💬〡general-off-topic

[regal cave]

It's 11:20 PM rn for me

[stuck kestrel]

same its 1:21 AM for me

[regal cave]

Damn bro u gotta sleep

[elfin crag]

But what if rhynos are just fat unicorns?

[grim edge]

that's late

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[regal cave]

I used to sleep at 7 AM💀

[elfin crag]

12.21 am

[grim edge]

you have to sleep early

[ancient bane]

Nepo or vidit

[grim edge]

simple fact is he had hella warnings from before too

[stuck kestrel]

nepo

[elfin crag]

nepo

[stuck kestrel]

vidit is great too tho

[regal cave]

Too early is bad I prefer 11:30 PM or 12 PM

[elfin crag]

12 pm 💀

[regal cave]

Anyways goodnight yall

[grim edge]

gn

[regal cave]

I ain't american bro sorry i don't know much

[elfin crag]

It's ok

Still gn everyone

BTW thank god I'm not American too

[regal cave]

Bro I literally saw in my dream yesterday that my other friend broke up w his gf and today he said that she broke up w him

[grim edge]

vidit is no where close

[regal cave]

I hope i don't see no crazy dreams today

[regal cave]

Lol

[grim edge]

no way

[regal cave]

I swear to god and I saw the same exact gf

[elfin crag]

Plz dream about me with 1 million $

[stuck kestrel]

i had sleep paralysis 3 times and sleep paralysis demons are bitches

[regal cave]

Anyways lemme go sleep

[elfin crag]

I had 0

[regal cave]

Goodnight yall

[grim edge]

just fight them

[elfin crag]

Ok this time seriously gn

[grim edge]

my sleep paralysis demon makes me breakfast get on my LEVEL

[stuck kestrel]

cant move

[opaque apex]

no bitches?

[stuck kestrel]

my sleep paralysis demon is my bitch

shes the only one who will never leave me

[grim edge]

Ay

I have a question regarding a move

Is this supposed to be a brilliant ? I just took the free knight, was this bad?

[topaz anchor]

My sleep paralysis demon is polite enough to wake me up at 5am every morning. Consistency is key in any relationship

So thoughtful

[stuck kestrel]

BRUH U TOOK THE KNIGHT?

[grim edge]

dj khaled

[stuck kestrel]

u gonna lose the queen now

[grim edge]

we make the best music

[grim edge]

Queen Trade?

[grim edge]

the king protects it

[stuck kestrel]

no, bf2+ wins the queen

[topaz anchor]

You lose castling rights

[stuck kestrel]

BF2+

[grim edge]

that's bad ig

@everyone i love yall

[stuck kestrel]

BISHOP F2 CHECK FFS

[grim edge]

ik

[grim edge]

idc

[stuck kestrel]

U LOSE THE QUEEN

BISHOP F2 CHECK LOSES THE QUEEN

[deep crow]

hello guys

[grim edge]

:3

[grim edge]

hi

[topaz anchor]

Actually bishop can take after. It's rather weird

Just guys the middle

[grim edge]

you lose the pawn

[stuck kestrel]

bro, bf2+ king has to take and then queen takes queen

[grim edge]

i think

[hearty glacier]

-.-

[topaz anchor]

But queen trade after. Still lose castling

[deep crow]

Just have a question, is there a solid opening to defeat the annoying london system?

[stuck kestrel]

omfg

[grim edge]

.

[grim edge]

without castling rights white is worse

[stuck kestrel]

englund gambit

[grim edge]

^_^

[hearty glacier]

bongcloud

[topaz anchor]

Ah. Yes. Properly done, white would lose castling

[grim edge]

suscribed

[deep crow]

Ah yes, forgot abt that one 😄

[topaz anchor]

Terrible at analysis

[rough pagoda]

Thanks

[stuck kestrel]

WHITE LOSES THE GODDAMN QUEEN

[grim edge]

gotham has a video

[stuck kestrel]

ok this is stupid im gonna sleep bye

[rough pagoda]

Fr?

[hearty glacier]

ik this guy he's sooo bad

[grim edge]

you recapture but then lose the pawn

[topaz anchor]

London just seems like autopilot for opening principles

[rough pagoda]

???

[hearty glacier]

he dont know how to play chess

[stuck kestrel]

omg dude. u take the knight, black plays bf2 check u have to take bishop and then u lose queen

[grim edge]

i paid

[topaz anchor]

Pawns in center, then knights, develops bishops castle

[deep crow]

?

[rough pagoda]

I habe 1894 elo so i think i know how to play chess

[topaz anchor]

It's vanilla

[grim edge]

oh it takes the king out of the protection of the queen right?

[hearty glacier]

not you that streamer guy i destroyed him many times

[stuck kestrel]

Yes EXACTLY

[meager sky]

ill win against any of u losers

[stuck kestrel]

now u get my point

[rough pagoda]

It is me

We have never played

[stuck kestrel]

ive been explaining that for the past 5 minutes i think they finally understand

[grim edge]

Can I do anything to get it vack?

[grim edge]

no one is a loser here

[grim edge]

Shut the up

[rough pagoda]

I have 1500 in blitz 1900 rapid and 1700 bullet ln chess.com

[hearty glacier]

oooh soo it is self promotion , that's not allowed here

[stuck kestrel]

No u

[topaz anchor]

I thought it was a queen trade. Did I miss something

[hearty glacier]

<@&745328830649991179>

[meager sky]

yeah ur all talk and no do, duel me if ur not a “loser”

ill check mate in 4 moves no cap

[topaz anchor]

That's why I mentioned castling

[grim edge]

ok I will

[topaz anchor]

The position is more important if it's a trade

[rough pagoda]

Not beeing nice is not allowed too

[grim edge]

Any realistic chance that I can win?

[stuck kestrel]

?

[hearty glacier]

uwu?

