💬〡general-off-topic

[wintry trail]

R u Big Ben????

[hard gyro]

I wish it came to India.

[hard gyro]

...huh?

[wintry trail]

Big Ben, famous guy in the British

He could tell time

[fading spruce]

Ben is not that big

[hard gyro]

WHERE?

[wintry trail]

Well his - is certainly big

[hard gyro]

I AM COMING TO DELHI

FOR COLLEGE

[fading spruce]

Can we get the mini mod on this?

[hard gyro]

Ah

[wintry trail]

Clock bro

[wicked nest]

i have a cool plot in mind

[wintry trail]

It’s the clock

So dirty minded

[hard gyro]

@fading spruce You ping the mods, I'm a bit busy.

[fading spruce]

💀

[wintry trail]

It’s a clock 💀

[hard gyro]

No, that meant that Prime is COMING SOON to India.

[grim edge]

Hi mod ._.

[hard gyro]

Zaid would've announced it otherwise.

[hard gyro]

I am not a mod

Alright.

[grim edge]

ow sori i always think you're mod

[hard gyro]

Nvm.

[grim edge]

my bad

[hard gyro]

It's okay.

[grim edge]

you should apply

[hard gyro]

@fading spruce shut up.

[fading spruce]

He did

[grim edge]

with neuro

[hard gyro]

No I didn't, tf?

[grim edge]

[hard gyro]

I am not 18 yet.

[grim edge]

Ooo how'd it go mr. señor?

[hard gyro]

I will apply when I turn 18.

[hard gyro]

Haven't applied yet.

[grim edge]

I bet you're looking forward to it once u turn 18

[fading spruce]

Pretty good

[hard gyro]

Yeah.

[grim edge]

lmao gl

[hard gyro]

Shut up.

[wicked nest]

my fart could suffocate the people in the room even myself🥲

[grim edge]

why is your pfp layk dat

[hard gyro]

That's why no one talks to you.

[grim edge]

could you not

[hard gyro]

Fr

TMI

[wicked nest]

i think theres something wrong in my intestines idk

[fading spruce]

Bro why does it show that comment came from you for me

Does that dude just not have a pfp?

[wicked nest]

my fart never been so smelly before

[hard gyro]

No it does not, I love you as a friend bro.

[grim edge]

lmao i think you have to let it out in the bathroom

[hard gyro]

Yes.

[grim edge]

my brother little farts everywhere and he ends up getting beaten by me

[fading spruce]

I am an Albino Jalapeño, what do you expect?

[hard gyro]

That's disturbing, stop.

[stone spear]

I come back to everyone talking about farts damn

[grim edge]

because of this trauma, it doesn't take me a second to beat him

gorl

[stone spear]

Sulfur go brrrrrt

[grim edge]

tmi

[hard gyro]

Disgraceful.

[fading spruce]

I think this is mini-mod worthy

This chat got disgusting real fast

[vocal hazel]

Bullet chess pays off.

[hard gyro]

<@&745328830649991179> Disgusting TMI

[grim edge]

why do men fart all the time like go to a bathroom and let it out smh

[wicked nest]

im sorry😭

[hard gyro]

I DON'T.

WE DON'T.

[wintry trail]

What happening

[stone spear]

"LaSt WaRnInG - snorts 🤓

[grim edge]

ehh.. idt its that serious ey

[white knoll]

did you eat taco bell or smth

[wintry trail]

Lmao

[fading spruce]

Ong why is chat talking about farts 💀

[hard gyro]

I am being disturbed tbh.

How are y'all so desensitised?

[grim edge]

señor being mod would probably scare everyone fr he might ban immediately

[hard gyro]

[stone spear]

I seriously dont know, one is moni moding and two are talking about farts this great

[wicked nest]

nah but ive been eating those kinds of food that has a strong smell

[hard gyro]

All I would do is delete messages probably.

And ban the horrible ones.

[fading spruce]

I am also a señor so I should be mod as well

[grim edge]

lmao who is mini moding

[stone spear]

Question is. Is he gonna be a mod? Tho

[grim edge]

maybe he's just concerned that something might be happening to him

[hard gyro]

Pinging mods is minimodding apparently now.

[white knoll]

ight bro you take care of that 💀

[teal dragon]

Damn this plane clean asf

[grim edge]

@teal dragon fr

[tired flicker]

My friend cheated and got banned and then created a new account

[stone spear]

Never said it was you tho, no?

[grim edge]

hello alice mi amiga

[teal dragon]

FR WHAT 💀💀

[hard gyro]

Wait till you see the leg space.

[stone spear]

Its suppose to be that way

[hard gyro]

You insinuated it was me

[grim edge]

why are u doubting mr señor here? everything is possible if you believe in Allah

[stone spear]

Idk what your talking about dud

[hard gyro]

WDYM BY THAT?

[stone spear]

Oh yes yes

[hard gyro]

Fax.

[opal nacelle]

the

[stone spear]

White pants thoooooo

[teal dragon]

Guys im gonna be a bad girl and not put in airplane mode

[hard gyro]

Risky by wearing light colored pants.

[stone spear]

Ban

[grim edge]

you said this place is clean, i couldnt agree more

[hard gyro]

Do it, you won't.

[hard gyro]

HOW DO YOU KNOW, HOLD UP?

[grim edge]

small legs

[tired flicker]

I wanna ask something, is there a way to view views in your profile? Like see the person viewing your profile

[grim edge]

because i was here all along

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[hard gyro]

This gave me a stroke, but no.

You can only see the number, I think.

