💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

No fk you

[primal marten]

My lawyer adviced me not to proceed with that joke.

[digital phoenix]

oh well that changes a lot if "resisting arrest"

[flint thunder]

not even 1000 rated rip

[grim edge]

STOP RESISTING

[thorn yoke]

If they pin you to the ground just say harder daddy

[grim edge]

a more specific step by step:

1. police will call u sir
2. change your voooice and ask if they assumed ur gender
3. be shocked and say that's offensive
4. they will be confused
5. accuse them of being homophobic
6. keep whining until they get annoyed and leave

and make sure to complain about it on social media

[digital phoenix]

woah woah i was just reaching for id

[fresh quest]

chess... later

[grim edge]

fr

[thorn yoke]

Don't forget to record the whole thing

[thorn yoke]

Asking me out

[nimble niche]

and post it on social media for free clout

[grim edge]

STOP RESISTING PUT THE GUN DOWN

[digital phoenix]

I DONT HAVE A GUN

[grim edge]

post it on social media while complaining about it*

[fresh quest]

maybe hehe

[grim edge]

I NEED BACKUP HES GOT A GUN

[thorn yoke]

With that clout start to vlog

[grim edge]

he?

[digital phoenix]

MY HANDS ARE UP

[grim edge]

HES ATTACKING ME WITH A GUN

[grim edge]

he?

STOP RESISTING

[grim edge]

and women (usually) will slide into your dms to comfort you and boom.. girls in dms

[flint thunder]

I HAVE A GUN

[grim edge]

Women dont exist on discord

[digital phoenix]

THIS IS ALL ON TAPE IM TAKING U TO COURT

[thorn yoke]

Attack him with your poop

[mild apex]

calm down chat

[grim edge]

quick this is where we employ the step by step guide

[grim edge]

Nah bro i aint that low

[flint thunder]

FEAR ME I HAVE A GUN ILL SHOOT YOU

[grim edge]

dont forget the "I HAVE CONNECTIONS"

[thorn yoke]

That's what she said

[digital phoenix]

wow are u gonna ignore that @grim edge are u gonna just pick on me huh

[nimble niche]

you need to have the american mentality, someone is attacking you with a gun, so you need to attack back with 5 guns

[grim edge]

Im blind rn, adoring my pocket watch, sorry

[flint thunder]

let me take on both of ya and ill be the only chat overlord lol

[grim edge]

No you need to arrest them for resisting

[digital phoenix]

what if i reach into my pocket

[thorn yoke]

And you get a banana

[grim edge]

If i was a police officer id choke you with my knee until you pass out

[grand shore]

Only if they're of colour

[grim edge]

Or if theyre a femboy

[nimble niche]

officer officer i can't breathe

[grim edge]

guys i think this has gone terribly wrong. we havent been consulting the step by step guide

[flint thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/traffic-fbi-open-up-raid-gif-13450966

[digital phoenix]

stop resisting arrest

[thorn yoke]

Harder

[grim edge]

to whoever's planning to snitch this chat.. i will freaking scream

[grim edge]

HUUUH???

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[thorn yoke]

If someone we're to post this on YouTube they would go viral

[digital phoenix]

gg

someone needs to record this and post on twittr

[flint thunder]

pls dont put me into the dark

[grim edge]

Oh… it pinged them 💀💀💀

[mild apex]

wtf why?

[grim edge]

Im so fked

[grim edge]

while complaining and cancelling us

[grim edge]

bruh you're literally involved in the roleplaying LMAO

[grim edge]

I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD PING THEM

[thorn yoke]

Someone is getting warned

[digital phoenix]

drop the bomb drop the bomb

[mild apex]

u hav low braincells

[grim edge]

low braincells be like

[mild apex]

wdym???

[grim edge]

snitched himself

[mild apex]

it obviously will ping them

[grim edge]

I typed the words separately

[thorn yoke]

Imagine

[nimble niche]

genius

[flint thunder]

here have some 🧠

[thorn yoke]

Even worse

[digital phoenix]

mod prediction: hey guys can we get back to talking about chess

2nd mod prediction: please calm down

[mild apex]

server mod is legit separated

[grim edge]

[flint thunder]

[digital phoenix]

3rd mod prediction: drop the topic please

[grim edge]

I THOUGHT IT HAD A - IN THE NAME

[thorn yoke]

Hahaha

[mild apex]

3rd mood prediction: what/ ??

[digital phoenix]

kind of depends on the mod

[thorn yoke]

[flint thunder]

1st prediction is bast and 2nd is scipio fr fr

[mild apex]

u rly had low braincells

[grim edge]

its not like it shows you what the role is called while you're typing it..

3rd mod prediction: read the rules: no roleplaying

[grim edge]

IT DIDNT

[nimble niche]

anitta would time everyone out and go back to sleep

[thorn yoke]

Get trolled

[flint thunder]

mods just editing the rules

[grim edge]

I know…

[digital phoenix]

they like it trust

[grim edge]

arcsid you snitched on at least 6 people roleplaying in chat

[thorn yoke]

Don't jinx it

[digital phoenix]

cos when the furry roleplaying they dont do anything

[nimble niche]

let's predict which mod will arrive first

[grim edge]

Aka the shit i started myself 💀💀💀

[digital phoenix]

i think scipio first ngl cos hes always "offline"

[thorn yoke]

You can say shit

[mild apex]

frfr, hey wait a min

[grim edge]

i even did u guys a favor by threatening whoever will snitch

[mild apex]

invisible mode for him

[flint thunder]

hm

[grim edge]

smh

[digital phoenix]

pls scream

[thorn yoke]

Someone is worried

[grim edge]

i cannot at this time.. mods aare watching

[tawny zenith]

hi

[grim edge]

Hi

[tawny zenith]

I can scream

[thorn yoke]

