💬〡general-off-topic

[keen parrot]

what is its name

[pulsar dew]

barrierwashere11

[hard gyro]

@pulsar dew

[keen parrot]

0 games played

[pulsar dew]

Si senior

[keen parrot]

you just now made that account

[hard gyro]

Suspicious

[warped galleon]

He just made the acc

[keen parrot]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/84533536181 come spec

[hard gyro]

<@&745328830649991179>

Unauthorised account made by @pulsar dew

[warped galleon]

Server mod cant van him admin can i think

[digital phoenix]

another one bites the dust

im so cracked at fifa mobile frfrfr

[nimble niche]

they can tell a chess.com fair play staff about it though

[warped galleon]

Ik

[keen parrot]

bro stopped playing

[hard gyro]

Might as well inform them tho

[warped galleon]

Fr

[pulsar dew]

Nah wait

[hard gyro]

They can inform the admins.

[hard gyro]

Lmao

[warped galleon]

Bros mum called

[hard gyro]

What's your OVR?

[digital phoenix]

126

[pulsar dew]

Rematch

[digital phoenix]

but i put all atletico madrid players so

[hard gyro]

Sheesh.

[digital phoenix]

it could be higher

[hard gyro]

Otherwise 130 or smth?

I am only 120 lmao

[nimble niche]

@keen parrot wayward queen him if possible

[digital phoenix]

probably

[hard gyro]

Is this good lmao?

[keen parrot]

nah he aborted

[hard gyro]

Wow.

[digital phoenix]

out of position tho

[hard gyro]

Got banned lmao

[hard gyro]

Yeah, the CF.

Wait, why is Mendes there-

[keen parrot]

L got banned

[hard gyro]

Lemme fix that, what-

[digital phoenix]

get an lb and then move nkunku to st maybe

[hard gyro]

Imma exchange Mendes and Hincapie with each other.

[digital phoenix]

Here’s mine there’s no other atletico player in the market

[nimble niche]

@keen parrot can you adopt me?

[hard gyro]

And Morientes to LW?

[keen parrot]

no, but i can try

it will ruin your wayward queen record against f5 tho

[digital phoenix]

probably but id rather get a new lw u could try getting that from challenge

[hard gyro]

Gotcha.

[nimble niche]

I just won't play wayward

[hard gyro]

Imma keep him for now.

[digital phoenix]

i have 600 retro points waiting for unlock lmao

[keen parrot]

then ill adopt you

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[hard gyro]

Lmao yeah, it's a very slow event.

[nimble niche]

you definitely can in bullet

[hard gyro]

Insta Week 3 unlock.

[digital phoenix]

i got the reward for the weekend challenge tho

got a 113 militao

[lime jay]

i would like to apologize

[hard gyro]

For what lmao?

[lime jay]

9/11 joke

[hard gyro]

Ah, it's alright

[keen parrot]

peak

[hard gyro]

Did Barrier get banned in cc?

[warped galleon]

GG

[lime jay]

https://tenor.com/view/cronch-crunch-cat-eat-cronchy-gif-25410613

[keen parrot]

nope

[digital phoenix]

whos barrier

[nimble niche]

that guy from earlier

who said he was a 2700 gm but had a 1 minute old account

[keen parrot]

and was worse as white against me after 6 moves

[pulsar dew]

Aye

Tryna play?

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179>

[nimble niche]

he's gone

[keen parrot]

ban evasion

oop gone now

[nimble niche]

Albert's a bit drunk sometimes

[keen parrot]

ffs Al

[hard gyro]

Fr

[upbeat viper]

it's just some albert delay

[old thistle]

Thanks for the ping

[upbeat viper]

nothing much

👀

[old thistle]

Hi Bast :)

[upbeat viper]

hi scip

skipio or sipio ?

[digital phoenix]

sipio

[upbeat viper]

or chipio

[old thistle]

skipio pls

[upbeat viper]

oki

[nimble niche]

sheepio

[old thistle]

Dude

[keen parrot]

skippie yo

[hard gyro]

This is why you suffer this

[old thistle]

Hi

[keen parrot]

im surprised im not there

[old thistle]

I would never tell bast to be quiet

[upbeat viper]

bet

[hard gyro]

Set theory with functions

[old thistle]

Don't kow how I am suppost to memorize this stuff

[undone dove]

Stfu bast

[upbeat viper]

aw

informatic math

dw

[old thistle]

It is hell

[upbeat viper]

[old thistle]

Why am I even doing this

[hard gyro]

Integration is worse.

[old thistle]

I don't get why I need to learn this

[old thistle]

It's fine

[hard gyro]

Is it tho?

Hi Doofus.

[old thistle]

I will be able to figure it out

Hi Doofus :)

[clear sequoia]

oh wow, computer science! Love it!
It's scarier than it looks and in practice we only ever use O(n).

[upbeat viper]

fact

[bright glade]

3 mods in chat wtf

[old thistle]

See, no purpose

[undone dove]

Run

[upbeat viper]

fact

[misty sedge]

4*

[old thistle]

Maybe we can make it 4

[misty sedge]

*include me *

[upbeat viper]

the others are just for accuracy

[bright glade]

i will be doing data scieence while everyone else goes for CS

[undone dove]

Hell nah

[hard gyro]

Computer science is hell.

[old thistle]

[old thistle]

Only Math is hell

[hard gyro]

Java is hell too.

[old thistle]

What

[hard gyro]

The programming language?

[clear sequoia]

What? I must protest, very well-designed language.

[upbeat viper]

✨ memory leaks ✨

[hard gyro]

Which is hardly used anywhere?

