💬〡general-off-topic

[mighty remnant]

1100 ish

[patent dock]

prob wanna push b pawn its common every game

[mint yew]

This is the most theory i memorized:

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 a6 4. Ba4 Nf6 5. O-O Be7 6. Re1 b5 7. Bb3 O-O 8. c3
   d6 9. h3 Nb8 10. d4 Nbd7 11. Nbd2 Bb7 12. Bc2 Re8 13. Nf1 Bf8 14. Ng3 g6 15. a4
   c5 16. d5 c4 17. Bg5 h6 18. Be3 Nc5 19. Qd2 h5 20. Bg5 Be7 21. Ra3

Ruy Lòpez

[patent dock]

but only in english

[mighty remnant]

oh oke

[forest steeple]

No but I created one cheat software for lichess.

[pine mason]

ah gotcha

I'm about 1350

[mighty remnant]

i keep hanging pieces

i think it will stay like this until like 2000 elo

[normal hatch]

Ive seen Rg1/Rb1 in so many wacky theory of different openings that id just trust its prep

[mint yew]

21 moves of flat out theory

[mighty remnant]

oke

[grim edge]

you wont reach 2000 tho

I will personally make sure you dont

[mighty remnant]

who knows
i might not

[latent pebble]

why

[pine mason]

well its actually a decent move (depending on the position) on its own sometimes

[grim edge]

I do know

[mint yew]

Chess or checkers?

[mighty remnant]

welp
good luck making sure i don't

[latent pebble]

What opening

[forest steeple]

Just wanted to ruin lichess

[mighty remnant]

sicilian 💀

[latent pebble]

That's so weird bro

[patent dock]

why

[normal hatch]

Both suck tbh

[mighty remnant]

i mean its theory

[normal hatch]

Uno🔥🔥

[latent pebble]

c5 is not on the board?

[grim edge]

thanks

[mighty remnant]

c5 got traded off
and bxc

[patent dock]

wait its a caro

ohh i forgot

[mighty remnant]

smh

[latent pebble]

ah

[patent dock]

i got confused cause of you

[latent pebble]

not a caro structure

[forest steeple]

I was just joking I have not created any cheat software

[mighty remnant]

i don't play caro 💀

[lean bolt]

Just don't tell, keep it a secret

[patent dock]

rb1 is useless

[mighty remnant]

also isnt caro d5

[patent dock]

in that position

[forest steeple]

Ok

[patent dock]

you only go rb1 if you need more fire power

[mint yew]

1.e4 c6 2...d5

[mighty remnant]

ye
usually like that
or the knight move

[patent dock]

if caro isnt a pet opening

[mighty remnant]

my dude is calculating a 20 move tactic 💀

[mint yew]

Yep thats why i said 2...d5 meaning its blacks move

[patent dock]

then what is 1 c3

[mighty remnant]

c3 is caro but 1 move faster(?)

[mint yew]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 a6 4. Ba4 Nf6 5. O-O Be7 6. Re1 b5 7. Bb3 O-O 8. c3
   d6 9. h3 Nb8 10. d4 Nbd7 11. Nbd2 Bb7 12. Bc2 Re8 13. Nf1 Bf8 14. Ng3 g6 15. a4
   c5 16. d5 c4 17. Bg5 h6 18. Be3 Nc5 19. Qd2 h5 20. Bg5 Be7 21. Ra3

This?

[forest steeple]

Please follow me on GitHub https://github.com/Shiva4004

[mighty remnant]

yes

[pine mason]

u should have my name

[mighty remnant]

ruy lopez berlin deferred?

idk theory

[patent dock]

thats just a draw

berlin is drawish

[pine mason]

I feel like people get so bogged down in theory when they should be focusing on general strategy and tactics

[mighty remnant]

yes

except
you start losing out of the opening

due to no theory

[ornate ivy]

[mighty remnant]

and by no theory i mean like
nO tHeoRY

[patent dock]

common sense

and positional play is needed

[latent pebble]

Nitro is overrated

[mighty remnant]

e4 c5 ... d6 is all i know of sicilian theory 💀

[pine mason]

I mean if you're good enough at strategy and not blundering tactics then even with no theory you could make it to like 1500

[patent dock]

living is over rated

[mighty remnant]

yes

[mint yew]

Ruy López: Morphy Defence, Keres, Breyer, Zaitsev Hybrid Variation

[patent dock]

im disapointed in you

[latent pebble]

Learn basic ideas

[mighty remnant]

oh its morphy?

[mint yew]

Long name lol

[broken crown]

https://play.chess.com/pq87r

[mighty remnant]

longest line i know is:
e4 e5 nf3 nc6 bb5 a6 ba4 nf6 O-O

[patent dock]

imma go to sleep

[patent dock]

ik 25 move lines

like 15 16

[mighty remnant]

👍

[patent dock]

the chances of them being played is almost never

[mighty remnant]

i don't need theory except endgame

[patent dock]

cause who tf plays the best moves

[pine mason]

how do u know so much and you're still where u are? 😭

[patent dock]

i just do theory when bored

[mighty remnant]

ima try play a bit on my alt

[restive storm]

one of my ruy lopez study lines go until move 37

[patent dock]

im 1591 rapid

[mighty remnant]

💀 berlin endgame?

[patent dock]

and no one plays theory

[mystic stream]

Ok buddy

[patent dock]

max is move 13

[mystic stream]

No one is playing 37 moves prep

[broken crown]

1v1 me im 3456 rated

[patent dock]

italian max is 16

[mystic stream]

Fo real?

