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Minecraft>>>>>>
dude are u actually 5 or
Tf?
someone just lost a game against me where my first 14 moves were e3 Ke2 Ke1 f3 Kf2 Ke2 Ke1 d3 Kd2 Qe1 Ke2 Kxd3 Kxe3 Kf2
i think its in order of shittiness
Btw if the king and queen sleep together what chess piece can you expect
so ya fortnite is on top of that list
@torpid lintel hello mohit
We can't talk about fortnite?
🤢
You can, mohit was just afraid about further controversy
Nice game!
Wym
You are under 5
ya fortnite is shit :D
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Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
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Rapid: 2023 (peak)
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Bullet: 2017 (peak)
no fortnite is the biggest self improvement
Duck that's good! You always on your peak haha
i know how to get the ramen role. its simple, write i love ramen, then type s/ra/ then typee s/n/
No I'm not
Hi
https://www.chess.com/game/live/85682344033 guys can anyone review this game for me please??
































































1. d4 d5 2. c4 Nf6 3. Nc3 e6 4. Nf3 Bb4 5. Ne5 Bxc3+ 6. bxc3 c6 7. e3 Nbd7 8. Nxd7 Qxd7 9. Ba3 Ne4 10. Qc2 Qd8 11. cxd5 cxd5 12. Bb5+ Bd7 13. Bxd7+ Qxd7 14. O-O Qd8 15. Qa4+ Qd7 16. Qxd7+ Kxd7 17. Rfc1 b6 18. c4 dxc4 19. Rxc4 Rhc8 20. Rac1 Rxc4 21. Rxc4 Nd2 22. Rc2 Ne4 23. f3 Nf6 24. Kf2 Rc8 25. Rxc8 Kxc8 26. Ke2 Nd7 27. Kd3 Kc7 28. g3 b5 29. Bb4 Kb6 30. e4 a5 31. Bd6 b4 32. Kc4 Kc6 33. Be7 g6 34. a3 Nb6+ 35. Kb3 bxa3 36. Bxa3 a4+ 37. Kb4 h5 38. h3 f5 39. Bc1 fxe4 40. fxe4 Kd6 41. Kb5 Nd7 42. Ba3+ Kc7 43. Kxa4 Nf6 44. e5 Nd5 45. Bc1 Kc6 46. Bd2 Nb6+ 47. Kb4 Nd5+ 48. Kc4 Nb6+ 49. Kd3 Kd5 50. g4 hxg4 51. hxg4 Nc4 52. Be1 Nb2+
YES SO U CAN SEE THE BISHOP HIDING ON E3
Stop talking like that
Jesus
I lost my peak level of interest in chess
Nice one
how do u know hes jesus?
i'm highest rated in chat again
bro is 1000 😹
broo can you review my game bro please?
nuh uh
not for long
NO
I’m always lurking
When i opened your profile my discord crashed
k
@mitten s_2. 0 is
im just goated like that
Lasagna cloned
i am the real han nimeann
this is for sure a massive ego boost
atleast it would be for me lmao
Define ego
Hello
No
It is I
I'm the lowest
I win
Wht is the joke
I connected my account and still cant talk any ideas
Bruv u have to get trusted
How Can i do that?
Idk
Thanks
Use / trust
Thank you its working
You are able to talk right? 😅
im too good at chess
Whats your rating
we should play rapid sometime
in 10 minutes alright
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/85682984181?tab=review yo can someone review this
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 d6 4. d3 Bg4 5. Nc3 Be7 6. h3 Bxf3 7. Qxf3 Nh6 8. Bxh6 O-O 9. Qg4 Bf6 10. Nd5 Nd4 11. O-O-O Kh8 12. Be3 Nc6 13. Nxf6 Qxf6 14. f3 Rfe8 15. Bb5 a6 16. Bxc6 bxc6 17. d4 exd4 18. Bxd4 Qh6+ 19. Kb1 f6 20. c3 d5 21. Rhe1 dxe4 22. Rxe4 Rxe4 23. Qxe4 Qg5 24. Re1 h6 25. Qxc6 Rc8 26. Qxa6 Rd8 27. Qd3 Qxg2 28. f4 c5 29. Qf5 cxd4 30. cxd4 Qf2 31. Rc1 Qxd4 32. b3 Qd3+ 33. Qxd3 Rxd3 34. Rc8+ Kh7 35. Kc2 Rxh3 36. a4 Rf3 37. a5 Rxf4 38. a6 Rf5 39. a7 Ra5 40. Rc7 h5 41. b4 Ra6 42. b5 Ra5 43. b6 Kh6 44. Kb3 g5 45. Kb4 Ra1 46. Kc5 g4 47. Kc6 g3 48. Kb7 g2 49. a8=Q Rxa8 50. Kxa8 g1=Q 51. b7 Qb1 52. b8=Q Qxb8+ 53. Kxb8 h4 54. Rc5 h3 55. Kc7 h2 56. Rc1 Kh5 57. Rh1 Kg5 58. Rxh2 f5 59. Kd6 f4 60. Rg2+ Kf5 61. Kd5 f3 62. Rf2 Kf4 63. Kd4 Kg4 64. Ke3 Kg3 65. Rxf3+ Kg4 66. Rf8 Kg5 67. Ke4 Kg6 68. Rf1 Kg5 69. Rf2 Kg6 70. Ke5 Kg7 71. Ke6 Kg6 72. Rg2+ Kh5 73. Kf6 Kh4 74. Kf5 Kh3 75. Rg8 Kh4 76. Rg1 Kh3 77. Kf4 Kh2 78. Rg8 Kh3 79. Rg7 Kh2 80. Kf3 Kh1 81. Kf2 Kh2 82. Rh7#
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@uncut nexus
Ye?
how to play ludo!
You can get back!
I think so, whats your rating friend
🦉
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/85682984181?tab=review someone review pls
In puzzle?
































































