💬〡general-off-topic

[upbeat viper]

not sure

[subtle nebula]

I'm finally 1000 Elo!

[hasty iris]

guys i made 50k+ requests to chesscom if the servers go down my bad

[nimble niche]

bast be basting

[subtle nebula]

Bruh

[upbeat viper]

API limitations exist anyway

[hasty iris]

theyre not parallel requests so it's actually fine

i did testing today with 100 and 2000

[upbeat viper]

yay

[hasty iris]

just takes ten years

been waiting for 2 hours +

[grim edge]

hi brick

i lost my cards

[keen parrot]

hi brick

[grim edge]

bruh

[keen parrot]

i lost my cards too

[hasty iris]

this is a

[grim edge]

ok bye forever

[median wraith]

Hi

[grim edge]

What

[hasty iris]

😮

[median wraith]

Hey anybody wanna playM

[hasty iris]

DONT DO IT

[grim edge]

Ok

my niece played with it and didn't bring it back smh

[median wraith]

Send a link or should I?

[hasty iris]

next time i am in PH i will bring u an actual good deck

[keen parrot]

you should eat your niece

[grim edge]

U send

[grim edge]

OH YOU'RE PLANNING?

[median wraith]

Alr here or dm?

[grim edge]

Here

yeah I like a blue color one

[median wraith]

Okay

1sec

[grim edge]

i attempted but she cried so nvm

[hasty iris]

Next event is in japan july 2024. so probably an asia trip so actually possible

[median wraith]

Use this link to friend me on Chess.com https://friend.chess.com/f3zau and let's play sometime!

Here

[hasty iris]

wait i didnt even know this was possible

[grim edge]

Cut her neck then she will never cry then u can happily eat

[grim edge]

thats cool fr lmao 2024 tho 💀

[median wraith]

It is

[grim edge]

idk if i'll still be alive in that yr but okay

[nimble niche]

desperate times call for desperate measures

[hasty iris]

how did u do it

[median wraith]

Wait @grim edge

[hasty iris]

from mobile?

[grim edge]

you are expert

[hasty iris]

WHAT

[median wraith]

Send me your chess.com user

[median wraith]

Mobile and lap

[hasty iris]

oh i found it

[grim edge]

WHAT

[median wraith]

Claw_anonymous this is my username on chess.com

[hasty iris]

Use this link to friend me on Chess.com https://friend.chess.com/nQDj2 and let's play sometime!

[median wraith]

Send me a friend request

[hasty iris]

why does mine embed

[keen parrot]

miciela will be struck by lightning and die on November 11th

[hasty iris]

but yours doesnt

[grim edge]

because you're trusted

[grim edge]

How do u know

[hasty iris]

no die

[grim edge]

thanks for the reminder, I'll be careful

I saw an old friend on the bus today and bro had the biggest knife on him

shit was wild

[grim edge]

Ok

[keen parrot]

did you kiss him on the mouth

[grim edge]

how come u have all these experiences

Check cc

[grim edge]

Yeah

[median wraith]

Okat

[grim edge]

wdym

[nimble niche]

she can't be if she doesn't go outside

[grim edge]

OMG FR

I dont go outside

so no, cant be the cause of my death

[nimble niche]

You mean you've never seen people dealing drugs at the back of the bus before?

[median wraith]

@grim edge dm

Check it

[grim edge]

@hasty iris how many friends do u have in the Ph?

@median wraith check chess.com

[median wraith]

Okay

[grim edge]

Ofc i have, ive seen multiple schizo satanists as well

[nimble niche]

I live not very far away from the Lebanese drug families

[grim edge]

and my friend was asking me if i knew anyone that sells vapes so he could go rob them 💀

[nimble niche]

average white person

[grim edge]

💀

hey

The fact that im semi friends with this guy is a blessing and a curse

[vagrant star]

anyone up for a game?

[grim edge]

of checkers? sure

Gg

[old canyon]

No

[nimble niche]

draughts > chess

[vagrant star]

very funny

[old canyon]

I play go

[nova verge]

Hey

[nimble niche]

How does the horsey move?

[median wraith]

Man you were good

[keen parrot]

krunker.io sandstorm sniper only

[median wraith]

Gg

[vagrant star]

what the hell is that

[nimble niche]

draughts, sure

[keen parrot]

[nova verge]

Heyo

Just up to pee

[grim edge]

Gg

can someone analyse my game

[vagrant star]

i can

[grim edge]

No :3

ok lemme send the game thx

[vagrant star]

im a 600 elo grandmaster

[grim edge]

Waw

[vagrant star]

okay

[grim edge]

When levy became gm

@vagrant star Check out this #chess game: fujidie vs ASealThatPlaysChess - https://www.chess.com/live/game/84702176463

[worn ice]

fujidie (1096) vs. ASealThatPlaysChess (1672)

Move List

1. d4 [Nc6] 2. Nf3 d5 3. g3 Nf6 4. Bg2 Bf5 5. O-O Rb8 6. c4 e6 7. Nbd2 Be7 8. b3 O-O 9. Bb2 h6 10. Rc1 Ne4 11. Nxe4 Bxe4 12. Nd2 Bxg2 13. Kxg2 dxc4 14. Nxc4 Qd5+ 15. Kg1 Rbd8 16. e3 a5 17. Re1 Bb4 18. Re2 f5 19. Rec2 e5 20. a3 Be7 21. Rd2 b5 22. dxe5 bxc4 23. Rxd5 Rde8 24. Rxc4 

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/84702176463

[worn ice]

fujidie (1096) vs. ASealThatPlaysChess (1672)

