#💬〡general-off-topic
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ok..
Since you eat sheep meat, you are neither vegetarian nor vegan
I'm 850 in rapid finally
Lol
If u eat meat or animal products ur non vegetarian if u eat animal products like honey, ur vegetarian if u eat nunna dat ur vegan
👏 congrats :)) (whoops)
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cool 👍
Thanks
Idk bro but u seem kinda delusional
Wawa cat is right
so wait, if somebody eats eggs and cheese but not meat, are they considered vegan or not?
If I practice sequels with Stockfish, will I be banned from games?
He could be veganly unvegan by veganing
@woeful lava
continuation paths
كفايا صياح
As long as you use stockfish outside of the game its ok
no im just asking since i used to get bullied for not eating chicken like im vegan
Happens to me all the time
So basically vegan is when you eat nothing in an animal, no meat no eggs no jelly (because of gelatine which comes from horse hooves and bones)
Vegetarian means you don't eat meat or gelatine but you eat things that come from animals that doesn't harm them like eggs or milk (they're not literal body parts but they come from the animal)
watch my new yt vid
Let me simplify it if you eat milk eggs and stuff like that ur vegetarian if u dont and stick to plants only then ur vegan
For example, I worked on the caro-kan sequels on stockfish, and I did this in real game. Will the game think I'm cheating?
you can choose to abstain from any meat and you choose chicken?!
Does anyone here except me think that scandi is overrated and should be down there with opening like the grob
:3c
That's alright not to eat, everyone has their preferences
Caro kann solos
scandi is trash, worse than alekhine
/elo
As i said anything stockfish is okay as long as its not used in the duraton of the game
like the grob - no, its not that bad but it should be down there with the bird opening
okay thanks
Alekhine best ope ing
You do know that grob is literally said by stockfish to be the worst opening...
Thank you guylo ren
Wrong.
wrong
Stockfish cant talk
I can generate a paragraph by chatgpt explaining difference between veggie and vegan if u want lol
Bong cloud have to be added in the opening list
FR
@fading spruce we must make him disappear
- stockfish is 4000+ elo so his opinions dont matter due to him having very different thoughts than normal humans
I thought Stockfish was estimated at 3500
I love it when my horse has fun
her*
I eat stockfish
I'm sorry 😇
Yes
Yea he is lol
0_0
the bird is still behind 1. e4 and 1. d4 tho
Not gonna lie the English is such a cool opening despite my hatred for the UK
stockfish doesn't cry
im so sorry for not using she/her pronouns for stockfish but i dont actually care 😊
stockfish is a chick
ok, i wont eat stockfish
Why do u hate everything?
As a bisexual, I would trade rooks with stockfish
?
the grob is just useless, I agree that for early king side attacks the bird is good but you qre taking risks
wait how are you not locked out lol
Every swedish "person" i know has an innate hatred for the english very respectable tho
I don't
I make jokes about hating countries but the only country I really hate is UK lol
maybe just simplify into an endgame instead
?
Why did you put quotes around person
Idk you tell me
you got banned for cheating lol
Real funny jokes...
How?
It's not meant to be super funny lol
h4 better
Idk hating the English is valid in my book
Idk why, I didn’t cheat
- am not even good
Oh yeah HAHAHAHA your account actually got banned
u need to ping mods cause sometimes they slip through. a guy cheated vs me and didnt get locked out until a mod manually did it
lol
God damn it this is the second time this happens today
I hate england, france, the us, russia, china, you name it
Spain?
bro you just accused someone of cheating in public, AM GONNA REPORT FOR U TO GET BANNED 😡🤓
nah spain is aight
I like russia, their language sounds so cool
Guys I went to the hospital and turned off the loud beeping machine so that the bald kid could sleep better. I'm so nice 😀😀
the chess.com account is already closed for fair play violations
magnus carlsen IS the chess
and no, if he speaks he is in big trouble
Spain is okay.
Wait what
yea they have some cool culture but im not a fan historically
Hans admitted?
multiple times
no that person in the server
Ivan the terrible was a cool name for an emperor ngl
Russia only has 1000 years of history. For such a dominant nation you'd think it would have more. Then again, look at the usa
he now is higher rated then when he got caught lmao
my god i just played a super close game against someone. if they didnt blunder their queen i swear to god i wouldnt have won. guy kept checking me so i checked back
China has the most history as a comparison of power
it has a very rich history, unfortunately its been an enemy for a long time
does the british empire count as us history?
Russia was actually coming to the west for some time, slowly becoming an ally. Then good old putin comes in and Russia is an enemy again
i dont think it ever changed, many countries kept the same politicians post-communism
