💬〡general-off-topic

[edgy jolt]

This mf sets time control to 10 mins

[grim edge]

[edgy jolt]

Yeah.

[lean bolt]

Caro Kann is trash

[hardy yarrow]

so you afraid

[grim edge]

@hardy yarrow play with me

[lean bolt]

I’ll play him in bullet

[hardy yarrow]

no, you are the idiot

[grim edge]

[hardy yarrow]

she?

[edgy jolt]

I can tell bro

[hardy yarrow]

stockfish?

[edgy jolt]

?💀

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[edgy jolt]

Trust me bro🗣️👆🏻

[grim edge]

Timepass

Hehehe

[edgy jolt]

1v1 me instead for 5 secs

[upbeat viper]

no cheating accusation

[grim edge]

Ok

[atomic crag]

[edgy jolt]

Ok

[atomic crag]

[ornate ivy]

Hi all

[hardy yarrow]

i send

[grim edge]

Where

[upbeat viper]

hi mowon

[hardy yarrow]

hi

[atomic crag]

:K:Magnus_thonk:

[ornate ivy]

[hardy yarrow]

dm

[atomic crag]

[edgy jolt]

Magnus fr is a lower rank

[upbeat viper]

👉 👈

[atomic crag]

[upbeat viper]

[hardy yarrow]

just stfu you litlle bastard

[high ledge]

Mods here

[teal dragon]

Hi basty

[grim edge]

Mamma mia

[teal dragon]

It causes drama

[upbeat viper]

because we don't want chaos and false accusations

still

rule is rule

[grim edge]

Preach

[upbeat viper]

and daz it

[high ledge]

The worse its that most accusations i saw here ended up being true

[grim edge]

Bast u wanna play?

[teal dragon]

😱

Alice cheats too

[high ledge]

Nakamura too 🎛️

[grim edge]

I knew it

[grim edge]

Thankfully youre not alice

[teal dragon]

Yeah

[teal dragon]

Not alice cheats too

[undone bridge]

This goofy ahh position

[teal dragon]

Bishops screaming

[split geyser]

M

[teal dragon]

Actually everything screaming bc they cant get across

[undone bridge]

I had to set up a sac on h3

[grim edge]

Chess is hard

[teal dragon]

Like me

[grim edge]

:3

[split geyser]

Very true

[surreal current]

do u get any reward for first in legend league?

[high ledge]

U get a cool trophy

[teal dragon]

An anti touch grass certificate

[honest zephyr]

No

[upbeat viper]

[teal dragon]

Bast dont make the rules

[high ledge]

[grim edge]

Gg

[teal dragon]

He just corrupt wholesome and inforces them

[hardy yarrow]

gg bro

but wrong calculation

[grim edge]

I was playing like blitz lol I should have took your bishop with rook

[hardy yarrow]

yea

did u analize

[grim edge]

No

[hardy yarrow]

but 1 brilliant for u

[grim edge]

Yea

What is dis theory?

What is your rating

[undone bridge]

I did eventually

Or no I played Nxh3

But same idea

Were you watching the game live?

I thought the game was rated smh I was excited to gain some elo for once

[grim edge]

Any 1200 elo wanna have an unrated match?

[west nexus]

Hi guys

[grim edge]

Sir teach me chess become my coach

[worthy flume]

i dont believe in 1000 elo anymore

[high ledge]

This line seems familiar

[worthy flume]

englund gambit

[somber belfry]

I HIT 1100 ON CHESS

WOOOOOO

[worthy flume]

congrats bro

[somber belfry]

It's great and sad because now I need to learn theory

If I ever wanna get better

[worthy flume]

im 1200 (achieved it 2 days ago) and know only 1 gambit

[latent pebble]

Why englund

[worthy flume]

so you shouldnt

[worthy flume]

its funny

[mossy comet]

i swear im gonna quit chess

i am going to quit chess

i lost against THE SAME GUY TWO TIMES

I GAVE HIM FREE ELO AT THIS POINT

[grim edge]

Gud

[somber belfry]

I play chess just by intuition and figuring stuff out that I wanna play

[worthy flume]

italian?

[mossy comet]

at this point this is just me

[grim edge]

What is that murder

[tardy lily]

how do i connect to my new account

[teal dragon]

Stockfish sent mercs to his house for making such a shit move

[grim edge]

Lol

[mental veldt]

ayo i just joined to ask this, i watched 2 hours of chess on twitch to get a drop that gives diamond membership but i literally got nothing

[grim edge]

Queen's Gambit = win

[teal dragon]

Dreamybull ahh name

[hardy yarrow]

come

[grim edge]

Give me that

[broken portal]

Dont ask me ahy

[amber sable]

abcn

[mental veldt]

u can get just go to twitch and watch 2 hours of some stream with drops on

[amber sable]

cnnapahep

[mental veldt]

but i got nothing so

[hardy yarrow]

https://play.chess.com/wwYQR

brooo

https://play.chess.com/hHuXD

[grim edge]

Hm

[hardy yarrow]

a 500 clicked that and abort the match in second

xd

[arctic jungle]

Uwu

Im a waifu and i play chess

[ionic canyon]

Anyone watch cricket here?