1. e4 e5 2. [Nf3] Nc6 3. Bc4 d6 4. d3 Bg4 5. Nc3 Be7 6. h3 Bxf3 7. Qxf3 Nh6 8. Bxh6 O-O 9. Qg4 Bf6 10. Nd5 Nd4 11. O-O-O Kh8 12. Be3 Nc6 13. Nxf6 Qxf6 14. f3 Rfe8 15. Bb5 a6 16. Bxc6 bxc6 17. d4 exd4 18. Bxd4 Qh6+ 19. Kb1 f6 20. c3 d5 21. Rhe1 dxe4 22. Rxe4 Rxe4 23. Qxe4 Qg5 24. Re1 h6 25. Qxc6 Rc8 26. Qxa6 Rd8 27. Qd3 Qxg2 28. f4 c5 29. Qf5 cxd4 30. cxd4 Qf2 31. Rc1 Qxd4 32. b3 Qd3+ 33. Qxd3 Rxd3 34. Rc8+ Kh7 35. Kc2 Rxh3 36. a4 Rf3 37. a5 Rxf4 38. a6 Rf5 39. a7 Ra5 40. Rc7 h5 41. b4 Ra6 42. b5 Ra5 43. b6 Kh6 44. Kb3 g5 45. Kb4 Ra1 46. Kc5 g4 47. Kc6 g3 48. Kb7 g2 49. a8=Q Rxa8 50. Kxa8 g1=Q 51. b7 Qb1 52. b8=Q Qxb8+ 53. Kxb8 h4 54. Rc5 h3 55. Kc7 h2 56. Rc1 Kh5 57. Rh1 Kg5 58. Rxh2 f5 59. Kd6 f4 60. Rg2+ Kf5 61. Kd5 f3 62. Rf2 Kf4 63. Kd4 Kg4 64. Ke3 Kg3 65. Rxf3+ Kg4 66. Rf8 Kg5 67. Ke4 Kg6 68. Rf1 Kg5 69. Rf2 Kg6 70. Ke5 Kg7 71. Ke6 Kg6 72. Rg2+ Kh5 73. Kf6 Kh4 74. Kf5 Kh3 75. Rg8 Kh4 76. Rg1 Kh3 77. Kf4 Kh2 78. Rg8 Kh3 79. Rg7 Kh2 80. Kf3 Kh1 81. Kf2 Kh2 82. Rh7#
In rapid
Is that you in your pfp🥶
1670 or something
Nice
What is your problem?
im reading a book so thats my excuse if i lose
Nothing I was just asking
Why this emoji?
what book?
Because you look drippy🤑
hi
Where is admin?
stephen king's "on writing", its for my summer ap lang homework
damn
Bro what all I did was compliment you💀
Racist
what do ya gotta write down?
I really need some help. So I know of this one song. It only had one verse and it repeated over and over with a cool beat. It was released around 2018. It blew up, and has been the bg for tons of yt shorts and stuff. The thing is, aside from that, I have absolutely no idea what that song was, and Im despearately trying to find it again. It had a female singer, that sang that one verse and then the beat would take over. Any songs that ring a bell?
Reported
I said you look good wtf
I am back
You say smth because in Black?
"damn bro you're lookin sharp!"
"911 i have a mass murderer harrassing me"
I've been recommended that book mayn times, one of these days, I'll get around to reading ti
dude nobody said anything rude be quiet
i gotta do a shitload of analyses on various parts of the book and ive gotta annotate stuff too fml
You have some serious insecurities if you think someone telling you that you look good is racism
Anyone wanna learn chess from me? >:)
Why this emoji?
how long is the book?
what emoji
way too long
the cold face emoji is a compliment like, "damn that's badass"
????
It's the emoji people use when someone looks drippy
Said what? You can always ping mods if someone did
no offense to stephen king hes a great writer but im too tired for this shit
Where are the mods
what time is it lmfao
How is that a bad emoji, I was just trying to be nice😭
AP lang 🗿 btw if you want free 5’s, take APES, Psych, and APHG
1pm but i was out late partying and i have a shift at 5
phys 1 and calc bc were free 5s
@unkempt light was complimenting horhe by saying he looks good and now he is saying racism
apes was super super light i beat my first FM in thay class
In flabbergasted
You can ping @Server mod #5976 but only if you think someone breaks rules
damn
I was just trying to be nice💀
Oops
can someone please help me find a song, Its killing me
Phys 1 was super duper free yeah but calc I didn’t do anything all year so I’m surprised I even passed 🗿
how much is the pay from the shift?
Just a racist man
🥵
If I didn’t get a 5 on phys I was gonna be mad ngl
im hoping for a perfect score
Ohh got it
"what the hell kind of name is soap eh?"
Bro gonna be the only person of his year
Go on then mate explain how I'm racist? Because all I've done is complement your looks
its just fast food work lol im just a high schooler looking for some money
he's trolling 🦉
@uncut nexus is complimenting anybody racist now?
its nothing crazy
Why you say this only to me cuz im Black?
Cap ong
lmfao, become a paper boy
W employed high schooler
Bro thinks it’s the twentieth century
start a newspaper business real
@torpid lintel dms
tutoring and chess coaching are super lucrative for me though
i make a living off fake newspapers
Um
No I said it to you because you had your face in your pfp and I wanted to compliment you
i get 35/hr to tutor and i think someones trying to get me to coach their kid in chess for 50/hr
Nice
im not even that good but its money
I dont need compliment i know i look good
Too bad you can’t tutor chess 8 hours a day lol
Okay
Dude it’s probably some 600 elo rich kid 💀 you don’t have to be GM
Can you link the message :)
Wow
ik but still
Just teach him ladder mate or sumn
woah 50 hours a day
Here
u gotta target the rich families when ur looking for ppl to tutor
Bro ask anyone I was just saying he looks drippy then he tried saying I'm racist
LMAO
@torpid lintel
where do u even find them 😂
HOW IS ME COMPLEMENTING YOUR LOOKS RACIST
chicken
just get to know people and make some friends
Complimenting*
This chat is always crazy
awooga
stop victimizing yourself because somebody complimented you
not crazy mentally ill
@torpid lintel dms 
😔
make a poster, "chess tutor for hire!" then put a confident pic of yourself crossing arms smiling below the text
Someone black here?
:3
it has to be in comic sans
exactly
I seriously don't know what your problem is
@last verge I almost lost to a 1600 yesterday but he blundered and allowed a rook sac which led to forced mate, but I didn’t see that. My line was only -5 lmao
The last time i came in here, the topic was perjury, now its racism?
But it was -M2
just ignore it iguess
I don’t have problem you have
yo bro, you comfortable with your face on a poster?
still
I complimented a guy and said he looked drippy now he's reporting me and trying to get me banned for racism 🙂
I will contact support
Still I was down a pawn to a 1600 💀
He attacked my pawn with his knight and I just did not see it at all
@uncut nexus I guess he was just asking if it is your profile or idk :)
mmm give me your face mmm i will totally not steal your identity mmm
I heard the captures sound and I was like wtf
Bro I really know it he wanted to be mean
local murderer captures unprotected pawn
Horhe chill man
If I wanted to be mean I would of been mean but I wasn't? All I did was compliment you
can someone here review my game??
give face
You also reported
Hi
You can't report someone because you think they are trying to be mean
Yes and for what
Why you send me?
because you look nice
Bro got reported for complimenting someone 💀
🥵
Because we think you are drippy
