💬〡general-off-topic

[upbeat viper]

smh

[restive storm]

play blitz

and bullet

[rose thunder]

i dont think im untilted yet

was queued with a 1200 in a rated match

[inland shore]

Mine is 33 and im proud of it

[upbeat viper]

but you're 1200-1399

he's 2k

[restive storm]

you should

[upbeat viper]

ik

go get 50+

[inland shore]

Outch

[upbeat viper]

just because it's cute

[restive storm]

blitz is more useful than you think

[grim edge]

Anyone 1,5k Elo that can play in vc

[rose thunder]

i learned how to introduce myself in french

[upbeat viper]

wanna try in vc

?

[rose thunder]

prob not

[upbeat viper]

okay

[rose thunder]

i might have pronounciation down

on this phrase

but i just did basic sh today

[restive storm]

pixelated would rather draw 25 cards than play blitz

[rose thunder]

like "bonjour, j em'apelle [insert name]

i think thats how u spell it idk

[upbeat viper]

appelle *

[rose thunder]

2 p's

[upbeat viper]

ye

[rose thunder]

got it

[mossy comet]

j apple

[upbeat viper]

the fun thing are the L

sometimes one

sometimes two

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper can i show you something funny

[upbeat viper]

for sure

[grim edge]

most sane polish player

[potent merlin]

Is there any pattern for those? Or you just have to remember?

[fading spruce]

@upbeat viper you trying to help me on my French pronounciation?

[upbeat viper]

not that I know

habit

[sweet coyote]

Wait is that a new color?

[upbeat viper]

if you do study french yes for sure ?

[upbeat viper]

unique color*

[grim edge]

i am thanos

[sweet coyote]

O

[grim edge]

[fading spruce]

I studied French for 3 years but I am merde now

[upbeat viper]

[potent merlin]

I gave up on french after a few nouns. Why on earth do you assign gender to every noun? That's so dumb

[upbeat viper]

latine language

[fading spruce]

It’s a Romance language bro

[mossy comet]

this could be me if i wasnt tord

[fading spruce]

Gender is very important

[potent merlin]

Idc it's too hard

[upbeat viper]

I meaaan

[fading spruce]

I just hate remembering irregular verb conjugations

[upbeat viper]

you can kinda guess the gender of words just by earing them

[mossy comet]

should i work arms today even tho its leg day

[fading spruce]

For the most part yeah

[mossy comet]

i want big bicep

[upbeat viper]

like words endings usually correspond a certain gender

of course there are exceptions

[mossy comet]

i want them to be visible from far away

[fading spruce]

There are some words that are just a certain gender for no reason

[potent merlin]

Une table but un tableau

[upbeat viper]

but like you can guess 95% of the time just by sound

[mossy comet]

Why is bank feminine

[potent merlin]

[fading spruce]

That’s not exactly what I meant

[upbeat viper]

most words ending by eau are masculine

[potent merlin]

Yeah it helps a bit but still

[fading spruce]

I meant by the actual etymology it’s

[upbeat viper]

but eau is feminine

lel

[potent merlin]

when something has elle in the end it's a she

[mossy comet]

me having to recognize 400 variations of a word because of gender:

[upbeat viper]

yes for example

[mossy comet]

me learning norsk and 👍

[fading spruce]

Things that end in a tend to be feminine

[upbeat viper]

anyway, genders might seem silly to learn but you'll get them pretty easily after a while

it's like doing chess puzzles

unconscious pattern recognition

[fading spruce]

My problem with French is now that I don’t learn it in school I really don’t study it anymore

[potent merlin]

Hard puzzles requre thonk

[upbeat viper]

ikr

it's like german for me

[fading spruce]

So my vocabulary is trash

[upbeat viper]

haven't used it for years

but oké

[fading spruce]

That’s what happens when you don’t use something

And in the US you really aren’t going to be using French

[upbeat viper]

masc

[fading spruce]

So I kind of need to use the internet beneficially to help me keep my knowledge

Du Fromage

[rose thunder]

foiled again

[fading spruce]

Make this a sticker

[floral patrol]

AHAHA

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

Please do @upbeat viper

[upbeat viper]

I understood

but that's a weird message to send

[floral patrol]

cheese is the greatest thing of all time

[fierce rose]

Hi how do I hit 1200

[upbeat viper]

nah

did you notice they changed the bullet logo ?

[fading spruce]

Is lait feminine?

[upbeat viper]

nop

masc

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 244 (peak)
Blitz: 255
Bullet: 138 (219 peak)

[mossy comet]

I have reached peak.

[fading spruce]

If you think about it milk is an entirely feminine thing

[mossy comet]

holy shit why was my typing sound so loud when i typed peak

[upbeat viper]

it's not based on logic tho'

[mossy comet]

This cat has amazing talent!

[fading spruce]

Le misérable

[fiery beacon]

what

fellas, is it gay to drink milk?

[upbeat viper]

both are okay there

[mossy comet]

fellas, is it gay to have

[upbeat viper]

same adjective for male and female

[grim edge]

Guys, is it gay to each popcorn? You’re basically eating a busted nut

[floral patrol]

guys is legends league actually worth it?

[fading spruce]

Bro why do you keep being so cursed

I hate chess chat ong

[upbeat viper]

so la / le misérable are both correct

:)

[fiery beacon]

facts aren't cursed

[mossy comet]

what milk.

