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whats ur rating
then we can play
580 rapid, 280 blitz, 300 bullet
play me cuz yes
no ur actually not bad at chess
sure send an unrated link
i lost to a WIM earlier still salty about it
Wtf
Ew tf
some are rated 400 so 
Patzer24
Tell me how on dms step by step or here
whats ur user?
egg moment
duck-with-a-top-hat
okay
@grim edge this why I don't think he troll he actually has pics
@last verge 
kara kara kara no kara
I sacrificed my bishop for checkmate but it was given an excellent because I had a mate in 10 instead 🙄
@last verge play otb i believe you can get a title
I don’t dance either lol. My dad tried to convince me to learn slow dance but the only person Im going to be slow dancing with is myself so I declined
lagtrain is such a bop
I can’t do that either
i will try for NM before i graduate hs
gg
Same wish you best of luck duck
ignore the quality of my gameplay lol i was talking to someone on ft during the game
so late smh
D:
did i play okay?
for 600? that was great, you just allowed a common capture chain tactic- the endgame was played with subpar understanding but absolutely amazing understanding for someone rated 600
once you're down material it's harder to gauge quality but you defended pretty well
thank you!
i also don't dance
kek
Anti-Dancing Gang rise up
ADG
all the drugs group
mostly because i'm like concerned about the reactions of others
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duck
i got my uscf membership set up but i have yet to play a tournament
can u teach me how to get better?
ohio, nothing really happens here except for the fact that i have a friend who's an IM and lives near me 💀
honestly youtube videos and experience playing games helped me the most, it might be different for you but that's what worked for me
I can't wait for someone to say only in ohio
theres some uscf rated stuff but i have to travel a little bit
but could u like coach me since ur like cm level
im not cm level 😭 but im flattered
CM level 
yo guys i beaten a 1500 on a chess tournament yesterday :D
congrats
whats cm level?
If I tried to dance everyone around me would have a stroke and die
2600 chesscom ish
oh
2200 fide
what abt fm
likw 2100 fide i think
same thing with me
2750 to 2850 is good FM range
FMs are usually not 2700
u sure?
i'd rather not eat for a whole day than dancing in front of everyone
my fm friend is 2800
what are all of them? i only know gm cm and fm
my IM friend is 2800 😳
oh yeah IM
there's CM FM IM GM and the women titles as well
there is also NM but only for certain countries
okay
also NM and WNM depending on your country
NM??
national
never heard of it
only for certain countries
Anyone here ever play the metro series
lm???
bruh
oh
old news
LMAO
uhhhh
there's a couple middle aged retiree FMs that are like 2000
💀
okay
no LM is a title for US i think idk
People how do you eat a banana the way your homies don't consider "gay"
IM is a fide title
whos pixel?
nah its probably not the linked account has a platinum membership
2300????
i don't think pixel would spend money on a fake acc
okay
discord is free
oh no…. The dude who offered to coach me just got banned for fair play
that's really washed
yeah definitely true. also some really bad gms too
in fact i ran into a FM that was 2000 on LICHESS ☠️
2200 but I feel like something is off
i know a gm thats 2500
LMAO
i have the game against him on my wall lol i beat him pretty soundly
show account
what
some 36 year old FM from italy
show the GM account that is 2500
he walked me through Analysis of a game I played and was telling me why moves I made were bad and what I should do instead and why
actually idk if it was him that was 36 or someone else
That’s sad to see
bro was using stockfish to coach as well 
my highest estimate was 1800 with 2 brilliants 98.6 accuracy
idk the acc sry
rip
i mean there's a required level of strength to analyze a game properly and verbalize moves and ideas
Explaining why I was better in a position and how I can progress in it?
i thought he was in the world cup?
you're telling me i'm higher rated than a GM
So did that GM fall off
NAHHHH
python
oh there's a WCM who's like 1200 fide or something i know that
no chance
1200 wth
How many games did she loose
Check on their rating progress @grim edge
bro he's 75 💀
uh yeah
I have a feeling they got spanked a lot
very nice although im not a developer so idk
the cm is 1200 💀
tbf he's 76
I think you don’t realize how much you deteriorate
also 600 rating acc was my alt
Which website is this
hmm
Report them
winning some junior tournament with a very weak pool
FIDE
FIDE hands out titles to people who win certain tournaments
There is a minimum elo requirement for them duck
i guess it's countries with a very small chess audience, winning national tournaments would be easier
not me 💀
then why are you not titled on cc
that's my friend's fide account not me but i put my picture
Bro wut
Dope picture
thx my friend took it for me in glasgow
what rating are you rn
Nah
hmm
whats ur elo
pretty good. i hope you get it
Titles are only given out for major tournaments which uscf doesn't host asides from nationals etc
Most people who win nationals are already titled
yep
🪰🪰🪰
easiest way to get a title is to win the junior championships
oh
ye ofc
So easy frfr
how to get NM title easy
Easiest way to become GM is go to world Candidates and become world champion
i mean u dont need to do any rating stuff u just gotta beat a bunch of kids when ur 13 
I am north korea gm
pixel i'm gonna play uscf rated soon
/ CONNECT
What city?
Bro u realize for junior championship it's u21
Kusong
Ah kk
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oh fr? my friend got his at 17 i think
i'll grind for 2100 once it's 2024
21 is so old bruh
🪰🪰🪰
breh
Wel u21 for u.s ifk other
youll wait nearly a year
There's so many gms in junior though so
You are clever
I went to world cadets a while ago and did bad
bro i'm playing this daily game and this dude is about to get the shit windmilled out of him and he's not resigning i hate playing this
yeah for sure. these days if u arent gm at 13 or 14 u prob wont be a super gm 
i always lose daily games in time

