💬〡general-off-topic

[graceful lintel]

Ur ratings?

[last verge]

top 50k globally in blitz again we're so back

[naive ferry]

Umm? What

[grim edge]

1000

[graceful lintel]

Ratings

[naive ferry]

Idk

[graceful lintel]

🥹😭

[sleek zealot]

exd5 Qxd5 and Qc6+ winning the knight and Qxa8 check (taking the rook for free) is threatened at the same time

[humble cliff]

dont worry i got a new guy

[naive ferry]

Its for my friend im on a call with him

[grim edge]

wanna play a game

[naive ferry]

he doesnt know

[sleek zealot]

yeah i mean i looked at the engine so

[humble cliff]

UHHH WHAT THE

[lucid sedge]

https://youtu.be/QgvDQKIqunI

[humble cliff]

i did one for this guy too

[grim edge]

@muted stirrup down for a game?

[grim edge]

nah im good

[grim edge]

boring

you're boring

wanna play a game

alr bet

https://play.chess.com/5yXJJ

it deoesnt matter

im gonna play jeromes

wich me luck guys

[graceful lintel]

1200-1399

[grim edge]

hes 1430 rapid

[humble cliff]

meet my paid actor

[graceful lintel]

Not too much difference

[grim edge]

whos this

[sleek zealot]

idk

[grim edge]

and why am i beating him lowkey

im better i think

[humble cliff]

hes doing acting

[sleek zealot]

prove it then

[humble cliff]

aww he so kind to me 🥰

[graceful lintel]

He's not that low rated

[graceful lintel]

Dies of cringe

[grim edge]

is it just me or i think im better

[humble cliff]

hes fine trust me

[graceful lintel]

Oh ty

[graceful lintel]

Pretty normal I think

[humble cliff]

no i tied him to ceiling

nah hes ok

he spilled his cranberry juice is all

[graceful lintel]

Want to eat some cardboard? anyone?

[tepid panther]

@noble widget wanna do a rapid game? I wanna practice that line you kept beating me with

[humble cliff]

hes fine, hes smiling

im gonna go inject him with another virus

[graceful lintel]

🥹😭

[humble cliff]

ok i did it

[edgy umbra]

Literally 1984 from chess.com...

[dim ridge]

mate in 3 for black

[lucid sedge]

What is the blueish thing

[humble cliff]

hes fine i think

[edgy umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/monday-left-me-broken-cat-memes-cursed-cat-nightmare-gif-11685974878066349245

[humble cliff]

virus

[dim ridge]

good job

https://tenor.com/view/foss-no-bitches-no-hoes-0bitches-no-gif-24529727

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/682040935403618438/749889155378577468/image0-3.gif

[lucid sedge]

Sound like you

[dim ridge]

FACTS

[grim edge]

LMAOOOO I BEAT A 14500

[sleek zealot]

im gonna need you to admit something

[grim edge]

1450s are washed up

[dim ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696

[dim ridge]

bro what

[grim edge]

IM SO HAPPY

[sleek zealot]

nah man you rematch me and ill actually try

[humble cliff]

guys react 😐 if hes fine

[grim edge]

1450S ARE WASHED

[lucid sedge]

Why do all the furrys I know play roblox?

[humble cliff]

idk

[sleek zealot]

1v1 me

[grim edge]

do it honestly u can beat him @grim edge

[sleek zealot]

okay first one to click the link 1v1s me
https://play.chess.com/4AkJv

[foggy anchor]

what's the heart attack opening

[grim edge]

i beat a 1450 with jeromes gambit 😭

[foggy anchor]

Offering them a line of sugar

[lucid sedge]

All the discord servers have one protagein furry

[foggy anchor]

THat looks more like the brain aneurysm opening

[dim ridge]

should have put his face in there while he had the chance. smh

[grim edge]

what

[lucid sedge]

True

The cubing discord and other one

[rose thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-gif-23857673

[lucid sedge]

I thought there was two cars

[rose thunder]

there are u just can’t see one of em

(he’s driving it)

[lucid sedge]

Let's play hid and scream

[cold phoenix]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/84301170493 NO THE GM KILLED ME

[sleek zealot]

WHOEVER THIS IS THEY JUST GOT OBLITERATEDDD LLLLLLLLLL

[grim edge]

rematch me ill beat u twice

[sleek zealot]

okayx

[lucid sedge]

Where is the spider

[rose thunder]

nice job balint

what did I do

[halcyon glade]

Under the stick

[rose thunder]

don’t tell me ur tryna project

[lucid sedge]

@halcyon glade wins

Other people get bitten

[rose thunder]

why are u getting mad at me lmao

…ok

whatever you say… sport

what did u win

[lucid sedge]

Yay

[twin nimbus]

In 2 days I've had 5 mutes

It's personal atp

I joined yesterday

[wanton ferry]

If you have 10 cookies and somebody asks for two how many cookies do you have?

[lucid sedge]

Don't you have a movie to be in

[twin nimbus]

It's not coming out for like another year dw

[lucid sedge]

10 I wouldn't give any and eat them there

[wanton ferry]

You have 10

[teal dragon]

Huh

[grim edge]

@sleek zealot bro is 400 more elo thqan me and the score still

[wanton ferry]

If you have 10 cookies and somebody forcefully takes two

[sleek zealot]

if you want ill let you keep the score or you can 1v1 me and clap me even more

[twin nimbus]

10. I don't let that happen

[wanton ferry]

What do you have

[grim edge]

Id be mad

[lucid sedge]

10 I will fight back

[grim edge]

7 cookies Because i throw one at their face out of anger

[lucid sedge]

Nothing steal me cookie

[sleek zealot]

go f yourself

[wanton ferry]

You have 10 cookies a dead body a bloody knife a gun with two no three bullets missing a criminal record and I need for a place to hide a body

[sleek zealot]

https://play.chess.com/esKHu

[drowsy bison]

any 1 play chess w me

[lucid sedge]

Scp containment breach

[sleek zealot]

click the link to play

[lucid sedge]

I repeat scp containment breach

[grim edge]

that shit small

[lucid sedge]

I zoomed in

[grim edge]

one smack and the dude dead

[lucid sedge]

I'm in Australia

6 inches too big

I own bigger

[grim edge]

that’s what i’m sayin

[lucid sedge]

...