[teal dragon]

I said plane

[grim edge]

no you can't see who view your profile

[tired flicker]

Dang

[grim edge]

OH LMAO

[teal dragon]

They actually green

[grim edge]

AM SORRY

[hard gyro]

THATS WHY WE FREAKED OUT A BIT

[grim edge]

girl

[fading spruce]

Looks white to me

[teal dragon]

Is the lighting

[hard gyro]

Has to be the lightest lime color ever.

[grim edge]

my eyes slipped

[fading spruce]

Nah we are going to have a dress moment in a second

[hard gyro]

Eww, put them back.

[grim edge]

okay if u say so

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-24467314

[hard gyro]

Hi Las.

[grim edge]

omg cute little hamster

[digital phoenix]

[hard gyro]

It's a rat, dumdum

Very different

[digital phoenix]

It’s a cat

Could be a dog but not sure either dog or cat

[hard gyro]

You guys are curing my wave of depression, so thank you.

Genuinely.

[grim edge]

LMAO

[fading spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-dot-com-gif-24529695

[humble matrix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[digital phoenix]

Maybe if u could skateboard flip horses ud be better

https://tenor.com/view/horse-kickflip-tobey-bird-kieran-culkin-saturday-night-live-doing-tricks-gif-23826420

[humble matrix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[hard gyro]

Maybe.

[digital phoenix]

400

[teal dragon]

Watchu mean

[tired thistle]

Hi. What are your thoughts on joining Beta on cc?

[hard gyro]

Rn all I got is meds.

[humble matrix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> senatorarmstrong2024

This is the Chess.com profile of senatorarmstrong2024. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 400 (1576 peak)
Blitz: 400 (1948 peak)
Bullet: 1212 (1242 peak)

[digital phoenix]

Nothing wrong u don’t lose anything

[humble matrix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[digital phoenix]

Turns out I’m not 400

[fading spruce]

I am though 🗿

[digital phoenix]

[humble matrix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[grim edge]

i read it as place instead of plane, why u not doing airplane mode girl

[fading spruce]

We can play @humble matrix

[digital phoenix]

I am 3400

[humble matrix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[fading spruce]

Scroll up

[tired thistle]

Are you a part of it?

[humble matrix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[digital phoenix]

Yeah

[grim edge]

hello everyone

hi incho

[tired thistle]

Alright. Thanks!

[hard gyro]

INCHO

[grim edge]

._.

[grim edge]

hru

[grim edge]

[digital phoenix]

Incho into the bag

[grim edge]

im great muchas gracias, hbu?

[hard gyro]

How are you?

[grim edge]

wtf is with your profile pic

[hard gyro]

What were you doing, eating steel?

[grim edge]

EW WTF

[hard gyro]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

i’m doing good, i sliced the skin on my thumb tho

ew ew ew

[fading spruce]

How did he know what you were going to say?!?

This guy is crazy

[hard gyro]

Pinged the mods, don't worry.

[grim edge]

What in the actual fk did I just witness

[grim edge]

because he knows his pfp is disturbing and someone will eventually point it out duh

[hard gyro]

Ikr. And people call me "Mini-mod"

[grim edge]

good and you?

[hard gyro]

Good

[fading spruce]

But he just said it straight up for no reason with no context

[hard gyro]

Bast, am I a Mini-mod for pinging you guys?

[grim edge]

read it again

[digital phoenix]

Ducks

[grim edge]

Bro, someone here should make u mod tbf.

[grim edge]

yes, there's nothing wrong with mini mod wdym u guys put malice on a word

[hard gyro]

I am not 18 yet, but soon.

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

Goose

[hard gyro]

Ikr.

[upbeat viper]

nop

[grim edge]

i feel like moderating here would make my insanity worse

[fading spruce]

That’s because it is a mod that is not a mod

[hard gyro]

Exactly.

[upbeat viper]

because you don't decide of the timeouts

[hard gyro]

Idc, I wanna help out.

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

anyone should ping when there's something wrong ;D

[hard gyro]

Yeah, exactly.

[fading spruce]

I ping you

[hard gyro]

Yet people hate me lmao.

[grim edge]

so hows the guy now

[hard gyro]

Timed out I guess lmao

[upbeat viper]

don't

ping all

I'm not the mod of this server

._.

[fading spruce]

Oh you want me to @echo seal?

[digital phoenix]

I am the fots

[grim edge]

i disagree

[grim edge]

common sense, he meant ping all the mods

[upbeat viper]

I am Batman

[fading spruce]

It was a joke

[digital phoenix]

The batman

[grim edge]

okay albino

[hard gyro]

The off brand version, maybe.

[grim edge]

[fading spruce]

Do you have money?

[grim edge]

Racism, but green Jalapeno does looks better

[upbeat viper]

[fading spruce]

This is mad racist I’m pinging Bast

[upbeat viper]

[hard gyro]

Touché

[grim edge]

why people call me racist

[grim edge]

its in his username

[upbeat viper]

I am a building

[hard gyro]

Bast, why?

[fading spruce]

Thanks mega-mod

[upbeat viper]

drop the racist trolly topic please :')

[grim edge]

[hard gyro]

Oh ok, sorry.

[teal dragon]

Stalk my flight guys: EZY9491

[upbeat viper]

back to cheese

chess

**

[grim edge]

Ok, mb. That was a bad joke.

[hard gyro]

I like Gouda.

[fading spruce]

I love goat cheese

[upbeat viper]

you mean

[hard gyro]

Cheddar is good too.

[upbeat viper]

Gata

[fading spruce]

Anyone ever had a good goat cheese?

[teal dragon]

Im literally going to sicily where the sicilian defense was invented

[hard gyro]

Gouda.

[grim edge]

Slay

[hard gyro]

Paneer is my favourite Cheese.

[upbeat viper]

[fading spruce]

You going to Palermo?

