💬〡general-off-topic

[nova verge]

Good luck 🍀

She ain’t

[grave wasp]

what

[keen parrot]

i didn't know he was in this server lmao

[nova verge]

Guys named Alex

[grim edge]

Her name is bong vala shot?

[keen parrot]

anyways the next fair play team member will be me anyway

[grim edge]

Yeah its alright

Oh alex

[keen parrot]

[tepid panther]

Who's your first ban?

[keen parrot]

hm?

[grim edge]

Nobody should get banned imo

[keen parrot]

tough one

[tepid panther]

Ikr

[nova verge]

Everyone should IMO

[grim edge]

I confess that i have cheated on a connect 4 game

[solar plinth]

ban

[nova verge]

including myself

[tepid panther]

Criminal

[fluid kraken]

YESS DANNY DADDY

[ornate ivy]

L take

[keen parrot]

if i get to join the fair play team i will literally shake dannys hand

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/atomic-nuke-j-robert-oppenheimer-destroyer-of-the-worlds-death-gif-15159234

[viral vale]

dont u have to make a connect 4 with your pawns to be good at chess? basically cheated in chess

[grim edge]

No

No.

I refuse

[grave wasp]

what the hell

[nova verge]

I am 1 of 4 with a step brother

[grim edge]

imagine being paid to catch cheaters

[drifting flower]

what do you do if you are bored and nothing to do on pc .
-> dont say play outside cuz i have already played.
what do i do ?

[grim edge]

I just saw wtf

[nova verge]

Any of you the eldest

[grim edge]

dream job ngl

[grim edge]

Is the step brother nice of is he as shit as the step mom

[grim edge]

Im the eldest

[keen parrot]

its the dream

[tepid panther]

Get a hobby

[hushed nymph]

#🔖〡roles '

[tepid panther]

Probs me

[nova verge]

How much would you give away to protect your siblings

[grim edge]

Go outside but don't play

[keen parrot]

I did get 7/7 on the can you catch a cheater thing tho

[grim edge]

None cuz i hate these little gremlins

[viral vale]

maybe a pack of skittles and 3.25

[nova verge]

Wow. I love my siblings

[drifting flower]

Like touch grass . I have touched it and once died . But then i got respawned

[nova verge]

That’s cruel

[tepid panther]

"To catch a cheater"

[nova verge]

SameZ

[grim edge]

"Gamers dont die we respawn"

[fluid kraken]

I boosted cc

[drifting flower]

ohh yeah . I can play Cod.
Thanks bro

[grave wasp]

[tepid panther]

Bro officially beat Jesus' respawn time

[grim edge]

" i am a gamer not because i dont have a life but because i have many "

[keen parrot]

https://www.chess.com/article/view/catch-chess-cheater?alert=content

[grim edge]

Are u gunna get paid

[broken portal]

4 cents an hour

[drifting flower]

that's what would a gamer would say

[keen parrot]

getting into the fair play team is tough, they dont have open applications, you gotta know someone there

[nova verge]

Anyone watch the news

[grim edge]

Shit thats the dream job

[cunning crown]

I just realised this server has the best stickers

[grim edge]

How much do they even pay

[drifting flower]

Yoo guys any chess nerds here .
I just wanna say hi to them and also i want to tell them to take break from chess.

[keen parrot]

its a straight up job

[keen parrot]

idk how much they pay but i bet its good

[nova verge]

✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼

[grim edge]

You gun get hit with the minimum wage

[drifting flower]

bruh

[keen parrot]

nah i think its maybe 40k a year

which is solid af

[grim edge]

Thats very good

Good luck with the interview tilt

If you ever try to get in

[keen parrot]

bro they dont have open applications

[grim edge]

Good way to start the day

[broken portal]

also tilt i hate u. u rickrolled me

[cunning crown]

Minimum wage in my country is really low

[keen parrot]

lmao

[grim edge]

I thought you knew someone there

[keen parrot]

well im going to contact someone there

[cunning crown]

It's 400usd/month

[sharp galleon]

man saying start of the day when it’s 8 pm

[keen parrot]

before i contact them i will wait for my cc to be a year old, cause if i cant even be a mod in here how tf am i supposed to get a job there

[grim edge]

I dont sleep

[sharp galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-hanging-kill-gif-13667568

[grim edge]

Kermit been dying since last year rip my mans

[sharp galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/im-out-of-here-gif-24981088

[grim edge]

[sharp galleon]

I love these kermit gifs lol

[grim edge]

[sharp galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shooting-mouth-open-gif-15017033

[keen parrot]

[nova verge]

Awwwh that looks like my cat sunshine

[undone bridge]

yo what did zeffirelli do to incur chess.com's wrath 😭 why they put bro on blast like that

[nova verge]

Way 2 GOOOOOOOOO

[keen parrot]

3 out of 4 of his friends are cc staff

[undone bridge]

i see

[pure jacinth]

You like my knew pfp

[keen parrot]

probably someone working on the reasearch

[undone bridge]

good lord he lost his last 7 games 💀

rip bro

[hasty iris]

dont look at @grim edge

[pure jacinth]

Ĥello

Azerbaidžanas best country in the world

We love Azerbaidžanas

Azerbaijan

[humble oracle]

chess com crashed?

[hasty iris]

i was in the middle of puzzle rush

[keen parrot]

not bad yea

[little geyser]

hi can i ask how i can connect my discord acc in chess?

[grim edge]

wsp guy

[keen parrot]

yea i took like 20 mins

[upbeat viper]

#👾〡bot-guide

[keen parrot]

but very seriously

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

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[keen parrot]

i think there are more than just 7, its just 7 random games you get

so that people wont cheat the test ig

[hasty iris]

weird thing is api still works

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Joel (sjbfan)

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Name: Joel (sjbfan)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1602 (peak)
Blitz: 1541 (peak)
Bullet: 1412 (peak)

[tepid panther]

Honestly not too bad

[solar plinth]

4/7 smh

[tepid panther]

4/7 is middle of the pack

I'm okay with it

Oof

That's technically true too I think

I learned that from spiderverse

50% seems like a far cry for guessing

[undone bridge]

😭

[spare fjord]

yo how do i unbind my deactivated account

[tepid panther]

But statistically it's true

[restive storm]

rainbow friends

[sinful sedge]

Damn

[sinful sedge]

I thought i blundered my rook at first lol

[upbeat viper]

contact support or a staff

[hasty iris]

every day chesscom has a profile bug

[spare fjord]

arent you one

[upbeat viper]

no

I'm only mod

[hasty iris]

the other day there was an extra massive space between the top block and description block

now there is a huge space between the top of the page and the top block

[spare fjord]

yeah i need to unbind my deactivated chess account from this discord account

and you're a discord mod

[upbeat viper]

I told you I can't

contact support or a staff

[viral vale]

whats the cheater test?