[broken crown]

https://play.chess.com/pq87r

[restive storm]

probably not

[restive storm]

its in the anti marshall

[mighty remnant]

longest amount of theory i've gotten before is move 5 :3

after that its by myself

[mint yew]

The longest line of theory ik is the Ruy López: Morphy Defence, Keres, Breyer, Zaitsev Hybrid Variation (21 moves)

[restive storm]

no one plays correctly against the anti marshall anyways

[patent dock]

no difference between a 1600 and 1400 except tactics

[mighty remnant]

and endgames right

[patent dock]

maybe a slightly higher amount of positonal play but they are eveny matched

[pine mason]

yeah I feel like theory doesnt make a huge amount of difference until like 1600

[mighty remnant]

OMG FINALLY
SOMEONE PLAYS ALEKHINE AGAINST ME

[grim edge]

I spent an hour last night chasing a mosquito that was not letting me sleep

[patent dock]

no depends on the person

[mint yew]

Alekhine Defence?

[patent dock]

some are endgamers i rely on middle game

[broken crown]

1v1 me im 3456 rated https://play.chess.com/pq87r

[patent dock]

but learning middle game rn

end game****

[hard gyro]

I'm back.

[patent dock]

ewww

[mint yew]

1.e4 Nf6

Alekhine Defence

[latent pebble]

bad

[hard gyro]

[grim edge]

Suspicious Link

[mint yew]

How long is yours?

[pine mason]

idk you can spin gold out of shit if you are good enough at endgames tbh

[patent dock]

1600 its useless

[worthy folio]

asking about this again- im begging

[latent pebble]

like 10

[patent dock]

ik people who literally take the pawn in the alapin

[mint yew]

The theory

[broken crown]

why is my link weird? https://play.chess.com/pq87r

[patent dock]

but some go mainline

[latent pebble]

wdym

[mint yew]

10 moves?

[pine mason]

bruh moment

[latent pebble]

It depends

[patent dock]

take c with d and give me center

[worthy folio]

😭

[patent dock]

and not 5 or nf6

d5

[latent pebble]

What

I don't understand provide a visual

[mint yew]

Ruy López: Morphy Defence, Keres, Breyer, Zaitsev Hybrid Variation thats the longest book moves possible in chess.com

[patent dock]

alapin they take with c i take with c i get full center

they dont play d5 or nf6

40 percent in rapids

got some easy games like that

[latent pebble]

bro I don't get what you are sahing

[patent dock]

1600 level you just need attacking ideas

[latent pebble]

notation?

[forest steeple]

Is this a new type of chess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFee4xB_P1I

[grim edge]

Who is playing now?

[mighty remnant]

oh wait alapin you're not supposed to take?

[grim edge]

Ur 200, it's okay

[latent pebble]

nope, 217 now

[mint yew]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 a6 4. Ba4 Nf6 5. O-O Be7 6. Re1 b5 7. Bb3 O-O 8. c3
   d6 9. h3 Nb8 10. d4 Nbd7 11. Nbd2 Bb7 12. Bc2 Re8 13. Nf1 Bf8 14. Ng3 g6 15. a4
   c5 16. d5 c4 17. Bg5 h6 18. Be3 Nc5 19. Qd2 h5 20. Bg5 Be7 21. Ra3

Is the - Ruy López: Morphy Defence, Keres, Breyer, Zaitsev Hybrid Variation.

[grim edge]

What’s 200?

[patent dock]

e4 c5 c3 nc6 d4 cxe4 cxe4

[grim edge]

U improved fast

[patent dock]

or was it d

wait its d

its 1 am rn

i need sleep

[grim edge]

How do we get rating?

[broken crown]

anyone want to 1v1 https://play.chess.com/pq87r

[patent dock]

seep gn

[grim edge]

Means

[latent pebble]

Thats fine

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Matthew Viñalon (agentphball)

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Rapid: 1308 (1308 peak)
Blitz: 889 (937 peak)
Bullet: 556 (610 peak)

[latent pebble]

they just push d5 after

[patent dock]

never

if they take they never go 5

[latent pebble]

anything else is losing

[delicate island]

Bullet bro

[patent dock]

ikr free wins

[mint yew]

In my games they do the Nf6 after the alapin

[patent dock]

i legit get unstoppable attacks

[latent pebble]

push pawn

[mint yew]

Yep ik

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> anonimooose

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Rapid: 2192 (2244 peak)
Blitz: 2688 (2859 peak)
Bullet: 2562 (2824 peak)

[ornate ivy]

I’m so bad

[latent pebble]

Nd5 Nf3

[patent dock]

idk any alapin theory

[delicate island]

Mine I don't push I just trade

[mint yew]

Yep i suck in bullet

[patent dock]

and i crush siccilains with it

[latent pebble]

c3 d5?

[delicate island]

Shame uwu~

[delicate island]

No I trade d pawn for c pawn in alapin

[patent dock]

idk just gay

whaaat

[latent pebble]

what

I can't visualize for shit unless you provide notation

[patent dock]

im leaving my brain is at its limits

[mint yew]

Bro why do i get muted for saying that but you dont?

[latent pebble]

because ina mo

[patent dock]

i got muted for saying men rights

by feminists

[delicate island]

Yoo chill

[mint yew]

Oh thats

[patent dock]

what does that mean

[forest steeple]

What do you think about it. The image was created by an AI.

[latent pebble]

my Filipino friend taught me words

[mint yew]

Ina mo is mf

Or Your mom.

[latent pebble]

you're weird

[patent dock]

ik

[hasty iris]

@forest steeplewhat stuff do u build? got a portfolio? job experience? i want to chat

[patent dock]

imma delete this

[latent pebble]

Look at his github

[patent dock]

before my opps comes back

[patent dock]

can u pls

coach me just a 20 min free lesson

on whats mid or not im genuinely curious

[forest steeple]

Create websites for chess clubs and I also like to create games using Unity and Unreal Engine

[mint yew]

Chess is chess.

