💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

ur pfp is more valid

[latent pebble]

Because it’s bad

[subtle nebula]

How do you modify the engine's power

[grim edge]

What u mean? Just wait until the engine done analyze it

[lethal lotus]

Cheese wheel is my favourite opening

[grim edge]

is getting someones ip and posting it against the rules?

It will increase on its own

[lethal lotus]

No

Go for it

[grim edge]

Shut up 200 elo

[grim edge]

Yeah, it's 20? It increased by the amount of time the engine analyze it. I don't change nothing

[rigid meteor]

he is 2700 elo bro

jk idk

[subtle nebula]

How

[regal lynx]

stop talking about me behind my back

[grim edge]

It will increase to 23 in like 3 minutes for example

[rigid meteor]

sorry did I piss someone off lol

[subtle nebula]

I don't understand

[grim edge]

Depends on ur device speed

[grim edge]

What u don't understand

[regal lynx]

nice pfp bro

[subtle nebula]

How to increase the power

And get that button

[grim edge]

Just leave the engine be to analyze the moves

[subtle nebula]

Thankd

[grim edge]

You can't increase it on ur own

[subtle nebula]

I let but it analyze the whole game in 2 seconds

[grim edge]

Ok, pull up analysis board and make a line

Then send ss here

[green jungle]

politician

[crimson meadow]

Real

[subtle nebula]

Like this?

[grim edge]

Bruh, where's ur engine power. Nvm, I'll give an example, a sec

[subtle nebula]

Ok

Are you Italian?

[grim edge]

As u can see, in the first pic, the engine depth is 14, but after I left it for 5 seconds in the same exact position, the engine power increase because it have the time to analyze more line

[grim edge]

🤓

[green jungle]

the whole 0.07 diff

all seven-one hundreth of it

[subtle nebula]

Wait I think I didn't update my app

[grim edge]

exactly bro

[subtle nebula]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

Yes

[grim edge]

🍍 🍕

[subtle nebula]

Ok l'ho appena aggiornato

[grim edge]

Sht, u can speak Italy. My lie is exposed so quickly.

Alice

Alice 💀

[green jungle]

speak italy

pizza pizza (little caesar's)

[tropic plaza]

Mamma mia

[grim edge]

itallians seeing american pizza be like:

[green jungle]

let'sa go

[tropic plaza]

Itz a me mario

[grim edge]

[green jungle]

@ mods ban

deaf freat

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-kumala-la-kumala-la-savesta-kumala-my-honest-gif-26073681

[green jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/plstakeashowerimmediately-gif-25184196

[subtle nebula]

I'm Italian lol

[latent pebble]

Formaggio e cattivo

[tropic plaza]

Kwosant

[grim edge]

Oui

[subtle nebula]

Now I got the engine power

[lethal lotus]

Stop ✋ you are being detained and held accountable for breaking several laws under the ketchup act

[tropic plaza]

Wait thats french

[subtle nebula]

I updated the app

[grim edge]

Nice

[tropic plaza]

Ravioli

[latent pebble]

risciò

[tropic plaza]

Gelato

[grim edge]

no

guys only english 🤓

[latent pebble]

Alice more like malice

[subtle nebula]

Italian?

[latent pebble]

Alice more like banned

[tropic plaza]

?

[subtle nebula]

Are you Italian?

[grim edge]

google translater:

[tropic plaza]

Risotto

Oui oui itz a me italian

[subtle nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/lyon-wgf-lyonwgf-lyones-xijinping-gif-21284201

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1117027353760112660/1135211535636103259/Sequenza_01_1.gif

[split gorge]

im so ogod

[subtle nebula]

I pre moved 💀🤯

[split gorge]

all you non-trusted peasants dissapoint me smh

im stronger, im smarter, im better

I AM BETTER

well maybe im not talking to everyone online gary

[marble holly]

No ME!

[split gorge]

its satire you absolute cretin

[grim edge]

id eat the shit out of a lime

theyre so good

[split gorge]

it is...?

[green jungle]

my ssn is 84872898540

[grim edge]

lime is delicious

[split gorge]

it quite literally is

[split gorge]

mb i wasnt talking to you however i do agree

[grim edge]

id eat tf out of a lime rn

theyre so good man im telling u

[split gorge]

raw or cooked tho

[grim edge]

i like them cooked with foods obvious, but i mean pure raw lime

[split gorge]

nono

i mean are they pan-fried, deep-fried, boiled, baked, etc.

[grim edge]

well you can make a sort of flavoured ice, by using a lot of lime

and its so good

[grim edge]

brother save yourself

you have gone into impassable territory

[sand otter]

Do you think i can get to 1500 with spending less than 1hours in a day I'm 1270 rn

[regal lynx]

sup pablo

[regal lynx]

how many games do you have on that gamemode

if your general range for points is + or - 8 then that is very unrealistic

[green jungle]

Yes, but only if u spend your time right

[regal lynx]

wait

[green jungle]

No. it is completely realistic (since he did not give a timeframe)

[regal lynx]

im dumb

I misinterpreted it mb yeah its doable for sure

[green jungle]

actually he said 1 day, so no

yeah no i can't read

[pine bison]

never playing again

[green jungle]

you need 69 draws.

good job

oops

💀

[pine bison]

[green jungle]

fastest man banned

[stuck haven]

Hello guys

[pine bison]

ez ban hello there

[stuck haven]

Hello sup

[warped vigil]

play 1 more game

[pine bison]

never

[green jungle]

"in a tourney today"

bro it is monday

[warped vigil]

ah forgot to update my profile

I won the tourney though

[green jungle]

so... 2k ??

