💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

I will send challenge link

[spring fern]

wa

[small hull]

on a scale of one to ten how f ed is he

[urban pier]

I need grass

[daring oyster]

isnt touching grass illegal

[grim edge]

solid 10

[grim edge]

Touching grass is illegal

[daring oyster]

Mhm

[grim edge]

Don't do illegal thing

U might get arrested by police

[nova verge]

I love touching grass

[grim edge]

aaa i hate painting white color on a white canva

[grim edge]

whos name is grass

[grim edge]

Don't do illegal things

[daring oyster]

thats illegal

[nova verge]

Your mom

[grim edge]

Lol

[grim edge]

i thought we was cool bailey

[grim edge]

yeah it feels illegal

[nova verge]

I’m playing

J. cole

[grim edge]

you like the music?

[grim edge]

U might get arrested don't do that again

[nova verge]

Yeah I used to back in the day

[grim edge]

fav jcole track rn?

i got wet dreamz

[grim edge]

i kinda have to

[latent pebble]

Not the worst

[nova verge]

Idk right now let me check my playlist

[grim edge]

pass the link

[daring oyster]

my sharpies used to be the exact same colour as my canvas (dont ask why sharpies"

[urban pier]

Bye

[latent pebble]

It's rapid so he's probably dead lost but he can probably swindle

[urban pier]

I’ll just ask my bro to buy me a laptop

[grim edge]

why sharpies

@jolly imp https://play.chess.com/4YNtp

[daring oyster]

why nottt

[nova verge]

Cole World 2011

[small hull]

i did not pay enough attention and i have blundered a plus 5 advantager

now its equal

[grim edge]

never heard

[nova verge]

2014 forest hills drive

It’s the album

[grim edge]

album

@grim edge teach me chess

[nova verge]

I can’t send the songs I have

[grim edge]

wet dreamz is off that album

[nova verge]

No shit

[jolly imp]

Im not playin bro

[grim edge]

u heard utopia yet?

[nova verge]

No Role Modelz

[grim edge]

Why

[nova verge]

No not yet

[grim edge]

rap is good but overrated i gotta say

[jolly imp]

Told u im not playin rn

[grim edge]

wtf u doing

[nova verge]

I’m into country / EDM

[grim edge]

utopia is so good give it a listen

@grim edge

[latent pebble]

Is utopia that Travis Scott shi

[nova verge]

I’ll take a listen soon

[grim edge]

country made me laugh

[grim edge]

yes

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[latent pebble]

Mid

[grim edge]

is you fr 23

[nova verge]

I’m 28

[grim edge]

bet u havent heard it yet

[latent pebble]

Even carti can't save that

[nova verge]

28

[grim edge]

real

[grim edge]

fien is so good

[grim edge]

are u 100 percent real

[nova verge]

Yeah loll

I can’t send pics but yeah

[nova verge]

Send me your SC

[little escarp]

i read ur name as owo

[nova verge]

DM Me

[grim edge]

that’s fascinating

[latent pebble]

Fein mid too

[nova verge]

It is ! 100%

[grim edge]

what made u start chess so late?

[latent pebble]

Music is bad

[nova verge]

I am off work for a month

[final condor]

why?

[nova verge]

I am my own boss I run a tutoring business

[little escarp]

[nova verge]

ABC

[little escarp]

low tier chess

[nova verge]

Academic Building Center

Hey

[grim edge]

OMG I PUT THE WRONG COLOR

[upbeat viper]

ho

[little escarp]

you are worthless bishop ahh knight

[upbeat viper]

hi Pix

it's been a while

where have you been

[nova verge]

I love your name my cats name was Dixie

[stuck kestrel]

banned for cheating

[little escarp]

bruh

[upbeat viper]

hi Doof

[clear sequoia]

Yeah, what's your excuse to only start playing chess in the 21st century?

[rain crest]

28 is still relatively young mate

Fascinating! It’s an adult!

[stuck kestrel]

homophobic remarks get u banned but cheaters get several chances and are allowed to stay here

[nova verge]

What’s an adult?

[grim edge]

what kind?

[nova verge]

Math

[forest steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-gif-25645320

[rain crest]

I’ve heard about them in my picture books

[grim edge]

I started playing chess the year it released 🥱

[rain crest]

I got you beat, I made chess

[grim edge]

how old are ur usual students?

[nova verge]

College/ High school

I tutor up to calc 4

[grim edge]

thats so cool

[nova verge]

Thank you !!

[grim edge]

ill ask u if i need help w math 😭

[stuck kestrel]

i suck at math too

[nova verge]

You should I’m the best tutor

[grim edge]

im quite decent

[forest steeple]

Can I ask you a math related question?

[nova verge]

Not really

Not at all actually not at MSU

LINEAR ALGEBRA is linear algebra

[grim edge]

do you have other teachers working for you or is it just you?

[stuck kestrel]

linear algebra is poggie

[tepid panther]

Yall are the nerdiest nerds who ever nerded

[nova verge]

I have friends who sometimes help with computer science classes but they are getting their PHDs

So they’re busy

[grim edge]

I got you beat, I have your current location and I'm closing in fast

[nova verge]

But it’s just me for now

[grim edge]

i see

[rain crest]

I’m not surprised you’re closing in since I’m right behind you

[tepid panther]

Omg are you John Chess inventor of chess?

[stuck kestrel]

get a coffee on the way

[rain crest]

Nerds? In a chess server? Woah

[nova verge]

I love coffee

[stuck kestrel]

i love tea

[nova verge]

Keeps me up on my devices

[grim edge]

lmao

i love travis

[rain crest]

The man the myth the legend

[stuck kestrel]

is that even a real dude

[rain crest]

Yes

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/john-btb-john-gif-13025623

[nova verge]

John 3:16

[tepid panther]

Not even close lol, it's a chessable ad

Or one of those stupid chess websites

[stuck kestrel]

chessable is poop

its levys site right?

