💬〡general-off-topic

[warped vigil]

lets play

@torpid sonnet

[modern vortex]

sure why not

[fossil epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-be-clear-uhhh-meme-gif-25693361

[torpid sonnet]

dm me with link?

[modern vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-ringed-octopus-primal-survivor-venomous-octopus-toxic-gif-19439664

[fossil epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/teamwork-back-flip-wearing-pants-gif-16289206

[modern vortex]

spamming general with gifs pog

[grim edge]

Pushing 200 elo rn

[torpid sonnet]

w

[glacial halo]

bro think he Tyler1

[grim edge]

Free tech

[warped vigil]

pushing 2100 elo rn

[sleek zealot]

another person fell victim to two bishop mate

[glacial halo]

ok 600

[sleek zealot]

<@&745328830649991179>

[fossil epoch]

I love the awful crop

[lapis pelican]

Pushing 2700elo rn

[modern vortex]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6XlOzOgC5FTsk

[grim edge]

Feds in the chat

[lime jay]

mfw i go on youtube and see "JP" next to my name then when i go to check my emails it says i have to reenter my information and my spotify account wont leg me log in anymore

[modern vortex]

random gif i found

of the giphyr command

[sleek zealot]

i intentionally left out the opening so you can see how many times i missed mate to promote to two bishops

[torpid sonnet]

who tryna play a match?

[modern vortex]

hopefully one actually comes this time huh

[grim edge]

I’m good

[lapis pelican]

Me

[modern vortex]

isn't looking like it though

[grim edge]

They caught me in a second

[lime jay]

dawg i did the giphyr command and searched up balls and it was a cat with balls jiggling them

[torpid sonnet]

just for fun tho?

[lapis pelican]

For1 bitcoin

[modern vortex]

amazing

[torpid sonnet]

n0

play for fun

[lapis pelican]

Ok

[grim edge]

Might have to hop on my main so I can send gifs

[lapis pelican]

Then just for fun

[torpid sonnet]

nvm if i win or not

[feral hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/witamin-levy-levy-rozman-gothamchess-chessplayer-gif-19486143

[fossil epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-four-gif-26085408

[grim edge]

Ok

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Camila H (pwpx)

This is the Chess.com profile of pwpx. Take a look!

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2104 (peak)
Blitz: 2226 (peak)

[torpid sonnet]

add

w

i need a coffee

brb rq, ping me when u r ready

[fossil epoch]

imagine being a coffee drinker

[drowsy lodge]

lmao

[grim edge]

Coffee is crazy

Shower beer>

[lime jay]

i just overclocked my monitor to 1000fps i probably have like 50 more seconds until it blackscreens

[hollow basalt]

I love coffee

[grim edge]

Rip

[lapis pelican]

Benutze diesen Link https://friend.chess.com/KmBHM um mir auf Chess.com eine Freundschaftsanfrage zu senden und lass uns mal spielen!

[fossil epoch]

proof?

[hollow basalt]

Kills brain cells, pray brother pray

[hollow basalt]

Look at ur dms

[lapis pelican]

@torpid sonnet cant add by name on mobile

[tepid panther]

Shower beer might be the biggest L I've ever seen

[fossil epoch]

fair

[grim edge]

Tbh shower Za beter

[hollow basalt]

U saw?

[fossil epoch]

yeah I did

[grim edge]

Prolly why I’m stuck at 1500

[tepid panther]

Is that shower with smoking or shower after smoking?

[grim edge]

Both

[fossil epoch]

you can
friends ->search (name) ->add

[tepid panther]

Bitch I do what I want

[hollow basalt]

Dude that’s definitely why, cmon substance abuse never got magnus those 2 undefeated years

[tepid panther]

You need help

[fossil epoch]

unfathomably based

[grim edge]

I’m not a substance abuser so I’m chilling

[hollow basalt]

Smoking a l, if you want something that smells good but a candle

[tepid panther]

I smoke on occasion

[grim edge]

Nah your crazy

[hollow basalt]

Like cmon, ruining teeth and kings

[tepid panther]

Edibles are ight

[hollow basalt]

Lungs

[tepid panther]

I don't vape or hit pens or anything, just pot

[strange skiff]

ayo

[hollow basalt]

Better than messing your lungs up

[strange skiff]

this a chess chat what yall thinking

[grim edge]

Everything about me is perfectly fine no teeth mess up acne etc

[mossy comet]

i use chesskid when im in school because its not blocked

[hollow basalt]

Some ppl think it’s worse than a cigarette sooo

[hollow basalt]

It’s Bcs the smoke is thicker

[tepid panther]

This was loosely started around the topic of chess I think lmfao

[strange skiff]

stop the drugs talk @hollow basalt @tepid panther @grim edge

[grim edge]

Same wtf

[strange skiff]

not asking again

[tepid panther]

I joined late tho

[hollow basalt]

Mb

[grim edge]

is there a way to save my party ?

[strange skiff]

should’ve stayed there, you know better my dude

[fossil epoch]

pwpx is the username

[stable jungle]

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[warped vigil]

💀

[tepid panther]

Meh you win some you lose some

[worn ice]

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[strange skiff]

fair lol

chill now tho those are kids

[torpid sonnet]

i sent it

[strange skiff]

[tepid panther]

I forget the average age of everyone here is 9 3/4

[fossil epoch]

lmao

[grim edge]

Need more brain cells

[grim edge]

Nah that’s crazy

Bro I’m 19😭

Might need to leave then

[strange skiff]

another reason why to not talk drugs with the 13 year old chess kids

[warped vigil]

im 16

[fossil epoch]

I bet there are a lot of underage people here

[strange skiff]

most of them

so chill

[grim edge]

I didn’t talk to them directly

[grim edge]

Also got to get them started

[warped vigil]

Arguing with the mods 💀

[strange skiff]

still you walked into kindergarten class talking zaza my dude come on

[tepid panther]

Shoutout to the goth homies

[grim edge]

I like you too too too

[strange skiff]

[grim edge]

Hey

[strange skiff]

sup

gtg pls chill, gang

[tepid panther]

Any overwatch players?