[grim edge]

is that indian baseball

[ionic canyon]

Kind of

[mossy comet]

IM GOING TO QUIT CHESS

OH MY GOD

HOW AM I THIS STUPID

[grim edge]

are you really 2255

[grim edge]

[mossy comet]

yay i found a 100 elo

[grim edge]

Very higher rated game

[grim edge]

Where u are from

[broken portal]

Bong is a simple 400

[restive storm]

no

[grim edge]

By watching game

[grim edge]

400 better then 700s

700s still blunder their queen

Oh

I think he is not 700

[compact mantle]

2000’s do that too

[grim edge]

He is 1800+ i think

[grim edge]

Hikaru had also did that

[compact mantle]

Fr

We all the same

Elo is a social construct

We all suck😎

[grim edge]

Lol

He missed m

Mate*

[agile turret]

Me who’s 920

[tardy lily]

we all want a teenage mutant ninja turtle

[mossy comet]

YEAAAHH LETS GOO I WON BY RESIGNATION AFTER I TOOK HIS QUEEENNNNNN

he plays like uk

because he just lost his queen

[compact mantle]

Now you know why rating doesn’t come with maturity

[grim edge]

Nice

[mossy comet]

dawg

IM JUST HAPPY THAT I WON AT LEAST

[compact mantle]

🤣

[mossy comet]

EVERY GOD DAMN OPPONENT IS ABOVE ME

[compact mantle]

Nah I’m just messin around

You be happy

[tardy lily]

80 elo off 2000

[mossy comet]

im 200

[tardy lily]

ok

[wind hawk]

I'm stuck at 900

[grim edge]

Rapid ?

[tardy lily]

play chess

[wind hawk]

Yes

[compact mantle]

I’m 70 elo off 2000😎

[mossy comet]

i like playing on the more aggressive side but i blunder everywhere

[tardy lily]

nah

[wind hawk]

@grim edge wbu

[mossy comet]

call me tom because i be commiting tomfoolery on my pieces

[tardy lily]

i just play chess

[grim edge]

I mainly play blitz

[compact mantle]

Yes😎

[wind hawk]

Okay

[tardy lily]

1600-1799

[compact mantle]

Relatable

[grim edge]

But it’s 700

[wind hawk]

Aight

[mossy comet]

oh my god i was KILLING IT back then

[compact mantle]

Bc I suck at bullet, my bullet is like 1700💀

[wind hawk]

We don't suck we just new xD

[grim edge]

28 accuracy

[grim edge]

Kinda new to chess.com

[compact mantle]

Wait what🤣

[wind hawk]

Same

[mossy comet]

Its because i didnt take that pawn

[compact mantle]

I thought u were 2249

[wind hawk]

I'm 3 months in,
Got to 800 in 2
And stuck at 900 since about a month now

[mossy comet]

nuh uh, you didnt take the pawn. you now have 0 accuracy

[tardy lily]

#💬〡chess-talk

[mossy comet]

Nah im 200 fr

[grim edge]

I’m playing on a Smurf rn bc i ain’t tryna lose elo 🤣

[compact mantle]

Dam

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mynamegarf

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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 224 (242 peak)
Blitz: 100
Bullet: 103 (219 peak)

[wind hawk]

Oof

[mossy comet]

I WAS PEAK BACK THEN

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> theblackdudefromthat1film

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1920 (1923 peak)
Blitz: 1894 (2090 peak)
Bullet: 1768 (1775 peak)

[compact mantle]

I just play on lichess when Im in that mood tbh

[mossy comet]

I WAS PLAYING LIKE MAGNUM CHOCSEN

[undone bridge]

why does your profile have 2 ratings for different time controls?

[grim edge]

Ik but you got to do what you got to do not to lose elo

[wind hawk]

My elo rn reminds me of two towers

[mossy comet]

i just fell off

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> aksbruh3

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 911 (950 peak)
Blitz: 800 (651 peak)
Bullet: 800 (593 peak)

[compact mantle]

Probably bc of the vast difference

[mossy comet]

ykw ima play until i finally reach peak

[grim edge]

Actually that’s a good idea bc I have to like re login in everything

[mossy comet]

wait

[compact mantle]

Yuh😎

[mossy comet]

how about 30 minute rapid game.

[grim edge]

Thx

[undone bridge]

hmm maybe

[compact mantle]

Also its an ego booster

[undone bridge]

@upbeat viper do you happen to know why some ppl have 2 different rating roles?

[compact mantle]

Bc lichess elo is higher always

[grim edge]

Bc everyone is ass 🤣

[compact mantle]

I can’t play quick chess lmao

[normal hatch]

Its Blitz and Rapid

[wind hawk]

How do I get past 900 yall

[fiery beacon]

Yes, rich?

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

Play well 🤣

[mossy comet]

should i play 30 minute rapid?

[wind hawk]

😭

[tardy lily]

no

[compact mantle]

When I am allowed to take time I can actually understand positions

[upbeat viper]

idk I'm not on the bot

[grim edge]

😑🤣

[mossy comet]

i wanna think more

[undone bridge]

my blitz is above 2k and rapid 1900 so idk why i have 1 then

[undone bridge]

gotcha mb then i thought you might know

[grim edge]

Bro 5 min is the only way I can play 🤣

[compact mantle]

Nah my blitz is 1900 too so it’s bullet prob

[sand otter]

hi is there any japanese here?

[compact mantle]

I should have three roles lmao

[undone bridge]

i'm not gonn aundertsand regeardless so i might as well play bullet so my opponents can't understand either

[pseudo zephyr]

does anybody know if there is any discord servers to find people to vs?

[compact mantle]

Too bad you can’t be a gm in 5 min chess😔

[undone bridge]

you can be AGM

[compact mantle]

Fair enough

[grim edge]

I know 😭😭

[tardy lily]

[wind hawk]

Need it

[grim edge]

I need to get better at 10 min

[pseudo zephyr]

yes do you have one?

[compact mantle]

I prefer 15|10

[wind hawk]

Nah I meant I need it myself

[compact mantle]

Or 30 min

[fierce zodiac]

Anyone up for a rapid?

[grim edge]

😑

[wind hawk]

I prefer 69|0

[grim edge]

Blitz ?

[sand otter]

elo?

[fierce zodiac]

Rating?

[pseudo zephyr]

dms

[fiery beacon]

This poor guy needs some sleep jesus

[wind hawk]

900

[fierce zodiac]

Ok wait

[grim edge]

I don’t play a lot of rapid is it a completely different game compared to blitz ?