Yes the British empire was also a super power but I don't see how. It never colonised anything powerful
Why are we talking about the chess cheating scandal
people still aren't sure what happened but most people have moved on from that incident
The British empire should never have been considered a super power
If germany could've beaten Britain alone then was germany a super duper power?? 😲
there is no evidence of either. he could still have cheated but it's impossible to catch unless an accomplice speaks up or we find him butt naked in the bathroom checking stockfish. but magnus handled the situation poorly that's for sure
It conquered like 75% of the world
Nahzi germany was a super power for sure
Germany is starting to increase in power again sooooo
i mean it was ABSOLUTELY INSANE with the land mass, going all around the world. there's also the spanish empire, which my school for some reason doesn't teach us (im chilean)
25%
All if its land was inhabited by defenseless barbarians
Is it? Wonderful
Yk bit by bit funny how it is also when the world war 3 suspicions are rising
It always happens when theres a war i wonder why
:3
im gonna go work on something. bye
I'm gonna go work on sleeping bye
Next we are gonna have a short guy named adolf running for senator
My point is the UK only colonised the easy stuff. It never tried to colonise a worthy foe like a European country. Instead it attacked third world "nations"
On second thought I don't rly wanna sleep
Nothing good happens when germany is rising in power
UK sadly. I'm only joking about the wonderful
💀 bro u cant say that
is it normal than every 5 seconds my mood swaps between god complex and self-esteemless mfo
Gotta remember ww1 wasn't germany's fault tho keep that in mind
Ill only compliment u when u hate urself and bring u down a notch when youre feeling urself too much
Go away magnus until you get your curly hair back
Thats what a friend does and i accept that duty
ww1 wasnt started by germany but they wanted it too fs
wait are you a friend
My braincells are disappearing, stop it
yayy
Why is everyone putting blunder symbol on my message? Ww1 wasn't germany's fault. It was defending an ally
Of course we are
Ww2 was germanys fault not ww1
Oppenheimer moment
they were, but all major countries had arms race and wanted to try out their shit
You could argue it was Hungary's fault but yk
I HAYE SERBIA
My brain cells rn
Yeah ww1 was just a scrap tbh. Ww2 was serious stuff
ye pretty much
Yknow in fairness-
It must be pretty boring In heaven
I believe in the Greek Gods so...
I'm dying 😂😂
He got a 4 year war movie. Imagine that
anyways im going off
Its their fault too then
god is hot tbh
gn chat
Says you
More happened in ww2
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸📸📀
💀💀
Kanumo
anyways enough arguing
Ww2 was way more interesting than ww1.
i go sleep now
It wasn't an argument dw it was a convo :)) gn
Bro
@sacred salmon think about all the deaths in WW1 💀
In ww1 9 million people died
who is even at fault in ww2?
2500 gms are still insanely strong sooo
In ww2. 70 million died
is it the swedes? the nordish? the danish?
what the hell
Germany
the british? the aussies? the china?
Technically the UK and france for declaring war on Germany after they invaded poland
Well explained my friend, Magnus is now ww2
Oppenheimer
I think the combat was worse in ww1 but you had like all the genocide and stuff in ww2
r u sure it wasnt chile
It was Madagascar's fault what r u guys talking about
Blud is comparing gameplay vs story like its a video games
Nah bro it was north korea
What
Ww3 will be splitscreen LAN
Homosexual. Gay. Lesbian.
With zombies side mode too
Wake up to reality, it was 100% bangladesh
Ww3 will be an easy victory for the west
fart knight
Snap back to reality
Oh there goes gravity
Or nukes
That's kinda funny
what are you talking about????
Correction, "morbidly" obese
How the frick can Russia afford and uphold multiple thousands of nukes with a gdp of 2 trillion
Oh my bad I didn't read properly 😅
The UK has 3 trillion and has like 5 nukes 🤢
Bro who let the grinch go to the grammys?💀
Ok, hater
Smh fr @sacred salmon
Who the hell said France could have nukes 🤢 give them to Germany actually no neverminr
Huh??
:3c
Farewell
amazing general chat
Agreed
Indeed gato bonito
North Korea
oh vlw/gracias
De Nada 😇
me signing this form as an alien of the US ✅ 😎 (why does the US use alien in government forms actually though)
HAHAHAHA WHO SEND THAT
I can see what the link says I am imagining it in my head
sent what?
A plane and 2 buildings
idk man :/
ok
Alright I'm going to get to 1100 elo now. Bye yall :))
Benji bot been hardstuck at 2555 ELO, I think they forgot to update him 😭
ok deus t abencoe
How many mating patterns are there?
wrong shrk
@lethal stirrup welcome to inferno. here you will se torturar
by jogar xadrez
you will like it
tutorial how to xadrex
I'm so mad I just lost against "prochessplayer69420"
:((
no image perms 🤣
crying-meme-black-guy-cries-sad-man-thank-god-for-my-reefer-hood-news-gif- 
crying-meme-black-guy-cries-sad-man-thank-god-for-my-reefer-hood-news-gif-
becaus he pro 💀💀💀
He's like 900
900 elo = pro
Hi! It’s Duo.
Make your screen time count. Take a quick Spanish lesson now! 
what if i dont

