#💬〡general-off-topic
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Not you 💀
now danya is winning the match tho

chess is for nerds
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no have you seen the clip
I don’t really like people babbling about stuff that they themselves are not better at
nice blitz rating
I knew it was sarcasm
ikr
hikaru said bye bye danya
He asked for help I provided it
Those are all chess ideas
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rude
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2100 when
you don’t have to be titled to have your opinions
I'm wrong for giving advice when he asked me about pawn structures
at least you tried lol
dude
And he's 1400 he alr knows IQP
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im 1600
how did the luky vs moon goght end
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bongcloud best opening
Imagine
based
1600 > 2303

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how’d you know
Yes.
Exposed
Just a guess
even if it was white turn black has an advantage
man’s got the sixth sense
no it is an immediate win for white
@worn ice DUDE IM 900 ELO WTF IS U ON????
Albert is on cracks
so he’s kinda high rn
bongcloud best opening
ong🙏
bro failed no poop july
Try disconnecting and connecting account again
fr
Technetium
Since when is a discovered attack considered brilliant? It's a pretty simple tatic lol, it's not really a piece sacrifice either because you win the queen
ye boncloud opening takes the advantage in endgame because king is more active 💀
/connect
Praise the brilliant move 
???
bro getting more brilliants than me while being a 400
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GUYS, 2 more days for no poop july, STAY HARD BROTHERS!!🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥
Ive been pooping everyday
90% of the time it's those when I get them
Me when no poop July
el papi
I've only really made one move that I would consider to be a really good sacrifice
nice.........amazing.....fantastic!!!!!
that wasn't a discovered attack on a queen or something stupid
L >>>> DANGAROPA
damn i see
pov: you sacrifice your king 4 games in a row
Do you want the brilliant move or not 💀
yes but chess.cum is still stupid for giving that a !!

Das some excuses
Finally someone here realized how dumb cc Brilliant moves label are 💀
They literally give !! to a two moves tactics
Still unmanned I was gone for 24 hour cus I said a joke
Btw I literally entered endgame in 5 minutes otb
Someone play me on lichess
And they took it seriously
Berlin endgame moment
Didn’t levy make an entire video about it already
I got permanently banned on the lichess discord
ok
It’s not even theory I just decided to trade everything
why?
I don't watch Levy
i have a question
Preaching capitalism probably
I was playing for draw but he blundered so I’ll take it
Dm me I can't say it here
I didn't even know that was a thing lol
yo whats up
okay bet
It’s very dead
I'm the first
You got children in the basement?
u watch cote?
NAHHH I JUST GOT TWO 6 WIN STREAKS IN A ROW
I said that as a joke
Yeah I do, writing a story/fanfic about it too
IM ACTUALLY INSANE 🔥🔥
Not 12 skill issue
I’d get a 12 loss streak in a row
Try 28
kinda ironic how koji solos stockfish
dam
True, bro is a god
I had like a 5-25 run or smth I think
bro had arisu thinking for minutes
why is it in chinese
im so confused
True
👍
and it was so bad tsukishiro had to sabotage bro
most knowledgeable american
Chinese, Japanese and Korean alphabets have huge difference😭
🇰🇷
That’s North Korea ain’t it Americans
Btw how's it going everyone 
LOL Real tho
what made u start chess tho, was it the novels
Winning a queen is apparently a miss lol
Nah, I’ve been playing Chess before I found COTE
whats the best
i rage quit on league then started chess
Done that too, winning free rook is a miss. Apperently I have to give a check first then take rook 💀
i see
I see, Im a Rocket League/Rainbow Six Player
Could this chat be normal
but i was reading ln i saw them playing chess
Ne4? Qxb2 Rd1
@grim edge want a game?
but its wierd how chess players are kinda nerdy
we are?
What
Stop, why disrespect 
I dont think most chess plagers are nerds but alright
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 f5 4. d4 fxe4 5. Nxe5 d5 6. Bb5 Qd6 7. Bf4 a6 8. Bxc6+ bxc6 9. g3 Be7 10. Nf7 Qb4+ 11. c3 Qxb2 12. Nxh8 Qxa1 13. Qc2 Rb8 14. O-O Rb2 15. Qa4 Rxb1 16. Qxc6+ Bd7 17. Qa8+ Bd8 18. Rxb1 Qxb1+ 19. Kg2 Bh3+ 20. Kxh3 Qf1+ 21. Kg4 Nf6+ 22. Kh4 Nh5+ 23. Kg4 Qe2+ 24. Kh3 Nxf4+ 25. gxf4 Qf3#
Should have mate with knights
He was so kind in chatbox so I sent him rematch and then resigned after e4 e5
bros magestic
want a rematch
50 move rule
how many moves do u need to mate with 3 knights
its not letting me accept
No more face reveal
anyway who knows how to checkmate with knight bishop
Hi girlies
Wut
but look at anna cramling, she is a skeleton or gotham chess they said it themselves they were fat at some point
Trans 
3 knights? 💀Aw hell nah I would draw it with 50 move rule anyway