Smh

[grim edge]

Lmfao

[lucid sedge]

Omfg

[grim edge]

prolly like 7

[lucid sedge]

12

Look it up

[graceful lintel]

I'm phone is running on Android 8 💀

[lucid sedge]

Goliath bird eater

[grim edge]

never give up

[lucid sedge]

Never give up

[graceful lintel]

Massive

Unreal

[lucid sedge]

We are talking about spiders

[graceful lintel]

Oh 💀

[amber cypress]

hi, on the chess.com website, I set the incoming and range to -100 and +50 on both, yet I'm still getting challenged by people sometimes 150 points better than me, am I doing this incorrectly? I'm playing on mobile, but setting this range on the website (It appears that's the only option). Does mobile perhaps not honor this setting?

[lucid sedge]

Foot large spiders are real

Goliath bird eater

That the name

[last verge]

its just absurd for a 2000 to lose like this

[lucid sedge]

That is my goal

[teal dragon]

Blud came straight out the hobbit movie

[last verge]

they're supposed to be GOOD

[rose thunder]

STOP BEING SMART ABOUT CREEPY CRAWLEY BUGS

[lucid sedge]

We like spyder

Dawg wat

Look up the huntsman spider

[rose thunder]

wdf goin on at 2000 ❗❗

[lucid sedge]

That what I got to deal with in mexico

[drowsy bison]

wait whatt

[sleek zealot]

gg

[drowsy bison]

gg mate

[teal dragon]

Fr they be like selective breeding like dogs

[lucid sedge]

And I catch that shit

[grim edge]

u lost again 😭😭

[lucid sedge]

I'm not scared of spiders

[rose thunder]

play me

[floral patrol]

guys is trading a rook and bishop for a queen a fair trade?

[lucid sedge]

I've eaten tarantula and scorpions

[grim edge]

hes 1400 and lost a hame and grew a hame woth me (im 1000)

[teal dragon]

Not really no

[sleek zealot]

i did

[lucid sedge]

No

[sleek zealot]

https://play.chess.com/8yRLz

[teal dragon]

Rook and bishop dont work very well together

[lucid sedge]

I have one of me eating a cricket

[grim edge]

rook rook for queen is alright

[lucid sedge]

Can't show my face for resons

[grim edge]

its less than an inch

[lucid sedge]

It about an inch

[teal dragon]

Yeah

[lucid sedge]

I have a bag of them

[sleek zealot]

4 inches is huge

[lucid sedge]

That was two days ago

[old pebble]

yo

[lucid sedge]

But I have the bag

[old pebble]

how is life yall

[lucid sedge]

Brb

[tepid panther]

Wtf ☠️

[sleek zealot]

is it not? 😖

[teal dragon]

Shout out to all the fellow 1 inch avgers

[lucid sedge]

I'm back

Here's the bag

[teal dragon]

Yh like im proud of lil bro

[tepid panther]

Depends who you ask lol

[sleek zealot]

im askign you

[crystal jewel]

Hi

[tepid panther]

🤐

[lucid sedge]

Yup

[teal dragon]

Bluds massive

[lucid sedge]

It's spicy

[teal dragon]

JIT TRIPPIN

[grim edge]

too big you could say

[sleek zealot]

you could

[lucid sedge]

Idk

[grim edge]

hello chat

[lucid sedge]

I'm eating those rn

[teal dragon]

We trying to be inclusive so giants are allowed but yeah its really pushing the boundaries of acceptable

[grim edge]

its average sized 😭

guys

[grim edge]

true

why can i not castle queenside

[teal dragon]

Maybe the queen is in the way

[grim edge]

i told somebody to use cocaine and i got muted 😭

[old pebble]

oh hello u remember me

[crystal jewel]

Wow

[lucid sedge]

Alright tanjidog

[grim edge]

its not

[old pebble]

use coccaine

[teal dragon]

1984

[grim edge]

so unfair

[lucid sedge]

...

[keen parrot]

pog

[grim edge]

theres only one mod who mutes me n idk who it is

[sleek zealot]

thats like asking "whats the best move here? (no attachments provided)

[teal dragon]

Shit tares you apart

[grim edge]

no

[keen parrot]

Nope Romania

[dim ridge]

tf is that

[floral patrol]

i cant tell if im winning against someone online. i mean im up a bishop but where the pieces are is greatly confusing me

[grim edge]

bro

[lucid sedge]

I e bred black widows

Bred

[teal dragon]

Once i had romanian workers redo the driveway but they would speak to eachother in italian

[lucid sedge]

Not eat

[keen parrot]

they ended up stealing the asphalt 💀

[grim edge]

every time i try
theres no pieces in the way
i havent moved my king nor rook
and i still cant castle queenside

[lucid sedge]

I breed spiders

[sleek zealot]

show one example

[lucid sedge]

I say this alot

[teal dragon]

Fr they stole the wall

[teal dragon]

Dm me the board

[lucid sedge]

Fun

[grim edge]

k

[drowsy bison]

i play chess for 2 month i want to play against someone good/better than me https://play.chess.com/2ZbQm

[teal dragon]

Frrr

[lucid sedge]

Eat eachother

[teal dragon]

These are the real questions

[lucid sedge]

Some do other

[teal dragon]

THATS DEFO GETTING DELETED

[old pebble]

u sent me the caro kann pdf

[lucid sedge]

Male provide protein for females

[grim edge]

oh

[drowsy bison]

https://play.chess.com/qi2PR

[teal dragon]

Nah she a hoe

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179> smh

[quiet imp]

thanks for sharing your wissdom

[teal dragon]

Belongs to the streets

[drowsy bison]

: (

[lucid sedge]

Spiders are easy pets

[drowsy bison]

Google moment

[quiet imp]

it's educational content

[teal dragon]

Ong

[grim edge]

i would eat a spider tbh

[lucid sedge]

They eat anything it catches

[grim edge]

i bet they taste like chips

[keen parrot]

you can post educational content somewhere else

[teal dragon]

Nah tilt

[drowsy bison]

never existed

[teal dragon]

Why u trying to be fots

[lucid sedge]

They taste like lemons

[keen parrot]

fots dont matter, anitta says she is reworking it

[quiet imp]

no wonder you got the pride pawn

[lucid sedge]

....

