💬〡general-off-topic

[prime swan]

banana

[sonic summit]

pokemon sucks btw

[obtuse harbor]

They apprently own cdn.discordapp.com

[grim edge]

Lmao

What is that sorcery

[sonic summit]

what to talk in a chess server

[grim edge]

Chess

[obtuse harbor]

chess

[tough falcon]

💀💀💀

[grim edge]

Lets talk about checkmate patterns!

[sonic summit]

then why theres a specificially #💬〡chess-talk channel

[primal fern]

anastasia mate is my fav

[sonic summit]

use forums dumbo

[grim edge]

What is that

[sonic summit]

also tf is a checkmate pattern

im 600 elo

[grim edge]

When you like checkmate with a pattern

Best explanation i can give you

[primal fern]

when you checkmate with knight and rook but there's 2 pawns between the king and knight

[sonic summit]

yeah i see

im better than yall btw

[grim edge]

Oh

Quite cool

I prefer the classic scholar mate

[sonic summit]

bro is 1600 rated and still uses scholar mate 💀

who falls for that

[primal fern]

leave the server ongodnocapsaylessdeadass

[sonic summit]

it maximum worked on a 300 elo for me

[grim edge]

I use it in bullet (im 700 bullet)

[sonic summit]

700 elos fall for scholar mate?

[grim edge]

I don’t know if i have to mention that i never play bullet

[grim edge]

They blunder their rook

[sonic summit]

damn

i also blundered my rook last game

and my opponent was playing scholar mate

[grim edge]

Sucks to suck

[sonic summit]

but he also blundered his rook

💀

[hasty iris]

WHOA chesscom account isnt even the first account ever made on chesscom

[sonic summit]

in the end i lost

[hasty iris]

it's 33rd

[grim edge]

Bro its 2am what are you looking at

[sonic summit]

who are the 32 before

[sonic summit]

its 9 am here

[hasty iris]

uhh... lol.. bunch of data

[grim edge]

Asia?

[sonic summit]

what u gonna do with data

[sonic summit]

turkey

[grim edge]

Probably nothing

[clear sequoia]

cdn.discordapp.com links are fine.

[hasty iris]

bro does not know geography he said 9am not 3pm

[sonic summit]

u npc asf

[grim edge]

Turkey is technically in asia

[foggy anchor]

I like Loli's mate

[hasty iris]

u got me

[gloomy vector]

“I’m 1400 bro I promise”🤡

[grim edge]

Right

Im@going to sleep gn

[grim edge]

Why is bro using his passport photo as his pfp

[wary cedar]

Any of you guys do drugs?

[grim edge]

My drug is called winning

[hasty iris]

gn

[foggy anchor]

repleace the kiwi with a new zealnder

[sonic summit]

CHESS

[split geyser]

Idk why but the mods on here are hella weird

[gloomy vector]

No they ain’t

[bright glade]

reall

[sonic summit]

bro whats the glitch

[split geyser]

Wouldnt leave me alone and locked down my acount is crazy

[gloomy vector]

So they banned you?

[split geyser]

This is my main and they were pressed I was using another acount to talk because it’s the one on my phone

[grim edge]

Why dont you maybe perhaps use the same account

[gloomy vector]

^^

[sonic summit]

@peak zinc check dms

[split geyser]

You beter be getting paid six figures for being a mod

[grim edge]

Much harder to make a new account rather than just login in

[grim edge]

Im not a mod buddy

Just common sense

[sonic summit]

oh okay,thanks bud.Better do it on dms

[split geyser]

If you say so

[warm panther]

yusupov’s Build Your Chess 1
where can I download this book onine for free ?

[gloomy vector]

It is

[grim edge]

Frr tes pas intelligent

[gloomy vector]

💀💀

[split geyser]

Can I get my other acount unlocked

If I “connect” it

[forest steeple]

No

[gloomy vector]

You mean unmuted?

[split geyser]

Nah

[grim edge]

Unbanned

[gloomy vector]

Oh bruh

[split geyser]

I’m in timeout ig

[grim edge]

So muted

Ask a mod lol

[split geyser]

What ever lockdown is

[grim edge]

Bro is saying every word he can

[gloomy vector]

A t-il pas un ban appeal form ou quelques chose similaire?

[split geyser]

Got to meet the limit

[grim edge]

Lockdown, timeout, unlocked

[gloomy vector]

Idk I don’t speak French well lol

[split geyser]

Like a essay

[grim edge]

Did u get restricted

Or perhaps limited

[gloomy vector]

Nah he’s just timed out 100%

[grim edge]

Ye

[split geyser]

I’m not on it rn but it just asked for a apeal

[gloomy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/loading-wtf-ruocgiff-gif-25631449

Appeal of a timeout?

[hazy pewter]

Nice

[gloomy vector]

Well done

[grim edge]

Oh well sorry i cant help you, as a good discord citizen I follow all the rules and therefore never got in any trouble so I can not enlighten you on the subject

[split geyser]

Good boy

[gloomy vector]

Lol I never got timed out but I did get banned once for half a month from a server

Though I did nothing about it I just accepted it

[split geyser]

Happens all the time

[gloomy vector]

Not really lol💀

[grim edge]

I hope u dont get unbanned or whatever happened to your account

[split geyser]

Your just hating to hate

[thick jetty]

caught the king sleeping with the queen

👀

[gloomy vector]

I mean whatever did happen happened for a reason so I’d suggest just accept it and ask them about it when it’s over

[grim edge]

I would suggest to just cope

[gloomy vector]

They weren’t really protected👀

[split geyser]

Nah I lokey was capping I said I was being harassed by unlawful mods etc idk

[gloomy vector]

Oh that 100% is getting you punished

[thick jetty]

ye i stripped their defenses down in public and "mated the king" 😏

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/member/henrikkarkson this guy is so good, he started HOURS ago and has premnuim and is already 2200 ong, and Such good accuracy, guy deserves a medal

[grim edge]

Im reporting you for false accusations

[split geyser]

Like idk why having a alt if I never got banned is bad

[split geyser]

May as well

[exotic wedge]

Can anyone with diamond review this game

[gloomy vector]

Cause there’s no need?

