💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

i like motivation

[pure jacinth]

MMMMMMM, YES , I PREMOVED

[compact mantle]

Should I play in a group with min rating of 1750+ or the group with max rating 1850+ y’all

[pure jacinth]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[compact mantle]

FIDE ofc

[sharp galleon]

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[pure jacinth]

CALM DOWN

[lean pawn]

that is in third game, second game i won and u blundered 2 pieces and it was obvious

[grim edge]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[compact mantle]

I’m 1430 KNSB(national rating)

[pure jacinth]

Phew

[rain token]

How many brilliant do you have?

[grim edge]

Hmmm counter hmmmmms

[sharp galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-hanging-kill-gif-13667568

[grim edge]

130

[pure jacinth]

Listen at times I have blind spots ok

OK????

[lean pawn]

u blundered 2 pieces in 2 moves

[pure jacinth]

YOU GOT CRUSHED ON THE FIRST MATCH

HAPPENS

[lean pawn]

because i wasnt trying

i won u 2 u won me 1 so im better and i won 1200 with ease

[grim edge]

Whats the answer? or wanna think more

[pure jacinth]

So I wasn't trying on the second

[lean pawn]

in third u were

[pure jacinth]

Play me again PLAY M FRICKING PLAY ME AGAIN

[gilded raft]

why is 9/11 like 911 (police number )

[lean pawn]

no thank you

[pure jacinth]

THEN STFU

[lean pawn]

1600 lost 2-1 to 1100

[sharp galleon]

I was born an IM so you have no chance as an average joe

[pure jacinth]

And ps I blocked ou

[sharp galleon]

[pure jacinth]

I DONT NEED THIS RN

FRICK THIS GAME MAN

[teal dragon]

🦉

[grim edge]

DO i take that as a yes?

I made el meme perfecto

[teal dragon]

Its joever

[sharp galleon]

I need to inhale more Copium

[lean pawn]

this happened to me 30 minutes ago

i still won

[teal dragon]

Every misclick be like that tho

[rain token]

Woahhh

Is there any website for that aswell?

[teal dragon]

Chess.com insights

[grim edge]

Joe

[rain token]

Ok ty

[teal dragon]

I have like 70 brillis

[lean pawn]

guys report @pure jacinth for blundering 2 pieces in 2 moves that is pure 100 elo chess(dont actually)

[grim edge]

Jeje

[sharp galleon]

Biden

[grim edge]

Why is this so vague

[grim edge]

Joe washington

[sharp galleon]

dude is 12 years old smh

[silent quest]

@teal dragon oh i didn't know you were bilat

[lean pawn]

no im 1 year old

[sharp galleon]

ah my bad

[teal dragon]

@grim edge what did this guy just call me

[grim edge]

Imagine being named alice

Kinda sucks

[sharp galleon]

[grim edge]

Imagine being named yass

[rain token]

Slide me the link can't find it

[lean pawn]

its a joke bruh 1 year olds cant type

[teal dragon]

Bro did not

[grim edge]

Nah

[sharp galleon]

man just pinged the mods

[grim edge]

Thats not my name

[opaque apex]

hi

[teal dragon]

https://www.chess.com/insights

[grim edge]

Only ogs know my name

@teal dragon i cant be seeing things☠️

[sharp galleon]

want to see the memes I have

[grim edge]

Way before yass

[lean pawn]

well that wouldnt be me 1 year super children would go to ur house right now and untag server mods

[teal dragon]

Genshinlover69

[grim edge]

@grim edge im sorry i just have to add this into my collection 💀

[neon musk]

Guys, a really important question
Why do we have a symbol for a check (+), for a mate (#), but we don't have a symbol for a stalemate (something like '=')

[teal dragon]

Get ur eyes checked 😰😰

[teal dragon]

We do use = for draw

[grim edge]

I would kill a soul for that not to be the case

[sharp galleon]

because stalemate is just draw, and all draws are the same

[grim edge]

Like this one

[rain token]

I need diamond membership for that

[lean pawn]

how?

[grim edge]

Wheres the joke

glad i dont have wierd screenshot

[teal dragon]

Sucks to suck 🫠

[lean pawn]

258 elo having low elo is such a flex

[grim edge]

Yass i am

[rain token]

Mruwugamer can anyone check?

[rain token]

Fr

[grim edge]

I have multiple

[lean pawn]

stay

[rain token]

@grim edge do u have diamond membership??

[grim edge]

💀 bro is preping my downfall

[sick orbit]

ugh

[grim edge]

yes!

[sharp galleon]

blåhaj is ugly

fight me swedes

[grim edge]

Cellen shut up

[rain token]

You can check others insight?

[grim edge]

Blåhaj is the best

[grim edge]

No i am praying for ur Extinction

[teal dragon]

Homophobes really obsessed with gays tho icl

[grim edge]

Preach

[sharp galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/nyancat-ikea-ikea-nyan-cat-yett-mjau-gif-16275604

[lean pawn]

send them if you want to be locked out(yes)

[grim edge]

Nope not possible only myself

[rain token]

I wanna know my total brilliant

[grim edge]

Dw i wont send em to anyone

[lean pawn]

so dumb

[rain token]

Aww damn it :<

[lean pawn]

send them to @grim edge

[sharp galleon]

I don’t like plushies

[grim edge]

What

[lean pawn]

what is what

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/catch-these-hands-fight-me-pull-up-digibyte-meme-gif-19835917

[sharp galleon]

blåhaj isn’t cute bruh

[lean pawn]

im 3000 fide simply

[sharp galleon]

it looks soulless

[grim edge]

Princess bubblegum?