Wrong time

[nimble niche]

Hi doofus

[grim edge]

yay do it

[tawny zenith]

what

[grim edge]

Im gonna die today

[tawny zenith]

Ok

[thorn yoke]

Another animal in the chat

[grim edge]

scream until your neighbors hears it

[digital phoenix]

oh it is actually doofus

[nimble niche]

Doofus already ticked the mod ping

[tawny zenith]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[grim edge]

I love everyone who knew me here, ill miss everyone, much love

[digital phoenix]

who won the betting pool

[grim edge]

i didnt think doofus would come back online ngl

doofus is back reading guys

[raw spoke]

Hi

[tawny zenith]

RAHHHHHHHH

[digital phoenix]

doofus is gonna drop a paragraph bomb

[thorn yoke]

You should have never f you self

[grim edge]

lmao

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[mild apex]

no shit, someone pinged the mods

[raw spoke]

I did the twitch summer thing but I haven’t received my free trial of Diamond membership

[grim edge]

not cool

[grim edge]

idk i thought he was like asleep?

[thorn yoke]

I may not be cool but you are beautiful

[mint yew]

Guess The Opening #7?

1. d4 d5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. g3 Bf5 4. Bg2 e6 5. O-O Be7 6. c4 O-O

[digital phoenix]

man down guys man down

[grim edge]

yall start deleting your unholy msgs

[raw spoke]

Queen Gambit

[thorn yoke]

Queen Opening

[mint yew]

❌

[raw spoke]

Queen Gambit d4D5 Variation

[nimble niche]

closed catalan

[mint yew]

Incomplete opening name

[raw spoke]

was that

[mint yew]

Can be, but its not so incorrect cuz of move order

[thorn yoke]

I am closed

[raw spoke]

Btw I did the summer thing on chess.com for free membership, but I haven’t received the membership. Does anyone know why?

[grim edge]

what is the summer thing?

[mint yew]

❌

[raw spoke]

Oh yeah you watch 2 hours of twitch streamers

[grim edge]

sorry i couldnt take like 2 seconds to google this

[raw spoke]

I just left my computer running

[nimble niche]

Bf5 is usually not played there, if so, then it'd be closed catalan

[rigid meteor]

guys ever had that feeling when you see the opening name followed by main line and you didn't even intend to play the main line? It's satisfying as hell

[raw spoke]

I don’t look at the opening

[mint yew]

Yep thats why its wrong

[flint thunder]

queens gambit declined tarrasch pargue variation not really sure about the spellings

[grim edge]

who wants toplay

[nimble niche]

It's the typical catalan setup for white though

[thorn yoke]

Rock paper scissors

[mint yew]

❌
Clue: its not queens gambit

[grim edge]

rock

[flint thunder]

oh damn

[thorn yoke]

Thunder clap

[grim edge]

body rock

[nimble niche]

it's probably some catalan variation

[mint yew]

Ofc

[grim edge]

dammit

again

[thorn yoke]

Kk

[nimble niche]

I have no idea what the name is

[mint yew]

No more answers to Guess The Opening #7? ?

[grim edge]

there's a allat of pipinos

[thorn yoke]

Rock paper scissors

[grim edge]

paper

[grim edge]

its the sicilian. final answer

[thorn yoke]

Volcano shit

[mint yew]

❌

[grim edge]

[mint yew]

Its d4 how is it sicilian

[grim edge]

alr sriously who wants to play CHESS

[grim edge]

I said what I said.

[flint thunder]

bruh queens pawn game

[mint yew]

No more answers?

[nimble niche]

guess the opening: e4 e5 Qh5 Nc6 Bc4 Nf6 Qxf7#

[flint thunder]

queens pawn game

[thorn yoke]

London

[flint thunder]

your name

[grim edge]

noob mate

[digital phoenix]

ruy lopez cos f7

[mint yew]

Eh correct tho missing var.

[elfin crag]

that's my dream opening

[flint thunder]

hm

[mint yew]

Wayward Queen Attack

[grim edge]

LASAGNAA

long time no see old friend

[digital phoenix]

who

[grim edge]

i cknow u dont remeber me

:(:

[digital phoenix]

who are u

[grim edge]

i adopted u

many times

[digital phoenix]

yeah theres no way

[grim edge]

ur dad in chess

[digital phoenix]

ive never gotten adopted before

[grim edge]

yes way

[nimble niche]

it's las' long lost father returning with the milk

[grim edge]

lol i can adopt u again

[digital phoenix]

whats ur profile

[grim edge]

RN

[grim edge]

Don't test the GM

[flint thunder]

y u adopt so many children bruh

[mint yew]

Answer: || Queen's Pawn Opening: Pseudo-Catalan Variation ||

[digital phoenix]

i beat a gm

whats a fake one gonna do to me

[flint thunder]

i got no idea

[grim edge]

!profile

[digital phoenix]

give user bruv

[nimble niche]

Bf5 isn't part of the line, is it? I thought that was just Catalan without c4

[grim edge]

no

[digital phoenix]

[grim edge]

wait

[worn ice]

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[grim edge]

JustMoveL

[flint thunder]

__

[digital phoenix]

we've never played before

do u have the right lasagna

[grim edge]

noway

iremebrr playing u

[digital phoenix]

im literally higher rated than u in everything

[grim edge]

It was too embarrassing for chess.com to keep the records

are u that 1900

U got adopted las?

[flint thunder]

WTH

[golden badge]

Where is this

[mint yew]

It can be but cuz of incorrect move order its not catalan

[flint thunder]

egypt

[grim edge]

Thats the cutest cat ever omg

[mint yew]

Its pseudo-catalan

[digital phoenix]

no?

[golden badge]

This is not egypt

[grim edge]

Whats this guy talking about then

[flint thunder]

ik lol

[digital phoenix]

i dont know

[flint thunder]

uh what?

