💬〡general-off-topic

[fast kiln]

Not my name but yo

[tropic plaza]

Oo at hinde

[grim edge]

I know its antonio

[hard topaz]

oh nice it sounds somewhat like spanish because spain colonized it

[tropic plaza]

Maybe

[tropic plaza]

Ye

I think our country was named after a spanish general, king or smthn

Idk i forgot history since history sucks

300*

[fast kiln]

Real

[grim edge]

Get real

[tropic plaza]

What?

[fast kiln]

(I am not)

[sly ledge]

which country do u live in

[grim edge]

History is cool

Only reason why it sucks is cause of how it's taught

[tropic plaza]

Idk why we been colonized like our country is poor asf

[sly ledge]

lies

[tropic plaza]

Maybe because i found reading an entire history makes my mind suffer

[grim edge]

From what stance do you speak? Experience?

[tropic plaza]

Ig

Idk but we rich in mangoes

[sly ledge]

did u guys have mango currency or smthg

[tropic plaza]

What??

[grim edge]

Damn you old mf, tf you did? Translate the Bible? Did you help mr. Gutenberg with his printing press or smth? 💀

[tropic plaza]

My country has over 100+ languages and i only know one

[upbeat viper]

no politix

[void tide]

ğ

[sly ledge]

what

[grim edge]

What about politix i did t see the message

[tropic plaza]

Ye small matters

[upbeat viper]

colonisation can be an edgy topic

[grim edge]

Bon giorno bast

[tropic plaza]

Alr

[upbeat viper]

bc yk colonisation wars etc ..

[tropic plaza]

Mb mb

[grim edge]

The funniest thing about this statement is that you a frenchman are telling that to a morrocan

No hard feelings

[sly ledge]

wait why did u delete my MSG about manuscripts

that's barely even politics

[tropic plaza]

Whats wrong with the french men, they just wanna eat their baguettes

[grim edge]

Bru

Like what

"management"

@sly ledge were you the guy who robbed Mr. Gutenberg of his possessions?

Ahhh

[sly ledge]

no I robbed me glutenberg

[grim edge]

gluten tag

[sly ledge]

I meant Mr

[grim edge]

I love glutens

[tropic plaza]

Why does someone allergic to bread

[grim edge]

imagine

[grim edge]

Thats my thing imma sue you for copyright infringement

[grim edge]

nah it's whismy's thing stfu

[grim edge]

Theyre allergic to bread 🤑

[grim edge]

CUZ HE TOOK IT FROM ME

[tropic plaza]

Being allergic to bread is weird

[grim edge]

false 🗣️

lactaid pills:

Propaganda

Arent we all

[tropic plaza]

After drinking those milkies they gonna be spending a whole while at the bathroom

[sly ledge]

I believe it's a war crime

[grim edge]

Kinda like insulin

[grim edge]

lactaid pills:

[tropic plaza]

Like whats a bread gonna do to you??

[sly ledge]

idk eat yeast out of your walls

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

I AM JOKING BAST

drink that allows lactose intolerant people to tolerate milk

We all love each other in the chess.com community

[tropic plaza]

They should just put bread on pills so those buyers would buy more tbh

[astral seal]

Wanna play guys?

Dm me

[sly ledge]

yes we really mean it

[grim edge]

I most importantly love your mother torme

[unborn pike]

hello guys

[grim edge]

❤️

[sly ledge]

bro got a snit bubble in the middle of a mugshot

[tropic plaza]

Making pills that makes a disease worse is a marketing strategy

[sly ledge]

how tf did that get deleted

[void tide]

ğ

[grim edge]

Frfr

why cant i talk in vc

so not racist joke

[grim edge]

Connect your account

You got basted

[grim edge]

is there some kind of bot to do that?

How come bast and pain are the only mods that are actjve

Kinda sus

Who tf is Jeffrey

It was nice knowing you e giel

You will get basted

Also get your rating up but not your funny up

To everyone including myself

someone tell me man/woman and a date of the year

Finally god

[grim edge]

Man 1999

[grim edge]

a date.

not a name, just chose <man/woman>

also don't specify year

All hail the egirl

I wonder what event that date corresponds with

men ☕

I love coffee

i like my women how i like my coffee
i don't drink coffee

I like my women how i like my coffee

lmfao

And i drink coffee

[muted linden]

So you don't own coffee too

[grim edge]

if i don't drink coffee why would i own coffe bru

[grim edge]

Nice name

THE PAWNISHER COMING TO NETFLIX 2024/4

[muted linden]

Why are you flexing virginity

[grim edge]

Hes gay

[muted linden]

Oh

[grim edge]

💀

[muted linden]

My bad

[grim edge]

wtf

💀

ok.