[grim edge]

literal queen fr

[hard gyro]

Cottage Cheese, in other words.

My jaw just popped, ouch.

That's karma for trolling Miciela, ig.

[fading spruce]

We need a bruh emoji

[grim edge]

fr

[hard gyro]

We have

[grim edge]

i popped mine so it wouldnt be unfair for you

[hard gyro]

This too

[fading spruce]

[teal dragon]

No cimiso

[fading spruce]

This is not good enough

[hard gyro]

Aww

[hard gyro]

[fading spruce]

What are you going to do in Sicily?

[teal dragon]

Learn sicilian defense

[hard gyro]

Playing the Sicilian Defe-

[hard gyro]

Great minds think alike.

[teal dragon]

Gotta get in the zone yfm

[upbeat viper]

https://i.giphy.com/media/7rJE4vH3ItKDu/giphy.webp

[teal dragon]

Anyway the connection is really choppy so

Just stalk me with this EZY9491

[hard gyro]

@hearty domes robot abuse.

Oh wait, it pinged someone

Sorry, dude.

[nimble niche]

what would they have expected when they made their username mod?

[hard gyro]

Miciela says that I would be a scary mod because I would ban everyone

[grim edge]

Ugly af emoji

[grim edge]

Will u tho?

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

overbanning is something we wanna avoid ye

[hard gyro]

Ouch, okay-

[hard gyro]

For obvious reasons.

[upbeat viper]

yeyeyey

[fading spruce]

Fr

[upbeat viper]

🧓

[hard gyro]

Bast, would I be a good mod?

[nimble niche]

I am now at the blitz elo where las was at the start of the year, when he trolled people by saying that he was 215 elo

[digital phoenix]

I’m 215 elo

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

This is the Chess.com profile of 1cbb. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2231 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2215 (2260 peak)
Bullet: 2131 (2211 peak)

[hard gyro]

HehehahaHAHAH no.

[grim edge]

You will timeout most people here, ded server

[digital phoenix]

Actually

[hard gyro]

Not really-

I would just warn them cause people listen more to mods.

[digital phoenix]

No they don’t

People who don’t listen will not listen to mods

[hard gyro]

Then yes, I would timeout everyone

/j

[hasty iris]

question: what are some interesting stats youd like to know about your games that insights (the diamond feature) dont provide?

[digital phoenix]

How many times I screwed up opening

[hard gyro]

In chess?

[digital phoenix]

What do u think

[hard gyro]

I thought you meant opening a jar.

[digital phoenix]

Just use explosives

[hard gyro]

True.

[upbeat viper]

that stat is there already

ig

[hard gyro]

What exactly should I improve and where are the learning points. Coach explanations aren't enough.

[mild apex]

imagine cant open a simple jar

[hard gyro]

Cause they don't tell me how a bad move affects the game long-term.

[grim edge]

its normal

[lucid sedge]

Dog

[hard gyro]

Do your friends superglue your jars?

[digital phoenix]

Benny got banned now I have to figure out who that is

[lucid sedge]

I had a statement

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge

[mild apex]

no

[viscid jacinth]

Try

[hard gyro]

Neither do mine.

[mild apex]

why tf willl they superglur my jar

[digital phoenix]

Yeah idfk

[hard gyro]

College pranks.

[lucid sedge]

Why did Benny get banned

[hard gyro]

Idk.

[digital phoenix]

Cheating but idk who benny is

[upbeat viper]

@digital phoenix

[hard gyro]

Damn.

[upbeat viper]

the stat is there indeed

[mild apex]

i thought its bendy from the ink machine

[digital phoenix]

Freench

[upbeat viper]

for example I lost 2.1% of my games in the opening

sorry, not lost

[lucid sedge]

In chess or discord

[upbeat viper]

but ended in*

hmm

[hard gyro]

I have pranked my friends a couple times. Apply ink on their school seat for their white pants and all.

[digital phoenix]

Get help

[mild apex]

why

[lucid sedge]

I will kill if someone did that to me

[hard gyro]

That's what Indian seniors do lmao

[digital phoenix]

Just prank them by stabbing them with a knife honestly that’s funny

[mild apex]

immatured

[hard gyro]

We are good friends, so we laughed it off.

[mild apex]

very funny

[digital phoenix]

Who tf is benny

I pinged the right guy right

[hard gyro]

We are, yes

[lucid sedge]

I hate when my white clothes get stains

[digital phoenix]

Yeah I put the cc account in and it doesn’t exist I think he changed it

[hard gyro]

Same tbh, and so did he. But it was the last day so it didn't really matter.

He too applied black ink on my t-shirt in the past tbf.

[lucid sedge]

I dressed in a fur suit to flip off the teacher

[upbeat viper]

nah

benny got CC banned

[lucid sedge]

Mu friend is a furry and he let me borrow it

[digital phoenix]

Different user?

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chess.com/member/bennypenguin1

if that's him

[digital phoenix]

Oh it’s that account yeah it is

[mild apex]

spiderman

[digital phoenix]

He connected some bullshit

[hard gyro]

Bigg oof

[grim edge]

Oh damn, that spider dude

Rip

[digital phoenix]

Unity left the server

That’s unfortunate

He cheated

[lucid sedge]

In the end of school since I breed spiders I bred two and they made an egg sack so I threw that at my teacher it hatch and they got the exterminator involve

[teal dragon]

Why have i still not taken off

[mild apex]

dang

[hard gyro]

Temporarily.

[mild apex]

i miss him

[digital phoenix]

He might not come back

I might flame him for cheating but idk

[upbeat viper]

nah

[fading spruce]

Wait Unity cheated?

