💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

i feel voilated

I CANT speell smh

[compact mango]

https://www.chess.com/game/dba25ad6-2dcd-11ee-b0d7-a410bd01000f

[grim edge]

bet

[grim edge]

cool

[fading spruce]

Anyone up for a game?

[stray isle]

ye

im good trust

[hallow mirage]

1065 puzzles is top 3% 😩

[sharp galleon]

3450 puzzle is also top 3%

[compact mango]

are you up for a game?

[sharp galleon]

[hallow mirage]

NOWAY

[sharp galleon]

it is in the top 3% though lol

[hallow mirage]

we can fight

[grim edge]

oh hi slay

[compact mango]

ok

[hallow mirage]

i am a hardcore furry though. just thought id warn you

it affects my playing style

https://play.chess.com/mJP8d @compact mango

[compact mango]

playing a game right now

[hallow mirage]

ok

[livid tiger]

hi

[hallow mirage]

u shouldnt type in discord while playing a game it affects ur thinking n stuff

[livid tiger]

no

[hallow mirage]

hi

[grim edge]

later

[hallow mirage]

Hey!

[grim edge]

WHY IS EVERY ACC I PLAY MADE WITHIN A WEEK AGO WTF

[hallow mirage]

skill based matchmaking

[sharp galleon]

hello

[livid tiger]

thye r actually high rated and they made these accounts to troll

[sharp galleon]

skill issue bruddah

[grim edge]

hello everyone

[hallow mirage]

The dog in your profile picture looks familiar. I feel like I've seen it somewhere before.

[sharp galleon]

if a user using SF is considered high rated, then yes

[hallow mirage]

Greetings, sir.

or maam

[upbeat viper]

you might be in the tilt/new players queue

[grim edge]

inferno dragon was actually my first legendary

[grim edge]

😭

[hallow mirage]

Mine was the Night Witch!

[grim edge]

Whats that?

whats tilt meaning

[upbeat viper]

idk

[sharp galleon]

mine was no joke the Miner

[hallow mirage]

Minors are always nice

[upbeat viper]

but I'm sure there are different queues on chess.com

[grim edge]

?

[upbeat viper]

just from a personnal experience

[hallow mirage]

Great tower chipper for newer players.

[sharp galleon]

it isn’t even considered a win condition anymore

[grim edge]

no way that exist

[upbeat viper]

I don't know either for sure

but

[grim edge]

honestly it would make sense

[sharp galleon]

as a guy that once tilted 250 points, I can sorta confirm

[grim edge]

how 💀

[upbeat viper]

happens

[sharp galleon]

was addicted to playing blitz so I lost 250 rating in 3 days

and in 4 more days I gained 200 back

so uhh it wasn’t fun

[grim edge]

Lmfao

[hallow mirage]

@upbeat viper can i ask a question about if something is considered cheating

[upbeat viper]

sure

[compact mango]

fight me

[hallow mirage]

would i be allowed to cover my body with tatoos of lines of the english opening

[compact mango]

i'm done

[hallow mirage]

or would that be considered cheating

[upbeat viper]

lmao

[grim edge]

💀

[upbeat viper]

if you look at them while playing yeah it would be

[compact mango]

imao

[hallow mirage]

dangit

[hallow mirage]

ok

https://play.chess.com/mN91w

[upbeat viper]

anyway bye

[hallow mirage]

goodbye sir

[grim edge]

i am now become sleepy, the goer to bed

[sharp galleon]

man’s about to hit the bay

[grim edge]

san francisco will never see me coming

[sharp galleon]

oh shi-

also when are you going to connect your account

[grim edge]

why sleep when substances exist

[grim edge]

idk where to get any

[grim edge]

unlucky

besides like. caffeine

ikr? i got lameass friends

[sharp galleon]

just go to Colombia

[grim edge]

oohh ok. how far away is that. can i walk

[sharp galleon]

they export special rocks

[grim edge]

Ive played 2 cheaters in 1 day! wowm I usally never play them.

https://www.chess.com/game/live/84346779465 ''1900 rated player'' I played terrible to tho

[worn ice]

IsaacChessRapid (1803) vs. PettaLolo (1883)

Move List

1. Nf3 d5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 e6 4. O-O c5 5. d3 Be7 6. c3 b5 7. Nbd2 Qd6 8. Re1 Bb7 9. e4 d4 10. e5 Bxf3 11. Nxf3 Qd5 12. exf6 Bxf6 13. Nh4 Qd8 14. Bxa8 dxc3 15. bxc3 Bxc3 16. Bf4 O-O 17. Rc1 Bxe1 18. Qxe1 g5 19. Bxb8 Qxb8 20. Be4 gxh4 21. gxh4 Qd6 22. Qe3 f5 23. Qg5+ Kh8 24. Bg2 Rg8 25. Qf6+ Rg7 26. d4 Qxd4 27. Qxd4 cxd4 28. Rc8+ Rg8 29. Rxg8+ Kxg8 30. Kf1 Kf7 31. a3 a5 32. Ke2 e5 33. Bc6 Ke7 34. Bxb5 e4 35. f3 d3+ 36. Kd2 exf3 37. Kxd3 f4 38. Ke4 Ke6 39. Kxf4 Kd5 40. Kxf3 

[grim edge]

on the bright side my hair is amazing rn

but i have a huge headache 😭

[grim edge]

hair reveal?

no img perms 😭

[grim edge]

dm?

