💬〡general-off-topic

[mossy comet]

usually i like underscores

her music is pretty good

[small hull]

listen to NF when i grow up

or listen to the search

[grim edge]

Can you do me a favor tilt and check my last games with Alice and tell me what i did wrong

[fossil epoch]

fr dn is the shit

[keen parrot]

cant rn, watching football

[grim edge]

Afterwards?

[mossy comet]

oh i got a wallsocket song when i was listening to fishmonger album

[keen parrot]

sure

[small hull]

@mossy comet

[gloomy flint]

Chess better😡😡

[mossy comet]

great job spotify.

[small hull]

listen to it you wont be dissapointed

when i grow up

[mossy comet]

AND I GOT ALL OF YOUR INFO!

[small hull]

or listen to the search

[twilit saddle]

Hnmm i went to play yesterday and won 6 in a row idk how..

[mossy comet]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7s4EFCLbEw5HUm2lKjnOTW?si=J6-pL76rQsuEykT_46AGEQ&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A5o9aTepLhqQL2gXuKPhd8g

[teal dragon]

Im a queens gambiter so my positions are always nice and roomy with nothing to worry about :)))

[gloomy flint]

Is that Fubiano Cartuana?

[teal dragon]

Its fabindhi

[gloomy flint]

Same thing

[keen parrot]

so in the game there was a physical altercation between two players, and my dad said "come on, hit that black guy" 💀

[mossy comet]

💀

[teal dragon]

Dreamybull lore

[fossil epoch]

ah yes can't have an uncomfortable position if you can only have one position

[keen parrot]

I would hit a black guy ngl

😏

[grim edge]

O

[small hull]

in kings gambit you let your self get a little heart attack so you can give your opponent a bigger heart attack

[grim edge]

U are Hitman?

[gloomy flint]

I don't know if that's racist or not...

[small hull]

LMAO

[fossil epoch]

this isn't about chess

[lapis spindle]

yeah im a burger
b-burger
u-
r-
g-
e-
r-

[keen parrot]

[fossil epoch]

don't ever talk again

[small hull]

https://tenor.com/view/how-did-they-how-did-how-dis-they-catch-how-did-they-catch-you-how-did-they-catch-you-in4k-gif-19474403

[void tide]

wopper

[desert terrace]

you have to know this

[mossy comet]

im tord guys
t- tord
o- ord
r- rd
d- d

[grim edge]

Hi nub

[gloomy flint]

Relatable

[lapis spindle]

[fossil epoch]

whopper whopper whopper

[small hull]

here iare the moves it starts with

[teal dragon]

Google translate didnt work well on this one 💀💀💀💀💀

[mossy comet]

hey guys its 2008 lets go to the del mar county fair

[cunning osprey]

Oh

[opaque apex]

b

[keen parrot]

[mossy comet]

lets go to the del mar county fair!

[fossil epoch]

wait till you learn that grooming has a meaning other than that

[lapis spindle]

hello 911 im being harassad

[teal dragon]

Discord moderator training facility

[cunning osprey]

Not like it was meant to be a joke r anything

[fossil epoch]

nahhh no definitely not

[fossil epoch]

💯

[cunning osprey]

You mean a slash

[lapis spindle]

im banned

[upbeat viper]

@lapis spindle shush,

[lapis spindle]

oh

[void tide]

deleted

[fossil epoch]

blud got basted 😭

[lapis spindle]

good im spared

[upbeat viper]

silence is better

[small hull]

so we are all just going to ignore this

[teal dragon]

Master baster

[cunning osprey]

Oh

[small hull]

atleast put a laughing emoji guys

[cunning osprey]

Bro stood no change ig

[keen parrot]

smh

[teal dragon]

Smh

[upbeat viper]

smh

[small hull]

hms

[teal dragon]

Bro got me basted on for a chess reference in chess chat

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-burt-lancaster-run-silent-run-deep-saluting-hero-gif-26186351

[small hull]

sms

[grim edge]

nika from georgia?

[small hull]

yes

[cunning osprey]

Her majesties ship

[void tide]

elephant🐘

[grim edge]

nice my name is nika to :d

[keen parrot]

i know someone named nika

[fossil epoch]

honestly quite incredible

[cunning osprey]

Ok

[keen parrot]

omg WEED mobulator ples

[fossil epoch]

seek professional help

[cunning osprey]

Also how do I get rid of my nepo role

[mossy comet]

neutra smoking a fat blunt

[mossy comet]

hi katt from six inhaler

[knotty current]

https://youtu.be/6jR2owR0ws4

[upbeat viper]

don't post your balls in chat

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ball-gif-25672584

[void tide]

is bastoura mod

me too

[grim edge]

hii everyoneee

[upbeat viper]

I wonder

[void tide]

me playin chess

[small hull]

hikaru vs pragnananda happend

[teal dragon]

Can we adress the elephant in the room

[mossy comet]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2MMHDP5jHn6oNoBJvEA88L?si=6s9JlbjqQVmX12JsmouTdA&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A5o9aTepLhqQL2gXuKPhd8g

this song goes JARD

[tawny olive]

🥁 tsd

[weary umbra]

I can't believe that gukesh is the new no 9
He is a new name and only got fqmour after 2021

[grim edge]

Rhino 🦛

[teal dragon]

Indians will never fail at meatriding

[void tide]

🐫 camel

[grim edge]

Bears 🦒

[small hull]

🐔 cockz

[void tide]

🐒 monkey me

[small hull]

https://youtu.be/rCdGLmHrmLw

[empty garnet]

Yoooo I just played with 96.6 accuracy

[small hull]

my chess teacher ......

[weary umbra]

Hikaru performs better in every game he plays

[woven surge]

any one bullet

[woven surge]

i m play with 99.8

wanna see?

[small hull]

i just played with 100

my last game

[woven surge]

bro is magnus

[empty garnet]

Wow

[worn ice]

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[woven surge]

nah nah i m 1400 i make a new account and beat a 500 elo noobs with it

[grim edge]

:3

[weary umbra]

Sad that it is happening to your teacher
I am not clicking on the link because I just don't want to see that sort of thing rn
But I wish for a quick recovery

[woven surge]

brooo💀

[grim edge]

yes im a chess enjoyer:

c-autistic
h-
e-
s-
s-

e-
n-
j-
o-
y-
e-
r-

[void tide]

🦇 bat

[weary umbra]

Also does looking at screen in complete darkness affect your eyes?

[empty garnet]

sure let me see

[small hull]

i learned a lot from his online videos , i have no contact wih him but watching the video he will be alright.

[kind crag]

what is the best practice method

[empty garnet]

keep playing and learn from your reviews

[void tide]

practice with batman

[kind crag]

is learning with openings good too?

