💬〡general-off-topic

[teal dragon]

Make me 😏

[grim edge]

this is possibly the weakest comeback i think i have ever heard

[sharp galleon]

I don’t get it

what’s even funny about the joke

[shrewd vapor]

@hard gyro

[nova verge]

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[grim edge]

something funny

[nova verge]

Way 2 Go

[grim edge]

It isnt 😏

[teal dragon]

Hes asleep 😏

[sharp galleon]

smirking here are we

[dreamy siren]

Brilliant moves on cc misrepresent reality. The way brilliant moves works is that it calls moves that are a sacrifice that isn't bad brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but cc doesn't represent that properly at all.

[fast kiln]

sup yall whats crackalackin

[grim edge]

Smirk emoji.png

[shrewd vapor]

Cunning fraud why always that emoji

[grim edge]

wtf??

[shrewd vapor]

Toty gullit or fb maldini

[teal dragon]

Its funny 😏

[shrewd vapor]

Toty gullit or fb maldini???

[grim edge]

Agreed

Brilliants are very overrated

aren't jokes meant to be funny?

[novel tree]

Is anyone watching pogchamps?

[grim edge]

Skill issue

[novel tree]

This pogchamps isn't as fun as earlier ones

[fossil epoch]

nah

[grim edge]

i watched jarvis vs daily dose round 1 but then i stopped

[novel tree]

Same here

[teal dragon]

No 😏

[shrewd vapor]

Okay btw I just packed futties capdevilla

[grim edge]

no

[fossil epoch]

if wirtual was still playing maybe

[dreamy siren]

I think they're meaningless it's sad to see so many confused people be so out of touch with reality that they go crazy when they get brilliants like they just won the lottery

[teal dragon]

I odmt have time to sit in a twitch chat and spam emotes all day 😏

[novel tree]

Yeah that Jarvis game was good

[grim edge]

i dont have any jokes that are suitable for this discord

[shrewd vapor]

Barça

[novel tree]

I also checked out Tyler vs xqc

[boreal cosmos]

sup

[lean owl]

Guys how do ik if im banned from chess?

[shrewd vapor]

Just lost 3-0 recently

[novel tree]

But nothing as fun as Charlie vs xqc

[grim edge]

yeah lmao the queen trap and the rook blunder 😭

[teal dragon]

Hello markus 😏

[shrewd vapor]

To Barca

[restive storm]

@teal dragon 💀

[shrewd vapor]

He's a fraud

[grim edge]

Exactly

[novel tree]

It was so funny

[shrewd vapor]

Injured already

[teal dragon]

Whatsup 😏

[azure path]

hinduism is a good religion

[grim edge]

i felt pain

[shrewd vapor]

Next joke

[grim edge]

mb

[grim edge]

Honestly if you just go off the game review, you won’t learn as much as if you analyze manually, which you can also do unlimited times for free

[shrewd vapor]

Nah were happy we didn't get another demebele

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[azure path]

stfu

[nova verge]

Hahahahaha

[grim edge]

If you’re going to study a game, do it yourself

[shrewd vapor]

Mythology isn't a religion

Has gone*

[teal dragon]

Who was in paris 😏

[nova verge]

Some people need tutors

Or coaches

[grim edge]

What?

[shrewd vapor]

A fraud like you

[fossil epoch]

wdym bro I believe in the pantheon

[nova verge]

But they’re sometimes expensive

[grim edge]

Macron

[shrewd vapor]

Don't care

[teal dragon]

What makes me so fraudulent 😏

[shrewd vapor]

Read it again

[grim edge]

I did

[fossil epoch]

damn that joke zoomed past your head

[grim edge]

I’m trying to see where the context is

[azure path]

Stfu

[nova verge]

🚨🧜‍♀️

[shrewd vapor]

Gundogan for free
Inigo Martinez
Oriol romeu

[shrewd vapor]

Any other point to prove?

[azure path]

stfu all of yo u

[shrewd vapor]

Highest goalscorer of laliga sent Benzema straight to saudi

[grim edge]

They joined nearly 14.5 months ago💀

[cedar flower]

Ty

[grim edge]

And I’ve been in here on and off since at least February

[shrewd vapor]

Hinduism is a good religion blud thinks mythology stories are real

[sharp galleon]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> db1f

This is the Chess.com profile of db1f. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2219 (peak)

[cedar flower]

W

[analog shoal]

how to get trusted?

[stable jungle]

@analog shoal connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[azure path]

no hindus dont use deodorant they suck and smell like Shit

[shrewd vapor]

Top scorer nevertheless

[cedar flower]

Linking ur account?

[grim edge]

I thought it said 2023💀

[grim edge]

Fixed

[shrewd vapor]

As in?

[sharp galleon]

@analog shoal

[grim edge]

I know

[grim edge]

No it isn’t

[shrewd vapor]

Ahh okayy , you're one of those history merchants

[grim edge]

“Good religion” is an oxymoron

[shrewd vapor]

Im quoting what he said

[fossil epoch]

Real Madrid fans are so annoying

[nova verge]

The little mermaid is a nice story

[shrewd vapor]

True whenever these frauds lose they bring up 14 ucl

Okay

[analog shoal]

i get it

[shrewd vapor]

Which club?

