💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

Dont trust brillant moves

[wind hawk]

Why do you have a turtle emoji

[tawny zenith]

Am I trusted

[echo kestrel]

I'll say in a second 🙂

Daaang that's so low...

[dreamy siren]

Have self-confidence and passion

[lean bolt]

Because turtles are cool

[echo kestrel]

FRRR

[grim edge]

i was thinking more along the lines of openings, middle game strategy...

[wind hawk]

Are you cool?

[tawny zenith]

Can a mod help me

[grim edge]

Self love

👍

[lean bolt]

It depends on people's perception.

[tawny zenith]

anyone

[wind hawk]

What about your perception?

[lean bolt]

with that

[hasty iris]

I WIN AT LIFE

[tawny zenith]

I’ve been here for more then 7 days and I’m not trusted yet

[wind hawk]

Yo where to see these stats

[teal dragon]

Touch grass 😹

[sharp galleon]

I have 183 hours spent on bullet 💀

[hasty iris]

gatekeeping it cause im gonna make my own but ten times better

[lean bolt]

You need more games in your account maybe

[tawny zenith]

Ok

[lean bolt]

idk i'm not mod idk how it works

[sharp galleon]

[lean bolt]

don't take my advice

[echo kestrel]

Guys I don't think this is healthy 💀 💀 💀

[grim edge]

if only there were like 30 different pins on what the requirements are

[dreamy siren]

You'll need experience is really what it comes down to. All middlgames are different.

Opening recommendations
As white: ruy lopez, qg, catalan, or English

As black: against e4 sicilian or 1. E5. Against d4 nimzo, semi-slav or grünfeld

[digital phoenix]

0.8 seconds i think i wouldve flagged

[digital phoenix]

theres other requirements just /trust and see

[nimble niche]

where to find it?

[grim edge]

these are openings that could get me closed games? cuz if so nice

[tawny zenith]

I did them all

[echo kestrel]

chessti.me

[tawny zenith]

the thing is broken

[teal dragon]

Dayum a mixed diet is the healthiest

[tawny zenith]

I’ve been here for 7 days you can check

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[dreamy siren]

Those are just my general best recommendations

[dreamy siren]

@lean bolt This person is asking for opening recommendations to try to get closed positions...

[echo kestrel]

Duras Gambit declined is a closed position

[grim edge]

i dont really know if i wanna play gambits

[lean bolt]

If one side wants an open game, he WILL get it

[gritty sphinx]

Reaction

[last verge]

play czech benoni if you want to practice closed positions (and losing)

[teal dragon]

Queens gambit

[lean bolt]

do don't worry about closed and open, just play your best chess and you'll slowly get better at both

[grim edge]

ok

[tawny zenith]

wait

[drowsy lodge]

how do u check that

[sharp galleon]

Nimzowitsch, Phillidor or Pirc I guess

[grim edge]

i'll try queens gambit ig

[teal dragon]

Chessti.me

[lean bolt]

Anyways gonna sleep now, goodnight winners and caro kann losers

[grim edge]

How do i check sh*t like this

[echo kestrel]

Guys is my sleep schedule healthy? (I'm in this timezone btw)

[digital phoenix]

dude im so lucky people resign i dont think id be able to convert

[echo kestrel]

chessti.me

[drowsy lodge]

tanks

[dreamy siren]

Gn fellow winner!

[teal dragon]

So true 😭

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Rapid: 2023 (peak)
Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 2010 (peak)

[grim edge]

oh apparently i only have 20 hours on this account 💀

[nimble niche]

Wednesday 1am

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vincent (cellen01)

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Rapid: 2312 (peak)
Blitz: 2311 (peak)
Bullet: 2300 (peak)

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[sharp galleon]

what the hell

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2255 (peak)
Blitz: 2207 (2304 peak)
Bullet: 2211 (peak)

[tawny zenith]

/trusted

[sharp galleon]

why is my blitz at my peak when I’m only 2150

[nimble niche]

api glitch

[sharp galleon]

I gotta flex while I can then

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> underscorea

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1163 (peak)
Blitz: 800

[nimble niche]

theymade it that if the api glitch affects your elo, you get your peak shown

[lavish scaffold]

Wrong definition of peak

[minor owl]

all my recent games the computer says i am 1300+ good day ( i am 865)

[silent spear]

why do I get bad at chess during nighttime?

[grim edge]

probably tiredness?

[echo kestrel]

What

[minor owl]

ys same

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> togishere

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Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2004 (peak)
Blitz: 2164 (peak)
Bullet: 2204 (peak)

[echo kestrel]

All my stats are accurate

[split venture]

BECAUSE YOU NEED SLEEP

[grim edge]

i think albert wasnt expecting me to lose nearly 200 elo lol

[sharp galleon]

my blitz rn is 2150 something but the profile shows my peak which is 2300

[echo kestrel]

Idk tbh. I do pretty good

[hasty iris]

boutta make my own chesstime with 10x better UI

[split venture]

CHALLENGE ME?

[minor owl]

ur ratin ?

[echo kestrel]

Ahhh I see

[hasty iris]

this is how u get the start and end time of each game

[minor owl]

ur ratin ?

[echo kestrel]

Bet

[hasty iris]

connect ur account fam people are more likely to play with u

[echo kestrel]

PLAY ME RN

[hasty iris]

need 2 weeks and hire a developer to do front end

[minor owl]

bruh chill

[hasty iris]

(already have someone in mind tho)

[echo kestrel]

[echo kestrel]

YOU'RE SO GOOD

[minor owl]

ya i am aware

xqc watcher

[grim edge]

whaaat

[echo kestrel]

Is duras gambit a good opening 🥺

YAYYY

[minor owl]

no clue wtf that is but sure

[echo kestrel]

e4 f5 😄

[minor owl]

wuts ur ratin bruv ?

