💬〡general-off-topic

[teal dragon]

BIG YELLOW BIG BOAT YELLOW BIG

[novel tree]

Set you a request

Mine is apurvisnotcool

[spring solstice]

A rook fork turned me on

[thick delta]

That would go so fast on the suez

[gray saddle]

[keen parrot]

😭

[gray saddle]

[thick delta]

Who just said ded chat

[graceful lintel]

Albert

Did

[thick delta]

Ping Albert so I can murder him

[cloud iris]

@worn ice rip

[thick delta]

@worn ice you heathen

[spring solstice]

I can someones kitten if they buy me chess premium

[graceful lintel]

@worn ice

[thick delta]

Let me visit him real quick

[graceful lintel]

Imma go study bai bai cya

[spring solstice]

🦦

[spring solstice]

Study together😘

[graceful lintel]

[teal dragon]

Rip bozo

[latent pebble]

Was that avery gal racist

[graceful lintel]

hawtwmauwgslvwlshhhwoywbws

[teal dragon]

Sorry i couldnt play with u i was drying my stuffs

If u wanna play now we can

[keen parrot]

[latent pebble]

shrug

[spring solstice]

CAM I PLAY

[teal dragon]

No

[graceful lintel]

My username Professor8392 send challenge

[spring solstice]

PLS

[teal dragon]

Ok :)

[spring solstice]

:((

[teal dragon]

Why meee

[graceful lintel]

NUH UH

[thick delta]

I be

[grim edge]

How to dont be trash in chess960?

[grim edge]

Because

[opal nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131824996185034782/1134417150736605274/RDT_20230728_122738.mp4

sisyphus found in china

[grim edge]

Why am I laughing 💀

[opal nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102743430297296946/1134198849410433064/3588820-20SoyBooru.png

[thick delta]

Because is funny

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-throw-away-brain-spongebob-gif-8612783

[opal nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102743430297296946/1134417175596257330/c478b4f8788ec07b5d1cfa3c852a8138.mov

[vague matrix]

yo guys

i almost punch my screen bc of this move

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/84275326741?tab=analysis

[worn ice]

ZenoUniverse (2009) vs. LionKing2367890 (2102)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. e3 d5 3. c4 e6 4. Nc3 c6 5. Nf3 Bd6 6. c5 Bc7 7. Bd3 Nbd7 8. e4 dxe4 9. Nxe4 O-O 10. O-O e5 11. Nxf6+ Qxf6 12. Be3 Re8 13. Re1 e4 14. Bg5 Qg6 15. Qe2 f5 16. Bc4+ Kh8 17. Bd2 Nf6 18. Nh4 Qg4 19. Qxg4 Nxg4 20. g3 Bd7 21. a4 h6 22. Bf7 Red8 23. Bg6 Rf8 24. h3 Nf6 25. Nxf5 Bxf5 26. Bxf5 Rad8 27. Bc3 Rfe8 28. Re3 Rd5 29. Bg6 Re7 30. Rae1 b6 31. Bxe4 Nxe4 32. Rxe4 Rxe4 33. Rxe4 bxc5 34. dxc5 Bd8 35. Re7 Bxe7 36. b4 Rd3 37. Be1 Bf6 38. Kf1 Bc3 39. Ke2 Bxe1 40. Kxd3 Bxb4 41. Kd4 Kg8 42. Kc4 a5 43. Kb3 Kf7 44. Kb2 Ke6 45. Kc2 Kd5 46. Kc1 Kxc5 47. Kd1 Kc4 48. Kc2 c5 49. Kb2 Be1 50. Kb1 Bxf2 51. Ka2 Bxg3 52. Ka3 Be5 53. h4 g5 54. Ka2 gxh4 55. Kb1 h3 56. [Kc1] h2 57. Kd1 h1=Q+ 58. Kd2 Qf3 59. Kc2 Qd3+ 60. Kc1 Bf4+ 61. Kb2 Qb3+ 62. Ka1 Be5# 

[spring solstice]

@upbeat viper @narrow dune

[stuck kestrel]

everyone already knows tho

[spring solstice]

oh quack quack is back

[stuck kestrel]

i also use updawg

u stupid

i didnt say whats updawg

[spring solstice]

Mean

[stuck kestrel]

yes

im men

[bright glade]

next time the mod role lol

[stuck kestrel]

indeed, i am truly men

we men

[bright glade]

sexist

[stuck kestrel]

u noob

u men, i men, we men

i do.

[spring solstice]

vote for me💯

[warped galleon]

everything

[lucid sedge]

Otro gato

[stuck kestrel]

they still havent fixed /announcements

[teal dragon]

Just tell me how im zesty

[obtuse citrus]

who up being zesty

[stuck kestrel]

alice

[vague matrix]

i fumbled the bag with the rook

[spring solstice]

Massive l

[spring solstice]

you should become my disciple

[vague matrix]

im sure u watched it

[obtuse citrus]

you still doing this

[vague matrix]

whats your rating

[spring solstice]

Making an army

it will be revolutionary

[obtuse citrus]

against what

[vague matrix]

whats your rating

[spring solstice]

they are still calculating it

[vague matrix]

no in chess.com

[spring solstice]

Mr bor here is one of my desiple

[vague matrix]

just tell me your rating

[obtuse citrus]

i am

[lone laurel]

?

[obtuse citrus]

they say hes about 4000

but thats a rough estimate

[spring solstice]

join my army and you shall be known

[vague matrix]

i dont wanan

[spring solstice]

you don't have a choice.

[vague matrix]

who said i dont have a chouice

[lucid sedge]

Yall Remember this

[obtuse citrus]

bionkujs

[spring solstice]

@compact roost is one of my loyal disciple

[compact roost]

nope :<

[compact roost]

miau

[spring solstice]

what

[obtuse citrus]

miau

[spring solstice]

Yes

[opal nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1126222727422955601.gif?quality=lossless

[spring solstice]

@vague matrix join me

[thick delta]

Zetsy?

