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still very fun to do
just gotmy first draw ever š
yeah i mean for example the backrank checkmate if you see 2 pawns and a king in the corner, you know whats up
i miss my grandpa
neural activation
Iām sorry š¢
thank you
No problem.
sup guys
Sup
guys i have a secret tactic to getting more elo
i have only 4 category
just playing
only to ppl who are 1200-1600
theres a secret opening
Hi how r u
london system
ofc not
WANNA PLAY?
nimzo counters the hell out of it
sure
yuauy
its the **** opening
Itās called the evil opening
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sunshine all day
all i can say is it starts with a R
Rainbow
no
Hi
Hello guys
Hello guys
Sup
yo
Sup brah
Yo sup
Chillin
write on priv plsss
Legit !
When you have work tomorrow
Yah wbu
@timber frigate
Watching Justice League
Iām at the part where Superman wakes up
I lost this game with +14 š
Cool
THNKS
When he was fighting the team?
Yeah!
somone want to play my chesscom nick is ASAPROOOCKY
Yah one of the best part
100%
Yep
wow I'm not banned
Did you read the comics?
No I never got the chance to
Mine is Superman, WW, and Aquaman
I love the flash and arrow tv show
Cool they are all strong
Yes they are
W tv shows
W?
Yah
Do you mean winning?
Cell
Alright
Yes or no ??
Iām watching game of thrones
Legit
Yes
Oh okay šš¼
Femboy.
I didnāt watch this show
oh lol sorry
my brains are oozing out my earholes and nostrils
i can't reaed
Man Utd won his first league game?
how longcan an insta story be
I can only do one per day sadly too
First 15 in puzzle rush are ācan you ignore the bottom half of the boardā
i got 1050 by only using my brain lets goo
im terrible btw
7 blunders last game
But i won 
wanna play
i like getting smoked
the way money flies is crazy bruh i spent 100 dollars today like its nothing
r u alright?
Hi guys who wants to play
me
Okay message me
I have a job 
Send me invite
when am i getting my 1v1s
idk im just tired everyday somehow

Good luck my friend hope you make it big
sheeesh bro is gonna be that one kid who is HIM

Hi
How high does the chess rating go
Wt-
He's a GM? Dang, he must of got that title a while ago, or he's a GM OTB
<500? Lol
Balls
Bro he's like 70
This is true. You arenāt a chess player if you play online. Real chess players mail moves back and forth via carrier pigeons.
Baguette @upbeat viper comment allƩ toi
Hi Elliot

hey guys what do use for your back grounds in chess
yes
euh
my what
lit?
Default
I forgot how to speak French now I only speak Greek
background in chess
Kalimera
Hlo
u want the best one ?
Hru mate
arenāt you French ?
i mean yes
can u put ur own backgrounds in
ye
default one then
just go to settings, click themes click custom then just choose the background
But i won against a 1900 elo today that kinda makes me not that angry
Absolutely rambunctious move
@restive storm are you here 24/7 you must have a skull device/bot bruh no way
how
lol
el classico lol
go to settings then press themes and press custom and there u go
greetings jacey poo
can i call u doritos
Football?
yeah but then you would be mean
Idk
Oh I see Rxh7 at the end is really good
Death metal is the only music to play chess to
Guys
Yeah elliot arent you french question mark question mark
Has any of you watched the wizard of Oz?
I buffed my oc again
a cat
Btw elliot can i ask u a tiny question
hasnt everyone?
Why send a pic of a cat
whys that mean
If itās really tiny then sure
I'd rather you don't call me that
Watch Prophecy Cat 2. The Sequel.
https://youtu.be/pgq9pP988vk
I couldn't find a nice full version so I took a bunch of versions that I found online and mashed them together to create a nice long version with a proper ending. Cat Transcendence.
Music: Hans Zimmer - Mountains (Interstellar Soundtrack)
but thats ur name
why?
it's not
How did you get to where you are chess wise whats ur training regime

how do i say your name
I haven't but!
I was standing close to a guy and his ex and he pushed her in the rain
Then he said "I guess the wizard of Oz lied to me š" (in the wizard of Oz when the witch gets wet she dies
just call me doryetuos or dor
1+1 = 2
You think there is a formula to become good at chess?
Uhhh idk
1+2 = 3
how do i pronounce it
Good luck now you know everything
yeh??
1+1=1 actually
I haven't told people that yet
MASTER COME BACK
doritos!
EXPLAIN
no
ur trolling
What for 
EXPLAIN
guys i JUST FOUND mate in 3
I become radiant and u become 2600 on chesscom deal?
@midnight fjord Elliot varation
Awesome

deal
Bast you play val too?


