💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

tell me your secret >:( /j

[restive storm]

incorrect

[grim edge]

HI

[next raft]

bro un-scandi-ed me

you don't

can you stfu for a second

im tryna ask some sh#t

why is self analysis different than game review

[buoyant rover]

i feel very sick

[hushed shuttle]

xxarchxx: WHY
xxarchxx: I WAS
xxarchxx: ykw nvm
arch say hi the the chess.com server
in here tho
xxarchxx: huh
xxarchxx: how the f*ck  
xxarchxx: am i meant to say hi in the cc discord server
perfect thx
xxarchxx: and not say it in there
xxarchxx: WHA

conversation with command line discord 🔥

[next raft]

you will never defeat me if i never play

im not lmfao

that's my old lost acc

[grim edge]

:0

[restive storm]

ok I guess I can give the answer now
name: ||apparition||
function: ||shoots a wario head. If it hits a player, it does 35 damage, and blinds the player's screen temporarily with an image of wario||

[next raft]

yeah right

[willow agate]

800 puzzle but 400 rapid

[grim edge]

What's a low ELO player without some ego???

Nepo lost again

[next raft]

what do you expect i started in may

below 3000 ew

[restive storm]

level 3

[next raft]

says the one who trashtalks beginners

calm the f##k down lil bro 😭

[grim edge]

Unity you're being flamed rn

[next raft]

can't open it on my pc

show ss

[next raft]

i have to close this one and go on a new

😔

[grim edge]

lol

[next raft]

im not i've beaten 900s and 800s

i just play very few games

look at my total games

reply to any msg i sent that you think is toxic?

i was asking and you mfs think someone who has 1 elo less than you is bad

"if you play reti don't play crap'

i don't even play the thing

ok but i didn't ask that if it is crap or no i asked something else

anyways

ye i did bc i need answer, sorry if it was rude

[grim edge]

69% win rate in the last 3 months

[next raft]

ok so my question was why does self review say it is a brilliant and game review says a great move

[high ledge]

Yes, we should have a unrated chess match

[next raft]

isn't it the same engine

[grim edge]

Because engine doesn't actually have brilliants or these moves,just the best moves

They added brilliants and great moves just to make you buy the premium

[next raft]

💀 fr

[high ledge]

I clicked hold on

[grim edge]

Capitalism 😔

[next raft]

bc you are bad 🧌

[hushed shuttle]

😩

[next raft]

dw im even worse

imagine

[grim edge]

Hi

[hushed shuttle]

adsrfgdfhsfd

[next raft]

seethe

[hushed shuttle]

hai

[nova verge]

Hello

How are you?

[cobalt sluice]

nice

[grim edge]

Thank you for noticing

[neon gale]

If he takes, Qh4 then take the bishop ez

not hard to find tbh

[grim edge]

how are you bailey?

[cobalt sluice]

wait i thought their name was hailey

[neon gale]

but the other person can literally just play bishop takes on f6

[nova verge]

Tired tbh prolly going to take a nap around 3

[cobalt sluice]

ohhh that's why there's a 13 in your username

[grim edge]

aye sleep wel

[cobalt sluice]

it looks like a B

[nova verge]

It is a B

[cobalt sluice]

skill issue

[cobalt sluice]

ik

[nova verge]

Oh okay!!

[cobalt sluice]

[cobalt sluice]

anyways

send ip address

[torpid lintel]

It's normal take rest

[nova verge]

Nah loll

[cobalt sluice]

foul wench dare insult me? thou better seal thy mouth before i come over there and seal it myself foul beast! (nay homoeroticism)

not possible

if the first parts of an ip are 3

[torpid lintel]

Maybe you are tired now :)

[cobalt sluice]

the 3rd part will always be 2 digits

[neon gale]

Nice you spotted

I wanted to see if you knew lol

[cobalt sluice]

yes

[neon gale]

How tho

Where did you learn that

[cobalt sluice]

do not question my ways

[cobalt sluice]

🦉

[high ledge]

I was thinking on e5, but when u brought ur knight first my brain stopped

[cobalt sluice]

fellas, e4

[high ledge]

Ig i dont really know how to play in a "free" way

[coral quartz]

What you guys play against d4?

[torpid lintel]

I was watching your game for 10 moves :)

[cobalt sluice]

resign

[high ledge]

Flexible way*

[coral quartz]

Bro istg

[cobalt sluice]

hey, do not swear to the almighty god!

[coral quartz]

Ah soreh

[torpid lintel]

Queen gambit accepted or decline, slav defense , London and more!

[marsh hinge]

NIMZO

NIMZO BEST

[cobalt sluice]

seal thy mouth wench

[high ledge]

The way i play chess is similiar on how i study on exam, one different detail and i cant recall the principles

[cobalt sluice]

thou may be correct but thou is an annoyance to I

[torpid lintel]

Also good night all 💤

[high ledge]

Gn

[cobalt sluice]

goonight

[grim edge]

im still awaik

[cobalt sluice]

awake*

[marsh hinge]

i found the reti gambit its nimzo but white

i will be reti to destroy

[quaint saddle]

Chess players, man

[marsh hinge]

get it?

[grim edge]

srry man

[cobalt sluice]

man if things keep going this way i'm gonna gambit my life 🦉

[marsh hinge]

lol

[grim edge]

proud of him

[cobalt sluice]

destroy deez nuts

[split gorge]

hello my fellow non-trusted people

[cobalt sluice]

🦉

[split gorge]

what it's literally been 7 days WHY AM I NOT TRUSTED ADAKDAWDXAHDAIZC

[quaint saddle]

Yeah sure. Just weird saying it in the daily puzzle comment section

[cobalt sluice]

mfw be active for 5 different days:

[split gorge]

i've been active every day i've been in this server

[marsh hinge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i got countered

[cobalt sluice]

i truly am sorry evki, but it appears thou forces have switched their opinions on your ruling. it has been nice knowing thou...