[digital phoenix]

i have no record

[grim edge]

im not lying and i can do it again rn for proof

[grim edge]

Ur pfp

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge what cc username do u remember

[grim edge]

Do it again

[flint thunder]

oh thanks

[grim edge]

if he wants to play sure

[digital phoenix]

i cant rn

[stuck kestrel]

possible cheater

[grim edge]

u had the same pfp u have rn on discord

[digital phoenix]

i changed it recently only

[stuck kestrel]

the pfp is a sloth

[digital phoenix]

oh wait ive never had this pfp on cc

[grim edge]

i played u long time ago

Ok I'm going to sleep. I was expecting the mods to come back and drama to ensue

Goodnight

gn

[digital phoenix]

ive never had the same pfp on both?

[grim edge]

i dont remeber then

[teal dragon]

Bro woke up this morning today this morning he woke up 😔😔

[flint thunder]

gn btw im in ur walls

hehe

[stuck kestrel]

but he is homeless

stupid

[grim edge]

That clip is still funny to me

[flint thunder]

[grim edge]

cap

Alr o/

wait maybe i played u on my 2800 accohunt 😏

is pain always on dnd?

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

or like he uses online status when he's available

[digital phoenix]

dungeons and dragons yes

[grim edge]

ohhh i REMEBER

it wasnt u it was scopio or smthg like that

[grim edge]

@pine bison could u check dms please

#FreeVimun 😔

[grim edge]

what happened?

[digital phoenix]

nope

[grim edge]

muted for a week

[teal dragon]

#FreeVimun ✊

[graceful lintel]

[digital phoenix]

probably posted something inappropriate didnt he

[grim edge]

broo

#FreeVimun

#freevimun

[teal dragon]

GC

[digital phoenix]

if it wasnt a pic then free vimun

[grim edge]

what explain to me bruh

[grim edge]

a sticker that said “im going to fking kill you”

[mint yew]

Wat happened?

[flint thunder]

bro ruined my day in 1 minute

[grim edge]

are u allowed to post something inappropriate like this here

[grim edge]

my day was already ruined he made it worse

[teal dragon]

How is it inappropriate?

[flint thunder]

sad

[grim edge]

he doesnt like the barbie movie

[grim edge]

cant you see it ?

[crude whale]

bring back 2010 cause this aint it 🤣

brainwashed ppl ong

[grim edge]

#FreeVimun

[digital phoenix]

omg u sent a death threat no way??? im pinging mods

[grim edge]

we need a ww3

[mint yew]

Man wtf happend to vinmun?

[digital torrent]

W moment?

[teal dragon]

See what????

[graceful lintel]

1 week mute

[grim edge]

harm urself

[digital torrent]

Pawn brilliant goes hard

[grim edge]

what did vimun do to be 1 week muted

this shit is getting out of hand now

[tepid epoch]

what the hell did i walk into

[flint thunder]

harder

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[teal dragon]

Hes literally straight

[mint yew]

For?

[high ledge]

Noo why u sacrificed the- who did u even sac honestly

[crude whale]

suure

[digital phoenix]

way too many warninga

[flint thunder]

brilliants dont need to be sacrifices

[grim edge]

this is why a mod should make it clear. if its too many warnings or just the sticker itself

[high ledge]

I always forget that smh

[graceful lintel]

Sent smth like "I'll fking kill you"

[mint yew]

He sacs the bishop covered by the black box

[crude whale]

he gotta get put in a chamber though

[digital phoenix]

ok so sticker gives a mute, too many warnings may make it longer im not sure?

cos vimun has been getting a lot of warns this few months

[tepid epoch]

nonono clearly he sacrificed his board visibility for the pushed pawn

[grim edge]

i have a question: if a war happens does lgbtps+ community ( gays, male trans...) go to war or run with women and children

[mint yew]

It does...

[digital phoenix]

like how incho got 1 week also

[grim edge]

finally he wouldnt annoy me

[tepid epoch]

depends on the country probably

[grim edge]

but still #freevimun

[digital phoenix]

shocker

[drowsy crane]

My 950 elo went to 840 so sad rn

[graceful lintel]

I got 1 week mute two times no one noticed

[digital phoenix]

besides he can always go into ur dms if he wants to

[high ledge]

Not related to chess, but i wont lie im curious abt that too

[tepid epoch]

a more conservative country would probably still draft trans women

[drowsy crane]

i was was so close to 1k

[digital phoenix]

tell me and i will spread the news here

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

too bad he hasnt

[teal dragon]

Until recently in the US, trans were not allowed to join the military. Now they are i believe

[graceful lintel]

[digital phoenix]

btw arcsid got screwed over just now

[drowsy crane]

didnt recover my loss

[graceful lintel]

Take a break

[flint thunder]

let me send you a pic wait

[high ledge]

Lower than master level?

[grim edge]

did he get timed out?

[drowsy crane]

My fault not playing after a month break

[digital phoenix]

yes the only one

[mint yew]

Titled players

[drowsy crane]

I was was so close being a 1k elo

[teal dragon]

Rip

[grim edge]

LMAO that's maybe for pinging mods

imma drop this topic or i will get banned

[high ledge]

This criteria doesnt make sense

[grim edge]

how long is he timed out for

[drowsy crane]

I tried to recover some elo it went worst im exhausted

[graceful lintel]

Learn openings middle game concepts etc

[teal dragon]

#FreeVimun 🦉

[grim edge]

free my girl vimun

[digital phoenix]

1h not too bad

[teal dragon]

It happens to the best of us 😔

[grim edge]

he ain't do nothing

[drowsy crane]

Im not giving up tho ill try again

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

last thing to do is learn opening

i now reached 1300 without openings

[mint yew]

Somehow i lost 10 elo when i lost to a 1341 when im 1368...but won 8 elo when i won against a 1349

[drowsy crane]

I only use the Sicilian and some other openings i dont know the names

[drowsy crane]

Its dissapointing really

[flint thunder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc5j5I-UcTw just looks at the brilliant move in this video

[digital phoenix]

ok theres no way a 1300 adopted me

[grim edge]

learn middle games and the endgmae

[grim edge]

i play like lmagnus sometimes

[mint yew]

When did the game happen?

