💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

now it works

if y'all have ideas for gifs just lmk 🔥

[grim edge]

When me get meme master

[grim edge]

L

u cannoy use imgflip and call yourself a meme master

it's like using ifunny memes and saying they're funny

[nova verge]

I got a pedicure today

[grim edge]

[nova verge]

🤣🤣

[grim edge]

I'll listen to it brb

[nova verge]

iight

[cobalt sluice]

wsg my fellow owlers and jimmers

[teal dragon]

Without the cb its just torture

[sleek zealot]

throw your hands in the air if you's a true player

[cobalt sluice]

what yall talking about

[nova verge]

Wave them like you just don’t care

[fossil epoch]

that's one very good shooter on your pfp frfr 🔥🔥🔥

[nova verge]

100%

[sleek zealot]

?

[nova verge]

I like bad boys

[teal dragon]

Shooters or dribblers?

Lets see what lefish says

[nova verge]

I’m down

[hard gyro]

<@&745328830649991179>

[teal dragon]

LEFISH APPROVES

[hard gyro]

Some jokes don't deserve to see the light of day.

[nova verge]

Okay!

Pony boy

[hard gyro]

I couldn't care less what you think about me.

[teal dragon]

🦉

[nova verge]

Cowboy

[cobalt sluice]

<@&745328830649991179> kill him!!!

you're*

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[hard gyro]

Why do you care so much, is the main question.

[lime jay]

<@&745328830649991179> skin his father

[cobalt sluice]

🦉

[hard gyro]

Harsh.

[lilac cape]

But I give more of an el mencho vibe

[warped galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-dance-actions-reactions-gif-gif-670327801286393736

[teal dragon]

AINT NO WAY MOD APPROVED THIS MESSAGE

[hard gyro]

About people's thoughts about me.

[teal dragon]

Sì

[hard gyro]

Innocent

[lime jay]

everyone block senor he has the worst takes and always attempts to fearmonger

[hard gyro]

Cope.

[lilac cape]

I am innocent

[sleek zealot]

when i rage i intentionally hit my own leg as hard as i can so i stop raging because it hurts

[cobalt sluice]

trying to*

[lilac cape]

I dont know what happened because I do drugs

[nova verge]

Alt right

[lime jay]

u just explained slitting ur wrist

[cobalt sluice]

lmfao smart tbh

[lilac cape]

I have sh scars

[hard gyro]

Love how you must create a revolution against me lmao.

[sleek zealot]

no i dont wanna kills myself kekw

[lime jay]

shit hemmeroid scars?

[hard gyro]

...are you ok?

[cobalt sluice]

who needs to rage when you can cry

[lilac cape]

Self harm

[hard gyro]

Dude, wtf

[nova verge]

No self harm

[lilac cape]

I'm boutta drink lots of beer

[hard gyro]

Why?

[lilac cape]

So yes

[teal dragon]

🦉moment

[hard gyro]

Why would you hurt yourself?

[lilac cape]

Cuz why not

[sleek zealot]

i really hope youre not trolling

[cobalt sluice]

nope

[nova verge]

Depression maybe

[hard gyro]

Lotus, come to Dms

Please.

[violet pelican]

It hurts

[hard gyro]

We need to talk.

[fickle rampart]

You know you want to buy this

[nova verge]

Immediately

[cobalt sluice]

you sound like a sexual harrasser

[hard gyro]

I don't think he is.

[teal dragon]

Dont commit suicide yall that shit kills you 🙏

[lilac cape]

FR

[cobalt sluice]

i do! i need motivation to play chess and learn danish!

[lime jay]

he dont but i do

https://tenor.com/view/cronch-crunch-cat-eat-cronchy-gif-25410613

[cobalt sluice]

don't commit suicide yall, you wont be able to play chess and rage after blundering yall queen 🙏

[teal dragon]

Dont be sad that shits depressing 🙏🙏🙏

[civic walrus]

Nah rlly?

[cobalt sluice]

dont be depressed that shits sad 🙏🙏🙏

[lilac cape]

I sacrifice my queen to mate a black king

[teal dragon]

Chat about to make me say smthing bastable

[nova verge]

That’s something

[cobalt sluice]

don't commit suicide yall, you wont be able to owl react people no mo 🙏

[lime jay]

yes

[lilac cape]

If you commit suicide then people will make fun of you

And that would suck

[teal dragon]

Inspiriational shit right there

[cobalt sluice]

unfortunately true

[nova verge]

???

[lime jay]

si

[lilac cape]

Would still suck

[teal dragon]

Ayo 🧐🤨🤨📸

🦉

[cobalt sluice]

fellas don't commit suicide, you wont be able to piss off people that mildly irritate you 🙏

[teal dragon]

Yessurrr bingooo

[cobalt sluice]

chess bingo when

[nova verge]

B4

[teal dragon]

🗣️🔥🔥

[nova verge]

O69

[teal dragon]

No its wrong i thought u were just joking so i went along 😭😭

[lilac cape]

Dont commit suicide because you wont be able to kill others

[teal dragon]

Cmon

[storm lintel]

i

[lilac cape]

https://youtube.com/shorts/qH5o6m5FJuA?feature=share

[grim edge]

[nova verge]

Yep

[storm lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-candidates-chess-gif-chess-funny-gif-26163840

[nova verge]

That’s how it works

[teal dragon]

This better have you used to call me on my cellphone

[cobalt sluice]

fellas, pawn d4

[lime jay]

makarov*

[teal dragon]

OMG IT DOES

[teal dragon]

Nf6

[nova verge]

B2

[cobalt sluice]

uhhh

[nova verge]

O70

[cobalt sluice]

shit i haven't memorized the chess board yet

[grim edge]

I'm watching chat flabbergasted

[storm lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-chess-chess-frank-gothamchess-speech-bubble-gif-5067209272480174402

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[lime jay]