[hasty iris]

it's usually fairly obvious just look at the account and see some sus things

[spare fjord]

which staff

[viral vale]

dont monkaW me just give me the link

[upbeat viper]

@strange skiff for example

[spare fjord]

ohh okay the admins

[upbeat viper]

or support via [e-mail]

[gleaming haven]

hi again lol

[grim edge]

7/7 ez win

W blitz

[keen parrot]

nice man

[fluid socket]

broo im 1000 blitz and i got the exact same game 😭

[spare fjord]

yo a 1200

[latent pebble]

I got 1/7 when randomly guessing ez

[spare fjord]

wanna go unrated

[gleaming haven]

I haven't played in a while

[spare fjord]

yeah and im 1100

[gleaming haven]

oh

[spare fjord]

seems like a fair fight to me

[gleaming haven]

okay then

[spare fjord]

my user is daing_chess

[gleaming haven]

Idk how to add people lol

[spare fjord]

k ill add u instead

[upbeat viper]

fun fact

you played a scotch gambit

[gleaming haven]

My username is Evelyn747s

[latent pebble]

c6 omg omg

[restive storm]

not my game sorry lol

[upbeat viper]

whose

[spare fjord]

@gleaming haven heres the friend link https://friend.chess.com/YRhHE

[restive storm]

it was a candidates game I think
many many years ago

[upbeat viper]

the theory wasn't correct tho'

[restive storm]

it probably wasn't

[latent pebble]

isold so probably

[restive storm]

https://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1224693

[upbeat viper]

against d5 taking is bad

[restive storm]

it was an inaccurate game in general

[upbeat viper]

yep

[restive storm]

but the final combination by white was brilliant

[upbeat viper]

ah no actually

[latent pebble]

scotch gambit is bad too

[upbeat viper]

in that line taking is fine

mb

[hasty iris]

@gleaming haven @spare fjord connect ur accounts so people can see your profiles (it's how we out sus activity) 🙏

[upbeat viper]

[spare fjord]

im trying to unbind my deactivated one

[latent pebble]

just play normal scotch

[upbeat viper]

I beat a 2600 with the scotch gambit

[gleaming haven]

oh ok I will in a second

[latent pebble]

even though scotch sucks too

[gleaming haven]

Thanks for reminding me lol

[hasty iris]

oh does /disconnect not work? maybe not if ur accounts is completely deactivated

[spare fjord]

@gleaming haven i blundered my queen

[gleaming haven]

Yeah I noticed

[spare fjord]

erm ok rematch

[restive storm]

idk because I don't play that

[latent pebble]

back when I utilized e5 I used to play the london defense

[gleaming haven]

Wait I have to link the account

[spare fjord]

/disconnect

[hasty iris]

use /connect

[spare fjord]

nope not working

[hasty iris]

youll have to contact staff

[latent pebble]

it's well-esteemed iirc

[gleaming haven]

I think I already have?

[hasty iris]

yep

[gleaming haven]

okay thanks

[hasty iris]

all good

u can use /profile now and after you get trusted u can send link embeds and pictures

[grim edge]

I totally did not lose my last 16 games yes

bro opponents who trade queen on the 7th move

[orchid bay]

only use /profile if you are 2k+ or you will get bullied

[grim edge]

endgames be boring

[hasty iris]

[gleaming haven]

I've sent u a rematch daing

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Joel (sjbfan)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1602 (peak)
Blitz: 1541 (peak)
Bullet: 1412 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sensaizax

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Rapid: 2002 (peak)
Blitz: 1636 (1702 peak)
Bullet: 1369 (1415 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tacticboy fan (presidenthannah)

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Rapid: 701 (peak)
Blitz: 1666 (peak)
Bullet: 1773 (1915 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> igorlion69

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Rapid: 938 (peak)
Blitz: 778 (peak)
Bullet: 708 (peak)

[grim edge]

700 elo

[orchid bay]

[grim edge]

@grim edge W 100% 1k soon

[orchid bay]

its not even accurate bc my blitz is in 1400s

[grim edge]

Yeah i know bro i am so hyped

ay i got that brilliant before pog

[hasty iris]

what line

[grim edge]

W ill be waiting fr

sheesh

zax :>

[void tide]

im back

[grim edge]

what openings you play btw you never told me

[restive storm]

I got this a while ago when it was a move in my prep

[grim edge]

I do on my lichess account

[grim edge]

karo-kan

[grim edge]

W

and hippo

[grim edge]

hippo at sub 500?

[grim edge]

Can you drop down to 1590 so i dont feel bad about myself

[grim edge]

imma 700

[viral vale]

i got 4/7 on the cheater test lmao. i was expecting a solid like 2 /7

[lean owl]

guys what openings would u recommend for 1000-1300 elo?

[viral vale]

i did a tiny bit of random guessing and also for 2 questions i was looking at whites move time by accident instead of blacks move time

wouldnt you like to know huh

[lean owl]

i heard the kings indian and veinna and london are op here

[sand crater]

he

[lean owl]

Kings indian can be played no matter what white starts woth

[viral vale]

ok maybe it wasnt random guessing but i did not put too much thought into 1 or 2 of them

[lean owl]

So ur saying that the vienne and london is bad?

Gotham legit said they are op here

[restive storm]

the setup can also be played against stuff like 1. f4, 1. g3, 1. Nf3 too

[grim edge]

hello chat

[lean owl]

Whats ur elo?

[grim edge]

king d8 knight takes a8 pawn takes pawn takes d4 ? idk what ur after kekw

[lean owl]

no actual rating

[restive storm]

yeah just the main thing is that it is no longer a king's indian defense against 1. e4

[lean owl]

Why does it say in ur roles ur under 500?

[grim edge]

we should depower the throne and establish a constitutional monarchy

[gloomy flint]

The one on their profile shows their blitz rating. If he only plays rapid it's gonna say <500

[grim edge]

hollup that makes sense cuz bishop f4 by white and try to save knight

[lean owl]

alr

Im 1200 i have an alt too

[gloomy flint]

Why would you have an alt? Did you get banned?