Would be a big double question mark

Jokes on you I don’t care about Spanish
Prepare to vanish!
if stockfish says so im joinin
ik spanish, thx
RUY LOPEZ
Couldn’t even say it in Spanish?
I already speak portuguese and have private spanish lessons duo dont kill me please
😄
Preparo to vanisho
eh nvm
Prepárate para desaparecer
te prepara pra sumir, pq o duo ta chegando e ele nao ta brincando
W
i like how one of ur friends is elo
emo*
shit i love meting duolingo
bird
speak portuguese now beetch
Looks close enough
can we kiss i swear i beg you
i do lesson everyday i totally never ever in my entire life used google translate
Yes
Hi Joe Kempsey
that purple girl
who
After two hours of caro-kann study i feel like i can beat the hell out of everyone
yall remember: there is a great movement shooter in epic games rn for free: severed steel
im not allowes to say second part, sowwy
Here you go https://store.duolingo.com/products/lily-plushie
Meet the Lily Plushie, your new sarcastic companion who is annoyed by life and ready to avoid people with you. Cuddle up and share your love for obscure bands and old dogs together. Or don’t, she doesn’t really care either way. Hurry up and get yours, before it becomes too mainstream.
prepare-se para desaparecer
Lol
No
duolingo has merch???????????????????????????????????????????????????? damn imma be buying im section like, 25, in spanish
Hi
um, i know what i’m supposed to do, but idk if i’m allowed to do it in a chess discord server
help
I have duo
Limited for now but they have a few shirts and also duo plush
hello everyone!
hello
new here
ohhh thats cute how much do they cost?
Heyy
YAY

