💬〡general-off-topic

[upbeat viper]

stop trolling

[sharp galleon]

yeah what’s moon doing teaching a freaking 800 Sveshnikov theory 💀

[digital phoenix]

bastoura is a stinky mod

[upbeat viper]

idk

[sharp galleon]

I was so scared

[rare bane]

O

[hasty iris]

bro is the only good mod (pain is cool too but never see him)

[sharp galleon]

like man played 15 moves in 30 seconds, and they are all theory

[lean bolt]

gg

[broken portal]

Ggs

U got potential

[lean bolt]

thank you

[keen parrot]

anitta smh

[hasty iris]

this is so BM

[broken portal]

Huh?

[sharp galleon]

are you alive

[hasty iris]

she doesnt count shes server manager

but yeah she's cool ofc

[lean bolt]

why not

[keen parrot]

ig

[upbeat viper]

btw vimun

[lean pawn]

I dont know

[keen parrot]

she is a mod too smh

[upbeat viper]

e5 or 0-0

[sharp galleon]

damn

[hasty iris]

telling someone they have potential is wild lol

[keen parrot]

ng5

[upbeat viper]

which one do you think is the most viable

[lean bolt]

are you saying moon is bad coach

[hasty iris]

ye ik i just had this conversation with her ealier today she has the mod role

[upbeat viper]

you perfectly know which position I'm talking about

[keen parrot]

ok honestly i think e5

[broken portal]

Hes good for his level

[sharp galleon]

yes I am

[upbeat viper]

why e5

because it transposes to some italian mainline ?

[sharp galleon]

teaching you Sveshnikov theory at your level is just insanity

[keen parrot]

e5 is better

[upbeat viper]

but there are so many moves for black after

[hasty iris]

it's a bit bm tho idk

[upbeat viper]

d5, Ng4, Ne4

[broken portal]

Im saying hes good

[hasty iris]

cool it's fine

[teal dragon]

Im pretty sure some people meme with the flags, since ive also got north koreans

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lRZwEQFP04

[hasty iris]

ye pretty cool. but i guess anyone can change their flag to whatever

[keen parrot]

yeah how do people not know this

[silent quest]

Hello

[rain depot]

😱 why do I still suck?

[upbeat viper]

because opening is a small fraction of chess

[rain depot]

is it true that chess.com's engine is trash?

[upbeat viper]

it's not trash as it's #2

[silent quest]

hahhaa

[digital phoenix]

a 700 saying engine is trash makes a lot of sense

[keen parrot]

its inconsistent at times with the game review

[lean bolt]

@ornate ivy

[rain depot]

im just hearing it 2nd handed

[digital phoenix]

another 700 probably told u that

[broken portal]

Or starky

[rain depot]

ok, let me raphrase then, is chess.com's engine good for finding blunders?

[rare furnace]

SOMEONE MENTAL CHESS RN E4

[upbeat viper]

of course ?

._.

[sharp galleon]

guess I’ll be blocked after all

[upbeat viper]

no

spammy

[rare furnace]

no

do it

[lean bolt]

i'll get my revenge soon

[digital phoenix]

@errant edge

finally banned

[sharp galleon]

ok, do you actually think it is easy to get to 2300

[rain depot]

is the free game analysis the same as the diamond analysis?

[lean bolt]

idk but i don't need to reach your rating to beat you

i'm sure you lose to people below 2300

[sharp galleon]

I do

[upbeat viper]

maybe the engine is different, lemme check

[sharp galleon]

but not by a lot that is

[lean bolt]

all i need to do is wait until you blunder and then boom

[digital phoenix]

No spam. Esto incluye publicar el mismo mensaje varias veces o varios mensajes sin contenido significativo. Este no es el lugar para practicar tus habilidades de copiar y pegar.

[rain depot]

aight

[lean bolt]

hopefully i'll be able to pounce on that

[upbeat viper]

it's the same

[digital phoenix]

all i need to do is wait until you caro and then boom

[sharp galleon]

alright

[lean bolt]

for me when i use free analysis i only have the option of komodo or stockfish 11

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vincent (cellen01)

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Name: Vincent (cellen01)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1600 (2303 peak)
Blitz: 2147 (2311 peak)
Bullet: 2300 (2300 peak)

[rain depot]

damn, then why did a 2100+ rated player say "if you're relying on free game review to check blunders then you arent analysing anything"

[sharp galleon]

the Matrix has attacked

[silent quest]

Self analysis is better

[rain depot]

interesting

[glad flax]

i feel like chess.com should make it where its 50 elo difference in matches max

[lean bolt]

why does it say your rapid is 1600 when i saw it be 2300

[glad flax]

for below 1000 elo atleast

[hasty iris]

u can set it and gain rating fast

[sharp galleon]

the matrix is attacking me

[digital phoenix]

chess.com api

[rain depot]

you can do it urself

[glad flax]

cause im 500 going against 700s its unfair

[glad flax]

oh i didnt know that

[lean bolt]

i don't play caro, i'm trying to win, not lose

[digital phoenix]

@sharp galleon can i borrow shrog

[keen parrot]

because its trash

[lean bolt]

is it buggy

[keen parrot]

if you want to analyze a game import it into chessbase

[digital phoenix]

itll go back to the elo u started at if u dont touch that mode

[glad flax]

alr thankd

[rain depot]

dunno, I just heard it from a 2100 rated player

[digital phoenix]

thats not what he said u interpreted it wrongly

[rain depot]

blue

[lean bolt]

i see so he started at 1600? Why did the game make me start at 400 then?

