💬〡general-off-topic

[balmy harbor]

proud of you jones

[rain crest]

thank you :) one day at a time and all that

[river kelp]

Alr my user is noobGG 19, just send me a challenge, i cant copy the invite link from the app for some reason or share it

[digital phoenix]

wheres the 19

is it connected

[analog shoal]

what is this? a facebook group chat forhelping people stop addictions?

[balmy harbor]

it could be

if you need help call 0800-CHESS-DISC-069

[analog shoal]

maybe in 5years when i would like to quit

[lavish scaffold]

Someone called?

[river kelp]

Yes

[digital phoenix]

yeah i sent

[rain crest]

i hope chess buries its roots in my brain and stays there for good

[digital phoenix]

if its this

[hasty iris]

i keep seeing this lately on some articles

ive had my account for 6 years bruh

[digital phoenix]

scam link

[rain crest]

only losers use Csharp, I, a power user, wrestle with the bear machine code that makes this wretched world turn

[analog shoal]

bro is promoting unity

are u paid or what

[digital phoenix]

@river kelp do u want me to send u a link instead

[river kelp]

Yes

[digital phoenix]

ill dm it to u

[river kelp]

Wait no

[rain crest]

[frosty fulcrum]

I muted the stream notifications channel, but somehow it passes again

[river kelp]

I use the app

[grim edge]

[digital phoenix]

i alrdy sent req tho is this u

[hasty iris]

bullet in the app

[river kelp]

Oh ok

Then send

[digital phoenix]

sent

in ur dm

[nova verge]

Slide into DMs GO

98%

[analog shoal]

do u have a sister

years?

[nova verge]

How old are your sisters? Mine are 21 and 99

[analog shoal]

too much out of mine range

[nova verge]

Ahhh what’s the mean bro

Mode?

IQR

STD?

[analog shoal]

to old

[nova verge]

Too**

I would also accept 2

As a payment

[analog shoal]

what is the ethnicity

and a religion

[nova verge]

green and white

Blue and red

🤣🤣🤣

[rain crest]

general is dead confusing atm

[nova verge]

Why?

[analog shoal]

those are the colours

im being fr

[nova verge]

Yes of the rainbow

ROY G BIV

[analog shoal]

yeah but what is their ethnicity

[grim edge]

I cannot sleep gamers

I aint gamin

[nova verge]

What is your ethnicity

You first

[analog shoal]

mostly Serb

[nova verge]

Got it I’m Irish German and Polish

[analog shoal]

interesting

[nova verge]

Same 2 U

[analog shoal]

where do they live

[nova verge]

My house

[analog shoal]

country

[nova verge]

Where do you live

[analog shoal]

bosnia

[nova verge]

USA USA USA

[grim edge]

@tepid panther

The fk is happening over there

[balmy harbor]

who is sjbfan

[nova verge]

idk

[grim edge]

TF IS A KILOMETER

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[nova verge]

1000 m

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[sand plank]

Language.

[next geyser]

1000 meters

[grim edge]

Tf is happening in that vc

The nwrd emoji lookin guy

I feel so bad calling him that its not like i look any better

But yk hes a cheater so who cares

[digital phoenix]

and hes still not banned?

[sand plank]

its 9:11 am over here rn yall?

[grim edge]

Examplary

[analog shoal]

oh i thought i might get paper of a country in EU

[grim edge]

Join the vc

[analog shoal]

but now its over

[grim edge]

Lets all join the vc and yell

[digital phoenix]

i cant vc

[nova verge]

Bye unity

Change your name immediately

You don’t deserve that

Name

[grim edge]

Just listen

[nova verge]

U R NOT UNIFYING ANYONE

let it

Wtf is that

[sand plank]

[nova verge]

Game engine Whats ur name

ON YOUR SS card

[sand plank]

Stockfish, why?

[nova verge]

Nope

LIES

[sand plank]

Torch

[nova verge]

nope

[hasty iris]

uh guys....

[digital phoenix]

oh yeah

[grim edge]

Rip

[digital phoenix]

i physically cant join

[grim edge]

Stalemate

[abstract mantle]

[digital phoenix]

theres no way

400 rated

[grim edge]

looks like my history

[grim edge]

Just join itll be funny

[digital phoenix]

its stuck on ice checking

[grim edge]

Pixel some guy is cheating on vc

[sand plank]

IT ISNT STALEMATE WHAT???

[grim edge]

Join the parade

Join the witch hunt

yeah it isn't stalemate

[nova verge]

Yep

[grim edge]

[nova verge]

Or the prick hunt

[sand plank]

[digital phoenix]

its premoved and u cant stalemate that

[digital phoenix]

where stalemate

[sand plank]

THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING

[grim edge]

is that a draw for insufficient material or nah

[digital phoenix]

he ran out of time

[nova verge]

That’s what she said

[sand plank]

31 points of material

[nova verge]

31 for slytherin

[digital phoenix]

great stuff

[grim edge]

you're indonesian?