[grim edge]

Otb?

CONGA RATS STILL

https://tenor.com/view/chess-gif-19137280

[ancient saffron]

yooo

[grim edge]

oh my god

[ancient saffron]

so i just got a brilliant move and i have no clue why its brilliant

[grim edge]

YOOOOO rory long time no see my friend

[ancient saffron]

can someone explain?

[grim edge]

thats horrifying

[ancient saffron]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/85258298829?tab=review pls someone tell me why my move in move 10 is brilliant

[worn ice]

Plorcos (932) vs. Steven_ahhhh (921)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. f4 exf4 4. [e5] Ng8 5. Nf3 Nc6 6. d4 d5 7. Bxf4 f6 8. Bd3 fxe5 9. Qe2 e4 10. Nxd5 Be6 11. Nxc7+ Qxc7 12. Bxc7 exd3 13. Qxe6+ Nge7 14. cxd3 Rc8 15. Bd6 Nd8 16. Qe4 g6 17. O-O Nf7 18. Bxe7 Bxe7 19. Rfe1 Ng5 20. Qxe7# 

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-trap-gif-20230931

[proper bronze]

d4

d5

c4

[viral vale]

average sicilian game below 4800 fide

[ancient saffron]

ok but what made it a good move like why cant he take with the queen

[proper bronze]

xc4

e4

better center

[elfin pebble]

anyone want to play some unrated

[ancient saffron]

im 900 so ill pass

[grim edge]

yes

[elfin pebble]

u want to send link or should i?

[split gorge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/85258431595?tab=review why is taking the bishop better than taking the rook??? move 13

[worn ice]

ILeikPotatoz (646) vs. CLAUDINEY7805 (673)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. d4 Qg5 3. Bxg5 f6 4. Bh4 g5 5. Bg3 Nh6 6. dxe5 d6 7. exf6 Bg4 8. f3 Be6 9. Nc3 g4 10. fxg4 Bxg4 11. Qd5 Be6 12. Qxb7 Bc8 13. Qxa8 

[ancient saffron]

OHH thanks i appreciate that

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/URGG1

[ancient saffron]

I didnt even know how to play chess back in april and now im approaching 1000 : D

[grim edge]

cripes

[split gorge]

bd5+? cuz then he has to move to d7 and its qe6#?

ahhhh i see well atleast i got mate in 3

[undone bridge]

+?

[split gorge]

wait nvm its not

ignore that

[undone bridge]

Check?

[split gorge]

guys help me tho on this how is taking bishop better than taking rook? https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/85258431595?tab=review

[worn ice]

ILeikPotatoz (646) vs. CLAUDINEY7805 (673)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. d4 Qg5 3. Bxg5 f6 4. Bh4 g5 5. Bg3 Nh6 6. dxe5 d6 7. exf6 Bg4 8. f3 Be6 9. Nc3 g4 10. fxg4 Bxg4 11. Qd5 Be6 12. Qxb7 Bc8 13. Qxa8 

[undone bridge]

Oh ignore me

Splitting headache and chess do not pair well

[upbeat viper]

owo

naaaa

[split gorge]

damn i started january and im at 650 ;(

only cuz he kept making mistakes xd

[grim edge]

gg

[hybrid swallow]

M7 solve

[split gorge]

ng5 and then bxc6? he could probably stop it tho

[restive storm]

took me 3 minutes to figure this out

[split gorge]

i did i just suck lol

my fav opening is center game

kohowaru.

[viral vale]

||Bg6+, Kd7, Bf5#||?

[elder skiff]

is 800 to 1000 just learning to blunder less

[split gorge]

misclicked xd

[viral vale]

0-1500 is basically just learning to blunder less

[elder skiff]

gracias

my good games are like 1200 -1300 and then my bad games are BAD BAD

[viral vale]

i would know since im about 1500 smh

[somber ingot]

hi guys

[viral vale]

cant stop blundering

[elder skiff]

yeah

[split gorge]

well im good at puzzles atleast

[somber ingot]

atoooooooom

[split gorge]

i solved a puzzle a 2300 couldnt first try 😤

[grim edge]

i came

i saw

[elder skiff]

i just need to take a brake when i lose cause i get tilted and then my limbic system shuts down and i lose like 3 in a row

[grim edge]

i conquered

[next raft]

grob >>>

[grim edge]

i mate

[split gorge]

who is grob

[upbeat viper]

keep it in english

[next raft]

an opening

[viral vale]

well do you find the tactics in your game?

[grim edge]

Anyone 1v1?

[split gorge]

i find back ranks and uhhhhh nothing else

[somber ingot]

ok bro sorry

[grim edge]

sorry he is a pawn

harun is my hatun

Anyone 1v1?

[somber ingot]

yes ım pawn

[split gorge]

im the rook because i keep getting sacrificed (i am a virgin)

[void tide]

who is harun

[somber ingot]

me

[viral vale]

well then you need to work more on spotting tactics you will actually find in your games, or just knowing when there could be tactical opportunities

[void tide]

turk huh

[grim edge]

we are virgins

[split gorge]

volcanoes hurt very much

[grim edge]

sefa you sound turkish too

[void tide]

bc im turk

[viral vale]

when you do a puzzle try to figure out why there might be a tactic

[grim edge]

i knew

[somber ingot]

ım a virgin too

[viral vale]

pins, pieces being aligned for a skewer, the king is open to checks etc.

[split gorge]

im not good enough to get into a position where i can employ puzzle tactics xd

[somber ingot]

ım türk too

[split gorge]

i do pins and skewers a bunch

revealed attacks too, i love em all

[viral vale]

no matter how good or bad you are, there will inevitably be positions in your games with tactics

[grim edge]

pablo where are you from

[daring oyster]

e.

[viral vale]

its just a matter of actually finding them

[split gorge]

a hospital

[somber ingot]

enimınişagoşago

[daring hatch]

you mean 0-1400

[grim edge]

wow i am an attack helicopter

[split gorge]

fair

[grim edge]

what is that

[void tide]

ğ

[somber ingot]

pablo

[grim edge]

ğ

[cobalt sluice]

watching clifford the big red dog 🔥🔥🔥

[split gorge]

he is speaking the language of the gogds

[void tide]

ü

[elder skiff]

they dont wanna see me hit 1k

[split gorge]

it gets good in season 56, just keep watching dont listen to the haters

[elder skiff]

they praying on my downfall

[cobalt sluice]

the movie*

[split gorge]

mb

[elder skiff]

blud we play chess

[wicked lion]

Come to turkey ananı skikerler

[elder skiff]

no god

[grim edge]

olum zbdmsbxmcbdmznx

[void tide]

bruh

[upbeat viper]

no religion here

[split gorge]

mb to be fair i just answered a question

[upbeat viper]

yes yes

it's just a soft warning

[cobalt sluice]

Hello Gordon!

