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the kings indian defense against the london system
fool's mate
mine's barnes opening
nah I think mine is the worst
nah i have something worse than that
no you don't
the kings indian defense against the fried liver
London
italian better
a way to make london players mad is the dutch defense
Typical 400 elo chat
im 1300 actually
"hey i'm 1300"
London players will play London against anything
Lmao london could destroy the dutch defense
Typical 400 elo chat
I could beat the dutch against a 2200
@jaunty kindle inspiration š„š„š„
Typical 400 elo chat
We should play sometime
IM NOT 400 ELO
Typical 400 elo chat
Typical 400 Elo chat
IM 1300
maybe
Unless they used to play smth else
same here i ain't 400 elo
Your so dumb it hurts me
lmfao
be nice Moon
You can't even use the right form of you're
English attack games are probs my favorite casual games to play
even against englund
If I play London I will probably play a Bg5 or Nc3 line against Dutch
Go to heck
lmfao

it's nice double edged positions
Sicilian Najdorf, English Attack?
Bro stood up for him and got that in response lmao
@nimble niche London premovers against Englund ššš
Yea
London is one of the best attacking openings
LOL
š
Iām preping that in an OTB tourney
it literally is
Jajaja no
fried liver better
most factual statement ever
magnus destroyed people with a london attack
Get out
Ur not magnus
āLondon attackā
cause heās magnus
I love facing it
dude youre literally 700 you have no right to talk here
Magnus can play bs and win
Roasted
i love playing traxler against fried liver
Atleast i know my shit, u dont
Very true
Guys
Progress update papi?
1 point Corpse
^
magnus could get 3050 blitz with bongcloud
Better to be an uncorrupted 700
Thanks moon
what's wrong?
Just play polerio, why traxler
Polerio better
Just donāt play E5
A CM did that against me once
Traxler is refuted garbage
idk what's that but might check it out
Your making me proud

This is a proud teacher moment
Got to 1940 today, on a 5 game winstreak. Iāll play again tomorrow 

Moon best coach
e5 is the best response to e4!
Hi corpses
Hi indirect
WWW š„š„š„
"umm actually London is the most aggressive and imbalanced opening" 
I honestly don't know if Magnus would be able to beat a 2000 with the bongloud, it's just too weak, you just keep attacking the king
caro khan exiist
imagine coaching a 2k3
Donāt buy plushy sub
I could beat anyone in this chat with the london as a 1300
time to get on the flight back to Trondheim š«”
Youāll understand once your not stuck at U2000 
Hikaru did it. Magnus can do it easily
@lean bolt Play him
I am sad plushy likes levy more than me
if hikaru can get 3000 with bongcloud magnus can prolly do it but better
Wrong
I will play you bullet
fr e5 is refuted if white finds the right second move 
i keep forgetting i need a opening for black
RƩal
Qh5 fs
Fine
Aint have to do me like that. Ill get there soon tho
i've been playing black with no preparations whatsoever
obviously Nc3
Beat me with the London in bullet
My wr is like 72%
what's some recommendations?