[grim edge]

Bruh

[grim edge]

OwO

[stuck kestrel]

Im gonna sleep

for the first time ever

[hearty glacier]

gn

[meager sky]

bet whats ur add g

[grim edge]

gn

[grim edge]

w who

[stuck kestrel]

That i can do

[grim edge]

I was friendly but he was toxic and mean?

[stuck kestrel]

your mum

[meager sky]

aww now ur going sleepy sleepy🥺🥺 i wonder why…

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

do not joke about my mum or

[meager sky]

imagine folding

[grim edge]

i said gn to eyepatch

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[stuck kestrel]

Good night

[grim edge]

I can beat you

[winter helm]

hi chat :3

[blazing talon]

I have a question

[hearty glacier]

dont ping mod for useless stuff

[topaz anchor]

You asked a question. That's as far as I've seen you post

[grim edge]

I didnt look in the channel as someone told me and I understood, ofc bc it is simple.

Then I've put my phone away.

Now he tells me I am dumb bc I dont understand it since 10mins?

[meager sky]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[grim edge]

I didnt?

[grim edge]

hi ❤️

[blazing talon]

Can someone help me?

[grim edge]

what is your rating?

[meager sky]

ive never lost a chess game in my life and ive won like 50 tournaments irl

[winter helm]

[grim edge]

oh

[meager sky]

i dont rlly play online, ive got like 1900?

[topaz anchor]

So yes. His answer was uncharitable

[hearty glacier]

idem

[grim edge]

give heart back

[grim edge]

how can you not lose?

[winter helm]

nop, is mine now

[grim edge]

Prob played against 700s

even grandmasters lose

[meager sky]

i just havent. my dad says im gifted smh

[grim edge]

ok gimme yours then

[meager sky]

idk ive won a lot of money out of chess bets

so if u wanna go in with money im fine

[grim edge]

💀

[blazing talon]

i have a question

[meager sky]

wanna bet like 5k?

coz im down

[blazing talon]

How do i see stockfish moves in a live chess game

[undone bridge]

@meager sky can i play you?

[blazing talon]

Like the live chess feature

[grim edge]

robux?

[undone bridge]

chess.com turned it off

[winter helm]

nah

[blazing talon]

why

[grim edge]

Bro ur 15 years old or smt. Chill, nobody here thinks you're gangster.

[nimble niche]

kind of not allowed, just saying

[grim edge]

i steal

[hearty glacier]

aahahahahha probably a 300 acting cool on a chess server

[meager sky]

out of this server ofc

[winter helm]

[meager sky]

hahahah yes yes

[grim edge]

Do you mean me?

[hearty glacier]

no her

[grim edge]

Alr

[blazing talon]

Why?

[hearty glacier]

the i never loose person

[grim edge]

I don't want to bet money

[meager sky]

her?? im not a girl

[old thistle]

Don't try to start drama. Chill out

[undone bridge]

so it's harder to cheat

[meager sky]

im not bro chill it was a joke

[grim edge]

he wants me to bet money to play him

[meager sky]

and im not 15 lol

[grim edge]

He talks about biding money and stuff.

[blazing talon]

Bro, people still cheat

[meager sky]

out of this server ofc!!!

[old thistle]

Calling everyone a loser is not a good idea

[undone bridge]

no shit but it takes away one of the easiest options

[grim edge]

i am

[meager sky]

in private chess

[hearty glacier]

anw whatever gender u are , u aint won 50 tournaments without loosing once , share some proof lol and asking for 5k is just u being scared to play real good players

[winter helm]

eww

[old thistle]

That is not allowed here

[grim edge]

how old r u

[blazing talon]

Do you mean, people going into an alt and trying to see their own game??

[winter helm]

older

[grim edge]

im 16 in oct

[winter helm]

im not interested honey

[inland coral]

Ayee

[meager sky]

yall are getting mad for no reason🤣🤣

[undone bridge]

so is my little brother

[grim edge]

wtf

[grim edge]

aye

[meager sky]

im@legit just looking for some1 to play

[undone bridge]

hi

[winter helm]

idk what u selling but i aint buying

[grim edge]

Wtf is going on

[nimble niche]

you gotta be really stupid to bet money with online chess games

[frosty mountain]

what's your username

[meager sky]

hello, add me and ill send u link

[hearty glacier]

u legit just said u only play against people that bet money (u fake af)

[undone bridge]

top ten ways to face a cheater

[old thistle]

We don't allow bets on chess games because people will most likely not pay or cheat. Don't suggest any of that

[frosty mountain]

play me rn

[meager sky]

no what??? when did i say that?

[undone bridge]

ok i did

[grim edge]

he has never lost a game

[frosty mountain]

it's fine

[grim edge]

He's said "Wanna bet like 5k?"

[meager sky]

bet bet. wish me gl guys( i dont need it 😂)

[blazing talon]

Then, how do you see stockfish moves, in like a live Naroditsk bullet game, or you jost dont??

[old thistle]

[undone bridge]

you dont

[frosty mountain]

lmfaooo

[blazing talon]

Ok

thanks for the help ig

[undone bridge]

bro is confident

[meager sky]

i said that if they wanna go its fine, not that i only play with people that bet money

[frosty mountain]

bro you wanna play or not

[meager sky]

theres a difference

[undone bridge]

@meager sky what time control do you want

[hearty glacier]

send link here i wanna watch

[grim edge]

he is defo gonna cheat

[frosty mountain]

I've beat cheaters before

[undone bridge]

no he's probably just good

[grim edge]

789 as titled?

[old thistle]

Only? Bets are not allowed here in general

[blazing talon]

proceeds to go 10 second

[frosty mountain]

no

[grim edge]

???

[meager sky]

i didnt know imma just leave this shitty server pce

[blazing talon]

LoL

[undone bridge]

obviously his name is a joke

[grim edge]

Oh

[old thistle]

Have a nice day

[blazing talon]

@meager sky

[grim edge]

I didnt know

[winter helm]

does anyone wanna play

[undone bridge]

clearly.

