💬〡general-off-topic

[feral hollow]

if its only two

[grim edge]

No I want to make it so the Horses can checkmate

[feral hollow]

but thats basically stupid

[feral hollow]

you have to realize cause and effect

[grim edge]

Oh. Thanks for telling me I’m stupid :/

[feral hollow]

change one piece change another

[grim edge]

No but if we just change the horses than that’s only 1-

[vocal hazel]

Guys sultan khans strategy is actually op

It’s super dynamic and fun

[feral hollow]

alright whats your idea then

[grim edge]

We should make it so that the horses can checkmate with 2 and No other pieces on the hoard

Board

[feral hollow]

but thats not possible

[grim edge]

Prove it.

[feral hollow]

uh

I mean its just not?

[vocal hazel]

It’s possible but the enemy needs a pawn

[bright glade]

you cant force it

[feral hollow]

is it that hard to understand

[vocal hazel]

Checkmate with two knights is possible

[grim edge]

See

[bright glade]

but u cant force it so why even discuss

[vocal hazel]

You can checkmate with two knights but the enemy needs a pawn

[feral hollow]

alright you know what im done

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge were u born in 2012 just curious

[vocal hazel]

You can force it

[feral hollow]

this is the dumbest conversation have fun

[grim edge]

No that’s when my Puppy Muffin died 🥺💔

[bright glade]

f

[grim edge]

Thank you for bringing back the trauma

[digital phoenix]

ok still u have a roblox pfp opinion irrelevant

[bright glade]

why r u blaming him

[digital phoenix]

dog dog dog

[wind vector]

you can checkmate with two knights: it’s just that unless your opponent is above 700 they won’t get mated

[feral hollow]

does this prove that two knights cant checkmate

[grim edge]

No

[vocal hazel]

The enemy needs a pawn…

[feral hollow]

she said two knights only

[digital phoenix]

yall arguing with an infant bro

[vocal hazel]

You forgot to put a pawn 😂😂😂

[feral hollow]

alright fine

[vocal hazel]

Yea two knights can’t force a checkmate with a lone king

[feral hollow]

have fun checkmating with two knights ONLY

[bright glade]

you can NOT force checkmate in that image

[feral hollow]

have fun kids

[grim edge]

I’m going to prove you can FORCE a checkmate with 2 horses one day. Remmeber my name.

[digital phoenix]

the roblox kid who doesnt know shit? yeah got it

[feral hollow]

bros gonna fight an engine

[grim edge]

You don’t know NOTHING.

[digital phoenix]

weve given too much attention to the baby

digress

[feral hollow]

good point

[grim edge]

I’m NOT a baby.

[bright glade]

he's 2400 rated so he knows more than you might ever know in 4 lifetimes

[vocal hazel]

I will remember it and dm you went your above 500 @grim edge

[feral hollow]

hey do you hear anything

[normal hatch]

Fetus

[feral hollow]

I cant hear anything

is that casper oh my god

[digital phoenix]

fifa is sripted

[grim edge]

2400 What? I could beat her

[vocal hazel]

Your head is scripted of lies

[feral hollow]

nah

[digital phoenix]

i have never seen something more scripted in my life

[bright glade]

2400 blitz chesscom, and lasagna/cat overlord is a he

you cant beat him you cant even beat me

[feral hollow]

nah this kid had too much drugs

[grim edge]

Prove It.

[digital phoenix]

nah bro she can beat me i cant beat an engine

[vocal hazel]

What’s more scripted is you saying you can force checkmate with 2 knights 😂😂😂

[bright glade]

play me 1+0 then, ApatheticMoiz, unrated, send me a challenge

[feral hollow]

bet lemme watch

[digital phoenix]

script the game

[grim edge]

Fine. Sent.

[digital phoenix]

ngl bro i would not rely on u to save my life with a chess game

[bright glade]

waiting on it, whats your username?

[feral hollow]

https://www.chess.com/member/apatheticmoiz

[bright glade]

shut up

[feral hollow]

make sure you dont get it wrong

[grim edge]

Sending.

[bright glade]

k

imagine if bro is actually good at chess and trolls us

[grim edge]

Just sent.

[digital phoenix]

no one would do that

[feral hollow]

biggest plot twist

actually might consider doing it later

when I get to 2000 ( if I do )

[bright glade]

did not yet recieve, whats your username?

[digital phoenix]

heres the thing u wont be good then

still

[feral hollow]

;-;

well 1600 in 7 month I think I can improve more before I peak out no?

[grim edge]

It’s my username.

[digital phoenix]

2k online is not good

[feral hollow]

oh yeah

[bright glade]

you can accept the challenge

[teal dragon]

Oh well

[grim edge]

Sorry I’m on IPad I can’t see where-

[digital phoenix]

notifications probably

[feral hollow]

cap

im watching this fight

NAh

bro got checkmated in 6 moves

[bright glade]

💀

[teal dragon]

Skull

[digital phoenix]

HAHAHHA

[feral hollow]

thats actually so sad

[grim edge]

Whatever Cheater

[feral hollow]

I feel so bad

[digital phoenix]

"OH YEAH I CAN DOUBLE KNIGHT MATE OH YEAH"

[bright glade]

how am i the cheater?