[fierce zodiac]

@grim edge check dm

[undone bridge]

not ending stream until he hits 2600 bullet lol

[grim edge]

I don’t play a lot of rapid is it a completely different game compared to blitz ?

[undone bridge]

kinda?

[fierce zodiac]

10 mins and 5 mins not toooo different imo

[grim edge]

Kk

[grim edge]

who plays 5 min blitz 💀

[fierce zodiac]

Classic cc moment

[warm hedge]

cbf ?

[mossy comet]

HOW TF AM I LOSING A KNIGHT

[sleek light]

Hi

[mossy comet]

game review guy treats me badly because im 200

[weak chasm]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/84564896825?tab=review

[worn ice]

AtharvNix (822) vs. mrcolonel300 (820)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. Nf3 dxe4 3. Ng5 e6 4. d3 exd3 5. Bxd3 f6 6. Nf7 Kxf7 7. Bg6+ hxg6 8. Qxd8 Ne7 9. Qxc7 Nc6 10. Qg3 f5 11. O-O b5 12. Nc3 Ba6 13. b4 Nxb4 14. a3 Nxc2 15. Rb1 b4 16. axb4 Bxf1 17. Kxf1 Nd5 18. Nxd5 exd5 19. Qc7+ Be7 20. Qxc2 Rae8 21. Qb3 Rxh2 22. Qxd5+ Kf8 23. Kg1 Rh5 24. b5 f4 25. Qf3 Rd5 26. Qxd5 Rd8 27. Qb7 Bd6 28. g3 fxg3 29. fxg3 Bxg3 30. Qxa7 Rd1+ 31. Kg2 Be5 32. Qf2+ Bf6 33. Qc2 Rd7 34. Qc5+ Be7 35. Qf2+ Bf6 36. Ra1 Kf7 37. Bb2 g5 38. Bxf6 gxf6 39. b6 Rb7 40. Rb1 Kg6 41. Qe1 Rd7 42. Rb5 g4 43. b7 f5 44. b8=Q Rd3 45. Qg8+ Kf6 46. Qee6# 

[grim edge]

Hi

[weak chasm]

Brilliant !

[mossy comet]

ermmm, youre gonna end up losing a knight! 🤓

[weak chasm]

with 3 greats

[undone bridge]

Wxg7

[weak chasm]

and still 66 accuracy

[mossy comet]

NO I AINT IM JUST ATTACKING THE GOD DAMN QUEEN YOU STUPID OLD MAN

[grim edge]

It is low

[mossy comet]

NOW IT SAYS IM GONNA LOSE A QUEEN?

WHERE. WHERE AM I GONNA LOSE MY QUEEN YOU BITCH

[undone bridge]

not only are you not even attacking the queen, not only are you undefending the g7 pawn, but the move ALSO ATTACKS THE QUEEN, pushing it to g7

[grim edge]

cuz queen takes b pawn and forking both knight and rook

What

[undone bridge]

g-pawn

[mossy comet]

man i swear if i had that 1 am boost

[keen parrot]

hi chat

[mossy comet]

i would go OFF.

[undone bridge]

nvm it is b-pawn wtf am i on lol

[grim edge]

its b pawn not g pawn

[fiery beacon]

Queen takes g7 then it's either your rook or the knight and the rook is worth more

b7

[undone bridge]

b2

[fiery beacon]

goddamnit

[undone bridge]

lol

i fcuked up like thrice

[fiery beacon]

I have that black mindset

[mossy comet]

hell naw my opponent played the damiano defense

[fiery beacon]

knight takes e4!!

they'll probably fall for it lol

[fading spruce]

@undone bridge play me

[grim edge]

whats that lol

[mossy comet]

hE RESIGNED SO FAST DAMNNNN

[fiery beacon]

i assume they fell for it and lost their rook?

[mossy comet]

e4 e5 nf3 f6

[undone bridge]

maybe he was tryna play petrov and mouseslipped lol

[keen parrot]

he played d4 too quickly smh

[mossy comet]

lemme explain the full game

e4 e5 nf3 f6 the damiano defense which is ass imo

[grim edge]

if they take the knight its like m5

[mossy comet]

knight takes e5 beginning my plan

pawn takes e5 knight

[keen parrot]

meh

there are systems without d4 too

[mossy comet]

QUEEN H5.

[keen parrot]

im on phone so I'm not playing rn

[mossy comet]

they dont know! they played g6

CHE CHE CHECK IN THE MIDDLE

qxe5

[grim edge]

Waw

[last verge]

CHAT GUESS WHAT

[mossy comet]

GOTTA BLOCK IT (be7)

[last verge]

IM 2000 IN ALL TIME CONTROLS

[grim edge]

2200 is playing wayward

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2023 (2023 peak)
Blitz: 2001 (2001 peak)
Bullet: 1200 (2004 peak)

[mossy comet]

TAKE THE PIECE AND PROFIT!! (qxh8)

[grim edge]

Gud

[grim edge]

you are 1200 in bullet but 2000 in everything else?

[undone bridge]

WWWWW play me bullet rated.

