💬〡general-off-topic

[tepid finch]

high chess with friends seems fun

[tidal violet]

Botez gambit all the way

[fiery oriole]

Are you gay?

[slow dirge]

you have the dad jokes license now

congrats

[rigid vector]

Only for fembous

[fiery oriole]

Why are you gay

[hexed tundra]

What brown and stixky

[torpid lintel]

Because he get bad habits of playing lot of games after lose. I did same when I was 1695 I lose 300 points in 2 days

[silent spear]

I do that but I get stuck in gambits and traps since people like GOTHAM wanna tell 500s how to get better

[tepid finch]

a stick

[hexed tundra]

A stick

[fluid bear]

anyone rated around 2100 rapid want to play a 60 minute game with me?

[rigid vector]

400 elo here I fome

[fiery oriole]

May god help you you have mental illness

[idle ember]

can I play you? Im not 2000 though

[torpid lintel]

!welcome if you want you can connect

[stable jungle]

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[fluid bear]

what's ur rapid

[idle ember]

im 1700

[tidal violet]

Only winstreaks or lose streak

[silent spear]

I don't like lichess because I can't change the theme

[tidal violet]

No in between

[fluid bear]

I'm trying to find people rated higher than me in rapid to improve sorry

[torpid lintel]

xD

[idle ember]

all good

[silent spear]

no I just like the way chess.com looks(it's theme)

[jovial vector]

I think if I focused more on elo I’d be 800 already but I only play 3 to 4 games a day

[idle ember]

guys I wanna get trusted role how do i get it and who will give it to me

[jovial vector]

And do puzzles mostly with puzzle rush

[digital phoenix]

!trusted @idle ember

[stable jungle]

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[torpid lintel]

Bot will give it to you after few days

[silent spear]

I'm scared that I'm gonna lose 500 ELO so I don't play a lot

[jovial vector]

What’s the point in meant a trusted member

Being

[hasty iris]

..... just for puzzles man u dont gotta play on lichess

[silent spear]

Image perms

[hexed tundra]

VII is 7 in roman numerals innit

[idle ember]

ahh i need to be in the server for 7 days

[jovial vector]

Who cares about image perms

[tidal violet]

U don't get better by not playing...

[silent spear]

no it generally hurts my eyes the theme that lichess has

[hexed tundra]

Is VII 7 in roman numeral

[jovial vector]

Im just happy to be here 😂

[tidal violet]

I think so

[hasty iris]

what do u play on...

[silent spear]

Yes

[silent spear]

I used to play on PC but mobile now

My pc broke 😦

[idle ember]

tommorow ill be able to ge tthe role

[hasty iris]

u can change everything on lichess tho

piece set, board, background

[silent spear]

I can?

[hasty iris]

yes...

[tidal violet]

Isn't lichess rating messy?

[silent spear]

ok I'll try it

[tidal violet]

Idk never tried it

[hasty iris]

no who said that

[hexed tundra]

Guys sad news about my child

[silent spear]

on lichess I got rated 1400

[tepid finch]

how are you gonna improve if you dont play

[hexed tundra]

I killed my chikd

[tidal violet]

Lichess > Chess.com?

[hexed tundra]

I forgor to feed him

[tidal violet]

Or no

[grim edge]

I lost another game, im now on a 14 loss streak and im at 1601 @hasty iris

[idle ember]

Broo have you seen lichess rating they have legit inflated

everyone who plays lichess and chess.com will have a higher lichess rating

[grim edge]

it becomes the same at like 2k

[hasty iris]

depends for what purposes

[grim edge]

I did not win a single game in 3 days

[hasty iris]

big rip

[tidal violet]

Queens Gambit Or London

[grim edge]

im actualy terrible at this game

[echo kestrel]

Oh crap I didn't know that would actually ping

[grim edge]

caro kann

[silent spear]

I'm better at coding a game than playing chess

[tidal violet]

Yeah that's what I play for black

[grim edge]

play it as white too

[tidal violet]

Uh???

[nova verge]

😎

[hexed tundra]

Whos good at uhh geoguesst

[grim edge]

I will play my last game today, if I drop down to 1500 I will actually not play for a week @hasty iris

[silent spear]

py, Lua, and c++

[hexed tundra]

If ur good at geoguessr say underwear

[hasty iris]

dont 💀

[silent spear]

I was gonna but my pc broke

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

too late

rousseau gambit too 😎

[hexed tundra]

if ur good at geoguessr say the modernised word of your undergarments

[hasty iris]

WHY ARE YOU PLAYING F5

BRO 💀

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

hey it worked out my opponent blundered their bishop

oh nvm they did not

[silent spear]

I actually like this theme maybe I'll add it to mine, it contrasts the pieces more

[hexed tundra]

a big blue church qnyone know any countries

[grim edge]

no stickfish buddy

[hollow bay]

Bro focus on the game 💀

[hasty iris]

look at road signs and google the language

[grim edge]

kinda bad if white knows what they are doing

[tidal violet]

Blue theme is cool

[hollow bay]

Why can't we send live games?

How

[digital phoenix]

people may help but no one cares

[hollow bay]

I mean your not asking for any advice

[grim edge]

i should have, I just blundered my rook

[silent spear]

Blue is my favorite color but I don't know if it'll distract my play.

[hollow bay]

Bro 💀

[grim edge]

im 1593!!! @hasty iris

[hollow bay]

You resign?

[grim edge]

yes

[gilded raft]

best thrower ever

[grim edge]

I blundered my rook what am I supposed to do

[hasty iris]

bruh 💀 stop playing

[hollow bay]

Broooo what happend to never back down never give up??

[grim edge]

I back down

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> akagako

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Rapid: 1601 (1698 peak)
Blitz: 907 (942 peak)
Bullet: 732 (778 peak)

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣 Burger King gave up

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> akagako

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1601 (1698 peak)
Blitz: 907 (942 peak)
Bullet: 732 (778 peak)

[grim edge]

oh

[digital phoenix]

go for 1500 u can do it !!!