Not the reason

They didn't have aroace

[quiet imp]

I better review the server rules before saying what I wanna say next

[dim ridge]

blud

when i found this i praised the holy lord

[teal dragon]

Dennis u menace

[dim ridge]

yessir

[lucid sedge]

That's how

[dim ridge]

correct. unfortunately you're right

[floral flare]

this is nothing

[grim edge]

do u rly want "spiders breeding" in your search history?

[lucid sedge]

Omfg

[dim ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696

[grim edge]

@teal dragon get ur girl shes pissing me off

[floral flare]

no im 1300 the role is broken

[dim ridge]

exactly

[floral flare]

im 1300

[dim ridge]

write /profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Dennis Sokol (gmdennis7r0l)

This is the Chess.com profile of gmdennis7r0l. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Dennis Sokol (gmdennis7r0l)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1148 (1352 peak)
Blitz: 1144 (1357 peak)
Bullet: 946 (1234 peak)

[teal dragon]

So when does the vore begin?

[lucid sedge]

Knight are op change my mind

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mo3taz Alami (m10future)

This is the Chess.com profile of m10future. Take a look!

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Name: Mo3taz Alami (m10future)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 800 (1335 peak)
Blitz: 968 (981 peak)
Bullet: 583 (855 peak)

[floral flare]

its broken

[dim ridge]

HAHA

[broken portal]

it is

[lucid sedge]

Huh

[floral flare]

go to my profile on chess.com

[broken portal]

nah its broken

[buoyant shale]

hello

[teal dragon]

When does the man get eaten

[broken portal]

1300 is solid

[floral flare]

play me

[lucid sedge]

After the fang to fang

[floral flare]

gn

[lucid sedge]

I can't breed spider rn cus the only male I have is too big for a female

[drowsy bison]

@floral flare play w me for fun

[lucid sedge]

Female have to be bigger

[patent dock]

wsg bbg

[lucid sedge]

He not 3 inches

[teal dragon]

Blud likes the milfs

[broken portal]

plz dont call me that

[patent dock]

okay

[lucid sedge]

He's the size of my hand

[sleek zealot]

wow i am actually horrible today

[rose thunder]

@sleek zealot if we did 15 10 and didn’t like immediately flag I woulda won grrr

[patent dock]

someone anna do unrated

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> aumiscool12

This is the Chess.com profile of aumiscool12. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1456 (1511 peak)
Blitz: 891 (1081 peak)
Bullet: 951 (1222 peak)

[patent dock]

im bored

[sleek zealot]

if we did 15 10 i would have more time to think too kekw

[drowsy bison]

anyone play w me for fun

[lucid sedge]

Body is about 4 imch

[drowsy bison]

im kinda new

[rose thunder]

that was a 10 0 right?

[sleek zealot]

yeah

[patent dock]

play me

[teal dragon]

The size jokes gettin a bit ♻️
😭

[drowsy bison]

https://play.chess.com/6fjj9

[viscid jacinth]

I missed this

[patent dock]

no

[lucid sedge]

Funny thing is that human are scared of now spiders they used to bet 2 foot tall

[drowsy bison]

huh

[latent pebble]

Heya :)

[lucid sedge]

Gtv

[patent dock]

wsg fnx

[teal dragon]

Ive got ideas

[rose thunder]

wtf

[drowsy bison]

hai

[latent pebble]

How are you

[patent dock]

rapid

[patent dock]

no rapid rn

[floral flare]

anybody plays lol

[latent pebble]

What does that mean

[patent dock]

play

[drowsy bison]

https://play.chess.com/WWiBa

[latent pebble]

rapid is bad

[rose thunder]

white discord

[patent dock]

ur opening tier list is bad

[drowsy bison]

🗿

[floral flare]

do u play lol

[latent pebble]

I don't have one

[teal dragon]

The only thing rapid is the speed at which bitches run from me

[patent dock]

no

im sad now

[floral flare]

league of legends

[patent dock]

🧢

[patent dock]

for loli lovers

[rose thunder]

is that the guy from Fortnite???!!

[teal dragon]

Blud went to the boss fight

[drowsy bison]

no one clicked my challenge link : (

[patent dock]

sad

[drowsy bison]

it is sad indeed.

