💬〡general-off-topic

[upbeat viper]

play

analyse

[wintry scarab]

@upbeat viper ok so in 8.30 pm I have to go on that link and after that upcoming event there I can able to play tournament....

[upbeat viper]

read books

videos

[oblique drift]

i play, how else?

[upbeat viper]

daz it

[graceful lintel]

[upbeat viper]

(started books recently)

[grim edge]

best way to study is to swipe 💳 (kidding)

[upbeat viper]

daniel naroditsky is great

[oblique drift]

goofy thinking vs a 1 elo

[upbeat viper]

surely

[graceful lintel]

[oblique drift]

https://play.chess.com/r67WH

try me

[cobalt gate]

Anyone wanna play 960 with me? I have never played it before

[oblique drift]

bro 960 for chads, no one can play profesionaly

[cobalt gate]

Yeah for fun

[graceful lintel]

Bro thinks he's rango idk whatever his name is

[oblique drift]

sure

[grim edge]

the best learning resource for chess was the chesscube cinema until that site shut down. It was more popular than cc back then

[cobalt gate]

https://play.chess.com/ijvLK

Im low elo too, all js for fun

[oblique drift]

You remeber what happened to rango at the end of the movie

[mystic stream]

Nope lol

I just take then play nf3 d4 etc

[graceful lintel]

Nah rapid?

[wintry scarab]

I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU ALL

CHECKMATE IN 2 STEP

[oblique drift]

bro beat a rattle snake with a minigun tail with one bullet

[upbeat viper]

because I'm tired of scandis

[mystic stream]

Qb2 kh4 qh6

[upbeat viper]

I wanna learn how to crush it properly

[mystic stream]

True. Usually no one plays it though

[graceful lintel]

Open cc app 🥹

[upbeat viper]

full scandi in bullet

[cobalt gate]

https://play.chess.com/ijvLK

[oblique drift]

bro my internit is like 3kb/s

[wintry scarab]

@mystic stream in 2 step

[cobalt gate]

U lucky

Un

[viscid jacinth]

OH MY GOD finally the network is here

[graceful lintel]

@oblique drift https://play.chess.com/WieQ5

[normal pebble]

Who did I play?

[oblique drift]

bro probally stole mine, thats why its so bad

[glacial halo]

me

We were even most of the game

[mystic stream]

Oh mb typo

[glacial halo]

Till i made that queen move 💀

[elder skiff]

tryna hit 1k before school starts

[upbeat viper]

not to flex

👀

[fallow shore]

bro

[glacial halo]

the brilliancy

[fallow shore]

you stupid poopy! hed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wintry scarab]

@upbeat viper bro solve one puzzle

[mystic stream]

Qd6 kh4 qh6

[fallow shore]

yooo

[grim edge]

language.

[wintry scarab]

@mystic stream checkmate in 2 move not 3

[fallow shore]

lemme in your world u know what i spy spy lookin lony

[oblique drift]

how the HE** do you have 950mb/s

[fallow shore]

[mystic stream]

It's m2 wdym

Qh6 mate

[upbeat viper]

fiber

[rose thunder]

bread

[fallow shore]

luxury

[upbeat viper]

oui

[rose thunder]

I just thought of a French joke but u might delete it haha

[fallow shore]

0

[oblique drift]

i see blurry lights

[warm turret]

playing hyperbullet rn

[wintry scarab]

@mystic stream Qa6 Qh6 checkmate bro

[graceful lintel]

@oblique drift stop aborting 💀

[fallow shore]

ceo u stupid

[warm turret]

im a degenerate fr

[normal pebble]

You got a brilliant

[fallow shore]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah

[normal pebble]

The Rf8

[glacial halo]

Yeah

[oblique drift]

bro help me

[glacial halo]

I was gonna make another move but i realized i was gonna hang mate

[upbeat viper]

🫂

[normal pebble]

https://play.chess.com/7j5Kq someone join idc who

[oblique drift]

imma try for the fifth hundred time

[graceful lintel]

[ocean summit]

Hello yall

[graceful lintel]

I thought ur going to play with me

[graceful lintel]

Hru

[pseudo elm]

what level do i get streaming perms 😦

[graceful lintel]

Get trusted

[ocean summit]

Chess vs Checker, which one is better?

[oblique drift]

how i have 35kb/s my laptop is turning into a helicopter right now

[hasty iris]

use /trust

[pseudo elm]

ahh

thanks

[graceful lintel]

Checker ofc

[upbeat viper]

[pseudo elm]

i'm missing talk for 5 different days

[oblique drift]

bro im vsing you

[ocean summit]

To see how to get trusted, right?

[stable jungle]

@ocean summit connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[pseudo elm]

i guess that what happens when i'm only in vc

[oblique drift]

ithink

[oblique drift]

rip bozo

[graceful lintel]

💀

[ocean summit]

I wasn't talking to you Carl

[oblique drift]

don't bully the turtle

[covert cosmos]

hi

[drowsy crane]

anyone wanna fight me

[ocean summit]

I actually bullied the turtle in Roblox Piggy server

[drowsy crane]

1v1 me

[oblique drift]

rip

[drowsy crane]

Anyone wanna give me a go

[hasty iris]

bullet?

👀

[drowsy crane]

rapid or bullet

[drowsy crane]

anything

https://www.chess.com/game/live/85817978307

[fallow shore]

someone flipping play me my username is backroomslover

[drowsy crane]

wanna give me a go?

