💬〡general-off-topic

[latent pebble]

indirect is 100

[rose thunder]

fr?

[latent pebble]

yes garbage player

[lean bolt]

i'm 650 atm

[rose thunder]

dont play games too often with a titled coach

you would get accused for cheating

like on the spot

[rugged locust]

Someone give me money on cashapp pls

I got robbed

[upbeat viper]

and there's no comm

bruh

[rose thunder]

ez nickname change?

[latent pebble]

no

[hasty iris]

Month. But will hold 2 every month so technically if you win 12 a year it's a year ☠️

[grim edge]

wtf

[upbeat viper]

yeah yeah

[grim edge]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[upbeat viper]

'10 more elo'

'one more game'

[grim edge]

Awesome pixel

[last verge]

17 elo away from 2000 bullet

[grim edge]

hey bast, pixel, duck

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Rapid: 2032 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1916 (1916 peak)
Bullet: 1983 (1990 peak)

[last verge]

whats up zax!

[lean bolt]

I believe in you!

[grim edge]

did i just experience a miracle

[keen parrot]

why?

[last verge]

too scared to push it

[grim edge]

ok so yall see how im dead lost right?

[lean bolt]

Don't be it's just a rating

if you don't reach it today you'll reach it in the future

[grim edge]

i heared my dog yelling and i missclicked by accident and reached a dead lost position

aka i hung a full rook

[rose thunder]

yeah dogs do that

can confirm

[grim edge]

the miracle is real tank

[last verge]

IM BACK ON PEAK

10 ELO AWAY FROM 2000 BULLET

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-gif-21458880

[last verge]

also my record against titled players is currently insane

[rose thunder]

i almost drew against an IM on roblox 🗿

[grim edge]

wtf

💀

[rose thunder]

he disrespected me in the endgame

[last verge]

💀

[rose thunder]

mf almost blundered a draw

[last verge]

on roblox is insane

[rose thunder]

yeah

[last verge]

2 more wins to 2000 bullet

[rose thunder]

always that one kid thinking hes magnus

[grim edge]

oh

@rose thunder i now understand why my dog was barking

[rose thunder]

he heard a rain drop outside

[lean bolt]

gg

[grim edge]

my dog pissed on the floor

welp guess ill go clean that shi up

[grim edge]

yummy

[humble cliff]

i hung my queen to a bot

[rose thunder]

100% natural lemonade

[opaque apex]

same earlier today

[lean bolt]

Yes, don't stop

[humble cliff]

we got the same skill issue

[rose thunder]

abort

[opaque apex]

yeah

[humble cliff]

national master where tho

[lean bolt]

He's ass crush him. My coach moon told me NMs are fake masters anyways

[grim edge]

@grim edge YAY

[rose thunder]

CMs:

[thick mango]

wao

[ornate ivy]

Ong

Good job with the brilliant

[lean bolt]

Your coaching paid off, I beat a 2400

in bullet

[grim edge]

mOON COACHES

[lean bolt]

Best 50 dollars ever spent

[faint ginkgo]

hello

[hollow verge]

hi

[grim edge]

what is this goofy opening

[humble cliff]

hi

[grim edge]

@rocky star

[humble cliff]

queens bongcloud

[rose thunder]

advanced ooga: booga variation

[grim edge]

@grim edge stop checking discord and focus on your game kekw

[humble cliff]

real

[last verge]

1994 BULLET 6 ELO

[grim edge]

Get that 2k duck

[faint ginkgo]

is 500 elo decent

[ornate ivy]

Im so proud

[rose thunder]

for a beginner yea

[grim edge]

its so dumb, my opponent got 0 piece developped by move 7

[opaque apex]

where did black's queenside go

[ornate ivy]

Ill give you a discount tmr

[rocky star]

IM still IM anyway

[rose thunder]

boom

[lean bolt]

I played the line you taught me with the bishop out to c4 what is it called again

the italy opening

[hollow verge]

whats the best opening?

[faint ginkgo]

alr thanks i started half a month ago

[grim edge]

I traded my bishop for their knight on h3 to double their pawn

[ornate ivy]

Yes exactly

[grim edge]

True true, btw ill crush you next rematch we have

[opaque apex]

it went to the restaurant in Toronto

[ornate ivy]

M’y student could beat anyone here 🥱

[rocky star]

gl

[hollow verge]

what is the best opening in ur opinion

[lean bolt]

he played some moves i don't know but it's okay i managed to win

i cant memorize all the moves, thats impossible

[grim edge]

they won against like a 2000 here bruh

[ornate ivy]

We can review them tonight

[lean bolt]

Ok

[ornate ivy]

2000s are trash

[grim edge]

okay but they are 800 💀

[rose thunder]

coach me free

[ornate ivy]

Ok but they are my student

[last verge]

1996 bro 💀 im gonna throw up

i drew a 2060 because im bad

[lean bolt]

he was actually 2400 at least thats what it said there

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2032 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1916 (1916 peak)
Bullet: 1994 (1994 peak)

[grim edge]

yeah he is 2400 💀

[ornate ivy]

Who was I

It*

[grim edge]

shit I wanna be your student if a 800 can beat a 2400

[humble cliff]

people when you play a 10 min game now: 😐
people in 1200s:

[ornate ivy]

Sorry I’m all booked up right now

[grim edge]

[rose thunder]

same

[ornate ivy]

Nice I’m proud

[lean bolt]

idk he just sniped my link and then asked if i cheated and left

[ornate ivy]

You’ll get to 1000 in no time

[humble cliff]

thats crazy

[lean bolt]

thank you

[ornate ivy]

Lmfao

[last verge]

LETS FKIN GOOOOOOOO

[grim edge]

Unfortunate, I just sense the lacking of skills by him

[grim edge]

I would ask if your cheating too

[humble cliff]

cant relate im a 400

[lean bolt]

I told you not to stop, stopping is what separates the good from the great

[last verge]

BIG 2000

[humble cliff]

[lean bolt]

I wanna reach 2000 too, hopefully I can meet you there someday

[rose thunder]

yeah fr

[last verge]

you might get banned for sandbagging before you make it

[grim edge]

Oh wait, I want to share the moment I dropped from 2k to 1999. Guess not, I don't have the perm

[rose thunder]

if i can reach 2000 just by watching gotham videos im a genius

magnus 2

[last verge]

thats lowkey what i did 💀

[lean bolt]

I would never i'm not sandbagging

unless cheese websites algorithm is ass

[radiant flame]

u r cheater tho

[lean bolt]

ok 600

[ornate ivy]

Did you practice our Nidorf prep?