[supple plinth]

Chess anyone guys

[upbeat viper]

don't flame people

[mild apex]

@digital phoenix will u leave the server for rm 1000

[supple plinth]

Chess guys

Chess?

[upbeat viper]

#💬〡chess-talk

[digital phoenix]

Swear people only get banned after playing in chess.com arena

[hard gyro]

@digital phoenix and you tell me to get help.

[mild apex]

no, he just left

[teal dragon]

@digital phoenix the plane not my clothes

[digital phoenix]

He did u bozo

[upbeat viper]

makes sense as everyone is fair play checked there ig

[digital phoenix]

Yes then I’ll join back and scam u

[nimble niche]

I made a risky decision to not abort in rapid against somebody who only created their account an hour ago and it paid off

[teal dragon]

I could take off my clothes establish dominance

[nimble niche]

They were pretty trash

[lucid sedge]

What is even happening

[mild apex]

i meant only the word 'left'

not like cheating

[digital phoenix]

What

[hard gyro]

Fairly disgusting.

[fading spruce]

That Ari dude got banned for cheating and now he is in my server trying to tell everyone he didn’t cheat and chess.com wrongfully banned him

[mild apex]

i didnt say i wanted to scam u

[upbeat viper]

[mild apex]

ok

[digital phoenix]

Who is ari

a rice

[nimble niche]

They didn't play very well though

[fading spruce]

You know what I am talking about?

[mild apex]

mr beast in msia frfr

[teal dragon]

Any publicity is good publicity 👍 😎 🤙

[lucid sedge]

I got banned for cheating once but it was me letting my grandpa play and he is a gm vs beginer

[hard gyro]

He was in India in the past.

[upbeat viper]

hm ?

[fading spruce]

Ari (limsoup)

[upbeat viper]

nah idk the guy

ah

ik the name

[digital phoenix]

Idk who that is either

[keen parrot]

what's your grandpas peak fide?

[hard gyro]

I think I have ADHD or smth, I keep subconsciously banging my knees together even when it hurts.

[lucid sedge]

Idk

[mild apex]

:O

[fading spruce]

He was pretty active in here until a few days ago when he got banned

[hard gyro]

Any idea, guys?

[rigid meteor]

are yall good at chess?

[digital phoenix]

Fun fact if u cheat and never send a message in this server know one will know u got banned

[fading spruce]

Talk to your doctor

[hard gyro]

Nah

[mild apex]

no one*

[rigid meteor]

pls be serious

[hard gyro]

Will do if it becomes a major issue.

[digital phoenix]

I’m 400 bro wtf

[fading spruce]

Same

[lucid sedge]

Why is cheating a big deal

[hard gyro]

PFFFT, I am 401.

[digital phoenix]

Oh nvm I’m 300 something now

[lucid sedge]

People can cheat back

[fading spruce]

Idk it’s like the steroids of this sport

[nimble niche]

L unity, banned for cheating

[rigid meteor]

lmao

[mild apex]

299

[fading spruce]

Just make the players stronger

[hard gyro]

What's the fun in that?

[digital phoenix]

I think u need to take ur medicine

[fading spruce]

I want to see the best chess possible

[rigid meteor]

no like seriously anyone above 1000 here?

[lucid sedge]

I need to see a doc

[digital phoenix]

I don’t even remember unitys account

[mild apex]

he did cheat?

[lucid sedge]

In lichess

[digital phoenix]

What do u think I was saying

[hard gyro]

Kind of weird that we respected em in the past.

[rigid meteor]

ur above 1000 in lichess right?

[torpid lintel]

Yes there is people 2000+ too

[lucid sedge]

Yea

[mild apex]

i thought he left cus he just like zel or smtg

[nimble niche]

If someone else is stronger than you at the gym because they use steroids, just use steroids yourself

[torpid lintel]

Hi CEO

[nimble niche]

yes

[mild apex]

hewo mohit

[hard gyro]

And have a heart attack by age 20, sure.

[fading spruce]

That’s what I am saying

[mild apex]

wait u callin me ?

[keen parrot]

i am better than las confirmed

[digital phoenix]

Tilt is 2500??

[torpid lintel]

1400

[fading spruce]

I don’t know what statistics you are referencing

[digital phoenix]

He’s like 2200 bro

[torpid lintel]

Yes haha

[rigid meteor]

jk lmao

[keen parrot]

my peak is 2525 bruh

[fading spruce]

You might get testicular cancer but not a heart attack

[digital phoenix]

Peak is bullshit

[lucid sedge]

Also the reason I came on here is to ask what is the illuminati I Google it and a YouTube shows up

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2239 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2215 (2260 peak)
Bullet: 2131 (2211 peak)

[rigid meteor]

average 1000

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tilt

This is the Chess.com profile of tilt. Take a look!

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Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1600 (2346 peak)
Blitz: 2337 (2525 peak)
Bullet: 1600 (2572 peak)

[hard gyro]

None, just saying that heart attacks have a more likely chance of occurring in steroid abusers.

[fading spruce]

We only go by peaks here

[mild apex]

just call cat, thers 5 ceo in cc discord

[keen parrot]

i am actually 1600

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> senatorarmstrong2024

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Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 400 (1576 peak)
Blitz: 400 (1948 peak)
Bullet: 1212 (1242 peak)

[mild apex]

your rapid....

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1200 (2271 peak)
Blitz: 1997 (2101 peak)
Bullet: 2200 (2316 peak)

[torpid lintel]

Noted! But when I say cat I miss zel

[fading spruce]

I’m 400 💀

[rigid meteor]

didn't call anyone 1000 mate

[mild apex]

i do miss zel

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 718 (718 peak)

[teal dragon]

Im pissed this plane is 20 min late

[hard gyro]

One of my friend's dad died due to a silent heart attack.