[split gorge]

i just want trusted role 😔

the discrimination is breaking my heart 😔

[marsh hinge]

i used to rule the world

seas would rise when i gave the word

[cobalt sluice]

HAH, everyone look! it's a non-trusted!

[cobalt sluice]

now every morning i sleep alone

[split gorge]

i did you absolute buffoon otherwises why would i be complaining

[cobalt sluice]

sweep the streets i used to own

[hexed pecan]

Meanie

[marsh hinge]

music

I used to roll the dice

[cobalt sluice]

silence foul creature, for my antics are beyond your understanding

[split gorge]

shut up non trusted lol smhj

[cobalt sluice]

*don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it *

[cobalt sluice]

feel the fear in my enemy's eyes

[marsh hinge]

Listen as the crowd would sing,

[cobalt sluice]

now the old king is dead lol-long live the king

[split gorge]

u could've typed that in the time it took u to say "don't say it" 6 times

[marsh hinge]

One minute, I held the key.

[hushed shuttle]

aa

[cobalt sluice]

next the walls were closed on me

[wise musk]

next the wall

[marsh hinge]

And I discovered that my castles stand

[split gorge]

i wonder if we're gonna be in one of those discord-sings videos

[cobalt sluice]

were built upon pillars of salt

[marsh hinge]

(pillars of sand)

music

[wise musk]

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing

[cobalt sluice]

i hear jerusalem bells a-ringin

[marsh hinge]

Roman Cavalry choirs are singing

[wise musk]

Be my mirror and shield

[cobalt sluice]

be my mirror my sword and shield

[marsh hinge]

my missionaries in a foreign field

[floral patrol]

guys how is this a miss? i was able to take the knight after this, but if my opponent did the best move, i would still be up in material by a pawn

[cobalt sluice]

(music i think idfk it's been a long time since i heard the song)

[marsh hinge]

no

[marsh hinge]

For some reason, I can't explain

Once you'd gone, there was never, never an honest word

[cobalt sluice]

i know saint peter will call my name

[floral patrol]

for some reason i cant explain

[grim edge]

hello all

[cobalt sluice]

and that was when i ruled the world

[marsh hinge]

music

OOOAHOAHOAHO

OOOAHOOOAH

[floral patrol]

how does that win a rook? white can do Ke2

Ke2

[marsh hinge]

It was a wicked and wild wind

Blew down the doors to let me in

Shattered windows and the sound of drums

[cobalt sluice]

people couldnt believe

[marsh hinge]

what i've become

Revolutionaries wait

For my head on a silver plate

[cobalt sluice]

for my head on a silver plate

[marsh hinge]

oh who would ever want to be king

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringin'

[cobalt sluice]

I HEAR JERUSALEM BELLS A-RINGIN

[grim edge]

wsg

[marsh hinge]

Roman Cavalry choirs are singing!!!

[grim edge]

lemme join em

[cobalt sluice]

BE MY MIRROR MY SWORD AND SHIELD

[autumn dock]

https://play.chess.com/TBRwe

play with me

[marsh hinge]

My missionaries in a foreign field!

[autumn dock]

https://play.chess.com/TBRwe

[cobalt sluice]

MY MISSIONARIES IN A FOREIGN FIELD

@autumn dock

[marsh hinge]

For some reason, I can't explain!

[autumn dock]

meee

[cobalt sluice]

kick his ass pixel

[cobalt sluice]

I KNOW SAINT PETER WONT CALL MY NAME

[marsh hinge]

Never an honest word...

[autumn dock]

U just came into the server

[cobalt sluice]

and that was when i, ruled the world...

[past aurora]

qh4 wins rook

[cobalt sluice]

OOOOHOHOHHHHOHOHOHOOHHHHHHHHH

[autumn dock]

whyyyy

[marsh hinge]

OOOOOHOOHOOHOHOHOHOOHOHOH

and thats the end i think

[past aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-um-actually-nerd-actually-um-gif-26028792

[mossy vector]

Yooooo

[autumn dock]

okkkk

[mossy vector]

Wsup

[autumn dock]

i'm sad

[cobalt sluice]

i used to rule the world, chunks would load when i gave the word

[marsh hinge]

now every night I go stow away

[cobalt sluice]

hide from the mobs i use to slay

[mint valve]

@vital acornin

[mint valve]

rip

sry

[mossy vector]

Oh my god

[mint valve]

i was trying to ping admins

[marsh hinge]

@cobalt sluice ||fxxck|| this lets sing ||creeper aww man||

[mossy vector]

Danger

[marsh hinge]

@cobalt sluice creeper aww man

[cobalt sluice]

so we back in the mine

[mint valve]

my account got banned

[autumn dock]

https://play.chess.com/JcNux

[marsh hinge]

got our pickakse swinging from side to side

[mint valve]

bru

[cobalt sluice]

lmfao imagine

[mossy vector]

Oh so sorry create another one my bro

[cobalt sluice]

side side to side

[mint valve]

2000 elo

[marsh hinge]

this task, a grueling one

[mint valve]

💀

[mossy vector]

[plush ferry]

E

[cobalt sluice]

hope to find some diamonds tonight night night, diamonds tonight

[marsh hinge]

heads up

[mint valve]

@timber walrus

@fading roost

[cobalt sluice]

you hear a sound

[bright glade]

ping the mod role while you'[re at it

[high ledge]

And i lost to a CM that is basically loosing... to a CM

[lean owl]

Guys why is the sicilian good?