🪰🪰🪰
:(
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Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 2010 (peak)
ill be a 600 gm
how to be 2300
Happy 2024
I'm NM at 14 maybe I will hit fm eventually
go to some sketchy country and get the norms there
bet
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
i feel like the step between NM and FM isn't that big
Tru
u can go to serbia (seriously)
my friend said u can do 2 gm norms in serbia
oke
I already gained like 150 fide from one tournament
…….

national master jayden lee

Yea
There's a lot of fms around 2350 uscf
btw i will tell a funny story. yesterday, grischuk lost to a young GM. they played 150 moves draw, then grischuk lost in tiebreak blitz
this young GM, is called...
duck-with-a-top-hat
anyone know
Daneshvar
anyhow, this guy was relatively unknown a while back
back then, a GM organized a small tourney for titled players... in which my friend got absolutely crushed 9-0 by Daneshvar 💀
She’s a brick house
i keep forgetting i know pixel's real name now
bardiya
most interesting
GM now i think...?
Ok
but after that tournament, people started to recognize him in online circles
Wat I'd it
Yeah I saw the video
okay
😔😔😔
i went yesterdday to my friends house
Any gms here
he brought his IM friend
magnus has higher rating bit liren is wcc?
Gms
so i played with another 1600 dude vs him (FM) and and IM
@restive storm check rule 4☠️
bughouse. we got destroyed and they only had a king on one board 
Hello
Any one with the Gm thing do a speed run to 100 elo
proof ^
Yes hi
@grim edge 2100 by september?
giri's from ned?
wdf hapenig
Does he know
I found out the new of Twitter and Elon actually did it
RULE 4 IS SO BASED
BUT IT CAN BE VETTER
TO MAKE IT EVEN BETTER MAKE JT 1 DAY TIMEOUT
No...
noooo im talking about you 💀
no
Unty
i just had my best game ver wow
wut i did?
i actually forgot 💀
im at 998 bro so close 1000dj0qj0jrQFq3fgQ9OFGQ
Hmmm
nah i think you can be 2100 by september idk what the old zax was on
thx
🤪🤪🤪
#FREEJA
how does a fots talk
best shooter in the leauge
does anyone else just grind bullet?