Duck imma cast a spell on you

Itll make you forget you were straight

i never was

[grim edge]

Exactly

oh

it worked 101!!!1!213!!"3iu12

[grim edge]

No need to thank me

[void tide]

tf

[echo void]

how is pragg playing with 99.2 accuracy, literal ai bro

[vagrant mesa]

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[mild apex]

bro doesnt even know he bought membership

[upbeat viper]

idk the guy said that

.

[grim edge]

wild

Um

Why did I open discord to that

[mild apex]

u miss chat prob

[void tide]

ş

[mild apex]

cc still workin or nah?

[grim edge]

I wanted to ask what this trick is called kekw

[thin lichen]

Sameone to you, np

[mild apex]

basic trick to win material

[grim edge]

It gotta have a name tho ??

[grim edge]

😭

[mild apex]

dunno

i dont rly know all the tricks name

let me see

[upbeat viper]

ikr

He'll check

[graceful lintel]

[mild apex]

i slept for 4 hours 💀 i thought i slept for 8 💀

i cant sleep tonight for sure

[graceful lintel]

Yep it's clearly mentioned in the article smth

It's for 14 days

[pliant plover]

[graceful lintel]

[mild apex]

bigfoot

[pliant plover]

Hi

[mild apex]

hewo

[grim edge]

[pliant plover]

Hello friends

[graceful lintel]

[nova verge]

Heyo

[graceful lintel]

Any tips?

[pliant plover]

Taking a break always helps

[grim edge]

Nah ur winning son

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[graceful lintel]

🥹😭 -

[graceful lintel]

👍

[pliant plover]

Just go 50/50 like me

[graceful lintel]

[upbeat viper]

perfect chess is balanced

[graceful lintel]

Send ur hand writing

[nova verge]

Seesaw

What colors specifically

I don’t like red for some reason

[pliant plover]

I dream of looking good 😔

[nova verge]

Even tho my first car was red

[graceful lintel]

How old r u?💀

[nova verge]

28

[grim edge]

4 winning streak

[pliant plover]

@grim edge Lets gooo

[thorny raft]

Finally I got 3200 elos

[graceful lintel]

2%

[grim edge]

Thank you kind sir

[stuck kestrel]

are u in 4th grade bro

[graceful lintel]

Cute handwriting

[void tide]

ç

[grim edge]

My phone on life support

[mild apex]

anyone wanna play me

[graceful lintel]

Use English instead of Greek

[thorny raft]

I can beat magnus

[thorny raft]

Meee

[mild apex]

im bored

[graceful lintel]

[stuck kestrel]

what ur learning is easy but ur writing is 4th grade -like

[void tide]

i beat magnus

[stuck kestrel]

[graceful lintel]

My daily routine

[mild apex]

username? i send u a challenge in cc

[stuck kestrel]

Yes.

Ugly

[mild apex]

gws

[thorny raft]

Cc?

[mild apex]

chess.com

[thorny raft]

Fr

[stuck kestrel]

another 4th grade thing

[graceful lintel]

Magnus too easy

[thorny raft]

Nah I ain't playing with amateur

[mild apex]

who doesnt

[mild apex]

???

[mild apex]

u scared to play

[thorny raft]

What's ur elo?

[primal fern]

@thorny raft !WELCOME

[stable jungle]

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[graceful lintel]

Deleted

[mild apex]

does that actually matters? u beat magnus, is should be a piece of cake for u

[primal fern]

!trusted @thorny raft

[stable jungle]

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[coral quartz]

Is budlight gay now
Asking for a friend

[mild apex]

<@&745328830649991179>

[thorny raft]

Why

[grim edge]

Extremely

[primal fern]

wtf

[coral quartz]

Dam
Okeh

[mild apex]

ok just joined are crazy

[primal fern]

ban him

[graceful lintel]

What did he sent?

[grim edge]

I saw, bro needs some help damn

[mild apex]

im allergic to just joined by now

[coral quartz]

[primal fern]

very inapropriate things

[grim schooner]

can anyne here help me out, i got a brilliant move but i dont really see why and since i cant upload a pic pls dm

[graceful lintel]

[fossil epoch]

wait till you see real greek letters

[mild apex]

@primal fern u free for a game

im bored

[void tide]

is sterg mod?

[primal fern]

i'm sleepyyyy 😦

[upbeat viper]

who ?

[void tide]

sterg

[fossil epoch]

no

[mild apex]

i just woke up 💀 and its 8 pm

[fossil epoch]

maybe I am idk

[mild apex]

bast, did u time the perry out?

[upbeat viper]

of course ?

next time ban

[mild apex]

gud

[upbeat viper]

we don't joke with that

[graceful lintel]

It was self deleted

[mild apex]

self basting

[graceful lintel]

🥹😭

[graceful lintel]

New achievement unlocked

[fossil epoch]

did my role icon make you think I was mod?