i dont use duo
$30 ish USD
bro what did i do i just arrived
Who wanna have a match
Maybe it was the middle finger in ur user lol
lmfao
What's ur elo
oh damn. thats a lot over here. 150 reais +-. imma buy food for the day =c
everyone hates you when youre new np
hey guys i luv the lily plush, and i actualy have one
1050
from the duolingo website
I'm 1000. I'll play u
I WANNA DO IT, BUT IDK IF I SHOULD DO IT IN A CHESS SERVER
ohh makes sense so many servers do that
We are goin to beat kids
I will send link one sec...
was a joke
@fickle rampart im learning catalan on duo. helping me a lot
help me
u beet for sure
User?
lol
POWER MOVE
poma. jo soc un homa.
but fr, duo really works?
yeah a bit. helps you get a base and connect with people on a basic level
i recommend using it along with private lessons.
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Rapid: 1040 (1074 peak)
Blitz: 516 (516 peak)
Bullet: 284 (421 peak)
Yes and you get to meet all of Duo’s friends
GMabdouuu
someone wanna play? im rlly bored
my favorite is the short guy with a moustache
OSCAR
yeahhh oscar
Sent a challenge
bruh i fr have almost 3k exp on spanish
3k on total along with catalan
can confirm it helped
wow ruy lopez and catalan
Ooooo
Yes Duolingo teaches you openings too
oh wait you're talking about duolingo not chess
imma give duo an opportunity
do it
dead chat
tip:each section has a little book near its name, to the right, in the divider between sections, which explains it
"el guia de la seccion"
Poor kid
@grim edge I did it
wow 1900
CUTE WIN!
Idk who r u but congrats
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Name: Mogens Murati (mogimogmeister)
Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False
Rapid: 1738 (1755 peak)
Blitz: 1065 (1058 peak)
Bullet: 509 (565 peak)
LETS GOOOO I also won a little today now I'm 1940 holy we close let's go papi we both joining the 2k squad soon
I’m on vacation so I won’t be playing chess for a few weeks.
Soon soon
Ty
oh no… the duolingo bird does not wanna kiss me…
Bet
Child abuseee
now he’s unattracted, now he can’t kill me for missing my duolingp lessons 🙂
why so cruel
Well that was boring
kidnap his family duo
the king just standing there
chesskids
another app named "kids chess" or smth
because, i acidentally sent my marriage postponal by 4 months early 😭😭😭😭😢
F
Chesskid theme yeah
Cuz they're kids 😃
Everything has to be sparkly and rainbows
Only when you're older do you appreciate discord dark theme
yes, like the gay pride flag that needs to bee burned?
yes, me eyes be rest
I was waiting for a joke about lgbtq
that jok was pretty obv ngl
Can't I just shorten it down to L
no im watching random games
can we get a moderatore
i’m sorry
oh
@lethal stirrup vencord user conjured, please make sure to see if he deletes
u not gonna hurt my family will u? i havent opened ur app since ages
@proper bronze this is a stockfish game tho im working on
im in german, i did get it
he is not one to forgive.
very cool, i cant wait
No promises!
mhm
LICHESS!!! TRAITOR
haha
beetch lichess is great
lichess is cute tbh
the free puzzles are great
i know, just its the appropriate thing to say on a chess.com discord
i hope you don’t commit knock out on my family, i need vacation, so i must losse the 146 day streak i had 😦
anyone trying to donate a lgbt (DGT) board?
no way, i dont believe that.
Im the ultimate no spelling grammar master
why tf would i do that?
i just got 76 screenshots of that
When does the offer for 1 month of premium for free end?
i promise i no creeper 😦
That's normall actually
I think this weekend
cause i wanna play 3d chess
No promisesss
After a month maybe?
@proper bronze
ok
yeah?
usually 200 points, not incliuding 2100+ rated pool
i’m scared who timeres out me for 10 minute?
make it 2200
darn
i’m droling with my dries lipzz
Chess is trash
leave.
This is what I could find https://twitter.com/chesscom/status/1684619991579021312?s=46
That means lichess is usually 500 higher than fide. So magnet coolerson is 3300-3400 lichess
no, if u say that, then go
he he he ha don’t make you no famous :/
Roblox > chess
chess > you
Then leave.
does it exprire today
i have premium for like 2 more days 😭
I don’t know
Chess degrades humanity
at the top level chess.com is more inflated. Hikaru is 3300 . noone is that high on lichess i think
I didn't get the 1 month premium
let him cook bullsh1t so i want him embarass
Unlike intelectual games
im actually gonna cry so hard if it expires today
so do you
Could you please shut up respectfully
it probably will though
Intelectual games include Fortnite and clash royale
trash games, no stfu
now*
Alot of low rated players are underrated too.
You can also get a free two weeks if you watch 2 hours of chess on twitch
clash royale isnt intelectual anymore its spammign evolved firecracker
Chess will cause ww3 due to how bad it is
daily reminder that im an ||active dev||
REALLY????????? 😭
guys the storm is coming lets run away from it
Yes
OMG
Chess causes cancer
@upbeat viper
i would do anything for free diamond membership lmao
i love chess nitro, it’s like discord nitro, but useful
Clash royale cures cancer
This guy is really annoying me
So does Fortnite
go commit coffin
Clash royale is the solution to chess
True
whats your rating on either site?
ur brain is malifuncion
Fortnite is the solution to chess
ur the reason tide pods has instrustions
Chill out
fortnite twerking aint gon solve sh1t
Check this out https://twitter.com/twitch/status/1683941393670995968?s=46
Catch some rays and capture some pawns during #SummerofChess on Twitch. Promote to a Diamond Subscription on @chesscom today.
For more info 👉 https://t.co/HDoTRZxi8o
279
Scam? 👀
Maybe
Chess.com 1000
Can i do it rn????
@grim edge we are less then 100 elo apart now
Lichess 1500 apparently
I’m playing it was a joke yeah! 😅
thank god