Hikaru got to 3000 with bongcloud only
Go indirect
Voldemort comin up with the most L takes
š
no lichess link
Lmaoo
LMFAO
lmfao
L
Go indirect
Lmfao
@lean bolt dms
Let me beat him in bullet first
I am actually starting to feel dead inside now
Sure buddy
guys anyone who knows a good openings for black?
29 hours without sleep
@lean bolt Send it in my server so we can watch it
Gl
Talk about same
Okay I will watch, Go beat him for me
in vc
anyone wanna 1 versus 1
anyways will soon be on the plane back to Trondheim
^ this
he isn't joining cuz hes scared
Dubs cellen have a safe trip
after I arrive home it will be like 31 hours without sleep, so uhhh yeah Iām kinda dead
It takes time
btw the guy is cheating pretty sure
Iām the danger himself 
Ik
rip
anyone wanna play a 10 minute game
he dropped a 10 acl
Yeah otherwise he doesnāt have the guts to play indirect
whats a 10 acl
now it makes more sense
what's ur rating
i forgot
anyone wanna play a blexyibnhjklwsbvgbhaunjioslwmnbdyghublitz match? 3 min?
sure
Skyler I'm not in Danger Skyler
the digits in my rating add up to 16
i'mma send link
is that helpful
808
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1870
Bruh
wbu
close
1837
1960
im currently 2300 lichess rapid
So 50 cc
Anyways time to go š¶
did you look at my cc profile
Let's play sometime
Chess com?
?
Noooooš«£
Let's play unrated rapid
okey dokey
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This chess app lets you play for free for only 25 times...
2023
what app is that
Chess Remix
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1. d4 [e6] 2. Nf3 d5 3. g3 b6 4. Bg2 Bb7 5. O-O Nc6 6. c4 dxc4 7. Nbd2 Bd6 8. Nxc4 Nf6 9. Nxd6+ Qxd6 10. e3 Nd5 11. Re1 O-O-O 12. e4 Nf6 13. e5 Qd5 14. exf6 gxf6 15. Ne5 Nxe5 16. Bxd5 Rxd5 17. dxe5 Rxd1 18. Rxd1 fxe5 19. Bg5 Bc6 20. Rac1 Kb7 21. Rd8 Rxd8 22. Bxd8 Kc8 23. Bf6
nice
Your elo not the year bruh
š„± to easy
The digits in my rating add up to 12
I confused my theory
57
102
I was supposed to play d6 first, and was so confused
Genius
are you stupid
Smh I saw that nub
1+0+2?
We can review tmr
that adds up to 102 not 12 idiot
Bruh
1+0+2=102
It equals 3 doofus
Send again
no ur dumb
no im being serious im 2023
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Yeah ok bruh
okay no brilliant again 
Did he lose
10+2 =12
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I direct won
Yeah u direct
Because the London is trash
Oh
but i misplayed my theory
Bruh I was in the game
im playing a 2400 on lichess and he played the wrong move for the accelerated panov
Youāre not allowed to play rated rapid again
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Sorry bruh
he went quiet after the loss
Smh, you donāt need theory to crush a london player
not until next year
I am 1700+ DOES THAT MEAN I AM 2000 IN LICHESS?
or until im confident i can grind for 2200
Fr fr
Get a win against a 500 for 1 elo
More like 1900
i currently have a better position against a 2400 on lichess
How is this not a brilliant
More like 2800
You'll never know if you don't play on lichess
What are you sacing blud
Why would it be
You're blind
Saccing pawn oh wow like bruh
indirect did you win
A pawn??
I was like 2k lichess when I was 1600cc
Real
You have to sac a piece
If he takes the pawn by the rook I take with check when he takes with pawn I take with bishop and win a pawn and target his queen
In no world should it be
Itās a trade off with the pawn tho
lchss is illegal
šæ
@lean bolt You made him leave the server
Bc rook attacks bishy and gets pawn back even without the extra pizzazz
Nicely done
I had mate in 2 after
- Algebraic notation better
- Thatās not sacrificing anything
this is the most position ever
Ws
He went king over
White lost right?
Yeah but the reason itās not brilliant is because itās really a trade youāre not saccing a pawn
Only thing I dont like from lc is the takeback feature
still going
did 23
to recommend?
Also stocky doesnāt think youāre worthy
I'm a bad stoodent
and youāre 1500
dang thatās sad
I be having the biggest dilemma if i wanna allow it or not š
I know I did it
Thatās the only thing I like from lc
ok[
I've adopted mohit before
Yea it's because you already have teacher in youtube haha
ok
If I decline it makes me feel like a scumbag, but at the same time⦠skill issue yk