[floral patrol]

what

[mossy comet]

what, do i have to squeeze my chest now?

[fading spruce]

This truly is the message of all time

[floral patrol]

no seriously why

[mossy comet]

do i squeeze my goddamn man breasts?

[floral patrol]

no

[mossy comet]

do i grip on my wongy bongy mangle wangle tingle bingl-

[floral patrol]

no

[fading spruce]

JustFEMette

[grim edge]

ban

[floral patrol]

NO NO NO. IM OFFICIALLY ALDIES RIGHT NOW

[mossy comet]

it sounded like the n word shit

[grim edge]

nvm

[fading spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[grim edge]

yea it did lmao

[upbeat viper]

told ya you need to do puzzles

[glossy radish]

hi bast

[upbeat viper]

hiç vv

[glossy radish]

i started geometry

[upbeat viper]

boring

[glossy radish]

:(

[upbeat viper]

are you v ?

[grim edge]

geometry is cool tho

[upbeat viper]

[upbeat viper]

prefer true math

or actuaaaally

[silent spear]

Who here plays the fried liver and wants to play me(I DEFINITELY won't play the traxler)

[upbeat viper]

geometry related to linear algebra is fun

[fierce rose]

How to disconnect

[fading spruce]

How do you say stock in French?

[fierce rose]

It disconnects for 1 second but connects again

[upbeat viper]

what kind of stock ?

stock like stack of things

[fading spruce]

A Stockfish

[upbeat viper]

uuuuuh

idk which one it is exactly

[fierce rose]

how do i disconnect

its not working

[dusky herald]

any 1200-1300 want to play vs a 1100? want to see how i can hold up

[upbeat viper]

stock can have many meanings in french

[fading spruce]

The one time I got muted is when I was talking to someone in French and said I was slow at Bullet 💀

[fierce rose]

me

[upbeat viper]

report to doofus

[fading spruce]

Le poisson stock

[grim edge]

oh no I’m gonna get muted

[fierce rose]

who is doofus

[silent spear]

who here plays the fried liver I will demolish you🔥🔥

[grim edge]

Bastoura I apologise

[silent spear]

(Jk)

[upbeat viper]

mod and bot dev

[grim edge]

i have you blocked and I don't know who you are

[rancid kernel]

Hi guys

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

Search up circus theme song on YouTube

[upbeat viper]

still a beginner tho'

[silent spear]

who here wants to help me learn the traxler 🙏

[upbeat viper]

I'm only 20 so

[grim edge]

Geometry is severely underrated

[fading spruce]

What does Stockfish even mean?

[upbeat viper]

no idea

[fading spruce]

Geometry sucks

It is just so boring

[grim edge]

Why doesn’t everyone hate geometry

Does****

[glossy radish]

i like geometry

[grim edge]

Same

[glossy radish]

so far

[fading spruce]

Dash?

[silent spear]

Can anyone here help me learn the traxler 🙏

[grim edge]

What’s the area of a sector @glossy radish

[upbeat viper]

great

[glossy radish]

i just started geo this year..

[fading spruce]

Borg, take it or leave it

[grim edge]

Oh

[silent spear]

Is it good?

[glossy radish]

yeah

i know nothing about it

[fading spruce]

Of course

[grim edge]

Do you guys know the area of a trapezium

[glossy radish]

i’m also already struggling

[silent spear]

against fried liver or

[grim edge]

:3

[fading spruce]

Do you know the volume of a truncated icosiedodecahedron?

[grim edge]

man I hate the fried liver attack

btw who is jalapeño and why does he have it's own role

[grim edge]

If it’s a prism then sure

[silent spear]

do it against me

[fierce rose]

anyonew anna play

[rancid kernel]

Bro took flexing too another level💀

[silent spear]

I'll play

[fierce rose]

ok

[grim edge]

💀

[fierce rose]

user?

[grim edge]

Someone ban me

[silent spear]

arrowyoo

[fading spruce]

@upbeat viper

[upbeat viper]

[rancid kernel]

Thats not too appropriate

[fading spruce]

Grant his wish

[grim edge]

Bastoura I do apologise for my behaviour

[upbeat viper]

nah

[fading spruce]

Based Bast as usual

[grim edge]

ban me bast

[upbeat viper]

no I won't ban you unless you break laws

[grim edge]

1min timeout? 👉👈

[native zodiac]

anyone 100-500 wanna play

[upbeat viper]

that I can do

[grim edge]

yay

[rancid kernel]

Can i have a role because i havent been banned 💀

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge don't bait that

[grim edge]

ok ima get banned Fr

[silent spear]

@fierce rose what time control

[sweet coyote]

You can get the locked out role

[grim edge]

I was gonna say nitrogen tho

[glossy radish]

i hate chocolate and marshmallows

[sweet coyote]

An unique one nontheless

[rancid kernel]

Whats that

[grim edge]

I’m pissing off a mod

[native zodiac]

@silent spear I'm down for 5-10 if u need someone

[sweet coyote]

💀

[sweet coyote]

A kind of softban

[silent spear]

Ok

[sweet coyote]

Connect an account and get banned, or just violate the rules here lol

[grim edge]

Pfp checks out

[glossy radish]

bast where did you go :(

[rancid kernel]

No i dont want to get any type of ban but thank you 🙂

[upbeat viper]

I'm here

[sweet coyote]

Unique role

;)

[grim edge]

What does Bastoura even mean

[glossy radish]

i need help on maths bast :(

[rancid kernel]

Ok i no like 0 roles lol

[grim edge]

if i win arena again do i get cool kid bragging rights role

[fierce rose]

Why acc restricted for sportsmanship policy

[native zodiac]

@silent spear u gonna dm?