[grim edge]

eyo less play

[hard gyro]

Better than 20 min early.

[mild apex]

silent heart attack?

[nimble niche]

Last time I was on a plane, it was delayed by 40 minutes

[hard gyro]

No noticeable symptoms.

[torpid lintel]

Yes but I am glad zel and I can still talk in dm

[grim edge]

ye like u dont know its a heart attack

[mellow fiber]

hi

who here plays chess

[grim edge]

less play

[mild apex]

o

[fading spruce]

How long ago was that?

[grim edge]

no one

[hard gyro]

Yeah, unfortunate

[mild apex]

brain 1000 ping

[keen parrot]

no one sorry

[hard gyro]

A couple months, now.

[grim edge]

i will play with u 800 elo

[grim edge]

i play checkers only

[digital phoenix]

Does anyone remember unitys chess,com user

[fading spruce]

And he was a steroids abuser?

[hard gyro]

I am not joking, tf?

[mild apex]

i play candy crush

[grim edge]

i’m rated 2400 in checkers

[nimble niche]

the one where he got banned?

[digital phoenix]

Yeah

[keen parrot]

i play horde on lichess

[hard gyro]

Possibly.

[grim edge]

here 800 elo

[fading spruce]

Bro Wdym possibly

[mellow fiber]

that's fun i play connect 4

[fading spruce]

I thought that’s the whole reason why you brought it up

[digital phoenix]

Rating?

[hard gyro]

Idk, I just know that he was jacked af. I don't think he used steroids.

Btw this topic has nothing to do with steroids.

[mellow fiber]

2400

[mild apex]

uno.com

[grim edge]

i’m quitting chess to become a professional among us player

[hard gyro]

I was just thinking heart attacks and got this story in my mind.

[teal dragon]

Ive been sitting here for 40 mins

[mild apex]

o rly

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/member/iamagodofchess-inactive

[fading spruce]

Still can’t believe Bruce Lee: fittest man in the world, died at a young age

[hard gyro]

Unfortunate.

[digital phoenix]

Oh yeah inactive but he got 2nd chance account?

[hard gyro]

Even Joesthetics died.

[digital phoenix]

Or did someone else manage to yoink the user

[mild apex]

yoink

[grim edge]

second chance account?

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/83772070567

[worn ice]

IamAGodOfChess-INACTIVE (1285) vs. countingblunders (2232)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. Bf4 g6 3. e3 Bg7 4. Nf3 O-O 5. Bd3 d6 6. Nbd2 Nc6 7. c3 e5 8. Bg5 exd4 9. cxd4 h6 10. Bh4 Qe8 11. O-O Bg4 12. Bb5 Bd7 13. Re1 g5 14. Bg3 a6 15. Ba4 b5 16. Bc2 Nh7 17. Qb1 Nf6 18. h4 g4 19. Nh2 Nh5 20. Bh7+ Kh8 21. Bf5 Nxg3 22. fxg3 h5 23. Nhf1 Ne7 24. Bxd7 Qxd7 25. Ne4 Rfe8 26. Nfd2 Nd5 27. a3 Bh6 28. Qd3 f5 29. Nc3 Nf6 30. e4 Bxd2 31. Qxd2 Nxe4 32. Nxe4 Rxe4 33. Qh6+ Qh7 34. Qf6+ Qg7 35. Qxf5 Rxe1+ 36. Rxe1 Qh6 37. Re6 Qh7 38. Qf6+ Qg7 39. Qf5 Qh7 40. Rg6 Re8 41. [Qf6+] 

[keen parrot]

prob second chance

[digital phoenix]

It’s 1500 I don’t believe it

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/member/iamagodofchess

[keen parrot]

i have seen cheaters in the 300s

[grim edge]

1500 bullet

[digital phoenix]

See how is that possible

He’s 1200

[hard gyro]

I've seen in 500s

[mild apex]

keep playing

[fading spruce]

300 ELO cheating is probably fire

[nimble niche]

unity is garbage

[mild apex]

or prob he started at 1600 bullet

[digital phoenix]

Cheating and still 1200

[opal nacelle]

they're just that good at the game

[mild apex]

and play few games but lost

[keen parrot]

real

[grim edge]

he got to 1200 legit

[wheat marlin]

fr

[grim edge]

then cheated

[digital phoenix]

100 elo pulled off a 99 accuracy bullet game

[hard gyro]

Wow, huh.

[digital phoenix]

I still hate grim not even because he cheated I just hate him

[lament jacinth]

Understandable

[mild apex]

some random complaination

[opal nacelle]

absolute god

[fading spruce]

Where is mini-mod

[hard gyro]

Idk

[nimble niche]

did grim cheat?

[digital phoenix]

Yeah

[mild apex]

maybe

[grim edge]

hey

[grim edge]

multiple times

[digital phoenix]

I feel like u don’t know who cheated

[mild apex]

yes, i do not know

[nimble niche]

squid as well

[digital phoenix]

I barely talk to squid

[mild apex]

cheated

[digital phoenix]

Abuse? Since when it was fair play from the start

Maybe I just didn’t look at other accounts

[grim edge]

slay

bomb it now

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/member/squid-inactive1

[keen parrot]

bruh 💀

[digital phoenix]

More inactive

[mild apex]

kpop pfp :O

[digital phoenix]

And not just inactive he’s inactive1

[mild apex]

what dat mean?