[bright glade]

the mod role is "Server Mod"

[marsh hinge]

turn around and look up

[mint valve]

oo

[bright glade]

if you really want to random ping, ping the people who will take care of you

u guys r useless

[mint valve]

i m trying to ping admins

[bright glade]

:)

[marsh hinge]

Total shock fills your body

[bright glade]

to do what? server mods are there to help you, not admins

[high ledge]

Just dont ping Albert

[mint valve]

trying to unban account

[bright glade]

you guys are only useful for having that special chat with mods

[mossy vector]

Ey wanna watch shorts on YouTube

[bright glade]

nop

[marsh hinge]

rip @cobalt sluice died

[cobalt sluice]

total shock fills your body

[marsh hinge]

oh no its you again

[mossy vector]

What do you prefer guys tiktok or youtube. I know that everyone will put tiktok

[bright glade]

neither

[cobalt sluice]

i can never forget those eyes eyes eyes

[mossy vector]

What???

Netflix

[marsh hinge]

Eyes-eye-eyes

[mint valve]

<@&745328830649991179>

[mossy vector]

?

[upbeat viper]

?

[cobalt sluice]

i froggert lyrics 😔

[mossy vector]

Ok

[green jungle]

Yt because I don’t like shorts

[high ledge]

Basting!

[mint valve]

i need help

[marsh hinge]

'Cause, baby, tonight

[bright glade]

no

[marsh hinge]

The creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again

[mossy vector]

You like girlfriend ah

[green jungle]

Ah shit here we go again

[upbeat viper]

is your chess.com account banned ? @mint valve

[high ledge]

@upbeat viper new emoji nice

[upbeat viper]

what username

[mint valve]

ye

[bright glade]

no?

[marsh hinge]

rip he forgor the lyrics

[mossy vector]

Ey I forgot are you a girl

[cobalt sluice]

the creepers trynna steal our stuff agaaaaiinnn

[bright glade]

im not

[upbeat viper]

username

[bright glade]

no, because i dont want one

[marsh hinge]

'Cause, baby, tonight

[mint valve]

abhraneelches

[mossy vector]

Ok but what do u love

[high ledge]

Fair reason

[bright glade]

working

[marsh hinge]

You grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again (Bolt again-gain)

[upbeat viper]

thank you, contact support and appeal if you get a second chance account

[mossy vector]

What me no

[cobalt sluice]

so run run until its done done

[mint valve]

how?

[marsh hinge]

till the sun comes up in the morn

[cobalt sluice]

brb gotta go do something

[bright glade]

theres no other reason

[marsh hinge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO rip

[bright glade]

i know my worth and what im doing and i dont need or want a gf

[lyric totem]

hello

[marsh hinge]

'Cause, baby, tonight
The creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again!

[lyric totem]

am looking for someone to play with

[marsh hinge]

the rest is trash

[high ledge]

Plus considering how society is rn, its better u not even risk

[mossy vector]

[marsh hinge]

mods what was our performance

[mossy vector]

[floral patrol]

youre making me cry, remembering captainsparklez

[mossy vector]

Look at this dude

[upbeat viper]

he is

:)

I was just gathering information

yk

😼

[marsh hinge]

captain sparklez

[bright glade]

there are decent people that i know of, but i just dont need or wanta gf, not that hard to understand

[mossy vector]

It's not good for health crying you know

[high ledge]

He got basted 😿

[marsh hinge]

mods how do you rate our performance

[floral patrol]

ive cried lots of times and im fine

[bright glade]

..how is crying bad for your health?

[high ledge]

True

[upbeat viper]

what performance ?

[mossy vector]

It gives you more stress

[marsh hinge]

we sung 2 songs with @cobalt sluice

[bright glade]

crying is a way of releasing stress

[mossy vector]

What

[floral patrol]

someone get @cobalt sluice a special role or something

[scarlet flare]

hi guys

[mossy vector]

Are you thinking that I'm stupid

[scarlet flare]

i just joined to say i got my first brilliant move

[grim edge]

hi

[marsh hinge]

LOL

[bright glade]

not at all, im just thinking you dont know what you're talking about

[high ledge]

Grief recovery center

[mossy vector]

Em I can explain

[mossy vector]

💀

[high ledge]

🥖

[digital pond]

Save money on therapy

Just stay at home and cry

[mossy vector]

Ey would wanna be friends with me guys

[mossy vector]

Oh thanks for the bread

[bright glade]

i know you're being sarcastic otherwise i would slap you through the screen

[grim edge]

no thank you

[digital pond]

wait he is?

[mossy vector]

Aryoooo

[floral patrol]

then watch the green mile. please do. i literally teared up

[bright glade]

humans cry, men are human, men can cry, men should cry if they need to

[mossy vector]

I'm not talking with you dude

[digital pond]

i was about to do some trolling to him

[marsh hinge]

guys is missing 2017 a disease?

[high ledge]

This Kek fridge lol

[bright glade]

☠️

[digital pond]

i am not disagreeing with this i thought he was being stupid mb

[grim edge]

i don't care

[mossy vector]

Ok why people are stress?

