💬〡general-off-topic

[normal pebble]

Haven't sent me anything fam

[broken portal]

caro is cool, u just gotta deal with exchange panov fantasy and advance

[grim edge]

Ah gochu

[restive storm]

and two knights 3... Bg4 4. Be2 💀

[grim edge]

You dont have 1100 blitz

[broken portal]

my main doesnt

[grim edge]

How

[broken portal]

i dont play rated lol

i just do puzzles rn

[normal pebble]

@grim edge could u send me a freind request back I accidently removed u 😭😭😭

[grim edge]

Ah good for u

[broken portal]

almost back to my 2500 peak

[grim edge]

Tiwi plays chess?

[broken portal]

not rly

[grim edge]

Tf

I mean he has 1000 games

[broken portal]

not seriously, just sometimes

he knows how to play he just doesnt play really

[sleek oriole]

does this mean im going viral guys??

[broken portal]

managed to get my club to 100 members too lol

[grim edge]

Yes

[glass carbon]

I just thought of something mind blowing

[grim edge]

Tell

[glass carbon]

if there are more than 2 genders what genital organ do they have 🤔

[sleek oriole]

lets goooo

[forest crescent]

[grim edge]

No idea

[normal pebble]

Ong

Am I stupud

[bright glade]

it was -2???

bro i thought i was dead lost 💀

[normal pebble]

Bro I thought I was cooking 😭

[broken portal]

bro was not cooking

[bright glade]

I THOUGHT U WERE COOKING TOO

[normal pebble]

😭😭😭

[bright glade]

I WAS LIKE BRO IM CCOOKED THIS GUY IS GOOD

[normal pebble]

Rematch?

[grim edge]

I'm better I'm stronger I'm smater

[glacial halo]

oh

let me in ya world

[grim edge]

WHY ARE OPPONENTS SO TOUGH TODAY

HOLD up wrong screenshot

i meants this kekw

[restive storm]

you're winning all your games though 💀

[fresh depot]

cheeseburger

[grim edge]

but i wanna have fun aswell

[normal pebble]

I'm on hella tilt wtf

Gg

[grim edge]

prays u untilt

[bright glade]

gg

[restive storm]

it does make sense though
you're getting higher rated so the opponents become harder

[glass carbon]

if there are more than 2 genders what genital organ do they have 🤔

[bright glade]

@normal pebble can u game review both games

[astral forge]

this is a paid feature wtf this doesn’t tell me anything that the free analysis doesn’t 😭

[normal pebble]

Sure

[flat gyro]

Coach is dumb

[astral forge]

yea i just think its funny the charge for this

[bright glade]

[restive storm]

lol

[bright glade]

💀

[normal pebble]

Lol

[hybrid swallow]

Juicy position

[upbeat viper]

and that's only 1k6 blitz

[bright glade]

never heard of it

[upbeat viper]

😼

[normal pebble]

@bright glade u had 95% accuracy on second one wtf

[astral forge]

I dont like whites position lol

seems dangerous for both sides but id prefer black

[hybrid swallow]

It's equal
Or well
-0.22

[bright glade]

yeah we played this alapin yesterday when u beat me so

[grim edge]

but im 1700+

[normal pebble]

1 game of blitz?

[bright glade]

ok

[upbeat viper]

well 1k7

[astral forge]

yea not surprising i just would rather play black

[upbeat viper]

but you see the difference between rapid and blitz

false

[restive storm]

blitz is relevant

[hybrid swallow]

Yea after rxe5
fxe5
Nxe4
It's scary

[upbeat viper]

3+2 is relevant

it's the perfect tc

5+0 kinda is too

[flat gyro]

3 0 >>

[restive storm]

playing accurate moves on increment is a useful skill

[upbeat viper]

but there's flagging still

[astral forge]

if thats the top line that’s precisely why I prefer black

[flat gyro]

Flagging is my best skill

[upbeat viper]

and flagging isn't funny

thus I prefer 3+2

[astral forge]

whites king too exposed black too active

[hybrid swallow]

It's the top line

[upbeat viper]

even though I played a loooot of 5+0

[astral forge]

yea looks scary

white is active too but not my thing

[upbeat viper]

but look, 5+0 is 3+2 if you make less than 60 moves

[hybrid swallow]

It was fun to play

[astral forge]

sure

[hybrid swallow]

As black

[upbeat viper]

and most games end in less than 60 moves

[calm forge]

can someone help me with a chess puzzle

[astral forge]

all that matters

[upbeat viper]

thus 5+0 is good enough

3+0 is bullshit

[calm forge]

its for the password game

[upbeat viper]

it's too close from bullet

[grim edge]

im gonna be playing 5+0 for atleast a year until i convert

[upbeat viper]

play 3+2 already

[grim edge]

fire album

[upbeat viper]

it's like 5+0 but without flagging issues

[hybrid swallow]

This is a disgusting checkmate

[grim edge]

i still like flagging opponent, in most cases i can move faster in 5+0 so + elo fro me

[upbeat viper]

yep

actually no increment OTB is hard hard hard

[upbeat viper]

but are you happy to get elo from flagging ?