[hasty iris]

dont look at it 😭

[grim edge]

las

[digital phoenix]

do u want warn

[sleek zealot]

for what

[nova verge]

I ain’t saying my race

[digital phoenix]

no they didnt have bahasa melayu so i picked the closest thing possible

[grim edge]

nah i won't

[digital phoenix]

im malaysian

[sand plank]

Stockfish taking my brilliant, replacing it with a great move:

[grim edge]

melayu is?

oh

[sleek zealot]

its cc not stockfisg

[grim edge]

BRO THE GUYS EXCUSE FOR KNOWING THEORY AS A 900 WAS THAT HE HAS A NAJDORF DOCUMENT

HE PASTED THE MOVES FROM ENGINE AND PUT THEM IN A GOOGLE DOC

AHAHAHHAA

omg yass you're 1k now?

NOT EVEN AN OPENING TREE

[sand plank]

Stalemate:

This event occurs when the opponent has no LEGAL moves.

[grim edge]

I have been for a while now

[rain crest]

no idea whats gwarning in vc im here for the beef

[grim edge]

bruh

[sand plank]

?

[grim edge]

@grim edge ive gotta get a Sicilian document too

[grim edge]

oh last time we played, you were like 8-900 right

Smh smh smh

[grim edge]

We played??? When

[digital phoenix]

i havent even started revision and i just dont wanna do it anymore

[sand plank]

THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING

[grim edge]

idk when but we played elmaw

[grim edge]

Ahh gochu

I turned into a full grown 1000 a week ago i believe

[digital phoenix]

meaning still bad

[grim edge]

Or 2 weeks ago honestly

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge how is this bozo 2k

[grim edge]

Yup i am as bad as they get

[sand plank]

cuz he's 2k?

[grim edge]

bruh

[sand plank]

its possible lmao.

[grim edge]

imagine forgetting

[grim edge]

Ohhhh

smh smh

I remember

let's play again tbh

I could rn

nah my mood could never

maybe in few minutes

[sand plank]

dayum Magnus almost played a perfect game yesterday tho.

[grim edge]

I would go sleep

what time is it rn

But i cannot

Its 2 am

[digital phoenix]

i would go sleep

[sand plank]

skipped sleeping just to see the game.

[grim edge]

Yo las

You wanna play

[digital phoenix]

yeah sure

[grim edge]

"but i cannot" play?

I cannot sleep

Thats why imma play las

[digital phoenix]

i sent req on site

[grim edge]

bruh we all be having insomnia

[sand plank]

anyone quick match?

[grim edge]

[sand plank]

kinda bored.

[digital phoenix]

i wonder if i can simul on cc

didnt they say premium can play multiple

[tepid panther]

@grim edge I lost to an 800 lol

[grim edge]

I didnt need him to wake me up

[tepid panther]

in a totally winning endgame

[digital phoenix]

i lost to a 100

[tepid panther]

can confirm I did see

[grim edge]

Najdorf Sicilian document : brilliant:

[digital phoenix]

a 100 who played at 99 accuracy

[sand plank]

I lost to an 567 on a alt account

[grim edge]

slay

[tepid panther]

I was beating people in vc while doing puzzle rush simultaneously

Highest I got was 32

[sand plank]

98.5% accuracy reported that nig-

[digital phoenix]

32 is shit

[grim edge]

how did u beat them

[latent pebble]

bro whattt

[tepid panther]

probs not lol

[latent pebble]

why is @based kitten locked out

[tepid panther]

oof been there

[grim edge]

oh no

based kitten why

[latent pebble]

@wispy spindle

[tepid panther]

if time out means locked out

[latent pebble]

noooo

[covert cosmos]

re

[tepid panther]

longest ive been timed was for an hour

[grim edge]

nope its different (talking from experience)

[digital phoenix]

locked out is ban

[tepid panther]

rip lol

[sand plank]

never been timed out.

[grim edge]

its like a pre-ban lol

[latent pebble]

what did you do lad

[tepid panther]

too many warnings?

[grim edge]

never been timed out, but locked out yes yes yes

[tepid panther]

is that a thing?

[digital phoenix]

probably but if u do too much shit mods will lock

[tepid panther]

I got a warning once for posting too many phantom forces clips

[nova verge]

😎

[grim edge]

it doesnt need too many warnings

[digital phoenix]

i have 10 warns

[tepid panther]

apparently the mods were jelly of my sniping skills

[nova verge]

I got 5 mins time out fair I swore

[sand plank]

i posted.. nsf-

[tepid panther]

I have 2, just got my 2nd for calling the server trash

[grim edge]

apparently they locked me out because my profile picture is NSFW

[tepid panther]

"objectifying men and women" was the official reason lol

[digital phoenix]

i got warned for saying die to a london player

[tepid panther]

youre a snitch unity

[grim edge]

are you blind that you can't see someone asked?

[tepid panther]

can confirm we should die

[nova verge]

Get some glasses

[digital phoenix]

lmao yass on drugs

[grim edge]

Jinkies

[covert cosmos]

woo

[grim edge]

same but not that worst

Ggs

[digital phoenix]

fun

[sand plank]

I used London opening on a London person. Blud still lost

[latent pebble]

what was it

[grim edge]

I have a few warnings i guess

[grim edge]

girl on the leash

[maiden tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/864773478207979520/1137913956762124368/image.png

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-no-image-perms-epic-embed-fail-laughing-emoji-gif-25041403

[latent pebble]

kinda NSFW I see their point tbh

[tepid panther]

peep my roles btw gents

[latent pebble]

why would you have that as a pfp lmao

[grim edge]

I came back without needing to appeal lmao the people did it for me

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Christian Nieto (christian0106)