[edgy kernel]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/84347373757

[nimble niche]

/profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

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Rapid: 1600 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2303 (2303 peak)
Bullet: 2131 (2211 peak)

[nimble niche]

I hit 2300, keep going or nah?

[grim edge]

quit chess now

[bright glade]

stop

[nimble niche]

wait lmfao I got affected by the glitch as well

[sharp galleon]

imagine not being in a slump in blitz

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Isaac Kapoor (isaacchessrapid)

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Rapid: 1803 (1803 peak)
Blitz: 800 (2037 peak)
Bullet: 1455 (1455 peak)

[grim edge]

Teach me chess

[nimble niche]

it wasn't like that this morning

[grim edge]

not untilmwe become friends

[sharp galleon]

man’s a 800

[grim edge]

Nah focus on life now

[sharp galleon]

real

[grim edge]

okay

leave chess never come back

[grim edge]

Its a glitch

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ghostleviathan666

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Rapid: 400 (1512 peak)
Blitz: 1079 (1086 peak)
Bullet: 888 (952 peak)

[sharp galleon]

that’s the joke

[hallow mirage]

everyone thinks i got affected by the glitch but i just lost 1400 rating because i was hving a bad day

[grim edge]

I yum noob

[bright glade]

omm

[grim edge]

you maxed your chess skills, now max something else

[grim edge]

I know, i was jk abt not understanding it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vincent (cellen01)

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Rapid: 2303 (2303 peak)
Blitz: 2147 (2311 peak)
Bullet: 2300 (2300 peak)

[sharp galleon]

why is mine not affected

[long palm]

Ok

[sharp galleon]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> apatheticmoiz

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Rapid: 2084 (2151 peak)
Blitz: 1767 (1969 peak)
Bullet: 1600 (2051 peak)

[grim edge]

ur just better

[nimble niche]

I haven't played rapid much in so long my blitz is now better than my rapid

[sharp galleon]

I see

[bright glade]

ommm

[sharp galleon]

after I started playing rapid my blitz rating went non-existent

[grim edge]

Stop playing chess and become my coach

[hallow mirage]

stop asking people to teach you chess and start playing chess

[grim edge]

In last game he has more accuracy than u

[merry horizon]

fr

[grim edge]

My elo is more than you

[bright glade]

cuz im not serious

[grim edge]

Still u won

[hallow mirage]

we can 1v1 if u like

[grim edge]

Ok

[hallow mirage]

jk ur not worth my time patzer

[hallow mirage]

ur rating is Dog

🐶

[grim edge]

My rating is 1500

[hallow mirage]

OH WOW THATS SO GOOD! YOU SHOULD BE A GRANDMASTER 😱 '

im so scared of your gigantic rating man

[grim edge]

“1000-1199”

[hallow mirage]

im so scared dude!!!!

[grim edge]

That is glitch

Couple of months ago i dreamed of getting 1700, Now somehow im 1800 tf.

[grim edge]

do /profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ghostleviathan666

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Rapid: 400 (1512 peak)
Blitz: 1079 (1086 peak)
Bullet: 888 (952 peak)

[grim edge]

Glitch

alr

[grim edge]

It Glitch if u play friendly match

https://tenor.com/view/mods-are-asleep-monke-funne-gif-25685124

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> whosshqro (shqroo)

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Rapid: 1972 (1972 peak)

[grim edge]

Wait are there any mods in chat?

[hallow mirage]

@grim edge how are you so good????

[grim edge]

I play

[hallow mirage]

ur such a pro man!

[grim edge]

Go play faster Tc 💀

[grim edge]

I don't know

[grim edge]

i feel like ur 1900 or some shit

[hallow mirage]

me? haha! no that would be my dream

[grim edge]

lmfao

[grim edge]

do / profile

[grim edge]

He is under500

[hallow mirage]

i was so close to reaching that goal but i went on an insane losing streak and lost 1400 rating 😭

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Patzer Extinguisher 961000 (honchkrowabcd)

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Rapid: 400 (1808 peak)
Blitz: 400 (1519 peak)
Bullet: 1604 (1604 peak)

[grim edge]

nice

I was correct lmfao

[hallow mirage]

im so sad i cant believe i lost that much rating in 1 day

[grim edge]

:0

[compact mango]

am i good?

[hallow mirage]

i broke 2 monitors and my laptop

[grim edge]

Lol

[hallow mirage]

you are really good man. you should play @grim edge he is so good

[grim edge]

Ye

@edgy kernel lets play

[compact mango]

lets play

[grim edge]

Send challenge link

[edgy kernel]

im in a game

[grim edge]

after?

[edgy kernel]

k

[grim edge]

my break is almost over

[grim edge]

Go study

[grim edge]

ill send challange

[compact mango]

um, uh what's that?

[grim edge]

what

[grim edge]

I am sending

[compact mango]

ok

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/Svh8L

@compact mango

Fck me

[south loom]

Y’all think magnus or fischer is winning a game

[edgy kernel]

alr send me

[grim edge]

can u friend me first

[edgy kernel]

alr

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Isaac Kapoor (isaacchessrapid)

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Premium Member: False
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Rapid: 1803 (1803 peak)
Blitz: 800 (2037 peak)
Bullet: 1455 (1455 peak)

[grim edge]

Dis me

[edgy kernel]

i have been winning with luck lmfao

[long palm]

Ok

[edgy kernel]

how do you add friends bruh

[grim edge]

Yay im restricted for aborting people who i think are cheaters

[coral ledge]

Just get gud

[grim edge]

Go to profile, and click more i think

[weary hearth]

:/

[long palm]

What the heck

[coral ledge]

You’re prolly liek 300

[long palm]

Tf did I even do

[grim edge]

i send req to you

[edgy kernel]

add me

[long palm]

Bald af

[grim edge]

i just did 🙂

[coral ledge]

I could triple adopt you blindfolded

[long palm]

Put it on God wussy

[coral ledge]

300s are so trash

[grim edge]

who

[coral ledge]

This trashass @long palm

[grim edge]

What do yall think of eddie murphy?

