💬〡general-off-topic

[patent dock]

If you're inactive elo increases

[onyx rapids]

ill play you lenny

[digital cedar]

ITS 1000

[small tusk]

@grim edge but I can't find them. I don't they got banned

[patent dock]

Smfh

[digital cedar]

IVE BEEN PLAYING FOR THE PAST MONTHS VERY ACTIVELY

[patent dock]

Same thing to all ratings

[grim edge]

Damn hope you recover G i earned about 100 Elo this week I'm so shocked I'm going bonkers lmao

[patent dock]

Not active enough

[digital cedar]

HOW

[small tusk]

@grim edge I think they just got warnings

[patent dock]

Idk

[hard gyro]

If you're inactive for a long time in chess.com, the elo you gain/lose increases.

It doesn't matter what your rating is.

[grim edge]

nah they got banned

[patent dock]

What happened

[grim edge]

Bro wants my downfall 💀

[small tusk]

@grim edge I don't see the red emojis though

[digital cedar]

HOW DOES SPENDING TWO HOURS ON CHESS.COM 6/7 WEEKS CONSIDERED INACTIVE

[grim edge]

they said they got a message from chess.com saying they played against a cheater

[patent dock]

Damn

[grim edge]

idk tbh

[digital cedar]

CHESS.COM IS STUPID

[patent dock]

It's common

[vital acorn]

Wow look at this

[digital cedar]

IM GOING TO LICHESS

[small tusk]

Yeah cheaters everywhere

[vital acorn]

I support you

[hard gyro]

Dude. 2 hours in 6 weeks?

[sharp galleon]

smash

[patent dock]

They have the same thing ....

[small tusk]

Imagine how many games you lose because cheater didn't get caught

[lethal siren]

They changed the sound variations in chess.com, and I can’t fkn stand it.. Can someone please tell me there’s a way to fix ts?

[patent dock]

Uhhh who's gonna tell him that

[digital cedar]

6/7 DAYS*

[patent dock]

Settings

[digital cedar]

PER WEEK

[hard gyro]

That's very less lmao.

[patent dock]

I do that in a day

[small tusk]

I am only 800 blitz because of cheaters

[primal fern]

please connect your account

[sharp galleon]

same honestly

[grim edge]

What's my new odds @grim edge

[patent dock]

Fr

[primal fern]

@small tusk please connect ur account

[gilded raft]

I PLAY CHESS 10 DAYS A WEEK

[hard gyro]

1 hour a day for me in chess.com

[digital cedar]

what i fcking mean is i spend two hours on chess.com everyday on six of the seven days in a week

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[grim edge]

queen destroyed me, so not slay

[small tusk]

Yep

[patent dock]

Skill issues

[small tusk]

Is there anything to like about chess besides winning

[digital cedar]

Oh yes chess,com dont even reply to reports

[lilac trench]

Hi!

[hard gyro]

Did you Copy-Paste this whole thing after realising that the f-word is censored here?

[grim edge]

Very fair i could tilt in any possible moment although i did defeat a few 2+ people today very Pog

[primal fern]

@lilac trench @digital cedar @small tusk please connect your account guys ❤️

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[digital cedar]

nah

[small tusk]

@digital cedar yeah they hate us

[upbeat viper]

@digital cedar chill with the caps

[primal fern]

you'll get image perms in the server

[digital cedar]

im not connecting to a poorly moderated and set up chess website

[small tusk]

@primal fern no

[primal fern]

it's pretty well moderated. waht's your complaint about it?

[hard gyro]

Pfffft

[grim edge]

I won't ever ever allow myself

[digital cedar]

the only downside of lichess is only being able to premove once

[primal fern]

you have a problem with chess.com mods?

[sharp galleon]

the graph lmao

[small tusk]

Lichess analysis > Chess.com analysis

[hard gyro]

Hi Bast

[upbeat viper]

hi

[digital cedar]

indeed

[small tusk]

And lichess is free. How does that work

[grim edge]

!welcome @grim edge

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[hard gyro]

How are you doing?

[grim edge]

Very dope now be consistent:D

[sharp galleon]

[lilac trench]

ok

[digital cedar]

ive played a couple cheaters in the past few months

[primal fern]

have they been banned yet?

[digital cedar]

yet no reply from a report i did five months ago

[hard gyro]

Good choice.

[primal fern]

@digital cedar dm me please. i can help out with determining if people cheated or not

and geting them closed

[digital cedar]

no the cheater is not

[hard gyro]

Man, Rabies is a scary disease.

[grim edge]

I took a line straight out of stockfish 16 thats really gonna help me in Stockholm open against Sicilian it's so good imo even more then prins

[grim edge]

woah be careful saying that, some people would report you for that lmao

[sharp galleon]

isn’t rabies an animal

[digital cedar]

wouldnt chess,com sent me a message saying i got my elo back if th cheater was caught and banned?

[hard gyro]

How drunk are you?

[sharp galleon]

if they were banned within the recent month, yes

[sharp galleon]

maybe I took some cracks before I sleep, idfk

[grim edge]

crazy how what I said got me muted but not that

Mf forgots i have irl titled friends 💀

[digital cedar]

i sent a report five months ago

[primal fern]

yes when one of your recent opponents gets closed you'll get your elo back and a message along with it. but there is a time limit for getting your elo back. 3 months i think. they can still get closed though

[grim edge]

Forgets

[hard gyro]

So they weren't cheating

[upbeat viper]

keep it pg13 instead of complaining

[digital cedar]

yet nothing, i game reviwed it after that i played the cheater and he had 98 accuracy

[primal fern]

@digital cedar dm me the cheater's username if you can please

[sharp galleon]

when you do have titled players as your friend, it do be easier to improve

[digital cedar]

how would i find a players username i played 5 months ago

[hard gyro]

So did I in one of my games.

