💬〡general-off-topic

[sharp galleon]

great time to convert to Satanism if anything

[prime quest]

I opened youtube shorts and the result will shock u

[sharp galleon]

Guess I’ll convert to Satanism after all

[crystal jewel]

lets go

[grim edge]

nightcore and country music is so good wtf

[graceful lintel]

💀 😭

[grim edge]

tf

[mossy comet]

i saw this on twitter

[viscid jacinth]

Hmmmm

[mossy comet]

he should really blink

i woke up at 7 am

[crystal jewel]

queen to c7 wins for him

[mossy comet]

ok guys i have a puzzle

[crystal jewel]

cuz i sac my knight

[thin seal]

Hello

[mossy comet]

find mate in 2.

[crystal jewel]

for white or black

[mossy comet]

black

[crystal jewel]

but its white to move

[mossy comet]

yeah

whats whites move then

[crystal jewel]

oh

[mystic stream]

so close yet so far

[grim edge]

I played queen d4 queen e5 queen f6 then queen d8

[crystal jewel]

if pawn takes its just mate a few ways

[mossy comet]

yeah

[grim edge]

most normal day in new york

[crystal jewel]

this was the context

[mystic stream]

levi would be dispapointed

[mossy comet]

its pawn takes, queen takes pawn check, king moves g1

[crystal jewel]

bishop check

[mystic stream]

he would call u a beginner

[viscid jacinth]

Buttered side down is so underrated

[mossy comet]

then queen f2 mate

[high ledge]

The knight noo

[grim edge]

very true but i think ill be a very good player in a few years im making good progress for a begineer

[rain crest]

ive played two games of rapid and both resigned even though i thought it was an even game

[mystic stream]

[rain crest]

dont understand

[sharp galleon]

fr

🗿

[rain crest]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/84554750213 i dont suppose anyone can tell ne why this guy resigned?

[worn ice]

harrycburn (1007) vs. Tranthebang (910)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nf6 3. Nc3 Nc6 4. Nf3 Nxe4 5. Nxe4 d5 6. Qe2 dxc4 7. Qxc4 Be6 8. Qe2 Nd4 9. Nxd4 Qxd4 10. c3 Qd6 11. d3 Qc6 12. Be3 Qb6 13. O-O Bc5 

[mossy comet]

neu tra

[rain crest]

i was still trying to develop

[viscid jacinth]

Zax 24 more elo and your fate will be inevitable

[hard gyro]

Hey guys, how are y'all?

[grim edge]

working on a disstrack rn 🙏

[viscid jacinth]

240 💀

[warped vigil]

good! I just beat a IM

[hard gyro]

Actually like 800 but ok.

[hard gyro]

Poor Bast.

[viscid jacinth]

On whom

[hard gyro]

Nice, congrats dude.

[grim edge]

Multiple people

[grim edge]

Lmfao

[hard gyro]

You were 800 at one point

[grim edge]

not just bast

[hard gyro]

That's worse.

[sinful raft]

hi

[viscid jacinth]

1227 💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sensaizax

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Rapid: 1976 (1976 peak)
Blitz: 1584 (1702 peak)
Bullet: 1345 (1415 peak)

[rain crest]

thanks, i didnt realise that meant it was so bad someone would resign?

[hard gyro]

You're dedicated, I ain't 🫠

[viscid jacinth]

You cant even 300

[sinful raft]

i'm 600 and a beginner

[grim edge]

i hope you tilt back too 1400 🙏 (i’m a professional hater)

[mossy comet]

neutrasmoke

[hard gyro]

Don't elo-shame btw.

[viscid jacinth]

24 more elo and your fate is sealed

[grim edge]

zax as a 1400 would be weird

[viscid jacinth]

800 elo only damn lmao

[astral copper]

Hi guys

[grim edge]

but pretty REAL

[sharp galleon]

the only reason I’ll convert to Satanism is because of this

[grim edge]

hi

[viscid jacinth]

I can literally beat u with my eyes closed no cap

[mossy comet]

neutra smoke

[grim edge]

hi unity

[hard gyro]

I have a life, what can I say.

[grim edge]

how is the morning

[viscid jacinth]

@grim edge

[astral copper]

against me?

[viscid jacinth]

What happened

[grim edge]

[hard gyro]

Wait, THE Unity???

[viscid jacinth]

Who are you and it was a joke

[grim edge]

zax is a satanist?

[astral copper]

random guy

[viscid jacinth]

Why arent u talking in gc

[grim edge]

[viscid jacinth]

No u didnt

[mossy comet]

Mango card sent

[hard gyro]

Mango man.

[grim edge]

nope

[viscid jacinth]

Bad

[grim edge]

wut no, me and cellen have a deal if i get 2k today cellen will grind to 2400 if i dont reach 2k today then i have to play adoption match against cellen

[upbeat viper]

oh

new account ?

[grim edge]

smh

[upbeat viper]

hi back

no more cheating I hope

[grim edge]

lmao

[viscid jacinth]

u will be adopted by me soon

[viscid jacinth]

Lmao

[grim edge]

stop playing bullet

[upbeat viper]

dumb question, but why ?

[teal dragon]

Hi bbg i missed u

[grim edge]

@tepid panther blasphemy!

[grim edge]

nah

[viscid jacinth]

Why cant he learn his lesson you french baguette

[upbeat viper]

whatfor

[sharp galleon]

I will be back in Norway on the 2nd of August, and then I’ll see how fate decides

[hard gyro]

Typical humanity.

[viscid jacinth]

Specify the need of that sticker

[hard gyro]

Elo, what else?

[grim edge]

Finally cellen night owl season back

dw man

[upbeat viper]

it took time to get from 1200 to 1500

[grim edge]

1200 is good

[upbeat viper]

work harder

;D

[hard gyro]

Hyperbullet, yes.