Move List

1. d4 Nc6 2. Nf3 d5 3. g3 Nf6 4. Bg2 Bf5 5. O-O Rb8 6. c4 e6 7. Nbd2 Be7 8. b3 O-O 9. Bb2 h6 10. Rc1 Ne4 11. Nxe4 Bxe4 12. Nd2 Bxg2 13. Kxg2 dxc4 14. Nxc4 Qd5+ 15. Kg1 Rbd8 16. e3 a5 17. Re1 Bb4 18. Re2 f5 19. Rec2 e5 20. a3 Be7 21. Rd2 b5 22. dxe5 bxc4 23. Rxd5 Rde8 24. [Rxc4] 

[grim edge]

@grim edge u should have played d5 on second move

[vagrant star]

oops

i cant use game review

[grim edge]

i wanna play the catalan setup

[vagrant star]

i thought u meant game review

[grim edge]

it’s fine

[grim edge]

yeah game review

[grim edge]

Bullying knight is more important than playing Catalan

yeah true i just wanna play catalan cuz it’s my second game playing it and i wanna see if i do well with it and it’s an unrated game with my friend anyways so it’s not that important

Who won

me he rage quitted lmao

can u game review it on chess.com pls

[stuck kestrel]

never

[grim edge]

Wait 10min i am going bath :3

k

[grim edge]

w game

[keen parrot]

its shit but addictive at the same time

[grim edge]

im a demon with the sniper

[vagrant star]

i used to love these types of games

espcially a game called copnrobbers

i dont like it anymore tho

[coral quartz]

Anyone plays the Scottish Gambit?

[grim edge]

what’s that

[frosty glade]

What is that

[coral quartz]

Exactly

[grim edge]

y’all what’s ur main opening with white

[last verge]

vienna on top

[grim edge]

same

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Rapid: 2023 (peak)
Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 2004 (peak)

[grim edge]

but i kinda like the catalan now

[coral quartz]

London

[last verge]

why are you as an 1100 playing the catalan

[grim edge]

cuz it’s working

[coral quartz]

Play the Scottish

[grim edge]

i actually know how to play it trust me

[last verge]

its working because your opponents are 1100 and therefote ass

[grim edge]

bro what is that

[last verge]

not because of the catalan

[bright glade]

the catalan is super hard to play if ur opponent takes ur pawn

[grim edge]

i memorised the theory and ideas

[hasty iris]

kilts and pints

[coral quartz]

Someone said Scottish
He meant Scotch

[bright glade]

send your most recent catalan game

[last verge]

you can get the pawn back right away

[coral quartz]

[grim edge]

uh sure but don’t judge me too hard

[last verge]

plus at the 1100 level pawn disadvantages dont mean anything

[bright glade]

it means alot imo if black can just close the queenside with that pawn majority

[grim edge]

Check out this #chess game: fujidie vs ASealThatPlaysChess - https://www.chess.com/live/game/84702176463

[worn ice]

fujidie (1096) vs. ASealThatPlaysChess (1672)

Move List

1. d4 Nc6 2. Nf3 d5 3. g3 Nf6 4. Bg2 Bf5 5. O-O Rb8 6. c4 e6 7. Nbd2 Be7 8. b3 O-O 9. Bb2 h6 10. Rc1 Ne4 11. Nxe4 Bxe4 12. Nd2 Bxg2 13. Kxg2 dxc4 14. Nxc4 Qd5+ 15. Kg1 Rbd8 16. e3 a5 17. Re1 Bb4 18. Re2 f5 19. Rec2 e5 20. a3 Be7 21. Rd2 b5 22. dxe5 bxc4 23. Rxd5 Rde8 24. Rxc4 

[last verge]

d4 Nc6 💀💀 yeah goodnight

[grim edge]

yeah

[last verge]

what 1700 plays Nc6 ☠️☠️

[grim edge]

my frd said cuz i suck so he’s playing Nc6

[bright glade]

you catalan'ed a non catalan opening

but its allright u won cleanly so

[last verge]

play some a4 Ne5 nonsense go crazy

[coral quartz]

Dw you'll get there
As a 1300 I can confirm

[thorny moss]

Ok I came here so I can ask how tf can I learn chess at a fast pace in a short period of time

[bright glade]

#1040028251965358121 youtube

[last verge]

bro you traded the catalan bishop

[grim edge]

Sup gamers

[bright glade]

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[grim edge]

did i play it like really badly

[last verge]

b3 by white and almost every move by black makes me want to throw up

[grim edge]

Can i play queens gambit against kings indian?

[bright glade]

2k mindset of hating every subpar move

[last verge]

not badly for 1100 but just not fully understanding the catalan

[thorny moss]

Thx man

[grim edge]

It wouldn't be a gambit but yes

[last verge]

i mean what the ruck is 1...Nc6

[grim edge]

can u game review it

[bright glade]

understandablke, had the same reaction

[grim edge]

Epic thanks

[bright glade]

i already did

[grim edge]

what’s the accuracy

and estimated elo

just wanna know

[fading spruce]

Bro is already back to Grobbing

[last verge]

very clean 96 accuracy

[bright glade]

@last verge cant say he did bad

[last verge]

gg u beat someone 600 pts higher rated than you but what the fk was your opponent doing

[bright glade]

maximum game review strength

[grim edge]

oh btw my frd isn’t 1600

[grim edge]

I be grobbin left and tight

he made a new acc cuz he got banned cheating before

[last verge]

white didnt play bad at all especially for 1100 but black needs to lose 1000 elo just for that game

[grim edge]

he was 1200 before he got banned

[bright glade]

real

[last verge]

black did not play like a 1900

[grim edge]

yeah also my frd cheated the last couple move

yeah he told me that

and then he stopped cheating and hung a queen

[steep isle]

Bro sacrificed the engine

[grim edge]

Hi blunder master

so he’s not 1600 he’s like 1200 before he cheated to 1400 in blitz 3 months ago

Hyd

[steep isle]

I'm doing good, blundering as always

[grim edge]

Just like me fr

[last verge]

cheating to get to 1400 is insane

[steep isle]

and how GattoYass doing?