[tepid panther]

Idk

All ik is that there were ads for one

[stuck kestrel]

that shits overpriced as hell

[grim edge]

no thats chessly

[stuck kestrel]

oh

what is chessable then

[worthy rune]

Mhen, how do we form genuine friendships because this Virtual stuff is ineffective. It's funny how everyone wants to be the focus of attention. I really just want to have a real conversation rather than brag about how many followers I have or how skilled I am at gaming.

[acoustic jungle]

olleh

[grim edge]

chess.coms extension with courses from alotta people

if im right

[stuck kestrel]

flexing is lame

[worthy rune]

For real

[stuck kestrel]

ok

[nova verge]

Flexing those muscles

[worthy rune]

It's annoys me

[stuck kestrel]

same

[stuck kestrel]

chess players rarely have any muscles to flex

[nova verge]

Their brain d’oh

[high ledge]

True

[worthy rune]

I thought social media etc should bring people together instead it's full of toxic shit and everyone just want to be a celebrity

[grim edge]

not true

hii

[nova verge]

Simpsons reference

[acoustic jungle]

Challenge: Say something good about the London

[grim edge]

hard to mess up

Hey

[rain crest]

Whats this copy pasta from

[forest steeple]

Why trigonometry is so hard??

[worthy rune]

Nah i'm just been thinking abt it

[grim edge]

it aint

[worthy rune]

fr fr

[nova verge]

Because it’s waiting til marriage

[grim edge]

sin cos thetha tan cosec

[rain crest]

I refuse to believe this isn’t a copy pasta

[clear sequoia]

I studied duogonometry, only 2/3s as hard.

[worthy rune]

Well if you say so

[high ledge]

Duogonometry?

[worthy rune]

There would also be critics

[nova verge]

I like matrices

[grim edge]

thats why hes mod and ur not 😍

[nova verge]

RREF

[clear sequoia]

What's the horizontal shear of [red pill, blue pill]?

[forest steeple]

Not all teachers are like that.

[nova verge]

Does not compute

[grim edge]

this is so boring

[nova verge]

Tell me about it

😜

[grim edge]

bailey teaches daily

[nova verge]

Except this month

[forest steeple]

Can I ask a trigonometry question??

[nova verge]

Idc but unless you’re paying me I ain’t answering

[grim edge]

bailey is a little hailey

[nova verge]

I’m off the clock

[random drum]

Long time no see

[grim edge]

she gets a little jailly

[nova verge]

00:00

[grim edge]

she not frailly

[nova verge]

No sorry

[grim edge]

i rhyeme so good

[nova verge]

You did !

[forest steeple]

If anyone knows the answer to this question please tell me.

[stuck kestrel]

ask Bailey

[grim edge]

im tryna play shes tryna slay and our kids tryna play with clay cuz he a little gay

[nova verge]

You can just Chegg that

[stuck kestrel]

i mean 13ailey

[stuck kestrel]

help him professor

[nova verge]

I’m off the clock

[grim edge]

lets rheyme

[stuck kestrel]

?

[forest steeple]

trigonometry

[nova verge]

I do this for a living

[stuck kestrel]

i know thats why i asked u

[nova verge]

Yes

[forest steeple]

I got the answer.

[nova verge]

I think I gotta check

[stuck kestrel]

ok

[nova verge]

I get calc 3/4 mixed

[grim edge]

bailey off the clock, only text her if u tryna get the block. she got that glock so no one enters her block

[nova verge]

Yeah I don’t know I call calc 3 and calc 4

Or MTH 234 MTH 235

[grim edge]

you a peanut , im tryna hit u in the nut, so u cant eat butt, but u can eat smut

[forest steeple]

Bard is such a great thing invented by google.

[grim edge]

im rhyming

[grim edge]

bard got that credit card with the unlimited shard cuz the Ai smart

yo wtf

u went hard asf

[teal dragon]

Blud is NOT eminem 😭😭🙏🙏

[grim edge]

i like travis scott , i aint a stan but im hungry for his coc

clash of clans

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

That was good

[grim edge]

im number 1

[forest steeple]

I just created a rhyme on chess.

[rain crest]

In my experience the amount of people I’ve run into in real life who actually care about how many followers they have could be counted comfortably on one hand

[nova verge]

100^

[grim edge]

noice

that is so Ai

[forest steeple]

The pawns are lined up, ready to march. The knights are poised to leap. The bishops are flanking, the rooks are flanking. The queen is waiting to slay.

[stuck kestrel]

slay ?

[keen parrot]

transpose into an alapin

[grim edge]

Man play the mugnus Sicilian

[keen parrot]

saves you the effort

[grim edge]

chess is the battle of minds, where forks and tactics stockfish found,
every move calculated, stockfish strategize to leave you behind.
Checkmate,you're done, my crowd roars,
In this game, stockfish thew master, perfect scores

[nova verge]

I actually lived in Eminem’s daughters apartment building at MSU

[stuck kestrel]

eat my coins?

[nova verge]

she’s nice

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[daring oyster]

uh eminem for example is scared to go out of his house cuz he cant walk 2 meters without getting interupted or even sadder when his daughter was young he could not take her outside cuz of the amount of attention he recieves

[grim edge]

yo u a eye patch? cuz im tryna get u to tinder match, wonder whats the catch? nothing just already attach , with my huge batch

[daring oyster]

Hmm i think thats about me

[stuck kestrel]

im a boy

[grim edge]

i know

[stuck kestrel]

[daring oyster]

Are you a boy? Cuz i am 💀

[stuck kestrel]

i dont have tinder

my favourite response

[daring oyster]

everyone

[stuck kestrel]

i also like d4

[daring oyster]

ooh its fun

[grim edge]

i like potato, smoked potato , baked potato. irish potato and all potato

[daring oyster]

I dont like you, and i dont like you and i dont like you and humans suck.

