💬〡general-off-topic

[hard gyro]

And others agree that "Yes, let's keep hours so and so long"

[stuck kestrel]

tbh time feels faster as i grow

[covert snow]

you mean using mass defect in decay equations?

[stray isle]

Oh bros talking about measurements of time or whatever

[normal pebble]

Can someone help me a find a chess baddie

[stuck kestrel]

as a kid 1 year was so long and now i dont even know how ts already august

[hard gyro]

That's called a Hyperbole, you nincompoop.

[weary umbra]

This is not a science server
Also I have studied enough for the day so pls

[stray isle]

Probably nonexistent. 😦

[stuck kestrel]

grammar detected opinion rejected

[normal pebble]

😔

[stray isle]

No you're a hyperbole

[weary umbra]

Nice rhyme

[covert snow]

you dont have to get involved in that specific conversation if you dont want to. but that's your choice. please dont force your choices on me

[stuck kestrel]

[hard gyro]

No.

Talking about the mass defect created caused when the protons and neutrons separately weigh differently than put in a nucleus.

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

Not a science server okay

[grim edge]

pls

[stuck kestrel]

mitochondria is the pow-

[grim edge]

i wanna enjoy my vacation, dont remind me of school stuff

[hard gyro]

You're drunk.

[grim edge]

[covert snow]

yeah you use the mass defect in decay equations to calculate energy released from fission

[stuck kestrel]

leave the server then

[grim edge]

why so mean

[weary umbra]

Sry

[restive storm]

no

[hard gyro]

What about Beta-decay?

Just specifically Beta-decay?

[grim edge]

nerds

[stuck kestrel]

im not

[covert snow]

model the beta particle as an electron

[hard gyro]

You mean slavery?

[nova verge]

Missing love sorry

[grim edge]

mkay

[silent quest]

How's the world cup?

Whos winning

[normal pebble]

Baku is so windy

[stray isle]

Dawg I be forgetting how to do stuff with slope

[grim edge]

we have AI for this

[teal dragon]

Bros offended by 6 stripes 💀

[hard gyro]

Because of a pride flag, LiChess is disgusting?

[grim edge]

fr lmao

[verbal bone]

Basically

[covert snow]

trying not to just dump how to calculate slopes to curves or points

[stuck kestrel]

bro is offended by a natural phenomenon

[nova verge]

Li e

[hard gyro]

So you're homophobic?

[normal pebble]

Lgbtqia+ acctually

[stray isle]

def dump that

[stuck kestrel]

omg mods such a big crime omgmeoaqkqsomsak

[tepid panther]

Is it weird that Chazz is my favorite character in the show?

[grim edge]

[stuck kestrel]

now what the hell is ia

[verbal bone]

Yes until I was force to support LGBTQ in June 1 to 30

[normal pebble]

Shit idek

[nova verge]

Ohhhhh

[hard gyro]

<@&745328830649991179> Homophobia.

[teal dragon]

SKULL

[weary umbra]

Bro it's so clean and clear without any emojis..
Y you hatw it

[stray isle]

Ain't nobody forcing you

[stuck kestrel]

apparently the mods dont like homophobic people

[hard gyro]

According to the mods 🤷‍♂️

[stray isle]

Pride month ain even that serious they just put rainbows everywhere????

[hard gyro]

👍

[teal dragon]

Encouraging hate speech isnt really something to celebrate

[verbal bone]

:C

[stuck kestrel]

ping mods and ask them

[upbeat viper]

<@&745328830649991179> there's stuff to mod , I can't rn

[normal pebble]

Ok

[keen parrot]

[normal pebble]

Shit

[grim edge]

bast can you please give me time out for 1 week
thx in advance 💋

[tepid panther]

I forget that some of yall come from countries where "hate speech" is an actual crime

[teal dragon]

Bast retiring 💀

[hard gyro]

Recursive Functions be like :

[covert snow]

for curves where they're not a straight line (such as y=mx+c) you calculate the derivative of the function. plug in the x value and that gives you the slope at that point. to calculate the tangent you use y-y1 = m(x-x1) where x1 and y1 is the point you're finding the tangent to and m is the gradient once you've plugged in the x value

for points you simply just find the difference between the y values and the x values (no matter the order but you have to keep the ordering consistent e.g if you take the first point x from the second pointx, you have to do the same for the y values. that gives you the slope. then again just plug in to y - y1 = m(x-x1) to find the tangent

[keen parrot]

he will

[stray isle]

Lemme guess you're either Christian or Muslim

[stuck kestrel]

not in my country.

[buoyant prism]

no, but criticizing the people who damage this earth is

[tepid panther]

Ik Germany, Canada, and the UK have hate speech laws

[teal dragon]

Whether or not its a crime its not really a good thing

[weary umbra]

My msg was deleted😞😞

[keen parrot]

idk whats happening but chat is kinda cringe rn

[stuck kestrel]

kinda lame tbh

[stray isle]

Jit is spittin rn

[tepid panther]

I wasn't encouraging it, but I think it's easy to ignore idiots

[teal dragon]

Cuz im here 😔😔

[strange skiff]

💀💀💀

[keen parrot]

lmao

[nova verge]

Cos sin tan

[grim edge]

Honestly

[tepid panther]

Most of them have less iq than a tunafish sandwich

[teal dragon]

DEMOT HIS ASS

[covert snow]

well im starting a masters in math this september so stuff like that is second nature

[strange skiff]

imma PROMOTE his ass that was hilarious

[hard gyro]

Hi Anitta! Long time no see.

[strange skiff]

ok yall enough pls chill out

[stuck kestrel]

blud has no self control

[covert snow]

honestly, a single cell amoeba has more IQ than some ppl

[teal dragon]

bast getting juiced up

[stuck kestrel]

no will power.