[grim edge]

how long

[viscid jacinth]

everyone is 1200 in fact and 800s

[upbeat viper]

uuuh

[viscid jacinth]

in fact i see more 2000s than 1500s in a day

[sharp galleon]

()

[viscid jacinth]

is it really that rare duh

[grim edge]

W

[hard gyro]

You know that before 1000, openings are not needed but the same isn't true after 1200, right?

[sharp galleon]

the graph is more flat than my grand-grandma’s heart rate monitor wtf

[upbeat viper]

2 months personnally

[viscid jacinth]

After that u really dont need it again

[grim edge]

ahhh

[hard gyro]

So it's faster to go from 100 to 1200, than it is to go from 1200 to 1600.

[grim edge]

send game

send the game i wanna watch

[sharp galleon]

I mean yeah white is worse

[viscid jacinth]

like yes it will boost ur growth but it isnt even that important if u really dont want to learn or have adhd or smth

[hard gyro]

It's called difficulty hike.

[grim edge]

i got 2 2000 in puzzles

[viscid jacinth]

If you learn too many openings the thing that will happen is that u will get bored

[mossy comet]

i dont do coke i do pepsi

[grim edge]

i beat you @grim edge

[viscid jacinth]

Take aldies for example

[grim edge]

get clapped

[torpid lintel]

Wow Ran is almost 1600 :)

[viscid jacinth]

i havent played for a month now

[teal dragon]

Infinite book moves glitch

[grim edge]

appealed

[hard gyro]

It's true.

[grim edge]

Good game you played greatly although white is rash for resigning in this position when its blitz ( im assuming its blitz)

[viscid jacinth]

I would have reached 1700 2 months ago if i learnt it

too many openings

[restive storm]

Me when I learn too many theory

[hard gyro]

Knowing openings is fine.

Knowing too many openings is not fine.

[sharp galleon]

if I don’t know what I’m doing in an opening, I’ll just be praying to Satan I live through

[grim edge]

how many openings does the mofo know

[viscid jacinth]

You dont master one opening and go for mastering 5 openings at the same time you will just fall down the pit

[grim edge]

some dude

[hard gyro]

Some openings like Ware don't need to be learned.

[grim edge]

[astral copper]

I've adopted a 1400

[grim edge]

smh a 2000 flexing his winstreak against a 1000

[hard gyro]

Yes, please tell me WHEN will you use Ware's Opening theory.

[sharp galleon]

gonna be our stats if you aren’t getting to 2k

[restive storm]

💀

[grim edge]

IM NOT FLEXING you said you beat me

[grim edge]

puzzles im 2000

[hard gyro]

Or WHEN will you use Kadas theory?

[grim edge]

i made it to 2000 before u did

[astral copper]

puzzles im 2200

[grim edge]

kadas best opening

[upbeat viper]

any low elo in chat that I can adopt

[grim edge]

beat his ass

[hard gyro]

You don't deserve even 800 if you're gonna play Kadas or Ware.

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[astral copper]

adopt me

[sharp galleon]

would like to as well

[grim edge]

we can play in a while sure

maybe thats a little harsh

[astral copper]

im only 1650

1680 to be exact

[viscid jacinth]

Well duh you should if u aint 1800

[hard gyro]

A troll opening, at best.

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper

[astral copper]

challenge me fr

[pallid crystal]

More opening knowledge can't be worse than nothing, but if you have time to study chess it's much better to spend it on perfecting one opening or learning other phases of the game...

[sharp galleon]

you should’ve pinged yourself smh

[viscid jacinth]

Mastering one opening is way better than mastering 5 at the same time

[grim edge]

whose the least rated player in the mod team

[upbeat viper]

I can't adopt a 1k6

[viscid jacinth]

You will just fall into traps and die

[upbeat viper]

I don't think so

[grim edge]

im higher elo then bast himself

[upbeat viper]

[astral copper]

why?

[hard gyro]

Whatever floats your boat, mister.

[sharp galleon]

[upbeat viper]

still waiting for you in blitz

[astral copper]

I love blitz fr

[graceful lintel]

I don't think there is any problem with eating first slice of bread

[viscid jacinth]

was

[hard gyro]

Criminal.

[sharp galleon]

MURDERER!!!!

[astral copper]

they can't adopt you fr

[graceful lintel]

😭

[viscid jacinth]

Bullet is just a variant

[hard gyro]

None, right now.

[astral copper]

play me rated match

in bulety

[grim edge]

[astral copper]

HAHA

I'm 1600 too bud

[sharp galleon]

bullet is fun, but bullet rating is kinda a joke lol

[viscid jacinth]

u are 1200 bullet

[hard gyro]

It's been around 3 years. I don't even play chess as a sport or anything. I play it when I have literally nothing else to do in my life.

[viscid jacinth]

1688 blitz

1356 rapid

[dense tundra]

@hard gyro 😎

[teal dragon]

3 years aint no way

[restive storm]

Guys I tilted

[hard gyro]

?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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Rapid: 1200 (2233 peak)
Blitz: 2300 (2300 peak)
Bullet: 2302 (2302 peak)

[viscid jacinth]

i started playing chess on august 27 2022

[dense tundra]

Ghost @

😎

[sharp galleon]

what is with everybody actually winning in blitz

I’m still stuck at sub 2200

[hard gyro]

I only ever gave interest in Chess after I got a desire to defeat my tuition sir in chess.

After I did defeat him, I lost the thrill in Chess I had.