But chess > valorant so donāt complain
I dont send for traitors

I am not enjoying thriller bark at the moment.
cosmos
Spin spin spin
I guess master elliot has forsaken me
U want it animated or what
you gotta play at least 1k hrs
Um anyway
favorite emote along with this one(
)



although im not sure if it counts cause i "found it" but i realized the whole thing was mate when it was mate in 2

Dawg you're really trying hard not to get laid
Wait I think I remember you
Cc emotes are underrated wow
how do you upload pics or stuff
Good for you
it's the Elliot
WHATS NEXT DAWG WHAT ARE U DOING TO YOURSELF
my oc can destroy 1,237,940,039,285,380,274,899,124,224 universes per second now since my last buff to it's power
like the french naruto
welcome to todays sponser raid shadow legends
custom upload at the top
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I also did everything u do now so i guess i cant say much
/trusted
I hated France so much I decided to spend years learning their entire language and culture just to hate them more accurately.
are you 2k ?
Soon

put this in your background its nice
Fr
i did that ;-; i think
@grim edge what do u want for a background
@grim edge did you
I want to pay someone to tutor chess to me
wanna play
you arrived 2 days ago
š¤£š¤£š¤£

I donāt play ppl much anymore cause they Smurf so much
;-; i suck
simple math
Is it tiring to be a moderator mister baguette @upbeat viper
2<5
im only 1050
naaah
What kind of background
ive been here awhile ..

Tfym any
ya but ur gonna crush me
ur rated higher
there is your background
Anime? Retro? Food?
Hm anyway, it was good saying hi here , good bye now back to holiday
bye Elliot
wait i was a member since 3rd and today is the 15 so technically i did
In a few years I gotta pause chess irl
u scared to play me
you joined the 12th
and how do you even speak in diffrent ways
days not ways
Bh2 and Bh3
how do even speak in diffrent days
Got some stuff to do before becoming GM
well
@midnight fjord YOU PLAYED NEMO IRL!!!! sicllian players are the scariest goddamnā ļø also have a great holiday
but damn actually epic

Youre kinda weird btw
like just hype
Thanks š¤š¤
bruh
doesn't need to be a streak dw
send the pgn at least
thats not a good thing what i said okay
nobody is boutta copy each move into a board
Yāall think magnus going to win tomorrow?
no draw
No idea
2.Qh4 
MOHIT IS A VIP BIG POG @torpid lintel BIG CONGRATS

