💬〡general-off-topic

[limber vine]

Well actually what might seem pretty too much for usd it's like average or a bit more than average for our currency, considering he got me from a complete beginner to a 1700 in one year

[rose thunder]

how

[mossy comet]

celebrity?

[limber vine]

He did a pretty good job in teaching

[restive pike]

I have a network

[mossy comet]

strictly business.

[idle ember]

are you free to play?

[restive pike]

5$ a match

I’m his manager

[idle ember]

...

[idle ember]

what rating are u

[restive pike]

You asked if he was free nothing is free in this world buddy

[digital phoenix]

yeah sure

[idle ember]

ight cool

[restive pike]

Hey wtf

[mossy comet]

his bullet ratings at 361

[digital phoenix]

send req to lasanga anything as long as unrated

[restive pike]

Yeah our contract is over

[mossy comet]

1106 rapid

[idle ember]

yeah i wouldnt wanna do rating for my sake anyway

[mossy comet]

672 blitz

hey thats pretty good but please balance yo ratings

[restive pike]

Who

[mossy comet]

say /profile

[restive pike]

Yo that’s some NWO shi

I knew I shouldnt have linked accounts bro

[digital phoenix]

theres nothing wrong about showing rating

[mossy comet]

should i do the fishmonger stretchy effect

[digital phoenix]

im playing someone rn

[restive pike]

Yes but the haters will try to sabotage me

[rose thunder]

just show us ur rating bruh cmon

[restive pike]

I got mad plans comin up but the haters will try to sabotage me

[mossy comet]

https://youtu.be/pvw55mpRvs4 here is the fishmonger stretchy effect 👍

[restive pike]

Anyways how do I unlink account

I don’t want trusted anymore

[mossy comet]

Mangum Card sun

[rose thunder]

magnum carlos

[restive pike]

Is that only on pc cause I can’t find it on mobile

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge tell me when you want to train endgames

and how

[silent spear]

oh my gosh bro I got 12/50 and 5 wrong so now it's 12/60 to do

[digital phoenix]

mods probably

[outer jewel]

But why

[digital phoenix]

u cant have that kind of name here

[potent merlin]

Man I wish I could join in but I'm too low elo

[outer jewel]

If there’s no spaces it shouldn’t be noticed

[digital phoenix]

ill ping when im done

[grim edge]

[remote topaz]

do you have to wait a certain amount of time before allowed to speak in vc?

[nova verge]

Send those pics see what happens

[worn ice]

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[digital phoenix]

goofy position

[outer jewel]

I changed it

my new nickname has connotations

[regal pasture]

hi

[grim edge]

hi

[minor owl]

hi

[silent spear]

this is too hard bro

19/50 correct

10 wrong so +20

19/70 correct..

(puzzles)

[upbeat viper]

re

and ok

[upbeat viper]

restart discord if it still doesn't work

[remote topaz]

cheers

[remote topaz]

all working now

[digital phoenix]

i can play now

[grim edge]

yeah

[digital phoenix]

but go with panda

eesh

ok

[idle ember]

gg

[upbeat viper]

I washed him just before

so

[digital phoenix]

i will report u for everything on that list

[upbeat viper]

just bring him to a rook endgame

he blunders easily there

[digital phoenix]

gimme white noob @grim edge

im gonna bongcloud ur ass

[upbeat viper]

genius

[grim edge]

lmao

[versed marsh]

Yo

[mossy comet]

Its the new wave of the future!

[digital phoenix]

wow i just shit on someone in bullet

[nova verge]

🌊🌊🌊

[upbeat viper]

english only please

[olive gyro]

why?

[mossy comet]

ITS THE NEW WAVE OF THE FUTURE!

[upbeat viper]

because #〘📝〙rules

and basically, we can't mod all languages

yep

[olive gyro]

i dont know speak english bro

[upbeat viper]

well rip

[grim edge]

unlucky

[mossy comet]

theres always a translator 👍

[grim edge]

hi guys can you tell me a sever name

[olive gyro]

u2 haha

[mossy comet]

severe name

[grim edge]

chess.com

[grim edge]

yes

[grim edge]

no

[olive gyro]

someone play a game?

[torpid lintel]

Chess.com

[mossy comet]

EAT SHIT PG!!!

[torpid lintel]

Hi

[mossy comet]

Its the new wave of the future!

[azure stag]

hello

[grim edge]

why chess.com

[mossy comet]

Its the new wave of the future!

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣 oink oink 🐷

[torpid lintel]

@grim edge I will be 1650 soon!

[mossy comet]

Its the new wave of the new wave of the future!

[nova verge]

👍🏼

[torpid lintel]

Why not? 😅

[nova verge]

Can anybody surf

[torpid lintel]

Hello! !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[azure stag]

is that ja morant

[nova verge]

Yep

[hasty iris]

no generally it takes a bit of training and practice before someone can surf

[nova verge]

Good to know

[azure stag]

make sure this guy doesn't go live lol

[grim edge]

come on something els

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

That was a good one

[mossy comet]

https://youtu.be/uGx2rul46gk dont taaaaaaaaalk if youre not gonna say much

[hasty iris]

wow u improved so fast

[gilded raft]

hi brick did you decide the date for next tournament

[torpid lintel]

Yes idk how xD

[hasty iris]

when we played u were 1400 something and i thought u were same level as me

[grim edge]

W

[hasty iris]

makes sense that u are 1600+ now

[gilded raft]

answer ?

[nova verge]

Battery is at 19%

[torpid lintel]

Thanks!