[feral hollow]

alright guys wait wait wait I think shes joking

[digital phoenix]

u obviously cant think straight if u do

[digital phoenix]

dude what is wrong with u

[feral hollow]

I think shes a 2500 whos undercover

[digital phoenix]

anyone with a brain would say that was deserved

[teal dragon]

Think straight 🤔🤔🤔

[digital phoenix]

and when u hit 2500 u wouldnt have the energy to do this type of shit

or play roblox

[feral hollow]

because no one that stupid would say cheater after losing 4 moves

[teal dragon]

Life is roblox

[digital phoenix]

they actually do

[lean bolt]

ggs

[feral hollow]

so shes undercover gm

https://www.chess.com/game/live/84782022799

[worn ice]

CherryTreeChelsea2010 (400) vs. ApatheticMoiz (1807)

Move List

1. f3 d5 2. g4 e5 3. Nc3 Qh4# 

[feral hollow]

that was the game

[lean bolt]

i played so bad

[digital phoenix]

do u. not understand. being bad.
i really feel like ur simping here

[grim edge]

It wouldn’t let me take your Spikey piece with my Horse so you’re a hacker 😂 I don’t play with hackers like you

[lean bolt]

i hate myself

[digital phoenix]

accuse one more time ur getting banned

[feral hollow]

what no it also seemed like shes not trying

[bright glade]

you know nothing about chess

[lean bolt]

i was trying I was just playing bad

[bright glade]

do not accuse me of cheating, thats against server rules

[feral hollow]

if she was trying she would NOT get checkmated

[digital phoenix]

accuse one more time please

[feral hollow]

that fast

[bright glade]

if you think i am cheating, report me and move on

[digital phoenix]

stop simping u idiot

[feral hollow]

wut nobody gets fools mated

[grim edge]

Yeah idiot 🤡

[feral hollow]

like how bad do you have to be

[digital phoenix]

new to chess

[feral hollow]

shut up you cant take a joke

[digital phoenix]

ak i will literally rip ur limbs out if i was there because ur iq is literally lower than a roblox player

[feral hollow]

well I wasnt specifiying

alright wait I admit its my fault

I have to go bye

[digital phoenix]

i have never in my life seen a more stupid 1600 who would protect an arrogant new to chess peron

[grim edge]

Oh I love Roblox! ✨

[digital phoenix]

and thats why ur either below 13 or above 50

[lean bolt]

Btw I played with theo today

guess

[feral hollow]

I just thought nobody with a brain gets checkmated that fast but guess im wrong 🤷‍♂️

[lean bolt]

wtf

do you think so little of me

[digital phoenix]

go to 400 elo, play scholars mate, and tell me u dont win

[grim edge]

Way to degrade me :/

[bright glade]

7-2 in favour of indirect

[pallid crystal]

Nobody accidentally plays those two moves first, I'm with you there

[lean bolt]

I went 5.5-4.5

[bright glade]

i was close enough

[feral hollow]

see thank you

[lean bolt]

wtf am i weak

[digital phoenix]

both of u are the source of this server's cancer

[feral hollow]

but I will not be arguing anymore so gn

[pallid crystal]

What is wrong with you

[lean bolt]

i just suck at times

[grim edge]

Thanks for having my back Girl. Us Queens need to stick together You dropped this 👑

[lean bolt]

you tend to catch me at times i suck

[lean bolt]

Yeah, tell them queen!

[bright glade]

you are the 3rd source, if not the 2nd

[digital phoenix]

i have no idea what just happened

[grim edge]

What’s the 1st

[digital phoenix]

but uh yeah u can have a brain and be absolute dogshit at chess

just a very small one

[bright glade]

you are

[feral hollow]

alright your right I admit im wrong

[grim edge]

I thought you said I was the second source-

[bright glade]

if you believe hard enough you can be all 3, even the 4th

[grim edge]

I don’t like odd numbers So can I be the 2nd and 4th-

where did you get it

[feral hollow]

was it shockingly good?

[bright glade]

[feral hollow]

might try it sometime

[grim edge]

dawn

Me knowing I’m the the best chess player ✨

[nimble niche]

"brilliant" moves

[grim edge]

best player my ass

[grim edge]

Prove it.

[feral hollow]

bet I love salmon

[feral hollow]

if you win against martin bot

[grim edge]

i can sit on my phone and still beat u

@grim edge are u like 10

Hello my comrades

[grim edge]

2012 is probably her year of birth

exactly

no age shaming

ik

[grim edge]

youre bad at chess

you dont know how old she is

i also know that

Give me 472 reasons why he doesn’t.

i am a 500

worse than u better than him

i have my rights

[lean bolt]

Go get em Queen!

[grim edge]

😦

[teal dragon]

Damn bro

[grim edge]

@grim edge indirect can prolly beat yo ass

You didn’t have to hurt me like that

[feral hollow]

damn bro why did you say that

[lean bolt]

I'm trash i'm only 850

[grim edge]

u lose to a 600 😂

[teal dragon]

Chess players try not to insult lower rated challenge(impossible)

[grim edge]

still better than 2000s

[feral hollow]

thats pretty accurate ngl

[grim edge]

Nobody is trash other are just putting in more time

[lean bolt]

I wish

[grim edge]

im chickaru btw

[lean bolt]

No it's okay, you don't need to sugarcoat it

[sterile tusk]

Im Maggus Klarsen

[lean bolt]

I know I'm ass at chess

[grim edge]

totally

[lean bolt]

My enemy

[grim edge]

Fair but everyone is a Chad in their own right

[teal dragon]

Leave people be

[grim edge]

arch nemesis

You’re good at chess but do you have a Girlfriend

[grim edge]

he was satire

[lean bolt]

He's married

[upbeat viper]

owo

[grim edge]

anna W

[lean bolt]

I need mooooooooooon

[grim edge]

@dusk delta gay

[grim edge]

Brother is fond of a 11 year old

[lean bolt]

Moon is very unreliable coach

[digital phoenix]

im a girl idk what ur talking about

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

Thanks for having my back Girl. Us Queens need to stick together You dropped this 👑

[grim edge]

haha sure

[grim edge]

Bro you are probably a spy by the government everyone knows girls aren’t real (I am not schizophrenic)

should i shave

[teal dragon]

Get basted speedrum

[grim edge]

i meant my face but alr

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge chill

[teal dragon]

Shave what 💀💀💀

[grim edge]

Mb

[grim edge]

my facial hair

I thought it was funny

[teal dragon]

What hair 💀💀

[grim edge]

ye

[teal dragon]

Hes like 12

[grim edge]

u jus mad i grow hair 😭

[teal dragon]

Facial hair? More like peach fuzz

[grim edge]

16 in october

[grim edge]

Show me.

