💬〡general-off-topic

[maiden mesa]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/84389968293

[worn ice]

Magodosul9 (1035) vs. Linguini_Gang (1093)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. d3 Bc5 5. a3 O-O 6. h3 d5 7. exd5 Nxd5 8. Nxe5 Nxe5 9. d4 Nxc4 10. dxc5 Re8+ 11. Be3 Ncxe3 12. Qf3 Nxc2+ 13. Kd2 Nxa1 

[grim edge]

bruh what drugs were your opponent on

[small vortex]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/85185632153?tab=review thoughts?

[worn ice]

Scottishbonobo (624) vs. whatsadraw (580)

Move List

1. e4 f6 2. d4 Kf7 3. Nc3 [d6] 4. f4 e6 5. f5 exf5 6. Bc4+ Ke8 7. Nh3 fxe4 8. O-O c6 9. Bxg8 Rxg8 10. Nxe4 Rh8 11. Nf4 Bf5 12. Ng3 Bg6 13. Ne6 Qd7 14. d5 Kf7 15. Nh5 Bxh5 16. Qxh5+ g6 17. Rxf6+ Kxf6 18. Bg5+ Kf7 19. Qxh7+ Rxh7 20. Rf1+ Ke8 21. Rxf8# 

[maiden mesa]

but yeah in general i noticed myself just catching things and making better moves after a break, just getting a fresh start works wonders

[small vortex]

624 doesnt know how to play against a wacky opening so he uses stockfish moment

[maiden mesa]

92.2 isnt cheater accuracy, unless they didnt use stockfish entirely

[small vortex]

dude

look at the last moves :/

[grim edge]

bro wtf

[small vortex]

what

[small vortex]

do you see it too???

[grim edge]

ye

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[maiden mesa]

eh yeah true it might be

[small vortex]

wdym it might be

[lean owl]

guys getting deep into chess is very disastrous and mind consuming is that only me

i never knew it was this big

[grim edge]

🤓

[lean owl]

cry

[grim edge]

😭

nerds be like

[lean owl]

500 speaking

[grim edge]

yes :((

[grim edge]

[mystic stream]

Shut down

[grim edge]

bro's a good guesser

[small vortex]

also its 95.2 not 92.2

[lean owl]

and why you calling me a nerd when ur rated 1500?

[grim edge]

i thought u got boring class

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F28071eW4AAYGma?format=jpg&name=900x900

[grim edge]

because Im just good

[lean owl]

bro i know somone who barley plays chess had an accuracy of 99 and game rating of 1600

[lean owl]

😭 👉 🚿

[small vortex]

ive gotten like 4 total games with 100 percent accuracy before

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/yh-gif-25406060

[lean owl]

ong bro i can smell u from here

[small vortex]

one was damiano defense checkmate and then some of them were berlin draws and another one mightve been the poisoned pawn najdorf

[lean owl]

but it wasnt a long game

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-frog-sitting-gif-25653255

[small vortex]

poisoned pawn one was

https://tenor.com/view/hyena-laugh-happy-suspicious-concern-gif-26149144

truuuuu ^

[lean owl]

whats a poisend pawns

[grim edge]

💀

[small vortex]

< 500 rated makes sense

[lean owl]

its my old account im rated 1200

[small vortex]

its najdorf but you move your queen to b7 silly

[undone bridge]

I’m probably the worst 2k if you played me Lamo

[hasty iris]

just had a heart attack playing @grim edge

[grim edge]

if you play the berlin you are pretty much asking for a draw

[undone bridge]

b7?

[hasty iris]

i train bullet with my FM friend but im too scared to play rrated

[small vortex]

no youre right

[lean owl]

poisioned pawn make sense but cant they easily see it?

[small vortex]

b6

[undone bridge]

Wdym

[lean owl]

never back down never what?

[lean owl]

u will drop his ego if u win him in rated

[hasty iris]

lmao

[hasty iris]

he is too good he beats me with no queen

hes 2800

[small vortex]

anyone else here agree that bogoljubov is a silly name

[lean owl]

2800? dam thats more than gotham

[hasty iris]

i do everything i can to trade pieces but he somehow mates me with bishop knight

[undone bridge]

The poisoned pawn najdorf doesn’t even have an actual poisoned pawn tbh

[grim edge]

nadorf is so annyoing lol

[hasty iris]

gotham is prob better at classical tho hes only 2300 or 2200 fide

[lean owl]

its just an illusion poisend pawns can be easily seen if the person is careful

[grim edge]

Sup gamers

[sage night]

what kind of puzzle is this

[lean owl]

btw what do u get if u watch 2 hours of pog champs?

[undone bridge]

Qxb2 is a totally viable move.

As I’m sure you well know

[grim edge]

guys i think white just might win this

[undone bridge]

So it’s not really a poisoned pawn

[lean owl]

trapping his king

[undone bridge]

Yeah. Equal.

[lean owl]

dang i thought it was the whole summer i will absoulutly take advatnage

tyler

better

[grim edge]

Can you make it not poisoned?

Damn..

[small vortex]

add some milk

[grim edge]

I love my pilk

[small vortex]

bogoljubov polerio is so silly

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-mgr-metal-gear-pilk-metal-gear-rising-gif-25486808

[small vortex]

thoughts on catalan opening every1

[grim edge]

One of the openings

[small vortex]

theres like 20 moves of theory 💀 queens gambit i dont likke

[undone bridge]

I mean I would define “poisoned” as a pawn that makes you worse if you take it. Just my opinion, tho. Gets more into the semantics of the word.

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-sus-chess-play-chess-pawn-gif-20671832

[grim edge]

I mean thats why its called the poisoned pawn najdorf

[undone bridge]

I’m not saying black is better. I’m saying I would define “poisoned” differently. We are completely in agreement about the chess stuff, just not the linguistics stuff

And you can do that! Nothings stopping you 🥰

[cedar bough]

Grandpa when you were a kid > Stockfish

[storm lintel]

rip

[sand crater]

test

[small vortex]

who wants to play me

[grim edge]

me

[small vortex]

https://play.chess.com/V72rW

[tepid panther]

Defo a poisoned pawn

[fringe kelp]

Anybody want free 14 day Diamond member ship DM me I got u

[tepid panther]

I don't speak broke so no

[small vortex]

I DO

[high oasis]

im 1000 and i beat a 1900 with it.

in 50 moves

[small vortex]

@grim edge

yikers!