HE FUCKING FELL FOR IT IDC HOW BAD THIS WAS HE FUCKING FELL FOR IT

[nova verge]

This is hilarious

[cobalt sluice]

rizzstraining order

[nova verge]

So much fun

[somber merlin]

Can someone help me. Im able to solve puzzles easily and find thrm relatively quicklt but cant find those tactics at all in blitz. Idk how to improve cuz i miss so many tactics. In rapid im 1750 cuz i can find em but in blitz im 900 cuz i cant

[teal dragon]

Dw

[cobalt sluice]

what happened to the knight's eyes

[nova verge]

Yes welcome to the jungle

[lime jay]

2 royal forks in a row

[gilded raft]

gotta play faster

[grim edge]

Insert you don't slay video

[nova verge]

100%

🤣🤣

I am

🤣

[hard gyro]

Guys, I feel sick lmao

[teal dragon]

[grim edge]

Ong

[grim edge]

💀💀💀

[somber merlin]

Ahh yes great advice

[nova verge]

Omg

OMG

🤣🤣🤣

[somber merlin]

Amazing help. U should become a teacher irl. Might fail the next generation pretty well

[teal dragon]

Bros mad

[nova verge]

Whazzup

[gilded raft]

dude chill

[somber merlin]

Ps that was a joke

[nova verge]

Sarcasm

[somber merlin]

Ik i gotta play faster

[nova verge]

Bigger strong faster the YE song

[hard gyro]

A simple "You don't say" would have sufficed.

[limpid cedar]

what happened with xqc vs tayler match?

[somber merlin]

Nah felt like i needed to be harsher. That was too nice of me

[nova verge]

Female oh no

Female girl dog

🤣🤣🤣

[hard gyro]

Huh???

[teal dragon]

Slayyy

[nova verge]

Nvm you won’t get it

[viral epoch]

Should've been me

[teal dragon]

We can do them together ❤️

[hard gyro]

Now it's part of you.

[teal dragon]

Use heat

[sharp shoal]

bruh wha

[viral epoch]

No sorry

[grim edge]

Eli The Venti me and cellen were wondering where you were cuz we were awake at 4 am chatting, you usually up all night

[viral epoch]

I cannot

[teal dragon]

Aw :(

[viral epoch]

I fell asleep early for once, in like months

[hard gyro]

Guys, I gotta go sleep. I don't feel so good.

[sharp shoal]

bruh

[nova verge]

Same color phone case

[grim edge]

I wonder if i should adopt your ways

[sharp shoal]

Have a great night friend.

[nova verge]

Legit

[hard gyro]

Bye guys

[nova verge]

2 legit to quit

[sharp shoal]

Bye.

[teal dragon]

Gn senor dpm 179

[grim edge]

Hasta La Vista SEÑOR

[nova verge]

Bye !

[teal dragon]

Omg hot

[hard gyro]

It's ok. I don't keep grudges

[hard gyro]

[grim edge]

[viral epoch]

As long as you're cosplaying Kazuma it's good

[viral epoch]

Indeed you shall

[fading spruce]

@sharp galleon Chinese dude in Nordland

[teal dragon]

Idk should you

[grim edge]

@fading spruce I ate some jalapenos today big 😋 yum

[cobalt shore]

is this dude a cheater? https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/84836052135?tab=review

[worn ice]

CooperWarrington (890) vs. 00000011A (813)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. Bb5+ Bd7 5. Bxd7+ Nxd7 6. Nc3 Ngf6 7. Qe2 e6 8. Bg5 Bb4 9. O-O-O Bxc3 10. bxc3 Qa5 11. Bxf6 Nxf6 12. Qd3 Ne4 13. Ne2 Rc8 14. Rhf1 [Rxc3] 15. Nxc3 Qa3+ 16. Kb1 Nxc3+ 17. Qxc3 Qxc3 18. Rd3 Qc4 

[teal dragon]

SUS

[fading spruce]

I will avenge my people

[lime jay]

me self aware that im 400 purposely blundering all of my pawns in a losing endgame (im stalemating)

[teal dragon]

Qxg7+

[sleek zealot]

WHATT??????????

[nova verge]

Trolls belong under bridges

By water

[sleek zealot]

BRO I GOT WARNED FOR PUTTING A CHECKMARK REACTION ON A MOD PING

[lime jay]

i love stalemating 400s

[teal dragon]

Thats some orwellian shit

[sleek zealot]

IF YALL HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST ME JUST TELL ME BRO ???????

[lime jay]

like 180 games and im STILL not 400

[teal dragon]

Blud starting a war

[teal dragon]

Also there is a screenshot button on pc just so you know :)

[sleek zealot]

new nick

[grim edge]

Bishop takes knight on B6 then knight D5 with tempo? / Fork to get bishop back?

[teal dragon]

Dude its Qxg7

[lime jay]

4

[grim edge]

Ok I'm officially stupid

[teal dragon]

It does, the government is trying to cover it up

[sleek zealot]

zax did you see what the mods did this is unbelievable

i wont let this slide

[grim edge]

Such a simple check 💀

[grim edge]

Wut happened kekw

[lime jay]

https://tenor.com/view/cronch-crunch-cat-eat-cronchy-gif-25410613

[cobalt shore]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/84836052135?tab=review in your proffesional opinion is the lower elo cheating?

[worn ice]

CooperWarrington (890) vs. 00000011A (813)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. Bb5+ Bd7 5. Bxd7+ Nxd7 6. Nc3 Ngf6 7. Qe2 e6 8. Bg5 Bb4 9. O-O-O Bxc3 10. bxc3 Qa5 11. Bxf6 Nxf6 12. Qd3 Ne4 13. Ne2 Rc8 14. Rhf1 Rxc3 15. Nxc3 Qa3+ 16. Kb1 Nxc3+ 17. [Qxc3] Qxc3 18. Rd3 Qc4 

[sleek zealot]

@grim edge

[lime jay]

pray to GOD he mouseslips

[potent merlin]

Fake 2000 confirmed

[teal dragon]

Sure but good luck finding anything

[lime jay]

https://tenor.com/view/cronch-crunch-cat-eat-cronchy-gif-25410613

[grim edge]

I can't base opinion on just 1 game what was the accuracy?