[hasty iris]

you crazy for that but i respect it

[hasty iris]

u can use the profile command to see any connected persons profile

[echo kestrel]

😄

[minor owl]

nah wtf

[echo kestrel]

Look at those high ratings that person is so good 💪

[digital phoenix]

blunder on move 2 bruv

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/game/computer/81638255 I'm amazing

[worn ice]

Komodo25 (3200) vs. Togishere (2204)

Move List

1. e4 f5 2. exf5 Nf6 3. d4 d5 4. Bd3 Nc6 5. Nf3 e6 6. fxe6 Bxe6 7. O-O Qd7 8. Ne5 Nxe5 9. dxe5 Ng4 10. Qe2 O-O-O 11. Nd2 h5 12. Nf3 Bc5 13. Bd2 h4 14. b4 Bb6 15. h3 Nh6 16. a4 a6 17. a5 Ba7 18. b5 axb5 19. a6 b6 20. Nxh4 Nf7 21. Ng6 Rh6 

[grim edge]

yo are there any free online sources you guys recommend for learning queen's gambit

[echo kestrel]

Blunder on move 1 smhhhh

I've only eaten one meal in the last 45 hours

[grim edge]

what

[echo kestrel]

Is 113 pounds at 5'8 normal?

[grim edge]

which gender

[echo kestrel]

male

[crystal shore]

bro had countless mate in 1’s and stalemated

[grim edge]

i'd say its a bit underweight but still healthy depending on how much of it is muscle mass

[split venture]

SOMEONE PLAY WITH ME

[echo kestrel]

Yay

[echo kestrel]

IN WHAT WAY

[grim edge]

yo...

[split venture]

IN CHESS

[echo kestrel]

BET

[split venture]

WHATS YOUR USERNAME?

[grim edge]

tell me if you get the duras gambit

[snow tundra]

.

Anyone wanna play?

[teal dragon]

DAMN BOY U SKINNY

[hasty iris]

insane move

[digital phoenix]

ok

[digital phoenix]

ur literally losing that

[hasty iris]

not me

im investigating a user that just stomped me

he plays komodo 3200 for fun

i wonder!

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> liquidloggin

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1134 (1143 peak)
Blitz: 790 (peak)
Bullet: 693 (777 peak)

[hasty iris]

how tf do u avoid cheat detection for this long 💀

[grim edge]

All were played in the same day

[hasty iris]

he literally won 50 games in a row since july

[grim edge]

Whats the rating?

[hasty iris]

800

but i just got stomped

[grim edge]

You got stomped by an 800?

[hasty iris]

im 1600 level actually higher since i dont play rated

yes

he crushed me 2 games

insane moves too

i beat 2000s in bullet. but got stomped by this 800

[grim edge]

Then in that case report them if you suspect them of cheating

[digital phoenix]

dude how do i get high rating estimate after a horrible bullet game

[hasty iris]

i did

im just wondering how he avoids cheat detection for so long

[digital phoenix]

theres no auto detection it normally takes like a day

[hasty iris]

june 8th 3 straight 90%+ games

since june 11th he hasnt lost a game 💀

[grim edge]

Thats intense focus and accuracy for an 800

[hasty iris]

it's like he has mastered cheating

[grim edge]

Nah he just has an excellent gaming chair

[hasty iris]

nah im serious

chesscom needs to really dig into this one

cause usually cheaters are banned within 3 days

this dude has pulled it off for 2 months

or longer even who knows

some of the accuracy is really low, i suspect potentially he plays moves and then turns the engine on in between idk

[grim edge]

If you keep jangling your chains over something you don't have much of an impact on, it's kinda pointless

[digital phoenix]

oh shit june i thought it was june this month pfffff

[hasty iris]

nah im just curious really

pretty impressive to avoid cheat detection for 2 months or even longer

[digital phoenix]

did he stop playing

when was the last time he played

cos i think if u just leave ur account after a while nothing would happen

[hasty iris]

i just played hi

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

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Rapid: 2309 (peak)
Blitz: 2379 (2424 peak)
Bullet: 2045 (2136 peak)

[digital phoenix]

my bullet is back up

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Prash Sharma (prashophobic)

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Rapid: 1374 (1682 peak)
Blitz: 1169 (1192 peak)
Bullet: 1024 (1634 peak)

[snow tundra]

1374 isn't that bad.

[digital phoenix]

no one said it was bad

[snow tundra]

Just saying.

[digital phoenix]

yeah 1300 1400 is like where people start otb

also i havent lost in 12 games

i dont wanna push my luck

[hasty iris]

looking like that account i just played

[digital phoenix]

i have draws thats the thing

and my wins are like 60 acc

[grim edge]

Dude's luck stat is at 8 out of 10

[snow tundra]

I

It sucks

[digital phoenix]

yeah i added some points to luck cos it was bad earlier

perfect 50%

[grim edge]

Dude finna having that chair giving +1 luck

[split venture]

otb? whats that

[grim edge]

Over the board

[digital phoenix]

alright im gonna push 1 game i want 2050

[split venture]

meaning what?

[grim edge]

Hi chat

[grim edge]

Well, "over the board"

Like you play on an actual board

[split venture]

oh, like a real life chess board?

[grim edge]

Yea

[split venture]

ok

[hasty iris]

@grim edgefam if u arent the real botez dad that name is insane

[grim edge]

sorry I'm a fan

I will change it

[hasty iris]

np but i just think it's a bit much to be so much of a fan u have ur handle named after them

(dont look at my discord name)

[grim edge]

changed it

thanks

[magic folio]

test

[hasty iris]

NO WAY

[lavish scaffold]

Ickles

[hasty iris]

bro won a rated bullet arena with 326 players

and still avoided the ban

HOW IS HE SO GOOD AT CHEATING

[grim edge]

I saw what you deleted.

[lavish scaffold]

damn

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[lavish scaffold]

Discord is too slow

[grim edge]

If only my neurons analyzed patterns like magnus then I'd ne the best

[grim edge]

who is magnus?

[grim edge]

Idk

[grim edge]

Dude finna trying to find a pattern in everything

[minor owl]

ur neurons dont analyze patterns 💀

[grim edge]

i think you have to grow those neuron connections by playing the game bud

[minor owl]

ur eyes do ur neurons are middle men

[grim edge]

I mean someone could probably be 2300 by memorization alone

[lavish scaffold]

What is erokuu cookin

[grim edge]

:((

[grim edge]

Dude forgot calculation and thinking but ok

[lavish scaffold]

💀

whatchu gonna memorize? Bong cloud?