[bright glade]

nah C++ is slightly more annoying

[hard gyro]

True but C++ at least has applications till date.

[hard gyro]

True dis too

[clear sequoia]

Eh, what? It's like the most common language in server applications. chess.com is built mostly in Java.
And like 40% of Android applications.

[hard gyro]

Nowadays Java isn't used as much as in the past.

[clear sequoia]

In Java? Memory bloat maybe, but a true leak is a data structure problem, not a Java problem.

[sharp galleon]

rare moment of doofus in general chat

[hard gyro]

Also, Java's syntax is hell.

The only language with a decent syntax is too slow, which is Python.

[upbeat viper]

python garbage speed

just practical

[hard gyro]

Exactly.

[bright glade]

if only there was one single langauge

[hard gyro]

Fr.

[upbeat viper]

imagine all the people

[misty sedge]

shlawg is not a programmer😭🙏🙏

[clear sequoia]

Too slow for what? I work on a service with ~500k users per day, written in Python. Fast enough.

[upbeat viper]

living for todaaaaay

[atomic crag]

chess.com

[hard gyro]

Why must we learn all these languages?

[upbeat viper]

youhouuuuouu

[keen parrot]

god damn Scibastus is in chat

[misty sedge]

because each languages have their own purpose😭🙏🙏

[rain crest]

chess.com

[clear sequoia]

Different languages set different priorities.

[atomic crag]

we dont need britishian

[undone dove]

The three most active mods

[bright glade]

how did you build up your knowledge/experience and get connections for such things?

[atomic crag]

im 500 elo

[hard gyro]

Most languages are faster than Python.

I have a special place for Python in my heart, but I digress.

[undone dove]

!welcome

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[atomic crag]

[nimble niche]

why am i so bad at draughts?

[grim edge]

hey I would like to having a game with u I am 1150 Elo chess

[hard gyro]

At least we don't have Chemistry in CS.

[keen parrot]

lemme adopt you in bullet

🥺

[nimble niche]

sure, send challenge to 1cbb

I'm on phone so adopting me in bullet shouldn't be hard

[hard gyro]

Doofus is typing up an essay.

[keen parrot]

done

[bright glade]

[upbeat viper]

imagine his code reports

[hard gyro]

Fr.

[upbeat viper]

his comments

[grim edge]

hey I would like to having a game with u I am 1150 Elo chess

[clear sequoia]

Contribute and manage open-source projects, build projects that you like.

Our team is ran like an open-source project, with everybody having significant experience there. (For example, my code is in the Python standard library.)

And of course don't be shy to apply to companies.

[upbeat viper]

smh

[atomic crag]

bals

[hard gyro]

Imagine his comments tbh

His comments are prolly longer than the code.

[upbeat viper]

don't post your balls in chat

[bright glade]

i will remember this for the next 4-5 years

[undone dove]

I just fell by like 30 ratings today in bullet

[atomic crag]

i wont dw

[hard gyro]

That sounds so wrong.

[upbeat viper]

common meme

[undone dove]

Had to keep reminding myself bullet isn’t chess

[atomic crag]

i have a football and a basketball ig

[upbeat viper]

[clear sequoia]

Actually I barely comment my code. Graded too many students who submitted code like

x = 1  # Sets x to 2

[bright glade]

[upbeat viper]

you were a teacher ?

[bright glade]

thats a truly valid comment

[hard gyro]

Sets x to 2

[hard gyro]

Which is practically wrong but yeah

[clear sequoia]

Yes, at university. I liked teaching. Paper and grant writing, not so much.

[upbeat viper]

ow

[teal dragon]

Hi doofus

[upbeat viper]

nice to know

[hard gyro]

Do teach me if my college professors are shit, please 🥲

[teal dragon]

Doofus is best mod (sorry bast)

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

I'm just too 1984 for you

[undone dove]

Moon Club better (sorry all)

[undone dove]

As a server I mean

[hard gyro]

Why do I randomly taste blood sometimes-

[atomic crag]

t

[grim edge]

they banned me there

thats your teeth bruh

[undone dove]

skil issue

[atomic crag]

the hell?

[grim edge]

get it checked smh

[graceful lintel]

Tilting in life 🥹😭

[hard gyro]

My gums are fine.

[undone dove]

What did you do

[grim edge]

[clear sequoia]

Actually I tutored a friend through computer science 1 & 2.

But I mostly taught the higher-levels. Had my own lecture for master students for a couple of years. It was known to be harder than most others, but I think my students did well and learned a lot.

[hard gyro]

I just went to the dentist too, they said that I am fine.

[grim edge]

i wanted to get banned so idrc

[grim edge]

said some stuff about lightning

[hard gyro]

What if my tonsils are bleeding?

[undone dove]

Oh ya same, got muted for that

[grim edge]

moon said if i did it again i’ll get banned, so i proceeded to do it again

[graceful lintel]

💀

[upbeat viper]

no religion

[grim edge]

moon can ligma idc

[tawny olive]

sleeper build

[hard gyro]

My man made suiii religious.

[grim edge]

you're a guy?

[hard gyro]

Humans, Refuted be like :

[graceful lintel]

Ye

[graceful lintel]

U?

[undone dove]

@ moon

[grim edge]

I assumed you were until i saw your pronouns being she/her

[teal dragon]

Blud turned his computer off during the update 💀💀

[grim edge]

@ him i couldn’t care less

[graceful lintel]

💀 ☠️

[grim edge]

obviously not

[graceful lintel]

😭🥹

[grim edge]

not slay

[undone dove]

No one here is a girl

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

okay slayy

[hard gyro]

Huh???

