💬〡general-off-topic

[torpid lintel]

Bxc3 save king

[grim edge]

can u send the game link?

[mossy comet]

im gonna premove e4 d4 nf3 nc3 bc4 bf4 O-O

[grim edge]

thats weird

[mossy comet]

My theme is regular glass but the background 💀

[drowsy crane]

oh right i forgot en passant exists

[grim edge]

what is es passant

[drowsy crane]

but lucky me i won tho

[hasty iris]

what is en passant?

[drowsy crane]

he left

[grim edge]

must be a chess com bug ah

[rose thunder]

upon the ponziani

[hasty iris]

must be a hack

[drowsy crane]

no i can enpassant

[mossy comet]

rate my background

[hasty iris]

must be a cheat/hack fr

[grim edge]

stop lying

[ionic tangle]

is that boblox

[drowsy crane]

its en passant i forgot it exists

[mossy comet]

idiot

[hasty iris]

what is en passant?

[drowsy crane]

hard to explain look it up on google

[grim edge]

😭

[hasty iris]

🧱

gottem

[drowsy crane]

my luckiest win ever

he abandoned the last minute

[hasty iris]

why that dude shirtless fully tatted on his profile pic 💀

[grim edge]

you look 60 in that pfp

[mossy comet]

Back down, Give up.

[rose thunder]

he iz da rizzler

[hasty iris]

bro?

[drowsy crane]

because i played a long time ago

3 months

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[drowsy crane]

huh

[mossy comet]

if spaceuk played chess he would be banned

[drowsy crane]

it looks cool ngl

[mossy comet]

everybody has bad days! dont worry, its not the end of the world, theres always tomorrow!

[trail geode]

K

[drowsy crane]

i dont have mental issue

[nova verge]

For sum

[trail geode]

i will have if i am arrrghhhhh

[drowsy crane]

ITS A GUN

[rose thunder]

we found en passant

[drowsy crane]

badass pawn move ngl

[glacial halo]

Warzone

[trail geode]

shiittt my teacher is give out my exam

[hasty iris]

ooh thanks for the help. i will use that next time the opponent tries to checkmate me

[trail geode]

I hope i passss

[drowsy crane]

lmao

[trail geode]

on god

[grim edge]

goodluck make me proud

[nova verge]

Time to strap up not strap on

[trail geode]

maybe i will need it

[grim edge]

fax

[rose thunder]

bro that reminds me

[nova verge]

A1 steak sauce

[rose thunder]

one time some person posted an animated gif of an emoji enjoying an eggplant

most normal day in cc

[trail geode]

the first person on the stack of paper

he got 3/20

[tropic plaza]

[rose thunder]

as in 3 out of 20 correct?

[fierce rose]

Hi can someone tell me how to play chess

[drowsy crane]

rate background

[fierce rose]

I’m very new to chess

I just started playing

[grim edge]

3

[drowsy crane]

You can watch tutorial if you want

[drowsy crane]

3 out of what

[grim edge]

I Just drew a game, both accuracies were 77.7..

[fierce rose]

Where?

[grim edge]

10

[drowsy crane]

Youtube

[fierce rose]

Ok thanks

[drowsy crane]

thats rlly low

[fierce rose]

Does anyone wanna play

[grim edge]

cuz its generic

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

generic cute little aniem girl

[drowsy crane]

emo

im like that irl

i like wearing those outfits

[trail geode]

yes

[grim edge]

cool

[trail geode]

hot

[drowsy crane]

why cant i add images

[trail geode]

10

[drowsy crane]

i mean emoji

oh nvm

[drowsy crane]

thank you

[grim edge]

bailey hailey

skrropapa

[modest sail]

sxreech

[open hedge]

o

[fierce rose]

anyone wanna play

[grim edge]

who

[fierce rose]

or teach me how to play

[fierce rose]

Me

[grim edge]

since when could i post images?

anyways played a brilliant move

[fierce rose]

Obvious move 🦭

[grim edge]

very easy to see

[modest sail]

ww

[grim edge]

but its my first so

[grim edge]

loser

[modest sail]

good job

[grim edge]

ight

[fierce rose]

does anyone wanna teach me how to play

[grim edge]

yt tutorials

[grim edge]

no

[fierce rose]

YouTube sucks

[grim edge]

u do

[fierce rose]

say knight move like L

[lean bolt]

Caro Kann is trash

[grim edge]

im better than u

[grim edge]

like an L

[blissful yacht]

omg

[upbeat viper]

no

[blissful yacht]

i should be able to be trusted now\

[upbeat viper]

knight moves in W shape

[modest sail]

why u being so rude

[drowsy crane]

oh

[fierce rose]

oh thanks

[grim edge]

indirect is my friend

[grim edge]

i can be mean to him

[fierce rose]

ohh thanks

[upbeat viper]

no

be nice

[fierce rose]

that’s gonna help a lot

[upbeat viper]

first rule of the server

:)

[modest sail]

nice>mean

[lean bolt]

I crush the caro kann daily

[drowsy crane]

nice moveee

[grim edge]

sure

[drowsy crane]

i did my first brilliant 2 months ago

[lean bolt]

I'll crush your caro too if you want

[grim edge]

please don’t

[fierce rose]

does anyone wanna play I just learned how the pieces move

[modest sail]

brilliant moves are like a white horse

[rose thunder]

definetly constructive criticism

[grim edge]

how so

[lean bolt]

I'll play you

[fierce rose]

thanks

[lean bolt]

bullet though

[grim edge]

unfortunate

[lean bolt]

you gotta learn to play fast

[fierce rose]

ok

one sec

[modest sail]

they are rare and or make no sense

[rose thunder]

why is that necessary lmao

[lean bolt]

Because thinking fast makes you have more time to think about more possibilities

[grim edge]

in that case forks r like chickens

[modest sail]

they are

[drowsy crane]

no bad idea

[grim edge]

cuz theyre nice to have?