true
OMG
1900s talking trash on people 1k elo below them and trying to say they're good
@ornate ivy he blocked me
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lmfao
Real like actually real
Ws indirect
But why?
How did you get friend of the server btw
Play a real sacrifice and then talk
He talked, a lot
Lol
Real sacrifice
Sacrificing pieces isn't hard wdym
I help everyone and im kind to everyone although I don't believe that, that's way people say
But like a real brilliant sac
A real sac as in a good one
What not way
Frfr
Auto correct is stupid on mobile
Dw I donāt believe it either
Qxf3?
Chess.com gives basic sacks brilliant
Jk lmao
I guess that was misclick from your opponent 
Sometimes
Well not basic sacs
Is starky here?
Sometimes discovery attacks are brilliants sometimes great or best
did you take
counter sac
You donāt believe your kind 
Confusion
i was fighting in court as im charged with sexual assault then a truck come flying towards me and i died and i got reincarnated into a saucepan owned by the most beautiful woman in the world of magic
Pansexual Lore:
Wtf lol
the most random thing of all time
Moral dilemma frfr
H
How is it a moral dilemma š
I feel you know if your kind or not
400 elos, take notes
Nice!
TAKE GHE BISHOP
1v1?
free bishop
What the moon said
in a bit in a game rn
Smash
100% smash
š Ngl I wish I could steal elo from ppl
GM Levy Rozman
Titled player as well š
Fr
Ok
What am I missing š š¶
Fork
It's just a fork
I didn't miss that
i was the best chess player then when i got checkmated i died of instantaneous combustion and i got reincarnated as a pawn being played by a cute cat girl who was playing against a rat
Just laughing tho
If you are not at this level yet, just how?
Hello
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LETS GOOOOO
Even more
congrats!!!
Congratulations
Congrats senor

Thanks! 
That's too nice!
Thanks a lot š
Cheers, Zax š
Ikr!!
i was cooking a ratatouille and i slipped and died of severe brain damaged caused by the skull shattering upon impact and i got reincarnated into a textbook @hard gyro was gonna hold to draw cute animals with until the end of college
Would you rather: be as good as magnus carlsen at chess or be able to study any tactic, openings, etc in under a second?
2nd option

yes cause magnus isnt perfect
2nd option.
both would make chess even more boring
i disagree
Nah, Bongcloud tactics go brrr
I would win a lot of money playing in tournaments but they would not be really fun anymore

Who isn't?
1958
hi
hi Squid 2
im the real squid wdym
Iāve heard this before
who is this other loser ass squid
is he a hacker or smth
been grinding non stop for months and ive encountered like 1000 cheaters WHY would u cheat in a mind game??? whats the point??
so we don't confuse
maybe they don't cheat ?
chess.com said they were cheating??
and you just feel like they do
im better š
oh well then yes
doubt
MY NAME
he's 2k+
name me āthe 2nd squid who is pro and the blunder godā @upbeat viper
too long ig
pls
but sure
yay
can't go farther
yay
:')
I have name perms lol
sorry
thanks
timeout me first
nah
ill do it again if u dont
me too me too i want time out for a day
i dont think ur admin/mod u liar
timeout me for a day
yayay
how can u not see that fork
ice cream to feel better
i played this game like 6 years ago and its coming back to me
chess is so hard
@ornate ivy ping him in chess academy and tell him an 800 beat him
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he blocked me
is saying YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like this allowed
same
yes but it's spamming tho
alr
it shows the peak if the api glitch is in effect
hey
hello dawg
Hello dawg


šš»
Hewoo dawg
dead chat
Dead chat fr
Thatās cause you both showed up
Come to chess talk we have better vibes than general
Jk š
I thought you are sleeping
It takes time to fall sleep
nah I can't relate to the chess talk
Throw your phone then close your eyes
nah i dont like it, no one responded
Dang chess talk is way better than general rip
never coming there again
Nooo š
I mean chat died when you joined soā¦
lol
Dead chat fr
you said it right when i left smh
last time I came to chess-talk, someone told me to come back here
ok I'll say it again
Dead chat fr(1)
Imo chess talk no diffs general
Typical 400 elo chat
and it still going, i did some calculation it should take 150 mins ish. but i fear i messed up and it's gonna take the whole night
people are so curel ngl
Fr the world is so curel
Fr world is curel
hit her with the bye and this is what happens
Dead chat fr
anyone want to play?
fr
one last bye and I'm never gonna talk to u again