[fallow shore]

me when play but nobody play:

yes

[drowsy crane]

come one give me a go

please

[fallow shore]

is ur name neyomurii

[drowsy crane]

No

BatiloRuvian

[fallow shore]

https://play.chess.com/ZVgn6

[drowsy crane]

wait

wait watch me live first im not finished yet

https://www.chess.com/game/live/85817978307

im bludnering holy sht

ok lets go

[storm fog]

guys i just got to 1080 rn by beating a 1400 the review showed that i played at a 58% accuracy and he played at 50% accuracy like i am surprised like a 1400 played like a 600 according to engine like wtf is happening

[drowsy crane]

i won on time

[storm fog]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/85818048551?tab=review

[worn ice]

Euphoria_GM (1080) vs. rully15 (1400)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Bf5 3. e3 Nc6 4. c3 Nf6 5. Nf3 e6 6. Bd3 Bg4 7. Nbd2 Be7 8. Qc2 h6 9. h3 Bh5 10. Be2 Bxf3 11. gxf3 Bd6 12. Bxd6 Qxd6 13. e4 dxe4 14. fxe4 Nd7 15. e5 Qe7 16. Nf3 Nb6 17. Bb5 Nd5 18. Bxc6+ bxc6 19. Qa4 Qd7 20. Rg1 O-O 21. Qc2 f6 22. exf6 Rxf6 23. Ne5 Qd6 24. O-O-O c5 25. Qd2 Rb8 26. Rde1 cxd4 27. Qxd4 c5 28. Qe4 c4 29. Ng4 Rf4 30. Nxh6+ Kf8 31. Qg6 gxh6 32. Qg7+ Ke8 33. Qh8+ Kd7 34. Rg7+ Ne7 35. Qxh6 Kc6 36. Rxe6 Rxf2 37. Rxd6+ Kc5 38. Qe3+ Kxd6 39. Qxf2 Nd5 40. Qg3+ Kc5 41. Qxb8 

[drowsy crane]

whats your name

[upbeat viper]

bad games can happen to everyone

even GMs blunder

a higher rating doesn't make you immuned to bad moves

[storm fog]

broo butt hesss 1400 howw bad can that bee ??

[covert cosmos]

what

[upbeat viper]

also, that's only one match

[digital phoenix]

im very immune

[covert cosmos]

im immune to good moves

[upbeat viper]

try to play 10-20 games against him

and you'll see the rating diff

[storm fog]

bro but still he was way to bad according to his rating i never saw a 1400 playing like a 600 before

[drowsy crane]

good joke

[digital phoenix]

hm

[covert cosmos]

rip

[upbeat viper]

yum yum

free elo

[hasty iris]

bro hung everything 💀

[digital phoenix]

chess.com still gives me a high rating estimate after the horrible games i play

[graceful lintel]

Not resigning isn't cool

[storm fog]

broo wanna play blitz??

[drowsy crane]

after my game

im currently in a 1v1 rn

watch me livehttps://www.chess.com/game/live/85819178071

[drowsy crane]

lets go when im done

[storm fog]

okay done bro

[drowsy crane]

aight aight watch me live

[storm fog]

i am watching btw which one is you the 1000 one or the 400 one ?

[drowsy crane]

I have no Idea

[buoyant rover]

Magnus Carlsen dancing like no one's watching

[storm fog]

whatss ur ratingggg?????

[daring oyster]

why is there another duck in this server

[drowsy crane]

i was just asking for a 1v1

[drowsy crane]

1027

[storm fog]

ohh okay cool cool

[buoyant rover]

Because ducks are good

[storm fog]

right right

[daring oyster]

too many are baaaad

[ebon cypress]

Y'all I gotta question so my girl was givin head and shestarted bitin itg. I slapped her into acoma by accident bc of instincts. Am I in the wrong?

[daring oyster]

change your pfp to a chicken

cool ppl with chicken pfps :
chickenninja

[buoyant rover]

Depends, have you seen the musical Hamilton?

[ebon cypress]

I think

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/india-independence-day-independence-flag-gif-12345604

[buoyant rover]

you think

[ebon cypress]

Idk

[buoyant rover]

India <3

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-gif-20435173

[daring oyster]

this is the weirdest server to say this in, good job

[buoyant rover]

I want a boyfriend

immediately

[drowsy crane]

me too

[grim edge]

Hello all

[drowsy crane]

sup

[daring oyster]

omg normal person

[grim edge]

How we all doing?

[storm fog]

lmao why bro what happened?/

[buoyant rover]

what

[daring oyster]

gud gud what about youh

[drowsy crane]

Doing great!

[grim edge]

I'm bored and saddened as usual, good to hear ur good tho

[storm fog]

you won the last game by luck he would be crying like he lost a wining game just because of time

[digital phoenix]

i dont know how to play chess

[storm fog]

nothin

[thorn yoke]

I am depressed

[drowsy crane]

yea i won on time

[buoyant rover]

UwU I'm feeling super fluffy today

[drowsy crane]

i was chatting while playing

[digital phoenix]

autism

[drowsy crane]

my mind wasnt on the game

[daring oyster]

cringe

[storm fog]

thats bad tho

[buoyant rover]

not

[drowsy crane]

yea only that time

[thorn yoke]

You mean fat?

[buoyant rover]

nope

[digital phoenix]

since ur a furry and have autism i will link both and say furry causes autism

[daring oyster]

why did u say that u made my face cramp

[buoyant rover]

No!!!!

[storm fog]

its still bad rn dont talk or else ur gonna loose if you mess up rn

[thorn yoke]

Damn

[digital phoenix]

like how ice cream sales are correlated to shark attacks since theyre both in the summer

[daring oyster]

thats the reason

[grim edge]

Exactly. India is the worlds largest democracy

[drowsy crane]

im feeling confident

[storm fog]

why didnt you took the pawn that was beside the rook

[buoyant rover]

I have Aspergers :3 uwu

[daring oyster]

and how waffles are actualy the icecream cone (not relevant but furrys are the cause of autism"

[coral quartz]

Jesus christ.