You’re*

[teal dragon]

Please shave that shit its probably super fine

[grim edge]

What list 0.0

[grim edge]

ill face rev but not w my hair

[sterile tusk]

So ur gonna get bald or what

xD

[grim edge]

i shave like twice a week

[grim edge]

Do it Now.

[hallow mirage]

Will chess.com consider adding cute femboy bots for the September bots

[grim edge]

im mixed brown so beard genetics are crazy

[teal dragon]

So why u asking chat

[grim edge]

partially me too

[lean bolt]

Beg them to add an inferno dragon bot

[grim edge]

dm me

[hallow mirage]

that would actually be really nice

[digital phoenix]

my inferno drag is lvl 13

[hallow mirage]

yo nice

[sterile tusk]

My inferno drag is lvl 12 😢

[hallow mirage]

same. waiting for the legendary book of cards that will prob be in the season shop in december

[lean bolt]

You disgust me

[jade solar]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/84782614977?tab=review

[worn ice]

LOVELYSNEKO (888) vs. chelseaontop3 (920)

Move List

1. e4 [e5] 2. d4 d5 3. dxe5 dxe4 4. f3 Nc6 5. fxe4 Nxe5 6. Qh5 Bd6 7. Bg5 Qd7 8. c4 g6 9. Qe2 f6 10. Bf4 Nc6 11. Qf3 Nd4 12. Qd3 Bxf4 13. g3 Bg5 14. Nf3 Nxf3+ 15. Qxf3 Ne7 16. h4 Bh6 17. Qxf6 Rf8 18. Qe5 b6 19. h5 Ba6 20. hxg6 hxg6 21. Rxh6 Bxc4 22. Bxc4 O-O-O 23. Ba6+ Kb8 24. Nd2 Qxd2# 

[digital phoenix]

or u could use wild cards

[hallow mirage]

thats literally what i was thinking lol!!!

[sterile tusk]

But ill probably Level it to Play super gay Decks 😈

[jade solar]

someone do game review pls

[grim edge]

pay

[hallow mirage]

i reviewed it :>

[jade solar]

tysm

[hallow mirage]

no problem G

me neither

[digital phoenix]

im f2p stop giving excuses

i had 16 legendary wild cards used on miner

[raven dock]

sup chess people

[tawny zenith]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sterile tusk]

Im F2P too and got Like 30 maxed cards and i was very inactive

[tawny zenith]

a

[unique stump]

Clash Royal talk?

[sterile tusk]

Yes

[unique stump]

nice, haven’t played that game in a bit

[raven dock]

no.

[hallow mirage]

i used wild cards to get my log to level 14

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> noodleboysimp

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Rapid: 1330 (1762 peak)
Blitz: 1732 (2031 peak)
Bullet: 1210 (1908 peak)

[hallow mirage]

supercell might sue though they might have to call it somethin else

[raven dock]

you lost too much elo lol

[unique stump]

Yea

[raven dock]

why

[unique stump]

Bullet too fast, I can’t think and for rapid I just lost my first few games so i lost 100+ elo

[crystal jewel]

Where did this come from bruh

[harsh coyote]

I queued against radioactive specimens that only knew the london I have never wanted to end it all as much as I do when i play chess Every time i play has 90% chance of being two autistic apes holding each others mutated wangs

In all my years i never came close to something so trash as this trash

[hearty mural]

new copypasta just dropped

[torpid sonnet]

hey

someone wanna play a match?

[teal dragon]

Suncream companies after inventing UV rays 🤑🤑🤑

[grim edge]

tf

[torpid sonnet]

someone wanna play a match in chess.com rq?

[gloomy vector]

HOW IS THIS NOT BRILLIANT JAIEOFIEICHISHXIWJ

[somber plume]

https://play.chess.com/t34Nd

[somber plume]

https://play.chess.com/t34Nd

[torpid sonnet]

sorry i didnt see the message

[somber plume]

k

[torpid sonnet]

lemme join

[lean bolt]

Brilliants are marketing lies, don’t worry about them

[grim edge]

Why were u banned

Fr

Baguette?

[upbeat viper]

nah he lying

[grim edge]

Huh what did you say that got you banned

[upbeat viper]

he asked for it

:')

[grim edge]

He said ban me or sum

?

[upbeat viper]

exactly

he just asked

[grim edge]

Lol

Hahahahahaaha

[rain depot]

guys

guys I need help

[grim edge]

RIP brother

He got silenced by the maffia

[gloomy vector]

Bro I got it before

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper what did u do to him 😭

[rain depot]

I need to play against 1900 rated players, A LOT of 1900 rated players, im getting ready to play in a tourney, my first one

please help me

[grim edge]

Are you actually 700?

[rain depot]

1050

[grim edge]

Play what you're confident with, but try to expand your opening knowledge in those openings, that's all you can do in short time

Your chess.com profile says smthing else

[rain depot]

im studying the Sicilian rn, bro its in 2 days

on chess.com 1050

but for fide, its 0, never played it

[grim edge]

Nah 991 is your peak

[rain depot]

the tourney is day after tomorrow

[torpid sonnet]

good game

[rain depot]

RevanChampion21, 1500 is my peak

[torpid sonnet]

and urs?

[grim edge]

Mb

[rain depot]

yes

[grim edge]

My advice is resign if you lose a piece, don't put yourself through pain every game

[grim edge]

1208 🥲

[rain depot]

np

[torpid sonnet]

then...

