💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

I WON BRO

[lean bolt]

i'm sorry

[sly ledge]

what

[lean bolt]

i tried my best gg

[queen canyon]

I play chess because i dont actually play chess

[sly ledge]

U were losing on time

[lean bolt]

idk why these people are making up lies that i'm 2600

[grim edge]

i won on time haha

[sly ledge]

my bad I thought u were midirect

[humble oyster]

I could easily get 2600 ngl

[grim edge]

i was better the whole game too

[lean bolt]

You should teach me when you do

i wanna escape my triple digit hell hole

[grim edge]

in the end i staryed losing but time was my back lol

[queen canyon]

I could get 2000 if i studied chess even 10 minutes a day

[grim edge]

and didnt play roblox 🤡

[sly ledge]

with passion and self confidence u can get anywhere

[queen canyon]

I dont even play it that much

[opal nacelle]

i should be a gm

[grim edge]

playing it rn

[sly ledge]

That decreases your iq by 50

[queen canyon]

Im afk

[lean bolt]

I need someone to coach me

[humble oyster]

I will

[grim edge]

me too

[lean bolt]

my new goal is to beat chickaru

[queen canyon]

I dont deal with roblox kids i just find a game that i like sometimes and i play it for a bit

[grim edge]

oh ur below 500

[lean bolt]

[lean bolt]

how do you know that

[grim edge]

it says on their profile

[sly ledge]

he's a stalker

[grim edge]

roles

[lean bolt]

Oh

[wispy spindle]

french good caro yuck

[queen canyon]

I would but chances of making a living out of chess is slim

[lean bolt]

How can I get those roles too?

[grim edge]

everybodys a steslker in thst sense

[wispy spindle]

I have faced 0 caros over the board

[grim edge]

/connectmessage

bots off rn

[sly ledge]

indirect do /trust

[lean bolt]

oh

[bright glade]

[lean bolt]

when is bot back on?

[bright glade]

Won't ruin the fun

[grim edge]

its on im jus dumb

[bright glade]

Oh hey you're probably new to chess
Use /connect when the bot is online

It looks online

[humble oyster]

A lot of people here are from asia

[grim edge]

Indirect, do u even still play on cc?

[bright glade]

Don't think chikaru can use the command so

[lean bolt]

i'm connected i think

[bright glade]

Yes you are

[lean bolt]

Oh im trusted now nice

[bright glade]

<500 real
Have fun

[grim edge]

do /profile

if ur worthy

[opal nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1075606189922070670.gif

[lean bolt]

i'm not worthy yet

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> danktillon

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[grim edge]

do it tho

[lean bolt]

i'm gonna beat you first and then i'll do it

[grim edge]

oh

[sly ledge]

physically?

[lean bolt]

That's my motivation

torme coach me

[grim edge]

he means in bed

[lean bolt]

i wanna beat him

[sly ledge]

wait guys who would win a turtle or a cat

[queen canyon]

Also im finally not getting announcement pings

[grim edge]

cat

[grim edge]

A cat, what could the turtle do lmao

[sly ledge]

ok your first step is to beat a cat

[hasty iris]

still get daily stream announcement pings

[lean bolt]

That's not nice

[sly ledge]

idk hide

[grim edge]

im kitty

[hasty iris]

so annoying cant turn it off

[lean bolt]

Cats are friends not enemies

[sly ledge]

I meant a kitty

[sly ledge]

Sacrfices have to be made for greater goals

[lean bolt]

how did you get such cool color role?

[queen canyon]

Actually not, look at my roles

[lean bolt]

I want that color role too

[sly ledge]

only then u will ever beat a cat

[humble oyster]

my fault

[hasty iris]

bruh #reaction-roles

[lean bolt]

Thank you 🙂

[grim edge]

I think cat paws is small enough to reach the turtle heads, except they are snapping turtles then the cat fcked

hi

[lean bolt]

This color is so nice

[grim edge]

i like it this way

[sly ledge]

bruh

[grim edge]

i acc prefer red

[queen canyon]

I prefer black

[grim edge]

ew wtf ks this

im not alright

i craving sum donuts rn

[hasty iris]

im not following the channel but it still shows up as suggested

[sly ledge]

bro is gonna become a police officer

[humble oyster]

twss

[grim edge]

my girl said the same 💔💔💔

[normal thunder]

kings indian best opening

[mystic stream]

Fr

[normal thunder]

sry that I am now her boyfriend

[grim edge]

ask her if she still missed me

[glass nymph]

when hit 800 elo:

[humble oyster]

[normal thunder]

who? she doesnt remember you

[ornate ivy]

why are you here

[normal thunder]

mr 300 elo dont talk

[grim edge]

she got my name tatted on her armpits

[lean bolt]

omg a 2700 pls teach me

I wanna be good enough to beat chickaru

[humble oyster]

I didnt even say anything

[normal thunder]

we corrected it fastly

[ornate ivy]

Oop cat fell on keyboard

[lean bolt]

He's 400 elo higher than me

[scenic whale]

what

[lean bolt]

he's almost 1100

[normal thunder]

other things are also way higher than yours

[grim edge]

hmmmm

[lean bolt]

Yes but as of now my goal is to beat chickaru not other people

[ornate ivy]

You really suck at this game dont you

[lean bolt]

You don't have to be blunt about it but yes...

