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But 2050 is like top 10
2050 only?
And that's where I trying to get
i am 1060+
Fr
i flex
He's famous on chesskid lol
































































1. Nf3 c5 2. e4 e6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 a6 5. c4 Nc6 6. Nc3 Bc5 7. Be3 Nf6 8. Nxc6 bxc6 9. Bxc5 d5 10. cxd5 cxd5 11. exd5 Nxd5 12. Nxd5 exd5 13. Qe2+ Be6 14. g3 Rc8 15. b4 a5 16. a3 Ra8 17. Rd1 axb4 18. axb4 Rc8 19. Bg2 Rxc5 20. bxc5 Qa5+ 21. Qd2 Qxc5 22. O-O O-O 23. Qd4 Qb5 24. Rd2 h6 25. Re1 Rc8 26. Red1 Qa5 27. Qe5 Rd8 28. f4 Qc5+ 29. Kh1 Qa5 30. Bxd5 Bxd5+ 31. Rxd5 Qa8 32. Kg1 Re8 33. Qd4 Kh7 34. Rd8 Rxd8 35. Qxd8 Qa7+ 36. Qd4 Qb7 37. Qd5 Qb6+ 38. Kh1 f6 39. Qf5+ Kg8 40. Re1 Qc6+ 41. Qe4 Qc3 42. Re3 Qc1+ 43. Kg2 Qb2+ 44. Kh3 Qb6 45. Re2 Kh8 46. [Qg6]
anyone wanna guess why I resigned
because u noob?
idk
why u are losing
im white
what is that related
take a guess
missclick
no
drunk
no
no
Ikr those 2000 are so bad lmao
u ran out of time
idk

he was 1799
then you're just a nice person
12 elo is alot tho ;-;
and he surely appreciated your sacrifice
wot
you should have simply given a draw
that wasn't a wise choice
:')
but then he wouldnt get 1800
well
but whatever I still did better then yesterday
I would have won and troll them
imagine still blundering at 2050 elo
No way youāre posting a LICHESS screenshot
I passed up on 12 elo
aaah
Fr like take a bishop
Ask them to give it back
bro these people always resign when i take their queen
how to hit 2300
good elo gain?
U dont lmao
i started chess 11 days ago
im supposed to ask that
ohhhhh i want to taste it
i am 1060+
how to reach 2300
Nah
ik just be good
how to go from 465 to 2400?
woo
titled?
it will only be 20 percent change of winning
chance*
how to get a title in chess.com
whats ur elo thought
?
1060+
look at me
This is the Chess.com profile of 182766171712973718193818x. Take a look!
Name: 1827661717129 73718193818X (182766171712973718193818x)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2030 (2237 peak)
Blitz: 1889 (2001 peak)
Bullet: 1842 (1955 peak)
vs me rapid
they dont
is liches better
this guy played the worst moves
it says free
yeah
idk how many games I played
maybe like 50+
or even more
idk
I played for hours
59
i play for 32 hours a day
this will come true in about 3928888888 years
cus the days will get longer as times go on
How hard is the chess learning curve?
Just donāt š„ š¦
like what graph should i expect?
log curve
Down
or sqrt curve if you prefer :')
just win more games š¤
like y=log(x)?
cus that seems pretty hard to believe
pop quiz
AINT NO WAY THIS MF SS A PART OF HIS SCREEN JUST TO DRAW ON IT š
what is 8 plus 1
so low
8 + 1 = 9
despite it looking kinda linear
wrong š”
i dont speak spanish so i dont understand what that is
shush troll
how are u so dum
lol
@fierce rose chill out
its 14.65 bro
bro this guy dont know basic math
2 hours of high school orientation go kwazy š„
i hate geometry dash
why all duscord ers have anime pic
nice:)
most of those ppl are annoying
My fault g
some are cool tho
i hate myself
Chelsea Grin new album is so good
bast from de past 
Iām actually gonna be learning French this year
why would u do that
don't hesitate to ask for help
:)
Iāll finally be able to say oui oui baguette with a French accent 
if you want me to check the grammar or idk
play mosquito gambit 
itās maf 
Hitting 2000 with mosquito gambit (challenge)
What kind of graph tho
i checkmated u
(possible)
guess what equation this makes
Anyone wanna play some rapid unrated
a viynl i wanna buy only ships to USA 
biltz can
why is my mic suppressed?
restart discord
delete discord
I'm going to have to say sin co tan
no
Cool
anyone who loses to me should quit chess and anyone who beats me is a cheater š„±
true
I been playing 69 years and Iām still 100 ELO 
lol
i just played for one month
and i am 1060+
ive played for 39 years and im 430 elo
bro
Why is Gotham chess bot so bad
I been playin for just under a year and Iām just now getting to 1100
guess the graph:
i needa get to 1300 by next week or ill be unhappy
fr
for me rn what should be 1100 is 1050 
Iāve been playing on and off for like 4 months of actually studying
i should be able to play more since im on house arrest š¤
Oh good
TATE?!
i play for 12 seconds and im 2300 š„
what are u doin here!!!
some people like him some people donāt for some reason
i love chicken wings
please donāt remind of that stupid chicken wing song 
anyone wanna play im 100 rated in rapid
im itching to commit more criminal acts
Just a hunch, could be a bit off
hi anyone wanna play im actually 100 in rapid
im pretty much same level as you guys š„
I wish š„
how long before ruums gets banned take ur bets guys
oops i got caught using phone during exam
im gonna go with 3 days