Iām rooting for Fabiano haha
Scipio both elliot and noot noot failed me
You should care a bit
What?
bro said the c word
Me
NOT ME
Chess is beautiful
Anyone ever played any chess variations? Like a 4 person chess game.
Bro i tried
Because you just should
Same hahaha
Casey im sowy my dad enetered i shutted the pc
I need ur help almighty skippyscipio
Sowy
what
yes
Whos child is this
Mine
Bro who wants to play
meeeee
Are you in the Discord channels?
@old thistle i need a consistent training regime for chess
We have a cr and a coc channel here
Bro who wants to play chess plz
so?
MEEEEEE
pLZz
I am sorry i was just done grinding sooo
Do puzzles, play rapid games, analyze rapid games
How much ur elo
GROB GROB GROB
Both or which one?
both
I cannot grob i need to charge thy phone fellow grobber
400....
Plus watch some videos in the free time I guess
9%
THATS ALL?
We can play old school correspondence through letters
Hello all
Just like Henri Grob did in the 50s
Scipio ban him
This is the Chess.com profile of morbid1134. Take a look!
Name: Ethan Smith (morbid1134)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1802 (peak)
Blitz: 1443 (1461 peak)
Bullet: 1067 (1144 peak)
Tis I, Arch
I've crossed over
Send me ur adresse in ur dms and i send u mine
Well exchange letters
at your rating Yass, all I did was watching naroditsky, playing and doing puzzles
Pretty much yeah
nothing more
FINALLY AN ANSWER
fact is I never read any book entirely
Thank all mighty scipio and bast
and I'm starting my first books just now
what do you plan titling it
@upbeat viper how to make pain au chocolat?
but keep in mind that everyone's different and so don't compare yourself to others
Please do something significant in ur free time zax
If zax can be 2k then so can i
just keep studying and you'll eventually get where you want
Ill try my best
if frank can hit 1k you can hit 2k bro
i was out with my girlfriend, i bought my mom a few presents, i went to the gym for a few hours, i walked my dog, did my work/job and im tired to play chess so im simply ||bored||
Frr
i never seen someone hang so many M1s
Play dead cells
ill go take a shower instead bye
anime time
Guys can someone check
Wachu watchin
Oh you need recommendations
gUYS PLEASE
nah
Hold on
Okay
Yalla yalla yaho
Bro could u respond
We cant hear u dawg
Okay how to fix it
Bro ill come to ur house
Bro i know where u live
i got depression
KK gg
Would you come to me
I know whee you live
My knight in shining armor
I know where i live too dumbass
oh basketball is typing
Geta refund
Itās free on cable
Who even watched on cable nowadays
Lots of people especially the elderly
whos that in your profile
Ja
Especially the elderly indeed
Morant
Magnus Carlsen the world number 1
no
would you take the bishop?
||I did because its forced checkmate||
||but my immediate instinct was to trade queens and take the rook||
Yes
YOU!!!
nice
YES :DDD
they really played that huh
bros 2 elo
Noob question hereā¦. How TF does FIDE mean āthe international chess federationā what language is FIDE in?
CONGRATS
true im 2 elo
im minus 13 elo
Ahhhhhh
breaking 0 elo is a huge accomplishment youre so close you can do it!
Thank you so much. How did France get the luxury of hosting an international federation?
yo
ikr im working on it
Is the tournaments held in France?
yo
bruh i got banned for 20 minutes for aborting a private game twice š
Dang
what chess concepts other than openings, should i learn as a 1100 elo?
Cheddars, goudas, Swiss
š¤£
lol i typed it wrong
calculation
try not to be blind
Thatās a good question though. Iām around the same ranking and I too am trying to get better.
it will make you 1400
Basic Endgame concepts and middle game plans of ur opening
learning these 2 made me 2k in 7 months
how do i do this
play a lot of games or just solve puzzels
ok
I get tunnel visioned in a section of the board and prone to getting snipped by a bishop or queen lol
is it bad to play when youre tired or about to sleep?
maybe oshi no ko 
They say the best time to learn something is right before bed and as soon as you wake up
just play when you like to
it doesnt matter if you focus
we played, my rating is 1171
I watched Baki and now my brain is fried
sub
ok
imagine watching anime and listening to ppl talking English
sub anime
is that even possible considering how long the episodes are
fr, i watch anime in russian
Hello all
the more I watch Mushoku Tensei the more cringe I find it
Season 1 was good
but so far Season 2 disappointed me
are you guys talking about JoJoās Bizarre Adventure?
never watched it so no
guess how much this is
Bro what
Bro skipping parts of the episodes
I prefer sub
yes
hi
at least a dollar
money
Hello fellow masters
hi
This is the Chess.com profile of valeriethevaliant. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2151 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 1824 (1919 peak)
i got 2150 nice
gg
i just beat theory of everything in 22 attempts
where did u get it from
nice!
isnt that a movie
I need to buy premium again to be honest
no itās a level in gd
try beat toe 2 @sleek zealot
i got this 5 attempt clubstep run
i did /profile
i havent even beaten time machine yet kekw
Canāt wait for 2.2 tho
deadlocked is much harder than the other levels, iāve only beaten it twice in 6k attempts š
deadlocked is easier than clubstep imo
no way
I donāt blame you tbh, that last mirror portal part is insane
i beat clubstep in 5 attempts easily and the same run I couldnāt beat deadlocked in hundreds of attempts
how tho
thats what im sayin
probably the wave at the beginning and the last ship part
The wave at the beginning b crazy sometimes
I also beat theory 2 in 7 attempts
how
its the 70% wave part, i get there so many times and its so hard to beat it consistently
the rest of the level isnāt bad
Iām gonna try see if I can beat explorers when 2.2 releases š
Canāt be too hard right
OH HELLO I JUST BEAT TIME MACHINE WASSUP
I GOT SUPER LUCKY AT THE END I DONT KNWO HOW I DID IT BUT I DID SO WASSUP
lol
niiice
I got the coins on every level but I donāt remember them for most of the levels
šš¾
i remember the coins for the demons but toe2 coin #2 is so dumb
start with clubstep
Ight then
its hard to believe i beat xstep clutterfunk and toe before time machine kekw
yall think lichess puzzles transfer over to chess.com?
or does it mess with your pattern recognition cause the layouts are diff i been wondering
time machine genuinely gave me more trouble when i went through all of the levels on computer for the first time than any level besides deadlocked
it took 27 attempts for time machine but only 5 for clubstep and 7 for theory 2
i got 100 on simple walk
geometrical dominator be like
geo dominator is easy but you basically need to use practice mode for the memory part
otherwise really fun
oh btw i have i think 4 demons (again, before time machine and cycles)