[sharp stone]

guys is the daily puzzle from may 30 2007 is bugged for yall or just for me?

[grim edge]

lost 99 elo in 3 days 💪

[hollow bay]

What's the lowest rating you can get?

[gilded raft]

kinda nthing

[grim edge]

dont tempt me

[grim edge]

im on a 15 game loss streak though, I have a 0% winrate in 3 days

[hollow bay]

Why you on one so far back 💀

[gilded raft]

you can do more !!

[sharp stone]

i am doing the first ones

[echo kestrel]

Nah I can't

[sharp stone]

i finished the first month (may 2007)

[hollow bay]

Bro that chess puzzle older then me

[grim edge]

okay im playing one more, no way im staying under 1600

[tidal violet]

Chill for a dya

[sharp stone]

but may 30 is just bugged it doesnt show up

[silent spear]

I JUST GOT LICHESS

[sharp stone]

same

[echo kestrel]

I've lost that much in 1 day. Your flex is weak 💪

[tepid finch]

usually stopping after 2-3 losses is a good idea

[sharp stone]

i lost 400 in a day 💀

[echo kestrel]

Wth..

[grim edge]

never back down

[tepid finch]

never give up!

[gilded raft]

leave chess .

[sharp stone]

new account started at max level and dropped

[hollow bay]

Your flex are all I weak I've lost over 200 in all 3 categorys

[gilded raft]

oh

[tidal violet]

Same lol,dizzy in the car but don't wanna stop playing,lost like 100

[tepid finch]

i mean yeah ur gonna drop really fast if ur not supposed to be there

[jovial vector]

Daily reminder to wear your deodorant guys

[gilded raft]

are you a girl ?

[jovial vector]

Yeah

[hexed tundra]

I got to rule 34 of password game

[sharp stone]

but nobody answered me about the 30 may 2007 puzzle

[tidal violet]

What...

[hasty iris]

mods

[tepid finch]

idk

[hexed tundra]

they skipped it 😦

[jovial vector]

@tepid finch that captions lying to you

[tepid finch]

true ma fault

[hexed tundra]

pyramid of giza opening>>>>

[gilded raft]

girls dont wear deodorant boys always do

[jovial vector]

Who told u that

[hexed tundra]

Are girls real

[sharp stone]

https://www.chess.com/daily-chess-puzzle/2007-05-30

[jovial vector]

Idk

[tepid finch]

nah the government made them up

[jovial vector]

The queens a girl so I think so

[gilded raft]

i dont think so

[sharp stone]

Answer me pls is it bugged for someone else?

it doesnt show up

[gilded raft]

the queen is my girl

[tepid finch]

2007 wtf

[hexed tundra]

How are babies made

[gilded raft]

because I always mate with ii

[hexed tundra]

Wow unity

[jovial vector]

The queens also my girl but i always blunder her or someone takes her from me

[sharp stone]

try may 30 2007 puzzle please it doesnt show up and reset button doesnt work is it me or is it the puzzle

[gilded raft]

ur a girl

[tepid finch]

i didn't know you could do previous daily puzzles

[jovial vector]

Yeah

[sharp stone]

google lesbian

[hexed tundra]

if i were to theoretically have chemicals whos atomic weight added together makes 200 what would they be

For a friend

[gilded raft]

if you have premium

[hasty iris]

chess server

[tepid finch]

:D

[hexed tundra]

bbg no one has to know

[gilded raft]

dont wanna see something not gud for my eyes

[sharp stone]

ok

[hasty iris]

just google a periodic table

[sharp stone]

then google may 30 2007 daily puzzle chess.c*m

[hexed tundra]

what are that

[tepid finch]

old daily puzzles from a decade ago

[grim edge]

16 loss streak @hasty iris

[tepid finch]

there's probably people in this server younger than that puzzle

[hasty iris]

anarchy chess user spotted

[hasty iris]

u played again?

[grim edge]

yes

[gilded raft]

find the move

[hasty iris]

bro

[grim edge]

i wont play anymore

[hasty iris]

stop playing

[echo kestrel]

Mouseslip be like:

[grim edge]

I will just play in your tournament or whatever you call it and that is all

[hasty iris]

it's unrated so you wont have to cry when u lose to the 500s

[grim edge]

honestly I could

[echo kestrel]

I wanna join

[gilded raft]

i will

[jovial vector]

How do I play

[hasty iris]

DM FOR PREMIUM

[grim edge]

that 1400-1599 role is disgusting

[gilded raft]

i also wanna join

[jovial vector]

How do we join spill the tea man

[silent spear]

my lichess looks like this

[hasty iris]

cause sharing club links in here is promo

[echo kestrel]

Fr I hate it too. That's why I got better

[grim edge]

sadly I cant

[tepid finch]

clubs-tournaments channel when 😮‍💨

[silent spear]

What's a better
one

[hasty iris]

FR

[silent spear]

no I'm just using lichess for the puzzles

[sharp stone]

actually puzzles get repetitive in chess.c*m

[jovial vector]

@hasty iris how we enter the tournament

[silent spear]

too expensive for just unlimited game reviews, puzzles, etc and the puzzles on chess.com are literally so repetitive

[hasty iris]

no club links allowed just dm me

[sharp stone]

chess.cum

ok

[silent spear]

WHAT SHOULD I PLAY BESIDES MY MAIN OPENINGS?: Stafford gambit, improved Stafford gambit, English, Sicilian

[digital phoenix]

why are u playing theory at 500

[sharp stone]

ruy lopez

[sharp stone]

cuz you also wont start h5

[tepid finch]

just play italian tbh
and learn fried liver if u want its kinda fun

[silent spear]

I do that

[sharp stone]

guys has someone made all the daily puzzles?