3 knights is required to force mate
U are ugly
Transformer
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Ye
Im optimus prime
U r low rated
And stop playing scolars mate 😭
I need to block some more people here again
Helo moon
Bruh I am 1500

bro 💀
Hey
Guys im actually 800 real
Go learn theory
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@teal dragon @teal dragon play with me
I’m 400 bullet
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Tilt goes hard 
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/profile not working 😭
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This is an account I made yesterday 💀
To play people here

Check my game 
Nvm
Hi
Ok 👌😭
U will never understand
Alr 😭👌
Skull
What
Ok 💀👌
are u a nerd
Are you 14?
What are you on…
90% of them are
√14

nope
Who will play with me :///
Yeah, you’re like the best example
Unrated? Rapid 15+10?
Ok
Send me ur username
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nah moon u rlly gon let them lay smoke on u like that
Here’s the difference I’m on discord to make money, your here because you have no life
Don't skull me :))
Shi tragic moon got herself a new patek
500$ so far
via coaching ?
Another 300 from twitch
Tournaments mainly but also coaching
Gibe me soms
oh ok
You got plenty of way to promote your coaching, no need for discord and I don’t think when you’re casually talking here you are making money but sure
Shush

But i guess my fault for having free time, must be hard to be a full time chess coach
Is coaching important?
Must be hard being hard stuck under 2k
@upbeat viper give me ‹0 role
NAHHHHHH shot fired moon is smoking his pack
Ohk @graceful lintel
there's no such role
Wait lmfao your not even 1k blitz or bullet
If you’re happy to be over 2k good for you buddy
Aight I’m sorry I’m not even gonna argue with you now I just feel bad
Can u actually request custom role in here? 
NAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, moon calm down on civilians
I understand your just trying to compensate to which I respect that
Im sure you’re chess is a great long term way to make money
Good luck in your endeavors son
Bast ban cursing 🥱
hi basty
bro is not insulting, bro is making amends
@teal dragon let ivy eat smh
hi d4 cursed player

