💬〡general-off-topic

[digital phoenix]

maybe just not weird

[crude whale]

im 490 rated but this is just beautiful

[grim edge]

I wanted to get banned

[compact mantle]

You did us all a service

[grim edge]

nice

[sly ledge]

and that's why theres only same people there

what about Starks server

[grim edge]

same

[compact mantle]

What did you do to your pfp💀💀

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

what did I do to it?

I choked the girl in the pfp

wild

[compact mantle]

Ah right

[nova verge]

Straight to jail

[grim edge]

lets arrest her

[keen parrot]

new pfp is wild

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[sly ledge]

wow

[grim edge]

yikes

[sly ledge]

I should have saw that coming

[upbeat viper]

I hope you laughed

[merry gust]

Send her to the shadow realm

[compact mantle]

Miciela it’s crazy💀

[grim edge]

send me a pfp and ill change it smh

[compact mantle]

What type of pfp u need

[grim edge]

no

[nova verge]

Do evie from Pokémon

[grim edge]

💀

[little escarp]

awa

[grim edge]

anything

[nova verge]

For pfp

[compact mantle]

I aint sending you an anime pfp

[grim edge]

💀

[sly ledge]

a

[grim edge]

do stephen hawkings

[keen parrot]

use this as your pfp

[grim edge]

we're gonna have the same shit then

[keen parrot]

[sly ledge]

no decent pfps allowed

[nova verge]

Do a sports team

[grim edge]

bruh

[keen parrot]

i bet incho has a good one

[grim edge]

average Memphis fan

[digital phoenix]

throw random anime pfp in simple

[nova verge]

Just a Ja fan. I like bad boys

[nova verge]

Spices things up

[keen parrot]

this goes hard af

[sly ledge]

btw no good pfps allowed right?

[compact mantle]

@grim edge this the one

[digital phoenix]

idk i should also change pfp some time

[grim edge]

i would reconsider this

💀

[compact mantle]

BET

[keen parrot]

fr

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[compact mantle]

Do it fr

[grim edge]

Become mermaid man

nah send me better ones smh

at least be more feminine in choosing \

[compact mantle]

Do the frog🤌

[grim edge]

Man Ray

[digital phoenix]

panda

[grim edge]

oh this is cute

[digital phoenix]

this is also nice

[grim edge]

no

[compact mantle]

Po got downgraded ngl

[grim edge]

looks like a bat

lmao that wrestling tho

[nova verge]

Mayne John cena

[grim edge]

how on earth did u think i would like that smh

[sly ledge]

i thought no good pfps allowed

[grim edge]

give me better ones more feminine smh

[compact mantle]

I was looking thru my album and I found a picture of myself with a bald filter💀💀💀

[grim edge]

💀

[keen parrot]

send

[grim edge]

send

[compact mantle]

💀

[sly ledge]

send it

[grim edge]

majority says yes

[compact mantle]

I have long hair for the record

[keen parrot]

ok

[compact mantle]

Lmao aight

Can I send it in chat?

[grim edge]

yes

[compact mantle]

Or dm

[grim edge]

smh

[compact mantle]

Bet

[grim edge]

its too much work to dm

[sly ledge]

btw does anyone play mafia

[keen parrot]

i play mafia irl

[sly ledge]

bruh

[compact mantle]

🤣🤣

[sly ledge]

u added that beard

[nova verge]

You’re cute

[keen parrot]

no way its andrew tate

[compact mantle]

Yes the filter did

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bald-gif-26454753

[compact mantle]

🤣🤣

[sly ledge]

Andrew tate 2nd heard arc

[grim edge]

i thought it wille xplode in his face 😭

[compact mantle]

Do I fr look that much like top g huh

[nova verge]

No

[grim edge]

what top g?

[compact mantle]

Thank u

[compact mantle]

Andrew tate

[keen parrot]

and rotate

[grim edge]

lmao

ypu dont look asian

[compact mantle]

I know

[grim edge]

am not being racist 😠

[keen parrot]

racist

[digital phoenix]

where did asian come from

[mild apex]

asia

[compact mantle]

My dad

[keen parrot]

jona is half asian or smth

[compact mantle]

25%

[grim edge]

he is a quarter asian

[keen parrot]

oh quarter mb

[compact mantle]

Half white and quarter black

[mild apex]

where the other quarter

[grim edge]

how about brown

[compact mantle]

But I’m indo/chinese

[keen parrot]

how about blue

[compact mantle]

Asian

[grim edge]

wtf do u mean but im indo/chinese

[compact mantle]

As in

[grim edge]

then you're 50%?

whats ur mom

[compact mantle]

My dad is 25% chinese 25% indonesion

[grim edge]

lmao

[mild apex]

wha

[compact mantle]

My mom white lmao

[grim edge]

oh so basically 50%

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[compact mantle]

Black

[mild apex]

this is messed up

[digital phoenix]

i am 50% grandmaster 50% bad at chess

[compact mantle]

Why💀

[mild apex]

basically neutral

[compact mantle]

He just black aint nun crazy

[digital phoenix]

60% grandmaster

[grim edge]

you haven't came to this world but your life is already confusing

[mild apex]

@digital phoenix btw whats your cca?