[digital pond]

life

[mossy vector]

Oh it's a joke

[mossy vector]

Ok

[high ledge]

[mossy vector]

It's human

[floral patrol]

i stress by the concept of death and what happens after that

[mossy vector]

💀

[grim edge]

don't think about that

[mossy vector]

[floral patrol]

so how do i get it out of my head?

[grim edge]

try to enjoy life without thinking about it

[high ledge]

I cried at avengers ultimato ending
But i wont spoil just in case someone still didnt watch

[mossy vector]

Yeah

[floral patrol]

yeah. im going to therapy every friday

[mossy vector]

Me I'm going to send drugs

[floral patrol]

doesnt that make it worse?

[chrome dragon]

how do i get flair beta tester?

[marsh hinge]

the best way of therapy playing nimzo i litreally used my whole life covering all the lines :D

[digital pond]

*plays e4

[bright glade]

join the chesscom beta club and ask a mod

[grim edge]

me

[bright glade]

me fr

[marsh hinge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ||fkin|| dies

[high ledge]

I never watched star wars honestly, but just by seeing some stuff its epic

[mossy vector]

Ok bye it was nice to talk with you guys

[marsh hinge]

adopt me dadi

[floral patrol]

me

[grim edge]

i'm not I lost my last account

[mossy vector]

Are you happy I'm leaving

[marsh hinge]

e

[mossy vector]

😩

[floral patrol]

ok so how do i start?

what's tc?

[marsh hinge]

bro no father is blocked

in this server

[bright glade]

yeah

[marsh hinge]

i have no father adopt me @grim edge

[floral patrol]

GMT-3, chilean time zone. it's currently the same as EST though

[amber carbon]

Me too

[marsh hinge]

NO FATHER GANG

[digital pond]

and he sacrifices

THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[amber carbon]

Da roook

[floral patrol]

wait is this a google form application?

[buoyant rover]

I want magnus carlsen get into a fursuit and hug me

[marsh hinge]

he SACRAFICES HIS VIRGINITY!!!!!

[amber carbon]

Yeyey da rooook

[digital pond]

everyone has their fantasies

[normal pebble]

Yo

[slow herald]

Hi guys.

[amber carbon]

Get your pride pawn role tbh

[grim edge]

hi

[slow herald]

I need Your help!

[floral patrol]

i remember trying to get my opponent to take my bishop so i could checkmate yesterday, but they realized the trap

[slow herald]

it's really mekes sense for me

[floral patrol]

whats going on?

[buoyant rover]

why

[grim edge]

I don't have an account

[amber carbon]

Damn lol

[floral patrol]

WAIT NOW I KNOW WHAT ADOPTION IN CHESS IS

[amber carbon]

Just get it

[grim edge]

@hearty dome self promotion

[buoyant rover]

no

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> self promotion

[digital pond]

and what about the million other genders? Don't you think thats offensive?

[buoyant rover]

chess

[upbeat viper]

@slow herald read #〘📝〙rules no promotion indeed

[high ledge]

Someone got basted

[floral patrol]

that and we do... a pawn role, a bishop role, a rook role

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[high ledge]

[normal pebble]

@grim edge play me

@grim edge play me

[buoyant rover]

ok i will

[glacial halo]

@stuck kestrel it’s time

[high ledge]

I know what ya mean, suffered from you an hour ago

[cobalt sluice]

pixelpath

[normal pebble]

@grim edge pls can we play 🥺

[obtuse citrus]

WHAT

[grim edge]

I am not afraid to use my chessinator against yall

[normal pebble]

No im not

I play what u want

[grim edge]

Play the creepy crawler

[restive storm]

colle 💀

[grim edge]

@grim edge whats a zuckertort

[gentle steppe]

#1140694372036391113

Someone halp

[humble oyster]

how do I remove the announcement pings?

[vagrant karma]

Exactly

There is no way

[humble oyster]

alright

[clear sequoia]

Use the /announcements command.

[grim edge]

anyone wanna learn chess from me >:)

me

[humble oyster]

I cant find a bot command channel

[grim edge]

wait r u korea?

yes

[vagrant karma]

Thanks a lot brother

[grim edge]

HEY my mom is Korean and I can speak a little bit of it

:O ..

like anyeonghaseyo?

[gentle steppe]

Yo doofus I need ur opinion in #1140694372036391113

[grim edge]

that makes it much more interesting

I think it means did you eat something or that

[buoyant rover]

just won a game in 1 move 😎

[grim edge]

'hello'

?

[nova verge]

Hello

[grim edge]

OH

[humble oyster]

hi

[grim edge]

anyways how much is the lesson ;-;

[nova verge]

$100

[grim edge]

Um

aw man I dont have 100$ i have 100 bucks :(

You can pay me if you want.. but free

jk im more poor than that i have 0 dollars

;-; sorry cant pay for it

[clear sequoia]

#👾〡albert-spam – but the /announcements command works here in #💬〡general-off-topic as well. It will only be visible to you.

[nova verge]

I’m broke 2

[grim edge]

🤷‍♂️ free

oh

[grim edge]

.

when can I start ;-;

[smoky pebble]

why

[nova verge]

I don’t give away services for free

[smoky pebble]

it doesnt sound like a good use of time

[grim edge]

send me personal dm

okay

[nova verge]

Neither does tripping

[gentle steppe]

Is reti good?

No

[clear sequoia]

Let's hear it!

[clear sequoia]

Any serious opening is good. Réti is obviously a serious opening, hence good.

[smoky pebble]

polish is great

[gentle steppe]

Apparently I want to be a good positional player and is reti a positional opening

[clear sequoia]

It's a bit dubious at higher levels and longer time controls, but yes, Polish is fine.