[azure path]

oh shit were not sorted by our rating any more

[cedar flower]

Check out this #chess game: lera2110 vs db1f - https://www.chess.com/live/game/84919854531

[worn ice]

lera2110 (2332) vs. db1f (2219)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Nf6 3. Bb5+ Bd7 4. Be2 Nxd5 5. d4 c5 6. c4 Nf6 7. d5 g6 8. Nf3 Bg7 9. O-O O-O 10. Nc3 Na6 11. h3 Qb6 12. Bd2 Ne8 13. b3 Nd6 14. Rc1 Qa5 15. Re1 Qa3 16. Bd3 Rae8 17. Bg5 f6 18. Bd2 Nb4 19. Bb1 b6 20. Bf4 Rf7 21. Qd2 g5 22. Bxd6 exd6 23. Rxe8+ Bxe8 24. Re1 Bd7 25. Ne4 Bf8 26. Ng3 a5 27. Qe2 a4 28. bxa4 Qxa4 29. Bf5 Re7 30. Be6+ Bxe6 31. dxe6 Re8 32. Nf5 Be7 33. Nd2 Nc6 34. Qh5 Nd8 35. Qxe8+ Qxe8 36. Ne4 Nxe6 37. Nfxd6 Qd7 38. Nf5 Nd4 39. Nxc5 Bxc5 

[shrewd vapor]

Wdym or ? Aren't they rivals

[cedar flower]

Can someone review my game?

[shrewd vapor]

No

[cedar flower]

…

[shrewd vapor]

Galatasaray

Fenerbache got batshuai

[nova verge]

I’m a Ja fan

[shrewd vapor]

Idk the spelling

[nova verge]

Wrong sport

[shrewd vapor]

Had Ozil too one of my fav players

[fossil epoch]

do you aspire to be like him?

[shrewd vapor]

No one watches basketball

Yeah

[nova verge]

I’m free falling

Thanks Alexa

[shrewd vapor]

Plastic

[sharp galleon]

@cedar flower which engine you using bruddah

100% winrrate, only plays rapid and every game is 90%+ accuracy

quite a new account as well

[grim edge]

Np g

[nova verge]

100%

Save the Bees 🐝

[shrewd vapor]

Nope.

Germans are pathetic frauds they kicked him out because they blamed him for their loss in 2018 wc because he is from turkey and when they won in 2014 noone said anything.

So Ozil left .

[fossil epoch]

maybe blud is a 2600 gm

[sharp galleon]

if blud is a 2600 GM then I will actually jump out of my window rn

[shrewd vapor]

Mostly the immigrants bear the consequences

[restive storm]

DID SOMEONE SAY WOLRD CUP

[green jungle]

pro gaming chair

[shrewd vapor]

But he is

[restive storm]

chess world cup

[shrewd vapor]

But he is

But he is

[sharp galleon]

fr

[shrewd vapor]

But he is

Why would someone play for turkey when you can go into a top international team

[teal dragon]

Hi chat 😏

[shrewd vapor]

1 blocked message

[keen parrot]

hey

[shrewd vapor]

Which interview

[teal dragon]

Womp womp 😏

[shrewd vapor]

2 blocked messages

Link

[keen parrot]

i know bro reads them 😭

[shrewd vapor]

3 blocked messages

[teal dragon]

You still open them 😏

[keen parrot]

you didnt block me, i could still react to your message

[shrewd vapor]

4

[nova verge]

5 6.

[keen parrot]

[shrewd vapor]

Fraud

[shrewd vapor]

No one asked your height

ik

[teal dragon]

We are counting today 😏

[grim edge]

b

[teal dragon]

Incho still taller 😏

[shrewd vapor]

I didn't say to you Lil bro

[keen parrot]

ay me too, we are brothers now

[shrewd vapor]

Gotta provide for the family yk

[keen parrot]

his name incho for a reason

i mean i aint growing much more, dunno bout u

[keen parrot]

[teal dragon]

Grower not a shower vibes 😏

[sharp galleon]

wtf

[shrewd vapor]

Wtf is that pfp

Fraudulent pfp

[keen parrot]

why is bro so horny all of a sudden

[sharp galleon]

🍭

[topaz wasp]

Eyy listen listen

[keen parrot]

is your kitten asleep?

[teal dragon]

Im not 😏

[grim edge]

Alice is always horny

Sadly

[shrewd vapor]

What have men become

[teal dragon]

Im just putting this emoji at the end of every sentence to make it funny 😏

[topaz wasp]

W

[grim edge]

Thank you venti you always make me smile

[shrewd vapor]

Anime and shit pfp

[keen parrot]

shocking revelation (unless you are gay)

[topaz wasp]

Saad abubaker Elmi

[abstract tapir]

Hey y’all

[hasty iris]

look at this formula for finding the highest rated player and their rating in a data set

[shrewd vapor]

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

[sharp galleon]

is that some Islamic praying

[shrewd vapor]

Greetings in Arabic

[topaz wasp]

و عليكم السلام ورحمة الله وبركاته

[sharp galleon]

wiggles swiggles

[topaz wasp]

Yes

[viral epoch]

Hi okay sure

[keen parrot]

english only guys (unless i understand it too)

[grim edge]

Ill translate for u if u want

[keen parrot]

no need, but thanks anyway

[nova verge]

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[shrewd vapor]

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته
Means may God have peace and blessings upon you

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

Or more simply Hi

[topaz wasp]

Fredrikstad on top

[olive salmon]

english only

[shrewd vapor]

Saul fraud

[keen parrot]

Sweden on top

[teal dragon]

God have peace and blessings upon you 😏

[keen parrot]

[nova verge]

God is powerful

[grim edge]

Wa alaikum el salam 😏

[nova verge]

If you believe

[keen parrot]

sure

[teal dragon]

Eid mubarak 😏

[olive salmon]

english only

[shrewd vapor]

Sweden Islamophobic

[grim edge]

Eid is done dumb ass

[shrewd vapor]

Let me cook

PewDiePie

[keen parrot]

you can burn whatever book you want, quran bible whatever

[topaz wasp]

Let him cook

[shrewd vapor]

Ok

[keen parrot]

my brother

[viral epoch]

What

[keen parrot]

but I'm not sure

[wise moss]

Where do you guys announce the lucky winners from the arena btw, I can't find it in announcements

[shrewd vapor]

What

[shrewd vapor]

We don't . We are fraudsters

[frigid oar]

hello

[keen parrot]

it takes a few days cause fair play checks

[shrewd vapor]

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

[teal dragon]

Sweden has like the 2nd amount most muslims in western europe (per capita) 😏

[wise moss]

I mean where is it for the previous weeks

[viral epoch]

Uh Ig-

[keen parrot]

tbh idk

[keen parrot]

#1 being france?