[grim edge]

I started playing chess on January 3rd 2023

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vincent (cellen01)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1600 (2303 peak)
Blitz: 2167 (2311 peak)
Bullet: 2300 (2300 peak)

[little coral]

Idk how to get 1000

[viscid jacinth]

Wow 1 months after me

[teal dragon]

Interesting date to begin

[viscid jacinth]

u dont touch grass

So we dont count u

[hard gyro]

Don't do it again.

[sharp galleon]

I started at 26th of December 2020

[teal dragon]

I started 8th august 2022

Aniversary soon

[dense tundra]

?

[viscid jacinth]

Like bro u are gonna become a vtuber and gonna buy a 500 dollar skin

[restive storm]

I’m not sure lol
Although I always try to keep my rapid blitz and bullet ratings similar

[humble oracle]

me 1 month later

[teal dragon]

The date u just said bbro what else

[humble oracle]

so i still have a month to catch up

[teal dragon]

11th sept a crazy day

Ik what u tryin

[viscid jacinth]

i remember when zax was lower elo than me

[grim edge]

#💬〡general-off-topic message i did all that yesterday in what world do i not touch grass

[viscid jacinth]

than i left chess bruh

[hard gyro]

People died, economy crashed. What can we say?

[teal dragon]

Blud just pulled a back in my day at the age of 15

[hard gyro]

Except pay respects where they are due.

You're not the best comedian.

[viscid jacinth]

But never in my 100 years can i get to 2000 in just 6 months

Like f no thats not for me

[sharp galleon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/866701779868581930/1055949214653370530/25C0A027-5798-4845-B625-2A30052AFE22-1.gif

[hard gyro]

But srsly, it was quite a sad event.

[leaden totem]

It was indeed

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-4470269

I WON AGAINST BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST

[restive storm]

You guys somehow get so good at chess so fast
It took me 5 years and a few months of playing to get as good as I am rn

[upbeat viper]

I missclicked

was winning

meh

[viscid jacinth]

Way too tall grass i will call it artificial cameras put by government

[grim edge]

You gotta be joking me lmao

CHESS.COM I WON AGAINST BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST

[sharp galleon]

Magnus went from 1000 to 1900 in 1 mere year, so zax is essentially on par with Magnus

[upbeat viper]

my mouse clicks without me wanting

fact

[viscid jacinth]

He was way younger back then

[hard gyro]

Shame.

[upbeat viper]

eh I was winning

[viscid jacinth]

Young people tend to learn things way more faster

[astral copper]

fr skills bud

[restive storm]

Yeah I’ve been playing for a bit

[sharp galleon]

yeah, considering zax’s age this is even more insane

[astral copper]

gg

[brisk crescent]

Is French better or caro

[viscid jacinth]

Dont care

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

whose adopting who now

[viscid jacinth]

Yep

[astral copper]

I like playing against caro fr

[grim edge]

smh smh

[jolly imp]

how much elo y all got?

[upbeat viper]

[humble oyster]

what is internation in chess.com?

[grim edge]

when i start playing otb ill document my progress and see how it will compare

[astral copper]

1690

[viscid jacinth]

But his progression was constant, he beated kasparov when he was just 11

[grim edge]

u still lost only results matter

[hard gyro]

I thought that was obvious but yeah, cool theory.

[upbeat viper]

nop

[astral copper]

bruh

[sharp galleon]

man’s gonna play in Norway Chess Open 2024 or something

[grim edge]

@sharp galleon DID YOU JUST CALL ME OLD 😭

[jolly imp]

nice🔥

[grim edge]

[tepid panther]

Dude it's not that hard yo get to 1900, I did it like a year too

[rocky turret]

anyone that speaks portuguese can review this video for me? thanks! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxCVJMBpvDQ

[grim edge]

how old ru

[sharp galleon]

I did

[astral copper]

fr

[latent pebble]

Unity unbanned

[sharp galleon]

yeah but it’s FIDE

[halcyon glade]

Ez brilliant 🥱

[upbeat viper]

winning because my mouse clicks by itself isn't winning

[latent pebble]

nice

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

IM 17

[grim edge]

losing to me is a sin

[upbeat viper]

u old soon

[grim edge]

Old person fr

no matter the circumstances

[upbeat viper]

I didn't

[latent pebble]

He's not promoting

[tepid panther]

Zax isn't 1900 fide ☠️

[grim edge]

u did

[upbeat viper]

mouse clicked when touching king

[hard gyro]

Is that you?

[upbeat viper]

._.

[halcyon glade]

Yes

[sharp galleon]

still impressive nonetheless

[astral copper]

I have over 100 brilliants fr

[grim edge]

headshot is losing because of a misclick still a loss

[hard gyro]

Verification : What's our inside joke?

[jolly imp]

I got 1850 elo and real elo got 1750

[halcyon glade]

And I lost on time because it was 3 min blitz

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/you-cant-do-this-to-me-donald-kimball-how-dare-you-dont-willem-dafoe-gif-14910653

[tepid panther]

Yeah but there are many people who have done it, in this server even

[old thistle]

Get a FIDE ID + play in a FIDE rated tournament against rated people (min. 5 games with 1000 performance rating at least)

[grim edge]

@tepid panther do i have permission to diss u in my server disstrack

[grim edge]

scipio i beat bast

[sharp galleon]

Considering there are millions of chess players, some are definitely more talented than others yeah

[tepid panther]

Sure lol, make it a good one

[grim edge]

W

[astral copper]

I'm a patzer in bulet

help

[old thistle]

:O

[sharp galleon]

you shouldn’t have tbh lol

[astral copper]

I'm a cfc rated player

[past aurora]

im losing my braincells what should i do

[old thistle]

Forgot to write ID

[jolly imp]

someone give me pic perms

[grim edge]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[restive storm]

Bruh

[jolly imp]

ty

[past aurora]

there was no point hiding ur name tho 💀

[restive storm]

💀

[astral copper]

I'm trusted??