[sharp galleon]

sure

here you go

[rain depot]

thats why I rephrased it

[digital phoenix]

well they saw u and then they were like yeah no give this guy shit rating

[rain depot]

anyways, the whole purpose of this convo, was for me to find a better way to analyze my games

[keen parrot]

at your level game review is enough

or u could go manually through the game afterwards

[lean bolt]

that doesn't sound fair

[rain depot]

at what level does it start to change?

[keen parrot]

at the level where you start seriously playing otb and using chessbase

[rain depot]

otb?

chessbase?

[keen parrot]

over the board

you know, real chess

[digital phoenix]

cheese

[rain depot]

yeah but there are no tourneys where I live, and my parents wont let me go even if there were

[keen parrot]

you are 700 rated you shouldnt be going to tournaments anyway

[digital phoenix]

u would have to be good at chess online first

[glad flax]

i ben aporting games cause its putting me against 700s and im only 500 😭

[rain depot]

at what rating should I start going to tournaments?

[keen parrot]

depends on the tournament

[hasty iris]

https://play.chess.com/EQi3u

if anyone beats me

[rain depot]

gimmie a sec

ill join, im not that good, but I want to play

[hasty iris]

someone joined

[rain depot]

ah

[hasty iris]

ok were memeing now

they played h5

so i played h4

[rain depot]

can I play one game against you?

[keen parrot]

nah

[rain depot]

just 1

[rain depot]

unrated, please?

[flat lichen]

what's ur objective in chess

[nimble niche]

fellow 1600

[keen parrot]

mate

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2232 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2303 (2303 peak)
Bullet: 2179 (2211 peak)

[lean bolt]

I'll play you if you want

[rain depot]

to get to 2000

[nimble niche]

wait my rating fixed itself

[rain depot]

yes please

[flat lichen]

so ye you don't need any tournament

[rain depot]

https://play.chess.com/HngBX

[flat lichen]

I mean irl tournaments

[rain depot]

ik, I dont even want to play irl tourneys

[glad flax]

i lowkey want to go to chess club

[flat lichen]

irl chess is slightly different anyway

it's not the same game

[glad flax]

im better on a board

[hasty iris]

ok who ready to play

send username

[grim edge]

cap

[glad flax]

i am

[grim edge]

what’s ur cc rating

[glad flax]

cc?

[hasty iris]

chesscom

[lean bolt]

gg

[grim edge]

chess.com

[rain depot]

good game

[glad flax]

532

[hasty iris]

need someone's username to play this game

[fading spruce]

Anyone want to play 6|9?

[hasty iris]

i send invite

[fierce zodiac]

What is your rating

[lean bolt]

You can play me if you want i'm FM_Loki

[rain depot]

play me

[rain depot]

Rubic21

[glad flax]

532 elo why?

[broken portal]

9 book moves of najdorf theory in this game go wild

[glad flax]

now i can do -25 +25 elo range instead of me playing 700s 😭

[pure sluice]

hello

[glad flax]

hello

im on a winning streak

[pure sluice]

nice

[broken portal]

its great tho

i dont even study it and know a bit of it

[next raft]

why won't the bot show my new rating and username

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Taha Ahmed (tahaahmedpk16)

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Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 655 (655 peak)
Blitz: 545 (686 peak)
Bullet: 639 (764 peak)

[next raft]

this kid bro

[broken portal]

ye i did 2 book moves just by thinking oh this looks developing

then i hung the rook :D

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jakkunonikomashi

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Rapid: 539 (539 peak)
Bullet: 524 (534 peak)

[grim edge]

Stop hanging pieces

Hey

[broken portal]

ok 1800

[grim edge]

Damn, mod is lurking

[next raft]

why won't the bot show my new username

[grim edge]

give it some time

[next raft]

its been 2 weeks

almost 2 weeks since my name and rating updated

[glad flax]

do u guys ever be waiting for ur openent to do a move so u do random lines acroos the board 🤣

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> King Schnitzel (king_schnitzel)

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Rapid: 978 (978 peak)
Blitz: 907 (907 peak)
Bullet: 1312 (1408 peak)

[old thistle]

I fixed it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Taha Ahmed (domgie_real)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 703 (703 peak)
Blitz: 545 (686 peak)
Bullet: 620 (764 peak)

[next raft]

yay

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1600 (2309 peak)
Blitz: 2343 (2424 peak)
Bullet: 2021 (2136 peak)

[glad flax]

i love forced mate in 1

[grim edge]

How

I cant see it

[broken portal]

hi

[old thistle]

Qxg2#

[old thistle]

Hi

[broken portal]

how ya doin scip

[hasty iris]

GG

WHOEVER JUST PLAYED ME

[grim edge]

Oh wtf. What is the bishop move then? Why not just setting mate? I've been trying to see smt with the bishhop

[hasty iris]

JUST DID BISOHP AND KNIGHT CHECKMATE

[digital phoenix]

knight there

[old thistle]

Bishop took a knight probably

[hasty iris]

SO GOOD

[lean bolt]

gg

[hasty iris]

WHO DID I JUST PLAY

[old thistle]

Good job

[grim edge]

Oh alr

[hasty iris]

oh it was u? that was crazy

[lean bolt]

i got lucky i think

[broken portal]

ye luck

[lean bolt]

i don't know how to make it

[broken portal]

did moon teach it to u

[lean bolt]

no

[cold forge]