[glass carbon]

if there are more than 2 genders what genital organ do they have 🤔 i wonder if anyone will answer me

[upbeat viper]

I'm happy to win elo because I outplay someone

[flat gyro]

Yes

Even happier than normal

[upbeat viper]

morally more legit

[flat gyro]

Imagine getting something you don't deserve

[upbeat viper]

flagging in 3+2 is nice too

[grim edge]

elo is elo, i won most my games by checkmating brutally but elo stays elo

[flat gyro]

Greatest feeling

[crystal cloud]

lmao i got these two videos on my recommendations next to each other

[upbeat viper]

cuz it means your opponent is in such a complicated position that he has brainfarts and can't find moves

:3

well that's a pixelated issue

you're not supposed to flag with a +5

Ding too

but oké

oh actually there wasn't

sorry

but oké

[grim edge]

so complicated im going mentally crazy frfr

[normal pebble]

Gg

[winter helm]

heya

[bright glade]

gg, go game review

[upbeat viper]

smh

they still don't know theory

imagine playing the fantasy but not knowing that line

[grim edge]

probably most 2ks aswell

[upbeat viper]

nah

[upbeat viper]

2k must know this

no way they never lost to it

[grim edge]

i beat a 1950 with it once i think

[normal pebble]

Damn I was cooking

[upbeat viper]

I mean, if you lose against that line just have to study it

smh

[bright glade]

nah i just gave a bad check

[calm forge]

can someone help me

[upbeat viper]

that's normal ye

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper IN RAPID

[upbeat viper]

what do you play against the caro btw

[winter helm]

fantasy caro kann?

[bright glade]

Rg5+ was so terrible ☠️

[normal pebble]

What do u think my rapid rating is

[upbeat viper]

pix

[grim edge]

[winter helm]

is that the silly f3 line

[bright glade]

idk

[upbeat viper]

yes

[winter helm]

i dont play it <.<

[normal pebble]

I cook mostly on lichess

[upbeat viper]

Oké

It's fine to not play the fantasy

[normal pebble]

All the cooking happens on lichess

[winter helm]

mentions lichess in chess.com server

[normal pebble]

And what

[winter helm]

[boreal cosmos]

wazup

[upbeat viper]

You can mention it

Just not post links nor stream it

[normal pebble]

Lichess is the best

[upbeat viper]

Hi Markouss

[white sorrel]

M1 50 move rule

[glass carbon]

i have thought of a question so complex noone answered me

[upbeat viper]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[white sorrel]

imma learn how to mate with rook rn

[bright glade]

whats your rapid there?

[upbeat viper]

We gotta make a meme out of it

[normal pebble]

Like 1800

[upbeat viper]

Good choice!

[normal pebble]

Bro what 😭

[obtuse citrus]

who up being sus

[grim edge]

i was trynna play smash

you're the one who wants to amogus

[astral forge]

I beat a NM in 13 moves with an opening trap, never be surprised when high rated players disappoint you with their opening knowledge it happens all the time

[normal pebble]

I ran out of deodorant can someone buy me some

🙏

[winter helm]

have ur girl buy some <:

[normal pebble]

Chess players don't pull girls unfortunately

[boreal cosmos]

i think that i blundered a piece or more like 5+ times on my lower rated account today- you cant take all of that for real xD

[winter helm]

maybe u should try a bit harder 😉

[grim edge]

opponent can win a piece by spending 1 million moves but it will prove to be fatal

[winter helm]

there are super GMs that are married

[grim edge]

GG!"!!"!!"

[astral forge]

happens to all of us from time to time

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

hikaru

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 1858 (peak)
Bullet: 1806 (peak)

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper one of my best queen traps of all time

[winter helm]

ye for example

[grim edge]

[boreal cosmos]

yea i think i went from 2200 to 2140 on my acc where i cant play normal openings but still around 2300 on the normal acc but i dont care anyway

[winter helm]

and i think there are some chess players that look cute

[upbeat viper]

Sweet indeed

[winter helm]

so all hope is not lost :>

[grim edge]

Magnus

[winter helm]

hm

when he was younger maybeee

[grim edge]

Nah hes still cute

[winter helm]

he kinda old

[normal pebble]

So many just joined roles ew

[winter helm]

||and u wonder why you dont have a girl||

[grim edge]

Rizzler

[normal pebble]

Omg

Mods

I'm getting bullied for not having a girl

[winter helm]

[rose thunder]

naw who tf posted me fighting goku bro 💀

[winter helm]

he has the voice of an angel

[normal pebble]

Gn

[grim edge]

I'm so bad at chess

@restive storm week 1 of grinding blitz is +150

[grim edge]

chess is hard

[grim edge]

It is, but it's just today it felt like my practice was for nothing

[grim edge]

it can take time dw

[stuck haven]

What’s the form that I have to fill if I want to make a second account?

[frozen sleet]

Ere why don't ya button it with that load of codswallop no one gives a ballocks bout you lad

[lean owl]

https://tenor.com/view/fan-average-yelling-british-argument-gif-20849454

[stuck haven]

Anyone can send link?

[grim edge]

https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[stuck haven]

Thanks

[grim edge]

np

[weak cairn]

you have to fill a form?

surely you can just make another account

idk how they'd stop you from doing that

[stuck haven]

Yeah obviously

[weak cairn]

wdym obviously 😭

[stuck haven]

To prevent

[grim edge]

it's against tos to have another one without cc approval

[winter helm]

cute background

[soft salmon]

I dropped from 1350 to a 1200

[weak cairn]

yea but how are they gonna stop that

personally i just feel like this doesn't make sense

[grim edge]

it does

why would they want everyone to have multiple accounts?

[bright glade]

ther was a user who had like 20 alts and they got found

[weak cairn]

why not?

[bright glade]

i dont know why you'd not want to follow the system anyway

[grim edge]

this

[bright glade]

why risk getting banned on all accounts?

[weak cairn]

even if he gets banned he'll just make a new one

ngl it just sounds stupid if you ask me

[bright glade]

thats why no one asked you

[weak cairn]

key word "if"

[bright glade]

knowing who is using an account helps moderation

[urban pier]

Why is this brilliant?