[grim edge]

he cheated a blitz tournament

[grim edge]

I just woke up and i am ready to blunder some more

and got exposed

And play dead cells

[steep isle]

That's a nice way to start your day

[grim edge]

Did he get banned

yes and he made a new acc

[grim edge]

Cant start a day without a hanging queen

[last verge]

yesss im highest rated in chat now

[steep isle]

fr 😋

[manic basalt]

is 85 percent accuracy good?

[keen parrot]

wrong

[last verge]

stop lurking

[last verge]

probably

[grim edge]

Tilt is always lurking

my frd got banned played me in this game if ur interested Check out this #chess game: fujidie vs ASealThatPlaysChess - https://www.chess.com/live/game/84702176463

[worn ice]

fujidie (1096) vs. ASealThatPlaysChess (1672)

Move List

1. d4 Nc6 2. Nf3 d5 3. g3 Nf6 4. Bg2 Bf5 5. O-O Rb8 6. c4 e6 7. Nbd2 Be7 8. b3 O-O 9. Bb2 h6 10. Rc1 Ne4 11. Nxe4 Bxe4 12. Nd2 Bxg2 13. Kxg2 dxc4 14. Nxc4 Qd5+ 15. Kg1 Rbd8 16. e3 a5 17. Re1 Bb4 18. Re2 f5 19. Rec2 e5 20. a3 Be7 21. Rd2 b5 22. dxe5 bxc4 23. Rxd5 Rde8 24. Rxc4 

[steep isle]

nihonggo jouzou desuka?

shit I'm very smart 🤓🤓

[grim edge]

and this is probably my best game ever

[grim edge]

Too smart in fact

[bright glade]

zs

[steep isle]

how to get good at bullet

[last verge]

3rd highest now

[last verge]

try winning more often 👍🏼 hope this helps!

[bright glade]

be good in rapid first

[steep isle]

very helpful imo

[grim edge]

Omg best advice ever

[steep isle]

I'm already 1600, Im just too good

[last verge]

1600 is kinda ass

[grim edge]

Soo good omg

[grim edge]

HEY

[bright glade]

1800 rapid atleast to touch bullet

[steep isle]

yep, worship me

[grim edge]

1 more game until i’m back to 1200 🙏

[last verge]

me when my opponents let me convert a dynamic advantage into a static one 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[steep isle]

challenge accepted

[grim edge]

Praying on ur downfall rn

[last verge]

the rook

[grim edge]

i was playing in english class and got too 1200 but i lost a game so i just gotta win 1

[bright glade]

commom panov thing right

[grim edge]

Did yall already start school or what

[last verge]

accelerated panov too much initiative

[bright glade]

id still beat you in it its not that scary smh

[grim edge]

school started like 3 weeks ago lmfao

[last verge]

no 😈😈

[bright glade]

it aint that scary smh

[last verge]

i adopted you with it

[bright glade]

that was bullet and i was having a bad day

[last verge]

a win is a win 💯💯

[grim edge]

Rip my guy

[bright glade]

u just played fast duck, u didnt play good

lets be real

[grim edge]

lol

hey

[last verge]

A WIN IS A WIN 💯

[bright glade]

the speed was still crazy tho

[grim edge]

Also how is the disstrack situation

[grim edge]

it’s in production

[keen parrot]

Englund

[last verge]

englund is playable

[grim edge]

Kigns i diand

[last verge]

1400 is beginner

[bright glade]

wayward resigned here

[digital phoenix]

bro below 2k is beginner

[grim edge]

Kigns idians is a good opening

[digital phoenix]

ur shit

[grim edge]

Intermediate is just a fancy word for slightly less of a beginner

[digital phoenix]

literally everything below 2k fide is shit

[inland shore]

That is true im almost there in 2 months

[digital phoenix]

beginner intermediate advanced = shit

[last verge]

ur shit

[naive drift]

Against d4 play Leningrad dutch

[bright glade]

he knows

[digital phoenix]

i know

[grim edge]

Anyone without a title is shit

[last verge]

you know

[grim edge]

Nah everything below 2500 is shir

[digital phoenix]

basically yes

[grim edge]

Youre one of us one of us one of us

[last verge]

try korchnoi against dutch

[digital phoenix]

i know that you know that i know

[last verge]

d4 f5 h3

[grim edge]

What considered intermediate advanced level

[naive drift]

@grim edge Leningrad dutch is good

[grim edge]

2k fide isnt yet a title, 2200 is tho, anyone under 2200 fide is shit

[digital phoenix]

u want my opinion or what chess.com considers

[grim edge]

Your

[digital phoenix]

uh intermdiate should be like above 2k cc / 1300 fide advanced above 2k fide

[grim edge]

So where is master then

[grim edge]

2k

[bright glade]

lasagna r u drunk

[digital phoenix]

master 2.2k fide above

[grim edge]

Sure

[digital phoenix]

die

[last verge]

2100+

[bright glade]

how is 2k chesscom same as 1300 fide

and how th is 2k chesscom only intermediate

[last verge]

bro is not 2100+

[bright glade]

100-1999 rating people:

[last verge]

then theyre bad

[grim edge]

Theyre all the same

• @digital phoenix

[last verge]

bro thinks im actually 200 ☠️

[digital phoenix]

yes shit

[grim edge]

You're not? Why are you lying to everybody?