[digital cedar]

im not scrolling threw nearly a thousnad games

[primal fern]

do you remember anything about it?

[delicate island]

I love chess 🥳

[hard gyro]

Through*

[digital cedar]

98% accuracy accoriding to game review

[upbeat viper]

blitz*

[delicate island]

@grim edge I am in winstreak(Unstoppable)

[primal fern]

@digital cedar you can tell me the time format? blitz rapid?

[hard gyro]

That's possible.

[primal fern]

we can find it

[digital cedar]

pretty new account that reached 1k in a week i think, blitz game

[last verge]

wooo less than 100 off bltiz peak

[grim edge]

Nah i keep them at bay they offered many times to coach me and i say no i like my own journey to be a rightfully though one

[grim edge]

people literally say crazy stuff here like yesterday but talking about the reproductiv part e of men is pg13

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2023 (2023 peak)
Blitz: 1895 (1982 peak)
Bullet: 1200 (2004 peak)

[grim edge]

road to 1700?

[primal fern]

ok what' is your cc username? i can find that game for you

[last verge]

road to 2000 blitz

[grim edge]

now we both look asian

[hard gyro]

Won 99% of games?

[flat kraken]

Questionable bullet tilt

[delicate island]

Yes, I am so happy I am now near in 1700 in just 1 week

[digital cedar]

i checked the accounts blitz games

[grim edge]

hopefully you reach it 🙏

[last verge]

albert glitching it says im 1200 bullet but im 2004

[sharp galleon]

where’s my shrog emoji

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> grenzend

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 535 (561 peak)
Blitz: 242

<:profile:1016802308278976642> defaultedwastaken

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 800 (2096 peak)
Blitz: 800 (1686 peak)
Bullet: 800 (1808 peak)

[digital cedar]

I scrolled through what should be 100 games

[rich granite]

When is the server restart

[digital cedar]

only 2 losses

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vincent (cellen01)

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Name: Vincent (cellen01)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2303 (2303 peak)
Blitz: 2147 (2311 peak)
Bullet: 2300 (2300 peak)

[grim edge]

In the pfp

[delicate island]

I only slept 3 hours I think this is the secret why I am in winstreak

[primal fern]

@digital cedar it's possible that your opponent was someone who has played chess for a long time, and is very good, but only recently made an account on chess.com.

[sharp galleon]

y’all have skill issues with the profiles lol

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sensaizax

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1973 (1973 peak)
Blitz: 1584 (1702 peak)
Bullet: 1345 (1415 peak)

[rich granite]

.

[sharp galleon]

[grim edge]

💀

lul

[primal fern]

press /connect in the server

[delicate island]

You haven't reach 1600?

[rich granite]

I’m in mobile

[grim edge]

i did actually

[primal fern]

do it on pc

[hard gyro]

That just screams of "Help"

[digital cedar]

slight chance

[sharp galleon]

now go into the 500-999 chat and spam your profiles

[rich granite]

Ok

[primal fern]

waht's ur username

[delicate island]

Wow congrats

[grand shore]

Hey everybody

[lilac trench]

What is good accuracy for a 535 elo?

[grim edge]

thanks

[lilac trench]

Hi!

[grim edge]

anything above 15

[primal fern]

anything over 80%

[sharp galleon]

man wants to be farmed by me in rapid

[digital cedar]

i think this is the account i played the cheater on

[grand shore]

Hru

[digital cedar]

bru no image perms

[lilac trench]

Good wbu?

[primal fern]

you need to connect ur account man

[lilac trench]

Ah ok got it

[hard gyro]

Lichess

[delicate island]

From lose streak into Win streak

[worn ice]

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[exotic carbon]

Guys im a gm

[old pebble]

bro u r 2200 how do u not know-

[lilac trench]

Lol alr

[exotic carbon]

@grim edge let’s rematch

[grand shore]

Accuracy doesn't correlate elo but no matter the elo, you should aim for as high as possible

[delicate island]

Nice

[exotic carbon]

You still get time odds

[grim edge]

Give me 2 years and i low-key adopt you

[primal fern]

@digital cedar connect account to get image perms or just type the username man

[sharp galleon]

not really, I still get like 2 rating points if he is 2000

[exotic carbon]

Grand mast*r

Grand wizard

[sharp galleon]

I’ll be waiting

[grand shore]

What's everybody's ratings

[hard gyro]

Why censor the word "Master"

[exotic carbon]

2800

[sharp galleon]

then 1 point I guess lol

[exotic carbon]

Bate

[supple ledge]

pixel there is no way youre 800

[grand shore]

Ah so trash

[sharp galleon]

230047291629346

[supple ledge]

how do you have the role

[exotic carbon]

Whoever can beat me in bullet gets free robux

[grand shore]

I know that too

[hard gyro]

<@&745328830649991179> talk about pg13

[exotic carbon]

💀

[grim edge]

Paul George

[delicate island]

I have 9 wins in a row🥳

[exotic carbon]

Didn’t like 3 guys say some NSFW thing already?