[modest sail]

yes

[lean bolt]

Lmk when you're ready so I can send link

[grim edge]

indirect can beat u blindfoleded

[fierce rose]

my username is SealEmojiFireEmoji

[drowsy crane]

okay

[modest sail]

gotta think about your moves 😃

[tropic plaza]

Beat me blindfolded

[drowsy crane]

thats cool

[grim edge]

@lean bolt

[drowsy crane]

ill just move pieces randomly untill you dont even memorize it anymore

[tropic plaza]

Why mention indiii

[fierce rose]

user is SealEmojiFireEmoji

[grim edge]

lets play a game

[fierce rose]

challenge

[modest sail]

im in a game

[drowsy crane]

anyone wamna 1v1

[fierce rose]

Me

[fierce rose]

plz 😢

[rose thunder]

me ig

[drowsy crane]

you?

[fierce rose]

yes me

[drowsy crane]

what are you ratings

[fierce rose]

new to chess

[rose thunder]

were the same ratings @drowsy crane

[fierce rose]

me too

[grim edge]

me too technically

[drowsy crane]

actually nvm maybe later

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> liquidloggin

This is the Chess.com profile of liquidloggin. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1143 (peak)
Blitz: 790 (peak)
Bullet: 693 (777 peak)

[drowsy crane]

Literally every single person is 1000

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Megoria Yushina (batiloruvian)

This is the Chess.com profile of batiloruvian. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Megoria Yushina (batiloruvian)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1010 (peak)
Blitz: 744 (889 peak)
Bullet: 872 (960 peak)

[grim edge]

im not at my peak this is glitched

[fierce rose]

play me

[lean bolt]

Ok are you ready?

[fierce rose]

how to unconnect profile

Yup

[grim edge]

i can beat u

[drowsy crane]

my highest rating elo is 1820

clutched it

[tropic plaza]

How did you dropped so bad

[drowsy crane]

according to game review

[tropic plaza]

Oh estimated

[drowsy crane]

no estimate

[grim edge]

estimated 😂😂😂😂

[drowsy crane]

yea its estimated

[grim edge]

😂😂😂😂😂

[drowsy crane]

why you laughing :(

[tropic plaza]

Thought your highest elo was 1820 and just went in a losing streak

[rose thunder]

u wanna play an unrated game? ima do a lil practice game and make sure i still know how to play

[grim edge]

same

[grim edge]

sure

[drowsy crane]

atleast i played like 1820 according to game review

[rose thunder]

dm me a link, 15 10 if possible

[grim edge]

make it 10 min and send me the linknim too laY

[drowsy crane]

not many people can reach that

[fierce rose]

thanks for game

[lean bolt]

gg

[drowsy crane]

oh moddsss

[fierce rose]

good game

[tropic plaza]

<@&745328830649991179>

[lean bolt]

np

[grim edge]

ykw here https://play.chess.com/seVSh

[fierce rose]

I suck at bullet 🦭🔥🔥💯

[grim edge]

flexing ab estimated is the stupidest thing u can do

[drowsy crane]

i suck bullets alot

[hybrid wolf]

ess

[tropic plaza]

Ye what you should flex is reaching a milestone or beating someone stronger than you

[drowsy crane]

im proud sharing my accomplishment and its worth a flex because i spent a long time getting this far

[grim edge]

anyone join

[fierce rose]

anyone wanna play

[upbeat viper]

is a mod on it ?

[tropic plaza]

Dk

[grim edge]

estimated elo doesnt rlly mean alot its not an achievement

[upbeat viper]

Imma do it then

thanks

:)

[modest sail]

e

[tropic plaza]

Wait who was it i just saw the shape

[rose thunder]

ialready joined and u aborted lmao

[drowsy crane]

whatever

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/ZGuQD

[lean bolt]

Guys caro kann is garbage

[grim edge]

this guy played anti fried liver 😭

[modest sail]

we know

[lean bolt]

Don't forget

[grim edge]

@rose thunder weakend the king too early

[rose thunder]

i havent played in a while, recovering from an unsavory amount of tilt

[true thistle]

why do you feel that way lil bro?

[modest sail]

i took a break and lost 49 matches in a row 👍

[rose thunder]

FR??

[lean bolt]

I don't feel that way, it's a verifiable fact. I don't feel that gravity is real or that earth is billions of years old, it just is that way.

Same thing with the caro kann being trash

[true thistle]

it's good for me.

[modest sail]

i think idk i didnt count

[true thistle]

Im slightly insulted

[lean bolt]

You don't have to feel insulted, you can always switch to a better opening if you're not into playing trashcan lines

[rose thunder]

anyone around 1000 rapid willing to play unrated?