[undone dove]

Until proved

[graceful lintel]

💀

[undone dove]

No one here is a boy either

[grim edge]

someone has a proof

[hard gyro]

I have a moustache.

[tawny olive]

no one here is a boy or a girl

[undone dove]

Bro doofus actually pinged me for that

[grim edge]

i swear someone mentioned me but it got deleted smh

I can't win anything

[hard gyro]

No gender talk anymore, guys.

[undone dove]

Remember, bullet is not chess

[hard gyro]

Mods will get angry otherwise.

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

don't be angry mod

[lime jay]

W/L???

[undone dove]

Just play rapid

[hard gyro]

People don't shout at Doofus when he talks formally, but it's an issue if I talk formally 🤌🤌🤌

[grim edge]

No

[grim edge]

fr so unfair right

[clear sequoia]

Yeah, because writing stuff like this is inappropriate and not nice.
Yes, this servers – and chess – skews male, but I've actually met Anitta and other women from this discord, so it's total nonsense to claim 100% male users.

[grim edge]

i heard someone said you were trying hard to be professional

i forgot who it was tho

[undone dove]

Skil issue

[lime jay]

https://tenor.com/view/cronch-crunch-cat-eat-cronchy-gif-25410613

[hard gyro]

Any comments, Doofus?😂

[tawny olive]

bullet is do random premoves untill your opponent runs out of time

[undone dove]

Probably cuz you mini mod

[hard gyro]

At least I have 0 history of bans

[grim edge]

curel 💀

[undone dove]

Fr

[clear sequoia]

Actually, you just won a game?
And the more you lose the easier the opponents!

[undone dove]

I think most people here haven’t been banned

[hard gyro]

Pinging mods ain't mini-modding.

[grim edge]

my history ain’t pretty 💀

[grim edge]

you are so positive

[undone dove]

Neither is mine 💀

[clear sequoia]

It is not an issue when you talk formally. Who made you think that?

[hard gyro]

I was talking about you but ok.

[grim edge]

Will u ban me if I unintentionally sandbag to 1200?

I can't control this skill issue

[undone dove]

I haven’t been banned before I think

[grim edge]

guess i’m an exception

[grim edge]

i think someone said he was trying too hard to act professional.. not sure who it was tho.. maybe that's the reason?

[clear sequoia]

no, unintentional sandbagging is fine.

[old thistle]

How do you unintentionally intentionally lose

[digital phoenix]

i sandbag intentionally otb what u gonna do about it

[grim edge]

Lose

[upbeat viper]

tilting = unintentional sandbagging

:)

[daring oyster]

i can relate to that

[undone dove]

Same

[daring oyster]

damn ;-;

[clear sequoia]

btw so weird that people think of me as formal here, when in the adult world I'm one of the most informal, hierarchy-ignoring workers in my company …

[hard gyro]

Same lmao

[old thistle]

Well most people are <18 here

[hard gyro]

Same, but in school.

[undone dove]

We’re just too ungrown up

[upbeat viper]

for kids any adult is formal

[daring oyster]

doofus 💀

[upbeat viper]

[keen parrot]

gg @nimble niche

[upbeat viper]

pov issue

[keen parrot]

idk wtf i was doing that game

[nimble niche]

@keen parrot nice adoption 7-1

[keen parrot]

still a bra71l

[undone dove]

Your way or his?

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

💅

[nimble niche]

what was I doing it the 7th game? you hung a queen but I missed it

[keen parrot]

cat? i thought it was your wife

[keen parrot]

oh that game was a mess

[teal dragon]

Except me

[undone dove]

Me in bullet fr

[grim edge]

can be both no?

[nimble niche]

he had 7

[upbeat viper]

you play d4, your opinion doesn't matter

[undone dove]

RIP

[undone dove]

Unsupportive mods be like

[nimble niche]

at least not adoption

[hard gyro]

[undone dove]

True

[teal dragon]

Adoption
Abortion

[hard gyro]

ITS A JOKE, BTW BAST

[teal dragon]

Even anitta damnnn

[nimble niche]

I escaped adoption by vimun

[keen parrot]

bro thinks he is on the team

[undone dove]

Luck be like

[mild nest]

because you type paragraphs while usually using proper grammar

[teal dragon]

Rip senor it was nice knowing you. Enjoy your final minutes while they last 😔🙏🙏

[mild nest]

vimun im gonna adopt u if we play

[daring oyster]

can anyone explain this i cant see anything

[hard gyro]

[mild nest]

im already 1/10 when do u wanna make it 10/10

[upbeat viper]

usually ? he always has a perfect grammer afaik

[teal dragon]

PATOTA ITS YOU

[mild nest]

not in the message i replied to

[daring oyster]

OMG JEFFFS BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND

[upbeat viper]

oh

[mild nest]

thats why i said usually, he said btw which i have never seen doofus do

[teal dragon]

JEFFF?! 😤😤😤

[hard gyro]

What's going on-

[daring oyster]

actualy no its not me its the god damn tooth fairy

[upbeat viper]

grammar isn't related to the use of abbreviations

[teal dragon]

Toothfairy not that ugly

[daring oyster]

says the guy with an anime pfp in a chess server

[grim edge]

How do u know

[grim edge]

😭

[digital phoenix]

ok

[daring oyster]

OH GOD

[hard gyro]

But it no longer makes a message "formal" per se.

[mild nest]

vimun when can i finish my adoption

[upbeat viper]

true

[teal dragon]

🤨📸

[daring oyster]

?????????