[radiant flame]

ok >500

[last verge]

tbf it is

[radiant flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006369257040388238/1124521452637528195/magnus-carlsen-chess.gif

[lean bolt]

I did but i haven't gotten a chance to play it

[empty garnet]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/83986828719?tab=review

[worn ice]

Frenck78 (864) vs. FishFeet13 (717)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d6 3. [d4] Bg4 4. d5 h5 5. h3 Bd7 6. Nc3 a5 7. a3 g6 8. Be3 Bh6 9. Bxh6 Nxh6 10. Qd2 Qf6 11. Nb5 Bxb5 12. Bxb5+ Nd7 13. Qc3 Qd8 14. Nxe5 dxe5 15. Qxe5+ Kf8 16. Qxh8+ Ke7 17. Qxh6 

[empty garnet]

I think he cheated.. so accurate

[radiant flame]

https://lichess.org/AiMgEesP

[hollow verge]

i made 5 queens lol

[empty garnet]

96.7 accuratcy with only 800 elo\

[last verge]

the caro kann takes me over 2000 elo (it had nothing to do with the opening my opponent hung a rook and resigned)

[grim edge]

Tf, u can send Lc invite here?

[rose thunder]

is the tromp worth my time at 1000 rapid?

[last verge]

sure trompowsky is pretty intuitive

[latent pebble]

No they take it down lol

[hollow elbow]

If I queue another cheater

[radiant flame]

@lean bolt washed

[hollow elbow]

I am going to deliberately shove a tampon up my ass 🗣️

[latent pebble]

“another”

[grim edge]

Lmao, how you guys plays then? Cc link invite often fails

[lean bolt]

if i cheated i wouldve won

[radiant flame]

take the L

[empty garnet]

can someone check if this guy cheated though?

[radiant flame]

engine doesnt play fast

[latent pebble]

I don’t play here they all mid

[radiant flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006369257040388238/1124521452637528195/magnus-carlsen-chess.gif

[abstract mantle]

dm me if u have faster than 150 wpm

[grim edge]

You mid

[latent pebble]

😡

[hollow elbow]

175

[latent pebble]

They all get deleted 😦

[abstract mantle]

wow

[hollow elbow]

IM JUST TIRED BRO STOP MAKING FUN OF ME

[radiant flame]

i have connections within cc

[grim edge]

I type at 120wpm with 3 fingers

[last verge]

AND i got 94 for my last game

[radiant flame]

they cool with it

[grim edge]

Btw, ur like 1700. Make sense now how you remember all that notations.

[lean bolt]

now do it without errors

[abstract mantle]

okbrb

[latent pebble]

I don’t play cc 😡😡

I’m 200!

[lean bolt]

Let me be proud

[radiant flame]

can we all admit that lc links r better than cc

[radiant flame]

lets be real

[lean bolt]

Yes I agree

[grim edge]

that is 10sec though

[grim edge]

They are though, it's not our fault their cc link invite fails one-third of the time

[abstract mantle]

only 137

[hollow elbow]

10 word* 😠

[latent pebble]

I’m the goat!!

[grim edge]

even faster

[radiant flame]

wait, u lost to indirect, a 500? lol dude

[abstract mantle]

blud that's just 3 seconds

[last verge]

💀💀💀💀

[grim edge]

@grim edge rip

[radiant flame]

[abstract mantle]

30 seconds or i riot

[last verge]

@grim edge i crossed 2000 bullet

[hollow verge]

i cant send a screen shoy

[latent pebble]

bs feature send game tho

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-24020544

[last verge]

super uncomplicated game we just played fast and he hung a rook

[hollow elbow]

when do 600s know 6 moves of flipping theory

[rose thunder]

autism

[torpid lintel]

!trusted read what bot say

[stable jungle]

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[last verge]

heres link https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/83987398009?tab=review

[worn ice]

Payaxoter (1986) vs. duck-with-a-top-hat (2004)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Nc3 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. d4 Nc6 5. Nf3 Bg4 6. Bb5 a6 7. Bxc6+ bxc6 8. Qe2 Bxf3 9. Qxf3 e6 10. O-O Be7 11. Re1 Nf6 12. Bf4 h6 13. Be5 O-O 14. Ne2 Re8 15. b3 Nd7 16. Bg3 Nf6 17. Nf4 c5 18. c3 Rc8 19. Rac1 cxd4 20. cxd4 Rxc1 21. Rxc1 Ne4 22. Nd3 Nxg3 23. Qxg3 Qd7 24. Ne5 Qd8 25. Qf3 Bf6 26. g4 Bxe5 27. dxe5 Qg5 28. Qe2 Qxc1+ 

[abstract mantle]

wow insane

[lean bolt]

@ornate ivy taught me the italian

[hollow elbow]

heres me im playin lie shit rn

[abstract mantle]

@ornate ivy taught me the egg

[waxen birch]

I downloaded chess in the line who has an acceptance?

[abstract mantle]

e3 g3 g4 E G G

[hollow elbow]

@lean bolt im playing terrible tonight bro

https://www.chess.com/member/aflist

[latent pebble]

You played a 1 sec lmao

[radiant flame]

whats ur main acc

[empty garnet]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/83987925883

[hollow verge]

i still cant

[grim edge]

@grim edge that NM you just played declined my req to play him lmao

[grim edge]

You mean how to lose at chess?

[empty garnet]

I spectated the guy and he's playing top engine moves

[abstract mantle]

no

[hollow elbow]

who is

[lean bolt]

you're one away from 2500 keep going

[empty garnet]

check the link

[torpid lintel]

@hollow verge

[hollow elbow]

no bro im not queuing until like 3 more days

[torpid lintel]

Connect your account

[worn ice]

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[hallow mirage]

if a random person who i didnt know challenged me randomly i would probably decline

[empty garnet]

I'm just suspicious that he's cheating he had 97 acc when we played (800 elo)

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2032 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1916 (1916 peak)
Bullet: 2004 (2004 peak)

[empty garnet]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/83987925883

[hollow elbow]

ok @lean bolt im gonna queue ok spectate

[last verge]

@grim edge you played an NM?? in what tc

[grim edge]

Rapid pretty brutal game

[torpid lintel]

Wow congrats!

[radiant flame]

who, man

[last verge]

ouch

[hollow elbow]

i played like 10 today

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> aflist

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Blitz: 1640 (1640 peak)
Bullet: 2495 (2495 peak)

[empty garnet]

https://www.chess.com/member/frenck78

[last verge]

im currently 1-1 against NMs in rapid but thats only because theres so few games

[hollow verge]

done

[torpid lintel]

Hi Zax wanna start new game? 😅@grim edge

[radiant flame]

do u have a main acc?