@torpid lintel can you contact mod here?
Fresh cut tbf
nice juicy smile btw
Just seems like you love victimising yourself
Okay let's me do it wait :)
Ok
magnus da goat won 2-0 vs a legend
😭 😭
i am not sure if he's trolling or what
How can I get roles?
yeah lmao
Horhe i dont think ur winning this one tbh
You gotta problem bc I’m black?
🐐
Everyone is equal
nah i gotta problem bc of your attitude
Look at what I've sent, I've done nothing against the rules I simply complemented him
@undone bridge pass me in all ratings when
Does not matter if u are Asian or african
Seems like ur the one having a problem ngl
Never, I don’t play chess much anymore. Too much clash of clans 😭
Like the rating ones. I'm also a Platinum Member.
Nope everyone has a problem with you now because you are being a brat
Ok why is he sending my photos?
do we ping a mod or something
u have to
cap u are not WCM i am
Yes but I wanna stop this fight 
If you make your photo your pfp you cant complain when someone sends it
bro dms
M8 we can all see it either way. You posted it online
ong
chill guys, this guy here is trolling, i just googled his face i think that guy in pfp is some famous person
bro got like highest gpa or smthng
@last verge what's your salary expectations?
Where are you from? You don’t have black people in your hood??
for what
bro chill
My brother. Im half black
chill
Ok where u from
noone insulted anyone
i am 
just a small side job like chess tutor or cashier
no thats too high for me
Half middle east, half american
He's taking it so seriously idk
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/85682984181?tab=review dawg someone review 
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 d6 4. d3 Bg4 5. Nc3 Be7 6. h3 Bxf3 7. Qxf3 Nh6 8. Bxh6 O-O 9. Qg4 Bf6 10. Nd5 Nd4 11. O-O-O Kh8 12. Be3 Nc6 13. Nxf6 Qxf6 14. f3 Rfe8 15. Bb5 a6 16. Bxc6 bxc6 17. d4 exd4 18. Bxd4 Qh6+ 19. Kb1 f6 20. c3 d5 21. Rhe1 dxe4 22. Rxe4 Rxe4 23. Qxe4 Qg5 24. Re1 h6 25. Qxc6 Rc8 26. Qxa6 Rd8 27. Qd3 Qxg2 28. f4 c5 29. Qf5 cxd4 30. cxd4 Qf2 31. Rc1 Qxd4 32. b3 Qd3+ 33. Qxd3 Rxd3 34. Rc8+ Kh7 35. Kc2 Rxh3 36. a4 Rf3 37. a5 Rxf4 38. a6 Rf5 39. a7 Ra5 40. Rc7 h5 41. b4 Ra6 42. b5 Ra5 43. b6 Kh6 44. Kb3 g5 45. Kb4 Ra1 46. Kc5 g4 47. Kc6 g3 48. Kb7 g2 49. a8=Q Rxa8 50. Kxa8 g1=Q 51. b7 Qb1 52. b8=Q Qxb8+ 53. Kxb8 h4 54. Rc5 h3 55. Kc7 h2 56. Rc1 Kh5 57. Rh1 Kg5 58. Rxh2 f5 59. Kd6 f4 60. Rg2+ Kf5 61. Kd5 f3 62. Rf2 Kf4 63. Kd4 Kg4 64. Ke3 Kg3 65. Rxf3+ Kg4 66. Rf8 Kg5 67. Ke4 Kg6 68. Rf1 Kg5 69. Rf2 Kg6 70. Ke5 Kg7 71. Ke6 Kg6 72. Rg2+ Kh5 73. Kf6 Kh4 74. Kf5 Kh3 75. Rg8 Kh4 76. Rg1 Kh3 77. Kf4 Kh2 78. Rg8 Kh3 79. Rg7 Kh2 80. Kf3 Kh1 81. Kf2 Kh2 82. Rh7#
dude im happy with any amount of money the experience is worth it and im broke as hell
So you are not black
the best move in algebraic chess notation?
@last verge ok i will teach u
i'm gonna put down us minimum wage
@uncut nexus :)
yeah he is just trolling
`Even during a global crisis, one high school senior is making history on two fronts.
Timi Adelakun has become the first black valedictorian of South Broward High School in Hollywood, Florida, and has the highest GPA ever recorded at the school.
"Coming from a low-income community, it means a lot in general because of the way I was brought up," Adelakun told ABC News.`
the guy in his pfp
Omg stfu your not funny everyone knows your trolling
Oh ffs
NAHHHHHHHHH
how to be 2500
Who?
@torpid lintel is he white??
What
@uncut nexus
pay me 50 dollras so i can get a new mouse and i teach u
just drop it
Ping the mods now
no need to ping
mice are not that expensive
Thanks
just chill out all
Ok I don’t want to talk with people like this
i need my gaming mouse
in chess...
Bye
plus i need to buy the new champions bundle
Piss off
let's keep it civil please everyone
i can play bullet with trackpad
iykyk
@last verge give pfp
the person in his profile isnt even him LMAO
Broda reported 2 people and left 
There is chess in the middle of algebraic notation lol
Feelings = hurt
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/85682984181?tab=review someonereviewplssademoji
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 d6 4. d3 Bg4 5. Nc3 Be7 6. h3 Bxf3 7. Qxf3 Nh6 8. Bxh6 O-O 9. Qg4 Bf6 10. Nd5 Nd4 11. O-O-O Kh8 12. Be3 Nc6 13. Nxf6 Qxf6 14. f3 Rfe8 15. Bb5 a6 16. Bxc6 bxc6 17. d4 exd4 18. Bxd4 Qh6+ 19. Kb1 f6 20. c3 d5 21. Rhe1 dxe4 22. Rxe4 Rxe4 23. Qxe4 Qg5 24. Re1 h6 25. Qxc6 Rc8 26. Qxa6 Rd8 27. Qd3 Qxg2 28. f4 c5 29. Qf5 cxd4 30. cxd4 Qf2 31. Rc1 Qxd4 32. b3 Qd3+ 33. Qxd3 Rxd3 34. Rc8+ Kh7 35. Kc2 Rxh3 36. a4 Rf3 37. a5 Rxf4 38. a6 Rf5 39. a7 Ra5 40. Rc7 h5 41. b4 Ra6 42. b5 Ra5 43. b6 Kh6 44. Kb3 g5 45. Kb4 Ra1 46. Kc5 g4 47. Kc6 g3 48. Kb7 g2 49. a8=Q Rxa8 50. Kxa8 g1=Q 51. b7 Qb1 52. b8=Q Qxb8+ 53. Kxb8 h4 54. Rc5 h3 55. Kc7 h2 56. Rc1 Kh5 57. Rh1 Kg5 58. Rxh2 f5 59. Kd6 f4 60. Rg2+ Kf5 61. Kd5 f3 62. Rf2 Kf4 63. Kd4 Kg4 64. Ke3 Kg3 65. Rxf3+ Kg4 66. Rf8 Kg5 67. Ke4 Kg6 68. Rf1 Kg5 69. Rf2 Kg6 70. Ke5 Kg7 71. Ke6 Kg6 72. Rg2+ Kh5 73. Kf6 Kh4 74. Kf5 Kh3 75. Rg8 Kh4 76. Rg1 Kh3 77. Kf4 Kh2 78. Rg8 Kh3 79. Rg7 Kh2 80. Kf3 Kh1 81. Kf2 Kh2 82. Rh7#
@uncut nexus is your name Timi Adelakun
The person in your profile picture isnt even you, the persons name is Timi Adelakun
Bro, it aint that deep
best move in algebraic chess notation?
He is known for getting the highest GPA ever
ye hes a youtuber
How you know that
I searched it up
Now I’m gonna call the police
Ok schnitzel
why cant Americans play chess ?
because they lost 2 towers? NOO
because avg American is not smart
🗿
Defo a troll
Ok go camera talk
Good arguements
how tf do u get a GPA higher than 5
@last verge i will send challenge
And I call police
Can I ask you a question?
send
i guesS,
best move in algebraic chess notation?
do it please
where
Can I send a picture in DM's?
alright
@last verge print this shit
Salary too high
scammer
10p take it or leave it
it should be 2 dollars per hour
fukfuk
that is literally the minimum pay legally in the us
💀
david vs goliath be like:
@bright glade apathetic moist
UwU
diamond or nothing
someone should gift me 3523 years worth of diamond
gift me diamond and i'll help
trolling? is insights and coach stuff that important
i mainly want it for puzzles and game review
if you are absolutely addicted to puzzle solving, then yes
heh, he is silent
depends
hello sussy boi
iaint no sussy boi
i am as innocent as a newborn babyy
also hi
let’s say you’re more curious than sus
the curiousity of a child that i have