[shrewd vapor]

Hey I have a question for you

[teal dragon]

I thought germany 😏

[shrewd vapor]

What would have happened if the first two people on the earth were gay?

[olive salmon]

Hello guys add me on snap morad-2003

[grim edge]

Sweden-arabic combo is like the og combo

[wise moss]

F

[keen parrot]

nah france has north african immigrants too

[topaz wasp]

No it’s mine stop

[shrewd vapor]

No

[topaz wasp]

Don’t add it

[olive salmon]

streak stop lying

[teal dragon]

Ig point 😏

[topaz wasp]

What

[olive salmon]

youre dumb

[grim edge]

That is the most useless question ive ever heard

[nova verge]

Suckers

[shrewd vapor]

Answer please

[teal dragon]

Fr 😏

[topaz wasp]

Add saad_ae1407

On snap

[grim edge]

There wont be no humans

[nova verge]

Dum dum

[keen parrot]

yeah, if they were both men what else were they supposed to do

[shrewd vapor]

Why so ? Doesn't nature support them?

[nova verge]

Robots

[teal dragon]

Took the words right out my mouth 😏

[olive salmon]

Morad-2003 is a registerd sex offender add him on snap

[grim edge]

What

[keen parrot]

and if it was a man and a woman both being gay it wouldn't make sense, cause they haven't seen a different man or woman before

[topaz wasp]

Are u dumb

[shrewd vapor]

If they both were LGBTQ couples ,
Why would there be no humans??

Doesn't nature support them

[grim edge]

Theyre both men tf they supposed to do dock each other or something

[midnight fjord]

if you guys have the opportunity this summer y'all should try to play a tournament irl to actually see how it is

[keen parrot]

done it twice, dont care

[midnight fjord]

?

[shrewd vapor]

Scroll above and answer me

[midnight fjord]

😂

[grim edge]

I was supposed to play but the festival wasnt held this year

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[teal dragon]

Tryong to force a circle through a square hole 😏

[keen parrot]

Weekly elliot moment coming here to flex his not GM title

[midnight fjord]

hilarious

[grim edge]

Hes an IM in a chess server sadly he has the authority to speak

[nova verge]

It is

[keen parrot]

when will this man play me

[grim edge]

Youre both french btw

[nova verge]

100%

[grim edge]

Hes a fellow frenchman

[midnight fjord]

nah my only french mate is @upbeat viper

[teal dragon]

OH NO THE EMOJI IS RUINING ALL MY SENTENCES 😏

[topaz wasp]

Somalia warrior would adopt u easy on a blitz and bullet match

[keen parrot]

[midnight fjord]

[grim edge]

I mean what is there to answer

[topaz wasp]

Somalianworrior 2006

[midnight fjord]

🤣 no clue whats that supposed to mean

[grim edge]

How is ur day elliot

Ye

[midnight fjord]

its been good, pretty chill wbu?

[shrewd vapor]

Why?

[topaz wasp]

His name is saad abubaker Elmi

[teal dragon]

Because they dont have the facilities to procreate 😏

[grim edge]

Ive been chessing you know

[shrewd vapor]

🤣so that means nature doesn't support them

[keen parrot]

im the best player in chat rn

[grim edge]

You better hold on to that 2000 elo promise ill play you when i hit 2000

[keen parrot]

but i still suck

[viral epoch]

Are they both men? Both female? I need explicit info my dude

[grim edge]

Elliot is still here

[last bronze]

honestly no humans sounds like a plus to me

[keen parrot]

he aint better than me, cause if he was he would beat me right?

yet he wont play me

[teal dragon]

If sex and relationships is only about giving birth then yes, but thats not the case 😏

[keen parrot]

he a scared lil frenchie

[grim edge]

@midnight fjord

these 1200s are cheating 💀

A quick blitz match wont hurt

[keen parrot]

no use, he has me blocked

[viral epoch]

Lul definitely not, also this talk is technically not allowed in this server

[grim edge]

Play him

[grim edge]

Ill use my authority as someone whose not blocked

[teal dragon]

My upstairs neighbours are being so loud right now 😏

[broken plank]

Im searching someone whose familiar to the caro-kann to help me out on a study im making on lichess

[keen parrot]

😭

[teal dragon]

NOOO THIS EMOJI BRO 😏

[keen parrot]

did you lose a bet or smth

[grim edge]

He chose this fate on himself

[viral epoch]

What

[teal dragon]

No i cant turn off this extension 😏

[viral epoch]

D:

[keen parrot]

you realized how elliot dipped once faced w a challenge

[teal dragon]

Im in sicily right now 😏

[viral epoch]

Hola Unty

[midnight fjord]

thats gud

[keen parrot]

nvm ig

[teal dragon]

Ummmm duhh 😏

[keen parrot]

birqussy how is the sicilian grind going

[teal dragon]

Sorry 😏

[viral epoch]

About 90% of Giraffes partake in same sex intercourse because it elevates their chances of survival.

[teal dragon]

Havent been studying it 😏

[viral epoch]

They do it to find someone to procreate with

[grim edge]

Elliot personally i wouldnt that slide

[keen parrot]

smh

[teal dragon]

Ik what im becoming in my next life 😏

[viral epoch]

WHY THE EMOJI

[teal dragon]

I- 😏

[keen parrot]

pickle

[midnight fjord]

what

slide what?