[last verge]

if i play a few more it'd be more like 1-50

[empty garnet]

check his current game and game before that

[rose thunder]

i could never do bullet, would flag all my games

[empty garnet]

https://www.chess.com/member/frenck78

[radiant flame]

hes only 800, no need to worry

[hollow elbow]

yea i do this one is approved by chess.com

[empty garnet]

but 95+ accuracy twice in a row

[radiant flame]

whats ur blitz for main

[hollow elbow]

i dont play blitz unfortunately

[radiant flame]

why 🤨

[torpid lintel]

Good job! Now use /trust command and read what bot say :)

[last verge]

who tf doesnt play blitz

[hollow elbow]

why not 😭

[radiant flame]

blud a bullet fiend

[hallow mirage]

ME

[radiant flame]

and lost to indirect

[lean bolt]

Ok queue

[hollow elbow]

i play bullet and classical 💀 two opposite modes

[last verge]

blitz on top ngl

[hollow verge]

i just join thats why

[hallow mirage]

no

[hollow elbow]

ok @lean bolt if i lose its on u https://www.chess.com/member/aflist

EVERYBODY SPECTATE ME 1 MORE GAME TILL 2500

[rose thunder]

rapid better for learning

[hallow mirage]

maybe for top level players who only fight cheaters in rapid

[hollow elbow]

im scared bro but here we go @lean bolt

[grim edge]

could someone game review this? https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/83987407733?tab=review

[lean bolt]

blame it on me smh

[worn ice]

Akagako (1566) vs. goranbrown (1607)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 e5 5. Nf3 d6 6. Bb5 Bg4 7. h3 Bxf3 8. Qxf3 Nf6 9. O-O a6 10. Bxc6+ bxc6 11. Bg5 Be7 12. Nc3 O-O 13. Rad1 Rb8 14. b3 h6 15. Bxf6 Bxf6 16. Rd3 Be7 17. Rfd1 Qc7 18. Ne2 Rbd8 19. Ng3 g6 20. Qe3 Kg7 21. c4 c5 22. Ne2 f5 23. Nc3 f4 24. Qf3 Qb7 25. Nd5 a5 26. Qg4 Rf7 27. Qe6 Qd7 28. Qxd7 Rxd7 29. Nxe7 Rfxe7 30. Rxd6 Rxd6 31. Rxd6 Kf7 32. Rd5 Ke6 33. Rxc5 Rd7 34. Rxa5 Rd1+ 35. Kh2 Rd4 36. Ra6+ Kf7 37. c5 g5 38. c6 Rd8 39. c7 Rc8 40. Ra7 Ke7 41. a4 Kd7 42. b4 Rxc7 43. Rxc7+ Kxc7 44. g3 Kc6 45. gxf4 exf4 46. Kg2 h5 47. Kf3 Kd6 48. a5 Kc6 49. e5 Kd5 50. a6 Kxe5 51. a7 

[hallow mirage]

yea tats what i was guna say

[radiant flame]

everyone praying on ur downfall, jk

[grim edge]

@last verge In unrated my winrate against titled players is 100%

[hallow mirage]

im watching

[cinder narwhal]

why dont I have access to carl bot? I cant run slash commands

[rose thunder]

we have albert

[hollow elbow]

Blud aborted me like a child

[lean bolt]

he aborted lmao

[hollow elbow]

OKAY GUYS GAME #2 FOR 2500 🔥

[radiant flame]

he almost had u

[lean bolt]

2499 was gonna be a fun one

[cinder narwhal]

i need to use the /announcements command

[lean bolt]

both fighting to get 2500

[last verge]

[hollow elbow]

I need +5 not +4

[torpid lintel]

First connect then you can use that command

[last verge]

ive faced so many random titled players in bullet and my record is actually crazy

[hallow mirage]

you can fight people only like -100 under u

[cinder narwhal]

@cyan pond help remove a role please

[lean bolt]

i thought you get 8 per win

[last verge]

my flagging skills are actually insane

[radiant flame]

but the opp peak was 2600, difference between getting 2500 for first time and countless times

[lean bolt]

Oh i was talking about your opponent

[cyan pond]

hi

[last verge]

i beat an NM when he had mate in 1

[grim edge]

could anyone with premium do it please 👉 👈

[lean bolt]

both of you were a win away from 2500

[cinder narwhal]

hi please remove my announcements roles

[last verge]

hi tpd i still remember your thesis from last year

[keen parrot]

rare tpd sightning

[torpid lintel]

Hey TPD. where was you? It's been too long

[last verge]

sightning

[cyan pond]

done

[cinder narwhal]

Thank you!

[cyan pond]

very busy

[torpid lintel]

Okay haha glad to see you again :)

[last verge]

TPD IS ALIVE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[grim edge]

[last verge]

pixel 2000 bullet when

[torpid lintel]

He was busy haha

[cyan pond]

bruh they're back

mmmmm

[latent pebble]

Tpd isn’t real

[cyan pond]

maybe something changed since i was last active tbh

[cinder narwhal]

what the heck lol

[last verge]

does bot automatically give them?

[torpid lintel]

Maybe he need to connect first?

[hollow elbow]

YESS

[hallow mirage]

nice

[lean bolt]

i thought you were gonna lose tbh

[hollow elbow]

LETS GOOOOO BROOO IM 2500 IM RETIRING BULLET 🔥

[cyan pond]

i don't think connect has anything to do with announcement roles

[cinder narwhal]

i have the weird just joined role too

[hallow mirage]

what a guy

[radiant flame]

now do blitz

[hollow elbow]

FROUCIK THIS MODE IM RETIRING

[hasty iris]

I keep getting stream announcements as a suggested channel despite muting it and turning off @ and I haven't selected the stream updates role

[rose thunder]

can u coach me lol

[cinder narwhal]

it might be that role limiting me

[last verge]

@cinder narwhal i think theres a way you can opt out of announcements in #reaction-roles or #announcements

[lean bolt]

what is your elo in your main account?

[hollow elbow]

I'M RETIRING CHAT 🔥

[cinder narwhal]

ive tried there isnt

[grim edge]

._.

[cyan pond]

can you see this at the top of the channel list

[hollow elbow]

low 2400s

[last verge]

bro is 2500 💀💀💀

[grim edge]

Good, 2500 Blitz otw

Another stressful journey awaits you

[cinder narwhal]

yeah

[lean bolt]

oh still impressive

[cyan pond]

channels & roles

[lean bolt]

i can't believe I beat a 2500

[torpid lintel]

Okay yes sometimes some people said /announcement command don't work maybe that just a bug

[hallow mirage]

u should go for higher

[last verge]

2600 next

[cinder narwhal]

no announcements roles are there tho

[cyan pond]

have you tried unticking all these boxes

[last verge]

two of my friends are still higher rated than you

[cyan pond]

o

[cinder narwhal]

all unticked

[radiant flame]

true, one of my friends is hikaru

[cyan pond]

also does /announcements do anything

[torpid lintel]

This @cinder narwhal

[radiant flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006369257040388238/1124521452637528195/magnus-carlsen-chess.gif

[cinder narwhal]

nope

[hollow elbow]

Bro i knew this guy was cheating he closed his owna ccount 💀

https://www.chess.com/game/live/83986248535

[worn ice]

aflist (2467) vs. durkri (2162)