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[drowsy bison]

Don't tell

Ye:)

[floral patrol]

it's a joke we like to do

[drowsy bison]

I copied it from someone's bio too lazy to change

Few months ago

[stable jungle]

Hey @drowsy bison, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[teal dragon]

Blud thinks he a comedian 💀💀

[floral flare]

!whatsup

[drowsy bison]

[grim edge]

is this undertale

i hunger for pancakes,,,,,,,,,

tf

[white sorrel]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/84470741275 can someone use a game review on this game please i think i did well but i wanna see mistakes i made to improve

[drowsy bison]

I dont think its undertale

[worn ice]

osljebad (1006) vs. TheVenomousX (1034)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qd8 4. Nf3 Nc6 5. d4 Nf6 6. Bb5 Bd7 7. Bxc6 Bxc6 8. O-O Bxf3 9. Qxf3 g6 10. Bg5 Bg7 11. Rfd1 Rb8 12. d5 h6 13. Bxf6 Bxf6 14. Ne4 Bxb2 15. Rab1 Bf6 16. Nxf6+ exf6 17. Re1+ Kf8 18. Rb3 Kg7 19. Rbe3 c6 20. dxc6 bxc6 21. c3 Qa5 22. Re7 Qxa2 23. Qxc6 Rb1 24. Qc7 Rf8 25. Kf1 Rxe1+ 26. Rxe1 Qa6+ 27. c4 Rc8 28. Qe7 Qxc4+ 29. Qe2 Qxe2+ 30. Kxe2 Re8+ 31. Kf1 Rxe1+ 32. Kxe1 Kf8 33. Kd2 Ke7 34. Kc3 Kd7 35. Kb4 Kc6 36. Ka5 Kb7 37. h3 g5 38. f3 f5 39. g4 fxg4 40. fxg4 Ka8 41. Kb5 Kb7 42. Kc5 Ka6 43. Kd5 Kb5 44. Ke5 a5 45. Kf6 a4 46. Kxf7 a3 47. Kg6 a2 48. Kxh6 a1=Q 49. Kxg5 Qg7+ 50. Kh5 Qe5+ 51. g5 Qe2+ 52. Kg6 Qe6+ 53. Kh5 Qxh3+ 54. Kg6 Qe6+ 55. Kh5 Kc5 56. g6 Qg8 57. Kh6 Kd5 58. g7 Ke6 59. Kg6 Ke7 60. Kh6 Kf7 

[grim edge]

earthbound

[floral flare]

this gon get u banned

[grim edge]

?

[white sorrel]

no

[grim edge]

its alright

[rose thunder]

how

[floral flare]

they want u to buy it not beg for it man

[grim edge]

imma review hold on

[lilac cape]

I did psychedelics last night it was interesting

[white sorrel]

i have gold

[floral flare]

didnt ask

[teal dragon]

Done

[grim edge]

nice

[floral flare]

jk 😂

[grim edge]

too late i did it first

[broken portal]

u beat me to it dam

[floral flare]

damn from now on im sending my games here guys

[teal dragon]

Keep yourself safe...

[rose thunder]

I think I’m gonna grind rapid today, do some puzzles first tho

[grim edge]

thanks!

[floral flare]

no one asked

[teal dragon]

:)

[broken portal]

@white sorrel do u main scandi?

[grim edge]

u wanna play birq

[floral flare]

i play against it ik some theory

[teal dragon]

Play with deez nuts

[grim edge]

😦

[broken portal]

its not hard to counter scandi if u know what ur doing

[grim edge]

i dont even like deez nuts

[floral flare]

if u play scandi ur trash

[teal dragon]

[grim edge]

"500-999"

[teal dragon]

I love deez nuts

[floral flare]

how many times should i say it im 1300 its broken

[broken portal]

scandi isnt bad

[teal dragon]

Ok ill play a game

[grim edge]

me when i lie to myself

[teal dragon]

Bullet ay?

[grim edge]

omg

[floral flare]

“500”

[grim edge]

i only play rapid

[teal dragon]

Ok fine

[floral flare]

[grim edge]

ill send u a link in dms

[drowsy bison]

anyone play against me : (

[broken portal]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/82387993163?username=redbullchess123 bro got destroyed

[worn ice]

RedBullChess123 (1178) vs. Jitendraaaaa (1194)

Move List

1. e4 g6 2. d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 e6 4. Nf3 Nc6 5. Bb5 Nge7 6. Be3 O-O 7. Qd2 a6 8. Bxc6 bxc6 9. O-O-O d5 10. e5 Nf5 11. Bg5 f6 12. exf6 Bxf6 13. Bxf6 Qxf6 14. Rhe1 a5 15. Na4 Bd7 16. Nc5 Bc8 17. Ne5 a4 18. Ned7 Bxd7 19. Nxd7 Qf7 20. Nxf8 Rxf8 21. Qe2 Nh4 22. Qxe6 Nxg2 23. Qxf7+ Rxf7 24. Re8+ Kg7 25. Rg1 Rxf2 26. Re7+ Kf6 27. Rxc7 Ne3 28. Rxc6+ Kf5 29. b3 axb3 30. axb3 Ke4 31. Re6+ Kxd4 32. Rxe3 Kxe3 33. Re1+ Kf3 34. b4 Rg2 35. b5 Kf2 36. Rd1 Ke2 37. b6 Rf2 38. b7 Rf8 39. Rxd5 Rb8 40. Rd7 h5 41. c4 g5 42. c5 g4 43. c6 h4 44. c7 Rxb7 45. c8=Q Rxd7 46. Qxd7 g3 47. Qd2+ Kf3 48. hxg3 Kxg3 49. Kd1 h3 50. Qe1+ Kg2 51. Qe2+ Kg3 52. Qf1 h2 53. Ke2 Kh4 54. Kf3 Kg5 55. Qg2+ Kf5 56. Qxh2 Ke6 57. Qf4 Kd5 58. Qe3 Kc4 59. Qd2 Kc5 60. Qd3 Kc6 61. Qd4 Kb5 62. Qc3 Kb6 63. Qc4 Kb7 64. Qc5 Kb8 65. Qc6 Ka7 66. Qb5 Ka8 67. Ke4 Ka7 68. Kd5 Ka8 69. Kc6 Ka7 70. Qb7# 

[drowsy bison]

https://play.chess.com/u8xns

Click and you get free robux

[broken portal]

no

bruh game said i played like a 1550, lel

[grim edge]

i gamreviewed it

[lucid sedge]

Whata miss

[broken portal]

my game? i can game review em myself

[grim edge]

u have membership?