i play 2}1
@digital phoenix be the best hater tho 
yes
**NBA
Hello, chat.
i havent eep vent how about u
what???
im not cheating just saying
Legit doctors verified
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Anyone else
2+1 isn't even bullet it's blitz
cheaters recognize cheaters
2+1 is basically 3+0
balls
Balls 🏀
You’re not my mom
Bye she’s still alive
Not dead hby ??
How’s ur mom
My dad might want her number
To wine and dine her
Good night
YouTube
Beast
Mr.
800 elos are ez
could you show yourself eating it
No I already ate it.
cant eat a liquid dummy
dead bro
🤦♂️
bro what the
😑
Hmmm parallel right now?
I’m gr8 at parallel parking
Hby!
??!
Waiting patiently
Any day now
Hey I’m walking here
bro were in discord not irl
Hey guyz anyone is free?
Hello, happy friendship day everyone 💛
so you saying theres no real life?
Happy friendship day
Happy friendship day buddy
u guys got any netflix recommendations im bored man
happy friendship day
like a movie specifically
Thank u so much 4 replying 🙂
No problemo
I am playing a game since 1 month and it's been 88 moves and I am winning I want it to be my longest game
hey does anyone use chess com on computer?
how do i move one move back?
whenever i hit the arrow it moves 2 moves
i want to move individual moves like on mobile
last capture was on 75th move so I am scared about 50 move draw
It's a bug happens to me too
Hey legos
so just refresh?
🪰🪰🪰
Try I guess idk it hasn't bothered me that much
Buzz buzz
and how do i make the board bigger? not fullscreen but like theater mode
Eat more food
I bet you did
im still learning so i want to go through individual moves so its a bit annoying
😎😎😎😎
Try to hit Analysis after the game
Should not skip moves idk
i use self analysis
i mean during a game
if i want to go back a move, it always goes back 2 moves instead
Bro I graduated college with a math degree gtfo
yep
Yeah you can't it's kinda bugged. especially vs bots right?
yeah i been playing bots
whatever you say bro idc
im 600
IDK U
dang
Yep same issues for me. Chesscom won't fix it tho
idk u either so
😝😝😝
ok so how do i make the board bigger? my friend said it was in the settings but i dont see it
Smile for the camera 📸
im going to sleep bro
Hi noobs
Hey noobie

Let’s have fun
Idk
No 🥹
No gross
No so bad
Imma go grind some blitz

Why am I so good at chess
…..
Nop not really
I’m underrated
Ratings?
Edited

gg!
🤣🤣
You can talk to me then and btw what is ur ratings?(in digit)
Good one Buh bye
u played me
You’re a girl?
u played well

🤣🤣🤣
Shush
You smart you incredible you badass go buy a house for your moma with my money spend my money as you want
When I look at your eyes
Imma change it
||500-999||
🤣🤣🤣
I see what god did
Me 2
Hey girl what’s your name?
u were the one who started this
Leave her alone
F u
I’ll do that later

I love all genders
What about Duolingo
ayooo
I thought <500 r always so sweet 🥹
Heyo
✅✅
THANK YOU
You love all genders
You don’t love your mother?
Yeah 100%
Thank you thank you In ngolo kante speech
are u the kind of guy to not love his son cos its "gay" or whatever
Sold his soul to the Saudi league
If my son becomes gay I’m gonna be Jackie Cham
how did you get friend of the server ?
86% battery 🔋
I’m homophonic
I bet u r
helpful and friendly
26% 
wonder what that is but if spelling error parental love is fine
Get a charger STAT
do you request it or a mod/bot give it to you
I love my parents I love all humans I love you
mod will give if they feel like u can get it
With 3300 mah 
kk
but right now no one gets anything until something else is done i have no idea what
not good rizz
It’s not rizz wtf

I’m badass
yes u r
real
ook
@digital phoenix woman?
What is ur problem
🥹😭
nope
yes.
omg
😭
You woman?
Dies
what is this i ask u
no
🤣🤣🤣
Wtf badass is the real pronouns
Damn world without women is nothing
Server without women is also nothing
Liya
thats real but discord with no womens is fine

…..do you actually think anyone is buying this?
Damn wtf
True
DISCORD KITTENS ARE MALES THO
Wtf bro
eh theyre rarely here
natural repeller
😎😎😎
ok

🤣🤣
@graceful lintel if I tell you to be a discord kitten for 1h and get nitro will you acc ?
To all woman you’re smart you’re beautiful you’re incredible you’re better when I look at your eyes I see what god did go buy a house for your mama with my money spent my money as you want
lowkey sounds like a simp
Nuh uh
I’m simping for woman
less simping more chess
Chess is for noobs
Lichess is better than chess.com
Chess is for everyone
it was just a question I dont need womens rn 😏 and I dont have money for nitro but thats a detail
What does chess give you
Nothing
you can get a time out stop
Peace