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Rapid: 2209 (peak)
Blitz: 1802 (1817 peak)
Bullet: 1759 (1810 peak)

[abstract mantle]

[latent pebble]

gj

[grim edge]

@digital phoenix engine seems to think you were on drugs as well

[sand plank]

It's a great move because it opens up the enemies castled area

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Rapid: 2023 (peak)
Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 2010 (peak)

[grim edge]

If only i was better at the game i would beat you

[digital phoenix]

i blundered the opening i know

[tepid panther]

just lost to an 800 lmfao

so my ego is feeling pretty good rn

[grim edge]

the point is.. they straight up locked me out without giving warning so yeah

[grim edge]

You also blundered a pawn multiple times

[tepid panther]

I actually believe that]

[digital phoenix]

yeah i blundered a rook sort of

[viscid jacinth]

Pixelated you lucky ducky

[inner cedar]

How do i put another look on the pieces?

[vital acorn]

Use this instead:
https://tenor.com/view/link-perms-no-link-perms-no-perms-no-image-perms-image-perms-gif-23907870

[digital phoenix]

but then u did d5 for no reason

[tepid panther]

oof

[viscid jacinth]

Be glad i was only using 5% of my powers

[grim edge]

Be glad i am 1000 otherwise i would embarrassed you

[viscid jacinth]

Or you would have lost in the opening

[digital phoenix]

nah id beat pixel down a rook

[mossy comet]

my favourite drink!

[covert cosmos]

how

[vital acorn]

My elo gon powerful polygon

[inner cedar]

How do you put another look on the pieces? Can someone help me?

[grim edge]

@grim edge Sooooooo we both didnt sleep after all

[tepid panther]

W pfp

[grim edge]

zax go to sleep bruh

[mossy comet]

Me yellow goh

[viscid jacinth]

I feel like i should be 1800

[mossy comet]

mm yummy duracell

[nova verge]

Stfu

[covert cosmos]

yum

[grim edge]

Ngl Looking back at it Jaden is top 5 characters in all Anime i decided to also rewatch the show since your doing the same

[vital acorn]

Earrape warning

[digital phoenix]

and im confident ill do it down a rook

@grim edge play me

[grim edge]

ill sleep in probably 20 min i hope

[viscid jacinth]

Tetris Multiplayer

[nova verge]

9:28

PM

[grim edge]

@grim edge what do Newton and Adam have in common?

[covert cosmos]

g

[grim edge]

i told everyone no so i cant reason: im on break

[digital phoenix]

apple

[torpid lintel]

Good night!

[viscid jacinth]

Uniform motion no cap

[grim edge]

Thier life turned upside down cuz of a apple💀

[digital phoenix]

i know u pinged him but idc

[tepid panther]

Love to see it, W show. Also want Jaden and Alexis to be a thing

[grim edge]

they both grappled with a fall, and with an apple

[tepid panther]

They are in the manga I think

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> creeptot

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Rapid: 804 (936 peak)
Blitz: 688 (957 peak)
Bullet: 376 (618 peak)

[tepid panther]

or short novel

[grim edge]

@tepid panther BRO KNOWS THE LORE

[nova verge]

I have a friend Alexis

[covert cosmos]

they both exist

[grim edge]

When Newton saw an apple fall, he found
In that slight startle from his contemplation —
A mode of proving that the Earth turned round
In a most natural whirl, called " gravitation " ;
And thus is the sole mortal who could grapple,
Since Adam, with a fall, or with an apple.

Man fell with apples, and with apples rose,
If this be true; for we must deem the mode
In which Sir Isaac Newton could disclose
Through the then unpaved stars the turnpike road

[vital acorn]

In a nutshell

[nova verge]

And Jayden

[grim edge]

@grim edge

i only chatgpt to be annoyign 🥱

How is this bozo 2k 💀

[sand plank]

@grim edge

[viscid jacinth]

sends 20 lines in 5 seconds

[sand plank]

Lasanga.

[viscid jacinth]

@grim edge

[tepid panther]

Hell yeah I do lol, they get married and have 2 kids I think or one idr

[nova verge]

Pizza 🍕

Is my favorite

[covert cosmos]

i ligma

[sand plank]

THIS ANNOYING FLY

[grim edge]

Bro wtf thats actully wholesome af

ill read the manga once im 30 or something

[nova verge]

🪰🪰🪰

Fly away birdie

[nova verge]

Ewww

[grim edge]

[tepid panther]

They make all the mcs have happy endings. Kaiba gets with the hot middle eastern chick who had one of the millenium items and has a kid. Yugi gets with Tea and has 2 kids

[viscid jacinth]

why u suck

[sand plank]

Me thinking its a brilliant move but its a blunder:

[nova verge]

Why u suck

[vital acorn]

A game where people with better internet wins

[viscid jacinth]

Hello bad at chess

[grim edge]

same

[nova verge]

I’m sad

[sand plank]

Better become a dad soon.

[nova verge]

DAD

[grim edge]

Thats Why Yugioh is a chad show btw did you see what i did to my profile on chess.com christian?

[grim edge]

yes daughter?

[viscid jacinth]

We dont talk about bruno

[nova verge]

You’re not my dad

[grim edge]

i am

[nova verge]

Bye

[viscid jacinth]

oh yes daddy

[sand plank]

Gay dad fr

[nova verge]

Good luck 🍀

[grim edge]

you like that baby?