[lean pawn]

no

[grim edge]

Whats a blahaj

[rain token]

A human?

[sharp galleon]

the secret government spy tool produced by IKEA

[daring oyster]

blender

[grim edge]

Ah i see

[sharp galleon]

grindr

[daring oyster]

creative, blender is a better joke tho

[grim edge]

Tumblr

[sharp galleon]

[grim edge]

Cellen begone

[sharp galleon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/866701779868581930/1088593877071568946/king-teary-eyes.gif

[grim edge]

Lore accurate

💀

[nova verge]

✅✅✅

[sharp galleon]

[grim edge]

This scene makes me cry

[teal dragon]

Wheres stormlight guy im intrigued (for research ong)

[sharp galleon]

I’m literally starving to death now and i don’t like it

[sharp galleon]

uwu?

[nova verge]

Please eat

[grim edge]

Shes gone for good

[sharp galleon]

I’m trying to lose weight 🛐

[teal dragon]

She? Ew

[grim edge]

Her parents took her phone because they looked at her phone or something

[nova verge]

For who ?

[sharp galleon]

for myself lol

[rain token]

Uwu

[nova verge]

Okay

[daring oyster]

I am 💀

[rain token]

And I like em smashed by me

[daring oyster]

na i got roasted at the skaterpark smh

[rain token]

Nvm u didn't understand

[daring oyster]

no

ya ya

[alpine cargo]

Yooo

[daring oyster]

naw naw

[alpine cargo]

My FM chess teacher just beat a GM

[rain token]

Finally someone who understands my jokes🗿

[daring oyster]

Tf

[rain token]

Yoo

[teal dragon]

Every canadian i know learns french

[daring oyster]

not me

[rain token]

Tf?

[teal dragon]

Screenshotted

[rain token]

Gn?

[daring oyster]

your pfp looks like the void i see in your m- ear

[teal dragon]

Bro needs to sue his barber

[gilded raft]

THE OPENING ?

[rain token]

Your too

[daring oyster]

You're

[rain token]

I'm black

[rain token]

Just like my pfp and life

[gilded raft]

racist

[teal dragon]

Gukesh but what the d stand for

[daring oyster]

Mhm

[gilded raft]

very expressive

[daring oyster]

Hi man im not chat tho

[rain token]

Gukesh D luffy

[rain token]

No black

[teal dragon]

Thats crazy u called him a monkey

[opaque apex]

just got here what happened

[rain token]

Bro isn't black I can't

[lament jacinth]

Huh

[opaque apex]

[silent quest]

Every human was once a monkey

[sharp galleon]

I already know he’s a nerd just by the fact that he’s showing the Russian game

[teal dragon]

Factually incorrect but sure

[keen parrot]

thats not how evolution works

[rain token]

Oh I didn't know I was monkey in my mother's womb

[lament jacinth]

Am I some special exception ? My baby photos look kinda human ngl

[teal dragon]

Mb mom just was in my monkey phase

[silent quest]

I talk of the ancient days

Past of the pasts

[rain token]

Talk in proper detail you dumb shot

[lament jacinth]

We were still pretty human in the ancient days

[teal dragon]

Thats not every human

[silent quest]

My aint i aint a history major

[rain token]

Turu

[teal dragon]

My great^999 grandma was a monkey but not me

[silent quest]

But that doesn't conern history but rather science

[silent quest]

farther

[teal dragon]

Shoutout to grandma 🙏

[sharp galleon]

what if I say I’m a weeb instead

[teal dragon]

Thats so wrong i hope you delete this out of embarrassment

[silent quest]

Define nerd

[lean owl]

Guys if anyone here reads chess books what is one you recommend to get better and improve greatly i am in the 1200 elo range

[rain token]

Chess players

[half hinge]

Feels bad man

[keen parrot]

are you, on average, outside for more than 6 hours per day?

[teal dragon]

I love her

[silent quest]

I dont go out if not school

[sharp galleon]

it’s actually he

[keen parrot]

yeah i kind of felt there was smth off about the voice

[sharp galleon]

yeah lmao

[teal dragon]

No shes trans and changed her pronouns

[sharp galleon]

[rain token]

Is your mom jokes allowed here??

[keen parrot]

no its not, your mother told me that last night

[lean owl]

Guys can somone tell me how do i get good at chess im 1200 elo and how do i improve my tactical and vision

[rain token]

Hey are you an open file because I wanna slide my rook into you

[lament jacinth]

Failed rizz

[rain token]

Haha nice one I have no enemies

[silent quest]

@lament jacinth i heard your name somewhere

[teal dragon]

Fair enough, I shouldnt use monkey as a synonym for ape

[rain token]

Fr

[lean owl]

remember i used to be 300 elo so i dont have much experience i wanna know the things i should do

[silent quest]

Who was it? Bac somethin

[lean pawn]

oh come on i got warned for joking about being underage

[lament jacinth]

Where

[lean pawn]

and i said it was a joke

[rain token]

Yo mama

[lean owl]

alr bro ty

[lean pawn]

now i have 3 warnings, 2 of them are 1 but 2 but yes

[teal dragon]

Mods do some orwellian shit

[rain token]

Milk

[keen parrot]

woah jesus

[rain token]

Is this the thing your dad left for?

