💬〡general-off-topic

[nova verge]

Slay queen

[little escarp]

god damn it

[grim edge]

idk girl, put that in your sense. I already got some ppl to say it lmao

[keen parrot]

slaty quewn

[grim edge]

even tilt hehe

[little escarp]

jesus christ😭

[grim edge]

💅

[daring oyster]

the curse has been inherited

[keen parrot]

yeah your fault

[nova verge]

✅

[little escarp]

mmmm slaty

[nova verge]

Salty

[grim edge]

not my fault you're slaying too much that i just had to say it to you

[daring oyster]

mmmm love em salty chips

[little escarp]

salty peanut butter

[nova verge]

Me too! Especially the chips from Taiwan

[daring oyster]

mmm thats disgusting

[little escarp]

mmm salty fee-

[daring oyster]

mm salty.. banned

[little escarp]

ultrakill players where

[little escarp]

salty fet-

[daring oyster]

ULTRAAKILLLL

[little escarp]

yoo

[daring oyster]

i dont play dat anymore :kekw:

[nova verge]

Yo yo yo

https://tenor.com/view/hoezaay-sup-yo-yo-rap-rapper-gif-25521647

[little escarp]

😔 my hands shall relish endign you

[daring oyster]

NAA DING LIRING GONNA KILL MEH

[little escarp]

gues what

[daring oyster]

joe

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-piesio-omg-pies-jojo-gif-7549920

[little escarp]

ultrakill players consist of femboys

[daring oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-no-image-perms-epic-embed-fail-laughing-emoji-gif-25041403

[daring oyster]

everyone knows

[little escarp]

ofc

[nova verge]

I just used gifs

[little escarp]

same thing

[nova verge]

Oh my bad

[daring oyster]

omgah its nugget guy 💀

[little escarp]

everybody gangsta until the quiet sits on his chair like v2

real

[lucid minnow]

can I add an alt to server?

[little escarp]

idc

[digital phoenix]

as long as u dont use it to ban evade yes

[lucid minnow]

Ohkk

[daring oyster]

i want a nugget

i want wings

i want anything chicken related that is not an organ

what...

ok

[silent quest]

Hello

[digital phoenix]

like my misspelt name

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

This is the Chess.com profile of lasanga. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1600 (2309 peak)
Blitz: 2343 (2424 peak)
Bullet: 2021 (2136 peak)

[daring oyster]

notlasagna ✨

[digital phoenix]

i put display as lasanga but i have a nick here

[daring oyster]

i cant open ur profile again the sumi pfp gonna kill me

radiation 💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tilt

This is the Chess.com profile of tilt. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1600 (2346 peak)
Blitz: 2352 (2525 peak)
Bullet: 1600 (2572 peak)

[keen parrot]

my blitz so low

almost las level

[digital phoenix]

i can grind 2400 again when i feel like it

[keen parrot]

same

[random drum]

hey

I'll leave from that account

[grim edge]

Whys this brilliant?

I blundered the knight in the game and lost but got a briliant

[tawny zenith]

hey

Dead chat

[midnight fjord]

?

[tawny zenith]

ofc when I say my first message

[grim edge]

If he takes there is mate in 3

[keen parrot]

lmao

[grim edge]

Mate in 2

[clear sequoia]

Where is the mate?

[keen parrot]

yea idk about the mate chief

[tawny zenith]

is use of caps and repetition of letters allowed

any mods here

[random drum]

Hey guyzz I am amay from my new account I will not use my other I account I'll send req to you from this account

[tawny zenith]

ok just look at my bio and see what I want to say

[honest zephyr]

Pawn takes knight bishop takes knight+

[grim edge]

I thought there is bishop on b4 diagonal

Lol

[clear sequoia]

That's check, not mate.

[grim edge]

lmao

[tawny zenith]

YOOO

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/idk-gif-24301301

[tawny zenith]

where image perms

[grim edge]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@tawny zenith With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[onyx geode]

I took them

[tawny zenith]

AHHH

[tawny zenith]

why

[grim edge]

nub

[tawny zenith]

Thanks ig

[onyx geode]

Because democrazy

[grim edge]

read it if u want image perms

[tawny zenith]

RAHHHH

[keen parrot]

girl you went through hundreds of msgs to reply to mine

[tawny zenith]

yes

[naive arrow]

hi

[grim edge]

no girl, i opened my laptop and you're always in my screenshot smh

[grim edge]

14 tooth graham <3

[lime jay]

im going insane

[grim edge]

Axb5 bxb5 ke7 qb4+ qd6 bxd6 cxd6 qxd6 ke8 nxc7 mate

get a life

Hi

[onyx geode]

What is anything anymore

[tawny zenith]

@outer pendant

[clear sequoia]

After axb4 Bxb4+ black has no good moves:

• Nc6 Bxc6+ just loses material
• c6 dxc6!! Rxa5 c7+ Bd7 cxd8=Q+ Kxd8 Bxa4 Bxa4 0-0 and white is up a a rook and 3 passed pawns for bishop and knight. (probably the best continuation for black)
• Ke7 Qxb4+ and white is up two pawns and black's king is suspicious.
• Qd7 Bxd7+ and white is up a queen
• Bd7 Bxd7+ Qxd7 Qxa8+ and white is up an exchange and three pawns and black's king is suspicious.