[silent spear]

I play improved Stafford gambit and if they play a fried liver position I switch into fried liver

[tepid finch]

idk do tactics and don't blunder

[silent spear]

tell me one reason to play the italian

[sharp stone]

play spanish

[silent spear]

what are the benefits

[hasty iris]

spanish better than italian for sure

[grim edge]

italian good

[silent spear]

why should I play the Spanish

[lavish scaffold]

Dopamine

[grim edge]

spanish good

[gilded raft]

play the WAYWARD QUEEN ATTACK till 800

[grim edge]

do not

[digital frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/gang-signs-gif-23644682

[normal hatch]

Dont u love drowning in theory

[sharp stone]

guys there are almost 6000 daily puzzles 💀

[gilded raft]

he is 500

[final lantern]

fried liver

[tepid finch]

you can play whatever you want as long as you don't throw the game in one move

[grim edge]

it does not follow opening principles and therefore is bad

[silent spear]

should I keep playing Stafford/improved Stafford gambit?

[gilded raft]

if you are higher than 800 I understand

[final lantern]

it is the 500 elo opening principle

[digital phoenix]

develop normally and play the game

[tepid finch]

are you winning with it?

[silent spear]

mostly

[grim edge]

ok

[tepid finch]

if ur winning most of ur games then just keep playing until u hit ur cap

[final lantern]

a shitty opening is fine if everyone keeps falling for it

[silent spear]

I did hit my cap at 500

[final lantern]

talking about scholars mate btw

[grim edge]

why do you know so much theory at 500 lol

[tepid finch]

then how are you mostly winning

[silent spear]

nah Gotham told them about that

[fluid socket]

go to bullet and play scholars mate

i tried lmao

[silent spear]

why not

[grim edge]

pinging mods for that is crazy

[hasty iris]

do u know theory

[grim edge]

yeah

[tepid finch]

just play a lotta chess, do puzzles, and analyze ur games

and play 15|10 or 10min rapid

[hasty iris]

u would destroy me then

[silent spear]

I can't play bullet, plus I want to IMPROVE

[grim edge]

vienna gambit, rousseau gambit, benko gambit and im currently learning the modern defense

[hasty iris]

bruh

[gilded raft]

gambits at 500 ARE SO BAD

traps

[grim edge]

im 1600

they are not talking about 500 elo now

well 1500 now

[lost swallow]

Im 242, annyone wanna play

[gilded raft]

oh i thought you were talking to arrow

[grim edge]

nah

[hasty iris]

uh... yes gogogo time odds

[silent spear]

best opening to get out of being trapped at 500?

[hasty iris]

1 minute to 5

[hard pulsar]

Magnus carlsen in disguise fr

[lost swallow]

Wdym

[hasty iris]

ill play with 1 minute you get 5 minutes

[fluid socket]

he gets 1 min you get 5

[grim edge]

I literally wasted like 10h making a lichess study on the rousseau gambit when I will stop playing it cause its bad (at 1600 its great though)

[lost swallow]

I beat a 1200 with 90 of accuracy

[hasty iris]

oh now im scared

[grim edge]

idk just learn one of them. openings arent the problem for you rn

[lost swallow]

My best game ever

[hasty iris]

ok just regular chess then 💀

[hard pulsar]

Nice

[lost swallow]

But my dad helped me

[grim edge]

💀

[hasty iris]

WHAT

💀

[tepid finch]

i'm pretty sure that counts as cheating

[grim edge]

bro admitted to cheating

[lost swallow]

Link pls

[fluid socket]

dad is magnus carlsen confirmed

[final lantern]

funny how some ppl play the wayward queen but don't develop their bishop 🤣

[hasty iris]

now im scared of DAD

[lost swallow]

i am younge

[silent spear]

They are, I know opening principles, tactics, strategy, etc. But I still get stuck at 500

[grim edge]

dad is ass

[hasty iris]

https://play.chess.com/GNs3J

[gilded raft]

it works at beginner level

[grim edge]

he only won against a 1200 not a 1600

[fluid socket]

what time control you normally play

[tepid finch]

i don't think age matters

[silent spear]

10min

[tepid finch]

why are you losing your games

[gilded raft]

you develop your queen

[final lantern]

so they aren't trying to do scholars mate, they're only trying to win a rook

[lost swallow]

It dont work

[hasty iris]

https://play.chess.com/GNs3J

[fluid socket]

what do you think ur biggest issue is

[kind crag]

is chess.com elo accurate?

[hasty iris]

wym it wont work

[tepid finch]

not particularly

[silent spear]

being able to develop without getting caught with a tactic

[gilded raft]

yes why

[lost swallow]

It works

[silent spear]

DEFENDING against tactics

[tepid finch]

think about what your opponent is trying to do every move they make

[grim edge]

im watching, dont lose @hasty iris

oh u won

[digital phoenix]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

[gilded raft]

rude

[fluid socket]

yooo

[tepid finch]

actually built diff

[digital phoenix]

how old

[gilded raft]

let him have a good time with his dad

[fluid socket]

wait 500 players use tactics

[silent spear]

who wants to watch me play a game and then once I'm done give me suggestions?

[grim edge]

1 move tactics yeah

[gilded raft]

send link to watch

[silent spear]

gothamchess helps 500s

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/85203686591

[tepid finch]

wanna run a few unrated rapid games against me

[fluid socket]

bruh the 500s in my lobby lose to scholars mate

[silent spear]

sure

[tepid finch]

froggytato on chesscom send me a challenge

[silent spear]

ok

[kind crag]

who here is very good?

[grim edge]

im good at losing elo

[kind crag]

i wanna match you lol i suck but still gonna try

[kind crag]

i lost 100+ today lmaof

[silent spear]

sent

[grim edge]

I lost 100 in 3 days

[kind crag]

but im rising back i again and regained 20+ and gonna do more tommorow

[grim edge]

gl

[lost swallow]

Damn

[fluid socket]

mind if i watch im curious

[kind crag]

whats your elo

[tepid finch]

i can't stream ion got trusted

[grim edge]

1590, I was 1690 before

[fluid socket]

i can search ur name lmao

[grim edge]

I will get it back anyways

[tepid finch]

i mean go for it then

[gilded raft]

I won 200 elo in a week

[kind crag]

damn your good match me im 1100 1200 yesterday lmaof

unrated

[grim edge]

eh sure I guess

[kind crag]

link?