[mossy comet]

MY OPPONENT RESIGNED SO FAST

[last verge]

💀

[undone bridge]

bro is 1200 bullet 💀

goofy ahh albert

[grim edge]

my bullet is higher then my rapid 💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> knvbea

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1938 (1938 peak)
Blitz: 400 (2000 peak)
Bullet: 400 (2044 peak)

[grim edge]

That is glitch

[mossy comet]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/84566033745

[last verge]

i got 89 accuracy in my game to cross 2000 blitz too

[undone bridge]

400 in bullet and blitz 😭

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> absurdduckling

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1081 (1081 peak)
Blitz: 400 (1150 peak)
Bullet: 1155 (1155 peak)

[weak chasm]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/84566014023?tab=review

[undone bridge]

huge W

[worn ice]

joaopereiradsantos (833) vs. AtharvNix (837)

Move List

1. e4 d6 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. d4 Nxe4 4. Bd3 Nf6 5. O-O g6 6. Re1 Bg7 7. c4 c5 8. d5 e6 9. dxe6 Bxe6 10. Nc3 O-O 11. Bg5 h6 12. Bh4 g5 13. Bg3 Nc6 14. Nb5 a6 15. Nxd6 Ne8 16. Nxe8 Rxe8 17. Be5 Bxe5 18. Nxe5 Nxe5 19. Rxe5 f6 20. Rxc5 Re7 21. Qh5 Bf7 22. Qxh6 Qxd3 23. Qxf6 Rd7 24. Rxg5+ Kf8 25. Qh8+ Ke7 26. Qxa8 Qd1+ 27. Rxd1 [Rxd1#] 

[grim edge]

why am i 400 in blitz

[weak chasm]

Queen sacrifice for backrank checkmate

[grim edge]

i am 1150

[weak chasm]

brillaint move - fresh

[mossy comet]

oh so thats how it works

[old thistle]

API ruins the moment

[grim edge]

It is what it is

[last verge]

it went into a knight endgame where i was up a pond and at some point i realized i was completely winning and my hands were shaking so bad😭😭

[mossy comet]

ONE GREAT MOVE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[grim edge]

im 1150 though

[weak chasm]

Im black

[mossy comet]

NO BLUNDERS 🔥🔥🔥

[undone bridge]

haha omg i always blunder knight and pawns endgames 😭

[mossy comet]

AND MOST OF ALL

I DIDNT MISS 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[undone bridge]

even up one or more pawns

[grim edge]

I m white e4

[weak chasm]

1 Brillaint 🗣️

[undone bridge]

i will find a way to lose pawns and allow a passer to promote

no matter how winning

[mossy comet]

also i think ima go on a break for chess

my cubing competition is coming up soon

[weak chasm]

what

[grim edge]

C4

[last verge]

not yet

[grim edge]

E4

D 4 i mean

[mossy comet]

YOO I COULDVE HAVE MATE IF HE DIDNT RESIGN

[grim edge]

Nc3

[undone bridge]

breh

[mossy comet]

ok guys i will go now

[last verge]

wine is nasty

[undone bridge]

have you ever been blackout

[mossy comet]

bye bogg load bye french user bye ducky

[undone bridge]

there are some wines that taste good

[mossy comet]

UAAAGDHHDHSHHDHFFHHSSHBHDEHWHHHGJ

[undone bridge]

have you ever had ice wine

[undone rune]

I suppose its an acquired taste, I personally love the taste of wine

[grim edge]

that means you are weird

any kind members of the chat that are willing to donate me a mourse cuz this shit aint working ill meow for you

[last verge]

pink whitney and malibu are dear to my heart

[undone rune]

Ong

[grim edge]

:3

[grim edge]

also ill be playing u one of these days

regarding ur last question

[solid bane]

Hi guys

[grim edge]

Awesome you won many strong players but will you finally be able to win against me 😉

[grim edge]

Hi Akira

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

wut

[restive storm]

Don't

[grim edge]

can i win?

why ping bonglord lmao

i am asking the expert

[restive storm]

But will you finally be able to win against me

[grim edge]

since hes the highest rated here

bruh yass bortnyk is the highest rated in server

[last verge]

doryetuosenbcakohn

[restive storm]

I think I am slightly higher at the moment

[grim edge]

dor can i win

skull

[restive storm]

But bonglord has been 2300 blitz

[grim edge]

ping him for me

[restive storm]

Idk I can't predict

[grim edge]

i have to ask the gm if i can win against a random 2000

yass your 9-0 against me can we just play the final game already

even tho he doesnt know m

[grim edge]

no fk off

[solid bane]

Master Buten

[grim edge]

ITS 1 GAME

maybe in a week maybe

[restive storm]

Yeah that was pretty good

[grim edge]

but not now

[umbral helm]

probably not

[grim edge]

a week from now seems good

[grim edge]

thank you bortnyk

[restive storm]

You can't always stay at your peak

[umbral helm]

???

[grim edge]

YOU CANT EVEN WIN AGAINST MAGNUS WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CHESS

[umbral helm]

ik more then you

[grim edge]

skull

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[compact mantle]

Than*

[restive storm]

Mr zax

[umbral helm]

💀

[grim edge]

destroyed

[grim edge]

wut

[jolly wolf]

[restive storm]

hi

[grim edge]

master buten

[grim edge]

wut

new nickname

[restive storm]

lol

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-shay-nope-nah-nuhuh-gif-12298561

[restive storm]

Gtlive next video better be poppy playtime

[last verge]

im 2000 in all time controls now

[grim edge]

master buten

[restive storm]

Wow

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2023 (2023 peak)
Blitz: 2001 (2001 peak)
Bullet: 1200 (2004 peak)

[umbral helm]

nice

[grim edge]

game theory is epic

[fast kiln]

BRO WTF

[restive storm]

Nice bullet

[restive storm]

Matpat is cool

[fast kiln]

DONT LEAK MY COORDINATES

[restive storm]

I also like how in gtlive he has people to talk to while analyzing stuff
It makes it better

[restive storm]

crazy

[last verge]

will my bullet rating update from 1200 if i play a game

[grim edge]

too late

[umbral helm]

ok

[grim edge]

santa clause lives in california?

also wtf man

<@&745328830649991179>

[split geyser]

Ong

[grim edge]

no?