[grim edge]

anyone wanna play 3 check?

[silent spear]

whose

[fierce rose]

is it cuz i called someone fat and ugly

[grim edge]

😔

[native zodiac]

what's 3 check?

[fierce rose]

bro it wasmt evrn that serious

[glossy radish]

yes, why would you say that

[grim edge]

a variant

[glossy radish]

it could hurt someone’s feelings

[grim edge]

chess but if you get checked 3 times you lose

[fierce rose]

cuz they beat me

[native zodiac]

ahh

[glossy radish]

ur a wuss. upset cuz someone beat ur ass

hi pixel

[upbeat viper]

see

you need to improve

!

[native zodiac]

hey you your mod

[fierce rose]

bro wut i even do

[upbeat viper]

hi yes

[native zodiac]

can I dm @upbeat viper

[glossy radish]

someone help me with maths please

[grim edge]

what do you need help with?

[glossy radish]

stupid lines

[grim edge]

@grim edge as a 2k+ player what would you play here

[silent spear]

Linked it to you in dm

[grim edge]

what about them

[glossy radish]

shut up that’s 4

[strange island]

Berlin Wall %

[silent spear]

I did already

[glossy radish]

if lines shown in a picture aren’t intersecting YET, they’re still considered intersecting right?

[grim edge]

…no?

[glossy radish]

same thing

[glossy radish]

wait really?

if i extend the line, they’ll intersect

[upbeat viper]

yes

[grim edge]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a0/Dragon_Curve_unfolding_zoom_numbered.gif

[fading spruce]

I’ve always tried to do that but people always take before I can finish

[strange island]

sometimes you get opponents who just know how to vibe

[upbeat viper]

Ra7

[grim edge]

correct pixel its the only move to hold advantag
e also dw you will stay 2k for a good solid time

[fierce rose]

bro i can still play

[upbeat viper]

I mean

[grim edge]

Bast knows🗣️

[fierce rose]

bit it say my acc restricyed!???

[upbeat viper]

that move is obvious

[fading spruce]

Not at 2k

[upbeat viper]

like

[fading spruce]

These suckas don’t like having fun

[upbeat viper]

there's an opened file

that's the only huge imbalance in the position

you want to exploit it

you double

[glossy radish]

lines n and q

[grim edge]

i was trying to build that move for years lmao

[upbeat viper]

and obviously they can't take else passed pawn

[grim edge]

i had the idea from like beggining beggining

[upbeat viper]

goofy chain

[drowsy crane]

good morningg

[grim edge]

well i kinda forced him

[fierce rose]

do some one wanna play

[grim edge]

so passed pawn happend poggers

[grim edge]

What opening was played here?

[upbeat viper]

and ez strategical win

a london most likely

[fading spruce]

Anyone ever got connect 6?

[grim edge]

D4 C4 pure queen side expansion

[fierce rose]

Anyone wan play

[grim edge]

HEY COME ON IM EVOVLING

I lost this position as black

evolving

[upbeat viper]

I still see you play it tho

[grim edge]

once i learn a good opening for white ill drop it

[upbeat viper]

improve your endgame skills then

[grim edge]

how can I do that?

[upbeat viper]

by playing more

else than that, do endgame puzzles and read endgame books

[grim edge]

Had protected pass pawns and still lost

Guys lets go to sleep

I suck at endgames

Lets snuggle guys

[torpid lintel]

Analysis the game you lose so you can learn what mistake you did in endgames

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

the way I'd have played this :

bringing my king to the passed pawns

[grim edge]

Bro is the blunder master

[upbeat viper]

then putting my rook on d8

and pushing e and d pawn

gg

[grim edge]

at endgames yes

[grim edge]

That was so free too lol

Unlucky

Oh well

Atleast I got a great rating in the opening and endgame

Middle game*

[strange skiff]

i got into the wrong uber

[upbeat viper]

bruh

where you going

[strange skiff]

im sick and I went to uni cause I had to

and im trying to go HOME

[upbeat viper]

and that uber leads to ?

aaah

[strange skiff]

THE OTHER WAY

[upbeat viper]

unfortunate

lmaooo

[torpid lintel]

Anitta sick?

[strange skiff]

and lost lmfao

[grim edge]

I would sue Uber if I were you

[upbeat viper]

wdym lost

you have a phone

[strange skiff]

idk where im at im waiting for the second uber

[upbeat viper]

is ok

[torpid lintel]

Google map is there for you 😅

[grim edge]

hi anitta

[strange skiff]

I have a smart lock. smarter than me clearly

hey duck

[grim edge]

don't they ask for a name?

[strange skiff]

dude said lucas. i heard lu and got in

[grim edge]

💀

[upbeat viper]

Hi Lucas

wassup

[fierce rose]

teehee i set alarm on friend phone for 30 min into exam

[upbeat viper]

Anitta is the true luigi fr fr

it's a fine

[strange skiff]

my name is luisa.

dont call me that tho

no one calls me that

[upbeat viper]

indeed

Lucas

[torpid lintel]

Got it

[strange skiff]

I want to make a yo momma calls me darling joke but I wont

[fierce rose]

anyone wanna play

[grim edge]

rating?