[grim edge]

hey no elo shaming 😭

hes new

[humble oyster]

fr

[ornate ivy]

Starky is going on another rant in Moon Club

[dusk sun]

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/help-support/game-analysis-review-uses-100-cpu-power

[ornate ivy]

lmao

[grim edge]

Sounds like Starky. He coming back to GC tomorrow, his timeout finally done

who wanna play blitz ?

[hasty iris]

ye

send unrated link

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/pvvWh

[grim edge]

i remember you

u were 1000 when i met u

[lean bolt]

Do you want to teach me then?

I wanna reach 1000 so I have an actual shot at beating him

[humble oyster]

I told you I will teach you

[lean bolt]

I think i'm higher rated than you

[humble oyster]

nuh uh

[lean bolt]

It says you're 300

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/lightskin-master-lightskin-prestige-lightskinned-light-skin-dude-light-skin-guy-gif-25457550

[humble oyster]

I got hidden potential

[grim edge]

i rizzed

[sly ledge]

You're the protagonist of an anime

[grim edge]

she pissed

then kissed

[sly ledge]

Bars

[grim edge]

then finished

[humble oyster]

😍😍😍

[grim edge]

and missed

[humble oyster]

[sly ledge]

and dissed

[queen pecan]

you know the rules

[grim edge]

and so do i

[queen pecan]

its time to die

[humble oyster]

🥶

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/idk-gif-24301301

[sly ledge]

rizz 100

[queen pecan]

you know the rules, its time to die.. SAY GOODBYE 🔫

[ornate ivy]

Sure

I will coach you for 2 days then you will be able to beat @grim edge

[lean bolt]

Ok

I will be back in two days for my rematch @grim edge

[humble oyster]

coach me too

[sly ledge]

beware @grim edge he's coming to get u

[ornate ivy]

no, I only have Indirect as my studnet

[humble oyster]

My goal is to beat martin :))

[ornate ivy]

He is a prodigy 700

[sly ledge]

by the end of the year

[humble oyster]

okay but im menace 300

point being?

[ornate ivy]

He pays me

[pastel plover]

Editor: Me ( Not me in the video )

[sly ledge]

he doesn't see true talent

[onyx geode]

its good that i dont play over-the-board, i would be a pretty bad menace if i would lose in public

[humble oyster]

beads

[glass nymph]

💀💀💀bro... u...

[sly ledge]

beads=free 2800 elo

[humble oyster]

hamster = free 3300 elo

[grim edge]

bro???

[ornate ivy]

what

[grim edge]

alr bro

[rose spear]

damn bruh

[grim edge]

what did i do to u

[ornate ivy]

Nothing

But you did sojmething to my student

[pastel plover]

💀

[humble oyster]

dw ill coach you

[grim edge]

stop teaching my enemies chess

[grim edge]

youre below 500????

[pastel plover]

Lol

His ass ain't teaching you

[grim edge]

can u find me a coach too so we can have a student vs student real battle

[ornate ivy]

My the time im done with him he should be able to adopt you

[humble oyster]

Okay but its not about the elo

[pastel plover]

It is.

More elo = good.

[teal dragon]

its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean

[errant edge]

@ornate ivy

[humble oyster]

frrr

[ornate ivy]

bro really came into the chat just to ping me for no reason

[errant edge]

Go 1v1 in protanki online

[ornate ivy]

no

[errant edge]

Why?

[ornate ivy]

why would i want to do that lmao

[ornate comet]

guys who cant make me talk in voice chanel ?

[errant edge]

This is game was legendary

[ornate ivy]

oh it already happened, cool

[humble oyster]

what?

[ornate comet]

how I can talk **

[errant edge]

I started play in 2014 the game

[ornate ivy]

link your account and get /trusted

[ornate ivy]

congrats

[lethal lotus]

Use your head hole🤓

[humble oyster]

step one is to open your mouth

[grim edge]

guys i linked my chess.com acc with dc but i still dont have vc perms

[errant edge]

You girl?

[ornate comet]

link my account !

[humble oyster]

step two is to sugon.

[errant edge]

@ornate comet you girl?

[oak cliff]

learn to do things urself

[pastel plover]

Leave people alone.

[errant edge]

No

[ornate ivy]

look at my pronoun roles

[humble oyster]

bro is down horrendous

[errant edge]

Idk

[pastel plover]

He/him hi sir.

[oak cliff]

light spirit guy I'm gonna reaction every singls of ur messages

[errant edge]

Then what is She/him

[humble oyster]

who?

[pastel plover]

Idk he forgot his pron

[errant edge]

Reaction the guy was roulette

[pastel plover]

Sonic wave 🔛🔝🔥

[grim edge]

someome coach me

a WCM is teaching my nemesis

[humble oyster]

Get yourself a man

[teal dragon]

who

[grim edge]

moon

[teal dragon]

oh right yes very WCM

[ornate ivy]

lol

[errant edge]

I forgot email for join to chess account

I forgot create the shit password

[humble oyster]

womp womp

[oak cliff]

chess is easy for women,they get titles 1-200 points before men

[grim edge]

she isntb

shes still 2600 plus idc

[ornate ivy]

not yet, ill get WCM soon enough

[grim edge]

i needa find me a coach too

[humble oyster]

Magnus

[grim edge]

wish u good luck ❤️

[pastel plover]

This you?

[oak cliff]

what openings u play

[errant edge]

|| If You Reading You was Gay ||

[humble oyster]

was?

[pastel plover]

Wana kiss big boy?