[grand shore]

Wdym

[exotic carbon]

Crazy 2711 puzzles

[supple ledge]

thats pixel

[hard gyro]

Report them, then

[grand shore]

I joined because I was told this server is cancer

[exotic carbon]

It don’t matter

[grand shore]

And that's the truth

[supple ledge]

just play with low elos

[upbeat viper]

🤔

can you explain in DM

[delicate island]

I want to improve tho

[supple ledge]

?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> scrapf

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1855 (1863 peak)
Blitz: 1757 (1815 peak)
Bullet: 1686 (1737 peak)

[grim edge]

Snitch!

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> anonimooose

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2192 (2244 peak)
Blitz: 2614 (2859 peak)
Bullet: 400 (2824 peak)

[exotic carbon]

Like Patrick Bateman

[grand shore]

You were baiting him ngl

[exotic carbon]

How you 400 bullet

[digital phoenix]

Eat dust

[ornate ivy]

It’s glitched lmao

[grand shore]

There's no sane reason to censor master

[exotic carbon]

Ah

[ornate ivy]

Look at the peak

[exotic carbon]

I’m gonna stop trolling on chess.comi’m

[flat kraken]

Slight tilt

[digital phoenix]

Nah ur just 400 now u dropped 2k elo stop the cap

[ornate ivy]

True

I’m sorry I’m 400

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Clown McClownface (supremechessfailure)

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Rapid: 1713 (1755 peak)
Blitz: 1509 (1570 peak)
Bullet: 1650 (1660 peak)

[hard gyro]

Ok, Bast handled it.

[upbeat viper]

weeweebo

[hard gyro]

Took a while for this innocent soul to realise but yeah

[upbeat viper]

smh

why asking me

I'm not an expert tho'

oooh

truuuu

e

I forgot that

do puzzles

because you're just too slow in tactics

😼

[spice zephyr]

If Mikhail tal was alive today what rating would he be on chess.com

[digital cedar]

yeah screw chess.com im gomna find the password to my lichess account

[sharp galleon]

puzzles are easy

just become a no life and grind 11k puzzles

[upbeat viper]

[hard gyro]

Bye </3

[grand shore]

He wouldn't be as good as he was since the development of engines

[spice zephyr]

Pick neither

Chesskids.com

[last verge]

i just hung a full queen and then won anyway. NEVER RESIGN

[upbeat viper]

happens to all of us

[hard gyro]

Matches his mental age.

[sharp galleon]

because you’re an 800, that’s why

[grim edge]

I think slightly think i made him panic

[sharp galleon]

damn

[digital cedar]

i went from 1140 to 1069

[grim edge]

Zamn

[digital cedar]

two games i lost more than what im supposed to from playing players who are 50 higher than me

[sharp galleon]

I’M A DOUBTER

[spice zephyr]

this is nice
this is a good image

[hard gyro]

I went from 600 to 300 once.

[digital cedar]

wtf is that elo change

[spice zephyr]

this gives me hope that i can become 1900 one day

[digital cedar]

in under 800 elo u lose a lot more

[grim edge]

The grass background helps fr

[digital cedar]

the max im supposed to lose is 7 from playing people who are higher elo than me

[sharp galleon]

[hard gyro]

...no?

[grim edge]

I forgor my name is mr positive 💀

[sharp galleon]

I’m still a doubter

[grand shore]

Yooo I have that book too

[hard gyro]

Thought that was a restaurant menu lmao

[sharp galleon]

if I lose the bet I’ll be pushing for 2400 rapid

[grand shore]

Hanging pawns are pawns on the d and c file with no pawns to support them on e and b file

[grim edge]

Today

[upbeat viper]

woooop

[digital cedar]

LICHESS TIMED ME OUT FOR NO REASON

[upbeat viper]

lemme read that

[fading spruce]

Send the link

[upbeat viper]

nah

won't promote that

👼

[fading spruce]

Bruh

[hard gyro]

This man suffers so many issues with chess lmao.

[digital cedar]

Now im gonna have to admit this which i never thought i will

[grim edge]

Rash

[sharp galleon]

I’M A DOUBTERR AHEGVDDHJ

[viral epoch]

Bastoura stole my first born son and traded him for a quarter pounder

[pine bison]

wtf

[viral epoch]

Hai Pein

[upbeat viper]

hi Pain

[pine bison]

hai

[digital cedar]

Call of Duty is better than this shit

[sharp galleon]

hi bread

[viral epoch]

New pfp

[hard gyro]

Hi Pain

[pine bison]

bred

[grim edge]

[last verge]

i feel like anyone can just intuitively understand that white is completely dominating here though

[sharp galleon]

alosjsvdkwwjdj

[fading spruce]

In France they call it a Royale with Cheese

[slate moss]

Hi guys

[grim edge]

[slate moss]

Wanna play FULL GAYS?

[hard gyro]

Oh, whatever will we do.

[grim edge]

Bred

[viral epoch]

ZAKS NO !!!

[digital cedar]

chess.com has been giving bullshit since i created an account for the first time

[pine bison]

[viral epoch]

Go to sleep, you're tired

[hard gyro]

Huh?

[upbeat viper]

perfect @grim edge

[digital cedar]

i hit 1600 and chess.com is like: oh yeah lets terminate this account for no reason

[upbeat viper]

'for no reason'

there's always a reason

[gilded raft]

you cheated or too much abortion

[pine bison]

@upbeat viperdid you do predictions for worldcup chess?

[hard gyro]

You just admitted to cheating, didn't you?