[empty garnet]

yea
its all memorization at this point

[weary umbra]

Hmm
I hope so too

[kind crag]

are watching videos effective?

like, wathcing chess games

[fast kiln]

Oh

[weary umbra]

Half of chess is memorising

[empty garnet]

just try what works best for you jesus

[small hull]

he just has a blood clot in his leg witch is cured by medication

[kind crag]

lol isnt' this a chess server after all?

[weary umbra]

Also is it memorising or memorizing
?
Which one is xorrect

[empty garnet]

what do you mean?

[amber hull]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-gif-22045792

[kind crag]

2nd

[grim edge]

Isnt smurfing bannable

[kind crag]

you were annoyed when i asked for advice

lol

[empty garnet]

I wasn't thoug

[dense burrow]

a

[kind crag]

oh i though srry lol

[weary umbra]

Both of them are correct

[grim edge]

Zing sounds cooler

So imma still use the zing

[kind crag]

memorizsing

[tawny olive]

@inner drum look at smallpacmans roles

[kind crag]

who here is reall really good at chess pls match me

[weary umbra]

Now I think about this concept
There are a lot of words that follow it

[small hull]

no one pronounces the S lmao

memoricing

[crude whale]

YOUNGBOY BETTER

[grim edge]

Do you even hear yourself

[keen breach]

Dje ste ba jarani

[weary umbra]

The pronentiation is same
It's just spelling difference

[keen breach]

anyone see magnus lose

[void tide]

i beat magnus

[weary umbra]

The GOAT can't lose
What u saying bro

[crude whale]

ngl i would beat magnus in a fight

[weary umbra]

Someone teach me maths
Pls
Trignometry

[keen breach]

GOAT? i think kasparov is goat

[crude whale]

he getting his ribs broke like that gypsy that tried to act tough 💯

[kind crag]

bobby fisher better

[void tide]

hasbulla thinks he is strong

[weary umbra]

Noooooo
Magnus has brought revolutionary changes in the game and no one is better thean him he is the greatest to everrrr existtt

[crude whale]

dont ask bobby fisher bout his opinion on women though

[teal dragon]

Ptsd

[gilded raft]

[weary umbra]

Pleaseeee

[small hull]

andrew tate of chess

[keen breach]

yeah but i think he is lil bit coming to retire

[teal dragon]

What do u need to know

[gilded raft]

bro how old are you ?

[crude whale]

some of yall in here giving school shooter vibes ngl

[gilded raft]

[rose thunder]

this chat is wild ngl 🍿

[keen breach]

Bro💀 , im from Serbia it happen around 4 mounths ago

[crude whale]

In america it happens like once every 3 months 🤣

[weary umbra]

Like

Ummmm

everything😭😅
So my teacher started that topic and i stopped going to school bruhhh
And now I need to i must catch up

[keen breach]

Lol XD

[weary umbra]

15

[crude whale]

I saw the serbian incident though and its crazy how cold america is, they dont even make it that big of a deal but I guess its new for Serbia

[teal dragon]

So like sine and cosine rule or more complicated?

[gilded raft]

guys do I take pre calc in freshman year

[weary umbra]

Noo he has 20 more years
Until his brain starts degrading in terms of chess

[weary umbra]

I know basics but I am unable to solve the quesitons

[keen breach]

yeah its new, our president want to ban weepons like to yall have home

[teal dragon]

Ok send me one in dm ill see if i can go thru the steps

[keen breach]

maybe he can be better as old guy

[grim edge]

Yap yap

[kind crag]

who wanna play me

[grim edge]

Did i play you once?

[grim edge]

memorizing sounds better

[weary umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/505507861724659714/1139288527377547356/IMG-20230527-WA0007.jpg

[dreamy siren]

Hey I just had a 1 hour timeout for what you did. If you're annoyed by me there's a simple block button. All I was trying to do was help people I wasn't spamming nonsense. Please learn to think about someone other than yourself next time. The world doesn't revolve around you.

[weary umbra]

Yea so wtf is going here exactly
?

[teal dragon]

It wasnt my decision to time you out. Clearly the mod saw a problem

[weary umbra]

@teal dragon

Explain that to me

[teal dragon]

OH HELL

[dreamy siren]

Well clearly they didn't cause the reason I got was that I was "spamming nonsense" when I was simply trying to help people and it wasn't nonsense at all.

[teal dragon]

Am i mod?

Theres your answer

[rose thunder]

i dont really wanna play any rated games today cuz im afraid i might get tilted

[worn ice]

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[weary umbra]

@teal dragon 😭
You don't know? 😭😭

[teal dragon]

Im looking thru

[dreamy siren]

You're the self-centered jerk who brought it to the mods attention in the 1st place. Why tf didn't you just block me?

[thorn lotus]

[rose thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-chips-eating-nom-crisps-gif-22496360

[upbeat viper]

how's chat

[rose thunder]

worthy of eating ruffles and staring into the camera

[undone bridge]

Did you report him for the brilliant move paragraph?

[gritty burrow]

Hey I already connected chess.com to discord and its still saying i need to connect it smh

[dreamy siren]

Well the mods misinterpreted what I was doing didn't even give me a chance to defend myself. I'd hope if they heard my perspective they'd see where I was coming from but I wasn't given a chance.

[teal dragon]

Do you know the rule:
sin²x + cos²x = 1

[weary umbra]

Yes

[upbeat viper]

bot delay

be patient

[teal dragon]

Talk to the mod not me buddy

[gritty burrow]

Alright ty

[dreamy siren]

Idk who the mod is and where to find them

[undone bridge]

@teal dragon

[teal dragon]

Yeah i did

[weary umbra]

I understood everything except the rhs in first line

[teal dragon]

Ok

[undone bridge]

Lmao bro sends that shit every single time anyone says the word brilliant 😭

[dreamy siren]

It's your fault this nonsense happened in the 1st place if you wouldn't have said anything nothing would've happened. Grow the f up and take responsibility for your actions.

[teal dragon]

Cute

[weary umbra]

Chill dude...

[dreamy siren]

I wouldn't go as far as to say hate but clearly needs to rethink their way of behaving.

[rose thunder]

me rn

[teal dragon]

This part?

[keen parrot]

W rizz

[keen parrot]

what happened buddy

[weary umbra]

No this
I mentioned first line

[undone bridge]

Should it not be 2sin^2 theta -1 in the denominator?

[teal dragon]

My name is just bc i am in sicily rn i know about 6 moves of sicilian

[keen parrot]

alapin

[upbeat viper]

messy

[dreamy siren]

I told someone that brilliant moves misrepresent true brilliant chess and that the algorithm is flawed. It was longer than that but I had told it to multiple people for no other reason than to help them understand and then this person told the mods I was "spamming nonsense" and they gave me a 1 hour timeout and a warning.