[exotic wedge]

[Site "Chess.com"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "684"]
[BlackElo "682"]
[TimeControl "600"]
[Termination "ThreatLord won by checkmate"]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Qf6 3. d4 Nc6 4. Nxe5 Nxe5 5. dxe5 Qxe5 6. Nc3 Bb4 7. Qd5 f6 8.
   Bb5 Ne7 9. Qxe5 fxe5 10. a3 Bc5 11. Nd5 Nxd5 12. exd5 e4 13. O-O c6 14. b4 Bd4
2. c3 Bxc3 16. Bb2 Bxb2 17. Rae1 Bc3 18. Re3 Bb2 19. Rxe4+ Kf7 20. Bc4 b5 21.
   Bb3 Bb7 22. dxc6+ Kf6 23. Rf4+ Ke5 24. g3 Bxc6 25. Re1+ Kd6 26. Rd1+ Ke5 27. Bc2
   g5 28. Re1+ Kd5 29. Be4+ Ke5 30. Bxc6+ Kd6 31. Bxa8 gxf4 32. Be4 fxg3 33. fxg3
   Bd4+ 34. Kg2 Rf8 35. Rd1 Rf2+ 36. Kh3 Ke5 37. Bg2 Bb2 38. Re1+ Kd4 39. Rd1+ Kc3
3. Be4 Kb3 41. Rd3+ Kc4 42. Rxd7 Bxa3 43. Bd3+ Kxb4 44. Rd4+ Kc3 45. Rd5 b4 46.
   Be4 b3 47. Rd3+ Kc2 48. Re3+ Kd2 49. Rxb3 Bc1 50. Rd3+ Ke1 51. Bf3 a5 52. Rc3 a4
4. Bh5 Bd2 54. Rc4 a3 55. Re4+ Re2 56. Rxe2+ Kd1 57. Re3+ Kc2 58. Rxa3 Kb2 59.
   Ra7 h6 60. Ra6 Kc3 61. Rc6+ Kb4 62. Rb6+ Kc5 63. Rb2 Bc3 64. Rc2 Kd4 65. Kh4 Kd3
5. Rxc3+ Kxc3 67. g4 Kd4 68. Kg3 Ke5 69. Kf3 Kf6 70. Kf4 Kg7 71. Kf5 Kh7 72.
   Bf7 Kg7 73. Be8 Kf8 74. Bh5 Kg7 75. Be8 Kf8 76. Kg6 h5 77. gxh5 Kxe8 78. h6 Kf8
6. h7 Ke7 80. Kg7 Ke6 81. h8=Q Kf5 82. h4 Kg4 83. h5 Kf3 84. h6 Ke3 85. Qf8 Kd4
7. h7 Ke4 87. h8=Q Kd5 88. Kh6 Ke4 89. Qhg7 Kd5 90. Qff6 Ke4 91. Qgg5 Kd3 92.
   Qff4 Kc3 93. Qgg3+ Kc2 94. Qff2+ Kd1 95. Qgg1# 1-0

[grim edge]

You know alts exists?

he really takes his time in the first few moves. 40 seconds in car kan 😄

[split geyser]

I ain’t reading allthat

[grim edge]

nah really???

[gloomy vector]

Just send the link maybe?😅😅

[grim edge]

Really!

[exotic wedge]

Review

[grim edge]

Review yourself

Wait bruh started 6 hours ago 💀

[exotic wedge]

I dont have diamond thats why iam asking yall

[grim edge]

I meant review your attitude

[grim edge]

Dm me the game

yay, he was cheating!

[latent pebble]

I am inclined to learn the Spanish one day. Found some short and sweet on the Ruy, some games have heavily enticed me into wanting to play the Ruy.

[hasty iris]

Qgg1# 💀

[grim edge]

+13 rating points

[hasty iris]

bro said GG with the mating move

[latent pebble]

let's see how everything pans out

[exotic wedge]

Must have been a glitch

I just copied the pgn

[grim edge]

too ez

[gloomy vector]

Anyone here speaks Indonesian?

[grim edge]

Who would have thought

[hasty iris]

[grim edge]

Yea I know. lol

[hasty iris]

bro got banned so fast

it usually takes longer than that

[grim edge]

I speak french, its close enough

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Isaac Kapoor (isaacchessrapid)

This is the Chess.com profile of isaacchessrapid. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Isaac Kapoor (isaacchessrapid)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1804 (peak)
Blitz: 2037 (peak)
Bullet: 1475 (peak)

[hasty iris]

yes

[grim edge]

Im 1813??

[gloomy vector]

I also speak mild french💀

[hasty iris]

not me though but many here

[teal dragon]

Hi girlies

[dreamy siren]

Brilliant moves on cc misrepresent true brilliant chess and just calls any basic calculation that happens to involve a sacrifice brilliant

[hasty iris]

api is broken dont worry

[grim edge]

Bro stated something obvious

[grim edge]

oh okay

[sly ledge]

Brilliant moves on cc are a scam

This is the problem you need to understand... The way brilliant moves works is that it calls moves that are a sacrifice that isn't bad brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but cc doesn't represent that properly at all.

[grim edge]

Do u have that in your clipboard or smth

[sly ledge]

yes

there's also another one but it fills up the chat way more

not sure if I can send it

[hasty iris]

brilliancies mean nothing unless it's a crazy move with hype or a deadly silent move that is hard to find

[grim edge]

Lmao

Mods arent here anyways (i will ping them the second you send a wall of a text)

[teal dragon]

"Hard to find" is the biggest lie

[keen parrot]

worse, im here

[thick jetty]

GUYS

[dreamy siren]

You're very logical!