[grim edge]

Time to memorize 70% of chess positions baby

[minor owl]

just play chess u will get better simple

u will get used to things

[steep isle]

unpopular takes, but i think you should play Stockfish if you want to improve your chess. Why I said that you may ask? Because by playing stockfish, without even know it you'll know what's the best Strategies/tactics that used by the best chess engine in the world and at the same if you play Stockfish you would try to defend against of all the best Strategies/Tactics and that makes you improve time by time and when you played against human, you'll stick into Stockfish play style and win all of your games

This is an open argument, give me your opinion about this

[lavish scaffold]

erokuu SERVED

[minor owl]

uh thats a very brute force way to go about it but sure

[grim edge]

Doesn't Magnus play against engine?

[grim edge]

Patterns are memorized

[digital phoenix]

clocked in the luck again

[steep isle]

that's what makes him The best

[grim edge]

magnus carlsen?

the great son of carl?

[digital phoenix]

im at 2055 again

[grim edge]

They are but they will not get you to 2300 alone

[nimble niche]

I've been crushing 1600s with bishop odds and beginners say they're good

[silent spear]

Why do I get worse during nighttime and is there any way to prevent this?

[grim edge]

try sleep

[grim edge]

What will I'm 1100 but also haven't played chess in a year

[grim edge]

Dont play during the nighttime

[minor owl]

its so fun to poke holes into ur opponents position and wait for them to blunder

[grim edge]

I wanna get back into it

9 out of 10 doctors recommend sleep

[grim edge]

You have not played chess in a year??

[grim edge]

No

[steep isle]

That's how Stockfish got their Strength right? We must copy engines/A.I method

[grim edge]

Okay buddy, i got the perfect solution

[grim edge]

Who's the 1 out of 10

[lavish scaffold]

Me

[steep isle]

imagine if you do that since you were 4

[minor owl]

the thing is we are humans they are not

[thorn yoke]

Hey, does anyone want to play chess and talk like an fps game

[digital phoenix]

those who have a doctorate in arts

[grim edge]

Even me

[grim edge]

this is so true

[minor owl]

so its a very brute force way u have to work really hard

[lavish scaffold]

What's a E-10 hotel

[grim edge]

So start off with rapid games, 10 mins or 15|10 ( i prefer 15|10), play a couple each day and make sure to do puzzles everyday, on chess.com if you dont have premium you get like 5 puzzles and then you can do puzzlerush

💀

[steep isle]

E-10 DEEZ NUTS

[minor owl]

EATEN DEEZ NUTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[grim edge]

OK

[digital phoenix]

the graph is gone

[grim edge]

Can u dm me this

[steep isle]

not me who fall for it@minor owl 😁

[grim edge]

lol where'd it go

[lavish scaffold]

Damn it

[minor owl]

I SET IT UP BRO U STOLE IT FROM ME

[twin moon]

If the engine doesn’t like something, does that mean it’s bad? I’ve been trying to create some new opening ideas for the bird to catch my opponent off guard but the engine does not like it much at all

[tawny zenith]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[twin moon]

Even if they seem promising imo

[steep isle]

LLLLLLLLLLLL

[lavish scaffold]

El Cheesy was too late

[grim edge]

is this good for a beginner?

[minor owl]

F

[grim edge]

Btw if you have any other questions, check out the FAQ in #1039982616159465595

[tawny zenith]

what is up gang

[twin moon]

I would say chesstempo is the best for puzzles. Free and better quality overall

[grim edge]

the engine is a cheater dude your opponents probably wont be 3900 rated

[grim edge]

hi

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

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Rapid: 2309 (peak)
Blitz: 2379 (2424 peak)
Bullet: 2055 (2136 peak)

[grim edge]

It's great

[twin moon]

Yea I figured, just checking

[minor owl]

the ceiling bozo

[grim edge]

thanks

[digital phoenix]

gonna need to farm more braindead people for 2.1k

[twin moon]

This is the position I’ve come up with

[tawny zenith]

Yes but

[silent spear]

Theoretically if I play stockfish against my opening and I learn what the best move against my opening is would that be a good way to improve it?

[grim edge]

I will try it

[tawny zenith]

How is everything going

[grim edge]

i dont know what im looking at but 👍

[lavish scaffold]

Brains

[grim edge]

There are other puzzle sites like chesspuzzle and lichess but i'd say chess.com puzzles are good enough for beginners

[tawny zenith]

trusted thing is broken for me

[minor owl]

the ceiling bozo

[twin moon]

That’s how I learnt the king and pawn vs king endgame funny enough

[nimble niche]

1600s are beyond garbage, change my mind

[twin moon]

Fair enough

[hasty iris]

no there's already theory for any opening u would play

[grim edge]

Birdy is 🔥

[tawny zenith]

😅

[grim edge]

wait.. then what am i 🥺

[minor owl]

bird is really annoying to play against

[digital phoenix]

new to chess

[grim edge]

this is so true

[hasty iris]

anyone significantly higher rated than u would say the same

[silent spear]

but what if I play against my opponents' common opening then I use stockfishes moves?

[digital phoenix]

just e5 and then play the game

[tawny zenith]

#remove slow mode

[nimble niche]

I'm crushing 1600s with bishop odds on my second account

[minor owl]

its more like a python strangling me i have no space

[hasty iris]

that's called theory

[nimble niche]

On my 2nd account I'm crushing 1600s with bishop odds

[twin moon]

From’s gambit is a glorified trick line, although it does work when people don’t do their homework

[digital phoenix]

@nimble niche 2200 blitz is beyond garbage, change my mind

[grim edge]

Did you try c5 against e4?

[digital phoenix]

i dont even know the theory bro i just randomly play

[minor owl]

alpha zero play style is the same as bird players just suffocate the opponents with ur pawns

[hasty iris]

my gm friend would clean u with queen odds in bullet adoption fr

[twin moon]

Nah I don’t blame you, just sayin

[digital phoenix]

my one loss in otb tournament was from bird actually

[twin moon]

Have a good day 👍

[minor owl]

i am not smart enough to know what u are talking about i am 800

[nimble niche]

I would win if he had queen odds in blitz

[grim edge]

how do you all have so high ratings?