[green jungle]

winning tourney? can't relate

i have 2 first place finishes in my 12 years of otb

[warped vigil]

it hasn't been rated yet; rating calculator says I get 2000 exactly

[warped vigil]

nice

[green jungle]

no it's not

[grim edge]

@green jungle cirrin is the ultimate pfp changer

[green jungle]

denker ZERO times as a 2100

[grim edge]

[warped vigil]

its cirrin ?!

[grim edge]

YOU DIDNT KNOW💀

LMFAO

[green jungle]

mfs be like "hello!!! :333 it's me at denker!! look at all these cool people" and im just like you fockin wot mate

[green jungle]

[grim edge]

scotch all day bruh

[green jungle]

4knights game because scotch is gay

i aint drinking age yet 🗣️

[grim edge]

Scotch since 4 knights is very drawish

[grim edge]

same

[regal lynx]

theres a very good trap against ruy lopez

[green jungle]

skill issue, just win

[regal lynx]

makes it a lot more fun to play against

[green jungle]

the first 5 moves and castle and develop

[grim edge]

ngl your like what 1200 or 1300? you really dont need theory at that level

just play a good game and thats all you need

[green jungle]

yeah the theory you should know is tactics

[grim edge]

frfr

[green jungle]

tactics theory 🗣️

no one was afraid until you showed up

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

learn vienna game and vienna gambit lines

easy wins at ur level with them

[grim edge]

pain do you have the power to make me know who is this

[pine bison]

Uh

Probably yes

[grim edge]

hollup pain has actually powers?

ayo

[pine bison]

im too lazy to find the message tho

[grim edge]

nah i just play random moves

[grim edge]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

u guys are yapping a bit too much here

yes i just play caro kann as black benoni/benko vs d4 and as white i know no good theory so im learning English opening right now

ill take me a few months

[pine bison]

someone called Circle Arrow Coder

[grim edge]

plottwist: i never played scotch

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

ok i dunno who dat is but goddamn pain thank you anyways

[pine bison]

yuh sure kekw

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c5/52/8e/c5528e6c4bb0a0ed0b7a3fcf127c68a2.gif

[grim edge]

stop using kekw the new trend is kekpogfridge

[pine bison]

damn chat died

🤸🏽‍♂️

[green jungle]

budapest is shit opening trust me i have a whole book on that

ez af to play against

budapest is just a scrub stomper

nah. it's shit

Nd2 is so easy to play for white

you just gain space and win

even then theres alekhine attack and also the Nf3 line

where the rook lift idea actually doesn't work

mainline != best line

[hasty iris]

!= 💀

[green jungle]

cs major sorry 🙏

[grim edge]

@grim edge time flies does it not

i wont from 1800 to 200 how sad

[warped vigil]

how long is it supposed to take a tournament to be rated

[grim edge]

oh ye good point i forgor

☠️

[green jungle]

i wont from 1800 to 200 how sad

[green jungle]

anywhere from 2 days to 2 weeks

[warped vigil]

2 weeks?

[high ledge]

Ur 2k? Pog

[grim edge]

" "

[green jungle]

ive had 2 weeks rate before

[green jungle]

[warped vigil]

well southern open did it in 24 hours

[grim edge]

ive been 2k for weeks

now

[green jungle]

i was going to go to southern open last year but then I GOT COVID

[high ledge]

a

[warped vigil]

💀

[green jungle]

GG

mf disease

[warped vigil]

only good thing about covid imo is I got to miss like 3 weeks of school

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dẩy-kính-còn-pushing-glasses-eyeglasses-gif-13860251

pain the thanos

[restive storm]

@tepid panther

[grim edge]

rip pixelated

[grim edge]

ur cruel dor

[green jungle]

no it goes from "fine" to "holy shit youre fk'd" if you continue with the rooklift

[restive storm]

he cheated 💀

[grim edge]

statements reversed now i announce ur smart dor

[restive storm]

lol

[warped vigil]

@restive storm are you playing in the fide world cup

[restive storm]

yeah

[grim edge]

yeah

[restive storm]

of course

[grim edge]

Why 2000 are so ez

[grim edge]

fr

[warped vigil]

ah

[green jungle]

2000 beginner fr

[warped vigil]

2k chess.com is trash ngl

[restive storm]

I haven't got knocked out yet

[warped vigil]

Magnus Carlesen right here in chat

[restive storm]

true

[green jungle]

withdraw.

[warped vigil]

get some excersise

[grim edge]

respectfully let your anger out

[inland sail]

I cant even beat a 600 😭

[warped vigil]

are you in a tourney rn

[green jungle]

ecuse me sir, respectfully, punches you in the face

[grim edge]

Self confidence

i dont think im a 2000 but thank you

ok mairos i feel insulted atleast call me a 200 or something

[warped vigil]

GL!!!

[grim edge]

smh

[warped vigil]

We 2k are reallllllly bad

[inland sail]

i have none of that in chess

🤕

[warped vigil]

you start to be a decent player at 2400

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-korone-gif-18930761

bro is giving an order

[restive storm]

vtube moment

[grim edge]

no its actually someone

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-en-hololive-amelia-watson-vtuber-gif-22561713

[green jungle]

pings mod for posting vtuber content

[inland sail]

What should I change next?