[keen parrot]

bro change your pronouns

you are NOT funny 😐

[grim edge]

do people even live in africa

isnt it an island

[split geyser]

No

[umbral helm]

bro what 💀

[grim edge]

yeah?

like theres only animals there

[split geyser]

Like monkeys

And lions

[jolly wolf]

🍵

[grim edge]

theres no monkeys in africa u silly goose

only lions

[keen parrot]

your pfp 💀

[split geyser]

Had to put lion after to not get banned

[umbral helm]

w pfp

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

oh shit

[split geyser]

Bro is a threat

[grim edge]

she a professional catfish

[keen parrot]

smh imagine falling for a catfish

[grim edge]

Lol

[keen parrot]

i would never talk to a woman online

[split geyser]

Ong

[keen parrot]

[split geyser]

I’m geeking rn

[grim edge]

What

[grim edge]

we're talking about sagon

Who is sagon

[keen parrot]

💀

[grim edge]

Wut

[keen parrot]

how can you fall for this man

it was so obvious

[mighty remnant]

e4 nf6 ke2:

[grim edge]

SAGON DEEZ NUTS BOIIIII

[keen parrot]

e4 e5 Qh5 Ke7:

[mighty remnant]

mate be like:

[grim edge]

I have many questions

[white sorrel]

should i do bishop mate or queen mate

[grim edge]

Who are you @grim edge

[white sorrel]

NO he resigned

not giga chad

[keen parrot]

asking for advice during live game smh

[white sorrel]

advice?

[keen parrot]

yeah

[white sorrel]

xd u consider that advice

[keen parrot]

technically

[grim edge]

thats bannable

[weak chasm]

PERFECT GAME

[keen parrot]

it is

[weak chasm]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/84567824063?tab=review

[worn ice]

AtharvNix (853) vs. Kid_HG (835)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 Bc5 4. d3 Qf6 5. Bg5 Qe6 6. Nb5 Bb6 7. Be3 a6 8. Bxb6 Kf8 9. Nxc7 

[weak chasm]

I GOT A PERFECT GAME FINALLY I'm rated 1500 according to stockfish

[white sorrel]

i also asked him

[keen parrot]

so maybe refrain from doing so in the future

[white sorrel]

he resigned like before i asked

[fathom herald]

💀

[grim edge]

ok wannabe mod

[fathom herald]

@keen parrot ur not a mod stop

and any mod wldnt even say that

[grim edge]

Im close

[fathom herald]

😹

[mighty remnant]

GO ZAXXX

[grim edge]

17 elo away from 2k

[mighty remnant]

just 2/3 games

[white sorrel]

i thought u said no one reads it

[weak chasm]

1v1?

[keen parrot]

damn yall mad

[weak chasm]

I'm 850 elo

[fathom herald]

ur mad over an ss

😹

[keen parrot]

tf since when are you back

[keen parrot]

im just informing him that it can get ya banned, even if there are no bad intentions

i didnt ping a mod or anything when i easily could have

[mild nest]

#1600 gang

[grim edge]

If i dont reach 2k before first of august ill be locked out for 1 week so ive been grinding this week

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> John Kennedy (swirlingvortexg)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1600 (2210 peak)
Blitz: 2090 (2186 peak)
Bullet: 1600 (1954 peak)

[grim edge]

tf are yall on

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sensaizax

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Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1983 (1983 peak)
Blitz: 1584 (1702 peak)
Bullet: 1345 (1415 peak)

[keen parrot]

bruh

[weak chasm]

Wish me luck for my tournament guys

[surreal current]

how do u make the background like that?

[grim edge]

nobody likes you xd

[lyric bane]

How did you tilt rapid elo so hard

[mild nest]

thanks for ur rating this morning ❤️

[fathom herald]

that’s not bannable as long as the mod bothers to look at context

[keen parrot]

i dont really care tbh

[surreal current]

god damn

[mild nest]

i didnt

[keen parrot]

asking for advice during a live game is most certainly bannable

[mild nest]

albert has autism

[grim edge]

settings themes and custom background

[lyric bane]

[surreal current]

thanks👍

[grim edge]

Do you need premium to use a custom background?

[grim edge]

people can use an engine and not get banned but when you ask people you get. banned 💀

[boreal flower]

im confused

[grim edge]

No

[keen parrot]

people cant use an engine without getting banned, everyone gets caught eventually

[fiery beacon]

Knight takes bishop knight takes knight queen takes pawn

[grim edge]

just make a few moves wrong

[boreal flower]

I see

[fiery beacon]

You lose a pawn

[grim edge]

or lose a few games

[boreal flower]

why is the engine move Bb3 💀

[grim edge]

Cheaters are the real definition of skill issue lmfao

[surreal current]

why and how do u have the this user hates the trusted role role?

[grim edge]

Because i like the role and you get it in #reaction-roles

Oh ur back

[fiery beacon]

It puts your bishop on a square it cannot be attacked in one move and defends the pawn

[boreal flower]

oh

i see

[grim edge]

[fiery beacon]

If they try to attack your bishop you can defend it

[surreal current]

why?

[white sorrel]

yes#

[grim edge]

Again settings themes and here cutom it all you want

also !welcome @grim edge

[stable jungle]

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[fiery beacon]

That’s a stupid blunder for an almost 2000 rated player

[surreal current]

I don’t see the custom part

[grim edge]

everyone makes mistakes

[grim edge]

dibs

[white sorrel]

simple

[surreal current]

how do u get the custom part in themes?

[grim edge]

Your chess account has to be verified

[surreal current]

and how do I do that?

[white sorrel]

u cant

anymore

[surreal current]

why?

[grim edge]

be cool and not be an ahole like @keen parrot

[split geyser]

Fair

[white sorrel]

i can teach u how to steal other players background if uwant

[surreal current]

why can’t I get verified anymore?

[grim edge]

fk u

[white sorrel]

inspect sources go to the uploads/v1/theme folder open it and double click it u can download it then

[grim edge]

@white sorrel you have any cool ones

[white sorrel]

u want anime ones?

[white sorrel]

my currenty

[surreal current]

???

[last verge]

@grim edge im 2000 all time controls now

[surreal current]

same

[white sorrel]

they stopped making people verified

[surreal current]

when? and why did they?