[nova verge]

Very low

[mossy comet]

Its the new wave of the future!

[nova verge]

👋👋👋

Hello how r u

???

[mossy comet]

https://youtu.be/_DWolD6bing what a nice field trip.

[nova verge]

C u next fall

[grim edge]

i c u

[restive pike]

@mossy comet get called

[nova verge]

🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

[restive pike]

Poopy head

[grim edge]

im in your walls

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Good have fun 🤩

[restive pike]

My drill won’t take very kindly to that

[hasty iris]

?

[hasty iris]

oh i didnt even see this bruh. ur msg literally appeared there

[grim edge]

i bet you are standing on your cats grave

[nova verge]

Nah standing on my cats grave

[hasty iris]

next sat the 19th at 11 am toronto time is what im thinking

[azure stag]

Oh brother we got a canadian in the chat

[digital phoenix]

theres no shot u draw that

[nova verge]

Watering her flowers

[mossy comet]

dry land 2001

[twin moon]

Hey where do I post glitches for chess.com?

[hasty iris]

2k NM

[twin moon]

There is a bug I’ve been noticing for a while, finally remembered to take a picture of it

[vestal merlin]

Hello

I’m very new to the game of chess

[hasty iris]

go to chesstalk and post if it's truly a bug, then u can report it to support through the form

[hasty iris]

hello welcome

[grim edge]

that's what i said

[mossy comet]

i dont post chess content i post gd 😱

[vestal merlin]

Is Diamond worth it if I wanna get better at chess?

[nova verge]

Gross

[grim edge]

yes it got coaching

[hasty iris]

hmm depends what u want to do

[grim edge]

and puzzles too

[spring fern]

bruh

if i had verified perms

[vestal merlin]

I Jsut want to get better

That’s all

[hasty iris]

dm me i will send u a li 🧀 resource which is considerably better than chesscom

cause it's free

[vestal merlin]

Ok

[spring fern]

bruh i saw my friend dm me on chess.com on the artist tab and it showed the austrian painter 💀💀

[restive pike]

Goodnight to everyone except srbs

[vestal merlin]

I sent brick

[hasty iris]

ok

[fickle rampart]

Gold is prolly best value

[gilded raft]

you have a date?

[mossy comet]

should i learn german, norsk or dutch

[fickle rampart]

The insights you get from diamond aren't great

[mossy comet]

cause oh my god i have so many languages i wanna learn

[fickle rampart]

Duolingo has all the languages

[mossy comet]

Then why do you not have tagalog.

[gilded raft]

german

[primal shore]

Duolingo is shit for languages

[fickle rampart]

becoz

[fickle rampart]

Watch yer mouth there

[mossy comet]

Norsk.

[primal shore]

Duolingo is genuinely one of my least favourite apps for language learning

Your German is so.....gross

[mossy comet]

so tall 😱

[primal shore]

Who supervised those courses? A cat?

[fickle rampart]

it's sehr tall

[primal shore]

Meine katze?? Ehh??

[upbeat viper]

meow

[mossy comet]

bär 😱

[nova verge]

Woof

[upbeat viper]

ich bin eine Katze

[fickle rampart]

DER BAR

[mossy comet]

hallo katze

[primal shore]

Ja du bist

[mossy comet]

du bist eine katze?

[upbeat viper]

genau

[primal shore]

Bastouraa ist eine katze.

[mossy comet]

im gonna learn norsk since im tord

[restive storm]

guess the name of this gun

[grim edge]

omg luky

my girl my girl

[mossy comet]

Piss sniper

[primal shore]

Is that from terraria

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086601861999644744/1138658000983298138/IMG_1857.png?width=810&height=500

[restive storm]

incorrect

[shrewd ember]

Bruh

[digital phoenix]

gottem

[grim edge]

@primal shore dont ignore me,we had connectins

[primal shore]

Love you

[primal shore]

yesyesyes

[grim edge]

love you too <33

we connected 😭

[keen parrot]

what about us 🥺

[primal shore]

Connect deez nuts

Ha gottem

[grim edge]

sorry we never had that kind of connection

[grim edge]

bet

[mossy comet]

gladde paling is een paling en hij is glad

[fickle rampart]

Connect4

[restive storm]

who will prevail

[shrewd ember]

How is a national master that 💀💀💀

[fickle rampart]

Connect 4 > Chess, debate a wall

[keen parrot]

the streets will remember what you said yesterday

[grim edge]

which one? i forgot

[primal shore]

okie goodnight little tiny people in my phone

[keen parrot]

smh

[grim edge]

no please

dont go luky

[mossy comet]

i am a tad bit larger

[keen parrot]

gn, i agree miciela is tiny

[grim edge]

give us a second chance 😭

[primal shore]

Nu uh

[grim edge]

nini eep well

[digital phoenix]

i can bait everyone

[primal shore]

You're all pixels big to me

[grim edge]

don't let the kinky bedbugs bite

serious question can you see the color of the roles? @primal shore

[grim edge]

that's at least 2 rice tall :0

oh you added me, ima accept u:))

[primal shore]

no??

[grim edge]

oh okay.. sorry

[mossy comet]

simple walk completion please watch

[grim edge]

i fked up the second time 😔

[keen parrot]

so who is the lucky guy

[grim edge]

> meets colourblind
> "do you see colour?"

[keen parrot]

you gotta tell us at some point

[primal shore]

Ppl into geometry dash are just people from 2014 who haven't changed in the slightest

[grim edge]

i told you hes fictional

[grim edge]

@grim edge sounds familiar?