[grim edge]

me fr

[grim edge]

Ai from oshi no ko

[restive storm]

lol 💀

[inland sail]

Oshi no ko? What's that?

[warped vigil]

oshee noe koe

[grim edge]

some show

Oshi no Mid

[warped vigil]

I hate japansese tv

[green jungle]

unity after pinging mods for the nth time

[grim edge]

why you blocked me? 🫶 @grim edge

[inland sail]

Oh its anime? I might watch that

[green jungle]

if u never watched it, u can't hate it

[grim edge]

YOU HAD A OSHI NO KO PFP 1 WEEK AGO REX

[warped vigil]

i watched it once; I hated it.
Conclusion: all TV is bad

[green jungle]

preach 🙏

[warped vigil]

except chessTV

[green jungle]

bruh chesstv boring af

[grim edge]

ONE DAY ILL RIVAL YOU

[warped vigil]

chess tv is awesome

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-anime-cute-peace-peace-sign-gif-13040107026014624550

[green jungle]

literally nothing more boring than watching chess tv

[inland sail]

I used to watch those anime in a tv before when I was young

It was all in tagalog dub

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/oshi-no-ko-anime-ai-hoshino-idol-gif-8712266706126317077

[warped vigil]

has anyone watched searching for bobby fisher

*fiscer

[green jungle]

fiscer

[grim edge]

fish

[warped vigil]

*ficsher

[grim edge]

dish?

[green jungle]

fisherman 😩

[warped vigil]

Bobbie Fishie

[grim edge]

found him, Laugardælir Church, Laugardælir, Iceland

eats fish like a dish then fischer walks in

[warped vigil]

Cool!

[restive storm]

💀

[grim edge]

indeed this is lore accuracte

https://tenor.com/view/uno-reverse-card-gif-24856155

where is hehehhaw when you need it most

[strange skiff]

enough weeb spam

[grim edge]

SIR YES SIR!

im a young boomer livin

[opaque moth]

Who wants to gets free 15€ ?

[grim edge]

@grim edge would believe this

[green jungle]

ddlc

[grim edge]

@restive storm holy shit

weeb is cringe

https://tenor.com/view/holy-cow-holy-cow-gif-25938150

[mystic stream]

Me

[grim edge]

i just like to watch some shows and chill

[mystic stream]

Will the chess.cpm system recognize if I join untitled Tuesday as a titled player

[green jungle]

how about u test it out

[mystic stream]

Good.

Wait actually I think I alr tried it

[green jungle]

trailblazer 🔥

[grim edge]

i indeed have been stuck on 2k for 12 months

[mystic stream]

When I was in Michigan I tried joining untitled Tuesday

[grim edge]

trust

[mystic stream]

Same bro

[glacial tulip]

Dude my grandpa set up a chess match for me to play a master I’m gonna get my ass beat 😭

[mystic stream]

I have been stuck 2500-2600 bullet for a while

Frfr

Master zax when r u going to play otb

U can farm easy money if u play like u1400

[grim edge]

no i wont

[grim edge]

wdym tell me about this lol

want the story behind this?

[mystic stream]

Nice

[lean bolt]

Caro Kann, Vienna gambit, Traxler, and Ponziani are all garbage!

[mystic stream]

For example play in the Chicago open (just a random tourney) then u can play in any section since ur unrated

I'm assuming ur unrated right?

True but u might get beaten up

By higher rated players

[grim edge]

cannibalism

[lean bolt]

Unrateds don’t get the entire 5k at U-XXXX sections

[grim edge]

my mom was on a trip and she came back today, today was also the day i was supposed to be signing in a club so i can play stockholm open, i also wanted to buy her presents, when faced with the option of going to the chess club for buying my mom returning presents i decided to buy her presents and skip the club so now ill be missing the stockholm open but i think my reasons are valid.

O wait sorry for that message dont mind that lol

[lean bolt]

Assuming they get first

[grim edge]

wow really?

its required

[lean bolt]

Or 4k, i think it’s 4k for the absolute lowest u sections

[grim edge]

for this tournament

[mystic stream]

Yessir

[grim edge]

bruh idc

[mystic stream]

Bro master zax u live in sweden?

[grim edge]

ofc my friend

[mystic stream]

I'm better at otb than online tbh

[warped vigil]

Sweden?!

[grim edge]

ill play otb, but ill keep my otb activity secret from now on

[mystic stream]

Sweden is free elo just go play Anna cramling and then win

[lean bolt]

This is Chicago Open

[mystic stream]

Well I thought he lived in usa

So traveling to USA for a tournament isn't smart

[lean bolt]

Unrated/people with few lifetime games get prize caps

[grim edge]

yes, i wanna be a vtuber soon ill rather not get doxxed somehow

[mystic stream]

The bigger one is world open

Bruhh

U think I. Have free time?

[grim edge]

Blah blah

[warped vigil]

world open is great

[lean bolt]

So the system does have some measures to combat sandbaggers

[mystic stream]

I'm playing in the Las Vegas open or smth

[lean bolt]

That said you can lose on purpose 26 games to get around it

[grim edge]

💀 whats wrong with buying presents for ur own mother💀

[warped vigil]

you register, go, and play..? wdym?

