💬〡general-off-topic

[astral forge]

chess.com is the best website

[grim edge]

500

[lean bolt]

up to rn i genuinely thought you were like 14

[silent spear]

sure what time control

[grim edge]

5 or 10

Gotta work tomorrow

[silent spear]

You choose

[lean bolt]

chess.com is one of the websites of time

[grim edge]

5

[silent spear]

Ok send me a link or challenge "arrowyoo" on chess.com

[astral forge]

true tbh

[grim edge]

and you dont teach how to talk, W

Check DM

[grim edge]

I hope you're not talking to me

[astral forge]

definitely what I do

[lean bolt]

can someone teach me how to quit discord

[grim edge]

Melatonin kicking in

[orchid bay]

go outside

[lean bolt]

this server is making me lose 50 elo an hour

[grim edge]

you responding to that but not to my question

[alpine granite]

wut is going on lol

[broken portal]

Give me 50$ ill tell

[smoky apex]

Anyone wanna chess with me (no rated and for every elo)

[lean bolt]

I would but I gtg make fun of gotham viewers

[broken portal]

Ill meet u there

[grim edge]

you have been saying that for the past 10 min

[astral forge]

I help people feminize/masculinize their voices

[lean bolt]

Yes, but here's what you're missing, brilliant moves are scams

[grim edge]

how are you qualified for that?

[lean bolt]

i hope that makes sense why I stayed for the 10 minutes

[grim edge]

lmao I didnt expect that

[broken portal]

They are big scams

[astral forge]

did apprenticeship for a year and work with a speech language pathologist

[verbal bone]

StockMartin

[hasty iris]

what is it actually

like how to get the tone right or

[astral forge]

it involves controlling the size of different parts of the vocal tract using practice exercises to control muscle strength

[grim edge]

sharky here to save the chat

please say something about brillant moves im begging you

[astral forge]

they’re not real

or rather the chess.com identification of them is pretty simplistic

[hard pulsar]

should i learn japanese or korean

[grim edge]

I think they are very real

[grim edge]

you should probably learn how to cook

[hard pulsar]

true

[astral forge]

korean has a cool alphabet

[hard pulsar]

ok

korean it is then

[frank jay]

You guys forgot 1 painter on the bots

[grim edge]

Pugs are the best species of animal

[grim edge]

pubg players? fr

[hard pulsar]

fr

[grim edge]

Good game!

No this fat mfer

[hard pulsar]

i thought u meant the austrian painter

[grim edge]

is that a french bulldog?

[hard pulsar]

golden retriever hits diff fr tho

[silent spear]

gg

[grim edge]

No thats a pig rabbit cat thing that doesnt bite and screams instead of barking

[frank jay]

Yeah

The austrian painter

[hard pulsar]

ooh ok

[grim edge]

I love austrian painters

But not the ones named adolf

[hard pulsar]

same

[grim edge]

yeah useless

idk why those were even genetically created

[hard pulsar]

💀

[grim edge]

Yes he smells bad too

[astral forge]

f3 g4 players when their opps play f6 g5 what do you do

[grim edge]

What about the Austrian painter Adolf Frohner?

[grim edge]

Idk theyre just sacks of meat that look cute kind of

[grim edge]

He cool with me never heard of him tho

[grim edge]

hit your head against the wall until you get a concussion

[grim edge]

looks cute? they have more skin than someone who lost 200lb+

[grim edge]

Walk your king out to the centre of the board

[grim edge]

True lol

[astral forge]

[grim edge]

And they shed so much fking hair

genetically unlucky

[grim edge]

Dont forget to hang your queen on move 5

Average 100 elo game

[alpine granite]

ok🍩

[hard pulsar]

e4 fr

[grim edge]

And then when your opponent does the same, dont take the free queen

Im a professional 100 elo player i know all about them

can you push your train @broken portal?

I think it would be faster

[broken portal]

u can sleep, im not home anytime soon since this mf isnt going further

[grim edge]

Its just a result of incest of disabled dogs

[nova verge]

Beto

[grim edge]

yeah exactly, kinda sucks thoug when you think about it

[nova verge]

Theta

[hard pulsar]

btw is the free 14 days premium real

[grim edge]

what did the train randomly stop or smth

[broken portal]

it broke down lmao

[grim edge]

💀

[nova verge]

☠️☠️☠️

[grim edge]

Yeah… i have two, one of them has anxiety issues where he starts choking and the other ones completely fine, no snoring, can run for tens of kilometers

It depends on the breeder

how does a dog has anxiety

Some pugs are completely fine and some are just bread for money

like shit is it that stressful to eat, drink and sleep

[grim edge]

When he gets startled in his sleep or sees a bigger dog or smth

[nova verge]

Then don’t do it

[grim edge]

lmfao

that is actually funny

Its sad to think about

But hey theyre already past their life expectency

[grim edge]

is that supposed to be a good thing?

These ones aint dying anytime soon they as good as new

[grim edge]

Yes because theyre as healthy as theyve always been

"oh they are past their life expectency, shouldnt have them for much longer"

oh that is how you meant it

[nova verge]

How’s that bun in the oven

[elfin pebble]

c h e s s

[grim edge]

Theyll live for an extra life expectency

[grim edge]

Bunning

[grim edge]

Shut up weirdo

I have a reggae-rap mix playlist and it catches me so offguard

[nova verge]

Okay nice y’all !

[grim edge]

Jazz vs rap 💀💀💀

[nova verge]

Idc

[grim edge]

Imagine listening to drill and the next song is a jazz song

[nova verge]

Wanna bet on it tho

[grim edge]

Youre weird gtfo

[nova verge]

Nah

I’m Bailey

[nova verge]

I ain’t scared I believe in God

[grim edge]

Greg is a top tier twitter user

[grim edge]

Thats fking based

[nova verge]

Love Greg

[grim edge]

You should be God fearing. Help yourself and others avoid sin

[nova verge]

I love them tall men

[grim edge]

Thats the message of God

Alright

[nova verge]

Anyone else watching the news?