[grim edge]

Oh hell nah not you

[thick jetty]

I MADE AN OP GAMBIT

[teal dragon]

How does an engine know whats hard to find

[sly ledge]

should I just send it in dms

[thick jetty]

U SAC 2 PAWNS FOR A WIN

[hasty iris]

engine doesnt know. engine only gives eval

[thick jetty]

AND ITS SO WEIRD THAT THEY WONT SUSPECT ANYTHING I NAMED IT BLUD GAMBIT

[keen parrot]

what are the moves blud

[dreamy siren]

Well before they changed the algorithm about 2 years ago they had a much better one that was much closer to representing it properly

[sly ledge]

ok so if you're a bulldog and bulldog eat kids and pawns are basically kids

[grim edge]

Okay but what is ur bad gambit

[hasty iris]

the engine doesnt know whats hard to find. it's extra programming that determines chesscom's brilliancies and blunders etc.

[thick jetty]

its qg accepted variation

[sly ledge]

wow

I feel like that's been studied for 500 years or smthg

[teal dragon]

Yea so it cant judge a move thats hard to find

[thick jetty]

kiddo am 1900 am much better than u

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-twerk-funny-twerk-itdoitforlaughs-twerking-itdoitforlaughs-twerk-gif-25850744

[gloomy vector]

Still didn’t tell the moves but ok lol

[grim edge]

Damn sorry if I hurt your ego

[keen parrot]

your gambit is not a gambit fendowani

[sly ledge]

bro how tf do u not realise gambits aren't free win thenx

[grim edge]

Fr we are supposed to guess them

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ilikecowzalot

This is the Chess.com profile of ilikecowzalot. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1904 (peak)
Blitz: 1233 (1480 peak)

[final lantern]

thats what i look like when i win a piece

[keen parrot]

its probably a trap that has been seen before thousands of times

[grim edge]

Oh my god you’re so good please can you be my coach @thick jetty

[sly ledge]

the pro in the west

[thick jetty]

its an actual gambit i was trolling and then i got a funny idea and it worked against a 1800

[grim edge]

Ur 1900 not a titled player buddy

[thick jetty]

so it should work against 1000s no diff

[keen parrot]

so tell us

[grim edge]

Please tell us the moves

[hasty iris]

chesscom game review is extra programming that uses: the current eval, eval change, possible moves (if a capture of a piece of higher value is possible but is not top move then u can already have strong indication that it's a sac), just these 3 things combined basically u can make your own game review. I can do it in my free time tbh but chesscom might get mad!

[grim edge]

I agree

[thick jetty]

this

[halcyon glade]

Hi everyone

[mystic stream]

Tf is that

[grim edge]

Whqt

[hasty iris]

Silence has joined gif

[teal dragon]

Some people overhype brilliant moves, some people undervalue them

[thick jetty]

u gambit a pawn in this position

[keen parrot]

how tf is that a qga

[mystic stream]

G3 then kg2?

[keen parrot]

why is a pawn on e5

and d5

[hasty iris]

bro tryna be master oogway

[mystic stream]

Looks like a french

[stuck kestrel]

brilliants are worthless shits

[gloomy vector]

What moves is this like 13💀

[keen parrot]

yea

[sly ledge]

there are no accidents

[teal dragon]

I dislike your customisation choices

[hasty iris]

except @grim edge

[teal dragon]

You are in the later category

[gloomy vector]

I don’t see a Croissant on h9 so it ain’t

[mystic stream]

💀

[grim edge]

Fr its ugly, i dont respect anyone with a shitty board like that

[daring oyster]

aliccceeee

[sly ledge]

bro looks like burger King

[stuck kestrel]

The category of speaking facts

[grim edge]

Damn

[teal dragon]

Helllooo 😏

[hasty iris]

im kidding ❤️ lets play chess and touch kings

[daring oyster]

hallo alex

[grim edge]

Lmao

[teal dragon]

Alex

[stuck kestrel]

and mate

[teal dragon]

That felt so gross

[sly ledge]

intercontinental ballistic missile

[daring oyster]

Wait what

[grim edge]

My name is alex?

[daring oyster]

i swear i meant to type alice idk how that happened

[mystic stream]

Sus

[teal dragon]

Sorry

[sly ledge]

wait what even is the compensation

[grim edge]

Yeah you better be

[sly ledge]

it's literally just two pawn sacks

[teal dragon]

I dont mean alex is a bad name

[grim edge]

Good

[mystic stream]

I'm assuming g3 then kg2 rh1

[sly ledge]

I don't mean it's a bad name but it's a bad name

[daring oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-minecraft-happy-gif-20477986

[mystic stream]

Ten books

[sly ledge]

that's it?

[exotic wedge]

I sacrificed my king

[grim edge]

Torme you cant have a better name

[mystic stream]

I gues

[teal dragon]

I- im a huge fan of the game of thrones series

[stuck kestrel]

have u watched that podcast?

[daring oyster]

whats the book called

[exotic wedge]

That 15 year old

[teal dragon]

Everyone has probably seen it 💀

[daring oyster]

hes mentally 999 years old dawg

[sly ledge]

bro wtf

[gloomy vector]

Seen what?

[sly ledge]

I have never seen a podcast in my life

[teal dragon]

Read up

[stuck kestrel]

“i didnt know i was gonna be sitting with a bunch of illiterate people”

[sly ledge]

tf happened

[gloomy vector]

Fr those are audio

[thick jetty]

yes but if ur oppenent is too stupid u get a winning position of +12

[halcyon glade]

Nerf the queen?
👇

[grim edge]

I prefer podcasts books

[gloomy vector]

I’ve never watched game of thrones

[daring oyster]

I love when he said "what do you think the average salary was"

[teal dragon]

Yes, she can only move 3 spaces in each direction!!

[thick jetty]

My opponent was on crack

[gloomy vector]

I’m 17 but my parents still don’t allow me to watch game of thrones cause they read somewhere on the internet that it has s**ual content

[stuck kestrel]

He drinks sparkling water and breathes air.

[thick jetty]

and this happened

[sly ledge]

so podcasts are basically people insulting eachother

[stuck kestrel]

it does tho i think

[daring oyster]

i dont like sparkling water

[teal dragon]

How do you even play

[thick jetty]

now its winning

+11

[grim edge]

I heard they kiss at some point, gross…

[thick jetty]

so its good for low elos is what i meant

but its atleast better than scholars mate

[sly ledge]

bro is a professional 1800 player

[daring oyster]

mhm gross....