[mystic stream]

Bro. I played in world open and went up 150 fide 🤣

Funni

[grim edge]

Oh i read about 3 words before giving up

@mystic stream Good luck hope you peform great

[mystic stream]

Cca website

[grim edge]

Thats good tho, hopefully she was happy

[mystic stream]

Thx u too

[warped vigil]

last time is in philiadelphia

[lean bolt]

This is not about provisional. This is the rules Chicago open has. If you have under 26 rated games you will be limited in your prize

[mystic stream]

Official website for chess tournaments is chesstour I think and cca.com

Continel chess association

[warped vigil]

I went up 17 points at world open

[lean bolt]

So honestly it’s not worth it unless you fix some matches before competing

[mystic stream]

Nice

[warped vigil]

cca is bad imo

[lean bolt]

And even then, Chicago open and other big events are always filled with sandbaggers

So it’s not exactly easy

[mystic stream]

True not in open though

[warped vigil]

what is it?

[grim edge]

deep chess talks

[mystic stream]

I always play in open 🤣

[warped vigil]

don't you have to play in open?

[mystic stream]

Wdym quick, is that the regular rating?

[mystic stream]

I can play u2300

[lean bolt]

Open has the least sandbaggers because there’s less incentive to sandbag because no matter how much you sandbag a GM is probably winning that event

[warped vigil]

so basically yes

[mystic stream]

My uscf is only 2240 yk

[warped vigil]

"only"

[mystic stream]

Compared to the big dawgs

[lean bolt]

You could be 2400 if you played real openings

[mystic stream]

Idk. Maybe cus I prepare and stuff so I don't mess up in opening 🤣

[warped vigil]

us poor 1900s

cause I don't take my cc seriously - play games late at night, chat on discord, etc

for example I play 1-minute games and chat here at the same time

[obsidian peak]

guys what do I do in this position

[warped vigil]

anarchychess

and i take my uscf realllllly seriously

[grim edge]

Anyone like 2000 on chess I will dm you

[warped vigil]

me

[lean bolt]

You usually have enough time for some light prep before a round

Pairings are typically out 30-60 minutes before the round

[warped vigil]

not in cca tourneys tho

[obsidian peak]

mangum carlston

[lean bolt]

FIDE rated events mandate pairings to be out at least an hour before the round starts, i believe

[warped vigil]

tell that to Goichberg

[lean bolt]

And any worthwhile tournament in the US is dual (both fide and USCF

[warped vigil]

cause world open pairings were out 15 minutes before round

[warped vigil]

lots of nice ones are just uscf

smaller ones

[lean bolt]

Most decent players have at least a few games on chessbase database

[mystic stream]

Source

[warped vigil]

whats decent

[lean bolt]

I’m not even that good and i somehow have 80 games on chessbase which is stupid

[mystic stream]

And if I know I'm playing balck next I will prepare my lines for balck etc

[warped vigil]

2-3 years i think

[grim edge]

!help

[grim edge]

How old are you?

[lean bolt]

Idk, class A? (1800+)

uscf

[warped vigil]

thats kinda personal..
16

oh man dgt games are so fun

[grim edge]

Mb I just mean like cuz I’m young I wanted to see if I could be 2000 soon

[warped vigil]

oh np

[grim edge]

where do i make the !help command?

[grim edge]

Do you think you’re gonna be a gm?

[lean bolt]

Nah chessbase database has a ton of games by shitt tier players like me in non fide events but games were broadcasted so there’s that

[warped vigil]

nope, im aiming for nm in 2 years

then i quit chess

[grim edge]

WhT do you need for nm?

[lean bolt]

I’m aiming to be MVL level by 2033

So I have 10 years to become world blitz champion

[grim edge]

How do you become nm

What’s uscf

[astral grove]

lol good luck

how old are you

[mystic stream]

W

[lean bolt]

43

[astral grove]

💀

[lean bolt]

I Can do it my friend told me to believe in myself

[warped vigil]

2200 uscf

[true thistle]

I believe in you lil bro

[astral grove]

true 2700 is easy

[grim edge]

What’s uscf

[astral grove]

us chess federation

[grim edge]

nm isnt worth anything go for fm

Oh so how do you register your elo to them

[true thistle]

any title is worth something

[mystic stream]

stop the cap we know ur 69

[grim edge]

nm is only like respectable in the usa. fm is international

[astral grove]

also to play titled bullet arenas

[mystic stream]

im going to win moons rapid tournament and get 125 dolalrs

become GM. get into harvard EZ

[grim edge]

not saying nm is not verd strong

[lean bolt]

Lmfao good one

[grim edge]

What do you need to be gm

[mystic stream]

are u kidding me right neow, no recon phantom

[astral grove]

2500+ fide and good tournament results basically

[grim edge]

Damm

is there a channel where you can find study partners or playing partners?

[mystic stream]

#💬〡chess-talk i guess

[grim edge]

I recently hit 1k elo ik openings shouldnt be a concern at my elo but i want to learn 1 for white and 1 for black js to know how to start my games, yall know any that dont got too heavy theory

[grim edge]

London is easy and kings Indian is nice for black

[pine bison]

london is illegal

[grim edge]

Any tactical openings with white? I dont rlly like positional stuff

[mystic stream]

que

[minor gazelle]

how do I get trough the 1200 elo period

[mystic stream]

ucm?

[polar imp]

If you just want a tactical opening with no theory then just follow the principals, 2 central pawns castle and develop

[grim edge]

I mean im willing to study but i dont want crazy shi like ruy lopez that has 20 deep lines

[polar imp]

I personally prefer theoretical/openings like the Sicilian and the Italian

[pearl plinth]

hello good morning

[grim edge]

anyone wanna do some tactics together?