hyd cellen
I’m dying I guess
I AM PEAK AGAIN
This is the Chess.com profile of igorlion69. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 961 (peak)
Blitz: 778 (peak)
Bullet: 708 (peak)
the moment I’m not dying is when there’s a real problem 
oh god
hope its goes well for you
this whole dying thing
for now I guess I’m still alive
this sounds so bad
restart discord
nah
Sup G
whoever's reading this, breathe NOW!

I am in a chess tornament right now any chess openings I should review more my first game
if you’re just good you won’t need to prepare your openings. But I guess something popular like Italian should be reviewed
Sus
I’m so tempted to actually google the coordinate
bongcloud or the grob i would highly suggest
lmao
damiano top tier
Depends on what u play as white
damn
And black
i did out of curiosity
the god damn curiosity
theres nothing there
you’re watching Inuki san’s dog or something like that for sure
None at alll
Referring to my msg?
I’ll say chess.com is more inflated by 200-400 normally
i did
out of curiosity read the manga
naw
two reasons why you won’t have a good time on the internet :/
I see
i thought it was something wholesome
you didn’t
if ur dumb, that’s called being a clown
i did
💀
if ur smart, that’s called being a nerd :/
what would you guys do here would you A take the knight and be up a full knight in the endgame or B take the rook but have an endgame where the opponent has a knight or a bishop against your rook
I am a doubter. Ain’t no way someone actually watched it
i didnt watch it
??
ive read it
A
it is literally ecchi
if opponet don’t see the fork (mainly because of low intelligence) then B
everything is ecchi cellen
nxc7
its anime