[grim edge]

najdorf is losing for black

[grim edge]

ok

only true opening is caro

[small vortex]

😱

[chrome hazel]

Who wants to play chess

[high oasis]

go to sleep 💀

[sand crater]

I have to watch another whole ass hour for 14 days of premium

Worth

[high oasis]

you sound gross

[grim edge]

ofc I do cuz it's winning

[fringe kelp]

Hey

[small vortex]

i got accused of cheating by some french 1800 because he trapped his bishop when i played the tal for cc

[grim edge]

it's forced mate

[fringe kelp]

Hey ake why did you leave

Anybody want free 14 day Diamond member ship DM me I got u

[grim edge]

nahh wait till I study the c4 bs line and it's over

[small vortex]

@clear sequoia

[grim edge]

@grim edge

what are you talking about

[small vortex]

yes

c4 explodes and kills you

[fossil epoch]

you can just leave it playing that's what I did

[grim edge]

even avoiding theory with queen takes d5 is fine

good luck playing with the isolated lmao

[clear sequoia]

yes?

[grim edge]

ez win again for caro

[small vortex]

nvm im sorry please forgive me

[mild nest]

bong dont say that

[maiden mesa]

nuh uh

[mild nest]

the server mods on here will mute u for the tiniest things

[clear sequoia]

Ok, you are forgiven for whatever sin you commited …

[high oasis]

L

[clear sequoia]

Somehow some people have thousands of messages yet never write any of those "tiny" things.

[sand crater]

how do I get rid of the announcement roles

[clear sequoia]

Use the /announcements command.

[mild nest]

?

[mild nest]

those people r bad at chess

[tepid panther]

I've only been muted for calling the server trash

[sand crater]

Nice

[mild nest]

they muted you for that?

[grim edge]

still ez win

[high oasis]

i like refuting the caro with d4

[tepid panther]

I've literally called all of the mods gay

[mild nest]

thats actually crazy

[tepid panther]

I said I would smash pain too ☠️

[clear sequoia]

1. e4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. d3 – an opening so edgy it doesn't even have a name yet!

[mild nest]

but like who wouldnt

[tepid panther]

Okay fair

[mild nest]

thats like the meta rn at master level right?

[grim edge]

it's only +0.5

the a6 b5 stuff you play now is more dubious

[echo kestrel]

Let's see what the chess.com discord is up to

[tepid panther]

Gay stuff mostly

[small vortex]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/85187540243?tab=review 100 percent accuracy 🔥 🔥 🔥

[grim edge]

nahh just take b5 and be up a pawn

[worn ice]

alapingambitplayer (100) vs. notegreefhhe (1406)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. b4 Bxb4 5. c3 Ba5 6. d4 exd4 7. Qb3 Qf6 8. O-O Bb6 9. e5 Qg6 10. cxd4 Nxd4 11. Nxd4 Bxd4 12. Nc3 Bxe5 13. Re1 Qh5 14. f4 

[echo kestrel]

e4 c6 d4 d5 Nc3 dxe4 f3

[small vortex]

evan gzmbit go brrrr

[grim edge]

give the line

tooo good ngl

[tepid panther]

I once did a tournament where you could only play the evans

[echo kestrel]

Nah I'm an e4 player lol

[tepid panther]

Was not worth it and I remember 0 of the theory

[grim edge]

e4 is the goat

[tepid panther]

c4 is for enlightened chaps

[sand crater]

Person below loves the French defense

[grim edge]

d4 players:

[echo kestrel]

I'm so bad against c4

[tepid panther]

That's why I play it

[grim edge]

duras gambit 💀

[echo kestrel]

I'm playing the slowest opponent ever rn

[lucid sedge]

Some idiots hacked among us

[rose thunder]

I wanna start playing d4 for trompowsky

[echo kestrel]

Best gambit

[tepid panther]

So many 2000s instant abort against 1. c4

Including me lmfao

[sand crater]

a3 opening move

[grim edge]

its literally the worst pawn move after e4

[high oasis]

play it against the dutch if anything

[echo kestrel]

Bro rapid is so easy. My opponent just took a minute and 18 seconds just to hang a rook

[grim edge]

c4 is too op if your know theory

[mild nest]

i do it if im tilted

[tepid panther]

Idk any theory

[mild nest]

bc if im tilted im barely in the mood to play, let alone some bs c4 stuff

[tepid panther]

Facts

[grim edge]

true

[rose thunder]

I’m gonna get tilted soon 100%, and it’s gonna happen just before 1100 lol

[grim edge]

e4 just better in general

[tepid panther]

1. c4 better if you're a piece of shit

[keen parrot]

i dont mind c4

[grim edge]

f4 players:

[high oasis]

d4 has a higher win rate

[grim edge]

c4 is explosive!

[fossil epoch]

e4 better if you want actually fun games

[echo kestrel]

Duras Gambit is the best gambit ever

[grim edge]

nope it has a higher draw rate

[restive storm]

e4

[rose thunder]

ya cuz of l*ndon prob

[teal dragon]

Bomb squad when c4: 😰
Chess players when c4: 😰

[lean owl]

why is the london bad?

[tepid panther]

I actually used to play the duras gambit before I picked up the scandi

[high oasis]

i have tons of fun playing d4

[lean owl]

i dont get why people call it boring

[rose thunder]

too op

[grim edge]

💀 💀 💀

[undone bridge]

Smh I premoved in 1|1 and lost on time 💀

[mild nest]

copycat english be like

[tepid panther]

I thought it was queens gambit for black lmfao

[high oasis]

ill keep playing it and all of you can keep crying

[lean owl]

i think its very solid

[mild nest]

copycat english

[grim edge]

1v1 me with the london

[lean owl]

shush

[mild nest]

me when in turkey

[fossil epoch]

I find this message very disturbing

[grim edge]

still white has slight edge

but it is kinda drawish ngl

[lean owl]

i just started learning it with the vienne

[tepid panther]

I was under 1000 at the time lmao

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/b25rz

[lean owl]

i masterd the caro kann tho?

[teal dragon]

Nah

[mild nest]

its not about the advantage, its about how boring it is. 1. c4 e5 is already equal if not better for black iirc

[teal dragon]

Average chatter elo rn is 2000

[fringe kelp]

Anybody want free 14 day Diamond member ship DM me I got u

[rose thunder]

caro isn’t as stinky as the l*ndon

[fossil epoch]

ok I guess I can't blame you

[grim edge]

c4 e5 is good for white

[rose thunder]

I’m 1000 so that bumps it down quite a bit

[fringe kelp]

No cap btw

[grim edge]

c4 e5 g3

[teal dragon]

Stop talking then :)

[maiden mesa]

4 elo away from 1200 so closeeeee

[tepid panther]

Reverse Sicilian is not better for black. Just equal

[fallen wadi]

14 digit card number pls

[fringe kelp]

W cap🧢

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> linguini_gang

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Rapid: 1196 (1203 peak)
Blitz: 657 (886 peak)
Bullet: 655 (782 peak)

[fringe kelp]

Nah

[echo kestrel]

No idea how this position is only +0.7..

[rose thunder]

man I wanna be 14 digits in chess

[desert nimbus]

I just play Nf6 and then g6 after c4

It just transposes

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1954 (1955 peak)
Blitz: 2164 (peak)
Bullet: 2204 (peak)

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-nakamura-chess-gif-20493156

[mild nest]

still, i find c4 to be bad

although it probably isnt, i played a 1800 uscf otb and out of the opening he DESTROYED ME

it was like +2 by move 2

[grim edge]

what line?