[wicked lion]

#😆〡chess-memes

[grim edge]

soft

[split gorge]

mb i totally read the rules

[wicked lion]

Indiana Jones

[grim edge]

@wicked lion jindiana ones

[somber ingot]

hi im e4 pawn

[upbeat viper]

english

[split gorge]

best opening 😤

[grim edge]

for white

[somber ingot]

i agree

[grim edge]

only d4 for black

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[split gorge]

i will do the cat

[gleaming haven]

What

[split gorge]

ok wait wait wait that sounded wrong

im just being defiant i didnt mean it like that

[void tide]

deez is sus

[split gorge]

YOU CAN'T STOP ME

[grim edge]

my friends got mute

[void tide]

i muted 3 times

[split gorge]

big L

couldn't imagine being muted (in this server)

[grim edge]

pablo pablo

i love your pfp

[split gorge]

no

[leaden scroll]

Is anyone here knowledgeable on cars?

[grim edge]

rock leeeeeeee

[dreamy siren]

See guys stuff like this is the problem.

[bright glade]

i can drive a little thats about it

[split gorge]

no its bushy brow

[gleaming haven]

or maybe don't remove the do

[grim edge]

dude it is not

[grim edge]

aha demon slayer

[gleaming haven]

yeah

[grim edge]

what was her name

[gleaming haven]

Nezuko

[grim edge]

yeah

[split gorge]

wait wait wait correct me if im stupid but isnt it mate if he takes with pawn

[orchid bay]

bishop check

[split gorge]

i mean yeah but i dont think it should be a blunder cuz if he does take good if he doesnt u can juts move to safety and you've developed a bishop

[dreamy siren]

Well yeah but gxh5 isn't forced at all. C6 and white is lost

[dreamy siren]

It's a blunder cause white loses material after c6

[split gorge]

ahhhh i see

wait wdym c6 isnt it b4 bishop check

cuz b4+ wins the queen right?

[leaden scroll]

Yup

[split gorge]

yeah c6 wins the knight but why not win the queen

yea

heheheh im better

[orchid bay]

that would probably work in bullet though

i see hanging queen and im taking idc

[split gorge]

i love bullet because blunders dont get punished

[dreamy siren]

Bb4+ nah

Well actually both win material

[split gorge]

and Bb4+ wins more

im stronger, im smarter im better

[dreamy siren]

Who cares white should resign wither way

[split gorge]

I AM BETTER

[void tide]

im gya

[grim edge]

hey guys this is silly, but does chess.com have a live ai coach? like i want it tell me live when im doing bad moves

[dreamy siren]

I could probably adopt you easily

[grim edge]

or is it only analysis

[split gorge]

then you'd find out the email is already in use too ez

[teal dragon]

Real 🙏

[void tide]

riyal

[ancient saffron]

I just watched a shit ton of youtube videos and have played like 10 games a day

[split gorge]

Bb4+ is -10.5? but why

but why would winning a queen lose material ?!?!?!?

GOOFy stockfixh

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> evelyn747s

This is the Chess.com profile of evelyn747s. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1430 (peak)
Blitz: 441 (1703 peak)

[elfin pebble]

that math insent mathing

[gleaming haven]

Flexing my 441 blitz rating

[viral vale]

if the knight takes the bishop then it stops guarding e7 so that gxh5 no longer comes with a checkmate for white

[split gorge]

yeah i know so why would Bb4+ lose material FOR BLACK

[dreamy siren]

Bro doesn't know the definition of adoption in chess

[gleaming haven]

also why does it say 1400 lol

[split gorge]

THEN WHY DOES IT SAY -10.5

[fierce zodiac]

Playing that means no mate after queen capture

[split gorge]

IT SHOULD BE +10.5 GRAHHH

[fierce zodiac]

No bruh

[dreamy siren]

No knight on b8

[split gorge]

oh its -10.5 for white my bad guys

[viral vale]

💀

[split gorge]

im a little blind rn i would take my blind pills but i cant find them

[tepid panther]

Nah -10 means white is winning obviously

[viral vale]

so that means this position is +10.5 for white, lets goooo

[elfin pebble]

wasuppppp

[leaden scroll]

Does anybody here know anything about cars?

[tepid panther]

Like what?

[void tide]

no

[elfin pebble]

they go vroom vroom

[tepid panther]

I'm a little into hot wheels but nothing crazyv

[leaden scroll]

Just did this to my car and have no idea what it will cost

[split gorge]

no

[tepid panther]

Couple hundred

[leaden scroll]

So you have any idea? Only the plastic part of the headlight is broken

[elfin pebble]

is the light broken

[split gorge]

ask a mechanic or join the car discord dude

[elder skiff]

atleast a few nickles

[tepid panther]

Probably

[split gorge]

or take it to a buddy shop

[tepid panther]

Body*

[leaden scroll]

Only the plastic. The dents probably aren’t worth repairing from my limited understanding

[split gorge]

no buddy shop

[tepid panther]

Body shop

[elder skiff]

do the think where they fix the car with a bunch of ramen like on tiktok

[split gorge]

im right ur wrong smh

[tepid panther]

Lol

U right my b bro

[minor owl]

mfw i realise i hv no work have good stuff to watch and chicken wings by my side :

[split gorge]

body shop charges u money ur buddy wont

just might be a little difference in quality (barely noticeable)

[elfin pebble]

are you taking it into the mechanic?

[tepid panther]

Trueee

[leaden scroll]

I mean common sense would tell me the plastic would be cheap to replace but idk if headlights are made with ultra high-tech plastic that is hard to replace or something

[tepid panther]

Nah it's just plastic

[leaden scroll]

Yet to even tell my Mom what I did to the car…

[split gorge]

common sense doesnt apply to car prices

[tepid panther]

But parts are expensive as hell rn

[leaden scroll]

That was my worry.