[teal dragon]

Everyone go #1139501230138347652

[graceful lintel]

I would suggest to learn openings first at 500-1200

[flint thunder]

who knows

[surreal arrow]

dont learn the game, just wing it everytime

[mint yew]

Cuz if its pre nov. 2022 thats why

[viscid jacinth]

What colour is this dress

[teal dragon]

Tf??? Then just stop after 1200?

[grim edge]

@digital phoenix you typed so slow smh

[teal dragon]

Blue and black

[mint yew]

Blue and black...

[grim edge]

i almost got introuble

[viscid jacinth]

w

[grim edge]

blue black

[grim edge]

I would suggest to learn openings last at 2200-2500

[graceful lintel]

[flint thunder]

blue and gold

[surreal arrow]

what i really consider worrying is that out of 50 games, only like 3 finish with endgame

[viscid jacinth]

And here we go

[grim edge]

incorrect

[mint yew]

Huh?

[flint thunder]

its obv

[flint thunder]

r u on light mode?

[graceful lintel]

🥹 😭

[mint yew]

How is it blue and gold

[viscid jacinth]

Now some people will start saying its white and gold

[graceful lintel]

[mint yew]

Nope

[surreal arrow]

it used to be theory to learn endgame first, openings later

[grim edge]

if u enjoy learning theory go ahead

[teal dragon]

#1139501230138347652

[flint thunder]

[mint yew]

How is it??????

[viscid jacinth]

.

[flint thunder]

i mean @viscid jacinth how does it appear to you?

[drowsy crane]

Would I get banned if I make an alt?

[grim edge]

personally i dont like openings

[viscid jacinth]

Dont worry about me

I see it as both now

[drowsy crane]

I wanna make an alt account will I get banned?

[viscid jacinth]

White and gold AND Blue and black

[teal dragon]

Not if you get permission

[graceful lintel]

Ive like 6 alts

[grim edge]

REAL

[drowsy crane]

Permission from who?

[mint yew]

If no staff permision yes if you have staff permission its ok

[surreal arrow]

i think today's chess population (at least chess.com and lichess) focus too much on openings, then blunder all their s--t in endgame

[flint thunder]

ig i am not even in this context

[grim edge]

free vimun tbh he's a good person, he never bullies me

i dont like playing someone who prepared for me the 15 first moves like ur suppiosed to think in this game

[viscid jacinth]

Some people see it as blue and gold too

[grim edge]

at least let him explain!

[teal dragon]

Chess.com

[viscid jacinth]

but its kinda rare ig

[flint thunder]

chatgpt time

[drowsy crane]

I wanna make an alt account now do I just DM a staff?

[graceful lintel]

Ur ratings? Ofc 2k+ 🥹

[mint yew]

Chess.com support

[drowsy crane]

I dont know any staff members

[grim edge]

no im 1500

[flint thunder]

im 200 :(

[drowsy crane]

Oh alright

[surreal arrow]

in a perfect chess world, endgame is always reached

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

#1139501230138347652 😔

[graceful lintel]

[viscid jacinth]

You need to focus at dark sides of area where it kinda looks like blue and black in order to see it like that

[flint thunder]

in a perfect chess game not even middle game is reached

[grim edge]

i reached that without openings 😉

[viscid jacinth]

and no u arent colourblind

[grim edge]

What happened to good old vimun

[viscid jacinth]

@keen parrot

he is online

He isnt locked out either

[graceful lintel]

Ive reached without middle game and end game concepts

[grim edge]

Whats this

[viscid jacinth]

So whats the problem

[flint thunder]

after ur ping he got on here

[grim edge]

u played dumb people then

whats ur elo

[grim edge]

they muted vimun

[digital phoenix]

jerry

[grim edge]

What did he do

I am a tom

[flint thunder]

balls

[graceful lintel]

1500(kinda tilting now)

[grim edge]

thats nice

wb ur chess.com rating

[grim edge]

oh i thought we are talking fide

[flint thunder]

like only 3 or 4 members have a fide id in this server

[graceful lintel]

straight up flexing 🥹

[graceful lintel]

Rapid unrated?

[grim edge]

im only 1200 on chess.com

@grim edge WHY DO YOU RUIN EVERYTHING VIMUN GOT.MUTED FOR A WEEK BECAUSE OF YOU

[grim edge]

1400

[graceful lintel]

I'm just too innocent

[flint thunder]

levy's last two videos:

[grim edge]

no there is more

[graceful lintel]

Cute innocent kid

[flint thunder]

is there?

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

ur username?

[grim edge]

many actually

[grim edge]

fide ?

nah lol i wont leak my real name

[graceful lintel]

Chess.com

[grim edge]

Lawd

[flint thunder]

u r flexing a lot that guy 💀

[graceful lintel]

No one's gonna ask ur fide I'd here

[grim edge]

(its literally in my discord username 💀 )

[inland marsh]

How do you register urself to the Fide?

[grim edge]

LMAO

[flint thunder]

why would u say that

[grim edge]

why not

[graceful lintel]

Google,safari,yt etc

[grim edge]

pay them

[grim edge]

Hes gun be the next neurolink

[grim edge]

justmovel

[compact mantle]

Why what happened

[flint thunder]

i saw this dude on fide whos name is Magnus Carlhammer

[nimble niche]

I am back and not timed out somehow

[graceful lintel]

Rapid match?