[nova verge]

Oppppp

[grim edge]

2000-2199

read roles dumbass

[bright glade]

cuz its funny

[nova verge]

Woah language

[last verge]

I will spread your glazed honey buns lil bro I betta not catch your presence in the text box again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you😭😭🙏🏼🙏🏼👾

[grim edge]

Are u lying with ur 2100+ too?

[grim edge]

can i not say dumbass?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Rapid: 2023 (peak)
Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 2004 (peak)

[keen parrot]

[nova verge]

Idk I ain’t in charge

[last verge]

@grim edge

[bright glade]

no, i just dont care about rapid anymore but the strength is still there

a temporary decrease dont mean nothing

[nova verge]

Okay

[last verge]

its very funny

[nova verge]

Lying is funny?

[grim edge]

real

[bright glade]

@last verge bullet rematch someday?

[nova verge]

I was raised differently then

[grim edge]

who wanna play a game

[last verge]

yes

[last verge]

very

[bright glade]

right now?

[nova verge]

Agree 2 Disagree

[last verge]

I Will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🏼🙏🏼 I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👾

[last verge]

sure why not

[nova verge]

I’m a female

TYVM

[last verge]

im on mobile send me a challenge

[bright glade]

ffs

ur gonna be fast

[last verge]

it's mobile

[nova verge]

Faster than the flash

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> omgag55

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Rapid: 1374 (1462 peak)
Blitz: 973 (peak)
Bullet: 740 (858 peak)

[grim edge]

can someone play me (in chess)

[nova verge]

Lolll

[grim edge]

k let’s play rapid

[grim edge]

[nova verge]

Surprise MF

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Too easy

Where’s that easy button

[digital phoenix]

shut up 200 rated player

[grim edge]

⚒️

[nova verge]

Twitter??

[grim edge]

[nova verge]

???

[grim edge]

ur cringe

[grim edge]

its called X

[nova verge]

100%

[grim edge]

X sounds so naughty

[nova verge]

Yep

[grim edge]

follow me on x babe

[nova verge]

👎🏼

Nah

[mystic stream]

Nah

[nova verge]

Nah

[mystic stream]

Nah

[grim edge]

are u 12

[nova verge]

No 13

JK I’m 28

[grim edge]

what

[nova verge]

I was messing with you

[grim edge]

bailey

[nova verge]

Saying I was 13 but really 28

Yes

[grim edge]

wtf old

[nova verge]

Yes so old

[grim edge]

do u have kids

[nova verge]

Nope

[mystic stream]

What

[grim edge]

28 and single?

[grim edge]

are u married

[mystic stream]

Proof? I don't believe u

[grim edge]

i mouseslipped a m1 into a loss fml

[grim edge]

yeah what, i would probably be married around the age of 28

[grim edge]

same

[nova verge]

Well life doesn’t work the way you plan

[grim edge]

shes jus playing tho

[nova verge]

Chess should teach you that

Right?

[grim edge]

how much elo are u

[mystic stream]

Not if ur a master

[nova verge]

I’m beginner

[grim edge]

so what elo

[grim edge]

why begin chess at 28 😭

Omg its peter parker

[nova verge]

Why not

[grim edge]

Bruh i just logged into twitter for the first time in a year and this is the first thing i saw

[grim edge]

Why not?

:3c

[grim edge]

some people are late bloomer, it's totally fine

[keen parrot]

this person is in his 50s

[grim edge]

I peaked in my 40s 🔥😉🚒🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[grim edge]

I remember when he was actually cool

[grim edge]

Nah bro musk is the goat

[grim edge]

bailey hailey

[grim edge]

lmao who is this ana

Now he just tries to be cool and fails miserably

[keen parrot]

he never rly was

[grim edge]

cant relate cuz my name ain't ana 😔

[grim edge]

richest guy in the world

[nova verge]

I know a Matt Haley

[digital phoenix]

l

[grim edge]

Nah he was kinda fun now hes just annoying

[grim edge]

i know hailey beiber

@digital phoenix teach me chess

[nova verge]

Cool 4 U

[grim edge]

Play with me @digital phoenix

[grim edge]

bitch i meant, the c(ana)da in his tshirt

[grim edge]

4 u too

[nova verge]

Nah

[grim edge]

i think that spells analysis

[grim edge]

Bro loves canada idk

[grim edge]

why

Ana means I in arabic

[mystic stream]

Haley beiber or bieber

[grim edge]

ok dawg

[nova verge]

Cuz I’m not into famous people

[grim edge]

Neither am i really

[grim edge]

hailey barber

I am very bad with names

[nova verge]

Me too

[grim edge]

youre 28 and lonely 😭

[grim edge]

Hailey barber

[nova verge]

Who said anything about lonely?

[mystic stream]

Haley barber?

[nova verge]

Loll

[grim edge]

Yes

Hailey barbie

[nova verge]

Jokes on you

[grim edge]

do u have a bf or gf

[nova verge]

NONEya

[grim edge]

None of your business btw

[grim edge]

didnt even ask u 😭😭

[grim edge]

and im spiderman

[grim edge]

Nah youre annoying as fk

[grim edge]

Who is that in your pft

[nova verge]

Idc

[nova verge]

Ja Morant

[grim edge]

nba youngboy

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> liquidloggin

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1055 (1088 peak)
Blitz: 790 (peak)
Bullet: 777 (peak)

[lunar comet]

who want to play a chess

[grim edge]

Why u started to play chess u should save peoples

I will @lunar comet

[grim edge]

i can do both

cant save my mj tho

Yea lol

i miss her

i gotchu

webs everywhere

Hm why u are saying this here

sorry i squirted

ion cream i web

[nova verge]

Use a towel next time

[grim edge]

u got one i can borrow?