[grim edge]

To be fair, he hasnt wasted his life to chess and could probably bash us both

[long palm]

Bro shut your Bing chilling

[edgy kernel]

mhm

send challenge

[coral ledge]

Man I’ll beat you up

[long palm]

You quite literally don't have a dad

[coral ledge]

Play me rn

[opal nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131824996185034782/1134722773999165461/20230728_161917.mp4

[long palm]

I will omm

[grim edge]

chess nerd vs normal person

[coral ledge]

Dead mom

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/back-at-it-gif-24981788

Friendly doggie

[thick delta]

Miguel!

[grim edge]

He doesnt bite

[opal nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-suit-gif-24830270

[fading spruce]

Relatable

[grim edge]

Naww bro wtf

[bright glade]

<@&745328830649991179> n word bait

[opal nacelle]

1984

[merry horizon]

fr?

imma try

[grim edge]

Dont blunder a ban from chess,com discord

[past plinth]

1

[opal nacelle]

ain't no one falling for that 💀 💀

[bright glade]

..ive seen someone fall for it..

[grim edge]

Epic game i played as a 600

[merry horizon]

lmao

[bright glade]

u couldnt be more wrong neuro

[opal nacelle]

0 iq

[merry horizon]

fr

[grim edge]

I missed a m10 :(

[compact mango]

@grim edge am good?

[graceful lintel]

How's your day going everyone

[bright glade]

no

[compact mango]

play?

[grim edge]

Yea

[grim edge]

Very bad

[graceful lintel]

??
Not rn 😭🥹

[grim edge]

When do u play chess

[fallen wadi]

Sup e4 noobs.

[grim edge]

@graceful lintel go touch grass

[grim edge]

Teach me chess

[graceful lintel]

I'm on break

[fallen wadi]

No u noob.

[grim edge]

Ieah how could I, a 617 elo, miss an m10 😭😭

[graceful lintel]

I play d4

[grim edge]

Practice

[fallen wadi]

W

[fallen wadi]

These e4 noobs think they all that

[opal nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131824996185034782/1134725341798215681/E983CFBF-A355-4F7A-9CEB-EC9A95C16564.png

[compact mango]

4 great moves and still lost😭

[edgy kernel]

@grim edge lmao i did 2 blunders

[graceful lintel]

💀

[strange skiff]

yeah no

[fiery beacon]

what does this mean

can someone translate this for me

[hasty iris]

Anitta! I just sent a support email in about new roles for chesscom affiliate club admins! it will probably find you next week

[honest zephyr]

Skull sad +5

[strange skiff]

Hey if you want to cc me into it feel free!! its [e-mail]

[fiery beacon]

that doesn't help much but ok

[strange skiff]

I deal with community club

hopefully I can help!

[hasty iris]

oh sure ok, im not sure if i can though since it was a support ticket through the site, so i havent received any response yet so i dont even have my original message

[strange skiff]

Oh ok! Do you want to tell me what it was about in dms?

[hasty iris]

sure!

[strange skiff]

sup Kayden

[hasty iris]

thats amazing i love how you're so engaged in here ❤️

will dm u

[coral ledge]

Bro @long palm is bullying me

[long palm]

Bruh

He started it

Ong he did

[stable jungle]

Hey @long palm, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[strange skiff]

well yall are the community im one of the community coordinators, so happy you feel this way 🫡

im also a kindergarten teacher sometimes so Idc who started it, go fight in dms @long palm @coral ledge

[long palm]

Are you calling me a kindergartener

😭

[strange skiff]

yall acting like ones

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> the_n0thingness

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Rapid: 800 (574 peak)
Blitz: 591 (696 peak)
Bullet: 306 (449 peak)

[restive storm]

@strange skiff my friend got 2nd in an arena two weeks ago

will he get diamond

[long palm]

Shiver my timbers omm

[compact mango]

i'm so bad

[strange skiff]

yep, I'll be gifting all discord arena prizes later today @restive storm 🙂

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-sus-chess-play-chess-pawn-gif-20671832

[strange skiff]

sorry, I had been traveling

[glass carbon]

My prefered starting move is B4

[fallen wadi]

E4 or d4?

[strange skiff]

e4 of course

[restive storm]

ok he is @cold phoenix

[fallen wadi]

Noob

[restive storm]

thanks anitta

[glass carbon]

The polish game is the best opening

[strange skiff]

back atcha

[fallen wadi]

My potential ain’t unlocked yet..

[strange skiff]

lmao

[strange skiff]

mine either

I will be titled one day

[fallen wadi]

Me first

[strange skiff]

how old are you tho

if you're younger than 15 then yeah probably you first

[hasty iris]

just sent you a dm on discord! thanks!

[fallen wadi]

16

[fading spruce]

Bro stole my meme

You better actually play g5 if you are going to be using it

[graceful lintel]

I said same thing to someone and pixel started roasting me

18k games 💀

[fading spruce]

Borg

[fallen wadi]

Finna be me fr

I’m finna be a grandmaster

And then I’ll troll noobs here after

I’m kidding

😎

Are you talking to me buddy?