[nova verge]

And sweet potatoes

[daring oyster]

yess

yessss

[nova verge]

Yams go Ham

[daring oyster]

WAIT YOU DONT MAKE SWEETPOTATO THICC JUICE??!?!

[keen parrot]

e4 c5 d4 cxd4 c3 Nf6 transposes into an alapin i believe

[daring oyster]

idk i once put milk in a blender (not unity) and some sweetpotato

it tastes so good ;-; but after time it turns into pudding 💀

boba is my only drug

[grim edge]

u belong in my oven , tryna get u to burn so u cant talk none. ill eat u up with my fork jus like how in chess i fork

[honest zephyr]

Are you gonna fork his balls

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

sure

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

chatgpt cant make no ppt, can it make u score good in sat no cuz u need to learn some bpt

[sterile tusk]

I played this move cuz i was already completely losing and he got my queen and rook forked... He resigned 🤣

Cuz he tought i won his queen by that check

[vagrant pier]

Howdy

How's everybody this morning

[sterile tusk]

And there was a pawn, Queen D4 wouldnd have worked

[grim edge]

edi, whats ur addy
cuz im tryna bring u some medi
so u get ready ready

[sterile tusk]

One of my opponents on 1500 elo got rated 750 by the engine xD He lost but still-

[grim edge]

i saw that

no way u said that shi bro

its more than black and white

what did u mispell to get that

nick eh 30 to n

real quick

[keen parrot]

dead chat

[grim edge]

Is chess.com down?

It logged me out and won’t let me log back in

[grim edge]

u cheated fam

dont ever hack again

[sterile tusk]

xDD

[grim edge]

I didn’t cheat

[grim edge]

prove it

see u cant?

[sterile tusk]

Whats ur accs Name? @grim edge

[grim edge]

its stockfishuser420

I haven’t had a brilliant in a month and a half

[sterile tusk]

Whats your accs name

[grim edge]

YOO

[sterile tusk]

Havent Had a brilliant in 10 hours 😭

[grim edge]

havent had a brilliant this hour yet

[sterile tusk]

Sad

Fr

[median wraith]

Anybody wanna play?

[sterile tusk]

THE ROOOOOOOOOOK

[grim edge]

yo how did i predict that shi

im genius

lol

[nova verge]

Cuz u smart

[grim edge]

cuz u loyal

[nova verge]

I ain’t loyal

[median wraith]

Anybody wanna play?

A round

[grim edge]

start being loyal

[sterile tusk]

My best Opening i Play it every single time you guys should do that too

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[sterile tusk]

Its fr an opening move 😭

It is

[grim edge]

:3

wsg juicy server

[grim edge]

wsg furry

[sterile tusk]

😡😡

Played that against a bot

[keen parrot]

○

[sterile tusk]

Well, the bot was 2600 elo so He saw it 😢

But fr best opening under 2500 elo 😉 definitly try it

[grim edge]

[woeful moat]

rating?

[lilac cape]

2 chess gamers conversing

[grim edge]

wsg mikken

[grim edge]

mood

[sterile tusk]

Ok you know it better then me sorry 😭😭🙏

[grim edge]

sounds cold

[lilac cape]

Wdym

[median wraith]

Damn low 218 😅 I'm new

[grim edge]

its lit

[lilac cape]

God I wish I was stuffed with meat 24/7

[grim edge]

relax

[woeful moat]

ah okok, i can play if you want but im 1800 xD

i can play it slow tho

[grim edge]

this is a chess server my man

[north wraith]

I can help you get rid of your lust man.

[lilac cape]

Hell yea

[median wraith]

No that's not needed I play it to be challenging

But tbh

Chess is fun

Sometimes lol

[north wraith]

I am preacher btw but I can help you over due that lust or temptation on you

[ember sierra]

hello

[median wraith]

Winning isn't there for me lmaooo

[sterile tusk]

Its litterly my Board my design

[median wraith]

Hi

[ember sierra]

how are you

[north wraith]

Alright bro

[final condor]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/84732287491?tab=review

WOOOOOOLO

[worn ice]

Jorunda (728) vs. CharlesGong10 (715)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nf6 4. Bxc6 dxc6 5. d3 Bg4 6. h3 Bxf3 7. Qxf3 Be7 8. Bg5 O-O 9. O-O h6 10. Bh4 c5 11. Qe3 b6 12. f4 exf4 13. Rxf4 g5 14. Rxf6 Bxf6 15. Bg3 Bd4 16. Qxd4 Qxd4+ 17. Bf2 Qxb2 

[lilac cape]

🙂

[final condor]

AND HE THINKS HES GOOD

[grim edge]

desperation.

[median wraith]

Good. How are you?

[grim edge]

find god.

[ember sierra]

Also good, little tired

[north wraith]

Bruh

[grim edge]

fear god

[median wraith]

👍

[north wraith]

Alright

[median wraith]

Alright

Bye

[woeful moat]

if you want to play, dm me and we will arrange it

[grim edge]

desperation doesnt get u hoes

[ember sierra]

anyone my rating want to play unrated game?

[lilac cape]

I'm a desperate hoe

[rose thunder]

what is chat on rn

[tiny mantle]

any 1900 want to be sparring partners i play d4, and d6

[sterile tusk]

Wrong

[north wraith]

@lilac cape , god is not mocked but only fools can mock god

[lilac cape]

I follow epicurus

[north wraith]

Ok idk who is epicurus but sucks to be him

[lilac cape]

Of course you dont you're a devout christian

[lilac cape]

Christian's destroyed his legacy until the 1500s because he threatened their ideology

[north wraith]

So what? Since when I become a preacher to sprend about gods word?