[digital phoenix]

trade queen and grab bishop obviously

[hasty iris]

cause it's blitz 💀

[twin moon]

Play and study pretty often

[minor owl]

we dont

[hasty iris]

but he wouldnt call you trash cause he knows hes better than u

[grim edge]

Okay then complaining about space after e4 e5 is odd

[grim edge]

👍

[digital phoenix]

i dont study we are different

[hasty iris]

be humble

[twin slate]

Send noods pls

[grim edge]

mods

@ mods

[hasty iris]

mods are gone tonight unfortunately

[twin slate]

I have rizz

[grim edge]

a majority of people in this discord server are focused on improvement and so you'll see more people with higher ratings here

[minor owl]

valid

[nimble niche]

I would win in bullet in the majority of games

[tawny zenith]

can someone give me my trusted role pls

[minor owl]

stfu

[grim edge]

noted

[nimble niche]

if he had queen odds

[twin moon]

Well we can agree that the character in your pfp partially Carries the manga she is from, so cute

[hasty iris]

you think so until he adopts u

[grim edge]

why are you being mean?

[silent spear]

Theoretically if I play my opening and stockfish plays the best defense then I switch stockfish to play on my side I will know the best offense to the best defense of my opening

[minor owl]

mb

[twin moon]

I haven’t seen it in so long but regardless I stand by that

[nimble niche]

not with queen odds, he can definitely do it in a normal game though

[hasty iris]

trust me i play my fm friend queen odds and lose 80% of games. that gm friend adopts the FM any day

[grim edge]

i recommend learning openings from others, like in books or online resources. often times they explain the principles behind the moves, and they're checking it with stockfish themselves.

[digital phoenix]

how do u lose with a queen

[hasty iris]

u should try it and get destroyed then u will know

i won like 4 games and lost 20

[silent spear]

But I've learnt tactics and strategy so theoretically I would know what the move meant.

[bright glade]

low depth browser stockfish isnt going to give you the best best moves

[digital phoenix]

i can 4/20 without queen odds

[grim edge]

Lasagna will win definitely

[hasty iris]

clown talk

u dont even understand how good these players are

[grim edge]

2500 elo you would theoretically have learnt the tactics and strategy.

Rating difference between them and FM might be big but lasagna has queen odds

2500 elo is grandmaster

[digital phoenix]

ive beaten titled players without queen odds

but thats saying if i have time maybe

[grim edge]

Eric when he was still untitled beat a GM

[hasty iris]

yeah but they arent 2850 titled players WFM's are 1800

[grim edge]

Good genes

[bright glade]

CHAT
ITS Elo not elo or ELO

[grim edge]

elo there

[silent spear]

do you get gm from being a certain rating or is it a title earned from championships

[grim edge]

you have to play championships

[silent spear]

Tell me why this is the right spelling

[grim edge]

Certain rating plus norms

[hasty iris]

bro said 4/20 without queen odds 💀 2800 vs 2000 u will take max 1 game due to luck

[bright glade]

becasue thats the name of the rating in FIDE

[grim edge]

dang it you beat me to it

[tawny zenith]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1138373962305388585

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[silent spear]

what about normal chess

[bright glade]

use /trust and send the screenshot

[nimble niche]

chess.com elo is a joke

[grim edge]

i mean people still know what you mean by "elo". its like casually talking about it, (like how im not capitalizing any of the other letters in my messages)

[grim edge]

Define normal chess

[tawny zenith]

Ok in DMs?

[grim edge]

send me too

[bright glade]

chess.com uses Glicko-1 system, which can be called rating
lichess uses Glicko-2, its also better to just call these both ratings

[dark yew]

sometimes it is yeah

[digital phoenix]

do u realize u dont need trust to send images in chess talk

[nimble niche]

They're trolling, just ignore

[bright glade]

...yes

[silent spear]

so why would it be Elo instead of ELO

[nimble niche]

it doesn't stand for anything

[silent spear]

what does ELO even stand for

[bright glade]

cuz its not an abbreviation

[digital phoenix]

eeeeeeeeeel

[nimble niche]

The band Electric Light Orchestra

[silent spear]

then what the heck is it's meaning

[hasty iris]

it's a name

[grim edge]

yo mastering wayward queen just predicted this question what

[grim edge]

Elo is named after it's inventor

[hasty iris]

Elo is a name of a dude

[nimble niche]

It's the name of the person who created it

[grim edge]

it's rating

i think

[tawny zenith]

Check DMs

[silent spear]

I thought it was Experience Level Online

[twin moon]

I’m still gonna do ELO because it always autocorrects to all caps at this point

[grim edge]

eh. i dont capitalize names when im referencing them casually. same thing with elo as a term

[nimble niche]

self reacting

[grim edge]

elo stands for eleveated level orientation

[nimble niche]

you can remove the autocorrect suggestion though

[silent spear]

idc im still calling it ELO, it didn't come from John chess so it's not official💪

[twin moon]

It has its times where it comes in clutch

[grim edge]

when im on mobile i rely heavily on autocorrect im ngl. its so useful for me

[bright glade]

500 ELO isn't a thing anyways so

[tawny zenith]

Oh only 1 hour till I’m trusted

[nimble niche]

"guys my electric light orchestra is 500"

[twin moon]

There are just those few words like repertoire

Completely unexpected spelling imo

[digital phoenix]

repertoire

[nimble niche]

French people spell things weirdly

[grim edge]

nah i just have fat fingers and in every single word i mess up

[twin moon]

I use tablet but when I use my phone, that definitely is an issue 💀

[silent spear]

I thought it was repetoire

[grim edge]

you learned otherwise

[twin moon]

Tablet May not be portable to the degree of a phone, but god is it comfy for general uses

[twin moon]

Yea I was thinking something across those lines before I learn the correct spelling (via chess)

[silent spear]

I say (reh•puh•twar)

[grim edge]

yeah thats how you pronounce it surely

[digital phoenix]

squire

[hard gyro]

W h a t

[twin moon]

Yea I say it that way aswell

[grim edge]

oh i pronounce the last syllable like noir

[twin moon]

Guess the r is just silent

Or very faint

[silent spear]

SAME

[twin moon]

I pronounce it “twar” with an “arrr” r

[hard gyro]

Same

[hard gyro]

I thought the r was very faint

[grim edge]

pretty much the same thing

[twin moon]

Mb, referring more to the a

[hard gyro]

Just twa

People who pronounce the last part as toyer are monsters.