[cobalt sluice]

grob best opening 🗣️

[grim edge]

no swearing please

[smoky pebble]

what level like 2600

[cobalt sluice]

mb

[smoky pebble]

idrc

[cobalt sluice]

dobryk!

[gentle steppe]

I am suprised he didn't give the ans. In 2 paras

[clear sequoia]

Why do you want to be a positional player? That seems like unnecessary restriction.

If you restrict yourself unnecessarily, you can't possibly be better than somebody who doesn't do that.

Try the Réti. It's a positional opening, but don't play it because of that, play it because you like it.

[full robin]

Fabi and Hans are the best chess players

[clear sequoia]

Nah. I think you could play the Polish until about 2300 FIDE. At 2600 you're gonna get clobbered.

[grim edge]

coach boach roach

[gentle steppe]

Hmm I just wanna be good at positional play

[abstract edge]

caffeine overdose turning to hand twitches turning to fatal mouseslip blunder best experience

[cobalt sluice]

i am the best worst chess player 😎

[full robin]

Hans beat Magnus and made him quit the tournament

[smoky pebble]

i was talking about online elo but yeah about that

[clear sequoia]

Then pick up a book on it, do a course, analyze master or your or other's games in a group, that kind of thing.

[gentle steppe]

Sure so I have no idea what is the opening so I want u to take white and show me shit

[grim edge]

what is online elo compared to real elo?

[bright glade]

fun

[gentle steppe]

Ye I have some books on positional play

[restive storm]

@grim edge 💀

[abstract edge]

i lose all my advantage after exchanges

[livid shore]

or just watch gata kamsky

his streams are SO educational on positional play

[bright glade]

all that spacing

[gentle steppe]

Position things look cool to me

[normal pebble]

@grim edge do u play double fianchetto reti?

[gentle steppe]

Positional*

[cobalt sluice]

man you should really write a book

[bright glade]

idk what i would write in it

[marsh hinge]

first game with the reit

[normal pebble]

Ah I see, I normal play KIA

[abstract edge]

i put knight here and put bishop here and your position is gonna go boom

[marsh hinge]

i won

[cobalt sluice]

literally anything, uhh try "a guide on how to be an asshole"

[clear sequoia]

First, there are different time controls. Online rating (usually not Elo – Glicko-1 is used on chess.com instead) is usually blitz at higher levels, rapid at lower levels.

There are different rating systems. So chess.com blitz is different from lichess blitz.

FIDE Elo only applies to OTB rating, and the main FIDE rating (the one everybody talks about unless qualifying) applies to classical time controls, i.e. 90+30 and longer.

[marsh hinge]

@grim edge thank you

[bright glade]

i wouldnt know much about that

[cobalt sluice]

i do (probably)

[grim edge]

thank you very much for the detailed answer!

[cobalt sluice]

since i am one 😎

[marsh hinge]

so at cc we see everything more ez so irl is fide so OTB elo is FIDE

[compact pilot]

"Give a man a boomerang, he throws it and it comes back. Teach a man to boomerang, he boomerangs for life"

[bright glade]

mod said the L word 😱

[normal pebble]

Rating prediction on game review fuels me motivation

[abstract edge]

im like 200 rated otb

[marsh hinge]

im 100

[livid shore]

damn impressive

[marsh hinge]

jk i didnt apply for fide rating

[livid shore]

i’m hoping to get back to positive rating

[abstract edge]

i call knight horse

[livid shore]

at -35 classical rn

[marsh hinge]

i call queen madam

[grim edge]

I don't think that's possible

[livid shore]

it is 😞

[grim edge]

oh

[livid shore]

i would know

[abstract edge]

i call king fat dude

[marsh hinge]

i call rooks towers

[livid shore]

i call everything pawn

[abstract edge]

i call pawns bald people

[bright glade]

☠️ maybe i was too angry when writing this one

[livid shore]

it’s all the same to me

[marsh hinge]

i call hikaru dumb

[restive storm]

bro took 31. Rc5 personally

[bright glade]

KEKW

[livid shore]

well obviously 31.. Bd4+ causes him to spontaneously combust, i wouldn’t be happy either

[restive storm]

true

[livid shore]

personally i do not enjoy combustion

especially at the chessboard

[marsh hinge]

you made me learn the reti

[livid shore]

slid for von

[marsh hinge]

then i won games

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nimzonuf

This is the Chess.com profile of nimzonuf. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1448 (1510 peak)
Blitz: 1023 (1591 peak)
Bullet: 1041 (1220 peak)

[livid shore]

oh nvm you did that

[marsh hinge]

1444 to 1448

ez

[livid shore]

huge!

i wish i could see that much improvement

[marsh hinge]

yes ikr

[livid shore]

i have a question

who is everyone’s favorite indian player (not vishy)

[stuck kestrel]

virat kohli

[normal pebble]

None

Chess is chess after all

[livid shore]

wdym

i’m sure you enjoy some peoples games more than others

like rapport always has fun games

[thorn scarab]

Finally

Im back from the dead

ffs

[livid shore]

gg

[grim edge]

Yap yap yall yapping

[normal pebble]

Hell no

[grim edge]

For some reason im playing like shit

But still i am winning games?