💀

how fr? down 30 seconds??

fr skills

[grim edge]

@tepid panther to be for real im just glad im not stuck on the same elo for a year that would beee aaaa depressing

@upbeat viper were tied now smh

[sharp galleon]

@grim edge wanna see a guitar

[grim edge]

imma go do puzzles

[astral copper]

that shows you are 2000 plus not that you are 100 rated

[floral void]

Hello

[upbeat viper]

let's go 10-1

:')

[astral copper]

adopt me pls

[tepid panther]

I try and come from a place where anyone can do anything. Some people will succeed, and some people will waste their potential with arrogance and wasting their time. Some people will lose interest. But I believe that anyone is capable of retraining their brain to learn chess and have tremendous results in doing so

[astral copper]

I haven't got adopted yet

[upbeat viper]

shush 1k6 too high

[astral copper]

NAW

[floral void]

I'm new in chess I can have some advice ?

[halcyon glade]

💀

[tepid panther]

That is disgusting

[upbeat viper]

impossible

[astral copper]

😦

[rain crest]

trying to change my user on cc but it says im connected to chess live? anyone know what it could be?

[sharp galleon]

I know

[astral copper]

I should tilt

so I can get adopted

[grim edge]

nah were tied now

[amber sable]

wsp

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge where you at

[sharp galleon]

I mean it isn’t nsfw or offensive lol

[grim edge]

deal with it

[tepid panther]

Yeah I couldn't fathom being hard stuck in an elo cap

[upbeat viper]

don't run away

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ineedit-needit-spongebob-squarepants-need-it-gif-4883495

[rain crest]

oh nvrm

[upbeat viper]

you coward

[grim edge]

oh i will and i run so fast

[astral copper]

I will chase

[grim edge]

youre french you know a thing or 2 about being a coward

[upbeat viper]

french have the most wins in battles

[grim edge]

were tied sooooo

[tepid panther]

@grim edge @grim edge lesson today?

[sharp galleon]

are we on nationalism talk now

[grim edge]

when?

[tepid panther]

Half hour?

[grim edge]

from now?

[upbeat viper]

stop running

[tepid panther]

Yes

[grim edge]

sure

[sharp galleon]

puzzles and puzzles

[grim edge]

it’s 11:40pm 💀

hmu when u start

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/bfJfE.gif

[restive storm]

Coaching chess be like

[astral copper]

I am running at you to get adopted fr

[floral void]

I wanna read some book but idk how to start

[restive storm]

No

[upbeat viper]

@astral copper waiting

😴

[tepid panther]

It's 1140 am

[woeful fern]

[astral copper]

fr challenge me

[restive storm]

I don’t think they’ll take on e5

[upbeat viper]

I did

check your challenges

[grim edge]

Opposite side of the world

[tepid panther]

It be like that

[sharp galleon]

if you are new, then just watch some ytube videos and learn the basic fundamentals first. Books are usually for advanced players

[restive storm]

White probably has c3 or something

[sharp galleon]

you could still read them if you want, but it’ll be hard to understand

[restive storm]

d6 and d5 becomes weak

[sharp galleon]

nah

[grim edge]

fr

[sharp galleon]

I would be playing Nc6 and transpose into a Sveshnikov

[floral void]

I started to play chess like 11 year's ago but never take seriously soo I know something

[restive storm]

I just finished putting my sveshnikov study prep into a lichess study

[mild apex]

Nice pfp

[restive storm]

Thanks

[sharp galleon]

I see… well then you should do tactics. As for books they’ll also. e helpful, but imo tactics and playing games are the most important

[restive storm]

It’s temporary pfp though

[halcyon glade]

The first one

[restive storm]

Thanks

[mild apex]

For the fide worldcup i believe

[restive storm]

Yeah one of the 2023 events I was really hyped about

[sharp galleon]

I only know the main lines in the Sveshnikov since I never bother to study my openings deep

[restive storm]

Lol

[floral void]

Thanks 💖

[mild apex]

I might watch their highlights

[round bloom]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/84557082451?tab=review

[worn ice]

WizardChess246 (738) vs. vthebeest (766)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Ng5 d5 5. exd5 Nxd5 6. Nxf7 Kxf7 7. Qf3+ Ke8 8. Bxd5 Bc5 9. Qf7# 

[round bloom]

100% accracy

[restive storm]

I might be able to get some of it live

[mild apex]

Real

[sharp galleon]

np

[restive storm]

This event is so important for players to qualify for the candidates

[keen parrot]

rare south america flair

[restive storm]

It gives 3 spots

[floral void]

I put that I'm from south America and I'm here

Idk why

[median fjord]

sup

[round bloom]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/84557082451?tab=review

[worn ice]

WizardChess246 (738) vs. vthebeest (766)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Ng5 d5 5. exd5 Nxd5 6. Nxf7 Kxf7 7. Qf3+ Ke8 8. Bxd5 Bc5 9. Qf7# 

[keen parrot]

so how is chat doing

[halcyon glade]

Ask to Chatgpt 😂

[keen parrot]

[mild apex]

Hes tru

[keen parrot]

fr

[mild apex]

Cheaters in discord chat

Exploiting social credits

[halcyon glade]

LeMmE fix that

[astral copper]

@upbeat viper did your wifi die

[keen parrot]

react with if you are not cheating

[upbeat viper]

yep

[astral copper]

😦

[mild apex]

Rip wifi

[median fjord]

same here

[grim edge]

what if it’s with my wife

[somber bear]

Anyone wanna play

[median fjord]

yes but im 600 elo

[halcyon glade]

@upbeat viper can I play with u when u have done?