[grim edge]

Ima have to teach a DARE program now

What are y'all talking abt?

[tepid panther]

Need to work on my support rank

[fossil epoch]

yeah me too gn or gm or good evening or whatever

[lapis pelican]

@torpid sonnet accept

[sick orbit]

bah seguinte vo fala pra tu gringo, se ta traduzindo pode para aqui, o pia ta falando de uns 500 genero, capaz que vou entender, mais complicado que medicina tche

ih eu so queria meus chimarrao e agropecuaria

[grim edge]

Calma

[torpid sonnet]

oh yh, wait

i didnt see it

[strange skiff]

não perguntei meu, fala em inglês no chat

ô gaúcho, relaxa. english in chat pls.

[sick orbit]

damn ur brazilian

[strange skiff]

I sure am

[sick orbit]

ala pucha tche, this world is small

[torpid sonnet]

it says i cant accept the challenge @lapis pelican

[strange skiff]

thanks for switching lmfao

[fading spruce]

Banned

[sick orbit]

que barbaridade 💀

[lapis pelican]

Send me one

[sick orbit]

ok ig, english only

[fading spruce]

There is like 200 million of you

[torpid sonnet]

okay

[strange skiff]

the butiás fell from my pocket…

[sick orbit]

double it and give it to the next person

[torpid sonnet]

rapid or blitz 3I2

[sick orbit]

💀

god ur gaucha too

[lapis pelican]

Español es mejor que braziliano

[torpid sonnet]

La verdad sí

[lapis pelican]

I dont care

[sick orbit]

silence, we are spanish but better

[sleek zealot]

i love how the server manager is breaking her own rules

[torpid sonnet]

hmmm

[sick orbit]

yall dont have cool sounds like VAI SE FODER

[grim edge]

I disabled 2fa and then this

[sleek zealot]

there is no brazilian language idiot

[torpid sonnet]

accept

[sleek zealot]

portuguese

[fossil epoch]

brazilian portoguese?

[grim edge]

Isnt it spanish what is spoken in brazil?

[sleek zealot]

no

[grim edge]

Oh alr sorry

[torpid sonnet]

no

[grim edge]

Lol

[fading spruce]

Brazilians speak Mexican

[sick orbit]

YOU MAKE ME WANJT TO TOIHFDFDWJBNGFNHGF[HRTE

[vale meadow]

where can i find a chess game match for minihouse chess here?

[grim edge]

Realy?

[torpid sonnet]

no?

[fading spruce]

🧢

[sleek zealot]

i speak american

[warped vigil]

brazillians speak brazillian?

[vale meadow]

?

[strange skiff]

brazilians speak to || ||

dude

not gonna ask again @sick orbit

[sick orbit]

ok

[vale meadow]

what channel i mean

[sleek zealot]

anitta i got warned for putting a checkmark on a mod ping what do you have to say about that

[strange skiff]

Based

[sick orbit]

those damn spanish speaking argentinian

[torpid sonnet]

what does that even mean

[strange skiff]

means it’s been seen by a mod. but now we added a specific one only we have lol

[sleek zealot]

are the warns just warns or will i get banned (i dont wanna get banned)

[torpid sonnet]

uh=

[strange skiff]

just stop doing it and you’ll be in no trouble at all

[torpid sonnet]

hahah

[sleek zealot]

ill try to be a good boy

[torpid sonnet]

ban speedrun when?

[sleek zealot]

never

[torpid sonnet]

sad

[proper bronze]

right now

[sleek zealot]

since when are you 1600-1799 btw

[torpid sonnet]

cool

[grim edge]

Heey

[proper bronze]

https://chess.com

not a scam (free chess here)

i promise (yes)

alr bye (still not a scam link)

[torpid sonnet]

k

[vale meadow]

ANYONE WANNA PLAY MINI-HOUSE CHESS?

[flat gyro]

No

[vale meadow]

ok

[green jungle]

shouldi make a fiverr acc to sell chess services

[flat gyro]

ok

[vale meadow]

ok

[flat gyro]

What services

Like boosting or something?

[green jungle]

idk

like game review

but better

[flat gyro]

Just buy premium at that point 💀

Oh

[lapis pelican]

Fiver is bad

[flat gyro]

You mean someone analyses your games

Just get a coach

[green jungle]

$10 for 20 game analysis, with summary of mistakes + habits + strong/weak etc

[green jungle]

i agree, but some ppl use fiverr sow hy not

[flat gyro]

Huh

[lapis pelican]

For chess???

[green jungle]

not everyone is smart, if they were smart they wouldnt use fiverr

[green jungle]

its a category on the site, so i expect there to be a market

[grim edge]

:3

[lapis pelican]

They have a category for everything

[mystic stream]

[grim edge]

:3

[green jungle]

yes

[grim edge]

:3

[green jungle]

but making an account is free,its like an automatic fishing machine

[grim edge]

:3?

[flat gyro]

Furry art commissions?

[grim edge]

idk if thithis is the place for thqt buddy

[green jungle]

theres definitely that on there

guarantee

[flat gyro]

Nsfw ones too?

[grim edge]

..

[flat gyro]

Hmm i may have to check them out

[grim edge]

:3

[green jungle]

r u dumb. of course

[flat gyro]

My iq is as high as my elo/100

+60

[lethal sleet]

worth a brilliant?

[warped vigil]

how many tournaments is too many?