Check out the link idk the exact details but you should unlock a code or something after 2 hours of watch time
nice
do you know if it works by watching from the chess.com/tv page or it has to be on twitch
I don’t do links though…

Probably has to be on twitch
@frozen perch ur nothing but a fortnite addiction smothed in crack
oh ok
Cuz twitch has like its own loot reward system
ah ok
Damn!
Fair 😅 you should be able to find more info on twitch.tv under the chess category too
Just mute up broooo
🤐
u just muted duo?
Wym? 
duolingo..
I only been playing since April tho
Naw I didn’t I was just messing with them 💀
I think 1000 in 4 months is alright
then 1000 is very good, congrats!
how do i get hint arrows on self analysis?
Thank you 😇
its only in game review i think.
but the thing is on my phone i can get it
Personally I started playing Chess back in February of this year, and although playing through a couple matches I only played it for 2 weeks and haven’t touched it since…
thanks
😅 … 👀
on desktop it shows the lines but you have to click each time
on phone it shows hint lines all the time

INACCURACY!! YAAAAAS
SEE IM SO GOOD
OK well I'm uncomfortable now
I’m having to much fun with them sticker things 
👍
you dont want to know what chat is usually like.
Someone just dmed me saying he wish he had a good enough pick up line that would make us together immediately
Some random dude
I don’t blame them 👆 I haven’t been in this chat since May and… It’s something you know? 😟
rizzatron
He said hi how was ur day then suddenly
Yea I'm not feeling rizzed up to be honest :((
Cringe 😭
if u played against a strong chess player would you be rizzed up?
It's OK he apologised lol
Thank god 🙏
Maybe? Depends if you can play the King's indian
What’s that move? 👆
nope i dont play kings indian


If you can play the first 10 moves of a game best move
And you play the Kings Indian too
That's good stuff
W
Show me then
What I can't!?!?
?
why is my blitz dogshit
What did this conversation just turn into 🥴
its 400 below my rapid
Ah i see
Why is my blitz horseshit
idk
no
HAHAHAHAHHA