[teal dragon]

Trying to hide the skeletons in his closet

[compact mantle]

Vimun muted😔

[inland marsh]

nahhh

[grim edge]

OH

[teal dragon]

#1139501230138347652

[grim edge]

sure

rapid match

[nimble niche]

what did vimun do?

[grim edge]

3min+0s ok?

[compact mantle]

He posted a sticker

Which mods aint liked

[viscid jacinth]

Do you like this white and golden dress

[graceful lintel]

"Icarwi" my username

[viscid jacinth]

Motivation videos fr

[grim edge]

send challenge

[mint yew]

#1139501230138347652 is now #FreeJerry

[teal dragon]

I think bro woke up this morning 😔💪

[mint yew]

Jerry The Mouse.

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-tom-gif-20523866

[teal dragon]

Sorry im not playing a 0/+16 match no way jose 💀💀

[grim edge]

#1139501230138347652

[harsh marsh]

|0

[teal dragon]

He loves shuttlecocks

[grim edge]

so much

[tawdry pewter]

https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/game-gifs/90px/green/neo/0/cc/0/1/bEJaSmd2NVFwRiFUbXU2TGRtMFNpcTlSYnM4IXZnM1ZneFhQbkRTS0RLUUtCS1JLeG45OHVDS3Nqc0pCY2pCc2pzVEplY0pzbUFzZG5kTENocFdPb0VQSEFzMlVGTjdNZHVDa2NrOHVzWXVxZnRxYU5VYWM,.gif

[teal dragon]

@keen parrot everything reminds me of it 😔😔😔

[teal dragon]

Ip grabber

[tawdry pewter]

NO

[grim edge]

Zhy do u have prime bottles lined up

[cloud ivy]

yoo anyone around 1000 elo wants to 1v1?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> linou_a

This is the Chess.com profile of linou_a. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 832 (peak)

[grim edge]

cuz they dont sell it where im from

[tawdry pewter]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/85488007037?tab=review&move=49&tab=review&classification=brilliant&autorun=true

[worn ice]

unknowniCK_MDJ (678) vs. chessnoob10939 (630)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. h4 Nf6 4. e3 Bf5 5. Qe2 e6 6. a3 Bd6 7. Nc3 O-O 8. Ng1 h6 9. Nh3 b6 10. f4 e5 11. fxe5 Nxe5 12. dxe5 Bxe5 13. Nf2 Re8 14. e4 Bxc3+ 15. bxc3 d4 16. Bb2 dxc3 17. Bxc3 Nd5 18. O-O-O Nxc3 19. Qc4 Nxd1 20. Nxd1 Bxe4 21. Rh2 a6 22. g4 b5 23. Qc3 g6 24. h5 Qg5+ 25. Ne3 [Bxc2] 26. Kxc2 Rxe3 27. Qxc7 Rxa3 28. Bd3 Ra1 29. hxg6 Rc1+ 

[tawdry pewter]

who is this guy

Move 25 by black is brilliant

[grim edge]

me

[tawdry pewter]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/85488007037?tab=review&move=49&tab=review&classification=brilliant&autorun=true

[worn ice]

unknowniCK_MDJ (678) vs. chessnoob10939 (630)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. h4 Nf6 4. e3 Bf5 5. Qe2 e6 6. a3 Bd6 7. Nc3 O-O 8. Ng1 h6 9. Nh3 b6 10. f4 e5 11. fxe5 Nxe5 12. dxe5 Bxe5 13. Nf2 Re8 14. e4 Bxc3+ 15. bxc3 d4 16. Bb2 dxc3 17. Bxc3 Nd5 18. O-O-O Nxc3 19. Qc4 Nxd1 20. Nxd1 Bxe4 21. Rh2 a6 22. g4 b5 23. Qc3 g6 24. h5 Qg5+ 25. Ne3 Bxc2 26. Kxc2 Rxe3 27. Qxc7 Rxa3 28. Bd3 Ra1 29. hxg6 [Rc1+] 

[tawdry pewter]

skewer on move 29 lead to a resign 💀

[grim edge]

i need chicken

[white sorrel]

😎 only cheaters can beat me

yes

[grim edge]

why not?

[white sorrel]

说中文吗

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

u almost lost to me quit playing

[white sorrel]

but i won u

aren't y chikaru

[inland marsh]

Yes, if you're a cheater aswell

[grim edge]

and dodged me when i asked for a rematch

[graceful lintel]

Bro was using better engine

[white sorrel]

is not that crazy yk

[still pilot]

#freevinum

[inland marsh]

ik

[still pilot]

Your vinum?

[mint yew]

Nah

[white sorrel]

i didnt even get refunded elo yet

[mint yew]

Am team #freejerry

[still pilot]

#freeeveryone

[primal fern]

Connect your account

[grim edge]

why are u constantly denying to play me

[white sorrel]

because i already beat u

[grim edge]

u won bcz of a silly backrank which i was easily winning

[mint yew]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @still pilot, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

why are u scared to play a game again

[white sorrel]

send me unrated

[grim edge]

alr

[white sorrel]

u need my user?

[upper flame]

Can I suck on someone's nob

[graceful lintel]

U r winning so many games idk how u r stuck at 1000-1100

[white sorrel]

because i lose streak then

[grim edge]

why arent u joining

are u scared

[white sorrel]

u didnt send me

[grim edge]

stop lying check the dms

[graceful lintel]

[somber plume]

nah chess.com is stupid

[white sorrel]

brilliant middle game

[mint yew]

1150 rating for almost perfect game?