Goodbye never come back š
shut up not u
Dead chat
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š
a
š«£
I have 2 badge in my profile(I am now popular)
š¤®
š
š®āšØ
YOOOOOOO
spamming, remove 1 O
no
buy by buoy boy boi
i know u can't do it
your boyfriend wants to be my boyfriend š

i find this move!
Woah!!
Ra8#
I was about to resign then I find this xD
smart fr
you could have mated without sack?
How
think there was a piece there
Ra8 Qa7 Rxa7 Ra5 Ra5#
There was definitely a piece queen took
ra8 rook blocks and takes mate?
That proves why brilliant move is a scam lol
No there was pawn so
brilliant move is only for sacrifices smh
oh the queen too pawn
I like sack a pieces with 4-5 moves calculation but only name as best move
i though that square was empty
Youāre just not worthy

While sack a piece with 2-4 moves calculation will be called as brilliant
Higher rated people get less brilliant because Maybe computer think it's not difficult for us to find

Fact
Padhai likhai kiya kar
Keep it English
Yes
first you finish school before telling others
What is your age
bonjour
Do you understand what he saying?
Yes I do but there is #ćšćrules he should keep it English
You indian?
we all understand what he is saying
Yes
is swearing not allowed
No
Ok
Why your name is Mohit2040 when u are not rated 2040
Just havenāt seen someone swear here yet
World is so curel fr fr
he was born in 2040
Yes world is so curel fr
It's not my rating idk why I keep 2040 in my name š
drats!
are you stalking me?
Yes
aww ā¤ļø
using grammar is a crime fr
Fr
no embed lol
Christ I am going to maime someone
So sending links
You are not trusted yet so just wait few days you will get it :)
Thanks :) didnāt know
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Cc will feel my wrath

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So which typical 400 elo ghost pinged me?

hi again dawg

hi chat
Hello chatter no.1 
hey aha
Do I get to ping mods on anything relatively close to that
I love pinging mods on small things and being a dick
oh its slay
you can 
how are u dawg
Still not gonna beat my message record
bored
@delicate island play with me
oh wait i never rly ask someone how they are š
its the dog fever i guess
woa
I'm not trying to 

?????
What
ig I'm just special
pinging mods is useless cause bast is always watching 
Donāt u want this absolutely useless role that does nothing š¤
Play with me i will beat you @delicate island
well a rare color
The Illusion of Superiority 
child abause

Should give mod perms also
fr, you worked hard for it ngl
you stayed late nights
I am also child so that is not child abuse :3
Abause
so just regular abuse?
not as fun
Bully
No
Yes
of course

Reach 1600 then I'll play with you
yes i love dogs so
Im pretty sure anyone and their cat could beat me at chessb
only 2 0s off
you're the best, no one can beat u
Just eat it
dogs are the best š„²
fr but I can't have pets lol
Funny you say that cause I have before 
Dogs provide dinner for a bit longer than cats but food is food
hi chat
Demons are best
hi chat
Hi
damn you were fast
imagine genchat priority š
im a fast typer wdym
scrumptious
or are you just happy to see me?
NO U ARE amd you could beat me dont lie
ew??
Oh cool! Thanks
Fiends are the best
I have 5 dogs and 8 cats lol
im kidding Jesus
Demons are best
Fiends
Ghost are best
so you love cats more than dogs?
nope
better not waste food
My caro kann > you
ofc not. I work at a chinese

Do u forgot what happened in last game u were -4
chinese restaurants > western ones
But you lost
smh can't take a joke
like imagine not having cats on the menu
fr
mate all of us are higher rated than you
Because I have 1400
My defence are god level
I'm like 400 elo :)
pisslow
Do /profile
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My blitz are the best fr
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Slow Issue
I don't play blitz and bullet
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connect account first
oceania is not real
Hmm
Finish him Fatality
then why do u have more cats than dogs?
fr
Dog >>
im traumatized
never had dog but cat is surprisingly tasty
???
I agree
australia does not exist
@tyrannosjuz didaurus_rex_
belgium is not real
I wanna 1v1 100 elo people
lithuania is not real
my cat is abit of a slag icl
armenia is just a concept
Huh
Oh I remember I have old account which is 100 elo