[void tide]

ye

[upbeat viper]

imaging thinking that when a message is deleted it's always by a mod

[rare fox]

anyone 1600-1800 1v1? (unrated for fun)

[graceful lintel]

Idk i thought it was weird smth

[steep isle]

sure

Gimme the link @rare fox

[rare fox]

dm

[upbeat viper]

daz me

check your matchmaking parameters

put it to -25 + 25

and be happy

[stuck kestrel]

nugette, u want my handwriting?

[upbeat viper]

well change it

[stuck kestrel]

Why

No lol

my writing is ass

[grim edge]

You can do this?

[upbeat viper]

how even

[upbeat viper]

yep !

[stuck kestrel]

Wait how did u know
(for discord reasons this is a joke)

[upbeat viper]

click here

[fossil epoch]

pretty sure you can do it regardless

[mild apex]

how

[void ginkgo]

bruh how r u guys sending screen shots

[void tide]

life is roblox

[upbeat viper]

modify this

[grim edge]

Then why on earth am I struggling so much all this time

[stable jungle]

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[flint thunder]

hey chat

[upbeat viper]

I don't know

[stuck kestrel]

bro has the holy drip

[flint thunder]

dead chat

[safe granite]

hey guys

[flint thunder]

hi

[fickle rampart]

Magnus blundered

[grim edge]

Someone called me a queen mover once in a game

I could never be the same

[flint thunder]

i retire as a fan of magnus

[nova sequoia]

hallo

[grim edge]

Hey

No silly hes asian

[fickle rampart]

He fell 0ff (jk)

[fickle rampart]

:(

[grim edge]

Magnus carlsen more like Magnuson

[upbeat viper]

keymer missed

rip

he played too fast

[grim edge]

You watchint the cup my dearest friend bast?

[upbeat viper]

of course

[grim edge]

Id magnoose winning

[flint thunder]

i am waiting for season 2 :(

[fickle rampart]

They play two matches and it goes to tiebreaks if still tied

Magnus lost first match so he is in a must win situation right now to force tiebreaks

[grim edge]

Hes still a gm nonetheless do its okay

[grim edge]

If he loses he dies

[fickle rampart]

Ya exactly

[proven spire]

i never lost to magnus carlsen

[flint thunder]

you never won too

[grim edge]

Youre like the fifth person to say that this week

Very original

Shut up snitch

[proven spire]

i never lost to hikaru also

[fickle rampart]

The position is pretty dull now, queens were exchanged

[urban horizon]

hello

[upbeat viper]

<2k5 people are bots

[grim edge]

Buy me diamond

[flint thunder]

you never won to him also

[urban horizon]

yes

[grim edge]

Cute cat youve got there

[upbeat viper]

change your profile pic @urban horizon

[urban horizon]

i want to exercise my English and maths together

[upbeat viper]

we don't accept middle fingers

[mild apex]

im not cute :/

[grim edge]

@grim edge remember christian the yugioh guy?

[void tide]

ı

[upbeat viper]

like on chess.com

[grim edge]

Its a thumbs up

[flint thunder]

💀

[grim edge]

Ye?

[upbeat viper]

is it ?

[urban horizon]

ok

[upbeat viper]

hmmmmm

[mild apex]

its a thumbs up

[upbeat viper]

if it's a thumbs up it's fine

[flint thunder]

bro spawnned up from nowhere

[grim edge]

he got banned

[grim edge]

IM ALWAYS in the shadows

[grim edge]

WHHAAAAAAT

COME ON MY COACH NOOOOO

[flint thunder]

noice

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/standing-here-i-realize-meme-fast-gif-25249716

[grim edge]

Might need to get ur eyes checked my guy

[frank current]

I need some help

[flint thunder]

when ai takes over human

[grim edge]

Sup cat

[mild apex]

u guys have coaches???

[upbeat viper]

oh yeah

[grim edge]

Like coach like student

[grim edge]

lmao he got banned before i got to ever play him💀

[mild apex]

hewo yass

[nova verge]

I have a coach wallet

[upbeat viper]

@urban horizon it's fine

[loud dove]

Hi

[upbeat viper]

as it is a thumbs up

[grim edge]

He isnt my coach exactly but yk

[frank current]

yes

[flint thunder]

eh a coach doesnt need a coach 😎

[grim edge]

hi plushy cat

[mild apex]

they still need

[grim edge]

Oh hell naw

[mild apex]

hewo ciela

[flint thunder]

i mean my coach is obv stockfish

[mint yew]

Then gib me coaching services

[grim edge]

Steal from your family if you must

[delicate island]

I am now near at 2000

[mild apex]

i saw its a thumbsup

[nova verge]

Did anyone find Nemo yet

[mild apex]

unity need some basting

[flint thunder]

ok sire only $696969696969 per day

[grim edge]

Come on bast i didnt even wear my glasses and i saw that

My eyesight is like 2/10

[grim edge]

2050 protest be like: AI IS HUMAN

I am like velma without her glasses

[nova verge]

My eye sight is idk I gotta get it checked

[mental grotto]

is there someone i can play with rating 900?