[digital phoenix]

that has to be the reason ur a furry it prevents socializing

[daring oyster]

OMG A NORMAL PERSON

[buoyant rover]

no

[digital phoenix]

but does it tho

[drowsy crane]

idk

[coral quartz]

Wait
I'm also feeling fluffy

[storm fog]

you dumb fr your struggling against a 400 like frrr ?????

[buoyant rover]

w<

[coral quartz]

Whatever that means

[drowsy crane]

bro dont underestimate me im just trying to give people chances

[daring oyster]

OMG

[obtuse citrus]

what

[storm fog]

dontt givee themm chancess or else youu will losse if you mess upp finsih him already

[daring oyster]

yall so weird

[coral quartz]

No.

[grim edge]

really good song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz4Dd1I_fX0

[obtuse citrus]

I am so soft

[coral quartz]

xD

[daring oyster]

nah i think its nice to be not that sweaty when playing begginers

[storm fog]

not you bro

[drowsy crane]

its almost done

[buoyant rover]

this song is so cute 🥰🥰

[drowsy crane]

just wait

[coral quartz]

Idfc
I'm feeling fluffy as hell rn

[daring oyster]

..

[obtuse citrus]

Shiiit

[coral quartz]

Being fluffy is not gay

What does it mean anyway?

[digital phoenix]

a dead horse

[storm fog]

ur right but in some cases this shouldnt be dont

[drowsy crane]

aight lets go

[storm fog]

okay lets play

[drowsy crane]

go host

[storm fog]

ok i will send you a challenge

[drowsy crane]

rapid blitz or bullet

[storm fog]

blitz

[drowsy crane]

bet

[daring oyster]

does anyone wanna play

[coral quartz]

Ah
So fluffy means warm and cozy feeling

[drowsy crane]

lets do bullet after

[storm fog]

done

[daring oyster]

i disagree fluffy means "MY FURR IS SO FLUFFFY YUMMM"

[coral quartz]

Wth

What are you
A cat?
Why you have furr?

[daring oyster]

furry

you are a furry if you say that.

i dont half care about any reasoning

[graceful lintel]

Chat killer

No way chat is seriously ded

New record 3 mins

Actually 4 mins

[heady meadow]

bruh chess is boring tbh

[grim edge]

Most sane Calliope be like:

[graceful lintel]

Ur ratings?

[daring oyster]

no.

[graceful lintel]

[daring oyster]

im the chat's BAKER

[heady meadow]

nah bro chess is just lame

[graceful lintel]

🥲

[graceful lintel]

Ratings?

[daring oyster]

you are lame

[graceful lintel]

You are lame

[coral quartz]

Chess is

[heady meadow]

is this what you guys do with your lives? set on discord?

[graceful lintel]

[heady meadow]

bum ah

[coral quartz]

Chess is like

You know

[graceful lintel]

Leave server if u have any problem we don't give a shit abt ur life

[high cape]

helloo

[graceful lintel]

Hello! Hry

[coral quartz]

Daddy chill

[heady meadow]

nah i just came to tell you guys to get a life

[graceful lintel]

Mommy

[graceful lintel]

Now leave if u want

[coral quartz]

Bro needs a hug

[graceful lintel]

Fr I never hugged someone in real life

[heady meadow]

this is what i mean

wtf

[graceful lintel]

Still here 💀

You couldve just said that ur bad

[heady meadow]

i was going to leave till i saw that

[coral quartz]

Bro is here to spread love and kindness

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/prehistoric-planet-kaperoo-david-attenborough-hans-zimmer-tyrannosaurus-rex-gif-25280200

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

Me swimming

[coral quartz]

The hero we need but don't deserve

[graceful lintel]

U kinda cute

[graceful lintel]

[coral quartz]

No one's cute on discord

Cuteness is a lie!

[graceful lintel]

Facts

[graceful lintel]

[coral quartz]

Hehe

[graceful lintel]

🥹

[coral quartz]

Bro rly said "hehe"

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dinosaur-gif-5100672

Hi everyone

[heady meadow]

k y s

[fallow shore]

stupid poopy hed !!!

[grim edge]

Why

[fallow shore]

[graceful lintel]

Trying my best to not ping mods

[grim edge]

Kiss your sister

[fallow shore]

[graceful lintel]

💀

[fallow shore]

thats very odd (TVO)

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-umm-what-what-gif-14694719

[fallow shore]

OH

[coral quartz]

[graceful lintel]

u guys really need to kys(keep yourself safe)

[fallow shore]

real

[coral quartz]

Nice save

[graceful lintel]

Av mod

[fallow shore]

im gonna ping richard

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

Nothing stopping me from posting this and @ the mods

[fallow shore]

nvm i mean im gonna ping bastoura

[graceful lintel]

💀

[coral quartz]

Omfg

[grim edge]

Hey guys

[heady meadow]

k y s

[fallow shore]

@richaerd

haha u thought silly boys

[coarse fox]

Woah

[coral quartz]

Bro hates the world

[coarse fox]

sup

[grim edge]

I'm ready

[graceful lintel]

Dies from cringe

[fallow shore]

im gonna mass dm the mods to give me free admin on chess.com

[graceful lintel]

Bro thinks he can cook

[coarse fox]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-cringe-dies-from-cringe-meme-star-wars-meme-gif-22116997

[grim edge]

For the vast beauty outside , most remain inside , to unleash their insecurity on the internet , cause they cannot comprehend the beauty of a single cloud in the sky or a single wave of water in a stream

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-as-a-beast-wolf-blue-wolf-i-have-darkness-dont-mess-with-me-gif-16091443

[coral quartz]

Bro is projecting

[graceful lintel]

no perms

[heady meadow]

damn thats tuff

[coarse fox]

It was meant to send as a gif

[heady meadow]

im gay now

[fallow shore]

tell me why

[grim edge]

For the men who cannot say the truth , do not lie either.