[grim edge]

Only on twitter

[formal sluice]

There's nothing to be afraid of yall not see the news? https://www.theonion.com/nasa-completes-52-year-mission-to-find-kill-god-1819572297

[grim edge]

Nice shitpost

God damn it

[undone lodge]

onion>>>any other neews network

[grim edge]

why are yall weirdos here in general today

[grim edge]

Twitter >>>> any other news network

I love twitter propaganda

[grim edge]

Twitter is a news network if i am an astronaut

[grim edge]

You could be

[grim edge]

twitter? you mean X

Omg i could be

[grim edge]

Same shit

[hard pulsar]

x 💀

[grim edge]

Yall know when the pogchamps final comes out?

I wanna watch it

[grim edge]

actually no, twitter is 7 letters and X is just a single letter

[grim edge]

idk im not watching a bunch of rich 600s

Excuse me

Theres a 1000 there too

OH MY GOD

they might as well be a gm at this point

[nova verge]

The refs better call a fair game

[grim edge]

Ikr

[grim edge]

Theres no fair game when your highest competition is like 900

Tbh they all got coached by gms and chess streamers but yk you cant become a chess master overnight

[nova verge]

Refs don’t have kids? I don’t understand your philosophy

[grim edge]

What

[mossy comet]

stop

[grim edge]

The world ended with penguin club

[grim edge]

Sopt

[grim edge]

did you find that on a sub reddit by any chance

We're in the endgame now

[mossy comet]

twitter

no way im calling it X

[grim edge]

you mean X

[mossy comet]

shit sounds like an uh oh website

[grim edge]

Yall stop using twitter

[mossy comet]

BIRD APP.

TWEET TWEET FUNNY ANIMAL APP.

[grim edge]

That shit is painful

[mossy comet]

CHIRP CHIRP BLUE BLUE LARRY SPECIES APP.

[grim edge]

Im not gonna lie you made me giggle, not laugh but giggle

Unless the only thing u do is look at art the art community is good

[mossy comet]

eddsworld twitter and uhh geometry dadh twistter

Gamatey damn.

[mossy comet]

sin cos and tan just 🚪

If SOCIALISM was a beer

[grim edge]

Shut up turd

[mossy comet]

if socialism was a beer

[grim edge]

Capitalism 🔛🔝

[mossy comet]

if socialism was a beer 😂

[grim edge]

Cant be a trillionaire with socialism

[mossy comet]

If socialism was a beer

[mossy comet]

guys which one is yor favrite

[nova verge]

Look out for the monster bear monster bear

[mossy comet]

huggi wubgy seek scawy bloo!! uhh zumbo saus

the MEG

[mossy comet]

Metal pipe hardcore

[grim edge]

Bro is <500 💀💀💀💀

[nova verge]

✅✅✅✅

[mossy comet]

Nuh uh

[nova verge]

Good luck 🍀

[nova verge]

It’s harvest season

[hasty iris]

who made these stickers 💀

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣✌🏼

[grim edge]

Weeb lmao

[grim edge]

I hate you for that message

[grim edge]

Same not gonna lie

[nova verge]

Good hate me idc

[grim edge]

blocked for giving me an attitude

[nova verge]

Why do I care if a rand hates me on the internet

***rando

[grim edge]

yeah yeah talk to my hand 🖐️

[grim edge]

Youre the rando here 💀💀💀

[nova verge]

Gross it’s covered in seamen

[grim edge]

Mr centre of the universe

[mossy comet]

dawg

[nova verge]

Mrs to you

[grim edge]

Oh no! I dont give a fk

[mossy comet]

that is not anime that is neutra from six impala

[grim edge]

oh hell nah you're one of them

[nova verge]

1 of who?

[hasty iris]

https://tenor.com/view/aquaman-king-aquaman-yellow-suit-aquaman-dc-comics-gif-17801395

[grim edge]

The r slurs

[grim edge]

them

[nova verge]

Who?

[teal dragon]

Catfishers

[nova verge]

Who?

[rose thunder]

since when was this emoji a thing lmao

[grim edge]

Holy shit is that cobe???

[grim edge]

please stop talking to me

[mossy comet]

THATS NEUTRA YOU はテェめ

[nova verge]

I ain’t talking to anyone in specific

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-speech-helicopter-helicopter-helicopter-helicopter-helicopter-meme-gif-25397538

[teal dragon]

Weeb

[grim edge]

that is him

[hasty iris]

BRO DID NOT

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/filthy-frank-filthyfrank-gif-4899713

[nova verge]

Go thru my photos idc

[grim edge]

10/10 gif

[grim edge]

can you stop saying idc

[nova verge]

IDC

[mossy comet]

If Socialism was a beer 😂😂

[astral forge]

socialism if it was a beer

[grim edge]

Stop talking to him, waste of time

[grim edge]

yeah you right

[astral forge]

yo you play gd?

[mossy comet]

SOCIALISM.
if socialism was a beer

[grim edge]

good dog?

[mossy comet]

Yeah

[astral forge]

I just got the steam version

[mossy comet]

im a creator

[astral forge]

I have allvthe main game levels beat but too scared to touch online

[mossy comet]

i am making hard 5* level called garf fish land 2004

[astral forge]

sick whats the level youre most proud of

[mossy comet]

goodmorning

i havent worked on it in a while

[astral forge]

ill check it out

[grim edge]

even the argument about brillant moves was better than this conversation

[mossy comet]

its not finished.

[astral forge]

oh ok

[grim edge]

you two are making everyone leave with your geometry dash

[mossy comet]

but the released level im proud of is two memories

its just an auto level with vhs thingy thing

[astral forge]

ooh

[mossy comet]

DELICIOUS BIRD EGGY WEGGY

[grim edge]

yap yap

[mossy comet]

also this is my hardest

[astral forge]

i made a level years ago but its not that great lol

[hard gyro]

"How cringe are you?"
"Yes"

[mossy comet]

also silly news: pg beat that one level he raged on

[grim edge]

finally someone 50% normal 🙏

[astral forge]

nice

[mossy comet]

crush: oh my goddd you look good today
me: Yaba gaba looba saba lama goo gaba goo

[astral forge]

my hardest level is deadlocked lol

[hard gyro]

Never speak ever again.