[grim edge]

blitz or bullet chess be like: winning on time game reveiw after*

[pine mason]

hans niemann and magnus carlsen's love-child

[latent pebble]

bro I'm 200 I started Jan 26

[stable geode]

blitz anyone?

[fallen wadi]

So I tried to play 3 normal games but I played 1500s but 700s

Crazy man

[pine mason]

what?

[fallen wadi]

Didn’t feel like reals game tbh

[grim edge]

Let's play, I'm double ur elo

[fallen wadi]

Just free elo

[pine mason]

I played a rapid match against a 1350 earlier who shouldn't be a hair above 1000

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-choco-chocolate-chocolate-milk-jug-gif-21568651

[latent pebble]

noooyoyre 2000

That's 200x16

[pine mason]

imagine how much messier it'd be to do that with a human

[grim edge]

No, I'm 450

[fallen wadi]

At least when your 2000, you’re better than 95 percent of the world

[fallen wadi]

Free elo

[pine mason]

fr

[forest steeple]

Can anyone play the game with me that I have created. https://shiva4004.github.io/Game-1/

[delicate island]

@sick tide you dm me, Any question?

[digital phoenix]

Scam link

[delicate island]

Dead chat fr

[digital phoenix]

Ip grabber

[delicate island]

Grabify lol

[grim edge]

I am not clicking on this shit

[delicate island]

Use vpn

[hasty iris]

u can have my IP

[grim edge]

why cant I say the f word

[delicate island]

No sending links blud

[forest steeple]

For those who think that this is a virus or ip grabber link

[delicate island]

Because it's appropriate

[grim edge]

ik its appropriate

[delicate island]

Fr fr

[hasty iris]

apparently the f word is appropriate now

[grim edge]

alwyas was

[hasty iris]

new meta ✅

[delicate island]

✓

Dead chat fr

[grim edge]

fr

[upbeat viper]

Lmao

Sapnap in Pogchamp

[ornate ivy]

Lol

[grim edge]

woah big news

[fossil bluff]

E4

[grim edge]

Was it lichess who DDoSed chess.com

[grim edge]

it was Roy

chess.com needs to strike back at lichess

[fossil bluff]

?

what is lichess

[forest steeple]

Done.

[grim edge]

i want a Ceo of cc vs Ceo of lc cage match

[ornate ivy]

I thought it was Candice?

[grim edge]

loser deletes their website

[hollow verge]

hello

[grim edge]

no candice is a liar

[fossil bluff]

i be thinking how be good at blitz

[grim edge]

its like you know the website that has stuff

[fossil bluff]

i got 700 rating in blitz

[grim edge]

sapnap in pogchamps

[fossil bluff]

?

[grim edge]

same

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> akagako

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Rapid: 800 (1567 peak)
Blitz: 837 (918 peak)
Bullet: 718 (778 peak)

[fossil bluff]

what is the "stuff"

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> roythegoat123

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Rapid: 732 (978 peak)
Blitz: 711 (835 peak)
Bullet: 655

[grim edge]

im actually so good at this game

837 in blitz

[forest steeple]

Thanks for your username

[grim edge]

like you know how words match well they also are wording so yeah

[mighty remnant]

im so good im 100 in lichess

[fossil bluff]

nah bro u aint 700

[grim edge]

I am 800 in blitz

[fossil bluff]

o ok

[grim edge]

lmfao

[fossil bluff]

????

so a different chess site?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> spoutttt

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Rapid: 139 (245 peak)
Blitz: 188 (236 peak)
Bullet: 263 (308 peak)

[grim edge]

not presicely

[fossil bluff]

then what is ti

[grim edge]

its more like a

[fossil bluff]

???

[grim edge]

a website

with a lot of things

[fossil bluff]

i think i know that

[grim edge]

like for example

images

[mighty remnant]

my goal is 120 by this month
and 200 by next year

[fossil bluff]

example?

[grim edge]

stuff

[fossil bluff]

images of what

[grim edge]

many things

[fossil bluff]

like is it grown up stuff

[grim edge]

like squares

[fossil bluff]

?????

[grim edge]

kind of but not quite

[fossil bluff]

ok

[grim edge]

so yeah that is what lichess is

[fossil bluff]

squares :/

[grim edge]

no?

[fossil bluff]

"no?"

[grim edge]

its a website coded by people to show a lot of different things

[forest steeple]

If you want I can try.

[grim edge]

you know how hackers are typing on their keyboard fast in movies?

[fossil bluff]

OOOO

[grim edge]

well they did the same thing for lichess

[fossil bluff]

hhacks?

[grim edge]

maybe

but they coded the website to make it look like this

[fossil bluff]

oooo so hacks in disguise

[grim edge]

I dont think so

[fossil bluff]

is it something bad?

[grim edge]

I dont think so

I think its a decent something

[mighty remnant]

do you think 100 elo in 1 year is possible

[hard gyro]

Isn't sandbagging like illegal?

[hasty iris]

difficult

[fossil bluff]

i can do it in 10 minutes :/

[grim edge]

Roy you cant

[fossil bluff]

simple creat a new account

[forest steeple]

The image that I have shared have all the code that lichess use.

[fossil bluff]

it aint hard m8

[mighty remnant]

oh..

[hard gyro]

They start at 600.

[fossil bluff]

ok well nvm then

[grim edge]

why you actually explaining to them what lichess is

[hard gyro]

100 elo will take a day or two.

[hard gyro]

Depends, what elo are you?

[grim edge]

no but I would psychologically trick you to not reach 100 elo

[fossil bluff]

guys i beated danny the chess bot

[grim edge]

false

[fossil bluff]

would u believe me?

[hard gyro]

Single crown victory, I bet

[mighty remnant]

100 elo

[fossil bluff]

u really think that/

[spiral badger]

I’ve never won against the benko gambit 😭😭😭😭

[mighty remnant]

(on lichess)

[grim edge]

same (never played against it)

[hard gyro]

Single Crown victory. You took Chess.com engine help.