[digital phoenix]

tennison probably thats the only one i know

[keen parrot]

scandi sucks just play mainlines and get +1

[compact mantle]

Yes

[digital phoenix]

football and chess

[compact mantle]

I need to do a dna test one time to confirm tho

[mild apex]

1 sports and 1 club? no uniform shit

[digital phoenix]

im not in government school

[grim edge]

i wonder if this is the life of @compact mantle, born to often explain to everyone how his genes works

[mild apex]

frfr, idk the system

[digital phoenix]

but i did have the choice and i didnt want

[keen parrot]

real shit

[compact mantle]

It’s a great subject for small talk when ppl are interested

[digital phoenix]

political?

[compact mantle]

None, he grew up in Suriname

Caro

Yes

[digital phoenix]

where do u get ur percentages from even did u just make it up

[grim edge]

is it not tiring or anything

[keen parrot]

caro is shit buts till better

[compact mantle]

Nah I love talking to ppl

[civic pier]

mama Mia

[grim edge]

he based it on his parents mixed together

[compact mantle]

Even if I get repetitive

[grim edge]

mood

[mild apex]

skill issue

[keen parrot]

i am a quarter hungarian 💀

[compact mantle]

I just lowkey deliver it diffeeently everytime

[digital phoenix]

i can just goldman against caro

[grim edge]

where's the other 3 quarters?

[keen parrot]

romanian 🔥

[compact mantle]

Bro is just quarter human

Oh🤣

[nova verge]

I’m 3% Russian

[stone spear]

When the hell will my chess tilt end?

[keen parrot]

[compact mantle]

Idk Imm in the same boat b

[grim edge]

im 5% spanish cuz my great great great great grandparents were colonized and got into a relationship with spaniards

[compact mantle]

Sii tres bien

[keen parrot]

romanians could colonize the world but they didn't want to 🔥🔥

[grim edge]

🔥

[compact mantle]

Fr, they let spain and portugal do they thing✊🏽

[keen parrot]

ding dong your opinion is wrong

[digital phoenix]

Clean combo of skin and buddy tho

[compact mantle]

Who?

[upbeat viper]

weapon on the left ??

who are you

[digital phoenix]

yeah i play on left

[keen parrot]

advanced french is great

[digital phoenix]

i cant aim on right

[compact mantle]

Oh yeah

[keen parrot]

i play left on valo and right on cs

[compact mantle]

I just remember columbus bru

[keen parrot]

for any level

[upbeat viper]

I switch with a keybind when needed

[crude whale]

call my mom and tell her i made it

[upbeat viper]

but default right

[compact mantle]

She gonna compare u to your uncle

He got 2000 more elo

[crude whale]

oh God no

[compact mantle]

In FIDE

[crude whale]

dw i'll hit that one day

[digital phoenix]

right sometimes i cant see what i peek without the huge ass gun

[compact mantle]

Bet

[crude whale]

if anyone was boutta make fun of me for not being able to checkmate with queen and rook, i can but making a queen is more satisfying

[compact mantle]

Advance french is best lowkey

[grim edge]

and a stalemate is satisfying too/

[compact mantle]

Advance can get queenside counterplay for sure

[compact mantle]

Why didn’t u change the pfp yet💀

[crude whale]

yeah i was calculating if it could be a stalemate or not so i just went with it

[compact mantle]

However it’s hard for black to maneuver

Well I play milner barry gambit

Which is in the french advance

It’s pretty fun

Lemme know what u think of it

Cool

[abstract tapir]

Hey everyone

[compact mantle]

Maybe just look at my french games for example if u need

As white ofc

Jonagold23

[keen parrot]

the new milner-barry is great

[compact mantle]

You can put that in openingtree

[compact mantle]

Ikr

It’s rlly fun

[warped galleon]

no

[compact mantle]

It aint

[upbeat viper]

it's the name

[compact mantle]

There’s multiple ways to play the milner barry gambit

[warped galleon]

how are yall

[compact mantle]

That’s what he meant

[compact mantle]

Great

[warped galleon]

Good

[compact mantle]

I got exposed with bald filter

[warped galleon]

relateable

[native laurel]

HOIIIII

[compact mantle]

I looked good so it was cool

[warped galleon]

Good morning indeed

[compact mantle]

Gday mate

Shi

Must be rough to get old later

[warped galleon]

Same tbh

[compact mantle]

I look great😎

Me too

I just dont depend on it

Wing gambit aint bad

You can def keep playing it

[native laurel]

watch this 😂

[torpid lintel]

Ask here #💬〡improvement-talk or #1039982616159465595 for nice answers!