[viral epoch]

[keen parrot]

chicken butt

[grim edge]

Vimun is calling you a shit IM

[compact mantle]

10 days till my tourney

[teal dragon]

Why she moving like that tho 😏

[keen parrot]

bruh why

[midnight fjord]

oh i really couldnt care less, i banned him from my server and blocked him

[teal dragon]

Lmfao 😏

[compact mantle]

I’m glad I’m finally able to compete again

[nova verge]

Sun is out

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

Tf did you do @keen parrot

[keen parrot]

i wasnt even active there

[teal dragon]

Istg this emoji makes everything so much funnier 😏

[viral epoch]

Bai

[keen parrot]

i legit joined it for the emojis

and then he banned me

[viral epoch]

Why is it

[compact mantle]

Y’all if you guys need a book on positional play

[viral epoch]

That everytime I return here

[keen parrot]

but i like how he is dodging my challenges

[viral epoch]

There's always someone to block

[compact mantle]

Read anything from Jacob aagaard

[heady blaze]

same

[teal dragon]

Did @shrewd vapor get muted 😏

[compact mantle]

Bet I got u

[viral epoch]

Probs

[keen parrot]

can someone send this to elliot

[grim edge]

Oof tf did he do

[teal dragon]

Bro sent his boyfriend application 😏

[grim edge]

Also he said why are u dodging his challenges since uve blocked him

[keen parrot]

fr lmao

[keen parrot]

he gon block you too

[compact mantle]

U need to accept me rq

[nova verge]

Add him

[teal dragon]

Brb chat 😏

[grim edge]

I mean i didnt do nuth i am just asking

[midnight fjord]

thats the main reason i blocked him

[keen parrot]

yeah im just sayin, i got blocked for being annoying to him cause he was and is dodging me

not my fault he only plays people he can beat

[compact mantle]

Anyone else need the book on positional play?

[nova verge]

Heyo

[grim edge]

Ooooh rip understandable u both answered in the same time

[teal dragon]

I want it 😏

[grim edge]

Kinda funny

[keen parrot]

hehe he got to see my msg even though he has me blocked

[compact mantle]

Bett

[nova verge]

Bet

[compact mantle]

I gochu covered my g

[teal dragon]

Thx 😏

[nova verge]

Okay bye

[keen parrot]

bye bailey

[grim edge]

Dm it to me too

[keen parrot]

hm, i doubt that

[teal dragon]

Except zax 😏

[nova verge]

I was saying bye to the people blocking

[gilded raft]

elliot is a BOSS

[grim edge]

He said hell play me once i reach 2000

Soooooo

[gilded raft]

IM general chat enjoyer

[nova verge]

Soooo

[teal dragon]

Then reach 2000 😏

[mystic stream]

IM

[compact mantle]

U already know

[grim edge]

Working on it

[nova verge]

Lol

Good luck!!!

[keen parrot]

@grim edge 💀

[gilded raft]

he gotta stop

[nova verge]

Yeah

[teal dragon]

Hehe 😏

[compact mantle]

Jived a menace to society

[keen parrot]

your dm w birq

[grim edge]

JIVED MAN YOURE DOWN BAD

[gilded raft]

giroud

[nova verge]

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[keen parrot]

stupid sexy giroud

[teal dragon]

Nah why u summon him 😏

[grim edge]

ALL THAT TALKING SHIT ABOUT GAY PEOPLE YET YOURE DOWN BAD FOR EBOYS

[gilded raft]

giroud bad manners

[keen parrot]

birq is kinda cute tho ngl

[compact mantle]

Bro💀

[gilded raft]

stop U ARE HIM NOT HER

[teal dragon]

Thx bbg 😏

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

😎😎😎

[keen parrot]

her

[grim edge]

Nah man u down catastrophically

Abysmally

[gilded raft]

her

[grim edge]

Nvm

[keen parrot]

ain't no one a woman here except anitta

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

Bruh i am a woman

Why do you think my name is yass

[nova verge]

Day 1s

[warm gazelle]

i am a surgeon

[grim edge]

Its short for yassmine

[keen parrot]

slay

[nova verge]

Damn

[teal dragon]

BASTED 😏

[keen parrot]

who is deleting them

[nova verge]

Well that’s all folks

[grim edge]

Bast

[gilded raft]

@teal dragon I saw what u deleted

[compact mantle]

Your testosterone still higher than 90% of men

[keen parrot]

that was legit a msg in this server

[teal dragon]

That was bast not me 😏

[grim edge]

Frfr

[gilded raft]

[grim edge]

Some men have more estrogen than me

[nova verge]

Cool beans

[compact mantle]

Fr

[teal dragon]

Not me 😏

[compact mantle]

Maybe you do

[grim edge]

Nah you took all the estrogen my guy

[compact mantle]

We don’t mess with gattoyass bro

[grim edge]

Thats somethinf you find out for yourself

[keen parrot]

my neck is cracking strangely

[nova verge]

Good

[grim edge]

Spin it crack it

[teal dragon]

Thats crazy 😏

[grim edge]

What are u on

[nova verge]

H2O

[grim edge]

No

[teal dragon]

Sorry 😏

[tepid breach]

Que?

[gilded raft]

Allons enfants de la Patrie
Le jour de gloire est arrivé!
Contre nous de la tyrannie
L’étendard sanglant est levé
L’étendard sanglant est levé
Entendez-vous dans les campagnes
Mugir ces féroces soldats?
Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras
Égorger nos fils, nos compagnes!