[verbal bone]

The LGBTQ forced me to support if I want to enjoy june

[strange skiff]

ok! good luck on exams!!

[tepid panther]

I agree

[keen parrot]

june is vimun birthday month

[stray isle]

Why are you lying

[covert snow]

anitta get me a job at chess.com where math is used ❤️

[urban pier]

I love chess

[obtuse harbor]

bruh

[weary umbra]

Disable your account

[strange skiff]

ok I know you’re memeing but chill

[tepid panther]

Low key if single celled organisms or microorganisms were human size we'd be so f***ed

[stuck kestrel]

i have never seen u before

[grim edge]

you're destined to be gay :>

[obtuse harbor]

ya i've been busy

[strange skiff]

message us if u want it removed lol

[stray isle]

but they aren't

[hard gyro]

Casually getting dissolved by them.

[keen parrot]

yeah

[grim edge]

Y’all just be chatting

[teal dragon]

Ong do your job 🙏🙏🙏

[verbal bone]

Ok (I realize there's rainbow on your nametag but I'll just pretend I don't see it)

[mild nest]

L countries

[stray isle]

Bro might be right idk

[mild nest]

'Merica 🦅 🦅 🦅

[tepid panther]

True, but could you imagine if we were micro organisms for a super size race/universe?

[urban pier]

Chess players will always be single

[stray isle]

Ong they do

[grim edge]

Ong

[stuck kestrel]

in this server u have to pretend so u dont get banned

[teal dragon]

Give up now before its too late!!!

[stuck kestrel]

🇲🇾

[strange skiff]

😭😭 I thought what your mom and I had was special!!!

[mild nest]

99% of discord servers u do

[strange skiff]

bruh

[mild nest]

real american flag

[mild nest]

hes right?

[stuck kestrel]

wait im joking

[strange skiff]

we just ask you guys to be respectful thats all

[pine bison]

Hello

[mild nest]

bro pulled the respectful card

[tepid panther]

Tbf I'm not looking for a partner rn

[strange skiff]

I know you are but it attracts the non ironic homophobes

[obtuse harbor]

Anyway, yea busy, not around much because new job

[stuck kestrel]

why is the entire chess.com mod team here bruh wtf

[tepid panther]

But yeah most chess players are not single by choice

[stray isle]

Shut up before I backrank checkmate you lil bro

[pine bison]

Stfu bast

[stuck kestrel]

Stfu bast

[keen parrot]

stfu bast

[mild nest]

stfu bast

[hard gyro]

Stfu bast

[teal dragon]

Stfu bast

[covert snow]

anitta is there any jobs going at chess.com which are heavily math orientated? I have anxiety so customer support isnt good and I'm a horrible programmer lol. + i only code in python

[warm gazelle]

so am i special

[stray isle]

Stfu bast

[strange skiff]

“hey dad wtf”

[tepid panther]

Chess.com has customer service jobs?

[grim edge]

Lifestyle 100 percent

[stuck kestrel]

if u code in python get a data science job

[covert snow]

legit a convo I had with my dad

[weary umbra]

Because we spam tagged😎😎

[stuck kestrel]

“dad we are out of milk can u go get some”

[pine bison]

So is chat chillin again

[strange skiff]

Probably data related!! You can check them out at chess.com/jobs

[strange skiff]

jury is still out

[keen parrot]

i dont even know what was happening 🍿

[covert snow]

im a beast when it comes to stats and data

[hasty raven]

Well yeah, company that big has to have customer service

[stuck kestrel]

please hire him so he can fix the api thanks

[gilded raft]

ding CHILLIN!!!!

[tepid panther]

Chat is never chill lesbi honest

[covert snow]

although I prefer pure mathematics

[pine bison]

KING DING

[stray isle]

chess.com pays their workers in pawns

[weary umbra]

Nothing was

[rough ruin]

lma0o

[grim edge]

Chat was talking about bombs the other day

[covert snow]

chess.com staff get free memberships 👀

[hard gyro]

That sounds so wrong yet so ok.

[normal hatch]

Minor shenanigans

[teal dragon]

Autism hits hard

[obtuse harbor]

anitta's last paycheck looked like this:

[strange skiff]

I once had to type “please do not post princess edits of the unabomber” here unironically

[inland shore]

I got zugzwanged :c(i'm white)

[covert snow]

yeah I am autistic actually lol. hyperfocused on physics and math

[grim edge]

Nah that’s actually crazy 😭😭😭

[teal dragon]

I think we all are a bit 😭😭ur in good company

[strange skiff]

also the headless birds yeah

[mild nest]

who is the unabomber

[pine bison]

You can pay me in chess pieces I accept

[tepid panther]

If only your parents knew what you do on the day to day business ☠️

[stray isle]

What if you sacrificed the rook tho

[normal hatch]

“Please do not post your balls in chat”

[mild nest]

hmm

[sleek zealot]

zugzwang means every move is bad, this is a draw after f3

[mild nest]

was that a mod or the guy himself

[strange skiff]

also said that yes lmfao

[mild nest]

im guessing mod bc they get angy abt that stuff

[teal dragon]

Balint the engine 🥶🥶

[keen parrot]

O o

dont judge

[grim edge]

Id be the best mod I would just not do anything

[covert snow]

cant find any that are data related. they're all either customer support or product (which is coding which im not all that good at)

[strange skiff]

that was me the guy is trying real hard to keep the lgbt hate discussion going

[gilded raft]

800dolars CHESS board pieces

[strange grove]

hello

[tepid panther]

I think chat has the combined emotional intelligence of a 9 year old

[strange grove]

who wants to play?

[hard gyro]

I'm about to be 18 in a couple weeks.

[mild nest]

bro what???

[stray isle]

yeah ok buttface

[strange skiff]

hm, did you click the “see all” or smth??

