💬〡general-off-topic

[silent spear]

no cause when I stopped thinking so hard I blundered my queen

[astral forge]

then it will be symmetrical again

[fluid pike]

why I cannot send images here???

[grim edge]

read rule 9 please

of the server

[grim edge]

To avoid bot spam

[shrewd vapor]

You don't anticipate the opponents moves

The rook move made you lose the game

[wide ermine]

ok

[fluid pike]

😦 I wanted to send my chess play

[grim edge]

Hello default discord pfp

[torpid cape]

hi

[fluid pike]

I don't understand how did she win

[wide ermine]

[astral forge]

Nf3 c5 d4 cxd4 Nxd4 d5 what are you playing here

[grim edge]

You have to connect ur acc and send it in #💬〡chess-talk

[grim edge]

Easy material pick up

[silent spear]

I thought you blundered and I got a free rook but I thought since you were >500 you had another plan in mind and I was trying to see it and TRYING to prevent my stupid tunnel vision

[shrewd vapor]

Don't worry you'll improve these blunders are common in low elo so it's ok to think like that

[crisp copper]

guys, im streaming on twich does anybody want to play chess with me

[astral forge]

oh yea I was looking at that line before

[grim edge]

me

[torpid cape]

https://play.chess.com/zQqNm

[silent spear]

who (>500) wants to play so I can improve my chess

[astral forge]

after Nxd4 e5 Nb5 d5 cxd5 Bc5 N5c3 O-O g3 Qb6 e3 Bf5 Bg2 e4 I felt a little uncomfortable

this gambit seems annoying for white

[shrewd vapor]

Wanna play Blitz?

[torpid cape]

any one want to play checkers?????

[silent spear]

time control?

[grim edge]

me

[shrewd vapor]

3 min time send req

[silent spear]

ok

[astral forge]

but black can just play d5 without giving up a pawn so im not sure I see how white keeps the advantage there

[torpid cape]

ok i will sent you a link wait

[grim edge]

nice dog in your picture

[torpid cape]

https://www.247checkers.com/?room=VTFSE

what happen ?
https://www.247checkers.com/?room=SSUTY

[nimble niche]

yes

[keen parrot]

late reply but i agree

[nimble niche]

checkers is lame, draughts is better

[grim edge]

if u had to play chess without a type of piece ex pawn what type piece would u play without (can not say king)

[nimble niche]

checkers is lame because it's american

[crisp copper]

anybody else wanna play?

[grim edge]

ex example

Can I get free 1 month trial I am minor ;3

[lime quartz]

https://play.chess.com/X25ef

[grim edge]

Jk bro

[lime quartz]

https://play.chess.com/F1qa8

[grim edge]

Will u play with me now :3

[astral forge]

yea but after g6 its like well hm this seems hard to push for an edge

[grim edge]

Why

[graceful lintel]

He is
Probably downloaded discord few days ago

[grim edge]

BRUH

[shrewd vapor]

@silent spear good game 👍

[graceful lintel]

I think you should learn how to behave normally

[silent spear]

yeah

[astral forge]

yea catalan is good its just soo popular

[grim edge]

Teach me

[graceful lintel]

[lime quartz]

https://play.chess.com/5v9sk

[silent spear]

that was tough

[astral forge]

idk i might still try N3 or e3 and just try to go into that line with white anyways

[torpid cape]

gg

[astral forge]

i dont think that many people will inow the critical gambit

ty

[torpid cape]

i thought the queen could go fur

[astral forge]

ah sorry meant Nf3 or c4. of course e3 is fine but id like to be more ambitious

[grim edge]

Play with me checkers

[lime quartz]

https://play.chess.com/iHQYN

https://play.chess.com/y9Pos

[teal dragon]

Cringe

[graceful lintel]

Stop spaming links

[mild apex]

<@&745328830649991179> spamming links

[graceful lintel]

[silent spear]

whos yahyaaaa4

[mild apex]

just ping the mod, he spameed quite many of it

[grim edge]

No

Hi cat

[astral forge]

I mean e4 and d4 are also equal at high depth, Im pretty sure Nf3 and c4 both have the capability to be played for just as much of an advantage as e4 or d4

[graceful lintel]

[mild apex]

hewo call

[grim edge]

slay

[mild apex]

hewo mic

[grim edge]

internet so trash

[old thistle]

@lime quartzChill out

[grim edge]

King

[mild apex]

scippy

[silent spear]

Idk if this is weird or not but I feel accomplished when I see that I got 2 great moves and 2 misses

[grim edge]

what is dis

[mild apex]

shorting your name

[old thistle]

Hi

[silent spear]

But I got 0 blunders

[mild apex]

hewo scipp :D

[pure jacinth]

Hello there

[silent spear]

I don't usually check because of premium

[mild apex]

real

[graceful lintel]

💀

[pure jacinth]

Too much?

