💬〡general-off-topic

[mossy comet]

jk i dont want to

[nova verge]

Coolio

[grim edge]

as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death

[mossy comet]

i forgot the lyrics

[grim edge]

same

pawns arent real btw

[mossy comet]

I do hakken dance and jumpstyle as cardio

[grim edge]

same

[grim edge]

hello

[mossy comet]

I can eat them right

[feral hollow]

well i had nothing to base it off of so I would have done better then you by all means

[digital phoenix]

u need therapy

[grim edge]

yeah i eat pawns all the time

[mossy comet]

it was a joke

[grim edge]

hii

[mossy comet]

i have long hair but people think im a girl

[feral hollow]

bro is a menace

[grim edge]

😐

[mossy comet]

heres a great dance combo

3 piece tender with mashed potatoes and an iced tea no sauce

[grim edge]

11:11 make a wish

[mossy comet]

i wish that ㅤ

[bright glade]

[grim edge]

i iwsh for a billion trillion dollars

rendezvous with rochambeau

[mossy comet]

i wish i can ripped

only weight i got is 2 pounds do i need a 5 pound dumbell

[nova verge]

I wish for true happiness

[mossy comet]

its 11:12 now shut up

[nova verge]

Hmmm

Nah

[nova verge]

Thanks tho for the offer

[mossy comet]

nuh uh.

[grim edge]

wth is this spotify playing for me 💀

or nah (ft. weekend)

spootify

[mossy comet]

dj myosuke best gym workout

you will become j

[nova verge]

Lollll

Jokes

[mossy comet]

gritty eyes

[grim edge]

hit the griddy

[nova verge]

Hop off the grid

[mossy comet]

do heavier weights have more effect on muscle

[grim edge]

why am i so tired agh

[mossy comet]

i should go to walmar and get dumbell

[grim edge]

yeah

[nova verge]

100%

[feral hollow]

then send me the game

[covert cosmos]

mr eats

[feral hollow]

and let me review or you have no point

[mossy comet]

mrn wgats

[grim edge]

mr butts

[mossy comet]

should i train shoulders so i can look more big

[nova verge]

No cuts no buts no coconuts 🥥

[grim edge]

OMG MY USERNAME CHANGED

[covert cosmos]

who

[grim edge]

AAAAAA

[covert cosmos]

sked

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

[mossy comet]

sked

[grim edge]

i want to practice but i am so sleeby and tired

[mossy comet]

what do yall know me as

[grim edge]

trilobyte

[covert cosmos]

ligma

[nova verge]

Lima ?

[grim edge]

hmm?

[nova verge]

Like Lima beans

[grim edge]

lima beans 🤢

[mossy comet]

yt shorts is so smegma

smegma-

[covert cosmos]

ligma beans

[grim edge]

aint lima an island ⁉️⁉️❓❓

[nova verge]

Prolly

[mossy comet]

nah bruh lima is citrus

its green and it squirts

[grim edge]

I requested for an inactive username to be mine. Then I wondered why my cc account logged out then it opened when I use the new username

[mossy comet]

wait

[grim edge]

it only took like 3 days ig

lima is the capital of peru i am a moron

[mossy comet]

peru my beloved

[covert cosmos]

goblin?

[grim edge]

ohh

[mossy comet]

gobble gobble

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

Turkey time

[covert cosmos]

rererere

[grim edge]

my legs hurt sm 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mossy comet]

o and reo

[grim edge]

[mossy comet]

arms are sexy

[grim edge]

every leg muslce i have aches 😭

[grim edge]

guess what i got two

[covert cosmos]

b

[nova verge]

I’m sorry

[mossy comet]

you have double sexiness

[nova verge]

Bingo

[viral vale]

ligma beans

[mossy comet]

neutra smoking a fat blunt

[nova verge]

Smoking a J

[mossy comet]

neutra smoke

NEUTRA BEING SOLD FOR 6 POUNDS?

[covert cosmos]

wasaawaawwsaaaesswawaww

[mossy comet]

WHAT A DEAL!

[nova verge]

Seal the deal

[grim edge]

hello

[mossy comet]

i used to do leg raises as full 90 degree raises

it hurt and i was strugglin

[nova verge]

Cool so a right angle

[normal hatch]

My wr went from 78 to 50 in one session

[nova verge]

Congrats

[mossy comet]

nah its a left angle

[grim edge]

teehee

[mossy comet]

chinese is priced

OH MY GOD MY FAVOURIT SONG

THE WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN 🗣️🗣️🗣️

GO

[nova verge]

It’s right side up

Halt

[grim edge]

im goign bed i cant do anytihgn im so tired 😭

[nova verge]

Do not run to the nearest exit

[mossy comet]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4psqHaVZS9hIhOCNIs8A4I?si=haAoZycnTyGNNfQZzDTOUw&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A4cYIJ7gF23G19pFyi4yDyv OH MY GOD THIS SONGGG

[grim edge]

blag ive only done like. math today

[mossy comet]

this song will make you do cardio

[grim edge]

oh and i ran like 6km

[nova verge]

Good!!!

[mossy comet]

agrfield do you wan lasaga

[grim edge]

i think i shoulda done stugf before i went running 😭😭😭

[mossy comet]

wen de nashuj is bad

[grim edge]

YEHAG I LOBE LASAGNA

[mossy comet]

de wold is upside dow

[nova verge]

Pasta

[mossy comet]

this song slaps so hard

[grim edge]

im gonna kill jon arbuckle with my hands

[nova verge]

Italy

[mossy comet]

best way to get pumps

[grim edge]

mods dont lock me out for threatening to kill please

[nova verge]

Is to take dumps

[mystic stream]

EASY

[grim edge]

jeffrey i see you i KNOW you want to do it

[mossy comet]

zyzz would probably like this

[mystic stream]

I hit 2600 bullet again lets gooo

[nova verge]

💤

[mossy comet]

ok i will do arms

[green jungle]

Who will make you lasagna if not Jon?

[grim edge]

God Himself

[mossy comet]

me.

[green jungle]

Pro

[grim edge]

omg God????????