[grim edge]

"what's your favorite color" sounds more familiar tbh

[keen parrot]

mhm, you said he was in this server right

[grim edge]

no cus when i play fall guys with lucy i usually forget she's colourblind and tell stuff by colour

[grim edge]

yeah but j wont tell u cuz u will steal him frm me u bitxh

[keen parrot]

I bet it's actually Alice

[grim edge]

hello chat

hello whiskey

yeah alice stole my refrigerator 😭

[keen parrot]

it has to be alice lmaooo

[grim edge]

L

HI DUCK

[astral forge]

started playing rapid again

[grim edge]

WHY SHOUT

[astral forge]

started with a few losses but im on a win streak now

[grim edge]

CAUSE YOU'S A BITCH

[grim edge]

alice is my girl my girl myyy girl

TRUE.

[torpid lintel]

Why sad?

[keen parrot]

yeah you and Alice have it going on

[grim edge]

naw she's girl

[grim edge]

i dont like girls

[bitter lodge]

💀

[keen parrot]

you saw his selfies smh

[grim edge]

i think he's a catfish

[grim edge]

we have so much in common lol

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

it has to be alice, i don't know who else it could possibly be

[grim edge]

she's just trying to seduce you with the selfies

do y'all wanna see my selfie

[torpid lintel]

@grim edge I wanna ask if I should still play rapid or should I try blitz and other time control too? :)

[grim edge]

no ive seen enough ducks

[balmy forum]

dude resigned because he lost his queen

[grim edge]

me tbh

this is me

[upbeat viper]

yk his answer already

he doesn't like blitz

[grim edge]

0+# >>>>>

[torpid lintel]

Oh okay what do you think should I play it? 😅

[upbeat viper]

as you like

[grim edge]

"sir this is a Wendy's"

"i just work here"

[torpid lintel]

Okay

[fringe pond]

I lost 3 games of chess now my elo is only 480

[torpid lintel]

Noted!

[fringe pond]

500

[grim edge]

u know i bet don quixote would be rly bad at chess

test

[fringe pond]

ChatGPT is a W

[grim edge]

hahahah they got embedded links????

[grim edge]

he's too deranged

[grim edge]

always tilting at towers

[ornate ivy]

You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex flex something meaningful.

[grim edge]

exactly

i hate you so much

[grave wasp]

You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex flex something meaningful.

[silent spear]

after hours of doing tons of puzzles on lichess I only gained 18 Elo

[fringe pond]

[grim edge]

oh thats rly fascinating

[grim edge]

hi moon long time no see hows life treating you

[ornate ivy]

Snitch moment

[grave wasp]

You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex flex something meaningful.

[viral vale]

You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex flex something meaningful.?

bong sent the wrong copy paste

smh

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper

[nova verge]

👍🏼

[torpid lintel]

Don't spam

[upbeat viper]

yep ?

[grave wasp]

You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex flex something meaningful.

[ornate ivy]

You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex flex something meaningful.

[viral vale]

Ill only shut up if youve beaten an IM and an fm and drew a GM like me

[grim edge]

obvious spam

[ornate ivy]

Wild

[grave wasp]

fr

[torpid lintel]

Bast help pls

[silent spear]

I did 35 puzzles on lichess and only gained 18 Elo but I gained a little knowledge ig

[fickle rampart]

35 puzzles is light

you gotta do like 10000

[grim edge]

click here for 1.000.000 vbucks! (real)

i once killed an IM in armed combat

[silent spear]

yea

[upbeat viper]

okay

finally updated my rapid rating

[fickle rampart]

You gotta do puzzles until your body shuts down

[upbeat viper]

(fought in 15+10 against a 1k elo corean guy)

[silent spear]

no like +18 Elo

[grim edge]

can i have your ip 👉👈

[upbeat viper]

he played damn well for his rating

but got him without thinking much

[grave wasp]

You think that's impressive?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

This is the Chess.com profile of bastouraa. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 1824 (peak)
Bullet: 1777 (peak)

[ornate ivy]

You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex flex something meaningful.

[grave wasp]

I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex flex something meaningful.

[upbeat viper]

it's just nicer

[ornate ivy]

Congrats @upbeat viper nice job

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

obvious un-virused link so I don't get banned

[ornate ivy]

L

[upbeat viper]

okay stop the copypasta

[grim edge]

it did give me your ip tho

[viral vale]

okok my bad guys!

[upbeat viper]

next time I see one -> TO

[viral vale]

i mouse slipped!

[nova verge]

Heyo

[ornate ivy]

1984

[grave wasp]

Bast now you gotta convince anitta to add the copy pasta to automod

[grim edge]

americans when foreign languages:

[restive storm]

You think that's impressive? I've beaten an 600, and an 400.
I also drew a 800 and tied for 111st place in the 2-2.199 category of the U2.2 Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your 50 move forced checkmate that the World Chess Champion and Stockfish called brilliant? Next time you flex flex something meaningful.

[upbeat viper]

well it's coréen in french

[grave wasp]

how long

[upbeat viper]

[viral vale]

i meant to copy paste "Hey whats up guys lichess sucks" not that stupid copypasta haha

[upbeat viper]

idk 1hr ?

[grim edge]

183.93.214.164 (disclaimer: not real)

[grave wasp]

oh ok then

[silent spear]

I'm only 1229 lichess puzzle Elo

[upbeat viper]

cya in 1hr

[grim edge]

bye

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

wjenever i wanna guess somebody's IP i flip twenty ten sided coins

[torpid lintel]

You will be here for 1 hour that's nice! Let's play a game?