[normal pebble]

Ur on tilt

Nvm

[cobalt sluice]

guys rate this fire book cover 🔥🔥🔥

[grim edge]

U can be tilted and win, its cakled being better

[normal pebble]

Chess.com is being nice with you but lichess is never nice 😭😭😭

[cobalt sluice]

what the hell is cakled

[analog mountain]

for my brazillian lads in portuguese speaking clubs I have closed my account

[grim edge]

somebody tell me how to get the master blunder or ill shoot with this gun ---> /-----

[grim edge]

Join cr or coc clan

[normal pebble]

You need to make 10000 blunders

[grim edge]

380 elo 💀

[grim edge]

what is cr and coc

[grim edge]

Crash Royal and clash of clans

OKAY

hello all

[analog mountain]

I enjoyed every single day playing chess and been part of it, but stucking at 900ish rating sucks and also lots of reports going unpunished made me realize that 1)I SUCK AND CHESS INST FOR EVERYONE 2)CHEATERS ARE GOING UNPUNISHED 3) Sadly I cannot keep playing something I love if i cant improve no matter how hard I try

[grim edge]

:D

i am 5 points away from 900

[analog mountain]

im still however, keep watching chess games

[grim edge]

Cheaters are getting punished ur just wrong on that

[buoyant rover]

not always

[grim edge]

Buddy a cheater under 500 is so obvious

It just takes a few days for them to get banned

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jerzam352

This is the Chess.com profile of jerzam352. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 520 (682 peak)
Blitz: 426 (1036 peak)
Bullet: 615 (642 peak)

[smoky pebble]

it should be taking minutes

[grim edge]

U gotta be doing something wrong cause getting better when ur at 300 isnt hard

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Poobis (athepoobis)

This is the Chess.com profile of athepoobis. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Poobis (athepoobis)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 400

[tulip scaffold]

How does 1 reset peak thingy

[hasty iris]

no cause fair play team does manual review

[grim edge]

U should get some braincells

I joined

Cause ur 2 braincells aren’t enough

[tulip scaffold]

I am no 1k in blitz

[smoky pebble]

fair play autobans

[grim edge]

but why do not have the blunder master role

[smoky pebble]

i have plenty, thank you

[hasty iris]

u cant ban someone based on stats alone cause it could be a GM secret account. they always do manual review for user reports

[swift panther]

NOO SCHOOL STARTED AND THE CHESS ROOM ISNT OPENN

[grim edge]

Apparently not

[smoky pebble]

they ban approved speedrun accounts

[calm plover]

cheaters are extremely rare at 900 it shoudlnt really be a problem

[smoky pebble]

on occasion

[hasty iris]

u cant autoban unless the stats are absolutely clear (happens sometimes where it's clear and a single report will result in an instant ban)

[smoky pebble]

proving that there is something automatic going o n

[grim edge]

Bc they lose they think someone is cheating lmao

[hasty iris]

but for most cases it's done manually

[smoky pebble]

i doubt that

[grim edge]

😭

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

i got a 94.9 accuracy on my game getting to 900+

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/85774165281?tab=review

[worn ice]

XxArch (903) vs. ANUBERDRIVER (870)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qe6+ 4. Be2 Nf6 5. Nf3 Nc6 6. O-O b6 7. d4 Bd7 8. d5 Nxd5 9. Nxd5 O-O-O 10. Ba6+ Kb8 11. Bf4 Ka8 12. Nxc7+ 

[grim edge]

its 12 moves buy

but yeah yuh!

[frosty mountain]

lmao

I just made an account and got a brilliant move in the first game

[maiden mesa]

how do i have a 10% higher winrate as black in the last week lmao

[runic canyon]

whatsup guys

[gentle steppe]

@grim edge thanks for giving me the basic understanding now il sleep and tmr il prepare for my competition and on 16th ig we will meet again

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> talking about self herm

[grim edge]

Low sample size

But both are really good winrates

[maiden mesa]

fair enough, im usually much worse at black so its confusing tho

[grim edge]

Maybe ur not doing that with black

[stuck kestrel]

According to depth 27 stockfish, ruy lopez and italian are both +0.3

[graceful lintel]

Sleep

[normal pebble]

Play me 🥹

[stuck kestrel]

no i gotta sleep

[normal pebble]

So do i

[graceful lintel]

Nvm

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[ancient bane]

Wait both of the candidates and world championship are next year

[graceful lintel]

Good night homies

[normal pebble]

It's only 9:53

[stuck kestrel]

10:54 pm for me

[graceful lintel]

It's 11:24 pm for me

I was studying bio now I'm done

Imma go sleep

[normal pebble]

You in kazakhstan

[stuck kestrel]

no

[graceful lintel]

Bai Bai cya

[normal pebble]

Tajikstaj

[stuck kestrel]

no

[normal pebble]

R u in a stan

[grim edge]

Eyepatch lives in ireland

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[normal pebble]

Kyrgyzstan?

[stuck kestrel]

where u get that from

[stuck kestrel]

no

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2023 (peak)
Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 2017 (peak)

[grim edge]

I made that up

okay anyways

[normal pebble]

Pakistan?

[spring solstice]

Quack quack

[barren viper]

Yes Pakistan

[spring solstice]

Happy independence

[stuck kestrel]

maybe

[normal pebble]

Cool

[timid wren]

are there any websites to know more about my chess.com stats
except time played and the insights website

[worthy flume]

@mystic stream gg ig you are quite stronger than me

[stuck kestrel]

who tf reacted with turkey flag

[grim edge]

Cole

[barren viper]

🫡

[stuck kestrel]

blud is spamming random flags thats crazy

[grim edge]

that korean flag is for my friend

[old wharf]

I connetced my chess account but I steel cannot talk

[barren viper]

@stuck kestrel whats your rating

[stuck kestrel]

its not independence day in korea tho smh

[old wharf]

does anyone know what the problem is?