[teal dragon]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1w03rXoZkule2TwNBbSNYh?si=GW9Yb85xTDO5iwH5sHgAQw

[cobalt shore]

97.9% by a 802

[grim edge]

💀💀💀💀💀

[grim edge]

Very sus af

[cobalt shore]

he found a rook sac to win a queen in 5 moves

[sleek zealot]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY I HAVE 3 WARNINGS FOR NUN'

[cobalt shore]

thats some sus af behavior

[sleek zealot]

im so afraid of getting banned

[teal dragon]

JVKE? kinda

Thats a gaga only playlist tho

[grim edge]

https://media.tenor.com/_7i41E6p0rgAAAAM/look-how-they-massacred-my-boy-meme.gif

[lime jay]

pugs overdosingon grapes?

[teal dragon]

Break*

[grim edge]

Vroom vroom

@teal dragon he driving toilet dw

[teal dragon]

Unless this is your toilet

[grim edge]

Accuracy dw

[cobalt shore]

yeah

[teal dragon]

Me when i put the toilet in reverse

[grim edge]

💀💀💀

NAHHHHHH

[teal dragon]

Insider knowledge 💀💀💀

[nova verge]

Just talk normally

[grim edge]

:3c

[cobalt shore]

Bro boutta get banned

[nova verge]

That’s all it takes

Hopefully you have proper grammar

…

[teal dragon]

Istg ur in a diff universe girl

[lime jay]

@lapis pelican dont say that stuff dude

[nova verge]

Nah I’m on Earth

[teal dragon]

Earth in a parallel reality maybe

[grim edge]

@grim edge reach 1600 Bullet and get the 1600-1799 role it would be funny

[nova verge]

Nah

[cobalt shore]

rook j12

[teal dragon]

Bruh so ez

[nova verge]

People r just cheating

[teal dragon]

Rd6+

[grim edge]

HOWWWWWWW

Since whennnnnnn

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

This is hilarious

[grim edge]

nya

[teal dragon]

nya~

[nova verge]

🤣🤣

[teal dragon]

🦉

[nova verge]

I love owls

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> iamagodofchess

This is the Chess.com profile of iamagodofchess. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1689 (peak)
Blitz: 1230 (1325 peak)
Bullet: 1540 (1618 peak)

[grim edge]

I wanted a owl as a pet once

I’m fighting demons rn

[nova verge]

Yep squash bugs

[grim edge]

Unity training arc 💀

[karmic salmon]

How can i get acces to stream my screan ?

it says that i am not allowed in any chanel

[grim edge]

@teal dragon 2k when :YattaBoom:

I Know

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[teal dragon]

Tomorrow real

[nova verge]

Yes

[teal dragon]

I said Rd6+

[nova verge]

So it 2day

[lime jay]

https://tenor.com/view/cronch-crunch-cat-eat-cronchy-gif-25410613

[cobalt shore]

this 900 just played the wayward agaisnt me

I will smack them

[teal dragon]

Ke8 then Rc8#

[grim edge]

@bright glade how did you check how many people are in different roles again?

Rating roles

[nova verge]

Rate 10/10

100%

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

💀+🗿

[mossy comet]

hes ok because he lid 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[nova verge]

Lid?

[teal dragon]

he's ok because he lid 🥶🥶

[mossy comet]

read tne black text only

[nova verge]

Oh you mean lit

🤣🤣🤣

Good luck 🍀

[teal dragon]

Sounds racist

[mossy comet]

hes ok because he lid

[mossy comet]

shit.

[nova verge]

Yep 100%

[austere bluff]

anyone wanna match

[mossy comet]

WH-

[austere bluff]

WH?

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

Hi Tanya

How r u!

[austere bluff]

Who r u

[austere bluff]

PYKR DOLL

[oblique zodiac]

oh is it meant to be lied cause they messed up how to spell believed

[mossy comet]

hes ok because he lid

[lean owl]

guys im 1400 elo

[oblique zodiac]

wait this might have deep meaning

[lean owl]

i used to be 299

[mossy comet]

nah its because he lid

[cobalt shore]

lets go

[lime jay]

https://tenor.com/view/cronch-crunch-cat-eat-cronchy-gif-25410613

[lean owl]

I am bring totally honest ive seen better people in 200 elo

[austere bluff]

Im playing gta 3 Song then

[lean owl]

Than 1200s

[oblique zodiac]

He lid.

[austere bluff]

I WILL MAKE A TOP 10 MUSIC

[cobalt shore]

Im gonna lower your credit score

[scenic drift]

owo

[austere bluff]

im tell u i wil make a Top 10 song of GTA 3

[lean owl]

I have an acc where i play seriously for elo and one for fun

[austere bluff]

For a vid

[lean owl]

I decided to make one to play seriously

ismurf0

[scenic drift]

j

[nova verge]

e

e

[lean owl]

Ofc i js started this account

[mossy comet]

Now, spell ANSWER.