@everyone pls HLEP and tell why

[winter helm]

Qxd1 Bxf7+

[urban pier]

Normally pls

[winter helm]

or Qxg5 Nxf7

[urban pier]

I don’t understand chess language

[winter helm]

learn chess notation

[urban pier]

Pls

[worn sable]

DANIEL NARODITSKY ADDED ME BECAUSE I ASKED HIM IN PERSON

[urban pier]

Tell me guys pls

[long mason]

im thinking

[urban pier]

Fck off no one cares

[worn sable]

bro why are you with this negative energy man

[weak cairn]

always the chess players man

[urban pier]

Explain my move pls

[bright glade]

nice

[bright glade]

i care

[long mason]

thats kinda insane

[bright glade]

daniel naroditsky is a W

his skills, his content

[urban pier]

Add magnus if u can

[worn sable]

Yeah I’m not even joking

[long mason]

bro calm down, im tryna find out how its brilliant

[bright glade]

all great

[urban pier]

Pls quick

[weak cairn]

some guy told you earlier

[urban pier]

I don’t understand

[cobalt shore]

any premium mind to use a game review on this https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/85866714871?tab=review

[worn ice]

IsaacelCrackMessielgoat (924) vs. CooperWarrington (939)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Qf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. c3 g6 5. d3 d6 6. Bg5 Bg7 7. Bxf6 Bxf6 8. Nh3 Be6 9. Bxe6 fxe6 10. g4 O-O 11. g5 Bxg5 12. Nxg5 Rxf3 13. Nxf3 d5 14. exd5 exd5 15. Nbd2 Qf6 16. O-O-O Re8 17. Rhe1 Qf4 18. Nd4 Nxd4 19. cxd4 Qxd4 20. Nb3 Qxf2 21. d4 e4 22. Nc5 b6 23. Nd7 c5 24. Rf1 Qh4 25. Nf6+ Kf7 26. Nxe8+ Kxe8 27. dxc5 bxc5 28. Rxd5 Qh6+ 29. Kb1 Qxh2 30. Rxc5 Qe2 31. Rc8+ Kd7 32. Rfc1 Qd3+ 33. Ka1 Qd6 34. R8c2 h5 35. Rh1 g5 36. Rcc1 h4 37. Rhd1 Qxd1 38. Rxd1+ Ke6 39. Rf1 Ke5 40. Kb1 Kd4 41. Kc1 Ke3 42. Kd1 h3 43. Ke1 g4 44. Rg1 Kf3 45. Kf1 h2 46. Rh1 g3 47. a4 [g2+] 48. Ke1 gxh1=Q+ 

[long mason]

if his queen takes ur queen, you take your bishop, and check him

[urban pier]

I just win a pawn that’s all

It’s not brilliant worthy

[long mason]

and aalso stop him from casteling

[fringe girder]

You can fork the rook and queen tif tif and also get an improving position

[urban pier]

Ok ig still why brilliant?

I see

[honest river]

someone wanna play a game

username AHannanR

aw hell nah

[cobalt shore]

pretty nice game

[fringe girder]

Can't believe mango calcium lost the chess tournament:(

[long mason]

looks like your opponent outplayed u

[cobalt shore]

I won

[stuck haven]

[long mason]

but u got no blunders

[long mason]

ohhhh

[long mason]

Nice 6 great moves

[cobalt shore]

pretty fire

but the game before got 90% accuracy

[long mason]

ye

[long mason]

nice

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/85866714871?tab=review

[worn ice]

IsaacelCrackMessielgoat (924) vs. CooperWarrington (939)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Qf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. c3 g6 5. d3 d6 6. Bg5 Bg7 7. Bxf6 Bxf6 8. Nh3 Be6 9. Bxe6 fxe6 10. g4 O-O 11. g5 Bxg5 12. Nxg5 Rxf3 13. Nxf3 d5 14. exd5 exd5 15. Nbd2 Qf6 16. O-O-O Re8 17. Rhe1 Qf4 18. Nd4 Nxd4 19. cxd4 Qxd4 20. Nb3 Qxf2 21. d4 e4 22. Nc5 b6 23. Nd7 c5 24. Rf1 Qh4 25. Nf6+ Kf7 26. Nxe8+ Kxe8 27. dxc5 bxc5 28. Rxd5 Qh6+ 29. Kb1 Qxh2 30. Rxc5 Qe2 31. Rc8+ Kd7 32. Rfc1 Qd3+ 33. Ka1 Qd6 34. R8c2 h5 35. Rh1 g5 36. Rcc1 h4 37. Rhd1 Qxd1 38. Rxd1+ Ke6 39. Rf1 Ke5 40. Kb1 Kd4 41. Kc1 Ke3 42. Kd1 h3 43. Ke1 g4 44. Rg1 Kf3 45. Kf1 h2 46. Rh1 g3 47. a4 g2+ 48. Ke1 gxh1=Q+ 

[fringe girder]

Mane what the hell

[crude whale]

gotem

[weak cairn]

always the chess players man

[long mason]

mod?

[crude whale]

why? what rules does that break

i swear to god yall love snitching its crazy

[weak cairn]

lil bro there's children here

why you even posting this

[crude whale]

ITS NOT EVEN BAD THOUGH

[long mason]

ig, rule 5

[weak cairn]

you're weird af, no one came here to see that

[grim edge]

Whose up for amogus

[cobalt shore]

#〘📝〙rules

[neon musk]

<@&745328830649991179>

[crude whale]

🤣

[long mason]

we're here to play and learn chess

[cobalt shore]

sure

gotta download it rq tho

[sleek zealot]

vc required

[neon musk]

Here's another one

[upbeat viper]

oh well

his account got closed

[long mason]

Ladies and Gents, we gotem

Funny how im listening to Xenogenesis, and just when the beat dropped, his account closed

[grim edge]

Instead of playing zelda u wanna play amogus

We need people

[long mason]

lol

[grim edge]

JOIN

Or else

[long mason]

yes but, unfortunately, my dad only allows chess as a game on my phone

unless there is a web version

[grim edge]

Are u a child of sorts

[weak cairn]

only??