Then make that role then give me
Fr tho I didn’t realize he was hard stuck at 800 I genuinely feel bad now
nah
💀 ☠️
@graceful lintel send challenge
I mean here you can get timed out for pretty much anything
@grim edge accept
ye like having no life
like bro "im 14" what insult is that
Not an insult, just sounds like you are
But i mean my bad if you thought that was an insult lmao
you were like that 4 yrs ago
and youre letting moon smoke you bro like you trippin
Nuh uh
Mods would mute me for the slightest thing
wth you skipped 14
Hibernated for 13 and 14 real
like being hardstuck under 2k, i mean i cant talk abt elo but atleast im occupied with other activities
hmm
first messag e i read
ive got unrivaled flagging skills
hi duck i have a headache
me too
Keep thinking you’re better than everyone buddy
i should sleep
but i had fried chicken earlier
Which one
dude fried chicken is the peak of human innovation
can i have some??????
i will die. without fried chicken
Nah jit chubby
never said i was but it really goes to show that even moon can walk all over you
its actually so good like they have to be putting crack in jt or something
and she got smoked last night
duck plsss
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did she?
Expound
THOU SHALT EXPOUND
How did I get smoked?
only 60 off peak now who thinks i got 2k soon
I exhorteth thee
wait did you win or did luky win
Me
You literally assumed I don’t so anything besides chess when saying “at least Im occupied with other activities” but sure
Me
Smh
thou shalt discurse on thy experiences
fr? everyone said luky
Anyways im going to sleep, gn
Why u mad cuh
Everyone who has the brain the size of a peanut
theres was no winning lmao that entire argument was dumb
Accurate
oh shit u can see what im saying????
Whispy I’m unblocking you for that comment
Awww
isnt a mouse's brain larger htan that
Exactly
can u speak in victorian english for the next few minutes i found that very funny
entertaining tho but at the end of the day CANADA IS 🔛 🔝 🇨🇦 🗣️ 🔥
do one better speak to the tone of beowulf
CANADA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
True!!!
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thine imprecations insulteth mine intellect, cur
The entire argument was on based on the fact that I didn’t ping 1.5k people for a national holiday 💀. Brain dead activity
the average canadian has 200 iq
what holiday was it
Canada day or whatever dominion day? Idk I’m not Canadian
too young for beowulf
If I didn't live in Canada the average would be 100
nahh it got turned into an argument abt canadian independence day by some randos, u guys were arguing over smth else
if u get what i mean
That wus 1st july or around then
Oh I forget
lol an american national holiday proly
omg can i have some iq points pls :ppppp
bro thats everyone in canada
Ohhhh wait
WAIT , YOU SHARED YOUR IQ
No I remember, she said my servers dead and no one is in it, mainly because she is salty 
U idiot @graceful lintel
it is average
@grim edge u played like a absolutely piece of sh-
Go learn theory
U shouldn't disrespect others
Imagine disrespecting a player then getting destroyed on move number 7 💀💀
I was up +5 on move number 15
Yall stoopid
💀
TYSM
@ornate ivy are you e4 or d4
no i mean the current average iq of canada is 200 but if i didnt live in canada then it would be 100
who
Looks like someome is angry after getting destroyed
cuz my iq is like really high
That shit opening no one playes
E4 obviously
learn theory? how do you remember it
No ur knowledge is sh
Rip I was looking for some practice against d4
Bro said the average is 200 would be 100 without him so he has combined iq of like everyone in canada 💀💀💀
agreed i didnt get good grades
my opponent just completely blundered mate i got 2k in the bag
I never saw that shit
I can get you someone what rating do you want? 2600+?
ye obv. thts luky💀
Hanging pawns is best for theory
i dotn really watch vidoes
shout out to moon for scolling through alla for screenshots