[lean owl]

Lol

[grim edge]

:3

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[sleek zealot]

im so good at puzzles

[nova verge]

Sounds gibberish

[lime jay]

https://tenor.com/view/cronch-crunch-cat-eat-cronchy-gif-25410613

[lean owl]

you sorry i was doing something

[nova verge]

Bad mr kitty

[lime jay]

winning endgame for white

[modern vortex]

Correction storm incoming

[rough dome]

How

[lean owl]

i noticed that i became significantly better at chess so rather than playing in lowrr elos i made another account to play against people my skill to not ruin experience

[rough dome]

Why r u people toxic

[modern vortex]

Reverse smurfing

[lean owl]

Basically yeah people in this server

Told me to make a new acc

[stable jungle]

Hey @modern vortex, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[modern vortex]

I will not do that

[stable jungle]

Hey @rough dome, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[rough dome]

Thx

[grim edge]

owo

[feral hollow]

I never knew this was a thing

[teal dragon]

🦉

[rough dome]

I noticed that discord people r way too toxic that is y

[grim edge]

i stole it

[teal dragon]

Fr this place aint safe 😭😭

[modern vortex]

Maybe stop using single letter words

[rough dome]

I went to therapy after I encountered some random server I M not even kidding

[grim edge]

no im romanian im keeping it

you'll have to take it from me

[rough dome]

Haha

[wind vector]

@hard gyro I forgot to stop you guys from getting medal srry

[modern vortex]

np m8

[grim edge]

Didnt u get banned from here before

I am pretty sure

[rough dome]

Who

[static sapphire]

Hey guys, so im like 700 elo, and I made a brilliant move and i don’t have a clue what I did, can someone explain it to me?

[grim edge]

You

[grim edge]

Ill try to

[rough dome]

It's ok

[modern vortex]

I am higher rating than some people here

[static sapphire]

Just send it in dms or is there a channel?

[modern vortex]

My ego is flattered

[grim edge]

Send in dms

[teal dragon]

Snoot

[tacit sapphire]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/84838335989?tab=review

[worn ice]

NicolasMarion (803) vs. mason_is_so_gud (776)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. [Nf3] Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Bg5 Be7 6. Qf3 Nxd4 7. Qc3 Bb4 8. Bxf6 Bxc3+ 9. Nxc3 Qxf6 

[tacit sapphire]

Omg

[grim edge]

Birq why is this brilliant

[modern vortex]

a

[tacit sapphire]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/84838335989?tab=review

[worn ice]

NicolasMarion (803) vs. mason_is_so_gud (776)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Bg5 Be7 6. Qf3 Nxd4 7. Qc3 Bb4 8. Bxf6 Bxc3+ 9. Nxc3 Qxf6 

[teal dragon]

I uhh

[modern vortex]

how do i update my role to be red?

[teal dragon]

What?

[modern vortex]

oh nevermind

[rough dome]

Good for u

[teal dragon]

Oh there

[grim edge]

This?

[sleek zealot]

i want to change the rules so a pinned piece can't put a king in check

[modern vortex]

thanks

[grim edge]

It can

[static sapphire]

Fr, thought I blundered

[sleek zealot]

that's why i want to change it so it can't lmao

[grim edge]

That was a question

[modern vortex]

I got like 1 brilliant move on my account i think

[hexed rain]

guys whats a sigma white opening

[sleek zealot]

oh i didnt see a question mark and yeah it can

[static sapphire]

I’ve got 2

[grim edge]

Ive got a hundred

[static sapphire]

And I don’t have a clue what I did for one of them

[covert snow]

is anyone else not really enjoying tylers appearance in pogchamps?

[teal dragon]

Were you losing before?

[static sapphire]

Idk

[modern vortex]

the question mark is literally at your fingertips

[static sapphire]

It was me btw not him

[teal dragon]

Oh

[static sapphire]

I’m like 700, I don’t have a clue what the hell was going on

[modern vortex]

Addict /s

[lime jay]

hes going straight to the jar.

[grim edge]

Ayo???

[scenic drift]

woah

[teal dragon]

WHICH JAR

[grim edge]

YO CHILL CHILL

[nova verge]

Heyo

[green jungle]

Nice keyboard

[scenic drift]

dont do it

[nova verge]

Thanks

[grim edge]

Its not about the keyboard cirri

[modern vortex]

the vaseline jar

[grim edge]

He…⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[green jungle]

It’s a good keyboard

[grim edge]

Its about the atrocities that could happen

[teal dragon]

Yeah its astolfo

[nova verge]

Yep

[grim edge]

Fk it go for the double kill and put in a jar too

[grim edge]

Idk what that is

[green jungle]

Yeah who give a shit but that keyboard is good

[modern vortex]

me

[teal dragon]

The most famous femboy

[green jungle]

I take your shit. Now you have no shits to give

[grim edge]

Eat the shit

[grim edge]

Nah that’s crazy 😭😭😭

[green jungle]

No

[modern vortex]

Shit to e4

[teal dragon]

You took a shit for someone else? Damnnn

[green jungle]

Asemble

[grim edge]

Shit to e5

[green jungle]

I’m going to shit your pants

[modern vortex]

lol

[lime jay]

i never use reddit

[teal dragon]

Plot twist im naked

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/mgr-mgr-shit-pants-mgr-sam-mgr-sam-shit-pants-gif-25480966

[modern vortex]

Maisntream reddit is bad but i do like more niche subs

[grim edge]

I hate all of reddit

Because they remind me of myself

[modern vortex]

what part of you?:

[green jungle]

So??? Doesn’t mean you don’t have pants.

[grim edge]

Most of it

I be playing bullet games after a rhino pill

[teal dragon]

ZAX NO

[grim edge]

What

[modern vortex]

what the hell is a rhino pill?

[teal dragon]

GET OUT MY ROOM

[green jungle]

I can still shit his pants

[grim edge]

You can have pants while naked?

[modern vortex]

adderol?

[grim edge]

Dw just going into my collection 😋

[harsh turtle]

Hi

[grim edge]

Gets somthing hard

[green jungle]

You buy pants. You do not put them on. You have pants.

[teal dragon]

😱😱😱😳

[grim edge]

Omg

[grim edge]

What's up man

[green jungle]

Viagra

[modern vortex]

Why would you blue ball yourself like that

[teal dragon]

NOT THE TIME TRAVEL

[green jungle]

Figure of speech

I speak, you figure.