[restive storm]

bruh

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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Rapid: 2250 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2300 (peak)
Bullet: 2302 (peak)

[sand plank]

Blud blundered

[nova verge]

Nah

He wins

[grim edge]

its a brilliant move youre jus blind

[sand plank]

Im better

[grim edge]

@restive storm can i place a bet with you dor please

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> creeptot

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Rapid: 804 (936 peak)
Blitz: 688 (957 peak)
Bullet: 376 (618 peak)

[digital phoenix]

clipped

[restive storm]

what's the bet

[nova verge]

Bro him and I are friends

[viscid jacinth]

It will be a piece of cake to reach 1800

Fr

[sand plank]

Who uses french defense?

[viscid jacinth]

Then i can flex mah rating

[tepid panther]

Did not but I saw this dude on my friends list. KeSetoKaiba

[grim edge]

Ok if you hit 2300 this year you add me on chess.com and for what i would do i have nothing in my brain to offer

learning spanish be like

[grim edge]

Same on cellens friendlist

[restive storm]

I'm sorry but I'm going to have to decline your bet offer

[tepid panther]

send profile

[grim edge]

Check this shi out my profile be movin and shi https://www.chess.com/member/sensaizax

[sand plank]

TYPE YOUR FAV OPENING:

[viscid jacinth]

You will watch mr beast saying PewDiePie 100000 times

[sand plank]

Kings Indian.

[viscid jacinth]

In vc with mic on

[restive storm]

I already have said I don't accept friend requests

[nova verge]

Hi how r u

[digital phoenix]

what does adding u on chess.com do

[tepid panther]

how tf do you put a gif?

[restive storm]

it's just my personal preference

[sand plank]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-know-idk-dunno-no-idea-no-clue-gif-22858277

[nova verge]

Damn I’m thirsty

😎

[grim edge]

i could help you in dms tell me a character you want as your pfp and ill make a gif that will work on chess.com as a pfp for you as the choosen character

[viscid jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/logging-off-discord-discord-meme-lang-meme-lang-gif-25328151

[grim edge]

Lowkey nothing

[covert cosmos]

hhg

[tepid panther]

Kaiba is my fav so probably a gif of him playing Obelisk

[digital phoenix]

i have 300 over friends on cc i dont remember half

[viscid jacinth]

I am very popular

I am so popular i even got a friend now

[nova verge]

Bye

Gross

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-no-image-perms-epic-embed-fail-laughing-emoji-gif-25041403

[restive storm]

no png moment

[grim edge]

check dms

[viscid jacinth]

Damn 1589 games played and i am still 1561

Thats not even 1 elo for one game

Wow thats cool

[digital phoenix]

lol

[nova verge]

Stitch is 626

From Lilo and Stich

[grim edge]

my opponent blundered his queen just for me to have to sacrifice my queen to not get mated 💀

[viscid jacinth]

Everyone tries to report you thats why fr

[digital phoenix]

u have more points than me tho

[viscid jacinth]

Whats points

[grim edge]

my opponent blundered their queen just for me to blunder everything and lose

I love my life

[nova verge]

Do you?

[grim edge]

no

[nova verge]

Good luck 🍀

[grim edge]

Im so bad I lost a game up 8 points of materials

like shit what is wrong me

[nova verge]

…..how old r u

????!!!

[grim edge]

⁉️

[nova verge]

Yep

How old r u?

[grim edge]

that is crazy

[nova verge]

Crazy crazy

[grim edge]

I went from being up a queen to being down a rook

[nova verge]

Legit

How many say it again!

How old r u?

How old r u?

How young?

[hot hazel]

Hm

[nova verge]

Like? You shouldn’t be here anymore young or what

[digital phoenix]

pixel is 2

[nova verge]

We r waiting

Nope

[digital phoenix]

2 seconds way from losing a chess game

[nova verge]

Mk

[hot hazel]

Sorry but your too low elo to be talking

[nova verge]

Idc ur opinion

[hot hazel]

You might not but what I say is truth

[nova verge]

Nah

You can effff offffffff

[hot hazel]

Ignoring the truth won't make it go away

[nova verge]

Truth of what? I’m a female

[hot hazel]

Are you?

[nova verge]

Leave me alone creep

Yeah lmfaoooooo

PREDATOR

Someone help

[blazing jasper]

[clear trellis]

what is it called when an opening has been studied enough where its found to be a draw with perfect play

[hot hazel]

Sorry but the only creep here is your elo

[nova verge]

It’s 0

[grim edge]

Lovely @hasty iris

so lovely

[clear trellis]

no not that

[blazing jasper]

Is that on Ipad?

[grim edge]

my opponent blunder their queen? I still lose
my opponent plays the danish gambit? I still lose

my opponent is mentally challenged? I still lose

[grim edge]

no

[blazing jasper]

On pc?

[clear trellis]

idk im trying to find it i forgot the phrase

[grim edge]

no that is a flip phone

[blazing jasper]

Ahh I see

[grim edge]

what a dumb question holy

[tepid panther]

peep my pfp @grim edge

[mossy comet]

thanks ben

i still got twitter because i never updated it

[grim edge]

peep?