[long mason]

my age is legit in my about me

[sleek zealot]

we need more members for game nights (vc required)

[grim edge]

I pray for your well-being

[long mason]

thanks, wait but y

[grim edge]

You dont need to know

[long mason]

k... thanks ig

[hardy temple]

guys who wants to do a rap battle please join me in vc

[grim edge]

Okgogmmgmg

I AM 1000 RAPID

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> igorlion69

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1000 (peak)
Blitz: 778 (peak)
Bullet: 708 (peak)

[honest river]

congrats

[grim edge]

Thank you

[honest river]

wanna play a round

i'm also a 1000

[potent merlin]

Who's playing so far?

[grim edge]

Nope feel tired rn

Played a ton of chess today

[cobalt shore]

KHQBOF Join our amongus lobby

[cobalt shore]

4 people

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> iamenthusiastic

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Blitz: 794 (798 peak)
Bullet: 941 (peak)

[weak cairn]

crazy

[potent merlin]

What the hell is a friend code in amogus?

Is it different from a nickname?

[cobalt shore]

yes

[grim edge]

@potent merlin when do you need the prep to be ready?

[sleek zealot]

WE NEED MORE PEOPLE FOR GAME NIGHTS TELL ME IF YOU WANNA JOIN (vc required)

[long mason]

GGs

[grim edge]

Thanks

@grim edge MASTER IVE DONE IT

[potent merlin]

Why can't I generate it properly? Can only reset between randomly generated names. Wtf

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> igorlion69

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1000 (peak)
Blitz: 778 (peak)
Bullet: 708 (peak)

[grim edge]

IGOR OMG

[elfin charm]

i am undefeated 8 rapid games in a row at 2100

[grim edge]

@grim edge bro W ive been following the journey for time congrats my friend

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Tarek Trindade (korokgenji)

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Name: Tarek Trindade (korokgenji)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 448 (866 peak)
Blitz: 532 (797 peak)
Bullet: 358 (743 peak)

[elfin charm]

ty

[broken portal]

Still in that 700 range

[long mason]

still got some to go

[elfin charm]

you got ages to go lol

[long mason]

yeah lol

[elfin charm]

2110 rapid atm

[grim edge]

Thank you my friend,my next goal is 1200,I guess training everyday does pay off

[regal lynx]

30000 rapid atm

[elfin charm]

except i am telling the truth that i am 2110 rapid

[scarlet sleet]

hi

[lilac gust]

Woooo just reached 1000 on bullet

[grim edge]

bro i know ur probably gonna be 2k one day

[regal lynx]

i am telling the truth too

[grim edge]

You better be there to see it and then have a match with me

[elfin charm]

you are 100 points below me

[regal lynx]

no

[elfin charm]

yes

[regal lynx]

i am 30000

[elfin charm]

your profile says you are 2004

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/battle-bymyself-gif-25143904

Lol

[regal lynx]

It’s a hoax

[elfin charm]

my last 8 rapid games: WWWWWWDW

[cobalt shore]

need to make an account

[potent merlin]

Which server? Eu, NA?

[grim edge]

@grim edge pixel I haven't been seeing you lately

What's up?

Bro sends one message then disappears

[cobalt shore]

do Eu and ill give you the new code

[elfin charm]

a hot winning streak in chess is so satisfying

[lime lava]

[regal lynx]

not as much as a hot losing streak

[elfin charm]

ahahhahahahhahah

i have 7 wins and 0 losses rn

[lime lava]

gifs with sound:

[regal lynx]

you only played 7 games?

[elfin charm]

currently the chess is speaking for itself lets put it like that

[hasty iris]

connect your account @elfin charm

[elfin charm]

no

[regal lynx]

why

[elfin charm]

i dont want to

[sand crater]

I’m gay

[regal lynx]

🤨

[sand crater]

gay means happy I’m not homo

[hasty iris]

♟️ 🐟

[grim edge]

what is love

[regal lynx]

baby dont hurt me

[elfin charm]

baby dont hurt me

[regal lynx]

I beat you to it

[grim edge]

[elfin charm]

no more

[pine bison]

Wrong server

[elfin charm]

i had to click reply aswell

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

shi wrong server

[elfin charm]

currently on a 7 game winning streak (the chess is speaking for itself)

[regal lynx]

prove it buddy

[pine bison]

My gf fr fr

[lime lava]

no joke if I play valorant in my laptop... that happens

[pine bison]

Damn.

[elfin charm]

my rating is 2113, you can go and check the rapid leaderboards to find my name

[fallow shore]

my king and bishop fending off a queen and rook:

[grim edge]

Im your gf? Bro thats gay

[pine bison]

Aint no way

[elfin charm]

you from africa?

[grim edge]

Yes way

[regal lynx]

why cant u just tell me your name

[grim edge]

No

[elfin charm]

no

[elfin charm]

ok

[elfin charm]

figure it out

[regal lynx]

🤨

[grim edge]

Wdym dawg theres like thousands of 2000s

Hows he gun find you

[elfin charm]

people of a specific rating

[grim edge]

me finds a cool theory line and decided to play it engine : INACCURACY MF !