[vale python]

Hello

[void tide]

hi

[elder skiff]

never blunder the car

[tepid panther]

Facts

[split gorge]

made me laugh

[leaden scroll]

If it costs under $1000 I can pay for it. Honestly idec too much about the money, just feel bad I screwed up.

[dreamy siren]

Beo doesn't know the term adoption in chess

[split gorge]

tell ur mom and endure it. trust is important 😤

[tepid panther]

No way it costs anything close to 1k. I'd say probably like 200 maybe

[elder skiff]

few years back i was making a joke to my ex about how she shouldnt make minecraft villagers noises when we were having s** and then i backed up into a parked truck

[split gorge]

you've siad that twice now lol

[leaden scroll]

Yeah lol.

[elder skiff]

massive blunder tbh

[leaden scroll]

That’s what I did except it was a dumpster

[dreamy siren]

I'd adopt you if we were to play 10 games

[leaden scroll]

The camera didn’t warn me or anything… I should really be looking out the back window manually I guess

[elder skiff]

fallen comrade

[split gorge]

so tell me what does the term adoption mean in chess

[leaden scroll]

That and/or be much more careful

[dreamy siren]

When someone beats someone 10 times in a row

[gleaming haven]

btw what do I have to do to send images?

[tepid panther]

You're not getting any body work done, it's just replacing a part essentially. If the lights went with it you can usually get those fairly cheap at any automotive shop (o riley, autozone, etc.)

[split gorge]

yeah you would im 650 rated and ur 2k lol

[tepid panther]

@leaden scroll

[leaden scroll]

Hopefully ty. Just the plastic on the surface

[tepid panther]

Then cost shouldn't be too bad I think

[mild nest]

not me tho

[void tide]

be trusted

[tepid panther]

But parts are pricey rn so they may upcharge you

[gleaming haven]

damn do y'all not trust me

[dreamy siren]

Yeah so stop talking trash just cause I glanced for a split second at a position and assumed a certain move won while you thought for a longer time and realized that it wasn't the best move.

[void tide]

lol

[split gorge]

talk a bunch

[elder skiff]

im un trustable with images

[split gorge]

im not talking trash??? its literally a homelander joke watch the boys you cretin

[mild nest]

but u have a somewhat L take

[dreamy siren]

Which take?

[elder skiff]

[gleaming haven]

I just wanted to ask because I made a brilliant move and chess.com said it was only great lmao

[mild nest]

brilliant moves

[grim edge]

someone should check up on elmo

[dreamy siren]

Well I've yet to hear a good reason why it's an L take

[sharp galleon]

you need the trusted role

[dreamy siren]

Well you shouldn't care about that stuff anyways because brilliant moves on cc misrepresent reality. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it calls moves that are a sacrifice that isn't bad brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but cc doesn't represent that properly at all.

[elfin pebble]

well if the light aren't broken all your would need to do is replace the tail light lens. i am unsure how expensive that is though especially if u take it to the mechanic.

[elder skiff]

brilliant move kinda just part of the culture tho

[leaden scroll]

And the dents are going to stay there no?

[elder skiff]

dopamine hit

[split gorge]

go touch grass

[mild nest]

u think i didnt deserve a brilliant for this

[elder skiff]

nvm that a pretty lame brilliant

still a good move tho pookie

[grim edge]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/79c1a34761b4fc8ee5d5d49893a84fed/c422b9b5f2efff9f-38/s1280x1920/09e64b7859565c1ac4798ff83e04c9f96b975e35.jpg

[elfin pebble]

good morning how have u been?

[dreamy siren]

Not at all really standard pattern and basic calculation that happened to involve a sacrifice

[humble cliff]

that aint brilliant its a forced mate

[mild nest]

but that was a brilliant move by me 😦

[fluid kraken]

Danny is my bf

[split gorge]

personally i dont think it deserves brilliant because its basic backrank checkmate puzzle stuff

[mild nest]

but i sacced a pokimane

[mild nest]

very difficult tho

[dreamy siren]

Wrong if you really think that you're brainwashed

[humble cliff]

but its only a forced mate, ez to see

[fluid kraken]

[elfin pebble]

just google the parts for the car and how expensive body work is

[split gorge]

the first puzzle i ever did involved a backrank with a queen sacrifice .-.

[grave wasp]

starky where titled player role

[mild nest]

no very difficult

[mild nest]

starky is nub

[void tide]

bro evelyn cant write

[humble cliff]

no it isnt, how are you higher elo than me

[mild nest]

look at my elo before u criticize me so u realize im joking

[mild nest]

am i?

[humble cliff]

im 416 rapid my guy

[dreamy siren]

Ok

[elder skiff]

vortex haveu you rlly been playing bloons for 3 days

[humble cliff]

BRUH

[elder skiff]

\

[mild nest]

yes

[grave wasp]

yeah but did he ever tell you when he beat an IM and drew a GM

[gleaming haven]

I sacrificed my bishop in a position to check the king and attack the queen so that when the queen takes my bishop I fork the king and queen I think that was indeed hard to find .-.

[elder skiff]

brilliant move

[mild nest]

i have beaten an im and a gm and im 500

[split gorge]

i beat myself every time smh

[humble cliff]

@mild nest grass when?

[mild nest]

never

[elder skiff]

they dont want you poppin bloons

[dreamy siren]

Well I'd need to see the specific position

[split gorge]

dont listen to the haters 😤 🔥 🔥 🔥 💯

[gleaming haven]

yeah but I can't send a screenshot-

[mild nest]

ty ❤️

[gleaming haven]

is there any other way?