[blazing jasper]

Haha I have never seen that kind of results screen that's why sorry if I disturb you

[tepid panther]

my profile is done

[grim edge]

that is literally just stats

@tepid panther HOLY HECK BRO BECAME KAIBA💀 '

W

I didnt do any fancy magic to get to that I just clicked on my stats and clicked on rapid and took a screenshot

[rotund loom]

omg a 2200 cc

[tepid panther]

gg 🤝

[nova verge]

Now I think this is even playing field don’t ya think

Or y’all still cheating

At life too Jesus

[tepid panther]

my profile go hard

[grim edge]

did alekhine ever face alekine defence?

[blazing jasper]

Mine looks like that there's no date and moves

[tepid panther]

zax did you hear my idea earlier?

[grim edge]

If i had the 10 dollar nitro i would either put conan in gif or Jaden with yubel in gif

[grim edge]

No but tell me for sure

[tepid panther]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

that is called a phone ui, you know a phone isnt the same size as the screeen of a laptop right, crazy I know, well developpers make an ui for phones and one for pcs, enhance why it looks different

[grim edge]

IRL??

🤯

[tepid panther]

Only for cc server

and probably moons

[nova verge]

✌🏼😎✌🏼😎✌🏼🤣

[grim edge]

Is there enough people here who even knows how to play the card game

[tepid panther]

master duels is a good way to learn

[grim edge]

@tepid panther I assume Master Duels

[blazing jasper]

Ahh I see

[tepid panther]

Its free im pretty sure

[grim edge]

mindblowing I know

[tardy holly]

bro how are some of yall still here

I checked in 3h ago, wth

[tepid panther]

I was gonna do ypro but I think master duels would be more fair to the noobies

[warped stirrup]

Yo Zax

[grim edge]

YES ill make sure Cyber Dragons get the respect they deserve

[nova verge]

🍕🍕🍕

[warped stirrup]

How are you doing mate

[tepid panther]

how much money do I put up\

I can either pay in premium or cash

[grim edge]

Awesome ben how about you

[tepid panther]

should I ask the mods?

[nova verge]

Ask away

[tepid panther]

maybe they can make a thread

[grim edge]

Talk to em

[tepid panther]

which one should I talk to?

[grim edge]

@grim edge i would crush you in the tourney btw

[nova verge]

Annita

[warped stirrup]

I’m good bro a little bit tired

[tepid panther]

Anitta seems so busy

[grim edge]

Bast/Pain/Scipio the 3 most active mods in thier dms from what i notice

[nova verge]

She’s nice

[tepid panther]

pain and I are homies so I should cut him a break\

scipio it is

[grim edge]

Chess is a game that makes one tired so its fair

[digital phoenix]

tf are u talking about

[grim edge]

@digital phoenix

[digital phoenix]

theres no way ur putting genshin shit in this server

[warped stirrup]

How is your grinding bro when 2100

[grim edge]

Since when are you a double booster @digital phoenix

[grim edge]

my goal is 2100 this year

[digital phoenix]

long time

[grim edge]

i hope hbu ben

[nova verge]

Been*******

[grim edge]

crazy no joke you have so many roles i never noticed lol

[warped stirrup]

Yes you can you have the talent

And the determination

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

"TALENT"💀 NO but determination sure

[digital phoenix]

u both are so shit but 2100s are worse

[nova verge]

Lmfaoooo

[tepid panther]

server wide yugioh tournament

[warped stirrup]

Lol i still play chess but barely

[grim edge]

"obviously"

[digital phoenix]

who tf plays that why are u doing this in a chess server

[tepid panther]

we have a clash royale and aclash of clans chat

so kma

[digital phoenix]

yeah theyre not anime type shit

[tepid panther]

hog ridaaaaaaah

[warped stirrup]

Lol bro don’t forget when you was 1600 it was like yesterday for me

[digital phoenix]

thats my cue to switch servers

[grim edge]

its not anime exactly its a card game

[warped stirrup]

Then 1700 1800 2000 to quickly

[grim edge]

I will never forget the day you beat @digital phoenix tho

[digital phoenix]

funny

[grim edge]

hehehe

[nova verge]

Lolllll

[digital phoenix]

a closed account is not a win

[warped stirrup]

Lmao I was so lucky

[grim edge]

Stage 1 denial

[nova verge]

Stage 10 death

[grim edge]

ye im obv trollin las

[warped stirrup]

If it’s fair play yeah but if it’s personal no

[nova verge]

Yes

[warped stirrup]

Lmao

[tepid panther]

okay how much money do I put up

[nova verge]

You a nice flavor soap

[nova verge]

A billion

[tepid panther]

I pitched the idea

[warped stirrup]

Unity bro how you doing

[grim edge]

i think las has good potential as a chess player

[grim edge]

Whatever makes you feel best

[tepid panther]

I was originally thinking 30 for 1st 10 for 2nd

[burnt fox]

Guys chose the best first opening move and explain why:

C4, E4, D4, F4
Explain elaboratively and comprehensively. dont just say "e4." explain WHY.

[warped stirrup]

Aight very strong player

[hasty iris]

E4

[burnt fox]

Why?