[keen parrot]

dead chat

[grim edge]

yellow

[digital phoenix]

red

[topaz garden]

this match was just too stressfull for me
https://www.chess.com/game/live/84790378157

[digital phoenix]

<@&745328830649991179>

[worn ice]

adilarmagan2014 (1210) vs. dreadclaw2159 (1116)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 a6 4. Ba4 d6 5. d4 b5 6. Bb3 Bg4 7. Bxf7+ Kxf7 8. Ng5+ Ke8 9. Qxg4 Nxd4 10. O-O Nxc2 11. Qe6+ Be7 12. Nf7 Qd7 13. Qxd7+ Kxd7 14. Nxh8 Rf8 15. Be3 Nxa1 16. Na3 Nb3 17. axb3 Nf6 18. f3 d5 19. exd5 Nxd5 20. Rd1 Kc6 21. Rc1+ Kb7 22. Bc5 Rxh8 23. Bxe7 Nxe7 24. Nc2 Nd5 25. Rd1 c6 26. Re1 Re8 27. Ne3 Nxe3 28. Rxe3 a5 29. f4 e4 30. Kf2 Rd8 31. Ke2 Rd4 32. h4 Kb6 33. g4 Kc5 34. Rc3+ Kd5 35. Ke3 Rd3+ 36. Rxd3+ exd3 37. Kxd3 c5 38. h5 Ke6 39. Kc3 Kf6 40. Kd3 g5 41. hxg6 hxg6 42. Ke4 a4 43. bxa4 bxa4 44. g5+ Ke6 45. Ke3 Kf5 46. Kf3 c4 47. Ke3 c3 48. bxc3 a3 49. c4 a2 50. c5 a1=Q 51. c6 Qc3+ 

[upbeat viper]

I saw

[digital phoenix]

damn

[upbeat viper]

too slow

:')

[digital phoenix]

u couldve deleted it after i pinged u have no proof

[upbeat viper]

[minor owl]

guess who is back 😈

nvm

people call me shittus errectus around these lands

[sly ledge]

bro was trying to have a dramatic return

[minor owl]

i thought i was onto sumn

[sly ledge]

btw did u literally look at this server for an hour straight

[minor owl]

uh

maybe

[sly ledge]

u came back as soon as your mute would go away

[minor owl]

i played chess in the meantime

and clapped people with the halloween gambit

u shud try it

[sly ledge]

halloween gambit doesn't work in higher levels

[minor owl]

ok blud

whats ur rating

[sly ledge]

1796

[minor owl]

wtf

[sly ledge]

no

[minor owl]

why did bro randomly say no

[digital phoenix]

no

[minor owl]

for no reason at all

[sly ledge]

no

[digital phoenix]

no

[minor owl]

bro just said " screw it imma say no for no reason in particular on the chess.com general chat"

[sly ledge]

no

[digital phoenix]

no

[minor owl]

ok now u guys are actually hurting my feelings

[digital phoenix]

no

[minor owl]

stop it

[digital phoenix]

no

[sly ledge]

mf stop ruining the chain

[minor owl]

bro pls dont

[sly ledge]

no

[mild apex]

dont spam

[digital phoenix]

no

[mild apex]

dont spam

[minor owl]

[mild apex]

we should be kind to others :D

[minor owl]

"dont spam"🗣️ 💯 🔥

[digital phoenix]

no.

[sly ledge]

no

[minor owl]

words to live by

"no"

[sly ledge]

I mean no is a word to live by

[mild apex]

i basting rn

[minor owl]

what does basting mean i am so confusec

[sly ledge]

you're blasting?

[minor owl]

mood

what ?

[mild apex]

not blasting

basting

original word : bast (verb)

[minor owl]

still no clue bud

[sly ledge]

yea but don't use that cuz it sounds like you're blasting on bast

[mild apex]

any mod actions = bast
our new invented word

[sly ledge]

which is weird

[minor owl]

o

ur a mod ?

i thought we had something

[mild apex]

what?

[grim edge]

broo

[mild apex]

everyone is using the verb bast

[sly ledge]

that's the first thing that came into my mind

[mild apex]

a joke modding

basically say it for the jokes

[sly ledge]

basting sounds like blasting

[mild apex]

@upbeat viper is your verb the meme now?

[upbeat viper]

[minor owl]

ok we get it time for ue medicine

[mild apex]

make a meme template bout bast

[minor owl]

bast on me 🗣️

[upbeat viper]

cringe to make it myself

[minor owl]

bast me father 🗣️

[mild apex]

tru tru, imma ask somebody who can

[grim edge]

Mmm i had a thought of starting another political conversation but i saw bastoura in chat :(

Bast+ion=minecraft bastion

[digital phoenix]

im a mod

[sly ledge]

is it political to hit urself

[minor owl]

pulls out -

[mild apex]

dont start any political conversation no matter if thers mod or no mod in chat

[mild apex]

u r basting

[minor owl]

nothing guys

[sly ledge]

bro is glimpsing into the past

[minor owl]

saved by the di

[sly ledge]

why did u delete it

[minor owl]

no way bro got timed for "di"

[grim edge]

If its for a political message then yes

[minor owl]

mods tripping

[sly ledge]

hit urself if you're a tank

[sly ledge]

ok so are spikes then like meth for horses

[pallid mist]

Guys it's my moms birthday

[grim edge]

Youre not getting my idea

[grim edge]

Give her my best wishes!