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[mossy comet]

im hot at cooking and also h-

[nova verge]

What a joke

[mossy comet]

im hot rn im sweating

[nova verge]

Good

[grim edge]

im under a blanket and still cold

[nova verge]

You’re in hell

[mossy comet]

hes choking he should really swallow -bobby bo jangols

[nova verge]

I’d rather spit

[grim edge]

why. do i get cold so easily

pew pew pew pew

[mossy comet]

hes choking he should really swallow

[viral vale]

bailey u play basketball?

[grim edge]

the workd is cruek and unjust

pew pew pew

[mossy comet]

do you really follow?

[nova verge]

Yeah I hoop

[mossy comet]

reload it and stay focused

[viral vale]

fire

[nova verge]

TY

[grim edge]

On what compulsion must I? Tell me that
--Merchant of Venice

[restive storm]

brilliancy by 2200 rated player

[viral vale]

i do when i can

[nova verge]

my number was 33

[viral vale]

im ass ngl but im working on it

[mystic stream]

smh

[grim edge]

if i am a dog then beware my fangs 🔥🪄🔥🔥🔥🔥

[viral vale]

u played on a team?

[grim edge]

blud is just too good

[nova verge]

High school yeah

[viral vale]

nice

[nova verge]

The Chiefs

[viral vale]

what kinda position

[grim edge]

imma peaksit on 2k elo

[nova verge]

Center

[viral vale]

oh no way

[nova verge]

Yep

[grim edge]

i loved shylock sm. he shoulda gotten his pound of flesh

[nova verge]

I was rebound queen

[viral vale]

whats your build

[nova verge]

5’8 muscular

[grim edge]

so many not connected ppl

i feel threatened

[viral vale]

idfk what position i would even fill, im kinda bad at shooting but im decent at layups and my vertical is getting high every week

[grim edge]

the world is all pink now. u cant escape

[mystic stream]

🤨

[digital phoenix]

red

[viral vale]

and im also good with rebounds and assists

[bright glade]

Impressive

[nova verge]

PG Or something

[grim edge]

@mossy comet yo wanna join the freemasons? we got like eight ppl

[viral vale]

maybe

[grim edge]

red

[fading spruce]

Got way more than that

[grim edge]

freemasonry 🔥🔥🔥

[nova verge]

Yeah idk tho I’d have to see you play

[grim edge]

local chess.com chapter 🥱

[mystic stream]

i was just farming some random 2700 guy lmao

[viral vale]

yeah thats true

[grim edge]

@fading spruce yo if u wanna join the freemasons well take u

[fading spruce]

Freemasons do not need Discordians

[nova verge]

Yeah it is

[fading spruce]

I know you will

[nova verge]

100%

[viral vale]

imma just grind hard asf until i can posterize

[grim edge]

discordian? liiikkeee hail eris yada yada

[viral vale]

on regular nets

[grim edge]

chess needs revamps

[nova verge]

Chess needs vampires

[viral vale]

yeah like they need to all be placed diagonally, move the same way diagonally, and just all be circles

[grim edge]

fr

@fading spruce what do u mean by discordian 😭

[latent pebble]

free my well-esteemed individual Mason ❤️

[nova verge]

Well it’s been fun folks imma watch an episode of South Park then hit the hay 🛌

[viral vale]

fire, gn bailey

[nova verge]

Night !

[grim edge]

----E
get f||or||ked

[strange skiff]

whats this just joined convention

[grim edge]

OMG HI ANITTAA

[strange skiff]

hey calliope!!

sup whismy

[grim edge]

repub if ur a felsic magma

hi anitta

r u felsic or mafic?????????

[strange skiff]

imagine not having silica

couldnt be me

[viral vale]

hi anitta

[strange skiff]

henlo

[grim edge]

felsic 🔥🔥🔥

[strange skiff]

I have that dumb planet of the bass song stuck in my head

[grim edge]

real ones r low in iron and magnesium content 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[grim edge]

u would not believe ur ass, if ten million largemouth bass

[strange skiff]

life. it never die. women are my favorite guy.

[grim edge]

whats a chess

[grim edge]

no goddamn way

holy shit ERIC????

[grim edge]

wtf its like hes really there

[strange skiff]

meeeëm

[grim edge]

can i friend u i need to know eric cartman

[grim edge]

anitta have u read anything by baudrillard?????

[grim edge]

[restive storm]

bro my next opponent also blundered a fork 💀

[grim edge]

man, f||or||k you --E

[viral vale]

bro ure motivating me to make it to 2000 now

now i know its possible, theyre jus like me

[grim edge]

silence of the lambs

my thumb tastes like lime

[grim edge]

i believe it tbh. if i saw manny irl i would punt him across the street

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/reface-gif-23042217

[grim edge]

the lactose intolerant person when i boil their miserable guts with an acetylene torch:

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-lang-meme-lang-gif-25328357

[wispy spindle]

uh oh

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-23192656

today's chat is deader than my soul

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white3d-gif-25271320

💀

[thorny blaze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/999043537230372955/1002270292074307765/nice.gif

[viral vale]

ban plz im begging ban this person

[thorny blaze]

HAHAHAHASHAha

[wind vector]

I played dodnfhein in rapid

[viral vale]

YES you got me

for a split second

[thorny blaze]

LETS GOOOO

[viral vale]

it wasnt too long, like i glanced at my phone then had to do a double take

lmfao

[thorny blaze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/999043537230372955/1002270292074307765/nice.gif

[viral vale]

i was expecting that

[thorny blaze]

damnit

[viral vale]

goofy

[mighty hull]

anyone wanna wager 1$

[hexed rain]

you i almost shi myself

[thorny blaze]

XD

[viral vale]

quit while youre ahead dont make yourself look like a goof

WHAT

i cant type bro i quit

[thorny blaze]

XD

[hexed rain]

ong i just got here and i got jumpscared

[thorny blaze]

:)

[delicate island]

Anyone on for a match?

[thorny blaze]

sure

lets go i think we are same elo anyways

[hexed rain]

yo im almost 900 elo again

[delicate island]

That's nice

[winter ridge]

nice

[thorny blaze]

send inv

[delicate island]

Username?