Move List

1. g3 Nf6 2. Bg2 g6 3. Nf3 Bg7 4. O-O d5 5. d4 c6 6. c4 O-O 7. Nc3 dxc4 8. e4 Be6 9. Ng5 Bc8 10. e5 Nd5 11. Nxd5 cxd5 12. Nh3 Bxh3 13. Bxh3 e6 14. Qe1 Nc6 15. Be3 Qb6 16. Qc3 Rae8 17. a4 Qb4 18. Qxb4 Nxb4 19. Rfc1 Nd3 20. Rcb1 f6 21. exf6 Bxf6 22. Bg2 Rd8 23. a5 a6 24. h4 e5 25. Bh6 Rf7 26. Bf1 Nb4 27. dxe5 Bxe5 28. Be3 Nc2 29. Bh6 Nxa1 30. Rxa1 Bxb2 31. Ra2 Bd4 32. Re2 c3 33. Bg2 Rc7 34. h5 c2 35. Bc1 Kf7 36. Rd2 Bf6 37. Bxd5+ Kg7 38. hxg6 hxg6 39. Be4 Rxd2 40. Bxd2 c1=Q+ 41. Bxc1 Rxc1+ 42. Kg2 Ra1 43. Bxb7 Rxa5 44. Bxa6 Rxa6 45. f4 Ra2+ 46. Kf3 Be7 47. Kg4 Kf6 48. f5 gxf5+ 49. Kf3 Bd6 50. g4 Bg3 51. Kxg3 fxg4 52. Kxg4 Kg6 53. Kf3 Ra4 54. Ke3 Kf5 55. Ke2 Ke5 56. Kd2 Rd4+ 57. Kc2 Ke4 58. Kb2 Rd3 59. Kc1 Ke3 60. Kb1 Rd2 61. Ka1 Kd3 62. Kb1 Kc3 63. Ka1 Kb3 64. Kb1 Rd1# 

[radiant flame]

signs of cheating

[cinder narwhal]

it says i dont have access to carl bot cmds

[ornate ivy]

Ah sad

[hollow elbow]

either hes cheating or i was playing him on crack

[radiant flame]

or both

[cyan pond]

it should be @worn ice commant i think

[radiant flame]

i want to say this indirect guy is cheating, he seems sus

[torpid lintel]

Yes that made so people can choose if they want ping or not.
For some people that don't work haha

[ornate ivy]

He is my student he is legit

[radiant flame]

idk

[cyan pond]

also pls no cheating accusations ❤️

[hollow elbow]

guys just take tranquility pills from the queens gambit to become 3000 elo

[lean bolt]

Thank you

[radiant flame]

ur only 2700 wcm, what do u know

[cinder narwhal]

wait... I just ticked all of them and then unticked them and they went away lol

but theyre back ...

[radiant flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006369257040388238/1124521452637528195/magnus-carlsen-chess.gif

[grim edge]

Indirect, what elo are u?

[ornate ivy]

I know how to train a 800 to beat a 2400

[lean bolt]

I'm 650

[cyan pond]

I'll asked the other mods who are more up to date with things

[radiant flame]

lets play bullet

[cinder narwhal]

@cyan pond can you remove my just joined role?

[radiant flame]

winner gets wcm title

[lean bolt]

Maybe i'm a little underrated

[cyan pond]

no

[lean bolt]

that win makes me feel like an 800

[radiant flame]

yh, ur like 720

[hollow elbow]

Ok goodnight guys 😁

[grim edge]

Nice, u must be very good to defeat 2500. Keep going

[cyan pond]

The way you get rid of just joined is you connect your account

[ornate ivy]

With practice EZ 1k

[cinder narwhal]

oh

[torpid lintel]

Good night! :)

[hollow elbow]

i will try and reach 2510 tomorrow with HIGH ENERGY SO I MUST GO TO SLEEP EARLY at 9:48

[lean bolt]

Something tells me you just want to get more money out of me...

[hollow elbow]

bye guys : D

[cinder narwhal]

i just dont want the announcement pings whys it gotta be difficult

[ornate ivy]

[torpid lintel]

@worn ice have just joined role 😅

[cyan pond]

hmmm if the roles things don't wory then maybe try muting the channel?

[cyan pond]

albert doesn't havea chess.com account

[grim edge]

[rose thunder]

i think i could get 1500 or maybe even better with self teaching/watching video guides

[cinder narwhal]

alr i'll do that

[grim edge]

[torpid lintel]

Yes but Albert have 500 rating role

[grim edge]

then do it?

[rose thunder]

i will in like half a year or so

[radiant flame]

https://lichess.org/CSnMRVRw

[rose thunder]

stinky lichess link

[grim edge]

lichess link kekw

[torpid lintel]

Also TPD still busy?

[cyan pond]

study be like

me when 🤓

[grim edge]

Good luck on study tpd

[rose thunder]

secret life of pets 3 is lookin good

[lean bolt]

lichess is not stinky 😦

[grim edge]

[rose thunder]

so far i feel like lichess has been queueing me with cheaters/bots

[radiant flame]

does chess.com brief their mods to delete lc links on site?

thats pretty 1984 behavior

[grim edge]

hello chat

[rose thunder]

it feels so weird to play on there cuz it doesnt feel like im playing a real person most of the time

[grim edge]

I'm pretty sure cc have more cheaters

[hollow basin]

Bonsoir

[grim edge]

But idk about bots, you can get queued with them?

[rose thunder]

no idea lol

sure feels like it tho

[grim edge]

Or maybe they just don't know what they're doing

That's why they playing weird

[rose thunder]

ima do a lichess game on there

[radiant flame]

anyone wanna play bullet

[rose thunder]

since idc about my rating there

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2032 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1916 (1916 peak)
Bullet: 2004 (2004 peak)

[radiant flame]

2k blitz, damn

[last verge]

not 2k yet

[grim edge]

Bro's current is higher than his peak

Crazy

Witchery

Fr

[last verge]

im just crazy like that

yk

[grim edge]

Built different

Wanna run a rapid game I'd totally crush you with my 1100 skills

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Juan (c8jd)

This is the Chess.com profile of c8jd. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Juan (c8jd)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1750 (1750 peak)
Blitz: 1900 (1900 peak)
Bullet: 1905 (1905 peak)

[last verge]

💀

[noble glen]

Just passing by

[last verge]

would but im eating dinner and rewatching the recent guess the elo

[grim edge]

(just got brutally bullied by an 1800)

[last verge]

my opponent hung a rook in order to defend a pawn

[grim edge]

Duck

I have an actual question

[fresh sun]

like a trtue 1300 tryying to use their brain

[noble glen]

Wait how in the world is ur current higher than ur peak

[last verge]

yes

[last verge]

except he was 2000 💀

[grim edge]

What openings am i supposed to play to get my goofy ass to 1500 I'm just running the london as white and carro as black 🗿

[last verge]

theres an ancient ritual

[last verge]

LMAO i ran the vienna and caro as my mains and some bs Nf6 g6 d6 KID-esque setup against d4

you have to ask the gods of fair play

openings dont matter much as long as you're familiar and you aren't significantly worse

[grim edge]

Fair

[last verge]

i never formally learned the KID but i always played it

[noble glen]

Same with black, with white I don't play the Vienna tho

[fiery beacon]

I blundered my queen during a time crunch in bullet and got a brilliant for it lol