[barren viper]

U

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2023 (peak)
Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 2017 (peak)

[grim edge]

it is

[stuck kestrel]

try again

[stuck kestrel]

bro what

[limber vine]

[grim edge]

;-; although from the korean goverment itself

[stuck kestrel]

north or south

[old wharf]

still

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Doomblast (doomblast262)

This is the Chess.com profile of doomblast262. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Doomblast (doomblast262)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 735 (743 peak)
Blitz: 396
Bullet: 555

[grim edge]

south

i believe?

idk I just researched it up

[vital magnet]

Any gays in the server?

[frigid wyvern]

Nice it worked

[barren viper]

Everyone

[grim edge]

why, are you gay

[old wharf]

I cannot talk

[vital magnet]

Sus

[vital magnet]

Who says I am gae

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> BEAV!SE (lunatic48)

This is the Chess.com profile of lunatic48. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: BEAV!SE (lunatic48)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1545 (peak)
Blitz: 1201 (1365 peak)
Bullet: 1199 (1297 peak)

[hardy temple]

bro

[grim edge]

i mean you asked if any people are gay in the server

[hardy temple]

I CANT TALK IN THE CHESS

[obtuse citrus]

ahh im back in 1400

[vital magnet]

So ?

[obtuse citrus]

wow that updates fast

[stuck kestrel]

connect ur account if u want to

[obtuse citrus]

the roles

[hardy temple]

Okay thanks

[vital magnet]

Hello my name is Saj I am from India

[stuck kestrel]

good job

congratulations

[grim edge]

so i thought you were gay and you were some creep looking for creepy stuff or somethin

[vital magnet]

We are the best at chess

[stuck kestrel]

no

[hardy temple]

Bro i cant stil talk

[vital magnet]

Yes we are we have the most GMs in the entire galaxy

[grim edge]

Just cause yall are 1 billion

[stuck kestrel]

source

[hardy temple]

Bro i cant still talk in the chat even tho i connected

[smoky pebble]

are you the best at ches though

[vital magnet]

Nah we just got good thanks to anand

[winged pulsar]

is chess.com dying rn

[grim edge]

no?

[last verge]

im highest rated in chat

[hushed shuttle]

hi arch

[smoky pebble]

idk sounds normal

[grim edge]

hiiii hru

[obtuse citrus]

no i am secret gm

[grim edge]

i bet i have the lowest elo here

[vital magnet]

What's your fide rating

[hexed pecan]

U sure about that?

[last verge]

not fide rated

[hushed shuttle]

bouta be sad

[smoky pebble]

no you arent unfortunately

[grim edge]

is it what i think it is?

[last verge]

all u just joineds😭😭

[vital magnet]

Ok then I am the highest rated in chat

[hushed shuttle]

idk

[last verge]

connect ur damn accounts

[last verge]

whats ur cc rapid

[vital magnet]

No

[obtuse citrus]

lmao yeah

[hushed shuttle]

u connect ur damn account

[smoky pebble]

whats your fide

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ffkdkdbd

This is the Chess.com profile of ffkdkdbd. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 437
Blitz: 415

[last verge]

u dont count

[smoky pebble]

why

[vital magnet]

What's yours

[grim edge]

you can talk to me abt it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xxarch

This is the Chess.com profile of xxarch. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 892 (903 peak)
Blitz: 844 (990 peak)
Bullet: 676

[full robin]

Chess speaks for itself - Hans

[smoky pebble]

~1750

[last verge]

no positional evaluation skills ans u can't do puzzles

[smoky pebble]

im still underrated sadly

[vital magnet]

Cap

[last verge]

because i dknt play

[grim edge]

if anyone can be lower than this ill give you a present

[obtuse citrus]

guys i am 2600 fide

[vital magnet]

Cap cap cap and cap

[obtuse citrus]

no is true

[last verge]

i am the strongest player in chat

[grim edge]

Damn ur almost 1

[neon musk]

[grim edge]

I just won a game with 16 blunders

[vital magnet]

Yeah but your dad isn't

[hushed shuttle]

no im stronger than u

[full robin]

Chess speaks for itself

[grim edge]

Nice

[last verge]

not lurking

[last verge]

:3

[grim edge]

Send pwease

[grim edge]

Not at 500-999 elo 💀

[hushed shuttle]

no

[grim edge]

wdym

[last verge]

i beat him in 20 moves

[grim edge]

1 elo

wait ur 1 elo

[grim edge]

No

HOW TEACH ME

[obtuse citrus]

i bench more than u so?

[grim edge]

But ur close

[neon musk]

There was a rook sack against an FM

[grim edge]

than what

[last verge]

caro is literally passive

[grim edge]

Im 800

[last verge]

whats ur bench

[hushed shuttle]

i can bench u

[last verge]

umity

skill issue

[hushed shuttle]

meeeee :3

[obtuse citrus]

okay tbh its not that much

but bench sounds better then deadlift

[humble oracle]

this is the best compliment you can ever get

[hushed shuttle]

ew

[grim edge]

HA I BEAT U

[obtuse citrus]

only 85kg bench press 😭 😭

[last verge]

pixel does age matter?