[grim edge]

sorry

[blazing talon]

Do you know what being gifted is

[grim edge]

no

[blazing talon]

Being smart enough to leave the channel when you are getting roasted

[grim edge]

gato

[grim edge]

oldie.

[open hatch]

wiow]\

[winter helm]

i would probably beat you

[grim edge]

whats ur rating

[winter helm]

plus im not even that old T^T

[undone bridge]

guys just shut up and kiss already

[spring solstice]

Wassup gang you guys should get a life💯

[blazing talon]

xd

[undone bridge]

🙄

[open hatch]

d

[grim edge]

Yep

[winter helm]

750 but i only played one game

[open hatch]

dw

[grim edge]

send me a link

[open hatch]

d\\s

[blazing talon]

[grim edge]

make itunrated

[winter helm]

https://play.chess.com/XJiPj

[open hatch]

w

[blazing talon]

FUNNY

[stone quiver]

Heyllo

[winter helm]

stupid

[blazing talon]

sorry

[grim edge]

it says waitiny

[blazing talon]

I´ll let you play

[winter helm]

who is ar1s89

[spring solstice]

Me

[grim edge]

not me

[spring solstice]

Mememe

[grim edge]

Play him

[spring solstice]

Aww you aborted don't be scared

[grim edge]

play me ket

[open hatch]

ookkoo

[grim edge]

Gato kute

[stone quiver]

okei

[open hatch]

w

[winter helm]

[open hatch]

imsms

[grim edge]

send the link @winter helm

So many gato pfps

[winter helm]

check yo dms stoopid

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> unimine

This is the Chess.com profile of unimine. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1284 (1294 peak)
Blitz: 1269 (peak)
Bullet: 1269 (1315 peak)

[open hatch]

q

[grim edge]

Ay

[open hatch]

mw, s's

[grim edge]

?

[open hatch]

w

w

[supple berry]

why am i unable to show lines during engine analysis?

[winter helm]

gg cole

[grim edge]

i need a rematch

i can win

maybe not acc

[lone oasis]

who wanna play with me ?

[grim edge]

drake

[lone oasis]

@grim edge ah ah ah .. ah ah.. ah

[grim edge]

is this u laughing

[lone oasis]

crying

[grim edge]

ill wipe your tears off

[lone oasis]

i dont have friends

i dont have tears

[grim edge]

i feel u

[primal fern]

@winter helm @open hatch connect your account for trusted role guys

[grim edge]

u have me as a brother

[lone oasis]

@primal fern usa english europe english lat am english central am english op bro

[primal fern]

sup?

[lone oasis]

@grim edgeplay with me bro

[grim edge]

what elo

[lone oasis]

400

[primal fern]

i'm 1900

[elfin pebble]

anyone want to play some unrated?

[lone oasis]

but i thinks iam 1000

[elfin pebble]

why

[grim edge]

i didn’t ask u

[lone oasis]

mouahaha

[grim edge]

ok 👍

[elfin pebble]

rude

[primal fern]

ayo i wanted to tell you anyways 😉

[grim edge]

sorry but i acc didnt 😭

[grim edge]

im impressed so you succeeded

[primal fern]

it was rude but i forgive them

[lone oasis]

i just want to play sory

[elfin pebble]

brooo anyway want to play some unrateddddddd

[grim edge]

beg

[lone oasis]

add me

3-5 min

[elfin pebble]

🖕

[lone oasis]

x'D chessman is so agressive people

[mystic stream]

[lone oasis]

@grim edge can we do a game ?

[grim edge]

kiki do you love me

-drake

[lone oasis]

@grim edge like a brother

[grim edge]

its a lyric

[grim edge]

beg

[elfin pebble]

😎

[lone oasis]

@grim edge i dont understand it was ur name 😢

done

[grim edge]

what

[lone oasis]

-drake

[grim edge]

ok dawg

[mystic stream]

What

[lone oasis]

@lone oasis i ad -drake

[subtle pecan]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@subtle pecan With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[lone oasis]

where are you bro ?

[stable jungle]

@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[lone oasis]

so nobody to play with me ?

[grim edge]

Not for me, just hypotheticly:

How do I tell someone, that I wanna hurt myself?

Nothing dumb Emo stuff, just hypotheticly

[grim edge]

Can’t help I’m emo

[grim edge]

we share names

Wow!

[lone oasis]

who want to play ?

[grim edge]

please connect your account

[grim edge]

I do

[lone oasis]

i allready do that

[grim edge]

what is ur rating? im 800

[grim edge]

what if he doesnt

[grim edge]

oh you dont wanna know

[grim edge]

torture?

why is ur chess.com acc ur full name kiki

[lone oasis]

nope is not its a big and long name

[grim edge]

Your mother likes my big and long

lets play kiki

[grim edge]

Wtf

[grim edge]

relax colle

[lone oasis]

@grim edge what is ur ? i add you

[grim edge]

Akagako

[grim edge]

Sorry

I sent u a challenge

[lone oasis]

done

[grim edge]

Relaxing now

[grim edge]

i expected better from u 💔

[grim edge]

No no I am horrible

[grim edge]

you can be better ❤️

im with you colle

[grim edge]

Oh wow I am full of so much hope and motivation

[grim edge]

if you ever need more hmu

[final condor]

4 games of rapid at once?

[grim edge]

In my darkest hours you will see a notification

[final condor]

lets goooo

[grim edge]

u got 4 accs?

[final condor]

one acc with premium

[grim edge]

i will make them the brightest

[final condor]

I can prolly do 4 games on each monitor

[rose thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

[grim edge]

lol

[hollow vector]

Nyah~!

[grim edge]

horse

bam!

[hollow vector]

uwu?