[upbeat viper]

mmmm

[grim edge]

just ask google for 4 rng 1-256

[upbeat viper]

sure

[gilded raft]

Someone just play the polish against me

[grim edge]

then whqt am i gonna do with all these ten sided coins

[torpid lintel]

Okay! Send challenge :)

[grim edge]

holy shit hi gwern

[restive storm]

You think that's impressive? I've beaten an 600, and an 400.
I also drew a 800 and tied for 111st place in the 2-2.199 category of the U2.2 Open.

[gilded raft]

hi ailey

[grim edge]

shove them up you-

[viral epoch]

Guys

[grim edge]

gays*

[viral epoch]

Hi

[gilded raft]

yes ?

[gilded raft]

funny

[digital phoenix]

ez

[grim edge]

i still find this name funny in like a cosmic way

156.113.199.46

[grim edge]

mmmm banana yellow paint

[viral epoch]

The liquid is off

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

c-

[gilded raft]

what are the red things

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

YAY

[viral epoch]

Strawberry

[gilded raft]

oh

[grim edge]

blood

[nova verge]

Tennis

Wimbledon

[gilded raft]

I thought it was candies

[grim edge]

like a turkey lol

[rose thunder]

bruh i dont wanna go to school

i got school in like a week

[grim edge]

duck teaching me how to say cocaine in spanish rn

[gilded raft]

it looks like candies

[viral epoch]

Tastes better though

[gilded raft]

me too

[grim edge]

can i has 👉👈

[spring fern]

btw

[gilded raft]

thats sus

[viral epoch]

Duck...

[spring fern]

i was NOT lying about me self mutliating myself

[grim edge]

sob

[rose thunder]

no

[gilded raft]

school 17 august

[rose thunder]

well yeah its an option

[viral epoch]

One man's meat, is another man's poison

[rose thunder]

august is worst month of the year change my mind

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge you spying on my prep to beat me

[torpid lintel]

Good game!

[viral epoch]

Ourple role

[spring fern]

"don't joke about self mutilation, 1 hour mute" i was not joking 💀

[rose thunder]

i want porple role

[upbeat viper]

gigi

[gilded raft]

I am just starting High school in a new country and a new school 😩

I am kinda young

[upbeat viper]

I missed two instant wins

[rose thunder]

same except the last 2

[spring fern]

me when i miss 11 wins for brilliant:

[grim edge]

hii

[gilded raft]

hello

[rose thunder]

bruh were like the same age and ur already 1800+ how

[digital phoenix]

who even are u

[torpid lintel]

Yes but still I am glad I only made 2 blunders xD

[upbeat viper]

I am Bastoura - Bastoura

I should learn my prep one day

[gilded raft]

I am just playing too much

[digital phoenix]

wrong person

[digital phoenix]

who even are u

[gilded raft]

whats your prep

[upbeat viper]

secret

nah jk

[silent spear]

I played a game and expected to lose and I was gonna say something like: "those 37 puzzles didn't work after all" but they did and I got an amazing position

[gilded raft]

[torpid lintel]

Opening explorer good or this? 🤔 so I can know what to use

[rose thunder]

gg

[torpid lintel]

I can't see anything

[hasty iris]

@gilded raft

[silent spear]

I GOT 2 GREAT MOVES

[upbeat viper]

my pgns are too big to be learnt tbh

[spring fern]

the marks after you cut yourself a little>>>>

[gilded raft]

ok nice

[upbeat viper]

that's the cosmic microwave background

[grim edge]

L

[rose thunder]

[upbeat viper]

kek wth are you doing

[gilded raft]

alt f4 ?

[restive storm]

sorry it's the specific lines in open sicilian I've studied

[rose thunder]

ctrl+a, backspace

[torpid lintel]

Ah maybe I don't need them yet because I am 1600 haha I may use them after 2000

[upbeat viper]

computer burning but you can type on discord

[rose thunder]

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/bsfeC.gif

ofc it is

it's just a 200kB pgn

[rose thunder]

potatokekw

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[rose thunder]

bro got basted

WTF THATS A PGN???

[restive storm]

i'd like to show how much my ruy lopez and open sicilian study contains but that would give too much prep

[upbeat viper]

lichess will lag too

my pgn is just too big

[silent spear]

game review says this trade is a mistake then gives us both a great move for danger levels

[hasty iris]

who leaked the theory file

[torpid lintel]

Okay ones you done all study on Sicilian feel free to teach me xD

[hasty iris]

u drop a pawn there

which platform is better

[silent spear]

how?

[restive storm]

I still dont like sharing the entire thing

[rose thunder]

if i speak i am in big trouble

[hasty iris]

his queen can take after

[torpid lintel]

Make it small if possible

[upbeat viper]

yep but it lags

[silent spear]

oh he didn't do that

[upbeat viper]

oh

[restive storm]

if you have questions send them in this server and ping me and if im online i can help

[upbeat viper]

weird

[hasty iris]

chesscom staff plays on lichess in secret dw

[rose thunder]

desk slam FIRED

[torpid lintel]

Thanks!

[hasty iris]

i know but thats why the engine says it's an innaccuracy

[silent spear]

nvm he did

[winter ridge]

Bored

[hasty iris]

LOL

wait it's not even the best move which is funny

[rose thunder]

still not enough to learn najdorf theory

[upbeat viper]

Unity going to learn my pgn

[gilded raft]

a small ...

[upbeat viper]

ez

[silent spear]

please change your pieces

[rose thunder]

as a very small, i can canfirm that he has a very small.