It’s fact
Time out 🤪🤪
game is literally called chess
there is a lichess discord
Wow why would they time out him , they're not confident?
I’m bac
And?
blud
No

Anyone blitz?
Dutch blitz?
??
A card game
Oh
Yep
i love mf doom
100% fun
lig ma
Astoufiroulah
I loved the movie Guess Who with Bernie MAC
dude how is this jesus
It’s not Jesus
who wants to play chess
cheese is priced = jesus christ
Except I don’t live in a trailer park
Meeee
so why astakhfirouallah ?
Me me
Because it’s not him

me when hiccup

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oops i joined
Im sober sorry
help why is game review not working?
did u already use a game review today
no
Oh sed 🥹 send link here
try harder
































































long ass game that is
Hmmmm
it says game review is currently not working
Same here 
Or a whole new one
314 is too long for review
yea it doesnt work
whats max
u could leave it running for a while if u want to
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idk
314 moves?
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yeah
💀
Damn man I had a connected account but I can’t disconnect because the account is closed
Yes it’s a bot game
whats ur account name
i played against my friend :(
…..
babibac
Djfjfifjsjs
what
you closed it yourself?
whats wrong ?
yeah looks like it
Yeah
My cat died in May
type /connect
really?
I bet u did
it was purposely played out to lengthen the game
she had 219 blunders
theyre tryna make a very long game
yea

yea i had 128 blunders and she had 219
Man it’s boring why any mod can’t disconnect it?
314 moves for each person
🥹sed
?
so its 628 total moves
if mods do it for one person means other people can also ask for it which defeats the purpose of email and makes it inconvenient
What was it closed for?

closed it himself
GTG bai bai cya everyone 
Ah
Wtf true
Cheating wtf
😎
Hi
Heyo
Et le soleil ne vint pas what’s this name
I beat you

I am not french
🤣🤣🤣
Connard
When u beated me
Everyday you’re a noob
I’m bac
I beat everyone here
🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's your elo
What a joke
I’m underrated
Say
**overrated
My name
Don’t care
What's your elo
It’s just a name
I act on what I feel and never deal with emotions
Wtf
Fu I’m underrated
What does the fox say 🦊🦊🦊
Unrated?
I gotta tell you this rn with the f grass is in me
Hello before talking to someone salute him
Wait I will send u challenge link
I don’t have chess.com account
Helo salutes
Eye eye captain
You suspected of being idiot
😝😝😝
I got ur mf back from day 1 lets blow this b
<@&745328830649991179> person got closed for cheating?
Good question
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If yiu ever need someone off
Wtf man I df have chess.com account
Oh wow
I will
@grim edge https://play.chess.com/Uk1Dy
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Oh wow you smart you badass
Hello
Create one and link it to this discord through linking
I already have a closed account
Make then
No chess.com is boring

💀
I like rap god
Your name is nothing
O

@primal fern closed for cheating?
why is there a huge space
That's song of eninem
were you closed?
How do I change linked account?
No i closed it myself
/disconnect is what you type
I BEAT A GM!! 😄 (Totally wasn't vica)
When someone says give me space then send this
also how many accounts do you have?
2
ah ok
Why 2
Can access the old
did you get approval for making an alt?
It’s something
I can't log in the old
what's the username for the old one?
BRO WHATS HAPPENING TO CHESSCOM
Play me
WHAT ARE THESE POINTS
ok
truelyqueproriel
I never play bullet
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25
I got crushed tho
27
I HAVE TO PLAY FASTER
Bullet?
29
Yes
Play with me bullet
IM BAD BULLET
that account doesn't exist
Ok
maybe you spelled it wrong
please can someone tell me if there's a huge space on my profile for no reason
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look at this???
gg
why is there a huge space fr
bagpiperriel102
Pretty normal
Community building in the city of Guelph
not normal bro
What’s your real rating?
doesnt' exist
You caught him
around 1200-1300 lichess
What
???
Wtf no
How?
you only have 1 account
2300 ish
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can verify
wdym wtf no
Wtf
i beat him meaning he was below 1k
I think old onegot banned because played to accurate against my friend
You’re not 8000
of course i'm not, no one is 8000
I lost
No 8000
so you got banned, and made a new account without appealing?
No 800
I wasn't cheating or doing any thing
well technically i'm 899 which is closer to 900
I'm just playing
so why did you get banned? what was the username for that account?
@grim edge
Coach me
88
hes 2300 chesscom
Cooooool
i don't play on cheese com sorry
username
@primal fern did u know ur closer to 2k than me 😱
whatever account you think is mine is not
thats why he crushed me bullet
indirect 
i only have one cheese website account
funny
Man you’re the best liar that I saw today
omg my ego went down
you trust that liar over me wow
My avarage accuracy was 60
man 899 dont lay like this
how long have you played chess for?
let our mini mod do his job
a few years
ur high rated
?
so you been playing for a few years yet you're only 800 elo....why?
because I suck?
hes the mini mod, im the head mod trust
is that impossible
bruh it gets tiring stop lying about your rating for no reason
idk man you come off as someone who isn't bad at chess