[grim edge]

aw hell na

[hollow vector]

Meow!

[grim edge]

woof

bark bark

[hollow vector]

hissssss

[grim edge]

roarr

isnt roleplay bannable?

[upbeat viper]

not bannable

but yeah

get back to sanity

[grim edge]

youre right

[hollow vector]

Raaaawr!!!

[grim edge]

im sorry

[blazing talon]

Check out my best game against Martin: https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/82510559?tab=review

[worn ice]

UniMine (1284) vs. Martin-BOT (250)

Move List

1. e3 e6 2. d3 c5 3. f3 d5 4. g3 f5 5. h3 Qc7 6. c3 h5 7. b3 Nf6 8. a3 Qd6 9. Ra2 Be7 10. Rg2 Ng8 11. Rhh2 b5 12. Be2 g6 13. Qd2 Nd7 14. Bd1 Ndf6 15. Qe2 a5 16. Nd2 Bb7 17. Bc2 Qc6 18. Bb1 Kf8 19. Ba2 Kf7 20. Bb2 Qd6 21. Ba1 e5 22. Rh1 Ba6 23. Rgh2 Nh7 24. Nf1 g5 25. e4 Ke6 26. Ne3 Nf8 27. Ng2 f4 28. Bb1 Bf6 29. Bc2 Ra7 30. Bd1 Rf7 31. Qd2 Bd8 32. Be2 Rb7 33. Bf1 Rb8 34. Qa2 Qb6 35. Bb2 Be7 36. Bc1 Re8 37. Bd2 Kd7 38. Kd1 fxg3 39. Be1 Rh7 40. Bf2 Nh6 41. Ke2 Qb8 42. Qb1 Kd8 43. Qc1 Ng6 44. Qb1 Qb6 45. Qa1 Bb7 46. Qa2 Rg8 47. Qb2 Qc6 48. Qc2 Bf8 49. Qd2 Qd7 50. Qd1 h4 51. Qc1 Kc7 52. Qe1 Kd8 53. Bxg3 hxg3 54. Qxg3 Re7 55. Qxg5 Ba8 56. Qxh6 Bxh6 57. Nh4 Rh7 58. Nxg6 Rxg6 59. Rg2 Rh8 60. Rxg6 Qc8 61. Rxh6 Rxh6 62. Rh2 Kd7 63. Rg2 Ke8 64. Rg8+ Ke7 65. Rxc8 Rd6 66. Rxa8 Rd7 67. Rxa5 Ke6 68. Rxb5 Rd6 69. Rxc5 d4 70. Rd5 Rb6 71. Rd6+ Kxd6 72. cxd4 exd4 73. f4 Ke7 74. f5 Rb5 75. f6+ Kf7 76. e5 Rb7 77. Nf3 Rb8 78. h4 Kg8 79. h5 Rxb3 80. h6 Rb6 81. Bh3 Rb3 82. Bf5 Kf7 83. h7 Kf8 84. h8=Q+ Kf7 85. Ng5# 

[grim edge]

bruh you guys are acutually weird

[grim edge]

please stop ion want u to get banned

[hollow vector]

Why would i get banned?

[grim edge]

bruh this is a chess server, goofy

go to a furry server if you want to do this type of stuff

[hollow vector]

But this is general, not #💬〡chess-talk

[grim edge]

still a chess server

[primal fern]

@hollow vector connect ur account ❤️

[glacial halo]

for being cringe

[grim edge]

and roleplay is against the roles

[hollow vector]

How i do that?

Ah, oki

[primal fern]

type /connect

[grim edge]

i dont think this person plays chess

[primal fern]

oh?

[grim edge]

idk just a guess

[rain owl]

s

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@rain owl With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[blazing talon]

do /connect, and then solve the simple P versus NP, Easy!!

easy

[hollow vector]

Done!!! ❤️

[hollow vector]

Thanks for telling me!!

[grim edge]

bro thinks he's edp

[grim edge]

proud of you

[hollow vector]

Thank you!!! ❤️

[grim edge]

anyone wants to play me?

[jade osprey]

what elo

[grim edge]

1300

[primal fern]

@hollow vector wtf was ur accuracy in ur last game 😭

[jade osprey]

you would probably beat me in 10 moves

[grim edge]

average furry game 💀

[grim edge]

ok

[grim edge]

can anyone play me?

[rain owl]

[grim edge]

is that a yea?

[silent spear]

I'm only 500🥶

[grim edge]

✝️ 🙏

[rain owl]

i can try

[grim edge]

ok

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/TSShr

[silent spear]

chess.com updated stockfish to it's strongest version so the idea that brilliants aren't brilliant is now invalid

[grim edge]

Help

[restive storm]

💀

[lone oasis]

@grim edge omg XD loose after loose thanks for the lesson

[still pilot]

We gone run a marathon on 22/08/2023

We gone win.

[grim edge]

Gg

[rapid willow]

It's pretty good tbh

🥱

[frosty mountain]

Best today 15 😭

[obtuse citrus]

Ain’t no way

[sleek zealot]

me

[fallen crystal]

Check out this #chess game: ejfehfwhfkwhf vs mohamedelfk - https://www.chess.com/live/game/85197024687

[worn ice]

ejfehfwhfkwhf (948) vs. mohamedelfk (866)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 a6 4. Nf3 Nc6 5. c3 e6 6. Bd3 Bd6 7. Bg3 Bxg3 8. hxg3 Qe7 9. Nbd2 O-O 10. Ne5 Nxe5 11. dxe5 Ne4 12. Nxe4 dxe4 13. Bxe4 Bd7 14. Bxh7+ Kh8 15. Bg6+ Kg8 16. Rh8+ Kxh8 17. Qh5+ 

[hollow vector]

I’m not talking abt it

[sleek zealot]

ITS A NEW DAY PEOPLE HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[primal fern]

<@&745328830649991179>

[echo seal]

[sleek zealot]

[fallen crystal]

Did anyone look at my game

[hollow vector]

I thought i played quite well

[crimson meadow]

There's a cow on Milka bars??