[lean bolt]

i think i stumbled into it

[broken portal]

lemme check the game

[lean bolt]

he probably made some not good king moves to stay in the corner

i thought he could escape several times

[broken portal]

well gj

[undone dove]

Wait you’re here

[cold forge]

Hello eggggggg

[broken portal]

u missed mate in 16 @lean bolt smh, shouldve seen that

[grim edge]

Wtf

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[lean bolt]

sorry :/

[broken portal]

im doing ok in my games against tilt

[lean bolt]

[keen parrot]

you are losing

[undone dove]

Me and the FM at our school spent a whole lunch analysing the user you sent

[broken portal]

let me feel proud of atleast holding on 😭

[keen parrot]

you are fighting

[broken portal]

theres like 1600 difference between us bro

[keen parrot]

nerd

[hasty iris]

@lean bolt whats ur real rating?

[undone dove]

Talk more at moon club, and not this server

[keen parrot]

700

[lean bolt]

i'm almost 1400 on lichess

[broken portal]

i dont see a good move in this position

[sharp turtle]

This describes 99% of chess players

Wins 5 consecutive matches: rematch? Play again?

Lose 1 match ever: rage quit and leave

[keen parrot]

😭 birq got 1984d

[hasty iris]

on CC

[broken portal]

hes 700 on cc

[teal dragon]

AINT NO WAY

[sharp turtle]

Rapid?

[teal dragon]

Why mods hate baot

[hasty iris]

u believe that

[undone dove]

Moon club better than this server

[bright glade]

hmm that doesnt make much sense
so how are the 1% losing 5 games in a row and there are still 99% people left?

[grim edge]

Why tf are u here

[lean bolt]

that's my rating atm, but i don't like cheese com i only made an account so i could post pictures

[bright glade]

the ratio of winners/losers aint mathin

[keen parrot]

bast hates big white cruiseships

[teal dragon]

Only like BBC

[hasty iris]

💀 the cap tho

[keen parrot]

i love the BBC

[bright glade]

sadly indirect isnt a beginner

[teal dragon]

Chat being racist against BWC so imma head out

[hasty iris]

bro is 2500 or something 💀

[bright glade]

hes a noob, not a beginner

[lean bolt]

you don't get image permissions if you don't have an account linked :/

[hasty iris]

bruh 💀

[bright glade]

ive seen moon coach @lean bolt and moon only coaches beginners so

[digital phoenix]

u could boost server

[lean bolt]

i hate chickaru, he loses to me and then makes up lies

[broken portal]

i can see indirect having potential tho, frfr

[last verge]

this is a move by a real 2000 blitz player

[hasty iris]

an 800 could not play that well lets stop the cap here

[bright glade]

1987*

[last verge]

close enough

[lean bolt]

you were crushing me wtf

[grim edge]

guys dont be mean lets just agree we all suck

[lean bolt]

if that's playing well then i guess

[hasty iris]

why pretend tho

[broken portal]

they can

[keen parrot]

i suck less

still suck tho

[lean bolt]

Do you think this was playing good by me?

[grim edge]

good for you buddy

[lean bolt]

you have 3 connected passed pawns

i was getting crushed

you got complacent that's not my fault

[broken portal]

the fact that qxc3 was a brilliant LOL

[lean bolt]

cause b6 knight is hanging i guess

[broken portal]

2 pawns for a knight still bad

[undone dove]

I refuse to believe you got here

[elfin crag]

bruh, what's my account doing in Frankfurt and Rio? 💀💀💀

[keen parrot]

bro got hacked

[lean bolt]

yes i was getting destroyed but he thinks i'm some secret 2500 or something because he lost

people only see what they want to see i guess

[undone dove]

Bro thinks you’re 2500???

[elfin crag]

i fixed it

[undone dove]

No way bro, completely inaccurate

[lean bolt]

i mean i like the compliment but yeah

[elfin crag]

i was autojoining to a nsfw scam server

[keen parrot]

Indirect is 1800

[keen parrot]

and you STOPPED?

[undone dove]

Fr fr

[lean bolt]

anyways i'm gonna go sleep now goodnight everyone

thanks for the games everyone i played

[elfin crag]

well... i checked and it was a surway scam

[grim edge]

Goodnight moon student

[elfin crag]

bye

[digital phoenix]

1900 loses to someone = 2500

[elfin crag]

(i just woke up btw)

[digital phoenix]

oh nvm hes 500

500 just called someone 2500

[feral umbra]

Mhm

[warped galleon]

Yeah

[warped galleon]

Good morning

[hasty iris]

bro is 2300 on his main 💀

[glad flax]

i was watching a gotham video and he was saying never do this opening and right after my openent did it

[warped galleon]

HAHAHA HAHAHA

[glad flax]

so i knew exactly how to win so i ended up winning a queen 2 rooks within 15 moves

[warped galleon]

ok

[digital phoenix]

nerd

[hasty iris]

no cause we played a classic french which im decent at

but u are not 800

and ur account new asf

[somber plume]

anyone wanna do an unrated rapid??? https://play.chess.com/swExL

[undone dove]

Ah classic Indirect playing mainline openings moment

[hasty iris]

why sandbag in rated games tho is my actual question

[digital phoenix]

why are u so salty

[glad flax]

i js sacraficed a bishop knight rook and queen for no reason js cause he only had a king and 5 pawns and i won anyway

[grim edge]

Who said Indirect sandbagging, he just a good 700

[undone dove]

Fr

[fading spruce]

Play me

[hasty iris]

cause i just thought a 800 performed bishop and knight mate and congratulated him until i realized that was him i played

[grim edge]

No, I will lose

[hard gyro]

Hey guys, how are y'all?