[fierce rose]

idk

2 somethinf

[strange skiff]

do /profile @fierce rose

[fierce rose]

i dont use that acc

[strange skiff]

I’ll let it pass cause I made a joke first

[fierce rose]

and i cant dusconnect it

[torpid lintel]

He 2000 haha

[strange skiff]

huh

[grim edge]

so this is discord at 2am…

[strange skiff]

rip

[upbeat viper]

🫂

[grim edge]

stop playing chess

[fierce rose]

srill there

[grim edge]

for atleast a week

[torpid lintel]

Use /disconnect

[fierce rose]

i did

[strange skiff]

you gotta disconnect in chesscom first

[fierce rose]

how?

[grim edge]

Oh, you’re American

[worn ice]

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[strange skiff]

same link

[grim edge]

Makes sense 🤡

[strange skiff]

click button

[grim edge]

Two words, Bri and Ish.

[fierce rose]

i clicjed

on the page now

[split violet]

I'm 700 elo but I just played a game and chess.com said I played like a 2400 so im pretty much 2400 elo now guys ezz

[grim edge]

Sure

[upbeat viper]

oh btw

[torpid lintel]

@strange skiff I got a new command like if someone ask how to disconnect profile make Albert to send /connect command?

[upbeat viper]

Mr 0000000 has been banned

again

[strange skiff]

LMFAOO

[grim edge]

who’s that

[split violet]

😂 GG mann, what elo are u btw ? u fancy a game

[upbeat viper]

some repeated cheater

[fierce rose]

🫓

[strange skiff]

im literally gonna talk to fair play team cause hes got too many chances from us

[fierce rose]

thabks it works now

[strange skiff]

noice

[torpid lintel]

What he did this time? 😅

[split violet]

👀👀 I'm still down for a game tho if u want ?

[upbeat viper]

cheat of course

[strange skiff]

dude doesn’t last 2 days

[grim edge]

Why do people even cheat in chess…

[fierce rose]

anyone wamna play

[strange skiff]

mr 00000 repeated cheater

[torpid lintel]

Ah

[split violet]

also wp for getting to 1700 I respect that mann

[strange skiff]

W

[split violet]

ah alright nws man, have a gd meal

[grim edge]

Anyone here around 1,5k Elo that can play rapid in vc
Im a dude before any confusion starts

Alright I’m going now

Cya

[upbeat viper]

++

[split violet]

I would play but I'm 2400 and can't VC sry 😅

[torpid lintel]

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[grim edge]

At this point I think I’ll get a voice changer

When I say I’m female

Instantly 30 dudes want to play

Male = no one
Horny ass mf

[strange skiff]

i feel ya

[split violet]

ty (:

[strange skiff]

pull a vladmir on them

[fierce rose]

anuone wanna play

[upbeat viper]

[split violet]

does it mater what channel I do / connect in ?

[fierce rose]

i look cooler now

[split violet]

yeah sure man, what's your elo ?

[fierce rose]

don’t have

[torpid lintel]

He banned

[fierce rose]

user?

[strange skiff]

he’s 2k

I think.

[fierce rose]

Im not

zomeone else

[strange skiff]

Your account was 2k

…

[fierce rose]

cc said i play like 1200

[silent spear]

There's no way I made him resign before we even hit 30s

[split violet]

Jake4658

[fierce rose]

so im basically 1200

[strange skiff]

not how it works

[split violet]

CC said I play like a 2400 so I'm basically 2400

[silent spear]

fried liver baby

[fierce rose]

bro i cant challenge

says i violated sportsmanshup thing

have to play more games while being nice

my user is ruumination

[torpid lintel]

That's normal but yah i should stop playing and study chess more!

[upbeat viper]

👀

[split violet]

😂 what's you do ?

[fierce rose]

call someone fat ugly

[split violet]

😂😂

[fierce rose]

cuz i actuqlly broke his losing streak

he had 15 game losing streak

and he beat me

[rose thunder]

hooray!

[split violet]

how do I even send a game inv on mobile

[fierce rose]

click friend top right

[rose thunder]

game link

[split violet]

tyy

[fierce rose]

oops exam

[grim edge]

THIS ENTIRE GAME AT FLIPIN 1700 blitz was decided by 1 single pawn like WHAT this aint no otb game this is a random blitz:SaitamaNotReady: :dcaialele: https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/86061603177?tab=review

[worn ice]

SensaiZax (1783) vs. ULaDee58 (1782)