[hollow vector]

Damn

[crimson meadow]

Wild

[obtuse citrus]

Yeah it’s name is milka

[regal cave]

U just found out?

[sleek zealot]

since when

[hollow vector]

U GUYS KNEW?!

[crimson meadow]

This is the 2nd time I've ever eaten Milka in my life

[regal cave]

I knew it since I was like 7

[hollow vector]

WHAT?

[crimson meadow]

I ain't rich fr

[sleek zealot]

you don't have to be rich to eat a milka bar

[hollow vector]

I could’ve sworn it didn’t exist

[sleek zealot]

i didnt know either lmao

[crimson meadow]

You kinda do when a bar is literally 1% of your full time job's salary

[hollow vector]

Like, SINCE WHEN?!

[hollow vector]

Ouch

[crimson meadow]

Fr

[sleek zealot]

/y or /m

[crimson meadow]

Monthly

[rain owl]

that was way too much for my pea brain to handle

[hollow vector]

What was?

[sleek zealot]

and how much does it cost where you live

[rain owl]

chess game

[hollow vector]

Which?

[crimson meadow]

A dollar

[hollow vector]

JEEZ

[sleek zealot]

you make 100 dollars a month from a full time job are you kidding me

[hollow vector]

U SAYING U MAKE $120 a month?

[crisp grotto]

guys just join hustler's university i make 5k a month

[hollow vector]

Did u just get hired or smth?

[sleek zealot]

that is so many times below minimum wage

[sleek zealot]

im about to ping mods fr

[crimson meadow]

Economic downfall

[hollow vector]

Teach me chess

[small apex]

U earn like 2k a month with mc in my country

[fallen crystal]

Anyone want to play an unrated rapid game

[sleek zealot]

master of ceremonies or minecraft or what

[crisp grotto]

shhhhh im tryna get affiliates

[finite bone]

thats kinda bad

[rain owl]

elo?

[fallen crystal]

1100

[crisp grotto]

just move some pieces

[hollow vector]

Bro’s 2 years younger than me but triple my elo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[rain owl]

tif

[crimson meadow]

Teachers used to get paid 4k$ per months
Now they get paid 200$ per month 💀@sleek zealot

[sleek zealot]

me when pyramid scheme

[hollow vector]

BUT I STILL LOSE

[sleek zealot]

where

[crisp grotto]

it actually aint but alr

[small apex]

But still more than 120

[crisp grotto]

❤️ its okay it takes time, i've been playing for 11 years

[sleek zealot]

if you actually think the hustlers university is legit ur out of your mind brother

[small apex]

U can earn more from coaching chess tho

[hollow vector]

Fair, ❤️

[crimson meadow]

Lebanon
We suffering from a huge economic crisis that ruined the country

[crisp grotto]

Its legit, I am in it and it made me money

[slim storm]

at this point teachers cant even use "youre gonna be a garbage man when you grow up" anymore because they make more than teachers💀💀

[crimson meadow]

Lmao

[finite bone]

if i wasnt underage the job i have would pay 5k a month working one day

[sleek zealot]

oh i get it then lebanon is a terrible country i heard praying for u fr 🙏

[fallen crystal]

Anyone want to play a unrated rapid game

[hollow vector]

Is it me or is teacher like one of, is not THE worst paying job?

[crimson meadow]

Thx bro it ain't a terrible country just terrible people ruined it fr fr 😔

[crisp grotto]

im literally 15 and I am making anywhere from 1-2k a week just learning from hustler's university, which is crazy, I literally was able to get a GM coach to help me improve

[small apex]

Huh

[finite bone]

one day a week

[daring oyster]

E

[sonic karma]

You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb and flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex, flex something meaningful.

[slim storm]

those who work in the trash sites make like 2 usd a day

[small apex]

Oh zam

[crisp grotto]

haha

[hollow vector]

I guess it could be worse

[sonic karma]

Lol, its a copy pasta

[crisp grotto]

Everyone the air must be cleared! I'm the one who beat the FM and IM and drew a GM and tied for first for the 2000-2199 prize at US Open these other people are trying to steal my accomplishments! Give me the credit where it's due not them!

[slim storm]

sweatshops:

[hollow vector]

True

[daring oyster]

what is hustler's university

[small apex]

Im are complicated to beat ngl

[sonic karma]

W

[finite bone]

is 300 to 1500 bullet rating in 7-8 months good progression

[slim storm]

bro

who tf use hustlers university

[sleek zealot]

if it would be that easy everyone would be doing it and i have not heard one credible source that its good

[slim storm]

it is a literal pyramid scheme

[crisp grotto]

affiliating is not a pyramid scheme

google ads aren't

[sleek zealot]

"yeah bring in more members for the top g"
i dont get how thats a pyramid scheme at all

[hollow vector]

I can drink 3 glass or water without needing to breathe

[slim storm]

i am not hearing out the opinion of an andrew tate fan

[daring oyster]

if everyone can get 1k-2k per week money would get cheaper 💀

[sleek zealot]

thats what im sayin

this guys full of shit kekw

[sonic karma]

Everyone the air must be cleared! I'm the one who beat the FM and IM and drew a GM and tied for first for the 2000-2199 prize at US Open these other people are trying to steal my accomplishments! Give me the credit where it's due not them!

[crisp grotto]

but everyone is lazy

[obtuse citrus]

I am 17 years old and own 6 cars

[crisp grotto]

hotwheels!