[mossy comet]

i never beat the main level demons 😱

[hard gyro]

Now I am tempted to try GD again

[drowsy crane]

Whtsup

[bright glade]

[grim edge]

thought you were about to say "oh hell nah that girl is trippin"

[mossy comet]

Lama gama goo

[astral forge]

why not lol

[restive storm]

** **

[mossy comet]

Lamadamama lama gama goo

[mossy comet]

I suck at clubstep mainly first ufo

[astral forge]

damn 😭

[grim edge]

@astral forge @mossy comet see when you two stop talking about geomotry dash everyone comes back

🙏

[mossy comet]

stfu

[silent spear]

Rg2+, Ke1, Kxf3?

[grim edge]

that is quite mean

[mossy comet]

imagine calling twitter X

[grim edge]

might have to report that to the authorities

[astral forge]

i got this 8 attempt clubstep run first time playing on computer

oh sorry 5 attempt*

[mossy comet]

ClabStap

[grim edge]

and by authorities I mean moderators and above

[grim edge]

okay that made me smile a little bit

[silent spear]

Is the answer Rg2+, Ke1, Nxf3+, Rxf3, Qxf3?

[mossy comet]

lowercase yellinh

[astral forge]

i beat theory2 in 8 attempts then proceeded to fail on deadlocked for hours 😭

[mossy comet]

Rook z25

[astral forge]

dont post that here lol

[grim edge]

blud is cheating in puzzles?

[silent spear]

It's a puzzle, we're in general

[grim edge]

just click on view the solution if you want to know the move lmao

[silent spear]

cheating? Puzzles are to help my tactics

[silent spear]

I don't wanna lose my elo

[mossy comet]

Society: im trans
society but the sequel: ok
NEUTRA if she was bald:

[astral forge]

well I mean youre not supposed to receive help in puzzles and also you might be more careful about sharing stuff from the other website so you dont get in any trouble

[grim edge]

sucks to suck

[grim edge]

what

[astral forge]

your elo is not real if you use help to solve the rated puzzles

[mossy comet]

Neutra if she was bald

[silent spear]

your right ig

[grim edge]

there is literally nothing wrong with sharing a puzzle from lichess though

[silent spear]

it was wrong I'm done with chess bro

[astral forge]

oh ok i didn’t know how much they cared

[grim edge]

yeah quit already

[mossy comet]

https://tenor.com/view/six-impala-neutra-wrench-gif-21241390

Brain damage

[grim edge]

i mean you're 500

you're past the point of no return

[mossy comet]

You shouldve said that to me

[grim edge]

yeah u should quit too

[astral forge]

look for captures next time

[mossy comet]

OK BETTTT

GOODBYE SERVER I WONT MISS YOU!!

[grim edge]

-1 nerd

[silent spear]

It makes no sense that it takes away my Elo like just give me another puzzle I wish there was unrated puzzles

[grim edge]

i promise you its really not that deep

[mossy comet]

bing bing!!

[digital phoenix]

open up the skye

[grim edge]

you posted that about 3h ago, unoriginal, 4/10

[silent spear]

cause people are always like "oh your puzzle Elo should be 1000 above your Elo and I can't do that when it takes away my elo

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> neej532

This is the Chess.com profile of neej532. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1815 (1833 peak)
Blitz: 2307 (2453 peak)
Bullet: 2189 (2211 peak)

[grim edge]

its really not that deep

my elo on chess.com is 1700 and I really dont care

[mossy comet]

chess.com removing 500 elo because i used a hint in the puzzle:

[grim edge]

I dont do puzzles on chess.com

[silent spear]

my lichess Elo is more than my lichess puzzles Elo

[mossy comet]

amamsnnd imf gonsnndkdjdngngv

[grim edge]

like a wise discordian said, no point in arguing with someone who already made up their mind

[mossy comet]

its lifke 2:39 -&!48($5!$92!8!2-!!-!/9::0

[silent spear]

I'm 2084 lichess Elo

[mossy comet]

what did i just w dnt

[grim edge]

im 1134 cc rapid hard

[silent spear]

people on lichess are like 500 Elo at 1710

[grim edge]

sick, after all puzzles isnt to get better but to get the highest rating at all cost!

[mossy comet]

im 1k puzzles but 200 on rapid

[grim edge]

so youre worse than me?

[grim edge]

competing with yourself is key to getting better after all right

[silent spear]

I'm 500 chess.com Elo

[obsidian umbra]

Its not about rating its about your Skills

[silent spear]

My vision won't get better though

[mossy comet]

“the best way to get better at chess is to play with yours-

[grim edge]

exactly

[digital phoenix]

skill is proportional to rating

u best believe a 2k will beat a 500

[silent spear]

Exactly

[grim edge]

asking on a discord server for help solving a puzzle so they dont lose elo is not gonna help them get any better

[mossy comet]

cant remember who said that tho

[grim edge]

eh

[obsidian umbra]

Yee it hapen

[mossy comet]

bruh i need to soeep its almost 3 am

i wanna soap

i wanna salen

[silent spear]

at this point if I can't see a puzzle I'm shuffling so I don't lose Elo

[mossy comet]

i want to Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

[digital phoenix]

or u could switch of rated

[silent spear]

not on lichess

[digital phoenix]

what u mean

[mossy comet]

even if elon owns twitter im not gonna follow him

[grim edge]

Hello!

[grim edge]

good idea, do puzzles that are easy for you!

[silent spear]

yeah

[long harness]

guys

[mossy comet]

I shall slabeb i whall sleevy i whssw s dnen

[obsidian umbra]

Puzzles help to find a fast solutions in some sbad situations

[mossy comet]

I shall sleneyby slabbt

[grim edge]

that was sarcasm

[long harness]

so can we appeal in chess.com support page?

[mossy comet]

Tthe sleeohby the slabby sleeb

[grim edge]

I've connected my acc

[mossy comet]

Yabadabibalabibididibalabamabasamalamalaumaikababadu

[silent spear]

No but like how am I gonna improve my tactics if I keep getting challenged with advanced tactics I've never seen before?