[torpid lintel]

Both are good

[winter ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1134836119540879471/1136047863282024519/image0.gif

[silent spear]

lichess default pieces are ugly

[winter ridge]

Hi mohit can i hav puzzel

[upbeat viper]

the worst variation to learn is Nf6

[rose thunder]

no i said grass

[torpid lintel]

Puzzle battle?

[rose thunder]

thanks bro lmao

time to play najdorf at 1000

[winter ridge]

No i wanna do a puzzle that’s not from chess.com or li

[silent spear]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81334959382?move=14&tab=review

[worn ice]

Arrowyoo (496) vs. Jay98118 (531)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Na5 4. Bb5 f6 5. c3 c6 6. Ba4 b5 7. b4 bxa4 8. bxa5 Qxa5 9. d4 exd4 10. Nxd4 Bc5 11. e5 fxe5 12. Nf3 e4 13. O-O Nf6 14. Ne5 O-O 15. Ng6 hxg6 16. Bg5 Ba6 17. Re1 Bb5 18. Bxf6 gxf6 19. Qxd7 Qxc3 20. Nxc3 Rad8 21. Qe6+ Rf7 22. Nxb5 Re8 23. Qxe8+ Kg7 

[torpid lintel]

Okay! I will take some min or hours to find it so wait :)

[winter ridge]

Lolk I have a few books

[rose thunder]

ima get levys book when it comes out

[silent spear]

I played something else

[digital phoenix]

YES FINALLY

idk how i got to 2100 bullet but i did it while playing like absolute shit

[gilded raft]

trash talking

[winter ridge]

Lol how else did I get to 2200 bullet

Aren’t you like 2300 tho

Or did you tilt just now

[rose thunder]

whats this division bs on cc

[winter ridge]

@torpid lintel dm me with puzzle btw lol

[rose thunder]

like elite and whatnt

[mystic stream]

hi

[grim edge]

nerd

[restive storm]

lol

[rose thunder]

i did something like this except its plain files lmao

not like word docs for some reason

[winter ridge]

Just google chess.com leagues

[grim edge]

hi hru

[torpid lintel]

Okay! Can I give you puzzles that I find in yt?

[winter ridge]

It’s a measure of no lifeness

[grim edge]

ok bye

[winter ridge]

Sure

[torpid lintel]

Bye!

[torpid lintel]

Okay!

[grim edge]

sleep then lol

[rose thunder]

actually word docs for openings sounds like a good idea

ima do that rn

[fickle rampart]

How much money for your secrets

[restive storm]

lol

[grim edge]

how to win more often in chess?

[restive storm]

I just did it on lichess and downloaded the pgn

[digital phoenix]

not in bullet no

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

This is the Chess.com profile of lasanga. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2309 (peak)
Blitz: 2379 (2424 peak)
Bullet: 2102 (2136 peak)

[grim edge]

thx

guys im 2300 now

[marble ibex]

yo

[winter ridge]

Huh

[grim edge]

meh

[marble ibex]

how can i improve chess

[digital phoenix]

ive always been shit in bullet

[grim edge]

personal issues

[digital phoenix]

how do i lose at chess

[grim edge]

i will be reporting that to moderators

[winter ridge]

No magic advice will boost your rating unless you take it to heart

[grim edge]

nah

[winter ridge]

#1040028251965358121

[dusky herald]

has anyone used the chess.com lessons and actually had their rating go up?

[ornate ivy]

Lmao

[fickle rampart]

A four part story

[grim edge]

💀

[dusky herald]

thanks

[fickle rampart]

Magnus Trainer lessons > chess.com lessons

[rose thunder]

what happened here

[digital phoenix]

is there a locked out chat

[fickle rampart]

Game prolly had 3000 performance from both sides

[grim edge]

yes but messages delete instantly

[rose thunder]

find out for youself

[winter ridge]

^^

[grim edge]

plus like a 1h slowmode

[restive storm]

that person was cheating in a rapid arena

[digital phoenix]

was locked out a year ago there was nothing last time

[grim edge]

i played a 300 once from this server who played at 98 accuracy and played a perfect sicilian

[digital phoenix]

Anyway I’m legendary 1

[grim edge]

He must be a prodigy

[rose thunder]

magn carls :

[digital phoenix]

is it valid to bully someone for cheating

[rose thunder]

bro im 1060 and grinding for 1100 the best i can dont jinx it 😭

[digital phoenix]

go for 900

[rose thunder]

gn

[digital phoenix]

no

ah chess.com u got me

[grim edge]

lmao he's fked

[nova verge]

Night

[rose thunder]

na bro just use lichess ||dont actually||

goodnight

[nova verge]

Fr?

[rose thunder]

sweet dreams

dont let the bedbugs bite

[nova verge]

I like candy

I got a sweet tooth

[rose thunder]

i got out of eating candy

[nova verge]

Oh good for u!

[digital phoenix]

oh there goes gravity

[rose thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/jjgr-jojo-jjba-memes-caption-gif-25838956

[maiden mesa]

tank whats ur chesscom acc

[digital phoenix]

thats some zach king type shit

[nova verge]

Who doesn’t believe in gravity?

I do loll

[rose thunder]

y u wanna play?