[somber plume]

nah

[grim edge]

Damn

[somber plume]

no way did it think we 1000

[white sorrel]

whats your current rating

[somber plume]

1300

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/kumalala-kumalala-kumala-savesta-kumalala-kumala-savesta-tiktok-gif-25640255

me rn 😎

[teal dragon]

🙏😭

[graceful lintel]

1000 rated player play better than that

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[tiny fox]

anyone wanna play? i'm 1100

[rigid meteor]

you versed the same dude 4 times mate

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/british-angry-facebook-gif-21161071

[white sorrel]

no

[graceful lintel]

Av scandi player

[white sorrel]

u high

[neon musk]

Finally

[graceful lintel]

🥶

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-ice-man-eating-gif-20094825

[white sorrel]

||Next round: loses and drops back||
but congrats

[graceful lintel]

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-gif-25432752

[neon musk]

Shhhh

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-anish-giri-anish-giri-gif-27214448

[graceful lintel]

dont

[teal dragon]

Vimun got 1 week mute for less 😔😔

[onyx geode]

ik im a menace of this server

https://tenor.com/view/race-car-peugeot-meme-racist-mode-gif-23410462

[teal dragon]

#1139501230138347652

[somber plume]

most stupid game possible https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/82139723?tab=review

[worn ice]

ChessMasterProOfAllTime (400) vs. Martin-BOT (250)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[teal dragon]

Sticker that said "im going to kill you" 🙏

[split venture]

Your so Hot 🥵

[teal dragon]

Ik

[split venture]

You can boss me anytime in Bed🥵🫣

[teal dragon]

Master baster fr 😔

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-gif-26093646

[teal dragon]

Idk maybe idk who did

[teal dragon]

U cray cray

[grim edge]

The time we need the baster he doesnt appear

[mild nest]

so what happened to vimun

[split venture]

i can go cray cray just for you🤫😙

[teal dragon]

😳😳

[harsh coyote]

Have a nice day y'all mga Cutie yumpy pookie patootie candy boo boo bear

[grim edge]

Nugette you up for a match

[mild nest]

was it the sticker he sent last night?

[teal dragon]

Im being drowned in rizz

[white sorrel]

well played chikaru

[grim edge]

You play on lichess?

[split venture]

its better being drowned by my body🥵🤤

[grim edge]

@white sorrel bro was flexing ab winning

Give me ur user

poor soul

[white sorrel]

i was waiting for you to move the knight so u get Mated again

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Shrimp man (tunafishguyofcourse)

This is the Chess.com profile of tunafishguyofcourse. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Shrimp man (tunafishguyofcourse)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1349 (peak)
Blitz: 656 (800 peak)
Bullet: 517 (800 peak)

[teal dragon]

JESUS

[grim edge]

u rely on dumb blunders

[teal dragon]

Thats how chess works

[grim edge]

@white sorrel i was better the whole game

[mild nest]

no

you can outplay your opponent positionally

[white sorrel]

good job

i pat u

[split venture]

oh! don't worry im also catholic, we're a perfect match for each other 😳🤭

[stuck kestrel]

hopefully not duck

[teal dragon]

That still means they blunder

[grim edge]

Sent a challenge

[grim edge]

get better soon

[teal dragon]

Stahhppp~

[white sorrel]

elo diff

[grim edge]

Hes a guy Alice

[stuck kestrel]

he is being nice and ur shitting on him das crazy

[grim edge]

your elo is more

[white sorrel]

u think 1 game tells alot lol

[split venture]

i can stop anytime, but i can't stop when it's you🥱🥵

[mild nest]

define a blunder

[grim edge]

he shat on last time cuz i blundred backrank even tho i was better

[teal dragon]

Oml 😩

[white sorrel]

u were crying last time and making alot excuses xd

[stuck kestrel]

imagine blundering back rank lmao stupid ass

[grim edge]

guess what u lost this time

[grim edge]

he lost to a sutpid ass haha

[stuck kestrel]

if u lose to a stupid ass, does that mean ur a stupid ass too

(yes)

[grim edge]

@white sorrel stupid ass

[split venture]

anyone wanna play?

[stuck kestrel]

stupid ass 🤝 stupid ass

stupid asses together strong

[mild nest]

@dreamy siren why is this brilliant im genuinely curious

[swift glacier]

o/

[white sorrel]

2 more wins gonna go for 1200

smell it

no wtf

[split venture]

let's assume the person is cheating

[real heron]

It's not

[white sorrel]

you make most titled played be bad

[mild nest]

it is actually

[real heron]

Chess com is different from fide

[mild nest]

there are like 15000 titled players

[white sorrel]

they mostly play blitz

[mild nest]

fear probably isnt cheating

[real heron]

Anyone here that's 1400+ rapid rating?

[stuck kestrel]

why

[white sorrel]

u see they dont play rapid

[mild nest]

sorry man im only 500

[white sorrel]

but blitz

[real heron]

How do you have so many titles friends

[stuck kestrel]

atleast hide ur rating role first dumbass

[white sorrel]

ye just friend them

[stuck kestrel]

threaten them

[white sorrel]

if they wanna add u they add u if they dont add u they dont want to

[ocean parcel]

Where can i find #stream-opt-out channel

[mild nest]

no one checks them dumbass

[stuck kestrel]

they do

[real heron]

I'm looking for a strong opponent I can fight (at least once a day) for long games

[white sorrel]

i have around 70 but u can check their followers if they have low they prob dont add u

[mild nest]

yesterday i had someone who just joined start shitting on me bc "theyre 2200 and not connected" and im 500

[real heron]

Aight imma try this with Hikaru

[stuck kestrel]

strong? then u should try to find a 1900 rated atleast

[mild nest]

anyways they said im fat so i got them muted bc they pissed me off

[tired mason]

Ankshansh looks like Kanye west

[swift glacier]

just mute the channel from all notifications

[real heron]

But I'm only 1270 I won't stand a chance, or is it better?