[bright glade]

in what context

[smoky pebble]

thats funny

[vital magnet]

I mean u know

[grim edge]

Nah its just a number

[smoky pebble]

why would that be cap? its not even that high

[obtuse citrus]

anyways whenever people talk about their lifts online they always lie

[grim edge]

Numbers dont matter

[vital magnet]

FBI OPEN UP

[grim edge]

I AM THE WORST CHESS PLAYER EVER AND NOBODY WILL BEAT ME HAHAHAHHAHA

[grim edge]

Cause he is u1000

[vital magnet]

CAPPPP

[vital magnet]

FBI OPEN UP

[grim edge]

imagine

[last verge]

im still strongest in chat

[grim edge]

and im the weakest

[vital magnet]

why does it sound like u already tried to do it

[grim edge]

Congrats

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[vital magnet]

Yeah 💯

[last verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/792185745233281024/807063103560220672/image0.gif

[vital magnet]

Ur sus

[full robin]

Chess speaks for itself

[vital magnet]

CAUGHT IN 4K

[grim edge]

Austin…

[vital magnet]

Hans go back to your beeds

[sacred ember]

wener

[grim edge]

wait i feel bad about this feeling /-----

I mean you’re like 14 so no

[vital magnet]

Self snitching??????

[broken portal]

yes

[vital magnet]

Bro is like 50

[grim edge]

Max 17

[vital magnet]

I will believe you this time

[grim edge]

im 16 soon

[plush wind]

Hello

[restive storm]

what

[sacred ember]

is 2950 elo good i just started

[smoky pebble]

no

if ur only 2950 you should just quit chess

[grim edge]

no it's bad

[grim edge]

w stockfish or without?

[grim edge]

its the worst

[sacred ember]

oh alright

[grim edge]

just give up your a failure

[austere magnet]

Bro thinks we can’t see his rating icon

[high oasis]

anitta drink

[grim edge]

because my elo probably 1000000000000. so ye

[sacred ember]

whats a stock fish

[glacial halo]

bro why does anita keep pinging me

[high oasis]

because anitta drink

[austere magnet]

You must be new here

[glacial halo]

[grim edge]

Nah

[vital magnet]

Chess ingine

[austere magnet]

Anita pings all the time

[grim edge]

ay utopia fam

[glacial halo]

You need to what all the time

[grim edge]

bro stop self reporting 😭

Fortnite balls

[grim edge]

Said the weeb. Suddenly idk says " Who asked? ".

[smoky pebble]

wow its revy

[sacred ember]

she stock on my fish till i chess

[high oasis]

anitta is a neat uh juice maker

[glacial halo]

Who are you

[smoky pebble]

i am trip

[grim edge]

@austere magnet me these days

fortnite balls

[glacial halo]

Hey tripp

[grim edge]

are u trip?

[high oasis]

im getting a sandwich

[grim edge]

sakanigadik

[sacred ember]

travy patty

[spring solstice]

I'm tired

[vital magnet]

Hello trip I am dad

[grim edge]

i saw like 10 reactions popup in a second like wtaf

[austere magnet]

This and Skitzo are on repeat for me

[grim edge]

fien fien fien

[smoky pebble]

yes

[austere magnet]

Such a good album

[vast gull]

@strange skiff who won friday giveaway?

[glacial halo]

coach me

[grim edge]

trip got men tripping

[strange skiff]

Waiting for fairplay review

[smoky pebble]

why

[glacial halo]

I’m bad at the game

[smoky pebble]

same

whats your point

[grim edge]

unity how the hell did u do that

[glacial halo]

Two negatives equal a positive

[bright glade]

finally announcing events again

[glacial halo]

I’m 1600 rapid

[grim edge]

i mean, how did you get better at chess so quick haha

[glacial halo]

I’m pretty bad

[strange skiff]

[honest river]

yo i haven't played chess for a while now, does some of you have tips of what i should do, to get back up again?

[smoky pebble]

uh

[strange skiff]

im working on the gifts backlog also

[smoky pebble]

stop hanging pieces @glacial halo

[strange skiff]

restart. that's the hardest step lol

[bright glade]

have fun

[grim edge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[sacred ember]

im like 5 billion elo

[glacial halo]

Well i don’t hang many pieces anymore 💀

[honest river]

wdym?

[austere magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[glacial halo]

Last time i hung a queen was months ago

[smoky pebble]

better than most 2000s

[grim edge]

just checkmate your opponents towin

[glacial halo]

2000s are tactically better

Also know more theory

[sacred ember]

dont hang your queen

[grim edge]

also find the right moves

[smoky pebble]

theory doesnt matter

[sacred ember]

and try to move your pawns

they are important

[grim edge]

dont make mistakes and just get elo up

[upbeat viper]

hi chat

[grim edge]

oh-

[upbeat viper]

hm ?

is there something to mod ?

[grim edge]

nothing, nothing

[upbeat viper]

👀

you can do it by yourself ig

[grim edge]

i suggest you take a break because u have been modding so much

[upbeat viper]

id:customize

[bright glade]

or /announcements command

[upbeat viper]

naaah

[zenith eagle]

Hi

[upbeat viper]

idk if it's been repaired

but oké

[bright glade]

i think i read somewhere that it was

[grim edge]

spooderman

[upbeat viper]

oow

[bright glade]

but not sure myself

[sleek zealot]

CLUTTERFUNK 232 ATTEMPT 100% LET SGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[upbeat viper]

it does work

pog

nice

[bright glade]

@upbeat viper

[grim edge]

not trying to brag but i almost beat deadlocked the hardest level in geometry dash

[upbeat viper]

[bright glade]

KEK

[grim edge]

thats just for goofs

[sleek zealot]

acheron is the hardest

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[grim edge]

yeah, why arent you laughing

we would never spam ever

[bright glade]

he's always lurking so..

[upbeat viper]

5 days ago ?

or 6

idk

[grim edge]

oh my god