[errant edge]

No

[errant edge]

Idk engilsh

[pastel plover]

Wait was? Nah bro I wasn't I am only when I say no homo

Anyone here wana kiss? ( No homo )

[humble oyster]

I was gay but looking at your ugly ahh made me turn straight again 🥶 🥶 🥶 🔥 🔥

[errant edge]

@humble oyster

[pastel plover]

Like and subscribe 🔥🙏🍗🍗

[lethal lotus]

Vienna gambit

[humble oyster]

that bhop is scripts

[pastel plover]

Skill issue

[teal dragon]

i wanna kiss

[pastel plover]

Bet.

[teal dragon]

mwah

[pine bison]

[errant edge]

What if no

[pastel plover]

We no homo right?

[teal dragon]

😏

[errant edge]

@pine bison why you lose many follower

[pine bison]

what

[pastel plover]

I see where you going 😉

[humble oyster]

🤨📸

[pastel plover]

Bet bro 😓🙏🍗🍗🍗🔥🔥

[errant edge]

I not gay fuсk you

[pastel plover]

😻

[pine bison]

aight chillll

[pastel plover]

Bro deleted 💀

[errant edge]

Mod*

[humble oyster]

thats what she said 🥶🥶🥶

[pastel plover]

Paint give me a role "The highest mute recorder*

[errant edge]

She or he

[teal dragon]

No

[errant edge]

Wtf my brain was crashed

[pine bison]

negative

[pastel plover]

Affirmative.

[teal dragon]

that was mod

[pastel plover]

Yea I realized that

[pine bison]

how is mod

[teal dragon]

ruinin our fun

[pastel plover]

It doesn't support gay people. ( I'm only gay with homies )

[teal dragon]

"it"

[errant edge]

I got a 27 day mute in lichess for put math 3² : √121

[pastel plover]

My bad 😦

[tawny olive]

liren or carlsen

[teal dragon]

thats crazy

[humble oyster]

Kissing homies goodnight 😘

[pine bison]

nepo

[pastel plover]

Icream

[teal dragon]

nepo x ding bl fanfic

[pastel plover]

What you do

My highest was 7 days.

[errant edge]

For put math 3² : √121

[pastel plover]

😭😭😭🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗

[grim edge]

magnus fell off

[humble oyster]

can I have the CR role im a certified CR player

[tawny olive]

when im installing minecraft mods:

[pine bison]

are you in the clan?

[pastel plover]

I am clash royal player ( not anymore )

I'm losing my prime smh.

[humble oyster]

whats the clan?

[errant edge]

Ayo

[pastel plover]

I deleted the game

[errant edge]

I playing 2b2t

[teal dragon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1132800369496432670/makesweet-y36oua.gif?width=480&height=360

[pastel plover]

Jenny mod?

[pine bison]

same

[errant edge]

💀

[pastel plover]

I saw it live on tiktok

Crazy? I was crazy once.

[tawny olive]

[humble oyster]

whats that

im going to google it

[opaque apex]

they locked me in a room

[pastel plover]

Ok I'ma stop before discord mods come back 😓

[pastel plover]

Wait don't 😭🍗

[pine bison]

am still here

[pastel plover]

Not anymore

Meet the spy - GM Paint

[opaque apex]

chicken emoji 🍗

[pine bison]

[pastel plover]

Deagle one taps!?

[pine bison]

you bet

[pastel plover]

We love Paint 🍗🍗🔥🔥🔥🔥

[teal dragon]

why the meat

[humble oyster]

what game?

[pine bison]

csgo duh

[humble oyster]

or irl?

[mighty remnant]

someone explain this brilliant move for me

(played by stockfish)

[pastel plover]

Shut the hell up I'm listening to sonic wave 🔥🍗🍗🍗🍗

[humble oyster]

thats not the deagle bozo

[pastel plover]

https://tenor.com/view/geometry-dash-sonic-wave-extreme-demon-demon-level-gif-19505392

[teal dragon]

the rook is hanging, stockfish is prioritising the integrity of the pawn structure for the rook

[humble oyster]

thats a p2000

[humble oyster]

whos rook is hanging?

[teal dragon]

blacks

on d2

[humble oyster]

why am I not seeing it

[teal dragon]

the rook can be taken by the knight

[humble oyster]

oh I see it but why is b6 brilliant?

[mighty remnant]

ooh interesting

[humble oyster]

common stockfish w

[teal dragon]

because of how brilliants are handed out, its when the best move is played which sacrifices material, so sometimes its not very exciting, this is such a case

[humble oyster]

but then queen takes knight

[opaque apex]

yeah but you still get a rook

[tawny olive]

what is this

[teal dragon]

yeah but ideally a rook is more powerful than a knight

[opaque apex]

rook for knight is winning

[tiny heath]

watch my chess edit video

[teal dragon]

in most cases, yes - but in this one the position is still a draw

[gray heron]

no it's not?

[granite parrot]

Hello

[opaque apex]

no I mean in Material

5 points minus 3 is 2

[gray heron]

rook is worth 5 and a knight is 3

[tiny heath]

pls match my chess edit

[gray heron]

the opponent is +2 in material, what u oj about?

[teal dragon]

yes thats what the comment says " a rook for a knight"

[gray heron]

yes but he says rook for knight is winning

[teal dragon]

yes because it is

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/keep-your-self-safe-gif-26048046

[teal dragon]

thats how grammar works

[gray heron]

how is losing material winning?