[broken portal]

yes

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xGass GT (buriedcorpses)

This is the Chess.com profile of buriedcorpses. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: xGass GT (buriedcorpses)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 800 (716 peak)
Blitz: 553 (800 peak)
Bullet: 859 (956 peak)

[broken portal]

thats a funny bug

[grim edge]

arent u 1000 blitz

it’s a copypasta

[broken portal]

alt

[grim edge]

tf

[broken portal]

approved too so

[grim edge]

is that alt verified by chess.com

i cant understand why someone would want 2 accounts

[grim edge]

oh okay

grinding in one is already pain

[broken portal]

ye i made it and didnt touch it till they reviewed and approved

[white sorrel]

<@&745328830649991179>

[atomic jacinth]

whyyy

pls

[broken portal]

bro wanted attention

[lucid sedge]

What

[grim edge]

lmfao

[atomic jacinth]

well i am banned

[lucid sedge]

Lmao

Venomous are actually a mod

[atomic jacinth]

yay i am banned from chess. com cause some stupid kid snitched on me

well gtg ima just go die now yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[white sorrel]

only in the server not on chess.com

[lucid sedge]

@white sorrel are you a mod

[white sorrel]

is fine dont cry :)

[white sorrel]

no i pinged the mods

[atomic jacinth]

idfc

[floral patrol]

man i wanna have premium

[lucid sedge]

What the lowest ban time

[white sorrel]

ban forever or warn

[atomic jacinth]

yea ur just a kid who likes snitching to other people

[lucid sedge]

Timeout time?

[white sorrel]

why ru crying lol

[atomic jacinth]

sad you got no life and is trying to get someone banned just becase of a joke

sure sure

[drowsy bison]

anyone chess 1v1 for fun

[atomic jacinth]

sure

[white sorrel]

what you're doing is called crying

[floral patrol]

e4

[lucid sedge]

I got banned for not knowing about the holocaust

[drowsy bison]

Make a new account?

[broken portal]

are u ok my guy

[atomic jacinth]

tha f is this

[white sorrel]

bans on discord are ip bans but vpn works

[atomic jacinth]

yea why

[drowsy bison]

How e4 xd

[floral patrol]

e4. now you go

[drowsy bison]

Softether vpn cilent manager

[drowsy bison]

Wait thats black move.. is it?

[broken portal]

@white sorrel W pfp btw

[floral patrol]

at this point idk. you go

[broken portal]

i just finished S2 of it

[drowsy bison]

d4

[foggy anchor]

PTSD

[lucid sedge]

Plz note that I went to school in Mexico and they taught us nothing of the us history so I don't know what happened in ww1 and 2

[white sorrel]

u watched the movie?

[broken portal]

im going to tomorrow

[white sorrel]

imma not spoil

[floral patrol]

do oyu have the analysis board?

[atomic jacinth]

who loves big black men ?

[grim edge]

[drowsy bison]

What?

[grim edge]

me

[broken portal]

u better lol, someone spoiled ONK aswell for me

[floral patrol]

chess.com/analysis

[grim edge]

i love old people

[drowsy bison]

No

[drowsy bison]

From mind

[floral patrol]

oh then im not sure if this is gonna work

[foggy anchor]

School is TERRIBLE for history, they tell a narrow good vs evil version of the events and it avoids the bigger picture

[floral patrol]

are you gonna remember like 30 moves like gothamchess?

[atomic jacinth]

who love big black men

[drowsy bison]

me

[broken portal]

@floral patrol notation chess. e4 go

[lucid sedge]

Mexico they taught us to shoot rifles

[white sorrel]

there will be season 3 featuring manga stories not shown

[broken portal]

when

[floral patrol]

e5

[foggy anchor]

I wouldn't mind that

[broken portal]

i forgot manga got like alot of new things

[broken portal]

nc3

[white sorrel]

wasn't announced

[white sorrel]

edited

[foggy anchor]

I wanted to learn to shoot as a kid but my mother said it was too dangerous ☠️☠️

[atomic jacinth]

lol no

[lucid sedge]

Also @white sorrel can you tell them to unban @your aris

[floral patrol]

Nf6

[broken portal]

f4

[grim edge]

Check out this #chess game: Guest9104178755 vs Guest0240713913 - https://www.chess.com/game/54ea0ed2-2ef3-11ee-a07b-d4047f01000f

[floral patrol]

exf4

[broken portal]

e5

[foggy anchor]

I have a dream where I wake up everyday in a big white mansion in the country and 4 giant black men in maid outfit serve me breakfast

[floral patrol]

Ng8

[broken portal]

nf3

[white sorrel]

going too well for me today

[drowsy bison]

1v1 for fun

[restive storm]

vienna gambit accepted 💀

[broken portal]

wish my games looked like these

[broken portal]

ikr lol, funny stuff

[floral patrol]

Bc5

[broken portal]

d4

[white sorrel]

https://www.chess.com/member/thevenomousx send me req

[broken portal]

ur a streamer?

[white sorrel]

non rated tho

[white sorrel]

yeah

[broken portal]

nice

wanna play a game after his,

[white sorrel]

sure

[drowsy bison]

alr

[floral patrol]

Bf8. im gonna be honest i have no idea what im doing

[white sorrel]

moshi moshi u there?

[broken portal]

bxf4, VG accepted is hard

[drowsy bison]

Done

[broken portal]

d5 is main line

[white sorrel]

send me challenge not friend req

[floral patrol]

Qe7

[drowsy bison]

ohh

[broken portal]

nd5

[grim edge]

n

[broken portal]

ur kinda walking into a trap now

[drowsy bison]

I cant challenge you too little games played how about you challenge me : hunkbeo

[floral patrol]

Qd8

[solar kindle]

chatgpt is learning well

[drowsy bison]

LOL

ke2

[broken portal]

e6

[drowsy bison]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-checkmate-grandmaster-bongcloud-attack-gif-26513624

[floral patrol]

when i try to play chess with gpt it says i used a bishop WHEN I USED A QUEEN

[floral patrol]

dxe6. question are you using memory?