[grim edge]

no way that happens

[digital phoenix]

twarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[hard gyro]

It does, sadly.

[nimble niche]

repeater

[grim edge]

respiration

[digital phoenix]

mitochondria

[silent spear]

Google agrees with my pronunciation

[hard gyro]

Golgi apparatus.

[digital phoenix]

ribosome

[hard gyro]

Lysosome

[next geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-trap-gif-20230931

[grim edge]

nucleolus

[hard gyro]

Smooth Endoplasmic reticulum

[nimble niche]

I don't add the r sound at the end

[grim edge]

ser >

[digital phoenix]

rer

[hard gyro]

No, type the full thing like a man

[hard gyro]

Nucleoid.

[nimble niche]

Vacuole

[grim edge]

no one will stop me from the rer ser

[hard gyro]

Cell wall

[nimble niche]

Cell membrane

[hard gyro]

Cytoplasm

[twin moon]

It’s amazing how onomatopoeia isn’t that hard of a word

[digital phoenix]

vesicle

[grim edge]

my favorite word is sequoia

[hard gyro]

Chloroplast

[twin moon]

Endoplasmic recticulum

[hard gyro]

Already said that

[nimble niche]

Golgi body

[twin moon]

Dang

[grim edge]

its probably not actually but its up there

[hard gyro]

I thought it was Golgi apparatus

[digital phoenix]

same thing

[silent spear]

mitosis

[grim edge]

golgi body is another accepted term for it

[hard gyro]

Anyways, leucoplasts

[nimble niche]

I think both are correct

[hard gyro]

Got it

To keep it simple, plastids.

[last verge]

i understand

[nimble niche]

mitosis and meiosis are processes in the cell, not cell organelles

[hard gyro]

Incorrect. Eliminated.

[digital phoenix]

im so good at fifa ong

[silent spear]

oh you're listing organelles

[grim edge]

nuclear membrane

[hard gyro]

Ribosomes

[grim edge]

ooh ooh do me do me

[digital phoenix]

keep ur enemies close u know

[next geyser]

no

[nimble niche]

Centriole

[grim edge]

i was too late

[digital phoenix]

Anyway almost there

[grim edge]

is this rocket league

[nimble niche]

I don't know any more

[digital phoenix]

fifa mobile

[hard gyro]

Umm, pseudopodia.

[latent pebble]

zamn ass

[hard gyro]

Does that count?

[grim edge]

i dont remember that one

it looks like a condition lol

Anyone wanna play unratrd

[hard gyro]

Basically fake limbs used by animal cells to help engulf food.

[grim edge]

unrated

[silent spear]

plasma membrane

[grim edge]

it reminds me of amoebas

[digital phoenix]

literally better than u

[grim edge]

anyone wanna play unrated?

[hard gyro]

Guard cells.

NVM, not that

[latent pebble]

deception

[hard gyro]

Umm, lemme think

[silent spear]

Microtubules

[grim edge]

I don't have an account yet

[hard gyro]

Genes in the nucleus.

[grim edge]

Not the chess is racist man

[grim edge]

oh okay

[silent spear]

Golgi complex

[grim edge]

what's that

[grim edge]

we used it

[hard gyro]

Nope.

[silent spear]

Bruh

[hard gyro]

Already used it as Golgi apparatus.

[grim edge]

this guy looked up "list of organelles" on google bruh there's no way

[latent pebble]

The third one isn't necessarily to shabby

[dreamy siren]

Chess Beginner Bingo stuff beginners do/say

[grim edge]

i have never heard it be called the golgi complex

[grim edge]

i play sicilian and my elo is 709

[grim edge]

"Don't play Sicilian until 2000" wtf?

[hard gyro]

Fr. I am just remembering Class 10 biology lmao

[latent pebble]

there are moves that no human can comprehend

[grim edge]

it's cool

[dreamy siren]

That's awesome you should continue playing it!

[grim edge]

okay 🙂

[dreamy siren]

Yep that's dumb advice

[silent spear]

I remember mitochondrial membrane

[grim edge]

I know where it came from

It came from Gotham's 10 min Sicilian video

I like the karo kan

I very much disagree with Gotham's statement

[hard gyro]

Mmmmmmnope. No one knows about that unless you're doing Honors in biology.

[grim edge]

Cawo Kann

[dreamy siren]

Quite possibly I know lots of people give that advice and it's just bad advice

[grim edge]

I like the Rooks pawn openibg

[grim edge]

howd someone even get that ss

[grim edge]

Sicilian isn't just theory nor will it murder anyone if it gets played but Gotham is scared for beginners and intermediates so much he literally said "Don't play Sicilian until 2000"

[nimble niche]

you're not the only one

[dreamy siren]

Yeah. Why not?

[hard gyro]

Let's do the game with outer space stuff. I'll start.

Neutron Stars.

[grim edge]

If you look at the comments under the video, a lot of people disagree with Gotham's statement

[digital phoenix]

earth

[hard gyro]

Sun

[nimble niche]

Pulsars

[keen parrot]

you shouldn't play the Sicilian up to 2000, or at any level for that matter

[hard gyro]

Black hole

[grim edge]

Lets goooo, at any level

[silent spear]

I just started using Google after you guys said ribosome, lisosome, mitochondria, golgi bodies/apparatus, centrioles, nucleus, nucleolus, and centrioles

[dreamy siren]

Yeah I started playing it at 1000 and improved a lot around then tbh. I think it's good for people's long-term improvement to play objectively really good openings like sicilian

[grim edge]

one of the 1,000,000 moons attached to jupiter (exaggerated)

[next geyser]

sir have **YOU 👉 ** heard of:

inspect element?