Aux armes, citoyens
Formez vos bataillons
Marchons, marchons!
Qu’un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons! 🗿

[compact mantle]

Bro Yass is clearly playing🤣

[grim edge]

Explain to him

[gilded raft]

french national song

[tepid breach]

ANITTA

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[tepid breach]

ANSWER NOW

Please

[grim edge]

Shadow money gang

We love casting spells

[teal dragon]

"I could be girl unless you want to be man"
-Lady gaga 😏

[nova verge]

Spell check

[grim edge]

So many simps

[nova verge]

✅✅✅

[grim edge]

I am whatever the context needs

[gilded raft]

stop with this 😏

[grim edge]

Mostly a man tho

[teal dragon]

I cant 😏

[gilded raft]

stop talking about genders

[tepid breach]

No I gotta ask her something

[grim edge]

CANT STOP ME NOW

I AM HAVING A GREAT TIME

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

What is it i am her manager

[sleek zealot]

can someone calm me down i lost a game againt an fm after him having .7 seconds in a simul (it was time increment)

[gilded raft]

why are you guys talking about genders

[tepid breach]

Proof?

[sleek zealot]

im going to die or something im so stressed

[grim edge]

Tfym proof its in the name

Ask anyone in this server

[teal dragon]

You sux 😏

[gilded raft]

DO YOU WANNA RIZZ ALICE

[midnight fjord]

i did one yesterday

16 people, 16-0

[grim edge]

Elliot do u need a manager

[teal dragon]

Not particularly 😏

[midnight fjord]

my dad is

[gilded raft]

is alice your real name tho

[grim edge]

You can pay me a baguette per month

[sleek zealot]

okay nevermind then yall are useless too

[gilded raft]

your dad = your hero

[teal dragon]

That would be crazy 😏

[grim edge]

Rizz pixelated

[midnight fjord]

yesterday

[teal dragon]

Sorry 😏

[grim edge]

Shes very hot

[gilded raft]

whats your real name

[midnight fjord]

it was for my server

[latent pebble]

cc chat wont hrlp

[teal dragon]

Why do you care 😏

[midnight fjord]

no i opened it but i pinged people in my server

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[gilded raft]

ok forget that

[teal dragon]

The emoji man 😏

[nova verge]

Hi I’m Bailey

[teal dragon]

Bailey is a dogs name 😏

[grim edge]

Do it first then we talk

[nova verge]

…said that

[midnight fjord]

cool

[nova verge]

👍🏼👍🏼

[gilded raft]

can i join your server too

[grim edge]

@grim edge come get rizzed

[midnight fjord]

why just let them alone

[midnight fjord]

link's on my bio

[gilded raft]

stop the rizz

[teal dragon]

"Let them alone" 😏

[gilded raft]

sure

[grim edge]

I am bored

[teal dragon]

Imma go sleep chat 😏

[compact mantle]

Wym blunder bro

Get rizzed

[teal dragon]

He wants to be single forever 😏

[compact mantle]

Fr

Def acting like it

[sleek zealot]

pixel did you hear what happened

[teal dragon]

W 😏

[compact mantle]

By whom💀

[mossy comet]

Bro my opponent resigned so fast in chesskid

[sleek zealot]

this fm was playing a simul and he won by playing a move when he had .7s on the clock (there was increment)

[latent pebble]

i made fm resign so skill

[sleek zealot]

NOT NICE BRO

[compact mantle]

That’s impressive

[latent pebble]

it was a simul

[mossy comet]

i was playing the italian and then once the knight attacked my pawn i defended and he resigned 💀💀

[gilded raft]

[latent pebble]

so not that impressive

[teal dragon]

Jit didnt even read 😏

[compact mantle]

Ah okay

Still something to brag about

[latent pebble]

meh

[compact mantle]

Psss too humble

[teal dragon]

Just take the W broo 😏

[compact mantle]

Fr

[mossy comet]

aaa

[latent pebble]

he had like 50 mins for 40 of us

but 5 people had to go

[compact mantle]

Sounds like bullet

[latent pebble]

classical

well for us

[sleek zealot]

@grim edge can you get a title rq so i can beat you and feel happy

[compact mantle]

For him

[latent pebble]

it was kinda unfair yea

[compact mantle]

It was bullet

Yeahh kinda

[latent pebble]

10 second increment

[compact mantle]

U still outplayed him

[latent pebble]

we had 20+10

[compact mantle]

Nice

[sleek zealot]

.7s

[latent pebble]

he blundered early on

[compact mantle]

Oh💀

I mean u still spotted it, so a w is a w

[latent pebble]

yea he resigned after the blunder move 17

[teal dragon]

Im titled 😏

[latent pebble]

tilted maybe

[teal dragon]

Grand baster 😏

[latent pebble]

grandmatter

[compact mantle]

Grandfather

[daring oyster]

grandmothar

[grave lava]

anyone wanna play

[teal dragon]

OMGODO ITS PATATA 😏

[sleek zealot]

the fm right now

[daring oyster]

mhm

[grave lava]

im bored

[daring oyster]

hi bored im potato!

[grave lava]

man wtf

[teal dragon]

He do be a potata tho 😏

[grave lava]

do you want to play chess

[teal dragon]

Whats your rating 😏

[grave lava]

lol im bad

760

[sleek zealot]

if i see this smirk emoji again ill do bad things an orphanage

[grave lava]

or smth

[teal dragon]

Hehe 😏

[grave lava]

mf

[last bronze]

do it

[proper bronze]

I’M 600 ELO AND PPL THINK I’M GOOD 💀💀💀

[teal dragon]

Ill play you 😏

[sleek zealot]

i was a good 600

[teal dragon]

Im 64 elo 😏

[grim edge]

@grim edge did u get rizzed

[grim edge]

Loser i am 32 elo

[timid breach]

anyone wanna play rn

[last bronze]

beat 8 elo

[timid breach]

lmfao...im -1 elo

[mossy comet]

has anyone played the fools mate against you

[last bronze]

nice

[timid breach]

my accuracy:

[teal dragon]

No 😏

[timid breach]

twice in my life

[proper bronze]

g4 and h3 or h4 is not common in the 600 elo range soooo…

[mossy comet]

it would just be funny

[teal dragon]