[mild apex]

happy bday mom

[sly ledge]

tell her I said happy birthday

[minor owl]

guys muhammad ali vs steven hawkins

who wins ?

[sly ledge]

neg difficulty

[nimble grove]

Hello,
My overlay chessboard is gray. Yesterday it was dark blue.
Does anybody know how to fix it?

[mild apex]

cr7

[minor owl]

🗿

[grim edge]

Hawkins finna time travel and arrange that ali’s parents never meet 💀💀💀

[minor owl]

wrong server bud

no one knows wtf going on here

[sly ledge]

do u mean the theme of the chessboard in chess.com

[nimble grove]

yeah

[minor owl]

[minor owl]

wait u onto sumn

[minor owl]

goofy aah onions

[grim edge]

Please reac with :(

[sly ledge]

go to more and select theme and choose which theme u want

[mild apex]

u forgor to save changes prob

[grim edge]

real shit

[grim edge]

It really does look like steve harvey doe

[minor owl]

mfw i realise the shit is real :

if u get what i mean

[grim edge]

i dont

[grim edge]

Am i allowed to have political views in my bio here?

[minor owl]

u wont

[sly ledge]

like what

[grim edge]

okay:(

[mild apex]

no one cares bout your in bio

[minor owl]

yes

[grim edge]

[sly ledge]

nuclear shit is political

[grim edge]

Like “make america great again #trump2024”

[minor owl]

oppenheimer

[sly ledge]

sounds like a troll

[minor owl]

wow are u serious

i just got warned again

[grim edge]

The funny part is that im not even american

[sly ledge]

skill issue

[digital phoenix]

stop breaking rules

[tawny zenith]

hihihihhiihihi

[minor owl]

bro onto sumn

rules are meant to be broken type beat

[viral epoch]

Las doesn't know

[minor owl]

huh

[flint fox]

How do i get timed out for 1 min here

[minor owl]

the rainbow gang is here

[sly ledge]

say smthg political

[viral epoch]

Bye byeee~

[minor owl]

i did i got warned

but i said some germany type shit so ig deserved

[sly ledge]

death to the mpla?

a game quote

[minor owl]

?

i hv no clue

[sly ledge]

bruh no one got it

[minor owl]

ur reference was so dog everyone dipped

well done torme

impressive how u can kill a entire chat of people with a single message

[sly ledge]

omg o got the world record for the most shit refrence

[mild apex]

bai mitzu ;-;

[viral epoch]

Hi

[minor owl]

bye

[mild apex]

o u still here

[viral epoch]

[minor owl]

[mild apex]

hewo mitzu

[viral epoch]

Heyya

[keen parrot]

i hate genshin with a passion

and everyone who plays it

[hallow gate]

hi mitzu

[hallow gate]

oh-

[sly ledge]

insert 300 lbs person acting as an anime pfp

[hallow gate]

do not read my about me

[keen parrot]

too late

[mild apex]

i hate genshin too

[graceful lintel]

[hallow gate]

unlucky

[mild apex]

m twerkin on the runway

[minor owl]

[minor owl]

ok banned

[hallow gate]

i am a queencard you wanna be the queencard?

[mild apex]

why

[hallow gate]

DAS THE LYRICS

[minor owl]

ur done

[hallow gate]

play me on chess.com pls

[mild apex]

i dont like the song btw

[hallow gate]

i dont like you anymore

[mild apex]

just joined doesnt know bout it

[mild apex]

im sed

[hallow gate]

@old thistle i dont like your cat anymore can you disown it

(please do not this is a joke)

[minor owl]

wtf chill

[mild apex]

frfr, scippy nvr disown me

im too cute to be disown

[sly ledge]

good suggestion

[upbeat viper]

[minor owl]

bro thought he could get away with it by typing " (please do not this is a joke)

o i hope ur entire lineage is lined with misfortune

(just a joke lol)

[mild apex]

bro, u gotta chill a bit

[sly ledge]

it's ok guys he said it's a joke

[minor owl]

lmao

[minor owl]

NO U CHILL OUT

[hallow gate]

😔

[mild apex]

?