[rose thunder]

“I’m desperate, can u pls date me???”

[ocean stream]

Im hoping that Hans Niemann plays Magnus again, wins, and then just laughs at him.

[rose thunder]

you’re saying you can get bitches with a rizz like that

[lilac cape]

Just work out

[sterile tusk]

What about indian scammer rizz

[lilac cape]

Hello your computer has virus

[north wraith]

Bro how to get rizz is easy for all teenagers out here (Just train)

[golden badge]

Will you travel on this road?

[north wraith]

Yeah since i like travelling

[golden badge]

India

[north wraith]

Is that philippines?

[woeful moat]

anyone up to play?

[north wraith]

DANG INDIA

I failed

Ion wanna fight with that 💀

[grim edge]

i am chickaru

[rose thunder]

I’m Christian (or at least I try to be )

[north wraith]

No I don't have reason to with you over to christianity.

Only a fools can mock god

[grim edge]

lets move w the religious talks

[latent pebble]

hes not banned what is your poin t

[grim edge]

ion want yall to get banned i love yall

[north wraith]

☠️

[rose thunder]

mocking his existence etc

[grim edge]

lets also worship hikaru nakedamura

autocorrect mb

[acoustic jungle]

What is this -_-
Every time i hear 1200, i lose the game and get pushed back to 1160

[north wraith]

Well it's your problem to call "Jesus Is fake" i'm not mad

Call everytime you want to mock jesus

[sterile tusk]

People in 1500 rly believed that they Had to pay church money to not get in hell 💀💀 church got rich af and Just used it for the new 1500 Rolex new on the market

[grim edge]

ur single af

[north wraith]

I'm not the one who gets mad so easily over to christian peopl who gets mad over to atheist

[grim edge]

Black to move, brilliant square clearance sacrifice!!

[north wraith]

Ok

[tepid panther]

Not me rewatching yugioh gx....

[sterile tusk]

Knight takes g4?

[north wraith]

Which side are u i forgor

[tepid panther]

Honestly though the duels are dragged out wayy to long

[sterile tusk]

G

[grim edge]

Black to move.

[sterile tusk]

I meant g4

Wrote it wrong

[north wraith]

OHHH NXG4, FXG4, RF1+, BXF1, QXF1#

[gaunt steeple]

what the

[north wraith]

Am I right?

[grim edge]

The game is from sinquefield cup 2015.
Nxe4 was played, but Nxg4 works too (i think).

[grim edge]

Yes

[oak sleet]

hello

[grim edge]

When is pogchamps 5

[north wraith]

Aww dang but at least I tried and I got a B:D (I hope my asian parents won't get mad ☠️)

[north wraith]

Yay

[grim edge]

Black is still in a winning position after that.

[north wraith]

I think ur theory is enough 💀

[sterile tusk]

White to move find the best move (Had this Situation with a friend in school on Board xD)

[random drum]

supp boiss

[grim edge]

Hikaru Nakamura played with the black pieces here btw.

[grim edge]

Never mind, I’m in

[grave wasp]

bruh why

[grim edge]

For some reason I disconnected from chess.com yet Discord worked the whole time

[barren finch]

Rxh6

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> webbix7

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Rapid: 1483 (1559 peak)
Blitz: 860 (1112 peak)
Bullet: 1082 (1117 peak)

[barren finch]

Ez

[grim edge]

Thanks for offering to help though

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> D'Eriq Wilson (deriqwilson)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1218 (1249 peak)
Blitz: 749 (757 peak)
Bullet: 328 (382 peak)

[sterile tusk]

Your bullet Rating scares me

[sleek oriole]

bru just pinged for nothing

[grim edge]

Rxh6!!

[sterile tusk]

But i also dont Play bullet xD

[north wraith]

W WDIT

[junior path]

hey gurl r u minecraft

[gaunt steeple]

I'm jewish

[sleek oriole]

easily.

[junior path]

cuz u keep blocking me

[sterile tusk]

If you rly wanna play chess Just a little active u can do it in 2 years for sure

[river kelp]

Rook h6, if king takes queen h8 mate, if Pawn takes queen g8 mate

[sterile tusk]

Im pretty inactive rn but got from 0 to 1500 in Like 4-5 months

[grim edge]

I once red a book about jewish people playing chess...

[lime birch]

1 d4 or die

[rose thunder]

wtf did u pings me for bruh

[gaunt steeple]

what

[grim edge]

Which variation of the indian game is the best??

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ondřej Myslivec (ondra70)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1849 (1850 peak)
Blitz: 1834 (1845 peak)
Bullet: 1809 (1818 peak)

[barren finch]

Hah

[lime birch]

Chataranga

[gaunt steeple]

what the f did he want

[rose thunder]

idk he just said my pfp is cartman and left

[gaunt steeple]

weirdo

[rose thunder]

yeah bro cartman is a minor

chill bro

[gaunt steeple]

nah man

I am confused why did you ping sombody else

[tepid panther]

Can't even mention an age without getting flagged these days ☠️

[rose thunder]

he said he was Jewish, ok so??

[tepid panther]

So this is life on veteran mode

[spring solstice]

oh no

[rose thunder]

I’m assuming cartman is Jewish or something??

[teal dragon]

Grunfeld lmao

[grim edge]

:3c

[rose thunder]

like u really just shitpinged me

[open ginkgo]

Rxh6? Because then if taken with the pawn Qg8#. And if taken by the king, Qh8#?