theres a lot of people here who played long time and are still below 1k
it's my rating though. you may think my rating is underrated, but that doesn't make it stop being my rating
true but i've seen him around
Love you long time
hes a lichess player hence below 1200
i never said that wasnt your rating. but you are 2300 on chesscom and you choose to say 900 cause your altnernate account is 900
That account isn't mine smh
i played him thats not a 899
I know a man he’s playing since 1999 he’s still 300
he does not study
Someone mustve changed their name to that to toy with you
you cap so hard and lie for no reason
i dont study and im higher rated than u 
If that account was mine I would've already changed the username so you don't think that's me
nah after looking around i think @lean bolt is legit ❤️
openings ?
yes the elitist server members defending this troll
i remember 7 moves thats basically it
He’s more investigated than you in chess he knows 20 openings
How do I appeal?
you've used the same account ever since you joined the server acording to your past messages.
u realize ur the only one saying this
ye thats what i also do
@lean bolt Coach me
what does that have to do with our conversation lol
he does not play much than
@hasty iris look at ig
you should have gotten an email to appeal your ban. for now, @mellow plover can help you. This person may have been banned and made a new account maybe you can get to the bottom of it 😄
u are friends with him so u cant speak about this. u try to convince everyone hes 800 
i meant indirect not you
kk
slay
@grim edge i didnt get anything from u on ig
No he’s playing everyday or 4 days per week
4/7!
and your point? he can have alternate accounts, what does that have to do with discord?
Tell him if he can help to disconnect my account
u want some proof
maybe because indirect's coach is.. moon?
i'm saying he is who he says he is
that's not a video
wym
yes
Its almost like.. thats the whole damn point
My coach is a GM he’s Bobby Fischer
this is a chess server
hes' dead
fam is confused
My dream coach then
yeah yeah but an occasional little thing like that never hurt anybody
tomorrow
he doesnt wanna win
Bobby’s ghost
Wtf idk
Idk a Bobby
He’s just dumb
✅✅✅
I know a Bobby
I can't coach i'm not good enough
Coolio
i barely know him
sort of
Train me then
but it's general, not everytime it's about chess
it should
Maybe when i get better
Ohio

idc u still defend him when there is concrete evidence 
OSU
no since 1999 thats impossible
The guy who was confused about ruy is active and wants you to explain to him
except I went to MSU
randomly defending someone u dont know for lying about rating is so weird no cap
the only concrete evidence is that i beat him
Bro wtf you’re 23009 you can train me
he is mentally challenged*
Possible
ur weird fam 💀 literally u say u dont know him but help him lie about rating to everyone in this server.
and yet ur the only one in this whole server to deny it
guys stop talking about this man I FEEL THIS DUDE !!
deny what
I deny it too
im 400 rated
???
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Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
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Streamer: False
Rapid: 2023 (peak)
Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 2010 (peak)
@digital phoenix train me
wait u got krunker in ur bio @digital phoenix
yes
isnt krunker shutting down lmao
i worked hard for these ratings i will flex them
dev quitted like a month
idk
2023
ah shit fr?
yeah
exactly. let the man flex his hard work smh
👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
if u want duck, flex it every 10 mins
11 mins
are you a girl ?
lmao
why skull emoji
i used to play a little during 2020 it was a great game
no im a guy
lowkey weird to ask
no comments 😩
I have 500h on krunker 💀
🤣🤣🤣
Trolls live under bridges
i was never good at krunker i just played a little in my free time
yeah fr
I have met a grand total of 4!!
actually 5!

😝
Anitta is only girl mod i think