[broken portal]

yes

nxc7

[floral patrol]

BRO YOU GOT POTENTIAL

[white sorrel]

https://play.chess.com/jLWf5 @drowsy bison

[lucid sedge]

Did you know people with no bitches are more likely to loose their queen

[sick current]

sup

[broken portal]

i dont lol but thanks

[floral patrol]

anwyas Ke7

[broken portal]

i just study blindfolded chess

[patent dock]

bored

[broken portal]

nxa8

i forgot what the board looks like now

[sick current]

guys do u think hikaru can be the next world champion

[patent dock]

no

[rose thunder]

no

[lucid sedge]

Omg really

[sick current]

why

[ornate ivy]

Anyone can get community streamer not to hard to get

[patent dock]

he isnt magnus

[broken portal]

what u gotta do, just link?

[ornate ivy]

Because he is washed

[ornate ivy]

Link and stream once lol

[patent dock]

hes washed proceeds to be ranked top 20

[floral patrol]

Qa5+. oh i suggest chess.com/analysis?tab=analysis. aka chess analysis

[broken portal]

doesnt matter how long? LOL

[broken portal]

c3

[patent dock]

10*

[broken portal]

setting it up now lol, i can do 10 moves blind it seems

[floral patrol]

Nd7

[rose thunder]

finally got 2200 puzzle rating back now to grind rapid

[broken portal]

nc7

lookin at position its like +4 for me FEM

[rose thunder]

guys theres a below 1200 rapid tournament

[floral patrol]

Qb6. and oh crap you're a lot better than me

[rose thunder]

should i join it

i think ima join it just to call myself a tournament player

also im bored

[floral patrol]

imagine having 1199 in rapid. youre gonna win i think automatically

[rose thunder]

im 1000

theres 2 100 rated players in here

one of them looks like a cheater but idk

joined 9 days ago

[fickle rampart]

[rose thunder]

Definetlynotharry

[fickle rampart]

do your lessons

[floral patrol]

are you gonna respond?

[rose thunder]

NEVER

[broken portal]

c3

[fickle rampart]

[floral patrol]

no i think you already did do c3

[broken portal]

nope

[rose thunder]

let us battle.

[floral patrol]

this?

[lament wolf]

Hello

[broken portal]

ohh

[fickle rampart]

One does not simply beat Duolingo in a duel

[broken portal]

d5 then

[floral patrol]

i dont even have duolingo. i am safe

[rose thunder]

you underestimate me, spanish bird. i have hundreds of years of experience

[fickle rampart]

[fickle rampart]

[teal dragon]

A circus featuring 2 clowns @teal dragon and @grim edge

[floral patrol]

exd5

[rose thunder]

duolingo vs cartman

[fickle rampart]

[atomic sun]

I can't beat Wally 1800 elo bot

[fickle rampart]

I have the power of the elements

[prime quest]

Is my base really that good no one wants to attack it?

[grim edge]

i am not a clown i prefer the term " peformer "

[rose thunder]

you might have a brain...

[fickle rampart]

I have mastered air earth fire water

[rose thunder]

BUT I HAVE A GUN

[floral patrol]

i jokes on you, i have... the legendary steak.

[atomic sun]

Because u have shield dumb

[prime quest]

Ngl it put on now

[broken portal]

nxd5, fork queen and king

[fickle rampart]

I also have my armada

[prime quest]

Bad timing but i didn’t get attacked for 24h

[twin relic]

nice coc

[floral patrol]

at this point i think im gonna resign

[rose thunder]

over 50 players in this <1200 tourney

[prime quest]

Ik i can see if i got a shield there or not

[broken portal]

+13

[atomic sun]

U get shield after every attack

[fickle rampart]

[floral patrol]

yeah i resign

[broken portal]

nice

i used for the last 4 moves the pgn thing with lines and eval off

[prime quest]

Haha i didn’t attack any1 in 24h tho

And was offline had no battery

[rose thunder]

HANDS ON THE FLOO- I MEAN THE AIR

[rose thunder]

he castin spells

[restive storm]

sveshnikov done

[fickle rampart]

Yes

[atomic sun]

How can I beat 1800 elo bot help me

[rose thunder]

HOLY CRAP

I DIDNT KNOW THERE WERE JUMPSCARES IN CHESS 😭

[atomic sun]

No stockfish

[rose thunder]

i got scared by the sound alert for the tourney

[honest zephyr]

Use komodo

[rose thunder]

somebody has magnus pfp oh sh

[atomic sun]

I use stockfish for analysing only🤓🤓

[atomic sun]

No komodo no cat no fish

[atomic sun]

No zero also

[teal dragon]

Catfish

[lucid sedge]

You have been noodle fishing?

[cloud garnet]

[grim edge]

Ok

[honest zephyr]

Then use a torch to find dark squared bishops

[atomic sun]

Which bot u can beat ?

[grim edge]

i sure love stik

[teal dragon]

My grandma called me skinny and now im self conscious

[grim edge]

its always the grandmas

[atomic sun]

Send me ur photo

[lucid sedge]

Aren't we all

[grim edge]

we should stand up against grandmas

[cloud garnet]

@atomic sun 100 ello easy

[keen parrot]

you are fat

[teal dragon]

Like nudes?!!

[atomic sun]

Anything u like

[grim edge]

obviously

[cloud garnet]

On the 10th try tho@atomic sun

[atomic sun]

?

[teal dragon]

Ok 😳😳😳dont leak them tho

[atomic sun]

I will not send them toanyone other than my eyes

[lucid sedge]

Leak them

Do it

[normal thunder]

is it allowed to stream rapid games without emotes only?