[tepid panther]

You've embraced your identity

[gaunt steeple]

@grim edge

[tepid panther]

Bro is Alice

[rose thunder]

@grim edge

[teal dragon]

I have becomed alice

[gaunt steeple]

@grim edge

[tepid panther]

"Becomed"

[rose thunder]

do it no balls

[gaunt steeple]

lol

[teal dragon]

Shush before i becomed in u

[tepid panther]

I'm out

[gaunt steeple]

you just did

[undone bridge]

the pride becometh before the fall

[viral vale]

Rxh6+ (gxh6 Qg8#) Kxh6 Qh8#,

[gaunt steeple]

Okay so now I am part of this situation

Yes I am

[rose thunder]

you’re a part of the situation already he replied to u

[gaunt steeple]

Prove that I am not.

[rose thunder]

therefore ur involved

[gaunt steeple]

So am I?

[teal dragon]

Relate

[sterile tusk]

Yep

[rose thunder]

relatable

[undone bridge]

similar to the magnus-karjakin last game of their wcc match lol

[teal dragon]

Im the professional unemployed friend that sends u shit at 3am

[viral vale]

ehh kinda

[viral epoch]

Ily

[viral vale]

i wouldnt say that similar though

[rose thunder]

literally just to kick him out of the convo and prove that ur right??

[teal dragon]

HIII CHILD

[undone bridge]

sac on h6, king on h7, if king takes, a heavy piece to h8 is mate, if gh, then there's a diff mate

[gaunt steeple]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Ng5 d5 5. exd5 Nxd5 6. Nxf7 Kxf7 7. Qf3+ Kg8 8. Bxd5+ Qxd5 9. Qxd5+ Be6 10. Qxe6#

[viral epoch]

Am I your child now

[viral vale]

i suppose

[teal dragon]

No im just your babysitter

[viral vale]

what about it

[viral epoch]

I don't need a babysitter

[gaunt steeple]

pretty good

[viral epoch]

:P

[viral vale]

they just fell for a trap

[teal dragon]

Nooo

I want to be a mom

[junior path]

how long would it take me to get from 1200 to 2000 talking realistically

[broken portal]

people who fall for fried liver are actual dumb people xD

[teal dragon]

Bout a year? Id say

[broken portal]

and exd5 go na5, simple

[teal dragon]

Fried liver isnt a trap

[broken portal]

low elo people think so

[teal dragon]

Its perfectly sound for both sides

Super agressive as white so black easily slis up

[compact mantle]

It looks god awful to play tho

[teal dragon]

OMG ITS JESUS I WAS THINKING ABOUTBU YESTERDAY!!!

[compact mantle]

Pawn structures are absolute horror

[broken portal]

nah not rly,

[viral epoch]

I already have a mother

[teal dragon]

[compact mantle]

Whites pawns are rubbish

[teal dragon]

Awww rip :(

[compact mantle]

Damn sorry to hear that b

Fr

Plenty of fish to fry bro

[sick zephyr]

hmmm ping 🤔

[teal dragon]

Hoes will be hoes am i right 🤡🤡

[sick zephyr]

sicilian mafia boss, nice name

[compact mantle]

Lmao bro maybe she wasn’t a bad person

[teal dragon]

O 💀

[sick zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn99-noice-jake-peralta-andy-samberg-nice-gif-14234819

[compact mantle]

Sometimes you just not ready

Doesn’t make for bad blood

[teal dragon]

Ready? Midway through a relationship?

[compact mantle]

Yes ppl just find out later

Most ppl until 23 or sum just suck at relationships bc it’s premature

But some can work it out together

[teal dragon]

😰

[compact mantle]

A friend of mine has with his girl since 16 he’s 20 now

[sick zephyr]

eh terrible as usual 😂

[teal dragon]

Yh im in sicily 🙈🙈

[sick zephyr]

u dont wanna know 😂

[sick zephyr]

SICILIAN SUPREMACY

[compact mantle]

She broke up bc of the long distance?

[teal dragon]

Chat gonna get really mad bc i posted this a billion times

[junior path]

does cc elo correlate to fide elo in any way

[sick zephyr]

😂 😂

[mystic stream]

Magnus is winning the world cup

[compact mantle]

Sicilian defense lowkey not even a defense

[sick zephyr]

nope

[compact mantle]

Absolutely not

[sick zephyr]

hikaru drew someone 200 pts lower with white

magnus hikaru aint happening

[little root]

It's lower lol

[compact mantle]

Judging by the first game maybe Magnus is the favorite

[teal dragon]

There will be correlation but they dont match or go up proportionally

[split haven]

https://tenor.com/view/youtube-twitch-meme-chair-office-gif-19928140

[river kelp]

I am in the caro for the kann

[sick zephyr]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[sick zephyr]

dont spam epople

[teal dragon]

Nooooo my favourite mlm ship!!!

[grim edge]

Does anyone know an hyper aggressive mastergame for me to study?!?!?!

[sick zephyr]

im 99.9% sure it wont happen

[grim edge]

Pls

[split haven]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[sick zephyr]

perhaps #💬〡improvement-talk ??

[teal dragon]

Yh nvm im more of a ding x nepo enjoyer

[sick zephyr]

😂

[grim edge]

Ok

[teal dragon]

Masters dont like to play hyper aggressive

[nova verge]

Hey guys Whaddup

Whaddup doe

[spring solstice]

Akshansh looks like

[teal dragon]

Blud ignored

Skull

Imma head out

[latent pebble]

bro

[spring solstice]

Ok

[nova verge]

Okay Buh bye

[latent pebble]

some do

[tepid panther]

Yugioh gx kinda go hard

[nova verge]

I like Pokémon myself

[tepid panther]

But it has 180 f***ing episodes

[spring solstice]

can I be the next mod yes

[grim edge]

Magnus

[tepid panther]

Idk why I'm gonna rewatch it

[grim edge]

Is Yu-Gi-Oh even good to watch?

[astral copper]

im tilted

[tepid panther]

Depends if you actually play yugioh or not

[nova verge]

Me too bro I mean Pokémon

[grim edge]

Nope

[grim edge]

I mean like "old" game like mikhail tal or paul Murphy.