[tepid panther]

idk if that enough though, I use to host COD and For Honor tournaments for hundreds of dollars

[warped stirrup]

I know you maybe you don’t remember me

[grim edge]

He played for 8 years without really trying so thats why i said he has potential

[grim edge]

thats insane

[warped stirrup]

8 years without trying lol maybe he’s lazy

[tepid panther]

I used to make 80k a year, I probably spent like 3-5k total from hosted tournaments over the course of a year

I think the most I did was 500 bucks for a 4 man tournament in For Honor

[grim edge]

C4 because you are always leading the pace of the game, and limiting the lines and options that white has, in terms of theory and swaying but thats a little advanced i believe the English is best used above the 2100 level

I was winning and I blundered a repetition and drew

didnt win a single game in my last 10 games

lets go road to 1500

[native schooner]

depends, d4 is for players who want less theory based and more positional and tactic based games. e4 is for players who are intuitive and study heavy based theories on openings

[grim edge]

Bro ive been working at burger king as part time employee for around 4 months now and i made like 1k dollars💀 holy bro

[tepid panther]

Get a sales job lol

[native schooner]

i play e4 against 2000s

[grim edge]

sales sounds fun ill check it out one day

[tepid panther]

its a hard job, the hardest you'll ever get

[burnt fox]

yes

[tepid panther]

LONG hours, usually 12 hour days working like 25/26 days a month

money is addicting\

you are so drained from work that you have little energy for anything else.... but money\

[grim edge]

Well E4,D4,C4 are pretty much as good as each other, for me and my playing style and strats i like c4 because i like controlling the pace while others like an agressive game with E4 not to say e4 cant be solid all of them are solid

@tepid panther W person

bro is hard working

[tepid panther]

Im making less money now, but ironically Im working even harder. Working on being promoted to management or a team lead

[analog shoal]

i work for 2.5usd per hour

[tepid panther]

We dont even have a team lead, its not a position that exists in my department but I want them to make it for me

especially since we're expanding and getting 20 more people

[grim edge]

@tepid panther Wish you the best

[tepid panther]

thx haha

[grim edge]

[austere bluff]

who wanna match?

[foggy anchor]

Blud works 12 hour days and is 2300 ☠️

[tepid panther]

That was back then probably about a year ago haha. I was a baby 1500 at the time lol

[elfin pebble]

anyone want to play some unrated

[elfin pebble]

zax ur awake still

[grim edge]

why are we bound to being awake at 4 am viprin

vprin

[elfin pebble]

its 9;07 pm for me dude 😭

[grim edge]

shoot

i forgot

[elfin pebble]

that why i am concered why your still up

4 am chess grind uis the best

[grim edge]

i have been awake at 6 am for 5 days now

[elfin pebble]

so why are u up at 4;00 am rn

[grim edge]

real vprin

[unkempt light]

Why can't I send memes in general

[elfin pebble]

u need trust role

[grim edge]

closing pc and imma sleep @elfin pebble gn lol

[elfin pebble]

gn

[unkempt light]

Bbbut my memes are funny

[elfin pebble]

just ask for trust role lol

bruh anyone wanna play unrated

[unkempt light]

Please can I have trust role

[digital phoenix]

!trusted @unkempt light

[stable jungle]

@unkempt light With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[unkempt light]

I love you

[digital phoenix]

ok

[elfin pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-sus-the-rock-meme-the-rock-sus-meme-gif-23972805

[unkempt light]

You didn't say it back😔😔😔😭😭

[elfin pebble]

no one wants to play unrated with me

[unkempt light]

Ok so you gave me the role but I still can't send images

[unkempt light]

What's Ur elo

[elfin pebble]

like 500

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Xavier Mix (liquswarma)

This is the Chess.com profile of liquswarma. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Xavier Mix (liquswarma)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 713 (peak)
Blitz: 400 (peak)

[unkempt light]

I'll 1v1 if u want

[elfin pebble]

sure let me resighj from this match rn lol

[unkempt light]

Bluddy wuddy was too late

[elfin pebble]

know i am popular

[nova verge]

U pregnant?

[unkempt light]

What's your user

[elfin pebble]

vprin

brb

back

[unkempt light]

I sent link

[grim edge]

first time I've seen those flags

[elfin pebble]

gg

[unkempt light]

Gg

[elfin pebble]

another game or nah?

[unkempt light]

Nah I'm gonna go to bed

[elfin pebble]

okayy gn

[unkempt light]

Gn

[elfin pebble]

@grim edge want to play some unrated know

[latent pebble]

You've never seen Eritrea?

[elfin pebble]

sure sure

[grim edge]

yes, I didn't know it existed

[latent pebble]

<@&745328830649991179> 💀💀

How the tf do people get this creative damn

[elfin pebble]

let me know when u can

[grim edge]

bruuh

Oh wait lmaoo

I get it now

[latent pebble]

how do mfs get this creative 😭

[digital phoenix]

what its just flags

[latent pebble]

It's the n-word

[digital phoenix]

oh yeah nvm

[grim edge]

the flags assembled n word

[granite ginkgo]

im sorry

[digital phoenix]

tell that to ur mom

[elfin pebble]

and dad

[grim edge]

just tell it to the whole family

[elfin pebble]

fr

let them sham u

[granite ginkgo]

oh dont be mean with me 🤣

just kidding

[elfin pebble]

u back?

[elfin pebble]

so we can bully u and tell u to ky s

nah i can wait

[granite ginkgo]

bully me? for typing flags?

[elfin pebble]

no just bully u

[grim edge]

thats a blunder right there

[pulsar meadow]

wassup

[lethal sparrow]

Howdy

[grim edge]

no saying ky s

[opaque apex]

people get surprisingly creative when it comes to being racist

[elfin pebble]

whats wrong with kitten your silly?