Yea probably

[graceful lintel]

Nahh

[grim edge]

okay plushy cat

i dont like mice smh

[mild apex]

anyways hewo

[graceful lintel]

[silent spear]

how'd you get banned from your alarm

[grim edge]

hewo did u finish ur work

[grim edge]

What were u doing on clock u are sus

[keen parrot]

hi chat

[mild apex]

half of it

[grim edge]

dawg

[mild apex]

hewo

[grim edge]

hi chat

[keen parrot]

not agane

[grim edge]

what was the work about?

[mild apex]

weak brain

[grim edge]

girl i got here first get out

[mild apex]

academic

[keen parrot]

[silent spear]

Who wants to play me (so I can improve)?

[grim edge]

oohh what is it?? essays? problem solving?

[grim edge]

I will c3

dont fish plushy cat

[mild apex]

doing some notes.... i dont wanna fail for upcoming exams

[silent spear]

no like

[mild apex]

ayo

[grim edge]

eh so early for exams

[grim edge]

Play your move

[silent spear]

I can't do blind chess

[grim edge]

protecc @mild apex at all costs

[mild apex]

kinda late for us

[grim edge]

when did u start

[silent spear]

I can't vision the board well, my notation isn't mastered

[grim edge]

Just think then u will able to

[mild apex]

next 2 months 💀

[grim edge]

challenge ur prof and make a deal, if he cant beat u in chess he will have to pass u 💅

[mild apex]

im ending my academic this year, so theres a big exam coming

[keen parrot]

what kind of deal ||😏 ||

[grim edge]

😏

[keen parrot]

if you lose, what happens

[mild apex]

just say i got a catfish tdy

[grim edge]

fail

but i would prefer to take the exams

I went fishing cats

[keen parrot]

yea but you would have failed without the deal anyway, so there must be some kind of punishment

[mild apex]

no... "i caught a catfish tdy"

[strong bobcat]

Hallo

[mild apex]

wha--

i fish a fish

[grim edge]

me? fail? 9 is the highest mistake i got the whole school yr

[grim edge]

stop fishing

[keen parrot]

smh you didnt get it

[grim edge]

Yo

[mild apex]

oh, i fish a catfish

[crisp copper]

how do i get permission to talk in chess stream

[grim edge]

:((

[mild apex]

[grim edge]

Monday left me broken

4th gr be like

[mild apex]

connect your acc

[honest zephyr]

Help

[grim edge]

Wednesday my empty @55 was hopin

[crisp copper]

how

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-nuts-gif-22059896

[nimble niche]

free knight

[mild apex]

cant help, u hav to do it yourself if its live

[grim edge]

dont fish us

[mild apex]

/connect

[grim edge]

no violent gifs please

[silent spear]

should I start playing on the blue and white board since blue is my favorite color instead of the green one or should i stick to the one I play?

[grim edge]

lmao me when

[mild apex]

wait F, how do the connect message

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gifs-giffer-giffing-giphy-gif-9719302

[grim edge]

Thank the cards, its dry day (what)

[keen parrot]

average interaction between us 2

[grim edge]

lmao side eye

i would side eye u

[grim edge]

seems like this place is a lawless land

[teal dragon]

Embed fail

[grim edge]

WWPee

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-chess-chess-frank-gothamchess-speech-bubble-gif-5067209272480174402

[grim edge]

Guys

[mild apex]

screaming boy

[grim edge]

Its world war E wtf?

[grim edge]

I LOVE Frank

[drowsy lodge]

what is the pieces? like what is the name?

[mild apex]

frank is nice, but if he could lower his voice, that will be best

[crisp copper]

POV: levy when 100elo blunders

[grim edge]

women wrestling E

he is funny

[grim edge]

E stands for?

what does WEWE mean nugette?

[teal dragon]

Idk this looks cool

[keen parrot]

you like wewe?

[grim edge]

WHEN I READ WWE, I READ IT AS WEWE

[mild apex]

wewe

[keen parrot]

i bet you love wewe

[crisp copper]

i conected my acc i still cant speak

[grim edge]

nah wewe best

[teal dragon]

💀💀💀

Double you double you EE

[grim edge]

yeah i do i watch them

[grim edge]

want to play again sometime?

[crisp copper]

yea

[grim edge]

I think I did well

[nimble niche]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/859805977589973004/1138419825782300682/Screenshot_20230318_123337_com.android.chrome.jpg

[grim edge]

because its double u

[mild apex]

should have been double v

[keen parrot]

you watch wewe a lot?

[grim edge]

yes my fav is ronda

i like to see alexa being beaten

she's so small

[teal dragon]

Me when i put my

[nimble niche]

it was from a long time ago and he didn't even take a piece there

[mild apex]

why we but not v

talking bout v, she left the server?

[keen parrot]

she?

[grim edge]

ye its a she u missing out

[teal dragon]

shes just a busy bee

[mild apex]

aint v a she?

[keen parrot]

thought it was a guy

[mild apex]

she included pronounce in her bio

[upbeat viper]

okay

[mild apex]

and i even ask her gender 💀

[upbeat viper]

clean win for my 2k

:D

[teal dragon]

Nuh uh my camera roll deserves 200 years prison time

[graceful lintel]

What is ur favourite dinosaur?