[coarse fox]

didn't ask

[fallow shore]

aint nothing but a heart ache, tell me why, aint nothin but a mistake

[coarse fox]

👀

[heady meadow]

how abt you stfu and sit your 5'9 ass down

[ionic tangle]

guys, im so hard stuck in 1210, i lose and then win from the rematch

[fallow shore]

POSTING MEMES IN GEN CHAT??

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-bubble-text-speech-text-gif-26113466

I got a brillant in a lost game

[coral quartz]

Leave him alone
We never know what he's going through

Prolly on a losing streak

[ionic tangle]

dude the lasker trap is a free brilliant lmfao

[graceful lintel]

@ Server Mod

[coral quartz]

XD

[fallow shore]

being 5'9 isnt as bad as it seems

[coarse fox]

nah i'm good thnx

[graceful lintel]

Ye

[fallow shore]

keep in mind 5'9 is just 6 feet but minus 3 inches

[coarse fox]

yea so good

[grim edge]

Bro this MF did the daminano defense on me so I just took the pawn with my knight and it was a brillant lmao I thought it was theiry

@heady meadow

[fallow shore]

daminano defense is the worst opening

[grim edge]

@ Server Mod he hurts my fragile heart and insecurities

Times up boy

[fallow shore]

BRO LIKE WHAT IS THAT

[grim edge]

Yea it’s a free brillant

[graceful lintel]

Bro gives cookies to websites

[fallow shore]

is that an anime girl pretending to be a dog

[coarse fox]

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

That's a dude

[fallow shore]

that tbh

[grim edge]

For each wave of a water resembles change , each person on land resembles repetition

[coarse fox]

seems like it

[grim edge]

Give cookie bro to give to website cookie

[coarse fox]

[fallow shore]

NAH THIS IS WHY DISCORD IS WILD FR

[grim edge]

Discord nerdy asf

[coarse fox]

FR FR

[grim edge]

Reddit nerdy

[coarse fox]

fr

[grim edge]

Twitter nerdy

Girl or guy

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-happy-gif-22218025

[coral quartz]

Bro what?

[fallow shore]

reddit is quora but for sweaty nerds who want to bash on other peoples opinons

[grim edge]

Instagram is nerdy

Fr

[graceful lintel]

Fr

[grim edge]

You don’t understand ?

[grim edge]

To bro cookie Sunday shower summer eat

[fallow shore]

instagram is dogwater

[daring oyster]

reddit is better than quora, change my mind

[grim edge]

Instagram is full of idiots now

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

They think the more likes a comment has the truer it is

[coral quartz]

I'm only on reddit bc of po-
Learning I mean

[graceful lintel]

||How do you know ||

[grim edge]

I cannot sleep because my bed isn’t comfy anymore

I toss and turn for hours

[coral quartz]

Science and stuff

[graceful lintel]

Bro got basted or it was self deleted

[fallow shore]

bro get a new bed?😭

[fallow shore]

like just get a new bad

[grim edge]

Reddit p*rn undefeated

[fallow shore]

like what on earth??

[grim edge]

Not the bed it’s my pillow setup

[coarse fox]

FR

[graceful lintel]

reply him

[fallow shore]

why are we talking about this on a chess.com server

[coarse fox]

U brought it up buddy

[grim edge]

@coarse fox buddy

[fallow shore]

@grim edge buddy

[coarse fox]

yes?

[grim edge]

I want you to wake up early and go smell the fresh air

[grim edge]

Go see the sun when it’s setting and feel the ground beneath

I'm a femboy, and a himo

[coarse fox]

buddy how about u go and touch some grass huh?

[daring oyster]

what is a himo

[grim edge]

I’m not insulting you

[grim edge]

I'm going to end it all

[coarse fox]

didn't ask

[daring oyster]

???

[grim edge]

Why do you have so much anger

Discord

[coarse fox]

who said I was angry??

[graceful lintel]

Discord

[grim edge]

Brother calm down

[daring oyster]

lmao

[grim edge]

Why are you so hateful

[graceful lintel]

Can we stop it rn?

[coarse fox]

why r u questioning me?

[grim edge]

It’s not your fault

[grim edge]

It’s not your fault

[coarse fox]

didn't say it was

[graceful lintel]

Stop it

[grim edge]

It’s not your fault

[coarse fox]

never said it was

[grim edge]

It is not your fault

[grim edge]

Listen to me

[storm fog]

my mouse keep stucking idk why @drowsy crane but ggs

[grim edge]

It’s not your fault

[graceful lintel]

[coarse fox]

i'm all ears buddy

[grim edge]

It’s not your fault

[daring oyster]

does anyone wanna plaayy

[grim edge]

[coarse fox]

later sure i'm down

[grim edge]

I’m 800 online but 2800 fide

[daring oyster]

later?

[coarse fox]

i'm about 1200 online have no idea what my FIDE rating is?

[coarse fox]

yea later

[grim edge]

My brother

[grim edge]

😱

[coarse fox]

what?!?!

[grim edge]

Online ≠ fide rating

[daring oyster]

u dont get a fide automaticly you just dont have a fide rating

[coarse fox]

bruh i'm retarted

[digital phoenix]

pffffff

[grim edge]

I’m 2800 fide elo , and I’m in the candidates next year

[graceful lintel]

🥶

[daring oyster]

most sensible thing you have ever said

[coarse fox]

waahhhhh

[grim edge]

What’s your name?