[teal dragon]

It has nudity

[daring oyster]

the nudity of it is funneh tho

[grim edge]

Watch openheimer tho its fine

[sly ledge]

in scholars mate u don't even sac 2 pawns

[stuck kestrel]

no

[gloomy vector]

IRL does too if I go take a shower…?

[grim edge]

It is

[teal dragon]

Ikr

[thick jetty]

ik but this is better than that

[sly ledge]

u basically made a gambit worse than scholars mate opening

[thick jetty]

nah

[grim edge]

ANOTHER NON SUSPICIOUS ACC, https://www.chess.com/game/live/84956536369

[stuck kestrel]

im sayings its not fine

[thick jetty]

this is so easy to fall for

[daring oyster]

yes alex/alice/whatever ur actual name is

[grim edge]

Im saying it is

[sly ledge]

in scholars mate there is a variation that's actually solid

[stuck kestrel]

ur dumb

[teal dragon]

Um

[thick jetty]

compared to scholars mate

[stuck kestrel]

resign variation

[grim edge]

Do u wanna get reported? Watch your language

[teal dragon]

Alice is fine i dont need another name

[daring oyster]

oh ur actual name is um thank you very much!!

[thick jetty]

Rate the Blud gambit

for low rated players

[stuck kestrel]

me when 902b reports me :

[sly ledge]

1/10 for effort

[teal dragon]

Its alice in wonderland reference!!! Um from umbridge!!!

[grim edge]

Yeah you better be careful

[thick jetty]

i mean a 1800 fell for it so am sure 1000s will fall for it

[exotic wedge]

Scholars mate with white : :))

Scholars mate with black : :<

[daring oyster]

Ok alice The third Um

[stuck kestrel]

shiver me timbers

[sly ledge]

me when burger King mascot reports me

[stuck kestrel]

whatever shall i do

[tawny zenith]

Hi

[old pebble]

yay i got the chess.com app on pc

[sly ledge]

buy a whopper

[tawny zenith]

Wassup

[frank trench]

Hii

[tawny zenith]

!trust

[thick jetty]

how was my legendary gambit

[tawny zenith]

💀

[daring oyster]

DOUBLE TRIPLE QUADRUPLE

[stuck kestrel]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@tawny zenith With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[teal dragon]

App 💀

[thick jetty]

😏

[hasty iris]

custom icon and saved chrome tab

[sly ledge]

1/10

[grim edge]

am i trusted yea?

[teal dragon]

Imma go play bullet and rage bye girlies

[stuck kestrel]

yea

[sly ledge]

no u arentc

[grim edge]

😦

[gloomy vector]

;-;

[teal dragon]

Play bullet until i put a bullet in me

[sly ledge]

Blue means not trusted

[tawny zenith]

only a couple more days

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/member/gmhenryschrader this guy is legit right?

[grim edge]

im playing him

[exotic wedge]

Whopper

[stuck kestrel]

member since 2023

[grim edge]

joined 45 minutes ago

[stuck kestrel]

report him for good measure

[sly ledge]

probably cheater

ima watch the game check how long he takes

[hasty iris]

dont say this u will get insta 1 hour mute

[grim edge]

okay

[thick jetty]

HOW IS MY GAMBIT

[stuck kestrel]

check the time consistency

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/84956536369 here da game we playing

[thick jetty]

HUH RATE IT THE BLUD GAMBIT

[sly ledge]

I told u 1/10

[grim edge]

Terrible Mr. 1900

[stuck kestrel]

Garbage

[grim edge]

Im Trash btw

[thick jetty]

wHY THOUGH

[exotic wedge]

SIut

[stuck kestrel]

because u suc

[thick jetty]

it will work aainst below 1500s easilya 18000 fel for it

[sly ledge]

mf you're just praying ur opponent isn't dumb

[thick jetty]

a 1800 fell for it so 1500 and below will fall ez

[gloomy vector]

Y’all Americans are very weird

[daring oyster]

oof

[sly ledge]

that's basically you're gambit

[frank trench]

I got a question , is there a good black opening for beginners you guys recommend?

[stuck kestrel]

a 1500 also fell for englund gambit … so it doesnt really make sense

[sly ledge]

that 1800 was probably on crack

[grim edge]

I recommend aborting and hoping to get white

[stuck kestrel]

Kings indian defence

[grim edge]

@sly ledge hows his time usage?

[frank trench]

Ty

[sly ledge]

wait I can't watch it on website

I have to check the username

[stuck kestrel]

bro ur playing against him can u not see

[gloomy vector]

People in the 1600s when they thought women decided the gender and color of the kid be like

[stuck kestrel]

also consider the dutch defence

[grim edge]

idk what is suspicious

[grim edge]

From a statistical standpoint I do not recommend to do that

im white

[frank trench]

Oki

[sly ledge]

bruh

[stuck kestrel]

hm

[grim edge]

That was random

[old pebble]

no custom icon

[stuck kestrel]

is he white?

[grim edge]

Same

[gloomy vector]

It was lol

[stuck kestrel]

change ur name now.

change it

[thick jetty]

this is playable

[gloomy vector]

At 1900?

[grim edge]

Yep looks perfectly fine

[grim edge]

They suck

[stuck kestrel]

what is ur elo

[grim edge]

Ur winning stockfish is just trying to gaslight you

[sly ledge]

nothing rlly suspicious

[hasty iris]

@grim edge how on earth did u get that username on cc? isnt that a pretty rare/sought after name?