[gilded raft]

mb just 104

[grim edge]

can you send one

10min unrated

[fluid socket]

better than me :/

[gilded raft]

let me look at it

[fluid socket]

i lost 500 in a day

[gilded raft]

DONT LOSE HOPE !

[grim edge]

did u just make your account, say your advanced and lose?

[kind crag]

https://play.chess.com/Lr37h

[fluid socket]

how did you know

[grim edge]

cause im that guy

[gilded raft]

haha everyone do it

[fluid socket]

no i said i was intermediate 💀

still lost

[grim edge]

I missclicked and declined your chat request @kind crag

[grim edge]

do u start at like 1200?

[midnight fjord]

[grim edge]

advanced is 1600?

[fluid socket]

yeah lmao

[grim edge]

that is kinda low for intermediate ngl

[midnight fjord]

@upbeat viper

[grim edge]

I would say 1500 for intermediate

[fluid socket]

im 1000/1100 now so idk

[hasty iris]

[tepid finch]

i think 1300-1400 is intermediate

[upbeat viper]

say goodbye to wrizzoukou

[hasty iris]

wait what happened to him?

just played him

[grim edge]

he admitted to cheating remember

[fluid socket]

um remember he said his dad helped

[hasty iris]

ooh

[wheat bobcat]

Omg finally

[hasty iris]

wait bast i think hes a kid

[wheat bobcat]

I broke 1700 on bullet finally

[hasty iris]

just explain it's wrong

[grim edge]

wait I left the game @kind crag

[gilded raft]

nnooooo he was just having some fun with his had

[upbeat viper]

maaaaany alts

[mystic stream]

no pinging mods unless youre me

[hasty iris]

oh fr?

[grim edge]

I accidentally swipped left with 3 fingers instead of 2 and it changed my tab

[upbeat viper]

• fair play ban evader potententially

[kind crag]

k

[hasty iris]

u can see our alt accounts?

[grim edge]

sorry

[kind crag]

hurry

[grim edge]

how lmao

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-farewell-bye-bye-sheldon-cooper-tbbt-gif-26290490

[kind crag]

14 seconds

i sent rematch

[midnight fjord]

i can ping whoever i want even gotham

[kind crag]

lol you did that on purpose

[grim edge]

no I didnt

[grim edge]

^

[wheat bobcat]

How hard is it to progress after like 1700-1800 ish, does growth slow?

[mystic stream]

is he here

@gothamchess

[gilded raft]

no

[midnight fjord]

obviously not

[mystic stream]

smh

[upbeat viper]

+200 in 3 months

[midnight fjord]

very easy

just play well for 1 month and reach 2200

anything below 2400 chesscom blitz is average

[wheat bobcat]

No more bullet for me

I played for like 8 hours straight what

[mystic stream]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-chess-honest-reaction-gif-13306512492287271968

[wheat bobcat]

I kept getting to 1699 lol

And then losing like 70 Elo

[mystic stream]

actually no acording to my satistics the average elo is 600

[wheat bobcat]

And then having to grind it back up

[hasty iris]

💀

[grim edge]

I bet he is from quebec and like 12

[obtuse marsh]

@restive storm i think i got the wrong amount of queens

[hasty iris]

ye

[jaunty heron]

bro threw his whole game

[potent peak]

if I have a 99.7% on the elo percentile thing does it mean i am better than 99.7% chess players or 99.7% of chess players have around that elo

[hasty iris]

first

[fluid socket]

better than

[patent dock]

99 better

[lavish scaffold]

I am tilting bad

I need a low elo player

[grim edge]

you dont have to worry about it cause you're 600 dont worry

[potent peak]

damn I thought more people would be higher than 2700 puzzles

[wheat bobcat]

Imma get my 2000 rapid by end of next year havent played an online rapid game in ages

[patent dock]

same with rapid its inflated

[wheat bobcat]

1800*

[patent dock]

im 2400 lmao

[upbeat viper]

https://twitter.com/InsaneRealitys/status/1688658271031406592

Insane Reality Leaks (@InsaneRealitys)

Dam which has been closed for 25 years

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[lavish scaffold]

💀 what

[hasty iris]

hard to get hgih puzzle rating wthout premium

[summer meteor]

Yo

[patent dock]

i have premium

[upbeat viper]

membership effect imo

[potent peak]

in mobile you can watch ads for puzzles

[patent dock]

cringe

[hasty iris]

didnt know that

[potent peak]

i don't ave membership

[summer meteor]

Anyone wanna play

[grim edge]

what?

bro got a different chess.com

[lavish scaffold]

Yep

[gilded raft]

wow thats satisfying

[potent peak]

in the mobile chess app

[summer meteor]

U send the link ?

[lavish scaffold]

They never load

[upbeat viper]

ikr

[lavish scaffold]

no u

[potent peak]

they do wym

[patent dock]

how do i get better at blitz

[summer meteor]

Idk how

[lavish scaffold]

Not for me unfortunately

[patent dock]

tell

[lavish scaffold]

💀

[potent peak]

do you have like the worst wifi in the world or something

[summer meteor]

Ay bro, just send

[lavish scaffold]

Hol on

[upbeat viper]

by playing and learning your opening more

[patent dock]

thats bs ik my opening to death

[hasty iris]

doubt

[gilded raft]

wanna bullet ?

I am trash at bullet tho

[hasty iris]

yes but im eating give me 5

[gilded raft]

sure

[patent dock]

french an caro exchange with c3

[lavish scaffold]

https://play.chess.com/F2t3r @summer meteor

[patent dock]

ez endgame

[hasty iris]

how deep

[gilded raft]

I wanna get better at bullet

[potent peak]

bullet is bad

[hasty iris]

me too but i want to get good

[patent dock]

18 moves theory but its a lodnon set up

[hasty iris]

bullet is so satisfying

[gilded raft]

GET GOOD !!!