[keen parrot]

stop coping you are not the one cheating in your relationship

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

why are yall playing some vienna nonsense

[mild apex]

How arent u sleeping

[mild apex]

Gotham enjoyer

[upbeat viper]

smh

[grim edge]

could say the same to you

[keen parrot]

lets be honest, the only person in this server w a healthy relationship is the girl who got gifted premium

[upbeat viper]

bad for health

[grim edge]

Sup ma dudes

[mild apex]

I cant sleep

[grim edge]

I do puzzles

And analyse my games

[mild apex]

I aint watching allat

[grim edge]

Sup cat

[mild apex]

Meoww

[grim edge]

Did you know i destroyed bast

[keen parrot]

Moon? 💀 Thats a dude

[somber bear]

Anyone wanna play

[mild apex]

Won by luck or rly destroy?

[upbeat viper]

my mouse clicked without my consent

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

I am sorry for being a 🤓🤓

[upbeat viper]

I was winning

so no

[grim edge]

U aint winning shit

[mild apex]

Guess im right, yass won by luck

[grim edge]

Its a 1/1 its a tie my guy

[upbeat viper]

ye

[upbeat viper]

let's turn that in a 10-1 rn

[grim edge]

Luck is considered a skill set in my book

[keen parrot]

lmao

[mild apex]

If yass beats bast, then bast is a ttl crap

[upbeat viper]

in cc analysis dead ?

[grim edge]

Naaaaa

[wintry trail]

[grim edge]

Dont wanna

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge don't spam reacts

[grim edge]

I wanna keep the tie

[upbeat viper]

✨ coward ✨

[wintry trail]

Whup

[mild apex]

I had an unhealthy winscore with bast

[upbeat viper]

stop still

[wintry trail]

[grim edge]

✨ frenchie ✨

[mild apex]

@upbeat viper send our winscore to yass

[upbeat viper]

is cc analysis down ?

[grim edge]

Yeah he sucks tho

[mild apex]

Fr, i nvr win bast

[wintry trail]

I can play yesterday

[upbeat viper]

oh cc down then

sadge

[undone bridge]

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Bc5 3. Na4 Bxf2+!! 4. Kxf2 Qh4+ 5. Ke3 Qf4+ 6. Kd3 d5 7. Kc3 Qxe4 8. Kb3 Na6 9. a3 Qxa4+ 10. Kxa4 Nc5+ 11. Kb4 a5+ 12. Kxc5 Ne7 13. Bb5+ Kd7 14. Bc6!! b6+ 15. Kb5 Nxc6 16. Kxc6 Bb7+!! 17. Kb5 Ba6+ 18. Kc6 Bb7+!! 19. Kb5 Ba6+ 20. Kc6 Bb7+ (1/2-1/2)

[mild apex]

I belive bast is just warming up

[grim edge]

Cc is always down nowadays

Sup with that

Its good

[mild apex]

More ppl playing, server cant handle

[grim edge]

I think i am done with him i have bragging rights now that i won once

[mild apex]

Those freakin cowards be making 20 alts just to down the server

[grim edge]

Even with luckn

Thats a concerning statements

Many cheaters say theyve memorized engine lines

[mild apex]

I dont feel like it is

[keen parrot]

anyone who plays anything but 2...Nf6 against the Vienna is a psycho

[restive storm]

2… Nc6💀

[keen parrot]

Nf6 d5 is easy equalizing

[grim edge]

Ikr

[mild apex]

Vienna gambit

[wraith snow]

wtf are servers so bad

[grim edge]

Kf8 is really interesting

[undone bridge]

2… g6 🙏

[grim edge]

Yeah as usual

[toxic fulcrum]

Recently broke the 900 elo barrier! Woo

[grim edge]

Puzzle machine today ❤️

[keen parrot]

connect ya account betch

[high ledge]

Lol

[grim edge]

@keen parrot what do u think

[woeful fern]

[keen parrot]

tf is the line

[grim edge]

I have no idea

[grim edge]

Ah yes of course, memorised thousands of branches of possible moves mhm totally

[mild apex]

Connect your account

[grim edge]

Ask them to explain what the move does

[grim edge]

Yep with every possible move too

[wraith snow]

bro its my friends face on my pfp

[high ledge]

[grim edge]

I dont think theyre cheating honestly but yk its sus

When someone says theyve memorizee engine lines

My dad just beat a 2000 elos guy who bullied me

[keen parrot]

what's your rating

[mild apex]

Wth is nc7

[grim edge]

I dont think any grandmaster knows the vienna 1000 moves in

[wraith snow]

f chess.com

[grim edge]

i said beat*

[keen parrot]

im curious

[wraith snow]

chess.com is so stupid

[grim edge]

Its like saying “ive memorised them so much, infact i use it to remember them in the middle of a game :)”

[teal dragon]

Ghost pinged

[grim edge]

@teal dragon

[keen parrot]

how is the farlight grind going

[grim edge]

1000 moves of vienna is crazy tho

[wraith snow]

i lose connection of there fault and they dedcut elo from me stupid mod team

[grim edge]

I mean he beated him

[rocky vale]

@teal dragon Mommy

[keen parrot]

why can't you play?

[grim edge]

oh yeah thats sus

[mild apex]

Nah, its your interent

[grim edge]

Git god

not in chess buddy

[wraith snow]

nah

[teal dragon]

Made it to lvl 3 so am stopped

[grim edge]

Against???

Tf

[keen parrot]

you dont have a cc account, probably banned im assuming

[mild apex]

No

[latent pebble]

Who ghost pinged me

[upbeat viper]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hi

[mild apex]

I like how tilt giving everyone lost hopes

[rocky vale]

I did

[grim edge]

@latent pebble

[upbeat viper]

I'm Magnus Carlsen - Magnus Carlsen

[keen parrot]

well you said you can't play...