[grim edge]

you should care more than ur rapid/blitz elo rather than your puzzle elo lmao

[mossy comet]

UAAAGHRHDJGHFH JJ NGMFKGJGHFHFJG

[grim edge]

Most helpful chess player:

i want a diy kit

[regal lynx]

couldnt agree more

[grim edge]

i wanna build

[grim edge]

right so you should do easy puzzles that you can do in 1sec! reinforcing what you already can see instead of getting used to finding tactics you're not used to find!

[silent spear]

exactly

[grim edge]

play fortnite then

[grim edge]

This proves it more

[mossy comet]

im gonna sleep

[grim edge]

I hate you with a passion

[mossy comet]

goodnfuTsifgfdhggsjgdJbajsbj^|€<£|€+~£\£&:AAAA

[digital phoenix]

oh yeah hes just stupid

[mossy comet]

sorry guys i spilled air on my table

i remembered that katt from six impala has a chess account

should i play with them

[silent spear]

no but I want to find my tactics that I know more so I can improve to the next level of advanced tactics, there's no point in finding advanced tactics before improving my easy tactics

wait saying that sounds stupid

how am I gonna improve my tactics if I'm challenged with ones I don't know?

[grim edge]

Perhaps cause it is

You sound like your pfp

I meant that in a disrespectful way

[silent spear]

I wanna improve my medium tactics before my hard to find tactics

[grim edge]

Cause that is how you learn?

[digital phoenix]

thats the point u should know more

[silent spear]

there's no lessons on chess.com besides the normal tactics that I learned

[grim edge]

No way bro is discovering how to learn

[mossy comet]

hello katt from six inhaler

[grim edge]

Whqt

I went from 200-600 in less than an hour

How you learn « advanced » tactics that you dont know? By trying to do them and if you get them wrong then look at the solution and try to understand it

[mossy comet]

hello katt!

[grim edge]

Well 590 something

[mossy comet]

Hallo katt!

[grim edge]

🤯

Is it that hard to understand

Looks like english to me

[silent spear]

I don't wanna learn them by brute force making me look stupid if my puzzle Elo isn't 1000 above 500

[grim edge]

Yeah right you should learn them by soft force

Im done talking to you

You sound like your pfp and i hate you

[silent spear]

I wanna learn them from like lessons not being forced to find them if I don't know what to look for

[grim edge]

Wdym lessons bruh

[silent spear]

that's exactly what I don't wanna do

[grim edge]

You need a little voice guiding you through the puzzle?

[silent spear]

chess.com doesn't teach you all tactics

[formal sapphire]

thats why you learn by playing

[grim edge]

Why are you even mentioning chess.com, just do the puzzles that you cant do easily bruh

[spice aurora]

sup guys

someone wanna play ?

[grim edge]

if ur a 500 literally just play a lot of games and get to 1k thats what i did

[umbral wind]

Bro just do plain tactics, you learn by doing tactics that you haven’t seen before that’s the whole point of Learning your method is gonna keep you stuck at 500

[silent spear]

OHHH I HAVENT EVEN STARTED ADVANCED TACTICS ON THE LESSONS

[grim edge]

I js beat my first 600 player

Its 3am and i dont really wanna talk to a nerd on a discord so im going to sleep, have a good night and I hope you will one day be able to understand what others are saying

I'm now 630+

Continue to farm your puzzle elo that is gonna get you better

im gonna reach 1300 soon

[formal sapphire]

chill man
everyone gets better by time

[grim edge]

No I hate fast modes

[silent spear]

k

[grim edge]

I like rapid more

[spice aurora]

someone me play?

[umbral wind]

Step one is don’t obsess over rating. ESPECIALLY puzzle rating

[grim edge]

That is about getting better its about asking for advice just to refuse them

[grim edge]

Nah trust its gonna get them better

[grim edge]

Connect ur account

[spice aurora]

someone wanna play me? i am 1850

[grim edge]

I'm good your way ahead of me..

[spice aurora]

ok

[worn ice]

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[formal sapphire]

finally someone talking facts

[grim edge]

real

[silent spear]

why can't I do unrated puzzles to get better instead of losing my rating putting me back to the easy puzzles then going back to the hard ones, trying again and failing, then back to square one

[grim edge]

Genuinely why would you ask for advice if you dont try to even understand them

[umbral wind]

When I first started I didn’t care about rating i jus played rapid all day and watched Thechesswebsite, MatoJelic, Johnbartholomew

Back in 2016

[spice aurora]

i will not connect

[grim edge]

discord has racial slurs??? 😱😱😱😱😱

[formal sapphire]

why complain when they dont understand

[spice aurora]

but someone wanna play me

[nova verge]

Oh no I can’t believe it

[grim edge]

then people are less likely to play you

[spice aurora]

oh

[grim edge]

Yeah you right tbh

[silent spear]

I was being sarcastic, I know how to learn I just don't like the fact that Elo is involved cause then once I miss one I go back to the easy tactics

I'm trying to learn those tactics without going back to square one

[grim edge]

Then go farm ur elo idgaf

[silent spear]

I'm not gonna farm Elo I want unrated puzzles

[formal sapphire]

man you're 2200 not much people have a rating that high

[grim edge]

dawg why u care so much about puzzles

[silent spear]

I wanna improve my tactics

[grim edge]

I do not wish you a happy and long lasting life

[grim edge]

dude ur 500 just play some games

[silent spear]

Stop being so damn rude

[formal sapphire]

im still worse than that : (
Im better otb tho

[digital phoenix]

its hard to deal with stupidity

[gloomy vector]

600 moment lol

[stiff sail]

i want to play some chess anyone up

[grim edge]

[gloomy vector]

I’m down for it if you also down but you seem to be up soooooo not really lol

[silent spear]

is there any way to get unrated puzzles?

[stiff sail]

elo??