[nimble niche]

He was banned twice

[digital phoenix]

Oh yeah

So now there’s squid inactive and squid inactive 1

[keen parrot]

i would never cheat, cause then ill lose my username

[lucid sedge]

Who got banned twis

[nimble niche]

Donkey was banned more than twice but he's actually a decent player irl

[digital phoenix]

U can request it back no one would know

[lean bolt]

Wait

[lucid sedge]

I was showering

[nimble niche]

Donkey was banned twice for fp and at least once for abuse

[lean bolt]

Hold on, do people actually get more one chance?

[digital phoenix]

Except me I’ll take ur username as soon as I can

[keen parrot]

yeah but someone else might claim it in the meantime

[digital phoenix]

<@&745328830649991179>

[keen parrot]

suck my balls

[grim edge]

Damn

[lean bolt]

Does chess.con really not care about cheaters?

[hard gyro]

<@&745328830649991179>

[fading spruce]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

i heard someone was planning to but you got it first

[digital phoenix]

I’m first u all suck

[nimble niche]

squid's on his third chance account

[hard gyro]

Oof

[mild apex]

quad ping

[lucid sedge]

Too small

[hard gyro]

I'm on mobile.

[digital phoenix]

So am I

[mild apex]

first kill

[keen parrot]

yeah thats right

[digital phoenix]

But I didn’t reply to the message

[hard gyro]

Ah, that's why.

[lean bolt]

Jesus Christ of Corporate America, why doesn’t chess.con just say that’s enough go to another site

[digital phoenix]

tiltdeeznuts

[fading spruce]

I should click on this link

[lucid sedge]

Mobile are better on chess the pc

[digital phoenix]

I know ur desperate

[latent pebble]

They get a million

[keen parrot]

SEX?! PLUS DISCORD?!?! NO WAYYY

[teal dragon]

Why we still not flying

[lean bolt]

That is so sad

[latent pebble]

Apparently, there is like some individuals who've gotten around 3

[keen parrot]

they will be checking you for explosives

[upbeat viper]

can't go away for 5min

smh

[digital phoenix]

Because someone’s on their damn phone

[fading spruce]

I’m a Chess player what can I say

[grim edge]

fly on your own girl leave them

[hard gyro]

F you guys need more mods.

[latent pebble]

Why don't you guys filter out discord links?

[keen parrot]

ahem yes some individuals

[lean bolt]

I wonder what’s the record for most chance accounts

[fading spruce]

That was way more than 5 minutes

[mild apex]

[upbeat viper]

no idea

Imma ask the question in mod channels

[nimble niche]

they should do that but they care about the money and statistics of growth much more than fair play

[fading spruce]

Yeah they should make me mod

[digital phoenix]

discord.gg/chesscom 18+ only!!!

[lucid sedge]

Wat

[upbeat viper]

[keen parrot]

Ban

[upbeat viper]

13+*

[nimble niche]

That would filter out vc links though

[latent pebble]

You don't need code I don't think

[mild apex]

PC5 hype

[lean bolt]

That’s quite sad, tbh

[digital phoenix]

Nsfw server

[keen parrot]

[latent pebble]

Auto-mod feature no?

[mild apex]

joined

[hard gyro]

Sure.

[keen parrot]

like who

[lean bolt]

Like I understand wanting to grow your site, but there’s also always the moral question

[fading spruce]

I should join this server

[digital phoenix]

There’s girls

[outer zodiac]

some 1v1

[lucid sedge]

Ban @digital phoenix
Reasons
Liking cats
Making NSFW server
And liking cats

[outer zodiac]

1v1 chess? im new

[teal dragon]

Shush

[fading spruce]

Don’t lie to me

[lean bolt]

actually not moral, just perspective. You don’t want to be seen as a site that harbors cheaters

[teal dragon]

Ong i should just take over

[keen parrot]

cats are great screw you

[digital phoenix]

My nickname doesn’t make me a cat lover

[latent pebble]

Alrighty!

[digital phoenix]

I mean I like cats but still has nothing to do with the username

[outer zodiac]

1b 1

[keen parrot]

[lean bolt]

Unless you’re trying to be Ashley Madison

[outer zodiac]

1v1 sir

[lucid sedge]

My brother killed a cat but I'm not going to the detail

[teal dragon]

Next stop new york

[mild apex]

keep the name

[keen parrot]

go in detail

[lucid sedge]

I like dog and cats

[digital phoenix]

I once picked up a cat and put it back down

[outer zodiac]

some 1v1

[latent pebble]

I wish you the best of luck in your future shenanigans and endeavours

[fading spruce]

You coming to The Bronx?

[lean bolt]

I didn’t even say lichess

[hard gyro]

Wild.

No we don't.

[lean bolt]

My point was that the Caro Kann is garbage . I’m surprised you missed it

[outer zodiac]

1v1 bet for 2 dollors?

[hard gyro]

None of us do.

[latent pebble]

I haven't got a clue who Ashley Madison is!

[teal dragon]

Empire state building

[keen parrot]

you threw your cat down a well?!!

[outer zodiac]

1v1 bet for 2 dollors

[nimble niche]

we all know that chess.com sucks

[fading spruce]

It’s not all that interesting

[digital phoenix]

If I win u give me 10 dollars if I lose u give me 10 dollars deal?

[lean bolt]

It’s a dating website for people that are married and want to have an affair

[fading spruce]

Unless you go to the top

[lucid sedge]

Three words threw down well

[lean bolt]

Basically cheaters

[digital phoenix]

Also if we draw u give me 20 dollars

[fading spruce]

Then it’s pretty cool

[latent pebble]

Wait is it that Canadian Scandal

[teal dragon]

We on a 1 way trip into the building 🔥

[latent pebble]

I've briefly heard about that description

[patent roost]

I like showering in the dark

[fading spruce]

Bro what

[digital phoenix]

Do u like dying

[torpid lintel]

!welcome read what bot say also send link unrated

[stable jungle]

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[patent roost]

wth

[keen parrot]

😭

[outer zodiac]

sure pm

[lean bolt]

I’m not sure, but Ashley Madison did have a breach a while back where users names were leaked

[patent roost]

It;s more relaxing that way!