[nova verge]

Yep

[tepid panther]

If you do you'll probably get bored since every duel last 5 episodes and literally 3 card combos take like 12 minutes on screen

[grim edge]

Pokemon has 1000 episodes I think it's very unappealing to me

@tepid panther Bro now understands me

[nova verge]

Ahh I see now

[grim edge]

i told you GX was the bomb

One Piece is much better than to watch Pokemon

[tepid panther]

Gx is fire, but my gods the duels suck

[nova verge]

My friends watch one piece

[swift panther]

Did ash become the king of the pirates at the end

[tepid panther]

I'm half tempted to find a version that is gx without the duels

Except against zane

Zane duels go hard

[grim edge]

The duels in the end of series tho

[grim edge]

They are good,you should too,my pfp is one piece

[tepid panther]

I'm on Ep 2 😭

[grim edge]

Lmfao idk King of the Pokemon who knows

[tepid panther]

Is ash still like 10?

[grim edge]

Me whn i rewatched GX frfr btw till this day i dont undertand what Jaden meeting yugi in the first episode meant

[grim edge]

He is still the same age throughout the series

[tepid panther]

It was like yugi passing the metaphorical torch as the next king of games to jaden

[grim edge]

Ash is no longer the pokemon protaginst. the series ended and now he is growing/grown up

[grim edge]

W Yugi W Jaden

[tepid panther]

Next I gotta watch zexel

[spring solstice]

Woo

[mystic stream]

[compact mantle]

Capsaicin is a b!tch

[swift panther]

Polemon the only anime where dub feels normal

[compact mantle]

Dragonball got good va’s ngl

[grim edge]

DBZ has the best dub

But I still watch sub

[swift panther]

I meam death note is pretty crazy

[grim edge]

I'm buying the Death Note manga

Black edition

[swift panther]

Nice whats the point tho when u can read online for free

[hasty iris]

update on yesterday: i am now trying again, this time i added progress tracking to the process

now just pray chesscom does not crash

[swift panther]

Tracking on what

[hasty iris]

im making requests to the api but it's for a lot of users

and las tnight i waited 3 hours and it didnt finish so i had to stop it

time to try again

[frigid skiff]

I’m buying the collectors edition
Comes with a death note

[upbeat viper]

Whatfor btw?

What are the requests

[grim edge]

There is a collectors edition???

[frigid skiff]

Was a joke

[uncut shore]

Anyone 1200+ want to play?

Bullet

[upbeat viper]

#🎨〡art-submissions

[hasty iris]

dmed

[upbeat viper]

🤔

Maybe trusted only ?

That'd surprise me tho'

[mossy comet]

man..

5 minute XL collab

[mystic stream]

Hehehhaw

[mossy comet]

this pic goes hard feel free to screenshot

[grim edge]

Chess is hard

[hasty iris]

bullet chess is hard. chess is just study and luck

[grim edge]

I can agree but I don't play enough bullet to know

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Igor T (igorlion69)

This is the Chess.com profile of igorlion69. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Igor T (igorlion69)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 887 (895 peak)
Blitz: 754 (peak)
Bullet: 708 (peak)

[mossy comet]

igor by tyler the creator

[grim edge]

Real

[ionic canyon]

??

[upbeat viper]

He got timed out*

[lean bolt]

There is the moon

[upbeat viper]

Me

[lean bolt]

I need to ask the moon a very important question

[upbeat viper]

I'm the moon

What's your question

[lean bolt]

By when do i have to play the next round moon

[upbeat viper]

🤔

Context

[lean bolt]

fake moon

[compact mantle]

wrong server bro

[lean bolt]

real moon would know

[lean bolt]

No, this is exactly the right server

[compact mantle]

shi

[halcyon glade]

Find the mate in two

[grim edge]

Hi indirect

Hyd my guy

[grim edge]

No youre lune

[upbeat viper]

[halcyon glade]

Yep

[fading spruce]

Grob

[halcyon glade]

Black played french defense

[storm lintel]

is mine good?

[grim edge]

G-gfob

[grim edge]

Mine is bigger

[deft pivot]

@tiny rivet just said the n word dude

[grim edge]

Also why do u play bullet

would 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 nc6 3. Bc4 f5 4. d4 in the rousseau gambit be considered declined?

certainly not accepted but is it really declined

[broken portal]

Hard to say

[rough dome]

[broken portal]

Its just a vienna gameish for black so u would say not declined just a counterattack

[grim edge]

I just made a simple study to learn the rousseau gambit and was wondering if I should put it under the declined category (im literally making a study for an opening im gonna stop playing 💀)

[broken portal]

I never played rosseau

[grim edge]

Its quite fun

And people at 1600 falls for it in rapid

[broken portal]

Do they all lose the knight or do they actually play ng1 lol

[grim edge]

If they play d4 though its gg lol

[grim edge]

They all do ng1 but its still bad for white

[broken portal]

Fxe4 then

[grim edge]

I prefer to take on e4 tbh

But the positions that you get are meh for black

[broken portal]

Yeahh

I mean if u know what ur doing when D4 then no issue really

[grim edge]

Yeah true

[nova verge]

Hey y’all

[broken portal]

I usually play 2knights defense if italian game, its quite fun

[grim edge]

I mean ur at a slight disadvantage

[grim edge]

sounds boring

Im gonna have to learn something against the italian tho

[broken portal]

Polerio isnt boring tbh

[nova verge]

Nvm I was reading twice

[grim edge]

hi

[nova verge]

What’s up

[restive storm]

Polerio is good

[broken portal]

The only position i hate is if nf6 then they castle lmao. Its so cramped for me

[normal hatch]

As fun as u can get against the Italian

[grim edge]

chess wbu

[restive storm]

Just take on e4

[normal hatch]

Bc5 is boring. Two Knights better

[grim edge]

what elo are u bailey

[nova verge]

Going to PT

[grim edge]

Might learn it then

[broken portal]

Wise man

[nova verge]

Newbie I’m still watching YouTube videos

[grim edge]

you and me are like bestfriends of the server ngl

[nova verge]

Yeah I know! Loll

[normal hatch]

Chessable has a free course that goes quite in-depth. Check it out

[restive storm]

What is it called

[grim edge]

im a 1000 rated maybe we can play together sometime

Alright

[nova verge]

Is that a lot?