[feral hollow]

there is never too many

[feral hollow]

very good briliant, im pretty sure its almost forced checkmate

[lapis pelican]

Depends

Playing back to back probably istnt good

[mystic stream]

what kind of tournaments

[grim edge]

@sick orbit Please unblock me

Idk depends where you go

[mystic stream]

yes

live with the kangaroos and spiders

[lethal sleet]

no it just wins a pawn he takes with knight then qh5 and he goes pawn f6

[feral hollow]

true

im pretty high rn

[inland shore]

Its funny to see an opponent defend a pawn forgetting to protect their king in the process

[feral hollow]

still good move regardless

[lethal sleet]

thanks

[grim edge]

@sick orbit Please man

Just why

[normal hatch]

Noice

[grim edge]

Free but nice

:3

[grim edge]

Hey duck

@grim edge i have a question

what's your opinion on this movie

[grim edge]

That looks hella weird. What is this?

[nova verge]

Combination

[mystic stream]

barbenheimer

[grim edge]

Of what?

[nova verge]

Movies

[grim edge]

Barbie ig and?

[nova verge]

Oppenheimer

[grim edge]

i have seen both of them

What is that about?

they're so fxcking good, both of em

[nova verge]

No idea I haven’t seen it

[grim edge]

if you do bring tissues

And why is the peaky blinders guy there

[nova verge]

Okay I will! Does someone die ?

Because that’s sad

Really sad

[grim edge]

morning officially ruined

[grim edge]

lmao

How can I create a Support Ticket or smt?

[grim edge]

For server or chess.com

[grim edge]

How and Why? What's going on?

[grim edge]

Discord Server

[sick orbit]

unblocking you just to say you deserved it after saying 7:1

you better know i took that personally

[grim edge]

it's way sadder than a death

[grim edge]

#1039943660839641139

it is also very tense and build up

[sick orbit]

im gonna split you in as many parts as @grim edge teached me genders exist

[grim edge]

It was one silly joke and you insultet me 10 times for that

[grim edge]

Thx

[sick orbit]

YOU DONT MENTION THAT AND GO UNHARMED

[grim edge]

lmfaoo

[sick orbit]

THATS AN ATTACK TO MY PEOPLE MATE

[grim edge]

personal stuff that i rather not talk about but im gonna be fine

[sick orbit]

(im being 100% serious here btw @grim edge. that man is going to die soon)

[grim edge]

Alr

who is that man btw

[grim edge]

who

[sick orbit]

look. i can forgive you. but you better not mention that again

[grim edge]

I did a dumb joke I heard once. You made fun of me and my nationality like 10 times and you hurt me.

[sick orbit]

because its not something to play with

[grim edge]

cute they're friends now

what happened

[sick orbit]

eh im friends with a german person and she was helpingme with it

[grim edge]

Huh

Fr

[civic walrus]

Frfr

[grim edge]

Huh?!

Ong⁉️⁉️

Wtf is going on

Idk you tell me

[sick orbit]

you deserved it. one 7:1 mention is worth broken knees and brains on the wall

[grim edge]

both should have equal warnings imo

[grim edge]

Some cat guy sayed a few times Adolf to me bc I said that I am german and now he wont stop.

[grim edge]

Playlist?

[sick orbit]

i said it because you mentioned 7:!

[grim edge]

Nah that’s crazy😭

[grim edge]

"zoomies"

but what's wrong with being German?

[sick orbit]

ONE DOES NOT HARM MY PEOPLE LIKE THAT

[grim edge]

I went to school in Germany

[sick orbit]

im cool with germans. until he mentioned 7:1.

[grim edge]

what is 7:1?

Isn’t that…..

i need cat ears urgently

[sick orbit]

YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW

[grim edge]

Ik

[viral epoch]

REA L

[grim edge]

He is brazilian and I told him that I am german. Then he talked abt Adolf and I made a joke about 7:1 then bc he made one abt me first. The he didnt stop abt Adolf.

[viral epoch]

Real

[sick orbit]

@primal shore explain 7:1 to them, ur german

[grim edge]

MITZUUUU

[grim edge]

He is brazilian and I told him that I am german. Then he talked abt Adolf and I made a joke about 7:1 then bc he made one abt me first. The he didnt stop abt Adolf.

[grim edge]

she's studying

[sick orbit]

i trust you to

[viral epoch]

Duckkk

[grim edge]

Some Brazilians are German tho

[sick orbit]

YOU TALKED ABOUT 7:1 FIRST

[grim edge]

Ye

[sick orbit]

THEN I RESPONDED EQUALLY

[grim edge]

🫂

[grim edge]

No

i remain nitroless

Calm down⁉️

[grim edge]

Damn that sucks

[sick orbit]

YOU TOLD ME "im german" i said "bitte" and you answered with "7:1" AND IM MAD OVER IT

[grim edge]

y'all are like my parents whining in the morning shut up

[sick orbit]

ITS PERSONNAL

[grim edge]

shut

[sick orbit]

ITS PERSONAL YOU MENTION 7:1 YOU GO OUT WITH BROKEN KNEES

[grim edge]

shut

I’m French I’m chilling

[sick orbit]

k.

[grim edge]

any spaniards hmu

Me

[grim edge]

I dont even watch football. Cant we forget it?

[sick orbit]

we can.

[grim edge]

I do tho

[sick orbit]

look, you dont mention 7:1 ok?

you dont mention 7:1.

[grim edge]

Why would I

OHHHH I GET IT NOW

My favorite Brazilian player is kneedomire

[delicate island]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

okay yall be friends and kiss it each other now

[grim edge]

Is he good?

[grim edge]

hot

[sick orbit]

vai te foder e cala a boca

[grim edge]

Alr gato, come here

[pine bison]

Stop being cringe and telling others they will die

[grim edge]

Yea he’s number 10

[grim edge]

hai pain

[pine bison]

Hai hai

[grim edge]

Alr nice

how many mods are there total

219

Idk but that one girls got mad at me

[pine bison]

Less than 100

[grim edge]

thanks

[grim edge]

Why?

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

Nothing below 219

[grim edge]

Cause I was talking about “drugs” really wasn’t

@sick orbit Unblock and dm now pls

[grim edge]

Huh?

[sick orbit]

unblocked already

[grim edge]

Nvm

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

omg they will kiss now

[coral quartz]

Which girl

[sick orbit]

he mentioned 7:1.