[lucid sedge]

Why are cats taking over the discord

[sleek oriole]

botez gambit

[opal nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1131310230450483331.gif?quality=lossless

[obtuse citrus]

when she meow on your meow

[lucid sedge]

The best gambit

[compact roost]

several people are typing

[spring solstice]

they are my disciples

[obtuse citrus]

got me feeling like

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-big-eyes-gif-26476010

[digital phoenix]

why the is u

[lucid sedge]

Why

[thick delta]

Le fishe au chocolat

[lucid sedge]

Why los gats

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-burger-tinycat-lunch-kitty-gif-25356075

[thick delta]

He be asking real question

[obtuse citrus]

everyday i ask myself

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/yo-cuando-spinning-fish-gif-20093574

[thick delta]

Au chocolat*

[lucid sedge]

You wont

[digital phoenix]

ju + ice = juice

[thick delta]

NoOooOo

[lucid sedge]

Don't do it

[obtuse citrus]

If the why is you then how?

[thick delta]

No is iceju

Git out

[lucid sedge]

People ask me all the time cats or dogs I always say birds then they say besides bird I reply spiders they get freaked out then say CAT or DOG not your favorite pet and I say dog.

[sleek oriole]

bro got 87.5 after hunging his queen

[thick delta]

Damn

[lucid sedge]

Rata

[thick delta]

Ratatouille

[junior jetty]

92% is crazy at 1800

[sleek oriole]

Fide master. I don't save brilliant moves, just sometimes post them here

[junior jetty]

good job

[vague matrix]

candiant master got lucky

[sleek oriole]

thanks. pretty usual actually if i dont make mistakes

[digital phoenix]

i beat a wim once

[thick delta]

France master?

[lucid sedge]

Which animal would be a good chess player

[vague matrix]

so would i have won this game?>

[thick delta]

Human

[opal nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131824996185034782/1134421899041046598/RDT_20230728_122621.mp4

[vague matrix]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/84275326741?tab=analysis

[worn ice]

ZenoUniverse (2009) vs. LionKing2367890 (2102)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. e3 d5 3. c4 e6 4. Nc3 c6 5. Nf3 Bd6 6. c5 Bc7 7. Bd3 Nbd7 8. e4 dxe4 9. Nxe4 O-O 10. O-O e5 11. Nxf6+ Qxf6 12. Be3 Re8 13. Re1 e4 14. Bg5 Qg6 15. Qe2 f5 16. Bc4+ Kh8 17. Bd2 Nf6 18. Nh4 Qg4 19. Qxg4 Nxg4 20. g3 Bd7 21. a4 h6 22. Bf7 Red8 23. Bg6 Rf8 24. h3 Nf6 25. Nxf5 Bxf5 26. Bxf5 Rad8 27. Bc3 Rfe8 28. Re3 Rd5 29. Bg6 Re7 30. Rae1 b6 31. Bxe4 Nxe4 32. Rxe4 Rxe4 33. Rxe4 bxc5 34. dxc5 Bd8 35. Re7 Bxe7 36. b4 Rd3 37. Be1 Bf6 38. Kf1 Bc3 39. Ke2 Bxe1 40. Kxd3 Bxb4 41. Kd4 Kg8 42. Kc4 a5 43. Kb3 Kf7 44. Kb2 Ke6 45. Kc2 Kd5 46. Kc1 Kxc5 47. Kd1 Kc4 48. Kc2 c5 49. Kb2 Be1 50. Kb1 Bxf2 51. Ka2 Bxg3 52. Ka3 Be5 53. h4 g5 54. Ka2 gxh4 55. Kb1 h3 56. Kc1 h2 57. Kd1 h1=Q+ 58. Kd2 Qf3 59. Kc2 Qd3+ 60. Kc1 Bf4+ 61. Kb2 Qb3+ 62. Ka1 Be5# 

[vague matrix]

agaisnt a CM

[thick delta]

SYSIPHUS

[sleek oriole]

look at this, 65 moves 90+ acc haha

[thick delta]

NOT AGAIN

[lucid sedge]

Besides humans

[digital phoenix]

i got 3050 perf

[thick delta]

Das a hard one

[sleek oriole]

i once got 2800 something

[vague matrix]

HEY IM GOKU FIGHT ME

[thick delta]

Horse? Lmao

Bonobos be wildin

They win

[thick delta]

Cyprus master?

[vague matrix]

maybe

[lucid sedge]

Probably a hornet specifically the Asian giant one they have photo graphic memory

[vague matrix]

he has a title anyway

[thick delta]

You can’t stop me

[cloud iris]

whats a cd

[vague matrix]

how to get a title

[thick delta]

It plays videos

[compact roost]

idk

[next raft]

gotta love the board

[cloud iris]

c deez nuts

[sleek oriole]

WCMs in bullet are weak af

[cloud iris]

my bad

[vague matrix]

fax

[digital phoenix]

finally found it

[lucid sedge]

...

[vague matrix]

women 🍵

[digital phoenix]

wcms are weak regardless

[thick delta]

Ayo

[thick delta]

How you 3k tf

[lucid sedge]

Sexist but true

[next raft]

i beat the strongest wcm ||with a belt||

[vague matrix]

it is edit

[digital phoenix]

broke cc

[lucid sedge]

Why was is blacked out

[vague matrix]

i challenge u

[thick delta]

What arena are you in in scam royale btw

[graceful lintel]

@teal dragon Qxa6 was brilliant with 58 accuracy

[lucid sedge]

I broke my chess board while s8buarding

Funny story

[vague matrix]

anywone 2200+ wanna play?

[glass carbon]

I could've got 3 queens but i decided to get 1 queen and 2 knights and get an epic checkmate

[compact roost]

i cant even get past 100 bruh

[thick delta]

Sadge

[lucid sedge]

I am 900 elo on chess.com

[thick delta]

I am 2 elo

[vague matrix]

im like 2000+ in elo

[glass carbon]

skill issue

[next raft]

im 695 😔

[thick delta]

How be do it

[glass carbon]

no i dont

[vague matrix]

?

[glass carbon]

im almost 1000 at blitz idiot

950

[grim edge]

Capybara

[thick delta]

Si

[lucid sedge]

Check our you Magnes Carlson failure brother

[vague matrix]

can someone hurry up give me a good match?