[grim edge]

Do you stalk people on chess.com

[grim edge]

oh It's an inactive username

I requested for it to be mine

[hasty iris]

WOW

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/member/thebestchessplayer this is my main acc

I got a rare name

[hasty iris]

no she showed up on my socials list first just now

[grim edge]

I requested my own username on lichess and they rejected my request (i forgot that I had the name Akagako on lichess)

[grim edge]

lmao

sucks

[safe drum]

sup

[grim edge]

Oh lol

nice username right @hasty iris

See yourself

Yes yes

[hasty iris]

yeah really cool

[grim edge]

2 yes vs 1 no

Infinity yes

[gloomy vector]

I meannnn 1400s still do This

[grim edge]

Okay but i mean look at him

[stuck kestrel]

omg anime girl nsfw pfp !!1!!1!2

[keen parrot]

if you have bought premium u can request a username that has been inactive for at least 3 years

[grim edge]

Whats wrong with that?

OH m1

[gloomy vector]

It’s mate in one bro💀

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[grim edge]

I just saw yeh lmao

[grim edge]

please change your profile picture, it's seducing me and that's not nice

[stuck kestrel]

BRUHH

[hasty iris]

yeah i jsut read the support article for it. very cool

[keen parrot]

its how i got tilt

[stuck kestrel]

im just that cute i guess

[hasty iris]

i wonder if 2 letter usernames exist

[grim edge]

Dude dw im doing two things at once

[gloomy vector]

I’m waiting till October to get my username

[sly ledge]

@grim edge can't rlly say he's chestin

[keen parrot]

i think 3 is minimum

[stuck kestrel]

its chestin time

[grim edge]

The dude named edp:

[grim edge]

ye idk, less than 1 hour acc, and weirdish time management (between 5-10 seconds everyo move)

[stuck kestrel]

u stole someones username

[grim edge]

it's close to my favorite color so yeah i chose it

[hasty iris]

ye, imma do a search for all 3 letter usernames only 26x26x26 available and find a cool username

[keen parrot]

numbers too

[humble summit]

Does anyone know if chess.com offers college internships for computer science degrees

[hasty iris]

that is amazing tbh. so cool that u got it

[sly ledge]

sounds like an undercover gm

[grim edge]

xd

[sly ledge]

but report just incase

[hasty iris]

not as cool to have a number in ur name tho

[grim edge]

That is a really specific question that i dont think anyone here knows the answer to

[grim edge]

💀

[humble summit]

Figured I ask lol

[grim edge]

You would be better off asking a mod or an admin

Or just emailing them

[humble summit]

They don’t respond lol

[grim edge]

Oh

Call them lmao

[humble summit]

💀

[grim edge]

Lmao

[humble summit]

Gonna spam them

Break the servers and make them hire me to fix it

200 iq

[sly ledge]

and u fail and get sued 30 mil 5 years later

[humble summit]

All or nothing

[stuck kestrel]

what

[hasty iris]

they reply bro relax. also u can just apply for a job and see what happens especially if youre really good at cs

[humble summit]

It was a joke 😂 Obv not gonna spam them

[stuck kestrel]

if u are a programmer u can apply

[humble summit]

Just curious if anyone had any insight

[lament bough]

Plus most of them have gone home for the weekend. Check the vacancies

[hasty iris]

they dont offer any, but they work closely with collegiate chess teams

so if you are good at chess, there may be opportunities

[teal dragon]

GRRRR IM BACK AND SO MAD

[lament bough]

Solve a problem and send it to them or something alike

[daring oyster]

Hi back and so mad

[lament bough]

Nothing better than proof

[teal dragon]

RAAAHH

[daring oyster]

grrr

[humble summit]

I created a VR chess game for the summer, gonna deploy it on steam soon

[daring oyster]

i love dad jokes

[teal dragon]

Im bout to morb😤😤😤😤

[teal dragon]

Kid named dad jokes:

[daring oyster]

Hi bout to morb

[lament bough]

If you have a viable product then you’re going down the wrong avenue

[daring oyster]

brilliant

[lament bough]

You should be reaching out to their R&D

[grim edge]

okay, im rematching him in caae he gets bannedd during game and i get free rating

[teal dragon]

U forgot my last name 😤😤😤😤😤

[daring oyster]

😤 im sorry

[teal dragon]

😤😤😤😤

[daring oyster]

😤 😤 😤 😤

[hasty iris]

i found so many cool names that made accounts and quit chesscom forever the same day 💀

from like 2007 and 2008. hilarious

[lament bough]

Support will free them up if you ask

Takes them a few days to respond to those requests though

[hasty iris]

yeah i know i dont really want them but i will make a database for them

[vocal hazel]

One point away

[lament bough]

They got me the username I’ve used since I was about 12

[hasty iris]

nice which one?

[lament bough]

This one lol. It’s excess energy abbreviated if said out aloud in English

[foggy anchor]

Some tell me 3 good ways of making money with little (< $20k) capital

[hasty iris]

oh cool. im surprised that was taken tho

[foggy anchor]

And I will gift you some memes

[vocal hazel]

Good way to make money is by selling organs and selling people 5$ mystery boxes with a rock inside

[lament bough]

Even xsnrg is as well

[hasty iris]

??? trading is probably the easiest to get into (low barrier of entry and u can learn pretty fast)

[old pebble]

go to chess tourneys

[lament bough]

Guess there are some other awesome add brains out there 😂😂

[old pebble]

i mean the prize pool is good

so if u can win why not go

[foggy anchor]

Ey I like the second one and I can't think of any laws that prevent it at the moment (merchantable quality or fitness for purpose? it does say 'mystery' which we could have a disclaimer meaning literally anything)
The first, only if it's other people's organs

[foggy anchor]

Already do, I like it but need to branch out

[sly ledge]

I feel like that's deceiving or basically scamming

it's like a lottery ticket that doesn't actually have a price

[lament bough]

Trading is more difficult than buy and hold

Especially day trading, most people wipe themselves out

[hasty iris]

if you want to actually do business then create value and run with it

dont look for easy money cause it doesnt exist unless u are a trader

[foggy anchor]

If it's not written in law, it's not illegal 🤷 unethical but legal?