[grim edge]

Teach me chess

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2023 (2023 peak)
Blitz: 2001 (2001 peak)
Bullet: 1200 (2004 peak)

[surreal current]

I was jk i’m not even close to 2000

[grim edge]

not really

[surreal current]

there is something called a support server too where you ask people for help and it’s convenient too especially if you are already on it

it is like there is a thing called common sense

[grim edge]

you don't have common sense

[fiery beacon]

[grim edge]

so shut up

[raven summit]

There is something called stop arguing in gen chat.

[surreal current]

don’t wanna hear it u 1000

[grim edge]

im not 1000

[surreal current]

actually i’m 1700🤓

[grim edge]

yall chill tf

[white sorrel]

weird mate

[raven summit]

Who?

[surreal current]

alr u too g

[grim edge]

never play the englund

[surreal current]

me

[raven summit]

Nice

[white sorrel]

sorry im addicted

[raven summit]

However

[surreal current]

kinda i’m up and down high 1600 and low 1700 rn

[surreal current]

?

[raven summit]

How do I get the trusted role?

[stable jungle]

@raven summit With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[grim edge]

neat

[fiery beacon]

Damn that’s a cool one

[grim edge]

nicely done man

[fiery beacon]

The best part is that if he doesn’t take you still have a huge attack

[white sorrel]

king g1 is safe then

[surreal current]

like I told u up and down high 1600 and low 1700 i’m not as good at low time controls but started playing them again a few days ago to get to legend league

[fiery beacon]

Just bring the bishop and you’re gonna get discoverer attack possibilities

[white sorrel]

i'll didnt see for long mb because i was in a chess game

i still am

[fiery beacon]

What he said lol

[surreal current]

mb for over asking, what elo r u?

[fiery beacon]

Surprised it’s not the best move. Looks super powerful to me

[surreal current]

no i’m not

i’m genuinely curios lmao

[grim edge]

Bruh bruh bruh

Hey

[quiet mountain]

!connected

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@quiet mountain With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[native schooner]

baller

[fiery beacon]

Offering a bishop trade ig

[native schooner]

using lichess in a chess.com server is insane

[fiery beacon]

Classic queen sac smothered mate

[grim edge]

How do I socialize?

[grim edge]

@white sorrel Gimme anime backgrounds pls

[boreal flower]

any tips for a 600 elo

[grim edge]

L

[white sorrel]

anime GIRL or anime

[grim edge]

How?

[quiet mountain]

!server mod

[deep tree]

How u send pictures?

[grim edge]

Both

[grim edge]

?

@white sorrel dms tho pls

[worn ice]

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[grim edge]

@deep tree here connect

[fiery beacon]

Take things slow. I’m about the same Elo and I do a lot better when I take a minute to just think and look around for a while to figure out a gameplan instead of just going with the flow. Most players our Elo go very fast even in 10 minute games which is just a waste

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aether Brissette (wifzlol)

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 800 (730 peak)
Blitz: 222 (933 peak)
Bullet: 745 (1149 peak)

[boreal flower]

im not 800 in rapid what

[worn ice]

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[latent pebble]

Why is the Queen's Gambit Netflix game teaching me Queens wayward

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> almond265

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 463 (587 peak)
Blitz: 214
Bullet: 262 (291 peak)

[fiery beacon]

Anime boys are good too. (Im not bisexual you’re bisexual)

[boreal flower]

why does it says im 800 im not

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mre6758

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 525 (623 peak)
Blitz: 304 (420 peak)
Bullet: 553 (682 peak)

[grim edge]

me when my opponent blunders a skewer

[heavy osprey]

How do u do that

[fiery beacon]

At least he’s honest

[grim edge]

that blunders a full queen

[fiery beacon]

Owo indeed

[heavy osprey]

What

[fiery beacon]

owo

No other words need to be said

[heavy osprey]

Oh

[white sorrel]

im not gay sorry

[fathom herald]

it’s not even advice lol what

[fiery beacon]

Unfortunate. Now give me my anime boy backgrounds. 🧌

[white sorrel]

MAN I GOT MATED

i dont think u could've prevented that so yh

[fiery beacon]

RIP

[white sorrel]

i did Re3

[worthy flume]

russians start DM me bruh

[keen parrot]

the same guy has been posting live positions this last week

[fiery beacon]

I was about to say sac the rook on f3 but then I realized

[white sorrel]

i normally crop out the board and show a small portion

[fathom herald]

i’m only js commenting on what i saw now

[white sorrel]

also i never asked for any hep

yk

[fathom herald]

idk abt other times i’m not sitting here monitoring ppl like that lol

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge no lichess link '('

[keen parrot]

yeah i was telling you to be careful, even if you arent asking for help you shouldnt post live positions, people will say moves

[fiery beacon]

Plus depending on where his queen was before you might have to sacrifice the queen too and even then you’re probably still getting mated

[keen parrot]

i know you don't have intentions of cheating, but it still is

[white sorrel]

noone did

[fathom herald]

it’s not cheating if the game finished lol

and it was forced mate regardless

[keen parrot]

but someone could

[worthy flume]

russian guy from here went my steam to write in comment that im terrorist bruh

[white sorrel]

also if is allowed for streamers why not for me

u know the streamer rule

[fathom herald]

well no mods here r that dumb, they wld check the board before banning

[keen parrot]

???

you are not very cohesive my friend

[grim edge]

wow im 2-3 wins away from 2k now i wonder if i can do it today

[fiery beacon]

Yes

Win 3 games in a row

[grim edge]

I’ve been playing white: pe4, Nf3, pd3 but I was just wondering if anyone could help we out with a good opening for 5 min games ?