[viral epoch]

Ik I am, now sleeeep

[digital cedar]

i create a 2nd account: oh yeah lets ignore his reports

[digital cedar]

i had 40% win rate

[upbeat viper]

why is there no scotch structure D:

[upbeat viper]

nah

[sharp galleon]

oh sheesh you’re alive

[upbeat viper]

why would I

I don't need a membership

[pine bison]

sure its 4 am and i just came out a 5 hours long call but letsgo

unrated tho

[upbeat viper]

of course ?

._.

[pine bison]

lame

[hard gyro]

@upbeat viper don't think this guy took authorization for this 🫠

[sharp galleon]

🛐

[slate moss]

Yes?

[digital cedar]

then chess,com decides to fck up their elo thing

[sharp galleon]

mhmm

[digital cedar]

my 3rd acc i forgor my password, that was my fault

[upbeat viper]

can I get your username ?

[sharp galleon]

🔪

[digital cedar]

im playing call to arms: gates of hell

[grim edge]

Not good enough for 2200+ you gotta understand and calculate the potential responses and your opponent has and the responses you have to ur opponents responses until you can't cauclate anymore that's how you learn from mistakes you had in similar positions and how you grow as a player 🤗

[hard gyro]

What's your username?

[digital cedar]

never touching chess.com until a week from now

[grim edge]

That not and

[digital cedar]

ill comr back again if i find another stupid shit

[upbeat viper]

no scotch pawn structure

[grim edge]

Wtf is this shi autocorrect i have 💀

[hard gyro]

Username?

[upbeat viper]

useless book

[pine bison]

rapid or no

[sharp galleon]

huh

[delicate island]

Bruh chess com server refresh

[pine bison]

they work for me

ye 10 0

im on my normal account lmao

[sharp galleon]

just simply don’t hang pieces and you become 2200 lol

imagine not just playing with the feeling

[grim edge]

It's simple i explained that my opponent had g6 at every moment i played H6 so i since i thought of that I prepared H6 so that my opponent can't push.

[sharp galleon]

have you ever though about they can use it as an umbrella pawn

[grim edge]

Wait wut wdym

[grim edge]

Yes i did and it doesn't work

[sharp galleon]

basically swindle is to win from a losing position, so how good you’re to create counterplay

[grim edge]

Very well

[sharp galleon]

I guess that too lol

[sharp galleon]

I see

[grim edge]

I did it alot this week

[sharp galleon]

I’m still a doubter

[grim edge]

I'm also a doubter 🗿🔥🔥🔥

[sharp galleon]

if I lose the bet I’ll be pushing for 2400 rapid

[slate moss]

Hey

[grim edge]

Just exchange into a winning endgame

Easy Elo 🥶

[sharp galleon]

me in blitz fr

[slate moss]

How can I get premium in Chess-com?

[grim edge]

More like draw

[sharp galleon]

🔥

[grim edge]

Nah i love endgames

[sharp galleon]

play me in rapid rn 🔪

[grim edge]

It's 4 am why am I even on discord

[sharp galleon]

[grim edge]

I'm staying up watching breaking bad

[pine bison]

4 am gang

[sharp galleon]

brilliant

[grim edge]

https://media.tenor.com/6AP9vvlkLnAAAAAM/my-man-my-man-hd.gif

[pine bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1089930487943934152/1132916112141582376/3dgifmaker43040.gif

[grim edge]

SLEEPY JOE

Nah AWAKE JOE

[sharp galleon]

I would’ve not lost the game as white

[grim edge]

[sharp galleon]

lemme tell you that

[opaque apex]

Soda!!!!!!!!

[sharp galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-dancing-rat-dancing-gif-24339527

[pine bison]

SODAAAAA

[grim edge]

I LOVE SODAAAAAA

also Pepsi

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/minny-biden-minnesota-gif-23289544

[gilded raft]

is there a problem with chess.com rn

[pine bison]

no

[gilded raft]

ok ty

[hallow mirage]

yes

[gilded raft]

?

[median furnace]

is the server down

[hallow mirage]

its down rn

[pine bison]

no

[median furnace]

how and why

[gilded raft]

its not working for me

[last verge]

you have to take into account the fat space advantage and all of white's pressure and piece quality

[hallow mirage]

me neither

[grim edge]

I don't understand 💀

[upbeat viper]

owo

[last verge]

also black's rook is like trapped

[upbeat viper]

maintenance

[gilded raft]

i think so

[last verge]

theyre restarting servers

[grim edge]

@restive storm

[sharp galleon]

there -> their

[cold gorge]

I heard they’re shutting down trash players accounts

[pine bison]

not down

[sharp galleon]

why was it deleted

it wasn’t even offensive

[little elm]

is the website working for anyone?

[upbeat viper]

my opponent resigned like 1sec before the server restart

lmao

[cold gorge]

They let me in

[last verge]

skull

[little elm]

no warning before restart?

[worn stratus]

did chess.com accidentally upload a production build

[last verge]

pixel fake 2000 can't evaluate positions

[last verge]

there was a timer on the app at least

[cold gorge]

Washed fr 😭

[worn stratus]

I swear they uploaded a production build

[last verge]

im grinding for 2000 blitz 100 to go

sadly i was 1982 peak and i tilted almost 200 elo

[grim edge]

My last fair play thingy was 3 MONTHS ago 💀

[upbeat viper]

there was one

[worn stratus]

[last verge]

2000 all tcs then talk to me

[little elm]

maybe I missed it

[worn stratus]

nah they just messed a website update up

[primal fern]

connect ur acc plz

[grim edge]

Zamn

[little elm]

i get these every time I play bullet

[primal fern]

type /connect?

cc crashed?