[onyx geode]

👍

[grim edge]

Oh

[tawny zenith]

fake probs

[onyx geode]

I aint reading allat

[clear sequoia]

After axb5 Bxb5+ black goes c6, not Ke7.
But even after Ke7 Qxb4+ there is Kf6, which is not mate any time soon.

[tawny zenith]

hi

[grim edge]

Ok

[tawny zenith]

did my roles update

Dead chat

💀

[keen parrot]

face reveal

[grim edge]

slay

[keen parrot]

except my face isn't revealed

[grim edge]

lmao

[keen parrot]

and that i have no idea who that is

[grim edge]

exactly

face reveal but the face is entirely covered

[keen parrot]

ear reveal

[grim edge]

Ded chat 😦

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[stuck kestrel]

my name is muhammad

?

what?

no u

i can tell

[grim edge]

im still wondering what muhammad means

I've encountered with at least 20 people with the name

[stuck kestrel]

ik what it means cuz its my name

it means “praiseworthy” in arabic

i dont need go google it i knew it before google was created

[daring oyster]

were you alive before google got created 💀

[stuck kestrel]

nope

[daring oyster]

nice

[weary hearth]

Does anyone knows where I can participate in a chess tournament

[grim edge]

Hi

Duck

I know

Go to chess club

Then ask them

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

Hi tilt

[bright glade]

least obvious scam

[daring oyster]

lmao

[grim edge]

Why are u here ?

[teal dragon]

Damn bro

[daring oyster]

wtf you and incho have a son

WHAT IS THIS CREATURE

[bright glade]

u had surgery last week and just broke ur ankle

most understandable story

[weary hearth]

Where is chess club

[teal dragon]

Yeah... accidents happened one night

[daring oyster]

Thats why you need protection!

[upbeat viper]

@wheat furnace don't ask for money

common sense bruh

[fresh wind]

funny how that's your first message in the server despite being here over a month...

[teal dragon]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[upbeat viper]

🔨 ?

[grim edge]

Ask google

[mild nest]

scam is what im thinking

[daring oyster]

..

[keen parrot]

alice is 18 and incho is not

[lament bough]

https://tenor.com/view/beyonce-out-of-my-way-peasants-gif-10493039

[mild nest]

when chesscom api fixed?

[grim edge]

How u know

[fresh wind]

@wheat furnace bye bye

[keen parrot]

i know everything

[upbeat viper]

@wheat furnace do you have a chess.com account ?

[lament bough]

Has to be done

[grim edge]

What is address

My*

[teal dragon]

Don't try get people banned

[grim edge]

What do u mean ?-?

[teal dragon]

Shut up mistake

[lament bough]

Please stand whilst we remember Arthur

[weary hearth]

Bro I meant online tournaments

[grim edge]

He is still in server

[lament bough]

https://tenor.com/view/blind-robin-hood-poor-disney-beggar-gif-14700496

[grim edge]

Lol

[teal dragon]

<@&745328830649991179>

[keen parrot]

mods are chinese

i wasted a super reaction on that one yk

[lament bough]

Did you know that if you are only rated 2300 then you’re not good? That was the claim of someone in improvement talk. 😂😂😂

[sweet pumice]

🫃

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

don't post post your balls in chat

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/carl-xvi-gustaf-king-sweden-gif-4135108

[teal dragon]

IM GONNA DO IT

[keen parrot]

DO IT

[teal dragon]

Im gonna post my balls in chat!!!

IM GONNA DO ITTT

[keen parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/753552772665966666/1130958469424496741/giphy.gif

[lament bough]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-rolling-racing-rolling-on-ball-yoga-balls-gif-15365855

[teal dragon]

IM GONNA DO IT

[lament bough]

Do it

[grim edge]

@grim edge who is your mom

[lament bough]

Peer pressure always wins

[grim edge]

Lol

Who is second

[fast kiln]

heyyyy guysss wghats up hahahahaa

i'm on 0 hours of sleep cuz i was up all night watching a rom com

[keen parrot]

i read that last part as watching your mom com

[fast kiln]

i was watching your mom com

[grim edge]

@grim edge what is your age

[keen parrot]

no reply, must be 12 or younger

[rare furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/campechano-covid-dog-cute-face-mask-gif-17010661

[daring oyster]

yes im still in my mommys tummy

i snuggled a phone

[hasty raven]

I am never opening #💬〡general-off-topic again

[keen parrot]

smart choice

[gilded jetty]

omg

@gilded jetty

@gilded jetty

[broken portal]

@keen parrot that looks unstoppable

[keen parrot]

yeah its tough now

[broken portal]

i see the rook sac

and ur setup from a mile away but didnt think much of it

[keen parrot]

i think its forced mate now

[broken portal]

ill let u play it out then

[keen parrot]

gg

[broken portal]

the fact i knew it was coming after bf6

[jaunty roost]

[teal dragon]

Hi girlies

[keen edge]

why

[lusty wren]

yo

[teal dragon]

Dead chat

[lusty wren]

what is an idea

[swift panther]

when will actual optimizations be added to chesscom app?