[mild nest]

theres no way its 9 years old

[covert snow]

and I cant apply for like. financial reporting because A. thats only for americas and I'm from UK

and B. I'm not familiar with American tax law

[hard gyro]

Then Imma apply for mod.

[mild nest]

max of 4 years old

[pine bison]

[covert snow]

im on the chess.com jobs page

[mild nest]

half the server wants to but they also dont want to get muted

[teal dragon]

I hate customer service 😤😤😤im so done with FOH jobs

[mild nest]

but that guy deserved to get muted for being dumb

[tepid panther]

See individual chatters may be higher, but combined... lowers the iq give or take 100 points

[mild nest]

why promote lgbtq hate with 4 admins and 6 mods online

[hard gyro]

Let's change topics, aight?

[tepid panther]

Customer service is easy and I get to work remotely. (Meaning I technically get paid to play chess)

[teal dragon]

Why do you want to so bad

[loud aurora]

I think you get banned if you use LQBTQ and

[teal dragon]

Damn i should apply

[loud aurora]

in the same sentence

[grim edge]

Theory only can take us so far

[surreal mortar]

Bro my king got tucked in to bed by the whole board

[loud aurora]

God in the same sentence 💀 🤡

[pine bison]

[stray isle]

What

[gilded raft]

omg how

[tepid panther]

We are hiring, you either need a BA or 2 years of related experience

[covert snow]

aww the summer of chess drop I cant get because I'm already a chess.com premium member 😦

[hard gyro]

Help, Pain.

[arctic jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-crying-meme-crying-baby-gif-crying-baby-cry-gif-25725301

[mild nest]

i dont

[arctic jungle]

Lol

[teal dragon]

Whose we?

[arctic jungle]

XD

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/promoted-discord-mod-meme-discord-reverse-gif-23924701

[strange skiff]

compiling

[arctic jungle]

Pipi

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/unspeakable-violence-unspeakable-violence-gif-25206571

[sleek zealot]

@sleek zealot you're cool

[loud aurora]

A free massage

[sleek zealot]

hey thanks

[strange skiff]

we’re all normal ppl with jobs relationships and stuff yall coping

[covert snow]

3 months as front of house at a restaurant. take it or leave it.

I dont get my MMath for another 4 years 😦

[teal dragon]

NSFW !!!!

[strange skiff]

also pls respect the mods

[gilded raft]

chat be like

[grim edge]

Nah people are actually losing it

[tepid panther]

I'm a remote agent for Percepta. But I only work with the Ford product line.. though if things keep going well I'll be team lead and I'll be your guys' boss

[pine bison]

Yea I'm a discord moderator

[mild nest]

do mods get paid

[loud aurora]

Ordinary people should feel like ordinary people

[last verge]

stalemated by chess.com staff

[hard gyro]

Fr.

[sleek zealot]

i cant not believe that pain or bast has a job or any relationship irl

[strange skiff]

paint

[pine bison]

Paint

[hard gyro]

Don't be rude.

[teal dragon]

Paint

[hard gyro]

Paint

[loud aurora]

Im not that is neutral bias statement

[last verge]

guy played chess for 16 years and worked for chess.com just to stalemate me

[urban pier]

LGBTQ or 1000+ elo?

[pine bison]

Maybe ask your mom

[loud aurora]

When I say "Ordinary people should feel like ordinary people" I could be trying to console you or trying to oppose you

[tepid panther]

What does that even mean

[stray isle]

What

[mild nest]

?????

[last verge]

this is like comparing apples and math what even is the relation

[urban pier]

Simple

[covert snow]

me when I see a tactic in OTB chess

[gilded raft]

1000 elo +

[grim edge]

Honestly….

[hard gyro]

Mods.

[covert snow]

I've been called vicious for my tactical recognition in OTB

[urban pier]

U support lgbtq or gain 1000 elo?

[strange skiff]

[pine bison]

What

[strange skiff]

bruh

[sleek zealot]

i need this as a sticker

[strange skiff]

can u not

[mild nest]

hey neurolink 2.0

[untold quail]

bruh i thought i played a great game and it says 5 blunders

[strange skiff]

do that here

[loud aurora]

gain 1000 elo, next

[urban pier]

Pick one

[covert finch]

Mans us chill

[grim edge]

I’m not homophobic but 1000 elo is 1000 elo

[mint prawn]

can somebody help me with this chess notation?

[pine bison]

[hard gyro]

I couldn't care less.

[tepid panther]

So if I occasionally partake in the gay does that mean I have to give it up?

[stray isle]

My lawyers have told me to refrain from answering this

[covert snow]

im pan but 1000 elo would make me a GM

[pine bison]

I let anitta mod this one

[loud aurora]

Being exposed to opposite views makes you stronger, else you isolate yourself and become weak

[pine bison]

[covert finch]

They wont allow me to have 4000 elo so l

[covert snow]

@strange skiff make me a mod (joking pls dont ban)

[teal dragon]

[last verge]

that would put me at 3000 elo thats pretty hard to turn down

[pine bison]

We love honse

[covert finch]

NEDERLANDS JAAAAAA

[stray isle]

bro is actually heated

[mild nest]

3200 would be nice

[grim edge]

@teal dragon look at my pfp, i am officially a cat lover

[covert snow]

but on a more serious note. are mod apps gonna open any time soon?

[strange skiff]

bad idea im tired and have little to no patience today imma hurt someone’s feelings KEKW

[mild nest]

i hate neurlink

[hard gyro]

That was personal as hell, what the hell is wrong with you?

[covert finch]

3900 would be w

[mint prawn]

can somebody help me with a chess notation?