[fathom herald]

all i’m saying is ur getting tilted over nothing n accusing him of cheating

[grim edge]

[fiery beacon]

Hell I’ll play against you 18 million times so you can get enough Elo lol

[keen parrot]

i literally said, if you were paying attention, that i know he has no intentions of cheating. However if you post a live position and someone suggests a move it still is

[fiery beacon]

His name is literally tilt bruh

[calm plover]

e4 ke2

[fathom herald]

^^????

“but it still is”

[grim edge]

Tf

[keen parrot]

read the message before too

[fiery beacon]

Cloudbong

[calm plover]

it is very renowned opening

[keen parrot]

ffs

[grim edge]

Are you dumb

[calm plover]

used by magnus and hikaru

[grim edge]

I’ve been playing white: pe4, Knf3, pd3 but I was just wondering if anyone could help we out with a good opening for 5 min games ?

[fathom herald]

someone suggesting a move whether to mate w a knight or a queen regardless of it being forced is not cheating

[grim edge]

Do I look like Magnus or hikaru

[fiery beacon]

Hikaru does it all the time bruh, it’s a great opening

[calm plover]

it is a viable opening for u

[keen parrot]

if someone posts a live position and someone else suggests a move it is cheating. You are recieving extra help

[grim edge]

😭

lasagna

[keen parrot]

of course in this case its not applied, but in other positions it would be

[fathom herald]

how is that help?

[calm plover]

opening don’t really matter at 600 700 Elo

[fathom herald]

r u incapable of reading the position

[keen parrot]

Suggesting a move is helping

[grim edge]

i think youre the dumb one mate

I’ve been playing white: pe4, Knf3, pd3 but I was just wondering if anyone could help we out with a good opening for 5 min games ?

[fathom herald]

did u even see the board?

[grim edge]

youre kinda slow on the uptake

[white sorrel]

u dont know the streamer rule?

[keen parrot]

whatever the board, it still is

[fathom herald]

💀

[keen parrot]

bro thinks he is a streamer

[white sorrel]

i am

[keen parrot]

read this

ty mioz

[fiery beacon]

Cons?!?!?! How does the best opening ever have any cons.

[midnight fjord]

🙄

[white sorrel]

ok if u talk more imma tilt so i wont do it again chill

[grim edge]

most streamers are like the best of the best

[bright glade]

2500 rapid pog

[grim edge]

hi elliot hyd

[keen parrot]

since people in chat are higher rated than you and you provide no entertainment value, streamer rule doesnt apply

[fathom herald]

he had both the moves for a forced mate, i doubt anyone wld ban him over that

[grim edge]

Hey, I am about to play my first FIDE rapid tournament. It will consist of 9 rounds. Do I get my rating after the first tournament or is there any other criteria for it. I have gotten a different answer from everyone I have asked.

[keen parrot]

no, but if repeated it might

[fathom herald]

if they didn’t look at board then sure, i wouldn’t disagree w that

if they looked at board n still banned they’d be braindead

[keen parrot]

anyways gonna go, someone else continue the discussion

[fathom herald]

i’m alrdy done w this lol

[grim edge]

I’ve been playing white: pe4, Knf3, pd3 but I was just wondering if anyone could help we out with a good opening for 5 min games ?

[fathom herald]

see ya!

[grim edge]

btw dont use p for algebric notation

for pawns

Yeha fist I know it’s only like e4 but I was just idk

🤣

[grim edge]

lol also knight is just N

[grim edge]

🤣🤣🤣

[thorn yoke]

Hello

[grim edge]

whats ur elo

[white sorrel]

im small but u should still count me as one

[grim edge]

Well do you know any opening I should play

[stiff sparrow]

is chesscom down?

[grim edge]

550

[fiery beacon]

What’s pawn d3? That’s kinda a stupid move

[muted root]

im stuck in queue

[thorn yoke]

I been trusted

[grim edge]

How ?

[bright glade]

are you partnered with chess.com?

[stiff sparrow]

I get this issue lol

[fiery beacon]

Blocks in one of your bishops, doesn’t really do anything else

[muted root]

me too

[stiff sparrow]

what is going on...

[grim edge]

It’s covering if vented pawn takes

[grim edge]

dont bother with openings

[grim edge]

Yeha but it’s cover

[muted root]

Its just saying starting soon...

[fiery beacon]

What?

[grim edge]

develop according to the principles

[fiery beacon]

Against what exactly

[stiff sparrow]

um I might leave it and come back tomorrow lol

[grim edge]

knights first bishops later control the center dont blunder

[grim edge]

But so many ppl be playing queens gambit

[white sorrel]

ye and ur gonna say that the streamer doesn't apply to me bla bla bla i'll just say i wont send again okay?

[fiery beacon]

Just decline brah

[stiff sparrow]

this server is always people arguing never discussing chess, the decorum in chess is long dead 😭

[grim edge]

And what if the streamer is a beginner lmao

[white sorrel]

capish?

[muted root]

15|10 worked

[grim edge]

That’s p**sy move 🤣

[stiff sparrow]

interesting you were trying blitz as well

[grim edge]

just dont take

[grim edge]

what?

[fiery beacon]

Fr bruh

Declined is good opening

[grim edge]

Fair

[muted root]

yes

[fiery beacon]

Or even Slav defense is fine

[grim edge]

Mr e said decline

[muted root]

everyone is aborting by time

[grim edge]

best response against QG

[grim edge]

K I’m going go and tell u how it goes

[stiff sparrow]

weird

[muted root]

i think u can fix by clearning site data

[mighty remnant]

is zax here 💀

[fiery beacon]

Fr

[grim edge]

no

[mighty remnant]

i think he ran away after i tried to analyze 💀

[teal jungle]

taking gives white a larger share of the centre, which can be very dangerous as black if you dont know what your doing

[mighty remnant]

oh he's back

[teal jungle]

queens gambit accepted is fine

you jsut have to know some theory

[grim edge]

I mean if u send 30 messages makes sense

[teal jungle]

but its somewhat second-rate comapred to declined and slav

[mighty remnant]

oops-

[stiff sparrow]

I tried that and it didnt fix for me

[grim edge]

The i forgot was the final straw

[teal jungle]

OH

[grim edge]

no one ever plays the acepted variation

[teal jungle]

I thought you said "why not just take"

i completely misread that

[patent dock]

whats happening

[teal jungle]

idk how

[grim edge]

dw about it

[patent dock]

jason????