[opaque apex]

from the perspective of the other dude

since you were talking about how they'd lose the knight

[tiny heath]

watch i need more view'

[gray heron]

the guy who takes tue rook is winning

[wispy spindle]

I have x-factor rizzgekyo sharingan

[stuck kestrel]

positional compensation or maybe mate

[teal dragon]

you are misinterpreting. you get a rook for a knight, is that not usully winning?

[opaque apex]

yeah, that's.. what I said

what do you think I said

[gray heron]

oh I misread it

[stuck kestrel]

ltg in an alternate universe:

[tawny olive]

man i watched the story about this guy on yt

[mighty remnant]

well
its either exchange sac or lose bishop

[stuck kestrel]

low tier god

[mighty remnant]

and apparently exchange sac is still drawing

[teal dragon]

yeah

creepy crawly moment

[tawny olive]

yea

[pine bison]

meincraft

[stuck kestrel]

roblox

[pine bison]

steve

[stuck kestrel]

bacon hair

alex

[pine bison]

real

[stuck kestrel]

fake

[teal dragon]

i have lots more games if u want to analyse any

[stuck kestrel]

sodium

[mighty remnant]

it decides to give back exhange

[stuck kestrel]

wayward

[teal dragon]

it works oddly enough

[pine bison]

🤮

[stuck kestrel]

Sodium Hydrogen

[mighty remnant]

try do ammonia

[teal dragon]

hydroxide*

[stuck kestrel]

U missed the joke

[teal dragon]

yes i was looking for counters

[teal dragon]

oh cuz its Nah

[pine bison]

englund gambit ez

XD

[stuck kestrel]

Yes

[stuck kestrel]

i beat a 1600 with it

[mighty remnant]

how to win against englund

[stuck kestrel]

he blundered his bishop

[pine bison]

nott that hard tbh

[mighty remnant]

how

[stuck kestrel]

play chess

[pine bison]

if you know the lines, englund is ass

[opaque apex]

sbeve minecrdatd

[stuck kestrel]

englund is easy to counter

[humble oyster]

englund is free

[pine bison]

if you dont know the lines, englund is poggers

[teal dragon]

yea

[mighty remnant]

how to win up a pawn

:3

[stuck kestrel]

even then if u just ignore the pawn u arent in any trouble

englund is good in bullet because some people might premove the london

[pine bison]

ive played it a fair share and people simply hang bishops, pawns, kings like crazy (at 1200 elo)

[mighty remnant]

also why isnt pushing good in englund

[stuck kestrel]

and u get a free bi shop

[stuck kestrel]

[mighty remnant]

because its a free pawn?

[teal dragon]

because it removes your advantage

[mighty remnant]

oh ok

[stuck kestrel]

idk but thats what i do anyway

[pine bison]

englund is full force that queen up your opponents kings ass

[stuck kestrel]

the best move is to take apparently

[stuck kestrel]

[pine bison]

[teal dragon]

if you dont want to deal with traps ig you can just push

[pine bison]

if the englund works and you win its very satisfying

[stuck kestrel]

Pro tip: if u dont wanna fall for gambits dont take free stuff

[humble oyster]

how do yoi get the OG role?

[teal dragon]

be OG

[pine bison]

be in this server since idk 2022

[stuck kestrel]

so people that joined in 2023 wont have the og role in 2024?

[forest steeple]

Please join my club

[pine bison]

nope

[humble oyster]

i joined this server a long tome ago then left

[stuck kestrel]

[humble oyster]

but im back now

[pine bison]

no ads here

[mighty remnant]

oh btw did polish draw

[teal dragon]

yeah

[pine bison]

thats true

ill give ya the OG role fair enough

[stuck kestrel]

pog

[humble oyster]

I always had it

[teal dragon]

it pretty much transposed into a reti tho

[mighty remnant]

oh

[pine bison]

oh nvm

[stuck kestrel]

what even is polish

[mighty remnant]

1. b4

[pine bison]

language

[ornate ivy]

Why

[stuck kestrel]

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/poland-brock-lesnar-scream-polska-poland-flag-gif-24793010

[mighty remnant]

polish has some trap lines

[stuck kestrel]

and then fianchettoing the bishop?

[ornate ivy]

Same

[mighty remnant]

yeah you fianchetto

[stuck kestrel]

[tawny olive]

👍

[pine bison]

hiyaaa guuuurl

[teal dragon]

fianchetto with the roof blown off 😱

[ornate ivy]

Heyyy

[stuck kestrel]

[ornate ivy]

@pine bison wanna set up a blitz tournament

[mighty remnant]

server found, time to join

[pine bison]

uh sure

[ornate ivy]

I can probs get 50-75 people from our side

[mighty remnant]

[opaque apex]

Przvrzbrz

[teal dragon]

what opening should i (fish) try out

[pine bison]

DM

[forest steeple]

I thought that I can advertise here.

[teal dragon]

well u thot wrongh

[ornate ivy]

What did you call her?

