💬〡general-off-topic

[raw spoke]

It’s bradenall the auto correct

[hard gyro]

Disputing anything and everything I say for no reason.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> uno92

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Rapid: 1553 (peak)
Blitz: 1160 (1254 peak)
Bullet: 1300 (1439 peak)

[shrewd vapor]

Sent

[digital phoenix]

i hate mechanics

[grim edge]

Shall I send you a game in a DM good sir?

[hard gyro]

Physics, hm?

[digital phoenix]

math actually

[hard gyro]

...what?

[shrewd vapor]

Accept bro

[echo ember]

are these good?

[fallen wadi]

It’s that really hard to find though at 1400v

[hard gyro]

Mechanics in Maths?

[digital phoenix]

yeah they put mechanics into math cos they want to kill everyone

[grim edge]

Would anyone care for a quick match of the pawn game?

[fallen wadi]

Like fr that’s not hard to find

[hard gyro]

How does that even work?

[grim edge]

Spare a few minutes to move some pieces or two, hmm?

[raw spoke]

take a calc class

[shrewd vapor]

@raw spoke ????

[raw spoke]

oh rematch sorry

[fallen wadi]

Why is this just joined still talking 🔥🔥🗣️

[grim edge]

A game of… life? Some may call it

[hard gyro]

All I know is Differentiation and Integration.

[digital phoenix]

its basically physics mechanics

[fallen wadi]

Chess is….

[hard gyro]

Ah.

[grim edge]

Does anyone here have a crush on Alexandra botez

[fallen wadi]

[grim edge]

…You don’t know who that is?

Did I switch timelines again

[hard gyro]

We know her obviously

But why would you have a crush on her

[grim edge]

Cuz she smart and hot

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/rotating-skull-gif-24524852

[grim edge]

Can I not like people?

[fallen wadi]

Like them on the inside

[pure matrix]

MESSI MASTERCLASS

[grim edge]

having celebrity crushes is 😬

I’ve watched her stream like 5 times chill

[pure matrix]

2 free kicks 2 goals

[grim edge]

Having a crush =/= obsession

[fallen wadi]

It was unnecessary to say that

[digital phoenix]

sort of is

[fallen wadi]

Why the just JOINS BE SAYING THE MOST

[grim edge]

Whatever you’re just jealous

[fallen wadi]

how can I be jealous 💀💀

[digital phoenix]

jealous of what u crushing on someone ur never gonna get?

[hard gyro]

I think the point of having a crush is being obsessed with that individual.

[grim edge]

.

[fallen wadi]

There is plenty of fish in the sea ngl

[grim edge]

No that’s called being in love

so im in love with blåhaj apparently

[fallen wadi]

And plus I gotta be 2300 to get the females

[hard gyro]

You cannot have a crush if you're not "being in love" with that person

[digital phoenix]

i dont think so

[grim edge]

Pretty sure you can

[fallen wadi]

Yes I do bro

Chess is life, so I have to

[hard gyro]

Most girls don't even care about chess lmao

[fallen wadi]

How did gotham chess get married then

Because HES AN IM

ITS OBVIOUS

[hard gyro]

Because he isn't OBSESSED with chess at the level you are

Chess is his job

[shrewd vapor]

?

[fallen wadi]

:(((;

[hard gyro]

Man's only motivation to play chess is to get gyals.

[torpid lintel]

my opponent find nice sacrifice!

[fallen wadi]

I’m just kidding y’all

[shrewd vapor]

So?

[fallen wadi]

I wanna be a grandmaster ngl

[grim edge]

That’s why she’s so cool. Alexandra Kitten 4 lyfe 👸🏻

[hard gyro]

It's counter-intuitive.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

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Rapid: 1508 (peak)
Blitz: 1182 (1209 peak)
Bullet: 1570 (1571 peak)

[digital phoenix]

im 2300 wheres my girls

[shrewd vapor]

What's your motive to play chess?

[fallen wadi]

You gotta find them

[digital phoenix]

ah too lazy do u want my 2300 rating instead

[mossy comet]

drywall 😍😍😍

[hard gyro]

Fun, ig. I don't take chess too seriously to have a motive for it.

[fallen wadi]

It only works when ur 2300 in the inside

[grim edge]

Does anyone want to play a quick game of the ol’ Chessers?

I am 500 rated and will quick your ass

[shrewd vapor]

No

[grim edge]

You scared

[shrewd vapor]

Yes come

[grim edge]

Chicken

[shrewd vapor]

slap00 send invite

[digital phoenix]

id kick urs but im too lazy

[grim edge]

the second i stopped playing chess i got the bitches 🗣️

[digital phoenix]

more like u get identity crisis

[grim edge]

Sent an invite

Waiting

[hasty iris]

play me i just finished with someone i need blitz/bullet practice unrated

[hard gyro]

Deep

[grim edge]

nah that was long overdue, even when i was playing chess

[viral epoch]

Duckduckdduckeukfudkcu

HI

Ily, nini

[digital phoenix]

holy shit i solved a question and i still dont know what im doing

[vocal blade]

When will my profile update

[hard gyro]

Me when Integration

[digital phoenix]

play a few games of each tc

[digital phoenix]

differentiation and integration is the easiest

[hard gyro]

Application of Integrals was hell

Keyword being was

[digital phoenix]

is that under graph one

[hard gyro]

Area of graph

[digital phoenix]

i liked that

[shrewd vapor]

Fraud.