[grim edge]

I suck

[torpid sonnet]

nah

[rain depot]

wdym? if I lose a pawn, I just resign? hell nah

[torpid sonnet]

i suck

[grim edge]

Pawn is not a piece

I just always play Nf6 no matter what I face as black

[torpid sonnet]

do it when u r in endgames and with 1-4 pieces

[rain depot]

ah I see, but nah, I mean I gotta try

cmon guys, I need to play 1900s please

[torpid sonnet]

someone wanna play a chess game before i go to sleep or watch netflix

[grim edge]

Either I am playing Budapest gambit or Alekhine’s

[rain depot]

sure

[torpid sonnet]

elo?

[rain depot]

RevanChampion21

[rain depot]

1050

[tawny zenith]

aaaaa

[torpid sonnet]

no hate but, i dont play player lower than 1800

[grim edge]

If you lose a piece against 1900 and continue playing you will humiliate yourself, and if that happens every game you will have a terrible experience. Resigning in the right time makes you feel good about yourself even when you lose.

[torpid sonnet]

or 1700 at least

[rain depot]

please sir, just one game

🙏

[torpid sonnet]

rated or unrated?

[rain depot]

unrated ofc, I just want practice

[tawdry sluice]

🤯

[torpid sonnet]

okay

sned link

[rain depot]

ty sir

[torpid sonnet]

np cc;

want me to go easy on u?

or normal or hard?

whats that?

[rain depot]

no, hard, go as hard as you can

[torpid sonnet]

if i do that i would get banned

[rain depot]

no you wont, dw

[torpid sonnet]

okay

[rain depot]

https://play.chess.com/9JEK7

[torpid sonnet]

ill try my best

[rain depot]

ty friend

[sly ledge]

me fr

[rose thunder]

bro I cried when I first saw this

[sly ledge]

yes it was very emotional

[sly ledge]

idk u should probably play if u have 2 pawns for it

also as a near 1800 who has played against 2000s that's bs

[crude whale]

gm

[nova verge]

Hey what’s up

[sly ledge]

unless you're talking about fide 2000s aren't rlly strong if u think about it

[nova verge]

Strong as an OX

[crude whale]

the improvement arc starts today

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> demhaaaa

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Rapid: 490 (peak)
Blitz: 227
Bullet: 604 (613 peak)

[crude whale]

😢

[nova verge]

WHY R U UPSET

their there

[boreal cosmos]

They are

[sly ledge]

I was talking about lichess

asylum moment

[torpid sonnet]

ggs

[pulsar bear]

uhh.. what? that ain't no 3. Bg5

[nova verge]

Lock her up

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> noobgamerryan

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Rapid: 1083 (1184 peak)
Blitz: 858 (1066 peak)
Bullet: 400

[crude whale]

in a months time they'll call me hakaru nikamuru

[torpid sonnet]

w?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Camila H (pwpx)

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Rapid: 2053 (peak)

[sly ledge]

bro only played rapid

[heady blaze]

i may or may not be trash at the game

[rain depot]

gg wp

[sly ledge]

be like me I have never played rapid

[torpid sonnet]

bullet just in lichess

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> danktillon

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Blitz: 1789 (1807 peak)
Bullet: 1239 (1606 peak)

[torpid sonnet]

2700 bullet in lichess

[rain depot]

@sly ledge please play me

[crude whale]

people on lichess are actually so fast

[sly ledge]

why

[rain depot]

free elo?

[sly ledge]

no

[rain depot]

fine

im going to a tourney day after tomorrow

[torpid sonnet]

i have 2 russian friend that r +2600 elo in bullet

[rain depot]

and I gotta practice

[torpid sonnet]

against me? ;cc

[sly ledge]

study theory or endgame practice

[sly ledge]

ok

[torpid sonnet]

the one who studies doubts abt his knowledge

[torpid sonnet]

i was kidding, am done playing for today

[rain depot]

how?

[torpid sonnet]

plus i have a tournament tmr

[rain depot]

is there a video/ site where I can do this?

[sly ledge]

yt vids or smthg like that

[torpid sonnet]

ask me in dms, ill teach u

[nova verge]

Goodluck !!!

[rain depot]

yay

[torpid sonnet]

how would a -2000 elo knows?

[torpid sonnet]

dm me then

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[sly ledge]

bruh the only theory ik is from stockfish

and stockfish theory kinda sucks ngl

[rain depot]

yes sir

[nova verge]

1 fish 2 fish red fish blue fish

[torpid sonnet]

engines arent always correct

[sly ledge]

yep that's why I said it sucks

[frozen plume]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/84785616605 san anyone review this for me?

[worn ice]

RoymanDay69 (284) vs. AphixJS (272)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 d6 4. dxc5 dxc5 5. Qxd8+ Kxd8 6. Bb5 g6 7. O-O a6 8. Bxc6 bxc6 9. Rd1+ Kc7 10. Bf4+ Kb6 11. Rd8 h5 12. Rxf8 Kb7 13. Be5 f6 14. Bc3 g5 15. e5 g4 16. exf6 gxf3 17. fxe7 Rh6 18. e8=Q Bd7 19. Qxd7+ Kb6 20. Rxa8 Nf6 21. Qa7+ Kb5 22. Qxa6# 

[torpid sonnet]

i already spent my review

[frozen plume]

damn

anyone got premium?