[compact mango]

https://www.chess.com/game/38593bb9-2dd5-11ee-b0d7-a410bd01000f i feel like hikaru after this😭

[restive storm]

one punch man is cool

[grim edge]

k

[restive storm]

I can't agree with this

[long palm]

Looks like @coral ledge in terms of hairstyle

[grim edge]

walter white

how do you get the pride pawn role? no homo

[graceful lintel]

Hi

[grim edge]

ok

[graceful lintel]

[long palm]

Lowkey if yall are looking for a w chess channel for intermediate to beginner level skill remote chess academy is a dub on god

[cold gorge]

What

[grim edge]

Wait, why is neurofumo got locked out? 💀

[graceful lintel]

[compact mango]

anyone wanna play?

[graceful lintel]

[long palm]

I only speak fax

[cold gorge]

No wdym lmao

[grim edge]

lol

[glass carbon]

ok

[long palm]

Like remote chess academy is the goat

[cold gorge]

Who’s tryna get chess rizzed up

[fading spruce]

He posted a mean that was trying to get people to say syllables that sounded like the n word

[glass carbon]

Me bbg

[cold gorge]

Alr lol

[long palm]

I'd even go as far to say it's better than hikaru

[cold gorge]

I’ll be the e5 to your e4

[grim edge]

Is he permanently ban? 💀

[long palm]

In fact Gotham chess is blown away

[fading spruce]

Idk

[coral ledge]

Remote chess academy only teaches dumbass tricks that stunt chess growth

That’s why you’re in the shape you are

[long palm]

Man fucj you

[coral ledge]

Send ur chesscom

[long palm]

Whyyou backall of asudden

Alr fine

ratingsrequiem

[cold gorge]

Damn ur getting called out rn

[fading spruce]

These dudes are just trolls

[coral ledge]

Lmao

[cold gorge]

That’s not demotivating

[glass carbon]

Ok guys im gonna do it im gonna reach 1000

[cold gorge]

Low elo chess tricks are stupid

[fading spruce]

Bro Aldies got perma-banned for saying “because you’re black”

[cold gorge]

Gl

[long palm]

You know what that is?

[fading spruce]

I think he said Anitta

[coral ledge]

Ong bruh they just set u back

[long palm]

Bro

This is why you're an opp omm

[cold gorge]

I’ve never played wayword or scholar’s and I’ve never felt more clean

[fading spruce]

I wouldn’t know because I would never go to a Caro-Kann server

[long palm]

Ur probably -300

Oh nvm then

[fading spruce]

Bruh

[cold gorge]

Caro is dumb ngl

[fading spruce]

I guess no one likes the Caro

[long palm]

Caro is an L

[coral ledge]

/profile

/profile

[long palm]

????

[delicate island]

But I like caro😭

[long palm]

Omm

[cold gorge]

I only play king’s pawn lmao

[fading spruce]

Just play c5 next move

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sussytrashchessplayer

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Rapid: 1387 (1488 peak)

[cold gorge]

Blud only plays rapid

[graceful lintel]

Can't disconnect my acc 😭

[coral ledge]

/profile

/profile

[fading spruce]

Anyone want to play?

[grim edge]

Why?

[graceful lintel]

Nah I've played like 5 games in this acc

[cold gorge]

Why did I think you were a GM lmao

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

I can play a couple 3+0

[coral ledge]

Lmao

[cold gorge]

Ah

[delicate island]

Caro kann > Scandinavian

[fading spruce]

Alright

[cold gorge]

Capppp

[delicate island]

No

[fading spruce]

The Anglo-Scandinavian though

[hasty iris]

caro players when i play c4 and open up a beautiful initiative as white: 😮

[cold gorge]

Scandi is hot ngl

[graceful lintel]

Wait I'm not trusted any more

[delicate island]

I am gonna defend caro kann Agaisnt you all😭

[grim edge]

Link sent

[hasty iris]

jk i dont know how to play caro at all

[delicate island]

Because of caro kan my Wr in black pieces is 68%

[glass carbon]

Caro kan is the worst opening 🦐

[delicate island]

Nooo

[cold gorge]

Bongcloud no diffs

[glass carbon]

i ONLY play the polish game

[strange skiff]

scandi is the worst but go off ig

[grim edge]

hello

[keen parrot]

fr

[cold gorge]

Dafuq

[delicate island]

YES FINALLY

[strange skiff]

scandi sucks

absolute trash opening

garbage garbanzo

[coral ledge]

Ong bru

[grim edge]

Scandinavian throws off the opponent on the first move dawg

[cold gorge]

Mad cap

[fossil schooner]

Scandi follows opening principles like don't bring your queen out early

[grim edge]

real

[hasty iris]

until i play vs an FM that trolls me in the scandi and im somehow lost in 15 moves!