[grim edge]

I dont think i have ever met anyone who knows 10 moves of theory against vienna as black let alone 10000

[wraith snow]

your no magnus you magus

[grim edge]

what is ur weapon against the vienna

[silent quest]

Cagnus marlsen

[keen parrot]

im 2100 fide and i know like 20 maybr

[grim edge]

Stockfish

[upbeat viper]

I recommand M16 against the vienna

very strong weapon

[grim edge]

I recommend hand grebades

[latent pebble]

Sorry

[upbeat viper]

[mild apex]

War reference

[teal dragon]

Person didnt let me play pizza girl so im mad

[upbeat viper]

nah

[mild apex]

Bang bang bang

[keen parrot]

the blonde chick goes hard too tho

[broken portal]

ye this bot sucks

[silent quest]

Whats fide

[grim edge]

What blond bech

[teal dragon]

I really like her personality

[grim edge]

Very big personality i assume

[mild apex]

Skilled

Nah, he rizzing this up

[teal dragon]

Strong independant personality

PERSONALITY

Ok fine abs

[grim edge]

You up @tepid panther

[restive sentinel]

Is anyone else really slow on the site or just me

[tepid panther]

Gimme a couple, didn't get to eat yet. Was doing nerd guitar stuff lol

[teal dragon]

Just move quicker lol

[grim edge]

Are u talking about river city girls

[grim edge]

Aight gotchu

[teal dragon]

Nuu

[restive sentinel]

The sites slow I mean

[teal dragon]

A game that tilt told me to play

[grim edge]

Whats the name

[undone bridge]

Forced moves don’t get displayed

[stone veldt]

fr bro

[teal dragon]

I forgor

Something beginning with f

[grim edge]

What

@keen parrot

Hii

[stable jungle]

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[feral umbra]

No trusted role L

[grim edge]

UNIITTTYYYY

HI UNITY

u should stay just joined btw

[feral umbra]

Surprised when I learned she was 5'4

[grim edge]

Wasup

hi nerd 👋

Hi wimp

Hi...I

Oh you're kayden

Bro is high on something

[feral umbra]

I hate seeing cats on discord

[torn rune]

[grim edge]

Cats are insufferable

I like seeing ducks in discord tho

I am joking i love both

Altho my grandparents cat bit me in the hand and i will never forget that psycho

[humble oracle]

acceptable draw

[grim edge]

Nice

90+ acc too

[humble oracle]

i had -1 at one point but threw it

[grim edge]

I love eating both

[latent blaze]

guys i have a tournament at school tommorow and i have to face a 1200 elo guy i really dk what to do pls help

[upbeat viper]

flat

[grim edge]

Wassup

[upbeat viper]

italian ?

[humble oracle]

1200 is really not that good

[latent blaze]

i am 415 so 💀

[humble oracle]

i went to a tournament with mainly 1200's - 1300's as a 1700 and won every single game

[latent blaze]

broo u are 1600-1700 so like u are a fing genius

not meee

[humble oracle]

nah im not that good either

in comparison to 2000 im terrible

[viral vale]

1200s are bad, just less so than 500s (plz clap for this incredible observation)

[latent blaze]

bro i am playing a tournament where half ppl only know how to move peices 💀

[upbeat viper]

2k are bots still

[viral vale]

idk i would recommend @latent blaze do puzzles before for warmup, make sure youre hydrated and fed

[latent blaze]

i do like daily ten tell me smthing new

[humble oracle]

tbh you could get to 1200 with 0 effort by just not blundering and spotting basic tactics

[grim edge]

pray he makes a mistake

[upbeat viper]

simply don't play crazy moves

he'll blunder

[viral vale]

you are going to lose, but if you want to lose in a slightly better way, focus on the game

[inland osprey]

u can get up to 1400 j by not blundering lol

[latent pebble]

You probably won't win there's nothing we can do unfortunately

[humble oracle]

yep

[dull ridge]

Heyyyyyyyyyy

[latent pebble]

Playing for traps is not good but I think that's the only chance you have

[grim edge]

u can become a grandmaster if u dont blunder

[latent blaze]

srsly ?

like nothing ?/

[tepid panther]

@grim edge vc

[humble oracle]

btw @latent pebble i won the tournament (i was deez)

[latent pebble]

Only hope is playing for traps probably but that's not any good

[viral vale]

theres nothing wrong with like. being doomed to lose a game, plenty of us have terrible matchups

[latent pebble]

oh nice

[viral vale]

its just much less stressful to actually play the game when you accept it

[humble oracle]

i won 2 tournaments in a row and now im 1600 local

[latent blaze]

that is a guy like whom i srsly can't loose to

[viral vale]

what happens if you lose to him

[plush estuary]

hi everybody

[latent blaze]

like u know how there is just one opponent u don't wanna lose to no matter what the cost same is the concept b/w me and him

[stable jungle]

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[viral vale]

sad thing is that motivation in chess wont change the outcome of 1 game like this

it just helps with the grind

[humble oracle]

theres not much u can get from us watch some youtubew

[marsh hinge]

OMG

I GOT A BRILLIANT MOVE

[inland osprey]

i mean without knowing any theory or openings

[viral vale]

post

[latent blaze]

nothing to be shocked it is common

[marsh hinge]

dont judge me

[humble oracle]

thats nothing i got 2 brilliant moves and lost

[marsh hinge]

fr?

damn yooo

[humble oracle]

yep

idk if i can find the game tho

[marsh hinge]

me 2 yo

i did a brilliant and lost

i wanna see what if black doesnt take

then what?