[midnight parcel]

am i able to invite yall to a smp or is that somewhere in the rules

[grim edge]

To a what

[lament jacinth]

Not allowed

[patent dock]

oh youre that shawarma

[fiery beacon]

D4 d5, c4 e6, Nc3, Nf6 Bg5, Be2 E3, O-O Nf3, h6 Bxf6, Bxf6 Rc1. That’s the longest line I know in the queens gambit. For some reason that position with that move order appears a lot in games around my Elo so I’ve memorized it lol

[patent dock]

hru

[grim edge]

tf is an smp

[viral epoch]

I love you

[lament jacinth]

Bad

[patent dock]

why

[grim edge]

who is it that u love mitzu

[teal jungle]

minecraft server

[lament jacinth]

Mitzu bad

[grim edge]

OH HOLA MIDGETO

long time no see

[patent dock]

whos mitzu

[lament jacinth]

[fiery beacon]

Who tf you talking to

[patent dock]

oh the venti

[midnight parcel]

minecraft smp like a survival world

[white sorrel]

whos mitzu

[patent dock]

dead silence

[grim edge]

obviously hes talkig to me

[viral epoch]

Liya why bad

[mighty remnant]

i forgot another thing

[viral epoch]

It's up for interpretation

[mighty remnant]

b pawn was hanging so it just wins a pawn 💀

[lament jacinth]

DO NOT QUESTION ME GRRR

[mighty remnant]

no need that much eval

[fiery beacon]

Bros talking to himself

[viral epoch]

Oh okay

[patent dock]

what does aplolgie toe mean

[viral epoch]

Self-value is key

[patent dock]

toes

[viral epoch]

fingers

[south zenith]

Does anyone here know a person with a chess youtube channel of +- 250 subs?

[grim edge]

medgeto always bad

[patent dock]

uhhh why

[fiery beacon]

Narcissistic much?

[viral epoch]

Barely

[south zenith]

Wanted to collaborate with someone

[raw frigate]

Only took me a month to reach 1400

[lament jacinth]

Atleast im better at chess

[south zenith]

Exchange shoutouts on channels or making a video together or smth

[patent dock]

you want a cookie? but fr gj

[fiery beacon]

1500 comes next

[grim edge]

pffft no

[patent dock]

yeah

[raw frigate]

Bro did you know it’s international girlfriend day today?

[lament jacinth]

Isn't our record like 13 - 2

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-gif-23215106

[viral epoch]

I give my life utmost meaning that stems from the teachings of a very influencive person

[patent dock]

shes higher then me i think

[raw frigate]

Ez gimme 1 month

[teal dragon]

Hello childrens

[mighty remnant]

yay

[viral epoch]

Hello mother

[mighty remnant]

hi mommy

[patent dock]

wheres the ice cream truck

[grim edge]

i am lower rated soooo

[teal dragon]

What you kids want for dinner?

[raw frigate]

Reached 1400

[mighty remnant]

ooh liya is here too

[fiery beacon]

Why not go all the way to 2000?

[lament jacinth]

You just said you wasn't

[patent dock]

ur milk bar

[mighty remnant]

i want 20 elo

[lament jacinth]

[raw frigate]

True didnt think about that

[grim edge]

I contradict myself a lot

[teal dragon]

Why cant i have normal children 😭😭😭😭

[patent dock]

prob cause im adopted

[viral epoch]

Milk

[lament jacinth]

I haven't let anyone adopt me

[viral epoch]

The normal one

[fiery beacon]

Hmm. I’ll get 1k in the next 6 months if you can get to 2k in the next 6 months

[mighty remnant]

um
ok
i want uh
mac and cheese(?)

[patent dock]

i got adopted by A 2K dude

[mighty remnant]

is that what normal kids eat

[fiery beacon]

Ooh me too

[viral epoch]

I'm... fairly normal... to an extent

[teal dragon]

Just straight up- ok-

[lament jacinth]

I've almost adopted my chess teacher guys

[teal dragon]

Ok mac and cheese for dinner!!

[viral epoch]

I SAID THE NORMAL ONE

[raw frigate]

Krill myself bro

[mighty remnant]

:aiya thumbs

[teal dragon]

Hooray!!!

[viral epoch]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[raw frigate]

Girlfriend day 💀

[teal dragon]

Ik ik child

[grim edge]

ill adopt you one of these days

[lament jacinth]

In your dreams

[viral epoch]

I got adopted by someone

So that means new father figure

[grim edge]

naaah

[mighty remnant]

i wanna get adopted

[viral epoch]

10 - 0

[teal dragon]

We can arrange that

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/smhh-anime-love-cute-kawaii-gif-14019901

[teal dragon]

BAHA

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/in-love-heart-love-cute-gif-16038288

[viral epoch]

Who is this gril

[mighty remnant]

idk

[teal dragon]

Critical hit

[viral epoch]

Anyhow, definitely not better than Megumin

[fiery beacon]

What goes boy smell mean

[teal dragon]

Musk

[viral epoch]

Smell of boys

[teal dragon]

Yk how everyone has their unique body scent

[fiery beacon]

Do we really smell that bad?

[viral epoch]

Yea dude remember to shower regularly

[teal dragon]

Yeah

[viral epoch]

And preferably add on deo

[teal dragon]

No definitely

[patent dock]

im depressed

[fiery beacon]

I take showers every day and add copious amounts of deodorant

[patent dock]

why im a 500 again