[glass carbon]

no im playing cod

[compact roost]

yous yos

[compact roost]

what cod

[pastel verge]

Guys guys i have favor to ask you

[thick delta]

Will 1.4-1.5k do?

[vague matrix]

i would beat you

[lucid sedge]

I was earlier and played chess

[vague matrix]

bars

[thick delta]

Don’t do it with a belt yo

[vague matrix]

yea sure 3+0

[thick delta]

Use your hands

[next raft]

thats my job

[vague matrix]

ill send you the link

[glass carbon]

im not a woman so i cant do 2 things at 1 time

[pastel verge]

How do i get better at blitz 3 minute, i just reach 1K ELO, and it's getting harder

[lucid sedge]

Lmao

I'm a guy

[bright glade]

reach 1800 rapid first then play blitz

[thick delta]

Play more, or learn openings

[vague matrix]

yo

[pastel verge]

Grinding obviously

[vague matrix]

i managed to be friends with a title player

[pastel verge]

...

[graceful lintel]

[vague matrix]

he accepted

[glass carbon]

i agree but mean mods will probably ban u for sexism

[bright glade]

no, rapid is better for improvement

[vague matrix]

just now

[pastel verge]

Oh-

[lucid sedge]

I need a hanger let me borrow you

[next raft]

damn

[spring solstice]

ys

[thick delta]

Lol

[pastel verge]

NAH DON'T USE ME

[toxic brook]

Is there a way to host a private open tournament for a group of friends without a premium account? Basically a free open tournament

[bright glade]

report them and move on, and that shouldnt happen every game so you're exaggerating

[graceful lintel]

Idk but Playing rapid will help you to improve

[lucid sedge]

Mods banned me for not knowing what the holocaust was

[thick delta]

I mean you could do it manually

[next raft]

what's tha-

[pastel verge]

If anyone is willing to help, join in Study Lounge 1

[thick delta]

It’s when the no no Germans did no no acts to the Jews

[toxic brook]

Does it not require premium membership?

[grim edge]

im back hooray

[lucid sedge]

I didn't know what or who It was they never taught this in Mexico

[next raft]

10/10 explanation

promote this guy to staff

[pastel verge]

nvm

[lucid sedge]

I had to Google and ask my Jewish and German friends

[next raft]

play another

[thick delta]

You could request the players to just request to play a friendly game with each other

[vague matrix]

k who wanna play

[grim edge]

Then do Blitz

[digital phoenix]

less than 1hour wasnt it

[thick delta]

Granted the player pool is small

[naive drift]

You summon me?

[vague matrix]

https://play.chess.com/vqDm7

[grim edge]

No

[naive drift]

Lol ok

[graceful lintel]

How's it going everyone

[lucid sedge]

Idk

[grim edge]

Tired

[vague matrix]

took u soo long to type

[thick delta]

It is going

[graceful lintel]

Nah I was thinking what should I say 🥹

[toxic brook]

Oh no, I want to run a single elimination tournament for a group of 32-64 members which is not possible manually.

[lucid sedge]

The lichess discord is soo inactive

[vague matrix]

fax

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[naive drift]

Theres a lichess discord?

[lucid sedge]

Yes

[grim edge]

How about u? All good?

[graceful lintel]

Oh great 🥹

[vague matrix]

anywone wanna play 3+)?

[grim edge]

i wish cats were real they're so cool

[vague matrix]

3+0?

[lucid sedge]

I have both lichess and chess.com

[vague matrix]

they are real

[naive drift]

Yeah

[lucid sedge]

Lichess is ... interesting

[grim edge]

false

[vague matrix]

not

[thick delta]

Everyone here below 2k, you’re like shipping coal to Newcastle

[lucid sedge]

Ya know

[spring solstice]

https://play.chess.com/hpBkS

[vague matrix]

lichess is boring

[naive drift]

Sorcery

[digital phoenix]

how to play chess

[lucid sedge]

Bird aren't real and I can prove it

[graceful lintel]

I'm fine kinda bored 🥹

[graceful lintel]

Without using trigonometry

[naive drift]

Birds are government controlled

[lucid sedge]

My pet birds do not sleep at all

And never stop looking at me

[thick delta]

cos1 = 0, I just proved birds aren’t real

[vague matrix]

i dont like my rating

[naive drift]

Nobody likes their ratings

[graceful lintel]

?!🥹

[lucid sedge]

Me neither

[thick delta]

What do be mean

[graceful lintel]

Nothing

[lucid sedge]

Why is muzan Jackson going up against drip wazzowsky

[graceful lintel]

[lucid sedge]

That what they gave us in the end of the year

But it was good

[graceful lintel]

[white sorrel]

i managed to be friend with 20 titled players

[thick delta]

Play me bro

[white sorrel]

just send them most accepts

[lucid sedge]

Lmao

[naive drift]

Damn, any GM's?

[thick delta]

You send link

[graceful lintel]

||500-999 ||
Don't disrespect

[thick delta]

Damn

[white sorrel]

actually not true

[grim edge]

Idk them tho

[white sorrel]

but check their friend list if they have like 3000 friends send them they might accept

[white sorrel]

how u dont know gm hess

[short stream]

hi guys

[lucid sedge]

Noo

[bright glade]

whats the point of friending random titled players

[slate tendon]

hey everyone

[white sorrel]

idk

[grim edge]

They won't notice me either

[short stream]

am bored

[lucid sedge]

Hi bored

[graceful lintel]

Hry

[slate tendon]

doing fine wbu

[graceful lintel]

Am fine

[thick delta]

I’m waiting @lean grail

[naive drift]

What do you call a person without a nose or body?
NoBODY nose (knows)

[short stream]

am gonna murder

[graceful lintel]

Oh great
I'm fine

[lucid sedge]

Me plz me

[slate tendon]

glad to hear that dawg

[lucid sedge]

Do it

Me plz me

[short stream]

tbh im not jokeing

[lucid sedge]

Ahhh

[next raft]

joking.*

[thick delta]

Nerd

[spring solstice]

https://play.chess.com/M99AM

[short stream]

ur next

[next raft]