[covert snow]

all the more reason to make me a mod

[pine bison]

I'm sick and at LAN

[mild nest]

and that guy is neurolink 2.0

[strange skiff]

they are! check community club

[sleek zealot]

good

[worn ice]

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Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2023 (peak)
Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 1931 (2004 peak)

[pine bison]

Kekw

[last verge]

lochess

[mild nest]

NO

[strange skiff]

it would

[teal dragon]

Awww !! Wait... is it in a jar

[loud aurora]

What if being LQBTQ isn't the root cause of the problem

[covert snow]

dankeschon

[last verge]

leechess

[mild nest]

dont blacklist lc

[loud aurora]

What if its deeper

[strange skiff]

a w a r e

[hard gyro]

You don't know what shit I've been through with my dad alright?
So you better watch your damn mouth.

[pine bison]

Why ya stalking my history you little frick @grim edge

[mild nest]

lc is good for opening repertoires

[gilded raft]

lichess haters

[sleek zealot]

pogMug

[urban pier]

Frank gains 1000 elo or u gain 300 elo?

[tepid panther]

Damn a few bad apples in lgbtq really got the entire world shaking

[grim edge]

does tht look like q jar to you?? its a wine glass

[gilded raft]

new emoji

[strange skiff]

bruh???? wtf kind of message is that

[last verge]

me 300 ez??

[keen parrot]

was bored on the flight, no help btw

[mild nest]

im very sowwy but he was being like neurolink

[teal dragon]

😤😤😤same thing

[urban pier]

Ohh :((

[hard gyro]

That hit me home, what the hell.

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

slay

[teal dragon]

DAMN I MISSED IT

[last verge]

thatd make me 2300 in every tc i am NOT turning that down

[hard gyro]

YOU CANT GO GIVING PERSONAL ATTACKS, YOU BOZO

[grim edge]

no

[stray isle]

Martin would adopt you lil bro 😭🙏

[sleek zealot]

what happened to typing formally

[hard gyro]

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I MADE FUN OF YOUR DIVORCED PARENTS, YOU STUPID IDIOT?

[tepid panther]

Not me resending the video... listen if you dare

[hard gyro]

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT SHALLOW?

[stray isle]

Does bro play guitar

[strange skiff]

he’s timed out

it’s a kid trying to get to you

[hard gyro]

I am so done with this server, I swear.

[urban pier]

The impossible Q u get 1400 elo or u get botches

[sleek zealot]

omg i love pianos

[last verge]

least heated chess.com general argument

[strange skiff]

nah he’s right to be angry

[teal dragon]

😰😰😰senor in mad mode

[tepid panther]

Now you're just hurting my feelings

[pine bison]

[stray isle]

Idk why I imagine him with a british accent

[tepid panther]

I actually did play the piano for about 5 years

[restive storm]

what the hell happened here

[strange skiff]

that was cruel. yall have no respect sometimes and it hurts people. come on

be kind

[sleek zealot]

omg i love the violin

[pine bison]

I forgot how long I timed this person out

Uh

[hard gyro]

I have suffered a lot, and that guy went ahead and said shit that hit me home for no reason.

He deserves to be timed out.

[grim edge]

[pine bison]

[hard gyro]

It's alright.

[gilded raft]

1 message in this chat = -1 IQ

[strange skiff]

nah its ok, that was directed at the dude

[fading spruce]

I love general chat

[grim edge]

Queen G4 is Chad move

[pine bison]

@strange skiff just saw this on stage btw

[nova verge]

Me too

[pine bison]

Is this you

[hard gyro]

I should probably hop off.

[tepid panther]

My parents are divorced but I'm not crying about it. Though ig everyone reacts differently

[sleek zealot]

how not to be hurt online

[strange skiff]

omg me

[stray isle]

I only hurt my opponents on the streets 🔥💯🔥⁉️🗣️🔥

[pine bison]

Literally you

XDD

[restive storm]

[strange skiff]

I need to go work. @hard gyro sorry that happened, the kid went too far. hope you’re alright

[teal dragon]

-10000 iq and counting ONLY UP we going strong🥶🥶🔥🗣️🔥🔥

[hard gyro]

You don't know the full story, it's alright.

[hard gyro]

I'm fine.

[teal dragon]

My parents are divorced :<

[grim edge]

[hard gyro]

Sorry to hear that.

[tepid panther]

I'm sure it sucks, but you shouldn't let it hinder you like this. These things make you stronger, don't forget your strength

[strange skiff]

I gotta go. you should probably cool off yeah senor, do smth nice for yourself 💚

[stray isle]

He picks up the bishop too I think

[nova verge]

Mine too

[hard gyro]

Yeah.

[grim edge]

Same

[strange skiff]

see yall chat pls be kind

hey zax

[sleek zealot]

@mild nest i have lost all respect for you man

[pine bison]

Seeya

[strange skiff]

bye zax

[restive storm]

on my last move I sacrificed my rook for a pawn on g4 and the bishop to try and get a tricky endgame that I might be able to win but pixel premoved Rc7

[teal dragon]

No wonder we all on discord

[hard gyro]

I know, I know.

[grim edge]

we are here to be your parents

[fading spruce]

Bro is trying to give life advice to Discordians

[urban pier]

That’s funny asf

[grim edge]

😭😭😭 bye Anitta

[strange skiff]

[hard gyro]

I am hopping off for today. Bye guys, most of you have been great.