[keen parrot]

so alice is a chick toom got it

[grim edge]

oh wow

[mild apex]

basting...

[grim edge]

that's my lifetime goal

[mild apex]

whos alice?

[grim edge]

bruh wdym moon literally has she/her in his bio

[upbeat viper]

I got the win thanks to a single isolated pawn weakness which I exploited

[nimble niche]

Moon's a 2700 wcm, wdym

[keen parrot]

@teal dragon

[teal dragon]

She her just sounds cooler

[upbeat viper]

(I offered a draw when it became a 2rooks vs 2rooks endgame

the guy didn't take it

[grim edge]

woman

[latent pebble]

win at chess

[graceful lintel]

😭😭💀

[grim edge]

i actually write W as uu

[grim edge]

in my handwriting

[compact mantle]

Nah moon sandbagging

[upbeat viper]

favourite move

[grim edge]

its like 3

[latent pebble]

gagner aux échecs

[nimble niche]

so is ww written like uwu?

[upbeat viper]

kek

[teal dragon]

U basted all over the guy

[grim edge]

He wants to catch the soap

[upbeat viper]

it was a theoritical draw

[grim edge]

Truly spectacular

[upbeat viper]

but the guy had an isolani

[grim edge]

Theory!

[upbeat viper]

perfectly controled

I fought for it

[grim edge]

ISOLANI

[latent pebble]

Endgames so boring

[grim edge]

BIG WORDS

[grim edge]

Ikr

[upbeat viper]

just because he didn't play d5 here

[grim edge]

alice lets play

[upbeat viper]

else it would have probably been a draw

[teal dragon]

Ok

[grim edge]

farlight

[teal dragon]

Oh

[grim edge]

later im charging rn

[teal dragon]

I thought chess

[nova verge]

98%

[upbeat viper]

or actually na

[grim edge]

smh i wont open my chess, i need to calm down first

[compact mantle]

U fr are charging 24/7

[upbeat viper]

I mean

I was in all chats already

[nova verge]

24/7/365

[upbeat viper]

👀

[teal dragon]

shit phone ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[keen parrot]

you okay?

[grim edge]

yeah my phone's shit

[grim edge]

LMAO this feels like a mockery smh not cool

[compact mantle]

Get a new one

[nova verge]

Heyo

[grim edge]

Chat is so epic

[nova verge]

It’s ME again

[latent pebble]

Did you get muted for spamming earlier?

[nova verge]

Back from my hour time out

[teal dragon]

Ugh

[grim edge]

i dont got no money, ima prioritize my hobbies first

[nova verge]

NONEYa

[grim edge]

We missed you

[compact mantle]

Why’d u get timed out💀

[nova verge]

I bet you did

[teal dragon]

I didnt

[latent pebble]

spamming years is miss worthy sure

[grim edge]

You have hobbies

[grim edge]

Frfr

[compact mantle]

How u gonna study in college or uni💀

[nova verge]

Yo yo yo

[grim edge]

yeah i do

[upbeat viper]

true

[nova verge]

What’s good my dawgs

[grim edge]

wdym how? why'd you ask?

What do you do other than spending all day in chat

[fervent comet]

zugzwang :D

[upbeat viper]

now I just never play rapid

and only blitz

and gg life

[grim edge]

paint? lol

[upbeat viper]

[compact mantle]

Bc u need money for that lmao

[teal dragon]

Move to europe where its free

[grim edge]

That skin is ugly

[fervent comet]

no u

[grim edge]

oh my parents will pay for it?

[grim edge]

:(((

[keen parrot]

it still costs if u aint a eu citizen

[upbeat viper]

Vimun

[keen parrot]

in sweden at least

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2000 (peak)
Blitz: 1824 (peak)
Bullet: 1710 (1777 peak)

[fervent comet]

why call it ugly it looks cool

[teal dragon]

Become eu citizen

[keen parrot]

nice man gj

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> soulkillerz2006

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 948 (1028 peak)
Bullet: 881 (1208 peak)

[grim edge]

just get eu citizenship then

@upbeat viper tell ur chesslers to get better skins for chess.com

[compact mantle]

I still have to pay 1200 euros for my first year and 4800 for my second andd thirdd year

[grim edge]

how to become eu citizen, ima apply before i go to eu

[latent pebble]

Bast are you going to peaksit

[nova verge]

GI JOE

[keen parrot]

yep gotta live here for like 5 years

[upbeat viper]

[compact mantle]

Damn lucky you

[teal dragon]

Sucks to be u

[nova verge]

Barbie

[fervent comet]

was like 1000 a month ago left chess came back and the rating tumbled

[keen parrot]

my fav song

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

aren't your parents asian or smth why r they letting u pay

[upbeat viper]

I mean

[nova verge]

Action figures

[compact mantle]

I live in europe still

[teal dragon]

Shits fire

[grim edge]

British rappers

[upbeat viper]

2ks are bots

[grim edge]

Cling clang

[compact mantle]

My dad half asian

[upbeat viper]

the guy should have accepted the draw everyday

[compact mantle]

My mom white

[fervent comet]

ok you are not ugly but do not call my skin ugly xd

[upbeat viper]

he decided to throw on purpose tbh

like he made rep moves

[grim edge]

2000 is really high rating

[grim edge]

It is still ugly i agree that i am ugly as well

[upbeat viper]

🤔

[compact mantle]

We’re bots still

[nova verge]

Acne

[latent pebble]

Maybe he wanted you to reach your peak 🤔

[teal dragon]

What a charismatic and talented guy, i wonder what he does for a living!