[gloomy vector]

Lose them on purpose then retry

[silent spear]

bro why can't I just practice hard tactics without having to gain the damn Elo back and try again

[stiff sail]

challenge then

[grim edge]

If their iq even higher than 70 they will check your profile

[long harness]

wth

[grim edge]

Oh i guess its not

[grim edge]

Go get chess tempo or lichess for puzzles

[silent spear]

is there any way to turn unrated puzzles on lichess?

[stiff sail]

finland?

[long harness]

lol

[timber frigate]

Who is

[grim edge]

What server are you in right now?

[grim edge]

Just dont care about rating in lichess

[digital phoenix]

turn off rated

[silent spear]

where

[timber frigate]

Vsvs

[grim edge]

gotta be trolling

[stiff sail]

come 10+0 unrated

[silent spear]

I'm not even talking to you this time go to sleep or something

[umbral wind]

That’s not how it works

You don’t go back to the “easy tactics”😭😭

[silent spear]

yeah cause it takes away puzzle Elo

[stiff sail]

5?

[umbral wind]

It doesn’t take 100 points off your rating

[timber frigate]

I’m super exhausted

[umbral wind]

It takes like 9

[silent spear]

dude whatever forget puzzles I'm just gonna finish lessons on chess.com then play games until I'm 1000 or something

[umbral wind]

Which is nothing

[umbral wind]

Play Rapid

With increment

15+10

[silent spear]

I've been doing that

[umbral wind]

Good

[silent spear]

I haven't lost a single game of that yet

15+10 should give more Elo than 10 minutes change my mind

[umbral wind]

Don’t rush think about the moves and why you’re playing them and you’ll be 1000 in no time

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-meme-gif-25326537

[umbral wind]

🪨

Rating does not matter.

At all.

Focus on improving not what your rating says

[digital phoenix]

focus on what my rating says

[silent spear]

there's no unrated puzzles

[grim edge]

I lose a game against a 700

yo wsg

damn same

As a 600, wtf is this match making dude

I'm not even close to 700 at allllll

bro i lost to my retarted sister 💀

[silent spear]

I made that dude 902 mad cause he started being sarcastic to me

[grim edge]

Insane

[umbral wind]

I swear man all these new players nowadays all they care about is watching Gotham chess and what their rating says

[grim edge]

welp im gonna go to bed bc i have work

see ya

[silent spear]

I watch gothamchess and hikaru

[grim edge]

same but idk who hikaru is-

[silent spear]

HIKARU NAKAMURA?

[grim edge]

Some gm

Dw about it

[grim edge]

nah man

[silent spear]

he's the 2nd best player

[grim edge]

Who's Gotham chess and Hikaru? What's a GM???

you dont know who gotham chess is??

No?

[silent spear]

[grim edge]

[astral forge]

GM stands for giant mouse

[grim edge]

ye

I js learned chess today.., not even a couple hours ago..

[silent spear]

then how did you join this server so fast

[grim edge]

fr

[grim edge]

Cus it was linked some page

[silent spear]

you don't have "just joined"

[grim edge]

i mean i have been playing chess for over to months now

Cus I connected

😎

so i just searched a server to chess

[umbral wind]

🧢

[grim edge]

💀

Tfym cap

Can someone pwease explain to me what GM actually means

[silent spear]

Grandmaster

[grim edge]

Oh

[grim edge]

Title you gain after u reach 2400 elo fide

[tropic plaza]

2500*

[grim edge]

Fide?

[grim edge]

Mb

[umbral wind]

Hikaru ain’t #2

[nova verge]

3300****

[grim edge]

Over the board chess federation rated

[tropic plaza]

#2 last month i think

[silent spear]

French chess rules and company stuff blah blah international chess

[spare fjord]

hi guys

[grim edge]

I played the wrong move tryna prevent wcholar mates

[tropic plaza]

Why tf chess rated tournaments 2hrs away from my town

[grim edge]

Yo just curious, do you guys think I could get to 1500 by the end of the year if I keep playing chess every day from now until then? I'm 1150 rn

[silent spear]

How do you know the name of the bowdler attack before knowing who gothamchess is

[grim edge]

Cus I play the bots

And pattern recognition

[silent spear]

But chess.com doesn't tell you that it's called scholars mate it says bowdler attack

[grim edge]

The bots say shit like time for scholar mates n shit????

Isnt it wayward attack queen?

Tf is a bowdler attack

[tidal violet]

No wayward is queen to h5

Or smth I forgot notations

[silent spear]

Qh5

[tidal violet]

I play an even worst opening

You wanna guess? It's easy to guess

[nova verge]

Hi how r u

I’m gr8

[umbral wind]

There’s no promises just do the work

[tidal violet]

No,London💀

[silent spear]

fr quit

[tidal violet]

London is so bloody boring

That's why I play it in tournaments

[silent spear]

The ruy Lopez is trash? I got told to play it

[grim edge]

without a coach?

[fallen forum]

is en passant forced or not?

[grim edge]

Dont play it youre 500

[tidal violet]

No

[grim edge]

No its a meme

[grim edge]

Ye no coach

[silent spear]

yes it's forced

[silent spear]

A

[umbral wind]

Why not?

[grim edge]

Too much theory

If I lose one more game of chess I'm doing unimaginable things dawg

[umbral wind]

500’s don’t know theory anyway

[grim edge]

you can but you have to make your own plan

If your opponent plays something not theory youre fked

[silent spear]

I know a variation of the Sicilian and English

[fallen forum]

i never studied chess

[umbral wind]

Play whatever you want

[spice aurora]

Someone wanna play FIFA with me?

[tidal violet]

Pssh play London if your playing important games ,there's only like 4 lines of theory

[fallen forum]

i just play it as "hope chess"

[grim edge]

How sure are you that theyre gonna play that variation

[umbral wind]

Play any opening you want it really doesn’t matter

[silent spear]

At my Elo they always do

[umbral wind]

Everyone’s so technical

[tidal violet]

Kadas Opening

[grim edge]

Dawg I just wanted your opinion cuz if you say yes I get motivation because people believe in me and if you say no I get motivation to try to prove someone wrong

No one plays the sicilian or the English at 500

[tidal violet]

Sicilian has too much theory

[silent spear]

yes they do

[grim edge]

They just push a random pawn

[silent spear]

gothamchess told 500s to play the Sicilian and caro

[tidal violet]

And English is just not good if your opponent even knows the theory slightly

[grim edge]

What

[umbral wind]

Play as you please

[grim edge]

Gotham did?