[obtuse citrus]

I just work harder

[daring oyster]

i actualy agree but u cant say everyone tho

[crisp grotto]

alot of people

[daring oyster]

"Everyone" is a really heavy word

[obtuse citrus]

2 Lambos, 1 Ferarri and 3 more lambos

[hollow vector]

I stole your favorite eating plate

[crisp grotto]

nice i own eiffel tower

[sleek zealot]

okay what do you do to get 2000 dollars a week

[daring oyster]

sure dont assume stuff tho in general

[obtuse citrus]

My dick big like Eifel tower

[sonic karma]

Give it back🙏🏽

[hollow vector]

Nah, i ate it

[sleek zealot]

we needed to know

[daring oyster]

i wonder

[crisp grotto]

I do trading under a custodial account by following the professor's signals, but i have a 20k account size

[obtuse citrus]

It’s a reference

[daring oyster]

trading? OOOOH

Bruh-

[sonic karma]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-enbyzwithfun-black-guy-gif-20630301

[hollow vector]

TrAdInG 212

[hollow vector]

Ikr

[obtuse citrus]

Nah cus hustlers university actually works

[daring oyster]

thats like gambling fr ;-; some ppl can lose up to 50k

[daring oyster]

but its too expensive and u can learn that stuff on the internet

[obtuse citrus]

I make 1.5k and I’ve been doing it for a few months

[crisp grotto]

fr? you in it? add me

[sleek zealot]

i bought bitcoin in 2012 and now im a millionaire so consider me a professional

[crisp grotto]

what are you in?

[open hatch]

d

[obtuse citrus]

1.5k a second. You’re below me

[daring oyster]

lmao reddit advice

[hollow vector]

W

[crisp grotto]

my elo higher

[open hatch]

ss

[open hatch]

ppaoo

[obtuse citrus]

I bench more tho? So what are you trying to say

[crisp grotto]

bro ill be suprised if you can do even a plate

[obtuse citrus]

?

[sleek zealot]

im not sure if im alloed to ping mods for advertising hustler's university

[hollow vector]

I played black jack and made €2000

[obtuse citrus]

A plate is a lot for u?

[crisp grotto]

no its nothing

[daring oyster]

why did you bring that up 💀

[obtuse citrus]

He brought up chess ELO

[crisp grotto]

this is a chess server 💀

[sleek zealot]

cool

[crisp grotto]

americans

[obtuse citrus]

Yeah yeah whatever

[daring oyster]

imagine if someone had 2k chess elo what would you say "Oh sorry i would get crushed by the weight."

[crisp grotto]

ill put you TO THE TEST

[hollow vector]

Fr fr

[crisp grotto]

whats 45+45

[obtuse citrus]

Gulp

[hollow vector]

Nah, just hungry

[obtuse citrus]

Cringe pounds

[sleek zealot]

cryptobros gambling at home instead of going to a casino 😎

[crisp grotto]

no actually

[hollow vector]

95!

[obtuse citrus]

Also shut up TikTok nerd

[grim edge]

snitch felt bad?

[obtuse citrus]

“45+45 = 135” corny as hell

Anyways

Not trying to actually shame your bench press

[hollow vector]

Shame it

[obtuse citrus]

If you are in the gym working out you’re doing good work 👍

[hollow vector]

Do it, let the intrusive thoughts win

[obtuse citrus]

No I’m trying to be a less toxic person

[boreal sapphire]

how much are most bars in bench press

[obtuse citrus]

45 always

[hollow vector]

Ugh, imagine being kind like me

[obtuse citrus]

Pounds

[obtuse citrus]

Some day 🙏

[hollow vector]

Being kind is overrated

[obtuse citrus]

Why did bro add me on discord

[obtuse citrus]

I watched Vinland sage now I am a changed man

[hollow vector]

What dat?

[obtuse citrus]

An anime

Very gud

[hollow vector]

Ah, cool!

I watched demon slayer

[obtuse citrus]

Haven’t watched that one…

[open hatch]

d]]]785874447555747

[obtuse citrus]

Haven’t watched a lot

[open hatch]

4

[hollow vector]

?

[obtuse citrus]

But Vinland sage is very well made and also has a great message

[open hatch]

we mak e persnl

[obtuse citrus]

)

[open hatch]

;p;\

[hollow vector]

Wha?

[fallen crystal]

https://play.chess.com/KyYkb

[obtuse citrus]

H

[open hatch]

god,3,2,1]]

[open hatch]

s

[hollow vector]

Whaa???

[obtuse citrus]

NEVER

[open hatch]

pooopsicke77444555888

[winter ridge]

@frail basin

[obtuse citrus]

"those who are alive and remain unto the coming (παρουσία) of the Lord, shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air"

[hollow vector]

What’s that?

[open hatch]

d

[obtuse citrus]

You are going to get raptured

David

I am going to rapture you

[hollow vector]

Rapture me as well~

[obtuse citrus]

[open hatch]

i did met

llklslao]]]os]os]ssosososoospspposopspospopspps[]s[sp[]s]s[sp[]s]s]s[s]s]s]s]s[s]]ss]\s]\s]\s]s\s]\ss]\s]\s\s\s\s\s\s]

[grim edge]

salut

[vital magnet]

What FEN is that

[open hatch]

mwws]

[open hatch]

ds

[restive storm]

don't you just hate it when you're just strolling and out of the blue the moon somehow bypassed the earth's roche limit and obliterates you?

[sleek zealot]

CAN I BE PROUD OF MY MOVE OR AM I GONNA GET SHIT ON????????

i did not take anything

[winter ridge]

no

idk didnt read

[sleek zealot]

fr

[grim edge]

fr

[sleek zealot]

i actually dont know why this is brilliant since i am completely winning even if the move is not played

[astral grove]

Where's the guy who hates brilliants

[sleek zealot]

apparently he quit discord (thank god kekw)

[astral grove]

They always type an essay

[elder nebula]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlW8yydHoyw&t=1s

[sleek zealot]

we didnt ask

[astral grove]

@/starkysharky quit discord?