a week-month
bye
narrow it down
Neva
17.2 days
š
Rums is cheating?
I mean im not accusing anyone of anything cough cough
Damn ):
yāall ever had 2 hours of school orientation
this isn't math class
cuz I did a lot of lung emptying
a titled player š¤Æ
me when vape
cartman vs man ray when
lol
im so bad at bulet burh
me to tbh
@mystic stream run bullet with Zurich Gambit
youāll enjoy chess for atleast 5 games
Zurich gambit?
aassdcgg
i agree
:(
where incho
@grim edge

why the is not having
yo 4 digits before 2am EST? possible? L3
aaa aaa AaaaaaAAAAA
i love rice
me too
opponet already blundered a knight
i hate rice
you're cringe v
youāre mean
most unasian thing ive ever seen
iām going to cry in my corner now
das real
MAGNUS????
I liked cricket but my dad forced me to play chess
ew cricket
Now I like both
š«
Lol it's religion for Indian people
youtube ????
oh
Weak link
stalker
y=2.1...
and yeah now youtube wants you to have the video historic activated to get the recommandations
bruh
wRONG!
what is it
Ik
y = the intergral of lower lim 0 upper lim 1 times the sum of alpha n = 1 to 1/z dx
ok dude
i dont know why i even bothered
nice try tho
White's only move that doesn't lead to mate is Qf7 lolll
Play tournament, ez wr farm
Socially inept
I have played only 1 tournament and I won it lol
I played with kids lol
1st place?
thatās honestly sad
Fr
yea cus people play rapid with percision, blitz and bullet is just rushed thinking
Eh ig
yeah but in debutant section there were kids and a 1300 rated player but I was lucky when he was moving his rook he suddenly removed his hand by mistake and blundered his rook.
I mean cc online tournament, like each of them have 2-3 cheater at top standing. It's impossible to win one
Ohh
I'm too high rated for cc tournaments lol. There's nobody good to play
I literally remember a cc tournament where the entire top 6 other than me was cheating
Look at this guy lmao (he's still not banned yet)
Better player
Lol
Also itās against 1500s
Ok dud, u should check his acc 
Send user
What if bast becomes highest rated player on cc. Will he still do this modding job ?
KenKanekiSSS
I won't ever
like
- he wont
- he will do his modding job
Idc I just wanted to know that he is reading chats or not 
always lurking
best time control

nice beads
frfr
W winrate
best monkey time control
700 more points and youāre at my rating
bastoura I have a gif can I send if it's bad then don't mute me
i am monkey so it makes sense
Beginner with 2000 elo?
I just want to know
bettt
yeah
if it's bad
:3
wdym bet lol
send
I am 1000 what I should call myself then
1 more game till 4 digits in 6 days š
? i mean i will be there soon
š
the reason why I'm hesitant to send is because of the you died at the end
u shouldnt have sent that