[true thistle]

im 2200 ill play with you

[rose thunder]

aight send link

[grim edge]

Ok

[latent pebble]

Sicilian is bad too

[grim edge]

What's not bad

[latent pebble]

e5

[worldly turret]

its not bad

ur just bad

[stuck haven]

[digital phoenix]

e

[stuck haven]

Ununderstood genius

[digital phoenix]

unununun

[latent pebble]

Ong

[grim edge]

every opening is bad if youre good enough

[upbeat viper]

but oké

[feral hollow]

achievement unlocked: how the hell did we get here

[upbeat viper]

Qb3+

ez

and uh

don't question da puzzles

else they'll question you

[feral hollow]

yeah I just knew it was Qb3+ but didnt caculate

[upbeat viper]

👁️

[stuck haven]

[feral hollow]

my brain cant handle two move process

[upbeat viper]

depth 2 brain

brain v2 when

[feral hollow]

at least not on frymode

[rose thunder]

so far, chess has given me the utmost confidence that ill never be good at what i love to do

[stuck haven]

what’s your thoughts about the Italian and Catalan?

[lilac gust]

Ayyy

[true thistle]

you actually did very well

[latent pebble]

Based and good

[drowsy crane]

anyone wanna 1v1

[lilac gust]

Almost 1000 elo on bullet

[grim edge]

sure (unrated)

[true thistle]

you went into the vienna copycat variation line without the check

[rose thunder]

i did horrible lol

[drowsy crane]

your elo so high

[rose thunder]

i hate that line of the vienna bro 😭

[stuck haven]

What’s your favorite openings?

[true thistle]

which is a horrible line to go into, just need to improve opening theory

[grim edge]

lol its 1234

[latent pebble]

Tal

[digital phoenix]

hes only like 100 above u max

[true thistle]

yeah it's an instant loss no matter the rating

[random drum]

Happy Independence day to my beautiful country 🇮🇳

[stuck haven]

What’s this opening?

[graceful lintel]

[latent pebble]

Caro tal variation

[rose thunder]

life is kinda mid rn but i aint killin myself yet 💪

[drowsy crane]

nevermind

[latent pebble]

I also like the shirov sometimes but I’m fond of the tal

[ionic tangle]

is it rude that i stole an indians ELO twice during indias independence day

[trail geode]

no i got 6 /20 for my exam

[drowsy crane]

i just got 1000 today

[trail geode]

shit man i am dead

[drowsy crane]

after 3 months i did it

[grim edge]

nah you can take me..

[graceful lintel]

Get better

[ionic tangle]

plateau incoming

[drowsy crane]

i am getting better

[grim edge]

low elo is very inconsistent so idk i might just blunder the whole game

[feral hollow]

tal is the varation where you say screw caro kan players

[random drum]

https://twitter.com/Kasparov63/status/1691172525407870976?s=20

Garry Kasparov on Twitter

Impressive 🇮🇳! Following in the paw prints of Vishy the tiger!

Twitter · Aug 14, 2023, 7:38 PM

[feral hollow]

( including me )

[drowsy crane]

mark my words ill beat you one day

[graceful lintel]

Get best

[drowsy crane]

im gonna get 2000 in a few months

[trail geode]

How the hell the position like that one

[grim edge]

wow thats ambitious

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

Years* few years

[feral hollow]

well nothings impossible at this point

[drowsy crane]

im studying chess

[random drum]

are u supporting the India bracket or other bracket in fide world cup as now out of 8 players, 4 are Indians

[feral hollow]

2000 is reachable in around a year or two

[drowsy crane]

no im gonna play chess 3 hours a day

[grim edge]

🙏 i wish for 1 billion dollars.

[feral hollow]

thatz crazy

[graceful lintel]

Nah study 3 HR a day

[drowsy crane]

tutorials every day

yea play and study

[graceful lintel]

Watch hanging pawns

[feral hollow]

sounds good until you think about it

[graceful lintel]

[stuck haven]

Oo caro variation cool I like the Ruy Lopez as white and caro defense as black

[feral hollow]

I only play for around 1-2 hours a day max and 15-30 minutes least

for 7 months

[drowsy crane]

1 hour in the morning 1 hour in the afternoon 1 hour before i sleep

[lapis lava]

good morning

[grim edge]

ngl im having some imposter syndrome in 1200 elo but im still winning somehow

[digital phoenix]

sockma

[drowsy crane]

goodnight

[stuck haven]

gotcha lol

[feral hollow]

we have a new opening folks

[lapis lava]

sockma nuts

[stuck haven]

[graceful lintel]

Exams coming in a month

[feral hollow]

wrong one

[drowsy crane]

lmao i did 2 brilliants and a pawn checkmate on a single game almost gave me orgasm

[feral hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-pablo-lonely-alone-gif-12928789

[drowsy crane]

and i lost the stupid game and spent hours finding it

still couldn't

[grim edge]

wait how did you lose the game if you found a pawn checkmate

[latent pebble]

It goes 1.e4 c6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 Bf5 4.h4

[feral hollow]

mentally

[drowsy crane]

no i lost the replay of the game

[grim edge]

oh rip

[latent pebble]

1.e4 c6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 Bf5 4.h4 h5 (if h6, g4 e6 is crushing) Bd3 Bxd3 Qd3 (two viable moves now, if e6 Bg5 Qb6 Nd2 (c4 incoming) If Qa5+ b4! (Qxb4+ Nd2 e6 Rb1

[drowsy crane]

i forgot to save it

[digital phoenix]

did u play it against a computer or smth

[drowsy crane]

human

[feral hollow]

go find it

[grim edge]

oh then just find it in archive

[feral hollow]

go through that 1000 games in archive

[drowsy crane]

2 brilliants and pawn checkmate gave me orgasm almost lmao

[thick kernel]

alll my life a w song fr

[feral hollow]

go to every last game

[latent pebble]

Bro

[drowsy crane]

i did i spent hours I couldn't

[grim edge]

keep looking fr

[feral hollow]

I keep asking myself this question

[drowsy crane]

i thought i had it and already played 100 games

[grim edge]

wait ak you play reti right

or am i being stupid and mixing up people

[drowsy crane]

it was like 5 days ago

[stuck haven]

Cool thanks

[stuck haven]

What’s the middlegame idea?