meanwhile me struggling more on cant let go than xstep
Whats your Elo Guys?
nahhhh why ceiling talking again
Can anyone help me I don't understand something??
honestly cant let go kinda harder
2
Strong
ty ty
3.141
What
Hello, My name is Hackiru NakAmiruAmu The Third
I am 3500 FIDE rating and I like playing checkers and going on hikes
Gl
but I can not send photos
Woa Hakiru? Is that you? I'm Hukari...you're long lost brother
dm me the photo
nah cause me being 3500 FIDE is more believable than chess players playing checkers or going on hikes
i beat cycles
who that
its a geometry dash level lmao
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
I deleted gd
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS
i am officialy 1700 again on lichess
now i need to get back to 1700 in cc
:')))
how is this not mate?
wait
im still winning though
cause rook take rook then queen takes, then knight takes c 2 being a royal fok
ty
wanna play me?
@grim edge
i am 450
Lichess is fun too
Who wants to play me? I'm 1050 rapid
@steel latch wanna play?
i mean if you arent a super GM at the age of 16 are you even trying?
cmon you guys its simple its just like 2+2
tbh if u arent a gm by 16 u have little chance of doing much with professional competitive chess
bro can max see 4 squares at a time
tbh if you ask that question you dont have a chance unless you're like 10
gl tho
This is the Chess.com profile of cicciogamer69104666. Take a look!
Name: Marco Onnis (cicciogamer69104666)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1033 (1115 peak)
Blitz: 754 (924 peak)
Bullet: 520 (662 peak)
never back down never what?
what is that
send a link š«¶ @subtle nebula
why is the x not red
Ok here or dm?
dms š
i dont think it would help you
chess.com problem
cause its not aesthetic
it usually is tho
oh actually
I don't think so too, but we have to trust each other at trying times.
yeah be careful running your mouth lil bro
I saw what u deleted 
.
How many members does this server have btw?
are you guys dating or something
Wsg
I'm her coach
you could lowkey check that yourself by just typing discord.gg/chess.com
Coach me pls
No
didn't know that, thanks
no one here has a partner be honest
Why
Because, u don't pay me
talk for yourself
i beat my first 1000+ player :3
I'll think about paying
we are both partnerless
What's your rating are you good
No
Not really, I'm okay
Rating tho
actually I got a gf, we met in another less popular chess server
Tf
I think you'd be disappointed 
Pls?
what?
Traitor
Online dating?
1900 Peak 
yes
For rapid?
Not real
No, every tv
Aight
plus ur 800
Try me bro im higher than you
What's your rating š
Nm isnt that high
Do /profile
nah
see you can check yourself
no mouse
Lmfao
im not playing blitz or bullet on trackpad
Ur 1400
yes
Lmaooooooo
š
imagine elo shaming, also how long did it take you to get to 1400?
Imagine being 1400
4 months
And elo shaming
im about to hit 100 within the first 5 days of playing
100 is where you start
1000*
I love elo shaming
100 is the lowest possible rating
I MEANT 1000
what you got a problem with that mister nm?
how about age shaming
Stop elo shaming šš
i turned 13 last month and im 1400 ez pesy
doesn't matter what it is, I just like shaming in general
bro harrases everything
equally though
Lmaoooo
cool, kids are 7 and are higher rated than you
cool 3 year old kid declined a draw against anatoly karpov
its the same for all of us
IVE BEEN PLAYING FOR 4 MONTHS
When I was 13 I was 2500
and i have been playing for like 4 days
šš
did you know how to play chess before
or 5?
idk
a lil i was 800 when i started back in 2022 but then it got boring
haha
people be saying "i have only been playing for a few months and im 1000" meanwhile theyve played 10k games
Fr
Hmmm
people be saying "I have only been playing for a few months and im 1000+" meanwhile stockfish is 3800 elo like yeah it can get you to 1000+ easily