[elfin charm]

i am 2113, you can go and check leaderboards and go to 2113 and there are like 50 players at that specific rating

[restive storm]

background moment

[grim edge]

They should stop giving inaccuracies to everything

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-hoshino-aidoru-yoasobi-aidoru-yoasobi-idol-oshi-no-ko-gif-15090170541564577056

[grim edge]

frfr

[elfin charm]

life...

[grim edge]

Zax that was a horrible game night

[elfin charm]

life is...

[grim edge]

it was not planned kekw

i thought it was gonna be in a week or shi

[grim edge]

Idk how it escalated this way

[elfin charm]

you found me yet?

[restive storm]

I'm literally going to have a full lichess study just for the kan variation

for white 💀

[lime lava]

I have a nice caro kann book, but its for begginer/intermidiate level

[fallow shore]

SHATU P YYOU TSTUPID GOATHAMA

[restive storm]

nice replies

[elfin charm]

currently top 12000 in the world rn

[fallow shore]

people who use caro kann:

[hardy temple]

Who wants to join vc

[fallow shore]

those who use scandinavian or elephant:

[elfin charm]

me

i use london system every single game with white

[hardy temple]

join vc

[fallow shore]

london system players:

elephant players:

[grim edge]

caro is the best opening

[regal lynx]

no lol

[lime lava]

fr

sicilian tho...

[grim edge]

sicilian bad

[astral grove]

Holy shit your rapid is 2670

[lime lava]

I like it

[grim edge]

is it?

[astral grove]

Apparently

[grim edge]

nah that's peak

I don't play rapid

[hardy temple]

broo

plss

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

YOO

[nova verge]

Yo yo yo

[regal lynx]

I cant play good with 5 minutes or less on the clock usually

i need to improve my speed significantly

[grim edge]

bailey in da crib

how much?

[nova verge]

BAILEY IN DA HOUSE

[grim edge]

DJ BAILEYYY

WE MAKE THE BEST MSUICCC

[nova verge]

Nah I wish that would be fun. I’d rather rage

[hardy temple]

Anyone up for 10 min chess

[grim edge]

you can get 2k on your own dw

[hardy temple]

ANYONE WANNA PLAY

[astral grove]

Oh yeah provisional peak ig, still funny though

[lime lava]

whats the max on your own you think?

[hardy temple]

Bro im 147 How to upgrade

[slow inlet]

I'm down

[regal lynx]

you can get 2k but it would realistically take a really long time

[grim edge]

do tactics

[grim edge]

wdym max?

[regal lynx]

tactics are the only reason why Im at 2k

i hardly know as much theory as I should

[grim edge]

tactics and play more

yes

[lime lava]

like, the max level you can get without a coach

[regal lynx]

if you dont have premium use lichess

[grim edge]

you can reach high without coach

[regal lynx]

LOL

[grim edge]

a coach just makes it easier most of the time

that's good

[regal lynx]

Im at 3500 in puzzles so most of them are like impossible now

so im stuck

[grim edge]

nice

[regal lynx]

like i said tactics carry my chess skill

im not joking

[fallow shore]

someone 5 min blitz unrated me username is backroomslover

[regal lynx]

nice username

[fallow shore]

yes indeed

bro im gonna destroy all the gms, ims, fms, and nms in TT

[grim edge]

i have 2 sides

[fallow shore]

yeah im gonna push 500 today

[grim edge]

poggers as soon as i hit 2000 blitz its 2100 rapid time

[fallow shore]

guys im 4224 elo

boys rate this pc

[grim edge]

@grim edge current progress for this week is 163+

[weak cairn]

you are right that is a pc

[fallow shore]

ik bro

[weak cairn]

💯

[fallow shore]

4070 and ryzen 7 5700x is a beast combo

you get 140 fps on highest graphics 1440p

only 1600%

1600$

HOLY FLIP HIKARU IS IN TT

[weak cairn]

whats a tt

[fallow shore]

IM GONNA BEAT HIKARU BRO YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[grim edge]

tiled tuesday

[fallow shore]

late titled tuseday

[weak cairn]

good luck

[grim edge]

how ru gonna get into tilted tiesdya

[fallow shore]

yeah im titled 100%

[lime lava]

hikaru lost to a 2k in early titled tuesday

[grim edge]

no way

[grim edge]

that was me

[fallow shore]

i am actually magnus so i have a gm title

[scarlet sleet]

ez

[fallow shore]

no

hes playing titled tuseday noob

im gonna beat him 100%

hikaru naycamara

"IM PLAYING HIKARU, HAHA" - gothamchass

yes i will anything is possible !!!!!

[lime lava]

yeah He lost round 1 and then his stream was having I guess connection problems and it frozed the screen while playing a 2000, So I left the stream and then some guy said he lost in danya chat but I didnt see the game

[fallow shore]

hikaru is stupid

[finite juniper]

Hi guys

[grim edge]

oh so he didn't lose the game just connection issues

[fallow shore]

can untitled players compete in titled games

[finite juniper]

I think so

[lime lava]

idk what happened

[fallow shore]

bro im 450 and im gonna beat hikaru

[brisk compass]

hi

[lime lava]

lemme see if he lost on time

[stark oriole]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/81369916158

[fallow shore]

me when play hikaru:

[worn ice]

sachetbatra (479) vs. Moayuad (480)

Move List

1. g3 e5 2. Nc3 d5 3. Bg2 Nc6 4. d4 exd4 5. Nb5 a6 6. Nxd4 Nxd4 7. Qxd4 c6 8. Qe3+ Be7 9. Qg5 Bxg5 10. Nf3 Bxc1 11. Ne5 Bxb2 12. Rd1 Bc3+ 13. Kf1 Bxe5 

[vital magnet]

How many games do I need to play for the tournament?