[lean pawn]

doesnt matter some people have like 12 warnings

[sharp galleon]

did you seriously got scared lmao

[teal dragon]

Hahaha 😅😅imagine

[keen parrot]

loud and sudden movement = scared

[sharp galleon]

maybe…

[teal dragon]

Scared me

[lament jacinth]

Stop being weak

[nova verge]

Got milk 🥛

[sharp galleon]

damn

[lean pawn]

what is there to imagine

[grim edge]

:3c

[keen parrot]

jumpscare warning

[nova verge]

Cows sure do and women who just had a kid

[lean pawn]

scared me

[nova verge]

Time is a BIOTCH

[keen parrot]

why u not in my server yet ong

we need some of those shitposts

[nova verge]

Yeah why ???

[teal dragon]

Cows sure do and women who just had a kid

[sharp galleon]

[silent quest]

Thats me after i broke my dads fav bat

[nova verge]

Thank you

[lean pawn]

i own a server called chess shitposts

[grim edge]

Why do I just wanna have a anime PFP 💀 I feel like my PFP is way too serious looking for my Goofy rating

[thick kernel]

2 brilliants yahoo

[nova verge]

Yahooooooo

[lean pawn]

yahoo

[teal dragon]

Take goofy selfie

[nova verge]

Remember that email server

[thick kernel]

yahooo!!

[grim edge]

[lean pawn]

be good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>???!?!?!?!

[compact mantle]

IS THAT MARK GOLDBRIDGE

[rain token]

I love chess

[keen parrot]

YES

[sharp galleon]

use loli

[grim edge]

I litterly can't 💀

[teal dragon]

U disgust me

[compact mantle]

THE GOAT

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

I'll rather delete Discord

[compact mantle]

Mark a legend of english football fr

[sharp galleon]

if I can make you quit discord, then it’s worth it

[silent quest]

Who Zuckerberg?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/bobby-fischer-gif-23701542

[keen parrot]

no admins on

[rain token]

You are a w (waste) then

[teal dragon]

Just quit bozo

[compact mantle]

No Mark Obama

[sharp galleon]

time for more shit posts then

[keen parrot]

average norwegian male

[teal dragon]

Dont be exposing me like that

[rain token]

🥺🥺🥺

[sharp galleon]

I’m Chinese btw

[rain token]

Hi

[sharp galleon]

get doxxed

[compact mantle]

Why norwegian flag

[sharp galleon]

living in Norway

[grim edge]

98% of chess players quit before getting a title, dont be a wuss like them

[restive storm]

WHAT THE HELL IS STHIS ☠️

[compact mantle]

Nice

[grim edge]

hai chat

[teal dragon]

Hai :3c

[rain token]

Shitpost

[compact mantle]

What’s it like being chinese in norway

[thick kernel]

plug walk

[sharp galleon]

🥺 🥺 🥺

[keen parrot]

i have so many good shitposts but they are all nsfw

[rain token]

nO

[restive storm]

no

[grim edge]

lol

[restive storm]

stop I hate that emoji

[teal dragon]

Post them no balls

[thick kernel]

plug walk

[sharp galleon]

everything is hella expensive in comparison, but I’m alive I guess lol

[grim edge]

[rain token]

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[grim edge]

I meant the dont quit part but if you wanna focus on the ones that quit sure

[sharp galleon]

uwu

[restive storm]

no

[teal dragon]

Blud is offended by a few pixels 💀💀

[keen parrot]

i would get banned

[rain token]

Uwu

[teal dragon]

No balls

[restive storm]

no

[compact mantle]

Shi sounds rough

[keen parrot]

dms if you really want

[restive storm]

I don't accept your apology

[sharp galleon]

do you feel the cringe

[rain token]

I have balls of steel

[compact mantle]

No balls

[restive storm]

I indeed feel the cringe

ok

[keen parrot]

and you can post them urself after

[teal dragon]

I feel the cringe coming inside me

[grim edge]

Cringe

[rain token]

You mean uwu??

[sharp galleon]

I don’t~ fuhuhu~

[restive storm]

no u-words

[sharp galleon]

imagine not just being cringe itself

[rain token]

What u word? U mean uwu?

[sharp galleon]

I am cringe and I enjoy every second of it

[teal dragon]

I am cringe and I enjoy every second of it

[restive storm]

i mean that word (no u-words btw)

[rain token]

Bro that's gay

[grim edge]

I am losing brain cells

Me too

Help

BONJOUR

[compact mantle]

He knows, believe me

[sterile tusk]

yes

[rain token]

💀

[grim edge]

Waltuh

[restive storm]

I would not use that as my pfp 💀

[keen parrot]

girly ahh samsung

[grim edge]

wassup

[restive storm]

also @grim edge sorry lol but remember I don't accept friend requests

[sharp galleon]

[teal dragon]

🤝

[restive storm]

I wouldn't

[compact mantle]

I’ll use that when I get 2300

[grim edge]

? Why

[keen parrot]

🪞

[teal dragon]

Should have got the purple one 🙄🙄

[nova verge]

😎😎😎

[restive storm]

I just usually don't accept them lol

[mystic stream]

ma

[nova verge]

No I have a mom

[restive storm]

❌

[nova verge]

I am not a mom….yet

[grim edge]

[teal dragon]

Growth mindset 💪 😎

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzy-mice-gif-17645860421574879161

[teal dragon]

Me

[grim edge]

What is this chat?