[sly ledge]

u would probably have a better chance of someone reviewing it at #💬〡chess-talk

[void tide]

i rewieved but i have not premium

[minor owl]

stockfish wants me to make goofiest moves for no reason

[frozen plume]

the only reply i got was a dad emoji

[sly ledge]

look into it for more than 5 moves

[nova verge]

The goofy movie

[rain crest]

7/10 game not as much fun to watch as Oppenheimer

[minor owl]

i cant even see that shi bro am 800

[frozen plume]

give accuracy

[rain crest]

theres a reason

[minor owl]

ig

[sly ledge]

yes but stockfish only recommends the best move no matter ur elo

[rain crest]

800 elo criticises stockfish’ decision making

[minor owl]

ye

i am lowkey better

[sly ledge]

instantly regrets it

[nova verge]

Kan-YE

[minor owl]

what is bro doing

[sly ledge]

my friend is 3000 fide

[rain crest]

You won’t believe what happens next (800 elo is wrong)

[torpid sonnet]

i just felt bad in one game

[nova verge]

BI-Polar

Polar bears

[torpid sonnet]

against a 2265 elo

[minor owl]

no i watch xqc play chess ik what i am talking about

the wooden sheild is peak strat

[sly ledge]

is a bi polar a polar bear which is bi

[rain crest]

My mistake I didn’t realise who I was talking to

[nova verge]

Yes

Fish sticks

[minor owl]

anyways stockfish is now the underdog

[torpid sonnet]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/84771800457

[worn ice]

RatingsRequiem (2268) vs. pwpx (2013)

Move List

1. b3 Nf6 2. Bb2 e6 3. Nf3 d5 4. e3 Bd6 5. Be2 O-O 6. O-O c5 7. d3 Nc6 8. Nbd2 Qc7 9. h3 b5 10. c4 bxc4 11. dxc4 Bb7 12. cxd5 exd5 13. Rc1 Rae8 14. Bxf6 gxf6 15. Nh4 Ne7 16. Bd3 Ng6 17. Qh5 Bc8 18. Ndf3 Be6 19. Nd4 Bd7 20. Ndf5 Rd8 21. Qh6 Bxf5 22. Nxf5 Bh2+ 23. Kh1 Kh8 24. Qg7# 

[minor owl]

alpha zero pog

[sly ledge]

stockfish sucks fr

[torpid sonnet]

check this game

i know my mistake ig

[grim edge]

i hate life

[minor owl]

mood

[nova verge]

NOOOOOO

[sly ledge]

bro choose the shit colour trusted role

chose

[minor owl]

i can choose my colour

[nova verge]

I can’t

[cobalt gate]

I play chess and i talk to opponent good luck have fun and it becomes unavailable to chat, is it cuz they block me?

[sly ledge]

b3

[minor owl]

uh

[minor owl]

yes they hate u

[nova verge]

B4

[sly ledge]

wait people actually play the morden defense

[cobalt gate]

Damn all i said was good luck have fun, thats crazy

Every game i say that they block me

[torpid sonnet]

lol

[nova verge]

No hate for chess

[sly ledge]

modern

[nova verge]

Modem

[sly ledge]

morden

[minor owl]

if u get destroyed and they tell u " ok thats a good game by you i cant imagine a bad one" wont u block em

[nova verge]

mirder

**mirder

[cobalt gate]

I mean i would say thanks

[nova verge]

Oppps

[cobalt gate]

Guess they were better than me, i cant blame anyone but me so

[nova verge]

Damn spell check

[cobalt gate]

Unlike league of legends

[nova verge]

Lol

[minor owl]

guys

caro kann thoughts

[nova verge]

And girls

[grim edge]

the anna girl thinks im hot 😭

[cobalt gate]

I think its very complex, only for high elos

[minor owl]

what

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[minor owl]

i play it 🗿

at 800

no one knows how to play against it

[cobalt gate]

Whats ur elo, i am around 800, the opponent dont know what’s happening i dont know what’s happening

[sly ledge]

did bro just say caro kann is complex

[cobalt gate]

Yeah im new

[nova verge]

Ghenghis Khan

[minor owl]

ya there are like 4 variations tops

of caro cann

[nova verge]

Khan Academy

[sly ledge]

ok I can forgive u then

[cobalt gate]

I think its complex, but i think queen check can counter

[stable jungle]

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[minor owl]

what

[nova verge]

You’re cheezy

[cobalt gate]

I been having good games all day today, gained like 50 elo both on 5 mins and 10

[minor owl]

i got 300 elo in my last month

[nova verge]

5x10=50

[minor owl]

and stock fish didnt gain any

[cobalt gate]

Damn

[minor owl]

so i would argue i am catching up

[drowsy lodge]

anyone wanna play ag ame

[cobalt gate]

Yes

[minor owl]

rating ?

[nova verge]

Rating 10/10

[cobalt gate]

Practice game pls

[torpid sonnet]

?

[nova verge]

Yes 100%

[minor owl]

guys thoughts on the halloween gambit

lowkey underrated ong fr ngl

[nova verge]

Spooky season

10/31

[minor owl]

but why

u get the entire centre then u can easily violate his knights

[mossy obsidian]

hello

[cobalt gate]

Ur 800 elo and u know gambits and opening u will get higher soon

[nova verge]

No violating

[cobalt gate]

I am stuck cuz i cant think and i dont know openings

[minor owl]

hope so

[grim edge]

He is a 1000, it's 900 points difference...

[sly ledge]

bruh

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

Yes bruh?

[minor owl]

play caro kann on black to gain advanage almost 80% of the times in 800 elo noone knows wtf going on so take benefit

[sly ledge]

play me cuz yes

[nova verge]

Betty White lived to 99

[cobalt gate]

Alr ill check it out

[minor owl]

watch

chesspage1

[nova verge]

And learn

[minor owl]

best channel

search " caro kann chess page 1" he better than levy levy is trash lowkey

[nova verge]

AWESUM

the summation blah blah blah

[minor owl]

ye

[tardy holly]

anyone interested in reading a fantasy novel

[minor owl]

wtf

[grim edge]

I will literally stab anyone who forces their pets to be vegan.