[hallow gate]

can someone please play me in chess

[old thistle]

[hallow gate]

[old thistle]

Solid blitz game

[mild apex]

hewo scippy

[minor owl]

ur rating

[old thistle]

Hi

[hallow gate]

it is above 1600

[mild apex]

u summoned my owner

[sly ledge]

and below that

[minor owl]

finally a fair match

[hallow gate]

he must heed my call

[mild apex]

my oestrogen level

[hallow gate]

oh... im kinda washed tho

💀

[mild apex]

i not too sure if this allow

basically a hormone

[minor owl]

progesterone

[hallow gate]

do cats get oestrogen/testosterone as well

[minor owl]

testosterone

gastrin

[mild apex]

adrenaline

[minor owl]

secretin

[hallow gate]

sweat

[mild apex]

no,unless cats have periods

[grim edge]

oxidation

[minor owl]

sweat is the new hormone

[hallow gate]

oh

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

they dont?

[hallow gate]

why did scipio dip

[sly ledge]

how do u know are u a cat

[grim edge]

fr

[hallow gate]

should i summon him again

[grim edge]

do dogs get periods

[mild apex]

i dont think they have

[sly ledge]

idk

[graceful lintel]

👍

[mild apex]

just dont

[minor owl]

enterokinase

[grim edge]

dogs do cats dont

[hallow gate]

In a sense, yes, cats do have menstrual periods. In felines it's called 'oestrus', but many people just refer to it as being 'in heat'. Only unspayed female cats go through these cycles but rather than shedding the old womb lining like humans do, they reabsorb it, so bleeding is a very rare side effect.

[mild apex]

scipio needs a life

[grim edge]

dogs better thats why

[sly ledge]

how do u know

[grim edge]

google

[mild apex]

i see

[sly ledge]

that would mean someone checked

[hallow gate]

so google says no but they go into heat, which is kinda similar i guess

[minor owl]

insulin

[mild apex]

biologist prob

[graceful lintel]

Everyone has different opinions so ye

[minor owl]

glucagon

[grim edge]

dogs are loyal cats aint

[minor owl]

somatostatin

nonadrenaline

[grim edge]

cats r boring all they do is sleep

[mild apex]

im loyal wdym

[minor owl]

dopamine

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

how much do u sleep in an average day

[minor owl]

ok i am out

of hormones

[mild apex]

5-6 hours a day

[graceful lintel]

Me 7-8 💀

[minor owl]

healthy

[mild apex]

bcus u a human

[keen parrot]

this person cannot be older than 12

[minor owl]

if u have that much time sleep then

[mild apex]

i aint human

[minor owl]

ya

[mild apex]

oh that too

[graceful lintel]

I'm 15 🥹

[jolly imp]

În 5 days no more nitro

[minor owl]

i didnt even sleep yesterday maybe 1,5 hrs

[grim edge]

cats sleep 14

[keen parrot]

[minor owl]

thats wild

[graceful lintel]

[hallow gate]

play me in chess

[grim edge]

tilt is scared

[keen parrot]

bet, send a challenge

[hallow gate]

THANK YOU

https://play.chess.com/qwJm8

[viral epoch]

Hi

[hallow gate]

OH HES ACTUALLY GOOD

[graceful lintel]

🥹

[viral epoch]

[minor owl]

why does everyone here love cats

[graceful lintel]

Hry

[minor owl]

they are actually brain dead

[minor owl]

dogs superior

[mild apex]

no shit

[mild apex]

u faced one of the legends here

[graceful lintel]

Different opinions 📈

[hallow gate]

i didnt know 😭

[minor owl]

what is tilts rating

[graceful lintel]

aesparthenogenesis ur ratings?

[mild apex]

at least u know now

[graceful lintel]

2400+

[hallow gate]

wait fr?

[minor owl]

wtf

[mild apex]

high rated, thats all i consider

[minor owl]

its i can keep up with him

[graceful lintel]

Ik 😭🥹

[minor owl]

nothing i cant manage

[hallow gate]

ok im screwed i misclicked its over

[mild apex]

u r screwed at first

[minor owl]

i can destroy him

but i gtg guys else i would

[tawny zenith]

aaaaaaaa

[minor owl]

trust me

[graceful lintel]

[jolly imp]

Who got 2400?

[hallow gate]

@keen parrot

[graceful lintel]

Wanna play blitz?

[jolly imp]

I got no internet for chess

[jolly imp]

Only on discord I can chat

[graceful lintel]

👍

[minor owl]

torme knows i am good at chess

[sly ledge]

yes he's 2000

[minor owl]

game recognize game

[jolly imp]

And no one cares

[hallow gate]

i was up and then i mouseslipped and he took advantage

[minor owl]

so ur bad

[grim edge]

excuses

[minor owl]

[sly ledge]

everything is ur fault in chess

[minor owl]

mfw jit doesnt care :

[grim edge]

even me losing to a hacker(

[minor owl]

technically

[jolly imp]

Mf no one not only me

[minor owl]

ok imma dip

[stuck kestrel]

finally

[sly ledge]

it's ok guys it was a joke

[jolly imp]

Blud got his message deleted

[stuck kestrel]

i can enjoy ur absence now

[grim edge]

and my presnece

[minor owl]

i deleted it

[minor owl]

enjoy it while u can

[jolly imp]