[void tide]

[upbeat viper]

why are there random 2 flying

[keen parrot]

you were spamming nonsense tho, stuff like "french is better than caro"

[weary umbra]

I am again repeating my words
Half of chess is basically memorising
And idkkkk y but I m bad with memory

[tawny olive]

@lusty gazelle im under 1000

[teal dragon]

Looks correct to me idk

[rose thunder]

should i play more games at the risk of tilt or no

[weary umbra]

It's my sister's

[grim edge]

Yes, i lost 150 elo like that and it was worth it

[weary umbra]

Mine is even more Messier

[tawny olive]

@lusty gazelle 824

[dreamy siren]

First of all not nonsense 2nd of all that isn't what I got timed out and warned for

[keen parrot]

[sweet pumice]

Nerd

[tawny olive]

@lusty gazelle yo i wanna play

[weary umbra]

"french is better than caro"

[undone bridge]

Cus it’s sin^2 -1 + sin^2

Unless I’m tweaking

[keen parrot]

wow, didnt know we have such a cutie in chat

[dreamy siren]

Mods... I want you to know my only intention in sending what I got timed out for was to help people it wasn't meant to be nonsense. Idk if any of you will see this but please realize where I'm coming from here.

[void tide]

ğ

[tawny olive]

@lusty gazelle dawg whats your chess name

[lusty gazelle]

Boxedlikeafish11

[rose thunder]

free speech in most cases is unfair and biased, change my mind

[undone bridge]

If the timeout ended, who cares? I got timed out once for something too and I just walked away for an hour and came back. Didn’t protest or anything

[latent pebble]

Your methods of informing people about said “scams” tend to be extremely spammy

You spam the same text whenever one mentions brilliants

[weary umbra]

Ok guys I'm ready to get an hour ban
@teal dragon pls explain in dms or i think will mange myself later but if you can then leave a voice note

"french is better than caro"

[dreamy siren]

I care cause I want to be able to do it more to help more people.

[weary umbra]

"french is better than caro"

[keen parrot]

yea an hour rly isnt much, alice got muted for a day for less

[regal pasture]

yo

[void tide]

yo

[rose thunder]

i got muted for an hour for being correct

[latent pebble]

Alice has said a lot tbf

[dreamy siren]

More of a testament to how often people send brilliant moves than anything about me.

[teal dragon]

Your definition of help is saying that brilliant moves are fabricating reality and a way to scam people into buying premium

[tawny olive]

@lusty gazelle ill play blitz ima send you invite go no chess.com my name is andrija1111

[weary umbra]

"french is better than caro"

[void tide]

i muted like 5 times

[green jungle]

the whole game review thing is a sham meant to get people to buy premium

[latent pebble]

Sometimes it is futile to inform people who don't want to learn

[weary umbra]

"french is better than caro"

[tawny olive]

@lusty gazelle i sent invite

[weary umbra]

"french is better than caro"

[keen parrot]

i got muted for an hour for a single emoji

[weary umbra]

"french is better than caro"

[dreamy siren]

Well the main thing is to help them realize it may hurt their chess if they continue to have a wrong picture I'm not trying to convince them anything else just that for their own chess sake.

[rose thunder]

ok we get it

[weary umbra]

Let's see how much I get

[latent pebble]

You cannot and will never be able to save everyone, you just have to let some live in their delusion, and that is okay.

[teal dragon]

I really dont understand how it can ruin their chess

[weary umbra]

"french is better than caro"

I m about to go anyways
So I wanna get an hour ban

[undone bridge]

You’re not the only one who knows brilliant moves aren’t always hard to find, but you’re the only one who takes about it so much

[weary umbra]

"french is better than caro"

[teal dragon]

[tawny olive]

@lusty gazelle bro i sent invite u accepting or nah

[dreamy siren]

People start to value them so much that they play for brilliants rather than wins and play hope chess sacrifices just to try to get them.

[void tide]

ye

[keen parrot]

bro is just coping that he can't afford premium

[teal dragon]

Literally who??

[weary umbra]

"french is better than caro"

Foreverrrr

[latent pebble]

People pursue chess as a hobby, they can be content with their brilliants and that is fine

[keen parrot]

700s

[weary umbra]

"french is better than caro"

[dreamy siren]

So I'm simply trying to help the people who don't realize it nothing deeper than that.

[weary umbra]

"french is better than caro"

[void tide]

ok

[keen parrot]

starky only wants people to enjoy chess the "right" way

[teal dragon]

Ive never in my life seen someone do this when brilliants make up less than 1% of all moves

[keen parrot]

elitists istg

[green jungle]

french is better than caro

nah.

[void tide]

tf

[rose thunder]

yeah u have to play the l*ndon

[weary umbra]

Yes

[latent pebble]

Can you stop spamming the same thing

[weary umbra]

No

[green jungle]

caro is worse than the french.

[keen parrot]

ding dong your opinion is wrong

[weary umbra]

No

[green jungle]

i choose to "not listen", your attack is not very effective...

[tawny olive]

@lusty gazelle bro are you playing against me or not bro

[latent pebble]

I don't mind opinions but he has been spamming that for at least 5 minutes

[keen parrot]

[weary umbra]

"french is better than caro"

"french is better than caro"

[green jungle]

caro is worse than the french

[latent pebble]

okay I'm out

[green jungle]

[dreamy siren]

Here's an example.

[keen parrot]

kid named chess

[green jungle]

getting ed? u mean head?

[dreamy siren]

See @teal dragon this is spamming nonsense

[weary umbra]

Lol

No one is banning

[teal dragon]

Cmon if ur gonna go on the fuсkfest that is reddit im not surprised

[green jungle]

i go hard on reddit sometimes

[latent pebble]

It’s brilliant

[dreamy siren]

Well it's examples of people playing chess thinking this flawed way

[keen parrot]

bro went to r/chessbeginners to find peak chess

[dreamy siren]

Troll

[keen parrot]

we know you are smh

[green jungle]

c6 pro move

[latent pebble]

This can be perceived in two ways

[dreamy siren]

No it loses

[green jungle]

it can be perceived as many ways as people want it to be percieved

[teal dragon]

Its still playing for a win not for brilliants it looks like they overlooked the whole position but there was an attempt

[latent pebble]

I never participate in acts of tomfoolery!

[keen parrot]

i would still win that against you so i dont care

[green jungle]

not seeing a move is called missing a tactic, not analyzing wrong

[dreamy siren]

That's 🧢

[keen parrot]

i adopt you lil bro

[dreamy siren]

You'd be down a queen for a minor and a pawn to be precise

[rose thunder]

fight fight fight

[green jungle]

for a minor???? sus

[latent pebble]

Sharky you have a cc account older than yourself

[white sorrel]

nice

[keen parrot]

???? how

[dreamy siren]

Bb4+

[keen parrot]

yes

id still win it

[green jungle]

pro

[white sorrel]

the daily i got +90 xd

[dreamy siren]

You're delusional if you really think that

[white sorrel]

because he was banned when it was his turn and he got flagged

[grim edge]

I can not sleep,
Tiebreak keeps me awake

[keen parrot]

bro has the most outlandish bio ive ever seen and calls me delusional kek

[rose thunder]

as in he was manipulating the mm?