[grim edge]

Nah I know people play Sicilian at 500. Not sure about English though

[formal sapphire]

But they don’t play well

[tidal violet]

Caro is good,there's like maximum 6 lines to know lol

[grim edge]

Thats kinda stupid

[silent spear]

Gotham told 500s to play the ponziani

[tidal violet]

Caro is as boring as London

[umbral wind]

Any opening involving the center

[grim edge]

Ponziani is okay

Caro is okay at ur level

BUT THE SICILIAN

[silent spear]

No you can really punish the ponziani

[spice aurora]

u gusy play fifa?

[grim edge]

Hell not even 1700 know how to play it

[formal sapphire]

Caro is ok at any level I’d say

[grim edge]

Can you punish the ponziani?

[tidal violet]

Do u people really think @silent spear is 500

[grim edge]

Yes

[tidal violet]

I smell sus

[silent spear]

Yeh

[silent spear]

I literally am

[tidal violet]

He seems to know way more than me

[grim edge]

What can you do to punish it

[formal sapphire]

Why does it matter to you man

[tidal violet]

It doesn't I'm just sayin

[formal sapphire]

Doesn’t affect your rating

[formal sapphire]

Ok sure

[grim edge]

@grim edge its your son

[silent spear]

after they play the bishops I can always bring out my queen

[formal sapphire]

I mean I play h4 and I’m a 1700

[grim edge]

Maybe you got good intuition/talent? Idk

[grim edge]

What

[umbral wind]

You can in the kings gambit too.. will you punish it tho? Definitely not

[formal sapphire]

Rating isn’t related to openings

[grim edge]

It kinda is

[digital phoenix]

i play bad openings

[tidal violet]

Well at some point knowing 0 theory isn't possible if u want to win

[grim edge]

I only play the best ones

[umbral wind]

It’s not, everyone obsesses over rating

[grim edge]

Such as the grob

[formal sapphire]

I don’t study openings

[digital phoenix]

i feel like grob could work if u made an actual study on it

[silent spear]

can someone please help me improve

[grim edge]

Its not about rating its about the skill required to play cettain opening's

[digital phoenix]

no cos i wouldnt be able to handle ur bullshit

[grim edge]

I mean rating is just a good indicator of skill to an extent

[umbral wind]

Name some openings

[tidal violet]

I don't really too,I just know it until I can play on my own cuz I don't want to have a losing position 5 moves in

[silent spear]

I promise I won't troll

[grim edge]

The grob the bird the creepy crawler the crab

[umbral wind]

Nah when you’re <1700 it doesn’t matter

[formal sapphire]

Man it’s like just don’t blunder in 5 moves
Why study it

[umbral wind]

Skill? You’re trolling

[grim edge]

The crap 💀

[grim edge]

I could give you a study on the grob

[grim edge]

The crab!

[formal sapphire]

Cow

[grim edge]

Nah I saw you call it crap yourself

[umbral wind]

It’s bad it’s 0-1

[grim edge]

Tfym its 0-1

[tidal violet]

Yeah and have your knights or bishop trapped at their spawn? Or having doubled pawn? It ain't a blunder but it's a losing position

[grim edge]

Whats your elo Fin?

[umbral wind]

2800🥱

[grim edge]

do you have any idea who you're talking to?

[digital phoenix]

give a good one and ill play it otb

[formal sapphire]

And you think your opponents can convert that to a win

[digital phoenix]

fin is worse

[umbral wind]

😭😭😭

[grim edge]

Ill do my best!

[silent spear]

Please someone help me improve

[digital phoenix]

i really feel like i could grob against unrated and win

[grim edge]

I think basic principles and defending against stupid aggression is necessary for openings <1700.

[umbral wind]

Yeah basic principles are a must

[grim edge]

You want theory or computer only studies?

Wait I'm so tired what are we talking about now

[spring solstice]

Is anyone free for 10 min chess match pwease👉👈

[grim edge]

Im confusing myself

[formal sapphire]

Also you could get double pawns and pieces trapped in the middle game
What are you going to do about it
Study the middle game with that many lines?

[silent spear]

I could play

[spring solstice]

You are too low elo

[digital phoenix]

both ig idk i just need good response to opponent

[tidal violet]

Well sometimes yeah, a guy I played OTB lost a game to me due to him having doubled isolated pawns in the that are impractical.

[silent spear]

damn

[spring solstice]

Send link

[silent spear]

no

[formal sapphire]

Pretty sure you had other problems in the game too

[spring solstice]

🙁🙁

[formal sapphire]

Which can be improved by tactics and other stuff

[silent spear]

you just said I was too low elo

[tidal violet]

Probably,but if he didn't have the doubled pawns it would've been a draw

So it kinda is slightly important

But overall the chess skill is more vital than openings

[spring solstice]

https://play.chess.com/2xtQC

[formal sapphire]

Well yea slightly I’d say
He should have known doubled pawns brings no advantage to himself in endgames

[formal sapphire]

Yea agreed

[silent spear]

who joined the game bruh

[spring solstice]

Join

[grim edge]

My current routine daily is doing all the aimchess daily stuff, doing all the chess.com daily puzzles, and doing 5-10 rapid games, analyzing the losses. Do you think this would be good enough to get to 1500 from 1100 by the end of the year?

[grim edge]

Theres the deep study on the grob on lichess and theres a book called the killer grob

[grim edge]

yeah def

Alright, I have faith it'll happen 🙏

[tropic plaza]

Do 10 puzzles per lose, unless you have premium, 3 puzzles a day is not enough

[grim edge]

Yeah I don't have premium. I'm doing the puzzles, puzzle rush survival & that puzzle battle thing

And the free aimchess ones

[tropic plaza]

Go to a certain french website starting with the letter L

[grim edge]

Alright

10 puzzles per loss might burn me out, idk

[tropic plaza]

Its a punishment for losing

[grim edge]

Lol hopefully I don't tilt

[tidal violet]

Wait it's free there?