[keen parrot]

never

[daring oyster]

no one saw that one

[mild nest]

the abreviation he used was btw in the beginning of a sentence, which means he said by the way therefore since the first word was not capitalized it was not proper grammar

[teal dragon]

U getting filled up with loads

[mild nest]

why, u scared?

[upbeat viper]

rofl

[mild nest]

u scared my caro is 💪

[daring oyster]

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa its a typo

i MEANT OVERLORD 100%%%

[digital phoenix]

overload

[hard gyro]

It's actually been a year or two since I have seen someone type rofl.

[upbeat viper]

Overlord III nice opening

[mild nest]

vimun is scared of me

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vci9YwpFFcA

[mild nest]

i feel proud

[daring oyster]

vomits

[upbeat viper]

the craziest of the 3

[keen parrot]

no, i dont think you are good enough to even attempt adopting me

im no elliot

[teal dragon]

Me after saying the most diabolical, 20 year prison worthy statement:
"Oh my bad guys autocorrect typo"

[keen parrot]

that runs away from challenges

[daring oyster]

Me after saying something that would get me banned from earth "oh sorry guys cat walked on keyboard uwu"

[nimble niche]

wanna do attempt 2?

[digital phoenix]

i beat u

[mild nest]

then why r u running from the adoption that already began

[mild nest]

im already 1/10 for the adoption

[teal dragon]

Always happens 😔😔

[daring oyster]

skull this or bald

[mild nest]

and now u wont play the other 9 games

[teal dragon]

(I dont own a cat)

[daring oyster]

the cat is evil man

[upbeat viper]

cat be cute

have a cat

[keen parrot]

play me then, ill whoop your ass once so you can shut up

[daring oyster]

my cat wrote to someone "I hope u break your neck"

[upbeat viper]

unless you're allergic

[keen parrot]

make it 3 min or faster

[mild nest]

ok rated

[keen parrot]

rated good

[upbeat viper]

but even then you can still have one, Anitta is allergic but has one

[keen parrot]

so i can farm you too while im at it

[daring oyster]

She just stepped one my keyboard and then started typing 100 words per second

[deft plinth]

https://tenor.com/bCiAJ.gif

[mild nest]

yknow if i adopt u, u might lose 100 points

[upbeat viper]

security cam

[digital phoenix]

i can beat ur cat in typeracer

[daring oyster]

Omg when did you take a pic of my cat

[nimble niche]

you won't be able to farm his bullet, too much rating difference

[mild nest]

heres comes the rating

[keen parrot]

if i win, can i adopt you?

[daring oyster]

💀 i dont think thats a flex bro

[mild nest]

you can try

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-burger-tinycat-lunch-kitty-gif-25356075

[digital phoenix]

yes it is

[upbeat viper]

rating trade

[deft plinth]

NOOOO

[grim edge]

💀

[daring oyster]

OMG HOT CAT

[upbeat viper]

yum

[daring oyster]

when the hot dog car runs out of hot dogs

[nimble niche]

can i take this out of context?

[daring oyster]

Can you not 💀

[digital phoenix]

can i take this out of context?

[daring oyster]

can i take this out of context?

[grim edge]

can i take this out of context

why didn’t the image send

wtf

[daring oyster]

LMAO

[digital phoenix]

scammed

[digital phoenix]

bro where question mark

[teal dragon]

Yeah cats are the reason i get mutes if cat didnt walk on keyboard i would have no offences

[daring oyster]

yes cats is the reason i went to jail

[digital phoenix]

u messed it up send without edit

[nimble niche]

just eat them, problem solved

[daring oyster]

my cat stepped on my keyboard and ddossed someone

[grim edge]

can i take this out of context?

[daring oyster]

NO

[graceful lintel]

[digital phoenix]

reply train

[daring oyster]

id rather not

[grim edge]

my cat stepped on my keyboard and doxxed my entire family

[digital phoenix]

uve alrdy sent the message dont need u anymore

[daring oyster]

my cat stepped on my knife and i killed my mom

[teal dragon]

Cats the reason i am charged for first degree murder by submersion in 10 mol/dm³ Sulfuric acid

[daring oyster]

skull

[grim edge]

Stinky smelly

[daring oyster]

damn that sounds like a show i saw 💀

[teal dragon]

Alice in borderland

[nimble niche]

your appetite is clearly not great today

[daring oyster]

OMG OMG OMG YES

[pallid mist]

Yes

[daring oyster]

YOUVE GIVEN UP TO THE PRESSURE ALICE YOU ARE ALICE NOW

[teal dragon]

Yep (cat walked on keyboard not my fault)

[grim edge]

Lol i hate that show, they cut off the end in the worst fking way possible, aint nobody collecting yo mfing joker cards for the next season, aint watching it again

[daring oyster]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

[grim edge]

Nah

[daring oyster]

SHUT UP

[grim edge]

Cant make me

[daring oyster]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[teal dragon]

Yeah i hate how they ended it. But thats how the manga is written

[daring oyster]

HWAAAAAAAAAAT

[nimble niche]

alice in no man's land

[keen parrot]

man this guy is trying

[grim edge]

If it has a manga then its automatically a bad show too

[daring oyster]

feminist land 💀

[daring oyster]

bro just dissed everything on earth

[teal dragon]

Bad take but ok

[mild nest]

i mean how am i supposed to win if tilt plays 94 accuracy

[grim edge]

No its a based take.

[daring oyster]

aliiiiiiiiiice hows ur day

[mild nest]

it just aint possible

[nimble niche]

alice in the demilitarised zone

[daring oyster]

based.

[grim edge]

Just play better

[teal dragon]

I was at the beach :)

[mild nest]

i played 94.4 but it wasnt enough

[daring oyster]

niiaiiace

[grim edge]

Play at 94.5 then

[keen parrot]

skill issue ngl

[graceful lintel]

Want a Candy?