[teal dragon]

💀bro deleted

[keen parrot]

yes u are a bit of a troll

[dreamy siren]

Wow did a message just pop up from me that I didn't write?

[keen parrot]

im a fast reader beach

[white sorrel]

wym

[dreamy siren]

That was weird

[rose thunder]

why was he banned do yk?

[teal dragon]

Ruined his whole rep by writing that msg

[dreamy siren]

I just saw a message come from me that I didn't even write

[white sorrel]

na but he got a sus winrate

[grim edge]

Mmm

[teal dragon]

💀bro is mr funny

[grim edge]

Okay, good night guys.

[dreamy siren]

The brilliants thing is 0% troll the goals thing is partially troll. Full transparency.

[white sorrel]

only lose is against me

so 23/23 100% winrate

[sharp galleon]

my rapid winrrate in the last month is 69% lol

[latent pebble]

What message

[teal dragon]

Thats crazy

[latent pebble]

I must've missed it

[sharp galleon]

didn’t get a draw in forever

[keen parrot]

yea he deleted it fast

[teal dragon]

Basically admitting to trolling

[dreamy siren]

Not about the brilliants though that's not troll at all

[teal dragon]

Omfg

[rose thunder]

mfw mods can see chat logs

[teal dragon]

It aint that interesting yall

[dreamy siren]

If you're a half decent chess player you have to at least somewhat see where I'm coming from with my argument there. Come on!

[restive storm]

mine in last month is 85% 💀

[teal dragon]

Im not that good and no i dont see how a little teal circle is ruining peoples ability to play chess

[keen parrot]

ima be honest, the brilliant system is kinda garbo

[keen parrot]

miciela reference

[sharp galleon]

damn

[restive storm]

all time is 65%

[rose thunder]

my winrate in the last month is 70%

[restive storm]

lol nice

[warped stirrup]

Wtf

[keen parrot]

birq were u in this server before july

[teal dragon]

No

[dreamy siren]

You really think subtle moves that are really precise that most people wouldn't think of but are necessary and the best move aren't brilliant but 2 move basic calculations from tactical patterns anyone should learn at an early stage in their chess development are brilliant? Cmon!

[green jungle]

[rose thunder]

and im 85th percentile atm

[keen parrot]

so you have 15k msgs in about a month, wtf

[dreamy siren]

Yeah I'd think anyone at least decent would see that

[sharp galleon]

cirrin not changing username every 5 second when

[teal dragon]

Yep check my status

[keen parrot]

factual

[teal dragon]

Yeah

[green jungle]

bro i was cirrin for like forever now??

[teal dragon]

Yes

[keen parrot]

lmao W

[dreamy siren]

Thank you! And these people really saying I'm trolling making this argument. Smh

[teal dragon]

Thx :)

[sharp galleon]

I would’ve not ate asses for fun if anything

[keen parrot]

hey, i am an average height ugly chimp

[teal dragon]

Well u got the short part right

[upbeat viper]

[teal dragon]

Probably my best selife

[sharp galleon]

is that….battleship

[maiden pendant]

New Find The Plan is out! https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1139296556932149309

[keen parrot]

cirrin gonna get locked out for his nick

[dreamy siren]

Fr though where can I talk to a mod so I can clear the air and be allowed to continue sending my message to help people confused about brilliants?

[upbeat viper]

Mika lurking

[green jungle]

feeling aesthetic

[teal dragon]

Asstetic 🥵🥵

[sharp galleon]

you look just like one of my friends irl except hairstyle

[green jungle]

naw

[teal dragon]

Only half

Italy has the second highest life expectancy :))))

[keen parrot]

not everyone is american ???

[green jungle]

this statistic is faker than tiktok influencers

[dreamy siren]

Yeah it was better before

[keen parrot]

why does unity always assume the others are american

[green jungle]

rip my nick lol

[keen parrot]

birq deadass has the europe role

[upbeat viper]

don't be stoopid please

[green jungle]

@grim edge literally no fact check

[teal dragon]

Nvm i just spread misinformation

[green jungle]

jokes r supposed to be funny

[keen parrot]

its prob like SK or something right

japan and sk are up there at least

and u have western european countries

and nordic

[green jungle]

yes u piss me off actualy

[slow knot]

what did he say

[teal dragon]

I thought it was japan no.1

[green jungle]

idk he just makes me mad

[slow knot]

sounds like a weird reason but I won’t judge

[keen parrot]

hong kong and macao dont count, my SK guess was close ig

[green jungle]

dont worry if u dont judge i can jduge

[teal dragon]

Bro took it personal bc he obese

[slow knot]

Australia 😭

[green jungle]

im literally tired of america slander

[teal dragon]

Yh also faroe islands 💀

[keen parrot]

that place is gorgeous btw

[teal dragon]

Ikr

[keen parrot]

you been?

[teal dragon]

But like its got 20 ppl

[green jungle]

america prob only place in the world where u r expected to say u hate ur country

[teal dragon]

I saw some documentary where they fished whales n shi 💀💀💀

[keen parrot]

damn

[teal dragon]

Crazy if i went

[keen parrot]

never been there but i see a lot of american hate online, especially from americans

[green jungle]

even irl here ppl say they dont like the country

[dreamy siren]

I can't stand to watch confused people say "LOOK AT MY BRILLIANT MOVE!"(insert ss of super basic calculation that happened to involve a sacrifice) and not say anything about it to try to help them realize how confused they are

[keen parrot]

i have been to the faroe islands for a chess tournament

[green jungle]

even though objectively the country is still doing FINE even IF it might be going downward

[teal dragon]

Bro keeps going

[green jungle]

not everyone is 2000-2199

[dreamy siren]

Cause it's pretty depressing to see this happen to the chess community

[dreamy siren]

ik, what's your point?

[little geyser]

[teal dragon]

IT AINT THAT DEEP

[potent merlin]

So you joined the sheep

[teal dragon]

Everyone loves a nice sacrifice idk why u so mad

[dreamy siren]

I'm just trying to help them for their own good I'm not trying to judge them for not realizing @green jungle

[keen parrot]

this one is kinda nice tho

[green jungle]

cant someone just like their brilliant move, even if it's obvious?

they are just proud of their move bro

[frosty seal]

Anybody uses van duik opening

[dreamy siren]

but they're getting the wrong picture thinking it's brilliant and I've observed this hold many people's chess back

[green jungle]

Damn.