[nova verge]

Nope

[grim edge]

that’s unfortunate

[nova verge]

Poor unfortunate souls

[grim edge]

Who is that

[grim edge]

catwoman

i go now

[grim edge]

Food

[fast void]

real

[charred surge]

common w about me

[grim edge]

[fast void]

tyty

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

why do you feel that way towards lgbtq?

Yea

[graceful lintel]

There is district level chess tournament in my school

[fast void]

there sense of humor sucks, they like disrespecting other non-lgbtq people

[grim edge]

Same

[graceful lintel]

Idk if I'm gonna win or not

[grim edge]

You are taking a small minority and counting it towards the majority

[graceful lintel]

Where r ufrom

[grim edge]

That is on my exam date

[grim edge]

In home

You wish death upon someone because they have bad humour? that’s horrible

I am from Earth where u are from :))

[graceful lintel]

Somewhere in milky-way galaxy

[grim edge]

childish behaviour

[graceful lintel]

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

Where u live in india

[graceful lintel]

Rajasthan

[grim edge]

Gud

[oblique cairn]

anyone wants to play chess with me i just joined chess

[grim edge]

Play with me

[oblique cairn]

k but how

[grim edge]

Wait I will send challenge link

[nova verge]

???

[mystic stream]

I wouldn't take that

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/1mTeT @oblique cairn

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> The World Walker (fujidie)

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Name: The World Walker (fujidie)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1108 (peak)
Blitz: 677 (940 peak)
Bullet: 1002 (1017 peak)

[bright glade]

@last verge why so lucky

[last verge]

@bright glade intense

[bright glade]

no ur a lucky little mf

[grim edge]

wanna play rapid

[bright glade]

istg u

[grim edge]

anyone wanna play a game of rapid

[last verge]

ive been in the shower this whole time

[bright glade]

im starving, counter argument, also you won half the games by a little bit of speed and no quality

[last verge]

good quality i got Qv3P and won ur bishop

[bright glade]

THATS THE ONLY GAME U REMEMBER???

[last verge]

im also starving its 5am

[bright glade]

i was down 10 seconds there duck smh

[pulsar hill]

Yaa BOI

[bright glade]

u had like 4 stupid wins or even more

[last verge]

7-6 😈

[bright glade]

stockfish looking at all ur moves

[bright glade]

6-2

[last verge]

7-6 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[grim edge]

two ways. hold press the pieces, or click the pieces

[bright glade]

ion see that fr

must be a glitch

[mystic stream]

:anish

[last verge]

now it says 200-6

[sharp galleon]

click of course

if you drag I will summon Satan

[bright glade]

yeah 200 in my favor u right

[grim edge]

am i a psychopath for choosing to drag pieces

[sharp galleon]

alaknsbdvdjq

[grim edge]

FR I DO thats why my fingers stretch

[sharp galleon]

Yes.

[last verge]

its better if you drag on mobile for speed chess

thats what i do

[bright glade]

@last verge but on a serious note the game quality of games u won was

[grim edge]

my index and middle finger stretch when i drag

[bright glade]

das why u suck

[last verge]

a very small amount of moisture + dragging pieces on mobile

[grim edge]

on laptop

[sharp galleon]

what

[stuck kestrel]

i do that whenever im on pc and i always mouseslip and lose

[last verge]

i still have higher blitz than u i dont want to hear it

[stuck kestrel]

blitz is stupid

[bright glade]

i will overtake your blitz in a few weeks dont you worry

[sharp galleon]

I’m also stupid

[grim edge]

on laptop, i dont use mouse so i drag using the pad

[stuck kestrel]

i know

[last verge]

only because im peaksitting

i could probably be 2100 all tcs if i grinded

[bright glade]

ye cuz u cant go higher

[grim edge]

hold pres with the index, middle to the block where u want to put the pieces

[sharp galleon]

guess I’ll summon Satan after all

[last verge]

i had a winning position against you in most of the games

[sharp galleon]

I have actually never seen someone using the pad and drags pieces

[charred surge]

damn they banned e lord for not supporting lgbtq

right after he server boosted

[last verge]

also you didnt see that the queen moves sideways

[charred surge]

how sad :(

[stuck kestrel]

who is e lord

[grim edge]

okay now u do

[charred surge]

my friend

[sharp galleon]

[last verge]

also you got back ranked @bright glade

[mystic stream]

[bright glade]

cuz ur lucky

[grim edge]

no because if u drag it on mobile, the piece becomes bigger and u just slip

[last verge]

me attack queen 😈😈😈

[last verge]

idk it works better for me

[mystic stream]

Remember I beat a wim I'm that gud

[bright glade]

atleast i half adopted you @last verge

[grim edge]

no wonder im still 600

[bright glade]

chat, duck and i played bullet, these are the only games we've ever played

[last verge]

i only had to actually flag you in one of the seven games

[sharp galleon]

man beat his ass

[bright glade]

we have NEVER played other games

[grim edge]

Lol

Gg

[bright glade]

if duck says different he's lying

[oblique cairn]

dang gg

[stuck kestrel]

i never lie

[last verge]

also i probably shouldve played Qd3 for the greek gift

ahh but f5 is still holding i think

[charred surge]

like bro u cant ban someone because of his about me

[stuck kestrel]

no

[grim edge]

there's two ducks in chat im confuseddd

[stuck kestrel]

im real duck

[last verge]

actual @bright glade moment

[mystic stream]

Everyone here is. Duck

[stuck kestrel]

is he a baby?