Dude just accept u got destroyed 💀💀😭
Go learn theory nub
heck ya she is right u dont 1v1 me
Eh just 2200+ basically, I’m still learning a new defense against it so I’ll lose to anyone at my strength or above
@ornate ivy yo stop digging up old skeletons 😭
Nah i hâve them saved lmao I posted them yesterday
waves
Rematch
you did indeed
im sleepy rn
Then use lichess or chess.com database
Wait lemme ping you
And getting crushed isn’t as helpful as playing a competitive match
Wth is ths
caro kann on top
lichess ^^^^^^
or... not learn theory 😄
@hallow mirage bourgeois scum
I was on break 😭
I only played because u were disrespecting me I ain't playing again 💀
Go learn theory
.
Sorry mb
Oh this again
even chesskid is better than lichess
📈
oh wow i am losing hope in the iq of humanity
U nub u were playing nonsense opening that no one plays
Didn’t she call moon club dead server?
cause youve only played one of those and it aint lichess bro 😭
Hi Chat
What do you mean I was playing some non sense opening? U got destroyed on move number 5
Like just imagine 💀
i would die for lichess
Because no one plays that
insert the 2550 estimate i got in bullet
avg. do better
Blunder
@last verge when r u gonna be an IM
i got 2800 in blitz against @restive storm
@last verge teach me ches
im going for NM before i graduate hs
@last verge @last verge teach me chess
not the freaking Bxh3 💀
Yea lmao
gn guys remember 🇨🇦 🔛 🔝 🔥 🔥 🔥 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
dude i fit the asian stereotype so bad im going for a chess title, black belt, national math competition, and maybe some instrument thing
Bxh3!!
Ew still in hs
U r trying to change topic just accept u got destroyed on move number 5
U played like a 800 who premoves opening 😭
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
send me a friend request if you agree
Do you have a buzzcut
wait which math competition @last verge
are you in US
ok but I had a 100% accuracy game against you in our next match
dont doxx yourself
ye 🦅 🔥 🍔
my mom used to give me buzzcuts but i got better
AMC AIME?
i already made AIME a few times im going for USAMO and hopefully MOP
wtf USAMO
Istg every asian under 16 has a buzz
duck holy shit how good at math are you????
im hoping to get to the aime this year 😭 THATS MY GOAL ONLY
im average
tho i am trying for the ioaa
I am god
i threw so hard on aime this year i got like 6 💀
In math
OMG DID U WIN
I already said that 7 times and I'm gonna say one more try
Imagine getting destroyed on move number 5 💀😭
U shouldn't have disrespect me on chat 😭
Go learn how to behave
duck theres a point where modesty goes from alr to obnoxious 😭
I fall from 920 elo to 830 elo in 2 days
F
"a few times" uhhh that's not easy for me lol
the best i've done when practicing previous ones is 11/15 i did so bad in real life
duck get olympiad gold !!
On move number 5 😭
Idk why he was disrespect me on chat 💀
DUCK ILL SEE U IN AIME THIS YEAR
Shut up idiot when did I asked you
💀 I WISH
💪💪💪
LES GOOO
Av 12 y/o behaviour after getting destroyed 😭
to get olympiad gold u gotta be like. pascal level genius by age 6
i have the math skills to make it but its just so nerve wracking because i always mess up a few times in real competition
What is your address
Ceo of
is best person ever
New achievement unlocked: destroying trash talker
o_0
Mad cuz bad
the earliest example i have of being good at math is doing square roots in kindergarten and my parents discussing me getting moved up a grade a few years later
Shmanderlemdersmrender
try solving more problems 👍 hope this helps!
sicilian defense specific lines I have studied put into a document
Of course ud understand :DD
Thx for all your hard work :) i appreicate it
honestly doing more practice is good though and i read some aops books and do some practice
I don't even know how I'm going to remember all this stuff 💀
whimsy did you do mathcounts
I wallicope
no i went to a tiny ass middle school and had no idea they existed 😭