You mean f3 not h3 😏

[mossy comet]

yall remember that one game where someone just pushed every pawn

[proper bronze]

i’m stupid

[mossy comet]

they started with a5

[proper bronze]

i just realized it’s f3 and not h3

then b5

[mossy comet]

i play on chesskid often because my rating is high

[teal dragon]

You mean e5 😏

[proper bronze]

it doesn’t matter what order you do

[timid breach]

chess? anybody

[teal dragon]

b5 is not part of fools mate 😏

[mossy comet]

you needa open up yo queen

[proper bronze]

honestly, i used to play chesskid until i realized it’s 2 ez so i played actual chess.com and my experience is way harder than expected :/

[teal dragon]

I should try chesskid then 😏

[proper bronze]

I am 1200 elo in chesskid, but 600 elo in chess.com

[mossy comet]

so if dumbass plays f4 you play e6 but if they do f3 do e4

[proper bronze]

and play d4 as ur first move?

[mossy comet]

im 950 in chesskid

[teal dragon]

Yes thats my fav opening😏

[proper bronze]

d4 doesn’t just end there, i realized if you sac a pawn, you’ll have a better opening 😉

[mossy comet]

Instead of playing the london play the birmingham train map

[proper bronze]

who tf plays the london in 2023 💀💀💀

[mossy comet]

everyone plays the birmingham

[teal dragon]

What? With 2. c4? 😏

[proper bronze]

either way works

[mossy comet]

the queens gamble

[proper bronze]

c4 and e4 is good enough

[teal dragon]

No e4 does not work 😏

[proper bronze]

god dammit

[mossy comet]

london is d4 d5 bf4
birmingham is e4 e5 bc4 😱😱

birmingham best openin

[teal dragon]

Thats called omega gambit (yes thats the actual opening name)😏

[timid breach]

yes

then you weaken ur kingside tryng to make the pyramid of powns

[mossy comet]

im gonna learn fried liver

[proper bronze]

instead of bf4, i do c4

[upbeat viper]

blblbl

[proper bronze]

i thought that was the queen’s gambit :/

[mossy comet]

Better than the london underground

[proper bronze]

true

[mossy comet]

damiano defense is the worst opening to ever do

[teal dragon]

1.d4 d5
2. c4 is queens gambit

2. e4 is omega gambit
   😏

[proper bronze]

makes sense

[teal dragon]

Why did discord auto make it a 3 😏

[proper bronze]

the queens gambit is better 🙂

[teal dragon]

Far better 😏

[mossy comet]

The rooks gambit

the pawns gambit

[restive storm]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-trolldespair-despair-trollge-sad-gif-24333398

[proper bronze]

for that i push a4 and then bring my rook out with Ra3

[mossy comet]

nah do b4 to activate the gambit

[wicked prism]

Anyone up for a challenge?

[proper bronze]

young people be taking over the world

how to do strikeover text?

[mossy comet]

if you play the damiano defense against me you will become dead

[teal dragon]

Omg sorry ive been spouting nonsense omega gambit is e4 after Nf6, e4 after d5 is blackmar gambit 😏

[proper bronze]

what u playin?

white or black?

~test~

[teal dragon]

Black 😏

[restive storm]

he's totally legit

[proper bronze]

test

[teal dragon]

You can tell by the board ranks 😏

[proper bronze]

AUAUUAUAUUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[restive storm]

I'm just wondering why you do this
Nb5 is better

[mossy comet]

what if book move only game

[restive storm]

just do this

[proper bronze]

god ducking dammit i thought a 1200 elo player cooked legit

[upbeat viper]

frank just beat ghastly

lmao

[proper bronze]

OMFG I KNOW FRANK

[mossy comet]

Check out this #chess game: mynamegarf vs monsta45 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/84566033745 this is my best game tbh

[worn ice]

mynamegarf (232) vs. monsta45 (179)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 f6 3. Nxe5 fxe5 4. Qh5+ g6 5. Qxe5+ [Be7] 6. Qxh8 

[proper bronze]

HE IMPROVED SO MUCH, IT’S JUST BEAUTIFUL

[upbeat viper]

idk how he made that

[restive storm]

bruh he literally sent you a line in wayward queen style
white is slightly better still but Nb5 is the best way to play for an advantage

[mossy comet]

I love frank

[teal dragon]

Why is your elo so low 😏

[mossy comet]

Yeah.

[upbeat viper]

wirtual lost to ghastly but frank beats him ??

doesn't make sense

[proper bronze]

HE WENT FROM 150+ ELO TO 800+ ELO IN 4-6 MONTHS JESUS

[mossy comet]

Im going to be the next frank

[restive storm]

it's low elo chess
anyone can beat anyone

[teal dragon]

Gn grand baster 😏

[upbeat viper]

sleep well

[proper bronze]

no I WILL BE THE NEXT FRANK

[upbeat viper]

true but still disgusted for wirtual

[mossy comet]

im 200 im

[proper bronze]

you focus on beating bloodbath in gd 😉

[upbeat viper]

kek

gl

[vale meadow]

POG CHAMPS IS TIED

[mossy comet]

my hardest is insomnia you f-

[restive storm]

monday (the day of his match vs sapnap) left him broken for real

[gilded raft]

FRANK THE BOSS THE TANK

[vale meadow]

last game startedd

[proper bronze]

Monday left me broken

😼

[restive storm]

does ghastly actually know how ot play the ruy lopez

I'm pretty sure he doesn't

[nova verge]

Tuesday did as well for me

[restive storm]

there's no way

[normal hatch]

He doesnt need to know tbh

[nova verge]

Nope

[mossy comet]

Tuesday i was through with hopin

[compact mantle]

Wednesday my empty arms were open

[nova verge]

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

🩷🩷🩷

[mossy comet]