[minor owl]

agree

[tardy holly]

pretty sure the pet will bite them before u manage to stab them

[crude whale]

vegan pets? people do that?

[sly ledge]

I swear this chat is so random

[nova verge]

The cats look nuts

[grim edge]

Yes. Horrible ppl

[nova verge]

According to Joe Rogan

[sly ledge]

it's like an ai generator

[crude whale]

imagine not feeding a pitbull meat

[minor owl]

lol

[nova verge]

Yep

[grim edge]

He would die in a month.

Its basically pet abuse

[nova verge]

100%

[torpid sonnet]

???

[grim edge]

Animal abuse aint cool. A dogs life is more important than a persons to me

[sly ledge]

anyone seen that vid where a person let their dog choose vegetables or meat to prove he is vegan by choice and he chose meat

[crude whale]

honestly i myself would rather eat raw meat before going vegan but for a dog its easy as they like raw meat anyway

[civic walrus]

Fair enough

[nova verge]

I can’t do raw meat unless it’s sushi

[minor owl]

mr beast is offcially a grape guys its confirmed

[crude whale]

i mean there are some meats that you could eat raw but some to avoid

[sly ledge]

Mr Thanos

[nova verge]

100%

[minor owl]

i saw it happen myself

[nova verge]

Squash grapes for wine

[minor owl]

anyone wanna play real quick am 800

[sly ledge]

bruh wtf there's like 4 seperate conversations in the span of 2 minutes

[nova verge]

Jesus turned water into wine

[grim edge]

Based dog

[sly ledge]

I meant 5

[nova verge]

I was born in 95’

[minor owl]

do u guys know oppenheimer and einstein played a game of chess once

[grim edge]

Jesus was the best alchemist to ever exist

[sly ledge]

ok so this could count as 7

[nova verge]

-995

[grim edge]

Yep and it was awesome

[crude whale]

i just really love women honestly

[sly ledge]

8?

[grim edge]

Same bro they awesome

[minor owl]

not really oppenheimer threw hard like wtf was blud doing

[nova verge]

I love men and women but only date men

[grim edge]

Drugs

[nova verge]

Acid burns

[crude whale]

by the way why is it called a living room

[minor owl]

einstain clapped

[sly ledge]

bruh

[nova verge]

No idea

[crude whale]

i dont get it i mean i thought it was always called the main room

[sly ledge]

10 seperate conversations in the span of 3 mins

[nova verge]

My house calls it the Family Room

[sly ledge]

very cool I guess

[minor owl]

oppenheimer when he realized his atomic bomb explodes :

[somber merlin]

I hate the garbage game review thing from chess.com. it doesnt tell u any dmn thing that u couldnt see. U make a mistake move " this move was balanced but now u are worse". What does that mean ffs. What did i overlook or what principle did i mess up. Chess.com diamond is a scam

[minor owl]

its very minute dont matter

[somber merlin]

?

[minor owl]

minute: something small

[sly ledge]

bro use self-analysis for that move

[somber merlin]

No its not cuz im tryna figure out what i did wrong

[minor owl]

[sly ledge]

11.51 inches

[somber merlin]

I do but whats the point of game review. I could do self review myself

[nova verge]

I liked analysis in College

[minor owl]

the only moves that matter are blunders and mistakes

inaccuracies are insignificant

[sly ledge]

u bought premium ur fault

[sly ledge]

so that's why you're 800

[somber merlin]

Im asking minute as in the move mistake or my frustration with chess.com

[nova verge]

Tutor

[somber merlin]

It was on a mistake read

[nova verge]

MTH

[somber merlin]

Orange mistake thing

[minor owl]

half of the time u end up doing what stockfish wants u to do but later on

so thats why u just have a different way of going about it

[minor owl]

then ur actually just bad idk

[sly ledge]

so you're opponent didnt see what would happen

[nova verge]

That’s what we call it at MSU

[somber merlin]

I didnt. Its the free 30 but im asking why offer such a sh** srrvice

[sly ledge]

he meant meth

[somber merlin]

1754 rapid mr. 800

[minor owl]

ok but i am better so ya

[nova verge]

Yeah right

[sly ledge]

bruh wtf you're angry about a free service

[nova verge]

I ain’t getting banned

[stuck kestrel]

connect ur account then

[minor owl]

rating dont matter 🗣️ 💯

[stuck kestrel]

ok ur 600

[somber merlin]

Better than 99% on the site so dont care

[minor owl]

blud think he onto sumn

[somber merlin]

Not when it offers no help

Well it is on chess.com users

Not every player in the world

[minor owl]

real

[stuck kestrel]

connect ur account if u want anyone to take u seriously else people gonna think ur a troll

[somber merlin]

Still better. Why those inactives so low elo before quitting

[minor owl]

cuz i am a troll u think i seriously said " rating dont matter " blud what

[nova verge]

Trolls belong under the Mackinaw Bridge

[somber merlin]

Im just saying why offer a service that offers no help

[nova verge]

Simply orange 🍊

Jail time

[stuck kestrel]

u sound dumb so i thought u seriously did say that

[sly ledge]

still it's free

u came here to rant tho

[minor owl]

u cant hear me so how can i sound dumb

[somber merlin]

Free poop is still poop

Uh huh

[minor owl]

ye so dont use the poop lmao

[stuck kestrel]

yes ur definitely dumb

[nova verge]

I’m in the bathroom now

[sly ledge]

actually it can be used as manure after it decomposes no it's actually not that bad

[nova verge]

Good for planting

[keen parrot]

average age of chat is 11 right now

[crude whale]

you cant be in a chess.com DISCORD SERVER talking about "rating doesnt matter" 🤣

[minor owl]

mfw i realise chess.com users think i am dumb :

[stuck kestrel]

only certain types of poop can be used as fertiliser

[somber merlin]