[dreamy siren]

@gleaming haven but what I will say is probably at least 95% of moves cc calls brilliant aren't brilliant in reality and just got called brilliant cause the algorithms flawed

[split gorge]

stop flexing ur meme privileges by sending trash memes smh

[mild nest]

starky just hatin bc i got a brilliant and he didnt

[humble cliff]

grasstoucher 3000
My new invention takes the grass to you so you dont need to go outside

[void tide]

im the coma

[split gorge]

L invention i dont need grass 😤

[mild nest]

i mean look at this brilliant brilliant

[elder skiff]

ima GM (grasstoucher man)

[mild nest]

we should jump the creator of grass

very difficult tho

[humble cliff]

but it comes with a free juice that makes your head explode

[split gorge]

i dont think we can physically jump god but ok

[mild nest]

super hard to find, took me 10 minutes

[split gorge]

why would i want that thats where i keep my gaming memories

[dreamy siren]

Sad thing is there are people who would literally go crazy like they won the lottery over that move

[humble cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perms-no-image-perms-image-perms-flex-gif-23244245

[mild nest]

yes tho, it took my 4325235 minutes to find

wait shit

[split gorge]

god i wish i could send response memes right now

[mild nest]

i exposed myself with that screenshot

[grim edge]

i just beated my ex new bf in chess

[elder skiff]

grammer blunder

[mild nest]

NAHHH

[humble cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-at-this-user-ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-fail-meme-gif-22090542

[split gorge]

i just beat my ex

[mild nest]

no way u r correcting my grammar and write grammer @elder skiff

[split gorge]

is that the guy from pulp fiction or am i buggin

[elder skiff]

skill issue

[grim edge]

i already beated my ex soo her bf time

[split gorge]

i aint talking about chess here

[fickle rampart]

Friendly care package inbound

[mild nest]

it should be a bannable offense to correct someones grammar and type grammer while fixing their grammar

[split gorge]

"friendly"?

[grim edge]

[fickle rampart]

😈

[gilded raft]

how much it cost

[fickle rampart]

$30 for your very own Duolingo plush

[split gorge]

YOU BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND MY FAMILY'S DEAD WHAT DO I DO

[elder skiff]

chess is for dyslexics how else can u spin around the knights moveset so quickly (i mix up b's and d's)

[split gorge]

resist the urge

[teal dragon]

help my computer is so hot

[gilded raft]

too much

[grim edge]

go get some milk

[gleaming haven]

Should have taken your spanish lessons

[grim edge]

Check out this #chess game: yasstto vs Zebra1965 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/85261956333

[worn ice]

yasstto (1048) vs. Zebra1965 (1001)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. f4 d5 4. fxe5 Nxe4 5. Qf3 Nxc3 6. bxc3 Be6 7. d4 h6 8. Ne2 Be7 9. Nf4 Nc6 10. Nxe6 fxe6 11. Bd3 Qd7 12. Bg6+ Kd8 13. O-O Rf8 14. Qxf8+ Bxf8 15. Rxf8+ Ke7 16. Ba3+ 

[fickle rampart]

maybe next time you won’t skip your Spanish lessons

[split gorge]

let it rest adn go touch grass

[mild nest]

i love bjs

such a great store

[grim edge]

AND HE SACRIFICES THE QUEEEEEEN

[split gorge]

nunca lo hice

[mild nest]

has everything i want

[gilded raft]

mghribi ?

[grim edge]

Oui

[gilded raft]

[split gorge]

and he sacrifices... THE wait is that my family?

[grim edge]

Rip to ur family

[elder skiff]

at boyscout camp i convinced a child that a bj was a [beanut] butter and jelly sandwich and he asked a female staff member for one

[fickle rampart]

mentiras

[fickle rampart]

😈

[thin scroll]

I angered a buddhist monk

[split gorge]

NUH UH

[somber ingot]

im elon musk

[gleaming haven]

Se que nos estas mintiendo

[void tide]

im harun

[gleaming haven]

Di la verdad

[thin scroll]

im the one who knocks

[somber ingot]

me too

[split gorge]

NUH UH

[gleaming haven]

Okay I'm gonna stop because I don't know if we can talk spanish here

[split gorge]

yeah u cant goofy

[dreamy siren]

People are actually taking this seriously and aren't realizing you're trolling stop contributing to corrupting the chess youth be a bit more thoughtful

[split gorge]

they hate mexicans here for some reason

[keen parrot]

this is eery af, nice

[void tide]

ğ

[split gorge]

i guess chess people are racist

[humble cliff]

real

[mild nest]

that made me laugh 🙂

[split gorge]

everything he says makes me laugh lol

[fast kiln]

ballin

[elder skiff]

my meth business' has collapsed and im fleeing the state (minor blunder)

[gleaming haven]

A lot of people say the game is racist because white always starts the game .-.

[somber ingot]

absolutely yes

[mild nest]

this is why i said ur opinion is an L

[split gorge]

historically accurate tho

[mild nest]

u take it a little too far when ur saying "corrupting the chess youth"

like chill bro it aint that deep

[opaque apex]

hey guys I'm burning alive

[void tide]

bro thinks he i mr whi,te

[opaque apex]

it's 34 Celsius feels like 41, at 66% humidity

[plucky widget]

anyone wanna play chess? (~1100 elo myself)

[somber ingot]

my elo is 900

[split gorge]

just because ur too dense to understand a joke doesnt mean we are karen

[flat gyro]

That's too high breh

[solar plinth]

rip

[plucky widget]

cring

[split gorge]

nty ur twice my elo (im good at math trust)

[mild nest]

im only 500 tho

[gilded raft]

are you in miami

[plucky widget]

bruv im 14 how yall worse then me 💀

[split gorge]

focus on ur grammer rather then chess 😤

[flat gyro]

I just saw a homeless looking guy pass me on a 1000 dollae bike

[gleaming haven]

I'm 1200 technically-

[mild nest]

stop being mean

[opaque apex]

I'm in the Caribbean, so pretty close by

[flat gyro]

Wtf

[split gorge]

ur twice my age lol (this is a joke dont ban me discord)

[plucky widget]

(it was satire

[mild nest]

its hurting my feelings since im almost 15 and worse than u 😦

[opaque apex]

most houses aren't $1000

[gilded raft]

yeah its the same temperature

[flat gyro]

Hmmm

[mild nest]

im 500 and it makes me sad ur bragging abt being 1100 😦

[plucky widget]

bro i aint bragging

[mild nest]

yes u r 😭

[split gorge]

dawg arent u like 2000

[plucky widget]

no bruv

[mild nest]

bro chill for 1 sec pls

[elder skiff]

im 19 and only 800 (i wasted my youth watching ssundee factions videos)

[mild nest]

its hurting my feels tho 😦

[flat gyro]

He's a 2000 in my heart

[gleaming haven]

So are u 550?