[lean bolt]

That’s cause brilliant moves are marketing, not actually brilliant

[edgy jolt]

Hey guys..

[vagrant karma]

Damn

[edgy jolt]

Anyone missed me?😋

[undone bridge]

Bruh, same game. White didn’t find the sac lol

[high ledge]

The heck
It should be win for black but the puzzle decides to throw

[humble oracle]

1st brilliant

[edgy jolt]

HELLOOOO

[humble oracle]

2nd brilliant

[marsh hinge]

@edgy jolt bro wdgafc about missing you

[undone bridge]

Please enlighten us and tell us how black is supposed to win

[marsh hinge]

dont be a pick me

[edgy jolt]

😓

[grim edge]

And the sun doesn't rise up?

[undone bridge]

Something like that

[humble oracle]

dont even ask how i lost this

[edgy jolt]

Wanna 1v1 instead?

[grim edge]

What does it imply?

[undone bridge]

Losing a full rook doesn’t help

[undone bridge]

Idk

[edgy jolt]

Anyone wanna 1v1 (I blunder a-lot)

[marsh hinge]

whats your elo

[vagrant karma]

Why are they brilliant?

[humble oracle]

2brilliants and lost this stupid way

[edgy jolt]

0, I dont play chess anymore

Idk, I wanna try-out chess again

I’ve given up on my mentality and chess skills

[marsh hinge]

||naw||

[undone bridge]

First one, if white accepts, then Bh6 pins the queen tk ok king, second one if black takes, white recaptured, forking king and knight winning 2 pawns

[undone bridge]

Rip

[edgy jolt]

Pwease🥺🙏

[humble oracle]

i got too fixated on wanting to play rook h8

[edgy jolt]

WHO WANSTA 1V1 ME IN CHESS

[undone bridge]

Happens

[undone bridge]

What time crontrol

[edgy jolt]

6?

[rain crest]

what elo were you lol

[edgy jolt]

0

[undone bridge]

6 minute ? 😭

[rain crest]

nobody is 0 elo

[edgy jolt]

4?

[humble oracle]

@edgy jolt connect

[edgy jolt]

IM REALLY BAD AT CHESS

[undone bridge]

What are with these odd time controls

[edgy jolt]

I HAVENT PLAYED IN AWHILE

[undone bridge]

Wanna do 1m?

[rain crest]

what elo were you before

[edgy jolt]

Okay..😭

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2023 (2023 peak)
Blitz: 1991 (1991 peak)
Bullet: 1200 (2004 peak)

[edgy jolt]

0

[lean bolt]

Caro Kann is garbage

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> knvbea

This is the Chess.com profile of knvbea. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1938 (1938 peak)
Blitz: 400 (2000 peak)
Bullet: 1982 (2044 peak)

[edgy jolt]

Send link yo

[last verge]

@undone bridge look at this cerebral move

[undone bridge]

400 blitz 😈

[edgy jolt]

I’ll probably just lose tbh

[rain crest]

you would have to be the worst player in the world to be 0 elo

[undone bridge]

Nooooooo hahaha

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ron (pevron)

This is the Chess.com profile of pevron. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Ron (pevron)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2120 (2120 peak)
Blitz: 2065 (2065 peak)
Bullet: 2065 (2228 peak)

[edgy jolt]

Yeah..

[high ledge]

?? Even though it goes 1. Bd6 Rf5
Then 2. Bb4 Rf3 3. Bc5 Rf4
The moment you go Ba3 he just decides to do Bxc2
Why not Rf2
(also i mentioned black wins but in fact it should be a draw my bad)

[strange island]

today in chess com evaluations make no sense: Qf6 is ‘good’ despite forking f2 and the rook on a1, and being the top engine line

[edgy jolt]

HELLO??

😓

[undone bridge]

Because Rf2 is met with Bb2# lol

[edgy jolt]

Bro r we going to 1v1

[fast kiln]

@nimble niche i responded to you thread

[grim edge]

youre so smart

[vagrant karma]

Should be great atleast.

[undone bridge]

Yeah sure I’ll dm you the link

[high ledge]

Oh my gawd, forget what you saw today

This never happened

[undone bridge]

I already forgot

[high ledge]

Nice

[strange island]

it is the best move by 3 points chess com is just weird lol

[grim edge]

@grim edge When are we playing our last game.

In ur dreams zax

[undone bridge]

Is this mobile?

[strange island]

Yeah

[undone bridge]

Yeah mobile engine is cheeks

[grim edge]

[undone bridge]

You already sent this 😵‍💫

Another one for the books

[weary hearth]

Are there any tournaments here?

[undone bridge]

Erm can you translate this I don’t speak German

[mossy comet]

man i love ladder mate

[undone bridge]

No it’s not

[mossy comet]

sir this is russian

[weary hearth]

?

[mossy comet]

dawg its a joke.

[undone bridge]

Oh wait you’re right

[lyric bane]

Let’s gooooo I just hit 2000 elo for the first time

[undone bridge]

Sorry my bad

[lyric bane]

Wrong emoji 💀

[undone bridge]

Wanna play rated? 😈

[lyric bane]

[weary hearth]

[lyric bane]

I’ll tilt 200 elo if I do that

[undone bridge]

Jkjk

[mossy comet]

Best bullet chess option is 2+1

[undone bridge]

Best chess chess option is 10+1

Bullet* 10s+1s that is

[mossy comet]

i hate bullet chess

longer options tho

blitz is good

[restive storm]

You mean 1/6+1

[wild steppe]

hi, i have no idea how to play chess but i want to learn, can Someone explain me a little bit or tell me a channel to learn?