[fallow shore]

idk but im gonna beat hikaru

[finite juniper]

guys have u ever gotten a but it turns its actually

[grave mica]

me when i play hikaru: 🪦

[fallow shore]

me when i win against hikaru: 👍

me when hikaru plays this move:

[finite juniper]

Like…20 games prob

[grim edge]

I like watching gata more than hikaru ngl

[fallow shore]

hikaru is ez claps like he is a noob idk why he signed up for chess.com

[vital magnet]

I played 300 ;-;

[fallow shore]

im 450 you stupid noob

[vital magnet]

I can't join tf

[night dragon]

💀

[fallow shore]

no but will all due respect hikaru is a beast

[grim edge]

yeah

[fallow shore]

hikaru is genuinely the best player imo

[grim edge]

but don't post the link here bruh

[lime lava]

dms

[vital magnet]

Well no

[fallow shore]

oh nah they getting into dms now?

[grim edge]

no I was talking to the titled player

[vital magnet]

Cause there is objectivity in elo ranking you see

[fallow shore]

dms is like saying come outside and we'll talk in discord

it gets wild in dms

[nova verge]

Eyes of the tiger

[fallow shore]

anyways guyys time to destroy hikaru!!

[balmy sedge]

what happens if we don't join chess.com titled proctor thing?

[fallow shore]

shut up

just kidding hahahahahaha!!! 👍

[balmy sedge]

.

[fallow shore]

if i get hikaru i will show u

but there is 200+ players so the chances of that are 1 in 200+

[scarlet sleet]

a

[nova verge]

B

[grim edge]

ask support

[fallow shore]

c

[nova verge]

D

[fallow shore]

e

[nova verge]

1

[fallow shore]

NO

how did you get 1 and f mixed up

[nova verge]

I didn’t

You did

[fallow shore]

STUPID NOOBI HAVE SCREENSHKLT

[nova verge]

I don’t read gibberish please speak English

[fallow shore]

gg

[nova verge]

Woah that wasn’t me brah

Magic

[compact mango]

@strange skiff hey wait i'm playing bedwars

[strange skiff]

what's that to do with me

also stop spamming guys

[compact mango]

don't start late friday yet

[strange skiff]

starts in 2 min, it's auto

[fallow shore]

EVERYONE WATCH ME PLAY HIKARU

[compact mango]

ok

[pine wagon]

hello

[fallow shore]

why did magnus join

[compact mango]

wait magnus joined?

[fallow shore]

no

oh i meant why didnt magnus join mb mb

[hardy stone]

Dang he got be playing hikaru

[grim edge]

he's playing in the world cup

he is prob chillin

[compact mango]

r u a grandmaster?

[grim edge]

no

[fallow shore]

I CANT PLAY

IM NOT TITLED FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP WAAAAA POOPY HED CHESS.COM!

[weak cairn]

.

did you just realize this 💀

[grim edge]

phew

lmfao

whats up vert

[wild anchor]

Hello

[next geyser]

hi

[wild anchor]

Heylo

Do u like chess

[grim edge]

sup

[next geyser]

hi red panda

[wild anchor]

Casual 2700

[grim edge]

hi

[wild anchor]

Are u a gym

Gm

[next geyser]

no i am not a gym im a human

[grim edge]

nah

[wild anchor]

Im?

[grim edge]

nah

[next geyser]

FM?

[grim edge]

nah

[next geyser]

idk

[wild anchor]

How are u 2700

[grim edge]

i'll go for CM just to play tt

[wild anchor]

Ur almost same as levy rozmsn

[next geyser]

being a 2700 dosent mean your automatically titled

[wild anchor]

But u should be

If I put in enough work to be 2700 I’d sure wish to be gm

[next geyser]

being titled is more determined by fide rating i believe

[grim edge]

gms are at 2900+

[next geyser]

and not cc rating

[wild anchor]

But still

[grim edge]

the strong ones

[wild anchor]

2700 is insane

Ultra human skills you must have

[finite juniper]

Hi guys

[wild anchor]

Can you lift furniture with your mind

[next geyser]

magnus is 3200

[mellow fiber]

do gms really have some secret brain function that the rest of humans can't achieve?

[finite juniper]

Who asked?

[finite juniper]

Idk

[wild anchor]

Yes it’s called logic

[winged kraken]

What's up guys !

[next geyser]

no one

[wild anchor]

Me

[finite juniper]

Ok so?

[mellow fiber]

or can anyone be a gm if they put enough time into it

[wild anchor]

I asked

[umbral wind]

You can achieve anything the only thing limiting yourself is your mindset

[next geyser]

why should i care

[wild anchor]

I asked

[finite juniper]

you cared enough to ask

[next geyser]

if you wanna become a GM then try to become a GM

[wild anchor]

Yes

[sharp galleon]

imagine not being an IM

[next geyser]

it just takes awhile but you can do it if you want to

[wild anchor]

Everyone other then Gotham he will never be gm

[grim edge]

holy shit

[wild anchor]

Jk I love him

[finite juniper]

guys who wanna play chess on discord

[sharp galleon]

you’re alive

[grim edge]

i just won this position in 15 seconds

Fin W coach

[next geyser]

are you even an IM

[sharp galleon]

I would’ve definitely flagged you lmao

[sharp galleon]

IM since birth

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-always-survive-the-nether-always-afk-luke-survive-gif-21772489

[finite juniper]

guys who wanna play chess on discord

[mellow fiber]

im still blundering my queen on move 5 😭

[sharp galleon]

guess you are living while I am dying

[grim edge]

my mouse skills do be improving fr

[wild anchor]

I have a 16 day daily puzzle streak

17 day actually

[grim edge]

you are getting closer to 2400 soooooo

[next geyser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXrKRA_KZ5k&

[finite juniper]

well I have a 31 streak

[next geyser]

i have a 0 daily puzzle streak

[sharp galleon]

but the moment when I’m not dying is when there’s a real problem

[wild anchor]

Chad

[finite juniper]

guys who wanna play chess on discord

[wild anchor]

Who asked?