;-;
Tiny ass 🧐🧐🧐
i only found out abt competitive math like last year
i have beef with mathcounts i never made nationals
true, im like that
Oops i forgor the h
im trying for this astronomy olympiad rn also
🤓
tbh astrophysics is more fun than olympiad math imo
i remember i thought i was good at math in 6th grade and i did ass at mathcounts so next year i swept my chapter and got 2nd in state countdown
Fax
Stfu
Maths is so ass
but in 8th grade covid hit
didnt make nationals on the online thingy
OH U WANNA FIND THE FIRST SEVEN MERSENNE PRIME MULTIPLES OF THIS QUADRILATERAL QUOTIENT? HOW ABT FINDING THE WEIGHT OF A STAR 😭
Like u :((


just get to usamo ez
why don't you compute the adams-novikov spectral sequence over a crystalline cohomology
novikov was a genius 😭
don't nerd react me we're talking about great mathematics
Just like the volume×density of hydrogen

soviets had some cool mathematicians
i just learned this derivation abt like the bohr classical model of the atom it was great
The gold foil experiment?
NIKOLAI LOBACHEVSKY 💪💪💪💪
surface integral with upward orientation over a conservative vector field
did u do aime
they talked about this during my chem class but sadly didn't go into detail it seemed really interesting
nooo like the angular momentum of an atom is quantized, which leads to a bunch of rly interesting properties
yeah i made aime in 8th grade and this year too
missed it in freshman year because i'm a bot
Chat too nerd
i hate. hate. surface integrals
i always see them and i never know how to use them. i should learn tbh
my mvc final is in a few days im gonna die 💀 i don't remember any of this shit
nice
Hii
asian surely
hahahahaha gl :pppp
hii
Hey
kek check language roles
I'm new
ofc
i love astrophysics textbooks bc they always use basic ass language and then drop the most ferocious integral of ur life
Wanna improve
Bing chillin
bing chilling
NOTICE ME
john xina
after 4 years i finally learned what the integral with the circle in it means
IN BEIJING
super idol
Super idol de xiao rong
i never will 😎
Yayyy :>
beijing corn
REAL
integrating over a closed region in a vector field i think
Also I have been drinking muhck
what is that
no u
lol me too i get emotional when i drink
there was this cool explanation for why u can model planets as point masses which used them, so i wanna learn surface integrals
Xua hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiaooo
Hello my student
😭😭😭
srsly tho the sky is so interesting. like there is so much going on
hi coach
Understandable
yeah gravitational attraction being modeled with a vector field is one of the main applications they talked about and i wanted to look into it more
least sky obsessed gen z teen
the wildest thing was that Newton somehow just intuited that u could do it that way
im a newton stan ong
integrals dirivatives and logarithms.........
developed calculus of variations IN ONE NIGHT so hot
idk i just wanted to say something
all the great mathematicians scare me like how do you guys think all those thoughts without being under the influence of psychedelics
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1. e4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. Nc3 Nf6 5. d4 Bg4 6. Be2 Nc6 7. O-O e6 8. Bg5 Be7 9. Bxf6 Bxf6 10. Ne5 Bxe2 11. Qxe2 Nxd4 12. Qd3 Bxe5 13. Rfe1 Bf6 14. Nb5 Nc6 15. b3 Bxa1 16. Rxa1 O-O 17. g4 a6 18. Nd4 Nxd4 19. Qxd4 Rc8 20. c3 Re8 21. h4 Qxh4 22. f3 e5 23. Qxd5 Rxc3 24. Qxb7 Qh3 25. Rf1 Rc2 26. Rf2 Rc1+ 27. Rf1 Rxf1#
Blud talking in ching cheng hanji
xue hua piao piao
this gotta be racist
Newton after discovering if you dont move a thing it doesnt move 🗿
who was the guy who invented quaternions? Hamilton? he must been on smth 😭
im sorry i dissapointed you father...........😢 😭
I ment the song 😭😭😭 yk with tom spinning on the record
shit scares me negl 😭
dude duck have u heard of Emily Noether??????
That was actually the xue hua piao piao song but okay
sounds familiar
Ik >:(
she explained like, the reasons for conservation laws in terms of symmetry. HOW DO U THINK OF THAT????
I've been waiting for someone to play the damiano defense so I could play the knight sacrifice and for the first time someone did it and I'm completely winning lol
like if conservation of energy wasnt real, the laws of physics would change over time
I am fluent in ching cheng hanji language
oh and they resigned
YEAH I REMEMBER I READ AN ARTICLE ABOUT HER A WHILE AGO
who wants a free chess lesson just enter my white van real quick!!!