[flint thunder]

every chess game would be a draw then

[grim edge]

U wear glasses too?

[safe granite]

help

[mint yew]

Nah nvm

[safe granite]

how do i get to unmute in vcs???

[valid dune]

hey, how do we get those rating roles

[grim edge]

goes from 7/10 to a 10/10

[nova verge]

2/3 of my family do

[mild apex]

in 2050, kids askin bout whats a human

[flint thunder]

connect ur account

[ashen void]

where's my diamond

[nova verge]

I don’t unfortunately I always wanted them

[grim edge]

Its in the family

[teal dragon]

Simp 🤨 🫵

[urban horizon]

thanks.Messages are too much that maybe i understanded one and ten messages are passed😭

[nova verge]

Genetics

[fossil epoch]

nah why do I feel like this could actually happen

[grim edge]

Philosophers bc asked that question too

[mild apex]

92.8 accuracy in 24 moves 💀

[dark citrus]

ayo lil bois

[queen pumice]

Hey y’all

[mild apex]

1500

[round knoll]

hey guys can you tell every country in africa that starts with n

[safe granite]

Connect my discord acc to chess.com?

[grim edge]

3000

[urban horizon]

Bd6, haha

[mint yew]

Prob 1200

[flint thunder]

yes

[grim edge]

It was a queen sacrifice to give then an advantage

[keen parrot]

nigeria

[urban horizon]

maybe 1000

[dark citrus]

lil bro hung a fking queen

-69 rating

[mild apex]

yey im correct

[safe granite]

I alreadyy didd

[round knoll]

is that all?

[grim edge]

ELON MUSK AND THEM DAMN MICRO BRAIN CHIPS

[ashen void]

gimme my diamond

[keen parrot]

[mint yew]

Am 2nd place :( with 1200

[nova verge]

Will you marry me

[teal dragon]

Namibia

[mild apex]

they learning new opening prob

[undone lodge]

I mean shit happens sometimes

[delicate island]

How is nxd5 not brilliant move

[safe granite]

i alreadyy didd

[grim edge]

Hold on didnt u say you were leaving discord

[round knoll]

only 2?

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

Thats in the middle game

[mint yew]

Guess The Elo.

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. f4 exf4 4. e5 Ng8 5. Nf3 Bb4 6. d4 Bxc3+ 7. bxc3 d6 8.
   Bxf4 f6 9. exd6 cxd6 10. Bb5+ Bd7 11. Bxd7+ Qxd7 12. O-O Ne7 13. Re1 g5 14. Nxg5
   fxg5 15. Qh5+ Kd8 16. Rxe7 Kxe7 17. Bxg5+ Ke6 18. Re1+ Kd5 19. Qf3+ Kc4 20. Qd3+
   Kd5 21. Qe4+ Kc4 22. Rb1 Re8 23. Rb4+ Kxc3 24. Qd3+ Kxb4 25. Bd2+ Ka4 26. Qb3# 1-0

[grim edge]

yes i left but a friend convinced me to stay

[grim edge]

1300

[teal dragon]

Cap

[nova verge]

That’s a bad friend #peerpressure

[loud dove]

😀

[grim edge]

Birq with the nerd emoji

[upbeat viper]

under 1000

[mint yew]

❌

[delicate island]

I am 1858+ and I also hang my queen 2 times in 1800 elo

[upbeat viper]

noone accepts the vienna gambit

[mint yew]

❌

[grim edge]

Too sophisticated

@teal dragon why beef

[olive viper]

how to apply for giveaway?

[grim edge]

Youd be wrong

[upbeat viper]

smh

[grim edge]

What giveaway

[upbeat viper]

you have to connect your account and join the club to participate to prized arenas

[worn ice]

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[grim edge]

1500 and under

[upbeat viper]

#👾〡bot-guide

[teal dragon]

Bc u ghosted me on chess

[loud dove]

Heylo guys, am I audible?

[flint thunder]

no

[mint yew]

So wats your answer?

[grim edge]

Fr

[proper pasture]

Nah

[olive viper]

okay thanks

[grim edge]

I WAS WATCHING ANIME OK

[upbeat viper]

look what a stream annoucement does to my notifications on cc

[loud dove]

Wait! Let me check my mic...

[fast kiln]

Which one

[grim edge]

Accept all

[void tide]

ğ

[upbeat viper]

and there are more and more

smh

[proper pasture]

We need Kafka in that image

[upbeat viper]

and probably none of them are connected here

[nova sequoia]

oh

[teal dragon]

Shouldnt have challenged me with caps lock on smh

[mint yew]

2 brilliant moves

[loud dove]

Wait! Lockdown is over. Right?