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

Idk her name

[grim edge]

Lol

[pastel phoenix]

Proof chess.com bot is chat GPT

[grim edge]

If y’all kiss both teams getting ko’ed

[grim edge]

Lol

istfg if one more person dms me asking to play chess I'll reply with the forbidden gif

[grim edge]

We playing or what

[grim edge]

xD

[mossy comet]

bruh i couldve won a 1k in chesskid but this guy resigns

[grim edge]

dare you say that in dms, you'll regret

[pastel phoenix]

Chat GPT

[grim edge]

Nah I’m good sounds like a threat 😭

[pastel phoenix]

I beat a 2000 in chess.com

[grim edge]

it is.

[grim edge]

Wow! My record was 1800 I think

Mines 12

Not 1200

Lol

[grim edge]

i will

[pastel phoenix]

In a rated game?

In unrated mine is 2300

[grim edge]

may god save your soul if you dare

[grim edge]

Yes, it was Bullet Arena

oh he will

i pray every night

then i dare you proceed

[pastel phoenix]

Lol mine was also a bullet game but not arena

He lost in 1 move

[grim edge]

I’m gc Calma

[grim edge]

Oh alr

[grim edge]

How

[pastel phoenix]

Expected rating: 2250-700

[grim edge]

💀

[pastel phoenix]

On app it says 2300 for me

[grim edge]

i love my new beautiful username on cc

[pastel phoenix]

But I’m only 800

[grim edge]

What is it?

teal

[grim edge]

That is good then

Meow

my favorite color

[grim edge]

What does it mean?

i took it from an inactive user

[pastel phoenix]

My actual rating is 800 only

[grim edge]

Wuff

[sharp shoal]

Whats your username?

[grim edge]

Ye I've read that

[karmic bramble]

did they get rid of the spectator engine lines

[grim edge]

its a green color but more dark and less contrast

Everyone i got news

[pastel phoenix]

Is 800 bad

[grim edge]

I see

[grim edge]

yeah they did because of cheaters

[grim edge]

teal

[karmic bramble]

screw cheaters

[grim edge]

⁉️

[grim edge]

Nothing is bad, man look at my username in the server. I aint even much higher.

[sharp shoal]

Okay imma look

[grim edge]

fr

okie

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Christian Nieto (christian0106)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2170 (peak)
Blitz: 1747 (1817 peak)
Bullet: 1802 (1810 peak)

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Rapid: 647 (993 peak)
Blitz: 462
Bullet: 275

[grim edge]

i suck

Gyat

[sharp shoal]

Damn

[grim edge]

i too suck 🤝

I dont know how to build a bomb.

😟

[cobalt shore]

wanna know how?

[grim edge]

Do you know how to build a bomb?

[sharp shoal]

Play 1.c4, haha.

[grim edge]

That seems like fun!

[grim edge]

h5

[grim edge]

Yea

[cobalt shore]

what type

[sharp shoal]

1.c4 is bomb?

[grim edge]

Share it with us!

[cobalt shore]

what type of bomb

[sharp shoal]

Alr, anyways..

[grim edge]

Carbon nitrates I’m pretty sure

[grim edge]

Nuclear

Uranium and plutonium

I think

Lol

[sharp shoal]

Good night, imma sleep.

Bye!

[grim edge]

I LOVE CONSUMING 2.63LBS OF URANIUM-235 ON HOT SUMMER DAYS

[grim edge]

Hella calories

Calories are great

I need mine

Worth it for uranium tbh

[grim edge]

Good Night Brother

Uranium actually tastes good

Get your bulk done

Pillow is a female in Arabic so when you hug it you are hugging a woman :D

[grim edge]

So I touched a female in my life in arabic?

[grim edge]

Yup

[grim edge]

that's not how language works m8

Wow! An achievement

I remember when I first played gta 5 and I needed some shoes and went to the shoe icon thinking it was the shoes or so I thought

[cobalt shore]

okay so first your gonna need some uranium which can be found in old smoke detectors, second get a metal vat, fill it with water alot of water, get metal rods that can fit in the water, get the rods really really cold, put a pump to siphon in and out the water, when the water gets really cold put in the uranium and cover it with a tick metal lid, then put that into a larger metal sphere with aluminum rods pressing into the original container, get a battery to power all of those rods, whenever you want to blow it up power the battery

Have fun!

[grim edge]

Im arab 🗣️🗣️

[grim edge]

Young Sheldon over here

[grim edge]

Oh alr, can you help me?

[cobalt shore]

I said have fun

[cobalt shore]

im on house arrest I cant

[grim edge]

pillow is also gendered female in Spanish yet pillows are not females

[grim edge]

Also sat one someone's lap because in Arabic a chair is a male

[grim edge]

I come ober

[grim edge]

Oh

[grim edge]

Somthing I would do

[brazen epoch]

jo

[cobalt shore]

cant the guards will stop you at the gate

[grim edge]

Pillows are females in arabic
There is nothing for trans community in Arabic i will just call them him in Arabic

[grim edge]

by that logic the time i shoved a bishop would make me gay cus bishop is male in spanish

[grim edge]

I will give them money for letting me in

[grim edge]

????? how is this about trans what

[cobalt shore]

ok just dont mess with bubbles

[grim edge]

How old are you brother?

[grim edge]

Yup

[grim edge]

14

[grim edge]

Oh alr

makes sense

[cobalt shore]

and dont buy from wally its too pure

[grim edge]

I wont

[cobalt shore]

alr then ill be waiting!

[grim edge]

Address?

[grim edge]

Stop spamming it pls

[grim edge]

anyone knows this song?