[upbeat viper]

naah

noway

[compact mantle]

My fam broke man😔

[fervent comet]

ok let the skin be ugly you on the other hand are not ugly

[latent pebble]

It's always a possibility

[compact mantle]

Also my parents going through a divorce, so I can’t rlly ask for money as my dad needs to find a new home

[nova verge]

I’m sorry

[grim edge]

Smh smh

[grim edge]

oh well im not yet going to uni so there's no pressure for me but in 2 yrs I'll probably study in the city and they will pay for it cuz im jobless and employers here r just demanding they want 18+

[fervent comet]

oh

hopefully life gets better

for you

[nova verge]

I’m so so sorry

[compact mantle]

Thanks bro

[fervent comet]

no do not shake your head

[grim edge]

hope things get better

[nova verge]

Me too

[grim edge]

Ill snap my head instead

[fervent comet]

np bro

[compact mantle]

Ohhh u got two whole years

[fervent comet]

PLS NO

[upbeat viper]

okay so

[grim edge]

Good luck in ur stuff

[compact mantle]

It might

[compact mantle]

Cheers

[grim edge]

bruh im 16 girl, ye

[upbeat viper]

exactly one year ago I was 1000

[grim edge]

I love it when i speak french

[compact mantle]

Appreciate the positive messages yall

[fervent comet]

same

[grim edge]

And it doesnt make sense

[upbeat viper]

and I started learning chess a bit more seriously

[fervent comet]

cool

[grim edge]

Weak get to 3000 then speak

[upbeat viper]

so trust in yourself

[teal dragon]

OMG THX FOR REMINDING ME ITS MY CHESS BIRTHDAY TODAY

[upbeat viper]

work hard

[grim edge]

basting while playing chess

[upbeat viper]

and you'll get to 2k

[grim edge]

Chess birthday

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[upbeat viper]

actually ?

[compact mantle]

I thought you were going into college this year lmao

[teal dragon]

YEP

[grim edge]

that's so impressive

[upbeat viper]

that's a nice coincidence !

[compact mantle]

I get it now

[teal dragon]

Last year i started chess and i was 300 💀💀💀💀

[grim edge]

Played with himself?

[nova verge]

Happy birthday Jon

[grim edge]

wdym, 16 goes to uni there?

[latent pebble]

3k in one year fr

[upbeat viper]

ez frfr

[grim edge]

I started like 4 months ago and i was 300 as well

[compact mantle]

Yes

[latent pebble]

Should be light work

[compact mantle]

Here in the Netherlands there’s 16 year olds who enter uni

[grim edge]

so you got no senior high. thats better ngl

[compact mantle]

17 is also common

[fervent comet]

WAAA

[nova verge]

🤣🤣 numbers man

[grim edge]

im probably 19 when i enter uni

[fervent comet]

WHATT?

[compact mantle]

No those ppl just skip years in elementary school

[fervent comet]

HOW

[compact mantle]

Or high school even

[fervent comet]

oh

[nova verge]

By being smart

[fervent comet]

makes sense

[compact mantle]

Yes

[grim edge]

i hate my professor for not letting me skip ngl i was an outstanding student in elementary

[teal dragon]

Imagine going to uni and u cant even drive 💀💀💀

[compact mantle]

Same😎

[fervent comet]

by having more than 3 brain cells

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper CONGA RATS

[nova verge]

…I don’t

[compact mantle]

Lmao I don’t have a licensed yet tbf

[grim edge]

you're 16 now so you're gonna enter uni?

[fervent comet]

i do not think i do either ........

[compact mantle]

Nah I’m 19 lmao I aint that smart

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-burt-lancaster-run-silent-run-deep-saluting-hero-gif-26186351

[nova verge]

Harassment

[fervent comet]

?

[nova verge]

???

[grim edge]

what didnt u say u got asian genes

[nova verge]

In 2006 you would be what?

Born?

[fervent comet]

ok i am asian

[compact mantle]

Lmao it’s rlly all about where you wanna invest your intelligence in

[fervent comet]

but i am not that smart

[fervent comet]

yes born in 2006

[grim edge]

bailey is trusted now omg

slay

[compact mantle]

Yes I was just lazy

[nova verge]

I’m sure you are

[compact mantle]

Until last year

[grim edge]

who is the smartest here?