[teal dragon]

Patata i blame u for killing chat

[upbeat viper]

who play on the app ?

[daring oyster]

why me sad now

[teal dragon]

Soru

[lusty wren]

when will actual other chess games be added to chesscom app?

[broken portal]

sometimes

[upbeat viper]

🤔

[random drum]

Chess com on website >> on app

[upbeat viper]

variants ?

[upbeat viper]

fact

[lusty wren]

arrows >> no arrows

[random drum]

why the are not giving those features on app too? I mean do u have any idea

[lusty wren]

i wish someday it will be there

[upbeat viper]

no need arrows, there are no arrows OTB

[upbeat viper]

no idea

[stuck kestrel]

app >

[upbeat viper]

I'm only mod

[stuck kestrel]

there can be

[random drum]

yeah that's why I said do u have any idea lol but ig they will do that in future

[random drum]

are u okay?

[stuck kestrel]

they hate us app users

[upbeat viper]

imagine someone bringing paper arrows placing them during the matches

[stuck kestrel]

hikaru :

[lusty wren]

https://tenor.com/view/up-huh-look-up-what-is-it-gif-15405060

[keen parrot]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/8lpPm6t0P3JAWXOqePQ0jFVY2hcbJphHLsoepF3czTk/https/media.tenor.com/t3eS45iAssIAAAPo/black-man-jail.mp4 hi chat

[primal fern]

@lusty wren !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @lusty wren, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

stop sending my face plz

[keen parrot]

also how tf did i turn a gif into a video

[random drum]

Hikaru captured the queen

in real life

Iranian queen

[keen parrot]

Levy has a forced mate with two minor pieces
||(not in real life wtf)||

[inland shore]

[random drum]

Idk what they will do if they go on a date. "e4 e5,Nf3 Nc6.... etc etc"

[keen parrot]

hey bbg, have you seen the new line in the milner-barry gambit?

[grim edge]

welcome, connect ur account

[warped galleon]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

neurolink i have a question for you

[primal fern]

what's can i help you with

[keen parrot]

i need drink money

[grim edge]

I’m currently writing a disstrack on the server, do i have permission to diss you in it?

[keen parrot]

its better without consent

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

[primal fern]

as long as you only refer to me as neuro or neurolink and make it accessible for me to view sure lol

[grim edge]

Aight

not yet, brother being a bitch

[keen parrot]

top him

[grim edge]

Bro being an opp fr

he will buy them just needa pay him some extra money

💀💀

[humble cliff]

particle accelerator (loud warning)

[grim edge]

Ay bitch i’ll give u $20 if u buy me some cigars

[teal dragon]

I just used the best shampoo of my life

[grim edge]

no no, i pay for the cigars and pay him to get the cigars

[keen parrot]

did you use my special formula

[teal dragon]

You know it

[grim edge]

i’ll get my sister to take the photo 💀

[keen parrot]

she cute?

[grim edge]

and my parents will NOT be home

[keen parrot]

she probably tall ahh tho

[grim edge]

she underage and has a boyfriend

[keen parrot]

damn

https://tenor.com/view/happycupcake-gif-22997102

[teal dragon]

I want a tall ahh mommy to craddle my 5'7 ass like a baby

[grim edge]

just under 5”11 i believe

[keen parrot]

i wanted to ping ivy but she left the server kek

[grim edge]

id get disowned on the spot

[teal dragon]

No cap

[keen parrot]

at least im taller, plus the competition is only one dude

[teal dragon]

My grandparents are like 4 foot its crazy

That gives me name change idea

Its about time first of the month

[grim edge]

smh

anyway the album cover gonna be dope when i get the cigars

[teal dragon]

🔥🔥

[graceful lintel]

[teal dragon]

Cosa bassissima

[keen parrot]

bet

[runic totem]

chess is for nerds 🤓

[teal dragon]

Nah i lied they like 4'10

[keen parrot]

fr @grim edge

[grim edge]

💀

[mint yew]

Guess The Opening #6:

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Nf3 O-O 5. e3 d5 6. Bd3

[keen parrot]

sorry for ping

[teal dragon]

Callihope!!!

[grim edge]

Helloo

[keen parrot]

i didnt know miciela is your grandma

[grim edge]

February is the worst day

Why are cigars so fking expensive wtf 💀

How to enter a crypt

[keen parrot]

should have bought snus instead

[teal dragon]

Whats her farlight pfp bc she forgor

[keen parrot]

ill check gimme a sec

[grim edge]

I wanna meet my dead body

[grim edge]

i ain’t buying cigars for the nicotine i’m buying cigars for the look

[teal dragon]

Bro thinks hes the top g

[grim edge]

Bottom g

small g

you can’t tell smoking 5 cigars at once for an album cover wont look cool

How to find my dead body

How do i fix a dead body

[keen parrot]

its a duck

[grim edge]

@grim edge how r u

@grim edge im fine hbu

[keen parrot]

snus looks cooler ngl

[grim edge]

@grim edge thats good to hear, im doing fine too

[keen parrot]

cigars mid ahh

but i bet its hella expensive over there

[grim edge]

cap

@grim edge mhm yk the uh

@grim edge the what?