have u seen a single anime that hasnt had ecchi in it
wait nvm
ive seen a few but its a minority
its weird position nxc7 kd8 bg5 kxc7 bxe7 then they have nf3 ideas
§
Damn idk
Mainly because of low intelligence?
What are you saying dude
I actually can’t argue with that
Most have at least one
æææææ
exactly
i am so smart in the very wrong departements
i need some help
I’m slowly becoming a nerd
Baki, berserk, Vinland saga(?)
lmao again?
Aw sweetie, what do you need help for?
you should stop watching these things 🗿
How do one pronaunce this alphabet
Argh
I AM CURIOUS
its just like looking at the sun
Curiosity kills the cat
Can we go to DM's?
its so wrong it burns your eyes but you cant look away
i am the only person that can change the feeling you get from a positive song into a sad song
ææææææææ
are you saying you enjoy ecchi
Yes, my princess 🙂
add some suicide innit and ther u go
did u watch rent a gf
The thing that I'm trying to say is that your can't judge one's intelligence lvl with missing or finding a fork..
every nsfw thing I’ve ever mentioned you know of
@subtle cove yes?
F sh
That’s intresting…
You tagged me?
tried once, quit after 10 minutes
overflow
Someone play?
Hello noobie
you a twitch streamer?
You tagged me?
interesting*
y u crying?
newbie*
I untagged you immediately so stop asking
So you ghost tagged me?
You can say that too
Yup