[next geyser]

ChesscomBot is typing lol

[wild anchor]

Scary

[outer jewel]

He can’t type he’s a bot

[finite juniper]

you cared enough to ask

[stark oriole]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/81370030598 i didnt play chess for a long time do you guys thihk i did good?

[worn ice]

Mostafa20036 (461) vs. Moayuad (488)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. f3 Nc6 3. c3 Nf6 4. b4 a6 5. g4 h6 6. Nd2 e5 7. dxe5 Nxe5 8. Nb3 g6 9. e4 dxe4 10. fxe4 Nexg4 11. Bf4 g5 12. Bg3 Ne3 13. Qe2 Nxf1 14. Kxf1 Bg4 15. Qe1 b6 16. h3 Bh5 17. Be5 a5 18. Bxf6 Qxf6+ 19. Kg2 axb4 20. e5 Qf4 21. cxb4 g4 22. hxg4 Qxg4+ 23. Kf1 Bxb4 24. Qc1 Rf8 25. Qxc7 f6 26. Qb7 fxe5+ 27. Nf3 Rxf3+ 28. Ke2 Rh3+ 29. Kf2 Qf4+ 30. Kg2 Qg3+ 31. Kf1 Rxh1+ 32. Qxh1 Bf3 33. Qxh6 Qg2# 

[weak cairn]

he never said who cares and quite literally no one asked so he was right

[grim edge]

Cellen with will to live and sleep playing chess be like a GM on a good day

[nova verge]

Y’all are two funny

[grim edge]

[next geyser]

what

[sharp galleon]

the positivity scares me

[grim edge]

obviously

[sharp galleon]

fr

[wild anchor]

I am 300 sad

People out here gms

[next geyser]

that is literally impossible

[grim edge]

if i wasnt mentally ill id be FM already smh smhm

[wild anchor]

I AM a dissapointment

[sharp galleon]

Irrational Masochist and International Master have some fundamental differences

anyways will sleep now

[next geyser]

i aint a GM bro look at my username

[wild anchor]

I am 400 elo less than u

😦

[grim edge]

good night dear friend

[next geyser]

then dont be a dissapointment

[stark oriole]

anyone wanna play unrated? https://www.chess.com/member/moayuad

[silk swallow]

That’s like 3 wins away from gm

[mystic stream]

Bros watching levy

[next geyser]

is there something wrong with that?

[mystic stream]

Notning

[wild anchor]

I watch levy

[next geyser]

then why did you point it out?

[grim edge]

Hello all

[stark oriole]

hello

[next geyser]

hi

[stark oriole]

https://play.chess.com/H2Mo2 anyone wanna play unrated?

[grim edge]

How we all doing on this fine evening

[stark oriole]

doing good wbu

[grim edge]

im meh

could be better

[next geyser]

i need to do my 15 daily puzzles

[grim edge]

this dude is down 5 pawns

against me AND HE WONT RESIGN

gata is so entertaining when streaming tt

whose gata?

ffl

gata kamsky

[grim edge]

ohhh

[whole swallow]

im BOREDDD

[next geyser]

ok

[grim edge]

red panda do u ever hate it when its a damn lost position unswindable theres no actual moves for the oppositions and they still want to play

like dawg how do you want to win and i am up 2 queens

JUST RESIGN AND LET ME GET MY DOPAMINE DOSAGE ALREADY

[grim edge]

trueee

frfr

[whole swallow]

MY LITTLE SISTER WENT ON MY CHESS ACC AND IVE GONE DOWN TO 600

[next geyser]

wouldnt the opponent want a draw

[grim edge]

theres no draw dawg

theres literally no way to draw

[next geyser]

what was your elo before

[whole swallow]

800

[grim edge]

rip

[next geyser]

rip

[whole swallow]

Someone play me

[surreal ice]

.

[grim edge]

like rated?

what

this dude forked my bish and rook

[obtuse citrus]

You’ll get the ELO back

[grim edge]

and took my bish

[grim edge]

thanks cat pfp guy

you were right i got my elo back :))

[obtuse citrus]

No problemo

[wild anchor]

We can be homies

[next geyser]

sure ig

wanna play a game

[next geyser]

^

[wild anchor]

Yes

[next geyser]

alr

[wild anchor]

What’s ur user

[next geyser]

Liquswarm

[still matrix]

I used to be 200 rated, now I'm 1200 after 6 months

[humble cairn]

nice

[hybrid sentinel]

Hi

[nova verge]

Hello

[humble cairn]

/profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> imchesssed

This is the Chess.com profile of imchesssed. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1033 (1082 peak)
Blitz: 566 (579 peak)
Bullet: 516 (peak)

[humble cairn]

damn it works

[still matrix]

meant to reply to @wild anchor

But yeah man you can do it

[hybrid sentinel]

Just got my first brillant move right now

[still matrix]

Just gotta practice and learn

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Xavier Mix (liquswarma)

This is the Chess.com profile of liquswarma. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Xavier Mix (liquswarma)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 730 (peak)
Blitz: 400 (peak)

[still matrix]

and always analyze games, doesn't have to be game review, engine analysis is fine

[wild anchor]

I try but I mentally handicapped or something

[still matrix]

?

wdym

[wild anchor]

Request sent

[wild anchor]

Ur my friend now

Ill dm u

[next geyser]

i accepted it

[grim edge]

i appreciate the effort to censor the name

[still matrix]

uhm, sure

[humble cairn]

anyone up for a game of chess

[still matrix]

what time control?