[fervent comet]

OMG STALKER

[compact mantle]

Dayum

[nova verge]

It’s in your name

[fervent comet]

i am joking dw

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[nova verge]

I’m not

[fervent comet]

EA SPORTS it's in the name

[nova verge]

**game

[whole abyss]

ok

[fervent comet]

lol

bye now :D

[nova verge]

Imma rat on you

[grim edge]

bye 🙂

[compact mantle]

Cheers

[dark hedge]

am

[nova verge]

6:56 am

[grim edge]

e4

kings pawn opening

c6 the karo kan

[blazing talon]

Bro funny

[grim edge]

Lol

I messed up

[grim edge]

ye we just lazy

the karo kan is good opening

It is

Like come on let's stop joking and talk about actual bad openings

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[torpid lintel]

!welcome connect your account so you can get access to #1039982616159465595 and #💬〡improvement-talk ask there anything related to improvement in chess

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

thanks

Lol

[grim edge]

Question, do you have this message ready for copy paste?

[torpid lintel]

I didn't copy paste but if I want I can do copy paste from pinned message haha

[upbeat viper]

don't spam boards

[grim edge]

Ohk

[torpid lintel]

Hi Bast

[grim edge]

Okie dokie

Frenchie in chat 🇫🇷

[torpid lintel]

Bast look here :)

[grim edge]

don't use that term please, it's derogatory

[grim edge]

Really?

[compact mantle]

Speak for yourself, I be working hard now

[torpid lintel]

Maybe he not in chat

[compact mantle]

😤 on that grind

[grim edge]

search it on google

Oh shi you're right

Pardon my language

Nah i boutta get an ass wooping

[grim edge]

slay

It is but if you google the meaning, it's an informal derogatory word

No matter the meaning i am screwed

[nova verge]

OPs

Cops

✌🏼

[grim edge]

Okay but i just blundered hard

[nova verge]

Idk

Ask one of them

Okay do that then

[grim edge]

Frenchie is a slur?

[nova verge]

Idk

[grim edge]

I unironically love France

[grim edge]

💀

I just got skull reacted for liking France, this day going badly now

💀

[nova verge]

❌

[grim edge]

Liquswarm has been typing for a while

Yeah i like environment

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

Eiffel tower?

[nova verge]

**Tower

I think

[silent spear]

nah this is a ripoff chess.com how did they win on time when I had a premove and it was .5s

[keen parrot]

france is nice, too bad french people live there

[fluid kraken]

@grim edge

[fluid kraken]

Hi vimun

[grim edge]

Premoves take time to make

[silent spear]

But I lost when I had .5seconds

[grim edge]

UI bugging probably

[graceful lintel]

Screenshot timing and comment

[upbeat viper]

Imma slap you

[silent spear]

I reopened the game and everything it still says .5 seconds

[upbeat viper]

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

real

[upbeat viper]

[compact mantle]

Most french ppl got this build too fr

[grim edge]

France has Bastoura so its automatically good

@keen parrot sent a few mails and now in the process of joining my local chess club Pog, the manager of Stockholm open said I should have time to join nice

Living proof that French people can be cool

[upbeat viper]

Thank you

[teal dragon]

You are an NPC

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

pog

[nova verge]

I wish

[sharp galleon]

[nova verge]

Idk what that even stands for

[teal dragon]

NPC

[nova verge]

No idea

Google it and tell me

[grim edge]

Non playable character

is npc

[cobalt sluice]

🦉

[nova verge]

Ohhhh I’m playable alright

[teal dragon]

No youre not

[grim edge]

NPC is like the people in videogames that u dont play as

[teal dragon]

Youre just a piece of code with no conscious

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼

[cobalt sluice]

fellas if you were in a video game, would you be a playable character or an npc?

[nova verge]

Coming from the “mafia boss”

🎶🎶🎶

[cobalt sluice]

what the shit are you guys arguing about

[nova verge]

Names

[nova verge]

I saw that

[grim edge]

City of love?

[nova verge]

🩷🩷🩷

[cobalt sluice]

shut yo bitch ass up "one" 🤣

[grim edge]

fr

[cobalt sluice]

nice

[cobalt sluice]

tuesday underrated imo

[nova verge]

Yes it is

[grim edge]

Mondays are hated too much

[teal dragon]

https://youtu.be/GS64ZT4eWUA

[nova verge]

Wine and cheese

[grim edge]

Mondays dont deserve it

[cobalt sluice]

also that flower's face makes me wanna punch it

[queen aspen]

I JUST BEAT STOCK LEVEL 6

[nova verge]

Punch a flower then

[nova verge]

Or smell the roses 🌹

[grim edge]

i beat stockfish level 100 🥱

[cobalt sluice]

1. they're french
2. they're french
3. they're french
4. they're french
5. they're french

[queen aspen]

uh isnt level 8 max

[cobalt sluice]

stockfish level 100? nah, try chess titans bot level 10

[grim edge]

no

[teal dragon]

French people trying to say 80(it sounds like 420)

[nova verge]

✅

[cobalt sluice]

fr?