[stuck kestrel]

thot

[teal dragon]

the moon is made out of cheese

[forest steeple]

If you want to become Super Admin or Admin

[frosty mountain]

wSp

[mighty remnant]

uh
try out...
the spider sense gambit

[stuck kestrel]

halloween gambit

[teal dragon]

[mighty remnant]

pretty sure halloween is losing by force

[white sorrel]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/83963352595 can someone use a review for this game for me thx

[worn ice]

lewisgough13 (854) vs. TheVenomousX (845)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qd8 4. d3 Nc6 5. g3 Nf6 6. Bg2 Bd7 7. Nf3 Bg4 8. O-O e5 9. h3 Bxf3 10. Bxf3 Bc5 11. Na4 Bd6 12. Bg5 O-O 13. Nc3 Nd4 14. Nd5 Nxf3+ 15. Qxf3 Be7 16. Nxe7+ Qxe7 17. Bxf6 Qxf6 18. Qxb7 Rfb8 19. Qxc7 Rxb2 20. Qc6 Qxc6 21. Rac1 Rxc2 22. Rxc2 Qxc2 23. Re1 f6 

[teal dragon]

thats good, i like watching stockfish lose

[stuck kestrel]

probably

[elfin crag]

hi

[white sorrel]

ty

[stuck kestrel]

threw away the position

[elfin crag]

how do u get "Flair Beta Tester" role?

[teal dragon]

customise community

idk link

[stuck kestrel]

channels and roles

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1076316166991130644

what the hell

[golden badge]

Lol

[opaque apex]

me after buying　　　　his grandma
💸📉

[mild harbor]

I need help on the password Game again

[teal dragon]

well thats too bad

[mild harbor]

I have never played chess before im js here for this stupid fking game

[stuck kestrel]

[teal dragon]

dm

[stuck kestrel]

dm me

[teal dragon]

prob die

[stuck kestrel]

cry

[humble oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/sparkles-and-champagne-sparklesandchampagne-opto_edge-gif-25486986

[mild harbor]

call my buddy wesly

[humble oyster]

my honest reaction:

[mighty remnant]

1. a3 d5 2. d4 Nc6 3. Nf3 Bf5 4. Bf4 e6 5. Nc3 Bd6 6. e3 Nf6 7. g3 h6 8. Bg2 Rc8 9. O-O O-O

apparently this is called the spider sense gambit

idk who on earth named it

[elfin crag]

🇪

[stuck kestrel]

its not too bad

[mighty remnant]

whys it a gambit tho

[unborn vale]

Would you sacrifice your queen even for one extra pawn?

[stuck kestrel]

idk

[opaque apex]

me sorry

[mighty remnant]

am i blind

[humble oyster]

what?

[humble oyster]

did you blunder?

[mighty remnant]

no i mean
i dont see where the gambit is

[fallen storm]

guys, y'all wanna join?:)

[humble oyster]

what gambit

[mighty remnant]

woah

[elfin crag]

wtf, yee i wanna

[fallen storm]

ikr

[spiral badger]

Bro all the pieces and pawns are on the board there is no gambit

[elfin crag]

86!!!

[mighty remnant]

yeah...
so whys it called a gambit

[fallen storm]

we're in puzzles stream

[spiral badger]

I suck at puzzles though

[stuck kestrel]

is it bg7+ ??

i suck at puzzles.

[fallen storm]

bishop takes?

[teal dragon]

doesnt sound like an official opening name so its prob a nickname

[stuck kestrel]

then u check with the rook

im stupid sorry

[teal dragon]

oh ok mb

[mighty remnant]

i mean thats what wikipedia says

[stuck kestrel]

im so stupid i hung the rook

dont listen to me

[teal dragon]

lemme check it out

[fallen storm]

@frosty mountain helpa plsplspls

[humble oyster]

you sure he dosnt decline the gambit?

[stuck kestrel]

i would just play qf6 if it was a real gamr

[fallen storm]

and lose

[teal dragon]

why not Bxf4 💀

[fallen storm]

I'm calculating that

[mighty remnant]

i have no ide

[fallen storm]

and qh5 and rg3

[stuck kestrel]

Yes.

[mighty remnant]

hm bxf8 threatens mate

rxf8

rh3?

idk im very bad at puzzles

[stuck kestrel]

hangs the rook

[forest steeple]

I know that advertising is not allowed here but I have created website for my club can I share the link. I just want to know what you think about it.

[mighty remnant]

oh smh

[stuck kestrel]

nice.

[mighty remnant]

isnt that still advertising

[stuck kestrel]

maybe

[humble oyster]

you are asking about the design of the website?

[forest steeple]

I did not ask you to join the club it totally depends upon you if you want to join the club or not.

[forest steeple]

Yes

[mighty remnant]

welp
i'm not a mod, do whatever you want

[glass carbon]

i still dont know who server manager is

[humble oyster]

Im online 24/7 mods should hire me

[mighty remnant]

good luck to @fallen storm

i have to go study

[hasty iris]

dm it to me

[mighty remnant]

:c
tell me how much you get to

[hasty iris]

actually wait no im scared of discord phishing links

[keen parrot]

[patent dock]

take the rook i cant spot mate because of rook f8

[keen parrot]

implying mods get paid

[humble oyster]

25/7?

[forest steeple]

I can share the link here.

[final condor]

Yomom

[keen parrot]

can you buy a car with that?

[patent dock]

rub off some of your magic on me do i take the rook or nah

[keen parrot]

nah

[patent dock]

but rf8

[teal dragon]

bro said it like hes proud

[keen parrot]

its qg6 rg8 ng5

[hasty iris]

whats it called? i can google it

[keen parrot]

qxf2 doesnt matter cause kh3

[patent dock]

i meant g8 im dumb

[humble oyster]

since when?