[grim edge]

fav chess.com memeber 😭

[normal hatch]

Works for me

[grim edge]

not really but its above average

[restive storm]

Ok thanks I'll see that

[broken portal]

I got this recommended lol

[normal hatch]

👍

[grim edge]

What do you guys use to learn openings for example?

[latent pebble]

evans gambit games are fun tho

[grim edge]

Personally i use lichess studies

[broken portal]

Same, or if they got similiar videos on it i watch those too

[latent pebble]

Lichess is hella cringe!

Why is Evans gambit considered an inaccuracy

🥴

[grim edge]

that is as white tho

[restive storm]

Lichess studies are op

[normal hatch]

Idk, never played against it. Either way, Id rather play the Two Knights than be constantly hoping to get an evans while playing Bc5

[grim edge]

what do you play against it

[grim edge]

fr

[rain token]

Hi

[latent pebble]

e5 is boring tbh

[nova verge]

Hey

[latent pebble]

That's why I switched

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/rotating-skull-gif-24524852

U switched to caro. Even more boring

No offense zax

[broken portal]

Caro 😵‍💫

[latent pebble]

I'm so infatuated with the Tal I switched to the caro because I want to play against it

[grim edge]

HI PEEPS

[grim edge]

No problem lol

[grim edge]

what do you play against the italian?

[broken portal]

Tal is great

[nova verge]

Hey!!!

[grim edge]

my brain is trash i can only understand caro-kann and benko gambit

[latent pebble]

I used to play Bc5 before I switched to the caro

[grim edge]

other openings shut my brain

[latent pebble]

You literally play the garbage tal

[grim edge]

I see

[grim edge]

[latent pebble]

Well I played Bc5 for like a month

[normal hatch]

Sicilian when tho

[broken portal]

And

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-cat-dead-died-gif-13827091

[nova verge]

How r u on this fine day ?

[latent pebble]

Before that, I played a little fritz and ulvestad

[grim edge]

/profile

[normal hatch]

Fritz is bad

[grim edge]

when otb and title grinds happens👀

[latent pebble]

-13

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> liquidloggin

This is the Chess.com profile of liquidloggin. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1048 (1088 peak)
Blitz: 790 (peak)
Bullet: 777 (peak)

[grim edge]

I learned the sicilian when I was like 1000, played it a few times, got terrible results and stopped playing it 💀

i think i have good otb potential

[normal hatch]

[latent pebble]

Wait you too?

[broken portal]

I learned sicilian by just not studying it

[normal hatch]

When ppl dont play the moves you spent hour studying

[empty garnet]

The whale variation is the best

[normal hatch]

What?

[grim edge]

Nothing much just making a fine spaghetti

[grim edge]

that doesnt work for me l

[latent pebble]

What did you mean by that emoji 🤔

[grim edge]

its painful

[nova verge]

Ohhhh I don’t like pasta sauce but I like Alfredo

[restive storm]

That's gonna be me

[normal hatch]

Just an emoji

[latent pebble]

ok

[normal hatch]

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[latent pebble]

Chess is for oldies

[silk charm]

Hi

[latent pebble]

Heya 🌊

[teal dragon]

@grim edge ZAX

[grim edge]

Im 17 yet i look 24

i think im connecting the dots

[nova verge]

That’s awesome

[latent pebble]

Thas not old

[nova verge]

You should connect the dots

[grim edge]

[latent pebble]

24 is a young adult

[nova verge]

What about 28?

[grim edge]

Im not 24 tho

[teal dragon]

Nuh uh

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/alice-gif-22239452

[muted flume]

what is gothams discord called?

[latent pebble]

Smh

[latent pebble]

Young

[nova verge]

Thanks girl/guy

[grim edge]

was that a missclick💀

[latent pebble]

Guy

[nova verge]

Okay thanks bro!

[latent pebble]

Bg5?

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/chisiya-pokerface-hi-smart-aliceinborderland-gif-20749971

[grim edge]

yup

[nova verge]

What up

[latent pebble]

No it's the top engine move

[grim edge]

kekw i could never guess the idea

[latent pebble]

You're not supposed to trade your bishop for the knight in juan fiddy

[latent pebble]

Just Bh4

[teal dragon]

We up 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[grim edge]

hi im doing gsce coursework for my dt and i need to ask questions for a part of it i got 3 questions can anyone answer them please?

@latent pebble wait im stupid

1. Preferred board material?
2. Ideal chess board size range?
3. General design preferences for usability?

[teal dragon]

LMAO I DID GCSE DT

[grim edge]

the knight was attacking the bishop queen battery lmao @latent pebble

skull my brain is dead

[grim edge]

ovs about chess boards

[stuck kestrel]

i get those brain farts sometimes.

[latent pebble]

Lol

[stuck kestrel]

hung my queen today because of that

[forest steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-gif-22150299

[grim edge]

im real 2k strenght trust

[latent pebble]

Is this a draw

[stuck kestrel]

[forest steeple]

I think so.