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/84535444755?tab=review

[worn ice]

1cbb (2179) vs. tilt (2449)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nf6 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. d4 exd4 5. O-O Nxe4 6. Re1 d5 7. Bxd5 Qxd5 8. Nc3 Qd7 9. Nxe4 Be7 10. Bg5 O-O 11. Bxe7 Qxe7 12. Nxd4 Nxd4 13. Qxd4 Bd7 14. Rad1 Rad8 15. Nc5 Be6 16. Qc3 Rxd1 17. Rxd1 Rd8 18. Re1 b6 19. Nxe6 fxe6 20. Qb3 Kf7 21. Qf3+ Qf6 22. Qh5+ Qg6 23. Qh4 Rd5 24. Qf4+ Rf5 25. Qxc7+ Kf6 26. Qd8+ Kf7 27. Qd7+ Kf8 28. Rxe6 Qg5 29. [Re8#] 

[daring oyster]

oof thats big

[upbeat viper]

your f3 killed you ig

idk why you played f3

[graceful lintel]

💀

[teal dragon]

BAST

[upbeat viper]

shush

[teal dragon]

What did i do wrong

[upbeat viper]

pg13 joke only

that's obviously not a pg13 joke

so keep it for you

[teal dragon]

U dirty minded bast

[upbeat viper]

no u

[teal dragon]

Smh

[mild nest]

bast i missed a win

[upbeat viper]

ik

[mild nest]

stockfish doesnt see it depth 20

[upbeat viper]

boooo

[daring oyster]

💀

[mild nest]

but depth 31 is a different sotry

i thought i had to defend his pawbs

[teal dragon]

I saw mr crabs going to work aswell

[mild nest]

but apparently i was spedier

[daring oyster]

omg its so tasty

[mild nest]

ahh

[vocal viper]

MR WHITE!!

[mild nest]

b5 was the mistake

[graceful lintel]

[vocal viper]

omg is that the new metht bar

[daring oyster]

METHT

[graceful lintel]

$2

[hidden dew]

.

[vocal viper]

Metht

[daring oyster]

watever ima go play cuphead

[graceful lintel]

[nimble niche]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Browne

[daring oyster]

POKER PLAYER

[vocal viper]

not rn coy, mr walter and jessie christ have new signature snacks

guys do you ever take a minute and ask, why does bishop even exists

[tired mason]

There's no dianogal people

[vocal viper]

nuh uh

[teal dragon]

To cover diagonals?

[vocal viper]

bro. its a hidden sniper

[teal dragon]

Ok? Thats the point

[vocal viper]

nuh uh

who invented chess

[digital phoenix]

me

[vocal viper]

nuh uh not you. i could put you in a blender rn

[teal dragon]

Joe biden

[vocal viper]

wait imma research

[vocal viper]

thanks 🥰

[delicate island]

Great I need 300 more elo to be 2000

[teal dragon]

Woa good job

U flyin

[digital phoenix]

ur mom

[delicate island]

Looks like I progress faster than you

[vocal viper]

is cute 🙂

[grim edge]

Still can't beat any gm

[teal dragon]

Yh 😩

[grim edge]

Hi coach

[delicate island]

😮‍💨

[vocal viper]

i still cant forget about that time i played chess on a random website and a random dude starts moving their pawn like a queen

[teal dragon]

Blud on the dark web

[grim edge]

Play with me @delicate island

[delicate island]

Free coachwing
(I am 700 elo) I suck I am trash so don't bother too

[grim edge]

What is blud

[vocal viper]

blud is bud

[teal dragon]

Shush

[vocal viper]

another form of saying "buddy"

like

is blud taking a shid rn?

[delicate island]

Like saying buddy

[teal dragon]

LMAO

[vocal viper]

did blud ate tacobell for dinner

[grim edge]

How did u know this

[teal dragon]

Omg

Do i really have to explain the joke

[delicate island]

No

[grim edge]

Bruh

[teal dragon]

Blud got baited

[grim edge]

@teal dragon play with me

[delicate island]

How long till I get my Active developer badge 🙃

[teal dragon]

U stinki

[vocal viper]

simple, i have research every move, every technique to finally conquer china. i mean, defeat china, i mean beat up chinese kids, no wait, adults in chess

[grim edge]

How u know

[delicate island]

@grim edge Wanna pliy?

[grim edge]

Yea

[vocal viper]

i can smell through mesh network

[delicate island]

Dm me and say "I suck"

[teal dragon]

U got stinki vibes

[vocal viper]

he using walmart deodorant

[grim edge]

Is that because I defeated you ?

[teal dragon]

Axe

[vocal viper]

dw

[grim edge]

There is no Walmart here

[vocal viper]

OH NOO BLUD IS GETTING SERIOUS

[teal dragon]

Coach a menace

[vocal viper]

no no. youre the walmart here

[delicate island]

Fr I want to coach a sane player

[vocal viper]

coach me then

[teal dragon]

[digital phoenix]

coach me

[drifting swallow]

hi can anybody teach me chess

[grim edge]

[teal dragon]

Read the room

[vocal viper]

ok, step 1. play chess

[drifting swallow]

ok

[vocal viper]

step 2

[drifting swallow]

then

[vocal viper]

learn the

[grim edge]

the disstrack is coming along quite well

[vocal viper]

bro why do people just search yt tutorials

[vocal viper]

theeennn

[delicate island]

No i want to coach a meowwy person

[vocal viper]

you move

[drifting swallow]

ok

[grim edge]

Bruh play with me

[digital phoenix]

dude thats already mentally insane

[vocal viper]

first thing you wanna do is move the pawn backwards

[grim edge]

rate my album cover

[vocal viper]

fire

[stuck kestrel]

ur 1600 you need coaching u shouldnt coach others

[rigid meteor]

whats the best game plan here? and how can white maintain the advantage as well as black?