[drowsy crane]

play chess like your life depends on it

works everytime

[thick kernel]

w strat

[drowsy crane]

yup i beat a gm because of that strat

[digital phoenix]

nah doubt it

[thick kernel]

[digital phoenix]

a 1k aint beating a gm no matter how hard u try

[feral hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/416591312792453122/985650163005673572/SmartSelect_20220606-143314_Reddit.gif

[thick kernel]

i could fr (im 87 elo)

[feral hollow]

yes I play reti

[drowsy crane]

dont take life too seriously

[digital phoenix]

ill take your life

[grim edge]

whats your opinion on 1. nf3 d5 2. d4 bf5

[drowsy crane]

you cant if its already dead inside

[digital phoenix]

if ur still breathing its good enough

[broken portal]

Emo

[grim edge]

do you play c4 and let your knight get traded or what

[thick kernel]

hee hee haw blunder

[feral hollow]

shut up and go to hell bozo

[grim edge]

what..

[feral hollow]

colle much better

[blazing dawn]

Newerish chess player lookin to get better anyone have tips on where to start? I know how to castle and the concepts of the game but idk where to even begin!

[feral hollow]

wait

[drowsy crane]

i play pb3 then bb2

[feral hollow]

is that the torre or the london

[thick kernel]

learn a basic opening

[feral hollow]

I confused it

[grim edge]

nonono bf5 is what black plays

[drowsy crane]

google it

[blazing dawn]

Do I buy books?

[thick kernel]

u have youtube

[feral hollow]

generally turns into a baltic defense

[drowsy crane]

no just watch tutorials and basic openings etc etc

[feral hollow]

one of the worse but viable defenses against queens gambit

[thick kernel]

use yt

[feral hollow]

well

[blazing dawn]

Any youtube instructors y’all recommend?

[drowsy crane]

you dont have to buy anything unless your really trying hard to learn

[feral hollow]

unless they play the triangle

[thick kernel]

THE ROOKKKKKKK

[feral hollow]

which is the only solid line by using bf5 move @grim edge

[drowsy crane]

any youtube channels tutorial works but i watch Levy

[grim edge]

alr

[drowsy crane]

and hikari gameplay

[latent pebble]

mostly queenside jargon

[blazing dawn]

Any books y’all recommend too?

[latent pebble]

Nd2 preparing c4

[thick kernel]

js watch gotham chess fr

[grim edge]

one of my opponents traded the bishop on f5 for the knight on b1

[drowsy crane]

theres also a video you can watch on chess.com it teaches you basic like openings strats etc
you dont have to buy a book

[grim edge]

and i didnt know if that was stupid or good lol

[latent pebble]

Nf1 to Ne3 reroutes are common

[thick kernel]

i lke 2 trade 2 pawns for a queen fr

[feral hollow]

@grim edge this is about the best line they can play

[stuck haven]

h6 g4 e6 why?

[blazing dawn]

Bobby Fischers book?

[thick kernel]

not yet lol

[drowsy crane]

why no checkmate

[feral hollow]

thats actually a varation believe it or not

[thick kernel]

start with yt and learn ur sqaures

[latent pebble]

thematic, white gets to play e6 before black usually does and that damages blacks pawn structure

[thick kernel]

how tf i end up here

[timber thunder]

I was banned today for allowing my child to use my account for teaching purposes, any advice for parents on how to setup an account/guest for children to play on chess.com on the app?

[feral hollow]

show me the whole board

[thick kernel]

no imma get flamed for my ass opening

[feral hollow]

bozo

[stuck haven]

e6 Bd3?

[digital phoenix]

create account for them

[grim edge]

bro ur jus trolling

[grim edge]

you got here in the opening???

[latent pebble]

what do you mean

[feral hollow]

uh im not sure if your trolling or not

[thick kernel]

i js play 4 nights or scotch ig

[hasty raven]

En passant, b4xc3

[timber thunder]

but the user agreement says members have to be 13+

[grim edge]

u sent the same ss few hours ago

[thick kernel]

yessir

[drowsy crane]

he abandoned the last minute

[feral hollow]

if you do need a kids site for chess.com use chess.com kids

or something like that

[digital phoenix]

oh yeah chesskid works

but u could probably ask cc for an alt and say ur kid plays on it or smth

[feral hollow]

bro got the best opening of all time

[grim edge]

its en passant u said

[latent pebble]

h6 g4 there is no Bd3 for black?

[timber thunder]

had no idea chesskid was a thing, thanks friends

[thick kernel]

yessir

[feral hollow]

np good luck

[drowsy crane]

opponent doesnt know about en passant

[timber thunder]

why is this a bannable offense, with no warnings given?

educate me

[graceful lintel]

🥶 🔥🗣️-

[upbeat viper]

sharing an account breaks the TOS

as simple as that

[feral hollow]

well in his situation

[timber thunder]

how is it sharing an account if I am using my account to teach using bots?

[graceful lintel]

Who shares account 💀

[feral hollow]

was he techically sharing his account?

[latent pebble]

as shrimple as that

[thick kernel]

best opening of all time

[timber thunder]

people with a 9 year old lol

[upbeat viper]

what's the account name btw ?