[hollow basin]

Bonsoir

[grim edge]

I'm gonna continue causing pain and suffering by playing the london

[mighty remnant]

i will continue to confuse london players by playing 1... c5

[last verge]

london is fine nothing bad about it just somewhat uninteresting gameplay

[noble glen]

I feel the same but with queens gambit lol, my win rate with white is ridiculous

[restive storm]

[last verge]

vienna gets some super sharp lines if you play certain variatinos

[last verge]

doritos and bacon im 2000 bullet now

[restive storm]

don't lose in 8 moves

[mighty remnant]

as black you can basically premove c5 and still be fine

[restive storm]

amazing (don't call me that)

[mighty remnant]

oh yeah dor is here

todays the last time i can send stickers sad

[noble glen]

Look at my win rate with white 💀

[mighty remnant]

thats nothing

[noble glen]

Yeah but compared to black

[mighty remnant]

i had 80 with white and 34 with black before

[gentle steppe]

Woah thts racism

[noble glen]

Crazy difference

[last verge]

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. Qg4 Qf6 5. Nd5 Qxf2+ 6. Kd1 Kf8 7. Nh3 h5 8. Qg5 f6 9. Qg6 Rh6 10. Ndf4!! d5 11. Bxd5 Bg4+ 12. Qxg4 hxg4 13. Nxf2 Bxf2 14. Ng6+ (or something i forgot the last move)

thats one of my favorite vienna lines

[hollow verge]

what is the best opening on ur opinion

[noble glen]

34 BRO WHAT

[last verge]

vienna

[mighty remnant]

yes

[noble glen]

Omg 💀

[cold gorge]

King’s pawn

[noble glen]

Lowest I've ever been is 40% I think

[last verge]

bro u gotta work on ur black repertoire 💀

[lethal lotus]

👍

[mighty remnant]

i have
i switched from playing random pirc with no theory
to sicilian with no theory

[restive storm]

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. d3 Bc5 5. Nge2 Ng4 6. O-O Qh4 7. h3 Nxf2 8. Kh2 Nxd1
   0 - 1

[mighty remnant]

[last verge]

5. f4 better

[grim edge]

I can't even flex my amazing 36% Winrate since I'm not trusted

[last verge]

i forgot to play my prep

[restive storm]

this was your game against me
why did you go Nge2

[noble glen]

[restive storm]

lol

[last verge]

^

[noble glen]

Bro went from bad to worse

[mighty remnant]

yes i play sicilian with no theory

[noble glen]

Omfg 💀

[last verge]

sometimes i play Nge2 when i feel silly

[mighty remnant]

wr with black is still fine

[restive storm]

after Nge2 Ng4 black already has a better position

[last verge]

im aware

[mighty remnant]

wr with white is slightly better

[last verge]

but sometimes i just feel silly

[noble glen]

Seems like the sicilian is working

[brisk crescent]

what's the best sicilian variation?

[mighty remnant]

the no theory one

[noble glen]

Loool

[lean bolt]

Najdorf my coach moon tells me it’s the best

[noble glen]

Moon offers coaching?!?!?!

[brisk crescent]

yep i was thinking that too, did you find anything online to help?

[cold gorge]

Is getting a coach automatically like +1000 elo

[noble glen]

How did I not know about this

[mighty remnant]

i main ruy lopez and sicilian, first with very basic theory and the latter with close to none

i did that yesterday lmao

[noble glen]

Depends on what'a your initial elo

[last verge]

Ng4

[cold gorge]

Fair enough

[mighty remnant]

2800 +1000

[last verge]

relax bro 💀

[mighty remnant]

magnus going to beat stockfish

[cold gorge]

3300+1000

[grim edge]

i think. i will play chess untl 3am

[noble glen]

Like a good coach could take you from 500 to 1500, but that same coach might not be able to take you from 1500 to 2000

[mighty remnant]

road to 2100
gl

[low sable]

road to bobby fisher lmao

[last verge]

accidentally beat some titled players

[brisk crescent]

i gained 500 elo

[humble oracle]

i need someone to take me from 1720

[mighty remnant]

how do you accidentally beat titled players

[cold gorge]

What was your initial elo

[autumn tree]

I do better on average with black then white

[noble glen]

From 1720 to...? 🤔

[cold gorge]

I see

[mighty remnant]

tell me your ways

[humble oracle]

3000

[noble glen]

Same

[mighty remnant]

i would like to have 5500 elo and solve chess

[noble glen]

I would like to be 5501

[humble oracle]

i would like to score 96.7 accuracy every game

[mighty remnant]

when you become GM:

[lean bolt]

Idk moon is just teaching me

[mighty remnant]

i want to know how to evalulate positions correctly and not blunder

[humble oracle]

we dont talk about that one game

[mighty remnant]

my elo probably will shoot up to 2000

[mighty remnant]

this happens its ok

53.3

[humble oracle]

💀

[autumn tree]

got 52% on black and 49% on white in the past year

[mighty remnant]

ooh nice

[noble glen]

I think I've had like 40% accuracy in bullet lol

[mighty remnant]

wut do you play as black?

[mighty remnant]

lol

[cold gorge]

That high huh

[mighty remnant]

i somehow managed to win after i blundered a piece and proceeded to sac another piece

[humble oracle]

this is what happens when i go into the middle game with 3minutes left (dont ask me how that happened)

[rose thunder]

this is a rapid game mind you

[mighty remnant]

(in rapid)

[mighty remnant]

WRF

bro hung his queen two different ways
by PAWNS

...

[rose thunder]

it took him 10 seconds to realize

[mighty remnant]

i mean i hung my queen like that once too

just not 2 pawns

my opponent went for checkmate instead 💀

[grim edge]

I wonder what's his thoughts when playing that moves

[opaque apex]

I'd do that honestly

[quasi socket]

.

[rose thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-brain-meme-gif-25947987

[cold gorge]

“I’ll go here”…..”Instant regret”

[rocky flare]

Sup

[mighty remnant]

hello botez gambit enjoyer

[grim edge]

You're currently witnessing an intelligence you cannot comprehend

[mighty remnant]

name every singled formula here you can name :3

[covert cosmos]

my thoughts when i thought i found a fork (I hung my queen)

[rocky flare]

Anybody here play apex?

[mighty remnant]

i think i saw a triangular number thingy

idk im not sure

[rose thunder]

triangular numba thingy -maf teacher

[mighty remnant]

i'm a student smh

[ornate ivy]

Yeah

[mighty remnant]

currently getting confused by statistics

[rose thunder]

how much

[ornate ivy]

Depends

[grim edge]

im a engine

[rose thunder]

i hope its free cuz my fam is tight on money

[ornate ivy]

20-100$ per hour

[mighty remnant]

yes

[neat pewter]

anyone wanna play ches

[grim edge]

Well, now u know

[grim edge]

i just did a brilliant showing great positional understanding wanna see?