Move List

1. d4 e6 2. Bf4 d5 3. e3 Bd6 4. Bg3 Bxg3 5. hxg3 h6 6. Nf3 Bd7 7. c4 dxc4 8. Bxc4 Nc6 9. Nc3 Nf6 10. a3 a6 11. b4 b5 12. Bb3 Qe7 13. Qd3 O-O 14. O-O e5 15. dxe5 Nxe5 16. Nxe5 Qxe5 17. Rac1 c6 18. Qd4 Qxd4 19. exd4 Bf5 20. d5 cxd5 21. Nxd5 Nxd5 22. Bxd5 Rab8 23. Rc7 Bd3 24. Re1 Bc4 25. Bxc4 bxc4 26. Rxc4 Rb7 27. Rc6 Ra8 28. Rb1 Kf8 29. a4 Rab8 30. Rxa6 Rxb4 31. Rxb4 Rxb4 32. Ra8+ Ke7 33. Kf1 Kf6 34. a5 g5 35. a6 Ra4 36. a7 Ra2 37. Rh8 Rxa7 38. Rxh6+ Kf5 39. Rh7 Ra1+ 40. Ke2 f6 41. Rd7 Ra2+ 42. Rd2 Rxd2+ 43. Kxd2 Kg4 44. Ke3 f5 45. Kd4 f4 46. gxf4 Kxf4 47. Kd3 g4 48. Ke2 Ke4 49. g3 Kd4 50. f4 gxf3+ 51. Kxf3 Ke5 52. Kg4 Kf6 53. Kh5 Kg7 54. Kg5 Kg8 55. Kg6 Kh8 56. Kf7 Kh7 57. g4 Kh6 58. Kf6 Kh7 59. g5 Kg8 60. Kg6 Kh8 61. Kf7 Kh7 62. g6+ Kh8 63. g7+ Kh7 64. g8=Q+ 

[split violet]

can I just DM u a link bro ? @fierce rose

[grim edge]

1 pawn magic

[torpid lintel]

Play-more-custom you will see options there!

[split violet]

tyy bro

[torpid lintel]

Hey zax

No :)

[grim edge]

hey mohit did you see that game

[warped vigil]

who

whos that I mean

[torpid lintel]

Okay I will take a look :)

[grim edge]

its not crazy or anything im just confused why blitz games be factoring a single pawn

[split violet]

anyone wanna play ? I think rum died

[torpid lintel]

Nice game!

[strange skiff]

fourth

gg

[viral epoch]

Anita admin gril

I need a drink

[upbeat viper]

1️⃣ Anitta
2️⃣ Anita

[grim edge]

Hello all

Tis I, Arch

[viral epoch]

Hi

[split violet]

Unity

[grim edge]

How do we all do this fellow Evening?

[upbeat viper]

vote the poll

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[split violet]

what elo are u ?

wanna play a game?

[upbeat viper]

chess.com gui ?

I'm not in the design and decision team smh

[grim edge]

How come?

[split violet]

alr nws 🫡🥲

[upbeat viper]

fun fact

ctrl + click on a browser tab closes it

[split violet]

nah all good mate 😞😭😭

[viral epoch]

Not quite sure yet, you tell me socks guy. O' alluring figure, join me on this soothing evening, of which I've prepared a table for two, both me and you? Be not wary, I don't bite, so let's indulge ourselves in this wondrous night alongside getting acquainted, shall we?

[pine bison]

@upbeat viper play game

[strange skiff]

it aint my real name

[pine bison]

am waitinfg

[strange skiff]

Hey pain

[grim edge]

yes!

[upbeat viper]

that's not the question 👀

[pine bison]

hello

[upbeat viper]

okay

[pine bison]

i tried to play anitta but got ghosted

[silent spear]

maybe I shouldn't be playing bullet rn

[pine bison]

kekw

[grim edge]

That sucks cause anitta sounds cool

[inland arrow]

L

[tropic hedge]

anyone wanna play some chill games ?

[strange skiff]

something like that

[strange skiff]

it's a pun

anitta drink

[split violet]

yeah man, what elo are u ?

[upbeat viper]

alcoholic

[grim edge]

Why do you own a picture of Goku from DBZ in the foreground of a romantic fitted table with 2 lit candles?

[strange skiff]

french

[silent spear]

PROVE ME WRONG, IF YOUR HIGHEST RATING IS BULLET THEN IT DOESNT COUNT🔥🔥

[upbeat viper]

brazilian

[strange skiff]

i need a drink

luisa

[hasty iris]

OOOOH THATS WHY

[upbeat viper]

gg @pine bison

[hasty iris]

im slow

[strange skiff]

LMFAO

[tropic hedge]

1550

[grim edge]

Anitta was probably thirsty when she made her username

[strange skiff]

!welcome @tropic hedge

[stable jungle]

Hey @tropic hedge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[viral vale]

a neater drink

[strange skiff]

i was modding that's what I was

[split violet]

wanna send non ranked game ? Jake4658

[potent merlin]

Oh

[pine bison]

yea i shouldnt play bast again i think

[viral epoch]

For scenarios like these

[strange skiff]

this mf

[upbeat viper]

oh you faster

[strange skiff]

LMFAO

BOTH SENT IT

[pine bison]

[strange skiff]

[upbeat viper]

[potent merlin]

Frank-lee-terrible pun

[silent spear]

wait so it's uh•knee•ta?

[viral vale]

yes

[upbeat viper]

scotch gambit for the win

[strange skiff]

bast defeated me otb and there's a pic of me losing to him and it's funny let me fetch it

[upbeat viper]

😼

[grim edge]

Shouldnt you be asleep right now?

[upbeat viper]

aahahahahha

[viral epoch]

Yes

[upbeat viper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1085306424168566864/1127841224628375663/image.png

there

[viral epoch]

How'd you know though

[silent spear]

I thought it was ah•nit•ta

[split violet]

🥲 can I play u

[grim edge]

Go to sleep!

[upbeat viper]

@strange skiff

[strange skiff]

yea

[viral epoch]

No wanna

[upbeat viper]

pain in your head

[strange skiff]

pain

[pine bison]

huh

[grim edge]

Why not?