Its not even the best move 🗣️ 🔥
EINSTEIN wrote her obituary 😭 can u imagine????
no candy?
idk i just wanna come up with some crazy math stuff
but the best i can do is some aime problems
sigma notation for sigma males
duck u got a ferocious toolset. just start asking questions until there are no more answers
then build from there
very funny move
if that's a real brilliant, im going to quit playing on chess.com
idk i love physics sm im such a nerd 😭😭😭😭😭
lmao huh
the earth is spherical or flat, its a triangle!!!!trust
It's kinda like the traxler or something
earth isnt real btw
it's just a well known trap
oh yeah i forgor
ok, im on my way to deleting my cc account
wow do u have ur chess.com in cipher????
bro who just challenged me
ur so good that he knew he was lost before he even made his first move
Well if they take the knight you win the rook through an eventual fork
Ching chong bing bong ping pong sing song
that mysterious string of characters u have as ur win message
im going to be playing on lichess from now on
OH NO A MOD
Your so good teach me
french ?
i once drew my 1700 elo friend with the damiano, after he used 5 takebacks
n
the french cipher? is that like the playfair?
❤️
i already have a research internship going on but i just wanna get something named after me or something crazy
or the vignere?
🤔
vignere cipher my beloved
basts refusing to rise to the bait 😭
what da hell are you talking about
vignere cipher is mediocre RSA ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
instead of taking the knight, Ne7 was probably better
Yasss
isn't it Qe7
The best move is queen e7
Idk I played Ne7 against my friend and won
Blud thinks hes the main character
It's technically my win because he used 5 takebacks
you want some bat soup for lunch?
mmmm bats
Bastoura!!!! Hiiii
💀
Ommm bat water for dinner
crazy that it took me almost a full year to beat my first titled player and then two months later i beat 7 in a 30-day span
our diets consist of mainly rice and occasionally dogs if we can find some in the wild
dont forget dumplings
W
french people only eat frogs' legs, so wasteful, why not the whole thing?
i hate math what the ftuck is a binormal vector
nerd
Ong
anyone else eat cats for breakfast?
Go solve your own problems math
to solve your maths, just eat cats and dumplings
u know who else was hot? godel
FinAlly i reach 1000elo
disproved like 40 years of mathematical effort in like 2 papers
he did actually especially their eyeballs
Finger
In my
fermats last theorem
i hate it. sm
he should eat all of it, don't be wasteful
mumbles something incoherent about invariants and algebra
updated sicilian defense specific lines put into a document
Hii
idek what i variants r 😭 ik hilbert worked with them tho
i'm going to play 1. d4
hi new im whismy
hi dad
Wait nvm no ty its like 2 pixel res
alright
It's for white btw so doesn't matter
😁😁
ok
you're not welcome
clean ur room son
💀
No thx
cant im reviewing for my mvc exam rn
the angle between two vectors
its only calculus with like other variables. ez
i think its costheta=a dot b/|a||b|
Hmm
its just lines?
chess opening theory
just draw a line, complete the triangle, use law of cosines ez
too much work
🤓🤓
dot product faster
nooo its ez. my way is better bc i invented ot
This isn't a math server you know 😒
we rarely talk about chess
now it is 😈
Big Yellow Boat
the greatest could have been of math was blaise pascal tbh
ommm cheesewater for dinner
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make a treatise at 16 years old abt conic sections then get obsessed with spiritualism. iconic
You're that dude that Starky timed out 
HI NEUROOOOOOOOOOO
he banned me
r u still banned?
You did it twice, lmao. Pog
not because I pinged everyone and sent a paragraph about brilliant moves but because I pinged @here right before he timed me out for an hour
Dead chat, glad everyone touching grass
Ya
Then improve
Then I will
🥹
💀
Thanks
you're welcome

I wonder how you'll make use of this prep I have sent you (you can't)
how do i learnt he vienna
Is ICBM gambit good at 700elo
or any new openings

it gets hard to learn
He's ur coach?
i would say improve ur game, gambits r not worth it, except vienna gambit and dutch
Nop 🥹
I am not coaching anyone
Sadge
😭
true
Sed 🥹 fr
So I will learn Vienna from Gotham chess
u r 2200 player, u can coach people
especially beginners
Guys I am saying this pls do not post any ip grabber. They banned me for 1 week. But I did get someone's ip
I probably could but I choose not to
but first focus on ur middlegame and endgames
openings is last
Hmm
Why tf ur not banned
then what is the point of reach 2200? u could stream, make yt videos, go to tourneys, etc
I was banned lol wait ima search for sc
I play chess for fun
???
2 brilliant moves in one game 
Use 20 40 40
20% time on opening
40% on middle
40% on end game
Why does it say spoiler😑
You don't need to learn endgame if u lose at middlegame
Strat, saves time
I got 2 brilliant in one game when I was 900


Gg nice
I got my first when I was 350 or smth
Well I can't send here
Click on spoiler
I did
Sad for me I was never 350 🥹
Everyone starts from 0
Here I also made someone say that he is gay so he was saying me to delete it
I did from 900 💀
Nah, I start from 800 the moment I touch chess
You can do that ?
Not really struggling until 1000
I was stuck at 900 for half month and then sky rocketed my ratings to 1100 in 2 months
Yea 💀
Basically I said him to say yes to the message "do you love your parents" to which he replied yes and then I edited my message and wrote do you love big black men
I start taking chess seriously 2 month ago
Next hard stuck when 
Stonks nice
If you can beat the 1500 elo bot does that mean you're 1500 elo
At 1400 it's been 2 months wth
I reached 1500 then but got back to 1430 tilting hard 🥹
no because bots are not accurate representations of players
Now don't say magus Carlson was a gm at 13
also 1500 players will lose to low elo players occasionally if they play overconfidently/blunder hard in a critical moment
Nah 1000 rated player can beat 1500 bot
Fr 😭
I'm about to hit 500 again
Stonks 👽
Good for u
If they play the moves to the best ability of a 1500 elo wouldn't they be accurate
It's been so long since I was almost 600 lol. Then I just kinda sucked for a while
Theyd be setting the standard for that elo
1500 is not even good, I still often hanging pieces
Because unlike players they can't make blunders that are below their level
I hug queen on move number 4 onces