[cobalt sluice]

i freakin love bananas

[grim edge]

I blundered cuz I’m high

I almost had you

[shrewd vapor]

Nice excuse

Don't ever call me a chicken

Fraud

[cobalt sluice]

bro thinks he marty💀

[shrewd vapor]

You didn't blunder bro you had no other choice

[grim edge]

🐔

[fickle rampart]

I love lessons

[daring oxide]

Hello

[shrewd vapor]

Fraud

[shrewd vapor]

You again

[boreal surge]

d

[cobalt sluice]

yes me again

[cobalt sluice]

negativity

[boreal surge]

anyone want to hop in a call and play]

[hot hazel]

hmm

[shrewd vapor]

@grim edge this isn't a blunder bro I smoked you

[crystal jewel]

why did I lose rating for getting a puzzle correct

[grim edge]

time

i think

[final condor]

Time indeed

[vocal blade]

Bro no update

[weak chasm]

Forced promotion checkmate:
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/85119132297?tab=analysis

[worn ice]

caion2 (853) vs. AtharvNix (853)

Move List

1. e4 d6 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nc3 g6 4. d4 Bg7 5. Bc4 O-O 6. Ng5 e6 7. Nxe6 Bxe6 8. Bxe6 fxe6 9. O-O e5 10. dxe5 dxe5 11. Qxd8 Rxd8 12. Re1 Nc6 13. Bg5 h6 14. Bxf6 Bxf6 15. Rad1 Rxd1 16. Rxd1 Nb4 17. Nd5 Nxd5 18. exd5 Kg7 19. c4 h5 20. g3 a5 21. a3 Ra6 22. b4 axb4 23. axb4 e4 24. b5 Ra4 25. c5 Be7 26. d6 cxd6 27. cxd6 Bf6 28. d7 Ra8 29. Rc1 Bg5 30. Rc8 Ra1+ 31. Kg2 e3 32. fxe3 Ra2+ 33. Kf3 Rxh2 34. d8=Q Bxd8 35. Rxd8 Kf6 36. Rd7 b6 37. Rd6+ Kg5 38. Rxb6 h4 39. Re6 Rh3 40. b6 Rxg3+ 41. Kf2 Kg4 42. b7 Rf3+ 43. Kg2 h3+ 44. Kh2 Rf2+ 45. Kg1 Rb2 46. Rxg6+ Kh4 47. Rg7 h2+ 48. Kh1 Kh3 49. e4 Rb1+ 50. Rg1 [hxg1=Q#] 

[weak chasm]

7 great moves, long game

I am black

[grim edge]

anyways goodnight everyone ima commit 🛌

[grim edge]

Yeah that was way after

Nice try

[digital phoenix]

u blundered meaning ur bad stop giving excuses

[final condor]

🛌

[hot hazel]

wow you must have never blundered in your life

[cunning urchin]

who wants to play

10 min

[weak chasm]

elo range?

[boreal surge]

@cunning urchin mw

[cunning urchin]

1500

[weak chasm]

nah Ill pass

[cunning urchin]

jk not my elo

[weak chasm]

if any1 below 1k, hit me up

[cunning urchin]

10 min ?

[boreal surge]

@cunning urchin ye

[digital phoenix]

im bad

[weak chasm]

I am not being racist but, I usually defeat 80% of the americans I play against..

in my elo range

of course

[digital phoenix]

i usually defeat 100% of the indians i play against otb

90%

[weak chasm]

otb?

[digital phoenix]

over the board

[weak chasm]

ohh

[digital phoenix]

tournaments and all

[weak chasm]

physical? nice

[digital phoenix]

im like 9/10

[cobalt sluice]

i usually lose 100% of the time against indians on chess.com 😔

[weak chasm]

I never got the chance to play irl

against someone from US or Europe

[hot hazel]

I win against 95% of people I have played in chicago

me who has been to chicago once to play a tournament and won

[weak chasm]

I missed my inter school selection tournament after winning one match because I got diarhha

[restive storm]

https://tenor.com/view/slither-snake-slithering-cold-hearted-gif-23612948

[cobalt sluice]

diarrhea*

[hot hazel]

...

[shrewd vapor]

You are 110% from india

[weak chasm]

yes

[digital phoenix]

if u play tournaments there should normally be someone not from ur country

[shrewd vapor]

Because of the way you said inter school

[weak chasm]

No?

That does not make any sense

[digital phoenix]

fide rated tournaments

but idk maybe india no

[weak chasm]

oh

and isnt chess.com rules diff from FIDE

?

[digital phoenix]

normal chess rules the same plus some extra otb rules

like touchmove illegal move and all

[weak chasm]

I played for fun in my school since we weren;t allowed to go outside for basketball, the guy I was playing against did not know about repitition rule, 50 move rule and I forced a draw and he mocked me that i did this for losing

and by the way, he said takebacks are allowed and did even after I moved, and then he didin't allow me to takeback and I lost my queen

he is a piece of crap

I still hate him

[restive storm]

everybody chill until someone counts 50 moves otb and claims a draw

[cunning urchin]

anyone else want to play a 5 min game

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> havefun12343

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1200 (1299 peak)
Blitz: 608 (1200 peak)
Bullet: 905 (1001 peak)

[digital phoenix]

if its not classical no one does that

unless someone writes maybe

[restive storm]

yeah in classical you write the moves so you'll be able to tell

[digital phoenix]

maybe u just purposely prolong

kr vs kr just play until u finish the paper and draw

[weak chasm]

869 elo

having premium feels good

unlimited reviews

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/85120276025?tab=review

[restive storm]

but for something like queen vs rook the 50 moves really matter

[worn ice]

ab133726 (884) vs. AtharvNix (869)