[stuck kestrel]

its mate for white

[grim edge]

1. Preferred board material?
2. Ideal chess board size range?
3. General design preferences for usability?

[stuck kestrel]

actually no

[latent pebble]

how I have never looked at the continuation

[stuck kestrel]

draw i guess

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-it-was-all-just-a-dream-butters-stotch-south-park-s11e12-season11episode12imaginationland-episode-iii-gif-21153400

[teal dragon]

1. U probably wanna do wood
2. Between 20-30cm id say
3. Place to store pieces, possibly foldable so you can fit it in smaller spaces, smooth board and felt on pieces to allow for easy movement. Just to name a few

[latent pebble]

Oh alright

[stuck kestrel]

walnut

[grim edge]

thank you so much

whats sign of a brain tumour

[teal dragon]

Good luck on your DT coursework i bombed it during covid i got like a 4

[stuck kestrel]

headaches

[grim edge]

i have

[teal dragon]

Mad headache

[stuck kestrel]

maybe some family member had cancer

cancer is genetically passed down

[latent pebble]

Migraines?

[grim edge]

back of my head hurts like crazy and eyes too

[keen parrot]

guess i have a brain tumor

[stuck kestrel]

might wanna get that checked out. Probably not a brain tumour lol but still.

[latent pebble]

Don't go self-diagnosing, go to a doctor

[grim edge]

my maternal grandad won against cancer. he had mouth cancer

he had ulcers which were cancerous

[teal dragon]

Headaches are caused by a lot of things i wouldnt scare yourself with it being a brain tumour. Just drink water take medicine and get some rest away from screens

[stuck kestrel]

my aunt, grandmother, great grandmother all had cancer

[normal hatch]

Trivial matter

[grim edge]

i wish u the best of luck

[teal dragon]

Just tank it 💪

[stuck kestrel]

thanks ill need it

feeling anxious now

[teal dragon]

Cancer aint genetic

[stuck kestrel]

my grandfather too but not cancerous

[grim edge]

its ok enjoy ur life worry ab it when ur atleast stage 4

[forest steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-handshake-chess-gif-25267393

WTF?

[stuck kestrel]

it is, i mean if some family member had cancer you have a higher chance of getting the disease too

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[grim edge]

my maternal grandfather smoked alot and ate tobacco i think

so he prolly got cancer from that

@sharp galleon YOU AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME CELLEN

[stuck kestrel]

lung cancer?

[grim edge]

no mouth

[stuck kestrel]

oh yeah

[fading wedge]

not trying to be rude but no one here can beat me

[stuck kestrel]

likely

[stuck kestrel]

connect ur account if u want people to believe u

[grim edge]

it makes sense too cuz where tobacco touches it does sum

idrk im not a doctor

[fading wedge]

why would i connect my account

[grim edge]

so we can see ur elo and u can send images and gifs

[stuck kestrel]

if u want people to take u seriously

else , they are just gonna think ur a troll

[keen parrot]

i deadass have a headache and upset stomach rn

[fading wedge]

i use my phone and play the 3200 bot and just put in the moves that my opponent makes and i use the moves the bot makes

[keen parrot]

fukc me

[fading wedge]

i win all my games as black

[grim edge]

try to shit

[stuck kestrel]

i have an upset stomach and sore throat

[stuck kestrel]

ok dm ur address

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> yo what

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179> admitting to cheating?

[grim edge]

admitting to cheating!

[grim edge]

snitching

[keen parrot]

im taken g

[jade osprey]

I mated Martin with the king

[grim edge]

I mean do you like playing against cheaters

[stuck kestrel]

why did u say that then

[grim edge]

i lost to a 200 elo woth 99.8 accuracy so nah

[stuck kestrel]

most cheaters here get several additional chances. look at unity for example

[keen parrot]

i didn't mean it literally

[grim edge]

why the locked out role got a better color than the trusted role

its like a reward

i just want to say hi nothin special

[teal dragon]

What a dumbass 😹😹😹

[grim edge]

yeah idk why

[forest steeple]

He got locked out.

[stuck kestrel]

i lost to a 300 once when i was 1500

[grim edge]

this guy admitted to cheating and i still didn’t get my elo back

[stuck kestrel]

he was either smurfing or cheating i am sure of it

[tepid panther]

Damn chess is so ez. There's this bot that tells me all my moves

[grim edge]

I mean if you didnt report them they wont get caught

[tepid panther]

Gg 🤝

[stuck kestrel]

beads better

[grim edge]

i reported both in game and in discord

see he literary admited

[tepid panther]

Trueee

[stuck kestrel]

u played well though

[grim edge]

it was just 15 moves so not really

[grim edge]

it takes some time for someone to get banned, from my experience its about 4 to 7 days

[undone bridge]

nah that's wild

L mans 😭

[grim edge]

hope i get the elo back cuz he is 200 and im 1000

most people here that are like "lets play" and just joined are cheaters

[undone bridge]

💀

[stuck kestrel]

i reported a dude once , he got banned in a few hours

[grim edge]

if they get banned you will

[undone bridge]

especially those who are like "oh i'm 2600 on my main but i made a new acc/can't log into my main rn/forgot the login details" LOL

[grim edge]

@grim edge how do i join the gotham knights?

DAMN

[undone bridge]

how much did you lose

[grim edge]

😭

Im making the finest chicken on planet earth fr

[grim edge]

maybe around 20

[grim edge]

fr, i dont even know they challenge people cause its just boring

@grim edge HOW DO I JOIN THE GOTHAM KNIGHTS?

[grim edge]

I was about to send it but nah

[sterile tusk]

Someone 800 elo wanted to Play me today, meant He has an insane way to outplay the Vienna... He blundered his Queen in 3 moves 🤣 next round He somehow knew the exact Mainline and only found best moves 💀

[undone bridge]

lowkey when super suspicious ppl join here i always try to play them rated cus either i win and gain elo, or lose, and get the elo back when they get banned LOL it's free elo farm 😈 also sometimes they get banned mid-game and i gain elo 😭