[opaque apex]

what about his silly

[grim edge]

intentions r clear but ok then ima tell u to kitten your silly

[elfin pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/water-balloon-cry-boy-child-fear-gif-24749838

[grim edge]

u still up for a game? @grim edge

[hasty iris]

anyone up for some bullet or blitz unrated

[elfin pebble]

alrr u want to send link or should i

alr

[torpid lintel]

Who wanna play with me?

[nova verge]

Hey

I’m exhausted I’m probably going to bed soon

Long day

10:40 PM

22:40 PM

MILITARY time

[grim edge]

Why would you say pm

Also that is literally what we use in europe

[torpid lintel]

After so long we can play! :)

[nova verge]

Cuz I want to

[grim edge]

U shouldnt want to

[nova verge]

Why? Explain in full detail

Please 🙏🏼

I’m waiting

[grim edge]

Hold on

I will ask chatgpt to write something

[nova verge]

Okay cool perfect

[gilded raft]

hello chat

[nova verge]

Idc anymore

Yalll made this mess

[gilded raft]

who wanna train bullet games

IM SHIT BULLET

[nova verge]

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Prayers to those fighting wars

[mystic stream]

wassup guys

@grim edge wanna 1v1

[nova verge]

And prayers to those fighting battles we don’t see

[restive storm]

@grim edge 💀

[mystic stream]

smh

[restive storm]

I watched

[mystic stream]

yay

[restive storm]

what the heck was e6 d5 💀

[mystic stream]

how do i watch the game

@grim edge do u wanna 1v1 now

[restive storm]

chess.com/member/defaultedwastaken @mystic stream

[mystic stream]

https://play.chess.com/h4Mtn

[mystic stream]

oh

[alpine ivy]

How is that possible

Nvm

[mystic stream]

lmao

[hasty iris]

all brilliant

[gloomy shoal]

BRIULLIANT

[mystic stream]

every move is briliant ezez

[undone bridge]

Funniest chess player

[hasty iris]

Ke2 is definitely brilliant yes

[hasty iris]

🙏

thank you for the compliments

[grim edge]

u use komodo?

[lament jacinth]

Average stock fish 1 enjoyers

[mystic stream]

ji

dont throw

dont blunder

bruh wasn't nxc6 just gg

[elfin pebble]

[mystic stream]

his queen was hanging smh

imagine U flag

[elfin pebble]

oh alr gn

[viral epoch]

Gn @grim edge fren

Nini

[elfin pebble]

dam bro

dam it let me do another game review lol

[elfin pebble]

good night

[mystic stream]

yes that is what it says

if you look on the left side of the screen it says 0.6 and its in favor of black

gn

[torpid lintel]

Good game also good night!

[grim edge]

still waiting?

[nova verge]

I’m Gucci I’m good

Thanks tho for checking in

[inner breach]

Got bored, pulled out a tooth. Wasn't loose.

[nova verge]

I’m going to bed 11:05 PM

[nova verge]

Awwwhh get better

[inner breach]

I know your timezone.

[nova verge]

Lmfaoooo

Charzard

[inner breach]

My teeth fall out easily. One tap and it comes out.

[nova verge]

Oh well go to a dentist 🦷

[grim edge]

THIS JUST MAKES ME CRINGE

[unreal bridge]

grandmaster

[inner breach]

No they didn't. My parents were in school when google cane out and they used it alot.

[nova verge]

Good night everyone

[grim edge]

:3c

it's 05:08

i did not sleep

[elfin pebble]

[grim edge]

i slept like 2hrs yesterday

[elfin pebble]

sir go to bed

[elfin pebble]

gn

or

just dont

i gonna pull a all nighter

yess do that

[grim edge]

no

nini

[humble parcel]

A pessimist sees a dark tunnel
An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel
A realist sees a freight train
The train driver sees three idiots standing on the track

[elfin pebble]

play chess then

[elfin pebble]

i am getting tf out of the way. what does that make me?

[mint lion]

arsenal payed the ref

and the new fifa rul

[humble parcel]

The sprinter

[torpid lintel]

after so long i got 1600!

[grim edge]

W

[elfin pebble]

guess tat makes sense

[elfin pebble]

legoo

[torpid lintel]

@grim edge playing with you really helped thanks! :)

[grim edge]

💀

[fiery vigil]

Hello

[hasty iris]

hello

[next geyser]

hello

[grim edge]

hello everyone

[digital phoenix]

that queen is scary

[maiden mesa]

huh, an eighth grader at my school managed to beat fabiano caruana. neat

its on a video on youtube, id post it here but i feel bad, just to respect his privacy

i mean it was pretty clear fabiano went easy on him but even so, wild

[grim edge]

when?