[pine bison]

get me out of your head

[strange skiff]

not ian

[pine bison]

[upbeat viper]

[viral vale]

i feel dat lol

[strange skiff]

[pine bison]

[strange skiff]

I was not like this-inf

[upbeat viper]

btw Pain

[viral epoch]

Because most of the time chat is tedious and boring

[strange skiff]

ing

[upbeat viper]

why Kg6

[strange skiff]

add to peeps

[pine bison]

not like thissing

[pine bison]

i hung mate

idk why

[upbeat viper]

why did you decide to bring your king more out

[viral epoch]

Now familiar and enjoyable folks are present

[grim edge]

Everytime I open chess.com, I feel like everything falls into the ground, and a peaceful setting is placed amongust me, while an old fellow takes a seat in front of me and plays chess with me.

[viral vale]

developing your king? duh

[strange skiff]

you never played me

have you

i have my moments

[strange skiff]

bikfoot doesnt count

[upbeat viper]

I mean

[strange skiff]

not a mod

[viral epoch]

What's chess

[strange skiff]

baby dont hurt me

[viral vale]

ok lol💀

[strange skiff]

he is lol

but he's not a mod

[viral epoch]

Don't hurt me

[strange skiff]

[grim edge]

stfu

[upbeat viper]

no more

[strange skiff]

no mo

[viral epoch]

No more

[split violet]

Anitta

[strange skiff]

[viral vale]

that development of the king was bad

[strange skiff]

Jake

[split violet]

can we play a game pleaseee

[strange skiff]

no i don't do 1v1s

[grim edge]

Im getting muted :C

[viral epoch]

Cyn

[strange skiff]

lmfao we were all

only in arena

go to discord club

[viral epoch]

Why is your pfp an eye Cyn

[strange skiff]

participate in friday arena

[split violet]

😂😭 ikr the pressure was getting to me

[strange skiff]

im brazilian I'll whoop yo ahh

btw

discord club has a GO LINK now we're official

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

Tommorows the Arena!!!111!!111

[viral epoch]

That's the strangest thing I've seen the last 15 minutes

[ocean summit]

Hmm

[strange skiff]

go.chess.com/discordclub

pog

[viral epoch]

Oh wait yea

[viral vale]

aight i was gonna ignore this message until i realized you said "amongust" Jesus

[strange skiff]

thanks

[viral epoch]

You're right

[hasty iris]

[strange skiff]

[viral vale]

well its my eye and its beautiful

[strange skiff]

we dont have that one

it's chesscom

lmfao

oh rip pain

[hasty iris]

my dream is official tag. is there a member count needed or just some sizable otb club can get it?

[strange skiff]

77 k members nice

[pine bison]

ayo wtf

[viral epoch]

Someone please alert me +-1 hour before the arena occurs ya? 🥺

[split violet]

pretty please with a cherry on top and a drink on the side

[pine bison]

mid game

[strange skiff]

uh I think you need to talk to judith from clubs team

[ocean summit]

Checker.com wen?

[viral epoch]

It really is

[grim edge]

No

[strange skiff]

your club is pog tho

[strange skiff]

sorry no mb

tomorrow I'll play tho

[split violet]

2 drinks ? 😂

[strange skiff]

I think

[viral vale]

told you so. aint even my best pic of it either

[strange skiff]

[hasty iris]

kk willl do thx. i dont wanna bother her so much she is so busy i feel bad

[strange skiff]

nah it's ok

she's there to help you guys

[viral epoch]

And on the topic of eyes... EYE JUMPSCARE

Uhhh

Arch wot

[grim edge]

eye

[strange skiff]

arch with that pfp and this behaviour you aint getting timed out, you're getting locked out so chill @grim edge

[split violet]

eye

[viral epoch]

[strange skiff]

with the furry p*rn pics

[grim edge]

That was not furry p*rn :<

[strange skiff]

wrong gif lmfao

[viral vale]

i like the colour

[upbeat viper]

Pain falling in my traps

[strange skiff]

you know what i mean

chill out

[split violet]

agreed life is meaningless 😞

[grim edge]

understood

[strange skiff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/888274825389424671/1006763312387719268/caption-4.gif

[pine bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1113903934315188306/1140825191841284191/boomboom.gif

[viral epoch]

Tanks it's not hazel

[grim edge]

YOU SNITCH

[strange skiff]

this was the gif kekw

[pine bison]

uh wrong gif

[viral vale]

AY WHAT WAS POSTED

[strange skiff]

[split violet]

what is kewk

[strange skiff]

cant believe im not in that server smh

[upbeat viper]

he fell into into anyay

[strange skiff]

<-

kekw is that laugh

[grim edge]

you do not wanna be in there...

[grim edge]

where

/j

[split violet]

what laugh ?

[strange skiff]

oh

ok then

I'll believe you

[grim edge]

NOT ME IM AN INNOCENT MAN OF THE LAW

[viral epoch]

Why do I know so many fembois from CHESS servers?

[split violet]

where's my inv ..? 👀

[warm gazelle]

Im back aftet a long brake weeooo

[grim edge]

it's just teens being lewd you wouldn't like it in there

[strange skiff]

welcome back!

[restive storm]

can I just show a gif that I have to confirm if it's too inappropriate for the server
if it's not good then don't mute me pls

[grim edge]

I've seen it sob

[strange skiff]

yeah yikes

[grim edge]

u snitch

[strange skiff]

yeah send in dms

[split violet]

😂

[viral vale]

ay what?