[fossil bluff]

really?

[hard gyro]

Same with the brackets.

[spiral badger]

I didn’t even know what it was until now

But I’ve lost 3 times against the benko gambit

[grim edge]

Im learning the benko gambit, its quite fun

[grim edge]

damn

[spiral badger]

Never won against it

[fossil bluff]

3 crown

[grim edge]

not impressive when I saw you cheat

[fossil bluff]

???

[hard gyro]

Now do it without an engine.

[fossil bluff]

i no cheat

[grim edge]

SMH

S.M.H

[hard gyro]

Play against a 1500 real player and we'll see.

[grim edge]

yeah play against me

[fossil bluff]

do u really want to know how i beat him

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/Y6UhT c

[fossil bluff]

i tell u i not cheat

[grim edge]

click roy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[strong phoenix]

t t the boys a liar

[high loom]

Guys

[grim edge]

you could literally just use a booter

[hasty iris]

when did u beat him? recently or a while ago

[high loom]

Who wants to play

[grim edge]

wait what

[high loom]

Be friends etc

[grim edge]

why are they actually good??

[lunar copper]

Loved the part where barbie said "Now I am become plastic, the destroyer of ken" truly a movie of all time

[strong phoenix]

im terrible at chess

[grim edge]

the ice spice song was the best part

[strong phoenix]

👍

[hard gyro]

Play against @grim edge

[grim edge]

we are playing against each other

https://www.chess.com/game/live/84085802035 im akagako

[hard gyro]

Idk lmao

[grim edge]

I actually played like a ridiculous move

[mighty remnant]

omg i just beat a 109

[lunar copper]

No, when barbie said "It's barbin time" and barbed all over Ken and Oppenheimer, that's the best part imo

[mighty remnant]

:DDDD

[forest steeple]

I checked your profile and I can confirm that you are not using any cheats.

[mighty remnant]

i'm 101 elo now

[grim edge]

they are atually good

which is the worst part cause I was assuming im playing against a 700

[mighty remnant]

yay
another person resigned

102 elo now

ima stop playing today

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper

[earnest mason]

Give your mind some rest or else you might blunder away everything you grinded for today lol

[mighty remnant]

oke i will

[fossil bluff]

GG

GG?

[hard gyro]

You suck

[grim edge]

nah they actually good nvm

[forest steeple]

I saw your game GG

[mighty remnant]

can anyone play bullet against me

[grim edge]

I lowkey wasn't expecting them to play well so I played whatever but then I realized they were good 💀

[hard gyro]

Blud, you chose to take with Queen instead of having Central Pawn

[fossil bluff]

ok

[grim edge]

oh idk I wasnt looking much

[upbeat viper]

?

[grim edge]

I was switching back and forth with discord

wanna play again roy?

[mighty remnant]

can anyone play bullet against me

[fossil bluff]

funny thing the game estimate my elo to be 700

[hard gyro]

@fossil bluff As good as you played, I doubt you defeated Danny.

[grim edge]

and mine 500

roy lets play again

[hard gyro]

Imagine.

[grim edge]

lol

[hard gyro]

Show me live pls

[fossil bluff]

ok

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/84086375861

:3

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge ?

[mighty remnant]

can i play against you guys

[grim edge]

I have a question, could you check your dms?

[pine bison]

[upbeat viper]

Yes

[mighty remnant]

painnn

can i play bullet against you

[grim edge]

nah blundering that is insane @hard gyro

[hasty iris]

im very tempted to put this on my website

[hard gyro]

I saw that possible blunder since the Bishop Check, and I had no doubts you would miss it

[grim edge]

bro I fr dont see shit rn

[mighty remnant]

can i play against you guys

[grim edge]

well its 1m but shit

I was really about to play g6

[forest steeple]

Do you have your own website ?

[hard gyro]

I am eating Breakfast rn, sorry.

[mighty remnant]

oh...

[hard gyro]

Plus, I don't prefer playing people from the server.

More humiliating when I lose lmao.

[hard gyro]

Sorry

[grim edge]

oh they blundered back @hard gyro

[hasty iris]

ye it's mostly non chess players right now though as im still building it and havent advertised it anywhere in chess communities and my actual city (where my club will be actually based)

[hard gyro]

I see that, yeah.

[keen marlin]

Hello, people told me that everyone would fake praise me for making small milestones in chess so i can boost my self confidence

[gentle depot]

that moment when you beat someone 500 elo above you

I could be a gm soon

[mighty remnant]

woah

good job!!!!!!!

i doubt i could ever beat a 600

[gentle depot]

it's no big deal

[keen marlin]

Xd

[forest steeple]

I can help you if you want.

Can you share the link.

[grim edge]

bro was actually not cheating after all @hard gyro

[gentle depot]

which language do u use

[hasty iris]

not here sorry. no links

no advertising either

[grim edge]

hello chat

[fossil bluff]

@grim edge why u want to draw

[grim edge]

cause its a draw lmao

[gentle depot]

@forest steeple ^

[fossil bluff]

gg

[forest steeple]

Visit my github account https://github.com/Shiva4004

[grim edge]

gg

[fossil bluff]

i tied with a 1.5k elo player

[hard gyro]

You blundered on move 24 or smth, when you Danger Leveled their Queen.

[gentle depot]

W java

[grim edge]

oh prbably

i wasnt really paying attention

LANGER DEVILS !!!!!

[fossil bluff]

i learned danger level from youtube

[hard gyro]

It became a 6.4 advantage

[forest steeple]

Yes

[grim edge]

makes sense, i sensed it was a bad move but still played it

señorseñorseñorseñorseñor

[hard gyro]

And Roy missed it, proving he wasn't using an engine.