[maiden mesa]

yeah sure im bored

[digital phoenix]

dumb people

[rose thunder]

ok

[nova verge]

Nah I’m getting ready for bed it’s 11:13 pm

[rose thunder]

TankTimeBoomTime

[nova verge]

Boom boom clap

Night

[rose thunder]

bro turn discord off if ur gonna sleep

[digital phoenix]

u probably need to stay awake

[cosmic nexus]

guessing you believe in a round earth too lmfao

[digital phoenix]

earth is fiat

[nova verge]

U mean sphere

[cosmic nexus]

no, the earth you think of is not a perfect spehre, more like a mushed ball

[maiden mesa]

what 😭

[rose thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/fiat-fiat500-ok-and-gif-22441491

[maiden mesa]

did i abort games too much or smth 😭

[nova verge]

Gross

[digital phoenix]

well well well stop aborting games

[cosmic nexus]

ikr

[nova verge]

Yeah 100%

[rose thunder]

[maiden mesa]

my time control is often pretty inactive so i usually abort super uneven matchups

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[maiden mesa]

like playing a 500 or a 1600 isnt fun

[rose thunder]

ur defenition of uneven must be like 1 elo off from urs

[cosmic nexus]

what time control do you play where this happens?

[maiden mesa]

30 min

[cosmic nexus]

ah gotchu
play 10+15 instead, games go on just as just as long really

[rose thunder]

remove the 1 and its accurate

15 10 is just as good

[cosmic nexus]

or 15+10

[maiden mesa]

idk i sometimes struggle to get a close 15:10 match even

not always but sometimes for a few hours i just get nobody, no idea why

[digital phoenix]

set range

[rose thunder]

i wanna show that fella who plays guitar how i play da bass

[maiden mesa]

wait how?

[rose thunder]

slappa da bass

[mystic stream]

:O

[maiden mesa]

oh ok found it ty

[rose thunder]

guitar
bass

[marble ibex]

was trying to find the checkers server

[maiden mesa]

if i wanna hit 1300 by the end of the year i gotta climb an average of about .6 elo per day, just gotta pray i dont go on a losing streak

[native zodiac]

#500-or-lower anyone?

[maiden mesa]

yall playing lichess im playing lidraughts

[grim edge]

@maiden mesa

[rose thunder]

what

[maiden mesa]

yo

[rose thunder]

ima get off now bye

[grim edge]

@maiden mesa i have a question

[maiden mesa]

gn

[native zodiac]

chesskers

[maiden mesa]

what is it

[grim edge]

check dms@maiden mesa

[next rain]

Anyone wanna play unrated

[fickle sable]

I realised that no matter what my rating would be I will always feel trash about my gameplay

[maiden mesa]

no matter how good you are there's somebody better than you

[upbeat viper]

fact we're all trash

[grim edge]

😏

[fickle sable]

I stopped playing chess

Bahhaha

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwkiJMeaWIk sadge

[maiden mesa]

anybody know what the median elo is? cause i doubt that im actually in the 90th percentile considering how trash i am

[digital phoenix]

800 cos inactive accounts and everyone is shit

[silent spear]

https://tenor.com/view/spunch-bob-cha-cha-among-us-gif-21834029

[next geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/pawking-is-hawwd-gif-25301111

[upbeat viper]

don't forget that 10% of chess.com players = 13M people

[wind hawk]

%tile is different from %

[upbeat viper]

so there are still millions and millions of people better

[maiden mesa]

yeah but i call shenanigans on me being better than 117000000 people

[wind hawk]

I'm 81%tile and my rank shows 400k

[maiden mesa]

oh well just gotta grind to get higher elo

[upbeat viper]

✅

[cosmic nexus]

well for people who don't play chess it's probably more than that

[upbeat viper]

still 4 millions in front of you

[maiden mesa]

not 400k

[wind hawk]

Yeah my bad

[maiden mesa]

yeah

[wind hawk]

4000k

[wind hawk]

But this doesn't check out

[maiden mesa]

also i think im not in like 13 millionth rank considering my percentile because rapid isnt played by a whole lot of people

[upbeat viper]

[wind hawk]

That's because %tile doesn't mean %

[grim edge]

:3

[maiden mesa]

makes sense to me

[upbeat viper]

fact is there are only 55m players in rapid

why ? idk

[maiden mesa]

less thrilling than bullet or blitz

i guess

[upbeat viper]

57M

[grim edge]

2 billionth?

[maiden mesa]

lol over the years you can notice that chess spikes in december. are people just stuck inside more because of the snow or something? or maybe chessboards given as christmas gifts? idk

[viral vale]

what did u send him lol

[maiden mesa]

2 millionth

[wind hawk]

Okay so 90%tile should be rank 13 mil?

[viral vale]

perchance

[upbeat viper]

nah 5m7

[wind hawk]

81%tile is 4 m

[maiden mesa]

then how tf am i only behind 2 million people when im in the 90th percentile

[wind hawk]

Let's take this for example

80%tile is 4 mil

[upbeat viper]

no idea tbh

I agree that the stats are weird

[digital phoenix]

bing chilling

[maiden mesa]

dont wanna let this distract me from getting to 1300 by december though

[wind hawk]

Which means total players playing would be 4×5 = 20 mil

[digital phoenix]

my rapid stats is taking so long to load

[maiden mesa]

i managed to hit 1200 in early june, plummeted down to 1060, and just got back up again, 1208 now

[wind hawk]

I hit 1000 and next day was 980 😭

[wind hawk]

Good stuff

[maiden mesa]

i really hope i dont hit a brick wall around like 1400-1500, ive seen a lot of people just be there for years

[upbeat viper]

once you reach 1600 your rating will grow faster

[tacit cove]

anyone 350-700 wanna vs

[upbeat viper]

the thing is that 1400-1500 is just before the 1600 expert start

[viral vale]

oh i though u were just trolling lmao. dm me your tip asap 👀

[silent spear]

guys why do I get 60% accuracy in every game I play

[upbeat viper]

soo yeah there are hardstuck people there

tilting

and crushing

and tilting

etc

[warm turret]

after 1600 you hit the 1800 wall... then after that is the 2000 wall where i've been stuck for a couple months

[digital phoenix]

i shit talk in chat after beating someone in bullet

[maiden mesa]

i see. so can i avoid it by just not tilting and taking breaks?