[fading spruce]

This is why I am going to quit chess

Bros care about winning and not about fun

[grim edge]

I dont like you.

[hasty iris]

ur defending a sandbagger, alt account abuser, borderline bannable idk

[fading spruce]

Who asked?

[undone dove]

Classic Indirect learning B+K mate

[grim edge]

Him.

[grim edge]

I didn't stand a chance, I don't even know how my position got so bad

[digital phoenix]

800 knowing bishop knight is impossible?

[warped galleon]

nerd

[hasty iris]

nope definitely possible

[fading spruce]

certified Borg moment

[lean bolt]

I might climb more when I play more games who knows

[hasty iris]

are you saying youre not on an alt @lean bolt

[lean bolt]

But I’m not sandbagging

[undone dove]

He’s not an alt

[warped galleon]

Are you sure

[hasty iris]

[hard gyro]

Any context?

[lean bolt]

Very

[warped galleon]

Not

[hasty iris]

[hard gyro]

Fair nuff.

[warped galleon]

[lean bolt]

I play most of my games on lichess I only made that account to one able to post pictures but you don’t want that answer you want whatever your brain thinks is right

[warped galleon]

Cap

[lean bolt]

My lichess is almost 1400 not 800

[hard gyro]

What's going on-

[upbeat viper]

common Indirect troll moment

[undone dove]

Indirect what is your opinion on Saric’s course

[hard gyro]

[undone dove]

On Open Sicilian

[warped galleon]

Thats around 1000 chess.com

[lean bolt]

I haven’t seen it but you can buy it for me and I’ll tell you what I think

[undone dove]

he would never troll!!! Fr fr

[digital phoenix]

2k lichess is like 1k chess.com

[warped galleon]

Šarič Ivan?

[lean bolt]

Ok maybe I have more to climb then

[hasty iris]

he got banned

[warped galleon]

Whois he

[hasty iris]

dude that got first place in the arena i played yesterday. i got second

[hard gyro]

Wow, within the span of a week.

[warped galleon]

Congratulations

[digital phoenix]

stfu bast

[hasty iris]

thx

[upbeat viper]

[fading spruce]

@upbeat viper this you?

[warped galleon]

Sadge Bast

[lean bolt]

Anyways I’m gonna sleep now

[stuck kestrel]

what happened to name colour

[lean bolt]

Goodnight everyone

[warped galleon]

Good morning everyone

[stuck kestrel]

where tf are u living

[stuck kestrel]

good morning

[warped galleon]

Brois in china

No

[hard gyro]

Ouch.

[stuck kestrel]

nah must be american 🤢

[hard gyro]

Yet again.

[warped galleon]

America

[stuck kestrel]

i remember

[warped galleon]

Which phone

[hard gyro]

Vivo

[warped galleon]

Omg

[hard gyro]

Yeah

[stuck kestrel]

android

[hard gyro]

What?

[warped galleon]

[warped galleon]

My book fell of my bed

[stuck kestrel]

i liek appel

[hard gyro]

I like to have two kidneys.

[stuck kestrel]

they keyboard is easier to type with

[warped galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-rotating-apple-gif-22293727

[stuck kestrel]

the one i have is only 70 K rupees

[stuck kestrel]

omg is that job steves

[hard gyro]

I could buy a laptop with that.

[hard gale]

AYO people i nearly played i a perfect game lol (im to the left of the screen)

[hard gyro]

Me waiting for DU List :

[warped galleon]

Steve works

[stuck kestrel]

i know, but most apple products are 100K +

[hard gale]

bruh ik

[warped galleon]

Perfect would be this my man

[torpid fulcrum]

naw my opinion got deleted

[hard gale]

bruh stop flexing

[sterile tusk]

This guy played that sacrafice in 3 Seconds in a 10min Game 💀💀 this litterly lost him the game

[stuck kestrel]

mid.

[warped galleon]

You started

[warped galleon]

mid.

[hard gyro]

You suck.

[stuck kestrel]

werent u trying to flex too tho

[hard gale]

ik but i proud of myself lol

[warped galleon]

I Know

[sterile tusk]

Why Not all 3 brilliant

[hard gyro]

Don't be.

[warped galleon]

Because i didnt want to

[stuck kestrel]

krinj

[hard gale]

well i am so cry about it

[hard gale]

bruh shoosh

[digital phoenix]

this is what u call perfect

[stuck kestrel]

what is shoosh

[hard gyro]

Shush*

[hard gale]

shush

[stuck kestrel]

good opening lol noob

[warped galleon]

Bro aint even reached endgame

[grim edge]

Teach me chess

[hard gyro]

Good kid.

[nimble niche]

nerd

[sturdy turtle]

hi

[warped galleon]

Hello elionshala2

[stuck kestrel]

u should learn from good players

[warped galleon]

My man roasted him

[undone dove]

We decided to let me play an English Attack

[hard gyro]

Good idea.

1v1 Las.

[grim edge]

Thanks for advice I will find better player

[stuck kestrel]

i did.