[forest steeple]

https://variantsarethebest.wordpress.com/

[patent dock]

ok ty sir

[humble oyster]

ez dubs

another win for me

[white sorrel]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/83964592043 can someone please use a review for this game for me thx

[worn ice]

TheVenomousX (844) vs. schackstorm (845)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nxe5 d6 4. Nf3 Nxe4 5. Nc3 Nxc3 6. bxc3 d5 7. d3 Bd6 8. c4 dxc4 9. dxc4 O-O 10. Bg5 f6 11. Be3 Re8 12. c5 Bf4 13. Qxd8 Rxd8 14. Bxf4 Rd7 15. Bc4+ Kh8 16. O-O Nc6 17. Rad1 Rxd1 18. Rxd1 Nb4 

[keen parrot]

nope

[patent dock]

ohh back rank mate makes sense kings stuck

[keen parrot]

200 msgs in this server

[humble oyster]

thats pretty good no?

[keen parrot]

some here have 100k

[humble oyster]

aint no way

[keen parrot]

las and scipio

[spiral badger]

I have 3k and I don’t feel like I message much

[humble oyster]

there is a 5 second cooldown so even if they were talking every chance they get it 140 hours on this server

[keen parrot]

they probably have more

also one of them is a mod so no cooldown

[humble oyster]

not much to talk about there

[teal dragon]

fun name surely its not losing on the 3rd move

ok

[lean pawn]

Look my name has different colors than every one im special

[keen parrot]

just f3 e4?

[glass carbon]

vinegar

Im a barbie girl!👄
In a barbie world 🌍
Life in plastic 🚫
Its fantastic ⭐
You can brush my hair 😄
Undress me everywhere 😳
Imagination🤔
Life is your creation 🤯
Come on barbie lets go party 🎉
Im a barbie girl!👄
In a barbie world 🌍
Life in plastic 🚫
Its fantastic ⭐
You can brush my hair 😄
Undress me everywhere 😳
Imagination🤔
Life is your creation 🤯
Yea idk man im bored

is sing no spam

[elfin crag]

yo im playing 10sec|10

[teal dragon]

bruh u aborted

[onyx geode]

bro has clearly not watched the barbenheimer movie

[upbeat viper]

Hi

[humble oyster]

🌊 🌊

[elfin crag]

bruh, someone play 10sec|10

[keen parrot]

am i the only one who doesn't really care about new movies

[upbeat viper]

Nah

[grim edge]

🤓

[keen parrot]

you got me good there

[queen canyon]

Nope

[warped galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/ayaya-yeah-happy-hapinness-kiniro-gif-12992329

[keen parrot]

Ayaya !

[warped galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/ayaya-saturated-triggered-scream-lol-gif-16437115

[keen parrot]

[warped galleon]

Theres a emoji

bruh i want it now

[queen canyon]

No nitro haha noob

[upbeat viper]

Cc down ?

[keen parrot]

these are all i have

[languid flower]

Bruh server overload

[craggy loom]

are the servers down?

[upbeat viper]

Rip cc

[queen canyon]

Rip bozo

[humble oyster]

common lichess W

[queen canyon]

Leeches

Lechees

[keen parrot]

common lynches W

[languid flower]

Im tryna grind for new league ive been stuck in the same one for like half a year now

LeeCheese

[queen canyon]

Im tryna grind for new leave ive been stuxk in the same one for like half a year

[keen parrot]

im tryna grind for new league ive been stuck in the same one for like half a minute now

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/loli-shy-anime-shocked-surprised-gif-15974473

[bright echo]

chess.com is down?

[humble oyster]

yo what is that gif

[keen parrot]

nah man what is this gif

feels a bit suggestive doesnt it

[bright echo]

chess.com is down?

[elfin crag]

bruh danny

[elfin charm]

yeah

[somber laurel]

Error 502? L

[languid flower]

chess.com is down?

[stuck kestrel]

is chess.com down?

[keen parrot]

danny is my celeb crush

[random kindle]

I got a server overload lol

[stuck kestrel]

oh lol

[bright echo]

same

[languid flower]

Yeah we all did

[elfin crag]

another one

[queen canyon]

Guys please BEHAVE

[somber laurel]

https://www.chess.com/

[gusty tendon]

server crashed

[bright echo]

i was so winning (600 elo 😎 )

[queen canyon]

😤😤

[random kindle]

I was just trying to respond to the daily

[rare bane]

is chess.com down?

[languid flower]

What an username

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[rare bane]

https://www.isitdownrightnow.com/chess.com.html

alr

[random kindle]

The skill

[keen parrot]

mine is better ngl

[elfin crag]

did this happen cuz i played 10sec|10?

[gusty tendon]

Bro I was reviewing notaaition

[languid flower]

Proof

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tilt

This is the Chess.com profile of tilt. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2331 (2346 peak)
Blitz: 2352 (2525 peak)
Bullet: 2461 (2572 peak)

[keen parrot]

here is proof

[languid flower]

My oponnent resigned

[cold gorge]

Just got reported for cheating should I be worried

[odd fable]

r u drunk

[languid flower]

Idk man were u cheating

[cold gorge]

No

[keen parrot]

no, im vimun/tilt

[stuck kestrel]

if u were cheating yes

[odd fable]

... have u been drinking

[cold gorge]

How does chesscom know I’m not cheating tho

[random kindle]

https://www.chess.com/bundles/web/images/danny_pawn.82d0fa70.gif

[keen parrot]

no lmao, that was a one time thing

[odd fable]

my brother said u drink

[stuck kestrel]

they have their ways

[cold gorge]

Alr then

[keen parrot]

who is your brother

[elfin crag]

AHHHHHHHHHH, IT DIDNT FIIIIIX

[languid flower]

Multiple factors
Win rate
Avg accuracy
account age
Etc etc

[elfin crag]

I WANT MY GAME REVIEW

(sorry caps)

[odd fable]

@grim edge

[cold gorge]

So I should be good I’m doodoo lol

[languid flower]

Etc (i cant think of more)

[humble oyster]

I can review for you 😁

[keen parrot]

ok

[cold gorge]

Lucky game

[grim edge]

huh

[grim edge]

mf when did i say this

[languid flower]

[grim edge]

I SAID HE DRANK ONCE

DO YOU HAVE ROOM TEMPERATURE IQ

[elfin crag]

i could've given u the game... IF I COULD ACCESS CHESS.COM

[stuck kestrel]

once?