[thorny blaze]

Duolingoneedstoteachchess

[hexed rain]

yesterday i tilted but tonight im on a roll

[wind vector]

@nova I played rapid and I played doeifjsfunsighnrifjs and won

@winter ridge

are you proud of me now

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> inchos

This is the Chess.com profile of inchos. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1246 (1253 peak)
Blitz: 1087 (1130 peak)
Bullet: 1062 (1102 peak)

[grim edge]

1200

[winter ridge]

gjjj

[viral vale]

nice bro

make sure to take breaks if youre on a losing streak or if you think youre playing worse than usual

[north wraith]

For atheist people here 💀

[viral vale]

dont let it happen again

[wind vector]

he’s like 2250 somehow I thought he was 2000 this entire time

[grim edge]

lmao

[north wraith]

Hi, Incho!!!

It's been a month I haven't use discord

[winter ridge]

dont feel like watching a tiktok

[north wraith]

Idk i just deleted tiktok because it's getting addicted so i started read bible

[thorny blaze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/999043537230372955/1002270292074307765/nice.gif

[wind vector]

that’s dirty

[thorny blaze]

XD

ma bad

[winter ridge]

lmao

[hexed rain]

stop

[wind vector]

jit put a image of a fly so everyone would smack their device to kill it bro is devious

[north wraith]

Can't fake me with a bug xd

[wind vector]

yeah it’s easy to see for you

[wispy spindle]

almost died an online death there

let’s post a safe meme so i don’t get muted for a week again

[wind vector]

oh yeah

new twitter

[wispy spindle]

what

sorry i only use the weather app

[grim edge]

what is that wallpaper

[remote python]

@cold gorge can you send me the photo of gothamchad?

[tepid epoch]

shame on me for not realizing there was a chess.com discord server

[grim edge]

no way u got that username

that is a really cool one

[remote python]

Thank you!

[tepid epoch]

:))

[cold gorge]

Yup np

[remote python]

hes such a chad

[grim edge]

did you buy it?

[tepid epoch]

nope

[cold gorge]

Fr

[grim edge]

damn even better

[wispy spindle]

weather

[wind vector]

why would you think he bought it

[tepid epoch]

i also have an alt thats @1.f4

[grim edge]

becaudse people buy usernames

[wind vector]

ain’t no way anyone’s buying 1.e4

nobody like chess

[grim edge]

it would sell for like 200$+

[wispy spindle]

e4 e6

[wind vector]

chess is a doo doo game

[naive geyser]

Yea fr bro I hate chess

[grim edge]

you should sell it ngl

[tepid epoch]

(1.d4 isnt allowed as a username for whatever reason)

[grim edge]

could make a few hundred bucks

[tepid epoch]

tempting offer ngl

[wispy spindle]

Mods should give me my own channel where I can be unhinged

[wind vector]

ain’t nobody spending more than 20 bucks on 1. f4

[grim edge]

if you knew

[hexed rain]

nvm i blundered a rook

[naive geyser]

[grim edge]

some people even sell 3 characters usernames for like 20$

[naive geyser]

My name means right in Japanese not door or wtv the people call mr

[grim edge]

aaa is going for 6k 💀

[wispy spindle]

como estas

[naive geyser]

How much for orr0

[tepid epoch]

ah right, theres a discord username market

[wind vector]

cause it’s cool

[grim edge]

probably 0 cause its 4 characters

[wind vector]

1.f4 aint

[naive geyser]

😭

[grim edge]

is this cool?

[viral vale]

well thats terrible. try to analyze it when youre in the state of mind

[wind vector]

yes
something like magnuscarlsen would also be cool

[wind vector]

ok e4 might sell for smth decent but not f4

[tepid epoch]

yeah

[wind vector]

like 50 dollars

[naive geyser]

Will tom Brady give me his left arm

[wind vector]

cause c4 is also an explosive

[grim edge]

I mean even 50 is still pretty cool

[wind vector]

prolly worth more to the owner

[tepid epoch]

i got no real intentions of selling accounts but im gonna note it

[grim edge]

I would buy it for 10$

im not joking lmao

[wind vector]

gimme 5 dollars and I’ll take it from you

[naive geyser]

Tom Brady's left arm take it or leave i

[silent spear]

Best defense against kings pawn???

[naive geyser]

Scandinavian 🤓

No shit

I know

I said it as a joke

[grim edge]

against e4 I play e5 🤯

[silent spear]

caro-kahn? Does it like punish or something

[grim edge]

it does something for sure

I mean im not wrong

it does something, doesn't punish but it does something

[naive geyser]

"Caro kann bad" 👆 🤓

[silent spear]

what about if they blunder will it be a good opening to plan for middle games?

[grim edge]

gukesh or pragg?

u didnt get it nvm

I mean u really dont either with e5 but alright

[silent spear]

at my elo should I play it

[grim edge]

I actually dont like to play against the caro kann cause idk antything against it

[silent spear]

500

[grim edge]

I just hope for the best

[silent spear]

Is it for black or white

oh yeah

[naive geyser]

I'm 600 but I ain't 600 I'm better

[silent spear]

better than Sicilian

[naive geyser]

Check out this #chess game: FailedToMate vs chessymattox - https://www.chess.com/live/game/82091462035

[worn ice]

FailedToMate (1600) vs. chessymattox (620)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qa4+ Nc6 5. e3 Nf6 6. Bd2 Bd7 7. cxd5 exd5 8. Qb3 a5 9. a3 Bxc3 10. bxc3 a4 11. Qb2 b5 12. Bd3 Na5 13. f3 O-O 14. Ne2 Nb3 15. Rd1 Re8 16. Nc1 Nxd2 17. Kxd2 Bc8 18. Na2 h5 19. Nb4 Qd6 20. Bxb5 Bd7 21. Bd3 h4 22. Rb1 Rab8 23. Qc1 c5 24. dxc5 Qxc5 25. Qe1 Rbc8 26. Rc1 Bb5 27. Bxb5 Qxb5 28. Qxh4 Nd7 29. Rhd1 Rc4 30. Qf2 Ne5 31. Ke1 Rc5 32. Rc2 f5 33. Rdc1 Nd3+ 34. Nxd3 Qxd3 35. Rd1 Rxe3+ 36. Re2 Qxc3+ 37. Kf1 f4 38. Red2 Qc4+ 39. Kg1 Rxa3 40. h3 Re3 41. Qe1 

[feral hollow]

dont even THINK about sicillian until 1500

is what I recommend

[silent spear]

Sicilian is my main

[feral hollow]

well

[grim edge]