Move List

1. d4 d6 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nc3 g6 4. h3 Bg7 5. a3 O-O 6. e3 Nc6 7. Bd3 b6 8. O-O Bb7 9. d5 Ne5 10. Nxe5 dxe5 11. e4 c6 12. Bg5 h6 13. Bxf6 Bxf6 14. Qf3 cxd5 15. exd5 e6 16. Rfe1 exd5 17. Nxd5 Bxd5 18. Qe3 Bg5 19. Qg3 Re8 20. Rad1 f5 21. Bxf5 gxf5 22. Rxe5 Rxe5 23. Qxe5 Bf6 24. Qxd5+ Qxd5 25. Rxd5 Bxb2 26. Rxf5 Kg7 27. a4 Kg6 28. Rd5 Ba3 29. Rd3 Re8 30. Rxa3 Re1+ 31. Kh2 Rc1 32. Rc3 Ra1 33. Rc6+ Kh5 34. Rc4 b5 35. axb5 a5 36. b6 Rb1 37. Rc5+ Kg6 38. Rxa5 Rxb6 39. Rc5 Rf6 40. f3 h5 41. g4 h4 42. Kg2 Re6 43. Rh5 Re2+ 44. Kf1 Rxc2 45. Rxh4 Rc1+ 46. Kf2 Rc2+ 47. Kg3 Rc1 48. Rh5 Rg1+ 49. Kh4 Ra1 50. Rf5 Ra3 51. f4 Ra8 52. Rg5+ Kf6 53. Rh5 Ra4 54. f5 Ra3 55. Rh6+ Ke5 56. f6 Ra8 57. g5 Ke6 58. g6 Kxf6 59. g7+ Kxg7 60. Rc6 Ra4+ 61. Kg3 Ra3+ 62. Kh2 Ra2+ 63. Kg1 Kf7 64. Rc3 Kf6 65. h4 Kg6 66. Rh3 Ra1+ 67. Kg2 Ra2+ 68. Kg3 Kh5 69. Kf3 Ra3+ 70. Kg2 Ra2+ 71. Kf3 Ra3+ 72. Kg2 Ra1 73. Kf2 Kg4 74. Ke2 Ra2+ 75. Kd3 Ra3+ 76. Kc2 [Rxh3] 

[weak chasm]

3 greats, 27 best, 25 excellent

not a bad game

I'm black

[hard gyro]

Why is the server so dead

[hasty iris]

me send username or link

[hasty iris]

bruh look what time it is

this server is mainly north american and european. sleep time for both

[hard gyro]

10:00 AM?

[hard gyro]

Indians :

[hasty iris]

look at what i just typed

mostly north american and european

[hard gyro]

Cringe

Very risky name

[shrewd vapor]

?

[covert cosmos]

s

[cunning urchin]

anyone want to play 5 min game

[cunning urchin]

ok

[hasty iris]

what is ur username

[torpid lintel]

You didn't sleep?

I was thinking you going for sleep 😅

[cunning urchin]

https://play.chess.com/PdcjL

[vocal hazel]

Anyone wanna 1v1

[cunning urchin]

after i beat this dude

[vocal hazel]

Kick his ass

[torpid lintel]

Haha Go and sleep. I guess it is late for you right?

[idle ember]

hey guys i wanna verse someone really good at chess Anyone 1900+ wanna play?

[torpid lintel]

I am not 1900

[vocal hazel]

I’m 1700 😭

[hasty iris]

gg

[cunning urchin]

after i lose to him

[hasty iris]

bruh

u aint do no beating frfr

[cunning urchin]

do i actually have to try

[hasty iris]

ye

[cunning urchin]

be humble

[hasty iris]

[vocal hazel]

Did you win?

[hasty iris]

yes

[cunning urchin]

yea

[vocal hazel]

W

Send game link

[cunning urchin]

jk i losy

[vocal hazel]

Gimme a m I gotta find a sprite

[hasty iris]

what is a sprite

[cunning urchin]

i messed up with trading queens

maybe i coulda lost that pawn

[hasty iris]

just take that pawn with your knight

[cunning urchin]

yea should of done that

[hasty iris]

also u could just move your knight out of danger instead of attacking my bishop with your rook

then it's at least equal

[cunning urchin]

rematch?

[hasty iris]

sure

[cunning urchin]

u send link

[hasty iris]

bro gonna show his true strength

[surreal current]

how do u get NM and CM?

[hasty iris]

https://play.chess.com/GJZDc

[cunning urchin]

nah ill go 10%

[hasty iris]

wikipedia it

[surreal current]

alr

[vocal hazel]

@cunning urchin

Ready

[surreal current]

2200 plus elo and u can quality for the titles

[cunning urchin]

gg

[hasty iris]

gg

[cunning urchin]

im not good with quick games

[hasty iris]

ye ik

[cunning urchin]

my opening was better for sure

[surreal current]

then why not tell me😭

[hasty iris]

you can also get CM by winning a junior championship

[grim edge]

bric

[hasty iris]

cause it was too long to type

[hasty iris]

hey

[surreal current]

what is a junior championship?

[grim edge]

yellow

[surreal current]

reasonable

[hasty iris]

fide junior tournaments

[cunning urchin]

what is ur elo

[hasty iris]

u a fan?

[grim edge]

no.. yellow is hello

[hasty iris]

bro we just played lol u can see my rating on my profile

[grim edge]

[hasty iris]

this again 😠

[cunning urchin]

i didnt check

[grim edge]

yes that again

[cunning urchin]

i just played, now im curious

[grim edge]

let's play tbh ima try something

[hasty iris]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDOL7iY8kfo

[grim edge]

wth is that

[grim edge]

yellow brick

[cunning urchin]

so whats ur elo brick

[hasty iris]

1600 rapid

1500 blitz 1400 bullet

[grim edge]

you're 1600?

[hasty iris]

ye

[cunning urchin]

bet $5 i can beat u in 10 min game

[hasty iris]

dont pull out stockfish 💀

[cunning urchin]

if u got cashapp

ill stream my screen

[hasty iris]

im canadian we dont have cashapp or venmo here

nah bro i aint playing for money lol

@grim edge what do u want to try

[cunning urchin]

ok i never said u had to

[grim edge]

wth 1600 is the lowest rating in my friendlist

[hasty iris]

maybe someone in chesstalk wants to tho

[grim edge]

that's cool

[hasty iris]

im a disappointment

[cunning urchin]

wanna play 10 min game? i invented a new opening

its called the matrix

[hasty iris]

actually i think im much higher rated than right now cause i can beat 2200s

[grim edge]

lol no you're 2 1600s

[cunning urchin]

so?