[restive storm]

sorry lol

[grim edge]

its hot in my basement

[viral vale]

bro thats weird

[split violet]

welcome back :) wanna 1v1 ?

[upbeat viper]

[pine bison]

who asked

[upbeat viper]

trappy trappy I was

[pine bison]

[warm gazelle]

Not rn its 3am and ive noy slept in a while 😭

[viral epoch]

What?

[restive storm]

no

[upbeat viper]

played some goofy opening but

[pine bison]

cant even play a game without people stalking

[grim edge]

what?

[pine bison]

[upbeat viper]

we are an attraction

[viral epoch]

What?

[upbeat viper]

we create tourism

[hasty iris]

she is so nice. she hopped on zoom with me from a fancy hotel lobby and was profusely apoligizing for being 1 minute late 🥺

[grim edge]

what did u mean by that :<

[split violet]

is 3.11 for me too that's no excuse lol :) you in UK?

[viral epoch]

Why the basement?

[warm gazelle]

Yh

[strange skiff]

bro she is awesome

i get on zoom calls 15 minutes late like "sup"

[grim edge]

cus im rotting down there SOS

[strange skiff]

[warm gazelle]

Yh but i havnt slept in like 2 days and i did a long run today so im knackered but oh well ill try a 1v1

[grim edge]

whismy is such a person

[hasty iris]

i heard the other position for club liaison didnt get filled so i assume her workload just got doubled. thats why i feel bad

[viral epoch]

Get up and drink water

Watar

[upbeat viper]

anyway

[viral epoch]

Woter

[grim edge]

No thanks

[upbeat viper]

lesson for pain : don't blindlessly go for pawns

[split violet]

ay nice, how far you run ?also u want me to DM a inv link ?

[pine bison]

90% again

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1084599255362175139/1091767607658561717/cat_zooming_towards_camera.gif

[pine bison]

i didnt bruh

[grim edge]

whismy alt

[pine bison]

every move was bad anyways

[grim edge]

2 mods + admin in chat

[viral epoch]

Water is only gain no pain

[upbeat viper]

the knight blunder I mean

[hasty iris]

mod alert

[upbeat viper]

obviously I was winning after that

[warm gazelle]

Yh dm the link idek how far i ran tbf 😭

[tawdry sluice]

[grim edge]

say a racial slur gets the bot to send chess lessons for free trust

[viral epoch]

Why is Las a twix

[hard gyro]

Hey people

[grim edge]

anyone else watching quantum physics videos at 4am

[viral epoch]

No I draw

And watch vsauce

[grim edge]

go eep

[viral epoch]

You too

[tawdry sluice]

i watch arg🤷‍♂️

[grim edge]

nuh uh im learning

[hard gyro]

How are y'all doing?

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/696525484183519272/985750929338945546/image0-1.gif

[viral epoch]

Do that during daytime

[grim edge]

I can't

[grim edge]

aaaa the reason it took me so long to defeat him via endgame by being up a single pawn is because he is 2100 rapid people be 2100 rapid out here and fighting me at 1700 blitz lol

[viral epoch]

Why no

[mossy comet]

me posting this image for the 5th time in the r/cubers server and getting banned by some mod

like not even a mute or a warn

[grim edge]

cus

[hard gyro]

Why is this actually sad, what-

[mossy comet]

just straight up ban

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/bedwars-hop-on-hop-on-hypixel-hop-on-bedwars-discord-gif-24634317

[grim edge]

meeeee :333333

@viral epoch Hi ventiii

[grim edge]

don't do that i literally played bw with 2 friends today sob

[viral epoch]

It defo is

[mossy comet]

life isnt worth anything 👍

[split violet]

I watch the 2 guys dig out houses at 4am, normally the quantum physics is a weekend kinda video..

[grim edge]

Everytime i dont have my phone I watch tiktok in my head

im in

[hard gyro]

Retired from Chess?

[viral vale]

me after hanging mate

[mossy comet]

I WANT TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE!

[viral epoch]

I haven't played hypixel with folks in long tim

[hard gyro]

Same.

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/804491292897574944/1092511092242120744/251AF7DB-6BAA-41DA-9D4B-1F896544E3E9.gif

[viral epoch]

Zaks hello why you also awake

[grim edge]

noob, im 200

[hard gyro]

This is pain.

[grim edge]

Would ask ya the same question

[viral epoch]

...I'm still awaiting you

[grim edge]

raise y'all hand if euopean/african (ergo sleep deprived)

[grim edge]

my Discord did not like me sending this gif

[upbeat viper]

nice color !

[worn ice]

dbsuico (1998) vs. Wins (2010)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e5 3. e3 exd4 4. Qxd4 Nc6 5. Qh4 Be7 6. a3 d5 7. Nc3 dxc4 8. Bxc4 O-O 9. Nge2 Ne5 10. O-O Nfg4 11. Bxf7+ Nxf7 12. Qg3 Bd6 13. f4 Be7 14. h3 Bh4 15. Qf3 Nf6 16. e4 Nd7 17. b4 Nb6 18. Be3 Nc4 19. Rad1 Qe8 20. Bc5 Be7 21. Bd4 a6 22. Nd5 Bd6 23. Qc3 b5 24. e5 Be7 25. Nxc7 Qc6 26. Nxa8 Qxa8 27. e6 Nfd6 28. Bxg7 Ne4 29. Qa1 Re8 30. f5 Ne3 31. f6 Nxf6 32. [Bxf6] Qxg2# 