THURSDAY WAITIN FOR LOVE WAITIN FOR LOOVEEE

THANK THE STARS ITS FRIDAYYY

[gilded raft]

FRANK playing the bird 😏

[upbeat viper]

Idk

I'm tired

[mossy comet]

IM BURNING LIKE A FIRE GONE WILD ON A SATURDAY 🗣️🗣️

[green jungle]

In California drought 🗣️

[mossy comet]

GUESS I WONT BE GOIN TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY 😱😱

ILL BE WAITIN FOR LOVE

WAITING FOR LOVE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[green jungle]

Yeah, play more bullet

[wispy spindle]

Get faster

For any other tc get better

[nova verge]

Zoom

[wispy spindle]

This is because bullet is not real chess sadly

[compact mantle]

You better fr be able to sing that perfectly

[grim edge]

Hi

[mossy comet]

NAWWWW

i love infinite chess its so silly

[rain crest]

I want infinite chess

What’s website called

[quiet badger]

Hello, greetings from germany :)

[grim edge]

Huh

[tepid panther]

only chess players would ever think to make anything like this

[rain crest]

Hey

[wispy spindle]

Bishop from Æ12 takes on Ł191

[tepid panther]

Didn't mean to @ homie

[wispy spindle]

imagine infinite checkers board

[grim edge]

Boring

[wispy spindle]

you just go diagonal and draw 🤷‍♂️

[grim edge]

Lmao

[wispy spindle]

well yeah i guess you have to go diagonal but whatever

[grim edge]

I wanna get 1000

[wispy spindle]

maybe make the walls portals to the other side then

[grim edge]

But currently hard stuck 700 rapid 😂

[compact mantle]

Bullet is overrated tho

[grim edge]

Not so infinite then is it

Chess makes me absurdly racist, homophobic, anti-semitic ❤️

I love chess

[grim edge]

Same i love chess

[compact mantle]

Imagine caring abt pogchamps

[grim edge]

Thats good

Frank is pro

whats a fufing pogchamp?

[compact mantle]

Frank is 1600 level fr

[grim edge]

pogchamigger

[rain crest]

hm

[grim edge]

Hm

[grim edge]

Not funny didnt laugh

[grim edge]

cool

Whats franks score

W mans

L other streamers

[vale meadow]

FRANK WON !!!

[grim edge]

streaggers?

[gilded raft]

frank the boss

[vale meadow]

he's the tank!

[gilded raft]

nvm

[vale meadow]

he cooks delicous meals, to LURE THE KILL OF THE OPPONET KING!!!!1

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

🐵 🤜🏻 🤛🏻 👨🏻
stop racism

hi chat

nvm bye chat

[nova verge]

Yeah ridiculous

Sorry nah brah

You ain’t slick

[grim edge]

jumpingniggy

[nova verge]

Racist

100%

[grim edge]

I ain't never done anything bad to black man

[nova verge]

Buh bye

See you next fall

[grim edge]

- pedophilia_pawn

[nova verge]

Nah

I’m a tutor or coach as you call it

We can’t be impossible

[mossy comet]

h

i could probably beat frank in bullet chess

[compact mantle]

Nahh frank is diff

[mossy comet]

frank is 199 in bullet 💀

[compact mantle]

He a gm in bullet

He’s just sandbagging

[mossy comet]

hes 2k in bullet

blitz is grandmaster shit

[leaden sail]

???

[compact mantle]

Nahh frank changed that

You could never beat frank in bullet

[mossy comet]

frank should be my friend fr

[compact mantle]

Fr

[nova verge]

Yeah most def

[warped galleon]

Hello

@teal dragon stay safe

[grim edge]

what about support russia? why only ukraine?

[compact mantle]

We shouldn’t support countries

We should support the innocent people who suffer

[grim edge]

true

[grim edge]

hi tzar ivan didnt see u there

[grim edge]

Konstantin Rodzaevsky

[grim edge]

gesundheit

[primal fern]

good morning guys

[compact mantle]

Russia has motifs that go against most western interests so of course media wont support it

[grim edge]

Und nie mahl SLACKEN!

[primal fern]

@grim edge @grim edge hey guys please connect your account to get trusted role in the server!

[compact mantle]

That’s why countries shouldn’t be supported either way

[grim edge]

u should be whacked with a baseball bat

[compact mantle]

Just support the people, to keep politics out of the picture

[heady laurel]

Hi

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @heady laurel, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

lol

[grim edge]

it's most likely a war the small dominant group of people made

[primal fern]

hey @heady laurel make sure to connect ur account when you can for trusted role

[lean owl]

guys does this server allow swearing?(im js curious i do not intent on doing so)

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[grim edge]

<- they r kissing

[primal fern]

within moderation yeah

[latent pebble]

what?

[primal fern]

you can see #〘📝〙rules for more info

[grim edge]

neuro how r u not mod yet?????

[heady laurel]

How do I connect my account?

[lean owl]

crazy i didnt think it would be allowed here

[lean owl]

/connect

[latent pebble]

Rules are subject to common sense.
These rules are not comprehensive and use of loopholes to violate the spirit of these rules is subject to enforcement.

[primal fern]

type /connect

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[latent pebble]

same

[grim edge]

how can u hate something which isn't real?

[lean owl]

dawg what does chess do to these people

?

[compact mantle]

Hate makes ppl dumb

[primal fern]

<@&745328830649991179> politics

[grim edge]

I love politics

stop tryign to start stuff bro 🥱

[compact mantle]

That’s why hating chess works as a negative spiral in your games

[frank trench]

Hi

[primal fern]

he's not gonna be taken seriously lol

[compact mantle]

Resulting in a tilt

[grim edge]

play checkers 👀

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @frank trench, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

Why not?