[stuck haven]

There’s 3 moves possible for black h6 g4 or e4 that’s what you mean and then Bd3 Bxd3 Qxd3?

[graceful lintel]

Imagine sharing accounts 💀

[feral hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/bloody-hell-omg-yikes-oof-are-you-serious-gif-16845915

[latent pebble]

after h4 there are basically only two viable continuations

[thick kernel]

ez

[feral hollow]

how did a parent find discord anyways

[graceful lintel]

U covered my message

[feral hollow]

thats rare

[thick kernel]

good point

[timber thunder]

I work for discord

so I know discord rofl

[latent pebble]

there is h5, (the best), h6 (mediocre but it's fine)

[graceful lintel]

[thick kernel]

wat

[feral hollow]

oh well then very nice

[thick kernel]

idk if theyre trolling or nah

[stuck haven]

What are those 2 lines I’m interested

[timber thunder]

nah, not trolling

[graceful lintel]

Everyone who works for discord gets free Nitro

[feral hollow]

same here

[thick kernel]

whats the next update?

[timber thunder]

only if you use your discord email account

[latent pebble]

if h6, g4 Be4 f3 Bh7 e6

[feral hollow]

anyways its time to get the milk

[timber thunder]

and i prefer using my personal

[feral hollow]

have fun bozos

[graceful lintel]

[thick kernel]

whats next update?

[feral hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/classovatrash-wise_wolfy-wise-den-rileydreal1-gif-20220881

[latent pebble]

there is h5, (the best), h6 (mediocre but it's fine)

[empty garnet]

Very easy. Just make a separate account for your child and be sure you'

[latent pebble]

h6 allows g4 but it's not tooo bad

[digital phoenix]

uh

[upbeat viper]

kekw

[feral hollow]

bro missed a move 💀 totally not me every game

[upbeat viper]

tell me it's bullet

[digital phoenix]

blitz

[upbeat viper]

bruh

[digital phoenix]

2 minutes on the clock

[feral hollow]

wait

[upbeat viper]

bruh

[feral hollow]

how did you miss the queen

[upbeat viper]

the fact you missed

[digital phoenix]

i premoved rook right

[upbeat viper]

and he missed too

[timber thunder]

who to move?

[thick kernel]

being roasted y mod is crazy

[feral hollow]

I could have found it in 10 seconds right now because im so dang high

[graceful lintel]

Bro got basted by v cloned

[digital phoenix]

white just moved so black

[stuck haven]

e6 you lose a pawn?

[digital phoenix]

all skill tho

[latent pebble]

damages blacks pawn structure

[stuck haven]

Cool

[feral hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/witamin-levy-levy-rozman-gothamchess-chessplayer-gif-19486143

[latent pebble]

it's thematic and you get compensation

[feral hollow]

hey quick question what line were you guys talking about?

[stuck haven]

Oo that’s the idea goatcha

[latent pebble]

tal tal tal

[lean bolt]

Tal where white sacrifices pawn on e6

[stuck haven]

Yep

[feral hollow]

I just saw h4 and g5 so it looked crazy already

[fleet raptor]

,

[stuck haven]

If h5 Bd3 Bxd3 Qxd3

[feral hollow]

alright before I leave I have a gift for you all

[latent pebble]

black has to be careful or they get mated in the e6 line

example: 1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 Bf5 4. h4 h6 5. g4 Bh7 6. e6 fxe6 7. Bd3 Bxd3 8. Qxd3 Nd7 9. Qg6#

[thick kernel]

i play bongcloud

[feral hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/827808642916679680/867835172561092628/image0.gif

your welcome gentlemens

now time for milkies

[thick kernel]

thxxx

[latent pebble]

find the winning move

[feral hollow]

g4 easy alright gotta go

[latent pebble]

cya

[stuck haven]

Black have Qd6 and Nf6

[graceful lintel]

Why black moves first?

[latent pebble]

what do you mean

[graceful lintel]

💀

[latent pebble]

oh

yeah those are the main lines

[stuck haven]

fxe6 Bd3 Qd6

[latent pebble]

this was an example of black not being careful

[stuck haven]

Got it

[latent pebble]

fxe6 Bd3 Qd6 is losing

[copper fulcrum]

How much rating would you guys say that a 1400 fide rated player have in chess.com? Just give me an approximate number

[latent pebble]

there is either Qd6 instead of taking or Nf6

[digital phoenix]

imagine running out of time

[rain token]

Da rooook

[digital phoenix]

opponent when i dont accept rematch

[stuck haven]

Bxh7 Rxh7 Nf6

[rain token]

Lmfaooo

Fourth day 4th brilliant

[copper fulcrum]

Guys?

[stuck haven]

Yeah but exf7+ kxf7 look scary for black

[rain token]

I def have 10+ brilliant while being a 760 elo guy

[latent pebble]

where is kxf7

this is btm no?

in Nf6?>

[stuck haven]

ef7+ it’s check

Kxf7 is the best move

[latent pebble]

what does black play before that

Qd6?