[hasty iris]

but i dont play rated games

[cunning urchin]

i bet i can go 60+ moves against you without losing any points

[hasty iris]

@grim edge check this game

https://www.chess.com/game/live/85114295181/

[worn ice]

SAP2017 (2259) vs. sjbfan (1409)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. e5 d5 3. exd6 cxd6 4. Qh5 Nf6 5. Qd1 Nc6 6. Bb5 a6 7. Bxc6+ bxc6 8. Nf3 d5 9. d4 c5 10. c3 Qc7 11. Ne5 Bd6 12. Bf4 O-O 13. Qd2 Bb7 14. Nd3 c4 15. Bxd6 Qxd6 16. Ne5 a5 17. O-O a4 18. Qe3 Nd7 19. Re1 Nxe5 20. Qxe5 Qxe5 21. Rxe5 Bc6 22. Nd2 Rab8 23. Nf3 Rxb2 24. h3 Rfb8 25. Kh2 Rc2 26. Re3 Rbb2 27. Rf1 Rxf2 28. Rxf2 Rxf2 29. Ne5 Be8 30. Re2 Rxe2 

[hasty iris]

i beat 2200 in a positional game

[supple ledge]

do you want to play chess

[grim edge]

nah i dont play rapid, it makes me sleepy

[hasty iris]

^^^ truth

[minor owl]

800 take it or leave it

[grim edge]

Hi

[hasty iris]

hi

[grim edge]

i legit slept on it 2 times

[cunning urchin]

nice game

[hasty iris]

thx

[cunning urchin]

yall just dont have no patience

[grim edge]

wait for a bit brick

[hasty iris]

10 minutes is a snooze fest

[grim edge]

ill watch

[hasty iris]

for?

[minor owl]

its the most accurate form of chess

[hasty iris]

im confusedddde

[hasty iris]

no el classico is the most accurate

[grim edge]

I've done my research, i cant beat you

[minor owl]

no clue what that is

[hasty iris]

classical chess

[cunning urchin]

u cant even beat me

[minor owl]

what time control

[grim edge]

okay T^T

[hasty iris]

ur account is definitely not real btw

[grim edge]

elmaw

[cunning urchin]

how come

[hasty iris]

classical chess... it's like 2 hours for 4 moves then u get another hour plus increment

[minor owl]

wtf

[hasty iris]

ur 200 rated but u play like 1100

[cobalt sluice]

why do bananas get a bad rep

it tastes good

[cunning urchin]

11000

[minor owl]

cuz is a berry it lied to us

[cobalt sluice]

people are like "ew gros i don't want a banana!"

[hasty iris]

bro how did u find out about chess but never seen classical chess lol

[wicked nest]

banana

[tawny zenith]

hi

[minor owl]

i am savage like that

[grim edge]

Apple

[cobalt sluice]

bananas are underrated

[cunning urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-eye-apple-live-apple-gif-15631791

[cobalt sluice]

they taste so good

[minor owl]

depends

[wicked nest]

you can never get tired from apples and bananas💪

[minor owl]

the smol type ones are good the longer ones arent

[minor owl]

green apples better

[cobalt sluice]

big mike tho, those shits taste amazing

[wicked nest]

red >>

[hasty iris]

@grim edge @minor owl @cunning urchin connect ur accounts fam 🙏 then we know u guys are legit

[cobalt sluice]

bananas>>>>

[worn ice]

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[minor owl]

too much effort lowkey

u know i am 800 i play it as well

[grim edge]

I haven't made an account yet
I play without it on app

[hasty iris]

oh nice

cool i guess what app tho

[minor owl]

bro said nice

[grim edge]

bruh

[hasty iris]

it could be the chesscom app lol

[grim edge]

Android app for chess.com

this is why most chess players dont have girlfriend

[hasty iris]

LMAO i called it

[grim edge]

their match takes hours smh

[hasty iris]

TRUE

[grim edge]

I could make one

[minor owl]

i am on the grind thats why i dont talk to girls

sigmas know right guys ?

[grim edge]

ye

[hasty iris]

TRUTH

[grim edge]

What's that

[hasty iris]

different for every tournament tho

[minor owl]

its our duty that restricts us not our abilities

[grim edge]

get an understanding gf who's willing to wait for you

[minor owl]

my city needs me ( i am clinically insane)

[hasty iris]

ah ok. whats the added time after tho

[grim edge]

lets play brick

i wont tell u what im gonna play so you don't counter

[hard gyro]

plays Kadas opening

[grim edge]

ima play the london bridge

[dreamy siren]

Great moves?

[hasty iris]

??? nah bro all the super gm classical tournaments have a move 40 rule where u get increment starting at move 40 and extra time

[dreamy siren]

Well I haven't ever seen anyone come into any of these server saying "look at my great move!" With ss of a lame great move so no I haven't made one for that

[grim edge]

"wants free coaching" except that i got it without insisting

[dreamy siren]

Dang whoever did that for you must be super gracious

[grim edge]

super.. even gave me free premium to change my username

[hasty iris]

i wouldnt play uscf cause i dont live in the US but im willing to bet you have played no classical tournaments at the super gm level lol

they all get extra time at move 40 and increment bro

[dreamy siren]

Well I haven't seen it I just see it with brilliants

[minor owl]

gee whiz man

that man sure is whimsical

[grim edge]

is that an adjective or a person

whimsical

[minor owl]

adj

[dreamy siren]

Dang must be someone who really cares about your chess a lot for whatever reason

[viscid thunder]

sup

[lean bolt]

You don’t need premium to change your username

[hasty iris]

you could be right about random uscf tournaments but i watch top level games and it's all extra time at move 40 plus increment starts

[viscid thunder]

ego

[lean bolt]

Also goodnight winners and Caro Kann losers

[lean bolt]

I’m gonna sleep , wish you all the best

[minor owl]

i play caro kann

[hasty iris]

bruh

[dreamy siren]

I get under time pressure in those long classical games consistently

[grim edge]

yes not but I took a username that's taken but inactive so technically it needs premium

[hasty iris]

@grim edge

[candid ingot]

I can't physically put into words how accurate this is

[dreamy siren]

Well caro is trash

[hard gyro]

30 mins game after move 40

Calls it sudden death

[minor owl]

so are my opponent cuz i am 800

[viscid thunder]

cap

[lean bolt]

Im soooo sorry for your loss. Whoever convinced you to try that opening scammed you

[candid ingot]

Caro is for high testosterone individuals

[sturdy cairn]

Can anyone be so nice and give me free nitro

[minor owl]

at this level just having gameplan is insane

[grim edge]

about my chess? im 600 elo lmao

[dreamy siren]

What about these ones?