[lament bough]

I started a business as a chimney sweep, it cost me £4800 to setup everything 19 years ago

[minor owl]

someone chess me

[foggy anchor]

I read the statute for misleading and deceptive conduct and i dont think it falls under there either

[sly ledge]

dude I'm pretty sure that's basically scamming

[minor owl]

am 800

[minor owl]

torme chess me

[hasty iris]

UK FAM

[sly ledge]

no

[minor owl]

why

[lament bough]

Yeah

[minor owl]

i thought we had sumn

anyone ele wanna chess me ? then ping

[hasty iris]

go

send link

[minor owl]

okok

wuts ur ratin?

[hasty iris]

1600

but we can play unrated idc

[grim edge]

u should buy premium @hasty iris

[lament bough]

Turnover now puts me into the top 5% income for the country. There are easy ways to make money, you just have to find them

[grim edge]

I got this one for free

[hasty iris]

im supposed to get a year free but i havent gotten it yet

[minor owl]

https://play.chess.com/oBYUg

[grim edge]

it makes u request for inactive username

[hasty iris]

a year of diamond not gold

[minor owl]

wait wut

[grim edge]

lezgo

[minor owl]

huh

[grim edge]

u buy it asap girl

[minor owl]

who came

[hasty iris]

WHY DID U SEND RATED GAME

[minor owl]

wait

[grim edge]

lmao goodluck

[minor owl]

bruh u send it idk wtf am doing

[grim edge]

nah play it

[lament bough]

Im not a financial advisor, much better they look up buy and hold and get directed to Warren Buffett or Benjamin Graham

[teal dragon]

Me 😏

[hasty iris]

just add me as a friend

[digital phoenix]

give me free nitro or i will eat bread

[hasty iris]

nah i aborted cause playing rated vs lower rated players is so dumb

[hasty iris]

? kek

[lament bough]

I do not time the market at all

[upbeat viper]

No money/trading talks

[sly ledge]

unrated

[foggy anchor]

Or at least it was lmao

[lament bough]

No body can predict what’s going to happen in that world

[minor owl]

send it

[foggy anchor]

Agent Smith has arrived

[sly ledge]

btw does anyone play berlin

[hasty iris]

? wait fr lol i never knew that

[teal dragon]

You know when you stretch so good and moan

[sly ledge]

Omg it's a mod everyone run

[upbeat viper]

There are minors

And crypto/trading is not a topic on a chess server

[foggy anchor]

There is no law preventing a minor from making money

[lament bough]

Definitely not crypto, I wouldn’t go near it

[sly ledge]

idk man there might a chess nft

[upbeat viper]

It's about risk

[sly ledge]

wait isnt there one

[upbeat viper]

Anyway, drop it

[foggy anchor]

I can speak about the law tho right

[lament bough]

The sentiment here from bast is correct

[teal dragon]

Why would anyone buy that

[lament bough]

There are far too many charlatans out there

[foggy anchor]

Come to think of it, there are times in which a minor cannot enter into a contract, I'm recalling

[sly ledge]

if people bought nft then they would def be someone buying a chess nft

speaking of which he could probably make money by selling one

[foggy anchor]

'As a general rule (both have exceptions), a person will not have legal capacity to contract if they are: a minor' (exception: essential items, employment) I think

[lament bough]

It’s too easy to scam people, they’re correct to discourage talks of this nature

[minor owl]

already messed yp

[lament bough]

Some people are highly suggestible

[old pebble]

wtf wtf wtf

[lament bough]

And will interpret it as meaning it is actually easy, it’s not unless you really spend some time learning from the proper avenues

Even then… not easy.

[foggy anchor]

Tbf that's true, you HAVE to be extremely distrusting in this business

[stuck kestrel]

dude i was playing blitz and i got matched with the same person 3 times in a row

What is this shit

[mild apex]

fortunate or nah

[stuck kestrel]

i lost all 3 so nah

[mild apex]

unfortunate

[lament bough]

Too many charlatans

[sly ledge]

no one plays 5+5 blitz u dumbass

[primal fern]

@minor owl !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[mild apex]

he isnt new comer

[sly ledge]

dude he's a troll he isn't gonna connect

[mild apex]

hes been here for 2 days

[primal fern]

that makes me sad

[graceful lintel]

🥹

[foggy anchor]

Welp, a minor can't operate a business and buy and sell things to customers (at least in Australia)

[sly ledge]

I'm so sad that a guy didn't connect

[mild apex]

dont cri

[graceful lintel]

😭

[lament bough]

But they can find ways around this in the modern age

[foggy anchor]

fake ID, hat and fake moustache?

[graceful lintel]

Alveoli taste good fr 🦥

Blunder 🥹🦥🐌😭

[stuck kestrel]

it was 3+2

dumbass

[sly ledge]

what

it appears I have overstepped my boundaries

[graceful lintel]

Rate this diagram

[sly ledge]

3/10

[graceful lintel]

[echo seal]

[minor owl]

lowkey dog

[stone creek]

THE BONG CLOUD

[minor owl]

also i lost

[hasty iris]

gg

[minor owl]

not even close messed up even the book moves

[stone creek]

u trying to map the respiratory system?

[minor owl]

[mild apex]

im rating the diaphrgam

[hasty iris]

just play e4 d4 when i play e6

[graceful lintel]

Rate this I drew it trust me

[sharp galleon]

what’s y’all’s 3 min puzzle rush record

[mental valley]

Anyone wanna play?

[sharp galleon]

trust

[graceful lintel]

37.65

[minor owl]

0

[mental valley]

1800+ pls

[sharp galleon]

makes sense

[graceful lintel]

[minor owl]

0/10 not scientifically accurate

[graceful lintel]

Ye trust

[minor owl]

left lung has the cardiac notch

[echo seal]

[stone creek]

sus

[minor owl]

and is larger and narrowe

[hasty iris]

does anyone actually play 3mins lol

[graceful lintel]

🥹

[teal dragon]

Look more like kidneys than lungs

[minor owl]

while right one is wider and shorter

[mental valley]

Can I ping players?