I thought of it when I was 1000 and that kept me back from making progress

[silent spear]

oh

[naive geyser]

Fluke? Tfym

[feral hollow]

I suppose building knowledge of sicillian early on is good

[grim edge]

just the thought of it made me blunder

honestly I was playing the sicilian at like 1k and it was fine (ish)

[feral hollow]

alright look if you want to main sicillian starting 1000 AT least

[grim edge]

I was terrible but that doesn't change the fact that I had decent results

[feral hollow]

I would suggest you to play the easier lines of the sicllian

if you must

[naive geyser]

Ok I'm tired I sleep now

[grim edge]

same

[feral hollow]

taimanov would be better to study longterm

but you must commit yourself if you do

[tepid epoch]

wha

[silent spear]

Najdorf sicilian❓

[feral hollow]

dude

[silent spear]

bruh

[feral hollow]

you know thats the most theortical

[feral hollow]

alright fine what is najdorf's main idea

[silent spear]

idk at all I've never played it

[feral hollow]

explain yourselve and ill allow you

[feral hollow]

well what sicillian do you play?

[silent spear]

look at the video I sent

I'm black

[feral hollow]

dude thats not an actual varation

[silent spear]

what

[feral hollow]

but ill assume the setup is taimanov

[feral hollow]

damn bro crazy

hes 2250

I think

yeah its possible

[silent spear]

I just do that so like if they play 1.e4 I play c5 so that they possibly lose their middle pawn and I defend that c5 pawn with the bishop BEFORE I bring my knight

[digital phoenix]

still cant beat my 3050

[silent spear]

ok I'll play the Caro lol

[feral hollow]

hey good question, how do you get so high rated?

[silent spear]

I only played that type of "French Sicilian" because a 1200 told me to when I was 300

[tepid epoch]

holy hell

[feral hollow]

the highest ive gotten today is 2450 twice

today

[feral hollow]

is it based off on rating?

[bright glade]

he's 2400 blitz so the estimate is based off of your rating

[sweet ore]

Bruh why can’t I send images

[silent spear]

My highest I've gotten was 1500

[feral hollow]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/84765838721?tab=review

[worn ice]

stevenflores03 (1570) vs. Ak_Jet (1601)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Bf5 5. Ng3 Bg6 6. Nf3 e6 7. Bd3 Bxd3 8. Qxd3 Nf6 9. Bg5 Qa5+ 10. Bd2 Bb4 11. c3 Bd6 12. Ne4 Nxe4 13. Qxe4 Nd7 14. O-O Nf6 15. Qh4 Qh5 16. Bg5 Qxh4 17. Bxh4 Nd5 18. c4 Nf4 19. Rad1 h6 20. d5 cxd5 21. cxd5 Nxd5 22. Rfe1 O-O 23. Ne5 Bxe5 24. Rxe5 Rac8 25. h3 Rc2 26. Rd3 Rxb2 27. a4 Rb4 28. g3 g5 29. Bxg5 hxg5 30. Rxg5+ Kh7 31. a5 Rg8 32. Rh5+ Kg7 33. Kg2 Ra4 34. Kh2 Rxa5 35. Rd4 Rc5 36. Rg4+ Kf8 37. Rd4 b5 38. g4 Rc4 39. Rd3 Ke7 40. Re5 Rd8 41. Ra3 Rd7 42. h4 Rxg4 43. Kh3 Rf4 44. h5 b4 45. Rb3 Rxf2 46. Kg3 Rf6 

[feral hollow]

its 2350

thats the game I got to 1600 with

[silent spear]

I haven't even gotten to 1000

[wind vector]

how do you lose to me of all people and get 3000 perf rating like next game skul

[hexed rain]

nah im boutta quit

[feral hollow]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/84663748883 I also lied I got 2000 yesterday my bad

[worn ice]

Ak_Jet (1583) vs. HeracliteanFlux (1565)

Move List

1. [d4] d5 2. Nf3 Bf5 3. c4 e6 4. Nc3 Bb4 5. cxd5 exd5 6. Bg5 Ne7 7. e3 O-O 8. Bd3 Bxd3 9. Qxd3 Qd6 10. Bf4 Qb6 11. O-O Nd7 12. Rac1 c6 13. a3 Bxc3 14. Rxc3 Ng6 15. Bg3 Nf6 16. Rb3 Qa6 17. Qxa6 bxa6 18. Rc3 Rfc8 19. Rfc1 Ne4 20. Rxc6 Rxc6 21. Rxc6 Nxg3 22. hxg3 f6 23. Rxa6 Ne7 24. Ra5 Kf7 25. b4 Ke6 26. Nd2 Kd7 27. f3 g5 28. e4 dxe4 29. Nxe4 Ng8 30. Ra6 Ke7 31. b5 h6 32. b6 Kd7 33. Rxa7+ 

[restive storm]

ok idk what I was doing that game
I thought for like 4 minutes on one move
completely braindead

[sweet ore]

https://twitter.com/ripeli3/status/1686954509669470208?s=46&t=mFvtVvONhqlXs6Wc4Whk9A

Can any of y’all help me out with this

I swear I’ve tried every move

[wind vector]

fr then you like hang a piece immediately skul

[odd verge]

It’s been one hour without chess… I’m shaking and crying. Ever since I watched “The Queen’s Gambit,” I wanted to settle down with a chess girl. But Chess.com is on maintenance I fear I can’t live without chess. I am the GothamChess of chess, I am magnum ultra light, I am the hanger of all queens.

[silent spear]

when will I get better, I've been playing since june

[sweet ore]

I’m getting egoed rn

Wowzers

[feral hollow]

damn bro really went all out for this

[fresh basin]

the fate of the world rests in his question

[feral hollow]

for june you are pretty good ngl

[silent spear]

Magnus Carlsen Magnesium Calcium

[sweet ore]

Ponder on the most random shit ever✅

Help a kind soul in need of salvation❌

Can you help me 1500

[feral hollow]

what rating is u

[sweet ore]

This

I need the best move

I been trying for an hour

[hasty iris]

dm me a picture we dont click links

[feral hollow]

yes is

I like my grammar

[feral hollow]

oh I cliked it

[foggy anchor]

Test

[feral hollow]

its fine

[silent spear]

At 500 Elo, is the Caro Kahn the best opening I can play to punish my opponent's blunders?