[grim edge]

[wicked nest]

babies will sleep pretty easily when you continuously smack their diapers... i wonder if that also works for more matured women

[rose thunder]

do i have to manually continue my tournament thing by looking for a new game

[covert arch]

📮 AMONG US

[keen parrot]

hi chat

[rose thunder]

hi tilt

[teal dragon]

Nawwww im nervous 🙈🙈

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

[atomic sun]

But they don't wear diapers🤓🤓

[keen parrot]

what is chat on rn

[teal dragon]

Bro says the darnest shit

[grim edge]

hi chat you're here again

[rose thunder]

tilt help me pls

[keen parrot]

you again

[grim edge]

wtf why are u always here

touch some grass

[keen parrot]

no you are always here tf

i just joined

[teal dragon]

@server_mods!!! Grooming!!!!

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

huh wtf

[covert arch]

[teal dragon]

[grim edge]

my honest reaction

[bitter lodge]

💀

[keen parrot]

are you sending or asking for her to send

[normal thunder]

someone wants to play hand and brain?

[atomic sun]

Asking

[bitter lodge]

???

[grim edge]

he's asking for her

girl read carefully smh

[atomic sun]

Yes brother

[quiet imp]

how do you know it's a "her" though?

[teal dragon]

slayy ive been upgraded to her

[normal thunder]

come to the channel

[grim edge]

we know its a her

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179> asking for noods

[teal dragon]

[grim edge]

slayyy unruly queens✨

[keen parrot]

had to fkn censor nuuds

[teal dragon]

Nahhh bro snitchin

[grim edge]

@keen parrot we got new name btw

[bitter lodge]

Is this not a brilliant?

[hasty iris]

what did i just walk into

[keen parrot]

hm?

[grim edge]

unruly queens ✨

chatgpt suggested this

[rose thunder]

so in a tournament do i have to wait for other players to finish their games or can i just play another game??

[keen parrot]

unruly queens ✨

[covert arch]

very cool move

[keen parrot]

i like it

[bitter lodge]

I agree

[grim edge]

fr its life changing

[hasty iris]

what kind of tournament

[quiet imp]

yes, it is

[bitter lodge]

Yessssss I knew it

[rose thunder]

its a 1200 rapid tournament idfk

[keen parrot]

ofc

[hasty iris]

i mean is it an arena or swiss

[grim edge]

bright blue taking over chat

[rose thunder]

i think when i click the tournament it brings me to swiss

[keen parrot]

yellow and red need to stand their ground

[hasty iris]

pretty sure for swiss u can go play another while u want but dont miss your pairing

for arena of course not

[grim edge]

slayyy

[hasty iris]

not sure tho

[teal dragon]

Shit>>>

[quiet imp]

click the resign button bro

[grim edge]

mud green should jump off

[keen parrot]

the shit piss and blood alliance

[grim edge]

he wont stand a chance

[teal dragon]

@mods

[quiet imp]

or get that pawn promoted

[grim edge]

it wont let me

[grim edge]

dont do me like that queen

[atomic sun]

There is no option to run so sacrifice urself

[grim edge]

smh we're the unruly queens✨

[rose thunder]

i mean like do i have to wait for my next pairing if so i dont want to play a game until that

[grim edge]

i beat a 1400 one game and drew him in the other

[teal dragon]

rainbow kink

[quiet imp]

It'll only take around 17 moves to promote that pawn, go for it

[keen parrot]

[bitter lodge]

And ur not even 1k???

[grim edge]

im 1000 rapid

[atomic sun]

Say long live motherland and die for her

[rose thunder]

1000s can be pretty strong

[bitter lodge]

Ohhh I see

[rose thunder]

for what they are

[teal dragon]

Funny a mod still hasnt shown up

[bitter lodge]

Ikk

[hasty iris]

yeah you have to wait for everyone to be done their round, i think youre able to play another game on the side but maybe to be safe dont

[grim edge]

they prolly decided to have a life

[quiet imp]

yea, never underestimate the 1k's

[grim edge]

i think i can beat u tbh

[bitter lodge]

You probably can

[atomic sun]

Cap🧢

[grim edge]

wanna see

[bitter lodge]

Ehh

[hasty iris]

every time ive lost to under 1k has been a stockfish user

[bitter lodge]

Suuuure I guessss

[teal dragon]

Funny joke

[grim edge]

fr laugh.

[stuck kestrel]

I lost to a 300 once.

[grim edge]

send me a link bud

[hasty iris]

[rose thunder]

i lost to a 500 yesterday we both had shtty play rating

[bitter lodge]

I'll send the challenge since I have ur user

[atomic sun]

Let me break ur confidence
- 800 elo player

[grim edge]

@hasty iris

[stuck kestrel]

yeah but u lost cuz ur just trash

[grim edge]

best win 1800

[quiet imp]

that 94% accuracy sounds too high for a 643 elo...

[rose thunder]

correct

[stuck kestrel]

how has the progress been going student

[grim edge]

ok

[bitter lodge]

Yeah you're def gonna best me

[teal dragon]

66.7% timeout flag god

[grim edge]

the 1800 lost by checkmate btw

[quiet imp]

I like honest guys like you

[hasty iris]

i left for 10 seconds and came back to 3 pings

[atomic sun]

Why do u support ukraine

[grim edge]

it was 10 minutes ago

[stuck kestrel]

?

[hasty iris]

u can add me sjbfan on cc. i gtg have lunch

[rose thunder]

theyre being illegally invaded 👍

[stuck kestrel]

[atomic sun]

Why do u support ukraine

[stuck kestrel]

honest ducks*

[stuck kestrel]

why do u think i support ukraine?