[coral ledge]

Scandi freest opening

[delicate island]

Yess 😭

[ornate ivy]

W take

[coral ledge]

I’m liek 1900 otb

[glass carbon]

U can get mate in the first 2 moves if ur oponent is stubid

[grim edge]

nah

[coral ledge]

Scandi free asf

[ornate ivy]

🧢

[strange skiff]

yeah throws him off. yeets him from the possibility of losing the damn game

[grim edge]

are u a cm?@ornate ivy

[delicate island]

Yes fr fr😭

[coral ledge]

Play me

[cold gorge]

I think you misclicked you put a 1

[strange skiff]

doesnt work

still sucks

[delicate island]

Caro kann > Scandinavian

[coral ledge]

Alr play me trust

[ornate ivy]

My name says WCM

[cold gorge]

Alr lol

[coral ledge]

Let’s go

[keen parrot]

i was +2 in 10 moves against a WIM when she played the scandi

otb

[strange skiff]

it's ok I have a fake internet name too

[coral ledge]

I beat some NM in a najdorf line

[ornate ivy]

[hasty iris]

[ornate ivy]

No

[coral ledge]

What’s ur account

[strange skiff]

how did you beat an NM no offense you're U1000

[grim edge]

how thou i mean you expect the opponent to play e5 but they don't and if you study the opening correctly there are a lot of transpositions and tactics it really allows you to play freely if you enjoy queen size castiling

[coral ledge]

Cap

[cold gorge]

I’ll dm

[coral ledge]

Anyone play me trust

[ornate ivy]

Wdym cap

[fossil schooner]

With a baseball bat

[graceful lintel]

I've got destroyed on 15 move by IM

[coral ledge]

I’m underrated trusttt

[upbeat viper]

hi chat

[strange skiff]

ok transpositions from the scandi I can get behind. but still

[upbeat viper]

ohhh

Anitta

[hasty iris]

it's a chesscom api bug

[strange skiff]

what like

[grim edge]

can I dm i have this really big tournament coming up?

[strange skiff]

1500 underrated?

[coral ledge]

Nah

[cold gorge]

😳😏

[coral ledge]

Liek 2000 underrated

[strange skiff]

hey bast !!

[upbeat viper]

back to your home sweet home ?

how's the gato doing

[strange skiff]

I meant like. 1500 under your actual rating?

[coral ledge]

Somebody Paly me I’ll prove it

[strange skiff]

how

gato is fine!

[upbeat viper]

nice!

[graceful lintel]

My rating role is bugged
I'm 1600-1799 now

[hasty iris]

right now it says im 500-999 still but im actually 1600 💀

[viscid jacinth]

Tru

[coral ledge]

I’m liek 1300 points underrated cc

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Joel (sjbfan)

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Name: Joel (sjbfan)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 800 (1602 peak)
Blitz: 800 (1541 peak)
Bullet: 1411 (1412 peak)

[viscid jacinth]

Bois i am at the dentist's

[coral ledge]

I’ll legit farm half the ppl here 💀

[viscid jacinth]

Wish me luck fr

[grim edge]

checkmate him

[strange skiff]

Lucy is harsh but fair

[cold gorge]

You’re not in a chess edit my boi

[ornate ivy]

[strange skiff]

It's ok neither am I

[ornate ivy]

Wdym…

[lament sparrow]

ima PLAy a rapid tournament ( 30|0

[coral ledge]

Challenge me cuh

[fossil schooner]

Do flossin dance

[cold gorge]

Alr lol

[lament sparrow]

cuz im noob

[grim edge]

moon i dm d u

[strange skiff]

common "Hi, I'm new here!" take

[coral ledge]

Challenge me 💀🤡

[ornate ivy]

Aight I’ll help you in a sec

[grim edge]

yeah cool

[coral ledge]

I’m not even joking I’m so underrated

[graceful lintel]

I'm not trusted any more why

[coral ledge]

It’s criminal

[grim edge]

what

[cold gorge]

Sent

[hasty iris]

whats ur actual rating on CC without the api lag

[grim edge]

bro appreciating himself

[coral ledge]

My chesscom is mirage

[strange skiff]

where do you usually play

[hasty iris]

use profile command

[graceful lintel]

No gif and images perms

[coral ledge]

Otb

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> notagmog

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 928 (968 peak)
Blitz: 621
Bullet: 1388 (1388 peak)

[grim edge]

noob ass

[upbeat viper]

mirage

[ornate ivy]

Nah nah nah we ain’t just moving on past the fact that Annita agreed that im not a good person… @strange skiff explain yourself

[fossil schooner]

What's your fiddle

[strange skiff]

hm

kay

[upbeat viper]

you're moon

[strange skiff]

I said "it's ok neither am I"

[upbeat viper]

moon isn't a person

moon is moon

look

[grim edge]

🍋

[cold gorge]

Mf I sent it lmao

[upbeat viper]

daz creepy

[graceful lintel]

Thanks 😭😭🥹

[ornate ivy]

That’s terrifying

[coral ledge]

Shi I’m logging in

[grim edge]

what's ur otb rating?

[ornate ivy]

He said 1900

[strange skiff]

np @graceful lintel

[graceful lintel]

Whoever gave me trusted role 😭

[cold gorge]

1900 apparently

[grim edge]

Hello

[strange skiff]

pog

[coral ledge]

Let’s go with 1923 uscf

[upbeat viper]

💵

[graceful lintel]

[coral ledge]

Y’all feel me?