[rain token]

Soru

[teal dragon]

What did buddy send tho

[silent quest]

Lol

[keen parrot]

he wanted to impregnate bailey

[teal dragon]

Umm actually that called W rizz

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/back-at-it-gif-24981788

[rain token]

Fax

[tawny zenith]

Chess dot com

/trust

[rain token]

Peak humour

[grim edge]

:3c

[keen parrot]

this is clearly ironic

[teal dragon]

OH SHUT UP

[keen parrot]

its not?

[tawny zenith]

aaaaaaaa

[teal dragon]

PLAP PLAP

[rain token]

No

[keen parrot]

you are making stuff up

dirty minded

[silent quest]

Plap plap

Lmao

[teal dragon]

Delete before mods get a chance to decide tho

[nova verge]

Nah I got a few in mind to do that

[sharp galleon]

I feel challenged for having the most random shit posts

[nova verge]

😎😎😎

[old thistle]

This is a chess Discord, keep it appropriate

[tawny zenith]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHAT

[keen parrot]

oki

[nova verge]

Heyo

[teal dragon]

L scipio L uwunity

[nova verge]

Hiya

[keen parrot]

hello

[rain token]

Uwu?

[nova verge]

What’s good ?

[lean owl]

Guys is this routine good to get better?

[teal dragon]

Bro trying to mess

[keen parrot]

lichess

[grim edge]

Where is the daily meditation and spiritual connection your ancestors???

[hearty mural]

well yeah, lichess has unlimited free puzzles and chess.com doesn't

[rain token]

Isn't that promoting?

[nova verge]

That ship sailed 13 hours ago

[mild nest]

lichess is worse than chesscom for everyone below 2000

[daring oyster]

E

[nova verge]

E

[hearty mural]

premium isn't unlimited either, it's 25 per day

[mild nest]

since the only thing lc is useful for is opening repertoires

[rain token]

Anyways imma get milk good night everyone cyAa

[daring oyster]

A

[mild nest]

i get unlimited tho?

[keen parrot]

free puzzles, better bullet

[grim edge]

Honestly kinda a lot, you could literally just do a few puzzles, play 1/2 games, analyze them and do lichess studies (openings, openings principles, endgames, etc…)

[nova verge]

🧐

[daring oyster]

EA SPORTS ITS IN THE GAME

[tawny zenith]

@fleet dragon @crisp python hey

[mild nest]

better bullet is debatable

[grim edge]

And studies

[lean owl]

So what do u think is a good routine?

[mild nest]

u idiot

[grim edge]

Pretty much what i told you

[keen parrot]

multiple premoves and 0.1s is cringe

[mild nest]

studies are what u use to make opening repertoires

[mild nest]

multiple premoves r good

-.1 seconds is cringe tho

[elfin fiber]

This might actually be my potential omg

[nova verge]

Absolute value

Positive

[grim edge]

Thought you meant the opening database

[mild nest]

lc opening database is better in a way

[nova verge]

Anyone in AP classes

[lean owl]

alright ty

[mild nest]

since it shows what people at your level play

[keen parrot]

where is this from

[nova verge]

I can get you a 5 TUTOR BAILEY

[elfin fiber]

the chess.com YouTube post

[mild nest]

but cc masters database is better

[nova verge]

5:00 PM

IN MI

hby what time is it MR FOX

[gilded raft]

hi chat

[nova verge]

HIYA

how r u???

[lean owl]

What are lichess studies

[nova verge]

I wanna play some games with you all 😎

You down to clown?

[balmy harbor]

is there a way to see my account stats based on device? like how well i do on phone vs how well i do on pc

[keen parrot]

you gotta be some kind of bait right

[nova verge]

Bait? Bro I’m Bailey

[keen parrot]

hm

false, you got 800

[nova verge]

Who was born in 1976?

I’m down to know

Hmmmm

[teal dragon]

Hmu

[balmy harbor]

cillian murphy

[nova verge]

Goodluck bro

👍🏼

✌🏼✌🏼

[balmy harbor]

also, wait, maybe my mum was also born in 1976

[silent quest]

What is this

[nova verge]

I was born in 1995

I’m 28

[balmy harbor]

its not obv, when was she born lol

im 26 mom born 1976, young mother lol

[stable jungle]

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[balmy harbor]

yes im 26 and my mum had me when she was like 20-21

[nova verge]

Damn is right

Beavers make dams

[grim edge]

guys do you think its weird for someone to play the top stockfish moves against a opening thats almost never played? and they are 700 elo

[balmy harbor]

yaaa welcome to my city's culture of young mothers lmaooo

[silent quest]

Cc have a yt channel?