OMG HELP
Why is my skill in Chess catpiss
Blitz is the hardest time control
Bullet in the corner: 👽
i play like 1500 and im stucked in 1100s 🤡
how to play 0|0 bullet
bullet is just unfiltered and raw crack energy
white loses
hi
ohhh
no, white has like a time to start
And that’s why I don’t do chess anymore, but that’s ok so… 👍✨
wanna participate in hunger games sim
Racism
sure
proudly
At top level maybe, I’m not sure
thats not bullet thats something else
what is it then
Oh well if you're proud then
😅
and everybody says that to me, that i play more nice than my elo
😂😭
idk whats a shorter term than bullet
hyperbullet i think
Tachyon
tip:
let your opponent blunder
just wait
Hyperbullet 30s
Good enough
even shorter? ultra mega bullet?
its not possible
POGCHAMPS ENDING 
Rocket 10s
Is there such thing as eternalbullet? 💀
Are there server issues again
9999 hours
😆
More
every 60|0 game feels like a 1440|3600 game
no, jarvis just had the easiest mate in 1 with just k+q vs k. but didnt play it 💀
but then after he found it. hilarious
Me going to take half a year to play a match of Chess just to get Queen Gambited on

only if its ez
😭
How come these numbers
Me fr

1440 mins = 1 day
3600 sec = 1 h
Oh fair lol
How many seconds are in half a year? 
i heard it was like 26 something
15768017.3
thats not very much
26 seconds in half a year 😂
no i mean 26 x 10^n
That was some fast calf 😳
why is this number familiar 😭
That's 1 Yr tho
yeah...
divide by 2 and you get uh
No way you thought that too 😭
True that 👆
15768000
Ok wow i just smashed someone

woah
60 x 60 x 24 x 182.5
2k when?
2k when
Yo? Why you gotta say it like that though. Nooooo 😩
actually very flipin soon
2k when?
Woahh
Right? Like what 👆
i have an emoji called Arurubangsallthestagegirls

im getting closer
too ez
gud job
go zaxxx
ER or Chess?
O! Try Worldle next the one where you guess the shape of a controller!
gg but doesn't this spoil the wordle for everybody else today?
Countries*
yes but noone ever complained about it. i posed it multiple times. anyways this is yesterday's in my time zone
You know what, I think you on to something 🤔
I did though! Does my opinion not matter to you woooow!
does it have a name?

Yeah it’s called Worldle Guess the Country
you didnt complain.. or what do you mean controller?
MY FURBY JUST SCREECHED ITS 12 IN THE MORNING
Literally it wouldn't shut up I threw it outside
It was auto correct my bad 😭
Country*
alr thanks
THATS WHAT I LOOKED LIKE
what is the Summer Of Chess drop means?
its funny how jarvis won even when he was at 00:00.5 second time at some point
shuddap
Someone in my dms just asked if I'm really a rook
wha-
are u tho
Jarvis? You mean Iron Man’s AI thingy ma bob 💀
I just said yes I am actually a rook no joke cuz idk what to say 😹
Well. I um.. maybe?
no, Jarvis Carlsen
pronouns: KR/QR
so ur a straight forward person i guess
Bro these twitch streamers 💀
they cant be real bruh
bro had 5 seconds and just didnt move
I mean 😭 idk
Xqc is comically bad at chess