[restive storm]

no

Thanks @grim edge

[grim edge]

cc isnt real sadly

[gilded raft]

restarting servers

[analog mountain]

server off?

[last verge]

im 2046 uscf

[upbeat viper]

tuturuuu

[grim edge]

omg hi gwern

[primal fern]

yre

[grim edge]

HI BAST

[grim edge]

😭 😭 😭

[gilded raft]

gzern ?

[restive storm]

Lol

[sharp galleon]

kvorfor e du still i livet

[last verge]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-my-beloved-chess-opening-caro-kann-opening-gif-25222289

[grim edge]

wait what font is ur pfp

[grim edge]

Jag lovar jag e Superman nu

[upbeat viper]

how do you generate this gif

[spice zephyr]

Tal liked the kann

[gilded raft]

it's an E and a T

[last verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1121793879713271950/makesweet-3p8qwr.gif

[sharp galleon]

Swedish 🤮

[grim edge]

Just search how to make a gif 😂

[analog mountain]

sicillian better than caro

[gilded raft]

oo

[spice zephyr]

Tal liked the scipio

[last verge]

sicilian more like caro mouseslip

[upbeat viper]

mine where

[sharp galleon]

yeah he’s smash fr

[grim edge]

no. typeface. like helvetica georgia times new roman

[grim edge]

I think it's the reverse 💀

[last verge]

i forgor 💀

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

i rember ❤️

[stray temple]

did somethinng happen to chess.com

[gilded raft]

oh i think it's gothic or smth

[grim edge]

yeah i killed it

https://media.tenor.com/6guCYKvjVcAAAAAM/sad-sad-spongebob-gif.gif

[stray temple]

now people have to touch grass

[sharp galleon]

GO SLEEP

[stray temple]

what have u done

[grim edge]

Ok fine ill sleep 6

[digital phoenix]

shrog

[sharp galleon]

[sharp galleon]

rent a girlfriend

[upbeat viper]

:3

[grim edge]

@sharp galleon

[misty lynx]

maintenance

[sharp galleon]

[hallow lark]

Are the servers down?

[stable bear]

Chess.com is down help

[upbeat viper]

maintenance

[stray temple]

how long is maintenance

[digital phoenix]

U were right btw my first round colour was black

[stable bear]

How longgg

[upbeat viper]

idk

15min ?

[digital phoenix]

U get 3 shrog coins

[upbeat viper]

maybe a bit more

depends

[hallow lark]

What is your favorite piece guys

[upbeat viper]

queen

[stray temple]

pawn

[upbeat viper]

my precious

[slender silo]

where did my msg go

[gilded raft]

my rooks are my babies

[slender silo]

what this is a scam

[gilded raft]

mods in chat

[hallow lark]

Hahahaha

[stray temple]

what are yalls rating just curious

[upbeat viper]

1950 peak

[grim edge]

eleventy billion

[stray temple]

sheeeeshhh

[last verge]

@upbeat viper

[stray temple]

noob

[upbeat viper]

thanks !

[delicate island]

1678 rn I am currently in winstreak(10 games in a row)

[stray temple]

ohhh

[gilded raft]

gimme that

[grim edge]

[sharp galleon]

give me my shrog coins

[stray temple]

sheeeeshhhh

[pine bison]

@grim edge lol

[stray temple]

how is bro able to play chess

[delicate island]

I only got 3 hours of sleep😮‍💨

[thick estuary]

Wtf is wrong with servers

[pine bison]

servers died on me

[slender silo]

r u guys real

[coral fog]

chess.com down

[grim edge]

Bast remember how i tilted to 1860? Rapid

[stray temple]

wtf? bro fell off

[thick estuary]

They just fkin reseted

[pine bison]

yep rip

[tacit crest]

seems like chess.com is broken. every link is directing to localhost

[delicate island]

They refresh, I am winning tho then they refresh

[upbeat viper]

yeah ik you untilted back up

[stray temple]

yea but urr aalmost 1700 elo in chess so who cares

[grim edge]

y is chess.com dead rn

[thick estuary]

Thanks to them imma lose elo

[pine bison]

game is probably removed as well

sadge

[grim edge]

😭

[delicate island]

I gained 68 elo today😮‍💨

[grim edge]

Hbu

[stray temple]

how tho

[pine bison]

maybe

[upbeat viper]

no

[stray temple]

2k to 800

[upbeat viper]

1920

I don't play much

[surreal current]

I can’t get on what do I do?

[stray temple]

u wait

[worn stratus]

they botched an update

[surreal current]

alr

[coral fog]

what happens to the games?

[worn stratus]

accidentally uploaded an internal version

[stray temple]

oh wow

[pine bison]

im tryin to remember it in lichess lol

[surreal current]

alr

[thick estuary]

Still

We just went through a server reset

[thick estuary]

Wtf is this

[gentle maple]

yo is chess.com down? why can't i connect

[stray temple]

yes

[pine bison]

yes down

[worn stratus]

preview build

[upbeat viper]

scotch gambit my beloved

[last verge]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-my-beloved-chess-opening-caro-kann-opening-gif-25222289

[surreal current]

nah kings gambit

[pastel cosmos]

Ah Chess.come is down

[gilded raft]

sicillian pls

[last verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1135035755023052800/38980552-9882-4153-81f5-e89e03ef768c.gif

[fallen comet]

yeah caro kann

[last verge]

sicilian bad

[fallen comet]

bongcloud my beloved

[surreal current]

magnus sicilian💪

[gilded raft]

oh no :9

[pine bison]

yes game is gone bruhhhhh

[plush adder]

server is down

[spice zephyr]

guys

[pine bison]

goddamn ali express chess servers

[gilded raft]

back

serv is back

[surreal current]

it’s up!