[keen parrot]

i drank once and wasnt even drunk smh

[elfin charm]

yeah, its completely down rn

[stuck kestrel]

only once?

[odd fable]

oh yeah u did

[languid flower]

i took like 7 shots yesterday didnt get drunk

[bright glade]

yes i do

[humble oyster]

works perfectly wym?

[elfin crag]

It fixed

[keen parrot]

maybe twice but i was never drunk

[grim edge]

bro are you slow hes not an alcaoholic

[stuck kestrel]

is it back

[bright glade]

not for everyone

[elfin crag]

[bright echo]

120 degree celsius? yea

[rare bane]

chess.com is back up

[elfin crag]

wait, it broke again

[grim edge]

a 1700 blunder M1 against me in lichess

[random kindle]

not for me

[grim edge]

he was never drunk i was explaining to my brother how when your drunk your chess abilities become double

[elfin crag]

[grim edge]

i am 1000 in cc

[stuck kestrel]

thats not true

[odd fable]

[languid flower]

Ong

[rare bane]

down again

[grim edge]

ur adopted

[stuck kestrel]

coc

[keen parrot]

no way its dream

[grim edge]

no it is trust just look at the drunk magnus games

[stuck kestrel]

magnus is good even when sover

[keen parrot]

i love cheating in mc speedruns too

[fluid burrow]

tf is going on?

[grim edge]

no hes better

[languid flower]

I love CoC

[fluid burrow]

overload????#

[stuck kestrel]

CHESS.COM IS BACK

its not down anymore

[fluid burrow]

is it back??

or not?

[novel hinge]

for me it's not back :(

[grim edge]

can someone help me with the password game

[gloomy vector]

Not back

[gusty surge]

chess.com died

[stoic elk]

what happend with chesscom?

[warm drum]

Me as well

[patent dock]

why

[gusty surge]

ok

[gloomy vector]

Too many people

[teal dragon]

yeah i was analysing too many games

[fluid burrow]

does this usually happen?

[patent dock]

L server

[odd fable]

i hope ur girl cheats on u

[limber vine]

Same here

[grim edge]

im so grateful it happened literally like 5 seconds after my game finished

[grim edge]

ur hope is in vain

[patent dock]

wait ur the panda dude

[keen parrot]

.

[limber vine]

Bro dodged a bullet

[novel hinge]

That's sadly not what code 502 says xD

[limber vine]

Yeah

[grim edge]

they have a vc in lichess

[patent dock]

i thought i got banned

[teal dragon]

i don like u

[grim edge]

chess.com never went down for me

[ornate ivy]

Pings

[pine elbow]

hallo

[grim edge]

lit this lichess match aboutta be like a cod session

[pine elbow]

did chess.com go down for anyone else?

[limber vine]

For nearly everyone ig

[teal dragon]

that pawn check brought the house down

[pine elbow]

oh ok

[ornate ivy]

How big is it

[pine elbow]

i thought i was only one

[limber vine]

Nah dw

[queen canyon]

You can survive not playing chess for a bit i think

[candid ingot]

Is there any chess activity on r/place

[keen parrot]

[novel hinge]

no, that's impossible

[white sorrel]

https://www.chess.com/bundles/web/images/danny_pawn.82d0fa70.gif

[ionic heart]

Is this chess.com server hosted on a potato?

[quaint saddle]

Always has been

[teal dragon]

GRRRR I WANNA ANALYSE THAT GAME

[grim edge]

what?

[keen parrot]

bro, dms

[humble oyster]

pause

[white sorrel]

I JUST WANT TO CHANGE MY BACKGROUND

[viscid tangle]

bro

[grim edge]

YOUR WILD NAH

[viscid tangle]

bro

[sick hornet]

users when an online service they use crashes for one hour :O

[keen parrot]

[patent dock]

i thought i got banned fr

[grim edge]

NAH NAH I SCREENSHOTTED THAT

[limber vine]

Lmao

[fallen storm]

Danny fix your game, I was at 94 puzzles

[viscid tangle]

uve been inspected for cheating?

[blazing blade]

BROO

[keen parrot]

send me the screenshot in dms please

[white sorrel]

I hope my game got saved

[blazing blade]

CAN you fix your damm game

[keen parrot]

ye at an otb tournament last week lmao

[fallen storm]

I hope my puzzle rush got saved

[humble oyster]

its a feature

[bright dagger]

Literally joined the server after the 502 error 😭

[topaz wasp]

WHY CANT I LOG IN TO CHESS.COM

[white sorrel]

impossible

[viscid tangle]

does it work for yall?

[blazing blade]

i was watching barbie then remember to play the game

[mighty remnant]

server overload

[blazing blade]

what feature???