[queen aspen]

then what is

[teal dragon]

Yeah

[sharp galleon]

quatre-vingts

[teal dragon]

Deez nuts

French people saying 50 19

[tepid panther]

Can we appreciate that I somehow got 7 moves of theory

[grim edge]

dix neuf

[nova verge]

✅

[grim edge]

💀

[tepid panther]

It was literally in the charger all night

[nova verge]

95%

[tepid panther]

10%

[teal dragon]

@upbeat viper can u send a voice message saying "50 19" in french?

[nova verge]

F-

While I get an A

[grim edge]

is the battery or charger broken

[tepid panther]

Yugioh barely counts as an anime, but I like what I like 🤷‍♂️

[latent pebble]

Yugioh so based

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[nova verge]

Both

[queen aspen]

guys come on yugoih is quite good

[cobalt sluice]

yugioh is yugioh 🦉👍🏾

[queen aspen]

*yugioh

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[upbeat viper]

@teal dragon

[grim edge]

that doesnt sound like english buddy

[teal dragon]

LETS GOOO

[nova verge]

……where?

[upbeat viper]

lmao

u happy now ?

[teal dragon]

Thx bast

[grim edge]

Liquswarm is still typing wtf 💀

[teal dragon]

Na

[upbeat viper]

indeed

[teal dragon]

BAST THAT WAS ART

[grim edge]

F3 g4 best opening change my mind

[teal dragon]

It took him 200 years just to type that

[upbeat viper]

it floods chat

his problem not mine

[next geyser]

[nova verge]

😎

[cobalt sluice]

flood it again i dare thou

[grim edge]

W

[upbeat viper]

get nitro and play in each other's DMs

[teal dragon]

RIP

[grim edge]

💀

[upbeat viper]

or directly play on the site smh

[cobalt sluice]

"bro just be unbroke"

[teal dragon]

Or just type

[cobalt sluice]

pawn e4

[next geyser]

me sad

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[upbeat viper]

hug

[white sorrel]

that sux

[grim edge]

How about start going to the gym? Should make you happy in the long run 🤗

[teal dragon]

NAH BAST IS ANTISICILIAN

[nova verge]

Yeah the gym fixes assault??

[grim edge]

It does

[nova verge]

Omg grow up

[next geyser]

correction: 20 minutes 🤓

[nova verge]

I was being sarcastic

[cobalt sluice]

wtf is this server bro 🗿

[teal dragon]

🦉

[grim edge]

Fight him in a boxing ring obviouslt

[cobalt sluice]

the hell is that shit, that's like "kick a toddler in walmart or kick a toddler in mario kart"

[grim edge]

Im surprised that 90% people here dont know what an antisemetic is

[cobalt sluice]

kanye west or some shit

[grim edge]

David vs Goliath part 2

[queen aspen]

what is the hardest chess AI

[grim edge]

I mean… youre not wrong

[torpid lintel]

Stockfish 16

[queen aspen]

thanks

[cobalt sluice]

@teal dragon c3

[grim edge]

Caitlyn Jenner vs Dylan Mulvaney 💀💀💀💀

Elon musk vs mark zuckerberg

Fission reactor vs fusion reactor

[warm dove]

Sup brokies

[grim edge]

Quantum computer vs supercomputer

[warm dove]

Hey

[grim edge]

Deez vs nuts

[warm dove]

What's your elo guys?

[grim edge]

Blud got ignored

[grim edge]

Check my pronouns

[warm dove]

Hm

Low as hell

[grim edge]

Thanks

We start somewhere dont we

[warm dove]

Appreciated

[grim edge]

💀💀💀

[nova verge]

😎

[grim edge]

Nice

[nova verge]

❌❌❌

[grim edge]

[nova verge]

📌

Pop your cherry 🍒

Balloon 🎈

[warm dove]

.

[cobalt sluice]

439

[warm dove]

Oh

[cobalt sluice]

but hey, atleast it's better than my previous account 💀

[warm dove]

Mine is 2311

💀

[next geyser]

how

[old thistle]

Change your about me, it is not appropriate

[warm dove]

Sup mod

[graceful lintel]

[old thistle]

Hi

[warm dove]

How's it going

[next geyser]

rip

[cobalt sluice]

ok 🦉 👍🏾

[graceful lintel]

😭🥹🥹

[old thistle]

Doing fine, u?

[warm dove]

Wanna play?

[old thistle]

[old thistle]

One game sure

[warm dove]

Good

[graceful lintel]

Any tips 🥹😭🥲

[warm dove]

K add me

Sb_Traitors

[old thistle]

Analyze your losses and take breaks to not tilt that much

[graceful lintel]

Ohk 🥹ty

[next geyser]

dont be bad

also watch gotham

[void tide]

im back

[nova verge]

I bet u do

[graceful lintel]

U watch Gotham?

[next geyser]

yeah

i am right now

[graceful lintel]

Why u r not 1k+ rated then 💀

Gothamchess is for entertainment not for improving smth

Watch hanging pawns etc

[warm dove]

Accepted

[cobalt sluice]

[next geyser]

theres a thing called being underrated

[limpid cedar]

.