[grim edge]

Yeah pretty sure it is

I remember using it for puzzles

A while ago

[tidal violet]

Oh cool

[grim edge]

Nice

[grim edge]

youre gonna tilt.

feelin evil today

cuz im forced to do geometry in c++

void skaitymas(int& kiekis, Staciakampis staciakampiai[]){
  ifstream data("U1.txt");
  data >> kiekis;
  for(int i = 0; i<kiekis; i++){
    data >> staciakampiai[i].x_pos;
    data >> staciakampiai[i].y_pos;
    data >> staciakampiai[i].plotis;
    data >> staciakampiai[i].ilgis;
    data >> staciakampiai[i].r;
    data >> staciakampiai[i].g;
    data >> staciakampiai[i].b;
  }
}```

this is gonna be fun

Alright I'm gonna go to sleep, thx for the motivation guys

(its not)

[grim edge]

goodnight

[tidal violet]

One image is played when I was carsick while the other was played when I was at my house on the Computer

[tropic plaza]

Yes

[spring solstice]

I have to go shower

I'm leaving you this time

[silent spear]

ar1s89 vs Arrowyoo -gg https://www.chess.com/live/game/85392046965

[worn ice]

ar1s89 (555) vs. Arrowyoo (511)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. Bc4 Nc6 4. Nf3 d6 5. Ng5 Be6 6. Bxe6 fxe6 7. Nxe6 Qe7 8. Ng5 d5 9. Nb5 a6 10. Nxc7+ Qxc7 11. d3 d4 12. Ne6 Qe7 13. Ng5 h6 14. Nf3 g5 15. Qd2 Nd7 16. O-O g4 17. Nh4 Qxh4 18. g3 Qe7 19. c3 h5 20. h4 Bh6 21. Qc2 dxc3 22. bxc3 O-O 23. d4 Bxc1 24. Raxc1 exd4 25. cxd4 Nxd4 26. Qc7 Ne2+ 27. Kg2 Nxc1 28. Qxc1 Rac8 29. Qd2 Qxe4+ 30. Kg1 Ne5 31. Re1 Nf3+ 32. Kf1 Nxe1 33. Qxe1 Qxe1+ 34. Kxe1 Rfe8+ 

[grim edge]

Hello everyone

[silent spear]

hey you stole my openig

Exactly it's the best opening right now

[grim edge]

[silent spear]

since the king is weak we need to pin the pawn to the enemy bishop and bring the pawn army

[normal hatch]

Fiancheetoh Horse

[silent spear]

free queen

fiancheetos

what is wrong with you

why do you have opera and chrome open😭

AND MICROSOFT EDGE

what are you doing which involves 3 different browsers

[tawny zenith]

Hi

[silent spear]

my warranty expired on my pc and it's broken so I'm about to open this laptop UP fr 💻

[bright glade]

but why not ask a technician unless u know none?

[silent spear]

no technicians where I live

[solemn ivy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcYvDZKLQJ0&ab_channel=Duster-Topic

[spring solstice]

I'm god

[umbral vine]

hello

[solemn ivy]

huh?

You have failed this city

[thorny raft]

How to get it's mod version

[grim edge]

Adorable pfp

[silent spear]

I opened my laptop up and it said it was gonna do a CMOS reset and it restarted but now it won't even go to the black screen with white text

dang thing is broken

[grim edge]

Lemme give you a comparison of your standard desktop pc to a laptop

Desktop pc is like that one friend who doesn't give a hoot what you say while the laptop will correct you on youre grammar

[silent spear]

What move did you lose on

[grim edge]

If you suspect cheating, reporting is best option

[silent spear]

Did you blunder?

[minor owl]

i am officially 2000 elo ( i am 900)

[silent spear]

Report

[nimble niche]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d-pS3h1hR4Q&pp=ygU2S2lkcyB3aXRoIHNwZWNpYWwgbmVlZHMgaGF2ZSBncmVhdGVyIHJpc2tzIG9mIGRyb3duaW5n

[silent spear]

this is why you don't play the KID opening

[grim edge]

Why did you post this?

[pastel phoenix]

The explanation for the brillant💀

Lol all of you think it’s a blunder

Same here

[grim edge]

You mean the move or the explanation?

my reaction to that information

[pastel phoenix]

The explanation

Interesting idea?!

[grim edge]

brilliant but "not the best"

[pastel phoenix]

How is losing a bishop for a pawn an interesting idea

[silent spear]

starting to think best moves are better than brilliants

[grim edge]

That's what i was thinking, like why not just pawn takes?

[pastel phoenix]

That’s the best move

[grim edge]

Fr

[fringe glacier]

hola

[silent spear]

No that would be a great move

[digital phoenix]

great is never the best

[grim edge]

For your elo yes

[pastel phoenix]

It is

But in this case it’s classified as best

[silent spear]

no cause usually when taking a piece it'll say great move "that ____ was free for the taking"

[pastel phoenix]

Or checkmate

[silent spear]

yeah

[nimble niche]

Another example of that, took a knight here

[silent spear]

Sacrifice

[grim edge]

what is called of the opening pawn d6 black

[pastel phoenix]

You’ll win the queen

[nimble niche]

pirc?

or are you talking about against d4?

[silent spear]

against anything d6 wouldn't be the best defense in my opinion as the starting move

[nimble niche]

Hikaru plays the modern

[silent spear]

ah

[nimble niche]

Magnus plays the modern against young prodigies

[grim edge]

im sorry, i meant the queen's pawn move 1 block as first move any side

[silent spear]

should I learn the modern?

Someone a bit ago told me I should learn the modern defense

[lament seal]

dm me if you wanna play chess, im kinda a noob so mercy

[keen edge]

Man i think i should be a 3500 rated played instead 300

[silent spear]

Elo?