my eyes
and because you've deleted jumpscares in the past
Magnus or ding?
I have one more
it contains roblox blood
Mangoes or Ding
smh
I just want to make sure lol
dont
ok I won't send it
š¤Ø
lol
Ohk Ig it was not good
my chair is so busted it up if u lean to the left of the chair the bottom part angles up at 45 degrees
anyways
I SHALL PLAY MY FINAL GAME BEFORE 1000.
yāall hear abt the ishowspeed thing
No
Great time to castle fr
What is it
nvm.
āCastling makes the king saferā
im only getting ten, putting me at 997
Fr
he thought it would be a good idea to get jumpscared and⦠uncage the beast
Sensei how do I get back to 1900 blitz
play
Is he doing something stupid again
did*
@latent pebble So, you check his profile yet?
No
this one is wild
Acc created 14 august, 94% Blitz, 83% Rapid wr. Both 2200
now why would they castle where all of the attacking is going on
Theyāre Russian, not cheating.
Ok ur trolling. Good to know.
Average Russian 5 year old
bro what
What the dog doing
Hunting mosasaurs
Iām not trolling š”
plz donāt ban me mods

Proceeds to play 1.h4 in a rapid game
How dare you attempt to arraign me for the heinous acts of tomfoolery!!!
I swear I have so many racist memes but the feds would probably find out who I am if I post them here
What the flibbertigibbety have you done
Why

thatās him officer. Arrest this man now.
next game is my final game before 1k
What the king doing
that was no 1000 š
forced him there over time :3
BRO.
Itās very wholesome I did nothing wrong
dadadada
How old are you
omg guys youāll never believe what Clyde called me 
14
Unfortunate
Why is ur name still 1100 before 2024
cuz Iām not 1100 yet
Itās says 1200-1399
thatās my blitz
When heās not an Boeing AH-64 Apache Attack helicopter
Dead chat (rest in peas)
Iām 1050 atm
































































1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Nc6 3. Bc4 g6 4. Qf3 Qf6 5. Nc3 Nd4 6. Qd1 c6 7. d3 Bb4 8. Ne2 Ne7 9. O-O Nxe2+ 10. Qxe2 O-O 11. f4 Bxc3 12. bxc3 exf4 13. Bxf4 d5 14. exd5 cxd5 15. Bh6 Qb6+ 16. Kh1 Re8 17. Bxd5 Be6 18. Rab1 Qd6 19. Bxe6 Qxe6 20. Qf3 Nf5 21. Bf4 b6 22. Bg3 Qxa2 23. Rbe1 Qxc2 24. Be5 Rac8 25. Bf6 Qb3 26. Rb1 Qe6 27. Bd4 Qc6 28. Qh3 Nxd4 29. cxd4 Qe6 30. Qg3 f5 31. Ra1 Re7 32. Rfe1 Qf7 33. Rxe7 Qxe7 34. Qf3 Re8 35. Qd5+ Qe6 36. Qxe6+ Rxe6 37. Kg1 Rd6 38. Rxa7 Rxd4 39. Rb7 b5 40. Rxb5 Rxd3 41. Rb2 Rd8 42. Kf2 Rf8 43. Re2 Rf7 44. Ra2 Kg7 45. Ra6 Re7 46. Rd6 Rf7 47. Re6 Rf6 48. Re7+ Rf7 49. Re6 Rf6 50. [Rxf6]
https://www.chess.com/game/live/85989031185 Every move after move 14 was excellent or better
































