[nova verge]

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[urban pier]

They all said fishes were dum.. they never saw stickfish

[tepid panther]

Yall are the nerdiest nerds who ever nerded

[teal dragon]

🫡

[fading spruce]

Best Ending

[urban pier]

Hello

[tepid panther]

Most are chess players lol

[teal dragon]

Half of yall are programmers 😭😭

[inland shore]

Every move is bad cuz if i draw it's a loss since i was ahead in material

[fading spruce]

I love programming

[stray isle]

Cya bro

[grim edge]

which is why's they're on discord

[gilded raft]

I love cats

[sleek zealot]

me fr:

[grim edge]

Cya senor make sure to get the gains later

[nova verge]

I tried to learn programming

[stray isle]

I tried learning c++ and failed miserably

[nova verge]

Python

[inland shore]

Draw that's what i did btw(the best move here was pusing the f pawn)

[teal dragon]

Programming is NOT A THING all yall do is stare at non working code then look at stack exchange for answers 😭😭😭😭

[inland shore]

Draw :c i was in a winning position

[grim edge]

No but I'm considering studying it for uni (considering)

[alpine haven]

I was forced to do python didn’t like it

[fading spruce]

C++ is like the main thing I code in nowadays

[dawn fjord]

add me/dm me if you are good at word games or other similar games

[nova verge]

A+

[stray isle]

dawg the only coding language I can use is SCRATCH id be surprised if I could learn c#

[teal dragon]

Reconsider before its too late

[sleek zealot]

it makes hella money and imo its really enjoyable so lets not decide whats best for him ok

[teal dragon]

SCRATCH 🔥 🔥🔥🔥SO VALID

[restive storm]

yeah I mentioned that

[jovial sundial]

python is better than scratch

[stray isle]

Blud was not boutta give up 😭🙏

[alpine haven]

And hard

[restive storm]

@grim edge one day I will revise my polerio prep

[jovial sundial]

easier than*

[lean owl]

Guys my chess.com isnt opening?

[stray isle]

I'd be surprised if it wasn't

[teal dragon]

Not anymore, its becoming super oversaturated with the amount of competition from people who thought the same thing

[sleek zealot]

who says that its oversaturated my man i see no one going programming except nerds on a chess server

[keen parrot]

/warn balint

[restive storm]

yeah I got a bit of prep against it but since I don't encounter it much my prep isn't satisfactory

[sleek zealot]

warn my ass i already have 3

[stable jungle]

Hey @jovial sundial, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[fringe jungle]

ricky dicky doo dah grimes boom shakalaka boom shaka

[grim edge]

I'm staying the night with my date today what cake should i buy? (Ngl I have zero idea) give recommendation pls

[sleek zealot]

that one

[teal dragon]

Idk i recall watching this video https://youtu.be/EFwa5Owp0-k

[fringe jungle]

Everything look expensive so not buy

[gilded raft]

yellow one because yellow = smart = lemon

[stray isle]

Blud is shopping in hell

[sleek zealot]

i still dont want you to decide for him and it still doesnt prove its oversaturated

[grim edge]

Do i look like i know what to buy a girl other then flowers and cake 💀

[lean owl]

Prob only for people who are willing to commit its not just an extra aesthetic side skill

[keen parrot]

buy her cake? you want her to be fat?

[teal dragon]

Thats what we talking about

[grim edge]

Ooooo not bad

[sleek zealot]

what is this

[gilded raft]

buy this

[grim edge]

Wtf will 1 cake do us 😭

[gilded raft]

that has rizz

[grim edge]

chocolate

[teal dragon]

Buy the most expensive one so she knows you got dough!!!

[undone bridge]

He wants her to have that cake

[sleek zealot]

thats what they all say
and another cake
and another chocolate
and you're 300kg

[grim edge]

no

[jovial sundial]

We have a cherry on top as well

[sleek zealot]

get that one

idk why it looks nice probably tastes like shit but whatever

[grim edge]

lmao

[warped vigil]

what flavor is it

[gilded raft]

good looking cake I wanna date you to eat that

[grim edge]

sure why not

[keen parrot]

buy a small one tho

20 bucks

[teal dragon]

Yh 1kg cake is crazy

[grim edge]

if u want it romantic, give her a vanilla or strawberry cake

[keen parrot]

💀

[gilded raft]

too much for a date

[keen parrot]

princess cake is nice but buy a smaller one

[grim edge]

why smaller one

[grim edge]

Me and her go gym together it's fine

Honestly nothing works

girls eat a lot

[undone bridge]

Bro is broke

[keen parrot]

do you want 1kg of cake on a date?

[grim edge]

lmao

[stray isle]

Do they

[gilded raft]

20 BUCKS !!!

[grim edge]

yes

[keen parrot]

hahahhaahj. No

[grim edge]

Just leave the rest in fridge kekw

actually i prefer ice cream over cake

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

i had some banger ice cream today

[gilded raft]

COOK A CAKE its more romantic

[undone bridge]

Maybe it’s just currency difference

[warm gazelle]

ice cream on cake tho

[undone bridge]

Cost of living diff

[keen parrot]

cook a cake 😭

[grim edge]

you're not a woman, u don't get to say anything

[stray isle]

Blud acts like we can cook 🙏

[undone bridge]

Pan-fry a cake 🙏

[gilded raft]

youtube tuto

[grim edge]

lmao put a cake on a pan

[teal dragon]

Chess players trying to give dating advice

[stray isle]

Reverse sexism is crazy

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

its a joke dont get me timed out smh

[undone bridge]

What is reverse sexism

[grim edge]

WAIT BRO THATS SMART AF I'll go buy ingredients to make one ok bye thx my man

[gilded raft]

[teal dragon]

Its called BAKING

[nova verge]

I like baking

[stray isle]

I'm not finna lie I made that stuff up bro

[nova verge]

Cup cakes

[grim edge]

yeah put it on a pan and burn the bottom

[teal dragon]

[warm gazelle]

adds texture and flavour

[keen parrot]

you should deepfry a cake ngl

[grim edge]

its believable

[teal dragon]

[undone bridge]

@grim edge prepare a baked Alaska for your date

[nova verge]

Anyone else have an air fryer

[grim edge]

yikes

[teal dragon]

We need more deepfried cake

[stray isle]

How the rest of the world sees America

[gilded raft]

chicken cake ❤️

[grim edge]

We will either make the best cake or blow the kitchen NGL win win

[nova verge]

100%

[warped vigil]

you should deepfry everything ngl

[warm gazelle]

burnt toast or normal toast

[grim edge]

ohhh yeahh bake a cake together and be disappointed after

[nova verge]

Normal

[stray isle]

frozen

[nova verge]

🤣🤣

[warm gazelle]

i say uncooked toast tbf

[keen parrot]

loser mentality ngl

[grim edge]

u could also put up a show zax and put flour on her face so its more romantic @grim edge

[keen parrot]

and eggs too

[stray isle]

ayo?????