Not in the world wide player thing cuz chess24 lichess etc but on chess com it is comparable

[stuck kestrel]

now that ur here its down to 7

[minor owl]

ya sarcasm my guy

[keen parrot]

your rating doesn't matter, i would still clap you any day of the week

[minor owl]

holi shit people here have no idea how satire works

[minor owl]

finally someone who gets me

[sly ledge]

yes but it still counts

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[stuck kestrel]

we do but ur jokes are just not funny

[crude whale]

i think alot of people here would im like 400 bro 🤣

[grim edge]

Why are ppl so obsessed with black holes? Like its just a small sphere of very high compacted mass, simple as that

[nova verge]

Suckers are good

[minor owl]

ye very simple

[keen parrot]

a hole is a goal

[nova verge]

Dum dum the best

[grim edge]

Fr fr

[upbeat viper]

so many just joined

[minor owl]

i bet a black whole cant beat me at chess

[sly ledge]

both ways?

[stuck kestrel]

because they are mysterious

[upbeat viper]

connect your accounts

[worn ice]

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[upbeat viper]

@grim edge

[stuck kestrel]

u think i havent tried telling them?

[upbeat viper]

idk

[grim edge]

Im sorry i felt funny

[upbeat viper]

didn't look

[nova verge]

Don’t tell me what to do idk you

[stuck kestrel]

they are trolls

[minor owl]

[nova verge]

Trolls with brains

[stuck kestrel]

not u, i want that el cheesy guy to connect to see his rating

[grim edge]

Not at all

[sly ledge]

Bruh I thought u were a troll

[stuck kestrel]

do u know what happens when u enter one

[minor owl]

i am 800 homie

[stuck kestrel]

sometimes

[grim edge]

hi bailey

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

You die because you become a string

[sly ledge]

Um u get sucked?

[nova verge]

Hey Cole!!!!

[minor owl]

wtf

[stuck kestrel]

thats just theoretical

[keen parrot]

i wish

[stuck kestrel]

and yr saying ur better than a 1700

[grim edge]

did u win any chess games today

[grim edge]

Its logical, simulated with quantum computers

[minor owl]

ya u become thin strings of mass

[nova verge]

Zip

[sly ledge]

ok then enter a blackhole

[sly ledge]

I didn't mean it that way

[nova verge]

Zero

[upbeat viper]

wowowo

[grim edge]

The room temperature superconductor is bs cuz it needs immense pressure to work :(

[stuck kestrel]

where did the people get that information from.

[minor owl]

we just had a convo about this

[grim edge]

make me proud hailey bailey

[grim edge]

A quantum computer and Einstein’s string theory

[minor owl]

beggars cant be choosers

[nova verge]

I’m working here 🤣🤣🤣

[minor owl]

i m down to get sucked by a black hole

[grim edge]

So how you doing?

[keen parrot]

i want a sick duck

[nova verge]

To take care of it?

[keen parrot]

yes

[nova verge]

Good

[grim edge]

Thoughts?

[keen parrot]

don't change around the vocals

[grim edge]

eating>taking care

[minor owl]

it sucks things so hard people go "screw it imma string now"

[keen parrot]

ducks are friends, tasty friends

[grim edge]

-3 > -1

if they annoy me my family getting treated w a good meal

[nova verge]

100%

Treat yo self

[minor owl]

apparently torme got timed out

[grim edge]

|-3|>|-1|*

[keen parrot]

nice try

[nova verge]

There we go

[grim edge]

Mhm

[nova verge]

I have a grinder for coffee beans

[grim edge]

And i have grindr for homosexual relationships

[grim edge]

i make good coffee

[minor owl]

i have a grinder for grinding the bones of the victims that fall to my halloween gambit

[grim edge]

(I dont its a joke)

[minor owl]

based

[keen parrot]

[tawdry sluice]

does ai sponge had a discord server?

[minor owl]

people really trying to hide their true thoughts and emotions with " ( i dont its a joke) "

[grim edge]

sorry mods

I think mods might be angry with me at this point

Please dont slap me

[minor owl]

dont matter

ur based

[grim edge]

Right

[keen parrot]

slaps you you have been a bad bad boy

[keen parrot]

real

[sly ledge]

every braincell has left my body

[keen parrot]

what

[grim edge]

HUUUUH????

NAHHH BRO

IM TAKING A SHOWER AFTER THAT ONE BYE

[sly ledge]

what did he say

I left chat for 1 second and I missed smthg

[keen parrot]

eh can't repeat it

[sly ledge]

lmfao

[tawdry sluice]

wait

[sly ledge]

he told me

[tawdry sluice]

????

[grim edge]

Bluds a clown fr

[keen parrot]

yummy yummy

[tawdry sluice]

frick

[keen parrot]

mods stop deleting shit i can't be funny

[sly ledge]

wdym bro it wasn't even that disgusting he just changed shit to faeces

[grim edge]

The formality made it gross

[sly ledge]

why does Elon act like a 10 year old stuck in 2014

[tawdry sluice]

I dont have at the speed of light reaction span☠️

[grim edge]

He is

why did i get muted

[keen parrot]

[sly ledge]

cuz u have the shit colour trusted role

[grim edge]

Facts tho

[sly ledge]

did he delete it

[grim edge]

Bro has contacted my dads IT firm before, he worked hard af, for many years, he earned the fooling around imo

[keen parrot]

he is basting rn

the last one

[grim edge]

What? Am i wrong?

[keen parrot]

maybe phrase it differently

[grim edge]

Shhhh

[digital phoenix]

just mute everyone

[upbeat viper]

fr

[sly ledge]

a

[upbeat viper]

children

[keen parrot]

just delete the server at this point

[upbeat viper]

that I can't do

[keen parrot]

hey im NOT a child

[upbeat viper]

yeah

and you're not muted

[sly ledge]

ok child

[upbeat viper]

coincidence ? I think not

._.