[grim edge]

WTF 3RD DUCK

AAAA NO MORE PLS

[sharp galleon]

y’all both suck, so what are y’all even arguing

[charred surge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[stuck kestrel]

do u wanna get banned sir

[grim edge]

Lol

@sharp galleon your profile looks sick girl

[sharp galleon]

[grim edge]

[stuck kestrel]

homophobic statements get u banned and u only got ur message deleted. Funny.

[sharp galleon]

trust

[grim edge]

trust

[stuck kestrel]

[nimble niche]

get blitz back up when?

[frozen plume]

900s are pathetic

[last verge]

ouch 150 tilt

[sharp galleon]

not when I’m still alive

[stuck kestrel]

no u

[frozen plume]

im 510 and beat a 950 lmao

[last verge]

what if i passed you in blitz rating

[bright glade]

@last verge backrank game

all these low skill wins imo but gg

[sharp galleon]

then I will eat a duck alive

[charred surge]

my friend got banned for having it in his about me that isnt fair if u ask me like the server doesnt have the right to ban someone based on his about me bc its not their duty to work on someone elses profile. if he doesnt support lgbtq well thats what he does and the server will not change that by banning him based on his about me. in a nutshell, this server is overprotecting the lgbtq community.

[stuck kestrel]

if u think 900s are pathetic that means ur also pathetic cuz 900>500

[grim edge]

2/3 game

[bright glade]

terrible gameplay @last verge i expected better from the one that adopted me once

ur slacking

[sharp galleon]

anyways guess I will take a shower since I actually touch grass

[charred surge]

me looking for the part where he said 900s are pathetic:

[last verge]

hehe u hung ur pieces

[frozen plume]

maybe im better thann 900 cuz chess.com gave me rating of 1350

[nimble niche]

Vimun failed to adopt me before

[last verge]

no im showering

[bright glade]

CUZ U PLAY FAST BUT TERRIBLE THATS SOO ANNOYING

[stuck kestrel]

he said it before u dumb shit

[nimble niche]

He won 7 and then lost the 8th game

[bright glade]

like please go away

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-didnt-ask-didnt-dont-care-gif-19965058

[stuck kestrel]

chess.com rating estimate is bullshit

[last verge]

its not terrible if you can't punish it

[sharp galleon]

isn’t that literally bullet in a nutshell lol

[stuck kestrel]

i know

[gentle steppe]

I am goin for chess zonals

[bright glade]

its terrible according to stockfish

[grim edge]

grass are poisonous so thats a good idea

[charred surge]

i got a rating of 2800 on one of my games and im 600

[last verge]

but are you stockfidh

[sharp galleon]

I’m dead inside anyways

[bright glade]

once upon a time little one, i was

[frozen plume]

prob cuz you were in the opening

[grim edge]

lmao mood 💀

[sharp galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-hanging-kill-gif-13667568

[charred surge]

no it was a 40 move game

[frozen plume]

cool

[nimble niche]

cellen touching grass and taking a shower???? 😱 😱

[last verge]

rematch when i'm well fed and rested and not showering

[charred surge]

kid

[keen parrot]

I love kid

[nimble niche]

For beginners, neither

[last verge]

pause

[nimble niche]

Just play qgd

[bright glade]

i will blame my connection
in advance
now

[keen parrot]

mods when they see a lichess link

[last verge]

you're higher rated than me in bullet you can't blame your connection

[charred surge]

live footage of bastoura being pinged for the 1000's time a day

[nimble niche]

there's nothing fun except englund, but I know you're going to blunder your queen so I can't recommend that

[bright glade]

i can cuz im in pakistan and its never stable

[grim edge]

its rly offensive to send lichess link in a cc server 😭

[bright glade]

cope with reality duck

[keen parrot]

lichess.org/play

[last verge]

im in a hotel and the wifi periodically cuts ojt

[nimble niche]

I play it all the time

[charred surge]

lichess > chess

englund is trash at all levels above 600

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2232 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2248 (2304 peak)
Bullet: 2211 (peak)

[grim edge]

you're wrong

[last verge]

i could beat you with the englund

[charred surge]

believe it or not 600s wont fall for the englund gambit

[undone bridge]

i have a significantly positive score with it. as black. in the queen sac line. which is like -3 on move 8.

[bright glade]

you're going to make up excuses? THATS MY JOB

[nimble niche]

@grim edge

[charred surge]

not because they know theory, but because they wont protect the pawn with knight on their third move

[undone bridge]

actually, there is at least one grandmaster who plays it 😏

[last verge]

bullet bullet flagging bullet chess bullet pieces move flagging chess

[nimble niche]

I play englund against 2200s

[viscid jacinth]

Hello

[undone bridge]

bet one set

[last verge]

f6 variation is funnier

[nimble niche]

yes the d6 one

[undone bridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxiVVgaA9Dw&pp=ygUUYW1hbiB3aW5zIGluIDggbW92ZXM%3D

[bright glade]

ye thats all u do move fast and hope

[charred surge]

playing chess to win: 🤓
playing chess to have fun: 🤓
playing chess because its funny 🗿

[last verge]

but you move slow and hope as well

[bright glade]

i hung pieces cuz i didnt expect you to be so tricky @last verge

[undone bridge]

2. Nc6 is way cooler

[bright glade]

i thought we respected each other

[undone bridge]

3. Qe7

[bright glade]

nah i didnt play many tricks iirc

[undone bridge]

4. Qb4+

[last verge]

i will remember Rxh6 forever

[nimble niche]

it's completely refuted but not many people know the full refutation and even if they do, they could still blunder because it's blitz

[undone bridge]

5. Qxb2

[bright glade]