[stuck haven]

After e6 black play Qd6

exf7+ kxf7 or you lose a knight

[pine bison]

[thick kernel]

catastrophic mouse slip lmao

[stuck haven]

Then Bd3 Nd7 Bxh7 Rxh7

It’s like equal

[stuck haven]

Look like you’re black here

[thick kernel]

kinda beat him a little bit

[digital phoenix]

how is that a mouseclick

slip

[thick kernel]

he did mouseclick yes

[digital phoenix]

slip

[stuck haven]

maybe he didn’t see that attack

[stuck haven]

[thick kernel]

mayve

[stuck haven]

And then he says it’s a mouse slip

[thick kernel]

man i love playing openings in rapid in 3 seconds

[thick kernel]

IDK man

[graceful lintel]

[pine bison]

[graceful lintel]

[viral epoch]

Too relatable

[thick kernel]

[graceful lintel]

[thick kernel]

[pine bison]

me when i blunder my queen again:

[thick kernel]

w

[viral epoch]

Waaa

[graceful lintel]

Me after realising that my queen side castling was blunder:

[viral epoch]

[graceful lintel]

[lean bolt]

caro kann is garbage

[viral epoch]

It'd 7 am

Should I seelp Indirekt

[graceful lintel]

10:30 am here

[viral epoch]

Loaf cat

[lean bolt]

yes

[graceful lintel]

Queen side castling>king side

[viral epoch]

Okay thanks gn

[stuck haven]

[graceful lintel]

Can anyone make this an emoji?

I'll be sad

[thick kernel]

wat the

[pine bison]

no that ones ass

only

[graceful lintel]

[stuck haven]

[thick kernel]

[graceful lintel]

[stuck haven]

[graceful lintel]

[thick kernel]

offered a trade blud did not accept

[graceful lintel]

Crop properly

[grim edge]

fr why arent you showing the whole board

[thick kernel]

idk i js crop fast

[graceful lintel]

What's the point of showing ⅓ board

[thick kernel]

1/3 the knowledge

[graceful lintel]

Me when someone disrespect me:

[upbeat viper]

bruh

that's GM level

blundering in the opening

and missing the tactic

[graceful lintel]

Qa5+?

[grim edge]

lol

[upbeat viper]

nah

[graceful lintel]

[thick kernel]

what the ??

[neon portal]

Qa5+ With fork in sequence

[grim edge]

qa5 bd2 ?

[latent pebble]

wow with 10 minutes left they couldn't find two moves

[graceful lintel]

I thought Qa5+ then pawn push

[normal pebble]

Yo

[latent pebble]

its e5

[upbeat viper]

Qa5+ doesn't work because

[tropic plaza]

Bishop blocks

[graceful lintel]

That's what I thought

[latent pebble]

then Qa5+

[grim edge]

^ yes

[upbeat viper]

Qa5+ , Nd2, e5, Nb3

[neon portal]

Bishop return

[tropic plaza]

Bishop just blocks what yall talking abt

[thick kernel]

2500 elo

[graceful lintel]

Didn't saw that

[upbeat viper]

Qe5 if Bd2

[thick kernel]

is this good for 650 rated ?

[upbeat viper]

anyway,

[neon portal]

e5 first, then the check

[upbeat viper]

only move e5 to drag the bishop

[normal pebble]

no

[thick kernel]

this good for 650 rated?

[upbeat viper]

then and only then Qa5+

wooooooooop

[normal pebble]

Predicted rating is bullshit

[graceful lintel]

[thick kernel]

bro did not let me send the image

[upbeat viper]

but oké taktik too komplicated for GM

[thick kernel]

wdym?

[upbeat viper]

[upbeat viper]

oof

[latent pebble]

no

sequence to what?

[graceful lintel]

Gm blunder

Nvm

[grim edge]

i mean you can technically save it but you're pretty much losing

[tropic plaza]

E5 bxe5 and qa5+

[thick kernel]

thzt was my opponent not me

[thick kernel]

ye

[tropic plaza]

Bishops in e5what you sayin

[graceful lintel]

Ye

[grim edge]

i mean your opponent can technically save it but your opponent is pretty much losing

[tropic plaza]

Youre high asf

[thick kernel]

lmaoo ig

[graceful lintel]

Kind of

[thick kernel]

he resigned after a mate in 3 happened

[graceful lintel]

[leaden knoll]

is this in a tournament?

[grim edge]

bro why is everying just posting their reactions to a bunch of super specific out of context stuff

[mystic stream]

hai guys

[graceful lintel]

No idea

[mystic stream]

fr

my reaction to the reaction to the reaction to the reaction to the reaciton to the reaction of the super out of context reaction to the reaction of the super out of context reaction

[stuck haven]

[ionic tangle]

lets go i got 2600 elo in puzzles.

[mystic stream]

geegee

[graceful lintel]

[normal pebble]

Server rlly dead rn

[mystic stream]

fax

[grim edge]

jello chat

[covert cosmos]

th

[grim edge]

th

[covert cosmos]

t h

[mystic stream]

t h

[covert cosmos]

t h

[upbeat viper]

common morning lack of people

idk why there are so few peeps at 7am french time

[mystic stream]

idk

its only like 1 am est, there should be more people online

[upbeat viper]

maybe all americans got timed out

[latent pebble]

guess what I played

[upbeat viper]

a move that doesn't defend mate

sooo

Qb6

[latent pebble]

👍

not Qb6 though

[upbeat viper]

Nd7 then to develop ?

[latent pebble]

||b6||

[upbeat viper]

ugly move imo

[latent pebble]

😎

[upbeat viper]

but oké

[copper fulcrum]

Can someone please tell me how much 1400 fide would be rated on cc?

[upbeat viper]

Qb6 much smoother

[mystic stream]

resign

[upbeat viper]

uuh 1800+ ?

at leaaast 1700

[primal crest]

Yo

[latent pebble]

I watch vids while playing casuals sometimes

[primal crest]

How are yall

[copper fulcrum]

I see. Not 2000?