Blud thought he gonna get muted

[minor owl]

ill be back

[hallow gate]

play me then

[minor owl]

ye happend twice in the last 1 hr

[grim edge]

what elo are u

[jolly imp]

Cus u ass

[grim edge]

BRO

[sly ledge]

man this message backfired

[minor owl]

he is back

[grim edge]

GUYS THE DI MEANS DIME

go dye

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YALL

[minor owl]

lmao

[sly ledge]

pull out your dime

[minor owl]

avg mod w

[grim edge]

i want u to dye

[hallow gate]

2000 blitz cause i suck at blitz

[minor owl]

ye

[sly ledge]

play me

[grim edge]

😦

[rough dome]

Wassup

[grim edge]

i see u a beginner

di means dime wth

[hallow gate]

later

[sharp galleon]

yeah you suck bruddah

[hallow gate]

im tryna grind to 2400/2500 bullet

[sharp galleon]

imagine playing bullet

[rough dome]

Wassup Vincent

[grim edge]

imagine playing classical

[bright glade]

fellas u can no longer see engine lines when spectating a normal live game

[sharp galleon]

[bright glade]

chesscom removed that feature cuz of cheaters

[hallow gate]

imagine playing both

[rough dome]

R u not scared

[hallow gate]

wait fr?

[sharp galleon]

imagine yes

[teal dragon]

Hi girlies

[digital phoenix]

yeah cheaters use it to predict moves and get prediction

[sharp galleon]

why should I be when you’re only 12

[hallow gate]

ok guys does listening to quantum mechanics whilst playing chess improve your skills

[teal dragon]

No

Skull

[rough dome]

Bruh I M into ur devices

[grim edge]

nun gonn make yo dumbass smarter

[sharp galleon]

Good for you….?

[bright glade]

no the reason i got from a staff member is people can use another account to see moves..

[rough dome]

Lmao

[digital phoenix]

yeah but predictions are the most important

look at u using an engine to get 16/24 prediction on my game smh

[bright glade]

shut up

let me be a high predictor

let me think i can predict good moves

[rough dome]

U r dumbest

[teal dragon]

High predictor: 😃
High predictor: 🤠

[hallow gate]

you're just mad ugh

[rough dome]

U guys suck

At conversation

[grim edge]

hell yea i do

[teal dragon]

Chat hella cringe rn icl 😭🙏

[digital phoenix]

ur the cause of cringe in this server

[mild apex]

u aint gud at having a convo

[grim edge]

says the man

[rough dome]

Bruh

[mild apex]

las basting

[teal dragon]

Bastation fr

[grim edge]

slay

[grim edge]

queen

[teal dragon]

Hey girlie 🤩

[digital phoenix]

im legendary 2 in fifa mobile now

[teal dragon]

Mobile gamer 😭

[grim edge]

hello everyone

[teal dragon]

INCHO

[grim edge]

i have won 1 chess game and i dont feel like playing chess ever again

[grim edge]

hi

[teal dragon]

Did u remember to feed the kids? I forgor 💀

[grim edge]

Guess they starving

[teal dragon]

Oh well can always get new ones

[loud oak]

any one up for unrated 3 min blitz match

[lime jay]

whats the best move in this chess position? def not from the barbie movie.

[teal dragon]

Cant see the board

[loud oak]

blurry image

[grim edge]

Fr

[loud oak]

low quality

[lime jay]

it looks like a scandinavian

[teal dragon]

Bruh

[keen parrot]

no way they set up the board wrong 😭

[loud oak]

the knight looks like a hook ☠️

[viral epoch]

RAHHHHHHHH

[lime jay]

wrong thats the pawn

[teal dragon]

There are way too many hooks i think those are pawns

[lime jay]

unless they have 6 knights

[grim edge]

hi

[keen parrot]

w rizz

[viral epoch]

Ouch

[high ledge]

a

[lime jay]

how do u do this shit with yo neck

[viral epoch]

Ho

[grim edge]

[viral epoch]

Be a db character

[teal dragon]

I left my wife 😍 💖

[grim edge]

Fr

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-twerk-funny-twerk-itdoitforlaughs-twerking-itdoitforlaughs-twerk-gif-25850744

[viral epoch]

Waaaaa

[grim edge]

be barbie

[viral epoch]

Waaah waaa

[teal dragon]

WEIRD GIF B A S T E D

[viral epoch]

Waaaa

[keen parrot]

bast would bast all over that gif

[teal dragon]

Basting in chat full of minors 😔

[viral epoch]

I love it whenn Bast said "it's bastin time"

[buoyant ginkgo]

Anyone know why I can't send messages in #💬〡improvement-talk ?

[lime jay]

https://media.tenor.com/ql5H2WGCxFoAAAPo/emesis-blue-tf2.mp4

[grim edge]

youre missing an l

[teal dragon]

Thats your job

[grim edge]

Connect ur account

[lime jay]

https://tenor.com/view/steak-gif-20361145

[buoyant ginkgo]

Thanks

[lime jay]

baste his steak???