[grim edge]

crafted that master piece in less than a minute

[delicate island]

I am sane person sooo

[delicate island]

1707*

[stuck kestrel]

re2

[stuck kestrel]

same thing.

[drifting swallow]

ok

[delicate island]

No😮‍💨

[teal dragon]

Fuсk bast lets goo

[stuck kestrel]

if u want to coach someone u should be atleast 2000 or 2100

[rigid meteor]

may I suggest low elo players stay out of it

[stuck kestrel]

trust me its a tactical rook sacrifice

[delicate island]

But I saw someone who is rated 1400 already coaching people

[grim edge]

there is a few people that will be dissed

[stuck kestrel]

[nimble niche]

I am not competent to coach anyone

[stuck kestrel]

i feel bad for whoever hes coaching

[vocal viper]

move your queen to I9

[stuck kestrel]

me?

[vocal viper]

nuh uh him

[teal dragon]

I better be one of em 😤😤😤

[grim edge]

i gotta finish the verses

[stuck kestrel]

[rigid meteor]

whats the follow up?

[nimble niche]

I've seen an 800 offering coaching before but nobody was taking it

[stuck kestrel]

checkmate

[grim edge]

if u want a verse i can try

[drifting swallow]

hmm

[rigid meteor]

engine says its -6.1 nice follow up

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-paranoid-gif-4974019

[stuck kestrel]

Yes.

[stuck kestrel]

re2 and then re1

fr

[nimble niche]

how much of the song will I take up?

[rigid meteor]

white would take the rook then it would lead to queen getting attacked

[rancid gale]

Hello guys

[grim edge]

it will be worth it

[stuck kestrel]

exactly. Tactical queen sacrifice

[grim edge]

who knows

[stuck kestrel]

and you will get banned too

[grim edge]

if anyone wishes to make a better album cover feel free to do so

[nimble niche]

I'm going to say #freeincho now in case I forget

[teal dragon]

We go down together

[rigid meteor]

tell me the full follow up mate because the engine sees no checkmate and, ik ur trollin

[stuck kestrel]

not me, you guys can go 🙂

[stuck kestrel]

to confuse the opponent, you must confuse yourself first

[teal dragon]

Very true

[stuck kestrel]

i only agree with the last one

chess is indeed ass

[rigid meteor]

There are only 2 types of sacrifices, the correst one and mine.

[grim edge]

a real one fr

[digital phoenix]

#banincho #inchoisachickennugget #hotdogs

[nimble niche]

my friends are sending hntai links in the group chat again, what should I do?

[stuck kestrel]

yes, and these are mine. So you shouldnt question me and just trust me because im pro

[digital phoenix]

embrace it

[grim edge]

send more back

[stuck kestrel]

watch and rate them

[grim edge]

[digital phoenix]

u could send here also

[stuck kestrel]

yes please id like them

10$ for one

[rigid meteor]

thats by mikhail Tal

[upbeat viper]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[stuck kestrel]

no shit

[digital phoenix]

gift nitro

[upbeat viper]

30min before fide world champ

[nimble niche]

just search for them yourself

[stuck kestrel]

[upbeat viper]

magnush playing

[stuck kestrel]

?

[stuck kestrel]

i cant i gotta keep my history clean

[digital phoenix]

whyd u leave

[stuck kestrel]

to get the milk

[nimble niche]

buy a new device exclusively for searching these things

[rancid gale]

When can I stream on this server?

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@primal fern With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[upbeat viper]

do /trust

[stuck kestrel]

Too expensive

i cant sell my kidney

[nimble niche]

why do they keep talking about it in the gc?

[stuck kestrel]

about what

[timid nymph]

hi

bye

[nimble niche]

.

[stuck kestrel]

hey . connect ur account

[digital phoenix]

dont pretend u dont look at it

[stuck kestrel]

if my friends did that id thank them for it

[grim edge]

ur verse has been written

[stuck kestrel]

[nimble niche]

if you press the link, it will probably take you to a non incog tab

[digital phoenix]

the banana

[stuck kestrel]

where is the concert incho

buying a ticket to upsidedown land now

[grim edge]

💀

[somber plume]

what the difference between best and brilliant

[stuck kestrel]

it better be good

[somber plume]

arent they just the same

[grim edge]

i think i have first draft of chorus written

[stuck kestrel]

brilliant is a sacrifice

[nimble niche]

if you turn the globe 180 degrees, does the US become upside down?

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge why are your opponents litteral bots ?

they don't know theory after move 5

that's just lame

[grim edge]

Reason of ban: cheating accusations

[stuck kestrel]

thot crime

[nimble niche]

why do people not know wayward queen theory after move 4? that's just lame

[grim edge]

Well, I accuse u back

[stuck kestrel]

because theres no theory after move 4

[nimble niche]

fr and they still mess up

[grim edge]

@ mod server not English only

[somber plume]

yo

[digital phoenix]

@hearty dome

[grim edge]

wtf happening

[delicate island]

@grim edge How does it feels like to lose when you are winning?🦊

[grim edge]

🤓

[grim edge]

Very gud

Missed brilliant

[remote python]

MATE

[grim edge]

Hi

What's your elo @remote python

[remote python]

850 rn

[grim edge]

Beginner i thought u are 1900

[remote python]

damn I am not that cracked

[grim edge]

@grim edge

What are you doing

[remote python]

oh the fantasy variation of car-kann

[grim edge]

that is indeed true

[remote python]

dangerous shit

[grim edge]

She was getting destroyed

average caro kann player:🤓

[remote python]

wdym?