[minor owl]

agreed

[hard gyro]

Ikr

[candid ingot]

"Well it blocks in the knight ☝️ 🤓"

[minor owl]

then he just hard simping

[lean bolt]

Jajajajjaja ok 600 whatever you way

[crystal jewel]

Writes the P for pawn for notation 😂

[sturdy cairn]

I need disc nitro

[dreamy siren]

Beginner Bingo 9.0 entry

[grim edge]

yeah he is

its okay, i deserve it

[woven marsh]

me

[candid ingot]

oh no

[minor owl]

sure bud

[dreamy siren]

Yep someone recently was saying N makes no sense for knight

[proper bronze]

you know the mathematical letter “e”?

[candid ingot]

i'm fueling the creation of further beginner slander

[grim edge]

bro's doubting 😭

[noble widget]

Anyone here around FM strength that could help me analyze a game and tell me where I went wrong

[proper bronze]

where it equals approx 2.7?

[crystal jewel]

K is taken for king, so they take the next letter N

[proper bronze]

I switched up 2 digits of e, good luck lmfao

[minor owl]

u can never trust anyone on this cursed application

[hasty iris]

me i beat FM in bullet

[lean bolt]

Im gonna start writing H for horse instead

[grim edge]

fr fr i got my trust issues back

[grim edge]

scary

[noble widget]

Not strong enough unfortunately

[dreamy siren]

Yeah thats what I said then they asked "why isn't it just H for horse?"

[minor owl]

i dont get it

[hasty iris]

[lean bolt]

Ok fr now though goodnight winners and caro kann losers

[grim edge]

what are you X'ing them for??

[minor owl]

gn i play caro and because i have enemies i love u bro

[proper bronze]

i switched 2 digits, find the 2 digits that i switched lmfao

[minor owl]

nahh 💀

[hard gyro]

It's Bingo

[crystal jewel]

Cuz it’s a knight

[grim edge]

oh okay right

[hard gyro]

Wow, literally nothing

[dreamy siren]

Bruh ik idk why you're explaining it to me I'm not the one who was ignorant to this stuff. I get it I was the one trying to explain to him.

[minor owl]

no way

the pawn is the knight

[grim edge]

what does cc mean

[hasty iris]

chesscom

[hard gyro]

Are you drunk?

[minor owl]

the knight is the horse

[grim edge]

thanks

[hard gyro]

Chess.com

[minor owl]

the rook is the elephant

[hard gyro]

Lc is lichess

[minor owl]

the bishop is the camel

[grim edge]

whats 0-0

[hasty iris]

Lc0 is my grandmother

[hard gyro]

Are you Indian?

[minor owl]

and santa is real stop lying to me

[rose thunder]

I knew it.

[swift panther]

search it up way faster

[hard gyro]

Castling notation

[grim edge]

the rook is a tower

[proper bronze]

how does this work?

[swift panther]

thats what search engines are for

[minor owl]

yes we just talked about cuet bruh

[grim edge]

im just kidding, i know them smh

[hard gyro]

Cross off the things you've said or done.

[minor owl]

elephant

[swift panther]

then stop wasting people times

[hard gyro]

I forgor

[swift panther]

dumbass

[grim edge]

not really, i didnt ping them so

Does this work now

[hasty iris]

yes

[grim edge]

Oh it did

[minor owl]

GUYS THE ROOK IS A ELEPHANT PLS

[rose thunder]

where is the trunk

[minor owl]

wtf is tower bruh it makes no sense i have never seen a tower move in straight lines

[grim edge]

you have a bad day? talk about it in @hard gyro 's dms

[rose thunder]

WHERE IS IT

[minor owl]

WHY IS A TOWER MOVING

[hard gyro]

[swift panther]

lol so saying dumbass means im having a bad day

really proves my message

[grim edge]

nah, you're too serious for this app

[hard gyro]

Being rude to people means that you may be having a bad day

[grim edge]

mr senor is the omega comforter, he can help you solve your problems

[minor owl]

insults are valid guys

twitter said so

[hard gyro]

Overused joke ngl

[grim edge]

which is why i dont have twitter

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2023 (peak)
Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 2010 (peak)

[minor owl]

missing out 🗿

[proper bronze]

switched up 2 digits of pi (guess we doing the sequel :/)

[minor owl]

thats the point

[grim edge]

nah, not really. we use facebook instead and people just takes a screenshot of twitter posts so I can still see hot topics

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2250 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2300 (peak)
Bullet: 2302 (peak)

[candid ingot]

ok ??? you think chess players are antisocial enough to figure this out

[minor owl]

FACE BOOK LMAO

THATS SO 2016

[proper bronze]

that is true, aint nobody gon solve this 💀💀💀

[hasty iris]

2016? u mean 2012 💀

[grim edge]

i know its shitty but no choice, its popular here elmaw

[candid ingot]

bro you mean the mf neolithic era

[grim edge]

my friends on facebook be following me on instagram but only 5 of them I followed back

[minor owl]

Skill issue lowkey

[hasty iris]

pure savagery

[hard gyro]

Insta >>>> Meta

[hasty iris]

?