[restive storm]

Ruy Lopez

[spice zephyr]

I want to become the greatest chess player of all time

but i just lost 300 elo and became 500 elo

[grim edge]

Server is active

[plush adder]

AYYYYYY

[spice zephyr]

how do i un-do this

[stray temple]

by gaining 300 elo

[pine bison]

i have to see it

[spice zephyr]

wow so simple
i had no idea thank you

[pine bison]

also we can replay it now i guess lol

[stray temple]

i gotchu bro

[pine bison]

never

[spice zephyr]

Never

[pine bison]

[umbral cove]

What

[pine bison]

lets replay untill servers died

[last verge]

real wayward king attack

[timid nymph]

lol

[umbral cove]

no...

[timid nymph]

what

how

[restive storm]

Lol

[umbral cove]

the last movr was

Kf5

[timid nymph]

queenmate

[umbral cove]

discovered checkmate

[last verge]

king checkmate

[restive storm]

Checkmate with king move

[lime jay]

Hello everyone, it is me, isaac. i found a way to checkmate coach danny in like 4 moves on accident. In this game i was white. e4 e5 nf3 f6 nxe5 bc5 qh5 kf8 qf7. this is off memory and im only 300 elo so if my memories wrong try it yourself and i will correct it.

[restive storm]

I think it's the fastest way to checkmate with king from the start of the game

[pine bison]

inv send

redo the moves

[restive storm]

Pain I have a question is it ask an expert worthy

[pine bison]

how would i know

[restive storm]

It's "is it possible to checkmate with a king and archbishop"

Vs lone king

[stray temple]

bruh my opponent isnt moving

[pine bison]

tf does that mean lol

uh

[stray temple]

tf do i do if my opponents sstalling

[gusty iris]

this is how i see myself on discord: just the chill lowkey guy who does his own thing and doesn't give a flip about what anyone thinks

[restive storm]

Archbishop is a fairy piece combination of knight + bishop

[tired flicker]

Morning

[stray temple]

wait what i thought its back up

[lime jay]

i know this is a joke but isaac doesnt approve.

[stray temple]

whats wrong with chess.com lmao

oh word

[pine bison]

nvm imma go watch F1 lol

@grim edge got the full pgn?

aight

[umbral helm]

why ?

[scenic creek]

Yeah fr I never check general is it getting hacked wth

[umbral helm]

how ?? it seems fine to me'

[pine bison]

im checking

[lime jay]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7qKXSF8MilgyiL52oq1AA0?si=55c8fd5d95ec48f1 guys listen to this song for free chess elo trustt

[pine bison]

close enough

[lime jay]

nerd i got 93 at 300 elo

[grim edge]

jello chat

[pine bison]

1500 for me and 1700 elo for u

XD

[civic moat]

anyone up for a game?

[pine bison]

[graceful lintel]

Nvm

[stray temple]

songs while playing chesS?

thoughts

[graceful lintel]

Ye

[lime jay]

it helps me concenrate

[umbral helm]

sky by carti

[grim edge]

would die without 😭

[graceful lintel]

Try "space song"

[graceful lintel]

[unique stump]

helps concentrate

[cold gorge]

Luxury by azaliea banks

[gentle maple]

chess.com still down?

[odd flicker]

e

[frank mango]

no

[stray temple]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-my-honest-reaction-robert-pattinson-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-my-honest-reaction-meme-gif-27637398

no pic perms moment

[grim edge]

want pic perms? use / trust ✨

[wet sleet]

yo guys i got second place in a tournamnet

for chess

[hasty iris]

nice what did u win

[wet sleet]

the person who got first place was my friend

[hasty iris]

[wet sleet]

cash money

[hasty iris]

losing to your friend?

biggest blunder

jk congrats bro

[wet sleet]

He won all 4 games, I won 3 games and drawed once

🥹

thats why you should never draw

[hasty iris]

anish and wesley beg to differ

[stray temple]

thanks

[spice zephyr]

If Mikhail Tal's playing style was described by an element what would it be?

[wet sleet]

scary

[wraith snow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ASFqisTfmLw?feature=share

[spice zephyr]

ah yes my favourite element

[grim edge]

smoke

[spice zephyr]

Fire, water, grass, stone, scary

[grim edge]

Fire

[grim edge]

mines surprise :p

[stray temple]

my role didnt update

nvm

[spice zephyr]

this gets a pass
it is an element

[stray temple]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perms-gif-19501614

[wet sleet]

i played vienna gambit in the tournament

[stray temple]

;-;

[wet sleet]

and won because of that

[grim edge]

nice

[grim edge]

second is roentgenium

i play botez gambit

[wet sleet]

bruh

[stray temple]

what rank is after connected

[grim edge]

uh

lichess has decimal ratings?

congrats ig

[flat kraken]

Yes

[graceful lintel]

.84?💀

[grim edge]

or r u six digit elo

inncho

[grim edge]

Bro is 6 digit elo 💀

innnnnnccchhhhhoooooooooooo

[flat kraken]

Nah he joined on the 84th of 2025 that’s what it is

[graceful lintel]

☠️

[grim edge]

iiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnncccchhhhhhoooooooo

omfg

wow. teach me ur ways

@grim edge say hi back holy shit get some manners yeesh

what does a 2000 lichess equal in chess.com

[flat kraken]

The fabled magnesium cauldron

[grim edge]

i jus woke up

nice

[grim edge]

doesnt excuse bad manners

atleast ik im 2000 in lichess

did ur parents raise u this way?????