I’m pragganada ashwaganadas secret step brother

[graceful lintel]

2800 fide means top 5smth

[coarse fox]

🧢

[digital phoenix]

unrateds who suck are so funny to play with otb

[grim edge]

Ruy lopez

[digital phoenix]

every time first game i get to destroy some noob kid

[grim edge]

Things that never happened

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

You’re not gonna impress anybody on discord dawg

[coarse fox]

[digital phoenix]

dont need to

[coarse fox]

FR

[grim edge]

You guys aren’t in candidates

I am

[digital phoenix]

ur a candidate 800 elo for guess the elo yes

[coarse fox]

lol

[grim edge]

800 online .
2800 fide
2800 blitz
2850 rapid
2880 classical
800 bullet .
In candidates .

[graceful lintel]

Might be <500

[coarse fox]

dawg how?

[covert cosmos]

kirb

[graceful lintel]

Listen to me
Shut rn pls

[digital phoenix]

theres no way ur legitimately believing this

[grim edge]

Chess speaks for itself

[grim edge]

Someone mad

[graceful lintel]

Bro gives homework to teachers

[coarse fox]

bro pulled a hans neiman

[coarse fox]

fr

[grim edge]

2880 rapid

[coarse fox]

FR

[grim edge]

Can’t beat it

[coarse fox]

u GM?

[grim edge]

I can give you the code to beat magus

[grim edge]

Yes

[coarse fox]

FR?

[grim edge]

super gm level

[grim edge]

Yes sir

[coarse fox]

damn thas crazy

[covert cosmos]

send proof

[graceful lintel]

Gc is leaked

[grim edge]

Yes it was hard

I had to beat magnus

[graceful lintel]

Random 500-999

[coarse fox]

that's what she said😏

[covert cosmos]

probably

[grim edge]

I played a caro kann and I beat him

[fallow shore]

boys rate this pc

[graceful lintel]

500-999

[covert cosmos]

you said that like every day

you're not funny

[coarse fox]

ohh yeah man FR

[tired root]

Bro is really buying a pc from amazon

[grim edge]

Wat, ur buying that?

[digital phoenix]

<@&745328830649991179> causing chaos and whatever zzz

[grim edge]

Ps5 and a tv cheaper

[fallow shore]

wait

[quick cradle]

Why am I so slow in chess?

[coarse fox]

yes he is shut up

[grim edge]

Snitch

[fallow shore]

no i know it seems like im buying it from amazon

[digital phoenix]

real

[grim edge]

0 proof

[coarse fox]

becuase u have a skill issue

[covert cosmos]

i bet youre his alt 💀

[fallow shore]

but its a different brand selling on amazon

[grim edge]

No proof

[eager mesa]

Flw levy

[graceful lintel]

[coarse fox]

I bet I didn't ask

[grim edge]

Lmao

[covert cosmos]

I bet you didn't need to ask

[echo seal]

Bro they can look at deleted messages

[grim edge]

People so mad and jealous I’m 2880 fide

[echo seal]

💀

[coarse fox]

Fr

[grim edge]

💋💋💋

[covert cosmos]

everyone knows you're not but ok

[coarse fox]

https://tenor.com/view/hobi-bite-lip-hoseok-bite-lip-jhope-bite-lip-gif-20982116

[grim edge]

Calm down and look at this little dance instead

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-no-image-perms-epic-embed-fail-laughing-emoji-gif-25041403

[grim edge]

Yes I am

I once beat magnus

[coarse fox]

SHUT UP

[coarse fox]

FR?

[grim edge]

Yea bro

[echo seal]

Chess players above 2700 are smart

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/bobux-roblox-embed-no-embed-perms-0bobux-gif-18287307

[fresh wind]

oh really? Nice deleted message...

[eager mesa]

Ohh i once beat Bobby Fischer

[coarse fox]

thas crazy G

[grim edge]

Hello

[covert cosmos]

kek

[echo seal]

Beat his ass mod

[grim edge]

Buddy cmon

[quick cradle]

I can come up with good moves but I am just too slow a lot of times I even have an advantage but I lose on time😭 btw I am talking about rapid

[grim edge]

You’re 40 and on discord

😴😴😴

[echo seal]

I know your ass ain't talking

[covert cosmos]

bro is really trying

[grim edge]

Bros mad I’m 2880 fide and in candidates

Sorry I insulted your groomer

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-no-image-perms-epic-embed-fail-laughing-emoji-gif-25041403

[grim edge]

😂🙏

[echo seal]

After that message lol

[coarse fox]

yea Ik u were talking about rapid maybe e could have a game later to see if u live to your full potential

[digital phoenix]

just ban him dud

[grim edge]

Nerd

[grim edge]

Shut up anime kid

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-no-u-no-you-reverse-uno-uno-gif-22508660

[grim edge]

Greasy iPad fingers

[coarse fox]

yea shut up

[graceful lintel]

500-999 for sure

[grim edge]

Let’s play poker I’m 2880 Pide rated in poker

[coarse fox]

FR Fr

[tired root]

You're crossing the line

[covert cosmos]

poker... doesnt have ratings...