[latent pebble]

It's obvious though

[green jungle]

Thinking a move is brillaitn pretty much does not hold anyones chess back

[keen parrot]

why is it better than Qh6

[frosty seal]

Anybody uses van kruis opening

[teal dragon]

No

[green jungle]

i know a guy who does

[dreamy siren]

Yeah pretty good one but I'd say at least 95% of moves they call brilliant aren't brilliant in reality so it confuses people

[green jungle]

unironically

[teal dragon]

Why giveup your advantage as white

[green jungle]

because it's almost impossible to get a tangible advantage anyways nowadays

[keen parrot]

dont brilliants scale with rating?

[frosty seal]

I discovered it by msiplaying

[dreamy siren]

I've seen it happen a lot. They start playing hope chess sacrifices cause they want brilliants so badly

[green jungle]

pro

[green jungle]

based

i wish i could yolo my games for a brilliant

[keen parrot]

he likes the french tho

[dreamy siren]

Well that's what I thought but it clearly doesn't do that properly cause they called taking a pawn on h6 here brilliant on my account.

[mild nest]

bro what

ive only seen that happen with streamers doing a challenge

copy pasta 💀

[keen parrot]

You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex flex something meaningful.

[teal dragon]

You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex flex something meaningful.

[green jungle]

??? when did you do these things?

[mild nest]

You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex flex something meaningful.

[green jungle]

mostly the us open thing

[mild nest]

bro didnt get the joke

[keen parrot]

wait bong how much uscf do u have

[teal dragon]

Lowest elo in chat goes to me

[mild nest]

he has 50

[green jungle]

last time i remembered he said like 1800

[mild nest]

wait damn bong sucks

[keen parrot]

i thought it was close to 2k

[dreamy siren]

I sent this example earlier but here's an example. @mild nest

[mild nest]

i know little kiddies better than bong

[mild nest]

they arent going for brilliants, they just suck at chess

[teal dragon]

This is not hope sacrifice this is a 600 missing a tactic

[green jungle]

death threats

[mild nest]

😭

[dreamy siren]

They probably just simply thought black would take back

[mild nest]

@forest steeple

[keen parrot]

its a quote !

[green jungle]

nah bruh wtf

[mild nest]

cheater L

[keen parrot]

thats not a death threat bozo

its a mf quote

[teal dragon]

Yes, but by the title they clearly didnt see that B+ is a possibility

[green jungle]

did u actually lurk this entire time

just to ping mods for a sticker

[keen parrot]

unity moment

[mild nest]

cheater moment

[green jungle]

actual L

[teal dragon]

Bro trying to get his rep back after cheating

[keen parrot]

yeah, actual cheater L

[green jungle]

bro cheated?

[keen parrot]

the streets remember

[keen parrot]

yup, recently too in fact

[latent pebble]

Yes lol

[mild nest]

bro got https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/862372494983823370.webp?size=48&name=Ban&quality=lossless

[dreamy siren]

Well you realize white should've played Qxe5+ instead of Be2? They passed that up to try this mate. It's possible they missed Qxe5 but idk.

[latent pebble]

Crazy how they used to ping mods all-day

[maiden mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[green jungle]

lmao

whys everyoing cheating these days

did anyone else cheat recently and i just have not been informed

[grim edge]

ben

[green jungle]

10

[teal dragon]

They thought it was mate. What else can i say tunnelvision is a bitch

[latent pebble]

Idk if you were here but grim

[mild nest]

thats obvious, my point is thats not someone going for brilliants, just someone who thinks they played a brilliant move when they played a terrible one

[restive storm]

headshot

[latent pebble]

And mile guy

[keen parrot]

headshotemile

[dreamy siren]

Yeah so they were hoping black would play gxh5 when that isn't forced at all.

[keen parrot]

also zax is being checked rn

[mild nest]

mastoblood

[green jungle]

grim reaper guy? idk him

[keen parrot]

but i will play zax irl in a week to check if he is legit

[mild nest]

wait what, whend he cheat

[mild nest]

ur gonna win

[keen parrot]

idk when he cheated, but he is banned now

[green jungle]

bro ????

[mild nest]

that guy is 1200 blitz and 2000 rapid

[latent pebble]

Blisma

[keen parrot]

same

[mild nest]

no cheating accusations please! @forest steeple

[green jungle]

all u have to do is change ur name to unity, now u will have strength to ping actual mods

[teal dragon]

I love bbd

[upbeat viper]

no cheating accusation here

[green jungle]

you know back in my hometown there was this big black clock

[keen parrot]

these are hardly accusations

[dreamy siren]

I'm just tired of seeing people brainwashed into thinking playing any sacrifice that works is the most brilliant thing anyone can do in chess when there's ways to play brilliant chess that doesn't involve sacrifices and also a lot of the sacrifices are super basic stuff anyone should learn early in their chess development. These people are confused and treat the !! Label like it's winning the lottery its sad to see them so confused.

[teal dragon]

[upbeat viper]

(for zax)

head idc it's true

[keen parrot]

head

[latent pebble]

smh

[dreamy siren]

I'm really upset that I can't send the message to help the confused people anymore all because @teal dragon misinterpreted what I was doing as nonsense.

[viral pilot]

w

[teal dragon]

Stop whining please you arent 7 anymore

[keen parrot]

we get it, but its legit all you talk abt

find a diff personality

i was talking abt headshot

[dreamy siren]

Stealing my accomplishments. Smh

[sharp galleon]

damn

I literally saw zax talk earlier today so I was like wtf

[dreamy siren]

It's just super sad to see it happen I want to do what I can to change things for the better.

[restive storm]

dor

[maiden mesa]

ngl i just call capturing taking

[dreamy siren]

Just had to be a classic toxic internet person who calls out typos like that huh?

[teal dragon]

Superiority complex spotted

[restive storm]

I got the cares about chess.com performance ratings definitely
and farming brilliant moves

[restive storm]

I thought it was funny because people call me dor so I just mentioned it

[maiden mesa]

d4 is dull as hell if they play the london

[grim edge]

Yall are yapping too much

[maiden mesa]

otherwise its chill

[restive storm]

sorry about it lol

[dreamy siren]

Once a 400 sent a game where they got a perf of 2500 then I put the game through game review on my 2100+ account and it gave them 1100. The algorithm lies to people unfortunately.

[keen parrot]

you should never resign

[restive storm]

crazy

[maiden mesa]

yeah i think its based on your current elo as well, like if a 400 plays a 100% accuracy game somehow they'll still only be marked as, like, an 800 or a 900

[restive storm]

I never knew that

[dreamy siren]

Give your opponent the ability to disrespect you back and promote to minor pieces

[keen parrot]

wanna play a game, any tc you want

[teal dragon]

Literally cant happen. The performance rating is capped to a certain number of elo above your own, and 2500 for a 400 is way over the cap

[dreamy siren]

Uhh I'd have to search through stuff. It happened a few weeks ago

[maiden mesa]

theres nothing more hilarious than when you're in a drawn position and your opponent declines a draw and immediately blunders into a loss

[coral quartz]

You guys play f4?