1. e4 f5 2. exf5 Nf6 3. Nc3 d5 4. d4 Bxf5 5. Bd3 Bxd3 6. Qxd3 Nc6 7. Nf3 e6 8. O-O Qd7 9. Re1 O-O-O 10. Bf4 Bd6 11. Bxd6 Qxd6 12. Nb5 Qb4 13. c3 Qe7 14. a4 Rhe8 15. a5 a6 16. Na3 Qd6 17. b4 e5 18. dxe5 Nxe5 19. Nxe5 Rxe5 20. b5 Rxe1+ 21. Rxe1 Qxa3 22. bxa6 Qxa5 23. axb7+ Kxb7 24. Rb1+ Kc8 25. Qf5+ Rd7 26. h4 Qxc3 27. Qe6 Qc2 28. Qa6+ Kd8 29. Rb8+ Ke7 30. Qc8 Qc1+ 31. Kh2 Ng4+ 32. Kg3 Nf6 33. Qf8+ Ke6 34. Qb4 Ne4+ 35. Kh2 Qf4+ 36. Kh1 Nxf2+ 37. Kg1 Qxb4 38. Rxb4 Ne4 39. Kf1 c5 40. Rb6+ Ke5 41. Ke2 d4 42. Kd3 Kd5 43. Ra6 c4+ 44. Kc2 d3+ 45. Kd1 Kd4 46. Ra2 Nc3+ 47. Kc1 Nxa2+ 48. Kb2 d2 49. Kxa2 d1=Q 50. Ka3 Qb3#
36 straight moves
Bro thinks heās magnesium cauldron š
How do i do a breakthrough
Wait breakthrough in what
Science
I want to invent something and idk how
36 ok nvm I'm not
damn š
36 non straight moves
I HIT 4 DIGIT CHESSS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
36 homosexual moves
welcome to the club
Now double it
A breakthrough occurs when an offensive force has broken or penetrated an opponent's defensive line, and rapidly exploits the gap.[1]
Usually, large force is employed on a relatively small portion of the front to achieve this. While the line may have held for a long while prior to the breakthrough, the breakthrough happens suddenly when the pressure on the defender causes him to "snap".
As the first defensive unit breaks, the adjacent units suffer adverse results from this (spreading panic, additional defensive angles, threat to supply lines). Since they were already pressured, this leads them to "snap" as well, causing a domino-like collapse of the defensive system. The defensive force thus evaporates at the breakthrough point, letting the attacker to rapidly move troops into the gap, exploiting the breakthrough in width (by attacking enemy units at the edge of the breakthrough, so widening it), in depth (advancing into enemy territory towards strategic objectives), or a combination of both.
Yea that. It was literally the first msg I saw when I got here
8 digit moves
GIVE me like 2 years cutie
stockwhale 
2.1k when
It took me like 4
Bud I was literally 2180 5 days ago lol
I'll be back at 2100 tomorrow dw
and 2 any1 wondering I call every1 cutie cus everyone is cute :3
Cringe
aight I gtg cya gn
Oh lmfao
I've gone from 1917 to 2050 in 2 days lol (Yeah... I went from 2180 to 1917.. woops)
Is that rapid. Btw
Lmfao
Nahhh blitz. I'm not a rapid loser
My rapid is only 1953 lol
FAXXXXX
2204 bullet š
a win is a win
my blitz is so washed
Was it bullet
3+0 blitz
I'll try
Get all. Ur rating above 2k it's satisfying trust
Wanna get better
What's the wayward queen
Go to customize
Alr
e4 e5 Qh5
Faxxxx ez dam
Best opening U4000
Wayward sucks
Bro just do - 25 and + inf
Fr Duras is where it's at smh
š£ļø
Good idea
All these guys gushing over the Wayward guy
Cap
Y'all should learn the Duras
Best opening for beginners is caro kann
(Jk please don't cuz then I won't win with it š¦ )
Whadis loveee
Paris gambit
Stfu
What's is that
Why is everyone reacting itās. A good opening for black for beginners
e4 f5
Wdym for beginners
It's so good
Nahhh bro that's why you drop 250 rating
Itās good cause you learn about pawns , disbalances and you put people outside comfort zone
It's gotten me from 1800-2180
bro chesscom Terms are crazy
Yeah theyre just slow
Best opening for beginners is definitely Ruy lopez , Marshall attack
Ik but advanced players do it too. Like me šµšµ trust ššš
this goes against all creative things around chess. they are saying i cant use the brilliant symbol in a video thumbnail
wayward queen got me from 1900 to 2200
Nah who are you š
I like how no one reacted skull for this one
gnight
What's up
Wayward queen got me to 1800 ngl. It was literally my main opening at one point
Bro...
Learn the Vienna
No ew
Marshall attack game is one of the best in history canāt believe back than capablanca owned the gold coin
then suffer with d4
What's your rating
Ruy lopez for beginners are you re
Bro I literally sacked a queen for a knight yesterday and chess.com gave me a great smh
ewā¦..
I remember when I was first starting out I was shocked when I learned that the move d4 exists š¤£
I mean it's still bettet
Itās honestly good and teaches u balance
i hate the Ruy Lopez
Tf is ew acting like a teenage girl
@grim edge Smh
Whatās your rating
ruy lopez is so good
Lmao I made an alt and got a brilliant move the first game on the acc. The game was bullet too
clowns are very common when I play wayward queen https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/83827770501
































