[nova verge]

I’m from the D stfu

keep your mouth zipped

Zip

[balmy harbor]

depends on the odds on random lucky moves and how natural the moves are

[nova verge]

Zap

[grim edge]

they are not at all lol

[nova verge]

Zap zone

Laser Tag

How I met your mother

[grim edge]

like rerouting a knight 3 times to get to a spot

[balmy harbor]

id love to see the first 10 moves of said game

[balmy harbor]

bit sus

[nova verge]

Damn I took a huge rip of my vape

I’m so kewl

[grim edge]

well they're 2 games and both looked like top stockfish moves

[balmy harbor]

facts

[grim edge]

@restive storm I had this back in 2021 now it's the same but FNAF ruin part 1

[nova verge]

Straight facts

[restive storm]

lol true

[grim edge]

Hollup that meme is horribly cut 💀

[balmy harbor]

bailey whats ur elo

[nova verge]

0

[balmy harbor]

fr though

[nova verge]

Mind your business

[sharp galleon]

it is so freaking insane

[restive storm]

@grim edge I'm so sad how gtlive has been ignoring poppy playtime's new teaser trailer for over a week lol

[balmy harbor]

i deserved that

[sharp galleon]

I tried to get a match in rated rapid, and they matched me against a 1300

literal 1300 💀

[grim edge]

He said he will watch it

[restive storm]

did he

when

[teal dragon]

@server_mod

[grim edge]

bruh whats wrong?

[teal dragon]

Nothing imo

[grim edge]

Last FNAF playthrough video I watched all the 8hrs of him playing in the end he saw the teaser Poppy playtime in recommend and he said he should react to it next

FNAF ruin last vid

[teal dragon]

I got a 1 day mute tho for saying something vaguely 9/11 jokish

[restive storm]

was it in the witty wrap up
I watched most of that video but I didn't get to the end

[grim edge]

Yes

[grim edge]

so you want to bring me down with you?

[balmy harbor]

anyone for duck chess

[teal dragon]

Yeps

[restive storm]

alright let me check it
thanks for this

[grim edge]

Me still don't understand why no accept friend request

[sleek zealot]

zax when 1v1

[grim edge]

When I'm off break

[tepid panther]

loving my new role

[sleek zealot]

YOU'RE STILL ON BREAK???

[nova verge]

From what?

[restive storm]

I don't accept anyone's

[grim edge]

I'm enjoying life I was out with my girl yesterday actually for the past 2 days

[nova verge]

What’s her name

pic or no proof

[sleek zealot]

can you pause the break for me

[nova verge]

Add me

Let’s have a chit chat

[grim edge]

🧢

[nova verge]

Won’t take long

Promise

I STG

[grim edge]

🙏

[nova verge]

friend me

[grim edge]

Kekw I'm gonna go sleep gn balint

[nova verge]

What time is it Mr Zax

[grim edge]

11 pm

[sleek zealot]

gn

[nova verge]

Where?

[grim edge]

Sweden?

[nova verge]

Mk I like your meatballs

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Christian Nieto (christian0106)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Christian Nieto (christian0106)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2209 (peak)
Blitz: 1802 (1817 peak)
Bullet: 1759 (1810 peak)

[sleek zealot]

stop being higher elo than me please

[gilded raft]

we want more

[tepid panther]

want more what ☠️

[knotty birch]

bro☠️

[gilded raft]

bliz elo

[tepid panther]

oof

[grim edge]

2500 2030 bet

[sleek zealot]

wait now are you christian or emile

[keen parrot]

💀

[sleek zealot]

serious question kek

[keen parrot]

his name is Christian Nieto ig

[tawny zenith]

👋

[sleek zealot]

slow

not that slow

[nova verge]

Hey

[tawny zenith]

Sup

[sleek zealot]

ive been 1400 for almost a month

[nova verge]

Hanging outside with my cats hby

[tawny zenith]

I’m outside not doing much at the moment thanks

[nova verge]

No problemo

[tawny zenith]

👍

[nova verge]

👍🏼

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xylo12e3

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 666 (807 peak)
Blitz: 295 (peak)
Bullet: 472 (peak)

[dry violet]

666

[nova verge]

676

686

606

🤣🤣🤣

You guys are NUTS

hey unity

Doesn’t seem like you can keep the peace aye

It’s okay it’s a big job for 1 person

No puns in that

[grim edge]

How should I improve in chess, I wanna be better

[nova verge]

Study

[grim edge]

What should I study?

[nova verge]

And practice and play

[grim edge]

Like what part?

[nova verge]

Not sure ask someone else

[grim edge]

Okay

[nova verge]

✌🏼

[viral epoch]

Ballsu

[teal dragon]

🤤

[frail plover]

does anybody in here play fps chess?

[nova verge]

😎😎😎

[viral epoch]

Whoa whoa

[tardy holly]

who down to 1v1 me, im 1k elo

[viral epoch]

I'm a miner

[frail plover]

im down to 1v1 u in fps chess

[viral epoch]

[nova verge]

Minor***

[viral epoch]

No

I'm literally mining

[teal dragon]

? Minor problem

[tardy holly]

my laptop lags just by opening chess.com

[frail plover]

[viral epoch]

Me minor si si

It is problem very bigg problem

[nova verge]

🤮🤮🤮

[frail plover]

no the game fps chess coundt find they're discord so i just joined this one

[nova verge]

Ugh those nuts were bad

Should’ve trimmed

[viral epoch]

Unty

Hi Stormy, hru Stormy?

Stormy..?

[tardy holly]

ik what fps chess is, it's on steam, and my laptop literally lags just by opening chess.com, aint no way my laptop gon come out alive from fps chess

[nova verge]

No

[frail plover]

a queen and 2 pawns isnt enough to checkmate 😏

[viral epoch]

Oh right..