[teal dragon]

Be warned i got muted for sending steak

[worn ice]

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[grim edge]

i got muted for saying im heterosexual

[viral epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1132688352425021501/1132699754002919555/asffga.gif

[teal dragon]

Straight ship

[grim edge]

That's gonna get basted on

[viral epoch]

[teal dragon]

Should be aether instead

[grim edge]

bastin

[viral epoch]

Reaal

[keen parrot]

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-fed-up-done-upset-angry-gif-15272547

[lime jay]

chat

@everyone

conducter revive chat

[broken portal]

@keen parrot i hate that gambit lmao

[lime jay]

blud has never heard of the concept "acting skills"

[grim edge]

Personally i dont take acting skill into account when dating.

[hallow gate]

im actually so bad at chess i give up

[lime jay]

im talking about the image

[grim edge]

Matter of fact i just stay away from people of those ideologies entirely

[lime jay]

dont

but if u want to, do it

[grim edge]

The one on the left is prettier than both of those on the right combined change my mind

[lime jay]

they didnt hire anyone prettier because not everyone has peak acting skills

[grim edge]

I would love to see cilian murphy act as a mermaid

[fallow jungle]

wassup

[grim edge]

Best comedy film on the 21st century

[teal dragon]

Nugette

[lime jay]

https://tenor.com/view/panic-oh-noes-gif-10637171

[teal dragon]

BIG YRLLOW BOAT

[lime jay]

true

[teal dragon]

Hows cali 🥶🥶

Fat W

[brave meadow]

Hey how are you who wanna play ?

[teal dragon]

What did bro do to deserve that 💀💀💀

[teal dragon]

Blud thinks hes cooking

[grim edge]

Nuclear energy can save us completely. It produces 0 pollution

[grim edge]

I think there are dams around so it keeps the levels even

A modern reactor can be fully shut down in less than a second 💀💀💀💀

[teal dragon]

💀this feels personal (except im 130)

[grim edge]

Im 6ft 158 pounds

[teal dragon]

Bros skin and bone

[grim edge]

Im skinnyfat 💀💀

[brave meadow]

Yeah rare but davstating

[teal dragon]

Why are we even using pounds

[grim edge]

We the same person

[teal dragon]

I only know kg

[forest sparrow]

Ok guys real talk

[grim edge]

Idfk im european

kg

7 inches

[forest sparrow]

We got a mf with a foot fetish here

[grim edge]

@grim edge watch out hes coming for your feet

[teal dragon]

Ur 10

[grim edge]

shii

[teal dragon]

Tf is a hornswoggle

[forest sparrow]

Definitely 10

[grim edge]

someone my height lol

[teal dragon]

Ok so 13?

[forest sparrow]

You’re technically a dwarf

[teal dragon]

Leprechaun

[forest sparrow]

Only if it’s naked

[teal dragon]

Atleast heavier than @hard gyro

[forest sparrow]

You should

[grim edge]

lol

[teal dragon]

Ong 😭

Blud need more than a dirty bulk

[grim edge]

Bluds half my bench pr

[keen parrot]

inchos legs are bigger

[forest sparrow]

Blud needs a disgusting bulk

[teal dragon]

Filthy bulk

[forest sparrow]

Horrifying bulk

[teal dragon]

Hi @upbeat viper

[unborn lion]

hi guys

[teal dragon]

Bro realised wasnt so bad afterall ig

Life is roblox

[grim edge]

how you know what my legs look like

[keen parrot]

shh just don't look in your closet

[grim edge]

Lifes a war and im a bag of sand.

Tmr is going to be a bad day

[grim edge]

Great, so make it good.

[grim edge]

I don't really have a choice

Lifes a ball and im the grass

[teal dragon]

Life... is roblox

[grim edge]

Every day is a good day if you live the correct way.

i have a decent chance of being homeless tmr

[high ledge]

Life a vegetable and i hate pepper

[teal dragon]

🔥🔥🔥raise the stakes 🥶

[digital phoenix]

do u play roblox

[grim edge]

Great, so stay formal

I would leave rn but I can't

no

my parents do not want me living here anymore

[teal dragon]

Shi bro

[crystal frost]

hey hows everyone doing

[grim edge]

If youre under the age of 21 and is studying higher education they legally have to financially support you

[grim edge]

i want to leave

[digital phoenix]

really what u gonna do pay for a lawyer

[grim edge]

Finna attorney myself like a real one

Either live here shittly and hate everyday of life or leave

[grim edge]

Oh shoot is that zeus?