🤨
WHAT FEELINGS?
Yo
fellas, describe your chess career in 1 to 3 words
bad
Yeaaaa...
That's it
No more taking with you🙅
i’m sorry man i just don’t understand
This is chess server
Bro are you that dumb
Yeah are you? Am asking
This doesn't even feel like joke anymore
Can anyone help me
What is sarcasm and how do you know when someone is using it and when not?
shii i can’t help ppl over 600 elo man, sowwy
Wtf?
<@&745328830649991179>
I watch and i go does anyone watch this this is fking shit and i'll be like " hold on what happens next " and i end up watching the entire thing
This is your answer?

That's how you do it isee
en passant
Server Mods are getting pushed into overdrive
we just played an intense game of skribbl.io give us a break 
DAMN ANITTA IS WATCHING
@bright glade we both missed so much shit 💀💀💀💀√
deadge
I MISSED MATE
Did this turn into a drama server or what?
Yap yap
Always has been
AND I MISSED A FREE QUEEN AND I MISSED SAVING MY ROOK
how did ur ass get a brilliant and not mine
What were the past 100 messages
Oh mb
I MISSED MATE BRUH
yeah idk why u didnt save your rook
@strange skiff hey, we gotta see your full face now!
i’m 600 elo, wanna battle?
Unnecessary tag
💀 he did NOT play mate
perhaps, a 1v1?
fake game fake game
Yup stop tagging me you dumbo
What is sarcasm and how do you know when someone is using it and when not?
When did I
i did NOT take his queen 💀
okay
and he did NOT take my queen 💀
re chat
not a real game
i had 2 seconds u had 20 you shouldve seen smh
It happens
classic 2,000 elo chess
time issue
that was not a real game
i have a weird mouse and its new so im not used to it
i thought i was gonna lose on time cuz how not used to it i am
new mouse = queen hang
who buys new nouse just reuse it
i made like 5 mouseslips 💀
White didn't take your queen too?!
can i get help in chemistry?
duck had no time
at least i got a brilliant
Nice chess question
💀
fake ass brilliant i shouldve just moved my king
Hmm i see
alcohol + bleach = chloroform
This isn't a video game.
How can you lose a game just by not being used to your mouse.
what Kh2?
no what
it's true
Kg2 was better than Rf1
bleach + eyes = tiktok challenge