[grim edge]

it isn't harmful spam nor too often

• not a textwall either

i am

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[mystic stream]

sawcon

no u are scary

[grim edge]

i don't care enough to accept

[warped vigil]

2 knight mate is real

[mystic stream]

@grim edge oof

[grim edge]

i wanna play tetris but my switch is out of battery someone kill me

it's 02:00 i have nothing better to do

[novel moat]

[lime quartz]

zel3

[fiery beacon]

Not exactly how it works lol. Pillows are considered feminine in Arabic so they are given feminine pronouns. Doesn’t mean they are actually women. Stop trying to justify humping your pillow and get a real gf

[orchid bay]

[latent pebble]

there is no they in arabic

[grim edge]

where are all the good men gone?

and where are all the gods?

where's the streetwise hercules to fight the rising ofds?

[wild eagle]

In modern Swedish everything is "it", however some older dialects still call things him and her, pillows are male in old Swedish

[fiery beacon]

Is that you?

[grim edge]

Wow

[orchid bay]

GM level game

[grim edge]

What is your discord banner💀

lol

[mystic stream]

ay nice u got 99.9% accuracy

[grim edge]

da bishop

[fiery beacon]

Is that chess.com profile picture what I think it is?

[grim edge]

anyone wanna play blitz 3 mins?

[orchid bay]

idk

[grim edge]

What is it?

[orchid bay]

good god

[sleek zealot]

show game

[grim edge]

I actually arent able to rn but maybe sometime else?

[grim edge]

isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?

[restive storm]

it's a composed game by me

[grim edge]

every night i toss and i turn and i dream of what i need

[sleek zealot]

yeah show us

[grim edge]

nf6#

i need a hero!

well i want to play now

im holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night

[grim edge]

a daddy*

[grim edge]

I cant play now tho

[grim edge]

works too :3

[grim edge]

Is this an invite in your dms?

you're a food, not a daddy

[lime quartz]

ill play

[grim edge]

are you a daddy?

[restive storm]

starts with 1. g4 e6 2. f4 Qg5 3. Nc3 Ne7 4. b3 Nbc6 5. Nb5 Nd8 6. Bb2 c6
and then both sides play moves that aren't the checkmate in 1

[grim edge]

Dm

ew its unity again😔

[grim edge]

dowr💀💀

[sleek zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1071615381967487036.png?size=160&name=hell nah

[sleek zealot]

average vencord usewr

[grim edge]

You arent funny at all. Just stop it.

[modest swan]

It's weird seeing Tyler in Pogchamps Championship bracket after what I just witnessed the past few days

[fiery beacon]

Grob gambit best gambit

[grim edge]

[normal hatch]

Borg Gambit

[fiery beacon]

I play grob gambit: fritz gambit

Double pawn gambit

Very good opening

[sleek zealot]

dor can we 1v1

[restive storm]

not right now

[sleek zealot]

unity can we 1v1

bro

ig

[idle ember]

YES LETS GOOO. CHESScom
5 hours ago
We have detected that one or more of your recent opponents has violated our Fair Play Policy. As compensation for potentially unfair rating losses, we adjusted your following ratings:

Rapid: 1656 + 10 => 1666

lol

[sleek zealot]

hello random person can we 1v1

[idle ember]

yeah but nit now

[fiery beacon]

One of the high rated bots just gave me a free bishop I’m scared

[sleek zealot]

what

<@&745328830649991179>

[sleek zealot]

what does high rated mean here

[fiery beacon]

There’s a fork if I take isn’t there?

[normal hatch]

No, its a free bishop

[fiery beacon]

2500

[sleek zealot]

black is winning -5
best move: Kf1
(Kxf2 loses to Ng4+ forking the queen)

[fiery beacon]

Why is king f1 better than D1? Anything specific or is it just an engine thing?

[covert arch]

No there is a Spoon

[grim edge]

The

[covert arch]

Agree

[grim edge]

Gatto

[sleek zealot]

after kd1 the best move is still ng4 but im not sure

[grim edge]

Im a gatto

And yass

Therefore i am a gattoyass

[covert arch]

My name is Quintillious Crinkledinkledaviousbingletonprotonigonifamian The Third of the prontogonifamian Empire

[grim edge]

But also THE gattoyass

[sleek zealot]

demarcus cousins III

[bright glade]

Ask a mod

[grim edge]

Nice to meet you Quintillious Crinkledinkledaviousbingletonprotonigonifamian the Third of the prontogonifamisn Empire i am a cat

[covert arch]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-among-drip-among-us-drip-rtfkt-rtfkt-studios-gif-19619213

[mossy comet]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/599z6q0ehsJYsYKmV2ZFvW?si=SeUTeDJSQ9GFQr-8-JP_aQ this playlist makes me wanna do parkour

but im not skilled enough so ima stick with roblox parkour

[grim edge]

I feel like amogus

[vagrant flax]

Ngl this Playlist make me feel like I'm on the run

[grim edge]

Very sussy very silly and quite ready for tomfoolery

[grim edge]

I am certain u have been convicted of multiple charges including manslaughter

[humble matrix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[proper bronze]

OMG FREAKING FINALLY

I BEAT ANTINTO (3 CROWNS)

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[humble matrix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[proper bronze]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/80996075?tab=review

[worn ice]

AbsentmindedSchooler (400) vs. Antonio-BOT (1500)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. e4 dxe4 3. f3 Qd5 4. Nc3 Qa5 5. fxe4 Nc6 6. Nf3 Bg4 7. d5 Nb8 8. h3 Bd7 9. Ne5 a6 10. Nxd7 Nxd7 11. Be2 Ne5 12. Bg4 Qc5 13. Na4 Qb4+ 14. Nc3 g6 15. Bf4 f6 16. Bxe5 fxe5 17. Qd2 Qxb2 18. Rb1 Qa3 19. O-O b5 20. Qd3 Nf6 21. Nxb5 axb5 22. Qxb5+ Kd8 23. Rxf6 Qe3+ 24. Kh2 Qf4+ 25. Rxf4 c6 26. Qxc6 e6 27. Bxe6 Ra7 28. Rb7 Rxb7 29. Qxb7 exf4 30. [Qd7#] 

[grim edge]

Good job my dude

[humble matrix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[proper bronze]

LESS GOOOOOOOOO, CHECK THE GAME REVIEW FOR THIS GAME :)

[grim edge]

What do you think about the industrial revolution and its consequences

[mossy comet]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3JLIG1s0TYiP7xKBZlN2Z9?si=KSHGYx6mSzKZONagHPSdvw&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A599z6q0ehsJYsYKmV2ZFvW this song

[proper bronze]

and while ur at it, can you send me a screenshot of the game review?