[viral epoch]

Thanks, I also like red

Arch, that was rude

[split violet]

bruh why I always get stood up on chess games bro 😭 ppl agree to play then just stop speaking to me when I send a Inv

[viral epoch]

:(

[grim edge]

Im sorry

[warm gazelle]

Wait did u send one 😭

I didnt see it lol

[viral epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1018143659931213844/1138108574330011788/fgfasdfs.gif

[split violet]

😭 yea

[grim edge]

i have something for red eyes they dont even exist whats wrong with me

Being an alpha sigma ultra omega beta sigma ohio level 20 gyatt rizz boss is tough 🚬

[viral epoch]

I love Senku

[mossy comet]

shit im late

[viral epoch]

Senku eyes hot

[grim edge]

saying this makes me wanna hang mate in 1 irl

[strange island]

Did they switch the resign/draw button in the mobile app?? Keep offering draws for no reason

[grim edge]

most greedy refrence soon?

[mossy comet]

i lost because i ran out of time but i mated him

[grim edge]

dr stone is pretty cool tho

[grim edge]

CHESS KIDS BRUH 😭

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/ryusui-dr-stone-nanami-gif-26264004

[fickle rampart]

Child abuse

[grim edge]

anyone have abt 4hrs free for me to rant about the quantum field model

rate the theme

[grim edge]

[hard gyro]

Bc8 is playable, it's not checkmate.

[strange island]

0

[viral epoch]

Ryusui

[grim edge]

@viral epoch how do you like never sleep but stay alive

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

EYE REVEAL !!!!!

[hasty iris]

Bc8 blocks

[grim edge]

uhhmmm NOTHING :3

[mossy comet]

shit

[hard gyro]

It's not checkmate because Bc8

[viral vale]

am i the reason everyone is revealing their eyes

[mossy comet]

oh my god im so stupid im so surpfudigkfkgjdndvm

[grim edge]

he smok

doxxing time (just kidding bast i would never)

[viral vale]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[hard gyro]

Eh, every dog has its day

[upbeat viper]

[hard gyro]

Now Zax will doxx you.

[mossy comet]

me thinking its mate
That mf bishop:

[viral vale]

damn man i aint making a chess.com account for image permd

[upbeat viper]

@pine bison that's my tool to read your play

[viral epoch]

I thrive on the splash-face-with-water-in-the-morning-to-feel-slightly-less-tipsy tactic

[hasty iris]

2200s btw

[grim edge]

hey chat who wants my ip

[mossy comet]

Hi heres my eye

[hard gyro]

This is so disturbing lmao

[viral epoch]

Ooo

[warped vigil]

Guys... how much chess is too much?
Is 4 tournaments a month too much?

[viral epoch]

Is that meee

[mossy comet]

no i dont

[viral vale]

cold water hitting your face is the best feeling ever bruh

[hard gyro]

I have dark brown.

[upbeat viper]

wdym eyes scare you

what da

[warped vigil]

how'bout 12

[viral epoch]

Yap

[grim edge]

I be feeling like an advertisment who just got healthcare.gov

[upbeat viper]

it's just an eye

[viral epoch]

I have eyes

[hard gyro]

Just feels like someone is staring at me. Constantly.

[viral vale]

no you dont

[viral epoch]

I can prove it

[grim edge]

:3c

[upbeat viper]

that's the principle of seeing an eye

[viral vale]

well...

i sure am

[grim edge]

haiiii :3

[grim edge]

hewwooo

[hard gyro]

It's not that. Just close up photos of eyes are just... no.

[viral epoch]

You two are acting extra silly willy today

[viral vale]

if u ain't used your pc in 5 months im down to take it off your hands

[hard gyro]

Poor Vegeta

[hard gyro]

Same

[grim edge]

poll:

what should i do

1️⃣ continue my research in quantum physics and relativity
2️⃣ eep
3️⃣ play minecraft

istfg i cant be on discord while playing chess

sooo a little soon but what are yall gonna wear for this years halloween?

[viral epoch]

Seelp

[hard gyro]

Research

[viral vale]

:teo:

[grim edge]

stfu

[warped vigil]

what's eep

[hard gyro]

eep

[viral vale]

sorry sir it won't happen again

[viral epoch]

Reference to Anitta's well known quote

[viral vale]

sleeping

[viral vale]

i thought her well known quote was "anitta drink"

[viral epoch]

Unty yes

[viral epoch]

No

[grim edge]

the paper says Be gay do Crywies

[viral epoch]

It's "be gay do silly"

[hard gyro]

@grim edge I choose :teo:

[grim edge]

[viral epoch]

Crims ya

[grim edge]

it says be gay do crywies

[tawdry sluice]

poll:
what should i do?

1️⃣ making an impossible and humanly possible level

2️⃣ grind map packs( please don't)

[grim edge]

chat has spoken

[upbeat viper]

this chat has been so sane this evening

that's crazy

no pings

no issues

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper

[grim edge]

beat this level called retro circles

[warped vigil]

PING PING PING P-PING

[hard gyro]

A clear bias can be seen.

[viral epoch]

I commit crimes daily

[tawdry sluice]

🔥

[upbeat viper]

I enjoy peace

[warped vigil]

wtfwtf

[upbeat viper]

:D

[grim edge]

i would like to apologize for my unecessary ping