[mild nest]

but bc im the goat i won anyways

[grim edge]

i'm curious

[echo kestrel]

Bro I could crush a 1800 uscf online

[mild nest]

idk, i left my notation sheets in america

[sand crater]

Bong cloud opening has a forced mate in 69 guys

[desert nimbus]

c4 is decent

[mild nest]

but i may have that game on a chess.com library

found it panda

[echo kestrel]

I'm 1560 uscf from Georgia and I literally think I could destroy a 1900 uscf from New York. Georgia people are so underrated

[grim edge]

send

[sand crater]

Worst attack: Wayward queen attack

[winter chasm]

LIES

[desert nimbus]

No

[potent merlin]

Do you not have friends? I gave mine to a friend

[tepid panther]

I pretty much play c4, nc3, g3 premoved every game

Works for me otb and online

[fringe kelp]

No not really🤣

[mild nest]

gimme a second to edit my name out

[winter chasm]

lol

does twitch drop give you the diamond if you already have platinum

[mild nest]

[Event "?"]
[Site "?"]
[Date "2023.06.04"]
[Round "3"]
[White "Croatian guy i think"]
[Black "swirlingvortexG"]
[Result "0-1"]
[BlackElo "1681"]
[TimeControl "G60 d5"]
[WhiteElo "1800"]

1. c4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. b3 Nf6 4. g3 g6 5. Bb2 Bg7 6. Bg2 O-O 7. O-O b6 8. d3 Bb7
2. Nbd2 Nbd7 10. Rc1 dxc4 11. Nxc4 c5 12. e4 e6 13. Nd6 Bc6 14. e5 Nd5 15. d4
   Rb8 16. a3 Ba8 17. Qd3 Nc7 18. h4 Ne8 19. Nxe8 Rxe8 20. Rfd1 Qe7 21. Nd2 Bxg2
3. Kxg2 cxd4 23. Nc4 Nxe5 24. Nxe5 Bxe5 25. Bxd4 Red8 26. Qc3 Bxd4 27. Rxd4
   Rxd4 28. Qxd4 Qxa3 29. Qc3 Qc5 30. Qxc5 bxc5 31. Rxc5 Rxb3 32. Ra5 Rb7 33. f4 f6
4. g4 Re7 35. Kf3 e5 36. fxe5 fxe5 37. Ke4 Kf7 38. g5 Ke8 39. Ra6 Kd8 40. Rf6
   Kc7 41. Ra6 Kb7 42. Ra4 Kb6 43. Rb4+ Kc5 44. Rb8 a5 45. Ra8 Kb4 46. Rb8+ Ka3 47.
   Ra8 a4 48. Rb8 Ka2 49. Ra8 a3 50. Rb8 Ka1 51. Ra8 a2 52. Ra6 Rb7 53. Kxe5 Kb2
5. Ra5 a1=Q 0-1

[fossil epoch]

nah

[fringe kelp]

Yes

Free

[winter chasm]

rly? i got the twtich drop and i didnt get it

[fossil epoch]

it doesnt

[winter chasm]

yea

thats why i want the diamond

[fringe kelp]

No you need to watch my stream for 2 hours make sure your twitch is connected to your chess.com account

[winter chasm]

your stream?

[fringe kelp]

Yes I enabled it on MY STREAM

[grim edge]

how did you come back from that

nice

[mild nest]

i went for the flag

[winter chasm]

other streams also enable it

[stone crow]

How much longer is your stream?

[mild nest]

ignore that the time control was 60+5

i like to try and flag them

[mild nest]

also it wasnt 60+5

[winter chasm]

whats ur stream

[fringe kelp]

5 more hours left

[stone crow]

Wait so I need to watch your stream for two hours and do what,

[mild nest]

bc im american 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 it was g60 d5

[grim edge]

for what

[fringe kelp]

By the way I’m afk I’ll come back but it’s fngamer4035

[winter chasm]

ok

[fringe kelp]

On my stream

[stone crow]

After watching for two hours what do I do to get diamond?

[fringe kelp]

Connect your twitch to your chess.com

[fossil epoch]

you get sent an email

[stone crow]

Alr

[fringe kelp]

Yes

[winter chasm]

email?

i already finished i think

[fringe kelp]

Wym

[fossil epoch]

it doesn't progress before you connect I think

[winter chasm]

like i think i finished the 2 hrs before

[fringe kelp]

Ik

[fringe kelp]

Connect first then stream

[fossil epoch]

check your drops inventory

[winter chasm]

where is that?

[odd yarrow]

anyone play me

im 1600

[mild nest]

<@&745328830649991179> advertising stream @fringe kelp

its annoying me

[fossil epoch]

just type twitch. tv/drops/inventory

[fringe kelp]

Crzy fr

[fossil epoch]

or inventory/drops

[mild nest]

u just annoyed me

i almost never ping mods

[odd yarrow]

sassy

[fossil epoch]

you weren't even talking tho

[fringe kelp]

Mute me

[mild nest]

ur gonna be soon enough, dont get impatient

[fringe kelp]

Kk

[echo kestrel]

Eh

[winter chasm]

is it supposed to take me to gmail

[fossil epoch]

no

[mystic stream]

hi guys

[echo kestrel]

no

[winter chasm]

lmaoo

[grim edge]

bruuh don't ping mods

[winter chasm]

lmao dont ping mod

[maiden mesa]

@grim edge hey, you're pretty good at chess. can you answer a question I have?

[fringe kelp]

Fr

[fossil epoch]

bluds really pinged mods twice for that shit

[grim edge]

sure go ahead

[maiden mesa]

What do I do if I put the Britta in the fridge without filling it up and I'm thirsty?

[fringe kelp]

W move

[mild nest]

ur gonna get muted for ping server mods for no reason

[odd yarrow]

@grim edge whats ur rating

[echo kestrel]

How are you 2750 and not titled..

[mild nest]

he is 300

[odd yarrow]

like you did

[grim edge]

around 2700

[winter chasm]

bro

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 111guest111

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Blitz: 2716 (peak)
Bullet: 2643 (2677 peak)

[grim edge]

BIG

[winter chasm]

ur a 500 and hes a 2600

[mild nest]

idiot, i pinged mods because someone was breaking the rules

[odd yarrow]

idiot you werent even talking

[fringe kelp]

Panda dm me I got u u can get my me,bership

[grim edge]

no

[echo kestrel]

I want your me,bership

[winter chasm]

i want memeber ship pls

i already dmed you

[fringe kelp]

Dm

[mild nest]

bros about to phish u 5 year olds

[grim edge]

someday

[fossil epoch]

wait where are you 2750

[mild nest]

its really that easy? "yo guys just click on this totally not sus link im gonna send u for free diamond membership"

[stone crow]

How to connect chess to twitch? @fringe kelp

[fossil epoch]

that's the way they send you the gift

like chess.com itself

it's like click this link to redeem

[surreal current]

when did u start playing?