[hard gyro]

Meta is the new Facebook

[minor owl]

i have not been online on insta for more than 5 hrs and still have 50+ followers

[hasty iris]

bro is confused

[minor owl]

he is right

[hard gyro]

No?

[minor owl]

what blud sying ??

[hasty iris]

no Meta is the parent company that owns all

whatsapp, facebook, ig, threads

[minor owl]

[tardy holly]

mad cuz bad

[hard gyro]

Oh, you're right. My bad

[minor owl]

"um actually"

[tardy holly]

mad cuz bad

[hasty iris]

^^

[minor owl]

agree

[hard gyro]

Shut up, I hope you fail your entrance exam.

[minor owl]

[tardy holly]

mad cuz mirin too hard

[grim edge]

the only ones im following rn are models or clothing brands

[minor owl]

bro is having a bad day

[grim edge]

[tardy holly]

why

I only follow meme pages

[grim edge]

lmao

[minor owl]

wanna talk bro @hard gyro

[hasty iris]

u must be really into fashion then?...

[hard gyro]

No.

[grim edge]

yes

[tardy holly]

do u answer random messages on insta

[hasty iris]

u know why chess players dont have gfs actually?

an IM i know, super good at chess, bro has 0 fashion

[grim edge]

no, I don't use insta messenger

[hard gyro]

Hikaru has a full blown wife.

[mystic stream]

Yes we know

[grim edge]

elmaw

[hasty iris]

he wears athletic shorts

[tardy holly]

not messenger, random dm's in insta

[minor owl]

ok bye

[tardy holly]

levi too

[grim edge]

yeah no idk the last time I checked it

[hasty iris]

yeah but hes not a chess player

[grim edge]

why?

[hard gyro]

Huh?

[tardy holly]

oounga

[hasty iris]

he's a streamer who occasionally beats the top players at chess

[grim edge]

boys with high level of fashion sense are 😏

[mystic stream]

Yeah he's a checker player

[tardy holly]

cuz I assumed ur an avg person, and I dm'd a bunch of random people and they never left me on seen

[grim edge]

so what do u call them?

[hard gyro]

Poor assumption imo

[tardy holly]

I ask them what they would do if they were flying over a desert and the tire on their boat pops

[grim edge]

im okay with being an avg person

dont want nothing more nothing less

[grim edge]

💀

i bet they left you on seen

[viscid thunder]

lol

[tardy holly]

no

[grim edge]

show proof

[tardy holly]

they never opened the msg

[tardy holly]

which, frankly, hits even harder

[mossy comet]

frank

[tardy holly]

indeed

[mystic stream]

Frank

[mossy comet]

i love drywall

[tardy holly]

do u like fantasy novels

[gilded raft]

Its 1:37

[grim edge]

no

[gilded raft]

for me

[tardy holly]

damn

[grim edge]

i like books that have numbers

[tardy holly]

me too

[grim edge]

u get that?

[gilded raft]

go to sleep man

[tardy holly]

... the holy scriptures?

[viscid thunder]

I love you

[tardy holly]

ur talking to a dude that wrote a novel froom 1am to 6am

[gilded raft]

whats the name ?

[viscid thunder]

damn

[grim edge]

bro's a writer?

an author

[tardy holly]

a blink away

[digital phoenix]

ill write you up

[tardy holly]

synonyms, and u didnt say what u meant by numbered books

[tardy holly]

...for being too turtle shaped?

[grim edge]

theres some old white hair dude from here that wants to talk to me

[digital phoenix]

yes

[mystic stream]

[gilded raft]

a blink way ?

[mystic stream]

Can they give titled players different colors pls

[tardy holly]

are u america? cause im trying to get into you(illegal imigrant rizz)

[tardy holly]

didnt you mean the name of the novel?

[gilded raft]

I meant that

[tardy holly]

A blink away

[gilded raft]

its blink or blind

[mystic stream]

Jot tripping

[grim edge]

[tardy holly]

blink as in blinking

[hard gyro]

[teal dragon]

@stuck kestrel chat is this real???

[hard gyro]

Why did you say "blink as in blinking"

[gilded raft]

is it out or not yet ?

[tardy holly]

wanna read it?

[hard gyro]

@stuck kestrel

[tardy holly]

1 chapter, 2cnd almost done

[tardy holly]

cuz he thought I misstyped blind

[grim edge]

be careful it doesn't get copyrighted

[mystic stream]

This tbh

Yo u from Europe?

[grim edge]

nope

[gilded raft]

are you titled ?

[gilded raft]

hmm

[mystic stream]

Oh

[mystic stream]

Is he a GM

[teal dragon]

Tilted

[grim edge]

ye ik about the role but im not smh

[tardy holly]

there's already a "alll rights reserved" tag underneath, wattpad puts it there. Plus once it's on the internet it's easy to see who copied who

[gilded raft]

why ?

[mystic stream]

Smh

[grim edge]

oh good thing

[mystic stream]

Ur prob from east coast and its 2:43 for you

[gilded raft]

@mystic stream do you have a title ?

[grim edge]

not sure bruh probably he's on his 50s

[mystic stream]

Yes

[hard gyro]

Are you titled: 😁
Are you tilted:

[grim edge]

am or pm

[mystic stream]

Am probably

[teal dragon]

Tilted asf

[grim edge]

nah

[gilded raft]

cm ?

[grim edge]

nandkumar

im not American

[tardy holly]

remove the l

[nimble niche]

why does everyone thing draughts is checkers?

[mystic stream]

I am diamond title

In valorant

[hard gyro]

I too, am Indian.

[nimble niche]

checkers is a dumb game because it's american

[grim edge]

where are u from

Nandkumar

[mystic stream]

Bro what is tited

[grim edge]

happy

[grim edge]

remove the d

[gilded raft]

meaning ?

[grim edge]

yes

[mystic stream]

Tite?