[glacial vapor]

PIDE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[graceful lintel]

[coarse fox]

[echo seal]

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

[coarse fox]

[glacial vapor]

[covert cosmos]

[coarse fox]

[echo seal]

[grim edge]

[graceful lintel]

[coarse fox]

[glacial vapor]

[grim edge]

[echo seal]

[coarse fox]

[graceful lintel]

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/chain-break-gif-14027437

[glacial vapor]

noooooooooo

[grim edge]

[fallow shore]

boys this is the same pc for 100$ less on the real site rate 1-10

[echo seal]

[coarse fox]

[quick cradle]

[graceful lintel]

[glacial vapor]

[quick cradle]

[coarse fox]

[echo seal]

[quick cradle]

[coarse fox]

[graceful lintel]

[echo seal]

[fallow shore]

im bout to ping mod for spam

[covert cosmos]

[coarse fox]

[echo seal]

[graceful lintel]

Deleted by mods

[coarse fox]

it's a meme doesn't count as spam

[fallow shore]

amd ryzen 7 5700x with 4070 is a beast

[fallow shore]

MEMES IN GEN CHAT???

[coarse fox]

YEA

[echo seal]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-gif-18242678

[covert cosmos]

bro its been like that forever

[coarse fox]

yesss

[fallow shore]

only 1600$ to deliver 140 fps minimum on epic settings 1440p on fortnite

[graceful lintel]

🥹

[fallow shore]

but average your gonna get above 200fps

[graceful lintel]

Join fortine server 💀

And stop talking about these things here

[echo seal]

I used my laptop so much, the battery fried so I can only use it when it's charged

[quick cradle]

What are best middle game courses/books for 1800 elo player

[fallow shore]

uh

[coarse fox]

sounds like a skill issue

[tired root]

🤓

[covert cosmos]

@fallow shore bro really said flip

[fallow shore]

why do you call people who enjoy gaming nerds now

[echo seal]

[fallow shore]

YEAH FLIP U POOPY HED MY DAD OWNS CHESS.COM HE WIL BAN U!

[normal hatch]

Godamn, I fell off hard

[graceful lintel]

Me with 3300mah battery

[coarse fox]

cap

[normal hatch]

Im down 130

[fallow shore]

im turning 4 on jan 1st

[coarse fox]

ur 4 y/o?

[fallow shore]

im 3

[graceful lintel]

[coarse fox]

aint no way

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-um-actually-nerd-actually-um-gif-26028792

[coarse fox]

u cappin

[fallow shore]

[valid parcel]

damn bro i thought you couldnt joke bout your age but im not a minimodder

[covert cosmos]

bro really called me poopyhead

[digital phoenix]

yeah u cant

[echo seal]

Minors

[tired root]

Bro is typing with his diaper

[latent pebble]

Actual skill

[normal hatch]

Honestly

[fallow shore]

yeah i got some of it on me but i think we good, my moms gonna get some more at the store and then come home with pizza!! 👍

[normal hatch]

I lost to a 1600

[fallow shore]

some more diapers*

[covert cosmos]

i lose to 1000s

[latent pebble]

Rapid doesn’t count

[normal hatch]

Ok bullet player

[glacial halo]

bro thinks flagging is a skill

[graceful lintel]

That was fast

[latent pebble]

Bro is down 130

[normal hatch]

Condolences

[coarse fox]

🤨

[fallow shore]

STOP PLAYING BULLET: you stupid noobs who play bullet are incredibly stupid stop playing it NOW!!!!

[covert cosmos]

kirby cake

[normal hatch]

Ill get it back dw

[fallow shore]

or my dad will ban u of chess.com forevr

[latent pebble]

Did you quit ruy

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-um-actually-nerd-actually-um-gif-26028792

[fallow shore]

stop eating food and get back to grinding my guy

[glass shoal]

how do you use voice call?

[normal hatch]

No

[fallow shore]

https://tenor.com/view/ew-no-gross-gif-25087179

[normal hatch]

Im still gonna play it

[coarse fox]

WDYM by that?

[glass shoal]

i cant unmute myself

[fallow shore]

https://tenor.com/view/nmplol-kiss-gif-26410984

[coarse fox]

sounds like a skill issue

[digital phoenix]

connect account

[fallow shore]

this is odd

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[normal hatch]

Most manly chess player

[latent pebble]

Ruy is so bad

[covert cosmos]

kirb cak

[coarse fox]

no one cares

[normal hatch]

Just bc U lose with it doesnt make it bad

[fallow shore]

yeah i meant gothamchess and he taught me a lesson on how to beat your oppenant after your done a chess guy

[latent pebble]

I tried queueing classical to play a ruy in anon and got so many bad players it was depressing

[echo seal]

Kirbo

[covert cosmos]

ok just joined

[normal hatch]

Quit classical

[echo seal]

https://tenor.com/view/poyopals-poyo-kirbo-kirby-jesus-gif-26942292

[glass shoal]

i did

[latent pebble]

Ion play it

[fallow shore]

me when i see someone playing classical chess:

[latent pebble]

I just want to review my lines with the vids

[fallow shore]

me when i see someone playing rapid:

[normal hatch]

[coarse fox]

I play classical all the time bro WDYM!!

[fallow shore]

me when i see someone playing bullet:

[latent pebble]

Nobody is good

[covert cosmos]

for rea

[coarse fox]

FR

[fallow shore]

me when i see someone playing blitz:

[covert cosmos]

stop

[fallow shore]

say that to magnus carlson

[graceful lintel]

It's actually Carlsen

[fallow shore]

yeah my mom dresses me in the morning and makes sure i go to bed at 6 pm and 8 pm on weekend

[normal hatch]

Devastating news

[graceful lintel]

[fallow shore]

magnus probably lives a sad life having to constantly think and think over and over everyday and never touch grass or antoher human being

[covert cosmos]

sounds like you

[latent pebble]

No way every 13 year old acts like this

[fallow shore]

chess is like drugs, when you take it, you cant stop then you go broke and never touch another human again

[latent pebble]

You’re barely considered an adolescent 😭

[fallow shore]

then you go bankrupt so you cant buy the drugs then you start stealing the drugs which gets you in gang trouble and rivalry

[normal hatch]

It’s actually quite easy to quit chess, atleast for me

[fallow shore]

then the gangs pew pew and your dead now gg life is over

[latent pebble]

Quit

[graceful lintel]

Not for you

[latent pebble]

It was never your thing, you don’t have a thing

[normal hatch]

Honestly should

I promised myself to reach 2k tho

[latent pebble]

Glazing Kanye is a better hobby

[fallow shore]

people who name themselves papi to try to act cool:

[mossy comet]

me with shirtless tord pfp:

[fallow shore]

.