[fading spruce]

You threatening to blow up the Empire State Building?

[hard gyro]

HUH?

[teal dragon]

Dont check the song im listening to

[digital phoenix]

Cos that’s what’s gonna happen ur gonna slip and fall and die

[mild apex]

9 11 joke

[keen parrot]

average white dude

[hard gyro]

Report to the mods???

[mild apex]

nah

[digital phoenix]

See that’s what mini modding is

[mild apex]

not everyone gets it\

[patent roost]

I'm built different, you think that's not gonna happen with the light on?

[outer zodiac]

pm me sir?

[fading spruce]

Let’s mini-mod together

[lucid sedge]

I love 911 they are play fnafp with my uncle

[digital phoenix]

Nah in class rn actually I can’t play

[outer zodiac]

aw

some wana bet for just 2 dollor?

[keen parrot]

with the light on you can see your fat sister in front of you

[outer zodiac]

some

[keen parrot]

im sorry

[torpid lintel]

It's not allowed read #〘📝〙rules

[hard gyro]

Ping them then.

[digital phoenix]

Well it COULDNT be politics so I bet it IS allowed

[outer zodiac]

aw ok me sorry

[fading spruce]

Let’s do it together

[patent roost]

she's not fat, we come from poverty

[torpid lintel]

But I can play so send link. Also connect your account

[lean bolt]

I have one, why 10 scared?

[digital phoenix]

Banned

[keen parrot]

[outer zodiac]

how to connect im new here

[lean bolt]

Because he’s in between 9/11

[fading spruce]

<@&745328830649991179>

[digital phoenix]

There’s no way

[keen parrot]

sensitive smh

[digital phoenix]

new achievement unlocked

[fading spruce]

I am a New Yorker

[torpid lintel]

#🔗〡connect-account or use /connect command

[lean bolt]

My joke is so goated you can’t even deny it

[hard gyro]

Amazing job, Albino.

[lucid sedge]

People who are strait

[outer zodiac]

ok

[fading spruce]

Thank you, fellow mod

[lucid sedge]

Your straitness or 20 dollars

[mild apex]

fr

[lucid sedge]

I don't get it

[hard gyro]

"Have a sense of humor"

Makes inappropriate joke

[outer zodiac]

i coocent my acount

[fading spruce]

R.I.P. King

[hard gyro]

He made a bad joke.

[lucid sedge]

Of what

....

[hard gyro]

Exactly.

[fading spruce]

That’s cap

[lucid sedge]

Idk what that is

[hard gyro]

Now he thinks I'm a mod.

[hard gyro]

Bast, verify please.

[latent pebble]

Weirdos

[fading spruce]

He just said what did we Germans ever do to you… oh wait

[lucid sedge]

Ohh

[hard gyro]

Which is a bad joke.

[upbeat viper]

anyway drop it

[hard gyro]

People died.

[supple plinth]

Guys anyone wanna get smacked by me chess?

[fading spruce]

People always die

[hard gyro]

Alright, sorry

[supple plinth]

Wth is that

[outer zodiac]

what is stock fish '

[hard gyro]

Idk

[outer zodiac]

aw ok

[hard gyro]

Some kind of fish

[supple plinth]

Idk man

[grim edge]

i would love to be smacked

[outer zodiac]

wana play sir?

[hard gyro]

What's your elo?

[outer zodiac]

wana 1v1 jabber?

[supple plinth]

Come I'll smack you

[hard gyro]

Bast, can you blame us with the number of cheaters lurking?

[outer zodiac]

i mean 1v1>

[supple plinth]

https://play.chess.com/43aRJ

[fading spruce]

Bast gonna Bast

[outer zodiac]

but wait

i dm u something

[hard gyro]

Fair

[supple plinth]

You like look from India so you'll be tryharding so no

[supple plinth]

2650

[hard gyro]

PFFFT

[fading spruce]

Racism?

[outer zodiac]

i pm u

[hard gyro]

We Indians sure have a reputation.

[grim edge]

tf does that mean

[keen parrot]

only? im 3200

[fading spruce]

Looks like a job for mini mods

[hard gyro]

Nah.

[supple plinth]

That means everything

[hard gyro]

This is chill.

[keen parrot]

💀bro thinks he is neuro

[hard gyro]

Lmao

[fading spruce]

@opal nacelle

[keen parrot]

not that neuro

[pulsar ocean]

hey

[fading spruce]

@primal fern

[nimble niche]

neurolink

[hard gyro]

Don't ping em randomly.

[latent pebble]

That is definitely not prejudiced its actually a compliment really

[fading spruce]

@iron spade

[grim edge]

its been like 4 days since i started playing chess bruh

Hahahahahahahahaha

[hard gyro]

Dude.

[grim edge]

I had been locked out

[supple plinth]

Okay 1v1

[upbeat viper]

yes

[hard gyro]

<@&745328830649991179>

[latent pebble]

@upbeat viper kekw

[nimble niche]

bye

[upbeat viper]

don't ping

[fading spruce]

He isn’t playing with him though because of race

[upbeat viper]

freac

[supple plinth]

https://play.chess.com/43aRJ
@grim edge

[hard gyro]

Too late

[warped galleon]

HELP I HAVE A TOURNAMENT IN 5 H IM SCARRD WHAT DO I DO

[grim edge]

nah piss off

[latent pebble]

He thinks he is extremely good at chess because of his ethnicity doesn't look like a problem

proficient understanding

[keen parrot]

start pissing under the table at the board

[supple plinth]

What happened

[upbeat viper]

when you see a locked out speaking, wait like 30sec before pinging

juuust in case

[latent pebble]

why

[hard gyro]

Got it.