[grim edge]

i wasn’t even in chat

[civic moat]

anyone know any straight forward openings to play against 1.d4 as black

[grim edge]

not an excuse

[flat kraken]

Benoni

[grim edge]

np, u should do the / trust again

benko gambit

[grim edge]

the indians

after u connect

[civic moat]

where can i learn

[flat kraken]

Afghanistan

[stray temple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-great-khali-entrance-wwe-raw-wrestling-gif-12132965

[flat kraken]

What math 💀

[grim edge]

i just passed 1750 noice

[civic moat]

ok is anyone not trolling lol I actually have no clue how to play against d4 I lose every game

[flat kraken]

Any opening is straightforward if you just learn it properly

[grim edge]

the indians

[patent dock]

Play nf3 or f5

D5

[grim edge]

yes try the englund gambit

[flat kraken]

Oh hell no

[grim edge]

Dont

[patent dock]

F5 can be played against all of d4

[grim edge]

oh

[civic moat]

Im not low elo I dont want something that can be punished easily

[grim edge]

why?

[civic moat]

I just need something solid I can learn quickly

[patent dock]

F5

[grim edge]

just play the Indians

[civic moat]

is there a free course for this?

[grim edge]

or the dutch

[patent dock]

Dutch is Sharp but it works

[flat kraken]

Then stone wall Dutch

[patent dock]

Short and sweet

[grim edge]

maybe there is, from a coach here

Englund is the scandi but worst

[flat kraken]

Just go on YouTube and find some video from 2008 and voila

[patent dock]

Short and sweet chessable

[grim edge]

so what's a good opening against d4 as black

[patent dock]

Or lichess studies

[grim edge]

the indians

[patent dock]

Dutch can be played against anything except e4

It's like KID but up a tempo

[grim edge]

where can I find those 😫

[flat kraken]

Learn the Latvian bozo

[patent dock]

Cause f5 is played beforehand

[flat kraken]

Oh wait that ain’t the Latvian

[patent dock]

Yes ik

[flat kraken]

💀

[grim edge]

well ig to be safe u can learn the bongcloud defense d4 variation

[patent dock]

Your pfp bothers me for some reason

No mine is cultured

But yours I feel like I'm being watched

[flat kraken]

Average Portland citizen vs average Detroit citizen

[patent dock]

I can't breathe ommm dessse

💀💀💀💀😭

[hollow yacht]

i knew a goth gurl from Portland she done beat me in chess then block me

[graceful lintel]

💀🥹

[graceful lintel]

[hollow yacht]

still didn't recover from that

[graceful lintel]

for the girl

[flat kraken]

Gotta delete that 💀

[stray temple]

what mode in chess.com shud i grind

[grim edge]

Rapid

[stray temple]

10min?

[hollow yacht]

grind ligma

[patent dock]

Blitz or rapid don't matter

[graceful lintel]

<500 makes sense 💀

[patent dock]

Rapid first tho idk get 1800 1600

[flat kraken]

Depends how serious you are at chess

[grim edge]

will king's gambit work in rating 500-999?

[patent dock]

Before grinding blitz

[hollow yacht]

leave me alone 😭

[patent dock]

It works 2k

[flat kraken]

No

[grim edge]

yes ig

[patent dock]

It's solid

[stray temple]

idk i just wanna get better

[grim edge]

its just risky to play basicly

[stray temple]

ight thx mate

[flat kraken]

At 3 digit level, no

[patent dock]

KG is solid just not high level OTB

[ornate ivy]

It’s fine

[graceful lintel]

Sorry 😭🥹

[patent dock]

It's like a veinna

[flat kraken]

Rapid 10 min

[patent dock]

I played it

[grim edge]

yeah kinda, i dont think opponent would play exactly the moves

[stray temple]

ight ty

[grim edge]

ye

[patent dock]

Play veinna

[ornate ivy]

Literally anything works U2000 just learn opening principles

[lucid sedge]

I'm unbanned

Let's goo

[grim edge]

ye vienna prob better

U2000?

[lucid sedge]

25 hour timeout

[patent dock]

1 nh3 works

[ornate ivy]

Yes

[patent dock]

I use it in blitz

[hollow yacht]

wait what did u do?

[flat kraken]

Problem is 3 digits don’t know how to learn openings

[grim edge]

what does that mean

worst case scenario it transpose into some sort of halloween gambit

[ornate ivy]

Learn opening principles that’s how

[flat kraken]

Easier said than done for them children

[lucid sedge]

Ask in dms

[flat kraken]

I taught one and it is harder than I thought

[ornate ivy]

Just give them resources

[hollow yacht]

bro is it that severe 💀

[flat kraken]

Yeah

[ornate ivy]

There’s free courses online

[patent dock]

Just learn veinna I can help you with move orders in dms or questions about the opening

[flat kraken]

At least they’re 700 now

[grim edge]

they do not understand there are not high enough

[lucid sedge]

Bro I said the same thing in the lichess discord and got permanently banned

[patent dock]

I learned first try

I got to 400 to 1k in a month

Not hard

[grim edge]

that means you did great coaching, man

[flat kraken]

I’m just 1800 dawg 💀

[ornate ivy]

Dang when?