[humble cairn]

@still matrix any is fine

[still matrix]

I mainly play Rapid

[grim edge]

that is true

[humble cairn]

sure lets play rapid

[still matrix]

send link in DMs?

[humble cairn]

sure

[grim edge]

where do you find these people bong?

[still matrix]

Probably uses the watch people feature

it always shows high rated people first

[grim edge]

you think i have chance to become 2000

who will go 1 on 1? my nickname chelabinckiy rating-1856

It always gets better

you also gotta be strong

atleast mentally

i thought the legendary live laugh love was only used by facebook moms

[mystic stream]

Y

[grim edge]

i have won a game with only 15 blunder 💪

[subtle nebula]

Guys if some one waste all his time (7 minutes) to waste my time I can report him?

Sorry for my English

[boreal cosmos]

Yes rep for stalling

[grim edge]

hi mark

[boreal cosmos]

Hi

[grim edge]

how is chess going

[subtle nebula]

He has literally 1 legal move

2*

[grim edge]

you're upping that rating or what

[subtle nebula]

I'm up a full rook

[boreal cosmos]

Where

[grim edge]

chess

i‘m 1500 elo and just won a classical game against a fm🙃
i would say i play alot better than 1500 tho

[lime lava]

I thought it was hans niemann

[boreal cosmos]

Like chesscom i think i lost 10 in a row but fide is stonks yes

[grim edge]

looks a huge dual

[boreal cosmos]

Its not

[lime lava]

ik

[grim edge]

whats ur fide rating

[boreal cosmos]

1850-2000

[subtle nebula]

Wow 87 accuracy only 1 blunder and 2 inaccuracies

[grim edge]

ahh nice are you one of those people who prefer otb over online

[boreal cosmos]

I like both but i dont take online srsly

[grim edge]

I just tried to use my daily free game review and it failed. Then I tried again and it said that I just used it 😭

[sage notch]

Help

Can someone help me with a chess notation pls

[grim edge]

x is takes, + is check, # is mate

[boreal cosmos]

Send link il review

[sage notch]

I need help solving

[grim edge]

No it's just a bot game lol

[boreal cosmos]

I am but on an alt

[sage notch]

Someone helpppppppppp

[boreal cosmos]

Sus

[sage notch]

Its imgbb

[glossy radish]

Qh2+

[sage notch]

A trusted website to upload images

[boreal cosmos]

Obv

[sage notch]

THANK YOU!!!!

[grim edge]

L no trusted

[sage notch]

Its trusted

[grim edge]

I meant

[glossy radish]

was it right? it could be Qd2+

[grim edge]

You don't have trusted rank

[grim edge]

understood

[grim edge]

bison when is our rematch

[sage notch]

Give me sec

[boreal cosmos]

Cc like 2350 maybe and lichess 2480

[sage notch]

Wrong

[warm turret]

🧢

[glossy radish]

Qd2+

bye

[boreal cosmos]

Dw

[subtle nebula]

Guys I forgot to wish you a happy mid-August holiday

[sage notch]

Wrong too

[glossy radish]

wait lemme

[sage notch]

I've tried everything

SOS need help

[glossy radish]

OH ITS

Ne4+

[sage notch]

THE FRICKIN BEST!

Thank you so muchhhhhh

[glossy radish]

worked?

[sage notch]

I didn't see that at all

Yessss thank you

[glossy radish]

bye

alright bye now

[nova verge]

🌊

waves

It’s raining in Michigan

[grim edge]

you always do something my guy

dw they wwont see it

apologize to her not me

im making choco milk

!real

dw

theyll hang their queen back

its low elo courtesy

[nova verge]

I’m grilling steaks

I’ll send a pic when done

[grim edge]

dw we're all dumbsometimes

[grim edge]

send pics later

[nova verge]

Got ya

[glossy radish]

unityyy i lov u

[grim edge]

v is alive pog

[grim edge]

v i am 1100 now

[glossy radish]

yeah i hate you

[grim edge]

should i push or study more and come back

@grim edge push 'to 2k

[next geyser]

@wild anchor if im being honest you played well you just need to stop hanging your queen

[grim edge]

i will but i need to study some of stuff i got

i am switching to normal openings

[nova verge]

Push it push it to the limit limit

[grim edge]

@grim edge wanna race ?

imma play carro again

[wild anchor]

I don’t study chess anymore I used to be better

[grim edge]

race where

pixel are you good what happend?

[nova verge]

😎😎😎

[grim edge]

u have to get 2k before i get 2250 fun race am right?

rapid ofc

[latent pebble]

rapid is bad

[grim edge]

chess is mid

[latent pebble]

true

[grim edge]

i go at my own pace

[obtuse citrus]

Yoo shoutout your pfp

[grim edge]

i aint no racer

[nova verge]

Chess is gr8 my bro taught me yesterday

[obtuse citrus]

I love that picture

[next geyser]

yeah its like you stop focusing on chess for like 2 days and your -100 elo

[grim edge]

nor am i

[upbeat viper]

hi v

[grim edge]

bast u wanna chess

[upbeat viper]

nah

[next geyser]

ong bast

[grim edge]

i was expecting that

[next geyser]

hii

[glossy radish]

where’s v

[upbeat viper]

you hang your pieces too easily

[wild anchor]

Yeah I used to have a solid win streak and stuff now not so much

One more game?

[grim edge]

all i see is a bison whose still 900

[next geyser]

sure

[glossy radish]

@grim edge

[glossy radish]

i quit

[grim edge]

can i have a rematch once i am 1500