[supple plinth]

Anyone 1v1 ??? I wanna smack someone real good

[grim edge]

is the game unrated

[warped galleon]

💯

[fading spruce]

How are they able to speak?

[supple plinth]

Obviously

[keen parrot]

ill smack you instead bbg

[upbeat viper]

because of the role customisation when you join the server

[supple plinth]

Come then

[latent pebble]

I just ping whoever is online when it's not that serious

[upbeat viper]

the problem will be fixed someday

[supple plinth]

https://play.chess.com/43aRJ

What's your name ?

[keen parrot]

you are 600

[fading spruce]

@upbeat viper did you ever find a French baking server for me?

[supple plinth]

2650

[keen parrot]

is that your 3 ratings combined?

[supple plinth]

@grim edge is that manav godara you?

[upbeat viper]

I didn't look for it

smh

[rough sun]

Yoo wanna match?

[hard gyro]

[supple plinth]

In a match

[rough sun]

Oh ok

[keen parrot]

it isnt even that, your three ratings combined is less than my blitz @supple plinth

[supple plinth]

Chill bro no one's laughing at you

Tilting for no reason

[keen parrot]

ok mister 626 blitz

[stuck kestrel]

connect ur account

[supple plinth]

Chill out

[stuck kestrel]

im chill, i am just asking u to connect. I say that to most new members

[next raft]

hi

[nimble niche]

connect your account if you want anyone to take you the slightest bit seriously

[supple plinth]

No I won't as it would lead to data breach

[upbeat viper]

@keen parrot no need to elo shame

[next raft]

touch grass

[stuck kestrel]

Data breach? 😂

[keen parrot]

he tells others he is 2650 thats why

[supple plinth]

Breach + leak

[hard gyro]

True.

[next raft]

bro what 💀

[stuck kestrel]

(i want to see their elos)

[upbeat viper]

[fading spruce]

If he identifies as 2650 we have to respect it

[stuck kestrel]

theres no data breach lmao

[hard gyro]

Talk about lies.

[next raft]

💀

[next raft]

i identify as magnus carlsen

[hard gyro]

He is speaking in Hindi now, great

[stuck kestrel]

urdu*

[nimble niche]

I am magnuscarlsenphobic

[hard gyro]

He is telling me to "Shut up"

[supple plinth]

Just googled most common words

[upbeat viper]

english only

[fading spruce]

That’s neither Urdu nor Hindi

[stuck kestrel]

it is u dum

[hard gyro]

It's also in Hindi but ok.

[grim edge]

||just slay||

[stuck kestrel]

how can u tell

see its urdu he said salaam

[hard gyro]

I am Indian

[next raft]

ban this kid mods

[nimble niche]

e4 e5 Qh5

[hard gyro]

And I speak Hindi

[lucid sedge]

I got banned

[fading spruce]

Bro Hindi and Urdu are the same thing the Alphabets are just different

[lucid sedge]

I just got out

[stuck kestrel]

and im Pakistani and i speak urdu and hindi

[next raft]

RAKESH TECH!

[fading spruce]

Urdu is just Hindi in an Arabic script

[stuck kestrel]

mostly yeah

[next raft]

not true

our accents and way of speaking is different

[fading spruce]

Proof?

[stuck kestrel]

urdu is hindi mixed with persian and arabic

[fading spruce]

You deserve it tbh

[stuck kestrel]

Biased google translate

[next raft]

our slangs and way of speaking + pure urdu

[hard gyro]

Mhm

[stuck kestrel]

wait let me show u

[lucid sedge]

I'm about to get banned again

[fading spruce]

That literally doesn’t change the actual language

[hard gyro]

Kind of

[fading spruce]

That is accent

[outer zodiac]

some1v1

[hard gyro]

No, I believe you

[next raft]

the actual language is pure urdu they can't even understand 1% of it

[keen parrot]

evidence of the holocaust getting deleted in real time

[hard gyro]

It's just that it is in both Urdu and Hindi.

[stuck kestrel]

get rekt

[hard gyro]

@stuck kestrel

[stuck kestrel]

yes

indeed

[outer zodiac]

some 1v1

[hard gyro]

That's what I have been saying

[grim edge]

bro Yeah

[next raft]

cap

it is pixels

[forest steeple]

Bro this guy is creating a jet in his backyard I thought that I should share this with you. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jb19OQr8gRw

[stuck kestrel]

im bored

[fading spruce]

Me when I’m bored

[hard gyro]

Same

[next raft]

i hate everyone

[nimble niche]

hi bored , im dad!

[keen parrot]

even black people?

[hard gyro]

You couldn't make a paper airplane if your life depended on it.

[stuck kestrel]

and im sad i tilted again

[glass carbon]

who here is girl

[stuck kestrel]

i used to deal those in school

[next raft]

no, sh#t f##k

[fading spruce]

That is true actually

[next raft]

me UwU

[hard gyro]

Same.

[rough sun]

His lawyer might have advised him not to answer this

[keen parrot]

me~

[fading spruce]

But I could make some sort of weapon if my life depended on it

[hard gyro]

I know.

[primal fern]

@supple plinth !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @supple plinth, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[stuck kestrel]

[fading spruce]

What’s good fellow mini-mod?

[opal nacelle]

hallo

[forest steeple]

Does anyone know where I can find an old jet???

[hard gyro]

Maybe paper shurikens.

[primal fern]

@supple plinth connect ur account to get trusted role.

[next raft]

yeah