[feral hollow]

well yes and no

[grim edge]

I am the chess boom go pipi

[feral hollow]

you'll generally find yourself playing much more endgames ( unless classical varation caro kann )

but you have less chance to blunder yourselve

[grim edge]

Learn modern defense

[feral hollow]

no he die to space advantage

[silent spear]

I don't blunder often

[grim edge]

The amount of times people move the bishop and basically lose the pawn and the rook right away

[foggy anchor]

New name

[feral hollow]

well do you like attacking games?

[grim edge]

Ie crazy

[silent spear]

I love when I can do tactics and sacrifices

[feral hollow]

mhm completely opposite of me, so

[grim edge]

Learn Stafford gambit then

[feral hollow]

in that case

[grim edge]

That’s pretty much exactly what you want

[feral hollow]

you should go for kings gambit or what he suggested

[restive storm]

hi skiwi

[grim edge]

Heblo

[feral hollow]

danish gambit is nice too if you want sacrifices, it has a much higher chance to scarifice

[grim edge]

But yes Stafford gambit isn’t technically forced but for 500 ELO, the position of the pawns and knights is super natural and it’s basically like the Marshall attack for beginners

[feral hollow]

he said he wanted tactical and aggressive

[grim edge]

Where you sacrifice material to go for the jugular

[silent spear]

Since my opponents blunder a lot I love tactics that they miss

[feral hollow]

well duh thats the fun of life

[torpid lintel]

You can just play opening principle here why #1040028251965358121 message

[feral hollow]

whats life without a sprinkle of risk

be honest with me

[grim edge]

Stafford Gambit

Just

[feral hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/416591312792453122/985650163005673572/SmartSelect_20220606-143314_Reddit.gif

[silent spear]

ok

[grim edge]

That

Also unironically playing Greco’s gambit successfully is one of the greatest feelings as an Italian player

Just as soon as they take with the knight with their knight you develop a full scale attack

[wispy spindle]

weird

[feral hollow]

will someone not tell me this is the stupidest brilliancy ever

[hasty iris]

how do u have 2 rating roles

[feral hollow]

idk I dont play blitz alot but I played like 100 games so maybe that?

[digital phoenix]

one is blitz one is rapid

[wispy spindle]

nuh uh

[feral hollow]

wait

[wispy spindle]

Why don’t i got a blitz rating role then

[feral hollow]

good point why do I have two rating roles?

[grim edge]

[feral hollow]

"he who shall use the horse shall use the role"-gotham

[hasty iris]

i think maybe, it's possible that if there is a big enough discrepancy between 2 of your ratings, then you will get 2 rating roles

[restive storm]

bruh

[teal dragon]

Im pretty sure its just a bug

My bullet is 600 elo less than rapid and i dont get 2

[feral hollow]

well I dont think ive ever seen rating for bullet on roles specificly

[grim edge]

blitz and rapid

Just ask a mod and they will remove 1

[feral hollow]

no

[grim edge]

huh

[raven dock]

if thats how brilliants are done then I would get atleast 5 per game

[feral hollow]

see FINALLY someone agrees with me

[humble matrix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[raven dock]

hey back,

[digital phoenix]

u still have locked out tho

[raven dock]

yes

[raven dock]

seems like that person rejoined the server

[mystic stream]

Wut

I hit 2600 bullet pretty kewl

[digital phoenix]

hes not cheating so who cares anyway

[mystic stream]

How do I play qgd as black so I can trick my friends and play it

[jovial jetty]

I think because if Qe5 then f4 and black can't protect their knight

And if Qe6 then Nc7 forks

[grim edge]

oh you were that one who had blood in their pfp 💀

[hasty iris]

ive personally never seen this many rows in excel 💀

[mystic stream]

Wuts that supposed to be

[grim edge]

helooo

[silent spear]

There's so many variations of the Stafford gambit and it's hard to learn for me

[slender oasis]

[full zenith]

Hello

[slender oasis]

Hello

[full zenith]

Wssup?

[slender oasis]

Nothing much, you?

[full zenith]

Just chilling around

[mystic stream]

Don't play it

[odd verge]

[grim edge]

who trynna play

Hi

[grim edge]

I got u send me a link

[silent spear]

So what do I play as a 500 elo

[grim edge]

Preferably 5-10 min range

[mystic stream]

Not stafford

[grim edge]

London

[silent spear]

no

[grim edge]

💀

Queens gambit

Most 500s take c4 so

[silent spear]

Is there anything better than what I play now? (English/Sicilian)

[grim edge]

Well obviously if your 500 elo

[silent spear]

I know tactics and strategy

[grim edge]

Im joking

[silent spear]

So what do i play?

play?

[grim edge]

I play qg

[silent spear]

you sure?

[grim edge]

Ye

Pinkie promise

[silent spear]

ok..

[mystic stream]

Catalan

Semi slac

[silent spear]

what's that

[feral hollow]

dude you did not just tell a 500 to play the catalan

[mystic stream]

Richter rauzer

[hard gyro]

Sup people

[mystic stream]

Najdorf classical variation

[vale summit]

Hi

[normal hatch]

🔥

[feral hollow]

speaking of the catalan

[silent spear]

I love the sicilian

[grim edge]

Make him hate the game 😂

[rose thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[mystic stream]

Catalan op

[normal hatch]

Catalan, Najdorf and Grunfeld

Play em

[mystic stream]

KID main line

[hard gyro]

Just play normal basic principles as 500, you don't need openings.

[mystic stream]

No play Richter rauzer

[tidal violet]

Holy frick writing notations while playing is so stressful

[silent spear]

That's a lie

[feral hollow]

is the catalan the only way to prove an advantage as white?

[grim edge]

No

[rose thunder]

play Rousseau gambit

[hard gyro]

Giving openings to a 500 is like asking a 3rd grader to use 10th grade maths.

[grim edge]

Just be better

[feral hollow]

suprisingly its not, however I know the temptation of learning a opening

so just go learn a fun varation

[normal hatch]

Vienna gambit, except its straight ass💀

[hard gyro]

The reason you're still 500 is not because of your opening, but because you blunder.