[lament seal]

600

[nimble niche]

no, you're not at the level to understand hypermodern openings yet

[pastel phoenix]

Nah

Make brillants first

[keen edge]

Brilliants?

[pastel phoenix]

Yep

[keen edge]

Like moves?

[silent spear]

Don't say that you're gonna get starkysharky talking

[broken portal]

Brilliants are a scam

[pastel phoenix]

Against a 2200

[keen edge]

Alr did one

[pastel phoenix]

Bro

[keen edge]

?

[pastel phoenix]

If you can do 1, you can do 2 in a row

[broken portal]

Brilliant moves are useless

[keen edge]

💀

[keen edge]

Ikr

[digital phoenix]

someone needs to have starky's brilliant copypasta ready to go

[nimble niche]

I have better, didn't even take anything

[keen edge]

Welp imma learn full theory of Ruy Lop-

[silent spear]

What if I get the 7 day free trial of premium, game review all of my games, then cancel it?

[lament seal]

yeah i bet you would

friendly playz

[digital phoenix]

yeah thats how people do it but only 7 days after that ur dead again

[lament seal]

yes im a catfish!

[silent spear]

Wait so when I cancel the game reviews won't save?

[keen edge]

Im 1497 rated in lichess 🥶

[pastel phoenix]

L

[broken portal]

The cat variation or the uwu variation

[keen edge]

😭😭

[nimble niche]

I don't think you can cancel the free trial, plus even if you could, they won't give it to you again

[silent spear]

Right

[silent spear]

I don't need it anyway

[nimble niche]

who knows

[primal fern]

doofus in chat ayyyy

[nimble niche]

people were saying that kyu's free diamond was a scam because it required you to put the credit card, but you have to do that for any free trial on chess.com

[digital phoenix]

it does but arent u gonna play more games after that

[warm turret]

when you find a person in the pool who your playstyle is perfect against... smashes rematch button harder

[clear sequoia]

The point of the free trial is to convert you to a paying user.
It's not to give free premium for nothing.

You should NOT go for the free trial if you know you're gonna cancel it. This discord is full of people who forgot to cancel and then got charged.

[silent spear]

play 1 game a day, game review away

jk lol

[spring solstice]

Shatup mortal

[clear sequoia]

Alternative: Buy a premium plan at https://www.chess.com/membership . Play as many games as you want.

[grim edge]

Okay sweetheart

[nimble niche]

just win prized Friday

[spring solstice]

Oh doofus is here

[silent spear]

someone tell me why this is wrong

[nimble niche]

free queen

[digital phoenix]

rook takes no attack u have to push king back

[silent spear]

oh right

[spring solstice]

Took takes queen

[undone dove]

First thing I saw

[silent spear]

I was trying to use my experience from the lichess puzzles but I now realize the king isn't in the corner he's right there to take

[keen edge]

Nawww

[keen edge]

(Not me)

[nimble niche]

100 elos don't even know how the pieces move

if you learn how the pieces move, you won't be 100 elo

[worn ice]

shmooolik (2088) vs. vahid_sh1 (2068)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Bc4 Be7 5. c3 dxc3 6. Qd5 

[nimble niche]

100 elo people are people who have highlight legal moves on

[undone dove]

Me

[undone dove]

I should turn it off

[digital phoenix]

i like it on

[silent spear]

now why is this wrong

[undone dove]

Knight takes

[undone dove]

Right way is anastasia’s mate

[silent spear]

oh man I have tunnel vision, if the knight wasn't there would it've been the best?

[undone dove]

I’m pretty sure it is

[undone dove]

No

There’s a mate

Search Anastasia’s mate

[vernal musk]

hey

[clear sequoia]

What do you mean?

[vernal musk]

they mean do u get some money if they buy the subscription from your link

[clear sequoia]

The link is literally https://chess.com/membership . So, no.

[vernal musk]

lol

[silent spear]

If i didn't search that up I wouldn't have figured that out

[vernal musk]

hmm

ded chat

[broken portal]

I got that daily puzzle within 2 seconds

[vernal musk]

hmm

[silent spear]

why am I getting every puzzle wrong

[vernal musk]

ok

[vernal musk]

u nub

jk

[digital phoenix]

lichess sucks thats why

[vernal musk]

lichess is easy

[silent spear]

chess.com puzzles are harder

[vernal musk]

u dont have premium

[silent spear]

I actually learn new mates and tactics

[silent spear]

no

[vernal musk]

why

[grim edge]

Checkmate patterns are 🔥

[vernal musk]

why this chat so dead

[undone dove]

Easy, just get smth that teaches you mating patterns

Or just learn it the hard way

[silent spear]

How long does a CMOS reset take

[vernal musk]

still dead

[gloomy vector]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[silent spear]

I solved it but this is dumb you could've took the queen here instead of checking nvm stalemate

[warm turret]

beautiful checkmate i just had in a bullet game

anywhere you move the knight from g2 it's mate...

except e3

[hard topaz]

wow

[silent spear]

Ngl I would've missed this in a real game and accidentally get it for the queen

[tacit dragon]

[bronze badge]

hello

[grim edge]

Ill ping mods

Delete that sh*t

[silent spear]

dang chill

[grim edge]

I was joking lmao

[silent spear]

Is that bannable?

[grim edge]

Joking is very bannable

We live in a post joke society

Please dont ping mods

[silent spear]

No like doing that glitch to see if I got a brilliant

[grim edge]

Nah probably not

[crude whale]

yes yes in 2023 if you make a joke you get cancelled, your family gets trapped by the talibans and they're all held at gunpoint, no jokes please

[grim edge]

By biden DOJ, not the taliban

[silent spear]

But yeah I can check every game if I got a brilliant before reviewing until I use my review and if I did I'll review the brilliant

[grim edge]

I wonder how the world will react when trump becomes president again

[silent spear]

nvm it doesn't work I just used my game review by clicking "game review"

[grim edge]

you're so into fishing cats

[sterile star]

lol

[grim edge]

Disgusting snitch

[thorn yoke]

Rate my hand

[formal sluice]

10/10 become a hand model