[hasty iris]

no chance u know 18, there are too many variations

[summer meteor]

Its doesnt work, juste add me @1RamishGiri

[potent peak]

bullet is pure anxiety and rage for me

[patent dock]

4 lines

[gilded raft]

fr

[patent dock]

but ik 13 lines for alekhine

[lavish scaffold]

Alr

[patent dock]

17 moves

max is 22

[grim edge]

bro put all his time on openings

[tepid finch]

not too good of a game by either of us 💀

[silent spear]

I did HORRIBLE in that game @tepid finch

[fluid socket]

what

[summer meteor]

I dont play much chess online, my rating is vry low

[hasty iris]

if u know that deep, then u would wipe an opponent that plays a suboptimal move in 12 moves

[tepid finch]

i barely won tbh

[lavish scaffold]

Mine is lower

[gilded raft]

bullet is depressing

[fluid socket]

dude arrow if i didnt know ur rating i wouldve guessed 950

[gilded raft]

but its fun

[gilded raft]

too low

[hasty iris]

add me btw

[silent spear]

Right, but still makes NO sense how I'm stuck at 500

[gilded raft]

I would say 1200 or smt

[hasty iris]

sjbfan @gilded raft

[gilded raft]

discord ?

[hasty iris]

cc

[fluid socket]

can u dm me one of ur normal games i'll check it out tmrw

[gilded raft]

i challenged you

[potent peak]

if you play like a 1000 and you are 500 you need to play more chess

[patent dock]

theory that i will never use

[summer meteor]

Its like a weird dragon

[patent dock]

no

[mild hamlet]

sup y'all

[patent dock]

theory

[silent spear]

I think I'm putting too much thought into the weakness of an average 500, should I treat my opponent as a higher elo or should i not focus on how good or bad the average is and just focus on my opponents moves and their purposes? OR is this just too complicated and I should focus on basic attack and defense?

[gilded raft]

we are already friends

[patent dock]

@hasty iris what im i missing

[tepid finch]

https://play.chess.com/P4EuV 3 | 2 game anybody? im 1k

[fluid socket]

true

[fluid socket]

but also just wait for them ro blunder a major piece 💀

[potent peak]

five hundreds play like a 700 or maybe even 800 until they make a careless move that ruins his entire position

[patent dock]

idk how to punish sub optimal moves i just know few lines of theory

i just know it to death for my level

[hasty iris]

ready

[hasty iris]

spam more puzzles and study some midgame

on chessable theres a good free midgame course

[patent dock]

alr ig

[hasty iris]

by pieter heine nielsen

[patent dock]

ok ty

[gilded raft]

challenged you

[fluid bear]

learn positional concepts

[silent spear]

Exactly but sometimes they DONT blunder and it makes me think that they are an up and coming 1000 elo so I don't know what to think about how I should defend.

[patent dock]

ik some

[jolly briar]

anyone wanna 1v1

[tepid finch]

bet

[potent peak]

if they think before they act then just play normal chess agaisnt them

[fluid bear]

some is the keyword

[patent dock]

not all tho rn working on positonal

[lavish scaffold]

Fr

[patent dock]

explain some that i could do rn

[potent peak]

not like "I'm just gonna blunder my knight here causd his bishop is really far away and he probably wot see it."

[patent dock]

ik about knight outposts peice reroutes weaknesses etc

[silent spear]

500 is like an elo bridge between bad players and good players so I don't know if I should look for more complicated attacks or not

[fluid socket]

bro who is that 230 you played

[grim edge]

I can assure +500 is still terrible

[fluid bear]

do u have chess.com premium

[fluid socket]

he literally cheated

[patent dock]

i do

[silent spear]

idk

[patent dock]

never bother with lessons tho

[fluid bear]

go to the lessons tab and search for roots of positional understanding

[potent peak]

they are both equally terrible so it's a fair fight

[patent dock]

i just watch danya

[fluid bear]

by IM Jeremy Silman

[patent dock]

okay

[silent spear]

OH he's @small vortex he's smurfing I think

[summer meteor]

Gg

[patent dock]

i can already tell hes gonna be good

hes the god father of books

[fluid socket]

99.7% ????? no way

[lavish scaffold]

Gg!

[summer meteor]

I rly need a rematch

[patent dock]

okay well ty ig imma go to sleep

[lavish scaffold]

I wanna achieve your elo someday 😔

[fluid bear]

alr cya

[summer meteor]

I hate loosing

[potent peak]

if you want to utterly demolish those people just do a few puzzles on lichess until you're a high enough rating there

[digital frigate]

Who like losing?

[lavish scaffold]

Me

[silent spear]

I played bullet on lichess and I'm 1400 there

[potent peak]

actually

[fluid socket]

also i checked ur game with the person named xkaos and you made a ton of awkward moves

[echo kestrel]

Above 500 is good??

[digital frigate]

Wtf

[grim edge]

you badass you cute

[fluid bear]

not true

[potent peak]

lichess puzzles are kinda too complicated positions for a 500 elo game

[fluid bear]

a "good" player is 2000 and above

[summer meteor]

Dodo rematch 😭😭

[fluid bear]

from my experience

[lavish scaffold]

I learn alot 😒

[tepid finch]

even like 1600 is above average

[lavish scaffold]

Can't rn 😔

[potent peak]

a 700 elo player is 1800 on lichess so that's like still 500 elo there

[digital frigate]

I’m smart I’m incredible but when I look at your eyes yeahhhhh I see what god did you’re cute

[summer meteor]

DODO!!!!!!!!!!! PLSS

[silent spear]

I got 1400 on lichess yet I'm stuck at 500 on chess.com

[digital frigate]

Ok

[lime quartz]

nah, doing puzzles on lichess won't magically demolish people. It's just one aspect of chess improvement, but there's more to it than that

[lavish scaffold]

Nah its actually 4000+

[fluid bear]

yea but they still blunder a lot

[fluid socket]

bc everyone is higher on lichess

[silent spear]

right

[fluid socket]

im +700 lichess relative to chess.com

[fluid bear]

better than stockfish]