[warped galleon]

Isnt it English game

[digital phoenix]

heres endgame

[stuck kestrel]

[warped galleon]

Opening ??

[digital phoenix]

im not gonna play good opening

[undone dove]

No the one against Najdorf

[warped galleon]

Y

[grim edge]

Play with me i will beat you

[hard gyro]

It's a draw too, poetic.

[warped galleon]

Oh yea mb

[stuck kestrel]

a perfect game of chess is always a draw

[warped galleon]

I was PERFECTLY losing

[grim edge]

Mega byte?

[hard gyro]

Martin could beat you.

[warped galleon]

My bad

[sterile tusk]

mb= my Bad xD

[grim edge]

Bruh

[hard gyro]

mb is megabit, btw.
Mb is megabyte.

[warped galleon]

MB is MARIBOR SAMPIJON

[grim edge]

Then why they are saying my bad

[stuck kestrel]

you sound like the type of kid who got bullied in school

[hard gyro]

Because you are bad.

[stuck kestrel]

and got his lunch money stolen

[hard gyro]

Ironically, I was a bully in the past

[grim edge]

[hard gyro]

We don't have that in India, not in most schools.

[stuck kestrel]

same but i have since changed my ways

[warped galleon]

MINECRAFT MUSIC

[hard gyro]

Same.

[stuck kestrel]

u dont get lunch money?

[warped galleon]

Yall need money for lunch?

[hard gyro]

We carry our lunches from home.

[stuck kestrel]

why bring lunch money when u can steal others money

[hard gyro]

Fr.

[warped galleon]

We pay on the end of every month

[nimble niche]

Doesn't he play dragon?

[soft geyser]

i get money for breakfast :v

[warped galleon]

I don't

[hard gyro]

We don't even do that, just take a homecooked meal.

[stuck kestrel]

Its a common thing for kids to bring lunch money for canteen food. I always brought my own lunch tho, but ever since 9th grade ive stopped bringing lunch and i just eat when i return home

[sterile tusk]

We have a Card that automaticly Takes the Money for lunch from our parents Credit Card 😈

[grim edge]

hello everyone

[warped galleon]

Y would you cook at home

[warped galleon]

Hello incho

[hard gyro]

We have mothers and fathers for a reason.

[warped galleon]

Exactly

[undone dove]

He plays Najdorf recently

[warped galleon]

Mines aren't home when i wake up

[stuck kestrel]

father for lunch money mother for food

[stuck kestrel]

rip

[hard gyro]

I used to take money very occasionally.

[undone dove]

I’ll have some prep for Yugoslav as well

[warped galleon]

Fr

[sterile tusk]

Well, Had, changing to highschool this year, Summer vacation rn

[stuck kestrel]

both my parents are home

[warped galleon]

Rip

[hard gyro]

Both my parents can make lunch, so yeah.

[stuck kestrel]

thats a good thing

[nimble niche]

Okay, because I remember he played dragon against me last year

[stuck kestrel]

thats krinj

[warped galleon]

No I'd hate that

[hard gyro]

My dad leaves late for his office.

[hard gyro]

Sexist.

[hard gyro]

Just for my sake when I was in school.

[stuck kestrel]

my dad quit his job he just owns a business or some shit idk. So he just stays at home and sometime leaves for 10 minutes and then comes back

[undone dove]

Yeah he did use to play Dragon from what opening tree tells me

[hard gyro]

Cool.

[warped galleon]

dealer

[stuck kestrel]

its good because whenever i need something he can get it quickly

[hard gyro]

How old are you again?

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

[stuck kestrel]

8

[warped galleon]

Ladies and gentleman we got em

[hard gyro]

Y'know, it's bannable to joke about age.

[stuck kestrel]

im joking discord dont ban me again

[grim edge]

your dad is my plug

[stuck kestrel]

what

[warped galleon]

Man my friend got banned for joking and had to take a pic of himself w the document

[hard gyro]

Actually, though. Aren't you like 17?

[stuck kestrel]

same

[warped galleon]

To prove

[grim edge]

he got the good shit yk

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[hard gyro]

Goddamn, help yourself.

[stuck kestrel]

why

[grim edge]

He got the best shit fr

[stuck kestrel]

[warped galleon]

He got the best crib

[stuck kestrel]

im getting bullied

[hard gyro]

That's racist.

[grim edge]

is viole a good username @warped galleon be honest pls

[stuck kestrel]

ill allow it.

[hard gyro]

@mods

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[grim edge]

nah ur dad got the best drugs. number 2 plug

[grim edge]

No very bad

[warped galleon]

Yes it is gurl

[stuck kestrel]

I thought u lived in oceania

[grim edge]

BE HONEST

[grim edge]

gotta get my shit from somewhere

[grim edge]

No very bad

[warped galleon]

It is but miciela is better

[grim edge]

i need more opinions

[warped galleon]

Hamood

[hard gyro]

My dad be serving the nation tho.

[warped galleon]

Cool

[grim edge]

U are from Ukraine?@hard gyro

mr senor

[hard gyro]

India, my dad is a Brigadier.

[grim edge]

what's your opinion on viole username

[hard gyro]

Hi Miciela

[grim edge]

[hard gyro]

Viole?

[sterile tusk]

11 great moves lol

[grim edge]

yes viole with no t

[soft geyser]

nothing

[warped galleon]

11 WHAT

[grim edge]

Lol

[grim edge]

bruh

[stuck kestrel]

thats nice my uncle is in the police

[hard gyro]

Exotic and cool imo.