[keen parrot]

bake a cake with her face

[grim edge]

except if she's wearing makeup and you messed that up, you're screwed

Alright anyways thx for decision helping bye bye

[keen parrot]

slay

[grim edge]

bro didnt even reconsider my suggestion

whatever

[gilded raft]

Chess can be useful during dates

[covert snow]

@strange skiff I cant find any posts about mod apps in the community club

[keen parrot]

only if you are good, which none of us are

[stray isle]

Bishop buttplug

[gilded raft]

HIKARU RIZZ

[grim edge]

@grim edge if the moment allows it then sure why not 😋

[keen parrot]

"rizz" 😭

[grim edge]

No way Jose, okie bye

[keen parrot]

bro is getting dumped 💀

[grim edge]

yeah..

don't.. was a joke

[nova verge]

It’s okay

[covert snow]

thankyou

[keen parrot]

sniff some flour instead

its just like coke trust

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/promoted-discord-mod-meme-discord-reverse-gif-23924701

[cedar flower]

tilt>>>

[keen parrot]

pyro inflation

[sleek zealot]

every single mod except doofus sucks

[gilded raft]

real

[keen parrot]

real shit

[cedar flower]

No 🥺

[mossy comet]

66GTO garf part 1 finished

[sleek zealot]

so you dislike doofus

[mossy comet]

shur up man

[keen parrot]

anitta is the only good mod, pain too ig

[gilded raft]

doofus is sweet

[keen parrot]

meh

[cedar flower]

Well, imma get +2200 elo

[keen parrot]

it enforced mine

[sleek zealot]

i dont like bast so i dont like french people

[gilded raft]

true

[sharp galleon]

I’m high

hello

thought you quit discord

[nova verge]

Hi

[sleek zealot]

because bast is an asshole

[stray isle]

Imagine you wake up tomorrow as some french man named Jaquis or something

[sharp galleon]

hello back, I’m dad

[sleek zealot]

ur right

[nova verge]

Silence is Gold

[fading spruce]

You hating on my boy Bast?

[gilded raft]

hater

[warped vigil]

@ Bastoura

[gilded raft]

lol

[sleek zealot]

bast goes around hating on me so its only fair

he hates everything i do and anything i say

[modest mural]

hi

[stray isle]

Bast is my best friend

[sleek zealot]

finally someone i agree with

[nova verge]

R u sure

[sleek zealot]

we didnt say we want mods gone we said they are asholes and they over-enforce everything

[gilded raft]

🤨

[teal dragon]

tell us where he is holding you hostage ill rescue fr 😭🙏

[fading spruce]

France 💀

[gilded raft]

no.

[warped vigil]

this is a privately owned server, the mods can do whatever they want 💀

only chess.com can stop the mods

[teal dragon]

Why are people unironically 13 ffs

[fading spruce]

We need to redistribute the means of production to the server members

[teal dragon]

Thats so 2017

[sleek zealot]

french "people" when they slightly dislike something

[stray isle]

I'm 14 phew

[warped vigil]

sure why not

[gilded raft]

ALBERT 🦵 💪

[fading spruce]

Ong

[warped vigil]

COMMIE

[sleek zealot]

hungary

[teal dragon]

13 and 67 months

Bro count

18

[sleek zealot]

true but i dont hate the country i hate its people

[stray isle]

Bro is a Goober

[sleek zealot]

no

because its a city

[teal dragon]

Fr

[gilded raft]

[sleek zealot]

oui bagete

[stray isle]

Dawg wasn't france just having another revolution a few months ago or smth

[gilded raft]

le meilleur ville

[sleek zealot]

;.,.,.

bgetette

[gilded raft]

ye

[grim edge]

Bro hating to hate proud I was born there

[stray isle]

Cheerio mate

[gilded raft]

IM NOT FRENCH but I speak french 💪

[teal dragon]

9 days ago my plane had to avoid french airspace because the mfs were striking again 😤😤

[gilded raft]

I am from morocco but living in Miami

bonjour

[grim edge]

I was born in Rouen and lived in Paris now it’s all gone down

[covert snow]

@strange skiff the data we enter onto the google form. is it stored or is it deleted once the application is reviewed? and is it shared or protected data?

[stray isle]

Jamappelle baguette

[gilded raft]

[grim edge]

FRRRR

[stray isle]

Idk it sounded french

[grim edge]

Go to her dms indeed

[grim edge]

You were almost right btw

[pine bison]

Better of asking this to @polar oxide

So dm then

[grim edge]

Its je m'appelle

[pine bison]

Them

[grim edge]

Lets all dm rich and tell him to have a good day

[gilded raft]

french lesson

[grim edge]

Fr the most authentic frenchman in the french national team

[gilded raft]

he is currently buying the ingredients to bake a cake

[grim edge]

Destroy him

Ong

I know thats why i called mbappe the most authentic one

[teal dragon]

Giroud is my daddy

[grim edge]

The gk is french i think

[stray isle]

They can't play their bones are made of baguettes

[gilded raft]

griezman giroud

the gollie

[grim edge]

They colonized africa for a french national team way ahead of their time

[gilded raft]

oo

[maiden tide]

I'm french

[teal dragon]

Ive had dreams about giroud in me 🤤

[grim edge]

I knew it

[gilded raft]

oh no

[stray isle]

log off

[teal dragon]

Ok

[grim edge]

Dont ask jived il est un peu... Je n' sais pas mais tu sais

[maiden tide]

I don't get it it's impossible?