[maiden mesa]

i just say gg most of the time, the most rude thing i do is say "oh, ok, that works too" after an opponent heavily blunders

[upbeat viper]

absolutely

[grim edge]

Everyone I verse always has chat disabled

[digital phoenix]

u gotta say stuff like how do u find the only losing move

[upbeat viper]

you can limit yourself to +8 or -8 everyday

[maiden mesa]

cool. usually if i lose i stop for a few hours anyways, since ive experienced tilting

[digital phoenix]

and even beginners cant be as bad as u

[upbeat viper]

tilt be everywhere

[silent spear]

sometimes chess isn't just about tactics on the game, but also psychology tricking your opponent

[upbeat viper]

[maiden mesa]

nah thats too direct and mean, i also just say "..." and wait like 30 seconds for them to reflect on their actions

[digital phoenix]

its been like this for 10 minutes

[upbeat viper]

bugged

[warm turret]

bro literally has a tilt diagram 💀

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

It’s counting the games

Hey friends

There must be a lot of games

[viral vale]

well you could still dm me your tip yk what i mean

[maiden mesa]

ive been trying to do an hour of puzzles each day for the last few days, if i can keep that up i can hopefully improve somewhat quickly i think

[grim edge]

No

[grim edge]

What?

[silent spear]

one time I told someone that they should take the rook with the queen and they got forked

[tacit cove]

@silent spear u wanna vs I'm like 350

[maiden mesa]

whyd i throw in like 3 disclaimers when i said that if i keep it up ill improve lmao

[silent spear]

sure

[maiden mesa]

just realized how absurd of a sentence it is

[tacit cove]

ok ill dm

[viral vale]

He was joking im not a girl!! i would never

still wasnt joking about the racist part though

[grim edge]

Ayo

[maiden mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/did-not-read-didnt-read-talking-heads-letting-the-days-go-by-gif-21389543

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-read-did-not-read-lol-not-a-single-word-reading-gif-17357410

[wind hawk]

It's not written by me so I wouldn't get mad if anyone doesn't read

[grim edge]

AKS

[maiden mesa]

holy statistics

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/madagascar-i-believe-thats-checkmate-checkmate-chess-escape2africa-gif-25128051

AKS

[wind hawk]

Yes

[viral vale]

monkeys bum variation?

[grim edge]

You really thought I'd tell you something uh?

[nova verge]

Hello

[grim edge]

Yes

[nova verge]

My name is Bailey

[grim edge]

what was that first tilt

[nova verge]

I am a female

[grim edge]

from like 1900 to 1700?

[upbeat viper]

@wind hawk don't post chat gpt answers

[nova verge]

28 years old

[wind hawk]

What's the problem

[upbeat viper]

idk, probably some night chess madness

[upbeat viper]

chat gpt is bad

[maiden mesa]

@upbeat viper my graph is nowhere near as consistent as yours but yeah i tilt a lot as well

[nova verge]

Really bad

[upbeat viper]

small tilts at least

[nova verge]

Should be sued

[wind hawk]

No

[green jungle]

how to stop tilt: just say no. you can't get tilted without your permission.

[grim edge]

Im tilting for the first time, went from 1700 to 1570 in 3 days without winning a single game

[upbeat viper]

[maiden mesa]

idk that big mountain was brutal

[wind hawk]

It's good

[upbeat viper]

130 is fine

[nova verge]

She’s a brick house

[upbeat viper]

I once tilted 250 in blitz

[grim edge]

that is a lot for me tho, its the first time that is happening to me

[grim edge]

that is crazy lmao

[upbeat viper]

I shouldn't play chess during night

hm

[nova verge]

Why not?

[grim edge]

💀

[nova verge]

Ur not my mom

[maiden mesa]

tired = delerious = bad decisions

[upbeat viper]

I lose my mind during night

[restive storm]

freddy fazbear

[maiden mesa]

damn, im envious as hell of that growth

[wind hawk]

I'm 1k rn how to git gud

[grim edge]

just really focus on getting better for a month or two

[maiden mesa]

play

[grim edge]

and do puzzles, dont be like me

[restive storm]

I had this one weird part in the middle of my bullet graph where I went to 2150 and then tilted to 2000 and then I stopped playing chess.com and started lichess so my bullet stayed at 2000

[wind hawk]

@grim edge on lichess?

Cuz I'm broke

[grim edge]

yeah sure

[marble ibex]

I challenge you

[final condor]

tf is going on with your screen

[spark apex]

ah yes

[maiden mesa]

hope not, praying im not actually 1100 again

[upbeat viper]

you never know

👀

[maiden mesa]

i mean ive been able to fairly consistently beat 1100s as of late so idk

[full folio]

Ignore that, sry

[nova verge]

R u okay?

[full folio]

Will be, it’s all good

[nova verge]

Okay good

[full folio]

Bruh

[steep isle]

I'll get on my peak soon 😋

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> hakuri_nikamaru

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1677 (peak)
Blitz: 1387 (1389 peak)
Bullet: 1091

[steep isle]

I already is 🗿

[maiden mesa]

i think i should stop for tonight tbh

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> linguini_gang

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1212 (peak)
Blitz: 705 (886 peak)
Bullet: 655 (782 peak)

[full folio]

You wanna see something painful?