[grim edge]

Good job also why is ur elo 400

[grim edge]

U want me to game review it

Hold on

[proper bronze]

i’m actually 600+ elo in blitz 🙃

[proper bronze]

yes

[proper bronze]

ok

[humble matrix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[proper bronze]

damn, i should go with a harder bot 🙃

good thing i found his weak spot

lesson learned: play d4 then sac a pawn

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jason Chen (absentmindedwastaken)

This is the Chess.com profile of absentmindedwastaken. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Jason Chen (absentmindedwastaken)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 400 (685 peak)
Blitz: 400 (664 peak)
Bullet: 276 (357 peak)

[proper bronze]

i’m bad at bullet, btw, i’m actually 600 in blitz

[grim edge]

Send me the pgn pwease

I am on phone so things are a bit hectic

[proper bronze]

of what?

oh… the game?

[grim edge]

Ye

[proper bronze]

[Event "vs Computer"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2023.08.03"]
[Round "-"]
[White "AbsentmindedSchooler"]
[Black "Antonio-BOT"]
[Result "1-0"]
[CurrentPosition "3k1b1r/3Q3p/4B1p1/3P4/4Pp2/7P/P1P3PK/8 b - - 1 30"]
[Timezone "UTC"]
[ECO "D00"]
[ECOUrl "https://www.chess.com/openings/Queens-Pawn-Opening-Blackmar-Gedult-Gambit"]
[UTCDate "2023.08.03"]
[UTCTime "23:48:26"]
[WhiteElo "400"]
[BlackElo "1500"]
[TimeControl "1/0"]
[Termination "AbsentmindedSchooler won by checkmate"]
[StartTime "23:48:26"]
[EndDate "2023.08.04"]
[EndTime "00:26:47"]
[Link "https://www.chess.com/game/computer/80996075"]
[WhiteUrl "https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/v1/user/259727649.89eb1ad8.50x50o.402de08c4c48.png"]
[WhiteCountry "2"]
[WhiteTitle ""]
[BlackUrl "https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/v1/user/66746046.dd495bd0.50x50o.1841f4b7fbd5.png"]
[BlackCountry "109"]
[BlackTitle ""]

1. d4 d5 2. e4 dxe4 3. f3 Qd5 4. Nc3 Qa5 5. fxe4 Nc6 6. Nf3 Bg4 7. d5 Nb8 8. h3
   Bd7 9. Ne5 a6 10. Nxd7 Nxd7 11. Be2 Ne5 12. Bg4 Qc5 13. Na4 Qb4+ 14. Nc3 g6 15.
   Bf4 f6 16. Bxe5 fxe5 17. Qd2 Qxb2 18. Rb1 Qa3 19. O-O b5 20. Qd3 Nf6 21. Nxb5
   axb5 22. Qxb5+ Kd8 23. Rxf6 Qe3+ 24. Kh2 Qf4+ 25. Rxf4 c6 26. Qxc6 e6 27. Bxe6
   Ra7 28. Rb7 Rxb7 29. Qxb7 exf4 30. Qd7# 1-0

[worn ice]

AbsentmindedSchooler (400) vs. Antonio-BOT (1500)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. e4 dxe4 3. f3 Qd5 4. Nc3 Qa5 5. fxe4 Nc6 6. Nf3 Bg4 7. d5 Nb8 8. h3 Bd7 9. Ne5 a6 10. Nxd7 Nxd7 11. Be2 Ne5 12. Bg4 Qc5 13. Na4 Qb4+ 14. Nc3 g6 15. Bf4 f6 16. Bxe5 fxe5 17. Qd2 Qxb2 18. Rb1 Qa3 19. O-O b5 20. Qd3 Nf6 21. Nxb5 axb5 22. Qxb5+ Kd8 23. Rxf6 Qe3+ 24. Kh2 Qf4+ 25. Rxf4 c6 26. Qxc6 e6 27. Bxe6 Ra7 28. Rb7 Rxb7 29. Qxb7 exf4 30. Qd7# 

[idle ember]

wow how did you do that/

[proper bronze]

if this helps…

[proper bronze]

copy and paste

[idle ember]

thatsso cool

[grim edge]

W

[grim edge]

Not my game

[proper bronze]

damn… i thought i got a brilliant move 😦

it’s pretty good tho

[idle ember]

whos the owner of this server?

[grim edge]

Still W i like accuracy below 65 it means the game was fun

[proper bronze]

wait hold up… what’s ur elo?

[grim edge]

I wouldnt call it fun

[grim edge]

Hell?

[grim edge]

I am 1100

[proper bronze]

trust me, i have gotten a better acc then 60

[grim edge]

Even worse

[proper bronze]

makes sense

[grim edge]

💀I'm not saying anything bad

[proper bronze]

oh no

had bad?

[grim edge]

Are you insulting my intelligence boi

[proper bronze]

NO?

[grim edge]

Engine wants to slap you in the face

[grim edge]

Yass probably has the IQ of a unicorn 🦄 take it as you will 🗿🔥

He will stock your fish and he means business

[grim edge]

Ill take anything about 10 or above

[proper bronze]

classic 13

[idle ember]

how do i get trusted role?

[vagrant flax]

I have to be trusted

[grim edge]

Check dms I'll send you something

[vagrant flax]

U*

[grim edge]

13 is good

[proper bronze]

maybe 7?