[polar imp]

Learn the Italian, great opening and can get far by knowing nothing tbf it brings a knight bishop and a central pawn out

[grim edge]

Aight

[uncut nexus]

Hello

[warped vigil]

sicilian is not positional

[tropic plaza]

When did sici became positional

[maiden mesa]

You just listed 2 non positional openings lmao, especially the Sicilian

[grim edge]

any title is respectable

i never liked arena titles anyways

[polar imp]

Whoops🗣️

[warped vigil]

I've got a title!!!!!

[grim edge]

your completely right i didnt mean it like that

[polar imp]

I will not argue with someone 800 elo higher than me

[warped vigil]

I'm a titled player actually

[grim edge]

also @grim edge !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

enjoy ur time here

[warped vigil]

USCF 1st catagory player

[grim edge]

😄

[grim edge]

Bro gave up

[warped vigil]

which doesn't mean anything

[grim edge]

/account

[polar imp]

Man I’m 1300 he’s like 2200 I think

[grim edge]

Who u talking abt

[warped vigil]

im only 2000

[warped vigil]

why not?

[grim edge]

Also idk if u knew but 2200-1300 is 900

[warped vigil]

just cause im higher rated doesn't mean I'm right all the time

[grim edge]

Just wanted to let you know!

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[polar imp]

I’m guessing what elo he is It’s 2000-2200 so I went on the higher end

[warped vigil]

im 1700 bullet

[polar imp]

Ultimately your without a doubt more experienced

[warped vigil]

...and?

[polar imp]

I’m like 900 bullet I don’t touch it

[grim edge]

Bro is 🏇🏇

[tropic plaza]

[drowsy crane]

OH GOD LETS GO I DID IT 1000 ELO!!!

[warped vigil]

CONGRATS

[polar imp]

Well done🙌

[drowsy crane]

Thank you

After 3 months I did it

[maiden mesa]

That’s one of the most satisfying goals I’ve had so far, congrats

[grim edge]

connected

[drowsy crane]

Thank you

[warped vigil]

1k is a big milestone

[grim edge]

anyone wanna do some tactics together?

[warped vigil]

i would but im supposed to be doing hw

[true thistle]

Proper showin' off better than everyone but thats it lad

[maiden mesa]

1252 now, do you think I can get 1300 in august

[warped vigil]

totally

[frozen sleet]

I'm tops no doubt 🤦‍♂️

[minor gazelle]

isn't this month august?

[maiden mesa]

Cool, I climbed like 150 elo in the last 2 weeks

[maiden mesa]

Yes

[warped vigil]

1252-1400 is possible in 2 weeks

[maiden mesa]

Possible if unlikely

But 48 elo is doable I think, if not by this month then by next

[frozen sleet]

Dead sure 'e knows it all smarter than yall

[maiden mesa]

What?

[frozen sleet]

you knows you's a show off mate

[maiden mesa]

Huh? Why would I brag about being 1250

[warped vigil]

nothing is braggable below 2400

[tropic plaza]

Yeah like 1250 is not an elo to be an showoff

[maiden mesa]

Yeah, I’m not showing off my mediocre to bad elo

[frozen sleet]

Calm down if you reckon your all clever giving advice mate.

[warped vigil]

what're you?

[grim edge]

i can show off im 1800 chesscom elo

[frozen sleet]

?

[warped vigil]

what are your ratings

[frozen sleet]

2200

[minor gazelle]

I smell a 700 elo player

[warped vigil]

1800 isn't braggable imo

[true thistle]

Nah mate I reckon I catch a whiff of a mucky rubber ducky

[warped vigil]

2400 is braggable

[lapis lava]

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

[grim edge]

of course not haha

[minor gazelle]

it is that's a class A player right there

[maiden mesa]

What are you on

[warped vigil]

class A is bad

[maiden mesa]

Show account lmao

[grim edge]

i was kidding 1800 is good but nothing special

[minor gazelle]

it is

[grim edge]

ur making feel really bad😩

[warped vigil]

we all suck imo

[tranquil zenith]

No! I've neglected my chess because of college what do I do?

[warped vigil]

sorry

[grim edge]

now ill crush some 800s to feel better

[maiden mesa]

I’m 300 elo ngl

[frozen sleet]

I'd batter the piss outta all of yas

[fast kiln]

I’m 950 elo haha u suck @grim edge

[warped vigil]

no you wouldn't

[fast kiln]

hahahaha

[frozen sleet]

im higher rated ☠️

[fast kiln]

you suck at chess JAJA

[maiden mesa]

Send your account my guy, you def smell like a 700

[viral epoch]

Antonio 🌈

[warped vigil]

no you're not

[fast kiln]

mitzu 🌈?