[silent spear]

can you analyze this game between me and @tepid finch ato ?Arrowyoo vs froggytato https://www.chess.com/live/game/85203710641

[worn ice]

Arrowyoo (494) vs. froggytato (1079)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. Nc3 Nf6 5. d3 O-O 6. Be3 Bxe3 7. fxe3 Na5 8. Bb5 c6 9. Ba4 d5 10. exd5 cxd5 11. d4 Bg4 12. dxe5 Bxf3 13. Qxf3 Nd7 14. Nxd5 Nxe5 15. Qe4 Qd6 16. O-O-O a6 17. Nc3 Qf6 18. Nd5 Qe6 19. b4 b5 20. Bb3 Nxb3+ 21. cxb3 Rac8+ 22. Kb1 Rfd8 23. Nb6 Qxb6 24. Qxe5 Re8 25. Qh5 Rxe3 26. Rhe1 Rxe1 27. Rxe1 Qg6+ 28. Qxg6 hxg6 29. a4 Kf8 30. Rc1 Rxc1+ 31. Kxc1 Ke7 32. Kc2 Ke6 33. Kc3 Ke5 34. axb5 axb5 35. Kb2 Ke4 36. Kc3 Ke3 37. g3 f5 38. h3 g5 39. g4 f4 40. Kc2 Ke2 41. Kc3 f3 42. Kd4 f2 43. Ke4 f1=Q 44. Kd5 Qxh3 45. Kc5 Qxb3 46. Kxb5 Qxb4+ 47. Kxb4 Kf3 48. Kc4 Kxg4 49. Kd4 Kf3 50. Ke5 g4 51. Kf5 g3 52. Kg5 g2 53. Kg6 g1=Q+ 54. Kh7 Qh2+ 55. Kxg7 Qd6 56. Kf7 Kf4 57. Ke8 Qc7 58. Kf8 Qd7 59. Kg8 Qe7 60. Kh8 Kf5 61. Kg8 Kf6 62. Kh8 Qg7# 

[tepid finch]

yo please don't look at that i played really poorly

[fluid socket]

Honestly i just think ur kinda inconsistent. at ur best ur like 1100+ and at worst ur like below 400

[silent spear]

I think so too

[grim edge]

yo anyone 1000-1200 wanna play a 10min game?

[silent spear]

how can I be more balanced?

[tepid finch]

sure whats ur cc user

[jolly briar]

anyone wanna 1v1

[fluid socket]

sorry talk to you tomorrow i have to sleep

dm me

[silent spear]

ok

[grim edge]

my chess.com username is underscorea

[tepid finch]

sent u a rapid

[summer meteor]

Anyone 1v1, 3 min

[silent spear]

who

[tepid finch]

kit

[silent spear]

oh

[summer meteor]

1Ramishgiri

[grim edge]

Who used lichess?

🗿

Imposters

[silent spear]

for puzzles

I'm not paying for diamond it's too expensive if I just wanna do puzzles

[grim edge]

[echo kestrel]

Biggest throw ever (took a pawn)

[silent spear]

wouldn't Bxg2 be good?

[potent peak]

that's why ur 500

[grim edge]

[echo kestrel]

Yes

[tropic plaza]

Qxh3

[wheat bobcat]

Fwiw take it with a pinch of salt - but I improved my Elo the most with puzzles

I’m not as high rated as others in here but

I’m very fast at puzzle rush now and it helped my game a lot

[potent peak]

what elo exactly

[silent spear]

I don't like moving my pawns near the king during the opening and sometimes during the middlegame 💪

[wheat bobcat]

1700

I will get rapid higher because when I play OTB at a club I’ve beaten people that Elo a few times

[lime quartz]

move near endgame

[wheat bobcat]

Can you play classical on chess.com

[potent peak]

you can beat 1700s otb but can't get past 1700 on cc puzzles?

[silent spear]

what is cc

[wheat bobcat]

No puzzles I’m 2600

[potent peak]

oh

[wheat bobcat]

I was saying puzzles improved my game a lot

[potent peak]

cucumber cut

[summer meteor]

Gg

[wheat bobcat]

Like Elo

[silent spear]

what? Cucumber cut puzzles?

[summer meteor]

Alr, i wanna be black

[potent peak]

yeah

[summer meteor]

Klay

[potent peak]

it's chess.com

[silent spear]

oh is that another way of saying low elo puzzles?

or repetitive puzzles

[potent peak]

what

no

[summer meteor]

Damn

[potent peak]

cc means chess.com

[silent spear]

then why is it called cucumber cut

What's the other c for

chess cucumber?

[wheat bobcat]

I easily done puzzle rush well over 10000 times 😂

[potent peak]

Chess
Com

[silent spear]

OH CHESSCOM

[wheat bobcat]

It’s so therapeutic

Hikaru makes it too easy

[silent spear]

I beat a 3000 elo puzzle on chess.com

[potent peak]

talking about that this is the puzzle that got me to 2700

idk why it's so easy

[wheat bobcat]

That’s my peak - after that the puzzles are too hard for me to solve quick

[grim edge]

i hate coordinate systems if i see another coordinate system as long as i live it will be too soon

[lime quartz]

https://play.chess.com/rbPqu

[grim edge]

who NEEDS this many trig functions tf

[echo kestrel]

me

[lime quartz]

idk

a nub

https://play.chess.com/i81Jc

[grim edge]

you want them???????? i can give them to you i dont need theem

[jolly briar]

anyone wanna 1v1

[gilded raft]

I AM TOO SLOW

[echo kestrel]

k bet gimme

[hasty iris]

gg bro

[maiden tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1137336900080910376/1138321073100824618/image.png

[gilded raft]

GG

[maiden tinsel]

yo anyone able to hlep me out

[gilded raft]

i have to be faster

[hasty iris]

yes dm me the puzzle

[echo kestrel]

yes

[potent peak]

that's higher than my survival best by like 2

[hasty iris]