[grim edge]

caro kann is mid asf

You don't play bullet when u just woke up

[remote python]

i mean its good for me, cause im rated sub 1k

[grim edge]

Learn

still caro kann is mid tho

[remote python]

cope

[grim edge]

Fantasy is gud

[remote python]

so much forking theory I cant be bothered

[grim edge]

sounds like you're coping ngl

siciliian is the goat

[remote python]

I am coping thank you!

nah I wont cope with the sicksillian

[grim edge]

your welcome 💀

[halcyon glade]

🧢 French is the best

[remote python]

nah the Russian

[grim edge]

reti gambit is so good against the french though

e5 is second goat

[remote python]

I love playing the russian, such a good opening

[grim edge]

average petrov player: 🤓

[halcyon glade]

I Always lose when I play e5

[grim edge]

🇫 🇦 🇹 🇱

[halcyon glade]

I have to learn petrov cause of petrov players

😤

[grim edge]

bruh petrov so ez though

[lucid sedge]

Freddie don't you have a movie to be in

[halcyon glade]

Yes but I really don't like it

[grim edge]

why tf you calling me freddy?

[grim edge]

bruh a trap I used that worked way to much is e4 e5 Nf3 Nf6 Nxf3 and if Nxf6 Qe2 and if they move the knight then Nc6+ wins a queen if they are brain dead

[halcyon glade]

Wow noone plays that line

[grim edge]

skill issue

just play the classical attack then

or steinitz attack

[grim edge]

Lol

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-gif-20435173

haha

i got u

my honest reaction:

[covert arch]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-among-drip-among-us-drip-rtfkt-rtfkt-studios-gif-19619213

[halcyon glade]

Bro I mean nobody play that line cause it's easy to see the trap

[grim edge]

so get good then

[grim edge]

wait you're 1000 strugling with the petrov 💀

[nimble niche]

Awonder Liang played that line against Levon Aronian and drew

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-gif-20435173

[nimble niche]

e5 is refuted if you find the right second move

[grim edge]

💀

bro thinks he's 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bb5 a6 4.Ba4 Nf6 5.O-O Be7 6.Re1 b5 7.Bb3 O-O 8.c3 d5 9.exd5 Nxd5 10.Nxe5 Nxe5 11.Rxe5 c6 12.d4 Bd6 13.Re1 Qh4 14.g3 Qh3 15.Be3 Bg4 16.Qd3 Rae8 17.Nd2 Re6 18.a4 Qh5

[halcyon glade]

Yes the last time I played e5 was 5 month ago maybe 💀

[nimble niche]

Marshall

[grim edge]

🤓

[nimble niche]

I don't remember the exact move orders to get into the Marshall position but no other ruy lopez line has d5

[grim edge]

spanish countergambit and central countergabit does

[sharp galleon]

sssssssss

[halcyon glade]

Are u a snake bro?

[nimble niche]

no other popular ruy lopez line

[sharp galleon]

sugondese nuts

I’m sorry lmao

[halcyon glade]

🥹

[grim edge]

my honest reaction:

[nimble niche]

imagine being a 1600

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

This is the Chess.com profile of 1cbb. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2232 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2303 (2303 peak)
Bullet: 1600 (2211 peak)

[nimble niche]

wait I'm a 1600 again

[grim edge]

L

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tilt

This is the Chess.com profile of tilt. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1600 (2346 peak)
Blitz: 2361 (2525 peak)
Bullet: 1600 (2572 peak)

[halcyon glade]

No cause I didn't study theory

[keen parrot]

1600 :)

my blitz is pisslow

[grim edge]

bro went from 2346 to 1600\

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vincent (cellen01)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Vincent (cellen01)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1600 (2303 peak)
Blitz: 2147 (2311 peak)
Bullet: 2300 (2300 peak)

[sharp galleon]

1600

[nimble niche]

Lemme correct that, he always loses because his opponent plays 2.Qh5

[grim edge]

bruh htf are your rapid elo's dropping so low

[halcyon glade]

No not even close

3 moves is the Botez gambit bro

[viral epoch]

Cellennnnnnnnnn

[worthy flume]

im ruined

[sharp galleon]

you’re alive

[junior musk]

any 1 wanna play?

[halcyon glade]

U really like Venti 💀

[sharp galleon]

🛐

[viral epoch]

Yea, big shocker indeed

[sharp galleon]

shrog

[viral epoch]

Eyepatch where duck go

Nvm

[sick flare]

pickle

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-gif-20131839

[sharp galleon]

I have seen this before

[fluid kraken]

How to raise elo

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[grim edge]

get good💀

[fluid kraken]

fr

[covert arch]

practi ce

[willow sapphire]

NKHN

[sharp galleon]

I don’t get it

[sick flare]

get violent with objects around you if you lose

[fluid kraken]

Ok

I hate being 1240

Why can’t it be 1241

[viral epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1018143659931213844/1134200448258150460/Doggo_yamcha_cry_2.gif

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/monday-left-me-broken-cat-memes-cursed-cat-nightmare-gif-11685974878066349245

[broken portal]

i mean if u KNOW what ur doing when playing petrov then it can be solid

[sharp shoal]

what the f is that

[cerulean stirrup]

So who are you guys betting on?

I'm betting on Carlson

[grim edge]

its just mid tho

[nimble niche]

why are you here?