[grim edge]

Do3s anyone want to run some rapid

[ornate ivy]

Wdym let’s go with 😭

[strange skiff]

henlo bobo, the flying box

let's go with

kekw

[fossil schooner]

Fr tho? That's good

[grim edge]

Yo wsg

[grim edge]

bruh

[fossil schooner]

I'm only 1300 uscf

[strange skiff]

if you end up closed on cc I stg

[grim edge]

Darn that's 4 above m3 💀

[coral ledge]

Wdym

[upbeat viper]

no cheating accusation

https://tenor.com/bWZSG.gif

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2023 (2023 peak)
Blitz: 1843 (1982 peak)
Bullet: 1200 (2004 peak)

[grim edge]

Ong

[hasty iris]

Bast has arrived

[strange skiff]

A lot of new ppl that say they can beat anyone on the discord end up banned by fair play in a week, I'm hoping you're not the case

not accusing, it was a meta meme

[coral ledge]

I’m just underrated trusttt

[strange skiff]

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

Does anyonE want. To play chess

[strange skiff]

Bast I wrote the damn rules but fair

[upbeat viper]

[strange skiff]

@coral ledge wanted to

[hasty iris]

i got smacked by a guy 700 points lower than me twice in a row and he was saying he plays IRL

[strange skiff]

go play you two

[grim edge]

Bet

[upbeat viper]

admin aboose as always

[coral ledge]

I’m cooking some guy who trash talked me

[grim edge]

Which guy

[hasty iris]

he was banned the next morning i didnt even report him

[strange skiff]

check his profile, if it's consistenly sus, report.

[strange skiff]

lol our fp team >>>>

[grim edge]

Let me play you bro

[coral ledge]

@cold gorge

[grim edge]

Bruh @fading spruce gg

Oh dam

[cold gorge]

Yuh

[hasty iris]

he was already caught yeah 💀

[strange skiff]

rex play bobo

[coral ledge]

You’re cooked

[grim edge]

I'm down

[fading spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1128596792292946002/1129943382907699200/image.png

[grim edge]

To play

[cold gorge]

Ok bro lama

[grim edge]

I'm suck

[hasty iris]

nah that guy was a seriously bad actor he kept saying "oh yeah i play otb im improving a lot"

[coral ledge]

Bro trapped his own bishop

[grim edge]

@grim edge you wanna 4un some blitz or rapid

[cold gorge]

It’s 2am bruh

[grim edge]

Why me

[coral ledge]

Same chi

[grim edge]

Idk someone said for you to play me

[cold gorge]

Yeah 2am chess hits diff

[coral ledge]

Bro I’m just liek vasee @grim edge

U feel me

[grim edge]

What's vasee

[grim edge]

Eh, do I know you? I assume you're not talking about me?

[fading spruce]

I have a terrific headache

[cold gorge]

Lol

[strange skiff]

I was sorry lmfao

[still grove]

I only played once against a cheater👍 they're doing a good job

[strange skiff]

you do not know me

I work here

[coral ledge]

Can somebody else play me

[strange skiff]

a dude wanted to play someone

[grim edge]

💀

[strange skiff]

and you seemed to be playing ppl

[coral ledge]

This Jeff guy too free

[grim edge]

Skull

[grim edge]

M3 on god

[strange skiff]

skull

nice to meet ya im anitta

[grim edge]

Play me gm

[strange skiff]

wtf is that

[grim edge]

On gang play me

[coral ledge]

No cuh ion feel liek playing vasee

[grim edge]

Hello Anita

[grim edge]

Dawwg who is vasee

[fading spruce]

Average Discord mf

[grim edge]

[graceful lintel]

Ive sent 5k messages on this server

[fading spruce]

I just want to Borg it up

@grim edge you down to Grob?

[grim edge]

Someone play me pls I'm legit 1600 I'm not athat good

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> wilderthanthewest

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1636 (1652 peak)
Bullet: 400 (1745 peak)

[still grove]

But I'm 1400😭

[coral ledge]

Ye bobo is free

[grim edge]

Same thiing

[coral ledge]

Y’all feel me?

[grim edge]

Play me rn ong

[coral ledge]

I destroyed him otb

[still grove]

Nah you'd win by a mile

[coral ledge]

20 moves

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> notagmog

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 928 (968 peak)
Blitz: 621
Bullet: 1388 (1388 peak)

[grim edge]

In my defense

[coral ledge]

@cold gorge resign cuh

[cold gorge]

Lol

[grim edge]

You played some weird line

And I played too fast

[coral ledge]

Bro it was mainline sveshnikov

And you thought you just won a pawn

And then I cooked ur ass

[grim edge]

Ion kno2 mainline sveshnikov 😭

[grim edge]

that wasn't main line lmao

[coral ledge]

Do Ik you?

[barren galleon]

I need actual help

[grim edge]

U are gm?

[coral ledge]

Helll noo

[grim edge]

We can both agree That during the game we both thought it was ffree

[coral ledge]

I wish

[coral ledge]

I thought I had comp

[undone dove]

Grob op

[barren galleon]

My eyes can’t focus and I’m the sweatiest I’ve ever been

[upbeat viper]

egg man

[fading spruce]

I have a video of Hikaru losing to the Grob

[barren galleon]

And I’ve climbed a mountain with no water

[upbeat viper]

it's been so long since I last saw him

[grim edge]

But NNot comp that made you Slightly better

[coral ledge]

@cold gorge I’m underrated rite

[grim edge]

Hi

[coral ledge]

Comp said I was better

[cold gorge]

Fs lmao

[barren galleon]

I think I’m hallucinating or something

[cold gorge]

Or just I’m trash

[grim edge]

But ur not Computer

[fading spruce]

Xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao tian di yi pian xang mang

[coral ledge]

Lowkey I’d have a chance against @ornate ivy u feel me

I beat a wcm up

[grim edge]

Wild behavior

[coral ledge]

Gave her two pawns in the sveshnikov

[grim edge]

wazzup

[coral ledge]

And then she just dropped piece 💀

[undone dove]

Does bro think Moon is a girl?