[dreamy siren]

Ok 600

[keen parrot]

e5 > c5

play me and find out bruh

[hard gyro]

No one else?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tilt

This is the Chess.com profile of tilt. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2346 (peak)
Blitz: 2386 (2525 peak)
Bullet: 2441 (2572 peak)

[grim edge]

nvm

[nimble niche]

Asteroid

[keen parrot]

im deadass higher rated than you

[grim edge]

i did it @hard gyro

[grim edge]

is this real?

[grim edge]

Good opinion, i personally prefer c5 but e5 is solid too

[hard gyro]

Andromeda

[dreamy siren]

I mean e5 is good but so is c5 you suggesting no one should play sicilian is horrible advice

[hard gyro]

Name it lmao

[nimble niche]

Galaxy

[silent spear]

milky way galaxy

[grim edge]

darn it

[maiden mesa]

andrew tate has done more to hurt the chess community than anybody else in the history of chess ngl

[hard gyro]

Solar flares

[keen parrot]

bro changed his tone

[versed zinc]

????

[silent spear]

acid rain on that one planet

[nimble niche]

Supernova

[hard gyro]

Mmmno, I don't think that should count.

[grim edge]

I didn't even know he played chess and frankly i don't give a damn

[hard gyro]

Io

[silent spear]

ok

[keen parrot]

ive never lost to magnus

[dreamy siren]

Ok 600

[grim edge]

ive never lost to magnus either. what a coincidence

[keen parrot]

play me

[nimble niche]

Sun

[dreamy siren]

Read my bio

[grim edge]

I never lost to Fischer 💪

[hard gyro]

Already said that

[nimble niche]

Planet

[grim edge]

can I play you?

[keen parrot]

i would adopt you in bullet zzzz

[hard gyro]

Ganymede

[bright glade]

how u gon diss him and say no

thats just 😭

[keen parrot]

bro talks trash and then ducks

[grim edge]

whats the origin of your banner

[nimble niche]

Satellites

[keen parrot]

its just a background image that i liked

[dreamy siren]

Oh I'm a really slow player so that could be true idk how good you are at bullet

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-kitty-cat-happy-excited-gif-20777520

[hard gyro]

Betelguese (?)

[silent spear]

comets

[nimble niche]

Asteroid belt

[grim edge]

i love this gif. i use it all the time and have it favorited

[grim edge]

I remember seeing some edit this cat to look like its jumping over rope

[keen parrot]

still, dont talk trash when you dont want to play

[hard gyro]

Kuiper Belt

[grim edge]

ew you're 600 tilt?

[keen parrot]

makes you seem like a fool

[grim edge]

It reminds me of a person i know irl

[nimble niche]

Binary star

[grim edge]

he is really high rated

[hard gyro]

Supergiant Star

[grim edge]

really? how high

[nimble niche]

vimun is a real 600

[nimble niche]

Dwarf planets

[keen parrot]

yeah i am actually a 600, this is my brothers account

[grim edge]

above 2000 rating

[hard gyro]

White Dwarf

[grim edge]

oh shit ima look up

[dreamy siren]

Typical toxic chess player on the internet who tries to make fun of someone for not wanting to play a game

[nimble niche]

Brown dwarf

[silent spear]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT

[hard gyro]

Deimos

[keen parrot]

dude you called me a 600 before i showed my profile

[grim edge]

@keen parrot let's play a game

[maiden mesa]

bro tells stories about when he was little, like bro, yesterday?

[grim edge]

purple dwarf

[hard gyro]

That exists???

[grim edge]

oh. i thought we were just putting colors next to them

[dreamy siren]

The joke of "Ok 600" isn't meant to be taken seriously get cultured bro

[grim edge]

play me after

[keen parrot]

"get cultured bro" 😭

[hard gyro]

No, Brown and White dwarfs are type of stars lmao

[grim edge]

you legit called him as 600 elo lmao

[nimble niche]

Typical 400 elo chat

[silent spear]

blue dwarf star(red dwarf)

[hard gyro]

Phobos.

Idk if blue dwarf exists

[grim edge]

Bru tilt didn't respond 😔

[keen parrot]

that server bruh 💀

[dreamy siren]

Yeah it's a joke on chess discord servers we say when someone says something about chess that we find stupid

[silent spear]

It's a stage of the red-dwarfs

[hard gyro]

Cool.

Phobos.

[nimble niche]

pretty successful day bullying 1600s by giving them bishop odds and still winning

[keen parrot]

yea sorry im not playing much rn, you can send me a daily challenge tho if you want, i accept those always

[grim edge]

yellow dwarf

[grim edge]

the joke doesn't apply to ppl higher than u

[grim edge]

All's good

[hard gyro]

Alpha Centauri

[silent quest]

What's a daily challenge

[keen parrot]

daily chess

[dreamy siren]

You would think people wouldn't take the "ok 600" joke seriously but apparently these people exist...

[grim edge]

wait that one exists?

[grim edge]

Daily chess

i just wanted to put colors next to the names again that time

int main() {
  rez(sunkiausiuos_kuprines_svoris(),du_kartus_lengvesniu_kupriniu_radimas(sunkiausiuos_kuprines_svoris()));
  return 0;
}```
i <3 c++, this task had so so many specific rules but i managed to cramp it in under 50 lines once again :)

[silent quest]

Whats daily chess

[hard gyro]

It's a star, I am 90% sure.

[bright glade]

ip grabber

[grim edge]

want to play me?

[keen parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801670443382997142/870383183198310470/image0-1.gif

[teal dragon]

NUGETTE IN THE CHAT

[grim edge]

It's a tc where you get a day or more for your moves

omg alice

[grim edge]

blud thats a c++ exam task main function 💀

[keen parrot]

😏

[grim edge]

And after each move, the time resets back to 1 or whatever time you picked

[silent spear]

Red giant star

Does this count?

[bright glade]

i p g r a b b e r

[nimble niche]

Isn't alpha centauri the star system and proxima centauri is the star?

[grim edge]

No thanks

[grim edge]

😏

[hard gyro]

Sure.

Proxima Centauri.

[teal dragon]

😏

[grim edge]

how r u this dumb and 2000+?

[silent quest]

@grim edge oh that chess with the sun's emoji

[bright glade]

bro im messing with you

[teal dragon]

Ip grabber

[hard gyro]

Not too sure.