[stray temple]

im 616 😢

[grim edge]

Teach me

[patent dock]

A 1400 and 1700 coached me

[flat kraken]

No

[grim edge]

im 175 elo

[patent dock]

Jan 2022 I took a break then

[ornate ivy]

Did anyone here ask.

[hollow yacht]

i hate ppl who say just 1800 😔

[stray temple]

u forgot a 0

[grim edge]

oh nice

[grim edge]

with a 0 behind it

[ornate ivy]

I’m sorry that was mean

[stray temple]

ong

[patent dock]

You asked when

[ornate ivy]

I take it back

[covert arch]

0175 elo

[patent dock]

I lost brain cells

[grim edge]

understandable

[flat kraken]

Argument (argument) go

[patent dock]

Uhhh

[tired flicker]

I'm still stuck at 1466

[grim edge]

how to not get cocky

[grim edge]

my two last brain cells

[ornate ivy]

So what’s your guys opinions on women playing chess and titles

[patent dock]

That's good

[stray temple]

is chess.com game review good

[patent dock]

I really dc

[covert arch]

my my opinion opinion opinion my the is when opinion is

[tired flicker]

no

[ornate ivy]

So you hate women

[grim edge]

amazing fr

[patent dock]

I dc

It doesn't affect me why should I care

[ornate ivy]

Comfirmed

[tired flicker]

I just wanna get to 1500 man

[grim edge]

women being actually good at chess is major green flag

[covert arch]

it reviews games

[grim edge]

[stray temple]

damn i should hv known

[patent dock]

Just don't blunder peices in one ...

[flat kraken]

Better than your own 🤡

[stray temple]

true

[tired flicker]

That's easier to say, also that's not really the thing I'm missing

I probably just need to learn more openings

[patent dock]

So every game is a endgame ?

[flat kraken]

Disgusting

[patent dock]

You don't need theory just opening ideas and stop hanging shit

[flat kraken]

My way is learning quirky gambits

[hollow yacht]

no wonder he got banned 😔😔💀

[tired flicker]

The word isn't hanging pieces, it's losing tactics

[patent dock]

Snitch

[flat kraken]

[covert arch]

📮 among us

[patent dock]

I got free peices multiple games in a row

[hollow yacht]

he an opp tho 🗣🗣

[tired flicker]

Okay well maybe I hung like my minor pieces sometimes but I still won lmao

[patent dock]

Even at 1600

I got a free queen

[flat kraken]

Strategical miscalculation

[tired flicker]

yes

[ornate ivy]

Snitch

[patent dock]

Idk man just don't lose peices

Most games never reach endgame

[covert arch]

chatgpt impersonation attempt

[patent dock]

I try to make it to endgame

[hollow yacht]

HE MY OPP leave me alone

[tired flicker]

So inaccurate for me

[patent dock]

Endgame course then

[tired flicker]

My games reach the end game like 60% of the time

[patent dock]

Endgame course

Opening you don't need shit

[flat kraken]

Superintelligent chatbot nefarious representation attempt

[tired flicker]

My endgame knowledge is great, middle game is shit, opening is okay

[covert arch]

Avengers: Endgame

[patent dock]

Puzzles ig

[patent dock]

You just need common sense for opening no one plays like magnus

Knights out peices out and you're good

Unless you play some sharp opening which I suggest to drop it

[covert arch]

e4 e5 Kz13

[tired flicker]

Opening is the easiest to play, middlegame is probably hardest

[patent dock]

I prefer natural moves over sharp unnatural ones

[patent dock]

Endgame is

[graceful lintel]

Nice pfp

[patent dock]

Middle game is just tactics

[covert arch]

i prefer Kz13 over all moves

[tired flicker]

Like I never know the right time to pawn break or which pawn break benefits me

[patent dock]

Learn positional and tactics easy 1500

[sharp galleon]

just get better

[flat kraken]

Learn pawn structures

[patent dock]

You normally want them to take

[graceful lintel]

🥹😭

[patent dock]

So you can take back with a peice and use it as a outpost

[sharp galleon]

[patent dock]

Also learn how to split pawn chains

If they pawn storm you close it down

Also usually a closed center favors the attacker if I remember correctly

[sharp galleon]

it does

[patent dock]

Imma go sleep

[tired flicker]

Gn dawg

[flat kraken]

He straight up tries to summarise the entirety of middlegame into 5 sentences 💀

[patent dock]

I'm not gay like that and play KID

[covert arch]

intercontinential ballistic missile variation is best opening

[sharp galleon]

🗿

[sharp galleon]

it is actually the Tennison gambit

[covert arch]

🎾

[patent dock]

Needs to know outposts pawn structures improving moves it can't be done same day

Also trading bad peices for good

[flat kraken]

It’s actually the Scandinavian defense

Easier said than done

[sharp galleon]

it isn’t though lol

[hasty iris]

my friend is in a call with the GM that's playing Danya right now on stream. my friend is sending me screenshots of him beating Danya it's so funny

[flat kraken]

Are you a 2300 or something

[hasty iris]

pretty cool how small the chess world is

[patent dock]

Who

[flat kraken]

You

[patent dock]

No I'm 200

[hexed rain]

bye bye danya

[patent dock]

Imma go to bed

[sharp galleon]

I’m the 2300