[keen parrot]

you dont chew it

[grim edge]

@grim edge the... Uh.. Scrap that

@grim edge oh.. Okay

[keen parrot]

how expensive even is it abroad

[grim edge]

Water vapour

Magnesium

Hmm whats that?

[teal dragon]

Semen

[grim edge]

Ok good bye

i found some cheap ass cigars called Pacifico Panatella Cigar 1s

[grim edge]

Huhhhhhh

[grim edge]

Ok bye bye

See u soon

Lmfao probably is but it’s cheap as fk

Yeah same byeee-- (fades)

waves

[keen parrot]

your brother a hoe for charging that much

[grim edge]

like $28

waves back

[grim edge]

aud

[keen parrot]

when i buy my bro snus i take like 10%

[grim edge]

i might just buy 3 💀

if i can’t find any cheaper

[keen parrot]

bro just buy one and put it in your mouth

[verbal bone]

my favorite type of fish >:3

[keen parrot]

have that as the album cover

[grim edge]

Whats that

[grim edge]

maybe yeah

[keen parrot]

put sunglasses on or some shit

[grim edge]

Chess is so chessy

[grim edge]

i got one of those russian hats might wear that

Anyways hello chat

That was enough monologuing

Idk if i spelt that right

[grim edge]

shut up nerd

💀

hm

[grim edge]

its okay, I'll show this to her

[keen parrot]

you only replied to my msgs....

this is 🇷🇴 removal

[teal dragon]

Blud onto something

[grim edge]

feeling

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[brave siren]

5 am

[grim edge]

girl you're the only who pinged me

Am I real

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/carl-xvi-gustaf-king-sweden-gif-4135131

[teal dragon]

No you are a ghost of the fragmentum

[grim edge]

;-;

[upbeat viper]

;-;

[grim edge]

buy deez

[teal dragon]

Deez what?

[grim edge]

Oh, its a mod, run..

[upbeat viper]

no D:

stay with me

[grim edge]

idk

[teal dragon]

5.3B views

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge don't post such thing

[grim edge]

Oh ok sure

[old thistle]

Me when I see myself in a mirror each morning

[grim edge]

Stop me

[upbeat viper]

I can

[grim edge]

Same

[grim edge]

I can’t

i’ll just send my brother to a cigar store and make him buy it

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moR4uw-NWLY

80s jap

perfect

[grim edge]

isn’t there like a rap song made from that

[stuck kestrel]

u are india?

[upbeat viper]

no idea

[keen parrot]

racist wtf

[upbeat viper]

wowowoowo

[grim edge]

;-;

[grim edge]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ETecZsoA0jo

[upbeat viper]

[stuck kestrel]

i have ur ip

[grim edge]

yeah there is

[grim edge]

grrr

Hehehehaw

[stuck kestrel]

ok tell me where i live

[upbeat viper]

anyway

[keen parrot]

bro called them japs and people just went with it 😭

[upbeat viper]

let's get back to HxH

[grim edge]

stfu

[stuck kestrel]

lets not

[grim edge]

LMAO

[grim edge]

Killua~

[stuck kestrel]

omg how did u know !!1!1!

[upbeat viper]

:3

https://tenor.com/view/hxh-killua-gif-19471667

[stuck kestrel]

gon

[grim edge]

He's so cuteee

[upbeat viper]

he is

[stuck kestrel]

isnt he a minor

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/killua-hunter-x-hunter-eating-gif-14290478

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/sram-clash-royale-miner-gif-25905073

[upbeat viper]

oh

[upbeat viper]

this one will be my new CC pfp

brb

[stuck kestrel]

No i was joking ur 500-999 i will lose to u

[grim edge]

Imagine CC and not CR

[stuck kestrel]

japs is a slur?

[grim edge]

Clash royale better than chess

[stuck kestrel]

coc >

[gusty cedar]

Is there any plans to make bots from pogchamps 5 an option again?

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chess.com/member/bastouraa

this is perfect

[grim edge]

Lmao imagine no 2K

[stuck kestrel]

general chat trying not to die for 5 seconds :

[upbeat viper]

no idea

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

i’m a goat

[grim edge]

Oh my days

[stuck kestrel]

whats that

[gusty cedar]

Just wanna play low elo chess with a tyler1 bot for the memes

[grim edge]

huh

[stuck kestrel]

?

[stuck kestrel]

what is that in the picture

[grim edge]

Clash of clans

[grim edge]

His CoC

[upbeat viper]

oh hi Doof

[stuck kestrel]

coc is a game?

[grim edge]

AGH SO CUTEEE

[upbeat viper]

ikr

[stuck kestrel]

i didnt know that.

[grim edge]

yeah?

[grim edge]

I love playing coc

[stuck kestrel]

i love coc too

[clear sequoia]

My condolences then, somebody put a lot of buildings onto your beautiful meadow.