🤓

[bright glade]

is it unrated

[spring solstice]

n

[next raft]

You're*

[lucid sedge]

I dare you

[short stream]

i swear to god hes gonna die next

[lucid sedge]

You wont

[graceful lintel]

chat

[next raft]

I swear to God he's gonna die next.*

[lucid sedge]

What is going on

[thick delta]

Yes

[naive drift]

Guys I went to the hospital and turned off the loud beeping machine so the bald kid could sleep better. 😀😀

[next raft]

Human child.*

[lucid sedge]

There goes his one way ticket to heaven see you meme in hell

[spring solstice]

https://play.chess.com/ZyGGg

[bright glade]

is this one unrated

[lucid sedge]

I am the devil Satan fears

[graceful lintel]

<@&745328830649991179>

[next raft]

💀

[lucid sedge]

Also Putin kissed trump

[next raft]

[coral quartz]

Why did gay people made the rainbow gay?

[lucid sedge]

Odk

[thick delta]

We must kill snitch

[short stream]

wat

[lucid sedge]

...

[graceful lintel]

[short stream]

tbh i just joined today

[naive drift]

Stop

[next raft]

Okay

[lucid sedge]

I think I saw you meme a few days ago

[next raft]

doesn't allow you to break rules tho

[sleek oriole]

okay this was one of my most accurate games.

[lucid sedge]

Well I can't read English

[white sorrel]

is me

[coral quartz]

They just took the rainbow and made it gay

[graceful lintel]

92 accuracy

[white sorrel]

im actually 950

[lucid sedge]

Idk

[next raft]

this was mine

[white sorrel]

i mean i dont play blitz

[lucid sedge]

My friends a gay and I'm aromatic so

[graceful lintel]

9 book moves

[lucid sedge]

This is hard

[sleek oriole]

lol

[graceful lintel]

[lucid sedge]

Lmao

[coral quartz]

Pink is not enuf
They greedy bro

[lucid sedge]

I like pink

[graceful lintel]

Gg

[lucid sedge]

Also magnet only three

[graceful lintel]

I have 5 years

[past frigate]

o.o

[next raft]

it's a joke

[lucid sedge]

Only five

[graceful lintel]

[lucid sedge]

My whole life

Is been that goal

[next raft]

thanks man

[grim edge]

._. l

[graceful lintel]

[sleek oriole]

pretty cool

[coral quartz]

I want the rainbow back

[lucid sedge]

Why is El chapo a meme in chess.com

[grim edge]

Fake slayyy queen

[sleek oriole]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/84278409003?tab=review very instense game if anyone wanna take a look

[worn ice]

davie0430 (1866) vs. ray257 (1903)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 e6 6. Be3 Be7 7. Be2 O-O 8. O-O Nc6 9. f4 Nxd4 10. Bxd4 d5 11. e5 Nd7 12. Bd3 f5 13. exf6 Bxf6 14. Bxf6 Nxf6 15. Kh1 Qb6 16. b3 Bd7 17. Ne2 Rac8 18. Nd4 Kh8 19. Nf3 Bb5 20. Ne5 Bxd3 21. Qxd3 Qc7 22. Rac1 Ne4 23. c4 Kg8 24. h3 Qe7 25. Kg1 Nf6 26. cxd5 Nxd5 27. Rxc8 Rxc8 28. f5 Rc3 29. Qd4 Nf6 30. Qxc3 

[opal nacelle]

50

[grim edge]

impersonator

[vague matrix]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LESSSSSSSSSSS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sleek oriole]

I won twice against this guy, we got each other in the pool twice lmao

[grim edge]

your queen is too cool so i impersonated her sry

[vague matrix]

I just beat a IM

[bright glade]

ommm

[next raft]

also you don't have to stalk me

[bright glade]

me when site doesnt load

[white sorrel]

wheres your board

[opal nacelle]

?

[grim edge]

wow, you should play with elliot he's an IM

[bright glade]

it forgor to load

[grim edge]

Suspicious

I shall not forget this day

[next raft]

don't 🤓

[lucid sedge]

Read their about me

[grim edge]

I demand you to forget this day

[compact roost]

LOL

[opal nacelle]

OH LMFAO

[lucid sedge]

Wise word life is soup

[next raft]

hey man

[opal nacelle]

im ass at math

[lucid sedge]

I'm looking at everyone's about me

[next raft]

bro shut

[compact roost]

ey

i just drew another blitz game

[keen parrot]

mine is clear tbh

[next raft]

you don't have to ping mods every 2 seconds

[grim edge]

I shall slayyy the fake queen this very moment

[opal nacelle]

truly one of the names of all time

[next raft]

less goo

[lucid sedge]

Neurofumo is about a bomb

[opal nacelle]

fr

[bright glade]

draw by repeitition btw

[latent pebble]

I know what it means but they spammed the same sentence like thirty times

[lucid sedge]

Fnx is a card and a bat

[graceful lintel]

Username 💀

Who's typing

[lucid sedge]

Ceo of Bruno I never touched grass

[next raft]

no

[compact roost]

legalize _________ _______

[next raft]

h word

happy

[opal nacelle]

LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS

[grim edge]

look at mine

[grim edge]

please dont

[lucid sedge]

Already did

[grim edge]

how to prove myself?

no

[graceful lintel]

How to pronounce "(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)"

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

lmao

[grim edge]

You have to slay me or be slain

curel

[graceful lintel]

fr 🥹

[keen parrot]

big words for a small package

[grim edge]

you dropped your 👑

[opal nacelle]

what do you hate the most?

[keen parrot]

your dad told me last night

[grim edge]

his other girl

[graceful lintel]

🥹

[sleek oriole]

what is this theme

[lucid sedge]

...

More then furrys

[graceful lintel]

Dies*

[grim edge]

@hard gyro

[opal nacelle]

some furries are chill

[lucid sedge]

I'm ok with furrys and lgbtq

[graceful lintel]

He's in GYM rn 😭

[hard gyro]

What's up?