[grim edge]

Toilet these nuts across your face

I’m just geeked rn idk wtf

[lime jay]

im inside of ur walls (Im not talking about ur house)

[grim edge]

@grim edge should i consider moving to Australia?

[lime jay]

keep it PG-13

[grim edge]

Ask incho not me

[modern vortex]

Don't

[grim edge]

Dont if u hate spiders tho

[grim edge]

@grim edge tell me 🗿

[grim edge]

Nothing wrong with being a little gonzo

🗿

[teal dragon]

Mods have hella problems 😤😤😤

Bast #1 opp

[green jungle]

The average person eats 3 spiders each day. However spiders georg, who eats 10,000 spiders each day, is an outlier and should not be counted.

[grim edge]

I got banned on my main here

[modern vortex]

snorting lines?

[grim edge]

What's your main?

[modern vortex]

what the hell is that

[teal dragon]

Ban evasion confession 😹😹😹

[grim edge]

@split geyser

Mb timed out

[grim edge]

I eat 9 tho

[green jungle]

Pro

[modern vortex]

ban evasion is based

[grim edge]

Do i trust this info 💀

Cirri is very trustworthy

[teal dragon]

Dihemma of being fots

[grim edge]

All I did was send a meme that had ig a no no word

[modern vortex]

What are you flexing

[grim edge]

Id trust him with my life

[green jungle]

I am a normal person and can be trusted with firearms

[modern vortex]

Same my guy

[grim edge]

I took a class for one

[teal dragon]

🖕 u too >:[

[grim edge]

Are u a max0r fan by chance

Moved to America and got one

[green jungle]

Living in the SOUTH 🔥 🔥🔥

[grim edge]

W

[green jungle]

Wut

[teal dragon]

Well i have real ones

[modern vortex]

southern hemisphere is good

[green jungle]

Pro I wish I had nails

[teal dragon]

Well i paint mine

[modern vortex]

yeah i eat mine

they're tasty

[green jungle]

Walmart acrylic paint

[grim edge]

Crazy

[teal dragon]

Nuh uh essie

[green jungle]

Essie

There is typing

[grim edge]

Figure of speech you figure i speech

[modern vortex]

will i get banned if i ask if en passant is forced in #1039982616159465595 ?

[green jungle]

I disagree

[teal dragon]

I figured you were speaking a figure of speech

[grim edge]

Too bad bich

[green jungle]

One blocked message

[green jungle]

Yes u r

[modern vortex]

i don't understand

[green jungle]

Pensive

[grim edge]

Youre the bad bich

❤️

[green jungle]

Uwu

[grim edge]

😟

[green jungle]

Jk I am a guy

[grim edge]

I’ve lost it

[green jungle]

Bye Yallw

[grim edge]

Shut

[grim edge]

Doesnt make you less of a bad bich tho

[modern vortex]

guys can't be bitches now?

discrimination

[teal dragon]

Im the baddest bitch in the city

[grim edge]

We all have a bad bich inside of us

[teal dragon]

Ayo? Inside 🤨📸

[grim edge]

🤨

[teal dragon]

Bro looks AI generated

[grim edge]

im so joddamn bored

[feral hollow]

"literally me"

[teal dragon]

Sleep

[green jungle]

ok im back

[teal dragon]

Hi back

[modern vortex]

Finally

[grim edge]

that's for the weak

[modern vortex]

He's back

[feral hollow]

play something else

[mighty cave]

Y’all ever accidentally eat an air plane?

[grim edge]

im not even playing

[feral hollow]

or touch grass for gods sake you know how many times ive suggested that

[grim edge]

happened to me 2mins ago

[grim edge]

it is 00:10

[feral hollow]

I ate one in 49 seconds

[teal dragon]

Yeah but u said u was bored thats pretty weak too considering the vastness of the universe

[green jungle]

yeah im a discriminator ||In computing, a discriminator is a field of characters designed to separate a certain element from others of the same identifier.||

[mighty cave]

Man that’s wild

[modern vortex]

touch ass duck guy

[feral hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/witamin-levy-levy-rozman-gothamchess-chessplayer-gif-19486143

[grim edge]

BET, whose

[green jungle]

mine

[teal dragon]

I volunteer as tribute

[grim edge]

bro thought he cooked something

[feral hollow]

magus carleson with a brick is menace

[grim edge]

no you just called me weak

[teal dragon]

[feral hollow]

he plays the brick opening

[grim edge]

Yeah im a cereal killer

https://tenor.com/view/glee-sam-evans-cereal-eating-cereal-cereal-day-gif-16529622

[feral hollow]

NO he puts milk before cereal

[green jungle]

nerd. im a serial killer.

[grim edge]

Brick opening is the best opening

[modern vortex]

I'm a chocolate executioner

[feral hollow]

menace put him away

[grim edge]

https://pagingfunmums.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Cereal-Killer-box-540x466.jpg

[feral hollow]

that looks like

[teal dragon]

NSFW BASTED

[grim edge]

y'all i will admit something, i put milk before cereal
BUT I GOT A REASON
i microwave my milk before eating and i on't want my cereals hot

[feral hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/kazuma-kiryu-yakuza-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-my-honest-reaction-gif-25702530

[grim edge]

basted

[warped vigil]

why do you microwave milk

[teal dragon]

I’ve never understood why people are so against putting water in cereal
I mean it’s basically the same as milk, or orange juice. They all go great with cereal, especially all at once.
And people also insist on pouring the liquid on LAST. Why can’t a guy pour it on the plate WHILE he’s eating?

[grim edge]

cus warm milk

[feral hollow]

wait I thought microwaving milk is normal????

[warped vigil]

why do you microwave milk

[modern vortex]

doesn't microwaved liquid explode sometimes?

no use a oven

[grim edge]

it's better?????