[grim edge]

Higher than the average redditor so i am good enough to survive

[grim edge]

I think living is overrate

[proper bronze]

”that’s the neat part, you don’t”

[proper bronze]

yeah, i wish i was living under a stone that says R.I.P.

[proper bronze]

have you seen discord?

oh shit i realized we are in discord :/

[grim edge]

Ive been there and ive gotta tell you

It aint lookin good

[proper bronze]

agreed, i had the same situation as you

except i simped for somebody in a server 💀💀💀

and i was the target in front of 10 people in that server

and in that server, i’m still muted for 2 more weeks because i sent adolf jokes

[coral quartz]

[proper bronze]

that server would be the offical blacket server :/

don’t join it

i promise you it’s not looking good

[grim edge]

What

[coral quartz]

What's bkacket

[grim edge]

wait hold on what

[proper bronze]

you don’t need to know that

[coral quartz]

In front of what? Wym

[proper bronze]

about 80% of staff hates me to this day lmfao

and a few other people despise me

that’s crazy

[coral quartz]

I am 100% sure it's their fault

Smh shame on them

[proper bronze]

you might need to check in that blacket server just to see the full story

i don’t necessarily blame them tho

[coral quartz]

No. I'm busy.

[proper bronze]

oh

[coral quartz]

I don't have time for discord

[proper bronze]

bro thinks he walter white 😭😭😭

[grim edge]

but you're on discord..

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[coral quartz]

Damn
You got me

[nova verge]

Good one

[proper bronze]

yes

[idle ember]

who here likes levy?

[proper bronze]

he’s a man bruh 💀💀💀

[covert arch]

levy roozman

[idle ember]

what is a woman tho?

[nova verge]

Me

I am a woman

Check out my pfp

Ja

Rulezzz

[proper bronze]

a person with bad skills

[idle ember]

offf wow

[proper bronze]

the only good skill women have is cooking and washing the dishes

[coral quartz]

And chess apparently

[proper bronze]

Actually, scrap cooking

[nova verge]

Sexism

[proper bronze]

cuz gordon ramsay do that shit

[coral quartz]

I just saw a 2400 woman

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[coral quartz]

Insane

[nova verge]

That’s heavy

[proper bronze]

there’s probably men who play chess for her

[nova verge]

Nah

Brah

[coral quartz]

I felt insecure with my 1400

Dam

[idle ember]

do any of you wanna join my server Im trying to make it popular

[proper bronze]

why is there a strange voice in your brain reading this message right now?

[proper bronze]

n o

[idle ember]

[coral quartz]

What ser er is it

[proper bronze]

not as bad as 600

[idle ember]

Uhm its a hollowknight server have you heard of the game

[nova verge]

600 lbs is a lot

[coral quartz]

Yes but never played it

[nova verge]

Might try to cut back

[idle ember]

its really good

[proper bronze]

nikadough avacadough be liek

[nova verge]

Who?

Sorry not hip

[proper bronze]

nidado agacago

[nova verge]

Who?

[proper bronze]

nevado aka cado

[nova verge]

Who?

[proper bronze]

NIVADO AVACAVO

[nova verge]

Don’t know them

[proper bronze]

NIKADO AVACADO

[nova verge]

Don’t know

[proper bronze]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[nova verge]

Ahhhhh

[proper bronze]

NICADO AVACADO

[nova verge]

Nah I’m good bro

I don’t like 🥑

[glacial halo]

Anyone wanna play a game of chess

[proper bronze]

you don’t like nightmares?

[nova verge]

Sounds like a Harry Potter spell

[glacial halo]

No 600s

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

I am playing like shit

[idle ember]

well who ever wants to join my server can be the first member

[nova verge]

I’m sorry to hear that

[idle ember]

https://www.chess.com/club/hollow-knight-2

[grim edge]

Hollow knight

[nova verge]

That’s cool af name

[coral quartz]

Dam your 1700?

[grim edge]

:3

[idle ember]

ye

[grim edge]

Are u winning son?

[idle ember]

well right now 1666

[nova verge]

Oh holey moley

1666 wow

[nova verge]

Damn !!!!

[coral quartz]

Okay that's enough. What's your elo

[nova verge]

0

[coral quartz]

I'm sorry I asked

[nova verge]

It’s okay 👍🏼

Questions are good…..sometimes

[idle ember]

its not true minimum is 100

[proper bronze]

HOW TO GET CANCELLED IN 30-60 SECONDS EASY (DISCORD EXCLUSIVE), First say “I hate nightmares”, Then say “s/htmare/ger”

[coral quartz]

I'm not that stupid

[nova verge]

Loll

[grim edge]

Yall

[grim edge]

What the fk

[fiery beacon]

Poor dude thought he got a free queen

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

Love it

[grim edge]

Brutal

[coral quartz]

Explain

[nova verge]

🤣🤣

2 funny

[coral quartz]

Isn't it better if rook takes queen?

[sleek zealot]

Enjoy
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/2rJtnREEpN?tab=analysis

[mossy comet]

i found katt from six impala

[fiery beacon]

There was a pawn in the way

He didn’t hang his queen lol

[fiery beacon]

If he takes the free queen it’s mate and 1 and if he doesn’t it’s still mate in 3

[mossy comet]

should i try a match against them

[nova verge]

Yeah

[grim edge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/tImYx-P2E7c?feature=share been grinding this one came out prerrty well

[nova verge]

100%

My phone tho is at %20

[nova verge]

***pretty

[idle ember]

get a charger lol

[nova verge]

I got one but I wait til under 10% to plug it in

[dark magnet]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/84849824301 can anyone game review this please

[worn ice]

Echecsman97 (1144) vs. zombieslayer87 (1164)

Move List

1. d4 e5 2. c3 exd4 3. cxd4 [d5] 4. Nf3 Nf6 5. e3 Nc6 6. Bd3 g6 7. Nbd2 Bg7 8. O-O O-O 9. Re1 Ne4 10. Bc2 Nxd2 11. Bxd2 Bg4 12. Bc3 Qf6 13. h3 Bxf3 14. gxf3 Qh4 15. Kf1 Qxh3+ 16. Ke2 Rae8 17. Rh1 Qe6 18. Bd2 Nxd4+ 19. Kd3 Nxc2 20. Kxc2 Qc6+ 21. Kd3 Qc4# 

[nova verge]

Nah I’m too new

[idle ember]

I ca but you have to play the moves because its priavte

[fiery beacon]

I just kinda resigned last game. Was there anyway to get out of this?