[stuck kestrel]

i played clash of clans for a few days , got frustrated and deleted it

[stuck kestrel]

very punny

[grim edge]

I love killua so much

[grim edge]

i’ve played coc since 2014 but had my current account since like 2019-20

[upbeat viper]

marry him then

oh wait

[grim edge]

lmao

[upbeat viper]

he doesn't exist

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[grim edge]

Uh

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/bsfeC.gif

[keen parrot]

[stuck kestrel]

u cant marry a drawing

sadly.

[grim edge]

👀

[keen parrot]

bast is legit a boomer istg, he always spams gifs and shit

[stuck kestrel]

😐

[mild apex]

real

[keen parrot]

if bast had a 5 second slowmode he would get off discord

and never come back

[grim edge]

Yoo hello cat

[stuck kestrel]

wwe is fake

john xina, the rocc

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/killua-zoldyck-hunter-x-hunter-hxh-smile-giggle-gif-15340785

[stuck kestrel]

ufc >

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/weebs-out-weebs-out-get-out-of-here-anime-gif-16815896

[upbeat viper]

My Mother Academia ?

[grim edge]

Asking serious questions here

[upbeat viper]

what's that anime

[stuck kestrel]

have u watched khabib beat up people

[mild apex]

hewwooo

[upbeat viper]

Okay, I leave

[grim edge]

SHOTOOO

[keen parrot]

Your Father Alefttobuymilk

[upbeat viper]

u weeb simp

[stuck kestrel]

yes he retired

[upbeat viper]

bye

[grim edge]

;-;

[mild apex]

what

[upbeat viper]

[stuck kestrel]

my cousin forces me to watch F1 and ufc

football is the only valid sport

[grim edge]

Explain this then

[stuck kestrel]

OMG THE GREAT KHALI

[mild apex]

siuu

[stuck kestrel]

🙏

[grim edge]

volleyball better

[stuck kestrel]

respect the great khali

[upbeat viper]

;-;

[grim edge]

Answer honestly tho

MU or MCity

[stuck kestrel]

Cringe

[mild apex]

just played volleyball tdy with fweins, got hit by the head twice cus they trash

[stuck kestrel]

depends. history, current strength?

ew hell no

[grim edge]

lmfao

[grim edge]

Which u prefer

[mild apex]

new to the server

[stuck kestrel]

all american sports are ass

[stuck kestrel]

neither. I like madrid

[grim edge]

Heheheh relatable

[stuck kestrel]

yeah and permanent brain trauma from all that tackling is also fire 🔥

[mild apex]

btw, we gather around like a circle and play, not with the court

[grim edge]

basically australian football

[grim edge]

Ah okay

[stuck kestrel]

American football players usually have neurological problems later in life

[grim edge]

W

[mild apex]

i hate spiking

although its cool but\

[stuck kestrel]

paranoid schizophrenia , dementia etc

[tawny zenith]

I hate the trusted role

[mild apex]

w

[stuck kestrel]

wwe is literally fake

[mild apex]

u too?

[grim edge]

I love targeting spikes at people

[stuck kestrel]

#reaction-roles

[fast void]

blud who is this chessbutgreek guy and why is he in my dms

[grim edge]

every single tv show is fake yet people watch it, it’s called ENTERTAINMENT

[grim edge]

Yea I've got countless nosebleeds💀

[tawny zenith]

YOOOOOOOO

[mild apex]

3 types of spikers, either spike the floor, spike to the moon or murder spike

[stuck kestrel]

its much more fun to watch ufc, its real and entertaining both

[mild apex]

u r getting targetted?

[stuck kestrel]

real = more entertaining

[grim edge]

real

[stuck kestrel]

undertake deez nuts

[grim edge]

Most of the time im not watching the ball.. So💀

i love blocking setter dumps

seeing the pure sadness in the setters face brings me enjoyment

[mild apex]

dreamer ....

[grim edge]

Every moment we stray further from god

blocking is best part of volleyball fr

[upbeat viper]

meow

no religion

[mild apex]

meow

[upbeat viper]

[mild apex]

bast suddenly a cat

[upbeat viper]

nah

[grim edge]

[mild apex]

basting

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/bprdl.gif

[grim edge]

Hmm..

[upbeat viper]

to bast is a verb now

yeah idk why

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/mankind-undertaker-hellinacell-gif-4967360

[upbeat viper]

people be weird

[grim edge]

I am two

Two is I

[grim edge]

me on december 13th 2012

[grim edge]

💀

Commiserations

[grim edge]

why i can’t ever go back to japan

😔

Luffy the GOAT

[sharp shoal]

ohio state champ?

[keen parrot]

i was in japan on march 11th 2011

[grim edge]

no you weren’t

[keen parrot]

i deadass was

[fiery beacon]

what happened on december 13th 2012?

[grim edge]

i was stalking you at that time so ik u weren’t

[keen parrot]

stalking a 6 year old? zamn

[fiery beacon]

go back to bed grandpa (i was born the same year)

[grim edge]

the reason i can’t step foot in japan without doing 25 years in jail

[keen parrot]

2011?