[warped vigil]

hm

[feral hollow]

I can confirm

[grim edge]

in spain it is

[green jungle]

why do ppl drink warm milk

[warped vigil]

i'll have to try it

[feral hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/witamin-levy-levy-rozman-gothamchess-chessplayer-gif-19486143

[warped vigil]

warm milk is better... I never thought of putting hot milk on cereal

[green jungle]

warm milk is cringe

[modern vortex]

fetish

[warped vigil]

warm milk-n-honey

[green jungle]

cringe

[modern vortex]

honey is kinda awful ngl

[grim edge]

tho if y'all will heat your milk for breakfast, put it first, then microwave, then cereal, then consume

[warped vigil]

What do people think of Pogchamps???

[feral hollow]

"The knight who gives warm milk gives great strenght"-levy

[green jungle]

save the bees

[warped vigil]

i like honey

[green jungle]

pog ig

[grim edge]

mr hands quote

[warped vigil]

I hate pogchamps

[frosty mountain]

yooo cirrin

[feral hollow]

whos mrhands

[green jungle]

i dont care about pogchamps

[modern vortex]

chess tournaments are boring

[grim edge]

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[frosty mountain]

recognizable username this time so I don't have to check profile

[green jungle]

ur boring

[modern vortex]

streamers are cringe af

[feral hollow]

WAIT DO NOT ANSWER

[warped vigil]

watching good tournaments is ok.. playing tournaments is fun

[feral hollow]

I REPEAT DO NOT ANSWER

[grim edge]

yeah better off

[green jungle]

hello

[warped vigil]

it's cringe to hear grandmasters commentating on 100's chess

[lime jay]

i just beat my meat with a meat tenderizer

[green jungle]

omg wooden shield !!!11!!1!1

[teal dragon]

What da answer

[warped vigil]

??

[frosty mountain]

wait are you still eligible to play in the denker or are you old

[feral hollow]

bros a menace

[green jungle]

you didnt lose anything of value, dont worry

[feral hollow]

wait whats a meat tenderizer?

[grim edge]

i read a stary on 4chan of a guy who thought "beat their meat" sounded nice and just punched himself in the balls

[green jungle]

bro im graduated

[frosty mountain]

oops wrong person

[warped vigil]

how do u play in denker

[green jungle]

haw haw

[mossy comet]

i had the perfect piep kick but i accidentally deleted it

[modern vortex]

cbt copypasta here

[grim edge]

Graduated?

[sick orbit]

ok you convinced me to never open 4chan

[green jungle]

win state scholastic champs and be in hs

[warped vigil]

do you win state championship?

[grim edge]

cbt 🥺

[sick orbit]

now my balls mirror hurt

[lime jay]

yeah.. it made the meat more tender

[modern vortex]

it really is as bad as they say

[green jungle]

scholastic

[grim edge]

Most of 4chan stories are made up

Dont worry about it

[warped vigil]

what if you win normal champs as a hs

do you still get in

[green jungle]

you get a state champion title.

and a lot of rating, since your state is pretty stacked

[modern vortex]

I went on pol once and people there were actual n_zis

[grim edge]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxLe_bQWAAEXu1l.jpg

[green jungle]

bruh

[warped vigil]

how do you know my state

[sick orbit]

what is that damn cbt

[modern vortex]

true but not for me

[grim edge]

This is what we have to deal with cirri

[sick orbit]

OH NVM

[grim edge]

cbt is cbt

[sick orbit]

I REMEMBERED

[grim edge]

What do we do to prevent this kinda thing

[green jungle]

because you told me your real name and where you go to tournaments in and also we share a university discord 😐

[warped vigil]

OH its you

[grim edge]

I dont think therapy can save him now

[green jungle]

i remove ONE LETTER. and you can't

gg

[warped vigil]

Yep

[warped vigil]

EVERYONE: MY REAL NAME IS JACOB SPERBER I GO TO TOURNAMENTS IN NORTH + CENTRAL FLORIDA

[green jungle]

dum

[modern vortex]

ok?

[warped vigil]

whee

[grim edge]

Screenshotting this just incase i need that info

[sick orbit]

@grim edge post this on 4chan

[sand crater]

♖♘♗♕♔♗♘♖
♙♙♙♙♙♙♙♙

♟♟♟♟♟♟♟♟
♜♞♝♛♚♝♞♜

[grim edge]

Ill try to contact your family as soon as possible

[warped vigil]

...

[green jungle]

hes gonna have chuck, age 40, single, show up at his doorstep. dont

[sick orbit]

pawn f3

[modern vortex]

@warped vigil whats your ssn?

[warped vigil]

171042889

[modern vortex]

Thank you

[green jungle]

pro

[warped vigil]

no problem

[sick orbit]

whats an ssn

[green jungle]

social security number

[modern vortex]

sexy sexy number

[sick orbit]

oh the bad system the us uses

[warped vigil]

its actually a number i use for something

but not my ssn

[green jungle]

computer unlock pincode

[warped vigil]

no thats not it

[green jungle]

thanks for telling me

[modern vortex]

pornhub password

[sick orbit]

we can say that here?

[warped vigil]

thats not it

[modern vortex]

no mods

[grim edge]

no

[green jungle]

i see how it is.

[warped vigil]

<@&745328830649991179>

[modern vortex]

lol

[sharp shoal]

Bruh

[green jungle]

bruh

[compact mantle]

Beo

[modern vortex]

snitch

[sharp shoal]

Lmao9

[sand crater]

Snitch

[warped vigil]

whee

[compact mantle]

Why did u try it💀

[sick orbit]

i got an ss now ig

[lime jay]

i just overclocked my monitor to 1000 fps

[grim edge]

in y'all's opinion what is the sexiest polyhedra? mine is the octahedron

[green jungle]

u miss 100 percent of shots u dont take

[lime jay]

its glitching like hell how do i factory reset without clicking buttons

[green jungle]

square. its stupid looking.