[frail plover]

steam inded

[nova verge]

Y’all know Elliot’s page

[frail plover]

😏

[viral epoch]

Unty

[nova verge]

Or server

[teal dragon]

I hate when my bf gives me bad nuts (he works on almond farm and gives me freebies)

[tardy holly]

rule of thumb: always deliver a check in situations like this, so u dont accidently draw

[viral epoch]

We miss Stormlight, right Unty?

[nova verge]

Cool brah

[viral epoch]

🥺

[teal dragon]

Bro thought he was onto something

[nova verge]

Yep

[nova verge]

I am addicted to nuts 🥜

[tardy holly]

doesnt the other person automatically lose when they outa time?

[viral epoch]

I have so many pics of

my message
random message
3 replies to me

[nova verge]

Yep copy cats

😹😹😹

[viral epoch]

Stormy confirmed it

[nova verge]

Maybe check in ?

Wtf why are you not asking if they’re okay

[viral epoch]

Who talking to

[tepid panther]

what is chat rn

who tf is stormy

[nova verge]

Check in on your friends Jesus

[tepid panther]

OHHHH now ik who it is

[dapper herald]

Who can teach me i forgot how to play chess

[tepid panther]

obviously not you mook

[nova verge]

?? Really

[tepid panther]

no I dont know who stormy is ☠️

[stable jungle]

Hey @dapper herald, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[viral epoch]

He's not been responding lately

[viral epoch]

Stormlight is what he used to be called

[nova verge]

Do you have his number

[tardy holly]

nihuh what

[viral epoch]

No

[tepid panther]

oh now ik

[nova verge]

Okay

[viral epoch]

I don't have any way to contact him

[nova verge]

Keep trying

[dapper herald]

Yeh but i want a playmate

[viral epoch]

Apart from chess.com

[nova verge]

Try there

[dapper herald]

In chess

[tardy holly]

what elo are you

[viral epoch]

...been doing that

[dapper herald]

Anyone here?

[nova verge]

No check in ! Ask if they’re okay there’s NO CODE

[tepid panther]

nope

[nova verge]

to being nice

[tardy holly]

here

[viral epoch]

...

[nova verge]

It’s different for every person

[tepid panther]

@grim edge did you see?

I joined in march so.. yeah

[nova verge]

Love languages etc

[tepid panther]

look at my roles

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Christian Nieto (christian0106)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Christian Nieto (christian0106)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2209 (peak)
Blitz: 1802 (1817 peak)
Bullet: 1759 (1810 peak)

[tepid panther]

finally hit it

[viral epoch]

I've been trying to get him to talk about it, but he appears to be hesitant about it, at least it seemed like it the last time he responded which I don't know is how long ago

[nova verge]

Well idk what to tell you

[viral epoch]

Not responding either

[nova verge]

Idk that’s not good

[tepid panther]

my thought process was if I hit 2200 then I should be able to stay in 2200 so I need to make sure it wasnt a fluke

so I played another game

[nova verge]

Do you know his actual name ?

Don’t say it

[rain crest]

chess

[viral epoch]

No, and to be frank, I don't know much about anyone I talk the most to online

[dapper herald]

Yehh chess

[hasty iris]

who is frank

[nova verge]

Well. That’s. …….

[viral epoch]

It's a word

[nova verge]

Idk what to say

[viral epoch]

It means to be genuine; honest

[wintry forge]

[mild nest]

cap

ur just wrong, frank is the most goated chess player ever, he is not just a word

[hasty iris]

true

[rain crest]

classic frank

[nova verge]

My mom has a cat Frank

[rain crest]

chess

[grim edge]

But what about Mittens

[nova verge]

The tank

[tepid panther]

I am losing brain cells from reading chat

[rain crest]

chess

[tepid panther]

no

[rain crest]

:(

[hasty iris]

💀 google is lying

[nova verge]

Any Sams or Kates in here

[viral epoch]

Yep uhuh, Oxford University is lying

[hasty iris]

[nova verge]

There was a shooting in Michigan at Oxford high school google it

[rain crest]

"discordians"

[nova verge]

No

You’ve done horrible unifying people

[rain crest]

so confused by general rn

[nova verge]

Unity does not unify

[grim edge]

Lets chess

[rain crest]

chess

[grim edge]

Gamers

[autumn bronze]

literally not a single message here is coherent

[rain crest]

oooo im ABOUT TO CHESS ARGGHHH

[grim edge]

Jones how much of a chesswr are you

[nova verge]

Chess so hard

[rain crest]

chess is too difficult, im sticking to monopoly

[grim edge]

Nah we unite 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[tepid panther]

yeah I think im done here

[grim edge]

Imma go back to yugioh this shit too hard

[grim edge]

COME BACK COACH NOOOO

[autumn bronze]

imma go outside fr

[rain crest]

idk what is a chesser mate

[nova verge]

Exactly

[grim edge]

No idea some kinda candy

[nova verge]

✅✅✅

[rain crest]

i love playing chess but every time i think im about to win an easy game i blunder my spaghetti all over myself

[autumn bronze]

bro what

[nova verge]

Your name matters

[autumn bronze]

wtf is a spwghetti

oh yea

[rain crest]

spaghetti plural :)

[autumn bronze]

im stupi

[tepid panther]

Im about to play ow

im chessed out for today

[inland arrow]

@grim edge my diharria is over 9000

[tepid panther]

overwatch 2*

[tepid panther]

bruh

[autumn bronze]

IBS?