[maiden mesa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgnf0dlvdrc eh screw it heres the video

[grim edge]

me fighting the urge not to say when did u ask:

[maiden mesa]

ive met this kid before, hes chill. terrifying chess player, though

[grim edge]

i have seen this before

on my youtube recomendation

[digital phoenix]

who

[next geyser]

POV: your a london player

[digital phoenix]

asked

[last verge]

me after learning there's an IM that's 2100 in bullet

[raw spoke]

[ionic inlet]

E

[hard gyro]

Oh god

[raw spoke]

[hard gyro]

Stop, brother

[shrewd vapor]

Fraud

[raw spoke]

why

[hard gyro]

Spamming emotes isn't allowed here

[raw spoke]

but I’m just trying out snows

[shrewd vapor]

You aren't mod lil bro

[raw spoke]

where can I spam ote

[shrewd vapor]

He's a fraud ignore him

[raw spoke]

yo

[hard gyro]

No where

[raw spoke]

his description omllll

[shrewd vapor]

Yeah he's a kid

[raw spoke]

“Fear me if I become mod”

[shrewd vapor]

Lmao

[hard gyro]

I am about to be 18 🤌

[raw spoke]

bruh the most cringedt thing ever

[shrewd vapor]

Wow what an achievement

[hard gyro]

Yeah, that's what some guy on this server said about me.

[shrewd vapor]

🤣

[grim edge]

wait why is he og and just joined?

[raw spoke]

L

[digital phoenix]

og is before bot updated

[hard gyro]

Albert vibes.

[digital phoenix]

just joined is not connected account

[shrewd vapor]

He's a fraud man

[fallen wadi]

Silence, just joined.

[raw spoke]

ok

[raw spoke]

wait who just joined

[hard gyro]

🤫

[crimson surge]

Anyone wanna play 4 player chess

[shrewd vapor]

Everytime you see him say " sup fraud " he'll know his place

[raw spoke]

sure ig

[crimson surge]

What’s ur chesscom username

[raw spoke]

ok let me check his mutual servers with him lol

[raw spoke]

bradenall

[grim edge]

[nova verge]

01/13 is my birthday

[hard gyro]

Very funny, dude

[shrewd vapor]

Sup

[crimson surge]

Ok you gotta connect to the variants server

Then I can send you the invite

[raw spoke]

omg so sxaredddddd omggggggg so scared omg omg omg

[grim edge]

[nova verge]

Tisk tisk tisk

[shrewd vapor]

Owned the fraud 🤣

[raw spoke]

ok I’m on variants

[shrewd vapor]

Fraud what are you doing

[hard gyro]

Why do you use MM/DD 🤌

[nova verge]

USA

[hard gyro]

[raw spoke]

what.

[shrewd vapor]

Racist

[hard gyro]

For DOB

[last verge]

lost to 1700 💀💀

[raw spoke]

what’s DOB

[shrewd vapor]

Date of birth

[hard gyro]

Date of birth

[shrewd vapor]

It's called date format not dob lmao

[undone bridge]

thrice in a row lol

[raw spoke]

Yeah idk why they said “why u use MM/DD

[shrewd vapor]

He's a fraud man as I said

[raw spoke]

what’s wrong with m/d

[last verge]

it happens some of them are underrated

[undone bridge]

i was playing at barnes and noble lmao wasn't paying attention

[nova verge]

Lolll

[hard gyro]

<@&745328830649991179> Has been harassing me for absolutely no reason.

[shrewd vapor]

Hell naw

[fallen wadi]

THE ROOOOOOOOK

[raw spoke]

bro is fr snitching

[hard gyro]

Don't mess with me.

[shrewd vapor]

Man wth is this

[shrewd vapor]

?????

[raw spoke]

wdym

[shrewd vapor]

Snitching and shit

[raw spoke]

how is that brilliant bruh u just Lose a rook?????

[hard gyro]

Welcome to Chess.com servers.

[shrewd vapor]

<@&745328830649991179> threatening

[fallen wadi]

Silence, just joined.

[raw spoke]

yeah @hard gyro fr a snitch

[raw spoke]

I’m 999999 elo 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[shrewd vapor]

And says he's an adult

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[hard gyro]

Queen takes bishop is checkmate

[crimson surge]

It’s late

[shrewd vapor]

Stop laughing and ping server mods to report him

[raw spoke]

ik that lol I’m 999999999999 elo

[nova verge]

Nah

[hard gyro]

We'll see who the mods mute.

[raw spoke]

bro is fr complaining to the mods

[last verge]

nice vision

[shrewd vapor]

@raw spoke report him for threat

[raw spoke]

k

[shrewd vapor]

Must be hated by everyone irl

[hard gyro]

I am. Sue me.

[raw spoke]

bro got no friends fr

[digital phoenix]

there was someone with the same user last time are u the same guy

[raw spoke]

He’s just like my 8 y/o sis

[hard gyro]

I've got plenty 😉

[shrewd vapor]

Snitch friends ig

[raw spoke]

Complaining complaining like a 1y/o

[shrewd vapor]

Snitch gang less go

[raw spoke]

@hard gyro wanna play chess

[grim edge]

Anyone care for a quick shnabbly-dabbly-doo of a quick little shnabber babble of a game per chance?…

[raw spoke]

Ok sure lol

[hard gyro]

Not really, no. I'm a fun guy if you don't go troubling me for no reason for like 10 mins.

[shrewd vapor]

Come 1v1 me

[raw spoke]

troubling u?????????

[shrewd vapor]

Ignore him

[raw spoke]

ok my chess user is Braden allow

[grim edge]

Okay yes hmm let us play a quick match

[raw spoke]

bradenall*

[hard gyro]

Let's see.

Calling me a fraud for no reason.

[shrewd vapor]

Ok sending req

[echo ember]

guys is it good to have 1553 elo on rapid