Hug your queen, slayyy 💅
Cya
I'm 410 elo and I beat the 1600 bot
I laughed so hard then cried for 25 mins
That shouldn't be possible if I'm actually 410 elo
I'm 1500 I beat ding lein
Advanced level bot is bad
Now this is good 
if you're seriously trying to improve you're better off not playing against bots
humans don't play like bots and vice versa
Bot sometimes plays very weird, I once beat Li in like 25 moves because she blunders her rook early game for no reason. Next time I rematch, I need 72 tryhards sweaty focus chess.
I should become world champion 🥶

What rating did the bot play like?
3000
Yeah that's true. I've had advanced bots blunder their queen in 4 moves
I find the bots more challenging than players at my elo
then you're overrated
Bro, can you beat engine level 25? (ELO 3200)
Jk ding bot played like a 1200
Do you suggest I should just keep playing ranked till I get an appropriate ranking
Ofc I can 
No, you're just that good 💅
HOW?
Fr 
I'm actually the best player in world
Magnus and ding pay me
for not playing WCC
trust me
Can I challenge u? not rated
I'm on break rn 🥹sorry

1
@grim edge
Don't come near me you suspicious individual 🔫
Imma delete it

here try this
Trickery
🥹

You're not fooling anyone, Bastoura is lurking
Imma go beat ding(my daily routine) 

Nop i deleted that 
I have screenshot 
Bai Bai cya have a good day

Goodbye suspicious individual 

Hello guys


Ive important message for u check dms
Reported for spam 
😭🥹
But I sent only one image


.
Where is the just joined
hit 1k on bullet and blundered my queen at least 20 times
Be better
I dont even know how to premove on pc
its a setting
that's what it means to be 1k bullet
hi guys
Oh…
I know this isn't Abt chess, but can someone look over the workout routine I'm gonna start after 4 weeks of a lighter strength training routine to get my body used to weights again? Figure chess is common in self improvement so
Thought you said you weren’t gna ask here lol
Folded already?
Mann I just need help 😭
My little brother just played a 157 elo who knows like 10 moves of theory in the smith-morris
Idk how he isn’t banned for sandbagging, his high is 1400 and he’s 150 now
He just played a couple moves then ran his clock out LOL
the smith-morris 💀
Hi do you know how i can see the developpment factor in chess com 
Autocorrect is goofy
Who tf is Morris
u alright fam
im now 56 elo away from true greatness
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Rapid: 2023 (2023 peak)
Blitz: 1944 (1982 peak)
Bullet: 1200 (2004 peak)
2000 all time controls
You just jinx it by saying that
He could've checked me with a discovered attack on my queen for like 10 moves in a row
nah i already jinxed it last time i recovered
56 is hard to get...
i tilted almost 200 elo from my peak and im all the way back
56 is nothing to me

I feel like this is normal. Me and my dad both do this
I finally reach 1700 😮💨
Grats!
That's a lot! Good job
But my eyes I am tired I slept only 3 hours
Wait, I'm trusted now!
My best winstreak is 13. My worst loss/tilt streak is 21
I can now flex my red brilliant in general

That's not healthy so go and sleep again 😅
image perms be like
Ok I'll just dream abt that I won't lose next game
It's glass theme
Mine purple/default piece
Good luck! Also if you even lose your next game don't worry about it lose is learn
Done beating ding 
Yeah thanks about that 🫰
your brother plays sicilian?
at 150?
Openings u should stop playing rn:
- Sicilian:ur not a 1800+ rated guy
Stop it get some help
you know its bad when your trophies are almost at your rating
My brother is 1400, he faced a 150 in 30 second
*2500 

good matchmaking
Scandi 
how can u tell thats a scandi lol