[mighty remnant]

yes

[rose thunder]

did u bwunder again

[grim edge]

I WON PIXEL

[mighty remnant]

woah zax

ima spam as many stickers as i can today

[rose thunder]

how u get friend of the server role

[mighty remnant]

mate in 2

qxh6 gxh6 rh6#

[grim edge]

Oh no, u start spamming this in here too...

[mighty remnant]

i have 2 brilliants only 💀

[radiant flame]

brilliancies r appreciated here, so shut ur mouth

[mighty remnant]

not really

[rose thunder]

i got like 8-10

[ornate ivy]

@lean bolt This is an example of what not to do, chesscom makes you feel better than you are. You have to realize moves like this are just good not brilliant

[grim edge]

@mighty remnant I played rook takes knight understanding the insane potentiol my knight had+ the pawn on b7 restricting the king

[fiery beacon]

Takes is forced, right? That's brutal dude

[lean bolt]

So my brilliant was also a scam ?

[mighty remnant]

woah woah woah

[grim edge]

potential

[ornate ivy]

I didn’t see it but probably

[radiant flame]

indeed

[ornate ivy]

Send it and I’ll let you know

[hollow elbow]

ok im back awake chat

[mighty remnant]

forced mate

[mighty remnant]

hello ice wallow come

[rose thunder]

coach me

[grim edge]

magnus carlesen is so majestic

[grim edge]

i would let him compress me into a .jar file tbh

[hollow elbow]

i dont really coach but i can play a few games in explain moves and purpoes and shi

[grim edge]

pixel i want your thoughts on rook takes knight i just played it feelin hype

[lean bolt]

Awww but it was vs a 2500

Are brilliants against 2500 scams too then?

[ornate ivy]

Yes

[lean bolt]

Damn

Is there a server I can join that can explain how scam the moves are?

[ornate ivy]

Im sorry, but i can’t have my students being tricked

[ornate ivy]

Yes

[lean bolt]

😮

[hollow elbow]

.

[radiant flame]

is it possibly the moon club

[ornate ivy]

No

[grim edge]

somebody i havent talked to in months just snapped me what do i do

[ornate ivy]

But that one is good too

[hollow elbow]

@ornate ivy check dms or banned for scamming 😠

[grim edge]

how many times have u gotten muted for this 😭

[rose thunder]

once

[grim edge]

oh. we can change that

[ornate ivy]

Real

[dawn inlet]

[rose thunder]

and im the one getting muted? @grim edge

[grim edge]

no i think id like to get muted this time

[ornate ivy]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper can u mute me for a bit?

[radiant flame]

this has to be illegal

[ornate ivy]

[rose thunder]

posting a giraffe giving suckies is illegal

[radiant flame]

https://tenor.com/view/goose-duck-neck-gif-10344438

[radiant flame]

maybe its just ur dirty mind sexualizing these animals

[grim edge]

im gonna hit myself why r u guys so weird

[grim edge]

man dont use this defense you had the exact same thought

[radiant flame]

no

[grim edge]

Im not wierd whismy

[rose thunder]

fr

[grim edge]

liar. in denial

[radiant flame]

cope

[grim edge]

Wtf

[grim edge]

zoophile

[rose thunder]

no u words

[hollow basin]

I never see a chat like that

Smh

[radiant flame]

https://tenor.com/view/deepthroat-hamster-wasser-trinken-gif-18614398

[grim edge]

uwu back to u :3

[grim edge]

i am. call me He/Him cause i am God HIMSELF

[hollow elbow]

@ornate ivy 😠 🤔 It's 2023 I can express my gender/name identity

[grim edge]

dw it never gets better ❤️

[rose thunder]

wtf

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[hollow elbow]

👍

[grim edge]

shoot me

[ornate ivy]

Imagine getting banned instantly lmao

[grim edge]

Huh

[rose thunder]

yeah def ping worthy

[lethal axle]

what team

[grim edge]

omfg

[rose thunder]

bros getting banned instantly

[grim edge]

pft hi Insane

blud thinks he can be

[lethal axle]

I/Am/Him

[hollow basin]

💀 it’s not a chess server anymore

[hollow elbow]

who wants to vc/play chess

[grim edge]

theyre weird. theyre all so weird and odd. im only here bc of like four ppl. get me out

[latent pebble]

looks like somebody had a mishap

[grim edge]

anywanna wanna discuss some hard chess openings?

[lethal axle]

My faborite opening is Nk8

[latent pebble]

what?

[lethal axle]

no

[grim edge]

There's no escape

[grim edge]

[lethal axle]

[rose thunder]

somebody accidentally posted a gif of an emoji enjoying an eggplant

[latent pebble]

How do I stop blundering Nxd5 in caro

[grim edge]

you lost 30 elo stop crying

💀

[radiant flame]

that is gross, dude

[grim edge]

first time?

[hollow elbow]

who wants to play chess and vc (2500)

[ornate ivy]

@upbeat viper how is @hollow elbow not banned for his name

[radiant flame]

https://tenor.com/view/deepthroat-hamster-wasser-trinken-gif-18614398

[rose thunder]

i speak da truth of what i (unfortunately) saw

[grim edge]

no just be positive and you would be good

[grim edge]

stop doing you yoho its weird

[latent pebble]

It’s always edgy people with those usernames

[grim edge]

stop sending the same gifs

where the shit are the mods 😭

[latent pebble]

Idk how that meme is funny

[radiant flame]

ok, ill switch up

https://tenor.com/view/baquette-by-walking-around-movements-gif-13474674

[hollow elbow]

Pinging mod for irrelevancy = ban

[delicate island]

Caro kan >>>

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> WAKE UP

[grim edge]

no dont send these stuff

[latent pebble]

tal

[lethal axle]

litterily me

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/100-real-talk-spin-gif-13161346

[lean bolt]

Caro Kann is garbage just like me

[grim edge]

Damn, ur playing Caro?

I love the Caro kann fr

[hollow elbow]

Now unban me @ornate ivy Be fr

[radiant flame]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-karate-kung-fu-ninja-gif-9626561

[hollow elbow]

I don't need ur chess course ur chess course needs me

[lethal axle]

I play caro kan even im white

I play caro kan even im brown

[delicate island]

Because of caro I always win with black pieces(in endgame)

[grim edge]

invented by famed chess player johnathan caro kann

[lethal axle]

I play caro kan even im asian

[ornate ivy]

No your a troll, we don’t appreciate trolls there

[grim edge]

[lethal axle]

I play caro kan even im Black

[delicate island]

Same

[grim edge]

wait i owe u a chess game

[lethal axle]

[rose thunder]

play the caro as white

[grim edge]

remember the top engine move

[delicate island]

You do?

[hollow elbow]

you're*

[lethal axle]

nah he just simp.

[tepid panther]

Toss a coin to your witcher

[ornate ivy]

Blocked

[lethal axle]

[grim edge]

idk u asked me at like 2am and i said in the mornign cause i was sleepy

[hollow basin]

Smh I don’t know why they’re weird it’s a chess server not anything it’s good to talk about others stuffs but they go so far

[hollow elbow]

can you hear me @neon locust

[grim edge]

Oh, Valley of Plenty

[delicate island]

Oh yeah

[grim edge]

Are u one of those endgame specialist that plays very defensive in middle game just to get one extra pawn advantage?