[stuck kestrel]

actually , Anti terrorist squad, not police

[grim edge]

Duck police

[warped galleon]

NAH MAN MY MAN FARMING GREAT MOVES

[stuck kestrel]

its kinda similar

[grim edge]

To protect duck?

[grim edge]

i think you're lying to me

[stuck kestrel]

Counter terrorism

[hard gyro]

Dangerous yet cool.

[grim edge]

Oh

[stuck kestrel]

its still his early stages so not too dangerous

[warped galleon]

Im a tourist will he hurt me

[hard gyro]

I was serious but to each their own.

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2023 (2023 peak)
Blitz: 1986 (1986 peak)
Bullet: 1200 (2004 peak)

[last verge]

2000 blitz grind is going swimmingly

[stuck kestrel]

obviously

[stuck kestrel]

if ur american yeah

[grim edge]

Play with me

how about fuji @warped galleon

[stuck kestrel]

and indian,

[warped galleon]

The year is 2023 not 1986 @last verge

[last verge]

pause 💀💀

[warped galleon]

Meh viole is better

[last verge]

1200 (2004 peak)

[hard gyro]

Wow.

[warped galleon]

Skill issue

[grim edge]

how about safeguard?

[stuck kestrel]

[last verge]

albert issue

[grim edge]

No pause 🔪 if u pause u will not be able to become titled

yeah mt fuji

[warped galleon]

Yeah

[hard gyro]

Yes.

[grim edge]

Have u reach 2000 all Tc yet?

[warped galleon]

How do you come w theese

[last verge]

you have to beat titled players first like i did

[warped galleon]

Still viole

[grim edge]

everest

[hard gyro]

Sounds like a Valorant Agent's name.

[warped galleon]

Never back down

[grim edge]

When will u play with me

Type /connect and connect ur chess acc

[last verge]

14 away in blitz💪🏼💪🏼 just found a double pawn sac in an endgame to win against a 2100

[stuck kestrel]

K-2 is the best mountain

[hard gyro]

It's a surname.

[grim edge]

its a soap

[hard gyro]

Agreed.

[warped galleon]

! welcome

[hard gyro]

Kanchenjunga tho.

[grim edge]

Hmm... That means u need two win in a row

[warped galleon]

LMAO soap would do tho

[stuck kestrel]

second highest mountain after everest

also called Mount Godwin Austen

I messed it up

[grim edge]

so what smh

[last verge]

i probably got ir

[stuck kestrel]

i learned it a long time ago

[warped galleon]

Ion know gurl why do you need those

[grim edge]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[warped galleon]

No

[stuck kestrel]

imagine not being the highest or 2nd highest krinj

Krakatoa :

[grim edge]

If ur unlucky, you'll need 3, which basically not happening

[grim edge]

Yes

Nice, u got cool red names now.

[hard gyro]

How does one go from a good name like Viole, to an antivirus sounding name like Safeguard?

[warped galleon]

Ok

[grim edge]

That is not red

[stuck kestrel]

I got K-2, second highest. get rekt

[grim edge]

Yes

[warped galleon]

Mybe

[grim edge]

It's red, just not trusted red

[warped galleon]

Its pink

[hard gyro]

Same.

[grim edge]

Waw

[hard gyro]

Mt. Vesuvius has to be the closest thing we have to a ticking time-bomb of humanity.

[stuck kestrel]

ur neighbours have k2 and everest. whats ur highest peak?

[hard gyro]

K2 is shared by India and Pakistan.

[stuck kestrel]

other than that

[lament jacinth]

Why are people welcoming themselves

[hard gyro]

You're an Everest wannabe.

[warped galleon]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[stuck kestrel]

who tf cares about toba

[hard gyro]

Y'all aren't even in the top 3, shut up.

[hard gyro]

Kanchenjunga

[warped galleon]

Want to feel goid

Skill issue

[hard gyro]

You don't even have the 3rd highest peak.

[stuck kestrel]

atleast its known (you arent)

[hard gyro]

@grim edge is the type of person to shit on other people's presentations, but then forget to make his own.

[steep isle]

should i boost this server? (6+ reply then yes)

[upbeat viper]

no politics chat

[stuck kestrel]

ofcourse

[hard gyro]

Wow, Bast.

Okay, Bast. Sorry.

[normal hatch]

[hard gyro]

As I was saying, Krakatoa doesn't even threaten humanity

[grim edge]

I don't think they give u special perks here, so no

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/politics-political-polchat-gif-19658604

[hard gyro]

Can't see Krakatoa, sorry.

[steep isle]

what's the role color of the booster?

[normal hatch]

Add Politics chat fr

[digital phoenix]

pink

[stuck kestrel]

stfu bast

[steep isle]

that's more than enough

[grim edge]

pink for 1 boost and blue for 2

[steep isle]

Noice 😋

[hard gyro]

Oops, but that's not scary compared to Mt. Vesuvius.

[digital phoenix]

<@&790369890736668723> for one <@&1099538628008497223> for 2

[steep isle]

😋😋

[grim edge]

Blue name was stolen from double boosters 😔

[digital phoenix]

no ur slowly

[stuck kestrel]

why

[primal fern]

@grim edge

[warped galleon]

Hello man

[upbeat viper]

who ?

[hard gyro]

Oh, sorry to remind you but the next Mt. Vesuvius eruption is world-ending so yeah.