[lucid sedge]

My friends are furrys and gays

[graceful lintel]

[opal nacelle]

idrc bout them

[hard gyro]

After a couple hours

Change topic please.

[grim edge]

idc girl, im too special

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

he better stop his gym this instance

jk

[hard gyro]

After a couple hours I will

[lucid sedge]

I hate my gym teacher

[grim edge]

i need u to mini mod the chat

[hard gyro]

Sure.

[keen parrot]

i will be the anti mod

[grim edge]

everytime vert is here

[keen parrot]

please break all of the rules

[graceful lintel]

Not enough protein

[opal nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-monday-left-me-broken-cat-talking-cat-gif-4255367456898854409

[hard gyro]

Done, I told the guy to change topics.

[lucid sedge]

Look him up his name on Instagram is thatrealestatagent

[grim edge]

thank you mr señor!

[keen parrot]

ask anitta and she could

[hard gyro]

No problems

[grim edge]

you can go to the gym for all i care

[upbeat viper]

I could too

[hard gyro]

Sure, but after a couple hours I will. I need some coffee rn.

[keen parrot]

yea tbh

[upbeat viper]

[lucid sedge]

I ate crickets today

[hard gyro]

Hi Bast.

[keen parrot]

bast do you get a notification every time someone says anitta lmao

[upbeat viper]

hi hi

[opal nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131824996185034782/1134417150736605274/RDT_20230728_122738.mp4

[compact roost]

monday left me broken

[grim edge]

fr

[upbeat viper]

nah I'm just lurking most of my time

[lucid sedge]

Prove

[grim edge]

reminds me of someone ngl

[upbeat viper]

aw

beautiful one

[keen parrot]

fr

[bright glade]

white to move

[graceful lintel]

tastes good fr

[lucid sedge]

I ate it

[bright glade]

@keen parrot do u see it?

[lucid sedge]

It was spicy a bit

[hard gyro]

Proteins.

[keen parrot]

there prob is smth better than repetition

[lucid sedge]

I ate tarantulas and scorpions before

[graceful lintel]

Tastes like Spicy popcorn

[lucid sedge]

I have a bag of them

[nimble niche]

Why is my practise with computer button not working?

[graceful lintel]

Send me

[bright glade]

turn off the engine and now tell

a1=Q

yes i do

[lucid sedge]

Go to a Mexican store and go to the Sabritas section

[graceful lintel]

👍

[bright glade]

oh wait i forgor to recapture the g pawn
g5 hxg5

[graceful lintel]

💀😭

[lethal axle]

NOOOO

[bright glade]

g5 hxg5 a1=Q wyd

[graceful lintel]

BRUHNOOO

[lucid sedge]

Zekke never stop the grind

[upbeat viper]

how come your blitz is so low @grim edge

[tardy helm]

The real gourmet things are crabs and flies (I ate both. yummy)

[hard gyro]

Blitz tilt is insane.

[lucid sedge]

Yummy maggots

[tardy helm]

exactly

[lucid sedge]

Oui to you to

[bright glade]

g5 hxg5 Nxg5 a1=Q

good try but apparently not

g5 was kinda forced but last move, only one move, Qe8 not it

[keen parrot]

after hxg5 Qd8 no?

[hard gyro]

Imma play a game of chess and lose some elo rq

[lucid sedge]

@hard gyro I know about your plan to take over the discord

Read his about me

[grim edge]

Good morning cruel world

[bright glade]

a1=Q is a draw thenb

or even h6

[grim edge]

Hi kayden hry

[lucid sedge]

Read @hard gyro about me

[grim edge]

Good to know

[lucid sedge]

He is going to take over the discord

[grim edge]

Twinside

[lucid sedge]

What

[grim edge]

What drugs are you on rn

Because i want some of that shit

[next raft]

guys gift me diamond membership uWu

[lucid sedge]

I'm mexican so idk

[grim edge]

The good stuff

[lucid sedge]

I work for El chapo

[next raft]

dms

[grim edge]

I used to work for my pablo Escobar my self

Look at his eyes

[lucid sedge]

I told you

[grim edge]

Hes up to no good

[lucid sedge]

Lmao

[bright glade]

g5 hxg5 Nxg5 a1=Q Qe8 Qa7

Qe8 isnt right

[lucid sedge]

Lmao

[bright glade]

ye that was the only winning move

[next raft]

done

check dms @grim edge 😏

[keen parrot]

dont disrespect your father like that

[next raft]

check it, you won't regret

[keen parrot]

we have a loving gay affair

[next raft]

where's my membership now

[daring oyster]

pufferfish reaction

[wicked nest]

im such a nagger to my sister LOL

[grim edge]

Ur phone camera sucks

[wicked nest]

just look up

taking selfie looking up is mich better

[grim edge]

isn't that what we all feel? 💀

[sleek oriole]

guys i got killed

[wicked nest]

i have no selfies in my phone

i never had that confidence in my face enough to take a selfie

[sleek oriole]

now is the time, take one

[wicked nest]

no im having a hella ton of pimples this year🥲

[next raft]

i have like 10 at max

i prefer other people taking photos of me

[wicked nest]

my pfp is either something else or me but zoomed in cuz its a group photo i chose

[grim edge]

girl we get it, cameras are trash

[wicked nest]

i smile not showing my teeth

[grim edge]

happens a lot to me too

WHO SUMMONED ME

[upbeat viper]

!ùjdgfhj

[wicked nest]

when i smile with teeth out im like ogre ugly

[grim edge]

Sup

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

💀

[grim edge]

You beat an FM once

Thats all u need

you just need to smile often so you get used to it

No one other

[grim edge]

Smike for the camera

https://tenor.com/view/demon25850-creepy-creepy-smile-gif-26206127

My king really just said Fine ill do it myself

[wicked nest]

i dont have a single picture of me smiling with my teeth out and only time i did is in the yearbook and i look so horribly ugly

[grim edge]

idk how to genuinely smile ngl, most of my smiles are mandatory for selfies lol

[grim edge]

in the year book? 💀

[grim edge]

I remember one game where i was dead lost i had only a rook and a few pawns

[wicked nest]

idk what its called but its got pictures of students graduating 6th grade

[grim edge]

And i made the king climb up to the other king and mate him with a rook

[keen parrot]

[lilac hamlet]

hello

[grim edge]

ok but seriously why do men not smile in their selfies?