[undone bridge]

🤯

[compact mantle]

This shot is in your own foot smartass

[sick orbit]

dodecahedron all the way

[undone bridge]

how's cwl going, cirrin

[green jungle]

i didn't miss, did i? haw haw

[grim edge]

you mean hexahedron?

[undone bridge]

have you guys started yet

[compact mantle]

Fr, you happy?

[modern vortex]

hexagon is the bestagon

[green jungle]

shit bc i stepped down as leader and the new guy didn't put my th15 and th14 in the war because he forgot they were my accounts that were just inactive

[fossil epoch]

YESSIR DODECAHEDRON ALL THE WAY🗣️🗣️🗣️

[green jungle]

and we're in gold league 2 for cwl

[teal dragon]

Dragon

[green jungle]

was i ever happy?

[sick orbit]

yeahh its great. dodecahedron is sexier tho

[undone bridge]

bruhhhhh he didn't just put the whole clan in the roster? 😭

[green jungle]

he put 20 people out of almost 40

[modern vortex]

Only for dnd nerds

[sick orbit]

dodecahedron=green m&m

[grim edge]

hexahedra is simply a superior name for "cube" 🤮

[undone bridge]

and who tf doesn't put a th15 and 14 on the roster at least

[green jungle]

idiot

[compact mantle]

That’s wasn’t relevant, I asked you if this made u happy🌝

[undone bridge]

WTF is he the lead?

[sick orbit]

+its in dnd

[green jungle]

no

[undone bridge]

co?

[sick orbit]

i hope your identity crisis nevers ends

[green jungle]

oh hes leader, i thought u meant highest on the roster

[undone bridge]

PLEASE kick him as soon as he does his day 7 cwl attack 😭 🙏

oh rip

[grim edge]

i am going yo commit a little bit of trolling

[green jungle]

i gave him leader bc he was active and i didnt want to play as much no more

[undone bridge]

oh dear

[modern vortex]

do it

[grim edge]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/70/Tetrahedron.gif

[fossil epoch]

ew

[grim edge]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Hexahedron.gif

[modern vortex]

oh my god

[green jungle]

i was never happy

[sand crater]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[grim edge]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/Octahedron.gif

[sick orbit]

must d i e.

[grim edge]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Dodecahedron.gif

[modern vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/life-is-so-complex-complex-cube-gif-16061042

[fossil epoch]

dodecahedron is just superior

[grim edge]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Icosahedron.gif

[teal dragon]

Im basting

[compact mantle]

Perhaps do stuff that makes you happy🌝

[grim edge]

here ends my trolling session

[sick orbit]

this is sexier than the dodecahedron

[modern vortex]

hypercube for reference

[sick orbit]

its extremely sexy

[green jungle]

after i graduate i thought ihad a summer to do some fun stuff like play games and shit but no i have to work 35 hours a week at a restaurant and do a research project

[grim edge]

ITS NOT A HYPERCUBE IT'S A TESSERACT YOU UNEDUCATED ILLITERATE MFO'S /s

[sick orbit]

smash anyways

[feral hollow]

no

[green jungle]

tesseract

[grim edge]

i am dyslexic

[modern vortex]

i apologize

[green jungle]

hi dyslexic.

[grim edge]

blocked

[green jungle]

1 blocked message

[grim edge]

holy shit tetrahedron

🥴

[sick orbit]

oh so oyu are dsyleicx?

[compact mantle]

Yet you’re wasting time in discord chatting and escaping reality while it’s creeping up by the minute huh

[grim edge]

How about you block these nuts

[grim edge]

ihysm

[green jungle]

yes i am

[sleek oriole]

hellooo guys

[grim edge]

bet plays basketball with your testicles

[sick orbit]

thats ytrtpe oocl

[compact mantle]

Shi I hear ya

[sick orbit]

why dont you just daer correcltry?

[grim edge]

you are commiting murder

[green jungle]

if i cant have a summer i want theyre not going to see me have a summer they want

[sick orbit]

ok but is your door locked

[compact mantle]

Who’s they💀

[fossil epoch]

nah it's not

[grim edge]

no

[green jungle]

parents

[modern vortex]

half the time i spend typing is spent correcting my mistakes

[compact mantle]

Damn

[sick orbit]

good. i got in through the window. check your closet.

[grim edge]

same

[sick orbit]

imma give you a bigggg hugggg fr

[grim edge]

I cant remember a day this few years where I've genuinely enjoyed myself

[compact mantle]

They made u work 35h a week and do a research project?

[modern vortex]

people don't lock their doors always?

[grim edge]

you can come out the closet i support you

Reality is a hard and cold nightmare

[modern vortex]

weirdos

[green jungle]

no i chose to work. i just dont like it much now

[sick orbit]

thank y- huh wha

[grim edge]

no cus i live on a 1st world country lmfao

[grim edge]

[compact mantle]

Damn, I suppose you find a hobby you can do with friends

[green jungle]

my last day is next wednesday but i only work next mon, tue, wed

[grim edge]

Was it cuz of the cook who didnt keep his hands off the cookie jar

[feral hollow]

that sucks

[modern vortex]

someone could walk into your kitchen and steal all the warm milk

[green jungle]

nobody plays the hobbies i play

[compact mantle]

Ah, well maybe just change the mindset you take to work

[fossil epoch]

weird as hell fr

[sick orbit]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[grim edge]

i am indeed gay

[sick orbit]

yay good job im supportive

[grim edge]

Cirri ill play with you

[compact mantle]

And just be nice to everyone and mainly talk with the people you like

[green jungle]

its tiring. ppl who work there are more down than i am

[sick orbit]

im a latino ally

[green jungle]

no ill be fine

[compact mantle]

Find new one

[grim edge]

speaks spanish?