[last verge]

didn't actually expect that to work

[stuck kestrel]

i want to buy nitro just for this

[last verge]

people keep forgetting the queen moves sideways

[bright glade]

i was expecting u to play stupid but not that stupid so thats why u slipped with some tricks

[bright glade]

lol

[undone bridge]

bro is not stockfish 😭 🔥 💯 🙊

[charred surge]

nice about me

[digital phoenix]

ur stupid

[last verge]

you hung your queen on f4 :(

[nimble niche]

This is a funny but unusual situation at this level

[bright glade]

can you adopt duck for me and curb his ego

[last verge]

i beat lasagna once too

[undone bridge]

Bb4? 🤔

[digital phoenix]

its 4-1 i have to start again

[last verge]

Bb4 indeed

[undone bridge]

no, why would it be

[nimble niche]

congratulations you known something that a 2182 doesn't

[bright glade]

beat the shit out of @last verge for me please

[digital phoenix]

@last verge come play a few bullet

im gonna lose btw im tilted

[undone bridge]

yay! i'm so good when i can see an eval bar and am not the one at the baord wowow

what is

[rain crest]

I would simply checkmate

[undone bridge]

oh the englund?

cool

it gets better for white when black sac's the queen tho

[last verge]

scary

[steep isle]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/84707559759

I JUST WON AGAINST 1900!!! WOOHOOOO :4282_congapartyparrot:

[worn ice]

louiemen7 (1888) vs. Hakuri_Nikamaru (1647)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. c3 Nf6 5. d3 O-O 6. h3 h6 7. a3 a5 8. Bb3 b5 9. O-O a4 10. Bc2 d6 11. Re1 Na5 12. Nbd2 Qe7 13. Nf1 Re8 14. Ng3 Be6 15. Qe2 Nb3 16. Bxb3 Bxb3 17. Nh4 d5 18. Nhf5 Qe6 19. Qf3 dxe4 20. dxe4 Bc4 21. Be3 Bxe3 22. Rxe3 Rad8 23. Nf1 Nh7 24. Qg4 Qg6 25. Qh4 Qg5 26. Qxg5 Nxg5 27. h4 Ne6 28. Rg3 Kf8 29. N5e3 Nf4 30. Kh2 Bb3 31. Nf5 g6 32. Nxh6 Kg7 33. Ng4 Rh8 34. Re3 Rxh4+ 35. Kg3 Rh1 36. Rae1 Rd1 37. Rxd1 Nh5+ 38. Kf3 Bxd1+ 39. Re2 Rxf1 40. Ke3 Nf4 

[grim edge]

🔥

[grim edge]

blud really stole that from me

[grim edge]

yeah i stole it from somewhere

here

[digital phoenix]

clean

[grim edge]

yeah it was me who sent it

win more often

[last verge]

@bright glade IT BACKFIRED

[digital phoenix]

ok look i won one game

[grim edge]

Falafellöffel

[digital phoenix]

now accept rematch

[last verge]

no too scary im running away with my one win

[digital phoenix]

thank goodness i didnt lose 1-0

[bright glade]

smh

[somber plume]

anyone wanna do unrated rapid??? https://play.chess.com/2c9pM

[tawdry aurora]

Real

[digital phoenix]

@bright glade come bullet let me shoot my shot

[last verge]

1-1 no adoption today

i told you im actually goated

[grim edge]

idc

[bright glade]

no im tilted after seeing how stupidly duck is able to play bullet and get away with it

[grim edge]

Hello incho

[upbeat viper]

don't tilt for bullet

bullet isn't chess

[tawdry aurora]

RAHHHHH

[bright glade]

i lied im making excuses not to play lasagna

but thanks

[upbeat viper]

ha

[normal thunder]

why is 1. a3 or 1. a6 working so well xd

[upbeat viper]

psychological advantage

[normal thunder]

wdym

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

[upbeat viper]

your opponent must be lost to not play prep

idk else

maybe they don't take it seriously and play badly because of that

[grim edge]

Chat died

Chat always dies when i enter

[digital phoenix]

prep is for losers

[grim edge]

fax

[digital phoenix]

try prepping against this

[upbeat viper]

kek

I mean

who plays 1. g3

[fossil trout]

yo this chess addiction has become a bit of a prob now

[pliant plover]

Something wrong with 1.g3?

[noble trail]

Indeed

[upbeat viper]

👀

ohno

[pliant plover]

[upbeat viper]

a big player

[pliant plover]

Where

[upbeat viper]

ah no you're right

mb

[pliant plover]

[upbeat viper]

let's say a famous player then

mister streamer

[mild apex]

bikfoot

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Wouter Bik (bikfoot)

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Name: Wouter Bik (bikfoot)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: True
Streamer: True

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2309 (2355 peak)
Blitz: 2140 (2293 peak)
Bullet: 2300 (2445 peak)

[pliant plover]

Just a humble viewer

[grim edge]

hi chat

[upbeat viper]

magnus playing in 1hr

pog

[grim edge]

Maybee

[grim edge]

hype

[upbeat viper]

if he plays some random shit I'll laugh

[grim edge]

1. f3

[pliant plover]

Nah he's very serious about winning this tournament

[upbeat viper]

his opponent would be disgusted

[pliant plover]

Only thing he hasn't won yet

[grim edge]

Barnes the best

[upbeat viper]

ah ?

ow

[mystic stream]

Joe does

[grim edge]

he plays the bongcloud 💀

[upbeat viper]

so we'll have a true tryhard

nice to know

[mystic stream]

Did u meet him

[upbeat viper]

he'll get his elo back to peak

[last verge]

who's joe? 😊

[upbeat viper]