[grim edge]

a 2200 wouldnt act toxic like that

[hard gale]

yo guys what do i do white to move

[viral epoch]

Yes

[warped vigil]

fr

[frozen sleet]

What's yer rating, mate

[viral epoch]

Mitz

[warped vigil]

2040

[grim edge]

kd6

[lucid sedge]

My next vacation has to be ram ranch

[frozen sleet]

2190 is mine blow seed lad

[warped vigil]

send ur account

a 2k would be linked by now

[hard gale]

ok thanks

[frozen sleet]

joined 5 mins ago donkey

[tropic plaza]

His just trolling ignore him

[frozen sleet]

im really a 2190 stupid

[warped vigil]

ik but i like to troll back

[hard gale]

ye got it thx

[maiden mesa]

This troll is annoying asf lmao

[warped vigil]

no you're not

[fast kiln]

yeeeees

[tropic plaza]

Just ask him where his t’s and go on with your life

[frozen sleet]

I am and you're crap

[warped vigil]

no you're not

[fast kiln]

he’s prolly 2200 cuz it’s not crazy impressive

[warped vigil]

this is fun though

[grim edge]

solve them by yourself mate and take some time if you cant get it right away

[fast kiln]

like I’m ~2200 and I don’t think I’m good at chess lol

[frozen sleet]

I'm finna join and if you want I'll give your cheeks a clap

[warped vigil]

2101...

[latent pebble]

They are basically peak 2200

[fast kiln]

Ok look I’m drained rn

[grim edge]

discord.gift/Udzwm3hrQECQBnEEFFCEwdSq

[warped vigil]

ya just not ~2200 atm

im tilted too

[fast kiln]

Omg twins :3

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> wins

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2096 (peak)
Blitz: 1686 (peak)
Bullet: 1808 (peak)

[warped vigil]

2192 peak hurts

[latent pebble]

2192 is literally 2200

[grim edge]

Don’t play chess for one week

[lucid sedge]

Who

[fast kiln]

HOW DO YOU HAVE IT SO IT ONLY SHOWS PEAK

I WANT THAT

[latent pebble]

By peak sitting

[lucid sedge]

What is happening

[tropic plaza]

Play one game now.

[grim edge]

guys i lately won a group in a tournament and got a nice trophy and 200€. wanna see the trophy?😎

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 982 (985 peak)
Blitz: 370 (413 peak)
Bullet: 480 (498 peak)

[lucid sedge]

Yes

[latent pebble]

Yes

[tropic plaza]

Its alr be 2100 today, its now or never

[grim edge]

oh i cant show nvm. ill dm you

[lucid sedge]

That sucks

[frozen sleet]

I was just a 2200 only a wee day back

[warped vigil]

let's pla @frozen sleet

[tropic plaza]

Play now pixel and take your time dont stop until ypu reach 2100

[grim edge]

could you send me a fr i cant message you

[lucid sedge]

How is everyone here 2000 elo while I'm 900 rn

[ruby rain]

Chess 💯

[hard gale]

yo people what should i do white to move bout to hit 20 in a row

[frozen sleet]

dmd lad

[ruby rain]

I think u have m2

[grim edge]

queen b5

[hard gale]

ye i thought so lemme try

[fast kiln]

Qb5

[lucid sedge]

Queen b5

[ruby rain]

Does this mean I have 4 greats/brilliants

[fast kiln]

Queen to the square b5, delivering a check

[lucid sedge]

Then mate

[ruby rain]

Only 56 counted things

[hard gale]

Qb5 worked do i go Qb7 now

[ruby rain]

60 moves

[grim edge]

but dont post your tactics here guys solve them yourself whats the point

[hard gale]

do i go Qb7

[fast kiln]

Most based chess player

[fast kiln]

yeah

[hard gale]

oke

[lucid sedge]

Queen b7

[fast kiln]

Premove Qd7

[warped vigil]

watch me play @frozen sleet

[hard gale]

lezzz goooo thanks people i got it right

[grim edge]

true

[hard gale]

lol i got the next one wrong

[grim edge]

i make quality memes

[fast kiln]

Be me. Play 4 openings in total

[lucid sedge]

Relatable

[grim edge]

if i had to guess you moved to fast and didnt take enough time🙃

[ruby rain]

Can someone review a game for me

[astral grove]

yeah i agree, online rapid ratings don't mean much tbh

[fast kiln]

I’m off to college on saturday

[hard gale]

ye

[regal lynx]

blitz means less

[hard gale]

BRUH i throwed the last three atlest i got achievment for getting 20 in a row

[regal lynx]

but i agree to an extent in the sense that your rating could be a huge overestimate or underestimate

[astral grove]

blitz is entirely for fun yeah

[grim edge]

f6 u mean

[hard gale]

ye i re did da puzzle

bruh i got the achievment killer knight but i don't know when i got it

[grim edge]

not really f3 is 3 squares below f6

[lost dust]

Anyone play chess

Under 600

[torpid lintel]

Thanks :)
Also you send this message at 3:13 I was sleeping xD

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[torpid lintel]

No, it's 7:39 am

[mystic stream]

Lol

[warped vigil]

These guys are funny

[torpid lintel]

It's 15 August here :) what about you?

[warped vigil]

the guy is going on about exposing me for cheating

[candid fossil]

just played a game with my little brother, guess what my actual rating is (Im black btw)

[grim edge]

@grim edge searching my name moment 💀

[torpid lintel]

That's mean I live in future!

[grim edge]

12000

[warped vigil]

<@&745328830649991179> plz ban @frozen sleet for cheating accusations

[candid fossil]

12k thats generous lol

[frozen sleet]

he did cheat vs my friend.

[torpid lintel]

[pine bison]

please dont ping mods for that

[frozen sleet]

I have proof.

[grim edge]

pain can i show you something funny?

[pine bison]

sure

[torpid lintel]

Hello !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[warped vigil]

sorry

[grim edge]

LMFAO

[candid fossil]

im 1000, just goes to show how messed up elo predictions are

[pine bison]

choco milk

[torpid lintel]

Let me search my name :)

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

#SERVERMODS

not to @ ez

[frozen sleet]

this guys rep is done! he cheated vs someone with 1/100th of the games he had

and posted his full name! what an idiot!