But Alpha Centauri still counts as outer space stuff, right?

[keen parrot]

ye

[bright glade]

no way u actually thought i was serious

[grim edge]

Ya

[grim edge]

i mean its a serious accusation so

[teal dragon]

Blud plays f3 g4

[nimble niche]

Just googled and alpha centauri is the system of the three stars, Rigil Kentaurus, Toliman and Proxima Centauri

[bright glade]

ITS A LINE OF CODE HOW AM I GONNA ACCUSE OF AN IP GRABBER

[teal dragon]

[silent spear]

Giant star

[bright glade]

most people wont even know how to run that

[grim edge]

should've bought a waterproof bag

[hard gyro]

The three pole stars.

It still counts as Outer Space Stuff.

[grim edge]

Damn rain sucks man, it's been raining here for weeks already

[grim edge]

carbon atoms 🧌

[hard gyro]

Hmmm, Europa

[teal dragon]

Hydrophobic

[keen parrot]

throw it into a body of water and find out

[hard gyro]

No

[silent spear]

supergiant star

[grim edge]

experiment

[grim edge]

why not :( its outer space stuff

[hard gyro]

Already said it.

[keen parrot]

for science

[grim edge]

it just happens to also be non-outer space stuff too

[bright glade]

thought only i had that

[rocky flare]

I love everyone in chat❤️

[nimble niche]

Do Dyson spheres count? None has ever been found to exist, only theoretically possible

[teal dragon]

Aint europa a moon tho

[grim edge]

yikes science, only for nerds

[silent spear]

Red supergiant?

[bright glade]

rip

[hard gyro]

Sure, I say that they count.

[teal dragon]

Tell him stay mad hoe

[hard gyro]

Ok.

Wormholes (theoretically.)

[silent quest]

Science is for nerds

[grim edge]

Oh hell naw 💀

yeah it is

[silent spear]

white holes(theoretical)

[grim edge]

can't relate

[hard gyro]

Big Bang

[teal dragon]

The only white hole is my-

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

@ mods

[grim edge]

i doubt its white

guys what free online sources do you recommend for learning the queen's gambit 😄

[grim edge]

Only big bang i know of is Big Bang Theory

[keen parrot]

lmao

[grim edge]

@hearty dome

[hard gyro]

It's basically what started this universe, according to scientists.

[silent quest]

Watch levy

[silent spear]

Nebula

[bright glade]

the mod role is "Server Mod"

[teal dragon]

Damn bro it gets regulat white coats of paint tho

[hard gyro]

Said.

[nimble niche]

shh

[grim edge]

thanks you

[keen parrot]

do you bleach it or sum

[bright glade]

nah let him cook

[keen parrot]

@sever mod

[grim edge]

only one try and you failed

[silent spear]

Universal web?

[grim edge]

@forevermod

[nimble niche]

@severemod

[hard gyro]

I won't accept it.

[silent spear]

Dang

[grim edge]

i so do not believe this girl

[grim edge]

I know i know, i was joking cause it reminded me of the series

[teal dragon]

Shush lets not talk about what u admitted yesterday night

[grim edge]

oh right its mr senor and neurolink

[hard gyro]

Because if I did, I could also just say "Space-Time Fabric"

[keen parrot]

ayo why even bring that up wtf

[grim edge]

what did he admit...

The series itself sometimes has stuff related to the big bang although its usually Sheldon arguing with his mother

[hard gyro]

Hey, I am the nicer one.

[silent spear]

Right

[nimble niche]

Would artificial satellites be different to satellites?

[dawn totem]

no

[silent spear]

have you said moons

[grim edge]

im feeling very left out and ignored in this conversation right now.

[hard gyro]

No, I would take it as an answer.

[grim edge]

me too

[hard gyro]

Gotta name it, unless it's Earth's moon.

[grim edge]

Trust me sweetheart, others are too

[teal dragon]

:) sorted

[nimble niche]

Space junk is an answer right?

[dawn totem]

i can confirm i am actually a satalise

[silent spear]

Earth's moon

[hard gyro]

Acceptable

[teal dragon]

Satalise 😔😔

[grim edge]

Yooo actual satalise in chat

[hard gyro]

Quasar

[dawn totem]

haha

[grim edge]

morphy!! i wanna learn the queens gambit opening as white online for free. where should i go

[silent spear]

Oh yeah

Meteoroids

[keen parrot]

i did NOT

[hard gyro]

Meteorites.

[grim edge]

what did he confess?

[thorn yoke]

@wraith flower is 9 @clear sequoia

[silent spear]

Kuiper Belt Objects

[teal dragon]

EW PUS IS LEAKING OUT MY CUT

[hard gyro]

Haha, very funny.

[thorn yoke]

Join the vc

[dawn totem]

nice

[grim edge]

Well to be fairly honest with you, i dont know shi about QG but you can look on chessable for courses, on lichess for studies or on youtube for some video on the QG

[dawn totem]

pyogenic infection

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-pokémon-lickitung-tongue-licking-gif-516234429782104510

[dawn totem]

pyogenic

[grim edge]

Gotham has a video on the QG, i remember that cause it had a cringe thumbnail

[hard gyro]

Hummmmm, idk, ig Ursa Major

[silent spear]

Can it be an event?

[hard gyro]

Sure

[thorn yoke]

There is a 9 year old in the vc

[silent spear]

Meteor showers

[hard gyro]

Craters

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

👍 i was thinking about chessable but i dont know which free course to study. i cant find a free one specifically for queen's gambit, just "1. d4" ones

[nimble niche]

record them

[latent pebble]

Did they confirm that?

[thorn yoke]

Join

[grim edge]

Well a 1. d4 course will probably include a section on the Queen's Gambit

[latent pebble]

there is like tons of squeakers that are 13+

[grim edge]

If it doesn't, it's a weird course

[silent spear]

Space dust

[thorn yoke]

Join

[grim edge]

oh so should i just ignore all the other parts of the course

[hard gyro]

Dark Matter

[grim edge]

Depends, are you interested in learning stuff like Nimzo Indian Defense?