[fiery beacon]

nah

[teal dragon]

I was in japan august 9th 1945

[mild apex]

i prefer basting

[keen parrot]

yeas i am 12 years old

||plus 7||

[upbeat viper]

🤔

[keen parrot]

i am about to bast

[upbeat viper]

it's the same tho'

[upbeat viper]

you can't bast

you're not a mod

[keen parrot]

i am basting

[mild apex]

bussin nmore like bassin

[keen parrot]

and then he basts all over the place

[fiery beacon]

I did the math wrong, nevermind

[mild apex]

get basted

[keen parrot]

the mods are together in a room just basting

having a good time

[grim edge]

just basted

[keen parrot]

nice

[teal dragon]

Bast together, friends forever

[upbeat viper]

I did that like twice in months

not a very frequent thing

[keen parrot]

you bast twice a month?

[teal dragon]

Amen to that

[keen parrot]

i do it on a weekly basis

[grim edge]

Who basting rn?

[upbeat viper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1056031634421456978/spongebob-spunklebob.gif

[grim edge]

Tokyo Revengers?

[teal dragon]

Hourly bro

[high ledge]

But Bast together strong

[upbeat viper]

[keen parrot]

i bet he is basting right now

[nimble niche]

Kalashnikov players are computers

They're not real players

[high ledge]

LOL this emoji

[keen parrot]

that monkey is basting for sure

[teal dragon]

Me when i bast

[grim edge]

Bruh

[keen parrot]

bast reveal

[remote python]

HEY DONT YOU KNOW MY NAME, SPIT FIRE

[kind dove]

<hello>```

[grim edge]

waaaaAAazaaaaa

I read it wrong

[mild apex]

cursed zoro

[remote python]

<hello>

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

[remote python]

bro blundered so hard even the mods picked up in it

[teal dragon]

:skull:

[keen parrot]

would you bast together with anyone in chat

[remote python]

what does bast mean?

[grim edge]

bast to bast

[keen parrot]

bro get real, its the newest thing in town

[teal dragon]

Im so down id pay you 20$

[remote python]

I dont do tiktok or insta or whever the fork this terms comes from

[upbeat viper]

wondering

[feral kernel]

Dope

[upbeat viper]

does any of you knows that ?

[bright glade]

jumpscare

[keen parrot]

know what

[upbeat viper]

yeah

[feral kernel]

Teak sure

[bright glade]

people dont know about smurfs?

[upbeat viper]

I was wondering

[bright glade]

bast please do not make me feel old

[keen parrot]

bro talked about basting for 5 minutes and then asked us if we know what a smurf is

[remote python]

its like a smutf or troll or smth like that?

[remote python]

WHAT IS BASTING?

[nimble niche]

smurfs, ban

[mild apex]

whos doesnt know bout smurf?

[upbeat viper]

maybe people don't know smurf

idk

p,freoijrfio

[keen parrot]

real

[remote python]

W

[bright glade]

real

[mild apex]

they arent old

[teal dragon]

Illegal

[upbeat viper]

it's from belgium so def not

[mild apex]

they are basically too young

[upbeat viper]

[remote python]

smutf kinda sucks ngl, before I get banned, I have no regrets in this sentence

[mild apex]

get basted

[nimble niche]

just ban them for being underage

[teal dragon]

Basting

[keen parrot]

lets bast together

[mild apex]

ban those who didnt watch smurf

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-hogan-come-over-gif-14972008

[abstract tapir]

Hey y'all

[remote python]

bro wtf is a bast?

[bright glade]

@upbeat viper come back we need you

[mild apex]

ask @upbeat viper for real definition

aight

[nimble niche]

bast is short for bastard

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-karl-malone-utah-jazz-gif-10041967210753654817

[mild apex]

nono

[remote python]

@upbeat viper plaese explain

[mild apex]

basically modding

new invented verb by us

[remote python]

damn

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> dm advertising

[fading spruce]

Bro said DM advertising 💀

[grim edge]

uh yeah?

[fading spruce]

How are they going to ban for advertising in DMs

[grim edge]

Because they came from this server went to my dms to advertise you complete imbecile

[nimble niche]

#〘📝〙rules

[fading spruce]

Mods should ban you ong

[mild apex]

what do u ans then

[grim edge]

Hello

[grim edge]

Just accept the fact you are wrong, don’t cry

[remote python]

scam 💀

[remote python]

its against the rules

[fading spruce]

Just block the dude and move on

[grim edge]

Bro I can't find my pfp

[remote python]

please read

[grim edge]

I didn't know you should not talk to members of the server

[grim edge]

It’s against the rules dumbass

[grim edge]

read the rules smh

[mild apex]

u can but not dm advertising

[fading spruce]

It’s against the rules to advertise in DMs?

[grim edge]

Yes

[nimble niche]

• No advertisement or self-promotion is allowed. This includes Direct Messages to fellow server members.

[mild apex]

ye

[remote python]

FInally people learn how to read

[grim edge]

Oh I see ok!