[stuck kestrel]

@fading spruce

[coral ledge]

Bet

[grim edge]

Will u play with me :))

[stuck kestrel]

Albino you stupid idiot

[coral ledge]

Idk bro I’m bad at chess

I keep throwing easy games

[grim edge]

It does say wcm

[coral ledge]

Except this Jeff guy he’s free

[timber moat]

hey

[undone dove]

You were saying you were underrated a minute ago

[grim edge]

i'm not that good at the game play @coral ledge cuz he a grandmaster

[coral ledge]

Yea 2k otb is trash asf

[grim edge]

Red panda play me on gang

[grim edge]

Ok

@grim edge

[coral ledge]

I get destroyed by IMs

Except washed ones

[stuck kestrel]

im from pakstan and he said pakistan meant something else and called me an idiot. I can call him an idiot too

[grim edge]

Which title u have

[barren galleon]

Ok but please help I think my brain is malfunctioning

[keen parrot]

he is ACM

[grim edge]

bruuuuh

lmao

[grim edge]

Acm??

[stuck kestrel]

No, he just makes me angry. LIKE IM FROM PAKISTAN AND YOURE TEACHING ME WHAT PAKISTAN MEANS? THE AUDACITY ON THE MF

[glass carbon]

Who wants to play unrated

[grim edge]

yeah I'm ACM actually

[keen parrot]

yes, very prestigious

[coral ledge]

ACM more fake than women’s titles

[undone dove]

Aren’t you 900 rapid?

[stuck kestrel]

check the message i sent , the picture

[grim edge]

Bet

[cold gorge]

He’s not lmao

[coral ledge]

I’m one underrated mf

[upbeat viper]

vimun

[grim edge]

What does that mean

[upbeat viper]

chess teaching me when

[stuck kestrel]

Arena Candidate master

[grim edge]

arena candidate master

[stuck kestrel]

probably

[keen parrot]

i got drunk, went to sleep, woke up and you are still talking about pakistan

[coral ledge]

Yea but I’m so underrated

[undone dove]

Then does that count as sandboxing?

[keen parrot]

smh read my about me

[coral ledge]

Atl 2250 rapid strength

[cold gorge]

No?

[stuck kestrel]

NO, I WAS RIGHT. THE ALBINO MF WAS WRONG, NOW DO U SEE?

[undone dove]

get to 2000 then

[upbeat viper]

I'm not the world tho'

[keen parrot]

ok

[grim edge]

Play with me :))

[stuck kestrel]

That dumb guy was teaching me, WHEN IM FROM THE DAMN COUNTRY

[keen parrot]

i won't have time for coaching

[coral ledge]

I’m not even playing well

[stuck kestrel]

THE AUDACITY ON THE MF

[upbeat viper]

oh

[coral ledge]

This mf is just trash

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

i'm only 1600-1799 you can find better players here

[grim edge]

I am 1500

[keen parrot]

yeah this dude sucks frfr

[stuck kestrel]

idk but he was wrong and also so confident and called me idiot

[grim edge]

Guys is there a channel I can use to beg people to play chess

[keen parrot]

Worse

[coral ledge]

Bro I mite be 900 rapid

[grim edge]

Play with me sir :))) u can teach me something

[stuck kestrel]

yes, this one

[coral ledge]

But I’d lowkey cook some of the ppl here

[regal bay]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
dude i'm so bad

[keen parrot]

worse

[grim edge]

Hello everyone

[grim edge]

Cept fo4 me ong

[coral ledge]

Play me next

Cuz you liek talking trash

[stuck kestrel]

37 💀

[coral ledge]

I gotchu fam

[keen parrot]

is he? I thought he was American

[coral ledge]

Lemme cook this mf first

[regal bay]

well i still got a brilliant so it's not that bad lmfao

[coral ledge]

Alr bro

[grim edge]

Lichess link in chess.com server

Who wants to run blitz om gang

[stuck kestrel]

ok next time im gonna tell him wrong information about brazil

thanks for telling me where hes from

[coral ledge]

Brazil is nice country

[stuck kestrel]

ok

[grim edge]

Anyone wanna to run blitz I'm gonna beg cuz I hav
E nothing e
Ttter to do

[keen parrot]

most murders in the world by far

[coral ledge]

Bros got that American geograph

[spice zephyr]

Heya

[stuck kestrel]

the capital of brazil is Rio de Janeiro

[undone dove]

Why did you play a game with caro kann

[coral ledge]

Holy @cold gorge u are not good at chess

[last verge]

im currently up two pieces for two pawns in a daily game this is just depressing for my opponent

[coral ledge]

You sold this better ending

[cold gorge]

It’s 2:42 am Chillax bruh

[coral ledge]

Cuh same

[stuck kestrel]

hey ur from sweden or romania, i wanna do it with urs too

[cold gorge]

Cuh you’re 1900

[stuck kestrel]

messi is from brazil

[coral ledge]

Cap

[keen parrot]

brazil is just American portugal but broke and violent

[grim edge]

Play me
Bro I'm 16
00

[upbeat viper]

[stuck kestrel]

and BIG

[keen parrot]

sorry anitta if you read that

[coral ledge]

I’m 900

[undone dove]

Ok @coral ledge I agree you are underrated but your opponents suck

[upbeat viper]

@strange skiff opinion

[keen parrot]

didn't mean it

[upbeat viper]

[coral ledge]

See my rapid

[cold gorge]

What

[keen parrot]

ffs bast

[grim edge]

@grim edge reply

[grim edge]

yo

[undone dove]

He’s probably closer to advanced

[upbeat viper]

you're lucky she's occupied rn

but

[grim edge]

/profile

[coral ledge]

alr where the dude who was trash talking

[grim edge]

Hi

[keen parrot]

she was here like 5 mins ago

[coral ledge]

he said i wasnt underrated

[upbeat viper]

you'll see why soon

[coral ledge]

ima beat them up

[grim edge]

play @coral ledge he a grandmaster i'm tellin you

[cold gorge]

And you proved me wrong lol

[coral ledge]

not you

[cold gorge]

Play me

[coral ledge]

some other dude

[grim edge]

I will lose to gm u play with me sir :))))

[undone dove]

Me?