[latent pebble]

Doritos

[teal dragon]

Bro got doxxed

[keen parrot]

the discord doctor is online

[sharp galleon]

sending a draw offer at particular moments of a game can disturb your opponents, it is actually true lol

[latent pebble]

It’s joever

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-hawley-joe-hawley-its-joever-joever-gif-18282355701517291166

[jaunty kindle]

Yes thats him. I can confirm its truly an AIM

[dreamy siren]

Well then what do you want me to say? It happened.

[mild nest]

THATS ALL MY OPPONENTS IN BLITZ

nooo it got deleted 😦

[maiden mesa]

except that i play 30 minute so they have the time to not blunder 💀

[mild nest]

oh well ill behave now mods

[sharp galleon]

Aesthetic Irrational Masochist

[surreal arrow]

im so trash at blitz

[teal dragon]

I know your home address.

[maiden mesa]

wtf even is NI? thats not a fide title

instructor title? lmao

[teal dragon]

Thats crazy

[maiden mesa]

bragging about being a fide titled chess trainer is crazy

[mild nest]

tilt u muted yet?

[keen parrot]

nope

[mild nest]

ok good

[keen parrot]

[mild nest]

feel like ur cutting it close like me

they deleting everything u send

[keen parrot]

[keen parrot]

nah that was me lmao

[teal dragon]

I think he deleted his own address....

[keen parrot]

shhh

[teal dragon]

Mods kinda have logs tbo

Not the best idea

[keen parrot]

would be epic if that actually was my adress

(it wasnt)

if you know my full name you can find my address tho

[teal dragon]

Nah some random got doxxed

[keen parrot]

its not doxxing if its a random person

[jaunty kindle]

@boreal cosmos If you had an adopted child, would it be a ACM or AWCM?

[teal dragon]

We on a mission boys 🙏🙏

[solar plinth]

smh

[mild nest]

I really need to know

[stable elm]

vimun

[keen parrot]

first to visit me gets a freebie

[keen parrot]

hello road

this is actually true

[mild nest]

Arena titles dont count, change my mind

[solar plinth]

its a legit question

[teal dragon]

Ok bet

[mild nest]

👀

[sharp galleon]

I won’t since it literally doesn’t count

[keen parrot]

what makes you think that

[stable elm]

arena titles r a scam so fide makes more money

[spark apex]

i have my address too

[spark apex]

everything fide does is a scam

[mild nest]

fide dont deserve more money

[spark apex]

non-profit my ass

[mild nest]

they deserve to stay broke

[solar plinth]

magnus is a scam

[stable elm]

fax

[keen parrot]

there were a ton of players there tho

[mild nest]

but ur german

or maybe dutch

[keen parrot]

born there yeah, im not german

[mild nest]

if ur born there ur german

end of story

[keen parrot]

none of my parents are german and i moved to NL when i was 3

[mild nest]

so u r dutch

[mild nest]

im a genius

[keen parrot]

well yes but i moved to sweden when i was 12, also none of my parents are dutch

[stable bear]

Hi guys I achieved 1000 rating in rapid finally

[mild nest]

ur dutch tho so im right

[dreamy siren]

Awesome! Much better flex than. "Look at my brilliant move!"(Insert ss of 2 move basic calculation that happened to involve a sacrifice) gj

[teal dragon]

Maybe stop publicly doxxing tilt thats kinda mean

[keen parrot]

perchance

[stable bear]

Thanks 🙏🏻

[keen parrot]

maybe im a vincent

[primal fern]

nice man!!! make sure to connect ur account to the server to show off your rating and get a lot of other permissions!

[keen parrot]

keymer

[primal fern]

!trusted @stable bear

[stable bear]

How do I do that

[stable jungle]

@stable bear With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[viral vale]

why do you have to bring that up. the first word in your sentence was good enough

[sharp galleon]

I’m Vincent

[solar plinth]

[viral vale]

you couldve just said "Awesome!" Not bring uo your crusade on brilliant moves

[mild nest]

BRO STOP DOING !TRUSTED AND !WELCOME IT CLOGS UP THE CHAT SO MUCH

[stable jungle]

Hey @primal fern, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[primal fern]

he asked me how to connect his account

[dreamy siren]

Cause it's just refreshing to see people celebrate stuff that actually should be celebrated in chess cause it's rare these days.

[mild nest]

tell him to look at pins

[solar plinth]

lmao

[primal fern]

@mild nest the chat is also unlimited there is no clogging lol

[mild nest]

by clogging i mean it pushs messages up

messages i care infinitely more about than reading carls welcome message for the 10000th time

[solar plinth]

then grab a plunger and unclog it

[primal fern]

so scroll? don't be spoiled lol

[solar plinth]

smh

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-8607768

[teal dragon]

He got a personal vendetta against brilliant moves

[mild nest]

no

[primal fern]

@viral vale !trusted

[stable jungle]

@viral vale With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[mild nest]

dont do it cynking

[viral vale]

i know what trusted is dude

i dont care about having image perms in this server

[primal fern]

ah why you not connected? D:

[dreamy siren]

I just have noticed how much they've corrupted the chess youth I feel like I need to speak up about it to the corrupted people.

[primal fern]

it's more than image perms

[viral vale]

cause i hate chess and i quit it

[teal dragon]

[primal fern]

oh how come?

[halcyon glade]

[Event "Vs. Computer"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2023-08-10"]
[White "hdjdbejejebnr"]
[Black "Leonardo"]
[Result "1-0"]
[TimeControl "-"]
[Termination "hdjdbejejebnr won by checkmate"]

1. d4 d5 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Nf3 b6 5. cxd5 exd5 6. Ne5 c6 7. Bf4 Ne4 8. Nxe4
   dxe4 9. a3 Qd5 10. e3 b5 11. f3 f6 12. fxe4 Qxe4 13. Nf3 Qe6 14. Bd3 Nd7 15. Qc2
   Nb6 16. O-O g6 17. e4 Bd7 18. Rae1 Qg4 19. Bg3 Be7 20. e5 O-O 21. Re4 Qf5 22.
   Rfe1 b4 23. Rf4 b3 24. Qxb3+ Qe6 25. Qxe6+ Bxe6 26. exf6 Bxf6 27. Rxe6 Kg7 28.
   Rfxf6 Rxf6 29. Be5 Rf8 30. Ng5 h5 31. Ne4 Nd7 32. Nxf6 Nxf6 33. Rxc6 a5 34. h4
   a4 35. Bc4 Kh7 36. Rc7+ Kh6 37. Bf4+ g5 38. hxg5+ Kg6 39. Bd3+ Ne4 40. Bxe4+ Rf5
2. g3 h4 42. g4 h3 43. Bxf5# 1-0

[keen parrot]

[solar plinth]

🧢

[primal fern]

vc access

[keen parrot]

ackshually you get vc perms too !!!