[lethal axle]

Lets play chess

[teal herald]

Change your opening you will be easy 2000

[hollow elbow]

website

[delicate island]

YES

[grim edge]

yeh. its horrid

[tepid panther]

Just started the new season

[grim edge]

I officially hate u

[grim edge]

i havent yet is the first ep good chief?

[delicate island]

Nah my openings are good I remember tons of line and endgame is my special

[tepid panther]

Its GOOD

[viscid tangle]

what openings do you play @delicate island

[hollow elbow]

@neon locust

[hollow basin]

Annoying

[teal herald]

Eh caro

[grim edge]

Holy pog ill watch it then

[delicate island]

Caro kan or Neo indian

[grim edge]

i desperately need a bowl of soup rn

[grim edge]

Nimzo indian go brrrr

[viscid tangle]

whats the neo indian

[grim edge]

im so hungry u have no idea uuughh im gonna go get food

[delicate island]

Fr fr

[hollow elbow]

who wants to vc and play chess

[delicate island]

It's the easiest line I remember Agaisnt d4 But I mostly play Nimzo indian

[lethal axle]

[latent pebble]

Wait the neo-Indian is a thing?

[grim edge]

I also play nizmo but sometime i just go for a old benoi and benko gambit for fun

[lethal axle]

Lets play chess

[latent pebble]

I thought that was just a typo

[tepid panther]

Playing chess > openings

[delicate island]

Yeah I saw it on Chess24

[grim edge]

typo

WHAT NEO INDIAN??!??

[tepid panther]

Opening knowledge is overrated

[grim edge]

neo indian sounds rad as shit

no way jose that cant be real

[latent pebble]

May you please provide the notation

[pine bison]

For what

[latent pebble]

That would suffice I’ve never heard of it

[grim edge]

Good morning pain (assuming you slept since its almost 5 am)

[pine bison]

No I didnt sleep yet

[grim edge]

same

[pine bison]

And I got to wake up for an appointment at 8

[grim edge]

i have work at same time

[pine bison]

Life is pain

[grim edge]

In the name

[pine bison]

@grim edge you better come up with a very good reason to ping mods sir

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/proud-im-so-happy-gif-12801044

[grim edge]

there were. three pings. why pick on me. bc someguy posted an emoji sucking an eggplant, some guy was posting disgusting animal gifs, some other yoho was just being annoying

[south loom]

Yo

[delicate island]

Where

[mighty remnant]

waoh i just won

[pine bison]

Well I don't have time to read the last hours of general chat to find those messages

Link?

[neat pewter]

gn

oops

[mighty remnant]

wait did i just win against based kitten

[proper bronze]

3 (i don’t know any other senario that it could be otherwise :/)

[delicate island]

I am asian soo🤷

[grim edge]

Snitching

[pine bison]

Love uno poggers

[mighty remnant]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/83990426359

[worn ice]

TouchMyB4lls (1224) vs. Radium133l (705)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nc3 d6 3. f4 Nc6 4. Nf3 Bg4 5. a4 Nf6 6. Bb5 Qc7 7. d3 a6 8. Bxc6+ Qxc6 9. O-O g6 10. h3 Bxf3 11. Qxf3 Bg7 12. e5 Qxf3 13. Rxf3 dxe5 14. fxe5 Nd7 15. e6 Ne5 16. exf7+ Nxf7 17. Nd5 O-O 18. Nxe7+ Kh8 19. Rf4 Bd4+ 20. Kh1 Ne5 21. Rh4 Rae8 22. Bg5 Kg7 23. c3 Bf2 24. Bh6+ Kf6 25. Rf4+ Kxe7 26. Bxf8+ Rxf8 27. Rxf8 Kxf8 28. Rf1 Nxd3 29. b4 cxb4 30. cxb4 Kf7 31. b5 axb5 32. axb5 Ke6 33. Rd1 Ne5 34. Rd8 Nf7 35. Rb8 b6 36. g4 Nd6 37. Rh8 Nxb5 38. Rxh7 Nd6 39. Kg2 Bd4 40. Kf3 b5 41. Ke2 Kd5 42. Rh6 b4 43. Rxg6 Nc4 44. Kd1 b3 45. Rg8 Be5 46. Rd8+ Bd6 47. Kc1 Kc5 48. h4 b2+ 49. Kb1 Be5 50. Rc8+ Kb4 51. Rxc4+ Kxc4 52. g5 Kd5 53. h5 Ke6 54. g6 Kf5 55. g7 Bxg7 56. h6 Be5 57. h7 Kg6 58. h8=N+ Bxh8 59. Ka2 Kf5 60. Kb1 Ke4 61. Kc2 Ke3 62. Kb1 Kd2 63. Ka2 Kc2 64. Ka3 b1=Q 65. Ka4 Qb6 66. Ka3 Qb5 67. Ka2 Qb2# 

[delicate island]

Bro the username

[mighty remnant]

is that based kitten alt

[rocky flare]

Anybody wanna play blitz or bullet?

[grim edge]

Actually me and my friends at 6 am playing uno after finishing a party that one time

[pine bison]

I've played more uno games than chess games

[mighty remnant]

yo wut
i won against based kitten????

[grim edge]

real

[proper bronze]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/83990426359

[worn ice]

TouchMyB4lls (1224) vs. Radium133l (705)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nc3 d6 3. f4 Nc6 4. Nf3 Bg4 5. a4 Nf6 6. Bb5 Qc7 7. d3 a6 8. Bxc6+ Qxc6 9. O-O g6 10. h3 Bxf3 11. Qxf3 Bg7 12. e5 Qxf3 13. Rxf3 dxe5 14. fxe5 Nd7 15. e6 Ne5 16. exf7+ Nxf7 17. Nd5 O-O 18. Nxe7+ Kh8 19. Rf4 Bd4+ 20. Kh1 Ne5 21. Rh4 Rae8 22. Bg5 Kg7 23. c3 Bf2 24. Bh6+ Kf6 25. Rf4+ Kxe7 26. Bxf8+ Rxf8 27. Rxf8 Kxf8 28. Rf1 Nxd3 29. b4 cxb4 30. cxb4 Kf7 31. b5 axb5 32. axb5 Ke6 33. Rd1 Ne5 34. Rd8 Nf7 35. Rb8 b6 36. g4 Nd6 37. Rh8 Nxb5 38. Rxh7 Nd6 39. Kg2 Bd4 40. Kf3 b5 41. Ke2 Kd5 42. Rh6 b4 43. Rxg6 Nc4 44. Kd1 b3 45. Rg8 Be5 46. Rd8+ Bd6 47. Kc1 Kc5 48. h4 b2+ 49. Kb1 Be5 50. Rc8+ Kb4 51. Rxc4+ Kxc4 52. g5 Kd5 53. h5 Ke6 54. g6 Kf5 55. g7 Bxg7 56. h6 Be5 57. h7 Kg6 58. h8=N+ Bxh8 59. Ka2 Kf5 60. Kb1 Ke4 61. Kc2 Ke3 62. Kb1 Kd2 63. Ka2 Kc2 64. Ka3 b1=Q 65. Ka4 Qb6 66. Ka3 Qb5 67. Ka2 [Qb2#] 

[hollow basin]

Anyone wanna play a training game?