[stuck kestrel]

Explain

[warped galleon]

@grim edge

[primal fern]

what' is your username

[warped galleon]

Lmao

[hard gyro]

Blud didn't even hear about the Pompeii disaster.

[stuck kestrel]

thats not a good explanation

[warped galleon]

How are you

[hard gyro]

Wait, you're from Indonesia?

[warped galleon]

Good

[grim edge]

[warped galleon]

??

[hard gyro]

Huh???

[warped galleon]

Im sorry

[hard gyro]

I do, and they say normal answers.

Sad.

[warped galleon]

[hard gyro]

India and Pakistan have the biggest rivalries in sports, I swear.

Yes.

Ew, no.

[grim edge]

basketball is goated

volleyball best sport fr

[grim edge]

yeah like whats the prob

[fading spruce]

For South Asians

[grim edge]

then run up and down

[warped galleon]

🧢

[hard gyro]

England, Australia, South Africa :

Baseball is ass tbh

[fading spruce]

South Africa?

[grim edge]

true tho

[hard gyro]

Yes, South Africa.

[warped galleon]

Someone made me listen to it

[grim edge]

wait until bro looks at my song

[fading spruce]

Everywhere besides South Africa are South Asian nations

[steep isle]

THERE'S NO ROLE COLOR DIFFERENCE

[warped galleon]

This one aint zesty tho

[hard gyro]

Australia?

[warped galleon]

Skill issue

[fading spruce]

Yeah Australia has a sizeable immigrant population

[barren galleon]

ITS MY BIRFDAY :D

[hard gyro]

Doesn't mean it's South Asian, genius.

[steep isle]

THERES NO ROLE COLOR DIFFERENCE! I WANT TO REFUND ONE OF MY BOOST 😭😭😭

[warped galleon]

Barbie on top

[grim edge]

fr

[fading spruce]

Doesn’t matter if you have a large minority of South Asians

[grim edge]

you keep the double booster role even if u ain’t double boosting

[warped galleon]

NOW THIS ONE AINT ZESTY @grim edge

[barren galleon]

Thx :)

[hard gyro]

Sorry to say, but Geography doesn't change by population. Bad argument, so I dismiss you.

[warped galleon]

Happy birday

[barren galleon]

I’m getting a new switch today!!!!!!!!

[fading spruce]

When was I talking about geography?

[warped galleon]

Fr

[steep isle]

now it's different;)

[fading spruce]

I was talking about ethnicity the whole time

[warped galleon]

Jalapenos

[worthy flume]

Kings Gambit

[grim edge]

Lmao

[barren galleon]

The old one tbh is shit it can barely run games without losing 47 percent while loading

[hard gyro]

You're drunk, then.

[fading spruce]

Ong

[steep isle]

it's very worth it to boost 😋 the role color are very shit

[warped galleon]

Crazy

[fading spruce]

What the hell is that

[grim edge]

i have both booster roles

[warped galleon]

Deer

[hard gyro]

Huh???

[warped galleon]

Aiggt

[steep isle]

how to get your green role

[grim edge]

Can’t anymore

[fading spruce]

There are a lot more horned animals than that

[steep isle]

😔😔

[hard gyro]

Imo the world can do without dodgeball being a thing.

Stags?

[warped galleon]

You dont have a skull issue

[fading spruce]

Cricket fan btw

[hard gyro]

Huh?

[steep isle]

So I need Skull issue?

[hard gyro]

Yeah, and I say that dodgeball is ass.

[fading spruce]

Mad cuz bad

[hard gyro]

Moose isn't a deer.

[warped galleon]

You dont need it

[hard gyro]

Yet it is an animal with horns that are not goats.

No, but I am talking about how little you narrowed down the animals by saying "horned animals that are not goats."

No, they aren't.

Also, Rhinos.

[fading spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1135143463759925258/image-2.png

[hard gyro]

Yeah, hotdog.

Also

In case you are lurking, Bast

[upbeat viper]

ikik

[warped galleon]

Kiki

[hard gyro]

Do you love me.

[grim edge]

me personally i wouldn’t let that slide

[hard gyro]

Mod abuse, @iron spade

[grim edge]

Rip server owner 😔🙏

[fading spruce]

@iron spade

[warped galleon]

Yeah

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8dKVbP1Nzo

[warped galleon]

Please not

[grim edge]

I am 1133 elo chess and i would like to have some games with u

[warped galleon]

With who

[ruby pumice]

[grim edge]

what's ur elo @warped galleon

[warped galleon]

Around 1350

[grim edge]

can we have a game

xd

[warped galleon]

Yea

We can @grim edge

[grim edge]

Gm incho

[grim edge]

Hey

I can send u in private

[grim edge]

They need to patch this game

[warped galleon]

Go ahead

[grim edge]

King cant jump 2 squares

[grim edge]

lmfao

[warped galleon]

Im waiting

[sharp smelt]

ok

[warped galleon]

Ok

[keen parrot]

OK

[desert escarp]

yep your going on the rap list

[white knoll]

Bro I’m supposed to be up in two hours

[keen parrot]

the WHAT

[white knoll]

I still havent fallen asleep

[grim edge]

The rap list bro

How do you not know this

[keen parrot]

could it be that he forgot an e

[grim edge]

You have to know this

[grim edge]

Thats the beauty of the rap room

You never know

[keen parrot]

he raps me

😭

[grim edge]

i’m bouta drop a distract on this server

[upbeat viper]

don't

[keen parrot]

you mean disstrack?