[steep vigil]

Best is 1|0 bullet

[feral umbra]

The sky is falling

When I was a begginer the best opening was e4,e5 lmao

[wild steppe]

okok, thanks

[undone bridge]

Yes

[steep vigil]

Lol

[feral umbra]

From the jump my coach taught me how to defend against it lmao

[atomic crag]

!welcone

[undone bridge]

No I’m Chinese

[atomic crag]

Ching chong

[mossy comet]

im gonna get my bullet ratings up i swear

[atomic crag]

Bing chinglint

[feral umbra]

Loosing to scholars mate is an L

[undone bridge]

Table tennis 😈

[mossy comet]

good morning china i have ice cream

[fast kiln]

Gaming

[feral umbra]

L

[mossy comet]

i will try beating aron in chess

[feral umbra]

Free analysis?

[undone bridge]

Have you guys ever gotten a smothered mate in a real game? Or gotten smothered mated?

[edgy jolt]

Bro stop copying my moves..

[fast kiln]

Yes

[undone bridge]

Which one?

[edgy jolt]

Bro mad jealous, like omg bro..

[fast kiln]

I smother mating

[edgy jolt]

You copied my every move

[undone bridge]

Did the opponent let you play it out?

[edgy jolt]

Me

[undone bridge]

W Aman

Mans*

[feral umbra]

Just copy the notation of the game and go to practice and the engine will analyze the game move by move with the meter ofc.

[undone bridge]

Then he calls the arbiter over

Gotcha

[vagrant karma]

Nope

[feral umbra]

Eh its the same to me

[vagrant karma]

Rare stuff, that is.

[edgy jolt]

Im in

Bruh

Nerd 🤓

[restive storm]

My friend once played an illegal move on purpose
And then later when I was about to play checkmate in 1 he resigned as I was moving my piece

[vagrant karma]

Obvious calculator use.

[undone bridge]

Nerdy to have a calculator handy

[vagrant karma]

App exists.

[undone bridge]

Nerdy to have calculator app on your phone

[teal dragon]

Aaron a GM prodigy, put some respect on his namr

[undone bridge]

Nerdy to not delete it

[restive storm]

What💀no way

[teal dragon]

Nuh uh

[vagrant karma]

I believe it is a default app and cannot be deleted

[restive storm]

Wow

[teal dragon]

@grim edge imma need some backup here

[undone bridge]

Was it rated game??

Ahh

[normal hatch]

Guy was dying inside

[undone bridge]

That’s insane

Bro was laughing like 🫠🫠 ahhhahahah

[teal dragon]

Aaron is 100% THAT guy

[undone bridge]

THAT

[teal dragon]

@timid nymph aaron the creator

[keen parrot]

im eating dinner

[teal dragon]

(My name is dinner)

[keen parrot]

kid named dinner

[undone bridge]

2k should’ve promoted to a horse 🥱

neigh

[vagrant karma]

What is that

[undone bridge]

Do not care

[edgy jolt]

Easy..

[vagrant karma]

Ah, I thought it was a timezone.

[edgy jolt]

Didn’t even sweat bro

[restive storm]

I literally don't care

[undone bridge]

No he’s actually very loving of all races, his snapping the white power pen is very symbolic

What a great guy

😇😇

[edgy jolt]

Like you mad copied my every moves @grim edge

Ok

? Because you copied my moves

[undone bridge]

@grim edge don’t bother playing him he just copies moves every game lol

[edgy jolt]

Imagine copying moves..

[edgy jolt]

PROOF?

I literally won 56 chess tournaments

Imagine hating bru

[undone bridge]

Hardest chess.com brilliancy

[mossy comet]

YEAHHH

[vagrant karma]

Casual flex?

[edgy jolt]

No, the intergalactic one

[vagrant karma]

Damn

[edgy jolt]

Not working

Scared?

[undone bridge]

Wait etf why does your opponent have 14 excellent moves he’s cracked

[viral epoch]

You're sussy

Cute iss sussy gussu

[hardy yarrow]

anybody wanna play?

[edgy jolt]

Imagine stalking my chess moves to get better🥱

[undone bridge]

Im@dead

[edgy jolt]

Anyone wanna 1v1 me?

[hardy yarrow]

ok

[edgy jolt]

Bro you mad

💀?? Like get better bro

[hardy yarrow]

https://play.chess.com/s6dy4

[edgy jolt]

Just accept that you ain’t good at chess

[edgy jolt]

Nah I aint playing chess for 10 mins

[hardy yarrow]

why?

[edgy jolt]

Because im a pro??

🥱

[hardy yarrow]

5 min?

[edgy jolt]

I only do 2 seconds

[hardy yarrow]

we wil see

[edgy jolt]

🥱

[grim edge]

Hi

[edgy jolt]

Aint no one matching my skills

[grim edge]

What is your rating

[edgy jolt]

Im literally better than any chess players

[undone bridge]

@edgy jolt do you wanna do .16+1?

[edgy jolt]

0

[hardy yarrow]

come and show me then

[grim edge]

[edgy jolt]

K

[hardy yarrow]

https://play.chess.com/H2fYK

[teal dragon]

You too 🙃🙃

[edgy jolt]

Factss

[undone bridge]

Does anyone wanna do 10 seconds + 1 second increments?

[teal dragon]

Blud got the aesthetic pfp

[hardy yarrow]

?

[undone bridge]

Tell me next

[edgy jolt]

1v1 me in chess with 2 seconds time control

Bro 1v1

[grim edge]

Lol u are 2000

[undone bridge]

Darn it

[edgy jolt]

Set the time control to 5 seconds

[grim edge]

[viral epoch]

Wot

[edgy jolt]

Yeah

[grim edge]

Why

[hardy yarrow]

why did you abort are you afraid

[undone bridge]

[grim edge]

Who do u know