[warped vigil]

[pine bison]

stop accusing, justt report and move on

[candid fossil]

I seached my name, didn't expect for it to be like this lol

[frozen sleet]

im not accusing I am calling him out for it because I did this with the intent to catch a cheater.

[grim edge]

nah 4 enough

[torpid lintel]

#〘📝〙rules just report them in games chess.com will take a look

[frozen sleet]

its not on chess.com

[grim edge]

blud spammed the entire chess.com reactions

me frfr

[candid fossil]

exactly my point

im like 1000 and elo prediction gave me 2300

bro what happened why is chat so dead now

[grim edge]

hi

[candid fossil]

yall were spamming 2 minutes ago

even tho its not accurate I (and everyone else) will still use it to reassure themselves they're good even tho they're waaay worse then the prediction

yea

[rose thunder]

average 2000 elo game according to 2000s

[torpid lintel]

Is that possible? 👀

[candid fossil]

the accuracy? yea I've gotten the emoji face thing (when I was trying to play my worst ofc)

[torpid lintel]

Oh okay!

[latent pebble]

vip congo

[torpid lintel]

Thanks!

[hasty iris]

i have diamond but not this unlocked

[minor gazelle]

453

[tropic plaza]

Idk why i keephanging mates on winning pos

[grim edge]

@viscid jacinth Happy Independence day!

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 2341 (peak)
Blitz: 2081 (2100 peak)

[stuck kestrel]

the entire world isnt america

[glacial halo]

@heavy swallow why’d ya leave bozor

[stuck kestrel]

He is indian

anyway i gonna go to scul

bye

[glacial halo]

Average americant

[heavy swallow]

I told him not to tell

Don’t matter

[glacial halo]

who’s him

[heavy swallow]

How else would you know I left

[restive storm]

💀
(Thanks @grim edge )

[glacial halo]

No one

doggin got banned again

So come back

[heavy swallow]

That’s not why

[torpid lintel]

!welcome :) if you want you can connect to get full access to this server :)

[stable jungle]

Hey @heavy swallow, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[heavy swallow]

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Tf

Cant send gif

[grim edge]

not trusted

[glacial halo]

https://tenor.com/view/wano-luffy-haki-gif-18765093

[heavy swallow]

No

[heavy swallow]

Gear 5 better

[grim edge]

I like using a 6 volt battery on my tounge

[heavy swallow]

Fr

[glacial halo]

i hate trusted role

But i like the color red

so i’ll take it

[heavy swallow]

Reminds me of doggin but he hates a lot more

[torpid lintel]

Okay

[pine bison]

blue

[heavy swallow]

Thanks for the offer tho

[heavy swallow]

Not even a good blue

[heavy swallow]

That’s old man blue

[pine bison]

take that back

[heavy swallow]

No

[glacial halo]

I want poorple

[glacial halo]

bro got faded jeans blue

[heavy swallow]

That’s a ugly ass blue

[latent pebble]

wack ass colour

[heavy swallow]

[green jungle]

it drops on your head.

[heavy swallow]

What even is the blue name for

[green jungle]

superiority

[heavy swallow]

Cant be good it’s a shitty color

[heavy swallow]

Damn they screwed yall over

They gave y’all a shitty blue

[pine bison]

its the mod blue color idk

[heavy swallow]

Nah

Mods shoudl always be green or cyan

[latent pebble]

Dark green for senior moderators

lime-like for mods

[heavy swallow]

Nah dark blue or purple for head mods

[pine bison]

red for peasants

[latent pebble]

ew

[heavy swallow]

I got pink

[heavy swallow]

I joined 3 months ago

I just don’t talk here

[pine bison]

and you still didnt connect

[heavy swallow]

This place mid

I could care less about a name color

[pine bison]

you are here right now

[heavy swallow]

Revy pinged me

And I hate leaving conversations mid conversation

[mystic stream]

hehehaw

[zenith eagle]

hi

[pine bison]

[latent pebble]

Don't huff paint thinners

[heavy swallow]

Oh did you hear Starky got rid of discord

[latent pebble]

neat

[heavy swallow]

Because of brilliants hurting his mental health or some

I also don’t talk here because the first person I met here was homophobic

[rose thunder]

is that a problem..?

[heavy swallow]

I mean to me it is I like men so idk about others

[rose thunder]

i see

[heavy swallow]

Also why the name colors here so shitty

I cant even read your name

[rose thunder]

its a reaction role color

tbh teal looked better

but this is easier on the eyes

[clever lily]

R

U'

[heavy swallow]

Actually I kinda wanna out the homophobic girl Ngl

[rose thunder]

im not gonna continue about the homophobia talk, i will 100% be muted again

[clever lily]

S'

[heavy swallow]

What did you do ?