[compact mantle]

Until like 1800 it’s relatively educational

[nova verge]

🤣🤣

[graceful lintel]

Yea 😭 not everyone can reach 1k 🥹

[warm dove]

Hey mod we will play later

[compact mantle]

Beyond that I recommend different content

[old thistle]

K

[nova verge]

💜

[graceful lintel]

Imma go take a break from chess

[next geyser]

i did beat a 1200

[limpid cedar]

nice

[graceful lintel]

I beat 1200 with bong cloud

[upbeat viper]

oh hi Scipio

I'm 2k now

[rugged fox]

nah 💀

[compact mantle]

3000 puzzles‼️

[old thistle]

Congrats :)

[cobalt sluice]

i once actually believed the bongcloud was a good opening so i played it everytime 💀

[flint thunder]

hello mods and people

[nova verge]

☠️☠️☠️

[graceful lintel]

💀did u beat anyone with that?

[next geyser]

did you actually think 2.Ke2 was a good move?

[old thistle]

hI

[cobalt sluice]

take a wild guess

[grim edge]

Congratulations, proud of ya

[next geyser]

hello

[flint thunder]

heya how r u

[cobalt sluice]

i was bad at chess at the time (i still am)

[old thistle]

Doing good. How are you?

[graceful lintel]

U might did beat someone 💀

[flint thunder]

doing good

[cobalt sluice]

nope, lost so many times

[tepid panther]

I love when I offer people draws and they don't accept so I flag them

[old pebble]

wtf tf

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[undone lodge]

[tepid panther]

Bro didn't want the draw

[graceful lintel]

wait I'm 15 and 1500 rated 🥶

That was fast

Kind of

[next geyser]

future hikaru?

bruh

[upbeat viper]

I'm 20 and 2000 so Imma be a champion

ez ez

[next geyser]

MODS

[upbeat viper]

oh nice

[old pebble]

is it a good method to determine tho?

[undone lodge]

if improvement was 100 points per year there would be gms walking everywhere

[void tide]

ğ

[upbeat viper]

don't ping

I'm here

[next geyser]

true

[undone lodge]

genetics are confusing and we all got unlucky

[graceful lintel]

Built differently

@upbeat viper sorry for ping but this guy is locked out and talking general

[upbeat viper]

no, I just locked him out

different

and he left

k

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[next geyser]

oh i thought he got banned

[undone lodge]

should it not be an instant ban for 1 year

[graceful lintel]

No not really

[upbeat viper]

he probably raged quit / got scared when locked out

oh hi @strange skiff

[undone lodge]

if you're 18 and 1800 rated its not good enough to be a 'champion'

[graceful lintel]

Nvm

[upbeat viper]

we can't put 1year bans

[pastel phoenix]

Bro

[undone lodge]

:/

[upbeat viper]

locking out and waiting for an appeal in 1 year is easier

[grim edge]

If you are 100 and 10000 it's gud

[upbeat viper]

:)

[next geyser]

yeah when levy was 7 he was 1000 and today he is an IM

[grim edge]

What's your age @next geyser

[void tide]

ş

[undone lodge]

improvement is definitely not linear

[undone lodge]

'for juniors in new zealand...'

[void tide]

ç

[graceful lintel]

🥹 😭

[void tide]

ö

ğ

[graceful lintel]

Nvm

[next geyser]

Sodium attack goated 👍

[void tide]

ü

[graceful lintel]

🥶

[void tide]

ı

[grim edge]

Hiii basty

[graceful lintel]

||Don't ping him he'll eat you||

[next geyser]

tru

[grim edge]

Dw if he tries ill be sad

And if i sad he will feel bad and apologise

[graceful lintel]

😭

[grim edge]

At the end of the day i win

Brb its my 1 hour of staring at a white wall meditation time

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[void tide]

xes

[graceful lintel]

Stonks 📈

[upbeat viper]

Hiii Arcsid

[graceful lintel]

Nord vpn

[void tide]

whut

[graceful lintel]

Nvm u didn't get it 😭

[void tide]

blud have no humor

[graceful lintel]

[void tide]

read thi reverse

[next geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-cat-meme-you-have-gif-26575351

[graceful lintel]

Check this

[jade holly]

Hey guys, looking for a stronger player than me (I'm 1620 on chess com).

Looking for chill practice games (non-rated) and opening practice.

[void tide]

im 400 elo

[graceful lintel]

Im only 1500 💀

[jade holly]

1500 is decent rating bro

[next geyser]

dont look at me

[graceful lintel]

Not strong enough

[graceful lintel]

97.6% tile 💀

[mossy crane]

Not enough

Ur crying out. Or hsuga

[graceful lintel]

Above av ig

[mossy crane]

Don't because foing

[grim edge]

AI is incredible wtf

[next geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-wanna-think-too-much-gif-19622217

[void tide]

its me

fr

[next geyser]

in 45 years probably

[graceful lintel]

[teal dragon]

Hikaru unlikeable idk

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bleed (eloranker)

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Name: Bleed (eloranker)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1665 (1732 peak)
Blitz: 1459 (peak)
Bullet: 1339 (peak)