[plucky widget]

alr bro

[mild nest]

i also feel disrespected by this

[split gorge]

L youtuber shouldve been watching PopularMMOs

[grim edge]

I hate the fact that chess com has videos that can't be played if you don't buy a membership, putting money over people's improvement is ridiculous

[flat gyro]

💀

[opaque apex]

wonder how he's doing nowadays

[split gorge]

no you idiot im 650 do basic math 😤

[mild nest]

like who is this pablo kid who calls me a 2000

[elder skiff]

you seem like the guy who would

[mild nest]

so mean of him 😦

[jaunty folio]

my account was closed and i didint do anything

[flat gyro]

You don't need those anyways

[split gorge]

divorced like twice been in jail for things he didnt do (framed by his second divorced wife)multiple times, pretty sorry state i feel bad for how things turned out

[flat gyro]

Just use yt or anything else

[elder skiff]

HUH

[somber ingot]

im osas

[mild nest]

you are dumb, the reason those videos cost money are because they pay the creators a lot of them to make them, also those videos are pretty bad anyways

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[jaunty folio]

i trained my ass off to go from 900 to 1000 i was rated 1600 each games and i won 20 in a row and i got banned

[gleaming haven]

650*2 is 1300

[flat gyro]

Reall

[nova verge]

Y’all are a bag of trail mix

[split gorge]

sarcasm you cretin

[nova verge]

NUTTY AF

[undone bridge]

Average 500-998

[grim edge]

Ayo slow it down with toxicity mate you ain't him bruh

[mild nest]

but ur saying dumb stuff

[grim edge]

I do use YouTube

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peanut-planters-peanuts-misterpeanut-gif-25830459

[mild nest]

like do u not realize chess.com is a greedy company like every other company?

[flat gyro]

The only chesscom course that matters is the bongcloud one

[mild nest]

chess.com does not care at ALL if u get better or not, they only want your money

[split gorge]

this makes me extremely mad and i can't do anything about it

[undone bridge]

Funniest chess player

[flat gyro]

Greedy as they may be they've done a great deal for chess as well

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/pc-man-crush-rage-gif-20192828

[grim edge]

Lichees isn't mate,they have everything for free,I use lichees on a daily basis too

[mild nest]

not saying they havent

[split gorge]

i hate his face too

[fast kiln]

who is every part of you

[mild nest]

everything they have is worse except for studies, they also dont have videos which u seem to care about

[grim edge]

But they simply don't have the adequate funding to make a better,cleaner UI and videos for us

[keen parrot]

wdym

[flat gyro]

The ui is clean as can be bruh

[grim edge]

They recommend videos on YouTube

[flat gyro]

Minimalistic

[jaunty folio]

This account has been closed. Please contact support by visiting
go.chess.com/closed

[flat gyro]

Write an extension to change it yourself if you want

[elder skiff]

go make a rigidbody collider or something smh

[nova verge]

Something smells fishy and it ain’t me this time

[grim edge]

Idk it isn't good on mobile

[mild nest]

most based lichess user ever

[flat gyro]

Oh yeah mobile is shit

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/finding-nemo-confused-looking-around-confused-look-what-gif-16390641

[mild nest]

bro can u not type into the youtube search bar urself?

[nova verge]

Do the John wall

[split gorge]

somebody say something stupid so ic an reply and start a reply chain pls

[nova verge]

🎶🎶🎶

[grim edge]

Vortex thinks he's him bruh don't know the guy and he comes at me with toxicity bruh what an imbecile

[flat gyro]

I like watching chess videos on bilibili

[elder skiff]

life is roblox

[fast kiln]

@keen parrot

[flat gyro]

Honestly super helpful

[mild nest]

shut up bro im 500 and u aint

[grim edge]

Can't even say stuff in this server bruh

[split gorge]

cant argue with that

[keen parrot]

issa secret

[elder skiff]

i got censored by mods for saying dialectic materialism

[mild nest]

thats why i dont use lichess

the chess.com ads r SOO BAD

[nova verge]

Banks shots !

[fast kiln]

Edater? gg?

[nova verge]

I’m an artist

[keen parrot]

gg ez

[mild nest]

chess.com feels unusable to me without a membership

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> igorlion69

This is the Chess.com profile of igorlion69. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 938 (peak)
Blitz: 778 (peak)
Bullet: 708 (peak)

[flat gyro]

There's an extension that exports cc games to lc analysis instantly

[nova verge]

Gotta stay outs foul trouble

[flat gyro]

I love it

[split gorge]

tbh it aint that bad i can live with one review per day

[mild nest]

tell that to the mods, their gonna have a fit

[elder skiff]

blud speaking to himself

[flat gyro]

Wdym

[fast kiln]

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[plucky widget]

why cant i talk in vc bruuuuh

[fast kiln]

It shoulda been me

[mild nest]

if u want serious improvement 1 a day isnt enough

[keen parrot]

[flat gyro]

It literally just copys the pgn and pastes in lc. Org /pa st e

[split gorge]

limited puzzles gets me very mad tho 😡 💢 💢 😤

[grim edge]

U need to be connected

[fast kiln]

Can I have your pfp as a png it’s very important

[nova verge]

Bros talking to himself

[plucky widget]

yes im trying

[split gorge]

i just play with myself (magnussy's advice)

[dreamy siren]

I understand the joke but I'm thinking about the people that don't realize it's a joke and we'll take it seriously and get confused as a result

[elder skiff]

im off the meds again

[plucky widget]

alr bro be aware its devious asl

[flat gyro]

💀

[nova verge]

Get on meds

[split gorge]

dont assume other people are like u also wth that was like an hour ago

[grim edge]

Legit

[nova verge]

I take mine

[elder skiff]

the government tryna control me

[nova verge]

John Wall

[teal dragon]

fax

[grim edge]

Lichees is better

[teal dragon]

i dont take my meds

[nova verge]

do the John wall

[keen parrot]

off the meds 🔥

[fast kiln]

Devilish plots

[plucky widget]

it says i have to verify my account to do it

[split gorge]

guys dont tell him he can just press Shift + Windows + S

[void tide]

then verify

[fast kiln]

Im on mobile

[mild nest]

<@&745328830649991179> bc u pissed me off

[grim edge]

Do whatever it says bro,I think you have to log in the account

[plucky widget]

its an error

[split gorge]

get on pc smh!