[clever lily]

U'

S'

[rose thunder]

be homophobic myself, but i dont make it my entire personality

like if ur gay, thats cool do what u wanna do

[heavy swallow]

If this was Gotham city

[rose thunder]

i dont have a problem

[heavy swallow]

You would be executed

[pine bison]

bruh

[rose thunder]

yeah i saw that link

[clever lily]

I once pasted a link here

[rotund ibex]

Please let me do it not my

[pine bison]

no

[narrow dune]

no

[rose thunder]

self promotion

[rotund ibex]

Why

[clever lily]

Of a chess game

[pine bison]

#〘📝〙rules

[latent pebble]

I don't think batman

[rose thunder]

no posting links that dont lead to the chess club

[clever lily]

Reddit clunuc

[pine bison]

[rose thunder]

is the best emote change my mind

[pine bison]

[swift grove]

[clever lily]

L=gun

[rose thunder]

[swift grove]

[clever lily]

😄

👋

[swift grove]

[pine bison]

[upbeat viper]

time to TO

:)

[rose thunder]

🚫

[upbeat viper]

do you want one too ?

[rose thunder]

no

[trail geode]

someone vs me chess

blitz

blitz

[rose thunder]

i quit chess for like a week

for losing to 950s

so no

[upbeat viper]

bullet

[slim loom]

Hi

[rose thunder]

i may be as good of a bassist as u are a singer someday bast 🔥

[slim loom]

Hello

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> n081l

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Rapid: 779 (peak)
Blitz: 400
Bullet: 541 (peak)

[pine bison]

busy

[slim loom]

/profile @grim edge

Oh my

How to get trusted

[stable jungle]

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[hard gyro]

Good morning guys

It was my first night in a PG 🫠

Paying Guest

[upbeat viper]

I feel that

[hard gyro]

Kind of like shared rent.

I have to live in a flat with 3 unknown roommates till College ends

I miss my family and friends so much 🫠

[upbeat viper]

okay

1800 bullet ✅

so pretty ratings

[rose thunder]

for me, what should be 1100 is 1050

[mossy comet]

i love the wrm v9

[true thistle]

French? Load of bollocks I'm a proper genius

[upbeat viper]

tilt ?

50 ratings isn't much

how come you're 1k2 blitz but only 1050 rapid ?

[rose thunder]

i lost 20 elo in 2 games

i dont play much blitz btw

so i kinda left it there lmao

[upbeat viper]

with 1k2 blitz you should aim at 1k4 rapid mini

[grim edge]

Hello all

[rose thunder]

rapid huh.

[ionic tangle]

take a break, i went from 1140 to 1050 last time

[rose thunder]

im already on my break

[upbeat viper]

good

:D

[pine bison]

was busy winning these gains

whats up @grim edge

oh oof

[ionic tangle]

dont take too long tho, your gonna end up like me who went insane from the very brutal tilt

[rose thunder]

i decided ima take a week off, i think today is like my 3rd day

[ionic tangle]

i dont recommend taking a month of break

[pine bison]

tilt moment

[frozen sleet]

lads is someone der?

[ionic tangle]

pain

[frozen sleet]

says im connected but cant speak in the telephone

[ionic tangle]

whats your worst tilt that youve ever gotten

[mossy comet]

I LOVE THE WRM V9!!

[torpid lintel]

Next time I will not premove in rapid again

[rose thunder]

i can improve but chesscom matchmaking system doesnt allow good mental health

[mossy comet]

premoves in bullet 👍
premoves in blitz 👍
premoves in rapid 💀

[ionic tangle]

start premoving in bullet and i guarantee you ur gonna be good at premoving in rapid 💀

[mossy comet]

premoves in daily 😱

[torpid lintel]

I blunder my rook because of premove

[ionic tangle]

damn thats an entire story right there

[torpid lintel]

xD

[mossy comet]

Back down. Give up. -Nick AAHHHHH 30

[pine bison]

tilt arc

[ionic tangle]

the results are definitely not gonna end up in u missing a free piece and getting your pieces munched

[upbeat viper]

my chess life

but now I'm okay

[pine bison]

real

[upbeat viper]

peak everywhere

[mossy comet]

yesterday.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 1850 (peak)
Bullet: 1806 (peak)

[mossy comet]

someone got the 2x2 NR at my competition and i was in their group

[rose thunder]

"hehe funny disk go up down up down leap frog hehehe"

[mossy comet]

Never, Never. -Nick 0

[grim edge]

?

[ionic tangle]

chess.com boutta pair you up with a 2200

[mossy comet]

Checkers looks bland as a chocolate tbh

[ionic tangle]

it doesnt even check

[mossy comet]

Its gonna be some shitty chocolate paired with milk chocolate

however chess…

Chess has so many different flavors

[ionic tangle]

chess is the benchmark for genius

[torpid lintel]

this is what happened when i premove rook :(

[mossy comet]

You got the regular milk chocolate, absolutely tasty

[grim edge]

I prefer Dark Chocolate-

[mossy comet]

It has crispy rice inside the chocolates.

Also, the white chocolate doesnt taste mid. The white chocolate layer is very thin, so you have MILK CHOCOLATE INSIDE

[torpid lintel]

Yes I will try to not premove again 😅

[mossy comet]

And also you can get the chess chocolate orange!!

[grim edge]

wtf

[mossy comet]

i need to get a chocolate orange

[ionic tangle]

ur imagination is spot on

[grim edge]

👀

[drowsy crane]

guys something weird just happened

[grim edge]

Yea, be like hikaru

[grim edge]

what

[torpid lintel]

I will try that some day in 10 sec games!

[drowsy crane]

i was checkmated but the game didnt end look

[ionic tangle]

i can premove f3 g4

[hasty iris]

💀

[mossy comet]

im gonna premove the entire complete setup in an opening

[drowsy crane]

i was checkmated but the game didnt end and i ended up winning because the oponent left its a bug