[normal hatch]

My true profession

[graceful lintel]

People who r 500-999 and trash talk:

[coral quartz]

Dam

[graceful lintel]

U covered my message

[mossy comet]

im <500 and i just mind my own business

[fallow shore]

im actually 4224 elo and i play players like maxium chess bot and magnus and hikaru

[normal hatch]

I dont need to act cool, I literally am

[latent pebble]

People who base self-worth by rating are so lonely

[covert cosmos]

you know you're not but ok

[coral quartz]

I'm actually 200

[fallow shore]

i literally eat maxium chess bots for a living

[mossy comet]

wow umaru

[fallow shore]

but i failed when i versed mittens

[covert cosmos]

you should probably see a doctor

[graceful lintel]

<500 r always so sweet

[mossy comet]

umaru you are so good!!

[mossy comet]

takk!

[coral quartz]

Yes 200

[normal hatch]

Wdym, im higher rated than y’all. Ur telling me my life isnt worth more!!?

[digital phoenix]

ez

[coral quartz]

I'm not embarrassed

[latent pebble]

Bad player

[fallow shore]

yes and i also consume large amounts of raw meat in the morning which can get you salmonela but its ok!!

[mossy comet]

umaru-chan do you like the reti opening

[graceful lintel]

Tilt pls

[coral quartz]

I don't even know what's reti

[wheat marlin]

proof?

[fallow shore]

reti opening is a trash yet confusing opening

[normal hatch]

Very insightful message you got there

[fallow shore]

k brb

[mossy comet]

Knight on the board

[latent pebble]

Indeed.

[normal hatch]

Headass

[silk drift]

bro what, it certainlly isnt 😭
i have deleted over 100 accounts on chess.com,
everyday i wake up thinking i wont play today, ends up making an acc playing for another 2 hours then regrets, deletes the account again, and REPEAT.

[digital phoenix]

do u even have a puzzle battle rating

[latent pebble]

Off to utter more malarkey, cya

[covert cosmos]

bro is about get insults from the internet

[mossy comet]

im gonna sleeb.

[digital phoenix]

dude just stick with one account

[graceful lintel]

nop

[mossy comet]

hikaru

[storm fog]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/85823346275 guys guys i brutallly checkmated him can anyone review this game hope there is a brilliant move in it plz

[worn ice]

Euphoria_GM (1099) vs. BaratashviliLevani (1105)

Move List

1. e4 g6 2. Nc3 Bg7 3. f4 e6 4. Nf3 Ne7 5. d3 O-O 6. Bd2 c5 7. g4 d5 8. e5 Nbc6 9. h4 d4 10. Ne2 Nd5 11. h5 h6 12. hxg6 fxg6 13. g5 h5 14. Nh4 Kh7 15. Ng3 Nxf4 16. Bxf4 Rxf4 17. Ne4 Nxe5 18. Nxg6 Kxg6 19. Qxh5+ Kf5 20. Bh3+ Rg4 21. Bxg4+ Kf4 22. O-O+ Ke3 23. Rae1# 

[normal hatch]

Find something else to obsess over, its that easy

Replace chess with checkers ong

[latent pebble]

No brilliants

[storm fog]

sad bro

[silk drift]

ill keep playing on it then, atleast it takes some efforts to make an acc which sometims work

[latent pebble]

*draughts

[valid parcel]

[silk drift]

wish it was that simple

[latent pebble]

I’m not familiar with the term checkers

[fallow shore]

proof

[storm fog]

well the game was pretty good tbh

[graceful lintel]

[mossy comet]

im sleeb..

[normal hatch]

It is tho, I barely play chess now

[mossy comet]

im so tired

[grim edge]

Sleeb-

[latent pebble]

Reading is a terrible hobby

[graceful lintel]

Get untired

[fallow shore]

me when i see someone saying the sicillian is best opening for black:

[grim edge]

I love it

[mossy comet]

hwhat

[graceful lintel]

[mossy comet]

hva

[graceful lintel]

Oavsld

Mitochondria

[grim edge]

Yea, it's definitely not the best :/

[fallow shore]

oswald?

[mossy comet]

youre doing a bad hobby right now

[shrewd ember]

l

[mossy comet]

what

[fallow shore]

boys what is best country?

[mossy comet]

Norway

[normal hatch]

Logging on discord, amazing hobby

[fallow shore]

shut the flip uo noob

[mossy comet]

not because of magnus

[woeful harbor]

Hey guys, I'm 800 elo and want to learn openings and theories, can anyone suggest any books to buy. I really want to get better

[fallow shore]

its obviously iceland

[mossy comet]

its because im tord.

[latent pebble]

I need more hobbies

[mossy comet]

norway bitch

[latent pebble]

I need like a plethora

[fallow shore]

YO

[high oasis]

get gothams how to win at chess

[mossy comet]

if you dont like norway, faen du

[grim edge]

Germany probably...idk

[normal hatch]

Play games and review your mistakes. You can reach 2k easily

[fallow shore]

[digital phoenix]

said the one whos not 2k

[woeful harbor]

is chess plus much better to help with that or no? @high oasis is that a book or video of his?