Rh6+

^^^ thats the answer to the password game

[maiden tinsel]

|no its not

[gilded raft]

the majority of the games we played are loss on time

[maiden tinsel]

that didnt work

[echo kestrel]

Quads are cursed for me

[gilded raft]

oof IAM CURRENTLY RAGINF

[digital phoenix]

no

[hasty iris]

oh

[grim edge]

im going to sleep @kind crag

[hasty iris]

Rh2+

[grim edge]

gg tho

[hasty iris]

my solution was also right but they hate mate in 3 they only want mate in 2

[gilded raft]

Who wanna play bullet

[hasty iris]

gg that was fun

[gilded raft]

I GOTTA GET BETTER

[hasty iris]

but not good for my heart 💀

[gilded raft]

ye but kinda raging

[wheat bobcat]

I don’t normally get that high, but it’s just practice practice practice, I would play a puzzle rush blitz session for an hour or so in my free time. Wasn’t even playing normal chess. Then as soon as I got back to playing normal chess my Elo jumped

[hasty iris]

more puzzles

[hasty iris]

bro hung mate at least 6 times

[grim edge]

I played like a crackhead and chess.com said "I think ur a 1600" what an insult @hasty iris

[gilded raft]

my mouse cant move

[summer meteor]

Yeah

[silent spear]

not playing a 1000 again

[summer meteor]

Embarassing

[hasty iris]

play on ipad or something with a touchscreen it helps i heard

[hasty iris]

[gilded raft]

i just have to train it

[hasty iris]

they know the truth @grim edge

[silent spear]

I play on tablet because my laptop broke

[echo kestrel]

During the first one my stomach hurt badly and the second one I was dizzy and storms were so bad going home 😦

[gilded raft]

I just started playing bullet seriously

[hasty iris]

tablet is better for bullet cause mouse accuracy is so hard

[grim edge]

that is a compliment tho, im 1500 in reality

[gilded raft]

I was just jk with it

[hasty iris]

@gilded raft u need to check more

[wheat bobcat]

If your playing 1+0 or 2+0 you will struggle with time scrambles if you don’t have a mouse and keyboard imo

[summer meteor]

Rapid ? Last one?

[silent spear]

I play better bullet on laptop ngl

[hasty iris]

[wheat bobcat]

1+1 is so diff to 1+0

[gilded raft]

fr I play like a rapid game

[winged magnet]

Magnoose

[gilded raft]

I follow the principles alot

[hasty iris]

less thinking, more principled moves

[summer meteor]

Alr

[gilded raft]

fr

[hasty iris]

i actually thinkk i play pretty accurately in bullet tho

[wheat bobcat]

Nah toward the end

[hasty iris]

except that

[wheat bobcat]

Of bullet I will do ridiculous moves

[gilded raft]

I missclicked just two times thats nice

[hasty iris]

that mate with the 2 bishops was brutal ngl

[wheat bobcat]

Coz I know they are pre moving something in time scramble il just sack a piece to check them make them lose 2 seconds

[gilded raft]

fr

[gilded raft]

i mated a dude in rapid with two knights

[wheat bobcat]

Have you played hyper bullet before - 30 second games that’s mental

[gilded raft]

today

[hasty iris]

yes just yesterday was my first time. i lost a lot

it's too hard

[silent spear]

can someone (>500) play me so I can get better?

[hasty iris]

yes we can play odds

[wheat bobcat]

I played those variants and my brain started melting eventually you just moving for the sake of moving

[hasty iris]

1 to 5 time'

[gilded raft]

when i get better at bullet I will try it out

[silent spear]

What's odds

[maiden tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138321640728563742/1138323092956000296/image.png

[hasty iris]

yeah fr. i think 1 minute is still long enough

[wheat bobcat]

Someone told me too much bullet will ruin my standard chess

[digital phoenix]

it does

[hasty iris]

Qh3+ but next time dm me

[maiden tinsel]

ok

[wheat bobcat]

I think they can co-exist but wouldn’t play rapid straight after bullet

[hasty iris]

time advantage for u

[silent spear]

ok I'll play 5min

[wheat bobcat]

Surelt any chess is good tho right

[silent spear]

how do you set up odds?

[hasty iris]

add me ill do it sjbfan is my username

[silent spear]

ok

[digital phoenix]

yeah but if ur used to playing fast then thats kinda bad

[wheat bobcat]

I need to remember that when playing classical OTB

[hasty iris]

actually it depends how u play cause if u only play to flag then ur chessqquality sucks

but i play pretty accurate even in bullet

[digital phoenix]

i tried to flag opponent in a 30+30 game

[silent spear]

I sent it @hasty iris

[digital phoenix]

literally god

[wheat bobcat]

coz you have like 1h30 + 30s increment in classical

[wheat bobcat]

True but towards the last 15 seconds if the position isn’t simplified

[gilded raft]

ur opponent was taking his life to play a move

[wheat bobcat]

Like il start sacrificing just to remove any pawns that could cause them to win on time

[gilded raft]

bullet is too depressing 😩

[nova verge]

100%

[gilded raft]

missclick 😩

time 😩

[digital phoenix]

love it when opponent stalls a losing position otb

i had to wait 20 minutes for opponent to flag in mate in 1

[gilded raft]

whats your otb rating /

[digital phoenix]

1200 something

[gilded raft]

is it that hard to get a good rating

[wheat bobcat]

Otb ratings are lower than chess.com ratings

[gilded raft]

a 2400 having 1200 otb is too much

[gilded raft]

fr

[wheat bobcat]

I’ve played someone with 2100 rapid chess.com and 1600 OTB

Or like sometimes 1900 rapid you see the point

[digital phoenix]

no but i played very few rateds

[wheat bobcat]

^ same

[digital phoenix]

easy money tho 1200

[gilded raft]

oh

[nova verge]

Yep

[gilded raft]

[nova verge]

There it is

How much does your life cost?