[rose thunder]

Duckbraham Lincoln

[grim edge]

i didnt get the game inv

[stuck kestrel]

i never said i did

[atomic sun]

U are indian still u support ukraine

[teal dragon]

Pakistan

[stuck kestrel]

1. Im not indian
2. Untrue

[rose thunder]

ur that one fella who made chat mad by making it seem like u support russia in the war

[stuck kestrel]

Who told u that and also i dont wanna discuss politics

[atomic sun]

Bro u are indian u said yesterday

[charred surge]

blud gave up

[bitter lodge]

Send ur user again pls, I can't find ittt

[grim edge]

liquidloggin

[stuck kestrel]

no i didnt lol

[quiet imp]

Is that a wrong thing ?

[teal dragon]

Blud bullyin

[bitter lodge]

Aightt

[charred surge]

frfr

wait but clyde is white

[atomic sun]

Bro yesterday u were talking Hindi and saying u are indian now u are saying I'm not indian

[rose thunder]

nah clyde a freak for that one

[atomic sun]

Very wrong

[teal dragon]

HOW DO I TALK TO CLYDE

[stuck kestrel]

i was talking in hindi but im not indian.

and i never said i support ukraine too

Are you tripping

[charred surge]

every time u make a server theres a chance for clyde to be in it. afterwards u can start dming him by pressing on him and dm him through his profile

[rose thunder]

he supports russia in the war so hes sensitive to anything ukraine related

[teal dragon]

Ok

[atomic sun]

So u are from poor pakistan

[stuck kestrel]

i didnt say anything ukraine related though

[rose thunder]

exactly 💀

[stuck kestrel]

Will you shut up before i ping server mod

[atomic sun]

Ur of said it

[stuck kestrel]

of?

[inland shore]

I didn't understand a single shit of this puzzle

[grim edge]

just randomly he comes or u have to invite him in the server?

[teal dragon]

Wait theres only a chance

[atomic sun]

Profile*

[teal dragon]

Bro is this pokemon

[stuck kestrel]

where

[teal dragon]

Walk into the grass for a chance to encounter clyde

[atomic sun]

I'm just asking are u from Pakistan?

[charred surge]

no bro lets say when u make a server ok? theres a 5% chance for clyde to be there

[quiet imp]

logic left the chat 💀

[stuck kestrel]

why do i have the support ukraine role and how to remove it

??

[atomic sun]

U will see no indian supporting ukraine

[teal dragon]

Just gimme his @

[grim edge]

then ill just keep making private servers

[charred surge]

he doesnt have one

[teal dragon]

Die

[stuck kestrel]

i accidentally added it

it gone now

[atomic sun]

Chess.com is imposing us to support ukraine

[keen parrot]

i had it from a group chat

[rose thunder]

my hand is over the mod ping button rn if this guy doesnt stop

[charred surge]

i dont support ukraine

[stuck kestrel]

No i accidentally clicked on it while choosing roles

[charred surge]

btw why isnt there a russia supporting role?

[atomic sun]

Chess.com has only added Ukrainian pawn not russian pawn

[atomic sun]

Chad

[charred surge]

fr :(

[stuck kestrel]

start a petition

[teal dragon]

@clyde

[keen parrot]

russia invaded ukraine, invasions are bad

[charred surge]

hes not here

[lyric hemlock]

Wrong! am from India and Russia can suck it for its actions vs Ukraine

[fast void]

e

[charred surge]

one second lemme invite u to my server with clyde in it

[stuck kestrel]

how ironic

[grim edge]

fr

[teal dragon]

Wildest dreams!!! Valid

[keen parrot]

how is it ironic

[stuck kestrel]

arent u from sweden?

[keen parrot]

i live in sweden

[stuck kestrel]

have u not studied about the past of nato

[keen parrot]

sweden is not in nato?

[grim edge]

interesting

[atomic sun]

Dumb

[keen parrot]

are you dumb

[stuck kestrel]

Its closely related

[keen parrot]

?????

[stuck kestrel]

Its allies with most nato countries

[grim edge]

i beat an 1130 too

[rose thunder]

<@&745328830649991179> pls deal with this guy causing drama

[keen parrot]

invasions are bad.

[atomic sun]

I just said dumb

[stuck kestrel]

btw sweden is kinda in nato but not officially, google it

[atomic sun]

Nothing else

[stuck kestrel]

they did sign an alliance

[rose thunder]

you 100% are causing unnecessary drama

[keen parrot]

bro i dont have to google it, i know the situation

smh

[median lance]

General chat trying not to have an argument for 1 minute (it's impossible)

[stuck kestrel]

Whos arguing

[rose thunder]

me, not trying to tho

[strange skiff]

yikes

[rose thunder]

just trying to not have somebody make people mad

[white meadow]

Looking for 700-800 rated people to play against!

[strange skiff]

yall arguing about nato?

[keen parrot]

i just said russia invading ukraine was bad and this dude hit me with "but akshually these people are invading too" like yeah both are bad

[strange skiff]

[stuck kestrel]

arguing is not the right word

more so , discussing?

[strange skiff]

it is bad you’re right good morning btw

[keen parrot]

good morning, slept well?

[charred surge]

hi anitta

[rose thunder]

russia man called somebody dumb for supporting ukraine and being indian

[stuck kestrel]

pretty much every country is bad

[strange skiff]

who

[keen parrot]

government*

[grim edge]

sup gentlemen

[charred surge]

i support russia not ukraine but i wouldnt take it this far 😭

[rose thunder]

@atomic sun

[grim edge]

coffee

[stuck kestrel]

well yeah

[grim edge]

is making me EUPHORIC

[keen parrot]

a country is more like its people

imo

[strange skiff]

oh nudes guy? yeah hes locked out already

pick a struggle

[grim edge]

what

[stuck kestrel]

doubt

[grim edge]

hold on elaborate what did i misss

[keen parrot]

eh its just my definition

[median lance]

Oof he got muted

[strange skiff]

dude is racist and supports war AND a creep smh

[grim edge]

why do stuff happen only when i am not online

[rose thunder]

why do u not ban him already lol

[strange skiff]

yeah dont ask for nudes here theres kids