[sleek zealot]

finally

[astral grove]

Bro dedicated his life to hating brilliants

[daring oyster]

cool

[tight wave]

hi whos up for a game of chees

chess

[sleek zealot]

fr who actually plays chess

fr

[fallen crystal]

https://play.chess.com/gCY2z

[sleek zealot]

bro dont talk to me when your pfp is a poorly cropped podzol

[fallen crystal]

Pls play

[sleek zealot]

why did i get pinged

WAIT WHAT

[fallen crystal]

https://play.chess.com/vfSE3

[sleek zealot]

its showing you pinged kpikpikpikp but you actually pinged me

yeah its still showing me

[grim crystal]

Uhh

[final condor]

mate

[sleek zealot]

him

[grim crystal]

I need help

Password game

[final condor]

what is password game

[sleek zealot]

because thats his name

[sleek zealot]

just send the pic

[fallen crystal]

https://play.chess.com/DGqwV

[kindred flame]

hello chat

nice pfp

he looks js like my dad for whatever reason

anyways

[fallen crystal]

Anyone want to play a unrated rapid game against me

I just want to play against higher rated players

1100

Only

[small apex]

Yes

[silent spear]

IM GETTING CLOSE TO 600 Elo

[final condor]

good luck mate

[silent spear]

what

I started in May and I'm just now getting to 600

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Micah Littlejohn (arrowyoo)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Micah Littlejohn (arrowyoo)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 542 (554 peak)
Blitz: 400 (572 peak)
Bullet: 343 (350 peak)

[crisp grotto]

nice it took me 4 years

[grim edge]

What do u get for beating the password game?

[sleek zealot]

congratulations

[silent spear]

dopamine

[crisp grotto]

nice how old are you?

[grim edge]

Why is everyone joining the server to solve it

[sleek zealot]

because google is nonexistent

[crisp grotto]

love your pronouns btw

[sleek zealot]

or the use of a brain

[crisp grotto]

solid

still young

[silent spear]

don't judge me but I'm 13

[crisp grotto]

stay hard

whats your otb

[small apex]

Im only goibg down from here

[green jungle]

I’m only going flat (I have not played otb in a while)

[crisp grotto]

im 932 uscf 😄

[silent spear]

When I'm 600 Elo I can't get bullied by 902b and I don't get called stupid for being 500 and saying that I can't find a single tactic

[crisp grotto]

i played otb like once 4 years ago

xorosho

[twin moon]

How 💀

I’ve only been in one tournament and have a rating of 1259, still is not impressive but just… how

[small apex]

I havent played a tourney yet

[crisp grotto]

i played once when I was 11, i was 1300 cc back then

[twin moon]

Ah I see

[twin moon]

It’s… interesting

[crisp grotto]

i would be around 1600-1900 rn

[twin moon]

Checks out

[boreal bough]

https://youtube.com/shorts/v8tS6GPqAbA?feature=share. POV the F4 pawn in the kings gambit

[crisp grotto]

there are online tournaments yk

[hasty iris]

how does the community club split prizes for ties does anyone know?

like if 3 people tied for second in the community bullet brawl

[crisp grotto]

wat priezes

[small apex]

OH nvm then

[crisp grotto]

PRIZES

[twin moon]

Got no idea

[small apex]

I wanna touch some actuall cjess pieces

[hasty iris]

for the community club arenas

im not sure what i should do for tiebreaks

cause sometimes people have the same points and same wins and losses and draws

[twin moon]

I got several chess sets from a school I used to go to when they heard I was starting a chess club this year, really nice of them

Since they don’t do their chess club anymore

[small apex]

Nice

[twin moon]

But I’ve somehow got 4 different chess sets from my time playing (one is a general tournament set)

[small apex]

Those look expensive what

The middle one

[twin moon]

That one is from Belize

[small apex]

Oh

[twin moon]

Although it’s more decorational than usable due to how similar some pieces look

So it’s very hard to actually use

The marble one is from Saudi Arabia

[small apex]

Just replace the pieces with other ones and use it ig

[twin moon]

Fair enough

[small apex]

The board is so thick

Iv looked up boardes thick ones are like 1k+

Learn opening ig too while ur at it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> wins

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2066 (2096 peak)
Blitz: 1686 (peak)
Bullet: 1808 (peak)

[digital phoenix]

30 is not a tilt

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/tball-anime-gabriel-dropout-gabriel-gif-14094180

Morning cat and chat

Fck, it's Monday.

[sharp galleon]

though 300 is

literally me in puzzles every single day

[marble meteor]

is it normal to lose like 400 rating points after not playing chess for 3 months?????

i got so bad after not playing over the summer

[warped vigil]

yes

[sacred matrix]

That's a little too much of a drop...

[formal ember]

Sup

[warped vigil]

anyone want to play

[hushed shuttle]

nop

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> raptoreatspawns

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2106 (peak)
Blitz: 2314 (peak)
Bullet: 2361 (peak)

[foggy hornet]

My bullet isn't 2361 lol

[silent spear]

I hate this game, stupid slip made me lose

[grim edge]

Me attack queen

[foggy hornet]

Lmao

[mystic stream]

dw guys he wont see it

bruh idk, kings indian attack?

idk if kings indian attack is considered a line

ayy im in the stream now

bro aint no way theres ads on a 4 viewer stream 💀

[silent spear]

stupid game omfg

went back down to here just because of 2 losses

Im winning that Elo back idc

makes me mad bro

stressing me out

[mystic stream]

dont drag, click

[grim edge]

hello

My lips hurt, I woke up with its bleeding. I think I kinda bump it into a wall while rolling too much on the bed while I was asleep

Rip

[long mason]

Rip, hope u get better

[fickle rampart]

There’s confirm move option in settings

[grim edge]

bro is hard stuck 500

ur like 2000 lmao

1600 blitz though

damn

[tulip escarp]

For the love of God can I blunder an end game

Geezus

[twin moon]

This guy was moving at 1000 moves an hour and it scared the * out of me 💀

Or classical

[tulip escarp]

I might be stuck at 500

[crisp grotto]

fr (im 1200 bullet)

[grim edge]

that is crazy

[twin moon]

I just don’t play bullet cause it screws up my rapid/classical

[tulip escarp]

Pathetic crazy??