[upbeat viper]

shouldn't

[mystic stream]

1200 chess.com

[upbeat viper]

I don't know tbh

[latent pebble]

it's like -3 thought I already played Nf5

[restive storm]

top 10 ways to lose at chess

[upbeat viper]

classical and rapid are two different things

[grim edge]

im so tired aaagggghhh

[upbeat viper]

[latent pebble]

the vid is interesting though

I'm like fully immersed

[grim edge]

one is just moving close to the speed of light and is time dilated

[restive storm]

wait did you find my channel

[mystic stream]

ooofers

[upbeat viper]

gimme channel name

I'm curious

[grim edge]

bast r u moving close to the speed of light???????

[upbeat viper]

[restive storm]

same as my discord

[upbeat viper]

no

I'm slow

I lose on time too often in bullet

[latent pebble]

real

[grim edge]

what if ur only slow in ur inertial reference frame, but ur frame is moving fast????

[upbeat viper]

should get a new mouse that doesn't click when I don't want it to

[grim edge]

fast bast hehe

[spring solstice]

I lose on time in a 10 min game

[normal pebble]

Hikaru is the definition of a short king 😎😎😎😎

[upbeat viper]

unfortunate

[restive storm]

I don't really go talking or advertising about it

[grim edge]

im just sayin i would let hikaru be my feudal lord 🥴

[mystic stream]

https://discord.com/channels/859805977078530049/1140063332792025139

[restive storm]

since my videos are really low quality

[upbeat viper]

lol

[restive storm]

I just do it for fun sometimes

[latent pebble]

do u shitpost

[graceful lintel]

Don't play 10 mins then

[graceful lintel]

[normal pebble]

Blud is like 5 foot 2

[restive storm]

sometimes

[mystic stream]

i got a new mouse today 😎

[spring solstice]

I play 15 10

[graceful lintel]

Nah 💀

[upbeat viper]

you're not supposed to flag in 15+10 uh

10 seconds is a loooot of time

[normal pebble]

I swear I saw him at wolrd cup

[graceful lintel]

Hikaru is 5'7

[normal pebble]

Cap

[mystic stream]

hes 5'7

[normal pebble]

No

[mystic stream]

according to google

[normal pebble]

Defo wring

[mystic stream]

googles never wrong

[graceful lintel]

[normal pebble]

I saw with my own eyes hes so short

[grim edge]

hikaru is so cute

[mystic stream]

compared to u maybe

[spring solstice]

Oh ok

[graceful lintel]

[mystic stream]

10 sec is a lot of time for increment yea

[graceful lintel]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 1850 (peak)
Bullet: 1806 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

full peak

[normal pebble]

Bast play me

[upbeat viper]

nah

[normal pebble]

Ok

[graceful lintel]

Elo flex not allowed

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> whymadhm

This is the Chess.com profile of whymadhm. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1812 (peak)
Blitz: 1618 (1759 peak)
Bullet: 1509 (1780 peak)

[graceful lintel]

[upbeat viper]

wdym flex

[mystic stream]

nice peak

[upbeat viper]

that's not a flew

I'm still a beginner

[normal pebble]

Why does it say false for mod or staff?

[upbeat viper]

[mystic stream]

my rating is low though i cant flex

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

[upbeat viper]

because that account is my normal account not my mod one

[normal pebble]

Oh ok

[latent pebble]

bast do you have a lichess

[graceful lintel]

💀

[upbeat viper]

I don't play there much but yep

[mystic stream]

EXPOSED

[normal pebble]

What's ur lichess bast

[latent pebble]

what

[upbeat viper]

for when I need one

Bastoura simply

[normal pebble]

Ok

[mystic stream]

im like 2600 rapid in lichess, its kinda sad

[drifting swallow]

hi

[upbeat viper]

I'm heavily underrated there

[latent pebble]

whaa

[graceful lintel]

Calling mods

[upbeat viper]

but oké

[latent pebble]

wha

[drowsy crane]

crap

[normal pebble]

💀💀💀

[latent pebble]

inspect element?

[wintry scarab]

@latent pebble hu

Hi

[upbeat viper]

yeah

as I told you

[graceful lintel]

??

[upbeat viper]

I'm underrated because I don't play there

[mystic stream]

I'm 2595 provisional rapid

[upbeat viper]

and when I do it's to chill and play monkey moves

or test stuff

[wintry scarab]

@upbeat viper bro how can I play 3 event one is blitz Swiss
Second is blitz 3|0

[upbeat viper]

🤔

[wintry scarab]

How can we play I always miss to play

[upbeat viper]

wdym 3 events

[graceful lintel]

What is Swiss tournament?

[upbeat viper]

oh

[mystic stream]

Just play smh

[storm fog]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/85756813017 GUYSS THIS DUDE IS 1500 HES 500 + HIGHER RATED THEN ME AND I BEATED HIM IN THE TOURNAMENT OF BLITZ CAN ANYONE REVIEW THIS GAME FOR ME ???

[upbeat viper]

you mean the chess.com arenas organized by cc ?