[mild nest]

no 1900 is gonna play a 1300 its a waste of their time

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[white sorrel]

u dont improve if your opponent is 700 elo higher than u just get destroyed

[mild nest]

samuel is 17-24 id saty

[ocean parcel]

True, but prefer no ping icon showing for it either

[mild nest]

still dont believe vimun is 19 tho

[real heron]

1400+ is better then? Maybe 1500 even

[mint yew]

Bro my rating hates me its still there...

[mild nest]

1500 is good but hard to find

[cobalt sluice]

🦉

[white sorrel]

i beat a 1400 fide rated in an unrated game otb so u can try

[swift glacier]

it shouldnt if you put it notification settings on nothing

[nimble niche]

I beat a 2000 fide in a friendly blitz game

[mild nest]

unrated never counts

[white sorrel]

notable very

[mild nest]

most of the time in unrated the lower rated player tryhards and the higher rated player is barely focused since it doesnt matter

[real heron]

The strongest fide rated player I've ever met is 1390 and we ain't close

[ocean parcel]

I thought it'd show, but cool i'll try and let's see :)

[real heron]

Oh wait we're gonna be in the same school

[nimble niche]

that's how i beat the 2000 fide kid

[white sorrel]

im 1140 on fide and 1180 on chess.com xd

[mint yew]

Who wants to play against me? Am 1300

[nimble niche]

in friend blitz game, not rated fide

[potent merlin]

@mint yew me

[real heron]

Fide rated :O.

[white sorrel]

still with prizes and stuff

[potent merlin]

Time control?

[white sorrel]

not a social evening

[mint yew]

Bro your 1500 :(

[potent merlin]

I am not

[pastel phoenix]

Explain the brillant

[grim edge]

@grim edge ggs i gamereviewed it if u wanna look at the game

[white sorrel]

pragg is winning hikaru

[mint yew]

It says in your roles

[white sorrel]

+1.5

[real heron]

@mint yew we're the same level xd

[nimble niche]

They're 1400

[pastel phoenix]

Yr less than 1000

[mint yew]

Want to play??

[mild nest]

good i want that mfs ego to die

[nimble niche]

my score against vimun is 1-8

[white sorrel]

anything can happen in 25+10

[real heron]

No I'm not

[real heron]

Sure what's your chess com name

[potent merlin]

I was 1300 rapid 2 games ago, played 2 rapid games got to 1400. When you don't play for a long time the rating after 1 game changes more. So like if I lose a rapid game I'm back to 1360

[white sorrel]

lol i was gonna enter a fide rated event tomorrow but i registered late and is full

[potent merlin]

Just play me

I don't bite

[mint yew]

Username: AAPhilBall
Time Control: 15|10 unrated

After i play with him

[nimble niche]

I really need to get better at otb

I'm only good at speed chess

[grim edge]

Speed

[real heron]

I'll play later I have to eat soon

[white sorrel]

then play blitz

[mint yew]

I suck at online but rule in otb i always find Brilliant moves in otb

[potent merlin]

@mint yew I dmed you a 15/10 game

[nimble niche]

otb tournaments aren't done in blitz

[grim edge]

Is rapid considered speed chess otb?

[white sorrel]

there is otb blitz

[nimble niche]

yes

[nimble niche]

waste of time and money

[mild nest]

no

[white sorrel]

mostly 3+2

[mild nest]

or 5+0

[nimble niche]

I am the junior blitz champion in nsw

[cobalt sluice]

🦉

[white sorrel]

old NM's nowadays

[mild nest]

i usually see that in blitz not rapid

[high ledge]

He managed to draw one with a wcm atleast

[mild nest]

thats still terrible

nm > wcm by a landslide

[high ledge]

[white sorrel]

WIM

[nimble niche]

I never see anyone actually sticking to the one game per day rule

[mild nest]

wim is bad but not terrible

[high ledge]

Oh, my vision not good

[mild nest]

i also think nm is bad

[nimble niche]

the disrespect

[white sorrel]

NM depends on the country i think

[mild nest]

nm uscf is the best nm

all others suck im sorry

[white sorrel]

GM > IM > WGM > FM > NM > WIM > WFM > WCM > CM > AGM > AIM > AFM > ACM

[high ledge]

Where Nm

[white sorrel]

there

[high ledge]

o

[white sorrel]

i also added arena ones xd

[high ledge]

Nicd

[white sorrel]

are they really titles tho

[mild nest]

r u dumb

[umbral wind]

Could say the same for the women’s titles

[mild nest]

ur tierlist messes up terribly

[grim edge]

Ouch

[white sorrel]

where

[nimble niche]

why is WCM > CM?

[mild nest]

wim is slightly better than nm, and cm is MUCH better than wcm

[sharp galleon]

man's on drugs

[white sorrel]

accident

[mild nest]

like why would a title with w before it ever be higher than the title without the w

by that i mean wgm < gm wfm < fm wim< im etc

[white sorrel]

WCM is like 2000 CM is like 2100

[mild nest]

cm is 2200

[sharp galleon]

CM is 2200...?

[white sorrel]

like

meaning around

but yes then WFM is 2100

[grim edge]

Cm is 2200

[mild nest]

why do u know the womens titles rating requirment but not the open titles which are objectively infinitely more important

[white sorrel]

i got them mixed up

[grim edge]

The minimum

[mild nest]

and why is wfm > cm in ur tierlist

[white sorrel]

u just remember them idk

[mild nest]

no

i remember the open titles, which are the only real titles

[white sorrel]

Arena titles are easier

[mild nest]

i just subtract 200 rating from the actual titles to get the womens titles

whens waim coming out tho

[white sorrel]

arena titles are very easy actually

just 1200 for ACM

also chessarena.com have so much bots to boost u

[mild nest]

yo what

1200??