[fast kiln]

On a bus

[void tide]

try annother e mail

[grim edge]

Lmfao

[keen parrot]

bussin

[grim edge]

Vortex thinks he's him

[fast kiln]

This bus bussin

[grim edge]

Blud is insane

[elder skiff]

minor mentalhealth blunder

[split gorge]

just use the phone screenshot then and crop lol smh u iphone users think ur so cool and so much better android aint even that bad

they aren't ur imaging things

[fast kiln]

I want it as a png buddy

[elder skiff]

they sent me to a padded room (slight blunder)

[grim edge]

😭😭😭😭😭

[fast kiln]

Crazy? I was crazy once

[mild nest]

why u playing sicilian in the first place

[elder skiff]

a rubber room

[mild nest]

a rubber room with rats

[fast kiln]

with rats

[grim edge]

They put me in a room,a rubber room

[split gorge]

crazy? i was crazy once, somebody kept repeating this stupid joke

[buoyant ginkgo]

did frank already play his match against xqc?

[flat gyro]

The rats made me crazy

[dreamy siren]

Stuff like that happens all the time though people taking jokes seriously and getting confused as a result. I saw someone who genuinely believed en passant was forced cause people joked saying it was forced

[nova verge]

anyone watching the news

[elder skiff]

i hate the rubber rat joke

[fast kiln]

This jokes makes me crazy

Crazy?

[flat gyro]

Crazy?

[plucky widget]

no now im connected to discord but im still muted

[grim edge]

I was crazy once

[split gorge]

my god dude let it go karen i'm done arguing with u

[fast kiln]

They locked me in a room

[grim edge]

Isn't En Passant forced?

[mild nest]

thats funny ngl

[grim edge]

I literally lost games due to it

[split gorge]

bro this stupid joke (i did not use this 5 minutes ago trust me) is making me crazy

[plucky widget]

filled with rats, i hate rats

[mild nest]

and en passant is forced btw

[split gorge]

ye get better smh

[dreamy siren]

I'm not being a Karen at all you're the one being delusional here not thinking about the fact that this stuff actually happens.

[mild nest]

yea starky is such a nub

[flat gyro]

That's what all karens say...

[fast kiln]

The rats made me crazy

[grim edge]

Google En Passant

[fast kiln]

the chess made me crazy

[split gorge]

OH MY GODDDD do you not get the message nobody cares anymore @dreamy siren

[mild nest]

This stuff is serious guys

[nova verge]

Hug your mom today

[grim edge]

Crazy?

[elder skiff]

holy hell

[plucky widget]

bro im connected and still muted

[nova verge]

I did

[grim edge]

Chess is sexist?

[dreamy siren]

Ok 600

[fast kiln]

I was crazy once.

[plucky widget]

nvm

[flat gyro]

1. E5 is pretty good

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[mild nest]

thats actually pretty accurate

[keen parrot]

how is this even a beginner bingo, most of these are just "i dont like this opinion so you are a beginner"

[mild nest]

beginner bingo 1 was perfect if it didnt insult caro

[mild nest]

its true tho?

[nova verge]

Symphony by a clean bandit

[split gorge]

do you know how to read a bio

[grim edge]

What is bro cooking???

[fast kiln]

This is beginner if beginner is everything under 2.2k

[nova verge]

Clean Bandit

[sand crater]

En peasant

[flat gyro]

You missed the sarcasm this time 💀

[sand crater]

I love en peasants

[mild nest]

many beginners think like that and everything on that list is objectively dumb

[flat gyro]

He's just calling me shit

[split gorge]

damn

[dreamy siren]

Talk about taking jokes seriously

[keen parrot]

french is a worse caro.

[split gorge]

mb im just too used to you saying stupid shit

[grim edge]

hi

[keen parrot]

also if you want a fast way to get online rating playing rare openings is a legit strat

[mild nest]

i agree but what does that have to do with anything?

[flat gyro]

It wasn't even a joke 💀

[dreamy siren]

@lean bolt

[keen parrot]

its on the bingo bozo

[flat gyro]

Just a shitty ass comeback

[mild nest]

hes saying its only going to get u so far

[flat gyro]

That makes no sense

[mild nest]

wait what

[grim edge]

Caro Kann is better suited for beginners

[mild nest]

@dreamy siren r u dumb, french IS a worse caro

[split gorge]

my braincells are depleting by the second, too many people smarter than me here smh get on my level

[dreamy siren]

🧢

[mild nest]

indirect cant save u, ur both 300s

[void tide]

huh

[flat gyro]

Well at least you aren't the dumbest on rn

[keen parrot]

xes

[void tide]

why mods bro

f

[mild nest]

and im 500 so im better

[grim edge]

Bruh I said lichees is better and some rando called the mods

[keen parrot]

also im pretty sure everyone here wished they were a brilliant chess player

[dreamy siren]

I dont need to be saved cause I'm right regardless any caro supporter lost their credibility already

[keen parrot]

i dont support the caro, i just hate the french

[split gorge]

if starky says that then i support caro

[mild nest]

i can adopt u bro so be quiet

u cant give a good reason as to why caro is bad

[dreamy siren]

Unfortunately some are deceived so much that they think 2 or 3 move basic calculations that happened to involve a sacrifice make then brilliant cause a garbage flawed algorithm said it was

[grim edge]

anyone who plays bullet

[keen parrot]

same

[dreamy siren]

Ok but it's a cap take

[daring oyster]

bloonstd6 for 3 days..

[split gorge]

nobody cares about pogchamps dont ping me!!!

[keen parrot]

not really

[daring oyster]

Who doesnt like bloonSTD6

[keen parrot]

caro is the third best response against e4, french is fourth

[dreamy siren]

White has the tal, Shirov, short, exchange, Panov, Kia, fantasy, two knights. All of them give a solid edge to white and black is usually passive. Whereas there are multiple other black openings where there's either really good chances for black to equalize and even if black is slightly worse at least the positions are dynamic enough that there's good ways to fight for an advantage from them.

[daring oyster]

best is e5 - nerd

[split gorge]

touch grass or add a TLDR to ur messages smh

[viral vale]

how many times have you copy pasted this paragraph

[grim edge]

Btd6 is one of the best games

[restive storm]

what about scandinavian

[viral vale]

you've done it like 10 times in another server already

[dreamy siren]

Whenever someone needs it

[keen parrot]

scandi is ass, could be worse than pirc/modern

[daring oyster]

no, its so good but cant get on my top 10

[dreamy siren]

Well cause that's how many times people have needed to hear it

[keen parrot]

starky talks mad trash for a 20 year old who doesnt wanna play me

[grim edge]

E4 E5 is pretty much solved at Engine level

[grim edge]

That's cool we all have opinions

What

[warped vigil]

french is best

[keen parrot]

yea, solved as a draw

[grim edge]

E4 is e5 is what now