i did see Kg2 but eh i thought the queen vs rook endgame was better for me
can i send a picture in dms?
I can help you
@last verge did u like me throwing away my center pawns like that in the end 
anyways, burning an empty match box = tear gas
can we go to dms?
End game is like organic chemistry
ok
i correctly analyzed that Kg2 Qb2+ followed by Qc1 is equalish
Which class are you in
i hung a rock
Hey, i wanna help you too
the password game
yall should do this irl 👍🏾
Don't listen to him
?
do NOT listen to dragonfly
i know that game
what
2.13 dollars an hour for tipped employees
Looks like you are offering something in dms💀
Yes dont
ill send a picture
play Kg2 and let it cook
He is dumb
Yes do it
Qb2+ is +0.2 so equalish
free engine 
yeah it's claiming Qb2 and Qa2 are both a draw
it's also saying Rb7 is a draw now
💀
? Why are you so rude
Seriously
my dumbass need to look at reverse move orders
all the atomic numbers ik dont even make it up to 50
hi 👋
bro is NOT mikhail tal
like im completely winning if i see that the pawn is pinned
helo
just wanted to update that I got to 1800 today
quite the achievement for me
this is the 2nd time that ive played the wrong move order in such a tactic
oh holy fk i missed the lateral pin
💀
W
ty!!
i saw it in whatever goddamn line i was calculating but i didnt think to sac the knight first
Lol dragon got banned
I didn't even report it
Thank you mods
im actually so garbage i missed mate and a free queen and i hung two roks
thank god
tried to channel my inner tal after playing the tal
Anyone wanna 1v1
major asshole honestly
u had no time
okay in my defense while playing i was reading a book on writing and i have to focus and annotate stuff
done
let's agree that this was a fake game
in my defense i hadnt played serious rapid in some weeks
maybe guess the elo worthy
no, it goes on the record
don't forget the 14-4 from before you got banned
what 14-4
hmmmm? ion reember
bullet adoption
he what?

u prolly dreaming
10

i was banned for cheating on two different accounts
did you?
yeah. for many many many many months
Im sure you did actually
he did but he doesn't cheat anymore which you can tell pretty easily from the quality of his moves
yikes
nah bro we never played before, matter of fact i dont even know you 
good 🙏
yikesies
WHGAT DOES THAT MEAN
duck is throwing shade
When u became women criminal master
LOL
duck i dont want you supporting me anymore smh
a top hat is no decoration
bro roasted you
he literally lost to me in rapid rn so he sucks
i adopted you
play a game rn i wanna watch
🔥
you're literally my son
1-0 rapid 🥱
bast you play e4 right?
14-4
did he fr adopt you

we do NOT talk about it
yes he's on my adoption wall
i wouldnt let that slide
show ur wall
HE'S LITEARLLY 2100 BULLET
its on my cc profile
hold on
im 2017 
ur other account u nerd
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Why u ignored me @last verge
prove him wrong and get to 2200
soon
shush
all my friends will become better at chess than me because i will be busy with studies 
that ones low 2100 sadge i was trying to get 2200
dw about it
2100 isn’t even super high lol
he's no man he's a duck
with a top hat even
Female duck
not the point, he was 1700 "rated" at the time and i was 1900, so i was expecting to adopt him but he surprised me at the speed he plays today
whats a female duck
i was truly 1700
damn 
nah no 1700 moves as fast as you did back then
they do move fast they just play worse moves
wtf?
just like moon
no they dont smh
you played Kh4 for sure
never forget 14-4
10
i had 2 seconds
what the heck is that

i did get one of every move type though that makes me cooler than you
this feels like 2 kids trying to beat each other
70% accuracy talk
Didnt thought anyone above 2000 would hung mate in 1
i am betting on duck
its friendly banter smh
bro was NOT brilliant 💀🔥
still though lol

I’m also betting my coins on him
kids? im old man 
i’m dying of laughter
16 is not old
apathetic is dead
I'm betting on chess
I am betting on apathetic
im 18 and uni starts in 1 week
dementia
On or in?
@last verge if we only show this part of the game (i shouldve cropped more) i did well
I just hope for interesting chess
wheres my brilliant
who
imagine
@Server_Mod when I will get my ‹0 rated role
bro really ghost pinged the mod role 💀
Didnt thought I can ping by edit

Ded chat
🤣🤣🤣
Hi Bailey
Hey how r u?
I am gud
Good! My friend is coming over to swim
No in real life
Ok
Yo
No?
Yes
It is gud
As if someone at my level will see that this is an error in 6 moves
wasted opportunity to underpromote to a rook for the funnies (opponent blundered back rank mate)
Found out that suicide kills you
damn thats crazy
So kids, dont do that shit
no thx
hi