[mild wyvern]

Does 1. e4 e5 2. h3 have a name?

[mild nest]

u guys dont realize how easy it is to fake that

[grim edge]

many years ago

[surreal current]

prob doesn’t play many tournaments

[mild nest]

id show u guys an example but mods would get mad

[grim edge]

yep

[surreal current]

what?

[grim edge]

but I will start again

[fossil epoch]

I think everybody knows that

[maiden mesa]

@grim edge so whats ur answer to my question

[grim edge]

what question

[maiden mesa]

what do i do if i put my water filter in the fridge without filling it and im thirsty

help please im getting thirstier by the second

[grim edge]

that's a hard question ngl

[echo kestrel]

True ig

[surreal current]

eat the water filter it has water in name so it probably is water

[maiden mesa]

ouch lost a game, 1187 now

still up elo since yesterday, a lot of it, but even so that sucks

[surreal current]

U will get it back bro

[grim edge]

my 8 year old sister is 100 rated in blitz. do I disown her or could she maybe recover?

[maiden mesa]

today ive gotten 57 elo. is that a W?

[grim edge]

she's been playing for over a month for reference

[maiden mesa]

Disown

[sage night]

actually mad

[grim edge]

figured

[surreal current]

disown and sell on black market for profit

[rose thunder]

is that u or the opponent

[mild nest]

thats what the average titled player is like

[maiden mesa]

i think ill stop for today, i dont wanna lose any more. I think I'll hit 1200 by tomorrow though, that's exciting

[mild nest]

when they lose to someone untitled

[grim edge]

she's literally at the lowest raring possible bro

[rose thunder]

so?

[grim edge]

I think it was over before it began

[mild nest]

its 100 not 1k

[grim edge]

she's 100

[surreal current]

maybe bad teacher tho?

[maiden mesa]

shes at 100 but yes 1k is very low

[mild nest]

no duh

[grim edge]

rofl

[rose thunder]

she should still be encouraged

[surreal current]

bro what💀

[mild nest]

aint no way a 600 called 1000 low

im gonna call 1000 low bc it is

[rose thunder]

who said that

[jovial vector]

Can someone play me so I can try some ponziani lines

[rose thunder]

yeah it’s low but it ain’t that low

[surreal current]

doesn’t mean he can’t say that 1000 is low tho💀

[tepid finch]

1k uscf and 1k cc are two very different things

[surreal current]

reasonable

[rose thunder]

as a ponziani player myself, this hurts me

[jovial vector]

Idk what that means

[balmy harbor]

Just made top 20% on chess.com lol

Considering lichess and other platform players, what percentage do y'all think i actually am? Lol

Like top 40%?💀

[grim edge]

W

[rose thunder]

how do I find percentages on cc

[upbeat viper]

too low to have any relevant meaning anyway

[tepid finch]

look in ur stats and there's a percentile

[balmy harbor]

Always a 'get good' person 🤣

[upbeat viper]

no , I'm being objective

[crisp grotto]

i was 1400 FIDE when I was 8, she sucks

[keen edge]

Welp i cant sleep its 1:25

[balmy harbor]

You managed to compliment yourself without actually answering my question 🤣

[rose thunder]

84.6 percentile for me is that good or bad

[upbeat viper]

being top 20% or 40% doesn't mean a lot

[upbeat viper]

uh ?

I don't care about myself I'm bad

[balmy harbor]

It is a pretty good indicator of how well im doing

Then why comment 🤣

[grim edge]

and now you're GM

[upbeat viper]

🤔

[rose thunder]

are u actually a 15 y/o gm?

[lean owl]

guys i wanna claim my two weeks free premium but i didnt get the email yet?

[tepid finch]

means ur rating is higher than 84% of chess.com accounts

[maiden mesa]

its ok, bout 1k right?

[sand crater]

80% of 2 hours

[crisp grotto]

currently a CM but getting NM this thanksgiving

[mild nest]

maybe a scam?

[tepid finch]

oh really didnt know that

[lean owl]

its the chess.com offical twitch account

[mild nest]

2000 cc cms r crazy

[lean owl]

the pog champs?

[mild nest]

oh

[keen edge]

What is cm?

[lean owl]

they litterly announced it

[mild nest]

i thought u were on the random guys twitch

[tepid finch]

candidate master i think

[crisp grotto]

played a tournaments pretty well

[grim edge]

she's played 62 rapid games. 3 blitz and 5 bullet

[mild nest]

there was a rando offering free diamond

[grim edge]

link to chess com

[lean owl]

alr

[grim edge]

your title

[mild nest]

he did

[crisp grotto]

oh shit I should

[mild nest]

wait maybe not his title

[crisp grotto]

i recently got it

like this summer, big tourni here in miami

Russia, but live in flroda

[grim edge]

free diamond and tt

[mild nest]

most titled players i face r toxic

[crisp grotto]

you got a title?

[mild nest]

"nice engine" when i played at 76 and they played at 66

[grim edge]

not yet

[echo kestrel]

Lol 1500 is nothing

[crisp grotto]

damn, where do you live that you are 2600 and no title 💀

[grim edge]

you should take that as a compliment ngl

like you're outplaying them

[echo kestrel]

Bruh and you're only 2000-2199? I'm the same rating as you and I'm 1560 uscf

[crisp grotto]

GET OUT OF HERE

[mild nest]

id take it as a compliment if i played well

[echo kestrel]

Bro my state is rigged

[crisp grotto]

WHERE DO YOU PLAY????

[sand crater]

How do you get chess titles

[echo kestrel]

Georgia. Everyone is underrated

[mild nest]

like being called a cheater when u didnt cheat and played like 95 is nice

[echo kestrel]

There's literally a guy whose 2200 chess.com and 1500 uscf in my state

[crisp grotto]

thats crazy

[sand crater]

then getting banned from it

[mild nest]

being called a cheater when u played at 76 is funny bc the opponent is just mad af

[mild nest]

hightly unlikely

[crisp grotto]

bro in bahamas, there are 1700 chess.com 2200 FIDE

[grim edge]

true

[sand crater]

ngl sometimes I think I played like Magnus and then the 56 accuracy pops up

[fossil epoch]

too real

[keen edge]

Ikr

[crisp grotto]

ong tho

[keen edge]

What hour is it for you?

[echo kestrel]

Wth...

[maiden mesa]

what time control is the elo role based on?

[fossil epoch]

I am like yeah that was a good game
then cc hits me with the 3 blunders 2 felonies and a murder

[crisp grotto]

yep, thats how i got my title

CM got it recently, been playing tournaments for a while

[fossil epoch]

I think it's rapid/blitz

[crisp grotto]

it really depends where you go, I went to play in bahamas

[echo kestrel]

Dang...