[fossil bluff]

ik that my bishop is trapped so i traded it for a knight

:/

[hard gyro]

Hi Whismy. How are you doing?

[fossil bluff]

OOOO

[grim edge]

1250 💀

[grim edge]

ooohhhh in a very weird 2am mood u know how it is

[hard gyro]

Always follow your gut.

[fossil bluff]

ok

[grim edge]

always trust ur gut, it's where the shit is

[hard gyro]

That's my daily thing with depression lmao.

[grim edge]

yeah but its 1am so I dont think

[latent pebble]

Bro is pst

[grim edge]

ooooo i think i should go to bed before i do something i would regret. good ight chat

[hard gyro]

Goodnight Whismy. Sleep well.

[hard gyro]

And I am always there if you want to talk.

Don't do some dumb stuff, please.

[fossil bluff]

@hard gyro i know a way to beat engine maxuim

[grim edge]

ditto. nightht

[hard gyro]

Hippo?

[fossil bluff]

no

[hard gyro]

Then?

[fossil bluff]

i used the same way i beat dan with

cause i found a big flaw in thhe system

[hard gyro]

That is?

[fossil bluff]

do u know how to premove

[hard gyro]

Oh.

[hasty iris]

pay money

[hard gyro]

That.

I know that technique.

[fossil bluff]

yes do u know that way now?

say it

[orchid bay]

you just set to 1|0 bullet

[fossil bluff]

yu[

????????/

[hard gyro]

Play the engine once and defeat it with single crown. Play again without refreshing the page, and pre-move the moves you played in the first game.

[fossil bluff]

EA be taking over chess.com

[hard gyro]

This shouldn't exist.

Not at all.

[fossil bluff]

@hard gyro it aint hard i set it 1 min just premove randomly

[normal hatch]

Bullet players shiver at the sight of this

[fossil bluff]

litterally

[hard gyro]

Oh, this too.

I know. You will lose horrible material but yeah.

That's how people won against Mittens.

[fossil bluff]

aleast at the end u win

[hasty iris]

no chance

[fossil bluff]

simple thats what matters

[hard gyro]

They did tho.

[hasty iris]

bots are the best at bullet. they are programmed to move instantly after they go below 30 seconds

[fossil bluff]

i once used the help things and tied with mitten anish

[hard gyro]

Not In Chess.com

[hasty iris]

u can try to play antonio bot, 1500 rated, and u will lose cause they move instantly at 30 seconds

[hard gyro]

That's how people won against Mittens, what can I say.

[hasty iris]

i can only win in 1+1 not 1+0

[hard gyro]

You can tbh.

[fossil bluff]

ok

[hard gyro]

Premove

[fossil bluff]

@hard gyro do u still think i am cheating

[hasty iris]

hmm. idk. i feel like people just beat mittens when it was being changed

[hard gyro]

No.

[fossil bluff]

ok good

[hard gyro]

Nah.

[hasty iris]

yeah but it takes me 4 losses before i can win once playing 1+0

[fossil bluff]

cause i am a minecraft player

[hasty iris]

got this the other day smh

[forest steeple]

Do you know about 2b2t.

[hard gyro]

Tell me you're lying.

Nice Photoshop tho.

[fossil bluff]

ya but i do not play it cause the rig is to long and i got no hacks to survive

[hard gyro]

Mods, why?

[hasty iris]

no that was me cause it had my logo didnt wanna get banned

[hard gyro]

Oh ok

[fossil bluff]

LOL

[earnest mason]

The queue is long af. That's the reason why I quit 2b2t lol

[hard gyro]

Poor mods got blamed incorrectly, sorry.

Nah, they are nice. Scip, Bast, Pain, Anitta

[grim edge]

U did not win against danny though

Or you spent like 1h against it

[hard gyro]

Premoving, dumdum.

[fossil bluff]

no

[grim edge]

Wdym premoving

[fossil bluff]

i set timer to 1min and premove nonstop

[forest steeple]

Do mods even work I thought they were just here to do nothing.

[hard gyro]

Play bullet with bots and premove

[fossil bluff]

and. got thhe 3 crown

[grim edge]

Oh

[hard gyro]

You really need to sleep.

[fading spruce]

If you want it to not be strict you just have to know about prime time

[hard gyro]

They do their job, wdym tf?

[grim edge]

They should easily beat me if they beat danny by premoving though

[fossil bluff]

GUYS

[hasty iris]

u will lose

[leaden dome]

[hushed cloak]

Wsup roy

[grim edge]

Like how did they win against danny in a bullet game but played like a 1250

[fossil bluff]

my rating channel changed to 1200-1399 when my blitz rating is 700

[grim edge]

I cant sleep

[fossil bluff]

is it normal?

[hard gyro]

I am 800 but Chess.com says I play matches like a 1400. It's inaccurate, that's all.

[hasty iris]

no they move instantly at 30 seconds. try it yourself

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> roythegoat123

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1200 (978 peak)
Blitz: 711 (835 peak)
Bullet: 655

[hard gyro]

It's just inaccurate as hell

[grim edge]

True but i mean they are like 1400 not 2500,

[fossil bluff]

????????????????????????????

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> victorious4ever

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1200 (2271 peak)
Blitz: 1997 (2101 peak)
Bullet: 2200 (2316 peak)

[forest steeple]

Just Joking I know that they have to manage the whole server. Sorry to all server mods if I had hurt you.

[fossil bluff]

WHAT
when did my rapid change to 1200

[hard gyro]

Dude, inaccuracy.

[grim edge]

Well that is low balling cause they played like a 1400 tbh

[grim edge]

I can tell when someone is my rating bruh

[hard gyro]

Or you played like an 800 by missing that fork.

[fossil bluff]

i mean i did went agaist a 1.5k elo and won once and tied

[hard gyro]

Then you are 800.