[grim edge]

How long do they take to accept

[finite valve]

Hello alL

[delicate island]

Not yet

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-weeb-anime-logging-off-gif-18505699

[grim edge]

Dragon quest, you probably never heard of it

[nova sequoia]

hi

[opal geyser]

hi

[finite valve]

Just joined 😄

[fast kiln]

I’ve heard of the games

[grim edge]

Ive played the games and watched the old anome

[loud dove]

Ah! That's why I am still having the Zoom Hangover

[delicate island]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[nova sequoia]

lol

[grim edge]

The series is the inspiration for most anime nowadays featuring a hero and a demon king

[safe granite]

FIN ALLY

[proper pasture]

I think it's 2000 because he accepted it and that person might be having bad day

[grim edge]

Sup

[graceful lintel]

No way 💀 where r u from?

[mint yew]

No more answers?

It was
1300 vs 1400

1-0

91 acc. - 67 acc.

[delicate island]

How am I rated 1858 in rapid but 1163+ in blitz

[teal dragon]

Kid named rapid

[loud dove]

India... Maybe!!

[grim edge]

I WAS RIGHT

I was wondering why I don't see Alice in general then realize I was at #💬〡chess-talk all this time

I TOLD YOU ITS 1300

[safe granite]

i suck at chess what do i do to get better?

[teal dragon]

Suck less

[graceful lintel]

Leave that school

[grim edge]

Look at frequently asked questions

[safe granite]

😭

[mint yew]

Ah sorry i saw 1200

[grim edge]

Pinned comment

[loud dove]

What if I'm already out of school??

[flint thunder]

stop sucking and learn openings and stuff

[grim edge]

aaaaaaa why among us

[teal dragon]

How dare you speak to your mother like that ill beat your ass lil boy

[grim edge]

Learn to not suck instead

[mint yew]

1400 accepts the vienna gambit

[delicate island]

Trash less

[grim edge]

AMOGUS

lowkey among us with some random people in a vc in 2020 would have been lowkey funny af

AMOGUUUUUUS

[void tide]

i found amogus

[grim edge]

It still is

[flint thunder]

magnus

[grim edge]

Among us is a good game just overmemed

[teal dragon]

Gonna go tilt grind my blitz

[grim edge]

i bet its almost impossible to have 10 people just a lobby in vc these days

[flint thunder]

gl

[grim edge]

Nah people still play it

Just find folks to play with you

[grim edge]

Another koma cafe sticker

[graceful lintel]

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[flint thunder]

elo

[grim edge]

Me on my way to use every anime sticker avaliable

[mint yew]

1300. :(

[grim edge]

Imma go do something more productive

[flint thunder]

u just did

[nova verge]

#spam

[finite valve]

I don't like buggaties but my Mclaren is Orange

[flint thunder]

no i said hello

elo

[grim edge]

[mint yew]

Nah you said elo not ello

[graceful lintel]

[flint thunder]

which one?

[mint yew]

But am just joking mate

[weak lily]

!Discord

[teal dragon]

Ive been on that for a while now 😭😭

[flint thunder]

k

[safe mica]

Mmm

[graceful lintel]

#ffff98

[grim edge]

Kassa is most W chess.com discord admin ngl

[flint thunder]

nerd

🤓

[graceful lintel]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

is clyde tripin?

[steel geyser]

Is lichess bad at finding cheaters?

[graceful lintel]

Forgot to tag mb 🥹

[upbeat viper]

you're on chesscom's server

I don't know how to answer to that question

[grim edge]

cheese.com

[graceful lintel]

[flint thunder]

I LIKE CHEESE

[merry matrix]

imagine cheating at chess

[high ledge]

Ur german or russian?

[steel geyser]

I can still talk about lichess it's not a problem is it?

[grim edge]

ruins all the fun fr

[flint thunder]

real

[clear sequoia]

Screenshot is Swedish.

[grim edge]

Yall its swedish

DOOFUS KNOWS POG

[safe mica]

Agreed

[flint thunder]

obv ur from sweden

[steel geyser]

I have reported a cheater it's been a month he's still not banned yet

[high ledge]

My bad, i think i just know 1 german word
And its Katz

[high ledge]

Oh thx

[merry matrix]

lol once i reported a person cause i was tilted badly in a rapid match and they happened to be a cheater

[steel geyser]

Wth man he got 95% accuracy in every single game + sand bagging

[high ledge]

Spider sense for cheaters fr

[steel geyser]

Then why he's only 2000

[merry matrix]

at 300 elo

[graceful lintel]

Only

[steel geyser]

Lichess blind fr

[grim edge]

2k lichess is like 1700 chess.com

its not that good and is very inflated

[neon musk]

You've put an extra 0 there

[steel geyser]

What is that

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/my-bad-homie-cringe-yikes-my-fault-michael-scott-gif-16584484

[steel geyser]

He's rated 520 in chess com

[grim edge]