[maiden mesa]

does it automatically update?

[crisp grotto]

FIDE only

[fossil epoch]

yeah

[maiden mesa]

ok

[grim edge]

I have seen a CM that's 2900 on cc

[crisp grotto]

wtf

[grim edge]

CMs are op ngl

[sand crater]

I wanna get a chess title how do I do it

[crisp grotto]

go to a rural country, play a tournament there

[rose thunder]

play often

[fossil epoch]

and play well ofc

[grim edge]

play in your area

[crisp grotto]

obv, i've been playing since I was 4

[grim edge]

gl gl

[sand crater]

Do chess.com tournaments count

[crisp grotto]

no

[sand crater]

Dang

[crisp grotto]

USCF/FIDE ONLY

[grim edge]

with uscf you can get NM

[rose thunder]

what ELO sections are there in these chess federations

[crisp grotto]

google

[rose thunder]

so uscf has EM and SM. interesting.

Expert

[mild nest]

isnt it 1500

[versed wave]

whats the best opening

[grim edge]

caro

[rose thunder]

So I’m in like the lowest class

[rose thunder]

egg

[versed wave]

oka

[dreamy siren]

@lean bolt

[balmy harbor]

f3

[grim edge]

najdorf being the worst

[dreamy siren]

@lean bolt

[stable jungle]

Hey @versed wave, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[crisp grotto]

whats your main repeitore for black and white

[grim edge]

caro QGA or semi slav and e4 with white

[dreamy siren]

I'm in both

[grim edge]

he knows it's true

[fast kiln]

What up my fellow chessmen

[crisp grotto]

what's your best reply to modern

[lethal siren]

Might have just played my best game.

[grim edge]

the e5 line

[balmy harbor]

there is no sane d4 player

[crisp grotto]

wanna play against me

[dreamy siren]

Nah he's smart and knows it's not

[grim edge]

the one where blacks best reply in to sac the exchange

[fast kiln]

Solid

[crisp grotto]

never heard of it. im scared

[dreamy siren]

Once a 400 sent a game where they got a perf of 2500 then I put the game through game review on my 2100+ account and it gave them 1100. The algorithm lies to people unfortunately. Sorry to break it to you. @lethal siren

[grim edge]

let me get it

[rose thunder]

but Santa is still real right?

[grim edge]

one sec

[lethal siren]

ty

[dreamy siren]

It's for people's own good they know this stuff

[lethal siren]

I'll send the link to you so u can confirm it for me

[rose thunder]

Gotham server is bad enough with trolls I hear

[grim edge]

1. e4 g6 2. d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 d6 4. f4 a6 5. Nf3 b5 6. Bd3 Nd7 7. e5 c5 8. Be4 Rb8 9. O-O cxd4 10. Nxd4 dxe5 11. Nc6 Qb6+ 12. Kh1 Ngf6 13. Nxb8

[lethal siren]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/85189300705

[worn ice]

Geochessfan (941) vs. stayple (1021)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Bf4 Nc6 4. Nc3 Bg4 5. e3 e6 6. Bb5 Bb4 7. O-O O-O 8. h3 Bxf3 9. Qxf3 a6 10. Bxc6 bxc6 11. Ne2 Ne4 12. Rfd1 Nd2 13. Qg3 Ne4 14. Qh2 Qh4 15. g3 Qh5 16. g4 Qh4 17. Ng3 Nd2 18. c3 Nf3+ 19. Kg2 Nxh2 20. cxb4 Nxg4 21. hxg4 Qxg4 22. Rh1 f6 23. f3 Qg6 24. e4 e5 25. dxe5 fxe5 26. Bxe5 dxe4 27. fxe4 Qg4 28. Raf1 Rxf1 29. Rxf1 Rf8 30. Rxf8+ Kxf8 31. Bxc7 h5 32. Bd6+ Kf7 33. Kf2 h4 34. Ke3 hxg3 35. Kd3 Qd1+ 36. Kc3 Qxd6 37. Kb3 Qd3+ 

[dreamy siren]

Stop I'm just doing this to help people stop assuming people's motives when you don't know.

[lethal siren]

no it's ok, I've had questions about that before, and he might've just clarified it for me

[upbeat viper]

I was the one low on time tho'

idk why he started to play so slowly

[rose thunder]

I was wondering how u get friend of the server role

[upbeat viper]

or is it because I started bulleting my moves

idk

[violet pelican]

Can I have a link to the Gotham chess server

[upbeat viper]

you can't

[lethal siren]

[upbeat viper]

until Anitta revamps the system

[dreamy siren]

That time it gave the same as yours. But overall don't blindly trust the cc features all the time they give misinformation often.

You'll get confused

[upbeat viper]

so my answer would be irrelevant (and probably wrong)

[grim edge]

you can find it through his videos

[lethal siren]

ah ok.. What did u think of the game?

[violet pelican]

Wdym where in his videos

[grim edge]

in the description

[rose thunder]

description??

[restive storm]

why are you betting in pogchamps 5 💀

[dreamy siren]

It was decent for your level

[woven coyote]

when i was a kid, and had recently learned chess, i came up with an asymmetric game i called "check"

one player would play with a normal set of chess pieces, and the other player would play with a set of checker pieces

the chess player's goal is to capture all of the checker player's pieces, while the checker player's goal is to capture the chess player's king

[livid shore]

put your king on the opposite color square as the checkers pieces

[inland shore]

LMAO

[tepid finch]

was this from a gte vid

[inland shore]

Ye

That shit was funny asf

[dreamy siren]

They'll be able to enjoy it more knowing the truth and as a result not having their success held back

[tepid finch]

contrary to getting held back by seeing an inaccurate inflated chesscom elo it might motivate them to play more chess ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sand crater]

Bro

The 2 hour of watching chess didn’t work dude

[tepid finch]

i think you need your chess account to be connected to your twitch?

[hasty iris]

what does it show in your drops section

also u have to connect ur account to twitch

[grim edge]

My most recent game

[crisp grotto]

1 brilliant tho!

[grim edge]

1 brilliant W

[warped stirrup]

Yo Zax

[sand crater]

Did

[hasty iris]

and did u claim the drop?

[sand crater]

yes

[hasty iris]

and did u get an email?

[sand crater]

no

[hasty iris]

check spam folders

[sand crater]

nvm just did

[hasty iris]

lol

[dreamy siren]

Oh gosh!

[mild nest]

brilliant!!!1!!1!

[dreamy siren]

Brilliant moves on cc misrepresent reality. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it calls moves that are a sacrifice that isn't bad brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but cc doesn't represent that properly at all.