[remote python]

bro 💀

[mild apex]

my name is ychess

[mild apex]

jalapeno getting the special green role but doesnt know the rules

[grim edge]

coz he got falsely banned, the role was like an apology

[mild apex]

frfr

apology role

[grim edge]

W

there's drama even in vc smh

[grim edge]

used to be big drama in the chess.com vc community

shit was crazy

[grim edge]

remember when I got muted for that image

[grim edge]

fun

[grim edge]

Yeah 💀

[worthy flume]

i won 💀

[grim edge]

This is bad forthe society

Delete

[old abyss]

hi

[nova verge]

Hey

[worthy flume]

i dont play normal openings against russianss

[grim edge]

💀💀💀💀💀

[worthy flume]

this was played for show disrespect

[grim edge]

I changed my pfp for the GOAT

[brittle niche]

hii

[nova verge]

Okay Capricorn is the sea goat

[grim edge]

Lmfaooo

[grim edge]

hello

[grim edge]

Bruh nah Luffy

Joyboy and all that

[nova verge]

Fluffy

I love fluffy animals

And stuffed animals

[grim edge]

Bro you're naming all these fake straw hats its funny

[nova verge]

Howdy there partner

[teal dragon]

Not all the neighbours saying how much ive grown

[grim edge]

Bro is from Texas

[worthy flume]

btw my knight was untouched from 3rd move when i won

[nova verge]

Nah

Good guess tho

[grim edge]

Oklahoma

[teal dragon]

Ok but

[nova verge]

Nope

[worthy flume]

i dont have that

[teal dragon]

King and rook untouched for whole game

[worthy flume]

but i got most of openigns

[grim edge]

@nova verge oh Memphis hmmmm I forgot where that city is,frickin idk Colorado

[teal dragon]

Not all? L

[nova verge]

Nope

[grim edge]

Tennessee bruh

I just googled

[nova verge]

I am a ten but nah I’m not

[grim edge]

Where tf you at bro

[nova verge]

Michigan

[grim edge]

Bruyhhhhh

[nova verge]

Brah

[grim edge]

[nova verge]

I wear bras

[grim edge]

💀💀💀

[worthy flume]

i dont have bogo-indian defence, trompovskyi, grunfeld defence and queens indian defence

[nova verge]

Sports bras

[grim edge]

@nova verge you're wildin bruh,how did Michigan find out about chess?

[nova verge]

My friend invited me

[remote python]

somethings wrong here...

[nova verge]

Ryan something idk his last name

[thick delta]

Is this Bulgarian text I see

[grim edge]

Bruh youre in for lifetime now

[worthy flume]

no im ukrainian

[nova verge]

I love the gym LifeTime

[grim edge]

Gym is good but chess is better

[thick delta]

Doesn’t Bulgarian Cyrillic

[nova verge]

I wanna learn but everyone’s being mean

[thick delta]

And use the ь ъ a lot

[worthy flume]

ukrainian use cyrilic to

[grim edge]

Search GothamChess on YouTube

[nova verge]

Okay I will thank you!

I love google

[worthy flume]

for example: я люблю розігрувати шахові дебюти в партіях проти росіян показуючи свою неповагу до них

[grim edge]

Cya man I have to go

[worthy flume]

thats ukrainian

[nova verge]

Buh bye! Nice talking to ya

[grim edge]

Bruh I kind of understand that

[thick delta]

I understood half of that

[thick delta]

(As a mid as hell Russian speaker

[nimble niche]

I can never tell the difference between Bulgarian and Ukrainian

[nova verge]

Woah you speak both?!?

[worthy flume]

we dont have ь with line

[undone dove]

I can’t tell the difference either

[worthy flume]

i mean that

ukrainian language doesnt have it

[nova verge]

My name is Bailey

[undone dove]

Probably cuz he doesn’t know either

[nova verge]

Ohhhh hahahaaha

[worthy flume]

My name is Roma congrats

[nova verge]

Thank you

[thick delta]

🦫

[nimble niche]

I speak neither

[nova verge]

Ohhhh okay

[thick delta]

Should’ve been name Romulus

[undone dove]

Bro I made 1900 😊

[teal dragon]

Ahh

U can get those against d4 players

[undone dove]

Just play them and get it

[thick delta]

Dutch defense so boring what else play?

[teal dragon]

💀💀

[undone dove]

People can do whatever with openings below master

[worthy flume]

i started learnig kings gambit and agaisnt d4 i play benoni

[undone dove]

💀

[nimble niche]

Good job, now get to 2000

[teal dragon]

Dutch is least boring response to d4

[thick delta]

[fierce rose]

snakes and ladders is better than chess

[undone dove]

I gotta grind blitz and Lichess first before taking like a year to get there

[fierce rose]

I quit chess for snakes and ladders

[undone dove]

Fr

[nova verge]

I love shoots and ladders

[fierce rose]

you should too

🔥🦭💯

[nova verge]

It’s a kids game

[teal dragon]

Shoots sounds so stupid

[thick delta]

Wot

[nimble niche]

A year from 1900 to 2000 rapid on chess.com is way too long

[teal dragon]

Snakes>

[thick delta]

How

[nimble niche]

you should take maximum 4 months

[nova verge]

Snakes on a plane

[undone dove]

It took me 4 months to get to 1900

[teal dragon]

Its sharp and imbalanced

[grim edge]

from what rating

[undone dove]

My stupid brain probably can’t

[undone dove]

1800

I love my speed

[fierce rose]

bye i need to poop so im quitting chess

[grim edge]

would getting from 1700 to 2000 in 2.5 months be suspicious ?