[grim edge]

Chall3n

G
E
me

[coral ledge]

no

yuh

[grim edge]

WilderThanTheWet

West

[grim edge]

you'll also lose to me dw

How do you do /profile

[upbeat viper]

no lichess link

[grim edge]

Oh :3 u can coach me

[hasty iris]

BRUH he just said

[cold gorge]

Sent

[grim edge]

Hi @hasty iris

[hasty iris]

👋

[grim edge]

I don't coach but I know a guy that can help you

[grim edge]

Whoooo

[undone dove]

Bro literally sent it as Bast told him not to

[coral ledge]

mb

[grim edge]

I don't see it

[hasty iris]

how u doing

[cold gorge]

I’ll send again

[cold gorge]

You gotta challenge me my limit got reached

[grim edge]

I am doing nothing:))

[keen parrot]

■

[hasty iris]

sounds like me when my brain is fried from chess

[grim edge]

What's ur

Username

[keen parrot]

"how you doing" "nothing"

[grim edge]

[cold gorge]

It’s JeffChess001

[hasty iris]

there was a scammer on earlier actually

[lament sparrow]

bủh

[coral ledge]

this guys so bad

[lament sparrow]

bruh*

[hasty iris]

bast banned him 💀

[cold gorge]

Bruh you’re so toxic Ngl

[coral ledge]

he was talkign shit to me

[hasty iris]

who

[barren galleon]

My eyes can’t focus on anything

[grim edge]

Who

[upbeat viper]

scoobiscoobidoo

[lament sparrow]

♟

[barren galleon]

My breathing is dipose heavy

[upbeat viper]

@keen parrot be nice

[compact mango]

i dare anyone to beat me

[coral ledge]

im palying bad moves

[grim edge]

dm

[keen parrot]

come on lemme have some fun

[upbeat viper]

no

[keen parrot]

[upbeat viper]

fun isn't being mean

[coral ledge]

tbf 1900s are shit

[compact mango]

12 blunder

[upbeat viper]

agreed

[coral ledge]

hes not wrong

[nimble niche]

why is las allowed to have fun here?

[keen parrot]

fr

[upbeat viper]

we are trash

[lament sparrow]

mmm

[coral ledge]

@grim edge

just resign

dont embarass urself

[lament sparrow]

how to get color role ?

[keen parrot]

smh so toxic

[coral ledge]

its m1

yea im trash asf lmaooooo

how tf did i hang queen

[graceful lintel]

[keen parrot]

small words only please

[coral ledge]

It wasn’t good

But it was a game

[upbeat viper]

there

[graceful lintel]

Dies

...

[upbeat viper]

no markdown

[graceful lintel]

Okay

[keen parrot]

₩hat

[barren galleon]

Now I know the hallucinations are getting physical and not just in the closed eyes

[mystic stream]

[barren galleon]

And I’m pretty sure I’m getting double vision rn

[keen parrot]

[mystic stream]

#reaction-roles

[old thistle]

Kinda accurate except for the 2ks who think they are gods but I agree

[coral ledge]

Ima quit chess lmfao

[mystic stream]

Tf is that supposed to say

Oh nvm

[coral ledge]

I played some 1000 otb

[graceful lintel]

[barren galleon]

Are you real

[coral ledge]

And was lowkey getting cooked

[barren galleon]

My eyes are lazy now

[keen parrot]

nope im vimun

[coral ledge]

But then I swindled him

[mystic stream]

But then u got back rack mated

[coral ledge]

Nah

I’m not special

[grim edge]

Play with me

[coral ledge]

Nah but why do the 1000

Play so much better

Than the 1900?!

[timber moat]

Sleep

[keen parrot]

otb is diff

[grim edge]

:/

[coral ledge]

Liek I cooked the 1900

And then struggled against 1000?!!!!

Tf?!

[keen parrot]

yep, means you are about 1500

or a lucky 800

[grim edge]

Lol

[coral ledge]

Lucky 800 u feel

[noble widget]

Maybe cause 1900 is bad

[nimble niche]

because 100-3000 elo are all the same

[coral ledge]

I just accidentally got to 1900 lmfao

[keen parrot]

must be extremely lucky

[grim edge]

fr

[coral ledge]

I’m so free🤡🤡🤡

[grim edge]

@nimble niche play with me

[coral ledge]

I got farmed my some 2100

[keen parrot]

i would farm you but i get nothing from it

[coral ledge]

What’s ur otb

[keen parrot]

2

[coral ledge]

Big dubs

[grim edge]

[coral ledge]

Ima leave now lmao

[grim edge]

Gn

this server ping too much

[hallow mirage]

omg r u a real grandmaster

[sleek coyote]

Sup

[grim edge]

im muting it

[upbeat viper]

now you know why she was occupied @keen parrot

:D