[hasty iris]

<@&745328830649991179> where can we vote to ban useless non chess images in general cause the whole convo gets pushed up and lost when someone posts something huge

[mild nest]

pov: i didnt ask

[dreamy siren]

Meaningless

[teal dragon]

Copium

[tepid finch]

just let people feel good about their lil blue icon man

[mild nest]

but brilliant!!1!1!!!111

[hasty iris]

it's a pasta

[dreamy siren]

It hurts their chess and holds them back I've observed it happen to thousands if not millions of people

[mild nest]

pasta that he made i think

[hasty iris]

bro knows a million people

[tepid finch]

i doubt you know a thousand ppl let alone a million my dude

[teal dragon]

Litwrally how💀💀💀it aint that deep

[hasty iris]

lol maybe

[mild nest]

ur being dumb now

[fiery beacon]

I sacrificed my queen for this beautiful checkmate in 2.

[dreamy siren]

I've seen it on the internet like discord servers and reddit

[mild nest]

it does not hurt their chess

be real starky

i agree that the algorithm sucks

[hasty iris]

but can u tell me why my move is brilliant

[dreamy siren]

No I'm not. This is basically what has happened

[fiery beacon]

He thought he was a genius by sacrificing his bishop so he could give me a rook check forcing my king away from my queen but taking my queen was a mistake.

[dreamy siren]

Broooo

[normal hatch]

Lessgoo. Cdawg won

[tepid finch]

nobodys ego gets so inflated they think they're magnus from a few brilliant moves

[mild nest]

im not reading that

[tepid panther]

"Can someone analyze my games" lmfao

[mild nest]

and because the white text is fricking impossible to read

[azure cloud]

need someone to play against for a bit

[tepid finch]

username froggytato

pop me a challenge

[upbeat viper]

phone issue

[mild nest]

dont disrespect the caro

[dreamy siren]

People get the wrong picture of reality though there's a lot more to playing brilliant chess than recognizing basic tactical patterns that happen to involve a sacrifice that any player should learn early on in their chess development.

[tepid finch]

people play chess for fun its not that deep

[dreamy siren]

Caro is trash though @lean bolt Agrees

[mild nest]

true, but when i got my first brilliant move i was SUPER excited despite it being a basic move

[mild nest]

indirect is 300 idc

i could beat him down a king

[teal dragon]

Why do you even care

[dreamy siren]

See that seems good on the surface but it leads to confusion and holds people's chess back

[hasty iris]

WHY IS THIS BRILLIANT

[teal dragon]

Literally whats your source

[mild nest]

i didnt think i was good because of it, but i did feel like i was improving a little ig

[dreamy siren]

Cause it's sad to see the chess community get corrupted so badly

[teal dragon]

How

[mild nest]

but nowadays when i see a brilliant move im like which move did i get a brilliancy for since it could really be any basic tactic i played

[mild nest]

i love the first one

[grim edge]

brillant moves are a scam, its the end of chess!

[mild nest]

except the caro part, caro is best

idc if u and indirect are some random bots that think its bad

[dreamy siren]

Why can't they find a way to make people happy that doesn't involve deceiving them?

[teal dragon]

BRILLIANTS KILL YOUR BRAINCELLS U ARE BEING BRAINWASHED

[hasty iris]

i wish it was more rare so the brilliant moves could actually be brilliant but i also understand the business side. chesscom wants people to get premium cause brilliant makes people feel good

[mild nest]

starkysharky approves

[hasty iris]

especially the lower rated people (most users)

[dreamy siren]

Well it was before they changed the algorithm a couple years ago

[grim edge]

I wish people would stop talking about brillant moves, like okay it sucks we get it

[mild nest]

now it makes it easier to get a brilliant if ur rating is lower

which i think is just the dumbest thing ever

[dreamy siren]

Yep just a deceptive marketing scheme

[jovial vector]

Had a really good game

[mild nest]

danny needs his millions tho

[normal hatch]

🔥

[grim edge]

lets boycott chess.com!!

[teal dragon]

I really dont see the problem. Sometimes they are easy finds othertimes not so much but its not deciveing anyone from playing their best chess

[mild nest]

6 innacuracies is good?

[hasty iris]

mod alert mutiny

[dreamy siren]

Why can't he do it some way without using deception?

[teal dragon]

I feel like you have a personal vendetta against me

[grim edge]

hopefully they find it funny enough to let it slide

[jovial vector]

@mild nest that was my opponent

[mild nest]

bc deception = more millions for danny

[hasty iris]

the only funny is the mirror in the morning 🤡

😦

[mild nest]

idc what happend the end position shows me ur 500

[grim edge]

You are badass

[dreamy siren]

Yep need to expose these deceptive greedy marketing schemes that corrupt the chess youth!

[mild nest]

like why is his king on h6

[teal dragon]

😱thx!- wait a minute...

[mild nest]

and why r u up 20 points of material

[mild nest]

sorry too lazy

[teal dragon]

Im now convinced you're just kidding at this point

[grim edge]

that gotta be advanced trolling

[jovial vector]

@mild nest I am 600 lol but I’m still tryna improve 🙂

[mild nest]

unfortunately he isnt

[grim edge]

bro is in his head

[mild nest]

he puts that in every server and actually tries to argue for it

[teal dragon]

U go king!

[mild nest]

and he isnt completely wrong

[grim edge]

he is kinda right ngl

[dreamy siren]

Why would you think I'm kidding?

[mild nest]

Did you just assume their pronouns

[mild nest]

thats what im saying

he exagerates a bit

[teal dragon]

The main point hes trying to emphasise is that its hindering peoples chess which has no basis

[mild nest]

but his point about brilliancies sucking is right

[teal dragon]

No. I checked their profile first.

[mild nest]

it says dude

[grim edge]

guys I think @dreamy siren doesnt like brillant moves

[mild nest]

he loves them

[teal dragon]

Yep

[mild nest]

and thinks the algorithm is perfect

[dreamy siren]

I like actual brilliant moves not the algorithm cc has to call moves that aren't brilliant brilliant

[teal dragon]

It aint that deep

[grim edge]

right, they just want our money!!!!

[mild nest]

so r u saying i didnt deserve a brilliant move for my mate in 3 back rank queen sacrifice i found in .0001 seconds?

[echo kestrel]

Lol rapid is so easy

[grim edge]

(I do not have a membershop nor will ever have one and just complaining for no reason)

[mild nest]

pov: i didnt ask?

[dreamy siren]

Yep that's exactly what in saying

[mild nest]

but i think that was brilliant no?

[grim edge]

haha fr

[grim edge]

2k when?

[teal dragon]

The algorithm cant decide whats easy or not to find for a human because it doesnt think like one. So it gives them out to sacrifices thats literally all there is

[hasty iris]

bro just confirmed he wont play in my arena that gives memberships SAD! 😭 🤡

[mild nest]

such a difficult move to spot, it took me a whole 0.0001 seconds!