[fierce rose]

cya

[undone dove]

No

[teal dragon]

Incho quote

[nimble niche]

imagine losing in round 1 of the losers' bracket

[thick delta]

Probably I guess

[undone dove]

Wait what

[thick delta]

Unless you don’t touch grass

[undone dove]

Amigos too gud

[teal dragon]

He loves to do speed too

[nimble niche]

I get to play senku this round

[grim edge]

I love speed 🤤😋

[undone dove]

Gl

I’m expecting after I start grinding 2000 to fall to 1800 and then just rocket to 2000

There’s a what named speed now

[nimble niche]

that's normal

[undone dove]

Fr

[grim edge]

it is

[undone dove]

Idk

[nova verge]

Me too like the flash

[thick delta]

I like flesh

[grim edge]

speed is basically like a worse version of meth im pretty sure

[nova verge]

Ohhhh the street name

[teal dragon]

methamphetamine

[nova verge]

I don’t swallow I spit

[teal dragon]

Just has one less CH3

[nova verge]

That’s for marriage

[teal dragon]

Not a keeper 👎👎👎

[nova verge]

I ain’t climbing up your tree

[teal dragon]

Ew

[thick delta]

For the longest time I thought meth was made of non organic atoms

[teal dragon]

Dats crzay

[grim edge]

my opponent has thought for 3 mins in this position

[teal dragon]

Blud went to shit

[grim edge]

fr

[nova verge]

3 mins ain’t long 😜😜😜

[teal dragon]

Stfu

[nova verge]

STFU

[thick delta]

That’s what she said

[nimble niche]

play 3+0

[undone dove]

Genius

[grim edge]

How about no

[undone dove]

3|2 better

[nova verge]

Exactly!! 100%

[nimble niche]

one time I forgot about my game for 5 minutes and when I returned, I had a minute left and checkmated with 0.1 seconds

[grim edge]

we are currently on 4 mins

[thick delta]

Hit em’ with fried liver @grim edge

[teal dragon]

More like calculating every move from scratch

[grim edge]

i don’t play fried liver

[thick delta]

Blasphemy, you heathen

[grim edge]

istg if bro flags the entire 10 mins imma be mad

[teal dragon]

Fried kidney when

[undone dove]

Bro's one of those d3 players

[grim edge]

We are currently at 5 mins and mf is still thinking

[thick delta]

Then let me play fried liver against you

[grim edge]

d3 is good

Hooray he resigned

[thick delta]

Send link through em

[undone dove]

It's boring

[nimble niche]

I don't play fried liver, I play something better

[undone dove]

d4?

[grim edge]

Nah

free 7 elo i guess

[thick delta]

Yeah

[teal dragon]

Idk chess but Im fried and my liver is suffering with all that alcohol 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[nova verge]

I’m sorry

[grim edge]

🙏🙏

[thick delta]

Aight

[graceful lintel]

🥹sed

[green jungle]

yum 😋

[drowsy lodge]

why is chat so ded

[nimble niche]

think second move

[undone dove]

AHHH

[graceful lintel]

[loud wharf]

hello chess players

[thick delta]

Omg is hakar knockамуур

[drowsy lodge]

da frock

[graceful lintel]

Hry 🥹

[nova verge]

I’m a future chess player ! Hello

[undone dove]

Alr I'm gonna get my cc blitz rating to 1800 wish me luck

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[thick delta]

The theory don’t lie

[nimble niche]

chess is a waste of time

[graceful lintel]

Here take this || ||

[thick delta]

Is famoos playur

Sure

[undone dove]

Do you ever plan to go to master?

[drowsy lodge]

Hoh

[loud wharf]

fine hbu

[nimble niche]

I don't think there are enough fide tournaments in sydney for me to do it

[loud wharf]

future , why u are here then ,join this server in future

[graceful lintel]

Doing great gained 27 elo in last 2 days

[keen parrot]

are you toxic

[undone dove]

Can't you just go to tourneys when visiting other places? Also there are masters in Sydney

[thick delta]

Aight

[loud wharf]

only 27

[loud wharf]

name is toxic

[nova verge]

I love chicken !

[graceful lintel]

Play tournaments
And win prices

[thick delta]

That’s like larger than 2 football fields 😱 😱

[graceful lintel]

What is ur ratings?

[graceful lintel]

5*

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Shorty Musia (shortymusiwowowa)

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Name: Shorty Musia (shortymusiwowowa)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Blitz: 837 (960 peak)

[loud wharf]

alt account

[thick delta]

[keen parrot]

authorized?

[loud wharf]

main acc have peak of 1010

[graceful lintel]

Main acc?

[graceful lintel]

[thick delta]

Zamn

[graceful lintel]

I thought ur GM smth
Cuz u said
"Only 27"
Improve ur ratings and stop playing scolars mate

[south zenith]

Do you think a video about playing vs the alekhine would do well on youtube?

[thick delta]

[graceful lintel]

Make chess slanders

[nova verge]

Sure!

[graceful lintel]