[grim edge]

💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> baldadamsandler

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 846 (1408 peak)
Blitz: 687 (1092 peak)
Bullet: 452 (1002 peak)

[maiden mesa]

oof

started out today at 1187, ended at 1212. Not bad

[full folio]

My first few games of chess, I won by purely knowing no theory and beating players above my level of chess

Hence the 600 drop in elo

[hasty iris]

my dad started chess, beat a guy with scholars mate, went up to 1200 ish, then immediately lost to scholars mate 💀

and dropped back to 900

[maiden mesa]

my dad browsed anarchychess, got into chess, and got me into chess so that i could one day beat him

now im 400 elo above him

[grim edge]

Does that mean im 500????

[upbeat viper]

idk

[grim edge]

Also hi basty, i just asked a girl i like out lets see how this goes

“Girl i like” such a cringe sh*t to say

Fking incel saying

[maiden mesa]

like, irl? are you just texting a chess discord right in front of her? lmao

[upbeat viper]

well gl

[grim edge]

I texted her asking to meet for a date irl

How low do you think of me lmao

[maiden mesa]

damn thats crazy (we're on a chess discord none of us can relate to having gfs)

[grim edge]

pretty low

[maiden mesa]

pretty low

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

Blud scored a 3 pointer 10 times in a row

[grim edge]

She can still refuse so dont get excited yet

[vocal hazel]

Anyone wanna play I’m on the grind for 1900 and wanna play unrated

[maiden mesa]

my life goal is to spent twenty years as a lawyer, saving every penny possible, and then retire early and spend the rest of my life as a chess hustler

[vocal hazel]

Honestly being a lawyer sounds fun

It’s like chess

[maiden mesa]

except miserable

[vocal hazel]

Nah

[grim edge]

will you really spend 20 yrs being a lawyer

[vocal hazel]

Unless you get threats

[maiden mesa]

hopefully, see i plan to live a life subsiding on rice, lentils, and chicken and living in a dingy apartment to save every nickel i can

[grim edge]

i might not survive for 10 yrs in law

internet is back to being shit

[vocal hazel]

Imagine you get roped into a drug cartel

[maiden mesa]

eventually once i have a fair amount of savings i can move to a low COL area like kentucky or georgia, buy a decent house, and become a chess hustler

[half ermine]

Yo

[grim edge]

can't even play chess aat thsi point

[half ermine]

Som1 wanna play?

[vocal hazel]

Bet are you above 1k

[half ermine]

I’m smurfing

[next geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-gif-26002097

[half ermine]

I’m 879

[vocal hazel]

Ah let’s still play

[grim edge]

Such cute, hi

[half ermine]

taiishi

Is my id

[next geyser]

no

[vocal hazel]

@half ermine chess

[next geyser]

hello

[delicate island]

I finally reach 1800 😮‍💨

[next geyser]

no

[digital phoenix]

why the is it tho

[next geyser]

no

[grim edge]

i almost had a stroke tryin to undersand this

[maiden mesa]

this is genuinely one of my favorite images of all time and i have no idea why

[cerulean spruce]

Frank won right?

[cobalt sluice]

🦉

[next geyser]

yep

[hasty iris]

that aint how money works

[maiden mesa]

send me your cranial measurements you yakubian ape I must study you for science

[cerulean spruce]

Stockfish

[maiden mesa]

shhh dont kill my fantasies

[maiden mesa]

fortnite brick

[hasty iris]

did someone say brick

[maiden mesa]

nope you yakubian snow ape

[grim edge]

Yall ppl should pray

Please just once

[maiden mesa]

i pray every night that god smites you down, don't worry

[cosmic atlas]

Sup guys

Its been a long time

[grim edge]

yes

[cosmic atlas]

How are yall

[grim edge]

so you telling me I hit a peak rating of 1700 and im in reality 1600?

I hate that

[vocal root]

Hi

[cosmic atlas]

Yes

I hit my peak rating at 1k then dropped to 900 again lol

[grim edge]

I hit my peak 1700 then dropped to 1550

im so good at this game

[cosmic atlas]

Cause we are are 100-150 rating overrated, dont wry about it too much

[grim edge]

lost 150 elo in 20 games across 3 days!!

[cosmic atlas]

Lol

[grim edge]

if im 1600 might as well quit chess

[cosmic atlas]

Its been 1 month since i last played 💀

[grim edge]

damn

tilted?

[cosmic atlas]

My gf just wont let me play

Ig i will start again from today

[upbeat viper]

[cosmic atlas]

Bro i am on 900 btw 💀

[grim edge]

I hate you for telling me that

[grim edge]

I started at 600 dw

its just that I thought I could reach 1800 but I guess I just suck

with my current level I cant

[cosmic atlas]

I am new to chess, i started at 400 then went to 900 in 1 month, then stopped playing lol

[cosmic atlas]

I am also stuck at 900, gimme some tips

Do i have to learn more openings

[grim edge]

In a month 💀

[cosmic atlas]

Yeah, is that bad?

[grim edge]

Ima go cry in the corner

[cosmic atlas]

Why lol

[grim edge]

nah

[cosmic atlas]

Whats your elo

[grim edge]

learn opening principles, do puzzles, play longer time modes (rapid)

maybe learn 2 openings if you dont already know any

[grim edge]

I am same as u but I left chess for a little to long so now I am bad at it again

1 simple opening for white and 1 for black