1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Nc6 3. Bc4 g6 4. Qf3 Nf6 5. Ne2 Bg7 6. d3 h6 7. Nbc3 d6 8. Nd5 Nxd5 9. Bxd5 O-O 10. Bd2 Be6 11. Bxe6 fxe6 12. Qh3 Qf6 13. O-O Kh7 14. f4 exf4 15. Nxf4 Qxb2 16. Nxe6 Rxf1+ 17. Rxf1 Qxc2 18. Bxh6 Bxh6 19. Ng5+ Kg7 20. [Qd7+]
i have the biggest tournament of my life tomorrow
what are you talking about lmao
Why am i so angry
Daang lol
eat a snickers
nobody I play knows what to play against wayward queen
It's cuz you're playing 2200s ššš
that's why it works
Best beginner openings for black :
Berlin defence ( Ruy lopez )
Kings Indian
Caro kann
The Sicilian ( alapin, closed , dragon )
White : Ruy lopez
Marshall attack , queens gambit declined Catalan ,
Catalan opening , English
catalan??
Best advanced openings: Caro, Budapest
I remember the time I got 4 hours of sleep and won every game in a tournament. Sure, I was the highest rated, but there were about 3-4 players 100-200 points lower. It was pretty impressive
Marshall and qgd for white š
Yes, learn Ruy Lopez, Najdorf and Grunfeld
FR bro
open sicilian for white as well
Best openings white : catalan, exchange anything, E4 forgot line, etc.
Youre liderally 789 peak
Alekhines defense is also good for beginners
Allat
Bro ššššš¤ššš
And then I got 2 hours of sleep once (lowest I've EVER gotten) and played in a bughouse tournament. Won that too and went undefeated š (Wasn't favored to win btw, there was a team wayyy above our ratings and we beat them)
Whatās big house
How old are you
Meran semi slav, noteboom slav and Grunfeld are all easy to learn options for beginners
Opposite of small house
lopez is gross. Najdorf and Grunfeld are nice
lol
16 lol
Bro why do expect 700 who hang their queen on move 15 to play alekhine
Grunfield defense makes me feel claustrophobic just draw already itās making my head hut
just play caro cann for beginner
No
Bro i don't know most of these openings ššš
Alekhines defense is awesome
No
š
For 1500+
Who here above 2k
Me
Just a test
Me
me
me
Bro ššš
Sus š¤Ø
š£ļø š£ļø
What's your main
Best openings for 200-400 ( intermediate ) is probably hippo opening , Marshall ( again ) , grunfield , caro kann advanced , reti, Vienna , reversed Sicilian , kings Indian , West Indian defense
my bullet is almost 2k