[steel geyser]

He be sus

[grim edge]

all of them

[steel geyser]

How tf do you check that

[grim edge]

[little geyser]

can i send a picture here i want to show something important

[steep belfry]

hello

[upbeat viper]

don't send chess links than chesscom's

[grim edge]

i love venti

[viral epoch]

Yaaayayyaa

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sensaizax

This is the Chess.com profile of sensaizax. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2002 (peak)
Blitz: 1640 (1702 peak)
Bullet: 1369 (1415 peak)

[upbeat viper]

@clever roost

[grim edge]

@grim edge there you go kekw

[graceful lintel]

U can

[clever roost]

ye

[upbeat viper]

don't send any chess link except than chesscom's

[grim edge]

Ive been playing 7 months only

[little geyser]

i cant idk why 😄

[grim edge]

give da mans his time

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper

[upbeat viper]

ik

[little geyser]

[timid nymph]

bananana

[grim edge]

nice

[grim edge]

Hi mitzu

[graceful lintel]

[keen parrot]

gonna go grind tilt

[grim edge]

i just played a game as an 400 and my enemy played like an 350

[grim edge]

I love venti and i love the other venti

[viral epoch]

Haya Yasso

[grim edge]

i am in shambles

[graceful lintel]

[viral epoch]

Zaks did you know I pulled anemo boy

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what about folca

rip venti no hydro archon

[viral epoch]

Eh

Anemo boys

[grim edge]

im getting all the archons anyways im just missing her

[grim edge]

I have the most W Kazuha

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Holli2801

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

[viral epoch]

I could've gotten guaranteed Kazu but then I wouldn't have any wishes left for when Venti reruns

[timid nymph]

#😆〡chess-memes

[keen parrot]

genshit

[grim edge]

wishes always screw over ngl

[grim edge]

i havent been online in genshin for the past 26 days

@fiery barn day 2 of samuel wanting to speak but is dissapointed

[teal dragon]

Bro let me windmill his ass 💀💀 https://www.chess.com/live/game/85411910173

[worn ice]

nadavRF (1112) vs. Alatus_x (1153)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. f4 d5 3. exd5 Nf6 4. Nf3 Nxd5 5. Bc4 Nxf4 6. d4 Nxg2+ 7. Kf2 Bh3 8. Ne5 e6 9. Qf3 Qxd4+ 10. Ke2 Qxe5+ 11. Kf2 Qd4+ 12. Ke2 Qxc4+ 13. Kf2 Qd4+ 14. Ke2 [Bg4] 

[rare vale]

How can I verify my chess.com account is connected to the discord? It says connected on the site but I cant slash profile yet.

Nvm my role updated

[keen parrot]

you have a red role so its fine lmao

[grim edge]

us 😔

[inland shore]

I can feel the rage he must have felt

[grim edge]

us*

what cap 🧢 im below 1k

american moments

[viscid stirrup]

Indian moments

[grim edge]

[neat arch]

hi

im new

[grim edge]

fr

strawberry moments

[viscid stirrup]

You should look at my Pfp

[unreal trench]

GUYS

[grim edge]

yeah its hot

[unreal trench]

how do u play chess variants on mobile

[viscid stirrup]

Yea don’t call me strawberries my pronouns are Laufey/Lay vay

[grim edge]

strawberries

[viscid stirrup]

Reported

[keen parrot]

hi chat

[grim edge]

who is laufy 😔

[viscid stirrup]

Luffy? No you should listen to Laufey

[grim edge]

why are you here again?

[viscid stirrup]

Actualy it’s lay vay

[grim edge]

shoo yo ass

[keen parrot]

to see you

[grim edge]

you caant resist my charm

[viscid stirrup]

OW EM GEE

[grim edge]

because he does that to me

[velvet saffron]

[grim edge]

what lyric

[bright glade]

[keen parrot]

[keen parrot]

she is 16

[mild apex]

im gonna marry her anyway

[winter ridge]

Hai

[bright glade]

hi nova

[grim edge]

💯 i do

[velvet saffron]

[winter ridge]

Im bored

[keen parrot]

[bright glade]

NO

we are NOT playing chess @winter ridge

ion wanna get demolished again

[winter ridge]

Aww

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

marry ME?! in this economy?!

[winter ridge]

@bright glade i started playing rapid on li finally

[bright glade]

w

[winter ridge]

They want half your assets

[grim edge]

i do not

[keen parrot]

ong she wants

[grim edge]

you're wrong

[keen parrot]

half of 0 is 0 though

[grim edge]

iw ant all your assets

[winter ridge]

So hard

[keen parrot]

nah u wrong for that

[grim edge]

transfer to my bank account

[winter ridge]

What’s half of broke? Broke!