[sly ledge]

no I think it's a coincidence

[digital phoenix]

cmon bast mute u know u want to

[upbeat viper]

this chat is nonsense during morning

idk why

[upbeat viper]

cringe apath

[cinder kernel]

chess

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

Was that an e4 game?

[bright glade]

you didnt even see this comeback and call it cringe

[digital phoenix]

how do i get muted for the smallest things and everyone who says all the stupid weird things dont

[bright glade]

just look at it

[sly ledge]

dude there's 10 seperate things happening in the span of a minute

[sly ledge]

I already got muted

[digital phoenix]

u dont look muted to me

[nova verge]

Just got out of a 5 min time out guess I’m a bad kid

[bright glade]

someone was joking about doing bad things to kids and making jokes with guns and school and i dont think jeffery did anything to em

[sly ledge]

yes cuz I'm above the law

[digital phoenix]

we need scipio

only scipio will mute instantly smh

[bright glade]

its even worse because the guy was talking

[keen parrot]

that's basically a slap on the wrist

[digital phoenix]

oh vc?

[bright glade]

no, msgs

[nova verge]

Still hurt 😢

[sly ledge]

ok so would a ban be like a gunshot

[bright glade]

jeffrey

[sly ledge]

wait can u mention the smallest things

[grim edge]

mod

[digital phoenix]

"die" - 1 hour mute

[sly ledge]

bs

[digital phoenix]

"1234 5678 is my credit card no" - 1 hour mute

[sly ledge]

ok I can see why you're gonna get muted

[digital phoenix]

pinged server owner once - 1 hour mute

[keen parrot]

this is las removal

[tawny zenith]

YOOOOOOOOOOO

[digital phoenix]

but ig the server owner one a few people got muted so it is what it is

[sly ledge]

I'm pretty sure that's valid

[cobalt gate]

What makes u get muted

[digital phoenix]

the user named server owner

[cobalt gate]

Cussing?

[sly ledge]

oh

[bright glade]

@iron spade this fella? yeah
oi u talk

[upbeat viper]

fun fact Las

I never muted you

[digital phoenix]

thats a shocker

[sly ledge]

bs

[nova verge]

BS

[keen parrot]

he renamed himself don't and you still ping him

[bright glade]

scipio renamed him

[digital phoenix]

the mods renamed

[bright glade]

he didnt do shit he never talks

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-question-or-argue-with-mods-discord-moderators-staff-admin-gif-19377282

[digital phoenix]

i should be do then

[bright glade]

dont what? what should i not do?

[digital phoenix]

dont or ban

[nimble niche]

bastoura, the holy deity in bastism

[bright glade]

DO NOT THE CAT

[nova verge]

Pretty kitty

[keen parrot]

i dond dog

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[sly ledge]

the master baiter

[nova verge]

Nope

[digital phoenix]

thats actually mutable but idk

[sly ledge]

what

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[sly ledge]

ok u said die so I guess so

[digital phoenix]

but thats not bast so who knows

[nova verge]

Jesus died

4:20

[digital phoenix]

omg religion talk ban

[bright glade]

i was sad after that guy was acting like a physco in the chat but he wasnt muted

[grim edge]

Omg funny time let's goooo

[grim edge]

ion want u to get banned

[digital phoenix]

i feel like mods are on the 2 extremes

[nova verge]

It might be the price to pay

[sly ledge]

idk if they have seen me saying “is bi polar a polar bear which is bi”

[digital phoenix]

one side is doing less than should other just slams

[sly ledge]

am i gonna get muted

[grim edge]

youre the realest person in this server

[nova verge]

TYSM babe

[rough dome]

Definitely

[digital phoenix]

gonna go on my villain arc of snitching

[sly ledge]

btw has anyone seen unity

[digital phoenix]

yeah hes here why

[sly ledge]

snitches get stitches

[raven dock]

lol seems like wrong people are active in the mornings

[digital phoenix]

do u wanna see his banned account maybe

[sly ledge]

I thought he was also cringe

[digital phoenix]

oh yeah hes cringe

[upbeat viper]

3am in america

[upbeat viper]

probably why

like late trolls

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[upbeat viper]

idk

where are you from @nova verge

[nova verge]

Or insomniacs

[sly ledge]

People who get on at 3am to troll are probably high on meth

[raven dock]

1:22 pm here, melting in intense heat

[nova verge]

Michigan

[upbeat viper]

yeah I was right

[grim edge]

Hello guys

[sly ledge]

btw if u wanna see real nonsense u should probably see gothamchess server

[upbeat viper]

hm

[upbeat viper]

it's empty only one chan

[sly ledge]

this is nothing

[raven dock]

really

[upbeat viper]

at least it's easy to mod there

[grim edge]

They banned me there

[raven dock]

literally melting lol

[sly ledge]

I'm also banned so I can't say anything

[raven dock]

why

[upbeat viper]

smh

[grim edge]

Uhhhhhh

I partook in some memes

[bright glade]

theres two tho no? stem, and the chess channel

[sly ledge]

idk if what I did was bannable

[sly ledge]

wdym it's chess and otherstuff

[digital phoenix]

moon club is the only chess server with actually sane people

[sly ledge]

which is mainly other stuff

[grim edge]

I got banned there

[upbeat viper]

maybe

[bright glade]

...that is the "chess" channel i am referring to

[digital phoenix]

also lost 2 fifa mobile games to 90min equalisers gonna break phone

[upbeat viper]

still less than all the chans we have

[sly ledge]

if a discord user Is sane he's acting no discord user is same

[compact mantle]

Hence there are only sane ppl in that club

[upbeat viper]

for example we general chan, chess talk chan, oni chaan, improvement talk chan

[sly ledge]

I meant sand