[gilded raft]

SCREENSHOT THAT

[grim edge]

Hes gay

[gilded raft]

RESPONSIBLE

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper we found you a buddy

[gilded raft]

LOL

[maiden tide]

responsive mdrr

[gilded raft]

MDR = LOL tho

[grim edge]

HE GOT THE SECRET FRENCH KNOWNLEDGE IN HIM THO

[keen parrot]

ong

[gilded raft]

💪

[maiden tide]

I GOT ENGLISH KNOWLEDGE

idk

[grim edge]

Tilts how many years do you think zax will have to practice to beat you

[gilded raft]

chess enthusiast from chat gpt

[teal dragon]

Sorry chat 😔

[keen parrot]

take every grain of sand on earth, one year for every single one of them

[gilded raft]

giroud is buff

[grim edge]

OH LORD

[keen parrot]

thats me, dont have to imagine

its nice, dont care

[teal dragon]

Spotify is goated

[grim edge]

Are you stupid

[gilded raft]

[nova verge]

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[grim edge]

He has the stupid

[teal dragon]

EXCUSE ME YASS

[mossy comet]

[gilded raft]

no.

[grim edge]

DID I LIE?

Alice is a girl

[maiden tide]

me

[mossy comet]

idk

[maiden tide]

I'm 1000 elos

[gilded raft]

NOT ALL DISCORD USERS ARE BOYS

[mossy comet]

i play like a 200

in regular chess elo

[gilded raft]

[grim edge]

You look like an authentic tiktok eboy

[maiden tide]

wtf is this app

[grim edge]

Whats ur height

[covert finch]

W

[teal dragon]

Even the palm tree bun 💀💀💀

[covert finch]

10'3 bet

[grim edge]

Imagine being below 186 cms shortie

[maiden tide]

I didn't even know e boys existed

[grim edge]

I like it tbh

[maiden tide]

lmao what's the difference with chess.com

[covert finch]

I think you look quite well

[grim edge]

Looks good on you

[gilded raft]

CHESS.COM from wish

[grim edge]

Skill issue

[gilded raft]

levy ROZMAN

[covert finch]

Beguiling

[grim edge]

Csnt see shif

[teal dragon]

I dont normally rock it tho

[grim edge]

@teal dragon rate his pfp

[gilded raft]

THATS A GIRL ?!

[echo seal]

https://tenor.com/view/5second-slow-mode-1984-5second-gif-21403240

[teal dragon]

Thats me

[covert finch]

Your skin tone reminds me of mozarella. Very awesome

I like mozarella

[gilded raft]

ARE YOU A GIRL ?!

[teal dragon]

What do you think

[gilded raft]

yes

[grim edge]

Are u coming out of the closet or something

[covert finch]

Especially with some macaroni, rotti sauce and a bit of ttekbokki

[gilded raft]

not closet, toilet

[teal dragon]

Imma have to confess im a cis boy

[covert finch]

Boris

[grim edge]

Nah weve got our sexy man right here @gilded raft

[covert finch]

A what?

[nova verge]

12/10

[teal dragon]

I was born male

[grim edge]

Riser is the sexiest of them all

[gilded raft]

nice

[covert finch]

I think Boris Johnson is 😱

[grim edge]

Yet you still play chess like a bich

[gilded raft]

😏

[teal dragon]

(No im not trans)

[maiden tide]

didnt you say you were a girl

[grim edge]

That was a joke for legal reasons that was a joke

[gilded raft]

i never said that

[fossil epoch]

the she/her pronouns on your bio imply otherwise

on your roles I mean

[grim edge]

No

[teal dragon]

Shit

I do

[covert finch]

[maiden tide]

.

[gilded raft]

your a boy

[grim edge]

Why are you begging

[teal dragon]

My a boy?

[covert finch]

Send alr

[grim edge]

You made someone question their sexuality

[gilded raft]

I was talking about alice

[gilded raft]

omg

idk

[maiden tide]

your username is hidden by dark theme

[covert finch]

https://tenor.com/view/boris-johnson-thumbs-up-good-job-great-gif-15760551

[gilded raft]

None gender person

[covert finch]

A boy

[sharp galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-hanging-kill-gif-13667568

[covert finch]

A bot?

Be a bot with me

For flesh is weak. But carton milk is superior

Felt cute. Might delete later

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think you know

[fading spruce]

@grim edge Grob

[fossil epoch]

bro became an instagram model for a second

[covert finch]

Trigonometry or Geometry

[grim edge]

Lets grob grobber

[nova verge]

Your dad

[grim edge]

Send me a challenge

[covert finch]

Boof

[nova verge]

Nah

[teal dragon]

Oopsie

[covert finch]

Grobber. New vocabulary inquired

[fossil epoch]

both suck also trigonometry is a part of geometry

[gray pike]

https://youtu.be/0I7wIhvtQtI

[covert finch]

Yes but which would you prefer focusing on.

[nova verge]

My dad?

[grim edge]

A FELLOW GROBBER

[nova verge]

Yeah concussions are fun

[gilded raft]

DUDE

[fossil epoch]

trigonometry prob

[covert finch]

Personally i choose trig over geo

[gilded raft]

its two different sports

[covert finch]

Good choice

[nova verge]

The paint

[teal dragon]

Hi~

[covert finch]

Now choose between:
Unlimited bacon, but no games?
Or
Unlimited games but no games

[gilded raft]

hello

[fossil epoch]

bacon

[teal dragon]

[nova verge]

Hey!