[mild nest]

wow vc perms!

[teal dragon]

Bro was spot on

[mild nest]

wait but all the kids in the vcs r like 10 years old and r 500

[solar tide]

chess is boring

[viral vale]

lots of reasons but if youre gonna ask for why im not linking then thats it, i have no need to display my rating here. and i dont want vc perms or image perms

[primal fern]

ew why do they get invited here lol

[spark apex]

!trusted @primal fern

[stable jungle]

@primal fern With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[teal dragon]

Vimun server

[mild nest]

we dont? this is a community server

[solar plinth]

so instead of reading what idiots have to say, i can listen to them

idc

[mild nest]

wait moons lurking here?

[solar plinth]

uhhhhh

[mild nest]

whats moon doing lurking in the shadows

[solar plinth]

imma go now

before more questions get asked

[teal dragon]

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

[primal fern]

hmmmmmm

[spark apex]

klibmizer yes

[primal fern]

something fishy this way comes

[spark apex]

no

i gave up on chess.com

[mild nest]

i forgot if kibitz means to play blitz or to cheat

[viral vale]

ok buddy

[mild nest]

but i think it means to cheat

[spark apex]

to cheat ofc

[teal dragon]

Wait pixel has fallen into the river in lego city

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[latent pebble]

Does anyone utilize the chessvision app?

[rocky vale]

@teal dragon Mommy get offline

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-troll-meme-lego-gif-20531139

[mild nest]

a lot of 2000+ rapid people do i assure u

[latent pebble]

no way

[teal dragon]

Ok :(

[hasty iris]

not the app but the reddit bot is very useful for chess communities

[latent pebble]

cheaters?

[mild nest]

many of them

[latent pebble]

there's a discord one too kekw

[mild nest]

then ur probably not one of the cheaters

[nova verge]

That reminds me gotta do laundry

[sharp galleon]

oh hell naw

[hasty iris]

oh thats cool didnt know. i think theyre on twitter too

[sharp galleon]

I recognize that

[mild nest]

chessvision is great tho

[hasty iris]

or x?

[spark apex]

it's partnered with chess.com

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-social-credit-score-credit-score-score-china-gif-23125701

[spark apex]

you'll get banned or get forfeited if you use it during a game

[hasty iris]

dont think so?

[mild nest]

sometimes ill watch a utube video and think a move is good but im not sure so ill use it

[spark apex]

i think so

[sharp galleon]

didn’t even know it until one of my friend told me like 1 year ago

[spark apex]

it explicitly says that it's not for use in cheating

it's really helpful when you're following along a video

[latent pebble]

Did the title get approved

[keen parrot]

actual china moment

[spark apex]

or looking at a chess diagram

[hasty iris]

i visited their website like 2 months ago i dont remember seeing anything to do with chesscom let me check again

[mild nest]

extension

[sharp galleon]

they literally buried this part of history and erased it

[mild nest]

basically when u activate it it scans ur screen for a chess position and shows the a lichess analysis board of the position

[hasty iris]

they have a lichess link in their footer, seriously doubt they work with chesscom

[nova verge]

😎

[mild nest]

bro why is everything ai

do those companies even know what ai is?

nothing about chessvision is ai

[spark apex]

yea it is

it recognizes a bunch of different board configurations

and piece visuals

[hasty iris]

YO WHAT i just saw the live video feature

[spark apex]

yeah

[hasty iris]

that is so cool and useful

[spark apex]

see what i mean

[mild nest]

yea

like sometimes ill get bored and decide to watch someone bad at chess to feel better about myself

[latent pebble]

For the app, you take a screenshot and upload it and it redirects you to an analysis board with the exact position so you can just turn an engine on

[mild nest]

like anna cramling, and then ill see a tactic they missed and just to boost my ego ill make sure that my tactic works and im better than them

[hasty iris]

lmao levy trapped his own queen in the examaple video

[latent pebble]

And as for the aforementioned extension, you just turn it on and it scans it

[spark apex]

It'd be interesting if it worked with OTB pieces, but that seems too dangerous to implement

Though I'm sure others have achieved it before

[mild nest]

its also useful bc ill watch hikaru and be like "why doesnt this work"

[spark apex]

If they don't do it, others will

[hasty iris]

💀

[latent pebble]

It would be a gamechanger if it scanned otb

[nova verge]

☠️☠️☠️

[hasty iris]

oh wait he can just play Qxa2

but loses the rook

[mild nest]

the queen is still trapped

it is unable to move after qxa2

[latent pebble]

Not for cheating duh

[hasty iris]

engine says top line is for white to take on g7 to grab the rook

so black queen can escape

[mild nest]

WAIT

[copper fossil]

https://www.youtube.com/@Ezra118.1/playlists

[mild nest]

im finally top 5000

wait bro, i played 1 game and moved up 2000 spots?

[hasty iris]

i built a similar thing but no frontend only the backend in python. very cool tech using OCR

[mild nest]

how did i go from 6400 to 4400 by playing 1 game

[hasty iris]

wonder how long it took to refine chessvision so that it barely gets things wrong

[spark apex]

Quite easily actually

[mild nest]

it was technically 16 rating since a cheater got banned but still

[mild nest]

TAKE A PICTURE?

[latent pebble]

Should be easy to detect tho

[mild nest]

r the people at your tournaments blind?

[spark apex]

Yes

[mild nest]

its easier to memorize the position

[hasty iris]

for any of you that play otb, do they let you bring phones into the hall?

[spark apex]

There are glasses that have camera's built in

[mild nest]

???