[nova verge]

Yeah I got that

[rain crest]

average discord user joke

[wintry forge]

total agreement

[tepid panther]

no haha, overwatch 2

[autumn bronze]

honestly IBS be kinda chill sometimes

[nova verge]

It ain’t

[autumn bronze]

what type u got

[inland arrow]

Its cuz of tacobell

[nova verge]

Crohns Disease

[autumn bronze]

well thats not IBS bro

[azure stream]

Geuss the elo https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/SKKJWiBb4?tab=analysis

[wintry forge]

[nova verge]

Yeah well you asked

[inland arrow]

There crunchyrap shit

[nova verge]

I was going to leave it at that

But you just had to make a joke about an ailment

[autumn bronze]

what is an ailment

[nova verge]

Google it

[wintry forge]

1300 elo

[autumn bronze]

oh yea

at what point did I joke

[nova verge]

My battery is at 46%

[azure stream]

1400

[nova verge]

R u 14

[autumn bronze]

who me?

[tight trail]

hello

[nova verge]

Anyone

[restive storm]

chess.com L calling this move a mistake

[grim edge]

Pixel imma play u if u want

[autumn bronze]

bro I got IBS at 14

[nova verge]

Sorry to hear that.

[autumn bronze]

wasnt diagnosed til 16 tho shit was horrible man

[nova verge]

…..yep

It is

[autumn bronze]

bro u ok u seem hurt

[marsh hinge]

how to get trusted role

[stable jungle]

@marsh hinge connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[nova verge]

I just…doesn’t matter

[rain crest]

https://tenor.com/view/diana-tda-gif-22318003

[autumn bronze]

fr

[grim edge]

U talk with us

:3

[rain crest]

the ultimate sacrifice

[marsh hinge]

nice 😄

[grim edge]

I am to be trusted with authority and lethal weapons

[nova verge]

😎😎😎

[grim edge]

Wrong response you should dread at the thought of having to talk with us

As this server brings out the le weird in the le people

[nova verge]

100%

[restive storm]

not really

[marsh hinge]

only thing weird is you not being happy to talk

cheer up @grim edge

[grim edge]

I am never happy

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

Thats kinda my thing

[nova verge]

Awwwhhh

[grim edge]

The e6b6

My inpeccable owens defense

[restive storm]

lol bro thinks he's duck with a top hat

[marsh hinge]

bro thinks hes marslon cagnus

[grim edge]

Ong

[rain crest]

GAME ON

[grim edge]

You playin the reti?

[teal dragon]

Aint even refuted

[rain crest]

easy elo for u m8

[teal dragon]

Mate in 8

[rain crest]

drats

I HUNG A PAWN first move im a genius

[grim edge]

I sent u a challenge no worries

[teal dragon]

Stockfish says so

[rain crest]

I am so tired i can barely concentrate mate

[frigid field]

[tardy holly]

mate in 94, for white

[rain crest]

@grim edge nevermind i cant even focus on the game lol

[nova verge]

44%

[restive storm]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/85098068827

[worn ice]

Heinzi123 (2125) vs. doryetuosenbcakohn (2250)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. e4 d6 5. Nge2 O-O 6. d5 a5 7. a4 Na6 8. Bg5 Nc5 9. Bxf6 exf6 10. Ng3 h5 11. h4 Re8 12. Be2 Bh6 13. Rh2 Bf4 14. Kf1 Bxg3 15. fxg3 Nxe4 16. Nxe4 Rxe4 17. Kg1 Bg4 18. Bxg4 Rxg4 19. Qd3 Qe7 20. Qc3 Re8 21. Rf1 Qe5 22. Qxa5 Qe3+ 23. Kh1 Qxg3 24. Kg1 Re2 25. Qa8+ Kg7 

[grim edge]

Btw pixel i am muted in cc @grim edge

[restive storm]

alright I'm back at 2250 rapid

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2250 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2300 (peak)
Bullet: 2302 (peak)

[restive storm]

not quite back at peak yet

[nova verge]

You’ll get there

[grim edge]

Suddenly i am listening to rasputin

[rain crest]

banger

[restive storm]

new pfp moment

[nova verge]

New profile pic

[grim edge]

I havent blundered a queen pixel

I got into a middle game with a fine position

Ill never do

Dw

[restive storm]

my opponent had consistent move times for the entire game but this was his accuracy

[grim edge]

Nah its way way to serious for discord

[nova verge]

Is it tho?

[grim edge]

i look like a man in his 20s💀

[restive storm]

imagine if he was though that would be hilarious

no

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

no

[restive storm]

never show that picture ever

I'm confused why chess.com doesn't see this as a good move

I haven't played bots in a while so I'm not sure

not "oh nice"

[grim edge]

Why don't you look what the best move is, turn it on

23 days strong💪

[restive storm]

I'm comparing it to lichess stockfish who thinks d5 is one of the best moves

[nova verge]

43%

[restive storm]

it really likes d5 for some reason

I personally find d5 probably the best

it's really tricky as well

not played much

[grim edge]

That depends on the depth. Stockfish depth 22 might think it's a mistake while depth 50 might think it's a good move

[restive storm]

yeah that's probably the reason
I was thinking that
but my game review stockfish is supposed to be "deep" with 3500 rating lol

[polar nymph]

sw

[restive storm]

yeah it's this crazy king's gambit line

[grim edge]

That was called depth 18 before they changed it

[restive storm]

lol ok

what advice

[grim edge]

Borg is best opening

[restive storm]

💀 sure

[teal dragon]

Cyborg variation

[grim edge]

Me who wants to start playing kings gambit. Also me who is learning the English

[restive storm]

learning some endgames would help so you realize what trades are good for you and which ones aren't

[grim edge]

I love cyborgs

[restive storm]

like pawn endgames or rook endgames

[teal dragon]

I already know english

[grim edge]

hello chat

[teal dragon]

Whimsy!!