levon seeing this: š®
the genocide didn't happen but they deserved it
do u still eat decent food? lmao i heard most cases the owner doesn't afford food for himself bcs pet foods r expensive
decline en passant first ill show u the brick
Free coachwiingg (I am 700 elo)
Teach me
Ok
ofc I do lol. so do they
need to find out how i can be 700 rating too
I once said to a girl that mauritia isnāt a real country and she started crying :(
please dont
that amazing ngl
my dogs eats like a king thoš
its okay food is everything
spend your money on food
until you slip and make it ripš£š£
It mean u are
you mean everything is food
i am?
@upbeat viper it's getting a bit weird š
that's fine
you are everything
U said
Real men devour the inedible!!!
no because i dont say cats are tasty
uh ho
Mmm conkreet
thanks
Cats are very tasty u should give a try
and sevian
what?
Whisper is a chocolate here
i dont get men's humor ngl
Nm
no way are we basting rn?
theyre actually pretty stacked lol
the only problem is that it doesn't exist
its morning, get a break
we jus betterš„±
right right right right right no existo
sorry
??? @upbeat viper
hi bast
lewisw31
yeye
bro is gone š
i didn't get the joke

I think it was a failed pick up line

yeah i think so too
I think it was just a failed pickup line and they meant never mind
omg thanks
fr
I mean never mind :3
it's nvm
Yea she
Teach me shortforms
stop using nm as nevermind š
I will hehe
nm as nothing much
ok uhhh nm
ok blocked
Sup zoomers
Lol

Zoom zoom zoom
fyi: for your information
tbh: to be honest
tbr: to be real
are some that took me a while to understand
km s is short for kilometres
Teach me More
are you made of copper and tellurium??
lmao
lmao
Are you guys watching TV while playing chess on your PC and chatting here all at the same time zoom zoom zoomer
because your CuTe
bruh
stop lame cringe chat
if you was a vegetable you would be a cutecumber
What is happening here 
thank you
bast have u watched AoT?

ofc
These boys are
Zooming
I fnished the manga years ago tho'
my friends bet me i can't talk to the prettiest girl. wanna use their money to buy drinks?
i dont count blocks and random checks
rate the violence on a scale of 1-20 in anime
hi @keen parrot
Is vimun timed out?
chat here, I will unblock u
š¤
#freevimun
#wasjustajoke
meeeh like 16 for the first season, 12 for the rest
what he do
#freevimun
what did he do
there's much worse
his picked up line š
Something
I just got silenced on another server š
is chainsaw man more violent?
hello everyone
he said a cheesy pick up line?
violent š what did he do?
That is 18+
yeah
chainsaw man much more violent yep
lol
š
NOTTTTT BADDDDDDDDD
it's so bad
hehehehehe
roleplay
Roleplaying
roleplay
Skill issue
hii rio queen
Hello
hi @keen parrot speak here
uhh you think everyone's in your level or lower but nah
Hello cheese.com ppl
is bast gone?
How are you
Heli teach me chess
Hello lurker š«
LMAOO
No chance
lmao
She is 2000
I have a chance
No u don't have
I defeated 2000 before lol(2 times)
only?
why does GAME REVIEW show my rating 1000 elo. my rating is lower
Yes
Do it 23 more times
are u really muted or u cappin? @keen parrot
How many time lost to 2000
No, I am too lazy
how many 2000+ have you beaten with wayward queen?
girl you pinged me 3 times in 10 minutes
is bast lurking?
i thought more
smh your boyfriend should be jealous rn
aaa i thought you were timed out for a day
girl dont put malice
im not @teal dragon
0
lmao are u okay @teal dragon?
he doesn't seem okay
still muted
not a couple hundreds?
this looks good now
i kinda deserved 10 mins but not more
Yes
How many time lost a 2000
I feel like bast is still lurking in chat rn
3
down bad pickup line
he sent some cringey as pick up line
pickup line
skullemoji
i only sent it to one and she didn't like it
LMAO
can't get lucky
fr, failed miserably
ok
ok bast is here
not just bast lol
sydney morning herald
wait it feels weird to say that but at least im a girl
never seen this many mods show up
false
woman
peak at 11 once ig
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