[desert escarp]

yep y’all are all going on the rap list

[grim edge]

Yall chill

[grim edge]

i’m dyslexic stfu

Especially you bast

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

We dont allow that here

[grim edge]

it’s happening

Bast

Have you heard of steve jobs

the disstrack is coming trust

[grim edge]

Face reveal

What is dis

bast looking like he wants some

[upbeat viper]

only 2 do

[hard gyro]

Half of those words don't rhyme with Bast-

T ain't silent.

No???

[grim edge]

you could try and make it silent

[hard gyro]

Neither does the s in Bast makes a "sh" sound.

Fast, Cast, Mast, Blast, Past.

Maybe Mast doesn't rhyme with Bast.

It does, nvm.

[elfin crag]

🗿

[grim edge]

depends how you say it ig

[hard gyro]

Exactly.

Fr.

Like Fast with a B

You can also make it sound like Mast with a B

No

Ast may

To make the T disappear from Bast? What are you, 5?

[buoyant leaf]

...

opponent resigned after i recaptured on h4

[hard gyro]

I have a sick roast for Bast, but I might get banned so I won't say it.

[grim edge]

drop it my dms i’ll put in the disstrack

it will take a while

gotta make it good

[stuck kestrel]

botez

[hard gyro]

He used 13 seconds to play that move, wow.

[teal dragon]

Fr

My BWC got deleted

Big white cruise

[hard gyro]

Got deleted?

[teal dragon]

Yeah

1984

Avg size boat tryin to compete

[grim edge]

that boat is quite big imo

maybe too big

why are u on top of the water

[hard gyro]

He is Jesus.

It was literally eating a fruit.

[grim edge]

and u're under the water?

[hard gyro]

Such an overused joke now.

[grim edge]

okay:((

[hard gyro]

Pisces :

[grim edge]

me fr

[teal dragon]

Bast hates BWCs ☹️😔

[hard gyro]

He will continue hating it the more you phrase it like that.

[grim edge]

[teal dragon]

Big white cruise? Whats there to hate

[warped galleon]

@teal dragon boat maestro

[teal dragon]

Nah jit racist

[warped galleon]

Cuteness overload

[teal dragon]

Look its big yellow boat

[warped galleon]

Did you learn the Sicilian

[teal dragon]

Trying

[hard gyro]

Humans really decided to take an insta-killing toxin and use it in cosmetic surgeries.

[warped galleon]

[obtuse citrus]

1400's too good

[warped galleon]

Bror

[hard gyro]

For the people who don't know, it's called Botox.

[obtuse citrus]

roi

[warped galleon]

A mate

[obtuse citrus]

he went from +5 to m1

[grim edge]

hi

[obtuse citrus]

what

[hard gyro]

Qxg2 is checkmate, dummy.

[obtuse citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26470175

[hard gyro]

Are you drunk?

I am not even rated 179.

[warped galleon]

Lemme guess dutch defense?

[obtuse citrus]

yup dutch defence and i blundered a pawn on like move 5

[hard gyro]

Smart enough to tell you that you don't deserve to be 4 digits if you saw Nxg2 before Qxg2.

[pulsar dew]

Hi does anybody wanna play chess?

[obtuse citrus]

and then some more

and then he hung m1

[warped galleon]

A dutch man playing the dutch

[hard gyro]

I take everything seriously tbf.

[obtuse citrus]

rhrh

[pulsar dew]

Anybody wanna play

[hard gyro]

Nah.

[warped galleon]

Why dont you connect

[hard gyro]

3 minutes

[warped galleon]

4

[hard gyro]

14:25 to 14:28, wdym?

[warped galleon]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[hard gyro]

It was 3 minutes.

[warped galleon]

5

[hard gyro]

4

[warped galleon]

3

[rain crest]

thank you :)

[hard gyro]

Yes.

[warped galleon]

NOOI

[hard gyro]

Get rekt, nerd.

[warped galleon]

6

[hard gyro]

Is your clock one minute fast by default?

[pulsar dew]

Anybody wanna play chess

[warped galleon]

No wdym

[warped galleon]

Whats your elo

[pulsar dew]

2700

[warped galleon]

Oh really

[pulsar dew]

Grandmaster

[hard gyro]

For my timezone, you are one minute faster than the duration of time spent here.

[warped galleon]

@keen parrot play with this 2700

[keen parrot]

bet

whats your cc

[pulsar dew]

Whats your elo

[warped galleon]

Tilt will play with you

[keen parrot]

whats your chess.com account

im 2650

[warped galleon]

You will see when you play

[pulsar dew]

Lol

Only 2650

[warped galleon]

Just play and roast when you win if you win

[keen parrot]

play me bitch

[pulsar dew]

Dam

[keen parrot]

you scared?

[warped galleon]

DAMN

[hard gyro]

Wild.

[pulsar dew]

Let me find my acc rq

[hard gyro]

...wait what?

Find your acc?

[keen parrot]

tf u mean "find"

bro lost it 😭

[hard gyro]

Exactly, huh?

[pulsar dew]

I got mutiple

[keen parrot]

smh

[hard gyro]

Did you email Chess.com?

[nimble niche]

nice to see you admit to violating the fair play policy

[warped galleon]

You cant have multiple without perm

[pulsar dew]

found it

[hard gyro]

Did they give you permission to keep multiple accounts?

[warped galleon]

Lmao