and did i ask? no you're going off topic noone cares if you played for 4 days
Only ur rapid is above 2k šš
you were both elo shaming AND age shaming man
that doesnt do anything with the days that YOU have been playing
But still
look at your bio its hard not to
I don't play rapid at all šššš
^
Bullet requires skill too
fast fingers?
the top bullet players are all the best GMs 
Mine is dead
I've beat some
meanwhile youd lose to hikaru if he was down a queen still 
Hikaru glazing
Not really
Fast fingers can be used for better uses
AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO for both of you
Playing against higher rated players is easy rating cuz you lose like 1 or 2
ight bro.
Lmaooo š
why the f#ck am i not getting the email
šššš
Get your mind out of the gutter, Iām referring to something like the piano
I'm 800 trust
the gutter sucked me in
i cant escape
im 3000 chesskids
Yessir
CCM (candnidate of the candinate masters)
bro beats kids (based)
fr
guys have you ever seen a turkish femboy/femgirl? its so rare to sight those
like i have travelled over 10 countries
š
mf ur 13 calm down
E
did you join discord on ur bdad?
no
BDAY*
a lil after that
im literally stronger than you
mf ruining his childhood š š
š
Fck, I thought u dipped.
im always watching you old man
elo harrasing is a form of military strategy
i have arrived and no one asked
no it isnt
Can u just lie to them and say that I coach u when ur still 1200 to boost my ego?
Gg@grim edge
i probably can
that is very true in different levels as true can be measured
but i wont
grandmaster balls came
gg
most boring game ever
I just want to praise u but nvm
hes 6900 fide
that is a factuall stament
better then stockfish
stop telling everyone my rating
5 miss is insane
yes
š¤Ø
you can praise me either way
might as well quit chess if I make 5 miss when I dont focus
Connect now
no
I don't got nothing from it so no
can you cheat in unrated games?
/connect
Smh
not yet
no, u have to make the other person aware that u are using assistance
i know how, im just not doing it
or else u will still get banned if reported
ahh shucks
/connect š¤”
august 14th rn,,, i joined august 10?..
what do you guys think about furries?
Lol
She will, I will make sure of that as her coach bet 
my dad is a furry
bro yesterday the chat was trying to lick magnus toes
lol
Haha
š
Huh
sirius
rip father figure
bro has a dog figure š
@smoky pebble 1v1
why
1v1 me
I'm bored
play randoms
why
e4 solos
No they kicks my ass
I know where you live
Fcking relatable
sounds like a skill issue
nah dw it was a draw against me trust.
congratulations
Iv been watching you
nah theyre surprisingly weak
cool
No because everyone is stupid and move their queen at move 2/3
What ur Wr?
Goddamnit!
idk
2000 rating š
this vid bounces doesnt it?
Im looking at you right now eating your dorritos and mountain dew
Mine is 44% Blitz 
How to get above 50
Lol
@grim edge ofc
i consume neither
wtf just happened to my screen
play more and play better
@lethal lotus what is your elo
i am haker
I've been playing for 4 years 
anyway my wr are 50-60%
30000
play even more
no I am
what?
I LIVE IN TURKEY SHAME ON YOU
Better than stockfish?
Idk, losing not really fun but I'll try my best
š
Geometry dash reference
Spaceuk
moments before disaster
play on lichess or chessorg
lichess is mid asf
Cheese org?
yes
You should take a screenshot and send it to your mom
No way š¤Æ
chessorg mid
why is this chat suddenly becoming geometry dash
im working on neutrabob after a few months
on what
Idk what a cheese org is
gelmetry dshs
But I'll check
How can i make this tree better
Da ruk
this is chess not minecraft
that is not a brillant move at all, easy to see
More taller
And da Queen
Add some wood and leaves
top 3
Buddy get out my discord serverš
probably but its still mid
Nd2 is bad
Nd2 vs e6 valid