[true herald]

2

[nova verge]

$100 sound fair

[true herald]

why am i not trusted

[digital phoenix]

this was my last tourney

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[digital phoenix]

idk why i lost to the 1500 ngl

[gilded raft]

ig you are roslan right ?

[true herald]

Yeah but i did all that, actually I was trusted

[nova verge]

U did?

[digital phoenix]

what those are my opponent names

[nova verge]

What’s your name

[digital phoenix]

and why would u guess that

[gilded raft]

oh where are you 😏

[gilded raft]

rating

[nova verge]

😎😎😎

[digital phoenix]

ohhhh yeah im not there ull never know

[mossy comet]

gladde paling is een paling en hij is glad

[gilded raft]

tell me

my cat is getting crazy rn

[nova verge]

Good

[digital phoenix]

more catnip

[nova verge]

Hope they don’t get hit by a car

[echo kestrel]

What should my fide rating be if I'm 2164 chess.com blitz?

[nova verge]

Don’t care

[gilded raft]

WHO KNOWS

[digital phoenix]

1700 fide probably

[echo kestrel]

Ahh dang..

[digital phoenix]

but it depends how u play

[mossy comet]

gladde paling is een paling en hij is glad.

[digital phoenix]

some people are overrated online

[nova verge]

English please

[woven marsh]

anyone want to play against me rapid?

looking for 1000-1600 rated players

[nova verge]

Nah it’s past midnight

I gotta hit the hay

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[mossy comet]

gladde paling is een paling en hij is glad

[mystic stream]

Oh

[nova verge]

Leave me alone or I’m alerting the mods

[woven marsh]

can I have a game with you?

[gilded raft]

there is just jeffery bezos

[hasty iris]

gg

[gilded raft]

dahmer *

[summer meteor]

Anyone 1v1

[nova verge]

Leave me alone as well

[nova verge]

No how about 13v13

[silent spear]

lesson learned, do not play 1400s to "learn"

[mossy comet]

Paling paling paling paling paling

[silent spear]

I got demolished

[mossy comet]

big paling SOUND!!

[summer meteor]

?

[nova verge]

Bye

[nova verge]

??

[mossy comet]

BIG PALING SOUND!!

[woven marsh]

who did you play (username)

[hasty iris]

sorry

[summer meteor]

@nova verge wdym 13v13

[mossy comet]

👍

[woven marsh]

brick can I play you plssssssss

[hasty iris]

i can teach you some fundamentals tho @silent spear

[silent spear]

@hasty iris

[hasty iris]

blitz bullet?

[silent spear]

ok

[nova verge]

13 year old vs 13 year old

[hasty iris]

lemme get a match with austin first

[summer meteor]

Tf?

[silent spear]

ok

[hasty iris]

add me sjbfan

[nova verge]

??????

[woven marsh]

rapid??? I'm trying to play slower time controls as I've been addicted to blitz and bullet and i've formed some bad habits

[hasty iris]

i hate rapid but sure

[woven marsh]

username i'll friend you

[hasty iris]

sjbfan

[digital phoenix]

maybe thats why ur bad

[hasty iris]

lets play then

[woven marsh]

literally me :(

[hasty iris]

rapid is my highest rating

[woven marsh]

username?

[hasty iris]

SJBFAN

[woven marsh]

k

[hasty iris]

said it 3 times bruh

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[woven marsh]

I thought you were spamming lol

unrated okay?

[digital phoenix]

its spam im pinging mods

[hasty iris]

ye

[digital phoenix]

its random letters

[lean bolt]

Anyone wanna play

[woven marsh]

that's what I thought too

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[digital phoenix]

bedsfvzsuhb edsjA is my name

[gilded raft]

bullet

[lean bolt]

No rapid, rapid is for people with a slow brain

[nova verge]

She’s a brick house

[lean bolt]

Sure, I can do bullet

[gilded raft]

ik that ur a 2300 but ok

send link'

[latent pebble]

Indirect is 900

[lean bolt]

I wish I was

[gilded raft]

ok stop

I played him

he ate me

[lean bolt]

I know you are gullible and you believe brick's lies because he is salty but you don't have to be gullible

https://play.chess.com/idF6N

[nova verge]

I know last name Fan

friend

[mossy comet]

i thought it said with autism

[nova verge]

😔

Is he safe?

I better reach out

Bye❌

[torpid lintel]

!!

[digital phoenix]

no

[mossy comet]

“that is BRILLIANT!! but you shouldve just done queen take-

[silent spear]

why does it say the best move is better

[torpid lintel]

But after knight sac I win rook 😅

[mossy comet]

wait what how

[silent spear]

how

[true herald]

anyone wanna play me rn 1000-1500

[torpid lintel]

Sacrifice is brilliant haha

[digital phoenix]

Qd6

[mossy comet]

keep speed at 0.5 or i will punish you

[true herald]

with that emoji i'm scared af

you 2k elo or smyh

[opaque apex]

can I set speed to 0.6

[silent spear]

look at his name

[mossy comet]

gladde paling is een paling en hij is glad

[true herald]

join he hess sterim

[digital phoenix]

yeah dont be racist

[opaque apex]

i am a building

[silent spear]

IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT @desert badge USER?

[digital phoenix]

@desert badge all u need to do is not be racist and ur fine

the name at least

dude scared the shit out of me with that tick

[opaque apex]

anyone else remember the "Don't be racist, I am a building" video

[digital phoenix]

how do u get mad

[opaque apex]

for what

[digital phoenix]

really and u figured thatd be a good nickname

[opaque apex]

[torpid lintel]

this is how game ended

[mossy comet]

grr!! im mad! now i must be racist!

[torpid lintel]

Oh so Qd6 was more better? Noted!

[silent spear]

HOW DOES THIS WIN A ROOK

[mossy comet]

as an autistic person who gets mad easily,

what the hell

[echo kestrel]

same

[silent spear]

what

[torpid lintel]

fxe6 22 Qxe6+ kf8 23 Qxd6+ kg8 24 Qxb8+ I win rook

[echo kestrel]

Bro I literally can't defend that or else I get muted