[bright dagger]

Why scream mate :^)

[white sorrel]

server overload is normal like the period in feb

[viscid tangle]

u cant log in as well?

[humble oyster]

literally me

[fallen storm]

I literally got a puzzle that I had to check if castling was an option, so I had to turn on legal moves

[bright dagger]

I mean its up now

[novel flame]

yo how many players are playing chess rn?

[white sorrel]

u guys no is working now?

[distant girder]

chess.com works now

[bright dagger]

Its up for me atleast right now

[ionic heart]

Every week this server goes down, what do you want me to do? praise?

[blazing blade]

@worn ice how does alber is playing chess? the game is overload

[white sorrel]

it works now

[viscid tangle]

oh

[limber vine]

Doesn't work for me yet

[fallen storm]

says overload for me

[sick hornet]

Every week? I hadn't had any problems since like January

[grim edge]

mine still isn't working

[viscid tangle]

doesnt work again

[white sorrel]

doesn't wsork again

[viscid tangle]

it worked for like a second

[white sorrel]

it worked for 2 seconds

[patent dock]

this first time fir me

[teal dragon]

Sorry guys my bad i was doing too many game reviews

[bright dagger]

Oh ouch yeah, I refreshed and its cooling down again

[humble oyster]

its only down for the non-diamond membership fellas

[white sorrel]

me who is gold membership:

[ionic heart]

So you don't use chess.com often

[bright dagger]

Why you trynna start a riot

[sick hornet]

I use it every day dude

[white sorrel]

guys just use lichess

[bright dagger]

don't felx!

[limber vine]

me who has diamond

[bright dagger]

lichess?

[novel hinge]

Same here xD

[teal dragon]

Everyone has diamond atm

[viscid tangle]

i have diamond its still down

[humble oyster]

except me?

[ionic heart]

Either you're lying or you have a very short memory...

[flint cedar]

I'm diamond for a year and still 502

[humble oyster]

its a joke

[patent dock]

i have plat

[teal dragon]

Check your emails

[keen parrot]

you have to be for at least 3 years to bypass

[humble oyster]

free 1 month

[sick hornet]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[viscid tangle]

i dont actually understand humor

[mighty remnant]

i couldn't get because uh
my parents wouldn't allow me to use credit card

[bright dagger]

Nah I agree...

[teal dragon]

Chess player moment

[patent dock]

broo

[blazing blade]

what without battlepass the game is down???

[keen marlin]

So whats up with the servers rn?

[mighty remnant]

overload

[blazing blade]

no diamond no game

[patent dock]

i need my 1600 rapi before i sleep tonight i hate cliff hangers

[mighty remnant]

happens pretty often

[limber vine]

Ded

[viscid tangle]

i just won a game

[keen marlin]

how long is that gonna last?

[bright dagger]

Well literally its too many people trying to play at once...

[blazing blade]

https://tenor.com/view/battlepass-gif-21116114

[ionic heart]

The last server outage was in early June...

[viscid tangle]

i swear if it doesnt load

[patent dock]

brokie server

[teal dragon]

If i was stupid and naiive i would give you mine bc we besties but im just a bit stupid and not naiive

[patent dock]

lichess is better

[bright dagger]

so go play lichess 💀

[patent dock]

its for brokies yet is higher quality

[mighty remnant]

no its fine

[grim edge]

is chess.com down?

[ionic heart]

June 1st

[patent dock]

im going to rebel

[humble oyster]

preach queen ✨ 💅

[charred cradle]

is chess.com down?

[sick hornet]

With which one of us

[patent dock]

fxck cc

[patent dock]

slayyy!!!

[viscid tangle]

alright

[bright dagger]

yes babes-- its down rn

[mighty remnant]

i dont want premium
i will suffer

[viscid tangle]

i might as well switch back to lichess

[keen parrot]

slayy queen

[charred cradle]

no daddy

[mighty remnant]

tilt is good

[teal dragon]

Syndrome is down but the money is up 📈 📈 📈

[restive storm]

No

[lean pawn]

Ky with s

[keen parrot]

fr

[bright dagger]

You lyin' man.

[restive storm]

[wanton birch]

[mortal jacinth]

why the hell is chess.com overloading again

[humble oyster]

business is booming

[sick hornet]

Naw bro

[bright dagger]

AHHHHH 💀

[hollow musk]

6v

[arctic heart]

are the servers down? (again)

[patent dock]

are you jk cheese chess

[sick hornet]

ong ong fr no cap I hadn't had issues with chess.c*m since January

[teal dragon]

I was game reviewing too much sorry

[candid ingot]

what the shit

[grim edge]

chess.com is down?

[mortal jacinth]

yes hi

[potent sky]

yeah they are down

[arctic heart]

i been playing garbage lately

[patent dock]

brooo its been 2 years wsp

[charred cradle]

i am playing

[bright dagger]

Love that y'all all have the gif ready to send

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> fifthdimensionbishop

This is the Chess.com profile of fifthdimensionbishop. Take a look!

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2262 (2262 peak)
Blitz: 1903 (2156 peak)
Bullet: 2033 (2061 peak)

[charred cradle]

on chess.com

[arctic heart]

i think i broke chess.com

[potent sky]

refresh the site every few seconds it will go faster than

[mortal jacinth]

sup who r u btw lol

[viscid tangle]

chess.com broken my rating is different

[grim edge]

diamond susbscription free for all

h

[lament bough]

Server blundered

[patent dock]

jack or von