[mild apex]

what

[grim edge]

you're wrong

[mild apex]

thats part of the lyrics

[grim edge]

ouch

[graceful lintel]

Getting thai and Korean reels nowdays

[keen parrot]

explicit cost is when you buy hookers or smth

[graceful lintel]

[keen parrot]

[winter ridge]

@bright glade ? 🙂

[graceful lintel]

Delete

[keen parrot]

how tall is your bf again

[grim edge]

Tite

[grim edge]

depends

[keen parrot]

depends on what

[grim edge]

Damn, queen a player fr 💅

[nova verge]

Brah

[grim edge]

girl that aint our advocacy 😭

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

Advocacy, imma go check Google translate real quick

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

rip

why tilt always bothering me about my bf huh

@keen parrot are you like planning of stealing him from me?

Oh, like policy

[keen parrot]

yes

[grim edge]

Google it urself

[keen parrot]

lmao

[mild apex]

Sheeeesh

[grim edge]

like we don't support or tolerate players 💅

[keen parrot]

i think he would smash you

[grim edge]

he's 6ft he will smash you

[keen parrot]

i think it would be fair ngl, im 6ft too

[grim edge]

no :((

[grim edge]

ew stop forcin urself to be 6ft

[keen parrot]

what kind of filipino is 6ft tho, must have won the genetic lottery

[grim edge]

you're not my type

[bright glade]

nah im tired

[grim edge]

so illegal

[keen parrot]

ye

[grim edge]

filipinos can be 6ft if they're mixed

[keen parrot]

💀

[grim edge]

me

💀

what are ug onna do with one finger? i can just break that easily

[winter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-party-lol-gif-24390890

[grim edge]

maybe not

I got bad experiences with kicks

when I tried tae kwon do and my opponent was a short fat kid

fr

[mystic stream]

Does magnus beat Vincent?

[graceful lintel]

Fr

[grim edge]

[graceful lintel]

[rare vale]

I saw Vincent had a chance but missed it

[mystic stream]

And then he beat u up and u fell to the floor

[grim edge]

how come u know this

[mystic stream]

Yeah that move was hard to find though

[grim edge]

i broke my ankle bruh

Nah 16k puzzles is average

[grim edge]

(For a bot)

Bjj is a shit version of a knife fight

[crisp grotto]

how are you still on the chat

[grim edge]

Use a hammer, it's easier to get rid of or hide it

[crisp grotto]

bjj is human chess

[grim edge]

Fking snitch

[grim edge]

what

[crisp grotto]

do you not have anything else in your life to do

[mild apex]

its ok

[rare vale]

I love GM Naroditsky, hes probably my favorite announcer for chess.

[teal dragon]

Bro did not see the pin 💀💀💀

[mild apex]

bitch is allowed unless its use for direct swearing

[grim edge]

Tree branch

[mystic stream]

💀 I know

[mild apex]

o rly

i must be half alive

[teal dragon]

Yh

[crisp grotto]

anyone wanna play?

[grim edge]

Facts dont care about your feelings

Fireworks as ranged weapon

I got no time for chess

Listen to jazz then talk

At least i know what 2+2 is

[teal dragon]

Fat noob 🫵

[grim edge]

Rooftop for extra armor

Shit you right

[mild apex]

real

[grim edge]

I go to the gym every day get on my level

[urban marsh]

i drink beer all day

[teal dragon]

I netted 3 wins 🥶🥶 we UP 💯

Anti tilt

We goin in hard and coming out soft 🔥🔥🔥🙏

[mild apex]

my personality

[woven pike]

I need a Magnus Carlsen hair tutorial

[teal dragon]

Wake up
Look in mirror
Good 👍

[mild apex]

im the sun

i warm all of u up

without me, u guys wont shine

[teal dragon]

We going in cold coming out warm

[sly ledge]

is it true that you're gonna eat us after 7 billion years

[mild apex]

let me cook

[teal dragon]

😩💦

Vore

[sly ledge]

not in that way noooooo

[teal dragon]

Pet the khat

[mild apex]

yes

[mild apex]

this song im listening rn is 🔥

[crystal pike]

Hello guys

[teal dragon]

What is u on tho

[grim edge]

Why talk about this tho

[mild apex]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[mild apex]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@crystal pike With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[grim edge]

Already defeated once, will be defeated twice

smh bro got me muted

[mild apex]

connect your acc pls

[grim edge]

i will never forget this day

[mild apex]

:/

[grim edge]

:/

[mild apex]

is ok, u r back

meow~~~

[grim edge]

purr~

bro forgot he slide in my dms before😏

[mild apex]

who?