[grim edge]

"I do not take chess students, do not ask" lmao

[twin moon]

500 is near the complete beginner level, so it is a bit discouraging to hear though. What do you do to improve?

[twin moon]

Eh, people used to ask me and I got tired of people bailing so I don’t bother

[tulip escarp]

Idk, I just play

[twin moon]

Checks out then

Exactly

[grim edge]

I didnt want to say it but yeah lmao

[tulip escarp]

Italian opening white, Kings Indian black

[twin moon]

Well it’s true regardless 💀

[grim edge]

fair lol

[twin moon]

Absolute beginners just see something above 1200 or smth like that and think people are good

[tulip escarp]

I open well and will be up 8 points and blunder sh!t at the end

[mystic stream]

fax

[grim edge]

bro can just see 4 squares maximum

[tulip escarp]

Really? Those are pretty basic I think

[grim edge]

having board devision is more basic

bri pls hel

[tulip escarp]

Are you ripping on me or helping me 😀

[grim edge]

Then I realize how basic they were

[grim edge]

neither

[tulip escarp]

Thanks, that’s really what’s killing me

[grim edge]

tf is algebraic chess notation

how do i solve it

Stfu

I can't

[tulip escarp]

What does that mean? Honest question

That’s my goal

[mystic stream]

[grim edge]

I'm 499, sorry

Granddaddy

UwU

Oldhead

I'm a dude

[tulip escarp]

Trying to play chess when tired is a dumb idea. Also part of my problem

[grim edge]

Suspicious

[inland shore]

Very

[grim edge]

[twin moon]

Fr lmao

[tulip escarp]

2k is crazy

[twin moon]

And now I beat a 2000 just a week or two ago who blundered his queen

Granted it got stuck, he didn’t directly blunder it

But still

[warm turret]

just made japanese curry, was delicious. now time for puzzle battles 😎

[tulip escarp]

You be making TikToks at 2k 😅

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[mystic stream]

susnastraa

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[grim edge]

someone help me if u know the algebraic chess notation

[mystic stream]

ok

[inland shore]

What

[twin moon]

Password game

[grim edge]

dm me

[grim edge]

yes

please

[twin moon]

Alr, ask whoever you want

Im sure most people can answer them

[grim edge]

yes

idk jackshit abt chess

[twin moon]

Fair enough

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[twin moon]

I don’t know much about the sport either lmao

[grim edge]

@grim edge Extremely aggressive ooga gambit, resign variation

https://lichess1.org/game/export/gif/aCUegOZP.gif

[mystic stream]

ooga gambit

[viral epoch]

Rex

[grim edge]

Hi Mitzu

130 vs 100

💀

You know it's my game when the moves looking hella weird

I miss Bc6, it was Blitz. I was dead lost after Queen Trade.

Resign

Blud tripping they will accept draw

Wtf

Symphii is 1900 Lc, 1700 Cc

[primal fern]

wat

[grim edge]

Wat

We talking about the same Symphii, no?

[primal fern]

fr

[grim edge]

Did they told you they're 1000?

Trollers bruh, that btch adopted chicky lmao

guys now that i got to 1200 im kinda scared to queue again

[grim edge]

Don't, you'll lose

[grim edge]

ok

[twin moon]

Yea it’s always like that, but to be fair you are probably gonna fall one way or another. The only way from there is up

[grim edge]

Getting worse by each day

[twin moon]

So just keep improving and you will get higher naturally

[grim edge]

alright

[twin moon]

Good luck!

Btw, I fell out of 1200 like 8 times

Before I made any progress, so don’t worry about failing

[grim edge]

Experienced loser, no offense, we're the same

[twin moon]

Yea for real

But hey it would be no fun if someone got the GM title without losing

That’s the reason Paul morphy essentially quit ches

[grim edge]

Ur trying to be GM?

[twin moon]

Chess*

[crimson meadow]

Skill issue

[twin moon]

Well I’ll see how it goes, I’m shooting for the NM title but I’m not sure past that

[still pilot]

9 days till my marathon

[twin moon]

If I’m able to go farther then great, if not great

[crimson meadow]

Birds divided by french@twin moon

[still pilot]

I only did 5km today because I think I've been over training recently

[grim edge]

How long you've been playing?

[crimson meadow]

Why are you dividing birds over french

[twin moon]

= skill issue on my part

[twin moon]

About 6 months

[crimson meadow]

Yes I see

[twin moon]

I started around 500 or so

[grim edge]

1500 in 6 months is good progress, u study alot?

[twin moon]

I played very little bit before hand but only this year did I start taking it seriously

[twin moon]

Yea for sure, chess tempo, remote chess academy, Robert Ramirez and a channel I can’t remember the name of to help with chess thinking

[grim edge]

This is why, this is why I can't improve. I just play 5 match Blitz and call it a day

[twin moon]

I’ve been studying chigorin lines recently but I’m still trying to find a new opening for white since I got like 1200 games with the bird lmao

(I’m not too worried about it but since I’m doing tournament play more often, I don’t want people to be able to just do bird prep)

[crimson meadow]

Are you making chess like your full time job?

Or is it a hobby

[grim edge]

I win alot with the Danish, tho definitely not good if u want consistency since it can't be used at higher level.

[twin moon]

Nah, I’m a highschool student studying psychology

[crimson meadow]

Yo me too!

[twin moon]

But it is my primary hobby outside of work, I do try to make money off it where I can tho

[twin moon]

Nice!