[mossy comet]

does magnus have a workout routine

[graceful lintel]

@shrewd ember no way ur 2700 rated blitz

[latent pebble]

You do nothing but play chess

[normal hatch]

I can reach it effortlessly trust me

[digital phoenix]

who asked

[fallow shore]

PAPI SHUT UP

[mossy comet]

buff chess player 😱

[latent pebble]

Ass at fifa ass at everything

[mossy comet]

ok connected role

[latent pebble]

What are you good at

[normal hatch]

Oh lawd.

[graceful lintel]

https://www.chess.com/member/samurhnight

[fallow shore]

chess is an extremely complex game with lots of mathmatical theory and psychological theory

[normal hatch]

Christ done told me to shut up

[digital phoenix]

coming from a legendary 3

[fallow shore]

books wont help, all that will help is getting good at the game B)

[digital phoenix]

really scary

[normal hatch]

Just a board game innit

[latent pebble]

I’d beat you

[graceful lintel]

Sus acc

[grim edge]

I would just go to a book store and see what can help me. There are many chess books out there and I can't rlly recommend any because idk what you're struggling in

[digital phoenix]

funny not a chance

[tropic plaza]

Tf you talking about how books wont help

[fallow shore]

thats like saying life is a board game innit bruv?

[latent pebble]

Run it rn

[digital phoenix]

change ur region

[fallow shore]

like if i wanted to get better at life i wouldnt buy a book to learn how

[graceful lintel]

Blitz? @digital phoenix

[normal hatch]

Such blasphemy

[sonic karma]

I just woke up from a nap and wome up to this, i saw somt ab fifa, i like fifa

[grim edge]

They helped me so-

[digital phoenix]

nah i cant play chess anymore

[latent pebble]

Penalty merchant

[fallow shore]

yeah thats why your only 1800 elo and im 450 elo

[graceful lintel]

legend

[grim edge]

Lucky

[tropic plaza]

Where are you gonna learn chess then, from games? How about the endgames?

[sonic karma]

How is someone genuinly 450

[fallow shore]

boys what is reasonable punishment for those who blaspheme gothamchess?

[normal hatch]

Im actually rated 296. Quit assuming my elo

[storm fog]

okay know i am 1106 in blitz haha

[digital phoenix]

im gonna push fifa champ

[coral quartz]

Shhh xD

[grim edge]

Detention-

[fallow shore]

SHUT THE FLIP UP YOU GOT SOFT HANDS @storm fog

IM 3 AND I GOT 4224 ELO

[grim edge]

I mean, yea technically 🤷

[fallow shore]

STAY HARD

[grim edge]

Chill-

[sonic karma]

Im genuinely intrigued at how someone is at that low

[digital phoenix]

ur literally gonna get banned

[fallow shore]

how?

[digital phoenix]

underage

[fallow shore]

oh yeah

[storm fog]

bro wanna play blitz with me??

[normal hatch]

Hes been doing this for abt a half-hour

[grim edge]

oof

[fallow shore]

yes bruv im 4224 elo as you know

[storm fog]

no problem whats ur username

[grim edge]

Uh huh

[latent pebble]

Yo what show

[fallow shore]

sent

is your name on chess.com Astatine

[storm fog]

no

[fallow shore]

what is it

[storm fog]

its euphoria_GM

[sonic karma]

This fam gotta be underage

[storm fog]

happens happens

[fallow shore]

yeah im 3 idoitujn!!!

sent @storm fog

[sonic karma]

Like just the way they talk make it seems odd

[storm fog]

k

[fallow shore]

i alr premove entire gam

[storm fog]

fr bro

[grim edge]

How are u typing?

[digital phoenix]

@fallow shore stop joking about underage

[latent pebble]

Actually fuming

[normal hatch]

Ban all infants

[sonic karma]

All kids bro

[latent pebble]

Why are you always awake at night

Freak

[sonic karma]

b3 in b tier

[normal hatch]

No bias

[normal hatch]

Im busy during the day

[latent pebble]

Where is the correlation

[grim edge]

Why d4 so low? 😭

[normal hatch]

I gotta study 30+ moves of Ruy Lopez

[sonic karma]

london.

[digital phoenix]

d4 is stupid

[grim edge]

Meh, it's annoying, but not too bad to deal with

[latent pebble]

what

[sonic karma]

On this account, after i passed 1100 i didnt see a single london

[digital phoenix]

@sonic karma do u play fifa mobile by any chance

[normal hatch]

Nvm

[sonic karma]

Yeah, got a 128ovr team

[digital phoenix]

send team

[grim edge]

[sonic karma]

One second

[latent pebble]

Bad

[grim edge]

I've only seen 6 Londons in my lifetime

[sonic karma]

JuliusVai is the name lolol, also by new acc i said it to seem idk

[normal hatch]

God forbid they have more than one acc

[digital phoenix]

anything below 130 is shit for vs attack but works in h2h

[sonic karma]

Nah fam it was a joke lmao

[daring oyster]

cool

[latent pebble]

Heart of stone is so bad

[digital phoenix]

dude i got muted for family guy clip its literally pg13

[grim edge]

Why delete

Hmm

[grim edge]

oof

[nova verge]

I see you 👀

[graceful lintel]

[daring oyster]

cloned

[nova verge]

Hahahaha

[digital phoenix]

Also there’s a 103 ovr at number 1 wtf

[grim edge]

I just realized ur name is Bruhnoo instead of Brunhoo

[graceful lintel]