[grim edge]

Well i also played terribly but they did play pretty decently as well

[grim edge]

Okay buddy

[hard gyro]

Agreed.

[hard gyro]

It's a joke btw.

[grim edge]

Yeah i got that

[fossil bluff]

ok

[grim edge]

But nah they are like 1200-1400 imo

[hard gyro]

Playing like 500 tho, you're drunk.

[hard gyro]

Same.

[grim edge]

I cant focus

[fossil bluff]

??????????????

732

elo

[grim edge]

Like after sleeping i could play way better

[hard gyro]

You play like a 1200, he means.

[fossil bluff]

ok

[grim edge]

Yeah they do imo

[fossil bluff]

i watch gothamchess

[grim edge]

At least based on that one game, the first one was just chaotic

[hard gyro]

Yeah, the pawn structure gave it out.

[hasty iris]

one of the best features of chesscom is u can change the background yet people still use the default one bruh

[fossil bluff]

i use the blue one

and neon wood pieces

[grim edge]

Im not gonna lie i never play against the caro kann or the queens gambit

[fading spruce]

I like green

[hasty iris]

i mean the background itself

[fossil bluff]

i like blue

[grim edge]

I lowkey dont know how to change the background but u can do the same with lichess

:3c

[fossil bluff]

i like the evan gambit even thougth i lost most of the time

[grim edge]

Okay but how

[fossil bluff]

BRO IT AINT HARD

i beat it when it was at like 700 elos

[hasty iris]

u go to settings... and hit custom background

[latent pebble]

but they beat you and drew you

[grim edge]

Yeah i played terribly

First game i was just assuming im playing against a 700

[hard gyro]

Wtf is white trying to play???

[grim edge]

And second game i just played terribly

[hard gyro]

What is this garbage ass opening

[grim edge]

Lowkey never knew that

[hard gyro]

Explain, someone.

[grim edge]

I will try that tomorrow, thanks

[hasty iris]

bro taking a screenshot in the middle of the game

[hard gyro]

How did this guy make e4 e5 positional, and WHY?

[fossil bluff]

?

[latent pebble]

what are you trying to play

[fossil bluff]

i mean he is playing a 30min game

all he got is time

[latent pebble]

Both have scuffed positions also no sharing live games

[hard gyro]

Tried to counter his shit, because I was confused myself.

[hard gyro]

The game ended.

[hasty iris]

bro u have ur bishop on d6

[hard gyro]

b5 to prevent Nc4

[latent pebble]

ah who won

[hard gyro]

Hush, I fixed it later.

[hard gyro]

Me, somehow

[latent pebble]

Who emerged victorious

[hard gyro]

YES.

[fossil bluff]

ANTI FRIED LEVER

[hard gyro]

It was Anti-Fried Liver gone wrong.

[fossil bluff]

i play simple opening

like e4

and after that everythihng goes southh

[hard gyro]

Game ended like this.

Time difference is crazy btw.

[fossil bluff]

ok

i play blitz

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> roythegoat123

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1200 (978 peak)
Blitz: 711 (835 peak)
Bullet: 655

[hasty iris]

just realized thats a 30 minute game??

[latent pebble]

Bro did not utilize his time effectively

[hard gyro]

Ikr

[fossil bluff]

lol this is kinda funny

[hard gyro]

Yeah lmao.

[latent pebble]

Dude had 17 minutes and is down 17

[fossil bluff]

my peak for rapid is 978 and the rapid rating on it is 1200

ok

what is api

[hasty iris]

it's how albert bot fetches data

[fossil bluff]

ok

[hard gyro]

[fossil bluff]

ok

i got idea

i can go ask the 1200 players for tip ohw to be good

[hard gyro]

Things went downhill from here for him. After that he kept blundering and self-destructed.

[fossil bluff]

@grim edge u shhould do /profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> victorious4ever

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1200 (2271 peak)
Blitz: 1997 (2101 peak)
Bullet: 2200 (2316 peak)

[fossil bluff]

km

[hard gyro]

Don't ask how my rook was there.

[fossil bluff]

ok

@grim edge how do u have 2200 in bullet

[hard gyro]

Fond of bullet.

[hasty iris]

WHY DID THEY MAKE THE BACKGROUND THAT COLOR IT DOESNT CONTRAST WELL WITH THE TEXT

[fossil bluff]

ok

[hard gyro]

That's painful to look at.

[fossil bluff]

what is ya puzzle rating

[humble oyster]

553

[fossil bluff]

i am like 1500

[hard gyro]

How???

[hard gyro]

I hope this isn't live.

[humble oyster]

it could be higher but

idk what moves to play

[hard gyro]

Take your time then.

Look for checks, captures and attacks.

[nimble niche]

Live games wouldn't have the eval bar

[hard gyro]

True.

[grim edge]

[hard gyro]

They don't deserve IM btw

[grim edge]

2200 IM wth

[grim edge]

probably an old person or smth

[south loom]

Marijuana is so fire guys y’all gotta try it some time

[fossil bluff]

Quote by gotham chess hihmself

[grim edge]

what was their age?

[grim edge]

not really

[latent pebble]

yes they do what

[nimble niche]

I've beaten a 2200 blitz gm before who's 2000 blitz now

[hard gyro]

No, I prefer other antidepressants.

[grim edge]

if they are old then it’s kinda understandable

[south loom]

Cap

[hard gyro]

It's a joke, chillax.

[latent pebble]

They got to 2400 fide and got the norms so they deserve it

[hard gyro]

ITS A JOKE.

[hard gyro]

AHDJEJJS ITS A JOKE

But when GothamChess says this stuff, it's funny and haha.

[hard gyro]

Hmm, Fnx?

[next raft]

damn not cool bro

[hard gyro]

That's what I DID!