[grim edge]

I promise I will

[hasty iris]

bro just gave me a good reason to not give him his prize! HAPPY! keep diamond for myself 🙂

[mild nest]

ok gn

[steel depot]

Hi

[mild nest]

im tired of sharkies bs

even tho its right for the most part

[grim edge]

honestly yeah cause I wont be playing that much chess in like a week or so

gn

[mild nest]

im just too tired to argue with the 500s who r crying bc he is right

[mild nest]

gn

[grim edge]

💀

[hasty iris]

💀

[grim edge]

us

going to florida for a week and then uni

[hasty iris]

bruh im never stepping foot in florida again

i wish you luck

[grim edge]

I will survive

[hasty iris]

the humidity as soon as you walk out of the airport

[echo kestrel]

Yay

[hasty iris]

deathly

[echo kestrel]

Dang

[echo kestrel]

Today

[grim edge]

well I used to live on a sailboat so im used to it

in florida and in summer

[hasty iris]

WHAT

thats pretty cool

[grim edge]

so it cant be that bad with ac

[jovial vector]

You were a pirate ?

[dreamy siren]

Nope you're brainwashed

[grim edge]

what do you want us to do about it?

[hasty iris]

@dreamy siren where is the brilliancy cutoff for depth according to you?

[grim edge]

bro wants to link

[hasty iris]

uh... maybe one day but it's kinda far bro

near toronto canada

[jovial vector]

Im in Texas don’t come here it’s terrible

[hasty iris]

btw have a question, what do you guys think canada is like?

[dreamy siren]

Realize it's true and set your priorities in terms of chess straight accordingly to the fact that they give misinformation often.

[hasty iris]

how cold do u think it is

💀

[normal hatch]

Wait, theres an untitled Tuesday. I didnt know thiss

[hasty iris]

ive never been to texas but i sure aint gonna believe you if you say it's 120 F

[elfin pebble]

i normally don't like being that guy. but can someone game review a game fore me

[grim edge]

lmao

[echo kestrel]

Sandbagging be like:

[grim edge]

I dropped 100 elo but accidentally

[elfin pebble]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/85192223409?tab=review

[digital phoenix]

murica

[worn ice]

mannixminecraft (1394) vs. vprin (552)

Move List

1. [e4] c5 2. c3 Nc6 3. d4 d6 4. dxc5 dxc5 5. Qxd8+ Nxd8 6. Nf3 Nc6 7. Bb5 Bd7 8. Bxc6 Bxc6 9. Nbd2 e6 10. b3 Nf6 11. e5 Ne4 12. Nxe4 Bxe4 13. c4 Bxf3 14. gxf3 g6 15. Be3 b6 16. O-O-O Bg7 17. f4 O-O 18. Rd7 g5 19. fxg5 Bxe5 20. h4 Rfd8 21. Rhd1 Rxd7 22. Rxd7 Kg7 23. h5 Bd4 24. Bxd4+ cxd4 25. Rxd4 h6 26. gxh6+ Kxh6 27. Rf4 Kg7 28. h6+ Kf8 29. h7 Kg7 30. Rh4 Rd8 31. Kc2 Rh8 32. Kd3 Rxh7 33. Rxh7+ Kxh7 34. Ke4 Kg6 35. Ke5 Kg7 36. f4 Kg6 37. a4 a5 38. Ke4 Kf6 39. Kf3 Kf5 40. Ke3 Kf6 41. Ke4 Kg6 42. Ke5 Kg7 43. f5 exf5 44. Kxf5 f6 45. Ke4 Kg6 46. Kd4 Kf5 47. Kc3 Kg4 48. c5 bxc5 49. Kc4 f5 50. Kxc5 f4 51. Kd4 f3 52. b4 axb4 53. a5 f2 54. a6 f1=Q 55. Ke3 Qxa6 56. Kd4 b3 57. Kc3 Qb5 58. Kb2 Kf3 59. Kb1 b2 60. Ka2 b1=R 61. Ka3 Qa6# 

[echo kestrel]

Same

[elfin pebble]

LETOO

[echo kestrel]

That doesn't even make sense

It just drops a rook

[echo kestrel]

It's a fake brilliant. Don't celebrate

There is none

Wait nvm

It actually makes sense

[elfin pebble]

IT S BRILLANT BLUNDER

[tepid finch]

maybe after qxa1 play nb5 to threaten a fork or trap the queen?

[grim edge]

do NOT let starkysharky see this

[echo kestrel]

It's cuz otherwise you'd lose more pieces

He took a bishop. The idea is if you didn't take, there's no way to stop dxc3 and then if you play bxc3, you lose the queen after Bxc3

So you had to take and sac the rook

[tepid finch]

speak of the devil

[elfin pebble]

thank uuu

[dreamy siren]

Thx these people need to learn what to celebrate and flex. For example me I've beat IM and FM in otb tournaments and drew a GM and tied for the 1st place prize for the 2000-2199 category at US Open! Now that's the type of thing to flex people! Take a lesson rather than saying "look at my brilliant move" (Insert ss of basic calculation that happened to involve a sacrifice)

[digital phoenix]

+8

[echo kestrel]

Jeez that's crazy...

[vernal goblet]

anyone rated 1500 wanna pla y

nvm

[echo kestrel]

Bro I'm 2150 chess.com and I'm 1560 uscf..

[dreamy siren]

Yeah much crazier than calculating 2 moves ahead

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[digital phoenix]

who needs a high rating anyway

drop ur otb rating to the ground and farm

[dreamy siren]

Oh I'm like high 2100s chess.com blitz and around 2100 uscf cause I'm a really slow player

[tepid panther]

Fr

[digital phoenix]

number doesnt even matter its basically just very winning for white

[echo kestrel]

Bruh..

[digital phoenix]

see stop playing bullet noob

[dreamy siren]

At US Open I got down an hour on the clock in probably half of my games if not more

[echo kestrel]

Ik I did 😦

[digital phoenix]

i went to a 30+30 tournament and i finished 7/8 games above 30mins

[echo kestrel]

Wowww dang

[grim edge]

so much fake magnus carlsens here

[dreamy siren]

It's the stuff that happens to me all the time I'm just a really slow thinker

[digital phoenix]

en passant should work ngl

it threatens the queen

[echo kestrel]

I once finished an entire 3 round 45+5 tournament in an hour total 💀

[digital phoenix]

if u take queen opponent takes queen also its fine

[grim edge]

who is the best chess player in the world rn

[digital phoenix]

van geet and alekhine

[dreamy siren]

45+5 is way too fast for me I only play stuff that's like like 80+30, 80d30 or faster

[digital phoenix]

looks ok to me equal material

[grim edge]

yea magnus carlsen is better than ding

[hasty iris]

who knows

[grim edge]

he never participates in events anymore idk why

[hasty iris]

magnus and fabi were equal going into rapid

[digital phoenix]

im better than magnus carlsen trust

[hasty iris]

ding is world champ quality for sure

not a fluke

magnus has been faltering lately cause he doesnt care as much idk

bro has already accomplished everything in chess

[grim edge]

he destroyed fabi, wesley so, ian nepomnianichi, alireza firouza

yellow guys

[hasty iris]

bro got 7th in his last tournament 💀

[grim edge]

that wasnt his last tournament ;sb

his last tournament was aim chess rapid

[mystic stream]

Magnus

[restive storm]

magnus carlsen has been retired at least 2 times this year by chess fan critics

[hasty iris]

thats not a fide official tournament thats some random chesscom thing

[grim edge]

hes playing in the world cup rn

[hasty iris]

and it's rapid online bruh

[hasty iris]

ye i know

[grim edge]

okay? still big names play?