[grim edge]

@grim edge hello hi jello

[grim edge]

Aloha Whismy hope your day is bright and whismying

[grim edge]

ALICE hello hi. gimme all ur money :p

[teal dragon]

Anything for u :)

[grim edge]

Zax what do rhode island and the fall of a sparrow have in common?

[grim edge]

shock me

[restive storm]

me who wants to revise my prep against 1. e4 but I'm in the process of learning the open sicilian and have scandinavian for white to learn after that

[grim edge]

theres providence in both

[teal dragon]

😭😭😭😭😭

[grim edge]

Sup whism

[nova verge]

Looks like my cat sunshine

[grim edge]

Paypal me a cent

[grim edge]

Good luck

I need it fr trust

[restive storm]

I'm not so sure about the taking too much time part, but you could try playing more blitz

[grim edge]

i have less 😭 im gonna get paid tho soon

millions of trillions of dollars

[restive storm]

I'm not sure if my advice is helpful but according to my stats I've played more blitz than any other time control 💀

[teal dragon]

MATERIAL GURLLL

[grim edge]

Idk how to advance

Oopsies

[restive storm]

I'm learning that right now
I just finished 1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 e6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nc6 5. Nc3 Bc5
I will start learning 5... a6 instead of 5... Bc5 soon and then after I'll be learning 5... Qc7

[digital frigate]

I’m rich

[teal dragon]

Ok

[restive storm]

yeah but I'll be studying that soon

[grim edge]

Btw my opening is in the stuff i sent you

[restive storm]

I'm watching your game but I'll wait to comment when you're done

[grim edge]

@grim edge i got another.
What do a common migratory bird and a gulp of refreshing lemonade have in common?

In the last chapter

[grim edge]

SHOCK ME TWICE

[grim edge]

one swallow does not a summer make 🔥

You should play whats easier for you to play i tjink stockfish usually is stupid

[sleek zealot]

my elo hasn't increased for almost a month

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/phoenix-wright-miles-edge-worth-gif-26085915

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

😎😎😎

[grim edge]

omg its alexander pope

@grim edge y r u watching anime where ppl wear periwigs

[sleek zealot]

but i dont think i should be stuck at this level

[grim edge]

i dont wanna stop gaining elo

has my time come

@grim edge if u think abt it trail mix is just gravel

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

periwigs☠️

I havent even played tho

[grim edge]

THAT'S WHAT BRO IS WEARING

@grim edge hi hello :p

Ill just play rapid again when i hit 2k in bullet and blitz

[restive storm]

the mistake was allowing Re2+ on move 40

[grim edge]

Is it crazy to think my position is slightly better than urs?

It says resign

[restive storm]

also instead of moving your knights so much in the opening instead you should develop your bishop and castle

[flat warren]

Is there anywhere we can post screenshots and get explanations?

[nova verge]

Idk

[stable jungle]

Hey @flat warren, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[dapper herald]

new players?

[rain crest]

chess

[restive storm]

in the endgame you could have tried to trick you opponent
stop the pawn with your rook and then push kingside pawns, and then when there's no way to stop the pawn anymore you sac the rook for the pawn and try to get a pawn that's very close to promotion so black is forced to give the rook as well

[grim edge]

repub if mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

[restive storm]

it would have still been losing but that's a trick you could have tried

[grim edge]

Oopsies

[nova verge]

Who owns Chess.com ??

[worn patrol]

And the song on your spotify is let you down 😂

[nova verge]

So no one makes decisions?

[grim edge]

Markus is i cant see why dor cant be

[nova verge]

Okay

[grim edge]

Its made by multiple people

[restive storm]

just always try to think of ways to be resourceful, even when you're completely lost
sometimes you could find a sneaky trick and if your opponent doesn't see it then you would be able to get a more favourable result

[nova verge]

…..r u joking by now

[restive storm]

idk lol I don't really want to though

[plain vortex]

waht is the moves of the monkey bum opening

[nova verge]

Yes of course I do

Bro I’m 28. With a math degree

Hop off

[restive storm]

also remember that you're just playing online chess, there's not much at risk

[teal dragon]

Double ds

Bro forgor to crop

[nova verge]

Yep

Anyone on Wi-Fi now

[grim edge]

I wasnt crazy my position was slightly better but unfortunately i was the 1000 in that game

[restive storm]

alright gl lol

[grim edge]

I didnt know how to make use of it tho

[plain vortex]

yes

[nova verge]

Okay JW

[sleek zealot]

ur home?

[digital frigate]

💀

[plain vortex]

dm me the caht is going too fast

[sleek zealot]

im in vc

[nova verge]

I don’t DM sorrry

[plain vortex]

k

[valid grove]

who wants to play a chess game