[white sorrel]

y

[grim edge]

Chessarena.com

[mild nest]

1200s r terrible

why r they getting any title

[umbral wind]

On the FIDE site

[grim edge]

Fide has an official chess platform tf

[umbral wind]

For them to make money

AGM is 2000

And you gotta pay to get it

So someone with an arena title is worthless

[grim edge]

Do people actually play on that website

[mild nest]

dont tell that to mightymarkus

[white sorrel]

i played like 50 games there are alot of bots

[umbral wind]

Don’t think so

They compensate with bots as ^^ said

[grim edge]

Ahh

[white sorrel]

obv bots

[grim edge]

So how do u get an arena title

Do u pay to get it

[umbral wind]

Yeah

[grim edge]

What's the point then

[white sorrel]

u need to have premium on the website for like 30 euros per year

@grim edge

[grim edge]

LMAO

So markus is paying to keep his title?

[white sorrel]

these are only arena titles

but real titles also u have to pay

arena titles u need subscription

[grim edge]

Yes

Also ggs nuggets was a good game

Pay2win titles

[white sorrel]

not a month is forever

[nimble niche]

all arena titles do is look good when you advertise your coaching to beginners

[white sorrel]

one time payment

[viscid jacinth]

Alright you vote what you wanna see-
YouTube Search history
Google Search history

[grim edge]

I wonder why chess.com ever bothers to give those titles

Technically AGM could be a 100

[white sorrel]

chess.com dont show Arena titles

[brave pendant]

Hey guys anyone wanna play blind chess? I kinda just want to play against someone who has a analysis board and see how well I do playing blind lol through dms would be easier but if anyone wants to, please (:

[grim edge]

The disrespect

[viral pilot]

anyone up for game

[grim edge]

Fr nothing wrong with spending a lil 20 more

[viscid jacinth]

dang not many votes i will do neither then

[nimble niche]

las is afm

[grim edge]

HELL NAW

LAS WE HAVE THINGS TO TALK ABOUT

[proven spire]

tips on how to push to 500 elo?

[nova verge]

$50 per hour

[viscid jacinth]

Play

[nova verge]

That’s what I charged for tutoring

Fair

For both parties

/hr

[viscid jacinth]

It feels like you aren't progressing like others but you actually are

[covert jasper]

guys can someone help me with the password game pls it asks fot the algebraic chess notation and idk how it works

[viscid jacinth]

Send in dms

[glossy dragon]

Send picture

[nova verge]

Nice try

[covert jasper]

okayy

[nova verge]

Per hour

I’m a hoop Ho I love bball

[graceful lintel]

🥹

Hry everyone

[viscid jacinth]

Never knew that songs also gives photo with them

[graceful lintel]

New pfp

Rate out of 10
I'm not really good at choosing things

[flint thunder]

hydrochloric acid 🤓

[graceful lintel]

[flint thunder]

[grim edge]

Lord farquaad but he aint a lord

[viscid jacinth]

What is that, a sword on a wooden block with anime stickers?

[graceful lintel]

[white sorrel]

bro failed chemistry and said HCL

is actually HCl

[graceful lintel]

[viscid jacinth]

HCL take the L bozo

[brittle wolf]

yo

[graceful lintel]

Imma change it 😭

[viscid jacinth]

@clear sequoia cool black name

[white sorrel]

hikaru is dead

[viscid jacinth]

@pine bison

[white sorrel]

sodium hydroxide now

[viscid jacinth]

And now we wait

[graceful lintel]

[viscid jacinth]

for 1 hour

[broken portal]

rip to hikaru fr

mexican phonk goes kinda hard

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Rafay (56pirates)

This is the Chess.com profile of 56pirates. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Rafay (56pirates)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1087 (peak)
Blitz: 674 (882 peak)
Bullet: 723 (920 peak)

[viscid jacinth]

What happened

[graceful lintel]

🥹hope you'll get better

[viscid jacinth]

Damn good luck

[graceful lintel]

It's way better than having anime girl pfp with he/him pronouns

[grim edge]

okay ill change it :((

[graceful lintel]

[nova verge]

NOOOOOO

U CEO OF NOTIN

[graceful lintel]

Wait i thoughtu were female

[grim edge]

i am female

i was just joking 😔

[broken portal]

im a female fr

[visual fractal]

[nova verge]

YEAH SUICIDE IS A JOKE

[graceful lintel]

[nimble niche]

im a female

[nova verge]

Go look yall be joking about HORRENDOUS things

[grim edge]

same

[graceful lintel]

[teal dragon]

@forest steeple

[grim edge]

no doubt

[nova verge]

Go tattle on me

[solid frost]

what have I stumbled into

[grim edge]

dont be scared. snitch him

[nova verge]

Yeah snitches get stitches

[cobalt sluice]

🦉

[graceful lintel]

[nova verge]

My dad was a CEO

BUT SOLD

[grim edge]

ikr @grim edge snitched on everyone and he got muted lmao

[inner breach]

Yesterday, I learned the alphabet. In ASL!

[grim edge]

I memorize it too

[teal dragon]

why would you do that 💀

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

no doubt

[inner breach]

I can spell out k y s in asl now.
But I'm taking ASL as my exploratory class. I just started 7th on Wednesday and yesterday we were learning some sign language. We don't learn to sign words yet tho.

[teal dragon]

live in brazil 💀

[graceful lintel]

💀

[grim edge]

oh okay

[inner breach]

Today we have to sign the alphabet to the ASL teacher

I can't remember what q is tho

[graceful lintel]

Google it then

[teal dragon]

funny emoji

[glossy grove]

wsggg

[teal dragon]

😩

[graceful lintel]

[brave pendant]

How do I make it so when my opponent makes a move it says it outloud?

[teal dragon]

tf you mean sudden mistake it was 50 move rule