[teal dragon]

And e 😭

[tardy holly]

guess by the language, dont google translate: J'aime les tabarnak de chien, ils sont tellement bon

[grim edge]

yes correct, u got it

[tardy holly]

and e

[minor owl]

france

[mystic stream]

*tight

[grim edge]

french smh

[tardy holly]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

just search it smh

[gilded raft]

I also speak french

[hasty iris]

quebecois

[tardy holly]

oui mon tabarnak

[grim edge]

aint that framce?

[mystic stream]

Search what

[grim edge]

you capping bruh

[tardy holly]

ayoye qu'ont aime les calisse de longueil

[gilded raft]

t quebecois ?

[minor owl]

looks pretty french ngl bro

[hard gyro]

Framce

[grim edge]

how nandkumar play chess tournaments for diamond membership nadkumar need membership

[hasty iris]

it's quebecois french

[grim edge]

this

[tardy holly]

technically, im illegaly in canada, originally from asia

[minor owl]

ok nandkumar calm down

[hasty iris]

WHAT

[mystic stream]

Nahbruh Miciela why do u have like 1000 messaged per day

[grim edge]

nandkumar need diamond

nandkumar poor

[gilded raft]

gangsta

[mystic stream]

No me

[minor owl]

i understand its ok but u need to cool off

[tardy holly]

well no illegaly as in the cops would get my ass, but visa did expire and I cant go outside the boarder

[grim edge]

give me diamond

[tardy holly]

without being shipped back

[vernal musk]

hi

[grim edge]

give it to nandkuma

[minor owl]

bad nandkumar

[hasty iris]

JOIN JOIN JOIN

[grim edge]

nandkumar

[mystic stream]

No

[hasty iris]

bruh 💀

[mystic stream]

No hack me

[hard gyro]

Are you in 8th grade, by any chance?

[hasty iris]

where are you in canada

[grim edge]

nandkumar?

[tardy holly]

longueil mon tabarnak

[hard gyro]

You seem familiar.

[mystic stream]

That

[teal dragon]

Kumar 😰😰😰

[hard gyro]

You.

[hasty iris]

bruh i dont even know where that is

[grim edge]

nandkumar is not]

[hasty iris]

in quebec?

[hasty iris]

ip grabber for sure

[tardy holly]

why

[grim edge]

that fr

[hard gyro]

Why are you speaking in third person?

[grim edge]

yes

[tardy holly]

dans quebec

[hasty iris]

hes referring to his friend who shares the same name

[grim edge]

i had a feeling we're in the same country, turns out not

[tardy holly]

close to mtl, used to live there though

[minor owl]

nandkumar is startled by his new surroundings

[hasty iris]

whats your ethnicity

[tardy holly]

how

[tardy holly]

bing qi ling

[grim edge]

wont tell

[hasty iris]

oh same

[hard gyro]

I too, refer to my Indian friends just for shits and giggles.

[mystic stream]

Yeah what are u talking about

[teal dragon]

Ive been to montreal

[grim edge]

Ewww

[tardy holly]

time zone, only fay, now tell me what you meant by numbered book

[mossy comet]

YOO KRAZYMAN50 RESPONDED TO MY ENDSCREEN

[tardy holly]

bing qi ling's unite

[vernal musk]

hey

[mossy comet]

Content

[gilded raft]

hi

[teal dragon]

Never heard of him. Am i supposed to care!!!

[mossy comet]

KrmaL

[hard gyro]

Who?

[grim edge]

wont tell

[tardy holly]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY BOOKS WITH NUMBER

[grim edge]

mathematics..

[mossy comet]

some guy thats popular in gd

[grim edge]

[mossy comet]

hes pretty cool and levels are cool

[tardy holly]

well couldnt you just have said that

[teal dragon]

Probably some other food like bilat

[grim edge]

no

[grim edge]

I dont know anyone that spreak france

then it wouldnt be interesting

[mossy comet]

however the gameplay is hard and annoying but some people like hameplay

[hard gyro]

GD is so ancient.

[grim edge]

Imagine speaking canadian

[hasty iris]

i spreak fRAncE

[grim edge]

i know french is the language

[tardy holly]

fun fact, take derivatives show that even the flattest of things can be curvaceous

[vernal musk]

how ru

[grim edge]

true

[grim edge]

Woah you learn pretty fast

[hard gyro]

Except your smile.

[grim edge]

thanks

[teal dragon]

je suis un cochon d'inde

[mossy comet]

i know but at least we still alive

[tardy holly]

you dont even know what I said

[grim edge]

je suis la baguette

[digital phoenix]

jesus is a baguette

[tardy holly]

je suis un singe

[grim edge]

false

[hard gyro]

Wow.

[mystic stream]

Ok then

[grim edge]

😭😭

[hasty iris]

t'es un 🥒 sans le combre @grim edge

[mossy comet]

This is our source of food

[hard gyro]

Je suis une chienne.

[tardy holly]

dont make me touch ur peanut butter

[mossy comet]

https://tenor.com/view/drywall-garfield-gif-20108549

[grim edge]

je suis un cochon d'inde

[grim edge]

[teal dragon]

Je suis chaud

[rose thunder]

I JUST MADE 2 BRILLIANT MOVES AGAINST A BOT

[digital phoenix]

how dare u reported banned

[mossy comet]

me getting a quick snack

[tardy holly]

proof

[cold gorge]

WOaH Man

[mystic stream]

I feel like @grim edge and probably not unity should get an award for being the most active discord users

[digital phoenix]

wow so u just ignore me ok

[teal dragon]

Tf this even mean

[mystic stream]

And u

[hard gyro]

T'es une chienne.

[grim edge]

That mean you a dummy my little cutie pie

[hasty iris]

advanced humour

[digital phoenix]

i have the unattainable role of god

[tardy holly]

tg tu suce des bites

[teal dragon]

Puppy

[grim edge]

Do not let mods see this

[daring oxide]

Oh god

[tardy holly]

ikr

[grim edge]

i aint even that active dawg

[tardy holly]

also, why tf do I have trusted role

[hard gyro]

You know that I said chienne, not chien.