[worn ice]

Euphoria_GM (1053) vs. ossbss (1520)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Nf6 3. Nc3 Nxd5 4. Nxd5 Qxd5 5. Nf3 Bg4 6. Be2 e6 7. h3 Bh5 8. d3 Nc6 9. c4 Bb4+ 10. Bd2 Qa5 11. Bxb4 Qxb4+ 12. Qd2 O-O 13. b3 Bxf3 14. Bxf3 Qxd2+ 15. Kxd2 Ne5 16. Bxb7 Rad8 17. Rad1 Nxd3 18. Kc3 Nxf2 19. Rxd8 Rxd8 20. Rf1 Nd3 21. Rd1 Rb8 22. Rxd3 Kf8 23. Bf3 Ke7 24. a4 c5 25. Be4 a5 26. Bxh7 g6 27. Rg3 Rh8 28. Bxg6 Rg8 29. h4 Rxg6 30. Rxg6 fxg6 31. Kd3 Kf6 32. Ke4 g5 33. hxg5+ Kxg5 34. Ke5 Kg4 35. Kxe6 Kf4 36. Kd5 Ke3 37. Kxc5 Kd3 38. b4 axb4 39. Kxb4 Kd4 40. g4 

[graceful lintel]

Ye

[upbeat viper]

well you gotta join community club and discord club

[normal pebble]

Bro chill

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chess.com/club/chess-com-community

[wintry scarab]

@upbeat viper yes

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chess.com/club/chess-com-discord

as simple as that

and uh well you just have to be there to play :)

[storm fog]

bro m chill btw can u review the game plz ?

[graceful lintel]

My honest reaction when i beat 2200 rated:

[wintry scarab]

But how

[normal pebble]

What no

[upbeat viper]

wdym how

for example

[latent pebble]

this waa emoji is getting spammed nonstop smh

[upbeat viper]

the next friday arena already is planned

[normal pebble]

French is such a hard language 😭😭😭

[storm fog]

fr btw bro can you plz review the game plz dude i wanna see how good did i performed

[upbeat viper]

same thing for untilted tuesday

[graceful lintel]

just a sec

[upbeat viper]

and bullet brawl

[storm fog]

okay sir

[upbeat viper]

just click on the green button before it starts and wait for it to start

that's it

[normal pebble]

DID YOU JIST ASSUME IM A MALE?

[storm fog]

thanku bro

[upbeat viper]

[storm fog]

yes

[normal pebble]

Absolutely despicable

[storm fog]

yes yes

[graceful lintel]

@storm fog

[storm fog]

ohhh thankss sirrr i will see it now thanku so much

[graceful lintel]

made me emotional

[oblique drift]

vroom vroom

[graceful lintel]

Touch grass

[oblique drift]

i am right now

[leaden knoll]

good job with the 3 great moves!

[storm fog]

bro here its showing i did 3 great move on my pc its showing i did two like whyy this happened to me before like on my pc a move was showing brililant and the same game on my cousin mobile it was showing non bro do you know why this is happening?

[graceful lintel]

Low depth ig no idea

[leaden knoll]

he's <500 he already does that dw

[normal pebble]

Could someone tell me what's wrong, I draw to 1600 fide and I regularly beat 1400 fide rated players, why am I 1123 fide then 😭😭😭

[graceful lintel]

Don't disrespect

[graceful lintel]

Skill issues

[wintry scarab]

How can I play untitlrd Tuesday tournament?

[storm fog]

ohh right right right

[upbeat viper]

I told you already

just scroll a bit

@wintry scarab

[graceful lintel]

1.2kb/s
Bro got North Korea wifi

[wintry scarab]

@upbeat viper but there is nothing seeing

[glacial halo]

@strange skiff when i scroll through my archives why do i see my daily games from months ago

[normal pebble]

Lmaoo

[oblique drift]

So, i have a chess tournament on September 1st, whats the best way to improve

[normal pebble]

Bro

[upbeat viper]

are you on a computer ?

[glacial halo]

Ignore the tilt games

[normal pebble]

#💬〡improvement-talk

[glacial halo]

is it in texas

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> keyarn4

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

[wintry scarab]

@upbeat viper no

[upbeat viper]

well try on a computer

[graceful lintel]

Bro pinged an admin 💀

[oblique drift]

this is not my account

[oblique drift]

nah man im an assie

[glacial halo]

We’re cool

[wintry scarab]

@upbeat viper I don't have

[graceful lintel]

[glacial halo]

i hope

[upbeat viper]

oh well

uuuh

I don't know if you can play arenas on phone

[glacial halo]

zamn

[graceful lintel]

🗣️🔥🥶

[upbeat viper]

I've never tried

[oblique drift]

oh really

[wintry scarab]

@upbeat viper if I go on untitled Tuesday event it seems like this

[graceful lintel]

[mystic stream]

Dead chat

[upbeat viper]

click on upcoming events

[upbeat viper]

no u

[graceful lintel]

@wintry scarab his fault

[oblique drift]

what even is BRUHNOO beside bruh noo

[mystic stream]

Wow what r u implying

[upbeat viper]

nothing

[mystic stream]

That I am playing chess all day and no on disoced

[normal pebble]

https://play.chess.com/8Di6s someone join idc who

[drifting swallow]

hi

[oblique drift]

don

[upbeat viper]

do you have a strong line against the scandi ?

[graceful lintel]

Aw hell nah <500 shut or I'll be sad

[oblique drift]

im a 800

[wintry scarab]

@upbeat viper bro I got it but untitled Tuesday event finished?

[oblique drift]

that was old account that i could never revive

[graceful lintel]

No difference for me

[upbeat viper]

the untilted tuesday starts in like 9hrs

the inscription are opened one hour before it starts

[oblique drift]

your no better bros on the guess the elo goofy

[drifting swallow]

🇬 🇲 Anmol

[graceful lintel]

??

Bast how do u study chess?

[upbeat viper]

uh

puzzles