[restive storm]

"The rook"

[hard gyro]

Not my fault text messages can't help procreate the damn tone.

Istg, I digress.

[restive storm]

dang @grim edge what happened to blitz

[fallen wadi]

I got mad doing puzzles and now I’m down 100

[latent pebble]

Is digress your favourite word

[restive storm]

but you tilted 100 points

[nimble niche]

same

[hard gyro]

You want humor, there you go.

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-26280065

[next raft]

your mom

peak humor

[restive storm]

I find a lot of people's rapid their highest

[fossil bluff]

i just beaten the current world chess champion

[hard gyro]

This server did this to me. Make me a regular debater.

[restive storm]

that must be because I play too much blitz and bullet

lol

[next raft]

you beat franks?

[restive storm]

for me it'll be 2500 unless cheaters become too big of a problem

[hard gyro]

At least... nvm.

I digress.

[next raft]

tf does that even mean

[fossil bluff]

no

[hard gyro]

I deviate from the topic.

No longer speak on it.

[next raft]

just say im out

[hard gyro]

No.

[restive storm]

don't worry I'll go as high as I can for rapid if there are too many cheaters I'll just stop but if there aren't then 2500

[next raft]

yes

[latent pebble]

Digress means temporarily leaving the main topic tho

[hard gyro]

No, I don't like sounding casual much.

[next raft]

sadly he sounds like a reddit user

[next raft]

reddit user 🤓

[hard gyro]

Yes. Temporarily because I have no doubts that that very topic will come back to haunt me.

[latent pebble]

look at your rating 🤓

[restive storm]

discord roast wars 💀

[hard gyro]

"That that" is a crazy yet valid phrase.

[latent pebble]

chicken 🔥

[next raft]

im 700 i have a life so i can talk

[hard gyro]

Shut up, I have a better life than you.

Other than my depression.

[next raft]

bro you use discord but i use it better

[fading spruce]

Bro thinks Hikaru gets girls

[next raft]

imagine being this kid 🤓

[hard gyro]

That's sad tbh.

To know how to use Discord better than others.

Touch some grass.

[restive storm]

why are you guys arguing about who uses discord better 💀

[next raft]

ive been here since the beginning

[mighty remnant]

💀

[hard gyro]

I say as I have 10k+ messages.

[fossil bluff]

well i go sleep byr its like 1oclock in the morning for me

[next raft]

racist, im a martian

[nimble niche]

so 100 elo people have a 1% chance?

[fading spruce]

That’s it?

[hard gyro]

Shit, I am sorry

[hard gyro]

Somehow.

[nimble niche]

touch sand

[fading spruce]

I am about to have 10k and I just joined 💀

[next raft]

racist im a moonian

[nimble niche]

touch kids

[fading spruce]

Probably would be called a Lunalian or something

[hot saffron]

Anyone wanna play, not rated use lichess but FIDE 1500

[next raft]

aight be-

[hard gyro]

I don't stay active much, at least not in the past.

It's kind of like I just joined but I didn't, y'know.

Man that's a stroke inducing sentence.

[hot saffron]

https://play.chess.com/ceC3E

[latent pebble]

You joined during quarantine

[hard gyro]

I joined Discord just before the apocalypse.

Soon, 12000 messages.

Why did the chat die, be revived.

The black pieces are so difficult to see with the theme lmao.

[latent pebble]

I joined like 2018 on my main

[latent pebble]

c6

[hard gyro]

Same for my main

[hot saffron]

I will eat the sun

[latent pebble]

What's your main

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-time-gif-15983431

[hot saffron]

Anyone play GO

[hard gyro]

Done and dusted. Haven't used it for a year now.

[hard gyro]

It's not live.

[hot saffron]

Goquest is the shit

[hard gyro]

This is so cursed.

[hard gyro]

Huh???

[hot saffron]

Its like chess plus checkers and super popular in asia. The strategy is more complicated than chess

[hard gyro]

@latent pebble can we report for inappropriate reactions?

[hot saffron]

Cus it took longer for computers to beat the best players

[latent pebble]

if it's excessive yes

[hot saffron]

Its really weird

[wintry trail]

Whut

[latent pebble]

idk I've never modded here read rules

[hot saffron]

But fun

[hard gyro]

Scroll up a bit.

[shadow wadi]

Hey

[hard gyro]

To the message with 6 reactions

And look at the last one.

[latent pebble]

It's not that annoying who cares tbh

[hard gyro]

True.

[latent pebble]

If you want you can just block em they can't react to your messages

[hard gyro]

Nah, it's good.

[wintry trail]

😳😬

[hot saffron]

Did i do something wong

[wintry trail]

Did I do something wrong

[shadow wadi]

Nice screnn 🙂

[hard gyro]

Why is Black's rooks just there???

[nimble niche]

h7 Qh4

[wintry trail]

I’ll take that as a no 😎

[hard gyro]

h7+

[hot saffron]

Wong* cus im the wong of GO and i challenge thee

Im gonna get banned lol

[wintry trail]

Tf

[hard gyro]

Then Qh8#

[shadow wadi]

Easy

Mate in3

[hard gyro]

You didn't even solve it yet-

[mossy comet]

good morning china i have ice cream

[wintry trail]

ayyyyy

[hard gyro]

What a way to vlog.

[wintry trail]

Ayuyyyy

[hot saffron]

https://play.chess.com/nEKLx

[mossy comet]

Ballz

[shadow wadi]

Vive la France

[hard gyro]

Tu est Français?

[hasty iris]

whoa dont say that cause now we going to war in here 😮

[hot saffron]

🍷🥖🇫🇷

[shadow wadi]

Toi aussi ?

[wintry trail]

Bella ciao ciao ciao

[shadow wadi]

Tg

[hard gyro]

Non, je suis Indien.