[feral hollow]

dude its worse then that

[rose thunder]

African Vienna gambit

[mystic stream]

Vienna game is actually good

[feral hollow]

its basically getting pieced if your into that stuff

[silent spear]

No, I played kings pawn, it doesn't work against 500s who ALWAYS play London, Sicilian, or kings pawn symmetrical

[full zenith]

👋

[rose thunder]

I might have to learn the stinky l*ndon

[feral hollow]

well you do need openings, just not much theory I suppose

[mystic stream]

Bruh play Vienna game

[hard gyro]

Here me out. Play normal principles and make no blunders.

[rose thunder]

if I wanna do d4 stuff

[mystic stream]

E4 bc4 d3 nc3 f4

[silent spear]

I did that

[feral hollow]

trust me already tried it dont do it again

[hard gyro]

The only openings I would suggest to a 500 is Vienna or Italian.

[grim edge]

Lies

[rose thunder]

not gonna see any chances of playing the trompwsky at 1000 level

[feral hollow]

id say let the man play the sicillian

[hard gyro]

Maybe you just suck.

[silent spear]

I'm not

[normal hatch]

Scotch Better

[rose thunder]

always d4 d5 bs

[tidal violet]

Four Knights

[hard gyro]

Too much theory for a 500 to handle.

[feral hollow]

very funny coming from a guy whos 800 points lower then me

[rose thunder]

Ponziani

[silent spear]

I already main the Sicilian

[feral hollow]

look, if he wants to study openings, let him

[mystic stream]

Bruh play ruy lopez

[feral hollow]

what are we gonna do?

[hard gyro]

I'm actually around 850 but whatever floats your boat.

[silent spear]

WHAT DO I PLAU

[hard gyro]

Vienna or Italian

[tidal violet]

Too much even for 1300s,but if u can master it,your basically unstoppable cuz no opponent at that level will know the theory

[normal hatch]

Based.

[hard gyro]

At 500, you don't need it.

[rose thunder]

Play the ponziani

[feral hollow]

trust me hes not gonna listen just let him do it

[hard gyro]

Either he will be a prodigy or he will self-destruct every single game.

[silent spear]

I need an opening that can punish blunders

[tidal violet]

I have faced 1/100 game of Sicilian at 1000-1200 , you don't need it even in 1000s

[hard gyro]

Fried Liver

[bright glade]

helo chat

[feral hollow]

fine well then let him destory himself playing the najorf

[rose thunder]

Ponziani dude, super trappy opening

[normal hatch]

I think thats your job, not the openings

[hard gyro]

Hi Moiz.

[silent spear]

Already tried, they put the queen out

[tidal violet]

Albin Countergambit towards Queens gambit

[bright glade]

[hard gyro]

Did you learn the line to it?

[grim edge]

Should i learn the catalan as a 600?

[frail scaffold]

uhh....is there a truly optimal way to play chess?is chess based on probability or pure calculation?

[normal hatch]

a3 and ur ideas go womp womp

[hard gyro]

Calculation 100%

[feral hollow]

tbh if you really want an opening to PUNISH blunders, then play the jobavo london or the fried liver @silent spear

they really do hurt like hell

[hard gyro]

At the end, Chess is all about "Who will mess up first"

[grim edge]

Single opening for the rest of my chess career 💀💀💀

[frail scaffold]

if someone makes any move.there thousands of way to counterplay it

[normal hatch]

Jobava ftw!

[bright glade]

fried liver > jobava london

[tidal violet]

Still a playable position,they still have to spend a move or two getting rid of my d pawn

[hard gyro]

Agreed.

[grim edge]

I love drawing after 1000 moves

[feral hollow]

he wants openings to punish blunders

[bright glade]

once ur opp defends against jobava london "trap" it wont be super tricky

[silent spear]

Im being told to play multiple openings by 2000s, 1000s and other people please just come to a conclusion

[hard gyro]

Perfect chess be like :

[feral hollow]

so just use the both

[bright glade]

but fried liver can be SUPER tricky

[grim edge]

Fr fr

[tidal violet]

Do u like having fun?

[bright glade]

why learn an e4 AND d4 opening? why not just sticck to one?

[hard gyro]

Yeah, because threats loom around the board for a long time.

[tidal violet]

Or just winning

[restive storm]

I don't think it's called the fried liver though

[feral hollow]

simple answer, have fun dont go wild

[thorny blaze]

Bro

What is this game

[silent spear]

I like winning and having fun

[frail scaffold]

elon musk shitposting is funni

[feral hollow]

oh wait

[hard gyro]

Basic Principles

[feral hollow]

I thought fried liver was black

oh my god I need my pills

[bright glade]

lmao

[tidal violet]

Well,if u didn't like having fun,I would've recommended the London 💀

[silent spear]

I can't just win off of that I tried it multiple times and I went down to 400

[normal hatch]

Play all the dubious openings

[feral hollow]

im so high they call me the magincian

[hard gyro]

Because you blunder in the middle-game.

[feral hollow]

go for the BALLISTIC MISSLE GAMBIT

[silent spear]

keep playing with me and I'm gonna play the catalan

[feral hollow]

best opening no cap

[tidal violet]

Play the London,you won't have any fun

[silent spear]

no

[hard gyro]

Considering it's 500 rating, I kinda agree. At 500, people snap-take stuff

[tidal violet]

But you'd prob win if u don't hang queen in one move

[feral hollow]

it was a joke but ok

[rose thunder]

Actually it might be beneficial (in a way) to start learning how to calculate at early stages

[hard gyro]

No srsly, ICBM is a good suggestion.

[feral hollow]

BALLISTIC MISSLE GAMBIT CULT

[silent spear]

forget it I'm learning the catalan

[hard gyro]

At 500 elo, good luck.

[feral hollow]

I hope you like studying for 30 pages of tests

thats the catalan

[hard gyro]

Exactly.

[tidal violet]

Me sacking a bishop thinking he can only take it one way

[rose thunder]

big chungus Fortnite gambit: Wide variation

[hard gyro]

Catalan has millions of lines.

[feral hollow]

walter white gambit

[normal hatch]

Mfs acting like u need catalan theory at 500

[feral hollow]

Jessie pinkman gambit

[silent spear]

A 2000 gold me to play the catalan so

[tidal violet]

Better than Sicilian ig

[feral hollow]

mike gambit

[rose thunder]

that’s a 2000 lol

[hard gyro]

Bad idea.