[spark apex]

and can record and send information

[mild nest]

what

[worn ice]

Who_No_one (903) vs. shmooolik (2089)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. g3 Bb4+ 4. Bd2 Bxd2+ 5. Qxd2 b6 6. Bg2 Nc6 7. d5 exd5 8. cxd5 Ne7 9. d6 Nc6 10. Qe3+ Kf8 11. Nc3 Ba6 12. Nf3 cxd6 13. O-O Qc7 14. Qf4 Re8 15. Rfe1 Ne5 16. Nd4 Kg8 17. Rac1 Qd8 18. Nf5 h6 19. Qa4 Bc4 20. Nxd6 b5 21. Ncxb5 Bxb5 22. Qxb5 Rf8 23. Qxe5 

[spark apex]

Doing this means that the middleman, the other person involved doesn't have to manually input pieces

I mean ofc this is very hard to pull off OTB but it's a possibility

[hasty iris]

dont let mod see this

insta mute

[spark apex]

My last OTB opponent was most likely cheating too

[mild nest]

at that point just memorize the position

[spark apex]

Ironically

[spark apex]

It's faster when you can just digitally send it

[mild nest]

bc mods dont like cheating accusations even when obvious

[spark apex]

He left after every move and came back with top engine moves

[hasty iris]

even if obvious, mods in this server say cheating accusations are not allowed. I got insta muted for 1 hour for saying an obvious cheater was cheating

[spark apex]

He got away with it the round before despite playing a perfect engine game

[latent pebble]

How do you know

[grim edge]

NOOT NOOT

[spark apex]

I called him out on it and he had to be monitored and I got the dub down an exchange

[mild nest]

sounds like my 1595 friend who was saying he was gonna go 4/4 in his tourney and get 1600, he ended up going .5/4 and lost to a 700 who he called a cheater edit: his new rating was 1450

[keen parrot]

being inspected at an OTB tournament is so cool if you are legit

[spark apex]

No, he had many signs of being cheating

[mild nest]

thats fine as long as he is just going around the playing hall

[latent pebble]

Cheating otb is lame

[spark apex]

I won anyways so I have no incentive to overturn the result

[grim edge]

NOOT NOOT?

[spark apex]

He left the tournament hall every time

[latent pebble]

people do that sometimes

[grim edge]

No noot noot for me

[mild nest]

get better tds?

[latent pebble]

they leave and visualize in their head

[spark apex]

After every move? Is your bladder really that bad?

[hasty iris]

this is crazy bruh how is that allowed

[mild nest]

report it to the tds?

[spark apex]

idk nobody was brave enough to call him out

[spark apex]

i did

literally read what i wrote earlier

[mild nest]

i mean ill go to the bathroom like 3-5 times a game bc i drink a LOT of water while playing chess

[grim edge]

Do you mind inspecting my game now:3

[keen parrot]

ye sure, the game against alice u said?

[grim edge]

Who cheated again

[grim edge]

Both of them yes

[mild nest]

like ill go through like 5 cups of water a game

[spark apex]

he isn't weak

[grim edge]

noot noot who cheated

[spark apex]

he is strong without cheating if he was

[mild nest]

and ill go to the bathroom bc why would i play uncomfortably when i can just go to the bathroom and be relieved

[spark apex]

he held the advantage up an exchange for awhile

[mild nest]

maybe he is just better than u

[spark apex]

i won the game

[hasty iris]

nah it's easy to go to the bathroom and input 1 move at a time into a phone or something lol he doesnt need to remember everything 💀

[potent merlin]

@spark apex pls check dm

[mild nest]

and he is cheating?

[latent pebble]

so you're claiming you beat the engine?

[mild nest]

u have to remember the whole position at one point

[spark apex]

dude stop pinging me if you're not going to read my messages

[hasty iris]

he beat him after he was being inspected i think

[mild nest]

oh ok

[spark apex]

follow the line of logic here, he's leaving the tournament hall after every move and returning with the top engine move - i reported this behvaior to the TD's after which they checked him for any devices and he stopped leaving the room

[hasty iris]

how? if he leaves after every move, the phone still has the position he just needs to input his opponent's move

[spark apex]

after my opponent was monitored I was able to win

[latent pebble]

So you got the dub down an exchange gotcha

[mild nest]

he has to get the correct position at one point

[spark apex]

I have the hunch there was a middleman involved

[mild nest]

ur not going to use the bathroom after moves 1 2 3 4 and 5

[keen parrot]

game 1: you played well up until the endgame where you got into tactical trouble
game 2: you lost a piece pretty silly early on, managed to come back but ig you missed that Qf6 was mating

[spark apex]

He was returning with the top SF 16 chessbase move, not a move you'd typically find on a phone

[keen parrot]

there usually is

[latent pebble]

Cheating OTB is more gruelling and a hassle than actually thinking

[spark apex]

He also rarely plays in tournaments

he had a friend that rarely plays in tournaments as well

[mild nest]

i had this dumbass opponent once

[spark apex]

yeah one of his friends but he was also playing in the main tourney so unlikely

[hasty iris]

easy to memorize a single position around move 10 when he starts to cheat idk. i can memorize an otb game right after it being played so... im only 1600 chesscom. these guys are prob all 2000 fide

[spark apex]

he could've just been telling someone with a laptop moves

[keen parrot]

@spark apex you ever been checked for cheating?

[spark apex]

not OTB

[mild nest]

he was like 1350 while i was 1550, on move 9 i blundered a piece and he literally wouldnt stop laughing for at least 5 minutes, luckily i was the one laughing when i won the game after being down a bishop on move 9

[spark apex]

when I'm having good performances I'm afraid people think I'm cheating but that fear is mostly irrational

I never leave the tournament hall unless I'm using the bathroom

[mild nest]

but when i was laughing he said i need to be quiet?

like dude i was laughing for 1 minute and he laughed for 5

[hasty iris]

are phones allowed in the hall usually?

[latent pebble]

Once you get that NM verified like half of those accusations may decrease

[keen parrot]

i love it when ppl think i cheat, happens rarely tho cause i suck

[mild nest]

absolutely deserved imo if u laugh at someone for blundering move 9 and still lose

[spark apex]

dude I've been trying, emailing support and everything for a month or so

literally chess.com does not care

li 🧀 responded in a day

[mild nest]

they have no reason to

they lose money by giving u the free membership

[spark apex]

I'm a paying user

true

[mild nest]

even better to exploit u then

[spark apex]

li 🧀 has nothing to lose though

[mild nest]

nothing to gain and nothing to lose

[keen parrot]

li 🧀 moment

[mild nest]

except their rep

[boreal cosmos]

Cc support doesnt take a month to answer

[mild nest]

Hello mr "im"

[spark apex]

ye they just were unhelpful

i'm going to email support again today

[grim edge]

I did good in the first game?

[latent pebble]

You got it verified on lc?

[grim edge]

I thought i overextended a bit too much with my pawns

[spark apex]

yes

[mild nest]

discord mods will probably be more useful

[latent pebble]

nice

[boreal cosmos]

Just because you dont get what you wanted doesnt mean they arent useful

[keen parrot]

tbh u should just say that you wont be paying anymore and that they need to give you the title or you switch sites

[spark apex]

i never recieved a certificate from uscf

[glass kiln]

bru

[spark apex]

bro i've missed four titled tuesdays

[boreal cosmos]

U got nm?

[spark apex]

yeah my friend's dad typed a very angry email to chess.com and his title was immediately verified minutes before titled tuesday

[grim edge]

Gigagatto

[spark apex]

yeah

[mild nest]

nm is a real title unlike aim

[grim edge]

[spark apex]

get off his ass bro