[thorn yoke]

Yes

[latent pebble]

belugafan my fav

[grim edge]

nah, just queen's gambit for now

[teal dragon]

Gotta let it air out tho

[nimble niche]

just record them admitting to it

[keen parrot]

just did

[thorn yoke]

I can't

Hhahaah

[hard gyro]

I am a huge nerd for outer space stuff.

[grim edge]

Then yeah you can ignore the sections unrelated with QG since it is it's own opening, i'd recommend being comfortable with QGD the most and also knowing how to respond if you get hit with QGA and Slav Defense

[latent pebble]

watch kurzegasgt

[grim edge]

oki

[silent spear]

Electron matter

[grim edge]

If QGA occurs, 2 pawns in the center babyyyyy

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179>

[hard gyro]

One of my favourite channels currently.

[hard gyro]

Good choice.

Scorpio

[rose thunder]

“eimonleenein”

[thorn yoke]

The name is drone4112

[silent spear]

Electron

[latent pebble]

server boxes are mildly irritating

[fossil epoch]

how old are you?

[grim edge]

That's an adorable bunny pfp

[hard gyro]

No.

[rose thunder]

14

[grim edge]

💀 they wouldnt accept carbon atom. i dont think this is gonna work

[strange skiff]

who’s that?

[thorn yoke]

Thank you

[fossil epoch]

that wasn't an actual question lmao

[latent pebble]

belugafan

[silent spear]

Neutron star?

[thorn yoke]

@wraith flower

[keen parrot]

@wraith flower

[rose thunder]

you asked, I answered lol

[hard gyro]

Said it.

[grim edge]

@wraith flower

[thorn yoke]

Join the vc

[fossil epoch]

I guess I can blame ya

[latent pebble]

you can see it turn green when the kid is talking

[fossil epoch]

can't

[thorn yoke]

Join the vc

[strange skiff]

thanks guys

[grim edge]

hello beluga fan seven hundred eighty-six.

[keen parrot]

np

[hard gyro]

Hi Anitta!

[silent spear]

Proton

[grim edge]

is anitta the owner?

[fossil epoch]

shhhh

[grim edge]

This u?

[hard gyro]

No.

[latent pebble]

no

[grim edge]

oh ok

[grim edge]

Lmaooooo

[rose thunder]

I can’t get over the little “eimonleenein” thing

[hard gyro]

Proton is a subatomic particle 🤌

[latent pebble]

bro think he joobi

[fossil epoch]

nahhhh wtf where did you get that pic

[grim edge]

Twitter

[strange skiff]

aimonleenein make me cackle not gonna lie

[grim edge]

from greg16666935420's tweet

[grim edge]

Dude is sounding guilty even 💀

[silent spear]

Quantum star?

[rose thunder]

Greg sounds like a ladies man fr fr

[hard gyro]

Fancy.

Imma go simple with Saturn.

[silent spear]

Pluto

[hard gyro]

Said that already.

[grim edge]

like mickey's dog?

[grim edge]

Greg will be the referee at the musk vs zuck fight 💀💀💀

[grim edge]

Greg has a good mentality

[fossil epoch]

that was completely intentional
or was it?

[silent spear]

Mars

[keen parrot]

did you even talk idk

[hard gyro]

Neptune

[grim edge]

It was intentional

@strange skiff r u team zuck or team musk in the fight thing?

[rose thunder]

I’ve seen this, this is pure brilliancy on the kids part

[silent spear]

Mercury

[hard gyro]

Venus

[grim edge]

keeping up with the billionnaires

[rose thunder]

zuck is pretty short I think

[silent spear]

Jupiter

[hasty iris]

@strange skiff Found a user who has slipped through cheat detection for 2 months! They won a rated arena with over 300 players. I just lost to them (they are half my rating)

Any chance for a manual report to the fair play team from you?

[grim edge]

Anyone under 10ft is short

[strange skiff]

I couldn’t care less I hope they both get concussions and knock each other out at the same time in a cartoonish manner so everyone laughs at them

[rose thunder]

how old is he I forgot

[grim edge]

That’s pretty mean considering both are good people so some extent

[strange skiff]

You can forward it to me via dms or email! I’ll report to fair play 🙂

[grim edge]

musk is a genius

[hard gyro]

Cancer

[silent spear]

Uranus

[grim edge]

bro i thought you replied to @hasty iris 's message with this LOL it looked immediate too. i was not expecting the "i hope they both get concussions"

[grim edge]

dm me

[strange skiff]

hoarding billions of dollars in a world of scarcity is in an of itself an immoral act

[hard gyro]

Orion

[strange skiff]

but its also 5AM so imma go to sleep

lol

[rose thunder]

zuck and Jeff Bezos are both 5’7

[fossil epoch]

nahhhhhh

[grim edge]

but he earned it with hard work

[silent spear]

I don't believe in signs but

Aquarius?

[grim edge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/t2MBIF1DOFI?feature=share

[strange skiff]

his parents had an emerald mine

he didnt earn jack

[hard gyro]

They are constellations too, btw.

Leo

[grim edge]

oh

[grim edge]

sleepwell<33

[strange skiff]

see yall 🙂

[hard gyro]

Bye Anitta

[grim edge]

bye anitta

[fossil epoch]

have a joyful sleep

[grim edge]

But at least musk is using it to make humanity have a better future

[keen parrot]

gn

[grim edge]

.. by buying twitter and acting like a kid

gn

[rose thunder]

bro zuck is a TWIG he weighs 150 pounds

[silent spear]

Aries

[hard gyro]

Literally making a Plan B if we destroy Earth lmao

[thorn yoke]

If you are 1500 elo at lichess

[strange skiff]

he really isn’t. He’s finding a way to screw off to mars while the rest of the billionaires destroy the planet.

[rose thunder]

68 kilos

[hasty iris]

Dmed 🙏

[grim edge]

Its only a question of time lol

[strange skiff]

but fr sleep

cya

[rose thunder]

gn

[grim edge]

gn

[hard gyro]

Core

[grim edge]

Well he cant control the other billionaires so at least hes doing the only thing he can

[silent spear]

Sagittarius

[gloomy vector]

👀👀

[hard gyro]

Pisces