[feral hollow]

breaking bad gambit

[silent spear]

so what do I dòoooo

[rose thunder]

don’t play the Catalan pls

[muted basin]

Anyone wanna play rapid?

[feral hollow]

speaking about the catalan, should I be playing the catalan at 1600

[feral hollow]

yo its jessie pinkman

[rose thunder]

u can try the Scandinavian

[normal hatch]

d4 is a blunder

[feral hollow]

we got a gambit named after you

[rose thunder]

Scandi is a nice first opening to learn

[feral hollow]

wait thats actually a good recomendation

[muted basin]

Jessie we need to cook

[grim edge]

Blud played a brilliant move

[silent spear]

but most openings are counters to that???

[feral hollow]

its the most simple and basic yet aggressive opening

[rose thunder]

stfu scandi was my first opening

[grim edge]

Ah yes, moving your queen 3 times in a row.

[feral hollow]

JESSIE, WHERE DID YOU hide the blue stuff

[raven dock]

scandi is kinda great ngl, if you learn the first 10 moves, you can win many beginner games

[tidal violet]

Scandi is black pawn to D5 right?

[feral hollow]

well techically its very simple

even if your moving the queen three times

[silent spear]

English/Sicilian were my first openings

[rose thunder]

1. E4, d5

[feral hollow]

you get simple development

[grim edge]

Its a waste of tempo

[normal hatch]

Atleast Play Modern Scandi, no one is gonna know Bb5+

[tidal violet]

Yeah,allow me to introduce u, D4

[raven dock]

whats your rating

[feral hollow]

well no because the queen can actually control some squares

its hard to touch her

[rose thunder]

who gonna play dat a 500 ratin cuh

[muted basin]

I play KID and London at 800 elo should I change openings

[feral hollow]

wait worded that wrong DO NOT TAKE IT WRONG

[tidal violet]

But tbh Scandi/Caro all these lines that turn the game into the opening u studied instead of playing what white wants are great

[silent spear]

I'm not playing queens pawn

[feral hollow]

scandi is for black

[tidal violet]

Yet u wanted to learn catalan

[sterile tusk]

@raven dock whats ur elo that u say scandi is a very good opening

[raven dock]

higher 900s

[feral hollow]

I can confirm scandi is a great option until 1800

[silent spear]

no like literally just queens pawn not an extended variation is what they were telling me to play

[sterile tusk]

Thats why you say scandi is good

[raven dock]

well ik that

[rose thunder]

no WAY did bro say scandi is good at 900

[faint acorn]

Anyone watching fide wc

[raven dock]

I even said "beginner games" read the full sentence mate

[feral hollow]

guys all jokes aside

[silent spear]

WHY ARE MY 500 ELO OPPONENTS SO GOOD GOTHAMCHESS IS TELLING THEM TOO MUCH

[faint acorn]

Hikaru held to draw by karthik venkataraman

[sterile tusk]

I Had a scandi Player at 1500 who got tempo on his queen 5 Times and then blundered it 💀

[normal hatch]

Scandi is fine. No one knows how to actually punish it

[feral hollow]

play modern scandi then

[sterile tusk]

But if u know it its alr

[feral hollow]

nerd

[muted basin]

Is Kings indian good to use at 800 elo

[faint acorn]

Tenisson gambit fr beginners

[feral hollow]

Im actually dying right now this is so funny

[sterile tusk]

I mean Like Scandi is Not Bad but there are better openings to get more development

[grim edge]

640

[silent spear]

I give up on gambits

[feral hollow]

well im gaining development on your mom hows that

[tidal violet]

Yes

[rose thunder]

play trompowsky

[muted basin]

Alr thanks

[normal hatch]

London Mouseslip

[feral hollow]

actually I misworded that we developed you @sterile tusk

[muted basin]

Anyone wanna play rapid?

[tidal violet]

LOL

[feral hollow]

best opening for london mouseslip

[normal hatch]

Based if u play Raptor Trompowsky tho

[tidal violet]

Trompowsky? you mean London:Mouseslip variation?

[feral hollow]

wait trump should be called london misslip

[rose thunder]

I haven’t been exercising my trompwsky knowledge ima go do that rn

[silent spear]

Y'all are trying to bait me out of what a 2000 said when you're lower than 2000 so I'm just gonna play the catalan

[sterile tusk]

Caro, E5, Sicilian, Russian > Scandi

[bright glade]

trompowsky is more respectable when compared to lodnon

[normal hatch]

2000s are bad🥱

[bright glade]

london is goofy

[feral hollow]

guys guys calm down we all know that the most powerful opening beat magus in two moves

[bright glade]

if you're 500 then dont play the catalan, kinda complicated opening, i would instead recommend a more simpler e4 opening like italian, scotch, vienna or d4 queens gambit

[feral hollow]

"chess speaks for itself" opening

[tidal violet]

Bongcloud , Accelerated variation

[sterile tusk]

I Just Play Kings Indians no one can Play London on me

[feral hollow]

wait no chat gpt varation

[silent spear]

OH A 2100(opinion overrides)

[bright glade]

you dont need an opening btw, you need opening principals and tactical knowledge

[sterile tusk]

Thats the best opening actially

[feral hollow]

thank you someone actually said it

now he listens

[undone bridge]

A titled player lost as white playing the london in a FIDE-rated game in 6 moves once lol

[silent spear]

I TRIED THAT STOP TELLING ME THE SAME THING

[feral hollow]

nevermind

didnt help back to square 1

[tidal violet]

Take his title away

[feral hollow]

I agree

actually take his account

[bright glade]

please send your losses where you "tried that" in #💬〡improvement-talk and i will look at each one of them and tell you if you didnt or if you lacked tactical knowledge and hung simple tactics

[silent spear]

How am I gonna plan when I have no opening? Plans are based off of openings

[bright glade]

or use #1039982616159465595

[bright glade]

you can plan the opening out

[nimble niche]

I don't play clash much, I just felt like trolling

[bright glade]

have you read the opening principals article even?