[covert finch]

Birds are fake change my mind

[teal dragon]

Unlimited games but no games

[fossil epoch]

birds are government drones guys 💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️

[covert finch]

Gn you new man acquired human of an acquaintance

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[fossil epoch]

we are being watched 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[gilded raft]

get naked

[covert finch]

me after someone literally tears the bird apart infront of me

[nova verge]

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[teal dragon]

I- what 😭😭

[grim edge]

@fading spruce COME BACK

WE GROBBIN OR WHAT

[fading spruce]

I am always here

@echo kestrel

[echo kestrel]

I got timed out for saying "Is that a problem"

[teal dragon]

Grob deez nuts

[feral kernel]

lit

[echo kestrel]

Literally nothing else

[worn ice]

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[covert finch]

In short: I must slumber, but I have discovered another man. Like information I will store you in my acquaintance hard drive in my brain

[nova verge]

Free Ja

[fading spruce]

I’m in the hood right now, I can’t be seen playing chess

[cedar flower]

Nice

[grim edge]

Shut up

[gilded raft]

THAHOOD

[cedar flower]

42 more for 2200

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[teal dragon]

Yes in response to the support of lgbt hate

[covert finch]

Drop back 1000

[grim edge]

Good luck dont tilt

Mute deez nuts

[nova verge]

Okay I’ll shut up

[covert finch]

Gn humans and definitely not birds

[grim edge]

Whose the bird

[covert finch]

Hoo

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-among-us-animated-just-some-plastic-gif-18581623

[nova verge]

I love birds

I bet

5’6 3/4

[teal dragon]

Almost catching up to me

[fossil epoch]

5'7 basically

[nova verge]

3/4 of an inch

[covert finch]

We are watching you bröthers for the crömbs

[nova verge]

Yeah basically

[teal dragon]

169 cm

[fossil epoch]

also damn murican units are weird

[mental valley]

Anyone wanna play?

[covert finch]

I'm 172 w

[grim edge]

Yall are midgets

[covert finch]

17 💀

[grim edge]

I am 186

[fossil epoch]

not really

[grim edge]

Hope you stay that height

[fossil epoch]

I am like 175 but haven't measured in a while

[upbeat viper]

OH NO

[covert finch]

Nice. I want your knees, money and bread

[teal dragon]

Omg finally a fellow short person 😭 im 171 and 18

[upbeat viper]

HE'S DEAD

DDDD:

[teal dragon]

NOOOO HE BLEW UP FR THIS TIME

[upbeat viper]

83 yo

[grim edge]

WE FOUND U A FRIEND BAST

[upbeat viper]

[covert finch]

HELLO ACQUAINTANCE YES HELLO ME TOO

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

Meet bastoura hes french

[teal dragon]

HELLO HELLO TOO ME TOO HELLO

[covert finch]

Seems the Salamance finally busted

[fossil epoch]

I do

[grim edge]

Come on bast

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-soup-gif-25773991

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

Yes u 2 both have the same mental illness

Being french

[teal dragon]

This could literally be us @grim edge

[nova verge]

I care

[fossil epoch]

🛎️🛎️🛎️

[covert finch]

https://tenor.com/view/towewew-gif-23446302

[covert snow]

both are bad

[covert finch]

Watching u

[covert snow]

I hate trig and geo

and im taking a masters in math next year :(

[grim edge]

Id like someone to spoonfeed me

[covert finch]

Anyways gn fellow humans and definiteky not pigeons or birds or other drones

[teal dragon]

Googoo gaga

[grim edge]

"people" 💀⚰️💀

[covert snow]

goodnight drone 248

[nova verge]

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[grim edge]

Gaga goi

[covert snow]

recharge your internal battery for another day of reporting to the illuminati

[teal dragon]

Goodnight 😏

[teal dragon]

Lady gaga

[grim edge]

Were all part of the illuminato

[nova verge]

I’m good my phone is at 45%

[covert snow]

they monitor our brainwaves by the weather controlling machines. why do you think they know what you're thinking of buying and display it as an ad before you've even said it outloud or typed it in to anything...

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/mkGyY1b_ljM

[teal dragon]

Its so funny to add the ||😏|| to normal sentences 😏

[fossil epoch]

mine is at 29% gonna charge it in a bit

[nova verge]

I’m not Ja I’m Bailey

[covert finch]

The birds listen

[naive drift]

I just got 2 brilliant moves in a row, you can check best games if you want

[covert snow]

mines at 0. also it's broken

8

[nova verge]

I’m 28

[grim edge]

I have committed infanticide during the reign of Alexander the great 😏

[fossil epoch]

imagine having an iphone

[nova verge]

Okay

[grim edge]

fr

[teal dragon]

I should ping bast 😏

[sharp galleon]

if you remove the 2 I would’ve believed you more

[grim edge]

Please dont 😏

[teal dragon]

Oh you bet i will 😏

[fossil epoch]

ceiling what the hell are you doing here

[grim edge]

bro 😭

Please dont i beg of you 😏

[sharp galleon]

have been existing for a long time here

[fossil epoch]

damn hello then ig

[teal dragon]

Youre gonna have to beg harder 😏

[grim edge]

cringe

[grim edge]

Youd have to make me 😏

[grim edge]

fr gatekeeping is cringe

[teal dragon]

Ok fine @bast 😏

[grim edge]

Shut up you imbecile 😏

[sharp galleon]

;-;

[fossil epoch]

I don't think I'm a just joined brother

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

he's not wrong

[grim edge]

Please dont 😏

[sharp galleon]

that’s exactly the point

[teal dragon]

Oh yes you are 😏

[grim edge]

My career is hanging on a thread 😏

[fossil epoch]

😏

[sharp galleon]

that’s why I’m crying

[covert snow]

me fighting not to say "gg well played" OTB when I win

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-twinkle-gif-11398311

[sharp galleon]

huh