Gj
200-400 is not intermediate bro what
Bro what even are you š¤”
"2k+ player" saying 1v1 
grünfeld def not for beginners
MagnusCarlsen
You start at 400 at the lowest
embarrassing
Iām in the candidates tournament buddy
Lmfao clown
400 is advanced intermediate
Who is
I'm not joking, my rating was around 200-400 when I was like 7 years old
If you are below 400, go learn the rules of chess
Why are you calling Magnus a clown
Guess
Bros saying every opening he knows the existence of and recommending it to patzers
U play Duras Gambit?? Rly??
When I was 400 I was playing 25 hour games
Yep
no way its national master eric feng
I thought chess players were supposed to be smart how cant you detect irony
you think his opening is disrespectful?
Iām just recommending good openings for intermediates
My respect man where you from andromeda?
HI
When did i EVER say that
No Iām from the water
200-400 are intermediate?
Just before
Bro I took a break from tournaments for 3 years a few months ago.
My first tournament (after coming back) was a 90+30 time control (longest I had ever done) and I played a 4 hour game in my second round sadge
No LOL
Peek-a-boo I see u
Ruy Lopez is boring, and easy to play around
As a 200..
200-400 are infants
wait why did i tag
Best openings for 2700-2900-
Wayward queen ,
E4 than beg for draw
Paris gambit ,
Kronos opening
1400-1700 is intermediate
I said it from SURPRISE BUDDY learn to understnad emptions duh
in the opening i dont even take control of the center
Dawg I know 0 people who are rated 200-400
Trust me Iām a 2880
what š
Me.
i guess iām intermediate
Ye
I've actually played e4 and offered a draw in a rated otb game
Heās legit real
He didn't accept sadge
You literally said it was the most disrespectful opening ever in the world scroll up bru š¤£
What a boss
wdym what
Fr. I didn't wanna play the game lol. It was the last round and I just wanted to leave
Ruy is fun
how is ruy lopez boring lol
Only Reddit thinks 1400-1600 are intermediates
1500 analysis of openings its to be expected
/profile
proof??
nine six impala
Did u win
We ended up drawing half an hour later lol
This is the Chess.com profile of v_chessguy. Take a look!
Name: ViP (v_chessguy)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1604 (peak)
Blitz: 1705 (1714 peak)
Bullet: 1756 (peak)
Nah we drew lol
You have to scroll up like 2 times and its slthere still
i see it so many times
Lmao š
what do you think an intermediate player is
200-400
that doesnt make it boring just common, change ur repertoire
ok
But how is it easy to play around
1100-1500 is intermidiate
Hello. does anyone know about how to get viral with chess shorts on youtube?
I am rated 200400
then im intermediate
FR intermediates are 800-1500 deffo
have you ever played on chess.com?
Damn right
800 is beginner no cap
Bro you literally start with that on chess.com beginner whatre you on about š¤£š¤£
No I play on a very discreet website
anybody?
im almost 1k on chesskid
makes sense because u have zero clue how rating works apparently
Itās called chesskid isnāt it
Yeah your trolling
Trust me Iāve seen my students play for 40 hours straight in a king and pawn endgame and theyāre 200-400
today starts caloric deficit
Damn
No itās a website from 2004 only me and ding liren are on it
ding dong liren loren
I know dong siren
dong laren
This is the Chess.com profile of mynamegarf. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 244 (peak)
Blitz: 100
Bullet: 120 (219 peak)
Oh I know who you are
No itās a Buick
as you can see im an intermediate
Commercial
U1000 imo is beginner
800-1200 intermediate
1200-2000 advanced
2000-2900 highly advanced knows almost everything about chess
Reddit goof
im intermdiat
What about -839174?????????????
š
Reverse intermediate
Yayayay
a brick wall
Tell me how Iām wrong buddy
1200 is not advanced
youāre the only person with a rating scale like that. name one other person who rates like this
All u Reddit nerds really wanna tell me a 1000 is only a beginner itās so stupid it depends on the person not their rating š
Stfu
i now somewhat have my pfp physique
Let him cook his theory 
yeah 1k is a beginner basically
why are you mad lmao
jaaaa
thank you
Reddit knowledge
on the grand scale of things 1k is shit, online 1k is above average technically
Ehh that's somewhat accurate
i think ur the only one using reddit go touch some grass
Fide 1000 isnāt too bad
Heās just trolling donāt mind him
1k fide is so bad
Only for p0rb
FIDE 1000ā¦.?
That's crazy to believe tbh lol
also 2k online is also bad
sir please stop
jeg er veldig STERK!!
Lemme guess you beat magnus twice so you know everything
i know more than u definitely
im not the 500 rated here
Sorry I ever doubted you my beautiful international master
also if i had beaten magnus id have the right to say whatever i want
Plus 1500 is the average so how is it intermediate
Elitists in chess are such douchebags
What nerdd
jeg er ikke american. jeg er NORSK HAHAHHAHAAH
- inactive accounts its 800
Who told u that huh
but yeah 1500 is average skill
Real
Chess.com and Lichessā¦.?
<@&745328830649991179>

Wait Frick didnāt actually mean to ping
HVA??
got it
in the bag for that one
I did nothing
hei bastoura
hai 
Hi
People spend a year getting 1000 elo , studying chess , watching games and mostly not even playing just watching games and know every single rule of chess , most openings , how to analyze positions and use stockfish to improve and you call them a beginner which is bs š¤£
moon you really shouldnāt be talking about douchebags when you a re one yourself
just mute a random person from roulette
????
if u knew how to capitalize on that u wouldnt be 1k
According to who
jeg er garf og katten min er VELDIG STOR!!
(i am garf and my cat is VERY BIG!!)
my cat is perhaps chonk
Sorry theyāre not a discord sweat who lies on the platform to seem important
albert sent me death threats someone better do something about it
š¤£
really ur here which means ur the same as everyone else
1k is people who just learnt the rules of chess
Typical albertsstuff moment
This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!
Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2023 (peak)
Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 2017 (peak)
Why is this buick person pressed over a fact. iām so confused
better ban him
Moment when albert became sstuff
probably hardstuck 120
Wait Iām actually so confused
Why Albert is rated >500
R u the moon??
Expound @grim edge 
< is not >
greit. god natt alle sammen!!
(ok goodnight everyone)
.
not sure what that means
inaccuracy emoji so underrated
Explain what you mean by this
i love getting mods pinged on me
ok goodnight
magic
i need to sleep and also IM GONNA GET GRILLD CHICKN SNAK RAP!!
crying emoji
HAAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA JEG HAR SNACK WRAP MCDONALD
let me sleep on this
Meh
Idk if I like the new discord update where you canāt see blocked messages or not
what
yo theres literal stories on duolingo for german BUT NOT NORSK?
Like I canāt click on blocked messages now
im gonna sue duolingo
damn how to stalk blocked people now
lol
Like I literally canāt click and itās kinda annoying, but peaceful
maybe its just ur phone skill issue
Block someone and test it
Wait why Am I blockedš
Oh dang u right
Lol
WHY AM I BLOCKED