[tardy holly]

I cannot be trusted

[digital phoenix]

auto image perm role

[mystic stream]

Cap

[tardy holly]

hush

[grim edge]

🧢

[tardy holly]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhshshshshshshshsh

[mystic stream]

I know u could do better but u average like at least 500 per day

[vernal musk]

cuz u trusted

[hasty iris]

bast understands french lmao

[mystic stream]

More like 1k

[grim edge]

LMAO

[teal dragon]

I thought the ne might be lil dog

[digital phoenix]

<@&1126080485328683008>

[grim edge]

It means you’re dumb basically, not chienne

[tardy holly]

HE AINT ONLINE SHUSH

[digital phoenix]

wow it doesnt ping thats rigged

[hasty iris]

@ BAST

[mystic stream]

I know u have the time, not practicing the chess

[tardy holly]

oh no

no nooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[strange skiff]

YO I DID IT

[mystic stream]

I will ping bast

[strange skiff]

pog

[grim edge]

ye i dont practice, i play

[hard gyro]

Little dog would be petite chienne.

[grim edge]

Oh no a mod

[tardy holly]

hello lovely day to you lovely mod

[mystic stream]

Play the discord game I know

[digital phoenix]

if thats not 3min thats bad

[hard gyro]

Hey Anitta

[vernal musk]

u breaking rules?

[tardy holly]

I am as sage as a bird

[grim edge]

whatisit

[rose thunder]

it cut like half the video tf

[mystic stream]

@bastura

[grim edge]

Why u wanna snitch?

[tardy holly]

I love you homie

[teal dragon]

@strange skiff du u know what this means

[mystic stream]

Chess Community server

[vernal musk]

no cuz u scared of mod

[tardy holly]

shoot

we busted my ninjas

[grim edge]

so what

[hasty iris]

[gilded raft]

you have no dick

[grim edge]

Its like a compliment, like you bad ass fr

[hasty iris]

[vernal musk]

run where

[tardy holly]

fax

Im a certified french speaker and I aprove

[grim edge]

Self certified

[rose thunder]

somewhere that ain’t here

[grim hawk]

I concur

[mossy comet]

someone: hi
society: hi
NEUTRA but bald:

[teal dragon]

I dont think being called a cucumber is a compliment

[tardy holly]

alls well that ends well

[rose thunder]

can I smack it

[grim edge]

it is

[mossy comet]

Yeah

[grim edge]

And what do you know about the french language mister bad ass

[tardy holly]

to me it is, says that we are very strong and good

[gilded raft]

he said that your a person with no cucember

[tardy holly]

and that we walk straight like erect, and not crouched like monkes

[grim hawk]

Shhh

[rose thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/megs-slap-slap-fluxpuck-gif-26568210

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jay (mewtwomewtwomewtwo)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Jay (mewtwomewtwomewtwo)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 946 (peak)
Blitz: 705 (peak)

[teal dragon]

Ive got cucumber in me rn

[hard gyro]

I am Spain with the S

[tardy holly]

paus

[gilded raft]

oh show me 😏

[grim edge]

timeout is waving

[teal dragon]

AS IN IN MY STOMACH

[tardy holly]

Im the first letter of all the countries in NA

[grim edge]

CU

[teal dragon]

FFS THIS DOESNT FIX IT

[grim edge]

then you are Spain?

[tardy holly]

sure

[hard gyro]

Yes.

[rose thunder]

dw he lives in sspain

[echo void]

chesscom wont ban me if i suddenly started getting 85 accuracy for 2-3 games in a row right?

[hard gyro]

CAM?

[mystic stream]

I what 9ss

[hasty iris]

bro

[hard gyro]

No, I am Spain.

[echo void]

i used to get way lower

[grim edge]

Oh no its over lil bro

[teal dragon]

Um actually its united states of america not america

[echo void]

but now i have started studying

[hard gyro]

Don't worry, you'll be fine lmao

[rose thunder]

hi Spain I’m dad

[echo void]

tyty

[grim edge]

Dont trust them

You can trust me though

[echo void]

💀

[cold gorge]

No lmao

[teal dragon]

Thats called cheating paranoia 🙃🙃

[rose thunder]

he says in the driver seat of the white van

[echo void]

lmaoo

[gilded raft]

steal !!

[hard gyro]

You would know, wouldn't you?

[teal dragon]

💀

[grim edge]

trust me ima guy

[teal dragon]

Same

[grim hawk]

Trust me I’m gay

Wait a minute

[mossy comet]

Im a woman guys!!

[grim edge]

you should not be trusted

Yo btw i might reach 1500 in rapid @hasty iris

[rose thunder]

me holding back the urge to not say that’s what she said

[teal dragon]

You are so mean to me literally for what 😭😭😭

[mystic stream]

Nah

[hasty iris]

finally. get there brooo

[mystic stream]

U are bully that is not nice.

[hard gyro]

I thought you weren't Alice.

[grim edge]

No no you dont get it, im 1600

[hasty iris]

wait....

[grim edge]

Finna reach 1500 again

[grim edge]

im sorry alice lets be friends again please

[mystic stream]

We do not approve of thay here at chess community server of chess.com players of the chess world of the chess galaxy

[teal dragon]

I embraced it

[hasty iris]

[mystic stream]

Godo job. U are improving

[grim edge]

@teal dragon

[digital phoenix]

wow man

[torpid lintel]

If you don't cheat don't worry they will not ban you haha

[mystic stream]

Now ima go sleep bye

[gilded raft]

He showed his face

[grim edge]

I lost 70 elo today 💪

[grim edge]

dont sleep

[teal dragon]

Nuh uh 💔

[torpid lintel]

Good night!

[echo void]

lmao ty

[mystic stream]

No

[gilded raft]

ai

[grim edge]

he's a girl

[grim edge]

Im reversed cheating

[grim edge]

dont sleep

[mystic stream]

Yeah I'm a girl too definitely