[mossy comet]

that is not french

[wintry trail]

That’s Spanish

[undone dove]

Actually it is pretty different from both sports

[wintry trail]

From money heist

[shadow wadi]

Tu est bon en fr quand même

[vale pilot]

yo im streaming chess if anyone wanna watch https://www.twitch.tv/thejackmeistro

[hard gyro]

Ok, I am not THAT good in French lmao.

[shadow wadi]

Yes

[hard gyro]

Just know the basics

[shadow wadi]

Ah

[mossy comet]

I am sleeb

[hasty iris]

je suis né à Nantes!

[shadow wadi]

Me , I am very good in France ahah

[mossy comet]

goo night

[hard gyro]

Je m'appelle Senor. Jai dix-sept ans.

[hot saffron]

Theyre completely different i just think chess players should check GO out. Also it is a fact it was harder for supercomputers to get to a masters level in that game

[wintry trail]

[shadow wadi]

Hi Camarade

[hard gyro]

French*

[shadow wadi]

Je suis du nord

[undone dove]

Computers are too op in go tho

[hard gyro]

Guys, let's stop talking in French.

[wintry trail]

Si

[shadow wadi]

My corrector french

[hard gyro]

Mods will be angry.

[normal hatch]

Tais-Toi

[shadow wadi]

Tg

[hot saffron]

And chess

[stone spear]

Do people still play the london at 1k+ elo?

[hasty iris]

mais ma famille a déménagé au Canada quand j'avais 3 mois (is that correct grammar?)

[hard gyro]

Speak in English, guys. Please.

[wintry trail]

Come estas?

[undone dove]

Oui oui baguette

[hot saffron]

Nein

[normal hatch]

People play London at every level

[shadow wadi]

Yess

[hard gyro]

Imma ping mods if nein.

[wintry trail]

London simpsons

[stone spear]

Really i never would have thought

[shadow wadi]

A plus mais petit kinder

[hard gyro]

Then speak in English.

[undone dove]

We saw it in WCC

[normal hatch]

Dingus Liren Moment

[wintry trail]

You’re dead

[hard gyro]

Last warning, please.

[hot saffron]

👍🏿

[shadow wadi]

Ja ich learn deursch

[normal hatch]

Womp Womp

[shadow wadi]

Deutsch *

[wintry trail]

Nah

[hard gyro]

No.

[stone spear]

Yeah but like theyre like people who study deep theory, thats why i wouldnt have thought people who are in like 1k elo would play it

[last verge]

clutched 0.7 second win

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2032 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1897 (1948 peak)
Bullet: 1200 (2004 peak)

[hard gyro]

I am happiness.

[stone spear]

Playing time scares me

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> regarde à droite regarde à gauche (itsmaiename)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1200 (569 peak)
Blitz: 370 (685 peak)
Bullet: 631 (751 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> hi3333333333

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1200 (1876 peak)
Blitz: 1200 (1619 peak)
Bullet: 1320 (1320 peak)

[undone dove]

I’m def 1200

[stone spear]

[hard gyro]

<@&745328830649991179> Insinuating WW2 Joke with Holocaust.

[hasty iris]

das hat mich gekillt 💀

[normal hatch]

Mild shenanigans

[normal hatch]

Minimod

[vernal musk]

hey

[hard gyro]

Mald, but pinging mods ain't mini-modding.

[wintry trail]

Whoop 🙌

[stone spear]

[normal hatch]

Womp Womp

[hasty iris]

100% mini-modding 💀

[vernal musk]

long time since i chatted here

[wintry trail]

[stone spear]

4k

[hard gyro]

Maybe, and I apologise.

But to add context, I was asking you to stop before I ping mods.

I apologise anyways.

[vernal musk]

connect your account

[worn ice]

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[wintry trail]

I’m in Japan

[hard gyro]

I just want things to be civil.

[vernal musk]

so?

[gentle depot]

shut your 500 elo ass up

[hard gyro]

800 but ok.

[gentle depot]

[vernal musk]

lmaoo

[wintry trail]

I can’t accesss chess.con

[hard gyro]

[grim edge]

._.

[hard gyro]

Unfortunate.

[stone spear]

Yo!

[gentle depot]

you're not allowed to laugh

[vernal musk]

alr

[hard gyro]

Hi Miciela.

[wintry trail]

Hundred percent honest

[hard gyro]

[fading spruce]

I don’t think anything was going to get uncivil from that one sentence 💀

[gentle depot]

better

respect your elo elders

[wintry trail]

Whup

[hard gyro]

Way too many sentences were spoken in German and French. I admit that I got carried away too.

[hard gyro]

[wintry trail]

[wintry trail]

[fading spruce]

I am not typing in French anymore after getting timed out for 10 minutes because I said slow in French

[hasty iris]

bro 💀

[hard gyro]

But we digress, permanently.

[hard gyro]

I won't too, from now.

(maybe)

[stone spear]

"LaSt WaRnInG"- snorts 🤓

[fading spruce]

Bro is 300 pounds

[hard gyro]

Mald.

[wintry trail]

Are u in California

[stone spear]

[hard gyro]

Me?

[wintry trail]

Bodyshammingggggggg

[fading spruce]

Damn you right I’m banned

[stone spear]

Canceled!

[last verge]

i just smoked this bozo in chess

[fading spruce]

I should ban myself tbh

[teal dragon]

No

[hard gyro]

I am barely 48kgs lmao

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2032 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1907 (1948 peak)
Bullet: 1200 (2004 peak)

[wintry trail]

Damn

[fading spruce]

Bro is higher than his peak

[last verge]

ong i am

[wintry trail]

Weight reveal

[teal dragon]

Im in london

[hard gyro]

I've revealed it several times.

[wintry trail]

Say hi to my friend plz

[stone spear]

British!

[hard gyro]

Meet the Sidemen.