[junior musk]

any 1 wanna play?
'

[broken portal]

i mean i won from it 9/10 times so i dont complain

[sharp galleon]

dragon ballz deez nu-

[viral epoch]

Who's Carlson?

[grim edge]

well you're 700 elo so obviously lol

[cerulean stirrup]

Magnus Carlson

[broken portal]

probably, but i also just know how to play against it

[grim edge]

I'm 2 games away from 900

[junior musk]

any 1 wanna play? 5 min blitz?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-big-brain-what-rules-memes-chess-memes-gif-21127823

[cerulean stirrup]

Best chess player in the world?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Igor T (igorlion69)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Igor T (igorlion69)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 886 (886 peak)
Blitz: 754 (754 peak)
Bullet: 708 (708 peak)

[grim edge]

good luck

[viral epoch]

Still no idea who that is

[viral epoch]

[junior musk]

https://play.chess.com/5zB4y

[grim edge]

I'll play them later,I just decimated someone

[grim edge]

lol

[mint yew]

Adopted?

[grim edge]

Play less chess and you'll be 900,I never play more than 4 games per day

i’ve finished verse 1 of the chess.com server disstrack

[viral epoch]

Wrong one ignore that

Who

[grim edge]

What is your rating @viral epoch

[remote python]

BRO I KEEP GETTING STREAM PINGS MAKE IT STOP

[grim edge]

Chess cures depression so it may help

[viral epoch]

Yes

[grim edge]

do /announcements i think

[fluid kraken]

Bored

Why are you here?

[grim edge]

Btw here is me absolutely decimating someone Check out this #chess game: IgorLion69 vs ffor1124 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/84540735831

[remote python]

IT DOESNT WORK 😭

[viral epoch]

2

[nimble niche]

Bored

[sharp galleon]

Yes.

[fluid kraken]

Exaaactly

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

@nimble niche u wanted a verse right?

[nimble niche]

sure

[fluid kraken]

Oh hey it’s you

[grim edge]

Play longer chess games

[fluid kraken]

Infinite question mark guy

Drop the dingo into the baby’s mouth

[grim edge]

chorus and verse 1 are written might edit them later

[nimble niche]

Drop the baby into the dingo's mouth

[fluid kraken]

same thing

[grim edge]

dingo ate my baby

[sharp galleon]

The Chinese ate my baby

[nimble niche]

as a chinese, i can confirm

[sharp galleon]

as a fellow Chinese, I can also confirm

[grim edge]

China

🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳

💀

[nimble niche]

🇱🇷

[undone dove]

Are you proud of me, I lost my second game in Moon’s tourney

[fluid kraken]

They sent me a bootleg bomb because it didn’t go off

[sharp galleon]

ima smack you

👞

[nimble niche]

good job

[grim edge]

🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼

[fluid kraken]

Bro failed geography

[undone dove]

I did try my best tho

[grim edge]

MERICA 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾

[sharp galleon]

same tbh

[grim edge]

W humor

[nimble niche]

imagine losing to a guy living in rural SA though

[fluid kraken]

How do I crap on a 1549

[undone dove]

I’m pretty proud of this move

[grim edge]

people actually live in SA?

[grim edge]

I don't fail,I only win

[fluid kraken]

That’s cap

[nimble niche]

no, australia doesn't exist

[grim edge]

Bro is the hater

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> alatus_x

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 800 (1659 peak)
Blitz: 1191 (1252 peak)
Bullet: 1002 (1386 peak)

[grim edge]

don’t tell them shh

[teal dragon]

BULLET GOUNG BACK UP

[fluid kraken]

Bro 1659 peak

[grim edge]

Bro how were you 1659 rapid peak

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2232 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2303 (2303 peak)
Bullet: 1600 (2211 peak)

[nimble niche]

W bullet elo

[grim edge]

What playing only blitz does to a mf

lol

[nimble niche]

My bullet is actually 2179 btw

[sleek zealot]

anyone care about the fide world cup?

[nimble niche]

It's an api glitch

[grim edge]

@nimble niche Teach me wayward queen attack

[nimble niche]

it's just 4 moves and you win by checkmate

[grim edge]

@nimble niche do you do tourneys or something?I mean you're pretty good at chess

[nimble niche]

occasionally

[grim edge]

What are their variations

[grim edge]

Do you have a FIDE rating?

[sleek zealot]

im 1400 and i do tourneys (not fide just casual)

[nimble niche]

there is only one variation that runs e4 e5 Qh5 Nc6 Bc4 Nf6 Qg6#

[nimble niche]

only played one fide tournament before

[grim edge]

Teach double bong cloud

[nimble niche]

ommm bat water for dinner

[grim edge]

If I was you i would play more fide tourneys,who knows you may do well,and even if you don't your game will improve

[sleek zealot]

theres not that many fide tourneys

[grim edge]

Whenever I play OTB I always do better online

[nimble niche]

You think we have many fide tournaments in sydney?

[past aurora]

is this a brilliant

[sleek zealot]

id say so

[grim edge]

It's weird Sydney doesn't have more of them tbh

[sleek zealot]

or maybe not

[undone dove]

Should I be proud or mad I lost this game

[nimble niche]

there as some acf tournaments I go to but we do lack in fide ones

[grim edge]

hiii

hello

[grim edge]

Don't all tournaments give elo?

hey i join tournaments

[nimble niche]

acf ratings are different from fide ratings

acf ratings are the national ratings, and fide is the international

[past aurora]

?????

[marsh hinge]

probs

but he can not take tho

[nimble niche]

you plan if he plays Qxd6?