[hasty iris]

but his last tournament he trolled

7th is very unusual for magnus

[spare tree]

me

[restive storm]

norway chess was a terrible tournament for magnus

[spare tree]

i've beaten magnus

[hasty iris]

bro wants to count titled tuesday too?

[restive storm]

his first round loss to fabi might have been a reason

[spare tree]

how am i trusted

[hasty iris]

were talking about fide classical tournaments where top level players play very serious chess

[digital phoenix]

red

[grim edge]

doesnt matter what format they are still big names

[mystic stream]

Is that racially motivated

[hasty iris]

CCT and Titled Tuesday does not count for 💩

[grim edge]

hot pink

[latent pebble]

waht is graz variation

[restive storm]

cct counts if we talk about rapid though but classical is completely different

[latent pebble]

all those free chessable courses I have on the ruy don't even feature the caro variation either I don't think

[restive storm]

what

[hasty iris]

we were talking about the World championship title with ding not playing classical events

[restive storm]

what's the caro variation 💀

[grim edge]

u do realise that the tours are what makes them be able to participate in the world championship

[mystic stream]

Is that racially movitaed

[latent pebble]

smh

[hasty iris]

bro u dont understand how it works

[restive storm]

ok sorry lol

[hasty iris]

CCT is entirely unrelated to FIDE.

[restive storm]

oh just Bb3

[hasty iris]

CCT was a Magnus Group thing (now a chess.com thing)

it is completely unrelated to FIDE

[restive storm]

caro variation it usually just transposes to another line

[mystic stream]

Oof I might not be able to play TT tmr

[grim edge]

so ur telling me that the tournament in zagreb croatia was not important?

[latent pebble]

a6 b5 bc5

is graz

[hasty iris]

you are thinking of something else youre thinking of the fide circuit

[digital phoenix]

wales

[hasty iris]

bro is lost

[grim edge]

no ur point is that if it isnt classical chess it isnt important

[restive storm]

you can probably transpose to the arkhangelsk variation in that

[mystic stream]

Whales

[grim edge]

which isnt true at all

[digital phoenix]

sheep

[latent pebble]

hm

[mystic stream]

Cow

[latent pebble]

so just c3?

[grim edge]

I cannot sleep

[digital phoenix]

fish

[grim edge]

Someone help me

[drifting rune]

who wanna play me in chess

[mystic stream]

Seagull

[digital phoenix]

eagle

[grim edge]

guy is saying whole lotta nothing

[restive storm]

yeah and after d6 O-O Nf6 it transposes
I see this also interesting idea with a4 instead of castles but I don't have time to check it right now
you can see for yourself if you want

[drifting rune]

who wants to play me in chess

[grim edge]

shut yo as

[mystic stream]

Pig

[digital phoenix]

snake

[grim edge]

Someone crack my neck

[keen parrot]

hi chat

[hasty iris]

i never said rapid wasnt important but i was talking about magnus' latest tournament which was Norway Chess 2023 in which he got 7th place. You randomly bring up CCT as if it matters in our serious chess conversation

[mystic stream]

Bird

[drifting rune]

monkey

[grim edge]

hi chat

Char says hi

why the hell r u always here tilt

[drifting rune]

who wanna play me in chess

[keen parrot]

smh you again

[grim edge]

it does relate, norway chess wasnt his last tournament :sb

[mystic stream]

Says u bruv

[grim edge]

Tilt is always a welcome sight here

[grim edge]

no you again smh

[restive storm]

oh wait @latent pebble check d4 instead of castles
because after exd4 cxd4 Bb6 Ng5 this takes advantage that black can't castle and attacks f7

[grim edge]

shut up

[mystic stream]

Nah

[hasty iris]

in the context of serious chess, yes it was. which is what we're discussing

[keen parrot]

Its you not me istg

[mystic stream]

Fax

[digital phoenix]

mammal

[hasty iris]

we are not talking about titled tuesday or CCT events

[grim edge]

fine its me, hi

[mystic stream]

Reptile

[grim edge]

As someone with nothing better to do

[grim edge]

so other tournaments arent serious chess?

im the problem, its me

Tilt isnt always here

[keen parrot]

hello

[hasty iris]

yes. titled tuesday is not serious. champions chess tour is not serious either

[grim edge]

However you miciela

he's always here when im here smh

Youre like here everytime

[hasty iris]

Serious chess are FIDE rated events

[mystic stream]

No

[grim edge]

your saying whole lotta nothing 🇸🇧

[hasty iris]

ok

[grim edge]

rapid and blitz croatia was literally rated

nah i always see his hi chat

Fide is serious

[keen parrot]

fr, doesn't she have a bf or sum

[sturdy tinsel]

👰🏿‍♂️

[grim edge]

Hes fictional dw

[latent pebble]

yea position says like +1 if d6 or something

[mystic stream]

Anyone wanna 1v1

[grim edge]

see fictional

[keen parrot]

lmao

[mystic stream]

Fr

[grim edge]

whats ur rating

[mystic stream]

Only npcs are on discord that much

[keen parrot]

even the girls here can't find a partner

[grim edge]

im?

[spare tree]

wym

[grim edge]

sure we can play dms

In the end of the day we all are fictional

Since we live in a simulation

[mystic stream]

Girls with bfs aren't in chews discord

[grim edge]

thats why chess players dont get gfs cuz their match takes hours

@mystic stream lets play

[upbeat viper]

don't hesitate to connect your account

[digital phoenix]

amphibian

[mystic stream]

Dinosaur

[mystic stream]

What's ur elo

[keen parrot]

talking from experience?

[grim edge]

quick questions champion chess tours are serious chess right?

[grim edge]

Fr they can last 5 hours in a chair but cant last 5 minutes in bed

[digital phoenix]

saber tooth tiger

[upbeat viper]

yep ?

[hasty iris]

bro had to ask

[grim edge]

yeah, i wouldnt recommend it but good thing i got patience

[mystic stream]

Homosapian

[gilded raft]

[digital phoenix]

ape

[grim edge]

LMAO BORING

[upbeat viper]

not the biggest event but

[keen parrot]

lucky bf

[grim edge]

no no no i was just confirming

[mystic stream]

Monkey

[digital phoenix]

gorilla