[teal dragon]

Zeus

[digital phoenix]

skull

[grim edge]

Siphysus or smth like that

[keen parrot]

sissypus

[teal dragon]

Sus

[keen parrot]

😭

[grim edge]

Bro played the best move

[teal dragon]

Bout to bast

[grim edge]

Whats basting

[teal dragon]

Imma go eat before i say something which gets me basted on

[grim edge]

Nae

[keen parrot]

no

[grim edge]

Who would win

[errant adder]

Hi

[grim edge]

Its a draw yes

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1816 (1850 peak)
Bullet: 1850 (peak)

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6y5s9BzDRNWNVgJFeAjOld

[grim edge]

Best gyspsy song of all time change my mind

Portuguese gipsy music

I honestly got no idea

White

Stockfish yells draw

It gives a .1 to white tho

Cuz of a chance of a pin tactic

[steep isle]

after a winstreak, why a lose feels so frustrating? 🙂

especially because of a mouse slip

😁😁😁

[covert cosmos]

whit to move?

[grim edge]

Yes

[covert cosmos]

what is eval if it is black to move

[grim edge]

Haven’t checked

Probably +3 cuz of a free bishop

[covert cosmos]

-3

[errant adder]

what is best starting for 1800 elo

[grim edge]

Right

[crude whale]

the pancake opening is the best

[grim edge]

✨catalan✨

[covert cosmos]

or like -M69420

[crude whale]

theres mate in 23 but i think black will blunder it

[silent quest]

E4 e2

[errant adder]

?

[crude whale]

m23

[hollow island]

Goofy

[grim edge]

M69 if you play it right

[tawny zenith]

How do I become a blunder god

[hollow island]

Not unbanned yet?

[surreal mortar]

@grim edge POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD

Not simping for that child

[nova verge]

Good morning everyone

[covert cosmos]

yarr

[nova verge]

Meow

Woof 🐶

[covert cosmos]

owo

[nova verge]

Owwwww

[near cedar]

uwu slay

[polar nexus]

i joined to ask what the best move is but i cant send the photo

[nova verge]

My pfp slays

[polar nexus]

pls join puzzles

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perms-no-image-perms-image-perms-flex-gif-23244245

[nova verge]

Yep

[near cedar]

Is that atentokoumpo?

[polar nexus]

]i cant stream

[nova verge]

Nah Ja

[polar nexus]

pain

[covert cosmos]

blud

[near cedar]

I'm depressed

[covert cosmos]

from ligma

[nova verge]

I’m sorry you should seek help

[silent quest]

Lol

[nova verge]

Therapy etc

[near cedar]

I got 50 red brilliants

[nova verge]

Congratulations

[covert cosmos]

epic

[nova verge]

100%

Battery life

Full charge !

[limpid oyster]

shut up shit sandwich

no one likes you

[nova verge]

Lmfaooo

[grim edge]

you a roblox kid get outta here

[limpid oyster]

your parents abandoned you because they couldn't bare the look of your face

[nova verge]

Good 1

Loll I look identical to both my mom and dad

[keen parrot]

i wonder why

[nova verge]

Nice try. Gotta burn a lil harder

[covert cosmos]

potato

[limpid oyster]

I'm just testin

[nova verge]

Yeah I am a couch potato

[limpid oyster]

anyone have any ideas for any burns?

[wide cove]

Get good

[covert cosmos]

ong

[nova verge]

100% Jesus loves you

[grim edge]

couch

[nova verge]

Big red couch

Hint

[grim edge]

are u a sofa?

[nova verge]

Nah I’m a human

I’m a sofa Queen

[grim edge]

oh so youre from the milky way galaxy?

[covert cosmos]

ewowowowew

[nova verge]

Yep!!

[covert cosmos]

i'm from my mom

[nova verge]

How’d you know??

[grim edge]

then im tryna milk my way into yo galaxy

[nova verge]

Ohhhhhh got milk

[grim edge]

ye wanna share?

[nova verge]

Sure! I love milk

Hate fish sticks tho

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[thorny python]

how can you hate fish sticks 🥺

[nova verge]

Bleh

They’re not tasty

[grim edge]

say no mo

[covert cosmos]

I hate nicotine

[nova verge]

U got me?

[thorny python]

maybe youve not had my fish sticks so i dont blame you

[nova verge]

Oh I’m talking about the frozen ones

[covert cosmos]

frozen anything is nasty

exept icecream

[nova verge]

I like waffles

[grim edge]

when u want?

[nova verge]

Idc really

[thorny python]

well i can make them homemade (:

[nova verge]

That’s amazing

[thorny python]

it would be even better if you tried them.. id probably change your mind on fish sticks completely 😂

[nova verge]

Got ya

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[grim edge]

what do i get in return

[nova verge]

My friendship

[grim edge]

dont i already got that?

[nova verge]

Do you need more from me?

[grim edge]

not really u good enough ❤️

[nova verge]

Thank you !!!

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/8Ctw4DKLxvU

Sup dudes

[nova verge]

Heyo

[grim edge]

that's gonna be hard to tell if you're adopted or not

[raven chasm]

please join my server

[nova verge]

Yeah I’m not

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

omg first time i ever snitched

[wide cove]

I have Reported your account to discord staff for illegal activities

Gl

[tall rune]

Can't stay day 1 without streaming 💀

[nova verge]

Hahahaha

Why?