DUDE UNITY PLAY CHECKERS W ME

[primal fern]

play d4

[primal fern]

you are just joined role

[grim edge]

Okay?

[nova verge]

Idk

[heady laurel]

Guys

[lean owl]

i learned the rules of chess 3 months ago and now i win against 1400s chess is ez my rating is provisional tho

[heady laurel]

I need help

[primal fern]

@grim edge @nova verge @heady laurel connect account for trusted role newbies haha

[compact mantle]

💀

[primal fern]

oh beast you did it!

[rain crest]

tbf look at dudes message history and profile lol

[heady laurel]

Yeah I did it

[lean owl]

bullet isnt for the weak

[primal fern]

i'll look lol

[grim edge]

why I'm the most honest man here

[nova verge]

I’m not to be trusted but I will later

[compact mantle]

I recently went 14.5-5.5 against some guy in bullet and I kinda feel bad

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> most honest man here has a bio which reads "gas the jews" 🥱

[primal fern]

he's been reported he should be banned soon

[grim edge]

whata clown

[primal fern]

you can also check out #🔖〡roles for more info

[grim edge]

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[primal fern]

also !trusted

[stable jungle]

@primal fern With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[nova verge]

Thanks bro

[grim edge]

@grim edge dont die 😭

[primal fern]

i won 30 elo in 3 games such a great feeling

[normal hatch]

Fun puzzle i got in a game, find the only winning move. WTM

[grim edge]

@grim edge ur kinda interesting. can i ask you some questions? i want to write a case study on u

[heady laurel]

Guys, I started playing chess some months ago, and then I stopped for 2 months, I started losing and losing, I should be 1500 by now, but I lost so many timez I lost my confidence, what can I do to become good again?

[primal fern]

study some openings you're interested in.

do some puzzles to increase your vision

[normal hatch]

You can’t improve if you dont play

[nova verge]

👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

[primal fern]

and remember that there is always gonna be someone better at chess than you so just enjoy each game as they play out.

[grim edge]

pplay chess its fun

[heady laurel]

But I want to become the absolute best

[primal fern]

oh then how old are you rn?

[heady laurel]

17

Why can't I?

[primal fern]

turn back time all the way when you were 5, convince your parents to force you to learn chess at a young age so that you become a force to be reckoned with by age 8. Then you are well on your way to being the absolute best

[heady laurel]

Age doesn't matter

[daring oyster]

i dont wanna break ur dreams but chess is unfair

[heady laurel]

I still learn faster than the average human

[daring oyster]

chess is just so fricking complicated that u need to be so young to gain alot of exp

[frank trench]

I got a question , is there any good guides for the Sicilian defense , I started like 2 days ago and was interested to learn that opening

[normal hatch]

Unfortunately it does, or atleast when your goal is to be the very best

[daring oyster]

well thats abit weird to say

[grim edge]

mama mia

ooohhhhh i am so tired, i think i will rest my weary head

[daring oyster]

its mathamaticly impossible for you to store the same info as a guy who started from age 5.

[heady laurel]

It's not weird, I really do

[frank trench]

Why Italian , it's abit boring yk

[daring oyster]

i just nerd-emoji'd my self

[primal fern]

ah man sicilian is a very advanced opening to learn. you're not ready for it tbh. there are so many lines in the sicilian and opening ideas that i think you'd be better suited to learn a more elementary opening like scandinavian!

[grim edge]

i clown emoji'd u <3

[daring oyster]

HALLO BLENDER

nice to see you tooo

[silent spear]

should I play the kings indian

[heady laurel]

Can you guys tell me some books?

[primal fern]

just go to chessable.com

[heady laurel]

To learn endgames

[daring oyster]

uh whats going on ;-;

[ornate ivy]

Wdym you should be

[floral patrol]

i was questioning if i had the advantage against a guy until we traded queens. there was when i noticed a few things i could do. im still playing against the guy

[wind vigil]

Infinite Jest

[grim edge]

no 🤢

[nova verge]

Something

[daring oyster]

did i die?i have dementia i cant tell 💀

[grim edge]

:3c

[nova verge]

That’s a really funny joke

[wind vigil]

What?? You don’t like Infinite Jest?

[normal hatch]

Bru I thought I had a good position against a cm, turns out it was only +0.3 (im white)

[heady laurel]

Bruh, you guys are so pessimistic

[daring oyster]

hmm im potato not alive but sure

[grim edge]

i dont trust anybody with the lastname wallace 😭

react @grim edge

[frank trench]

Oh Oki Ty so I should go learn the Scandinavian first and other simpler openings and when I start to reach advanced level , I should go learn the Sicilian

[grim edge]

🐟 react @grim edge

[nova verge]

Ben Wallace

[primal fern]

when you reach a rating of around 1600 on chess.com then you're ready to learn sicilian yeah

[grim edge]

dont trust him either

[daring oyster]

uh the way you talk is reminding me of someone

[nova verge]

I would

[grim edge]

🥩 react @grim edge

[daring oyster]

no questions.

lol

[vagrant flax]

Scandinavian is dog shit

[wind vigil]

Fair, but it’s one of the most interesting books I’ve ever read. It had a great narrative style and word usage

[nova verge]

Lolll

[grim edge]

u should read house of leaves mark z danielewski

alternatively ulysses if ur weird

[heady laurel]

I will do it guys, I will become better than Magnus Carlsen

[frank trench]

Oki tyy , is there any other opening beside the Scandinavian I should learn as a beginner ?

[daring oyster]

u mean am?

[sleek oriole]

black to move and win (hard)

[grim edge]

nya

[primal fern]

queen's gambit

[still grove]

Scandinavian isn't that bad

[rain crest]

move all your pawns before anything on the back rank :)

[daring oyster]

BRO

[still grove]

It's fun to play against because I usually win

[grim edge]

🐟

[vagrant flax]

It is