JOE MAMA

[mystic stream]

Joe Biden

[grim edge]

bast how much Spanish do you speak

[rancid gale]

yo

[upbeat viper]

none

[grim edge]

so im better than you cus i had 2 years of french

[upbeat viper]

🤔

define better tho'

[grim edge]

simply better

[upbeat viper]

hmmm

anyway

HxH

[mystic stream]

Bonjour misseus

[upbeat viper]

monsieur*

[grim edge]

imma be playing tetris until magnus plays

[mystic stream]

Bonjour monster

[upbeat viper]

close enough

smh

tiring chat

[grim edge]

Barget barget cwason wee wee mon amee

first to ratio me wins absolutely nothing

[mystic stream]

Oui oui

[upbeat viper]

smh

there

[grim edge]

YOUR VOICE

[upbeat viper]

have fun

[upbeat viper]

simp

[grim edge]

ITS SO SATISFYING

[upbeat viper]

okay def simp

[grim edge]

huh

[upbeat viper]

smh

bye

[grim edge]

huhhh

[mystic stream]

Oui oui

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/blyC2.gif

[mystic stream]

Don't be gone too long or u will get 50 pings like yesterdy

[grim edge]

Cuh all i said was ur voice is satisfying

[upbeat viper]

if it says you can't, I guess it means you can't

[undone bridge]

Dawg

[noble trail]

Do you mean au revoir

[mild apex]

bast voicing!!

[undone bridge]

No he means awr revere

[noble trail]

What’s that

[undone bridge]

Like the dude talmbout one if by lane, two if by sea

[abstract tapir]

Hey y’all

[undone bridge]

The dude talmbout some THE REDCOATS ARE COMING

[grim edge]

Blud said mon amour💀

[noble trail]

Paul Revere

[upbeat viper]

no idea

[upbeat viper]

yeah idk why

[undone bridge]

No that’s awr revere

[upbeat viper]

should've said ami

[digital phoenix]

dude i keep on getting 30 puzzle rush with 1min left and throwing

[upbeat viper]

brain bugged

[grim edge]

D'accord

[undone bridge]

Real and the thing says your average time per puzzle is 3 seconds and it’s like bruh

[high ledge]

Ur sound like a french guy
But i almost thought this was a google translate voice

[grim edge]

Probleme de competence i so french

[noble trail]

Present participle

[upbeat viper]

nice google trad

[nimble niche]

bast face reveal when?

[grim edge]

ur accent is thicc

[noble trail]

I’ve genuinely no idea 💀 my French is ass

[undone bridge]

Imagine French…

[mystic stream]

Now

[high ledge]

fr

[noble trail]

Women love it for some reason in America

Well some*

[undone bridge]

White women

[noble trail]

Correct

[grim edge]

Is it true that every two weeks there's a riot

[undone bridge]

I often am

[nimble niche]

Jeden Tag wir essen Katzen

[undone bridge]

Jk

[upbeat viper]

🗿

[upbeat viper]

no idea

[noble trail]

Omg mods he speaking not English 🦤

[mild apex]

@upbeat viper wirtual lost to sapnap

[nimble niche]

@upbeat viper send when?

[upbeat viper]

and shouldn't have once again

smh

and yes

[nimble niche]

It just means we eat cats every day

[noble trail]

Isn’t sapnap that Minecraft YouTuber

[mystic stream]

[grim edge]

why is it lowkey so cold

[undone bridge]

Least racist chess discordian 😻😻

[nimble niche]

I could've used fressen instead of essen because fressen means 'to eat' for animals

[noble trail]

Deez knights- hikaru

[keen parrot]

hi chat

[noble trail]

Omg it’s tilt

[mild apex]

hewo, hru

[keen parrot]

fr

[keen parrot]

great wbu

[mild apex]

just came back from skool, so tiring

[keen parrot]

i live in Sweden

[high ledge]

Soo cat translated to this enigmatic lang is katzen?

[mild apex]

my legs telling me to stop walking

[queen thicket]

Deutsche Sprache schwere Sprache 😉

[noble trail]

Omg you speak svenska

[upbeat viper]

kein Deutsch bitte

[keen parrot]

ommmm cat for breakfast lunch and dinner

[nimble niche]

it's German

[frosty glade]

hi chat

[mild apex]

english only pls

[keen parrot]

yes i speak svenska

[noble trail]

Trevlig 🇸🇪🇸🇪

[high ledge]

Hello pizza

[mystic stream]

Ingles only please

[queen thicket]

thats true

[mystic stream]

Porridge favor

[high ledge]

[mild apex]

[frosty glade]

so i just verified to discord

there we go

[upbeat viper]

indeed

[noble trail]

My father thought he was funny and didn’t teach me. Least I’m Swedish

[mystic stream]

🤣🤣

[nimble niche]

ommm bat water for dinner

[grim edge]

English is bad af

[noble trail]

I understand Italian only because I speak Spanish 💀

And even then it’s hard

[frosty glade]

uh

[keen parrot]

I understand Italian cause i speak Romanian lmao

[grim edge]

I understand both italian and Spanish

[queen thicket]

what stuff are you on? Can I get sth of that?

[grim edge]

Cuz i just alter english words

[noble trail]

Omg Tate language

Duolingo is so bad

[grim edge]

The human trafficking language

[keen parrot]

andrew cake

[noble trail]

The cheap apartments language

[mild apex]

cake yuumm

[nimble niche]

step 1: go outside and catch a cat
step 2: eat it

[noble trail]

The air does not consent

[grim edge]

The sparkling water language

[mild apex]

head to produce more air

[frosty glade]

chat do i stream me playing chess at 400 elo

[noble trail]

The steroids language