NO
I swear to god that, within the past few hours, I have gotten to 1794 and then dropped back down to 1760 SO MANY TIMES
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^ MY PROOOOOOF!!!!!!!!!
I honestly feel like that would be more annoying
going from 1200 to 1300 was easy that I got to 1400 same day. Now, 1700 trying 1800. What is even the difference WHY. At 2400, 2500 The difference is HUGe
because the difference in play isn't as obvious
at higher levels
therefore it takes significantly longer to improve
I wish I knew the difference between 1750 and 1850
you only lose aknight
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queen is hanging lol wym
you get a fork
the difference between 1750 and 1850 online isn't much. the difference between 1750 and 1850 could honestly be summarized with just playing openings people aren't comfortable with into a midgame they haven't experienced
-8 says the engine
gxh5:
pawn takes
otb its a big diff tho
This is the difference
I would have taken with queen and only been up a piece
blunder
Guys, do u knoe that blundering the WHOLE game is not actually loosing?
It is sad thought that it was mate and misclicked knight there
If you do the best blunders but you ropponent does the worst blunders, you can still win
XD
Fax
as we have demonstrated
ehhhh
No but like... you make the best blunders, but the opponent, the worst blunders
So like you make the best worst moves but the opponent makes the WORST moves
?
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I already have an account

dude I have an account
there's no fkin way
Cant I join discord server using my phone app?
Guys I btw got a brilliant move one time without me noticing 
Why?
Qh1+
after Kxh1 Bf2#
In a position I played Ne6 and it was a
move
duck on top
Btw why do u have an duck on ur head
duck with a top hat
yeah I did
BRILLIANT UNDERPROMOTION
?
Guys what do u think is a brilliant move with a king
someone wanna play me? my elo is 853 in blitz but im too confident that i think i can beat some 1100 elo rating
not learning openings, theories or anything tho
what'd you want?
im 766 in bullet
Can anyone play classical chess?
im going insane in rapid lol
rapid is how u actually learn the game
Did you just start?
best i got
No
there's a lot of castling tactics that are truly brilliant
The brilliant move was Kg3?
some people talking shit
Ka8 it's on the board
I learned in bullet
But I don’t see it
it's the only move that draws
white to move and win
Push the pawn
been apatheticmoiz/mioz since 2015 so
d7 Ke7 what next
rook d1
rd1?
draw
Idk tbh 😂
Rd1 draws to Rg2/Rh2 and Rg1+/Rh1+ trading the rooks off
ra7?
True but kind of impractical for most
real
Ra7 actually loses
que
O-O-O is a draw
💀
||but that's the right idea||
Hello everyone
d7 Ke7
long castle? seriously? (reply with
if you agree with me)
thats wild
if you’re below 1000, played the fried liver I GUARANTEE you will win a queen every time if you know how to counter this trap
sac the queen
d7
ive seen that before actually
||d7 Ke7 d8=Q+ Kxd8 O-O-O+ followed by Kxb2||
yes
long castles fork
I SAID QUEEN
ponzonzi is crazy
Guys do u think scholars mate is trash?
i will find a harder one
Hey who can solve a word puzzle? You have to make a word with specific letters
The kind of trap you fall for once cause you’ve never seen it before and destroy the dozens of times you see it afterwards
Mini anitta
same
What's that?
(actually maybe once but I might have been a <1000 elo
hey @last verge did u ever fall for the mate in 2
I did but we both somehow blundered our way to a drawn opposite colored bishop endgame
I remember this game specifically because of how much of a slog it was lmao
f3 g4
What trap r u talking about?
the move is stupid but not losing
you’ve just got better options
guys I just en passanted my opponent and he mated me 😭 (it was a mate in one)
any chance there's people in chat who haven't seen this puzzle yet
white to move and win
Good job
what do u mean good job my opponent mated me
Did u get it from chess.com?
i don't think it's a chess.com puzzle but it might be
but yeah white to move and win
En passant is better: u can mate every like 2 game, but en passant's rare
i seens it
@last verge how did u put a picture when I can’t
give it a shot
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cashapp me $50 and i'll tell you
hi
anyways if you guys haven't seen this before give it a shot
I thought u got it from chess.com and tried to solve it not by yourself (thats against fair play rules)
But let me see the puzzle
puzzle above, white to move
Rc7 attack the queen
|| Rc8+, Rxc8, Qa7+, Kxa7, bxc8=N+ ||
that blunders a rook and also like mate
shh let the noobs figure it out
Dude the queen is protecting
draw
it's called a "knight"
- Rc8 Rxc8 2. Qa7 Kxa7 3. bxc8=N
and win the Queen and the pawns and the game
the black king also covers c7
theres this knight fork at the end right, i saw it on twitter a long time back