WHY DID YOU BLOCK ME
Unfortunate
not anymore
I see why
š¤£š¤£š¤£

WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHHHW AAHAHAHA HAHHWHEJFGG
Oh you tested it on me
I have fnx blocked anyways
Huh
Wha
š
I have literally never conversed with you kekw
I used to
Hmm
Wha
What changed
You donāt even have me blocked
@ornate ivy November 31, 2026, 7:34 PM
But compared to others he is almost normal so unblocked so I can actually see decent convos here
i forgot i had 600 people blocked in total
just block everyone and talk to urself in chat
Do I know you kekw
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i have 10 bots blocked
ābest way to get better at chess is to go to the chess board and play with yours-
Wait this is so sad tho I genuinely canāt see blocked messages
a stupid giveaway scam bot dmed me
ull always win its an improvement
I donāt block anyone just genuinely seems like a hassle
Itās worth it trust
And the blocked bar is physically unappealing
and at the same time
chess is an interesting game
ThĆ© ammount of spam thatās slowed down is amazing
mfghhhh.,ā¦,
My entire screen would be empty
Plus donāt have to see people with L opinions on chess openings
Or people who post pictures that arenāt funny with 0 context
London is a great opening š¤
they dont know i have dementia
Take ur meds
they dont know i have dementia
Yeah shitposters are prevalent
Why are you describing me
Like so many shitposters itās wild
they dont know i have dementia
The breakcore ones were prettt funny tho ngl
the only thing funny is my level 15 golem
No shot
My first video!
Cringe mf

random videos with breakcore š£ļøš£ļø
Go touch grass oh my lord
Nah p2w definitely
Thereās just no way you sweating that p2w game
nah i used my gems and now i have nothing left
hey bet you cant see this funny stop sign
Use them in the royal tournament fr š
ik thats where i farm my champions
i block people who are looking for arguments, it's just not worth it
Real
like i get trolling online, but when 2 people are both tryna troll it doesn't work šæ
why did moon block me
I love arguments
Square up
you can't be trolling each other, you're just both trolling yourselves
They're so fun
AAAAGGHH AAAGAUGDHFJS AH AS MGHSHFHFHG
The problem is trolling isnāt funny anymore
kiss me
GDGHFHFHAAUAGGHH AAAGHHHHH AAAAGGHHHHHHHHH
eh sometimes
most of the time yeah šæ
Except for Starky
The gen z phenomenon
the brilliant move dud? š
Me no gay
You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb and flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex, flex something meaningful.
shhhhh...
š
im too good at chess
you will be afet we kiss
Wait until the see the 17 murders
Hi
1 murder
This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!
Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2023 (peak)
Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 2017 (peak)
You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb and flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex, flex something meaningful.
I could probably beat 100 million trillion chess players at once blindfolded and while deaf
Wait how are you back
4th unlock
Ok buddy
Smh
wait
unlocked means what? like he was banned for cheating?
yeah
if the other side barely has enough than the other
and was allowed back?
did the guy that got one murder just play with hims-
I could probably beat hikaru in chessboxing
Goku is coming to your location at this instant you are reading this good luck in the 1v1
ik you 5'5" and 100 pounds soaking wet
who is Goku
is he trolling??? i thought he was serious bruh
i literally got the WCM title
Your alligator
I donāt know but they ought to be deranged if they werenāt trolling
Smh
nice
also the problem with trolling nowadays is ppl just say they're joking or trolling if they look back and think they were wrong or cringe
will be WFM in a few weeks hopefully
and i got the tm