[keen parrot]

this is how most bozos look when smiling

[grim edge]

He was pushing pawns

[hard gyro]

Typical 15|10 game with not taking time to think much.

[grim edge]

I dont think i have any pictures like ever

[wicked nest]

i guess we look manlier not smiling

[sleek oriole]

fax.

[grim edge]

girl you all look amazing when u emile

smile

please smile next time

[grim edge]

[hard gyro]

Zax 👑

[grim edge]

dont look like this guy

[wicked nest]

you will barely find any smiling men in old paintings

[keen parrot]

no way they made an emoji for 1.e4 players

[grim edge]

@grim edge new pfp

[tidal violet]

i remember a game i lost everything except a knight and a bishop and i somehow found a bishop smothered mate

[grim edge]

just because you're not being paitned, doesnt mean u shouldn't smile

[grim edge]

Pain

[grim edge]

Senor whats up chief

[grim edge]

no

[grim edge]

[opal nacelle]

me after the lobotomy

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

its not a new pfp?

[grim edge]

Me when the after the during the

[grim edge]

nop

had this for yrs

[hard gyro]

Just won a 15|10 game with 16:21 left on the clock

[grim edge]

still looks cool

[grim edge]

girl why u playing chess in gum

Theres a festival outside

[opal nacelle]

are you real?

[grim edge]

gym

Mamma mia

[opal nacelle]

am i real?

[keen parrot]

your discord account was made in july 2023

[grim edge]

no wtf dont do slight smile smh LMAO

[hard gyro]

Gym starts after 1hr 20 mins

[grim edge]

shut your mouth

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-chad-gif-25651786

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-wow-really-omg-no-way-gif-16174103

[neon musk]

Hi everyone

[grim edge]

No i am the manifestation of the perfect human being in ur dreams

[grim edge]

Hellooooooooooooo

[hard gyro]

[grim edge]

Zac did u play vlibrovs

no please dont

He said he needed practice against the catalan you see

[spice sparrow]

How to get free chess com diamond membership

[keen parrot]

i always do this smile in photos

[grim edge]

yes i did i played alot of games bad but i won him in last arena to a discover check tactic

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

Zax do u play the catalan

[grim edge]

Yes but only against titled friends and in otb

are you asymmetrical

Vlibrovs how long will u be typing for

[grim edge]

Vlibrovs needs practice against it so he wants to play you

[neon musk]

Guys, I need someone 1700+ who plays one of these openings as white:

• Vienna
• Italian
• Danish Gambit
• Bishop's Opening
• Scotch
• Four Knights

[grim edge]

Bast

[neon musk]

I'm trying to learn e4 e5

[grim edge]

Hi @grim edge

[keen parrot]

i play most of these yep

[grim edge]

Hi magnus

[latent pebble]

All of those suck but Italian

[grim edge]

I play all of this

[grim edge]

@grim edge

Scotch is very epic?

[latent pebble]

@normal hatch plays scotch

[lucid sedge]

The stupid mods banned me

[latent pebble]

Very ass opening

[hard gyro]

If a 1700+ plays Four Knights, istg-

[keen parrot]

normal scotch is boring, scotch gambit is cool

[lucid sedge]

I keep getting banned for dumb reasons

[grim edge]

Why

[hard gyro]

What-

[latent pebble]

Both suck ass

[lucid sedge]

I said I was Asian

[keen parrot]

i thought he meant four knights scotch

[grim edge]

Whats wrong with four knights?

[latent pebble]

i tried potter scotch and blundered my queen 👸

[lucid sedge]

I'm a mix of amiraca Mexican and Japanese

[hard gyro]

It's just ass.

[neon musk]

Can someone play a few games against me in these openings? (I will only play black)

[hard gyro]

That's fine then.

[grim edge]

For white or black

[hard gyro]

Both.

[grim edge]

Them wouldnt it just be an equal position?

[grim edge]

Play with me chess

[lucid sedge]

First for not knowing what the holocaust was and now this I love chess.com but the mods need a job

[hard gyro]

A boring position to play

[lucid sedge]

Elo

[grim edge]

Boredom is king

[grim edge]

1400

[lucid sedge]

Too high

[south zenith]

Anyone wanna play a game of chess?

[lucid sedge]

I'm 900

[south zenith]

Preferably someone 2000+

[grim edge]

No pain no reward

[spice sparrow]

I am a 2200 rated player anyone else

[grim edge]

@spice sparrow play with me

[lucid sedge]

They never taught me it in Mexico

[hard gyro]

Gym is King.

Boredom is United Kingdom.

[keen parrot]

/connect

[grim edge]

Thats true lol

[latent pebble]

What opening are you switching from

[neon musk]

Can we play a few games of e4 e5? (I will only play black)

[hard gyro]

Ikr

[neon musk]

You'll smoke me, but I want to analyze the openings

[lucid sedge]

The mods if your hearing me just to let you guys know I am the demon that Satanas fears

[grim edge]

Lets make this 90% nuclear <3

[keen parrot]

uh you should play vert instead

[white sorrel]

lol 200th i play too much chess

[hard gyro]

Can anyone analyse this game for me?

https://www.chess.com/live/game/84280720723

[lucid sedge]

And lichess is better mods

[grim edge]

200 people play more than you

[white sorrel]

can someone use a game review on this thx https://www.chess.com/game/live/84281440115