[sharp galleon]

I do, and apparently I am the only one that does so 🫠

[hasty iris]

as a non premium user, i would never waste my 1 day puzzle rush on 3 mins

[minor owl]

not anatomically accurate

[mental valley]

For playing?

[graceful lintel]

🥹

[boreal sapphire]

Yea that’s the normal blitz game

[sharp galleon]

puzzle battle is 3 min so I guess you can do that

[hasty iris]

bro is talking about puzzle rush

[digital phoenix]

39

[sharp galleon]

mines 41

[hasty iris]

TRUE

[digital phoenix]

i cant break 40 cos skill issue literally every run i do is 36+ tho

[echo seal]

Mines 0 cause I don't have premium

[sharp galleon]

L

[mild apex]

krill issue

[mild apex]

no need premium

[hasty iris]

i wonder...

[echo seal]

I swear you need to pay

[teal dragon]

Ne when nugette not in the chat: 😔💔
Me when nugette in the chat 🥵🥵💦

[hasty iris]

u can do 1 puzzle rush free a day

[keen parrot]

nugette 🥵

[graceful lintel]

Show full board

[teal dragon]

When the feeling aint mutual 😔😔😔

😳😳

Bast just hatin its not him

[echo seal]

[graceful lintel]

🥶

[teal dragon]

Michael blackson 🥶🥶🥶

[graceful lintel]

💀

Deleted

[echo seal]

N

[shadow osprey]

I have something that will blow your minds

Check out this #chess game: seek999 vs 13313ee - https://www.chess.com/live/game/84959507199

[echo seal]

[worn ice]

seek999 (523) vs. 13313ee (507)

Move List

1. e4 [e5] 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nh6 4. c3 Bc5 5. d4 Bd6 6. Bg5 f6 7. Bxh6 gxh6 8. Nxe5 fxe5 9. Qh5+ Kf8 10. Qf7# 

[shadow osprey]

BRILLIANT SAC

AND 2 GREAT MOVES

[teal dragon]

All hail

[graceful lintel]

Wrong emoji nvm

[shadow osprey]

This is my second time doing a brilliant

And my second time, getting 92+ accuracy

[graceful lintel]

I just got a brilliant move few hours ago(ofc I lost that game)

[shadow osprey]

Brilliant > win

[teal dragon]

THAT WAS A MURDER SCENE

[shadow osprey]

German fork > en passant

[shadow osprey]

IKKK

[teal dragon]

German fork

[shadow osprey]

Or should I say...

[teal dragon]

Fr just say squ*rt

Basted*

[mild apex]

get basted

[teal dragon]

Publicly basticuted

[keen spade]

hello humans

[teal dragon]

Bastrated

[graceful lintel]

[teal dragon]

Basteurisation

[mild apex]

good noun

[graceful lintel]

[keen spade]

[graceful lintel]

Basterbation

[teal dragon]

Wtf is this 💀

[keen spade]

this is life

deal with it

[remote python]

frrr

omg the bastard shit is still goingo n

[graceful lintel]

5 mins 🗿

I'll brb

[teal dragon]

Didnt expect bro to have such moves

[remote python]

sup not there

[teal dragon]

I would take the £390

[remote python]

WE SAY LA EEEE

[keen spade]

I'm surprise the ground isn't shaking

[remote python]

cyanora

[keen parrot]

[teal dragon]

Wheres home

[minor owl]

why did i just get paired against a 1k and won and still got no rating (i am 800)

[graceful lintel]

finally someone understood that 🥹

[keen parrot]

IM FINALLY HOME IN SWEDEn

[minor owl]

[native zodiac]

ah the gif didn't load

[teal dragon]

PhD in bastrophysics 🥶

[stuck kestrel]

Theory of bastativity

[graceful lintel]

[hard pulsar]

I got a question

[native zodiac]

ask

[teal dragon]

Bastrophysics lore

[mild apex]

home sweet home

[stuck kestrel]

sweden ? sweet?

[mild apex]

spiderman : homeless

[graceful lintel]

🥲

[native zodiac]

batman> spiderman

cool rich boy over spider nerd

[teal dragon]

Bastic walmart bag

[stuck kestrel]

batman is cool because he doesnt have powers he is just rich and buff

[real thunder]

..

[native zodiac]

he uses his money and brain

[stuck kestrel]

and fatherlesss too

[native zodiac]

true

[stuck kestrel]

?

[graceful lintel]

🥹

[stuck kestrel]

yes except ur not rich and buff

[mild apex]

spiderman visits thailand, instant trans

[stuck kestrel]

presumably

[stuck kestrel]

what does that mean

[sly ledge]

joker gave him tickets for new parents

[turbid terrace]

I thought I blundered my queen💀

[graceful lintel]

Eyepatch where u from?

[sly ledge]

Unfortunately it already expired

[stuck kestrel]

Pakistan

[stuck kestrel]

the riddler

[graceful lintel]

Dem nice

[sly ledge]

Pasteurised

[stuck kestrel]

what is ur obsession with bast

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[stuck kestrel]

i remember that from 5th grade

milk, right?

[sly ledge]

omg real

[grim edge]

[stuck kestrel]

milk get hot

[sly ledge]

bro is in 5th grade

[stuck kestrel]

and then bacteria die

[keen parrot]

any fellow 5th graders in chat

4th graders SUCK am i right

[sly ledge]

yea they aren't allowed to use cuss words

[stuck kestrel]

yeah 4th graders are poopy boogie nose kids

[graceful lintel]

🥹

[teal dragon]

Bast lore

[sly ledge]

while we cool 5th graders can

[native zodiac]

imagine not being a 6th grader nerds

[mild apex]

punishment.... YES

[stuck kestrel]

punishment or torture

i didnt know there was a word for beating a person on the soles of the feet with a stick

[teal dragon]

Welp the more you know :)

[sly ledge]

bast is gonna blast

[south loom]

I UUST LOST MY 130 DAY DTREAK ON DAILY PUZZLE

I’m ending my life bruh no wayyyy

[teal dragon]

[stuck kestrel]

damn

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-doctor-meme-gif-23263243

[grim edge]

1800 chesscom queue in a nutshell

[hard pulsar]

Or hikaru

[keen spade]

damn boy

[mild apex]

GM getting basted

[teal dragon]

Free my boy he aint done nothing wrong

[sly ledge]

he was cheating?