[mild apex]

albert bugged, my blitz aiint peak

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sensaizax

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2002 (peak)
Blitz: 1584 (1702 peak)
Bullet: 1345 (1415 peak)

[grim edge]

albert bug me pls

[teal dragon]

Peaksitting 😭😭😭

[grim edge]

@teal dragon bullet hate?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> suusseamogus

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 416 (638 peak)

[grim edge]

💀

[mild apex]

no

[deep saffron]

💀

[teal dragon]

Im 4 digets agin 😭

[teal dragon]

Hella pfp

[mild apex]

anyways hewo zax

[graceful lintel]

💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> alatus_x

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1659 (peak)
Blitz: 1252 (peak)
Bullet: 995 (1386 peak)

[teal dragon]

Oh wait im not

[deep saffron]

do you not like it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> professor8392

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1463 (1581 peak)
Blitz: 1100 (1428 peak)
Bullet: 820 (peak)

[grim edge]

Hi

[grim edge]

[teal dragon]

Quick bullet win brb definitely wont tilt

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Shrimp man (tunafishguyofcourse)

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Name: Shrimp man (tunafishguyofcourse)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1349 (peak)
Blitz: 656 (800 peak)
Bullet: 517 (800 peak)

[graceful lintel]

Nice pfp 💀

[mild apex]

man whys everyone doing /profile

everyone should stop

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> granulatedchesseract

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1462 (1523 peak)
Blitz: 1303 (1598 peak)
Bullet: 1433 (1664 peak)

[mild apex]

just did

[grim edge]

i wanted to check if my pfp is animated since my chess.com background is

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Saul Tigh (vukmarkov)

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Name: Saul Tigh (vukmarkov)
Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1393 (peak)
Blitz: 731 (1200 peak)
Bullet: 615 (1162 peak)

[mild apex]

animated pfp :O

[surreal arrow]

ha

[mild apex]

i need to learn new opening....

[surreal arrow]

try the grob

[mild apex]

no

i aint a low ranker

[surreal arrow]

XD

[tropic plaza]

A3 e4

[teal dragon]

W me

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> alatus_x

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1659 (peak)
Blitz: 1252 (peak)
Bullet: 1003 (1386 peak)

[grim edge]

it moves on my screen still havent figured out some stuff

[mild apex]

wtf opening is dat

[tropic plaza]

The cool opening

[mild apex]

no

f las not online

[grim edge]

[tropic plaza]

Or play catalan if ur a d4 player

[grim edge]

Catalan W opening

[surreal arrow]

d4 is for the cool kids

[tropic plaza]

But my personal fav is spanish

[grim edge]

Ill watch it one day 😭

[tropic plaza]

Ye iget you

[grim edge]

real

[mild apex]

e4 supremacy....

[tropic plaza]

Play spanish

[grim edge]

C4

[mild apex]

im e4 and c5 main

[mild apex]

i actually like c4...

[mild apex]

anything but the spanish

[tropic plaza]

Why not

[mild apex]

risky

[tropic plaza]

How tho

[mild nest]

best opening

[mild apex]

i like simple openings

[graceful lintel]

Me watching same ep for 78th time instead of watching new anime

[mild apex]

except for my sicilian

[grim edge]

No more 2300 before summer??

end of summer

[mild nest]

shhhh im 500

[hushed cloak]

hi guys

[grim edge]

very real

[tropic plaza]

Iguess, spanish is complicated

[void tide]

hi

[mild nest]

im obviously still going for it

but my name is different since im 500 yknow

[grim edge]

Good luck then kek

[mild nest]

thanks

[tropic plaza]

Try nf3 d4

[hushed cloak]

!welcome @void tide

[stable jungle]

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[mild apex]

is it rly time for me to relearn d4

[hushed cloak]

lol

[graceful lintel]

I'm 1500 what do u guys think can I reach 2k by the end of this year 💀

[void tide]

bruh

[upbeat viper]

you sure can

[grim edge]

If you ask me, i believe yes if you try

[upbeat viper]

5 months is enough

[graceful lintel]

ty

[grim edge]

EXACTLY

[upbeat viper]

but it comes with work

[surreal arrow]

d4 forever

[craggy verge]

back

[graceful lintel]

👍 ty

[grim edge]

Me who didnt study chess and watched breaking bad instead

[craggy verge]

ok

[upbeat viper]

flexer

[grim edge]

E4 superior

[upbeat viper]

you're still 1k5 blitz tho'

[grim edge]

Goodluck icarwi

[mild apex]

ok, i think i could play nimzolarsen

[upbeat viper]

people call me the taunter

[grim edge]

Play Italian

[mild apex]

fake, everyone calls u bast

[upbeat viper]

shhh

[mild apex]

bast basting

[grim edge]

alright whats my odds of going from 1500 to 2000 in 2 months

[upbeat viper]

none

[grim edge]

GIVE ME odds 😄

[upbeat viper]

2k blitz is much harder

[grim edge]

W

[mild apex]

occasionally

[grim edge]

screenshot brb

[upbeat viper]