[timid breach]

dm the bot "clyde"

ask it to play chess. chatgpt 2.0

[grim edge]

I hate all of you fk you and ill see you tomorrow

Good night love you

[timid breach]

goodnight

dm clyde and ask to play chess. trust me. really fun.

[idle ember]

now to start off when white played d4 e5 was a bad mobe losing the pawn. tbh the main reason you lost was from taking the bishop on f3 with the pawn and not the queen because that opened your king with the queen right there.

never open your king up unless theres no queens on the board

[lucid hedge]

hello

[nova verge]

Yellow

[lucid hedge]

join the craziest server (:

[nova verge]

Green

Blue

Purple

[lucid hedge]

gray?

[nova verge]

Cool!

[grim edge]

I spotted a smothered mate and my opponent simply abandoned the game 💀

[nova verge]

I call it silver

[grim edge]

kids these days are so disrespectful

[lucid hedge]

join the server u won't regret it fr

[nova verge]

I’m good

I have a dad with my right now

[inland coral]

Whats up Chessicans, i could use some guidance

[grim edge]

hello chat

[lucid hedge]

what lmfao

[grim edge]

dont lose hope this helps

[inland coral]

Im Brand spankin new

[open topaz]

You should join lol 🥹 it’s my server ✨

[inland coral]

🤘

@grim edge You must be a Grandmaster...

[flint pebble]

who wants to 1v1

[fresh sun]

rating?

[flint pebble]

in chess right now

grand master

[fresh sun]

grand master isnt a number💀

[inland coral]

Im'a 210 elo and ill soon run the chess game🤣

[gleaming jasper]

thats not smothered mate

[plush mica]

ola

como estao?

[fresh sun]

it should be after the next few moves

[flint pebble]

spanked

[fiery beacon]

It would be if it was a rook but it’s a queen lol

[fresh sun]

oh shit u right

[flint pebble]

who wants to 1v1

[gleaming jasper]

nope the queen with take the knight

its only possible with the rook on the last rank

[fresh sun]

mb mb, Im illiterate

[fiery beacon]

You’d just be losing a knight, still probably winning tho

[fresh sun]

but its a playable position so resigning their was poor

[fiery beacon]

The best move would just be to take the queen then give mate

[grim edge]

ehehe

[flint pebble]

who is afyreinsyde

[gleaming jasper]

yea

[fiery beacon]

Mate is unstoppable no?

[fresh sun]

maybe I cant tell without being able to draw arrows

[fiery beacon]

After the only legal move you take the queen with check and either of their legal moves lead to mate in 1

[fresh sun]

wait u right I forgot its their turn

[gleaming jasper]

yea

[plush mica]

w???

[fresh sun]

Yeah I think I need to sleep im bmad slow rn

[fiery beacon]

What are their rooks doing lol they look so stupid down there

[mystic stream]

hehehehaw

[fresh sun]

nah I need to sleep im being kinda slow for a 1400 rn

[inland coral]

ima tall drink of water, i like long walks on the beach, my favorite color is green...

[flint pebble]

fr?

why did you surrender

[grave wasp]

it's been like 12 minutes and this is still here, this is why you should #1135709755252424892

[mossy comet]

hes ok because he lid

[flint pebble]

1v1?

[latent pebble]

wheres the smothered

[fiery beacon]

I tried to send this one message once that had a blacklisted word and every once in a while that messages appears in general chat with a message telling me it couldn’t send and it feels like the universe is shaming me

[latent pebble]

you can play the smothered but you have to take the queen first

[fiery beacon]

He thought it was a rook lol

Bro was just sleepy

[latent pebble]

oh

[inland coral]

Anybody intersted in coaching up a new playa??

[inland shore]

Queens gambit accepted

[grim edge]

I have a question about a brilliant

[inland coral]

cha mo!!!!

[formal salmon]

did u pray today

[grim edge]

Show moves just moves some pawns

[inland shore]

Bruh

[formal salmon]

knight d7?

[cold bay]

a

[glacial halo]

yeah but for some money

[vernal goblet]

did u know i have the chess set from the FINAL GAME

i have these

[inland coral]

haha i bet no thanks dude

[vernal goblet]

also the new queens gambit game is ass

i try to play multiplayer, 1. u cant anyone 2. if u do find someone the match glitches out and u cant move

its decent too, u can play 2d or 3d and the background sound is queens gambit so its cool

but the actual gameplay is pure doodoo

[nova verge]

💤

[valid grove]

hi

[nova verge]

Heyo

[valid grove]

who has the most blunders in a game

[nova verge]

Idk I’m new

[valid grove]

ok

what elo u in chess.com?

[nova verge]

NONEya

Bizness

[grim edge]

what is this shit

how am I supposed to win

and before that I matched against a 1400

[nova verge]

ABC

123

[gilded raft]

hello chat

[fickle rampart]

They were close to getting eliminated

[wispy spindle]

Amongus chungus

[fickle rampart]

I think Sweden is knocking them out unfortunately

[wispy spindle]

Why are you a bird

[grim edge]

im getting destroyed

I hate this game

[fickle rampart]

Duolingo is my life

[vernal goblet]

just get gud

[vernal goblet]

u have to realize

above 1500, theres not a lot of players lmao

[grim edge]

that guy is +300 higher

[fickle rampart]

Wow

[vernal goblet]

most people are below 1200 (like 90%)

[grim edge]

there are 500k 💀