[pine bison]

Truth

[mighty remnant]

oh nvm

[pine bison]

OK imma try sleep

Peace stay chill chat

[grim edge]

KONRADDDDDD

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/myavu-myavumon-sleep-gif-24689663

[tepid panther]

[opal nacelle]

[rose thunder]

in chess treaming 1 vc for epic voice reveal or whatever

[grim edge]

[mighty remnant]

do you guys know who touch my b4lls is

[grim edge]

Wow you in sweden right now konrad?

fork hehe

[proper bronze]

you pyshcopath i used a spoon for that dish :/

[tepid panther]

Don't put dirt on the name of the presidential zomboys

[grim edge]

this sentence sounds so wrong

[mighty remnant]

sowwy

[delicate island]

I just face someone who is 1700 in rapid but 1200 in blitz..

[mighty remnant]

because i remember based kitten sent me the challenge

[proper bronze]

7

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[mighty remnant]

7 what

[grim edge]

Not that weird, I have a friend who 1600 Rapid but 800 Blitz.

[mighty remnant]

7 elo?
yea

[proper bronze]

and? might as well just put some mayple syhup and bel pepers

[grim edge]

Awesome hope you enjoy yourself there

[delicate island]

Maybe he doesn't play any blitz

[hollow basin]

@latent pebble wanna play a training game?

[last verge]

the grind for 2000 blitz begins

[hollow elbow]

Please unban me 👉 👈 🤗 @ornate ivy

[proper bronze]

no u dum dum, it’s just 7…

[tepid panther]

Training game for who ☠️

[grim edge]

She plays Blitz, but mostly Rapid and Classical.

[proper bronze]

it’s not 7 what?, it’s just 7

[hollow elbow]

HEY! Don't use that language 😠

[last verge]

@tepid panther im 2000 bullet now!

[tepid panther]

Tf did moon ban you for ☠️

[mighty remnant]

oh 7

[tepid panther]

2100 rapid when?

[mossy comet]

i won against my dad in chess

[latent pebble]

Trolling and username I think

[hollow elbow]

Being too good

[ornate ivy]

Tell him he is blocked too

[hollow elbow]

Yea I'm blocked but you somehow showed up 💀

[rose thunder]

for having the silly goofster nick he had

[last verge]

when the fair play elo boosts me there

[grim edge]

ayyyyyy @hollow elbow blocked by moon. welcome to the club

[tepid panther]

I ain't yo messenger, twat deserved what he got

[proper bronze]

I’M SORRY, I WON’T USE THE NUMBER SVN AGAIN 😭😭😭

[mint yew]

Testing -

[mighty remnant]

1200 vs 700 elo blitz be like:

[proper bronze]

sev*n

[latent pebble]

Because headshot pinged him lol

[mossy comet]

this was the winning move for me

i took the rook

[mint yew]

Seven?

[proper bronze]

very funny how easy great moves can get even with 700 elo…

[grim edge]

THHHEEE ROOOOOOOKKKK

[proper bronze]

yes

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2032 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1921 (1921 peak)
Bullet: 2004 (2004 peak)

[hollow elbow]

ok bye guys im gonna watch the queens gamby

[proper bronze]

it’s censored

[proper bronze]

chess movie momen

[grim edge]

me fr

[mint yew]

Why?

[mighty remnant]

oh am i still 800 elo

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> radium133l

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Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 800 (1145 peak)
Blitz: 800 (705 peak)
Bullet: 800 (359 peak)

[delicate island]

Grind to 1400 blitz starts now

[mint yew]

Seven

[mighty remnant]

OMG now im 800 elo everything

[proper bronze]

it’s a blunder sacrifice

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Matthew Viñalon (agentphball)

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Name: Matthew Viñalon (agentphball)
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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1308 (1308 peak)
Blitz: 889 (937 peak)
Bullet: 556 (610 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> defaultedwastaken

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2056 (2096 peak)
Blitz: 1649 (1686 peak)
Bullet: 1778 (1808 peak)

[last verge]

2k blitz grind now ongoing

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> hi3333333333

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1876 (1876 peak)
Blitz: 1200 (1619 peak)
Bullet: 1320 (1320 peak)

[mint yew]

Am still low elo :(

[mighty remnant]

very cursed how my elo is higher than my peak

[last verge]

me too

[delicate island]

Get gud

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2032 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1921 (1921 peak)
Bullet: 2004 (2004 peak)

[mighty remnant]

look my blitz and bullet

[proper bronze]

please give lessons

[grim edge]

@grim edge bro GO TO BED have a goodnight youll earn it back tmrw

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Konrad Haugland (konradhaugland)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 650 (1070 peak)
Blitz: 565 (795 peak)

[mighty remnant]

says 800 elo but peak is below

[mossy comet]

should i play as black next round with my dad

[ornate ivy]

@undone dove when are you gonna play your game

[undone dove]

Today

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Loki Boiin (fm_loki)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Bullet: 400 (658 peak)

[last verge]

try winning more often 👍🏼 hope this helps

[proper bronze]

you always say that and then i lose even more elo after i go to bed :/

[delicate island]

Why is 1600(advance) consider trash?

[proper bronze]

smart 😎😎😎

[mint yew]

Then teach me fellow Filipino

[mighty remnant]

dont blunder, pretty sure you can get to 1000 just by not blundering

[proper bronze]

then i’m trasher

[delicate island]

Ok

[undone dove]

Bro Indirect finally with cc user

[lean bolt]

I don’t think it’s trash, at least not 1600 bullet/blitz

[proper bronze]

ok, i won’t do bad sacrifies now 🙂

[lean bolt]

1600 rapid is trash though

[mighty remnant]

i'm not sure
maybe because its a comparison to masters?

[undone dove]

Gimme prep

[opal nacelle]

🔥

[ornate ivy]

Indirect is my student

[mighty remnant]

i mean that still works 💀

[undone dove]

How about 1800 rapid

[delicate island]

Yeah

[ornate ivy]

Trash

[mint yew]

Mate your <500...

[grim edge]

wtf its like my sleep schedule is trying to unruin itself. its 11pm and i wanna go to bed. this is weird

[proper bronze]

BRO I’M 600 ELO IDK WHAT’S GOING ON

[undone dove]

Tellem to gimme his prep

[ornate ivy]

No

[lean bolt]

I play me I’ll beat you rn

[peak sandal]

Does anyone wanna play

[undone dove]

Yeah no shit, you’re 2700

[proper bronze]

bet

[ornate ivy]

Don’t talk trash about my student