[worn ice]

elequino87 (987) vs. TheVenomousX (973)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. e5 Nc6 3. d4 f6 4. Bb5 Bd7 5. Nc3 fxe5 6. dxe5 Nxe5 7. Qxd5 Bxb5 8. Qxd8+ Kxd8 9. Nxb5 c6 10. Nc3 Nf6 11. Bf4 Nc4 12. O-O-O+ Ke8 13. Nf3 Ng4 14. Bg3 Rd8 15. Rxd8+ Kxd8 16. Rd1+ Kc8 17. Ng5 e5 18. Nf7 Rg8 19. h3 Nf6 20. Bxe5 Nxe5 21. Nxe5 Bb4 22. Kd2 Bc5 23. f3 Rd8+ 24. Nd3 Bb4 25. Kc1 Bxc3 26. bxc3 Nd5 27. Nc5 Nxc3 28. Rxd8+ Kxd8 29. Ne6+ Kd7 30. Nxg7 Nxa2+ 31. Kb2 Nb4 32. g4 Nd5 33. h4 Ke7 34. Nf5+ Ke6 35. h5 Ne7 36. f4 Nxf5 37. gxf5+ Kxf5 38. c4 Kxf4 39. Kb3 Ke4 40. Kb4 Kd4 41. c5 b6 42. cxb6 axb6 43. h6 c5+ 44. Kb5 c4 45. Kb4 c3 46. Kb3 Kd3 47. Ka2 c2 48. Kb2 Kd2 49. Ka1 c1=Q+ 

[grim edge]

Are u gonna be legend league and become sweaty?

[white sorrel]

prob i was stuck champions league for like 5 months i dont play that much

[spice sparrow]

Help me to get free diamond membership

[grim edge]

Oh wait

I can't upload img

[latent pebble]

Don’t play anti fried liver

It wastes a tempi and allows d4

[hard gyro]

What should I play then?

[white sorrel]

can someone use a game review on this thx https://www.chess.com/game/live/84281440115

[worn ice]

elequino87 (987) vs. TheVenomousX (973)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. e5 Nc6 3. d4 f6 4. Bb5 Bd7 5. Nc3 fxe5 6. dxe5 Nxe5 7. Qxd5 Bxb5 8. Qxd8+ Kxd8 9. Nxb5 c6 10. Nc3 Nf6 11. Bf4 Nc4 12. O-O-O+ Ke8 13. Nf3 Ng4 14. Bg3 Rd8 15. Rxd8+ Kxd8 16. Rd1+ Kc8 17. Ng5 e5 18. Nf7 Rg8 19. h3 Nf6 20. Bxe5 Nxe5 21. Nxe5 Bb4 22. Kd2 Bc5 23. f3 Rd8+ 24. Nd3 Bb4 25. Kc1 Bxc3 26. bxc3 Nd5 27. Nc5 Nxc3 28. Rxd8+ Kxd8 29. Ne6+ Kd7 30. Nxg7 Nxa2+ 31. Kb2 Nb4 32. g4 Nd5 33. h4 Ke7 34. Nf5+ Ke6 35. h5 Ne7 36. f4 Nxf5 37. gxf5+ Kxf5 38. c4 Kxf4 39. Kb3 Ke4 40. Kb4 Kd4 41. c5 b6 42. cxb6 axb6 43. h6 c5+ 44. Kb5 c4 45. Kb4 c3 46. Kb3 Kd3 47. Ka2 c2 48. Kb2 Kd2 49. Ka1 c1=Q+ 

[latent pebble]

Nf6 or Bc5

[hard gyro]

True

[white sorrel]

play traxler so i can beat u in 9 moves because u think traxler is good but is not

[latent pebble]

Bc5 avoids the knight attack completely because you can castle

[grim edge]

Based 1100

[hard gyro]

Alright, and Traxler for Nf6?

[lucid sedge]

I hate mods

[latent pebble]

no

[hard gyro]

Then?

[latent pebble]

Either Bc5 or Nf6

[keen parrot]

just play mainline fried liver that shit is good for black

[latent pebble]

Choose one

[grim edge]

They put a price on life.

[white sorrel]

just do the bishop sac line and ur winning

[latent pebble]

Down a pawn at 800? Bleh

[teal dragon]

Damn thats crazy sorry i left i had to go help my grandma

[hard gyro]

Alright

[latent pebble]

I would just recommend Bc5 instead of Nf6

[hard gyro]

How's the rest of the game?

[grim edge]

Do masters still play the queens gambit?

[hard gyro]

I ended with 16:21

[teal dragon]

Ya

[graceful lintel]

np

[grim edge]

Epic then it doesnt suck

[white sorrel]

so giocho piano

[latent pebble]

yes

[white sorrel]

ye is more common

[teal dragon]

Giuoco

[white sorrel]

👺

[hard gyro]

Alright, Giuoco Piano it is.

[graceful lintel]

[teal dragon]

Giuoco is actually the old spelling its now gioco but ig the opening is too old

[grim edge]

Where did this picture even come from

[white sorrel]

photoshop

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-niemann-win-rage-gif-10933893950817240698

[white sorrel]

ADDICTION

[grim edge]

Hans nieman raging is the funniest sh*t ever

[teal dragon]

Me with dementia when the hacker reminds me what my address is

[hard gyro]

Frank's rage :

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-chess-chess-frank-gothamchess-speech-bubble-gif-5067209272480174402

[grim edge]

True true

[hard gyro]

Imma just Bc5.

[grim edge]

Its easier to not play chess at all

[opal nacelle]

what a helpful guy

[hard gyro]

True.

I am Einstein?

[grim edge]

Yes of course

[hard gyro]

Ah, indeed.

[grim edge]

Who the dude in ur pfp

[hard gyro]

That's me lmao

[digital phoenix]

thats fked

[grim edge]

Blud looks hot no homo tho

[viral epoch]

Thank you Nugette for your time

[hard gyro]

Nah, I look mid at best

[opal nacelle]

me

[white sorrel]

guys believe me i can turn games around

[grim edge]

You look above average imo, keep on killing it king

True that as well

[viral epoch]

Us

[hard gyro]

Thanks

[teal dragon]

Proof

[white sorrel]

is that vishi anand

[hard gyro]

No that's me lmao

[teal dragon]

WHERE

[white sorrel]

is a joke lol

[grim edge]

That was my first thought too

[viral epoch]

What

[hard gyro]

Lmao

[hard gyro]

Ah lmao

[grim edge]

Thought u had some famous chess player in ur pfp, turns out i was right

[white sorrel]

I KNEW IT NEXT MOVE HE BLUNDERED KNIGHT

[teal dragon]

Dang u got me hyped

[white sorrel]

my king is running very long

[viral epoch]

Womens shorts

[keen parrot]

be the change you want to see in the world

[teal dragon]

W tilt

[icy skiff]

PogChamps 5 is UNDERWAY

[hard gyro]

The Walk of Shame

[white sorrel]

winning

[hard gyro]

Walk of "You suck, so Imma checkmate you with a king"

[teal dragon]

Blud getting that marathon training in

[hard gyro]

Frfr

[white sorrel]

he blundered he was winning

but it didnt end yet who knows

i lost a +13 once

[hard gyro]

Oof, that's pain.