[warped galleon]

Hello

[mild apex]

hewo

[teal dragon]

Lmao who

[grim edge]

Hi uwu

nah i got muted just recently

[sly ledge]

smart cuz if they mute u it would mean they satanist

[warped galleon]

How are you

[grim edge]

the one who got me muted

[warped galleon]

hello miciela

[teal dragon]

Yh who i wasnt there queen

[grim edge]

vert

[warped galleon]

Not

[teal dragon]

L

[grim edge]

yellow

[sly ledge]

furry quote

[mild apex]

meow~

[teal dragon]

What u even do tho

[warped galleon]

How are you

[mild apex]

wheres the 'hewo'

[warped galleon]

relateable

[teal dragon]

Did you perhaps say squirt

[grim edge]

u a real one @grim edge you defending me got me so emotional that i just want to cry a river and say sorry for annoying you about the slay ❤️

[mild apex]

my signature hello: hewo

[grim edge]

meow

[mild apex]

greetings traveller

[grim edge]

stop @teal dragon smh

rare moments of arcsid

[timber moat]

Heya

[mild apex]

u have an undone task, pls complete it to claim 10000 social credits

[timber moat]

Mfs still saying meow here

[mild apex]

meow~~~

[timber moat]

Is that chesscom tradition now or something

[mild apex]

we have rights

[timber moat]

[grim edge]

are you pipino plushy cat?

[timber moat]

scary

[mild apex]

get a 90%+ accuracy game rn

send here for evidence

[grim edge]

i almost resigned on a stalement game

[teal dragon]

Ok but what did u do 💀

[teal dragon]

I accepted a draw when i had M1

[grim edge]

then he snitched on me

[mild apex]

u gotta chill and dlt it

[grim edge]

fr?

[teal dragon]

Yep

[grim edge]

mkay

[teal dragon]

Omg basted

[grim edge]

i was just xplaining tho

[teal dragon]

Literally 1984

[grim edge]

nah i did it

[teal dragon]

Oh

[grim edge]

bro stil lives in the 1800s

[teal dragon]

U a candidate baster?

[mild apex]

Swag

[grim edge]

plushy cats tells me to delete it, i follow plushy cat

[teal dragon]

That sum puzzle ahh shit

[mild apex]

meow 👍

[mild apex]

is a chess 10 min rapid

and somehow it became a puzzle position

[teal dragon]

SO IF PLUSSY CAT TOLD U TO JUMP OFF A BRID-

[olive pike]

hello

[mild apex]

i wont tell her to do that

[grim edge]

plushy cat is nice

[mild apex]

meow is the only thing i will command anyone to do

[grim edge]

look at this win in a row yay

[torpid lintel]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @olive pike, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[teal dragon]

"Meow for me" 🔫😡

[mild apex]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@olive pike With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[grim edge]

@teal dragon

[mild apex]

meowwwwww~~~~~

[teal dragon]

So sexy

[torpid lintel]

Hi cat

[mild apex]

hewo mohit

[loud dove]

Hello

[mild apex]

hewo

[loud dove]

How are you doing?

[torpid lintel]

I was so close to 1700

[grim edge]

[primal shore]

Miauuu

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mohit (mohit2040)

This is the Chess.com profile of mohit2040. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Mohit (mohit2040)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1673 (1696 peak)
Blitz: 1325 (1369 peak)
Bullet: 1165 (1378 peak)

[mild apex]

already was but tripped

[primal shore]

Miauuuuuuu

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Prasham Agarwal (prasham2005)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Prasham Agarwal (prasham2005)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2025 (peak)
Blitz: 1683 (1892 peak)
Bullet: 1275 (1410 peak)

[loud dove]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[sleek zealot]

why

[upbeat viper]

=:3

[grim edge]

ikr

[mild apex]

200+ msg from 'hewo'

[upbeat viper]

rip

you'll get dw

[primal shore]

:3

[upbeat viper]

hewo

[mild apex]

Meowww

[grim edge]

hii lucy

[mild apex]

Hewo basty

[primal shore]

Miaaauuuuuu

Miiiiiiiiauuuuuuu

[mild apex]

When scipio come back to chat

[loud dove]

Bhawwwww

[timber moat]

[mild apex]

I alrd miss talking to him

[teal dragon]

U say this but +500 real

[timber moat]

Insert “how you look saying this shit” here

[sleek zealot]

what

[mild apex]

Bro meowing in pain

[primal shore]

Nu uh

[loud dove]

[mild apex]

Cats when constipation:

[primal shore]

Miau

[teal dragon]

Deutscher katze

[primal shore]

Mrowwww

[primal shore]

Ja

[teal dragon]

Dogs in enland: woof woof
Dogs in italy: bau bau

[high ledge]

Katze$#

[mild apex]

Bau bau? Food panda?

[olive pike]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/library/39myoZVYut

see this game he had mate in 3

siuu

[teal dragon]

Shush

[mild apex]

Bast bast

[upbeat viper]

he was there 4hrs ago smh

[olive pike]

see this please

[mild apex]

French dogs going around basting

[teal dragon]

Scipio x cat

[mild apex]

I just awake 1 hour ago

[primal shore]

I did surgery

[upbeat viper]

can't

be a mod