yeah, 400 - 900
oh hey avery, do you wanna send a link so we can rematch? 🙈
Then again he plays chess like all the time
Who Frank Sinatra?
while he was doing 400-900 i only could pull off a 400-806 lol
woah frank is already 900????
jarvis johnson
Of course.
he hit it once
JK 😂
wow i gotta get to 1200 fast 💀
frank is mentally disabled or something, why is he always yelling. is this a uk thing?
I was improving faster than Frank but I think my 1 month break now means he's ahead of me in terms of speed
I would tell you how but I ain’t know how 😔
no frank is a secret GM
It's just for the content- people find it funny
every chess player's worst nightmare: frank overtakes them in elo
send a link
Oh yeah
who is even frank
lichess incoming
I think it’s a Chess thing 😆
well i would be happy
im waiting for it
uh
search frankishere
a mod said lichess. wtf.
i guess
WOW A CC LINK
oh that guy
seriously, do people use bots on this site at certain times?!
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM A MOD
nah not rated lmao @sacred salmon
wait ur not a mod. these colors are confusing
That was an easy win
frank is just a screaming kid
You got discord mod energy
I am AI expert in real life, and the patterns of play are not human
Ohh my bad
I aint playing rated
Your a mod buddy don’t play games where on to you! 🧐
i mean some people use cheats
I have spent 15 years of my life more around AI and robots than humans so I can just tell
dissing frank in a chess server is like wanting to get executed
its so infuriating, looking at the mathematical probability, its improbable for a human brain to make some of the moves I am coming across
i mean you can report them for cheating if you want
I do but then thats a new problem lol
a human can make any move 💀
2000 reports in
ayo even illegal ones?
no humans are habitual if a game is with a human I always win
welp thats where you're wrong 💀
Dayum alien
👋
in real life illegal moves is why I prefer chess boxing lol
you are 500 blitz?
100% nope
I don't have an account on chesscom
play against me then :3
I don't have an account on chesscom
ima play those "mathematically improbable moves"
leave
i have lichess too
why?
Well, I think I had a run in this chat so I’ll see you all in another 2 months take care everyone! ❤️
dm link if you want
I only play in real life
u dont belong.
I sense a problem called a lack of skill 
then wtf do you mean by people using bots
blocked
literally joking but okay
do they cheat against you irl??
nope I explained the problems above, what you just said is an impossiblity
no its long to explain
ur overusing this gif bro
bruh i got the same gif
no way
that is crazy
e4 Mxd9
wuts m
uhhhhh..
Uh, piola
Bien, soy nuevo en el server y nesecito solucionar un problema que tengo en chess.com
El problema es de mi elo
what happens when u get legend league
No se si vos sabes donde puedo reportarlo o algo
si si espanol and everything like that
Que
nothing
Si
why does Spanish put ¿ and ? ? why not just ?
Es muy malo*
i guess so that you know it's a question right as you start reading the sentence
si
i think u just offended me
i think he just said he is full of white people
Estoy mas perdido que payaso en funeral
gg
Ffs all it took was 1 blunder and I lost 😔
i think you dont like me
you played well tbh
Thank u 😇
Im never that low on time usually 💀
I just didnt want to miss anything crucial and lose
I didn't even notice ngl
Sorry, I have Latin blood XD
i mean its intimidating playing against a women
Is it? 😭
I honestly wasnt sure if my pawn attack was good but I didnt know what to do besides playing aggressively
I thought women were like globally known for sucking at chess
I got killed otb by an 1800 rated women before lol. so im trained
Oh my 😭
sounds hot
Otb is the best chess
What the
she be thinking on my moves bro
AAA
💀
Chess romance should always start with the woman thrashing
Ayo wanna slide 😏
😏
yo do you wanna get some chess choaching if u know what i mean🙂🙃🙂🙃
Omd
R u a queen? Cause I wanna fork u
Depends if you can help me master the King's indian
😎
OK this made me laugh
But still no stop 😭
Dammit
do you know the back rank one?
Is this another sex joke
yes.
do you have an open position? cuz i wanna slide my rook into your back rank and mate u
- Hikaru Nakamura
the chess rizz idol
You beat an fm once.
I did
Hikaru is maried
I heard about that
Lol
His wife is kinda pretty ngl (yes I'm bi)
I better not see a chess pickup line in my life again
Iranian american
Did you just see what I went through
Yeah bruj
Yeah. Holy fu
How unfortunate
Oh
these flies be the most annoying
Anways late night here, good night
@sacred salmon it wasnt awful admit it
gn
Gn man🌙
real i was dead lost then he blundered lol
How much elo do u gain per win at ur level
Also yes it was
ok but if i lose i blame it on the fact that i never played it with black
OK 😁
whats your chess.com username?
ok just kidding i never was dead lost lmao matter of fact i was better the whole game💀
then learn theory
Just do this one
ok im in
Good
dont play e4 then

just learn c4 as white your life is solved bozo
ok bozo is harsh lmao
pixel not bozo
this midnight streak was not the best ive ever had but i technically gained elo so its whatever
i lost the first 3 games (i hung 3 tactics)
another what
another game
tactics meaning i hung pieces lmao
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im up
We up