[grim edge]

Yea

[sly ledge]

lmao 100iq gambit

[south loom]

Anyone else’s chess app look weird mine looks diff

[teal dragon]

Crazyhouse is fun

[sly ledge]

did u get alot of elo back or just same elo

[south loom]

Bruh yea it looks diff

[grim edge]

I should NOT me 1800 elo, i have gotten so muchr ating from cheaters

[sly ledge]

play me unrated

[grim edge]

Me?

[hard pulsar]

What's his elo

[sly ledge]

yes

[grim edge]

user?

[south loom]

2300

[sly ledge]

link is enough?

[grim edge]

2300, but he sucks

[grim edge]

okay

[sly ledge]

https://play.chess.com/UavfL

[hard pulsar]

Ok

[teal dragon]

Kumulala kumulala

[hard pulsar]

Oh ok

[grim edge]

Dang tillon?

dank

[sly ledge]

ok

btw if u click u automatically become friends

[grim edge]

ok

[sly ledge]

not sure if intended or not

[primal fern]

@hard pulsar !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[keen spade]

I need help and idk where to get it

ah thanks

[sly ledge]

can't chat on cc chat

[grim edge]

y

[sly ledge]

idk my messages don't load

[grim edge]

ok

i gtg after this

Well i gtg now, but ill finish game

[sly ledge]

a

[twin relic]

no way

[grim edge]

bro

[broken portal]

dam

[grim edge]

@sly ledge Mouslip??

[sly ledge]

nah I forgot the queen was also forked

[grim edge]

okay..

[sly ledge]

besides u would get a bishop and an open file

[twin relic]

guys how do i stop receiving the event announcements??

[primal fern]

good book

[primal fern]

mute the channel

[cobalt sluice]

fellas, what was your fastest chess game?

[hasty iris]

1 second

[cobalt sluice]

mute button in question:

[cobalt sluice]

what

[twin relic]

wat

[silent quest]

What's community bullet brawl

[cobalt sluice]

right click the channel, mute

[twin relic]

thank

[cobalt sluice]

i think it's the community bullet brawl that's just me tho

[hasty iris]

You asked how long right

[cobalt sluice]

send pgn lmfao

[hasty iris]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/84525247435

[worn ice]

sjbfan (1500) vs. FM_Loki (805)

Move List

1. Rh8# 

[hasty iris]

🗿

[violet pilot]

I can't believe general is quiet for once

[cobalt sluice]

what the jim happened in this game

[sly ledge]

wait wtf is that name

[cobalt sluice]

how did it end up like this

it's 1 move broski

how

[sly ledge]

opening mate

[hasty iris]

Theory

[cobalt sluice]

how did the board end up like that in 1 move

[grim edge]

im on a 7 game win streak

[sly ledge]

book move mate

[cobalt sluice]

nice

[sly ledge]

the rooks just chads

[grim edge]

bouta get 10 lmao

[hasty iris]

It's called steal all your opponents pieces before you play

[sly ledge]

and also that pawn who sacrficec himself for the win

[hasty iris]

You've never tried that strategy?

[sly ledge]

wait there's no slowmode?

[tribal pier]

E4

[hasty iris]

?

[sly ledge]

nvm

[cobalt sluice]

there is

it just doesn't effect others

[bitter crow]

Is there a chanel for game reviews?

[cobalt sluice]

like let's say slowmode is 6 hours, you send a message and you get slowmode, other people who haven't sent a message don't get slowmode

[hasty iris]

No but you can ask in #💬〡chess-talk

[bitter crow]

Thx

[sly ledge]

big brain

[cobalt sluice]

[sly ledge]

the world bows

[grim edge]

[turbid terrace]

What

I just put my rook cuz i can't escape the mate

[topaz garden]

and he resigned

[keen parrot]

real

[cobalt sluice]

i blundered my queen and the guy didn't see it

[sly ledge]

bro wtf chat is actually dead for more than 5 minutes

[cobalt sluice]

🦉

[rancid gale]

Yo

[median scarab]

For once chat is sleeping

[brittle niche]

hi

[median scarab]

Let it sleep

[keen parrot]

chat is zZzZz do not disturb

[grim edge]

alr bet

[grim edge]

wsg

[brittle niche]

bored

[grim edge]

same ngl

[grim edge]

how much are u rated

[brittle niche]

like 1000

but i suck

[livid basin]

Hlo

[grim edge]

i hit 1100 today

[livid basin]

https://play.chess.com/7yvY9

1v1 me in rapid

[brittle niche]

oo

[graceful lintel]

Makin losing streak 🥶

[graceful lintel]

How much time it took u to get 1000 to 1100?

[cobalt sluice]

[civic pier]

Saying of one I'm on one

[graceful lintel]

🥹😭

[civic pier]

Sisyphus be like

[graceful lintel]

Smash 🦶🏻

[keen parrot]

sissy pus?

[cobalt sluice]

one must imagine sisyphus be happy

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

i hit 1080 in like 1 and a half week but then i went on a break

i came back and tilted so hard

[graceful lintel]

What is sissypu#sy?

[random drum]

Sup ladies and gentlemen ?

[civic pier]

[graceful lintel]

[civic pier]

shut

[graceful lintel]

I wont

🥹😭

I'll get 1 week 💀

Mute

🥹

Reganot still typing 🥶

🦥

[civic pier]

Such a bad day, are you having trouble sleeping, eating and pooping? Why not have some Copium! It cost 169.99 a can! Plus it's much better than air! Get now on 7 eleven, apple store and malls. All rights reserved@.

[graceful lintel]

[north wraith]

WHAT WHY THERE IS FRANK IN POGCHAMP???

[cobalt sluice]

fellas, have you actually ever fell for fool's mate?

[graceful lintel]

Ig

[cobalt sluice]

frank