[hard gyro]

Backrank?

[white sorrel]

no

[hard gyro]

Queen?

[white sorrel]

2 knight mate

[hard gyro]

How the hell do you- I won't even ask.

+13 to getting checkmated the most difficult way possible.

[teal dragon]

I want a knight in shining armour to come mate me

[white sorrel]

i think im gonna win my game

Sneaky sneaky free bishop

[hard gyro]

No live games here btw

[keen parrot]

best i can do is a black bishop

[hard gyro]

"The Sniper"

[grim edge]

He didn't ask for any assistance tho

[teal dragon]

Sob

[white sorrel]

not live anymore

[hard gyro]

I don't think you can still post ss here tho

[white sorrel]

wrong reply but ok

[hard gyro]

Nice, gg

[grim edge]

That's sadge

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

People can't even do commentary

[teal dragon]

Me when double digit elo: 😎😎😎

[grim edge]

Cute d4 player named Alice

[hard gyro]

@keen parrot Guess how much time I had left in my 15+10 game which lasted 39 moves.

[grim edge]

17

[keen parrot]

you posted it earlier right?

[hard gyro]

Close.

[teal dragon]

Not. Not named alice. NOT NAMED ALICE IM NOT ALICE

[grim edge]

Skull

[hard gyro]

Yes, don't scroll

[keen parrot]

hi alice

[grim edge]

Alicia

[keen parrot]

it was 16 min and something

[teal dragon]

Morbs

[white sorrel]

im not like please help me guys idk what to do

[hard gyro]

I don't take time to even think moves lmao

[hard gyro]

Still.

I play Blitz.

[white sorrel]

im just showing moves i did not live

[hard gyro]

I was told that any form of live game ss is illegal.

[grim edge]

I just got matched against the same guy i played but 2 months ago

almost same moves= win

[hard gyro]

Water the damn succulent.

[teal dragon]

90% 😱😱

[white sorrel]

sorry put me to the chess jail

[sharp galleon]

uh

[teal dragon]

Ong i just play something which looks good

[sharp galleon]

I’m alive

[grim edge]

Release my boy Venom, he innocent

[hard gyro]

Same lmao

[sharp galleon]

if it works then don’t change it

[hard gyro]

I was gonna make a joke but nvm

[grim edge]

[teal dragon]

Benoni based

Why old benoni doe

[grim edge]

alice

[white sorrel]

any good chess.com backgrounds including miku nakano?

[grim edge]

Glass theme

[grim edge]

i wanna stop the london

[stuck kestrel]

sicilian omg pog fr

[teal dragon]

Yeah i imagine

[sharp galleon]

Benoni works extra well against the London set up though lol

[sharp galleon]

plus after c3 white can still play a London

[stuck kestrel]

dutch better

[fiery beacon]

It’s 6:38, tommorrow is the first day of school and I haven’t slept since the day before yesterday

[grim edge]

7 times now

[white sorrel]

i live like 30km away from sicily

i live in malta

[teal dragon]

Thats so cool

[white sorrel]

but i dont like sicilian

[fiery beacon]

I am dead inside, I look dead on the outside and I’m no longer the youngest student in the whole school

[hard gyro]

Nice sacrifice.

[white sorrel]

no englund gambit better

[teal dragon]

But malta is more than 30km to sicily

[hard gyro]

But c6 stops everything

[stuck kestrel]

[stuck kestrel]

thats not a sacrifice

lol

[grim edge]

i think this is a much better setup against london mfs dont know what to do

[white sorrel]

i started chess with kings pawn then i kept getting mate in 4 so i played scandi till this day

[hard gyro]

Nice attempt*

[sharp galleon]

dc6 no?

[stuck kestrel]

no its dumb you have no attack

[teal dragon]

No c3 😭

[hard gyro]

Yup, c6 stops the threat altogether

[sharp galleon]

this is a Jobava London though

[stuck kestrel]

he just wanted to look fancy

[hard gyro]

I am talking about White, dumdum

[stuck kestrel]

im also talking about white

[sharp galleon]

I meant what do black do after dxc6

[hard gyro]

If I take his rook, his queen takes my Queen.

[grim edge]

i just moved the pieces Quickly woops but you understand what i mean

[stuck kestrel]

no shit

[fiery beacon]

That looks similar to what I normally do against the London but with a few changes

[hard gyro]

Ke8, apparently

[sharp galleon]

ngl when I play the London against this set up I always get a better position lol

just h3 Bh2 and e4

[grim edge]

Hopechess is best chess, decent attempt.

[hard gyro]

That's what the engine says

[teal dragon]

Joebama london?? Thats crazy

[sharp galleon]

after man played Kf7 you play Ke8

[stuck kestrel]

joebama

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-hawley-joe-hawley-its-joever-joever-gif-18282355701517291166

[grim edge]

wait wtf @sharp galleon i just played theory without knowing its theory💀

[hard gyro]

I played Kf7 to avoid a check

[teal dragon]

That shrog looks submissive and breedable cant lie

[stuck kestrel]

average 1000 elo game

[sharp galleon]

professional genshin player

[sharp galleon]

I see

anyways gtg

[keen parrot]

he can adopt you

[hard gyro]

Best move too

[viscid tangle]

I

[grim edge]

i didnt know these moves were theory

[teal dragon]

We should change it to being bred rather than adopted

[hard gyro]

...no?

[grim edge]

i was like me move bishop cuz me dont want stuck bishop

[teal dragon]

Like oh tilt bred me

[hard gyro]

Not at all, please no.