[green jungle]

i like what i like

[sick orbit]

but try to make us use those non binary pronouns and we will kill you.

[green jungle]

ill keep playing what i like to play

[compact mantle]

That’s annoying

[sick orbit]

Im learning spanish. im from brazil

[compact mantle]

You got more places you can work?

[modern vortex]

eu tambem!

[grim edge]

elle/le?

[green jungle]

dont know havent looked, dont care, right now the job pays well

[sick orbit]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooo salveeeeeee

[compact mantle]

Bc a poor mood can change everything

[modern vortex]

:)

[green jungle]

latin

[sick orbit]

????????????????

[lapis pelican]

Say what?

[grim edge]

gender neutral pronouns in Spanish

[sick orbit]

1st portuguese

[compact mantle]

Might be worth looking for if it’s making your daily life a drag

[modern vortex]

based et redpilled

[green jungle]

not that my mood is poor, just that work is hard.

[grim edge]

oh srry

[fossil epoch]

xe/xir ze/zir all those are quite weird

[green jungle]

haha no worries im leaving the job soon anyways. at least i learned how to cook

[compact mantle]

Nice

[lime jay]

u wanted to commit suicide because u had nobody who loved u

[grim edge]

that's xenopronouns

[green jungle]

tu est caudices

[fossil epoch]

neopronouns I think they're called

[lapis pelican]

I did not aay that

[modern vortex]

damn we giving pronouns to xenos now?

[green jungle]

anywehre is better than home

[lapis pelican]

Say

[green jungle]

worst place

[grim edge]

nope, neopronouns are [noun]/[noun]self, xenopronouns are any non normative set of pronouns

[compact mantle]

Damn

[sleek oriole]

bro its gonna be my harderst half year in my life. im not excited at all

[modern vortex]

alien/aliens

[grim edge]

if anyone has any questions regarding lgbtq topics y'all free to dm me btw, cus i can't go into much depth in here without getting basted

[sick orbit]

uh second Ele is masculine

[compact mantle]

Your parents a tense mood?

[fossil epoch]

oh well I don't have insane knowledge of that stuff

[modern vortex]

yes you are

classic low elo blunder

[green jungle]

i could write a long itme about why i dont like being at home, but it's basically summed up as "i was stupid when i was younger, but then i learned, and now i always see"

[dull mica]

a

[grim edge]

any questions feel free to ask

[sleek oriole]

im eager to meet new friends tho. who suffer with me. (new uni)

[grim edge]

gif died 🫡

[lapis pelican]

Why would you discuss sex on a chess server

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[modern vortex]

well because mods are sleeping

[green jungle]

upcoming fall freshman here

[warped vigil]

why would you discuss discussing sex on a chess server

[grim edge]

not sex????

[sick orbit]

potato/potatoself?????????????

[compact mantle]

Shi sounds rough man

[sleek oriole]

me also 😄

[sick orbit]

everything is sex. one way or the other

[grim edge]

Have fun cirrin

[green jungle]

well tq is related to sex

[sick orbit]

everything leads to sex

[compact mantle]

Make sure you get some positive vibes in too

[lime jay]

BRO WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO FRANK? HE WENT FROM 900 TO 800 TO 400

[green jungle]

ye i just do my own shit at home

[grim edge]

What

[lapis pelican]

Chess

[modern vortex]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mic-web-bernie-sanders-404-QIKy1Gs9r88iQ

[grim edge]

Bro is basting

[modern vortex]

i love /giphyr

[sick orbit]

play chess -> horny for queen -> get a bodypillow

[green jungle]

harry pillsbury

[fading spruce]

Bastoura body pillow

[grim edge]

I am basting

[compact mantle]

💀💀

[modern vortex]

I am a master baster

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper what do you say we have a business idea

[fossil epoch]

I am a master baiter

[sleek oriole]

do you guys know the feeling, when you slept in the afternoon, and now you can't sleep at night? thats me hello

[lapis pelican]

Gothamchess bodypillow

[modern vortex]

hello

[hollow basalt]

So I’m doin a lil social thing rn, I just wanna see what everyone’s personal future jobs are gonna be, maybe colledge education Bcs all of y’all are intelligent chess players most ppl are around intermediate here so

[modern vortex]

Unemployed

[lapis pelican]

Stripper

[compact mantle]

Colledge huh

[sleek oriole]

mcdonalds

[grim edge]

Imma be homeless

[lime jay]

Suicide bomber

[hollow basalt]

Free burgers, playing 4d chess

[hollow basalt]

My rook

[hollow basalt]

You do u

[lapis pelican]

You just said suicide is bad

[sleek oriole]

totally worth it

[hollow basalt]

Send me the link

[hollow basalt]

Real

[modern vortex]

only when it's not for the cause baby

[warped vigil]

chief exec hopefully

[lapis pelican]

What link?

[hollow basalt]

Of?

[warped vigil]

idc

[hollow basalt]

You know wat

[fossil epoch]

Ideally I want to become a car designer
If that doesn't work I might become a programmer or something

[next raft]

real?

[hollow basalt]

Should be a ceo

[hollow basalt]

W

[modern vortex]

wow this survey is great you should peer review it

post it in science.com or something

[hollow basalt]

My dog is falling asleep Bcs im scratching his head it’s so cute

[modern vortex]

dm me that youtube link

[hollow basalt]

He’s slumped

[modern vortex]

D:

[grim edge]

i won a game but idk if i played good

[modern vortex]

You didn't

[torpid sonnet]

hi

[grim edge]

yh i think he was bad

[torpid sonnet]

2200-2399 >>>

[fossil epoch]

I think there are other places to flex brother

[torpid sonnet]

;c

[grim edge]

how do i save a party to rewatch later

[torpid sonnet]

who wants to play a match

[modern vortex]

whats your rating

[fossil epoch]

me rn

[warped vigil]

ME

[grim edge]

me ?