[feral hollow]

the plan is develop your pieces and send them into the shadow realm

[normal hatch]

Wait for ur opponent to blunder their queen

[bright glade]

you need to know no theory to play the opening phase at your level

[tidal violet]

Just don't hang pieces

[silent spear]

I have learned opening principles

[feral hollow]

ok listen them

[sterile tusk]

At 500 elo u dont need much opening theory lol

[feral hollow]

right now list all the opening princables

[bright glade]

https://www.chess.com/article/view/the-principles-of-the-opening

[sterile tusk]

But knowing a bit is Not bad

[feral hollow]

dont give him the cheatsheat

[silent spear]

Ik that bro

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-cat-dead-died-gif-13827091

[tidal violet]

Bro anyone here played official OTB games? How do u deal with pressing the clock,writing notations and thinking about the position all at once

[feral hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/hector-reaction-better-call-saul-salamanca-breaking-bad-hector-gif-26109015

[bright glade]

experience

[undone bridge]

Take pawns before castling, move the same piece twice to make threats, push pawns on the king side to grab space and make your opponent wary of castling short

[feral hollow]

not you

[sterile tusk]

This is the best opening. No one can say anything against it. 😈

[feral hollow]

no way thats theory

[silent spear]

develop your pieces, something about castling by move 10, don't move a piece more than twice if you aren't forced to, etc.

[sterile tusk]

Fr i was confused too 💀

[feral hollow]

thats three out of like 60

[tidal violet]

Yeah I'm doomed next week

[bright glade]

please share your losses in which you did this and still lost, use #1039982616159465595

[feral hollow]

I actually beat someone like this

[undone bridge]

Develop your pieces to effective squares, control your fair share of the center

[feral hollow]

it was a 660 when I was 660 rapid

[sterile tusk]

xD

[bright glade]

dont worry about it, notation writing should take 10 seconds, clock takes 2 seconds, and the rest of the time you can spend on making and thinking about moves

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> webbix7

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1483 (1559 peak)
Blitz: 860 (1112 peak)
Bullet: 1066 (1117 peak)

[undone bridge]

Well the main 3 are control your fair share of the center, develop your pieces to effective squares, and make sure your king is safe

[normal hatch]

Dawg, aint no one naming all the openings principles

[sterile tusk]

Ima go for the 1500 real quick

[grim edge]

Can someone help me

[tidal violet]

Alright then,just mainly focus on the board yeah?

[bright glade]

https://dontasktoask.com

[feral hollow]

wait

[bright glade]

yeah, chill, and have fun

[grim edge]

Well now I feel stupid :/

[feral hollow]

WAIT GOTHAM CHESS beating kids?

[sterile tusk]

Yes

[feral hollow]

thats crazy

OMG wait levy beat magus

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 800 (968 peak)
Blitz: 2177 (peak)
Bullet: 1413 (peak)

[coral ledge]

I’m kinda underrated

[feral hollow]

get grandmaster in 10 minutes then

[grim edge]

and do not bludner

[grim edge]

Think about the position
Make the move
Write the move hit the clock

[undone bridge]

Bro is gm gm

[feral hollow]

actually

[undone bridge]

Nah that’s not a principle. You can blunder if you want.

[feral hollow]

get grandmaster 1 minute

[coral ledge]

Bet

[feral hollow]

grandmaster is so easy ngl

[tidal violet]

Write before hitting the clock?

[grim edge]

Also does anyone feel like they player better at a tournament than actually online at the comfort of your home

[grim edge]

That’s what I usually do yeah cuz it takes 20 seconds

[tidal violet]

Oh ok then

[feral hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/witamin-levy-levy-rozman-gothamchess-chessplayer-gif-19486143

[tidal violet]

Probably the pressure cuz at home your just playing to play but at a tournament,your playing for your school,district and stuff

So you would think more and play better possibly

[undone bridge]

Dead aas maybe I’m tripping but I swear you make move hit clock then write it

[grim edge]

Also watching pogchamps is really easy to watch because it’s really interesting that an 800 rated player, if they really really focus can play like a 1300, and then have a lapse of concentration and then tilt the game away

[undone bridge]

I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to write on the scoresheet before your move is over

[grim edge]

Oh

[undone bridge]

Like Wesley so got a game forfeited cus he was doodling on his scoresheet

[tidal violet]

I'll ask my teacher

[grim edge]

Idt my opponents care ngl

[tidal violet]

Later

[undone bridge]

If they do, then you might lose the game tho

Hit the clock then write your move

[tidal violet]

Lose by TECHNICALITY

[grim edge]

and then lose

[undone bridge]

Lose by breaking the rules

[raven dock]

.... when did you start playing on Chess.com

[gloomy vector]

Account was made April 2021 but I got “serious” around Oct that year

[lean bolt]

@ornate ivy are you here?

[feral hollow]

you really played that much games and still is 800?

[grim edge]

I was just crying for 30 minutes because I can’t learn how to checkmate with 2 knights. If anyone can help I will be very happy. 🥺💔

[feral hollow]

you cant checkmate with 2 knights

well not focingly

[grim edge]

What-

[teal dragon]

You can under specific conditions where opponent has 1 pawn left in a certain place

[feral hollow]

so basically do you know never trade bishop for knight?

thats one of the least important reasons

[teal dragon]

Never is a huge overstatement

[feral hollow]

I said

[grim edge]

Oh when my pawn got to the other side I clicked the Horse one though-

[feral hollow]

least important

and yes I know never

[teal dragon]

Are u born in 2012?

[feral hollow]

well duh its false of course but

I could imagine the most useless information

[grim edge]

No that’s when my Puppy muffin died 🥺💔

[teal dragon]

Aw :'(

[feral hollow]

because I can realize the stupidest reasons

thats why

[grim edge]

I feel like they should update chess so you can checkmate with 2 of the horses

[feral hollow]

dude im not serious

are you that stupid

[lean bolt]

who wants to play chess?

preferrably bullet or blitz

no it's only bullet for you

https://play.chess.com/fdAK7

I'm on mobile which is worse

because I can't multi premove

[feral hollow]

yes I overreacted that was my bad I didnt clearify

[grim edge]

Can anyone play chess with me

I had to make a new account since I got logged out ._.

[feral hollow]

I dont think chess was ever updated

was it?

[silent spear]

I accidentally played the Italian

[grim edge]

I feel like if i get enough people to sign a Paper I could change Chess

[bright glade]

https://www.chessti.me/

[feral hollow]

I mean you'd have to change it to something like

two knights get extra squares or more control